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Episode Date: July 26, 2026

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inevitably come out. Oh, is there? I didn't hear anything about that. Oh, no. They just said they're, making, fucking, they're, they're like trying to distract from the layoffs by saying, hey, we're making Fallout out. Well, it's the, that we're making Fallout 5. Obsidian is working on a new Fallout and then they're remastering three in Vegas with a, we're the big three. Yeah, they're just like, it's, oh, they just said they're remastering it. Yeah. But it'll probably be like, the oblivion remaster. Announcing it in a fucking, yeah, sky post is like, dude, we're going to see it in, you know, 15 years. Well, it was like when Fallout 76 was, was,

having the real bad time at launch. It was right around when it turned out, like, support tickets on the website. We're sending random people's credit card info to other users sending support tickets. And then, like, a week later, that's when they announced a new Elder Scrolls game. Here's the title screen. Please stop talking about Fallat 76. And now here we are later. And they said, yeah, nothing was done.

When was Elder Scroll six announced? Six, seven years ago? Yeah. Nice. They literally just announced it because the fall at 76 backlash was getting so bad. They're trying to put fucking anything to bear. some headlines. So they said, just put a title screen and announce it. That's fucking, you know what's fucking insane?

The wait for Elder Scroll 6 is going to be longer than the wait for Kingdom Hearts 4. And that was an agonizing fucking way. That was that same fucking event where they announced Starfield as well, right? They're like, here's a, here's a. They showcased Starfield, I thought. No, I feel like they didn't show much of Starfield. I thought this was a safe space. I thought this was a safe space. It's not a safe space.

Please stop talking and welcome to the podcast also. Do you think Luth and Rail or director Krennick from Andor will be in Kingdom Hearts? What the fucking? That would be. What are you talking about? Have they put any Star Wars stuff in Kingdom Hearts? I want, I want Luth and Rail. Sora, welcome to me shop.

I know I made a Irish. Do you want me to start fucking yapping about Kingdom Hearts? Because I can. The fucking Star Wars is, I don't think it's got Star Wars. Kingdom Hearts for the original teaser trailer 100% has Star Wars in it. It's like the, because they show a forest, but the way that it's rendered looks exactly like it would be a forest from. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I thought this one saw like a render do. Rendor. Endor.

Endor. I thought I had like a walkers foot in it or something. Like you could tell it was a secret star's word. Kind of. I mean, dude, I don't know. Just fucking. ATST. ATS. Look at my screen right now. This is what the, this is the original trailer. And like it just shows. shows this, which has never been seen before in any Kingdom Hearts game. Oh, that's Andor. Oh, that's, did you see it? Did you see it for a forest?

Right. Yeah, there's a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a walker. Yeah, that's a. Yeah, that's and or you, you think you're gonna get a lightsaber key blade. You're a fucking idiot. You're getting the Ew-Yub, yub key blade.

Oh, you know what's fucked up? You know what's fucked up? They have to, so Donald and Goofy, whenever you go to another world always have to transform into something specific from that world. Either Donald or. Goofy is going to be a fucking Ewk Like a fucking Ewk Abomination with a beak

I just killed that guy with a fucking rock Gorsh I could make Don a little stormtrooper That'd be fun They already did that before They did that back in the 30s and 40s Well gosh Lufin Seems like you sure did

Sacrifice a lot That was really fucking clever Well no very soon Because Kingdom Hearts is going to be shown at D23 this year In like less than a month, I think, now. And last time they showed

Kingdom Hearts at D23, they showed off that Toy Story World was in Kingdom Hearts 3. So this is going to probably show either Star Wars. Technically Marvel was already part of Kingdom Hearts because of fucking Big Hero 6. Technically, it's a fucking Marvel thing.

I need to shut up. This people are leaving. I was falling asleep. Yeah. I know. People are leaving. Of course you'll make friends goofy. I have friends everywhere. What's my, can I do the Donald Duck voice? I don't know. Sad.

Oh, what's the fuck? Ew, what the fuck? That's Donald Duck after you get hit by car. Why? Sorry, will you burn your decency for someone else's future? Yeah. Have you guys ever seen the fucking, the cutscene of Woody? A lot of Star Wars is a cutscene.

Woody in Kingdom Hearts 3 is in the dark, darkness, like a fucking dark realm. and he looks at an evil guy and he's like, I bet you've never had friends before. Oh, yeah. You're a loser. Dude, kingdom hearts, no context. Funny as shit ever.

I fucking love this series. Asoka. You can use the Keyblade too? Osoka. Don't worry, everybody. We have Baby Grogu. Baby Grogo, stop eating those. They're babies.

Stop. Are you excited for the fucking lightsaber keyblade? There's going to be a lightsaber 100%. It's going to be a lightsaber. Dude, I hope it's not a lightsaber key blade.

I hope the amount of fucking anger that I will see. I really hope it's just not a lightsaber key blade. I know it's going to be, but God, do I hope it's not? Dude, I hope it's purple. It's fucking some color that it's just going to piss off fucking sours. You know, it's going to be blue or green. No, it's going to be blue.

It's 100% going to be, well. It's red. What if he's evil now? No, because green, isn't green for masters? He's not a mat. Yeah. I heard that Haley Joel Osman has been pushing for Sora to fuck in the new one. Yeah, he has.

It's been fucking disgusting. Sawa's fans will tell you otherwise, but lightsaber colors means fucking nothing apart from red. Yeah. Red means you're bad. Okay, let me ask you something about Khyber crystals, buddy. What are Khyber crystals? You don't even know about Khyber crystals. You'd never be able to build a saber.

Why did I sound like Seinfeld? Those the crystals that go in the lightsaber to make it. Yeah. Oh, because when I was a kid... Yeah, go on Wikipedia, dumbass. No, yeah. No, when I was a kid, the lightsaber I had, had like a little thing that you put a Khyber crystal in, and it would change the noise of the...

lightsaber so that it was like evil or nice. I gotta go watch an ASMR Jeremiah video on this one second. It doesn't know why they blow up Jetta. What? Oh, I've been really big of the ASMR Jeremiah. Have you heard of him? No. Oh, ASMR Jeremiah, he's awesome.

You should look him up on YouTube. He does some of our videos as the Joker. He has three. So I found him. I found him looking at. Okay. This is a Brendan Fine that I've been meaning to bring to the podcast at some point. Asm.

Asm. Jeremiah has three bits. If you go to his YouTube channel, I'll post it here. He has three bits. He has Joker, Joker ASMR, German ASMR, and Edna Mode ASMR. And that's all he does. Well, he found his specialty. He found his niche.

Wait, he's doing ASMR Blackjack. Can he just do one where I'm like... Oh, Dr. House. There's a Dr. House one. I want one where I'm like severe debt to the fucking casino. I just... I'm a big fan of the Joker measures you for 20 minutes. You're right.

