Please Stop Talking - God's Natural Creatures | Please Stop Talking

Episode Date: April 19, 2026

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everywhere if you look hard enough there's rats everywhere i live in a big metropolitan city i can just go to the subway wait long enough and a rat's gonna show up i can steal it put it in a fucking donut box give it to my knees ever scream my nephew keifer a dumbass son i mean i have two nieces now so i guess like both of them can have a rat or like i can split the rat in two why do this they're like worms right like they'll be chill they're like yeah they're like they're all man you cut if you cut it it it'll keep it weren't running around that's one of God's natural creatures. Don't do that.

Is the worm not? The worm is unnatural. The worm is not unnatural. It's apocryphal. It's what? It's not apocryphal. I can go out of time. I can go get a worm.

It's not apocryphal. Did they ever talk about the worm in the Bible? I can get a worm anytime I want. Ain't ever talking about that worm. That's what they found in the apple. Did they ever talk about worms in the Bible? Because I mean, I know they talked about rats, I'm sure. plague of rats, right?

I mean, like, God probably had Job sucking on a worm at one point, just to fuck with him. Sucking on a word? It was too embarrassing

they didn't put it in the Bible. You're saving. Dude, don't write that in. Don't write that in. Don't write that one down. Hey, I'm really liking this book.

I've just got a couple notes. Like, what's up of all these fucking worms? Can you take out some fucking worm bit? Did they talk about when they're in the Bible? probably yeah do they they mentioned it a couple of times

why can't she just fucking are you are you on bible com looking up worm bait bros he's on chat chipt generating yeah i was better say listening to that apocryphal fucking AI to tell them what's what's up with the bible dude back in the back in the olden days

they'd burn you at the stake for looking up worms too much in the Bible they're not in there you got to stop looking no but if they could die and come back then how come like we can't This is what the Vinci Code was about. You were right. There's a lot of Job passages about worms.

I was told you, God told him sucking a worm because he's like, there's actually like one, two, three, four, five, five whole ass warm ones. Five times the worms are mentioned in the Bible. The womb forgets them. The worm feasts on them. The wicked are no longer remembered but are broken like a tree. Right. Yeah.

Right. Side by side, they lie in dust and worms cover them both. if that's another one. My body is clothed with worms. I love worms. Yummy, yummy, yummy worms. Slithering down my throat, big style. Why did he say this?

When he wrote that one, they said, God was out here treating Job like the fucking boogeyman. He said, eat those worms, man. Welcome to the podcast. I went to a fucking furry convention fellas. Oh, no. And I got to talk about it now.

Oh, no. Yeah. It was actually really nice. I got to meet a lot of, I got to meet a lot of fans of the podcast, and it was nice. More than you would have met at MagFest. Wait, our fans are furry? I don't think so. No, I don't think so. I just, I just need to see where the demographic skewed. I mean, I don't know. I can't remember how many people. Actually, real quick before that, I just had a brain blast earlier. Do you remember January 6? So, hard to forget. Okay. Furry January 6th. So did you guys, well, technically, because did you guys know that Big and Round came from a January 6th tweet? I do.

Some guy tried to deflect a political post from one of his mutuals and said that he cares about them as a friend and then said it inflates you Big and Round. That's what that's from. It was from January 6th while it was happening. Yeah, that was a Big in Round was a January 6th thing. Foundational text. It actually is a foundational text. January 6 was going on and that guy was posting whatever that was. Yeah.

It was that guy called Diesel Raccoon. We own a lot. We own a lot of the podcast, the Diesel Raccoon. And January 6th. And January 6th. A day that will live in PST infamy. Knowing that like the Big and Round tweet didn't really kick up until what, you were doing PST for at least three or four years since that point, right?

I know. Those 2020. That's like when a beloved series character shows up, like four seasons in. Yeah, like four seasons. is how crazy is that. Like, oh, what do you mean they weren't in the show? It's like, yeah, do you think around just got out of here? Since it's an audio podcast, who wants to roleplay this, I'll be Diesel, McRingale, Fus, Butt.

