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financial support as well as getting a little something in return. All of that stuff helps like you wouldn't believe. Thanks so much for everything and we hope you enjoyed this episode of Please Stop Talking. You guys see the Taco Bell Direct? The Taco Bell Direct? What? They're bringing back the seven layer burrito. They're introducing La Cafes.

Taco Bell like is making their own series of cafes that they're going to start pushing out. Are you talking about like LA cafe and you're saying lock? No, no, they're Taco bell is making like a Cantina cafe. Like they're building one in Brooklyn and they're going to start building Taco bell cafes all across the U S they said so in the Taco bell direct. They had a really good bit where, um, they were talking about tacos and burritos and they kept playing an air horn and the guy kept laughing and then it kept cutting to the crowd in the Taco Bell Direct and nobody was doing like everybody was just stone-faced like silent. It's a good like 20 to 30 minutes of them talking about what they're bringing back and

what they're doing. What the fuck are you talking about? I'm talking about the Taco Bell Direct. You haven't seen it. Is that the real thing? I'm watching it. Yeah, they played air horns like it was 2016. How do you know this? How do they get so many people to show? The real thing I'm watching it. Yeah, they played airhorns like it was 2016

How do you know this how do they get so many people to show I just found out about it today I was streaming earlier and somebody said holy shit bread and the Taco Bell direct that I sat there and I watched the whole thing I was like, holy shit. It's P. Oh, you did a reaction stream on the Taco Bell direct mid monster hunter I was slutting and grunting and then slopping slime and then I was like fuck dude Taco Bell direct Let's hit it should keep announcing them ahead of time so that we can do a proper like analysis Analysis Allah who which chipmunk gives the best head they they are bringing in Baja Midnight. They got a new Baja blast They announced a new Baja blast. They announced a new Baja blast. Holy fucking shit dude. The Mountain Dew Review is back on the table like it's right there What's different about this one? Uh, not bald now. Oh no, Baja Blast?

No, the Baja Blast. I know you're bald now. I've grown my hair back out. I, uh, it's purple now. It's purple Baja. It's Baja Midnight. Wait, why are you growing back your hair? I thought this was your new thing. No, it was your new thing. No, it was your new thing. You keep fucking... So I'm just growing my hair back in.

That's so insane. You actually just hit me with a look off because you started talking about your hair and then said it's purple now And I thought you meant your hair. I thought the same thing. No, I'm not I'm not making five nuts if Freddy's three videos I can't dye my hair. Yeah, it's growing back purple. It's growing back purple. Actually. I'm actually gonna start every video now with hello Everybody yeah, I fucking witches curse man. It's it's coming back to haunt me real bad. That's fine That's fine, but they're bringing back the empanada. They're gonna have the Taco Bell empanada. I still kinda don't believe

that there was a Taco Bell direct. I think you're making things up. Okay, yeah, Corbin's got it right now. They did one last year apparently too, but watching it is really funny because they're like talking about new tacos, new burritos, old tacos, old burritos, and then on top of that,

it keeps cutting to the fucking audience and nobody is Reacting it's I was waiting for the guy to jump up and yell Pagle to like live moss live 22 yeah, it's live moss live. It's why about direct? Why does everybody need to have a direct now? I just think it's great that I thought that Jeff Keely would usher in e3 creed Do they invite like a bunch of Taco Bell super fans to show up at the... They had a whole segment where they were talking about they're doing a Taco Bell golf tournament and teaming up with a fucking golf apparel brand to make Taco Bell golf gear and everybody

was fucking entirely silent in the crowd. Nobody was saying anything. Who's excited for the seven layer burrito why wouldn't you be fucking hyped for two layer burrito seven layer I mean that's a lot of layers that's a lot of burrito yeah how the fuck do you cram that many layers into one fucking burrito well Taco Bell doing it is pretty funny what's the funniest fast food restaurant to have a direct actually the funniest the funniest a place to do a direct is if they did a Lockheed Martin direct

Fucking awesome. Did that do those they would say that they're restarting development on the knife missiles and I would clap my hands Yes This is the guy yeah Taylor Montgomery. Oh my god, I'm CMO! He looks like Asian Mark Wahlberg! He looks like Phil Spencer. I'm sorry! He does! He looks like Asian Mark Wahlberg! That's so crazy!

Billy, you watch your mouth. That's just what Mark Wahlberg looks like now. You see that picture of him from like last week? He would never. No, I have not seen a picture of fucking Mark Wahlberg. Do you not do Mark Mondays? I don't do Mark Mondays. I'm too fucking stupid. Oh, no, I do Wahlberg. Do you not do Mark Mondays? I don't do Mark Mondays. I'm too fucking stupid.

Oh no, I do Wahlberg Wednesdays. I do Wahlberg Wednesdays. I don't do Mark Mondays. Oh. Scott, we're actually just watching the Taco Bell. It's so bad. It's so bad. We're just watching Taco Bell.

What the fuck are we talking about? This is not the podcast. The first seven and a half minutes of this are unusable. We have not started the podcast. We're talking about it. We're talking about the brand new exciting products from Taco Bell. We just got done watching seven minutes of the Taco Bell direct We're not gonna do that anymore Corbin. You have to turn it off Welcome to the podcast

Like I I can't keep watching this dude, I don't want to fucking know about the next layered Fuck it. What else are they gonna layer they're fucking crazy what would be the funniest menu item Taco Bell could put out gun gun gun and a taco it's the gun chalupa the gun gun loop who cares like fuck they take a cheesy roll up and stick it down the barrel oh the Russian the Russian cheese roulette because if you eat it then maybe it'll explode in your mouth A one in six chance of a blast of flavor One in six chance of flavor blasting your friend. Yeah, yeah, i'm a big fan of the word flavor blast in general lately I've been saying it a lot I don't know why but I feel like we're gonna get a lot more cheese in our diets here coming here over the coming months

There's gonna be a lot of cheese Is that one of your predictions because of what you've been saying? Just because you say and you find a new word. Yeah, well, no, yeah, no. I think we're gonna get a lot more flavor blasted products like cheesy apples, cheesy loose grain. Oh, that's, oh, I see what you mean. Okay. Cheesy soy, like Taco Bell's already introducing

during the Taco Bell Direct, they introduced a new taco where the cheese is the shell. Parmesan crisp. I can't believe we're still on like it's like a cheese crust. Yeah, you know, wait listen, you know, sometimes dudes get together and they talk about Taco Bell. We don't need that. That's already a Dorito blast. Oh, they're actually bringing back the core-edge taco. Oh, you know what? That's that. I bet people fucking clamored for that one. I do clap for that. I do clap for the core-edge taco back. That one is actually fucking fired. You know what? That's that I bet people fucking clamored for that. I do I do clap for that I do clap for the cool ranch taco bag. That one is actually fucking fire. My uncle worked the Taco Bell for a while Yeah, I wouldn't go to that Taco Bell cuz he worked there

Every time my uncle my brother when they worked at Burger King as well after he quit Taco Bell I I stopped going to Burger King because when they quit they were like, oh, yeah, uh, we had rats I was like, huh? Yeah rats were eating the buns and we had to throw the buns that the rats bit away. And then we just kept the ones they didn't eat. Holy shit. That's fucking gross. It's foul. Yeah. That's why I don't eat a burger king anymore. That like, they don't really have anything on the menu. I want, there's nothing I crave. They're not whopper full burger, burger, burger, chicken fries, burger. Like I'm.

