Please Stop Talking - Endorsed by Goku | Please Stop Talking

Episode Date: June 14, 2019

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Is that what we're leading with? Yeah, absolutely. Are you kidding me? I like the idea of building child porn like just with little Minecraft blocks. You need three. You need to burn a sheep. If you've ever built child porn out of minecraft blocks tweet it at punk duck underscore we will rate your creations no there's no we in this you will

rate your creations i will go on the podcast account and rate them does that know the login yeah the login is public it's in the discord oh is it oh yeah it is why would you tell him that I'm not gonna fucking the thing is I need to give access anyways by email so I don't give a shit alright

who's the worst person to give access to that account to me what cause I'm just gonna tweet like we all had like this immediate reaction like no we're not letting him on and then you ask that question like oh who would be the worst all i do is i just like post shitty cropped memes like this i have an obsession with this image what is is the image, Ed? You're going to have to... It's in general.

I know, but Ed, you know we're recording a podcast. It's an old man under a shower head, and it's just got an impact font caption that says, My dad showering. It's the most tragic picture. And it doesn't even look like water. Is he wearing glasses?

It looks like slime. Speaking of slime, Ed, you went to Japan. I did go to Japan, Avery. Thanks for asking. Did you see any slime girls? No, we didn't even go to a maid cafe. We were gonna go to a maid cafe. I was telling you, like, you need to go to a maid cafe.

Of course you were telling him that. The thing is, it looked fun. And it was like, every time we googled lists, like, what to do in Japan, it always said maid cafe of course you were telling him the thing is it looked fun and it was like every time we googled lists like what to do in japan it always said maid cafe but then we got close to a maid cafe and one we saw the maids we were like two we saw the people going into the maid cafe and also oh and then probably like we could also smell it from pretty far away yeah so no thank you yes what is this a smash tournament um yeah so no we didn't do maid cafe but i did stay for like uh two weeks the main point of going to japan was because we wanted to go to dio bar and holy shit everything you've heard about dio

bar it's a jojo's bizarre adventure themed bar everything you've heard about dio bar it's a jojo's bizarre adventure themed bar everything you've heard about it it's so worth it go to japan just for that shit it was insane it's so good like you get in first of all the the big door it's like dio's coffin and it's got a sign that's really cool and it's got a sign next to it that's like dio from part three pointing like on the tv avery you know like oh Joseph you see me and it says like he's pointing at you and it says big ass open letters and then you go in and they're playing

oh shit I can't even say that you can't even say what they were playing they were playing a big dramatic scene with a big ass spoiler yeah they were playing a big character death on the TV which was weird to walk into but whatever and then you go in and they ask you what your favorite character is and uh they say and then

they just like give you a drink based on the character every drink is based on a character it's so that's actually so sick and like you don't know what you're gonna taste like you you don't order them based on like what the ingredients are because we also couldn't read jorno does it taste like a liar we first of all we couldn't read. If you order the Giorno, does it taste like a liar? First of all, we couldn't read the menu. But the best ones, we didn't order the Giorno. The best ones was a Bacchio. His was incredible. Which makes sense because he used to be an alcoholic.

Bacchio was really good. Doppio was really good. Trish was really good. Oh, and fucking Josuke His was real nice And then visual Some of them had like props and shit Like if you ordered sex pistols you get a tray

With a gun in it and six shots Just a Just a fucking gun Yeah yeah no I'm serious I'll try to find the picture while I'm talking Um Also like all of this is like fan made right it's not uh no because they have them they have like a rocky

signature in that so i'm pretty sure he like endorses it or something i mean he endorses it but it's all like fans oh yeah yeah i assume so you don't Araki's in the back mixing drinks? I don't think he is, but that'd be cool. They do have a bunch of weird merch, like really specific one. Like, oh, there you go. Yeah, that's what I thank you, Avery. That's what I got. They have like so sick, really specific merch. Like they have the painting Kakyoin drew of Jotaro with the start of part three.

You know, the one he never used ever again. Oh, yeah. I do remember that. They also have a toilet that has Bruno's outfit, and when you open it... Man, this is gonna be fucking shit to listen to if you don't watch JoJo's. Basically, it was really cool. Very much worth it.

What else do we do? Hang on, I gotta check out my topics you gotta build the pedophilia a bit more bleep that I mean I already ruined it but let Ed build to it so yeah that was

basically the main point of going we also went to a Pokemon center that was pretty fun I'm not really huge into Pokemon but it was like oh yeah I want to talk about this thing it's a problem pokemon center hat and it's a problem every goddamn grocery store has how the fuck do people work in japan if every single like wait what do you call it like uh it's not catering like cashier job i guess service job yeah how the fuck does anyone work a service job in japan where the fucking

store plays the same song over and over again the pokemon center played the opening for the anime on loop and we were there for like three hours i'm playing the enemy opening on loop right now it's it was so bad like the fucking sun and moon opening. Three hours in that shit. Because we were picking out fucking ditto plushies. I didn't give a fuck about it. Three hours? Yes! It's huge.

That thing's massive. They had like a plushie for every goddamn Pokemon ever made. I smelled Incineroar's feet. It was amazing. Dream came true. Ooh, wow, okay. And same thing in grocery stores. They play fucking anime openings constantly.