Damn, I just had something come up, guys. I might have to aim my recording. It's so hard out again. Who wants to play the other guy? I'll be the other guy because I don't have to say all the weird shit. Okay, you can be Star Raccoon. Let me, okay, let's start. Let's start.

There's Raccoon on Raccoon violence going on on Twitter. You leftist furs amaze me. Like seriously, calling anyone that disagrees with you a Nazi or racist? Like seriously, do you know you could actually be a productive citizen instead of wasting your time being a keyboard warrior? A coup was attempted to overthrow the government and install a dictator as the leader of this country. I like you deeply as a friend, and I'm going to choose not to even response to that, inflates you making you big and round. It was a right wing fucking... fucking fucking fur.

Yes, it was. Yes, it was. Cameron, you now have the full context. You didn't know this. It's like saying a Lippercorn. Oh, a lot. There's a lot.

There's a lot. That'll kill you too, idiot. Well, he wasn't there. He wasn't there. Oh, my God. You can't tie that guy to January 6th. Yeah, you can't tie him to January 6th.

It was obviously, but a keyboard warrior. Imagine imagine they had like some furry inflationists at January 6th and they were rolling through their capital like Catamari You just have the shaman breaking shit? You just have this shot on pushing him Oh fuck yeah I needed sorry I needed that little tangent real quick because I fucking forgot I fucking forgot that that was a thing and it was really important to me that everybody knew about the fact because I totally forgot that's how it happened so yeah I went to I went to fernal equinox and it was really nice Yeah, it was next to the harbor hung out a bunch. I did a bit of first suiting for the first time and that was fun. It's always weird though. Like it looks weird and when you're in there, it is as weird as you think, but it's still really fun because you never get to do shit that's crazy like that.

So is it just like a regular ass convention, but just it's all around furry stuff like there's vintas and there's like is it live music, is it live X or anything? Yeah, there's right there's raves. There's panels. I don't fuck with panels though. Panels are boring to me. I don't know. I want to go. Some panels are pretty good. We missed Mr. Mosquito at Meg. They had real mosquitoes. Okay, that's different.

No, but the one, the one I really enjoyed going to Mag was that doesn't seem interesting like from the out. It's just like, it's not like a crazy one or anything. It was just like why sailing cannot be captured properly in video games. It's just like a guy who's really good at sailing talking about it.

It's really interesting. Okay. Well, at Magfest, at MacFest, you would get shit like that and like at fucking, I don't know. I like, at a furry convention, you're going to get shit like, I don't fucking know. Vore meat.

Let's talk about VOR panel. Let's talk about the ethics of VOR, culture, and VOR 101, you know, shit. Debate me on the ethics of it. Debate me on Vore. Vore debate. Big Eaters Club, Vore meat. It's usually that. Bottoming with IBS.

It's usually those, you know, that's usually the panels they have. So I don't fuck with those. I'm going to eat you and become big and round. Prove me wrong. It's usually stuff like that. It's usually stuff like that. I'm more there for like the parties with friends after the fact or just like, you know, the raves.

I usually sleep through the day. Yeah. I actually like I was saying, I got to meet a few fans and that was awesome. I actually. So the first day I got to the con. We get out of my car and everything and we're like packing up to go up to the. you know, getting ready to go to our room and everything. And the fan comes up to me and we just, you know, we talk, just say hello, everything.

Later on during the con, I see them again and they have their fur suit head. Oh, you send me a picture of this. I know this is. And they tell me, they tell me that they're such a big fan that they want. First off, I was fucking drunk, okay? I don't think I was sober a single fucking time during that entire convention. It was, it was, it was my magfest since I couldn't go this you. So they just tell me I'm such a big fan I really really want you to sign my fur suit And I don't know if you know this about fur suits

They're really fucking expensive And I was like, okay, do you want me to sign like inside right? Do you want me to sign inside where it's not going to be It's not going to show. They were like, no, I want you to sign the forehead of the fur suit head Multiple thousands of dollars. These things cost. I was too drunk to argue

or say no, so I just said like, okay, yeah, I'll do it. I grabbed the Sharpie. I'm like slowly going in and I realize like, yeah, this is fur. How am I going to sign on fur? And basically, fellas, I fucking botched it. Yeah. You gave him like tiger strikes like he's a fucking dumbass cat. No, that's supposed to say, Billy.