Do they still do they still do the little Oreo pie things? I think. You know what I'm talking about? I like getting the Impossible Whopper there for a while, but like the uncovered truths that I learned while my family worked there, I just don't want to eat there anymore. But that's like the Burger King in my town. Not your Burger King. That's my Burger King. Your Burger King might be better.

No, thank God. Yeah, Corbin especially. I know Corbin, you're always eating BK. Your Burger King is probably fine. Are you BK fiend? I've actually been to Burger King like two times in my life. It's safe for special occasions You're not part of the Burger King kids club. Okay. Okay. Was that wait was it actually called the BK? The key cake it was it was the Burger King kids club, but it was the B It was the BKK see crispy cream did that in Australia the crispy cream club with the K. Yeah, oh

Do they haze you when you join? With the Burger King or no, they know they probably glaze you when you join the glaze you enjoy. Yeah Every time I go to the crispy cream how racist are these doughnuts? I need to know percentage wise like by volume racism by racist are these donuts? I need to know percentage wise, like by volume racism, by volume situation, little hate makes the food taste better. Oh, they changed the fries though. They're dog shit now. I don't even want to go there for anything. Not, not the like homophobic chicken, but also like the fries are bad now. I never actually liked it that much. If I'm honest,

I had some insane fucking racism lore dropped on me. What do you mean? I had some insane fucking racism lore dropped on me Do you mean you gotta live right here's about racism for the first time buddy, did you hear the lore just found out? It's all pretty bad. I'm not a fan of any of it, but you're keeping up with it Corbin I want you to know any time I think about the tweet where it says guy who's only ever seen boss, baby Watching Megalopolis this shit's just's just like Boss Baby. I think of you every time. I'm like, that's my friend Corbin. It's like, fuck dude, I'm watching Apocalypse Now and I'm kind of getting some Boss Baby vibes from this.

Like- The real story was I started a new job working in construction. Yeah. And we were talking about this project, this one guy was working on. He was like, yeah, it was pretty cool. They were remodeling a super old building on campus.

And he goes, yeah, we were in there with our demo crew and we knocked down one of the walls and we found a fake wall that was not in the plans. And it just said, whites only bathroom. Oh my God. You uncovered, you literally untuned the races of lore. Like genuinely, like unearthed it. That's crazy.

They just sealed a white only bathroom? They did not take it down, they just put a wall over it and it was excluded from all of the plans. So they had no idea it was there. And they have to go tell the dean of the school. You wonder what the dean of the school says? Open for business. Open for business.

Don't touch it, frame no no it belongs in a museum type that area was was a bathroom and was becoming a bathroom so now above the urinal there's just a hole in the wall covered by glass with a sign behind it that says whites only what What? What the fuck? You're fucking, you're lying. There's no fucking way that's real. I am not fucking with you. I live very close to it.

I'm going to go and take a photo. What? Wait, right now? That's deranged. Oh, yeah. Is it in your house now? Like, yeah, I live there actually. I stole it. They're remodeling my bathroom

I'm sorry. I'm still trying to get my wrap my head around this So with a little sharpie you could put it in front of the toilet and make it just say wipe so much I think it gets vandalized constantly. It should no fucking shit. Why would so the dean is the dean actually like this is historical Yes, the the I know the dean of the time was like a very far left gay man. Oh my God. I don't even know how to respond to that. That's so fucking crazy. Hey, he was like, frame it.

So insane. Just, just took a look at the blueprints Corbin sent me. He can't take it down. It's a load bearing sign. It's load bearing. Yeah, sorry guys. Can't fucking move this one. Just gonna have to piss with it.

It has to have a placard under it that explains. Like, we found this. I hope. Because otherwise, dude. Because imagine you're pissing and you look up and you go, oh shit. My fault. That wasn't even the story I was gonna tell. I just thought of that because you're talking about pissing me. Well, I'm glad you told it because it really upset me. Good.

Now that we're sufficiently upset, what's your story, Corvin? So you know how I collect photos of women? Oh, man. You gotta buy your full of them? All right. Okay, that's where we're at. Well, you're Mitt Romney circa 2012, I get it. Is this the photo booth?

Yes. Okay, I know about the photo booth. I don't know if everybody else does. I vaguely remember you telling me. I love the photo booth. Yes. Okay. I know about the photo booth. I don't know if everybody else does. I vaguely remember you telling me. I love the photo booth. Was it in private? It was probably in private. Maybe. I thought I told the story on the podcast. There used to be a bar that I'd go to that had a photo booth and people would always forget to get their photos. And so whenever we would take photos, we would just grab all of them. And so I have a bunch of photo booth photos of strangers that I think are really funny And so they are hanging in my living room

I sound like a stalker killer and it only gets worse. So I had been dating this girl for a while I know where we're going with this. I'm so horrified we had been talking for a while and That night I was going to ask her to become my girlfriend talking for a while and that night I was going to ask her to become my girlfriend. She's sitting on the couch and like, I'm getting nervous because it's a difficult question to ask and I'm awkward. So I'm like, OK, I'm going to go to the bathroom and I'm going to hype myself up in the mirror. So I'm getting myself hyped up.

I walk out. She's got her phone out pointed at the photos on the wall. No. And she goes, how do you know my cousin? That's so much worse. What the fuck do you mean? I then had to explain to her, I was like, yeah, there's a photo booth. And I sometimes just grab all the photos and I think they're funny so I hang them up. Turns out one of them is your cousin. But yeah, she agreed to date me after that, so. Oh!

I didn't even have to work out. You're so fucking insane while saying that, dude. Holy shit. Isn't that the plot of that one fucking like, the horror movie with Robin Williams. There you go. Yeah, Robin Williams. He has a horror movie that's literally a guy just stalking a family through Oh, yes, and he works at the CVS keeping picture. Yeah, he works at the CVS

He talks about fucking neon Genesis even Gellian to child. I should get a job at CVS You should get yeah, you have so many pictures. I don't think so. They don't really do pictures anymore You don't really develop photos anymore. Yeah, I develop all my photos there. I mean, I moved so all of the random people are no longer on my walls, but I do still have her cousin. You kept her cousin? Yeah, because I think it's funny. It is kind of funny. Every time she comes over, she'll be thinking about her cousin.

That's nice if she likes her. No, they get along. Okay, that's good. It's called Southern role play. Southern role play. You have to when you when you go to somebody dates house, you have to be thinking of cousins. No, no, no. Does her cousin know that you're? Yeah, her cousin knows and thought it was hilarious. It is pretty funny. She thought it was hilarious. That'll teach her to leave photo booth photos around, I guess. I mean, I have a small baseball placard of Corbin as a child,

and I like to put that in my living room sometimes for a bit. I feel like I'm there with you. Yeah, sometimes I like that little Corbin comes with me and I'll put him on my desk. I'll be like, how you feeling, little Corbin? He's like, I go over a snack and I'm like, I'm going to make some hot dogs. He talks to you?

Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. I don't know if he's supposed to. I don't think he, yeah, I don't think he's supposed to. I think it's fine. I think inanimate objects talking to you is fine. You ever see, what is it, Amazing Digital he's supposed to. I think it's fine. I think inanimate objects talking to you is fine.