And like, you know how most... Anime openings? Really? Yeah. Anime's huge. Like, I was on the fucking train and a 50-year-old businessman in a full-ass suit and suitcase was breeding Eki on his phone. What? I'm serious! i've always heard like the what i well i mean i guess it's youtube videos so they're probably lying no anime and doujins doujins is fan fiction i think it's their word for fan fiction i'm pretty sure uh

yeah yeah they they it's it huge. It's fucking huge. And they're all about the awkward, shy boy that has to flirt with the big milky titty lady. Every time I looked over someone's shoulder, that's all I saw. Dude,

were you in Akihabara or something? No, we stayed in Chidoricho. Akihabara or something? No, we stayed in Chidoricho. Akihabara is where we saw the maid cafe though. Akihabara is like the place with all the weird shit, the arcades and whatever. Which by the way, arcades are fucking sick. I played Tekken in an arcade and the arcade machines are actually online. Like you can go in and they're fucking connected to Wi-Fi and you can play with any other arcade in the world turns out beat any anybody like no locally no i got my balls rocked

because one i've never used the fight stick so the layout's weird and two right they're insane and the thing is they could all every time i played online on the arcades they could always tell i was trash on the first round so when the second round started i always got t-backed like they'd go in the far right of the map and they just start going down constantly fucking assholes but yeah fucking hell man uh they probably fucking knew you were a guy gene uh what was i talking about before arcades oh yeah people just reading shit oh yeah and okay so you know how in grocery stores you got a little jingle that plays when you like go in so they know people are going in like you got a little bell ringing or something do you know how long the one in japan is for every time someone enters a

fucking grocery store three minutes because i memorized it's all of sono chino sadame it's when someone goes in it doesn't matter if they're in a group this will play for every single person in that fucking group it will go every time it was very hell. It's usually just a two-tone thing. Nope. Usually it's like... That's like 10 or 12. It was hell, dude. I just went in a grocery store, got my sandwich, and fucked off.

It was fucking awful. Did you ever challenge yourself to buy an item before the jingle is finished? Oh, I should have done that, actually. Ultimate challenge. You okay, David? oh i should have done that actually challenge you okay david i had a fucking aneurysm oh no um and speaking of grocery stores they're fucking weird because i have a theory about why this is when you go to a japanese grocery store i challenge you to find any type of cookable food because everything is wrapped in plastic and it's all like, shove this in the microwave for two minutes,

pull it out, and you're done. Too busy. I never found a single piece of meat or fucking, like, anything. I think it's because they, like, actually go to food markets to get that stuff. And grocery stores are

like, more... 7-Elevens. Giant 7-Elevens. Yeah, giant 7-E's stuff. Oh, yeah. And grocery stores are like more. 7-Elevens. Giant 7-Elevens. Yeah, giant 7-Elevens. Just like convenience. Well, what I figured was the work ethic there is insane. So you don't have time to cook your own food. Yeah, well, there's also that.

Yeah. Like most convenience stores have like insanely high quality food for some reason. Well, there is a reason. Oh, yeah. For like pre-made meals. They were very good. We had some. That shit was tasty. Yeah. Sorry, I was drinking water.

Okay, so that's life in Japan. It's pretty fun. The food there is fucking nuts. Takoyaki, if you haven't had any, I recommend it. Oh, I love takoyaki. I haven't had any i recommend it oh i love i know you guys have had but for the people listening you gotta try takoyaki at least once before you die that shit was really really good it's like a it's like a big old is it fried it is fried yes taco means fried it's a big old like fried octopus ball. That shit is. And there's like, it's so fucking creamy though.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get like a nice sauce in there. Dude, when it fucking bursts in your mouth, it's good. It's good shit. We also saw a, oh, I went to a big ass temple. They had like big ass statues of Raijin and Fujin and all the Japanese gods. Those were fucking dope. Uh, and then, I'm an idiot, because apparently

this is a well-known thing, but I thought it was funny, so I went around filming it and going, gamers, rise up. The temple was, like, covered in swastikas. And I would just go up to them with my phone. We talked about this before the podcast started. i would go up to them with my phone

and just record a finco gamers rise up turns out i'm a moron that's just like a hindu symbol my dad there's a lot of different the swastika has been in a lot of cultures prior to the nazis prior to gamers oh my god yeah i had no idea so i thought it was a bit weird and i only noticed it when uh because there's like outside the temple there's a fountain you can go up to it and it's like you touch you touch the water with your hands and you're like clean and also said like oh you can drink the water but i was like yeah no thanks and then when i went up to it like the center of the fucking fountain just had a giant swastika. So there's a video of me going up to the fountain, like looking over the fountain to put my hands in.

And I just turn around and leave. I don't want to touch the maybe Nazi Jews. That's how they get you. It's already on the fucking like precipice I'm already on the spectrum I don't need someone to take me over the edge the spectrum the Nazi spectrum

oh my god Jesus Christ the one thing that surprised me about Japan because my objective was go there, go to the Dio bar, see some weird shit, eat some weird shit, and then get some souvenirs, right?

You know, that's what you do. And my idea of souvenirs was, okay, manga and anime and whatever, it's huge there for some reason. But I do want to get some fucking... Because it's fucking invented there. Yeah. But I do want to get some very weird JoJo merch.