Concerned Black. Jack owner wants you to stop playing. Oh my God. Wait, wait, wait, wait. There's one where it's Edna, Edna Mode teaching you chess. Yeah, something about ASMR Jeremiah, I asked myself, what would ASMR Jeremiah do whenever I'm having like a tough problem? That's awesome.

What do he think about this? I love ASMR Jeremiah. Brennan, you should go back and redo all your old videos, but in, uh, whispered. I think that would be a, oh, God, what was the one trend that a bunch of YouTubers were doing, they were doing like the sleep playlists. Did you ever see that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When they would take all their videos and then re-render them

quieter with like background music so that people could just give them more views and more watch time, but like, I'm gonna listen to Scott the walls while I sleep. Dude, you know what? I'm a fucking idiot. I could capitalize on that so easy. No, you couldn't work too loud. No, we're, we're, no. I think I checking my audio

right now and I'm literally peaking. I'm literally, yeah, we're fucking, we turn the game up just for fun. I'm peeking out of my shorts and I'm peeking in my audio. Just turning the gain up real fucking loud for no goddamn reason, just to piss people off. It's for a reason. I hate it when people can

perceive me. I want them to hurt. What are you a fucking 14 year old in high school? Yeah, I'm 14 and this is deep. You're 14 and this is deep. Yeah, it's going to be deep as hell when I changed the pressure on your toilet and sucks you in like an airplane toilet. You know what was real fucking deep? The dental

emergency work I had to go get. I was your dental. So I was eating out. I was at home having a good time watching my Brooklyn 9-9s, messaging my dear friend. Watching your cop-slop. I get you. Yeah, my cop-slop. I love cops so much.

Copaganda is my favorite thing to consume. I was eating a putteen. And as I was eating, there was a giant fucking piece of chicken bone in the putteen. I bit into it because you don't fucking realize how hard you bite into things while you're passively chewing, right? but it's it's really fucking like there's a lot of pressure going on there you go you buy real fucking hard i broke my furthest farthest molar before the wisdom teeth and i basically broke a giant chunk out of my fucking tooth and it was super painful i had to go get emergency dental which is whatever like it happens i at first i was thinking to myself like holy shit i'm such a

moron how like i i must be the only idiot that ever had fucking dental issues and then everybody that i would message was like oh yeah dude i have like 50 crowns and i'm like dude that's all your teeth that's crazy uh humans have 50 teeth uh no actually yeah i was gonna do you want to know why i know it's 24 fuck do you want to know why i know it's 24 it's because of that one movie 24 starring fucking uh jack bowman no the grinch no the grinch no the movie 24. Oh, you're thinking of 24 with the number 24. No, the number 24. 23. It's in my jeans. Oh. You know what's funnier than 23? What, is it because it's 23? Is it 32? Is it 32? Because at one point he goes like, wait,

teeth. Number of teeth reverse is 32. 32. That's how many teeth you have. The, the code is in my teeth. I haven't seen that movie, but I believe that's a scene. I believe I don't remember it. I either way. I broke my tooth real bad. I went to get emergency care. and while I was getting emergency care the first thing that happens is I first off what is up with dentists and being like having the worst bedside manner ever I've never had a fucking nice dentist

I have I love my dentist they're really nice to me hate them hate them here I deal with the dental tech more where it's like okay here's your I'm with you for 45 minutes and they come for like the last 10 15 like all right let's yeah look good I love that dental techs have like such good bed

bedside manner is that Is that the word? Mouthside matter. Mouthside matter. Yeah. They're so nice. She was asking me about my day. Everything.

She was asking about my hair. Like, wow, your hair is so beautiful. How do you get it like that? Whatever. The dentist comes in immediately like, he was dressed like Jeff Keely. Like, I don't know how to. He had like, let's take a look at those gums that before we get into the games. He literally comes in with like this fucking like, you know, the vest and the, the, the shitty

like Deadpool shirt with the fucking rebe like red night Jelian's Phil Spencer because Jeff Keeley wears like Jeff Keeley wears like velour suits now he got like the Sam Lake but knockoff fits now we talking like the Phil Spencer walks outfit no but he wears fucking even with that Brendan he's still wearing like

Jordans yeah he's is always he's always wearing like fucking some fucking crazy like red shoes andy why pregnant Scooby do it Mandy why pregnant Scooby Bandy why did you post pregnant Scooby Scooby Mandy that's a fucking Thanksgiving image. What's wrong with you? That's it. I'm looking at Scooby-D

9-11 in response. So the first thing that happens is he gets in, he, he just says like, hi, I'm your doctor. Let me see what's happening in here. He like cranks open my fucking mouth. He goes in, he looks at the broken tooth and just goes, ugh. And I'm like, okay, dude. And he just starts the procedure, he explains to me the procedure, like you're going to have composite resin that we're going to shape into your teeth. blah blah blah blah blah blah okay he starts doing the work and meanwhile the the you know the tech is there with the suction thing and the water thing and she's doing her job and the entire fucking time he's going off on her while i have my fucking mouth open completely can't feel anything and i'm

kind of stoned and she's like what are you doing that's the wrong water and like i'm just there like fucking, I can start tasting the broken bone powder in my mouth while he's doing this. Like, that's the wrong water. That's the wrong water. That's the wrong pipe. What are you doing? And he gets so heated at her. And she's like, oh, I'm sorry, sir.

I'm sorry, sir. And the entire time just goes off on her. This was my top molar at the like top left molar at the very, very end. And he looks at my piercings that I have under my lips. And he's like, can you take? take those out? And I'm like, no, I can't take those out. I just, I'm not going to just take those out for this. It's not even, it's not even near the thing. I just go like, uh, uh, uh, because I can't talk because I'm high. I like how you have this really, this big explanation, your brain, but

the time you could just go, uh, uh, uh, well, what the fuck else? He has his, he has his entire fist in my mouth. He was fisting my mouth. And he just goes, oh. I don't know, he was just such a, he was such a fucking gay diva. That was a very Montreal sound. It was such a gay diva. It really pissed me off. Mean dentist. Dentists can be nice.

If I was a dentist, I'd be the nicest dentist ever. No, I always have nice dentists. Dude, whenever I go to the dentist, because I've gotten a lot of dental work done, I've gotten a root canal. I have two crowns. I have 50,000 fillings. Dude, I'm just fucking unlucky, I think. Whenever I go to the dentist, me and my dentist, we mind meld,

and then he can understand exactly what I'm saying, whenever my mouth is, he knows mumbled mouth perfectly. So we just have a full conversation while he's getting up. At one point, at one point you have to start speaking like a Lego character, right? Well, it seems like something that like text or dentist just learned since it's like I'll talk.

I've tried it with my dental tech where I'll go. Oh, blah, blah, when I'm talking like really elaborate sentences. And she understands everything. It's like, oh, really like, oh, like my brother went to school there too. And I'm like, what's like how do you understand all that? Kind of impressive. I've had dentists try and ask me questions while they, like, fucking pushing water into my mouth and, like, doing some shit. They're like...