You ever see, what is it, Amazing Digital Circus? You wouldn't get it, man. I actually wouldn't get it because I haven't seen that. You're right. I have no idea what that is. I have no idea what that is. You never see Murder Drones? Yeah, you don't know what's up, man.

You have no idea. You're not in tune with the youth of today. Is that the one with the sexy clowns? Is that why we have a clown revival? That's Amazing Digital Circus, yeah. This looks like a mobile ad. Murder Drones is the one with the sexy robots. Okay, so that's why we have like a weird revival

of sexy clowns on fucking Blue Sky and shit. Talking about sexy clowns. I've been seeing more and more. Dude, you know what's fucking insane? I've never realized how many people wanna fuck clowns. I only noticed recently like going, like just talking with people and them being like weirdly obsessed with clowns. I can't confirm if they, like just talking with people and them being like weirdly

obsessed with clowns. I can't confirm if they're like a clown fucker, but they give me clown fucker vibes and it just kind of happens a lot. I mean, if they say, Hey, do you think the closey squirt? Do you think it squirts, sells her water? Do you think it honks? No, it honks. It up closely.

Definitely honk. It's a hundred percent honking. Yeah. That's a good pussy. Sounds like a good pussy. Sounds like Good pussy sounds like seltzer water coming around out of the bottle. That's kind of what I... That's what I'm thinking.

It's more common than you think. I keep seeing it around. I think, well, I think that's one of those one things where I think of some wires in the brain get crossed and chorophobia becomes the chorophilia, which is chorophobia is the fear of clowns. Chorophy... Cia, a chorophiliac would be somebody who's really into clowns. Do you think that's why some of the most homophobic people like scared, like the like scared of gay people crowd is, do you think that's why a lot of them end up being actually gay themselves?

They fear what they fear so much that they become what they fear most. I think there were always that they just, you know, societal norms pressured them to be like, I'm not gay. I'm not gay. I'm not. I like to I like to think that they're scared of gay people and they just kind of become clowns. I like to think the chemicals in the water did it to them. We got to get the fluoride out. I was not following that at all. I thought you're gonna say clowns were incredibly homophobic Clowns are homophobic

I've never seen a clown that wasn't homophobic, you know, I fucking they're all the same Googling gay clowns now. Oh Picture of Billy came up. No, no It wouldn't be me Did you imagine like parking like being behind a clown car on the road and you look at their fucking back window with like 20 Clowns in there and it's got the picture of like it's got Calvin, but he's pissing on the pride flag Don't honk on me Don't tread on this dicker, but it's a clown shoe and a balloon animal snake would be really funny

I'm not even alive. We should do those I bet we'd make so much fucking money, dude. I think that would be the biggest Are we trying to kind of like branch out? What's the word branch out into the clown fucker universe? Basically? I mean dude who else is anybody else making clown fucker? Yeah, you know, I don't know. I don't know. Why are they stepping on our honks? That we just got into right now. Yeah.

I was imagining like a clown like eating out another clown while Chaperone is playing in like the tiny backseat of the clown car. You think Chaperone is a is clown core? Yes. You never know. You never know. But yeah, she could die. I could definitely see her like fully dressed up like a clown do it

Like chap our own circus. What would be our what would be our names our clown? I would quit so I Yeah, that the only downside to going for like I would quit I would be done I would no longer be a host of the podcast. I would have to leave I would not like it I think you know what a clown Yeah, I don't think I'd like it cuz you have to have like paint on your face and I've never liked that. I've always been freaked out by that. See, but like, think about how diverse, how wonderful and diverse it could be with clown

paint is you could be a clown one day, you could be a Juggalo the next, and then the next day you could just- Oh, Fago sponsorship. We could get a Fago sponsorship, yeah. Now, I'm not afraid of Juggalos. I'm scared of clowns, but I mean, if we went like full into like ICP if we did big money wrestlers and big money hustlers for pondering And then we just got real fully into like I'd be pretty happy. I'm not gonna lie to you I feel like more people are scared of jugalos than of clowns. No, they're scary. They're violent. Juggalos aren't scary, dude

They're not violent. Juggalos aren't scary Here's the thing is if a jugalow could bend over to tie their shoes, then I'd be fucking scared. But like What the thing is that's they're still scary because they're probably fucking wearing a zipper shoes Oh, they they that the only thing scary is if they find a way to militarize fego rockets. I respect it though I respect the juggalo's a lot of Lockheed and Fago or whatever Martin has weaponized the jungle fest They've weaponized the jungle owes the jungle owes are getting drone controls and they're spurting Faygo in the Middle East. Holy shit That's what the F and FPV drone stands for

Yeah, they go. I don't know the other ones are well FPV is a Faygo protection vehicle Nice, I used to I used to be neighbors with Juggalos, but they lived in like that. I think I've talked about that house before where like they, my brother was more friends with those kids and I was friends with like the oldest son, there's basically three kids, a dad and a grandma. And then the dad's friends would be in the house constantly. The house was covered in roaches and I have a couple of like core memories from that place. Like the dad was- Give me one sec. I have a question of like core memories from that place like the dad with me one sec I have a question when you say they were all jugalos that was a family juggalos It was grandma was not a juggalo grandma was like an old lady who like laid in her bed all day and paid the rent

Okay, so when you say everybody you fucking lie You got me hyped up for gamgam juggalo. You can't it was a juggalo majority household She was wearing the j jugulo paint in bed. I'm not going to be, I'm not gonna be honest with you. I never saw the grandma. I just knew she was in like the bedroom all the time. I feel it. Do you, do they have like,

does everybody like have a specific jugulo paint? Is that a thing? Yeah, it's your jug, your jugle. Your jugle. Your jugle OC. Your, okay. Yeah. But this, so this family

They lived across when I moved in with my mom in like ninth grade to live across the street from us So we just became like kind of me and my brother would go over there all the time House was filled with cockroaches left over food everywhere The older brother tried to get me really hard into wow and that was my first experience trying it I'm glad it was there because I fucking hated it The dad would constantly talk about how HD DVD is going to be peak. Like he was like, he would play on the Xbox and be like, dude, HDTV, he had King Kong on HD DVD.

And he was constantly talking about Peter Jackson's King Kong and how fucking epic it is and how fucking epic HD DVD is. One day I remember a very specific incident where I was over there and we were going through their basement and we found a ton of vintage eighties furry porn, just skunks getting absolutely fucking back blasted. Like pages and pages of furry porn from like the 80s and 90s of skunks getting fucking fucked. Like their brains blasted out.

It was the first time I'd ever seen furry porn. I was a freshman in high school and I wasn't even from the internet. It was from like Pepe Le Pew getting his hole blasted. Thumbnail? Yeah, thumbnail! Don't mess with us juggalos. We're fur-

Whoa! Brendan, you finally gave me a segue to talk about my story that I've had in my back pocket for like a year. Hell yeah. Not even a long story. It has to do with furries? No, it in my back pocket for like a year. Hell yeah. Not even a long story. It has to do with furries? No, it doesn't have to do with furries. It has to do with porn.