Or merch for my boys, like figurines or whatever. Turns out, you won't find any. Figurines and weird merch in Japan is so fucking rare. I thought it'd be everywhere. Because I looked up, like, all this... I thought... I... I mean... I've usually heard that you can find it easily in Aki.

No. Akihabara. Akihabara just has... I mean, if you like Dragon Ball or One Piece, you're served. But anything else, you're fucked. Huh. Like, Dragon Ball One Piece is everything One Piece, you're served. But anything else, you're fucked. Huh. Like, Dragon Ball One Piece is everything that's, like, on the fucking storefront. If you want to find some, like, weirder shit, you got to go to a place called Nakano Broadway.

And Nakano Broadway is whack. Because it's all, like, secondhand shit. Like, little tiny garage sales that cover an entire mall so i was trying to find a fucking itachi figurine for the longest time because i already gave up on jojo merch i bought zero jojo merch i couldn't find any fucking hyojin bought a towel that's the that's the only one we could find we went to a jump force jump force we went to a shonen jump store and she found a jojo towel and she went fuck it this is the only thing we found so far. There was nothing else? No.

At the Shonen Jump place? Wow. They didn't even have figurines. They had volumes. They had a towel and they had an umbrella. That's about it. Huh. You want a Jorna umbrella? It wasn't even Jorna. It was Trish. Trish's pattern on her dress. You can get it on an umbrella. That was it.

You interested, Avery? Yeah, dude. Okay. Why'd you throw that to me? I've got nothing for this. Well, I don't know, because you watched! David doesn't know who Trish is! I was in the middle of drinking coffee when you asked me that. Oh, sorry.

You're right. But anyway, so we... I was looking for an Itachi figurine because Trelli fucking loves Itachi from Naruto. Couldn't find anything. Fucking anything Itachi really. Anything that you could find about Naruto was Naruto, Sasuke, and Kakashi. That's it. Sometimes Gaara.

Sandman. Any Rock Lee? Nope. Nothing. No Rock Lee lee that's so strange and then i finally fucking went to one of the like tinier garage sales in nakano broadway and i found a fucking itachi figurine and i was so happy and then i was like all right uh it's behind a glass pane as they usually are so i was gonna go to the cashier and be like, yo, I want my boy. Turns out no cashier.

It was just like a fucking cubicle full of figurines. And I was just looking around. No cashier whatsoever. So I just went outside and started looking around. There was this one dude completely clad in black that was bleeding on a wall next to it. And I just went went do you work here he went yeah oh okay uh because i saw the itachi figurine can i have that yeah sure and then he just walks over to the glass opens it it wasn't locked and then he just gives it to me and he

tells me yeah this amount of yen and i I go, all right. I just left. I think he didn't work there. But whatever. You just fucking paid a random person for your figurine. What's the point of having it behind glass if it's not locked? Because you assumed it was locked. I mean, I did. But whatever.

He got you there. That was whack. Oh, and then what Hyojin wanted to buy was a little fucking, she wanted to buy something for her family that was from Ghibli. Then we finally found, she found something super cool. It was like a, you know those things like the little seesaw looking things that go left and right constantly and They're constantly balancing. Like the,

uh, you know, from the Simpsons episode where he gets a little machine to keep answering the phone. Oh yeah. Yeah. What's that? What's that called? Usually it looks like a chicken.

Yeah. Yeah. That one. I know what you're talking about. She got something like that for the, Oh fuck me. What's the Ghibli movie with the god little girl and the neighbor my neighbor total no no no the little girl and the big black

entity with a mask spirited away yeah spirited away she got one of those from spirited away and that's cool while she was buying that you know i was looking around like oh this place has a lot of really cool stuff has a lot of like, child-friendly animated stuff. And then while we were leaving, I saw something that caught my eye. And I will post it. I don't want to. Okay. In a second.

I don't want to see it. Give me a moment. Why is my phone being slow? Okay. Where's the... Oh, there it is. As we were leaving, this was near the entrance. Enjoy.

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. You sent me this already, yeah. Yeah, the racist thing. It's just, for the people listening, it's just a little tiny miniature boy that's completely black with, like, jet black

with big lips. Big pink lips. Big pink lips. Maybe it was a manufacturer. No, because there were more. That wasn't the only one. Is that Christian Slater in the background? Maybe.

But yeah, I don't blame Japan. They don't know any better. Oh my god. It's fine. Hey, they don't know. But anyway. Japan is the N-word Carl of countries. I don't want to be associated with this podcast.

I woke up from a night out with Carl very recently, and I literally had a text from him asking me, yo, Ed, I don't remember much from last night, but did I meet a black guy and ask him if I could call him my N-word? And I went, yes, you did I meet a black guy and ask him if I could call him my N-word? And I went, yes, you did. Yeah, I remember that. You also told me that while you were hanging out with Carl, the two of you were chilling. And then Carl saw like a mid-40s couple and then said, I really want to walk over and just ruin this night for them.