Well, it looks like B. It looks like B comma 117. Are they wearing programmer sauce? Yeah, there were programmers socks in the picture they sent me after the fact because I was too drunk to take a picture. I just said like, I see that entire the entire time I was signing we were on a table with strangers and I was like, oh fuck. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. And the guys on the same table were just looking at me with those eyes of like what the fuck is bro going through right now?

That is when you just man up and you whip out your john so you sign it and pee. What the fuck? I'm just gonna ruin it all the way. I finished signing. They said they were happy with it, but man, does it look fucked up? I don't know. I don't know how I'll explain it to other people if I showed up to like, I don't know, a fucking fur suit thing and everybody was like, what the fuck is that?

What is Billy? Who's B comma 117? Beacombe, B, Cuma 117. What is that? Big Halo fan. I didn't meet somebody else who actually, I wanted to show you guys this since both of you on subliminal space. Let me show. I signed somebody's a dark matter book in Meg.

That was pretty cool. That's pretty cool. I kept tweeting or I guess Blue Sky posting whatever about really desperately needing to get a fucking room temperature Sapporo. And this fan, Space Vermin 64, DM'd me and said, hey, are you going to be around the con? Because I have, I want to give you some fan art and a fucking room temperature Sapporo. And I was like, oh, hell yeah.

I will, I will make time to, to make sure that I show up for that. We met up. They're super fucking nice. And dude, this art is fucking insanely good. Oh, wait. Yeah. I saw these. There's even like, dude, I, I remember freaking the fuck out.

It's from like a lot of episode. Yeah. I know. There's like, dude, I look at how much references, how many references there are too. I'm going to be, I'm going to be putting like all the, all the links since this is a bit, this is more visual. But like, dude, it references me just describing that I was boiling mad, the duct tape, the fucking dead horses and everything. Skitch vomiting up in the fucking yellow.

It was so fucking good, dude. I just wanted to show it on the podcast because I have it hung up now in my living quarters, my freaking studio. Hell yeah. A lot of partying going on. So we were doing a lot of trips to the LCBO, which is like the liquor store. and it was right near us. And I had a really creepy fucking, I had a really creepy moment with someone. I was, we were just like all three of us going in for the first time.

And as we were going in, there were other furries that were like right in front of us. One guy was holding up the door and he was doing this awesome bit where he was like, ah, yes, yes, you come in, come in. And it was like, okay, ha, ha, cool, funny bit guy. And then he just saw me and he said, ah, the pink one is okay. because I had fucking red hair. The pink one is okay. The pink one may come in.

And afterwards, I guess he thought it was too weird. So then he looks back to me and he said, ah, what a gorgeous pink-haired boy. And I just went, ah, was he,

like, did he like work there? Was he like a grader? Or was he just like? No, it was a furry. It was a furry. It was just a furry that just went,

oh, what a gorgeous pink-haired boy. And I just, I just went in, man. I just went in and I just went out. Okay. Made me feel really uncomfortable. I can tell you that. It's like the exact opposite of Brendan going to vote and getting the so gentle for a big boy. So gentle for a big boy.

Fuck. So, so gorgeous for a pink-haired boy. Dude, I don't know how I'd fucking deal of a social situation like that. It's just like so. I didn't know what to say. I just went, huh? Okay. Yeah, I know. I know. Dude, what else is there to say? I don't know. I think he thinks we're married.

That's how it works. I think he thinks we're married. I think he thinks that was flirting. Where was it? Toronto, which sucks, by the way. Fucking hate Toronto. I only drove through the over Charlie and I couldn't really like to help.

Why did you drive through Toronto? It was on the way. During my wedding? It was like outskirts. On the way to your wedding. Oh, the GTA. Maybe. The greater Toronto area.