So you meet a lot of really interesting people on the train. It's just the nature of public transit. It's the magic. I like to call it the magic of public transit if I'm real. Not a lot of people ride the red line. Oh, I mean, you know, they do but not like at once it's never really like crowded like the red line going downtown in Cleveland, but I Got on it one day. I'm I'm a big I zone out or I take a short nap on the train kind of guy

So I usually don't do too much. It was just me and one other woman on the train and she came over and started chatting She's really nice. So it's like, oh, you know, I'll sit and talk to her for a little bit I guess instead of doing my usual, I'm not talking to anybody on the train shtick. And some other guy comes on one of the stops wearing a like hoodie and also surgical rubber gloves and stands at the front of the train and is watching very loudly without headphones, like an informational, like how to eat pussy video. Oh, yes, to eat pussy video. Oh, yes dude.

That's powerful, holy shit. Do not hate, he's only bettering himself. No, I'm not hating, dude. That's like, we can only hope to be as fucking worldly as that guy. He's cultured, he eats out. It's me, this really nice lady I was talking to, and this guy are the only people on the train car,

and he's standing like right at the front of the train where me and the lady are sitting really loudly watching like an instructional video and I had to like put my face down in my lap. I was like, I can't just start laughing on the train when there's three people here, but I should have. And it went on for way too long before the lady like chimed in and she was like, Hey, excuse me, can you like turn that off or like turn it down? And he like looked up and grunted.

It didn't do that. And then got off at the next stop. Oh my God. That's going in a college level paper. That's like a, that's like an experiment. The conversation stopped. I was like, yeah, that was weird. And she agreed.

And then she just sat on the train for a little bit longer than got off. I think you got the two type of train customers the two types of people on a train It's it's the other end of the spectrum. He was wearing like those blue latex medical gloves get ready ready to go I immediately am going into like my the part of my brain that's cursed where I'm just like this feels like something that somebody Would do so they can go and jot down like experiment be one that was this success Looks like people really don't like hearing pussy eight in the middle of the train, all right? I could disrupt society with pussy.

They don't. Is there a lot of the Joker? Yeah, the Joker would do that. Holy shit, you met the pussy Joker. Holy fuck. Holy shit. I saw a guy driving home from work, like I wanna say two or three weeks ago that had a fully wrapped Joker car and I was so stunned that I called Ed on the highway to tell him about it You stopped everything to call Ed about the Joker car?

I was at a red light behind the Joker car and I was like somebody has to know about this right now I need to document me driving behind the Joker car. And I was like, somebody has to know about this right now. I need to document me driving behind the Joker car. Opened up discord, saw Ed sitting in a VC by himself was like, Ed, you're not going to fucking believe what's happening. And I, he was like, take a picture. I was like, no, I'm driving on the highway now I'm on speakerphone, but I will tell you it is a Joker car.

Funniest part about the Joker car covered in Joker stickers, not even a purple car, not even a green car. Not even a green car It was a red car Got it all wrong got it all wrong I couldn't believe it. Imagine the hype you would feel if a batmobile pulled up right behind there I would have I would have run the batmobile off the road Yeah, you got a fucking you got gotta band up with fellow fucking gamers. I love having like less than 10 minute interactions with just freaks going about my day.

That's so fun. It's really, it's refreshing. It's strangely popular to read porn on the, on like public transport. Because I've seen, I've seen my fair share of college students just straight up reading hentai. That's the same as like a mom reading Sma on the train though. That's just a new generation. No, it's just it comes with pictures now. I think reading and watching are different. The pictures are what puts it over the edge. Well, they're going to be edging. That's why they're on the train.

I mean, I'm going to be honest, like reading porn of any kind in a public setting is kind of, it's it's fucking crazy. Like more power to you. I'm sure it's a fetish. You wouldn't be doing that if you were like feeling any type of shame. It happened to me in college. It's why I stopped being a brony back in the days because like I go into the college cafeteria and somebody's on an ace's Republic of Gamers laptop with an 18 inch screen and they're looking at ponies being railed, like absolutely getting blasted the back out of it.

I'm brave. Yeah. I'm like genuinely like just fucking straight up in the middle of the college cafeteria, 18 inch screen, ACES, Republican gamers laptop. It's locked in my mind. It's an important memory to me because I saw it, they turned around, they locked eyes with me, they went back to it and then I immediately got home

and I threw away all of my brony merch, all of it. I burned it all. Holy shit. I saw that shit and I was like, no, done. I don't want to be associated with people looking at stuff like that. I'm like, I'm it. Holy shit. I saw that shit. I was like, no, done. I don't want to be associated with people looking at stuff like that. I'm like, I'm done. It's cooked.

It's over. I had an awful time with a lot of bronies and watching porn during like fucking, I don't know, college in the middle of the cafeteria, to be fair. That wasn't, everybody was all, it was the popular thing to do. Generational.

Was the style at the time I mean it was watching porn in public is weird But then you laugh when your friend changes your like phone desktop wallpaper to straight-up porn like it's like How often does it happen? That happened to be three times in college? I was gonna say I don't know how often that happens I don't think I've done that I had a friend who he he I don't know what it was But he would get the same porn image of like he would just Google Ebony BBW and just put it on everybody's phone wallpaper if you left your phones on it. What is Ebony BBW? Oh wait. Yeah. Okay I get it. Big beautiful woman. Yeah. God I'm so fucking I'm so gay I had no idea what that meant. He would change

your wallpaper to that every single fucking time if you left your phone unattended for even a minute. Like I once set my my phone down, grabbed my drink, grabbed my phone. He had changed it in like 30 seconds. Shit. What the fuck? He was incredibly good. Like he got like, like clinically good at doing it. The point where I was like, you should be the CIA should get you, man. They should fucking you should you should work for them.

Yeah. You are so good at changing. Papers to porn. You should be hired by the CIA actually. That was during a special era though where like smartphones were a bit newer and no like a bunch of people didn't put passcodes on there so everybody's was just open it up, unlock it, boom, get that shit on there, put it down. I see what you mean. It's like nowadays you have like face app and you have a security pin and you're like,

you know, it's not going to happen. Nobody can put, you know, we've lost our way as a country because nobody can put porn on your phone Wallpaper anymore as a joke. Amen. Amen. And I I can't do it and be like, oh dude My buddy thought this would be hilarious and I don't change it Our background so cool HR wanted to see it. I mean anybody's already fucking watching porn on their phone. Anyways, what's the like? What are you ashamed of? I don't watch porn on my phone I watch I watch wasps nest destruction videos like Like I'm just, I actually, dude, actually I watch rug, rug cleaning videos. Those are always nice.

I fucking hate that shit. See the rug cleaning ones I don't like because a lot of those, I feel like they pre-dirty the rug. They just, oh, a hundred percent. I don't trust that shit. I don't want to see pre-dirtied rugs. Like that's just not fair. But that's, it doesn't matter.

It matters, it's different. It doesn't matter. It ruins my immersion. It ruined. What are you fucking? Video I don't want to know it's fake. I don't want to know what's It is soothing just because it's if it's fake it's less. Oh fuck. It takes more work to dirty It says the wrestling fan if it's fake, it's less unless it's wrestling If it's fake, it's less unless it's wrestling. There you go. See?