Whoa, he did! I totally forgot! Yeah, you told me about that oh that was good i think he specifically said i want to go over there and ruin their relationship not their night yeah that's it oh good fucking lord what was i okay yeah and then the other topic i wanted to mention was uh when we gave up on figurines we figured we'd also try to go through some shopping malls and turns out how malls work in japan wait sorry what did we just build up no no this isn't you're good so like you decided to kill the flow entirely with that sorry that. That was so fucking stupid of me. So how malls work in Japan is that they're not like...

They are big, but they're not like flat, if you know what I mean. They don't cover a huge area. They're just one tall building that has a fuck ton of floors, and each floor has a different section of shit you want to buy. They usually have like eight or nine floors, and you got like, you know, video games,

like domestic appliances, all that shit and there was one that actually had figurines so we were like oh fuck it let's go over there and see what they got and they they had some good stuff i saw some uh actually really cool naruto ones i saw some actual like weird jojo ones for once like you know parts six through eight that i'd never seen oh i also saw some really cool um star wars ones but they were like because you know it's you know it's star wars but they were star wars characters in samurai style so they had like a darth maul in samurai armor with two giant red katanas that oh that's so I'm going to try to post that one while I find the actual thing I wanted to talk about.

Did you basically go to Japan just to look at toys? Yeah. I mean, no. But that's the ones that I want to talk about because it kind of sounds like you went to Japan to look at toys. We went to the seasonal gardens and it looked pretty.

I don't know you can mention it mention something other than the toys now the toys is where the stories came from because next like a yoshimitsu skin that's kind of yeah and next to it is a boba fett i don't know if you can tell on the right side yeah dude those are sick. But next to that section of the Star Wars, they had Avengers toys. And for some reason, first of all, they looked bootleg as fuck. And they had like flavor text next to them to get people to buy them. I will start posting them and I'll read them out loud. They had like text next to them and like speech bubbles.

Cheer up because I like your smile. Okay, I'm here for you i like i like supportive avengers i love this it's so they don't make any sense but they're so supportive and who can hate on that and then yeah this is what the hulk one says oh that's the wrong chat oops I almost posted this in the Discord server for retired vets. Here's one. It's the Hulk saying

Oh, did you start to look for them? Why is the Hulk saying this? It's like the fucking reverse of people getting Japanese and chinese character tattoos exactly this is what you're getting when you get a kanji tattoo this is what it says it's just the hulk saying oh did you start to look for them and here's my favorite one it's posting there it is

oops it's time to get out of here. Goodbye. Where are you going? Please wait a little. There's no time like the present. They don't make any fucking sense! I'm a sucking bike! I love how bold the oops is. I love the big comic font. Oops!

So yeah. Merch wise, I think. Oh no, wait. To finish off. They do look super bootleg as well. They did not look good at all. They look like Dollarama figurines. They look like the ones Red Letter Media highlighted with the, you know, the one that looks

like Rich. The Captain America one that looks like, oh no, that looks like Mike. you know the one that looks like rich oh the captain america one that looks like oh no that looks like mike that's the one but no like uh jay fucking god i got all of them wrong jesus jesus i'm bad uh but besides looking for merch i always i also wanted to buy some actual jojo volumes because in japan they're super fucking cheap they're like 400 yen each it's ridiculous which equals to like 3.5 euros per volume that's insane that is really cheap uh so i went so i googled a good place to find uh manga volumes and it was a place called gamers for some reason wouldn't the volumes be in japanese and no yeah but like fuck it i want to support the industry and whatever it's nice to have like an original thing oh i guess yeah and i think the logo of gamers is one of the first pictures i took oh yeah it is

instead of swastika no it's just i was just we were walking out we had just gone to akihivara and just seeing this giant fucking sign made me so happy oh you did you sent me this and you were like i'm you said i'm landed yeah you said i'm home you sent it to me too oh man but yeah it turns out gamer is just a big merch store like the bottom floor of it is one of those like gotcha games things you put like a coin in and you spin it and you get a little ball and you get a figurine oh my god i just noticed there's a weiss schwarz logo i have no idea what that is you really it's uh it's magic the gathering but for weaves yeah for love life and shit fate stay night as well god i mean fate is japan fate is kind of sick fate is kind of sick um anyways they also had claw machines which by the way i lost like 20 bucks on a fucking claw machine oh you're an idiot dude they set it up

so well it's insane they have like so how they actually have because i figured it'd be like the yakuza claw machines where they're just there flat on the ground then you got to put the claw on it and take it out but there was one where they had the fucking box of the figurine because it was a jorno figurine it looked really cool and like i really wanted it because it's a joint figurine and again it looked really cool and they set it up with the boxes on its side flat on two fucking tubes and between the tubes is where you want to get the the figurine to go into because that's where the hole is and it look the thing is they set it up so it always, by default, they always look like they're really close of falling out. So when I saw it, my instinct was, oh, somebody else must have played before me and gave up.

So now I'm going to play. You just got fucking tricked. Yeah, no. Turns out it's almost impossible to get it to fit through that fucking hole. And I lost like 20 bucks and I gave up. Which, funny enough, 20 bucks is like how much that figurine would cost, so. I kind of didn't lose any money.

What? When you think about it. Yeah. But anyway. Did you get the figurine? No. That's the joke, David. Oh.

Well, I don't. So anyway. You don't know about jokes? i don't know about jokes at all man claw machines and gacha games at the bottom and the figurines and whatever and manga volumes right at the top that's the manga volumes with the very very top so we go up and then suddenly, the smell hits us. And we go, hmm. The smell of fresh manga pages. Yes. The paper smell. And, you know, that's not too bad.