Yeah. But it's always usually just stuff you can answer with, like, either yes or no, and it's just like, oh, you know, like, that kind of shit. Yeah, exactly. Like a Lego guy. Sometimes I'm, like, try and continue a conversation. I're like, what the fuck am I supposed to do here? I'm like, dude, I'll get like the... Oh, what do you think about the...

What do you think about the Packers coming up? And I'm like, all right, what y'all say? I'm not really into sports, but I'm going to... Well, not really into sports, huh? Okay, what are you into? It has to be like, they understand intent so well. It has to be just like straight up the intent. They can, they can understand it.

They teach you how to dream fast in med school. Oh, you know, dream fasting. It's, ever done it? No. Don't worry about it. What? There have been a lot of French divas this week. Like, when we were talking about Star Wars and Kingdom Hearts,

I was watching an interview with the vampire for the first time. And there's the vampire list that was there? And he kept saying the blood of Asoka. What is it? Was it? Yeah. He's like, the blood of Osoka is in my vein. I'm like fucking Star Wars and I turned it off.

Are you talking about the movie or the show? Because they did a recent TV show. Surely it has to be the show. It was the show because I saw the movie a long time ago. And I saw people complaining about the new show for being like a, I guess they changed the tone of it to be like, oh, this rock biopic. Because in the context of the book, there's a vampire who was from hundreds of years ago and then he becomes like a rock star in the 80s.

I think they updated it to be the modern era. and I guess it was like you have like this drama show like an AMC whatever drama and then it changes to be like this music video biopic insanity thing and I went oh maybe I'll see what this earlier thing is like wow and there's this list that's like the blood of Asoka and I said I'm not fucking watching Queen of the Damned again and I'm not watching Clone Wars again and I turned it off that's funny yet that's the one that everybody always talks about Asoka? No, clone wars. Wait, am I thinking of another one? The TV show? No, there's the movie The Clone Wars that had,

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In her face shrivels. It was like, or is that another one. No, this was one that was episodes of a TV show about Jabba the Hut's son, and it did terribly. And so 20 years later, they made a new movie that should have been episodes of a TV show. Dude, can they fucking start naming shit?

What the fuck is, what the fuck am I thinking of? What's the second Star Wars movie? That's an attack of the clones where they shoot the dart. Oh my God. That's what I'm saying. Why is everything fucking clones? This is what I knew from Dimitri because when I was a kid and I saw that movie and she gets hit with a dart and she's like,

Ruther, that in her face fucking melts off. Oh my God, it's all in her face. No, she's a shapeshifter. And when she gets hit with the, yeah. She gets hit with a dart and that's like her true form. coming out. Ew. Nasty. But it does kind of like, I understand when I first watched it when I was a kid, I was like, oh,

it's the fucking poison dart that did that. Even though I think Obi-Wan says, ah, a shapeshifter or some shit. She's a changeling. She's a changeling, that's right. It's like when you watch Wallace and Gromit you think the machine turns the dog into a robot. Yeah. There were no other changelings in Star Wars, by

the way. So it's fucking weird that Obi-Wan just instantly recognized it and was like, oh yeah, this is fucking just one of those. He has ancient knowledge I don't know She's a shapeshifter So she sent a robot

To put centipedes in her room As shapeshifters They need to fucking give George Lucas Back the right So he can start cooking again Like I just You know He was on some shit for that

Where's the fucking lie Where's the lie I'm not even He was ahead of his time Like We'd fucking be eating that shit up right now I would not say ahead of his time Let me fix Star Wars

I could do it Give it to me Well I would For that He was ahead of the time technology. Like movies are now made how he envisioned them basically. No, he was in time for quirked up fucking storytelling. Quirked up storytelling about fucking, dude, are you kidding me? What you think of a more relevant fucking storyline than a goddamn trade blockade being

like the giant thing problem in the fucking universe. But what was the trade federation blocking? Dungen's? Uh, I don't, I don't know what they're, I'm sure it's explained somewhere, but I don't know what they were blocking. You said that in such a dry fucking way, man. What the fuck? I mean, there was the blockade of Naboo in the first movie, but I don't know about the rest of the movies.

Like, also seemed really easy just to fly around that thing. Like, wasn't it just like... I mean, space is pretty big, yeah. Oh, man, I liked it better when we were talking about Kingdom Hearts.

We technically are. We're going to have like a fall. We're going to have a Brennan discussion soon, I'm imagining it's going to come out. Isn't that how Kingdom Hearts work? Isn't all of Disney? Yeah, it's fine. He's going to bring it back to the start.

of the episode. I'm just chilling. I listen, the kingdom hearts in the Star Wars. My brain just turns off and I just smile and I go, I'm glad they're having fun. I wish Dimitri was here.

You should talk about something you enjoy, Brendan. Oh, well, something I didn't enjoy, but something I did enjoy was going to the DMV today. Oh,

oh, no. Yeah, I had to get my license, I'd get my license renewed. Not hard for me because I give off good boy energy, so I usually get and get out.

They even, I get away with a lot in governmental places because I'm 6-05, I'm white, I give them a nice clean retail smile. And I always just get what I want. My wife gets treated like a terrorist anywhere she goes.

And I just smile and I go, hey, I'm just looking to get my stuff renewed. And everybody's always just, oh, you know what? You poor boy. Like when I got my passport redone at the post office, I showed the lady a TikTok of my content. She fast-tracked it for me. Oh, yeah. That's crazy. I remember that.

I hate that you keep. I give off good boy energy. So like I didn't have too much of trouble at the DMV. My wife was like, you didn't need even. all those papers that you had. I was like, nope, it's been expired for like a year. I just needed to give it to him. And he's like, you're cool. Dude, you tell anyone else in that situation that you're a fucking YouTuber? They're like, here, coming to this little room, we need to talk to you. Oh, no, for me, I just, I'm like, I love, I love getting nervous than telling people, oh, yeah,

what do you do? I'm like, I do internet content online. And they're every, but let me tell you, if you hit the right kind of edge, everybody's excited to see. However, this is actually related to my trip to the, the right kind of edge. You guys, it's like, um, you know, you know where the DVD logo bounces off the side of the screen. You got to hit the corner. You got to hit the corner. It's about corner hits. Life is about those corner hits.

It's about exactly how you say it, how you do it, how it's brought up. You have to act a little reluctant and they'd be like, oh yeah, no, sure, yeah. No, I'll pull something up for you real quick. I don't have to act reluctant. That seems to come naturally. But because when we were in, no, I don't even have a story because this has happened so many times here, just tell someone a complete stranger about it. Billy's entire extended...

No, it was Boo's extended family heard about the Mountain Deer Reviews at the table at the wedding. Yeah, it's because you can't fuck it. Brendan can't keep it in. I don't. He has to tell people. You have to tell people you're a YouTuber.