Hey, listen. Travis Scott fucking smacked Cody Rhodes so hard in the head. He has an actual contusion and bruise. Concussion. Travis Scott was in the WWE match? Travis Scott the wrestler. Well, so John Cena turned heel

and it was the rock Travis Scott and John Cena in the ring with Cody Rhodes. And so John Cena turned heel, he's evil now. And the Travis Scott comes over to a prone Cody Rhodes and smacks him in the head, but it's like a shoot smack, not a work smack. And Cody got actually hurt from Travis Scott because Travis Scott just wham,

hit him in the head in the middle of the ring. Oh my God. He did the uninitiated, a shoot smack means he actually hit him for real. Shoot versus work, work work is fake shoot is real Oh, I see what you mean. That's not nice. Mr. Scott He ruptured his eardrum and gave him a black eye last I heard Yeah, that dude's getting real used to just killing people by accident

Travis we're noticing a pattern Yeah, we are what the fuck put put Travis back in the ring just so Cody can cash the receipt Put Travis back in the ring just so Cody can cash the receipt. Put Travis back in Fortnite so I can have my fucking awesome Astroworld skins. You know what's awesome? That photo that Corbin just posted of the Cena heel turn. Three out of those four guys are playable in Fortnite. It's true, it's true. And Cody Roses in Call of Duty. What is Dwayne in?

Dwayne's in Fortnite twice. That's right. He's the foundation of Black Adam. Black Adam had a skin? Black Adam had a skin in Fortnite. He was dog ass. He doesn't even do the eyebrow. We're not getting into the fucking Fortnite skin market discussion. Alright, I'm betting on CSGO.

No, stop. Stop CSGO betting, Corbin. Corbin was betting fucking 2v2 gambling earlier. You were doing ranked competitive gambling. Two man at the slot. That's crazy to me, by the way. How is that real? It's on a website. I mean, fucking yeah, but I mean like damn.

If you hear me scream it's because I hit it big. Oh! You didn't hit it big, you're lying. The boy who cried jackpot. No, I had a dream last night that I was watching the Rugrats, but one of the Rugrats just died. And then I was just thinking of like, well, how fucked up would it be if you were just watching the Rugrats and one of them was dead. And then they never talked about that one again. Chuckie's mom, you get SIDS. No, like, yeah, like Phil and Lil and Lil's

gone. And then they just never talk about Lil ever again. Like she's just erased. I don't know. What do you want us to say? I just, I, you know, I just- Damn, that would be fucked up. You're so true. You know, after, after, I'm just saying, man, like similar to the same things. After they got rid of Kevin Spacey from House of Cards,

it just wasn't the same. Man. It's an actual like 10 second silence because you brought up Kevin Spacey. I don't know. Why the fuck do I fucking? Are you, are you drawing stick figures? Cause baby you need to pivot.

Oh, I get it. Yeah. Pivot animator. Y'all remember of Limewire or is that am I too old? No, I had Limewire. I kept downloading the thing where it was like fake Bill Clinton talking about, I don't remember what he was talking about actually. Yeah. Yeah.

I fucking hated downloading an album and then it was all Rick rolls or like it was all like, uh, fucked up files. It's like, Oh, I downloaded the new, uh, Lincoln park album. Why are all the music files the exes? Huh? I should click on these. I love clicking on the exes. If I'm honest, I think I was pretty lucky and that never happened to me. I don't think I actually downloaded any viruses like that. I know that I downloaded viruses a hundred percent as a kid, and it was probably because of this fucking chat game called blah, blah land. How about hotel for me? It's very French. There was a whole thing where you had to,

they made it so easy to scam your parents because all you needed to do to get money, like in game purchased money was call a number. And then the number would tell you a sequence of like a code that you would input inside of the game to get money. Like basically like V bucks, but like French. And would they bill your phone company? Yeah, they would just bill your phone company and the phone company would build your parents.

But the thing is, it wouldn't evil. It would be kind of hard to tell what it was. And I remember our parents were like, we were good kids. So my sisters and I never actually like, I don't think we ever tried to call. But one of our I don't remember who the fuck she was, but she was like friend of a friend of a friend just told us at one point like, oh, yeah, my parents don't give a fuck. Like I call like whatever the hell and I just get money for skins in the

game. We would text her on messenger, be like, Hey, can I get some money? I want to buy this skin. And then she would just, she would just be like, Oh yeah, sure. I got you. And then just fucking send us. Oh my God. She would just send us like a bunch of fucking money. Cause we, we were so far in it, we might've made like, dude, I think we scammed their parents for hundreds of dollars. But we didn't, we'd never thought about it that way. We were just thinking like, haha,

we get blah, blah bucks or whatever the fuck it was called. By the way, this game looked like shit. I remember back in the day, stealing my grandpa's credit card to buy Gaia online coins. So, oh dude, hell yeah. Did you get the pregnant skin? Yeah. The skin that makes you pregnant. No, I would just go and play the little Gaia Online games.

Then I'd go into the forums and I'd go, I, I, you know, I, I did love Gaia Online for one thing and it was to go into forums where people were serious RPing and then I would just interrupt the RP with you guys got to stop right now. The zombies are coming. Get your weapons ready. I did have that memory surface a couple weeks back or like I would go into RP like it as a kid as an eighth grader I would go into serious like RP and ERP forums and just you guys got to stop what you're doing right now the zombies are coming you have to get your weapons ready choose just force people into

normal zombie RP out of whatever they were doing. I remember seeing a lot of people do like in blah, blah land specifically do like mommy, mommy. You got to stop your, your mom is dead. You got to stop the zombies. They just, they would just show up and they'd be like, you're my child now. And then they wouldn't make you wear, like change your skin to a fucking like like a small like a Smaller skin like a baby or some shin they'd be like you're like your child now And I am your mommy people do that in Final Fantasy 14 RP servers where they just walk up to a character

It says you are now my child follow me for clothes Walking up was it the Lala, is that the little ones? The little creatures, what are they called? Oh, walking up to one of the little like, I don't know, the goblin duendes, just saying, you're my child now, put on the clothes, follow me. Goblin duendes. I don't know what they, I don't play round group or group.

I know what you mean, it just makes me. The goblin duendes. It's like, I, you walk up to one, it just says, I am your mother now, follow me. I don't know, I don't know how MMO RP works I don't think I ever will but I do think it's very I do think it would be Very funny to be walking around an MMO server and then somebody comes up to it says I'm your father now follow me I feel like that that has to be some fucking shit that you I'm sending you a team speak invite. You will reply

Daddy says you have to join the raid Hotel how about telling guy online were big for me big for me but it was a lot of like random figuring out like learning RP and then getting off RuneScape so I could go into the forums while I'm staying with my grandparents seeing if anybody wanted to play zombies with me not realizing that it was probably a lot of adults and also not realizing that a lot of it was for specifically ERP like just the eighth grader, I want to play zombies with somebody online. Why doesn't anybody want to play zombies with me? But then I found Warcraft 3

and like the like RP custom games for that. And same thing kept happening. I wanted to do like zombie role playing and then people wanted to do like serious stuff. And I was saying, I want to fight zombies. Why doesn't anybody want to fight zombies with me? Blah, blah, and wait, is blah, blah, blah still, does it still exist?

God, you're finding your childhood. It could either exist, be a new version or the worst third option. Somebody could be reviving it to make it into a dog shit analog horror. It is. OK, it is not the original. It is not the original. It's like it's an it's a second thing made by fans to keep it alive. It has like BBLs, which was what it was called, like the money was called. I know.

So that Drake was playing that in Canada as a kid. That's why he is the way he is. I get it. Pretty sure you will get a virus if you don't. I want you to know this image is sending me where it just says BBL depth, BBL hilt, BBL gaga, BBL spears, BBL scoop. Yeah, yeah.