I'm just like, I'm just going to find the jujis and then leave. And I'm going through. I'm trying to find it. A lot of it is, you know, most of them all look the fucking same. Like, it's just, oh, the harem manga number 17. So I'm trying to find it. Because the thing is, they sort them alphabetically but I can't read kanji.

So I try to recognize the fucking J sounding kanji. And then I do, and I see the aisle. And then I grab my Jojolion volume, and I start fucking, hang on, there's police that might get picked up on my mic. Okay, they left. It is getting picked up on my mic okay it is getting picked

up on your mic give me a sec okay i think we're good all right they were they were probably there because of what's gonna happen so they read the topics chat so i found so i found my little j kanji that i remember is at the start of jojo's whatever. I got my JoJolion volume and I start walking, right? And I'm walking down the same aisle that JoJolion is on and then at the end of the aisle I look to my left because I have to turn

left to go to the cashier and then I just catch a glimpse of the thing that's at the end of the aisle. Oh, it's a glimpse of the thing that's at the end of the aisle. Oh, it's a child on the cover. Look at that. It was just a big old, not hidden, just plain view.

Same aisle as JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, just... I mean, not real child porn, but manga child porn. So that's nice. Thank you. No, it's not. Thank you for making me see that. And then Hyojin also saw it. And then she didn't even wait for me. She straight up left.

And I went to the cashier and I bought my thing. And then we left. I felt really gross. Now we know why it's called gamers. Yeah. But boys, it's not over because after that we went to grab some dinner we went to one of those like conveyor belt sushi places which by the way delicious incredible i fucking hated sushi before going to japan but that shit changed my mind oh my my god. Those little tofu rice rolls. That shit. David, have you had those?

I don't think I've ever had those. I usually don't get tofu. I usually get vegetables and stuff. Oh, okay. Those are super good. Oh, and I got a little fun fact. Turns out why there's so much salmon in those conveyor belt sushi places

is that salmon is considered apparently as the worst sushi. So they just like give that shit out of conveyor belts for low prices because when you go to an actual sushi restaurant you can't buy salmon because they just consider it trash. Which is interesting. It's delicious though.

I don't know, yeah. I fucking love it. What the fuck? Besides that, so we grabbed our dinner. We were very happy. And we were kind of tipsy because we had some drinks. So we were like, hey, you know what would be funny? Let's go to a Japanese sex store. And I was like, all right.

That's fine. And we were looking around. It wasn't too crazy. It had four floors, if I remember correctly. Four floors? Holy shit. Yeah, we were at the middle floor,

which had like, a bunch of like, peripherals, I guess you can call them. Peripherals? Yeah, like, you know,

strap-ons and whatever. Oh, peripherals. Yeah. Um, and then, I didn't take a picture of it, sadly. I'll have to ask Hyojin for a picture i found um

lingerie with pubic hair on it like that was the point of lingerie it has pubic hair on it real pubic hair what do you mean pubic hair like like it just how many meanings does pubic hair? How many meanings does pubic hair have, David? I mean, I can't imagine in my mind. It's just a word that mimics pubic hair, I guess. That's not real pubic hair. Well, I hope so, but my favorite part is, which is why I really need the picture, next to it there

was a sign that basically said sponsored by Dragon Ball and it had Goku giving a big thumbs up. Oh! by Dragon Ball and it had Goku giving a big thumbs up. What the fuck? So yeah, I really need that picture of the pubic hair. This laundry is made from the strongest materials. Was it young Goku? No, no. Dragon Ball

Z Goku. Okay. What the fuck still though? Yeah, still I know. And then you fucking, there was like 50 different cock rings uh it was pretty funny and then you know like you know costumes for your lady and whatnot and then we went up one floor i forget what that floor had it was a bunch of basically just more weird shit and then we tried to go to the floor above and then on every single step of the stairs it said no women allowed oh what like and even above it there was a big sign

that said no female and that was a bit weird but i told hyojin like hold on i'll be right back so i went in she stayed back because obviously i figured i mean they don't have bouncers at the fucking sex store but like i figured that like the cashier or something would kick her out so i went up by myself and then in order, I saw body pillows, you know, as you'd expect of your favorite anime babes. I saw posters of real women that had, it was like just posters of close-ups of their faces with their mouths

open and their tongues hanging out. I assume you can piece together what those posters are for. Wait. Wait. Sorry. What? assume you can piece together what those posters are for wait wait sorry what wait never mind no i'm i'm i was like trying to picture it and now i figured it out yeah there you go and then you can go and then i got to the fleshlights and some of them are fucking weird like we're talking like bad dragon levels of variety with fleshlights hey nice it was like nice orc lady elf lady orc lady yeah dude what's the difference it was it

was green got that orc content i'm gonna be honest i felt like i was getting a lot of looks because i was the only white guy so i was just skimming. My eyes were just skimming through everything so I could leave as fast as possible. Also because you're twice the size of everyone there, I imagine. Like they just see some white guy's face go across the aisle because I'm that fucking tall. Like if you're on an opposite aisle of me, you just see my head going like... Scrolling through. And then I went from fleshlights to just

I guess they also make fleshlights that aren't the coochie. They're also the ass. So I got to the ass fleshlights and this is where things got complicated. Because you know how I know they were orc lady and elf lady fleshlights was because like on the box

of the flashlight, it has art. I know where this is going. It has art of the character it's supposed to mimic. I don't like where this is going. I really hate where this is going as well. I got to the ass flashlights and I was like, oh, that's new. Ass flashlights didn't know these existed.