I like feeling like I was somebody. And I'm just his bodyguard. I pay me in the potatoes to keep me safe. Regardless, talking about YouTuber stuff, this is actually what I was fucking messaging Billy at the DMV because I was freaking the fuck out. Two seats away from me and my wife while we're sitting there and waiting.

There's a dad. and his son, he's like 35, the son's like 17, and the dad's like, you know, you really want to make it into this content streaming world. You got to listen to me. I'm going to give you great advice about this. And the dad immediately starts talking, first, you're going to want a pseudonym. Like for all of my work, I go under the name Joseph Allen. Oh, yeah, I got to come up with a cool name, you know, like Sunday, Sunday's content,

like pretty cool. I want to make stuff like that that's like awesome. Cool. Do you have a picture picked out for your, what is it, for your brand? You'll need something for your brand. Because I got a picture off of Google. That's like, no, no, no, no, no. Do you have the chat GPT? Let me show you something awesome. Oh, the chat GPT. And then I'm just sitting there quiet, just listening while this dad step by step shows this child how to use chat GPT to make a YouTuber business plan. No, not a business plan, bro. What the fuck? You're going to want to make the kind of content that makes people smile. That's what chat GPT told me. It makes a lot of sense.

That is true. That is true. You're going to want to make stuff that makes people smile. Art is so fucking dead. I hate chat chepti, dude. What the fuck? I just couldn't believe this was just a real conversation happening five seats away. And I could, I held my tongue so hard.

I didn't take my medicine yet. I was thinking about just being like, well, actually. And I said, Brendan, don't you fucking dare say well, actually. Don't you fucking If you did that You would Oh my God No

I'm glad you were able To stop yourself There was Listen I would have a much more Interesting story If I did But I knew I felt the energy

In the air There was a fucking Path in If I was a different person I might have fucking stepped in And I said no This is not your responsibility

Do not fucking interact But just Just grab your email You would have been right though Because you could have just Gone Why I'm in the business Of making people frown

Like look If the viewer is watching me and they make an upset sound of a groan. It's like a laugh or a smile to me. And then you show them like, exactly. Let me show you this. Hey, have you, no, I should have just, hey, have you heard of the chumlets? Oh, it's no.

Not even. Let me stop your fucking conversation real quick. Listen to this. Check this out. Hey, check out this little guy. Hello, blah, hallo, blah. Pretty awesome, right? What does this make you feel?

This is like a Patrick Bateman, uh, instead of like showing the business cards in, uh, American sake, they're showing each chumlet. sequentially. Oh my God. He even has a chum-chum mark. He ate the chum-chum-fruit. No. Oh, my God.

He won't stop eating the copper wire. He ate the chum-chum fruit, sir. He won't stop listening to Jelly Roll. There's nothing we can do. He's already lost. I just realized a few days ago, because you keep talking about jelly roll. I don't think I've ever listened to Jelly Roll.

I don't know who the fuck. Oh, wait, no. I am not a friend. Never mind. Fuck. Oh, he sings that song. Yeah. The last time internalized jelly roll was the video of him picking his nose at the UFC fight.

Oh my God. And rolling it around with his finger and then eating it. The booger eater. They used the same fucking JPEG saying they're still working on Outa Scrolls. It's the same one that they posted. Is that the same screen from the presentation? It's a six years ago. Did they actually just click this out?

This is 10 hours ago. I love that they stopped to say it's the sequel to Skyrim. Sequel to Skyrim. They're not even saying. Look, Disney fucked up, not calling it Baby Yoda movie. Just have them call it Skyrim 2. Who gives a fuck? Just call it Skyrim 2.

That's so fair, though. That's so fucking smart. There hasn't been a dagger fall, Morwin, whatever sequel. Just call it Skyrim 2. It's fine. I'm so tired, boss. Skymer, I was thinking about it, man.

Skyrim was such a big fucking deal when it came out. It hasn't stopped. It hasn't. It was a big deal. I don't know about that. It was a big deal for like 10 years. I don't know about that. I feel Skyrim lost a little bit of lustre. Well, yeah, because they kept re-releasing it, but they re-release it because it sells

shit loads every time. Yeah. I can't believe it, though. Like, to me, Skyrim, I used to replay it from time to time. I could never replay that game. It's just so fucking overdone. It's, I mean, it feels super dated now. Yeah, that doesn't help. The combat

just doesn't feel very good and the writing is like you kind of see the cracks in it at this point yeah fair but it's you know there were there weren't like like open world opi gs at that kind of scale weren't very didn't come around very often i mean i love morrow wind but the combat and morrow wind ooh yeah yeah that's uh that's an adjustment elder scroll six is going to play like genchin impact just watch that's i have a horrible prediction at this point it's not i don't think it is man It's just like the way open world games are going, dude. Skyrim tubing a gotcha would be really funny. I can't wait to see what kind of born I'll be.

I can't wait to see what kind of born I'll be. What do you mean? It's so excited. You were the dragon board. Then you were the starborn. I can't wait to see what kind of born I'll be. And then Fallout 5 will come out and I can't wait to be the fucking vault born. And oh boy, I can't wait until Obsidian makes another fallout.

And then it'll end up being in UE5 and that it'll run like absolute shit. No, it'll definitely use. creation engine dude. Brendan, you got to understand, your E5 allows us to fire all our staff every two years. So you're going to figure the benefits. We don't have to, we don't have to have fucking like any kind of in studio knowledge base or, uh, you know, any kind of legacy workers that train up new stuff. I've, Cameron, Cameron, I've given up.

I've just been, I've been world building my own fallout. I don't even care anymore. I don't care what Todd does. I don't even care. I don't even care anymore. I'm so empty. Do we think Todd Howard's actually be doing anything? Leves, like, lost.

I think Todd Howard's been going on awesome vacations. And I think that Starfield was like his Star Trek fan fiction. And I know it was because you have so many Star Trek voice actors in Starfield. And I'm not talking about Starfield again. I'm not fucking doing this. It can't keep fucking happening. Yeah, I mean, did Starfield have the thing where you, depending on your name, it would, I think I'm thinking of another game.

That's Fallout 4. Let's fallout 4. Yeah, yeah. You're thinking of the name and your robot, your robot butler, your Codsworth says your name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You would say, bring down. TNG people go back to oblivion. Fucking X-com 2 is basic, has the War of the Chosen expansion, which is like,

that's just a Star Trek fucking convention. Odo is Mr. House? They're not doing anything right now, so. What if Odo from Deep Space 9 was a pickle? That'd be crazy. He can shape shift. I was watching the Patriot for the 4th of July, and I forgot that Odo was the pastor. or the preacher.

He's like, we won't fight off the wolves. Like, yeah, look at him doing his job. It's the fucking Patriot. What is this? Oh, yeah.

The Melody has seen it. Yes. You, okay, I have extra context for this. So Roland Emmerich, the very German director who made,

um, Independence Day, 2012, all the disaster movies. He made the Patriot, which is an extremely fictionalized account of the Swamp Fox,

who was a guerrilla fighter during the American Revolutionary War. But the principal filming took place all throughout South Carolina. So this was a very important film locally because people I knew are in that movie. Quite a few, actually.