Oh my God, that's all the fucking admins. Dude, that's right. The admins would just hang out in the game and they would have like BBL underscore as their thing to be like, I'm an admin. That's right. That's fucking right. And the fucking, I think the creator was called like

BBL underscored Sage. So he was like the BBL, the Brazilian butt lift Sage. The highest level BBL mastercored Sage. So he was like the BBL, the Sage, the highest level BBL master. Holy shit. That's so, that's so funny. I totally forgot about that. That's awesome. Holy shit. Yeah. So fucking when I, dude, I wish they did a revival of this so I could go back and, uh, I don't know, baby RP some more scam, uh, scam the elderly. We have tower unite now is the thing. Like we tower, if you want something like that,

we got tower unite. Time where you night, you can't scam your parents out of anything on there. Really? What's the fucking point? What's the fucking point? If you can't scam your parents, I don't want to fucking play your game. It was way more fun when your parents had like stakes When there were stakes cuz your parents could lose their fucking mortgage or some shit the CS go gambling websites are for Are you still gambling by the way? No Yeah, I lost all my money. No my brother spent spent $800 in mafia wars of my grandpa's credit cards.

Yeah, $800. They couldn't get the money back. Like it was, it was a huge event because like I had been using my grandpa's credit card, but I'd been using it for some little Xbox stuff. So I wouldn't get caught because I asked him for it to pay for Xbox live. And then I was like, I'm gonna buy dog shit, etchy anime on the Xbox marketplace. Just a couple episodes because I'm a high schooler.

The classic. Boobs. But then my brother was like $800 worth of fucking mafia wars currency. $400 in Farmville. Of all things Farmville too. It's actually insane the amount of money he stole for like mobile games that were well not mobile games because it wasn't the it was like Facebook games because they were insidious they were fucking wild with

the way they like asked you to get money invite your friends or give us money and you'll unlock new characters and new ways to fight your friends. I think the big one I definitely did like steal money from my parents because I don't know that kids are kind of do that as a kid. Yeah. Especially if you're like kind of in a poor like situation. I stole money from my, uh, from my mom. I'm, uh, I know for a fact. And you know what I bought with that? I bought fucking iCarly episodes off of iTunes. That's badass. Of all things, dude.

Fucking iCarly. What is the statute of limitations on that? I don't know. I, I, please don't tell my mom. Too late. My, I don't know what it was. My parents and grandparents were really weird. Like my mom and stepdad and then my grandma also, they both have this weird habit of just

leaving money in their pants. So like all throughout like middle school and high school, whenever I was at my grandparents or at my mom's, I would go through their pants and they just leave like change and money. Like I once found $300 just left in my grandma's pants in like a pile of clothes in the laundry room. $300?

Yeah, well, I mean, I gave it back to her because I was like, this is way too much. Like I just wanted a couple bucks to walk down to the gas station. I'm not going to get caught with this. This feels like a trap. It wasn't. It feels like a trap. If I was like, am I getting tricked? Are they onto me?

How nefarious is gam gam? Well, she did steal my obby whip dude. So like I got to that's true. She's fucking she is fucking devious. Yeah. Brendan, you could have given it to me. I could have give you a 600 back. Oh, with a unique investment. Oh, specifically only for me.

It's called gambling and it happens on this website. www.sweep.com I wouldn't actually say the full website. Yeah, but now someone's gonna go to www.sweep.com and then they're gonna get scammed. They're gonna need a virus. I did lose a lot of money getting scammed. Yeah, I got a virus.

Don't gamble, bro. I don't know what to tell you. Don't fucking go gambling. But how do I make back all the money I lost? Do you know what's not gambling it is more of a straight shooter? Yeah, buddy the patreon questions That's true patreon questions since you're dead. What if you're part 20? If you're part of the 20 dot fall, the test deposit for both of them. If you put if you put it on the Patreon question, you can ask a question.

The Patreon Q&A. Let's start over. Could have to ADR though. I just imagine your face popping up and you you face track your mouth onto your mouth on like a still image of it, like SpongeBob style. Rat mode asks. I know that guy actually the main villain of the last game you played is now your fiancee will you I do or divorce the last game I played was Monster Hunter Wilds the last game I played was Monster Hunter Wilds the last game I played was

Monster Hunter Wilds are you you fucking kidding me? Oh shit. Okay. Hold on, the last game that was Monster Hunter Wilds and the last game that Corbin played was gambling. Counter-Strike gambling and I am, I'm betting the house on it. Would you marry that? Is that the-

I'm going to marry the fucking roulette machine. The slots. Yeah, cause then it would slot for free. Oh, you think we can do a destination wedding in Vegas? Oh, that's thematic That's cute. You got you got this whole gambling thing going. I mean our whole family's there. Oh, that's why what's the what's the villain of? Monster hunter wait, do I get to choose the monster actually probably not let's go with the The last monster you fought. No. Why not?

I don't like him. What was it? Uh, the fucking stupid bird that I don't even know what it's called. This is the fucking bird. The first thing that you do in high rank. The fuck it. It's something, uh, yaku. I don't know, man.

Mine was the dosha Guma and I think it's ugly as shit and has like weird Slit eyes. I don't think I would marry it. It's ugly I'm gonna just not do Monster Hunter and go back a couple of days to Poppy Playtime No, I'm gonna I'm gonna say Doe Poppy Playtime chapter 4 Doe. I would marry Doe Oh fine, if you're allowed to change it to a game with an actual like I'll do it then I'm only changing it because everybody been playing Monster Hunter so like I gotta I gotta jump back to the last time I didn't play Monster Hunter if we're ever going with the last one that we didn't play cuz Monster Hunter was everybody's answer mine would have been Tekken 8 the Kazuyama Shima. No, thank you

No, I don't know maybe because he's Hitler Hey Hachi wouldn wouldn't it be Hey Hachi if you have the DLC? Hey Hachi's not the bad guy of Tekken 8. If you fuck a fighting game character, you think they come in burst meter or? They have to, I mean they have to build a burst somehow. They have to build a burst somehow. Do you think it does damage to your health bar if they come

or do you think it's like, do you, like? I mean it depends, do they hit the prostate like, in a bad way? Yeah, yeah, do you sure you can the prostate or do you like wake up DP? I mean, it depends how wake up. DP wake up. DP. Wait a minute. I am I allowed to tech it? I would be so mad if I was having sex and they teched my throw and hit me with an agus setup. I'd be pissed. I, I,

I had a question that's also monster hunter related. Damn it. Uh, chips asks for those who play What is your go-to monster hunter weapon and I wanted to ask this one because three of us play this game and Corbin I just want to know if you had to fight a big monster. What kind of weapon would you use? Do I have like limitations? No, I would say no. No, it just needs to be something that you're wielding. Oh my car I would say no. It just needs to be something that you're wielding. Oh, my car. Just your car.

That's fucking unfair. The monster would fuck the car. You just said that there were no limitations and now you're getting upset that he said his car. I mean, I didn't think he would be like, I use a tank, I use a nuke. I didn't say either of those things. That's cheating.