It's like, it's around. Yeah, I didn't go. I didn't go to like the CDD. Why driving downtown is fucking awful? No, no. We didn't drive downtown, but you. You could see it from where we were. So, like, you know, it was like the, the big area.

Like, there was, like, a bunch of fucking department stores and shit like that. It's the one, like, you know, like a bunch of big cities always have, like, one architecture building that's like, oh, this is how you know you're here, whatever. And that's that, that scene building in Toronto. But we have, like, the exact same one in fucking Auckland and New Zealand. And it's just, so to me, it's just, it's a fucking default-ass fucking spire. It's also not tall. I'm going to be real. It's not tall at all.

I always thought that the CN Tower was like really, really high up, like the, like the fucking space needle or whatever. It's really not that high up. It's like, it's just kind of middling. Yeah. I don't know. Just from, I mean, you know, I obviously didn't go downtown. Didn't get a real experience for the city. But like, like, just from that small amount, I'm like, man, this is default ass city.

Uh, any place in, in the west. You know, at least Montreal is like, uh, it's got verticality. I mean, it's, it's more spread out. There's more shit to do. There's more stuff to see. We have the mountain also just like Malloyat is right there. Then you go to Toronto and you have like the shittiest fucking transit I've ever used in my fucking life.

Because Toronto wants to be an American city so bad. It's fucking pisses. It pisses me off. I don't know if I fucked up. But it was like it's these like it's these tram cars. It's these tram cars that are like supposed to be subways or some shit. And they were so expensive. It's $3 every time you get into it.

Can't get like a day pass? No, I mean, maybe. I don't know because you get in. You tap your debit or credit and then that's how you pay to get in. Just like in, it's like when you go to New York City, except you don't get transfers. Oh, that's lame as hell. What the fuck? That's what I'm fucking saying.

And it's like super spread out. They have, it's tiny. There's not enough cars. Actually, that's one of my fucking biggest pit. is like just like transport being so different in terms of the way that you can fucking pay for it in different cities are so annoying like I wish everyone kind of had that system where you can just pay with your fucking credit card but it's like so stupid that some places do like yeah no transfers and shit like that I don't

know piss me off when it's like you've got like multiple zones or some shit and you've got to have a different card for the different zone oh like in Montreal complain about Montreal yeah I don't worry I complain about Montreal too I fucking hate that there's multiple zones that's that's recent no model zones is okay but like let me use the same fucking card and let me transfer whatever like it you can you can use the same card but it depends what card you have stupid yeah the worst part is it's all it's all fucking opus cards it's all an opus card but like some opus cards are okay but some open open yeah but they all look the fucking same so you can never fucking tell yep we just got an app i have to have two cards because of the area i'm in

Yeah, that's what fucking saying. Why can't we have just one app? Dude, I love that it's just an app. I pay five bucks. And for the entire day, I just scan my phone when I step on the bus. The thing is, Billy, it is an app. It's NFCs now. It's so easy. It is an app.

But you get the app for one of the zones. And in the other zones, you have to actually go up to the person and then get the fucking transfer card or like the special zone one. It's, I don't know. It depends. It depends on the opus card, you scan on the app. It's going to, dude, this is so insane. sounds insane to anybody who's never done like who's just never used public transport this sounds

fucking complicated and insane and a reason why public transport is just bullshit because it kind of is just the it should be so simple but it never is it's not stupid right now gas is like six dollars a gallon oh my fucking god don't tell me about it jesus i love the bus i was being driven insane driving up to toronto during the while they were fucking raising the price is it was fucking expensive as shit. Uber sells fair-mogged by bus chads. Like, yeah, dude, it's gonna take me an extra 40 minutes to get where I'm going, but guess what I'm not doing?

I'm not doing fucking anything. I'm sitting on the bus and just spacing out. Even better, if you're coming home from the bar and you're just drunk as hell on the bus. Oh, dude, that's always fun. Dude, my city bus is cut off at 11. What? Yeah, right. So it's completely useless for any, which is, is they not just, like,

ridiculously dangerous, no? like if you're out drinking and you can't get a fucking... It is kind of dangerous because that just means... Yeah, exactly. That just means that people going out drinking. It incentivizes you to drive. Yeah. I mean, dude, I'm not going to rely.