There was this one girl in high school who her claim to fame, which she flaunted all the time, was that one of Mel Gibson's daughters, she was the body double for her. Allegedly. And I say allegedly, because I sat through the credits this time thinking about that, and her name was not in it. I don't think that anyone, any body doubles credited. I was going to say, to be fair, whenever, whenever they go to a small town and they're like, we need people from this small town to be in our big movie. You're not in the credits.

They're not even going to ask your name at any point. My fifth grade teacher and her daughter were in the church burning scene. So I'm like, oh, yeah. There she goes. There's locations they recognize. It's so every, usually it's independent stay for Fourth of July where it's like, I want to watch the aliens blow up. But this year, I want, you know, it's been a while since I've seen the Patriot. And boy oh boy, does it still look like where I live.

Is it a good movie? It's... Okay. Is it an entertaining movie? It's entertaining. There you go. It's Roland Emric trying to make kind of Oscar bait, and it's also Mel Gibson going on his crusade against the English.

But Jason Isaacs is like a great villain, and people, I know the film did like horrifically in the UK. I mean, yeah. Because they said it's really fucked up. Like, you're showing Britain doing all these war crimes, all these insane things that did not happen. And it turned out that behind the scenes, It was Jason Isaacs who was like, make my character more evil.

Make me more fucked up. Make me more monstrous. No, make me less redeemable in this scene. Because he just wanted to have a character that was like, hey, some people in war are just irredeemable monsters. But you watch it and he's like, he's kind of like a cartoon character villain. Right. But it's also, it's like entertaining the whole time. It's compelling.

Like, yeah, look at Mel Gibson Go. He's going to get him. But the Swamp Fox was a contentious figure, I'd suppose. I won't get into the swamp fox. You can look it up. Fox is now available on Nintendo Switch too. They reminded me of Rebecca Black's new music video for some reason. Yeah, she's been DJing a while.

She makes good music now. No, she had a new music video her whole ass is out. Good. Good for her. That sounds right. Yeah. I don't know why you thought of that. Friday, Friday.

Oh, doesn't she like make good music now? Yeah. Yeah, apparently. No, she does really good music. I like her stuff a lot. It's like pop music, but pretty experimental, looking into more electronic music genres and like taking inspiration from that. It's cool. I like it.

You could say that Patow. But that's not the first time that she does some fucking insane insanely sexual stuff. There was an album cover where she has like inflated boobs. Yeah. Yeah. It's whatever. I think the key thing is maybe that back in the day when Patu, Patrice Wilson did the music video for Friday. Because that entire like it wasn't just her.

There were like a lot of other music videos of people. No, there was Chinese food. No, that's why I was thinking you brought up high school And I remember one of the girls in my high school got a video done by I believe the same guy Oh, no way. I think I talked about this. Did I not talk about this in the podcast? I was going to bring it up.

Please tell me it was the Chinese food. Okay, so. No, I hope not. I love Chinese food. And the wanton soup. One of the girls in my high school, she was a great lower than me ended up making a music video because she was like, oh, I'm going to become like famous. I'm going to become a superstar. However, there was a problem.

the video was released and then removed eventually because everybody in our school and everybody online was saying that the song was about anal sex. Oh my God. Because the song was called backstage pass. Oh my God. What?

Stop. Yes. So the song. Brendan, are you kidding me? I don't know what that is. What the fuck? Oh, no. You know what that is.

I thought it got removed. What the fuck? This could be a different backstage pass you're thinking of. It was either called backstage pass or backstage access. What's the fucking, what's the fucking, name of the guy. Patrice Wilson.

Also is Patot. P-A-T-O. Patrice Wilson. I mean, Rebecca Black is a success story from it. The whole thing is, give me money, I'll make a music video, and one day your child will blow up because of this exposure I gave them. So he's like fucking Dr. Manhattan or something. Except he just, he's,

he's not great at rhyming. I can't find anything about it. I swear, I thought I knew it. I can't find anything. It is probably long gone. Most of those are like long obliterated. Yeah, that one was, I'm pretty sure that one was 100% gook-nuked. I love Chinese food.

And some wanton soup. It was, uh, I, I just, I remember her releasing it and sharing it around everywhere. And then somebody was just posting about like, dude, is this about like, is this about butthole? And then everybody's just, no, no, no, no, stop. And then it just got deleted. Nobody ever talked about it again. Fuck, I really thought it was.

I mean, it's fun with that happens, though, when you have the, the thing that, like, was horribly misinterpreted and you didn't realize what would happen. It's like, oh, fuck, we didn't realize that it was going to be read this way, like one of our games was called him, he is coming, but we did see what happened coming. That wasn't a surprise. That kind of sounds like a, it was that, that's not the Jesus game, right?

Like the fucking, no. He is risen. I am Jesus Christ. Yeah, I'm Jesus Christ. Is there a game called He is risen? He is risen comes before he comes. That'd be the prequel. Risen is the pirate game, I thought.

That's just risen. That's just risen. It's just risen. Okay. Fuck. Okay. Yeah, I'm totally wrong. Backstage Pass was not a thing I knew about.

Damn. No, I'm pretty, like, I've tried to find it again before. I'm pretty sure it got deleted from the, like, it got scrubbed from the internet. This is so sad. I'm devastated, honestly. Naming a game must be fucking difficult. Just name it video game awesome. It's that easy.

Just name it video game awesome. Actually, I think I could tell one story about a recent one. I did name. Oh. It was, um... You named the game. Yeah. It's called Corsar Cove.

It's a pirate city builder It's coming out in like two weeks from now, I guess But I don't think this is like super NDA But originally it was called It was just called Cove Like when it was like their project title for it That's a terrible name I think it's a fine name

It's just hard if it's just gonna be lost That's the big that's kind of why I'm saying that It just doesn't indicate pirate very well Because it's like I think it was also called like Gross Cliff or something else at one point But anyways So we got in this meeting like, let's come up with a name for it.

And like, we had had this list of things. And I was like, oh, Corset, let's call it Corsair Cove. That was like the best one I had in my list. So I'm like, oh, you know, Corsair, like, it's kind of pirity. And like, it keeps the Cove name. And then one of them pointed out, I think,

is either a French or German guy. And he's like, no, that's not what a Corsair is. So if you look it up, it's like a Corsair is a pirate who does. It's a privateer. Yeah, you're a freelancer doing like pirating on behalf of a, of like a kingdom somewhere where it's like, I'm going to pay you to harass my. rivals, shipping lanes or something like that.

And he made this really great argument for like why Corsair Cove didn't make sense because they're not Corsairs. There's Corsairs in the game, but they're not pirates. And then after all this, like, our marking guys there too, he's like, yeah, but that alliteration is pretty catchy. And so it's Corsair Cove now.