No, he said his car. Finn said wield, I thought wheel, there goes my car. To be fair, driving 80 miles down the highway And then a fucking Paloma pops out you crank that son of a bitch and hit it right in the fucking head like squaring the head Squealing tires squealing hog. It would be pretty funny. You're thinking about it all wrong I was gonna do donuts around the monster till I got dizzy. Oh You're going like cartoon. Oh, you could do it Star Wars style. You could a wire on the back of your car Oh, you could do it Star Wars style. You could do a wire on the back of your car.

Oh. And make it fall. Make the monster fall. And if it falls, it dies. Damn. What is your guys worst, wait, that's real moments? Like when you learn something exists for the first time, when you should have known years beforehand

and it's socially embarrassing, the Taco Bell Expo. The Taco Bell Expo. The Taco Bell Expo. For me, it's the microwave filter. The microwave, there's a filter in the microwave? Oh, it's real? Cause my microwave has been telling me to change the filter and I've been thinking it's propaganda.

Yeah, it's the microwave filter. Microwave filter? Oh no, everybody's changing the answer to the microwave filter. Yeah, cause you're learning just now. What the fuck, there's a microwave filter? Not every microwave has it, but there are a fair amount of them that do.

Oh. There's an actual filter on a lot of models of microwave a lot of people don't know you're supposed to change those out What the fuck but why would you need a filter? What is it filtering? I don't know radiation grease air It says greasier air grease radiation. What's the difference? Yeah, so do you actually have to change it? Yes, be sure I mean most people don't because most people don't know it exists, but like you should probably change it if you just put it in like your home maintenance routine. Wait, what the fuck? How often do you need to replace it? Mine says now.

I think every like six months. Jack, can you replace my microwave filter? We just bought a new microwave like a few years ago because our old one burst into flames. Didn't clean the filter. Probably because you didn't change the filter. Oh yeah, because you had to change the filter. I mean, genuinely, that might have been the reason why, because that microwave was old as fuck

and it literally just started smelling really not good. And, you know, flames. Probably burning grease off the filter, yeah. That makes sense, dude. Another thing is when we moved into this house, we didn't know that we just have a water softener. So like it was insane being like, you got to buy like we just have a water softener. So like, it was insane being like, you gotta buy like fucking salt for a water softener

and like be topping it up and like. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That one I knew about. Brinton teaches us so much. That and like your fucking ventilation filters too, where you have to consistently buy like filters for your ventilation system

and replace them every couple months. That makes sense. That makes sense. But that one was also, I haven't lived in a house in a while, so I moved in here I was just like oh fuck this it's not like an apartment a their shit You got to actually do like I got a fucking get a ladder When it starts getting warm and clean up the fucking gutters or pay somebody to do it which I don't want to do

I just want to know more things that Brendan knows that I don't you know that The gunk in your controller in the sides of your controller you can take a toothpick and get the gunk out of there You can roll up into a little flesh ball and pop it in your mouth for like a little human I don't know I don't I don't want any more of your little discoveries you fucking you fucking clown you discovery clown Here's here's a long one and I think I think Corbin I think everybody can sympathize But I think Corbin like I know Corbin's got something for this one I bet. A few years ago my mom sold her old Honda.

During the sale, the buyer, a woman my mom had never met before, confessed she was getting a divorce primarily because her husband couldn't get an erection anymore. On that note, what's the wildest thing a complete stranger admitted to you? Asked by Patreon viewer, Callotravosis. Oh my god. I… Yeah, Io Travosis. Oh my God. I, yeah, I'm trying to think. I wouldn't need to think. Yeah.

Usually when somebody says something weird to me, I throw it out of my brain. I can start us off here. Back when I worked at Best Buy, um, you get a lot of this, a lot of old people who tell you about their medical problems. A lot of old people who just immediately start talking about politics. Like this is like general stuff. Yeah, that's like pretty normal. But I had an interaction with a customer in my last year there that was kind of insane

I maybe I've already told this on the podcast before but like I'll bring it up again because I have like three stories anyway was helping a lady with the security system and She was just kind of like general shopping and then she's like I need a security system And so I'm like asking her questions and stuff about what like her needs are and stuff and she's like yeah I'm buying this because my boyfriend said he's going to kill me and I can't call the cops because his friends are in the cops. I was like, Oh, wow. What? Okay.

What do you do? And I mean, do you call the cops? And she's like talking about how like her boyfriend has this plan and she's elaborating the plan that her boyfriend, her ex told her how he's going to kill her and it gets wilder. Uh, I, I I'm trying to like, how the fuck do I deal with this? I'm a retail store employee. I don't know, man. Like I genuinely am just like, okay, I'm just going to sell her a good security system. That's going to be the bit.

So I get her a good security system. I set her up with like, uh, I think it was like the blanks cameras because they, they had better like temperature control or something. I can't remember the exact specifications of it because I haven't worked there in years, but I got her like set up with the cameras and she walks by the Dyson's, the Dyson vacuum cleaners and she looks at me and she looks at the Dyson's and she looks at me and she looks at the Dyson's and she looks at me and she says, I might die tonight. Sell me a Dyson. And then I get her signed up on the best bike credit card. We get her a Dyson, a security

system, boom, bam, boom, baby. Never saw her again. That's fucking insane. You've never said any of this before what I have No, I might have told this story on stream before and I just thought it was on the podcast But yeah, this is that was the weirdest thing is somebody being like I might die tonight Sell me a Dyson last thing I want to do is buy a vacuum cleaner. They were nice vacuums I was showing her the demo imagine somebody who's afraid for their life But you're demoing a fucking funny vacuum in front of like the suction of this son of a bitch now if he tries to kill you just suck him up that goes to show how valuable you were to that company self-defense

vacuum he's like I'm gonna like you're like hold up let me show you how cool this vacuum no she asked about the dice yes about them not me she asked you you knew what you were doing you when you walked her over to the Dyson. Okay, to be fair, I don't think she asked about the fucking Best Buy credit card. That's on you. That's on me. No, well, no, she couldn't afford it. Missed a really great chance to upsell.

She couldn't afford it. I didn't bring up the credit card because it was weird. She saw the pamphlet, she's like, can I set up for this? And I was like, I don't want to. What? Yeah. I didn't directly sell her on the credit card because she had said something like she seemed emotionally distraught. And I was like, I don't want to, but no of her own volition on, on, on a day where she's worried about her

life, she's like, can I sign up for this to get the Dyson and the security camera? I mean, she doesn't have to be worried about her credit. Yeah. I mean, I might die tonight. I got to buy a Dyson. Whoa. I actually enjoyed the vacuum. It was that. And the time a guy like unprompted talked to me about his medical stuff. And then immediately he wanted me to join his barbershop quartet and he would come in. That's fucking awesome.