And then I look at the art of the first one that I see. Oh, no. That person looks very young. Oh, they're bending over. Oh, they're crying. Oh, no.

And then I saw that. I turned towards the stairs and I left. She was crying, dude. What the fuck? That was honestly the worst thing I've ever

seen. That's fucking awful. What the shit? That. Yep. I'm not gonna lie. The entire time that story was happening for some reason i forgot that you went to a different place and i was picturing all of this in gamers i did as well what the shit it's yeah so you get in one of the claw machines a crying child's ass

oh come on dude shit i went through the trauma i'm allowed to make fun of it now i think that's about it i think that's my another fucking country's culture i see how it is ed oh no after that happened i told hyojin i really need to get drunk right now because i need to forget this as fast as possible I didn't unfortunately and here because for me to forget I'd have to be drunk during the sex shop so we left we got we went to some bar I got drunk and then we went to an arcade again because I was like oh dude the fucking colors I gotta go here and then as we were entering the arcade I saw this one Japanese dude playing Taiko Drum Master on like the hardest difficulty.

And he was nailing every fucking note. He had like an 800 note streak when I started watching. And then when he... I was so... My ass was so drunk, I was just like staring at him with my mouth open.

I just saw the fuck you were doing this. Oh my God. And then I was drunk to the point where when he finished the song again without missing a single note did you clap i started clapping did he say what did he do he didn't react and i felt really weird and i left uh i'm pretty sure i yelled dude you rock you're such a fucking dude i'm so glad you had a great time i had a fantastic time holy shit

i think that's about it for japan uh we did other things but like those aren't really story worthy like we went to a bunch of different cafes like Owl Cafe Shive, Hedgehog one more oh Cat Cafe obviously those are fun what was the best of the cafes I think the Shive one because they weren't like regular Shives they were Mama Shives

which are like weird baby versions and like they were cute as shit. And like, you could pet them. Probably the friendliest. Yeah, definitely. They like sit on your lap sometimes. But the reason that one ranks higher for me is because

none of the dogs liked Hyojin. Whenever she tried to pet one, they'd instantly run away. Which was awesome. If I had to rank them though it'd be like shy cafe owl cafe oh we didn't go to hedgehog we saw it from far away but it was really expensive so shy owl and cat because cats i fucking i see cats every day who cares uh yeah that's pretty much it oh right bag dog i forgot about bag dog we were um we were waiting on a friend uh woods to go to the uh temple because he was in japan as well while we were there

and we were waiting for him in front of a fucking uh convenience store and while we were waiting uh like i caught from like the left side of my eye a really really old japanese dude with the tiniest sausage dog i had ever seen he looked adorable and the dog had goggles like fucking jack and naxter goggles on his forehead which already incredible i'm pretty sure he had a sweater too and then we were waiting in front of the family mart and waiting and in front of the family mart was the uh subway system and then when he was about to get to the subway system the old man got a backpack out of his back like he put on the floor and he just opened it and the backpack was like pretty big and on the front of the backpack there was a um it was like a glass pane no no it was like transparent plastic pretty much much. And he just opened the backpack, put it on the floor, and he started speaking to the dog in Japanese.

And he was like trying to get the dog in the bag. And he never... What's amazing, this old man's a hero. He never once pushed the dog. He was just encouraging the dog to get in the bag. And then the dog slowly got in the bag. And we could see his little face press against the plastic. And then...

That's so fucking wholesome and then the old dude got the bag zipped it up put it on on his back and then he looked he looked at us in the eye because he knows we were just staring like the biggest smiles on our face and he waved at us and he left oh what a legend that made my week that's so cute like just the fact that he never once touched or pushed the dog or forced it to get in the bag. He's just telling him come on, get in the bag. It was so cute. You can kind of tell from

the politeness of the way he was speaking because he was saying desu a lot. God. Fucking champion. I hope that man lives to like 200. But yeah. That was my Japan trip. Very happy, very pleased.

Very worth the money. I recommend it to everybody. It's all lots of figurines. Yeah, it's all about figurines. I mean, yeah, again, we did more shit, but none of the other stuff was story worthy, I think. It was mostly just walking around being like,

look at that giant fucking sword. And that's it how have you guys been? I've been pretty good I feel like we're ready for Patreon questions I don't have any stories right now yeah mine are a bit too long for for now so

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We will also make fun of you. John Chapman asks If Ed's on the podcast he will definitely make fun of you. The rest of us might make fun of you. Might. Might with a big asterisk. David won't because he's a fucking coward. I'm a fucking coward i i'd

love everybody i want them to like me too because then if i if they john chapman since i'm pretty bad at the since i'm pretty bad at the whole hypothetical thing how about i just ask something simple what are some things what are some of the most interesting things that you have managed to experience since you have found yourself more in the public eye? I got to meet a ton of friends. I got to meet a ton of friends as well. I had to meet

Cameron. I also had to meet Cameron. That's my fault, honestly. I'm sorry about that. Yeah, you pulled me into that. No warning. I'm sorry about that. Yeah, you pulled me into that. No warning. I'm sorry. I don't know.