It's also like, I was thinking about this because there's like some guys I knew from high school that are making a game, like their first game, and they've called it Apothecurs. Which is... Oh, that's pretty cool. clever name, incredibly difficult to search.

Because you have to know how to spell apothecary. And then it's curses in there as well. So I was just like, it's a cool name. And it's like a good way. But you have to think about like searchability. And like, because like, it's just like, it's just, yeah, because it's just people aren't going to be able to fucking spell it and find it. Even though it's like.

But once it is out though, like, it is like a unique name. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. Because I could see people thinking it's like. Yeah, if you don't know what an apothecary is like if you don't get the pun. If I was in a spelling bee right now, they would ask me to fucking spell apothecary. I think I'd fuck up. Yeah, no, me too.

There's just no fucking way. Dude, I'm fucking studying English and I got no chance on that shit. We cooked. Absolutely correct. I mean, sometimes you could get away with the one word title. You do like a concord. Chair. Oh yeah, that's so...

Did you say chair? Sure. Yeah, can I have 50,000 copies of chair? I'm gonna need that. I would play the fuck out of chair. I see a video game called chair. I'm fucking playing. It's gonna be like this scary movie chair scene.

Kane Parsons is making a movie. I want $50 billion in the chair right fucking now. Get the life and suffering of Sir Bronte free. First you get into the back rooms and then you sit down in the chair. Oh man. One time I was talking with a friend. and we were talking about video. He,

I think he does like mostly front end or sorry, back end stuff for like websites and stuff like web apps, whatever. I don't fucking understand this shit. And he was saying like, oh yeah, I'm learning how to, I'm learning unity,

but I don't want to make a game. I want to make an experience like something you've never, I know, I know. It's the creative's first fucking bubble is I want to make something nobody's ever made before. So it was a game where you spawn in a room and there's a chair and, there's a chair and a noose.

And it says exit, question mark. Oh, I thought this was going to be click holding for a second. And that's it. You have to kill yourself to exit game. And when he said that, I was trying to be supportive, but I could not. What is the like, what is it even, what is it even saying? What does it mean? What does it mean?

What is it mean? Is the exit the door or do you exit your life with the noose? No, the noose is the exit to leave you. You have to kill yourself. I know it says nothing. Have you seen the jigsaw image where it's like, hello indie game developer. To the right of you is a death trap machine

that will fucking kill you if you reinvent this wheel. To the left of you is the door. It's open. All you have to do is leave without reinventing the wheel. When it comes to creative anything, like people are like really annoying about using tools and like using old concepts to make anything. Like, oh, you're making a song.

but you're using like, I don't know, some fucking, you're using samples. You're using a wax cylinder. You're putting it all on a wax cylinder. It's an EDM song and you're putting it on a wax cylinder. This goes crazy. You have to make your own engine for it to count. Shut up. I just, I fucking hate when people say I'm making an experience and not a game.

Because it's, it's a game. Like, there, the fucking is it like, is this a game or is, like, it's a fucking devolution of the, uh, our games art kind of thing. thing where it's like, oh, games aren't art. So it can't be a game. I'm making an experience instead. It's just like so fucking stupid. Soldier Boy tell him solved it already.

Cameron, you know what you have to say if somebody tells you they're making an experience, right? Say it in a French accent now. Make an experience. Okay, David Cage. But it's just like I fucking, I, with the whole, like, I remember this, like, it's a wallback earlier in the year. There was the fucking game came out. I'm trying to remember it

you're like skateboarding and it's Oh, a mixtape Oh yeah Fucking came out court A mixtape And everybody online You know the usual suspects Were just like

It's not a fucking game Look at this Look at this clip of me Not pressing any buttons And I still like Which is crazy because they Every single You know

When you don't press buttons It wasn't like a fucking You know It's playing itself It was you know If you pressed buttons Your character wouldn't be fucking stumbling like an idiot

Into fucking every single obstacle in the game. Like, obviously, there's no fail state, but a fail state doesn't make a game. Yeah, like heavy, exactly like heavy rain, which is like, chasing heavy rain. The chase and heavy rain. It's so fucking funny. It's like, honestly, I think that's one of the highlights of heavy rain is, is that that whole shit is like, uh, it's just like, fucking, the best part of those games is how you can't fuck up pretty crazily. Yeah. I mean, mixtape, I just have no opinion on because it's like, I just, I saw bits of it coming out for like a year or two, I think we saw it at like the summer games fest or some Keeley show.

It was a wild bag. It was shown definitely early. Yeah. It's like, oh, it's one of those games. I probably won't buy it. And it's like one IGN reviewer gives it a perfect score. As much as people like to think they ignore or don't give a shit about IGN. Oh, dude, people care so much.

Now it's this giant thing where it's like I'm still not that interested in playing mixtape. It's like I'm just not for me. Who cares? Who cares? No, exactly. It's just who cares? That's one guy. It's like, it's just, you know what?

You know what? For that guy, maybe it was extremely meaningful and emotional. And like, this is my literal childhood, maybe. I'm so fucking happy that for that one guy, that was the best thing ever, who cares if it's not yours? Why do you have to act like such a fucking dumb bitch show empathy? I don't know. Be a grown up. Corny.

It's just how like certain aspects of online culture are now where basically you. your whole entire personality is devolved into if you're if you're if you hate something you're joining the hate train and this is the most important cultural moment of you just hating on this thing for whatever reason if it's fucking woke or if it's not a real game

whatever and then you just each week you just get a new target and you just go on to it and it's whatever's someone if someone likes something you must my name is Peter Parker but I'm also Spider-Man This Thursday You're faced with a threat That can be anyone

The world may have forgotten Peter Parker I'm just a neighbor Friendly neighbor But he hasn't forgotten them Sometimes Spider Man has to do the hard thing That's my responsibility Talk to Banner I didn't know you could get that big

Spider-Man Brand New Day in theaters Thursday Now hate it And it's just like Mixed is just like it's not It's a fucking small game made by a small Australian team and it's just 100%

just like a nostalgia game and it's all about vibes and being very pretty and it's interactive is intentional but it's not like a fucking it's not challenging there aren't fail states it's just there to like enhance the experience that you're going on in the game and the interaction is like purposeful

and it has all these different types of like games and stuff like that but it's just it's just absolutely not for everybody I like the game because I fucking the music that it used is is all of the, like, music that my dad used to listen to. So, like, it was, like, a huge nostalgia thing for me. Oh, really? Yeah, it was like, Jesus and the Mary Chains.

There's, like, the Smiths. Okay, they use the Smiths? I know, not like, damn. It was a joy, I think it was Joy to which is, you know. That's still nuts. How the, I didn't know you could license those songs. Yeah, no, the, the licensing on the music was, is insane.

I can't remember the, But all that music is for Dom Milwaukee. Well, from the trailer, I think. thought it was like I didn't I couldn't remember any of the music from the earlier trailers. I don't think they could use any of the music that they licensed probably. Because I just assumed like, oh, this is like if the band of monsters and men found the rock from Chronicle, I really don't want to play that. Oh my God, wow. I don't want to play that either.