Alcohol incensitivizes me to drive, brother. What the fuck happened? The other thing is like we've got like all of those fucking lime scooters everywhere. Even worse. It's just your option as well. Dude, riding one of those things drunk though? Either I'm finding my keys or I'm fucking zooming down. a goddamn scooter. Buses

are closed and now they're just Mad Max gangs of drunk guys on green scooters. They're starting to put breathalizers on the lime scooter. Bullshit. No, they're not. They would never. This is a free country. I will not lie to you, my brother. When I would get really fucking stoned during

my stoner era, there was nothing better than fucking longboarding, really stoned or really drunk. That is the best. I want to do that again. Nothing's stopping me. Yeah, I think stopping you just go do that. Yeah, dude, the best part is, like, it would end so late. It would be like two or three in the fucking morning. And I was just,

like, long bored back home from my friend's house. And I was just in the middle of the road and there were no cars. And I was just listening to really loud music. And then when a car would come, they would slow down because they knew I was a danger. To yourself or to them? To my, well, to their insurance. I was a danger to their insurance. You guys got to do you guys got to fucking do some rollerblading or something when you're drunk It's it's fucking next level oh dude the last the last time I went rollerblading I Broke my wrist into a million pieces when I was on the fifth grade fifth grade grow up you're not five

My my wrist clacks when it moves now it's clacked forever because I really dude I really fucked up my wrist To be fair I say that as if I have like a giant fucking scar from fall on my from my bike when I was a kid. I was in like the fifth grade, I'm going really fast on roller skates in front of my aunt's house and my aunt's outside. So I fell down and I was like, I can't say anything that'll get me in trouble. Broke my wrist and screamed, God bless America

as loud as I could. God bless America! I'm like a 50 year old man, dude. You mean like you didn't want to go fuck? So you just went God bless America. Because I was in the fifth grade, my aunt was out there. And I had to shout something, man. I just remember one, for me,

for me, when I got my scoff, I just remember like, dude, it was it was back in the day where I mean, I don't know if this is still a problem, but like when I was a kid, man, they are the teachers and everything. Our backpacks would be so fucking full of these giant goddamn books and they were so fucking heavy, right? And I just remember having to lug around this backpack that was full. And then I had another separate bag with more books. Then I had to bring my lunch bag at the same time. So I had like two dangling bags from my arms. one giant fucking backpack behind me and I was just like fucking trying to pedal towards my home and I just fell right on my ass in front of the school. Didn't even make it far. My mom had to come get me because I was too young. And I was too young. I was crying, bro.

They hurted. In Canada, do they like, you know how they make you pledge the allegiance in America? Do they? We don't pledge the allegiance to the queen if that's what you're wondering. You don't go. Just wondering. Do you? I mean, do you?

No, fuck, no, fuck, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, that was a, that was a weird holdover from McCarthyism, because they thought that, like, communists are, like, vampires and they'd shrivel up if they tried to pledge allegiance. They wouldn't be able to do that, do that. That's what they still do with sporting. My God, I'm too communist! I say that, but there is, like, it, this has been a very recent thing is, because of everything happening with Trump and people over here really hating the United States recently. recently a lot of cafes have renamed Americanos

Canadians This is real This is not a lie This is a hundred percent We have to play fair That is equally as gay As when we started calling them American fries

Freedom fries Freedom fries is really bad Dude they're not I'm weird Because hamburgers are city in Germany They're freedom steaks Whatever dude Shut up

Freedom steaks? Shut the fuck up. No way. That was not real. That was not real. Freedom fries, man. That's fine. I remember free.

I never knew about freedom steaks. You didn't know about freedom stakes. It's fucking awful. Because Hamburg was a city in Germany. You can call a shit coffee order in Americano. It's fine. Like it doesn't, who's that effect? I agree.