What are some of the most interesting things you've managed to experience since you found yourself more in the public eye? For me, what was interesting was getting recognized because I'm pretty public about what I look like and stuff

so there was the there was that one time where i at my mother's job there was like one of the employees that listened to the podcast and when i came by like he knew he knew who i was or when i went to uh midwest fur fest and i got recognized. What's that name? Why? You've talked about it before. I know, but it sounds so cursed out loud. I mean, I don't... Just MFF. No, I know.

MFF, sure. David, mute that. Anyways, yeah. David, play that again right now. Whoa, that was so loud. Ooh. Yeah, and I also went to like weird fucking parties with people that are kind of actually way more well known than i am and that's fucking strange oh my easy answer would be the Bacchus tattoo. Oh, yeah.

You do have a Bacchus tattoo. And having people at Hi-Rez Expo being like, show me your thigh. Yeah. And sometimes I'd forget I got a tattoo and I'd be like, no, weirdo. You should probably explain to people that don't know. Oh, yeah. I lost a bet with my friend Trelli,

who's been on the podcast, and we both had to get Bacchus tattoos. That's about it. What was the bet again? It was if this gets 2,000 retweets, they would both get a Bacchus tattoo on their thighs. You dumbass. That's not even a... Really?

We both just wanted an excuse to get tattoos. Let's be honest. Yeah. They wanted the god of partying on their inner thighs. Yeah. That's about it. Pure white canvas. That's honestly pretty wild. Oh, yeah. And also having

two pro players drunk as shit being like, bro, you gotta show me bucket. Why am I doing Rexy toys? What? What does Jeff Hendless sound like? Dude. I don't know. he just sounds like a guy yeah you gotta show me bakas you know i love bakas you gotta show it to me and i was like all right fine then i pulled it up and he yelled oh shit yo t-money get over here and then t-money ran in

and they both started slapping the fuck out of my thigh and I started screaming like it's a week old ah that's fucking wild very good I don't really have anything not public at all with my appearance or anything so unfortunately it's meeting Cameron

unfortunately I would say Kyle but I've known Kyle for years yeah so oh fuck I've known Cameron for years now that's fucked up Cameron has drained years off my lifespan oh is that why I feel like

I've aged so much over the past year and a half? Cameron's just sucking all of our life forces. Yeah, I noticed I'm getting more hungover recently whenever I drink. It's because of Cameron. Oh. Oh.

Oh my god. He can't even defend himself. It the best when is he ever gonna even when he's on even when he's on he doesn't defend himself he mostly knows he's aware of what he's like he definitely knows uh um what was the other one you wanted was it yonder oliviera that one i don't know how to back yan de oliviera the oliviera there you go one of those what is the most all right now go ahead man no i listen pal come on this is your episode to show mother fuck yon the oliveta asks what is the most embarrassing thing

you have ever done that you can say on the podcast don't give any context at all just say what you've done I will be giving context but uh cause mine's like just a very short story um so one time uh

i already know what reference ed is going to make in regards to this story because i'd forgotten about this until like a week ago one time i was um uh i was watching porn porn on my laptop uh okay oh it's a film my mom my mother walked into the room and so and i had headphones on so i didn't hear her coming and i slammed the laptop shut and i like stand up really quickly because that's not suspicious. And while the laptop is closing and I'm standing up, it rips the fucking headphones out of the like headphone jack and old MacBooks had a glitch where if you pulled out

headphones while closing the laptop, it would start blasting what you were listening to at full volume out of the speakers, and the only way to get it to stop was to open the laptop and pause what was playing.

So, my mom walks in, I stand bolt upright, rip the fucking headphones out of the headphone jack, and it just starts blasting this woman moaning and just You didn't need to do the sounds man! And so I'm standing there and I'm like I know how to make this stop, but if I have to stop it, it'll be obvious what this is.

And so I'm just like, yeah, what is it, mom? You just kept it going while you were answering. That is precious. Jesus. Holy shit. Unbelievable. What the hell? I've never been caught jerking off, but

I probably handle it better. Yeah. I was 13, so. I mean, my embarrassing moments for the most part, I just tell on the podcast all the time. That's true.

Oh! Yeah. I have one. Oh, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. I'll let you go first. I have one. I don't think it's the most embarrassing thing,

but it's pretty bad. It's because, like, I'm racking my brain trying to think of something I haven't told, is the thing. So, I guess I'll give context to you, because, fuck it, this one's funny. I basically had an... I'm going to really make it really short.