You're right. That's awful. So I listen to a word I say. No, no, no. It's got a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's track. This is the best part about the game. What if Hobo Johnson was Homlander? Oh my God,

Hobo Johnson! I went to this door and I saw your hair and I wanted to cut it and eat and and and and kind of smell it. But you weren't even there! Yeah, fuck it. Make homo Johnson back. Every single fucking Hobo Johnson song is like that, dude. No, not at all like that.

It's like, you know, the cure, divo, lush. Yeah. Fucking Portis head, which I thought was a crazy fucking take. It was good song. Portishead is actually crazy. Uh, Iggy Pop and fucking. and Coltrane and like just like a really really fucking good. Woke,

woke dog shit, yeah, man. Basically. I mean, you need a lot of money to license all that music, I'd assume that's like, yeah, it was Anna Perna.

Oh, that was the other fucking target is there. They're like, oh, it's the fucking Ellison failed daughter or whatever. Yeah, they clearly got like a lot of money for their licensing from Anapurna for the music because it is a fucking crazy soundtrack.

That makes it more interesting to me, the fact that it has a bangers soundtrack. Yeah, no, definitely. Honestly, like, if you just fucking look at the fucking playlist that they have for it on YouTube or whatever, that's you're probably getting the, like, 80% of how good of the experiences, I would say. But, yeah. You know what else is gay, woke garbage? All of our patrons.

On questions. All of our patrons are gay, woke garbage. Thanks for the money. stupid. I heard a dip shit revving up, but I wasn't sure. I didn't want to be too mean when I was making a joke. I don't know.

I'm such a bitch for that. This should crucify me like Jesus Christ. I saw this online. It's a real quick one. From Frog's bite. Which bread do you think you could throw further? A gnawn or a begette. Oh, bad that's crazy.

It's a greg. It's a nod. If you throw it in a spear? It's a non. What? No, it's a nod. If you spear it It's the non I could ball it up It's the non Not even you can ball it up

You can throw it like a Folling it up Would make it worse It's like a frisbee Baguette You can get so much A spear A baguette

No because it's too fucking light And it's just gonna You're not gonna get it's not What? I'm gonna be able to say I'm gonna pop them up The crust is heavy What are you talking about

The crust of the baguette Is super thick I thought we're on the same page Yeah this is No No It's a non a feather Or a baggette of iron

Fuck No a baguette is fucking it's got a super thick crust. Even if it's a soft baguette, I'll just sit there for Batman like three days and wait for it to get stale and then I fucking throw it. I don't, I just still don't. Baguette needs prep time.

I think, I think Narn you can just, I think a frisbee, if you're the centrifugal force applied to the Narn will make it travel. No, it's going to flop. It's going to flop. It's going to flop. It's not.

I think it's going to flop. Because you're fucking throwing it like a frisbee, so you've put that fucking weight on it and then it's, it's just going to fly forever. It's more air and havoc. Back in centrifugal force. It starts spinning. It doesn't no stop. Yeah. Yeah, but it's

it can pierce. And your and the throwing angle is just. No, it's not. It is not light. It is such a dense bread. What are you talking about? It's not that. Okay, it might be dense bread, but it's like, it is, it is dense. What are you talking about? Compared to the the fucking, uh, the how or non is. That,

that thing is fucking like more. I feel like it would be pretty similar in ways. like 2,000 videos of people throwing baguette and non and non almost gets obliterated the second you throw it. I fucking knew it. It would flop down. It's not, dude, unless it's fucking stale, it's not going to keep its fucking shape. Even then it's still on for a fucking ride with the baguette. Yeah. It would be a baguette, but get you can spear it and it's, it's fucking thick. I think I'd still throw it like sideways. I think that's spin force like that I'd go centrifugal force.

Maybe. Pretty fucking hard. In my head, I'm just thinking back to middle school. I'm like, I can fucking, that's how you do it. I don't know. I just, I think if you gave me a non-a-beget, I'm, the non-as getting way further. That's just my opinion. Terrible opinion.

I think you guys are wrong. Stupid. No, next time we meet up, we're fucking doing this shit. I'm telling you. We're throwing bread. Everybody come to my place. Let's throw fucking baguettes around. I'm going to sneak bottle rockets.

My neighbors are going to fucking love this. Could have put an iron core in the baguette. Make sure that it's heavier. Don't bring your baguette into your MRI, the iron core. No. Demon core kind of did look like a non-bred, just a little bit. Like a non-bred you were trying to turn to a pierogi. That's the demon core.

Me at the fucking Elephants foot bakery? Sorry question. I'm looking at two that are Brendan Bate and I'm not fucking picking them. What do you mean from Brendan Bate? This is a Mountain Dew one and a Grandpa Monster one I'm not fucking picking them It's not fucking happening I see them I would not pick them either

Gotta be creative Of monsters and men Justice League Or Hobo Johnson Homelander What the fuck are you saying I could imagine a Hobo Johnson Homelander just Yeah What if where my hug at

Could flatten your apartment building That's pretty fucking scary That is fucking scary And just this fucking scream like like fucking shatters windows well if you won't let me in I guess I'll go take a walk Oh god

Babby that's more of a Batman villain I guess I don't want to just be a friend I'm downgrating him to static shock villain No I'm downloading I'm downloading him to Downloading I'm fucking no he's demoted to Project Zeta villain Would you rather watch a performance of rent

or love never dies. More like, hate never dries. I've never seen rent, but I've heard it's really bad and I don't know what love never dies is. It's the sequel to Phantom of the Opera. Oh.

It's about Coney Island. Where did you see that? Oh, you could buy the, um, no, I'm saying, what,

did you invent that? No, it's the Phantom sequel, but it takes place in the joker-fied, Coney Island. No, saying the question.

Oh, yeah, I invented that. Okay. I was like, who said that? I was thinking of like, who would possibly

fucking, mention those two things. Well, I was thinking of Hobo Johnson. I was like, hmm, what are their musical? What are their musical things I fucking really don't like? And it was Rent and Love Never Dies. You might hate Central Park, the Bob's Burgers musical. Is there a Bob's Burgers?

I don't know why it's I hate it. It's made by the Bob's Burgers guy. I don't know why it's I hate Bob's Burgers. I don't know shit about it. We saw the movie and I, I'm trying to remember a scene from the movie beyond the burger falling in a frame. And that was something you did. Bobby, you got to save me, Bobby.

You got to wake me up, Bobby. There was no fucking cigarette. Bobby, they're going to sacrifice me, Bobby. Bobby had to give me. What are you talking about, Mandy? Bobby Bobberger, Bobby Bobberger. There was a puzzle to get into it. Bobby, Bobburger,

Bobby, Bobby, they're going to sacrifice me. I'm going to sacrifice. There was a puzzle to get into the ziggarot and they needed the entire family. I've been looking at Bob's bring a cigarette. I'm seeing Teddy at the very top of it. They did not pathways.