Dude. I fucking, Americano's fucking suck. Oh, yeah. I want some coffee with some fucking hot water in it and no milk. Can I have espresso with water? Dude,

are we for real? Are we for real right now? Let me water around my fucking coffee right now. Just get a shot of espresso and fucking. puck her up buddy. Just get a drip coffee at that point. Yeah. Like holy fuck. I went to a hockey game a couple of months ago while we're on the topic of the like national anthem being played before every game. And you know, because of the ongoings and also I just have been doing it for years because I think it's weird to stand up for that. I just, I sit down and I just do whatever. But the last

time it was I was at a minor league hockey game so it wasn't very busy and it was a really small stadium and they had like a group of elementary school kids out on the icing and the pledge of a And I'm just sitting up in the cheap seats at a minor league hockey game crunching these nachos loud as fuck the entire anthem Fuck yes dude Real Americans know that that's the most American thing you can do is just crunch a fat fucking nacho One of the people I was there with was like sitting a row in front of me and heard me just munching on it and turned around and like had to stifle a laugh because I was just sitting there cramming like supreme nachos in my mouth Like middle schoolers are so good Even when I've got I don't think I've ever seen actually

Maybe it's because I'm in I'm in fucking French Canada So probably probably has something to do with why I've never seen it But I've never seen anybody genuinely get up and like during the Canadian anthem At any game I've been to people just kind of sit there and look And I that's always been a crazy thing to me in America where it's like no you have to you get your ass up. No, you don't have to do. The true final boss of this is one time,

there was just like a random Phillies game on in my house. One of my parents' friends stood up for the anthem. They played on TV. It was like a regular season game. I'm like, you are, you were, you were so late. That's so. The dick eating is crazy. Not for, not for a fucking TV, dude, for fucking.

For a TV. I love bootlicker. Fuck that guy. Oh man, come on He should have been crunching nachos loud as fuck I always feel pressured though Whenever I'm in the States and they start playing the fucking The American anthem

I always feel like I have to get up because they'll know I'm Canadian otherwise No you don't have to do anything I don't know why I haven't stood up in years See that's the thing I don't know why I'm so worried I always get I feel the pressure I'm just sitting my ass down I'm having my beer And then they play the anthem and everybody's getting up And I guess I'm a sheep because I'm like oh my god Next time you come down

here we gotta get you a wheelchair no nobody will ask your ass to stand up then and then you need to stand up the rest of the game every single time somebody's setting happens yeah you know stand up to go get a hot dog burr that's yeah you're just like you're sitting in your wheelchair everyone stands up in the anthem okay anthem's done everyone sits out guy comes like a hot dog you stare oh me me me me hey oh yeah oh yeah mike have you seen i can walk well it At least he's American. Turn to my neighbor like, oh man, I could go for a fucking beer. You want anything?

Just stand up and fuck off from the wheelchair. Just want a ass bit. Just bring the wheelchair with me. Do you see that clip from a couple of days ago? I don't even remember what fucking team it was. It was from an MLB game though. Before you say yes. A guy trying to catch a pop fly like just in foul territory.

And it's this, it's this really large gentleman. And he stands up and falls down in his entire ass. His fucking flies out. Just flop out. Yeah. my I saw that and I immediately sent it to my dad because oh yeah I know my dad my dad would find nothing in the world funnier than a fact guy falling down his butt cheeks fall out his butt cheeks coming out not gonna lie I agree though I like dude I'm sorry nothing funny he's right she's funny is funny actually there is one thing funnier far his farts are funny shit they're gonna say that donut box

oh dude the donut box is hold up the donut box is Hold on. That was before we started recording. You got to describe it for the people. I explained it. I explained it during the recording. It's just a, it's a cool new trend on TikTok that's been blowing up where you get a bunch of kids

and then a big Dunkin' Donut box. And then you tell that you, it's a donut challenge. So it's like, oh, which donut are you going to get? You make them pick one of the six spots where a donut could be. Then you write it down on the fucking thing. It's a fun little game for the kids. You write down their name in one of the six spots. Then when you open the box, there's a rat in there.