You've told me that story and I've been jealous every time. Yeah, I told Corbin about that. Just a guy would keep coming in and this old man, he really wanted me to join his barbershop quartet. I kept telling him no. I mean, you have a bassy voice. So that's probably why he was like, this guy, this kid could fucking change. He was trying to get you like

glee club. It was all like 70 year old dudes though and I'd be the one like I think it was like 27 so I'd be like a 27 year old guy with a bunch of 70 year old dudes going around the local churches and I'm like I'm not doing that man no fucking way. I don't think I would do it but I think it'd be the biggest honor for a 70 year old man to be like, will you please join my barbershop quartet? It was, it was indeed a high honor. I mean, I peaked then I would like I've fallen off since then. Like I'm not, I'm not at that level anymore. I can't think of anything that a stranger has told me that has truly bothered me or that was true, like genuinely weird. I have a lot that have bothered me. Because most of I mean, most of the stuff is always like somebody being way too

political or saying something way too sexual for no fucking reason. And then you're like, oh, OK, and I move on. I never think like, yeah, I don't really have any any thing that's like proper weird. It's usually like if somebody says something properly weird to me, I probably fucked up somewhere, I think. or if people do just say weird shit to me I usually just kind of like throw it out because I work with people so I see a fucking couple thousand people a day If I could remember more of college I'm sure there's a lot of stuff that I could pull back from like my booth area where I would hang out with

The people on the gaming laptops because they would say some of the wildest shit unprompted I think I already talked about it would hang out with the people on the gaming laptops. Cause they would say some of the wildest shit unprompted. I think I already talked about it, but the weirdest thing to me was the random guy that started talking about really loving, being like, I love blood. I fucking love blood so fucking much. While we were like playing Mortal Kombat at a bar.

That's terrifying. That's like the weirdest, he was really creepy and freaked me out. He wouldn't survive my college days. He wouldn't survive people talking about Looney Tunes genetics or eugenics. I probably had some conversations similar. I just can't remember them because it's been so long and all I do every day is stay at home and fucking I don't know. Weather's coming up soon. You might be able to build a beautiful, some beautiful stories. I mean, I mean, I'm getting, I'm getting my dog in two weeks.

I'm going to have to go into the outside world and walk that thing. So maybe I'll, maybe I'll get into conversations with psychos and freaks dog to a walk that thing. Why? I'm sorry. My fucking that to my dumb ass child. I have a new neighbor that I'm pretty sure is faking the fact that she has a blind dog. What?

Cause I walk my dog and every time I see her, she goes, my dog is blind. And the dog's clearly looking at me. Maybe it's like blind in the sense that it sees blurry. Maybe it's blind like their devil where it just didn't know it was echolocation. I'll be on like the other side of sees blurry. Maybe it's blind like their devil where it just didn't knows echolocation. I'll be on like the other side of the street and the dog's looking over at us.

And she goes, my dog's blind, sorry. And the dog's not doing anything. It's just looking at me. Oh dude, that's it. That's like, that's- Do you think the dog can hear you and or smell you? On the other side of the road? Do you think the dog is holding her hostage

and the dog is like, what if you're in a situation where the dog is Evil telekinetic and holding her hostage and she's just like trying to try that They're going to break into your house and take over your life And she's just like sorry my dog's blind and the dog is looking at you And you don't realize it's got an ontologically evil stare the dogs plotting the dog is plotting Yeah, scheming vizier of a dog. I don't know it seems the court eunuch, but he's just a dog with his boss It just seems so weird and in the thing is I thought maybe she was only telling it to me So like my dog would know not to get like I would know not to bring my dog your dog understands blindness

Fucking perceives blindness Your dog taking sensitivity training. I tried so hard to put the logic together in my head of being like, okay, maybe she doesn't want me to bring my dog close because it would scare her dog because her dog's blind, wouldn't see my dog coming, blah, blah, blah. Eventually I basically settled on that was the fact until I'm walking and I hear her talking to another neighbor who does not have a dog with her and she goes, yeah, my dog's blind. They didn't have a dog. I don't know why she's telling everyone her dog's blind. I don't even think it is.

You missed the first part of that second conversation she had with the other person where she said, you know what I said to that fucking idiot? I said, my dog's blind. Maybe next time you see the dog you should like circle around it you should you should start lunging towards it See if I'm gonna just race towards the dog immediately You should like start like fake punch like doing punches like right in front of its face to see if it like goes back Or anything this woman who's warned me her dog is blind 700 times I just start fake air punching it Warned me your dog is blind 700 times. I just start fake air punching it

Your shadow boxing in the Walmart parking lot. Yeah, shadowbox the dog see if it cares I like that like the question of that if you weren't content creators What would you be doing working in a warehouse if someone is in there who's isn't a content creator ask them if they're happy I'm very happy. Who said that? Who said that? That was Noah on Blue Sky. If I wasn't doing content creation, what would I do? If you were a content creator,

non-derogatory, what would you be doing? No, no. Get that shit out of here. We know it's derogatory. I mean, I fucking, I don't know, I'd be doing post-production sound design for ads Like I used to I guess I wouldn't have quit my job. That's pretty much it. I'd be a doctor actually. I don't know if the sirens call of YouTube slash twitch Wasn't so alluring you'd be like an neurosurgeon. I probably honestly I'd probably be a drama teacher and I'd probably be dead

I would have already killed myself Yeah, I mean yeah drama teacher. What's more dramatic than killing yourself? Yeah. Oh god. That's so fun All right, Corbin now for me and you are you happy? Are you happy? No, oh that's fucked up cuz I am damn I work like It's hell we should I don't like I don't like where this question sent us like that That was like this was like pondering mortality and shit. Like I don't fucking like that Yeah, dude, I'm happy this one is from Cor that one because my answer was yeah dude, I'm happy. This one is from Corbin. Hey Brendan, you doing okay?

I'm fine. Yeah. Cool. Good to know. Homie check in Patreon question. About as good as I can be, yeah. I'm not a drama teacher so. You'd be a great, I would love you as a drama teacher. I'd be dead, I'm sorry. That sounds like I'd like you to kill yourself. Can you guys lie enough?

What analog technology do you fancy more than the rest? And wha- August Maverick on the blue sky asks, what analog technology do you fancy more than the rest with would make a comeback in some way if it hasn't already? It says it's positive for both of them. What? Are you- The nozzle of a garden hose. What the fuck did you say?

The poverty deposited thing. I got a new roach. You're saying like an analog thing that is old and should make a comeback? What analog thing do you like that they should bring back? Yeah, like roll up windows. Oh, I was talking about that like today actually. I'd like it. We should bring back, oh, I guess it wouldn't it would be digital, but it would oh that doesn't count

I was gonna say that there's a game that was on iPod iPods Exhilarated go on We're out I love analog media bring back the idea. I was thinking I think cars should be fucking crank based again All right, you want me to get into this shit. I'll get into this shit I think there should be a crank on the front of your fucking car You have to crank every fucking morning. That way you can get ripped before you go on a drive every fucking time.

You should have to crank your fucking car whenever you're driving. I think it's bullshit they got rid of the crank. I understand that the cars work better without the crank, but I think they should bring the crank back. Therefore, it's like an immersive fitness and driving experience. Then here's what we're gonna do.

We're gonna remove the bottom of the fucking car. You're gonna Flintstone feet everywhere You fucking go. I have a question. What the fuck are you talking about? That if there was a Flintstones 9-eleven the birds would hit the rock towers and the rock the guy Goddamn rock towers that the rock Pentagon the rock the God would they say it-tagon, would they say it's a livin' or would they say it's a dyin'? I think that analog cameras should come back because the vibe of sporting events is kind of ruined with all the flashes and stuff like at the start of the Super Bowl.

I agree with that. That and it's all motion plus. They got the higher frame rate on the sports camera. I hate the digital camera. I agree. They should bring back the dinosaurs. Not an analog technology. I think there should be no more football. What's more analog than your feet? It should only be the Simpsons bowl for all football. No digital cameras, no analog. It's all the Simpsons bowl. That's not analog. That's just like, that's the most not analog thing ever.

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