I had an iPod Touch in high school when I was like 14. Right. Yeah. And I had a bunch of really... Because I was the guy that knew their video games. So I had a bunch of free games, like fucking mini games on there that one of my friends really liked. A couple of them really liked. So he was like, hey, can I have your phone? When we had a teacher that didn't show up, so we were

on break. I was like, yeah, sure. And I gave it to him. And the moment I left, because I left to go to my locker, then I realized, hmm, I should probably ask my phone back, because I just remembered I saved a bunch of Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite porn on my phone, and it should show up instantly. This story changes every time you tell it i swear you know they've said they've

seen my elizabeth from bioshock infinite porn has is part of many of my stories okay gotcha and then as i'm walking back to to fucking get the phone from far away i see a lot of people laughing and i see that my friend is holding the phone with the screen not towards his face but towards the group of people and i had to run in and snatch the phone from his hands and be like oh what was the excuse i came up with oh yeah oh yeah oh this is exactly the same as pretending the the fucking porn audio is this is uh laptop speakers by the way this is uh this is for research this is one of my uh graphic designers for my youtube channel he sent me some of his art that was the excuse that's the worst you mentioned you had a youtube channel in your excuse

yeah he's a porn artist too like he just sent me some of this and it's saved on my phone automatically i yeah yeah that was my excuse that's perfect oh oh i had a fucking what the fuck was i gonna talk oh this is just this isn't really much of a story it's just me sharing because when i first got my laptop uh my dad immediately started putting um like restrictions on like wi-fi so i couldn't access any pornographic websites or anything but i was like 12 13 so you know i was going to find a way and the way i discovered that i could get around that is that there was a dictionary app on my fucking laptop that i could open and i could search like breasts and it would have pictures and the fucking fucking articles occasionally

and that was what i lived off of for like a year oh god oh and i actually have an embarrassing one that i won't give context to uh i mean i hope this is what it means to not give context uh one time when i was trying to pick up a chick at a bar the pickup line i used was i want to put my balls on your drum kit oh my god what did it work no no kind of sounds like you wanted to beat her with sticks it does i i mean again i won't give context all right it makes it kind of worse oh added a little bonus when i said that a woman that i that from that was in the bar that we weren't interacting with she was just like just a random fucking woman turned around and went what the fuck

like loudly that's really good oh go ahead david what do you have one are we reading the next question i i mean i don't really have one because i already tell all mine just as normal stories I feel like you've told stories to us privately that you've never told on the podcast. Well, if you're referring to the one I said we can't talk about, we can't talk about it. Always forget that David's a coward. No, it's because I want to keep my job. You could just say like a sentence without naming names or like yeah don't give context

okay okay here's no context I was very drunk this is context you were providing context right now just say one time the developer that their game was a scam I told the lead developer that his game

was a scam and it was high pro it's pretty high profile. That's as much as I can say. Because I don't want to get in fucking trouble because it's really bad.

It's so fucking funny. That party was fucking insane. A lot happened but I can't talk about it oh you told me about this I now remember the context thank you

yeah I went to no don't give context shut up I was gonna say something else about that night that isn't related to the that specific

extremely embarrassing thing I did I went to the i went to the restroom and it was like one of those really small restrooms like there were like there was like one urinal and one like uh stall is it what is that what is called just like a stall where you can shit yes that's yeah and i i was in the fucking stall doing my doing my business and i just hear like five extremely rowdy and angry men coming to like they come into the room they are clearly drunk and they started fucking yelling they started yelling about filming something in the bathroom and they started fucking knocking on the stall and i was

like oh no they're gonna fucking film me and i was super wasted i was yelling at them like, fuck off. Your film's a scam. Don't film me. Oh my god. Dude, that night's like an embarrassment. Jesus Christ. Just in general. Yeah, for everybody involved. Like, easily.

Oh, one time I one time i i took oh same actually similar story david i was at one of those like gaming events and i met one of the like the basically the lead designer and but like right as i came out of a fucking like bathroom and i had just taken a giant shit and I went to shake his hand and like he very loudly in a big crowd of people pointed at my hand and went I am not shaking your hand so I was just left there like

oh what you told me about this before yeah it's cause he saw me go out of the bathroom so yeah that's understandable but still you didn't have to be you didn't have to be that fucking theatrical about it oh cause you didn't wash to be that fucking theatrical about it. Oh, because you didn't wash your hands? Of course I did! You just saw me go out of a bathroom.

And he made the assumption, this guy looks like a gamer. Yeah. What? Yeah. Again, I understand why he did it. He didn't have to be so theatrical, because I was just there like, oh no, everyone thinks I shit my pants. That's so

dude what the fuck I had fun good podcast everybody oh we're not doing one more we're done I'm uh are we plugging do we have time for one more yeah sure

it was the Kojima one go ahead take it away Avery no I'm not the one who wanted to answer this one you guys can fucking start it jeez Jesus don't put this on me it's good this one you had a red one so I was wondering if you were interested in ready close I already I already lost that one I read the first one didn't I yeah no the second one I read this it. I read the first one, didn't I? Yeah. No, the second one. No, I read the second one. Who cares?

No, Ed read the second one. It doesn't matter. Holy shit. I'll read this one. Philippe asks, In the spirit of E3, Hideo Kojima is now hired by the PSD Podcast to make any sequel or original game.

Which do each of you choose? Make fucking Metal Gear Rising, you fucking asshole. He didn't make the first Metal Gear Rising did he? make the tech demo into a real thing please it looked so good it didn't but it looked so bad

I would hire him to make a sequel to Wave Race 64 no what's a topic Kojima could really tackle with a lot of tact um make a dude i want i want an rts based on the israeli palestine conflict i'm sorry israel