Big ass rat. There's just a big fucking rat. I don't think there's normally a rat in there. There's always a rat. I think normally there's a rat in there. The kids are too stupid to notice the pattern. They're too stupid to notice that it's not a fucking donut. Every time I've seen this, it hasn't been donuts.

It's kind of scary. There was one I saw that was kind of scary where the kid thought it was a donut, but it was a rat. Then they just ate the rat. When you guys were growing up and you go to like your grandparents' house, or whatever and there's like that tin that's full all that's like a biscuit tin it's full of oh yeah yeah sewing supplies that but it's just a fucking rat just a big rat just a big rat in it we're going to your grandparents there's a big fucking cookie box on the camera you open it there's a rat yeah i remember a similar thing happened to me once when i was at my nana's house and she had

like, you know, just a box full of like my toys is when I was really young. I remember I opened it up and it was just a spider in there throwing gang signs at me. I closed it. I never opened it again. Dude, I got fucking, I got so scared actually when I came back, because

I brought my pillow to the convention and everything and when I came back, I was like, Michael Adel. Sorry. What? What the fuck was that? Why did you do that? Why would you do that? Why would you give a shout out? Yo. Use a friend of the podcast.

No more. He's like, I don't even know who that is. I gotta have him out, man. He's in real trouble right now, man. Billy, Billy, if it makes you feel any better, he's like one of the three guys

who advertises on truth social. Yeah. It's the, it's the, it's the, my pillow guy. There was one time I went on true social because there was a post

that I couldn't believe was true. It has to be. It's on truth social. And I was like, I have to fact check this. Have you ever been on truth social? No. Holy fucking shit.

I think I was looking at the same post you were also they're not called posts they're called truths it's like only dick pills did you uh it's only dick pills there are the reason why I'm thinking of Mike Lindell apologies to like fucking

to sidetrack us here but there was a clip of him at CPEC getting served a subpoena mid-interview that was kind of awesome can I just say real quick kind of tough the funniest not the funniest clip to come out of that though

the funniest one was the guy who was like do you guys want to see an impeachment? Everyone cheered. He's like, no, not what you're supposed to do. He was trying to get them to like, boo. Stop cheering, guys. Let me try that again. No, do we want to see an impeachment?

One more time. There we go. Oh, that's so corny, dude. Holy fucking shit. I heard boo-warns. But anyway, the clip of him getting served is just him for like a few minutes going, we're on TV, please not now.

We're on TV, please not now. Crowds will just cheer for anything if you acknowledge them. I went to a Jeff Rosentstock. And they came out on stage and said, hey, we would normally like play a lot more in talking between songs, but there's a noise curfew at 11. So we just need to start going and people cheered and he said you're not supposed to cheer for that Dude, I don't know it's mom. I'm always good here. I would cheer to anything to be fair if I'm at a show I also also to be fair if you can't hear and you would stand up for the anthem too. We've gone over this. You were a sheep. Yeah, I know I'm

love standing, bro loves cheering. I was just going to say that I got scared by a bug. That's pretty much it. Like, the more, the more you talked about the, the, my pillow guy, the more I realized it's a fucking beaver story. Like, there's nothing to it. I like the concept of opening the pit right before the national anthem. I don't be kind of tough.

I mean, I don't know. I don't know if it's tough or if it's lame. I, I'm going lame a bit more. I don't know, man. I'll tell you right now, I'll fight the globe. World War of Terror down there in that pit right now. On the side of terror. I keep thinking of that dude who, it's like crowd kill of like, what, two years ago,

like award winning where he's doing the John Lennon walk and he roundhouse kicks a guy. And he keeps doing the John Lennon walk across the pit. You ever see that one, Billy? I have no idea what you're talking. We'll try to show you later. It's this, you know that picture of John Lennon doing the goofy ass? I know that I walk. Everybody has seen the.