We should stop doing tier lists and we should do character cigarettes. Character Zigger instead of fucking icebergs. Yeah, you know, like when you play a Mortal Kombat game and you go up to the very top to fight Blaze in Mortal Kombat Armageddon, kind of like that. Wow, that's so specific. Anyway, meets at the top of mine. Oh, I like mocha.

They didn't Pathways in a darkness fucking Bob's Burger. Now, they did the dark city for Bob's burgers. Look at me, Bobby, a bald, I'm white, and I change the city when you fall asleep. Wow, the Google suggestion is you're probably thinking of the season seven episode, The Quirk Deucers. Bobby. Bobby. I can't do a Lynn, dude.

That was the fucking Barney, my Pebbles voice. Yeah, it was pretty bad. Barney, my pebbles. It was bad. I fucked up. Oh, gee, Frit, don't worry about it. No, it was. Barney.

Oh, yeah, Frit. Where are my cigarettes? I smoked them all, Frit. What was the cigarette brand the Flintstones liked? It was like, hey, you're so good like a cigarette should. It wasn't Marlboro. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Why do I know that reference? That's so, that's from the 60s. Winston, Winston, Winston cigarettes. Yeah. Winston cigarettes. Winston tastes good Like a cigarette shit They should make cigarettes for apes

They do, they're just cigarettes, right? If you, let me Since we're having trouble With the Patreon questions If you could make a cigarette For any animal to make them cooler What animal? Oh, that's a good question

To make any animal cooler With a cigarette, yeah I reckon a fucking Manatee would look sick with a cigarette Actually, probably a cigar for a manatee What's an animal that's struggling? Oh, I'm doing I'm doing Palace Cat

Palace cat cigarette. What's a palace cat? Palace cats already look like they're on their fucking smoke break. Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me just pitch it to the table. Dick Dick Dick Bong. What?

Dick Dix are a little, um, deer thing. They're a little deer, yeah. Oh, Dick Dix. Yeah, Dick Dik Bong. The water pipe for tobacco for the dick Dix. Oh, they're doing fucking backy bongs. They do look kind of hot, like high strong. Oh, weird.

They almost look like pronghorn heads. But like, oh, it's so odd. Could you imagine the smoke coming out? of their fucking like I nose. Jewel, dude, geek bars for fucking, geek bars for crustaceans. Geek bars for oysters, fuck you. I like that. I don't hate that.

Could you imagine being like an oyster or a clam farmer, you crack it open and there's just a fucking Dubai chocolate geek bar in there? What the fuck is a geek bar? Oh, Mandy? No fucking way. I have the picture. Where's my viral to buy chocolate geek bar at one second?

I'm posting it recording. I mean, I know what a geek bar is. It's a throwable vape. Yeah, disposable vap. Mandy, are you hitting this? It can play doom. This looks like. like a drug from

cyberpunk 2077 for the three-eyed aliens from Toy Story Chum you gotta hit my Dubai chocolate geek bar that's exactly what they that's a real geek bar only cost you 25 Eddie's chum

look at this one this is a vape for toy story aliens this is not fucking real oh Cameron you don't even know about the fucking vape watches they're making them so phallic yes that is Dubai that is Dubai

you can see the fucking VPU inside dude dude wait wait I fucking got you you want to talk vape This is like a I love looking up fucking horrible vape design. Look at the watch. It's a vape watch.

Oh, that's awesome. It's got a removable watch that you can put on your wrist on it. Dude, world's first removable smart vape. That's fucking awesome. 18,000 pass. It is totally a fucking throwable, isn't it? It's a fucking disposable vape.

Why do disposable vapes have cameras? Do they print out a picture? No, they have SD card fucking slots. Dude, I love the game puffs. Do you ever hit a game puff? The game post. These are definitely not fucking designed for children. Can you flash the firmware in your fucking jewel?

That's new. You can, yeah. No, well, jewel is different. No, Jewel, is different.

Have I, have I ever, have I ever, have I ever talked to you, have I ever had the talk with you about how disposable vapes are made? No. What do you mean? Oh,

dude. Like, do you know about the, do you know about the, do you know about the test their role? Oh, yeah. Where they,

where they have to take a puff on the fucking line. Putting Mandy into the fucking. into the fucking vape learning machine. Here, Mandy, these are the internals of a disposable vape. It's not a cartridge. It's a big roll of cotton that two wires are attached to because you can't

have tanks like a jewel with flavored vapes. So to get around the legal they put a giant wad of cyrofoam soaked in juice and then just attach wires to it to burn it. Interesting. It's insane. And so in the factory that they make these, they have to ensure

that each one is like tasting the same and working fine. So they have a dedicated guy that literally just takes a path on every single fucking jewel that goes through the factory. I think they, like, they interviewed him. Is that real weird? Yeah. No, this is real. There's like a, there's a tester. There's a, um, vape tester. Um, what? And he's, he's, he's, he, oh, God, that's awful. They're interviewing him. They're like, oh, so like, do you, like, do you like stop when you go home? And he's like, no, I just keep going. Like, I'm, he's, oh, no, he has an addition. He's got a really good gift.

That's a crazy gift. Some men drown while others die of thirst. Here, I found a fucking short for it. That's awful. 10,000 vapes a day, I think. Oh my God, he's fucking holding them like that one meme of Team Fortress 2 guy. Yeah, you got to be on the factory light tasting the vapes. This looks like a video Brendan would send me at like 3 a.m.

Except to be like a little more fast face. That's so disgusting too. I try to be careful on TikTok because I get scary TikToks now. How do you short form video? all I get is scary TikToks. They just give me old men shitting their pants. So like he just samples like these are like one from each batch. I think so.

He's smoking six at a time. Also that means everybody who's ever smoked a geek bar also kiss this guy. Holy shit. That is a good way to think about it. Actually, it's crazy. I can book end this episode. Holy fuck. I can book end this episode.

I can book end this episode. He's like the king. Boose thing. Oh shit. Oh my God. Mango. Ice, minion vape? Dude, I can't wait.

4,000 mango puffs. I can't wait until we replace pacifiers with fucking minion vapes. And just every single fucking, every single goddamn crib is just blowing fucking fat clouds. I can't wait until I'm replaced my machine learning here. And I could just sub it in. I could just tag team it. Dude, please let me let a machine learn these horrors. I don't want to know them.

What is the? I thought that was a brass bowl, but it's a wolf that vapes. It's a vaping wolf. You can, it's a wolf job. You can suck the puff. You can get that dog in you. Don't say wolf job. Don't say the puff.

You can suck the puff. Jesus Christ. Belly washers came back as a vape company. Oh my God. Oh my God. That's so accurate. This vapor is alien pissed. We're done.

We're done. We're done. Let's clap. Why does it look like an ultlaid? I thought it was, it looked like a, um, oh my God. Vagina cloth Looked like a tampon, I thought Vagina cloth

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