funny the funny walk john lennon that's a classic some guy started doing that across a pit and then somebody else started running like the opposite way of him and he just wound up a roundout kick caught the guy in the head and kept doing the goofy ass walk funny as fucking video

top one crowd kill ever it's so good this video's three years old now it's the back that it's playing a man over it's fucking awesome yeah dude he hits up to john Lenin. He hits up in the fucking roundhouse. I'm not going to lie. Whenever I see

a proper roundhouse, though. Holy fuck does that go hard? That's a proper ass house show, too. That's somebody's fucking basement. I think the best roundhouse is still that one guy who like was getting harassed by some right-wing bullshitter and like he locked

it up. Like you could see him charging and then he just ripped it. He was like, I was trying to kick the phone and he kicked her on the side of the head. That shit was awesome. It does kind of look like a fucking The Don Flamenco fucking One Piece Walk as well A little bit, yeah

It's the same, it's the same walk, it's the same walk Crowd Kill the EADS That's badass That's what I'd be hitting into the pit God bless USA Specifically the 9-11 footwork That's what they're playing that we're doing that in the pit too I like going to festivals

Because people will People will just be doing shit like that where they're just like doing dangerous like fucking whipping of their arms and everything. When I was a kid, I got fucking one guy was doing big fucking whips with his like just whipping his arms around while he was smoking a cigarette and just

fucking nailed me right on the fucking arm with a cigarette. Dude, that shit hard. So why you're supposed to do it in those like those circles, right? Because there is people who want to do like hardcore washing like that. I mean it depends. It's like obviously that guy was doing his. There's walls of death.

There's walls of death are like People smashing into each other. That was awesome. Those ones are fucking awesome. Those are fucking awesome. Get down to start running Oklahoma drills in the pit of my show. Yes. Circle pits are different.

Circle pits are like everybody's just like running around in circle. It's like it's like when you're a kid and you're playing that merry go around thing. Unless that guy's there and he's about a roundhouse the fuck out of you. I don't know what the fuck they're doing. They're doing some shit where they're just like walking around. They're playing Red Rover, Red Rover. man. Send John London over. There's a lot. Dude, I'm going to be so real.

I like the idea of like you're sending out your best moshers like a battle bot. They go fight each other. Send out the Lenin. Sending out your most fucked up and evil mosh pit fiend. That's what I'm telling you. That's that's what we're doing. We're getting a show together. We're opening up the pit and we're running Oklahoma's in the middle of the pit. Yeah, dude. I'm going to air drop my mosher into the pit. He's fucking fuckerum.

He's big as shit, too. Appointing a champion. That's what they should start doing in punk shows. There's three bands playing. Everybody appoint a champion in the Mosh Pit. Who's going to last a whole time? That's fucking awesome. I kind of love that.

Who will slay Dale the tall? A little bit of blood sport. It's back. It's the most punk bloodsport I can think of. Send your champion. Dude, last few times I went to a Mosh Pit. swear to God there's no more etiquette for moshing.

They got to teach in schools, man. Dude, they got to teach etiquette for moshing in school. People are fucking morons nowadays. Like, they're just trying to, dude, sometimes bitches just be hurting people for no fucking reason. I was at a punk show too recently where like, fuck, what the fuck is his name?

It's the getting naked and playing with guns guy. Fucking, uh, what's Andrew Jackson Jihad? Fuck, what's his name? It was Andrew Jackson Jihad acoustic.

The fact that that triggered something for you guys is crazy. That's like, it was just a nonsense. That's a song name. That's a song. That's a song name. It's called getting naked and playing with guns. Oh, I thought you were talking about Bert Christ here. I thought you're talking about someone doing it. I was like,

I'm not describing a guy. Sean Bonnet. Sean Bonnet. Oh, fucking the guy's gimmick is getting naked. My gimmick is walking around with my fucking hog hanging and my fucking AK 47. No.

This is literally what Gigi Allen built his career off of that. This is, dude, fucking AJJ. Hey, AJJ, they got a lot of songs about wanting to be somebody's dog. There's like four different songs about that.

I have Sean Bonnet, and we know what you're doing. And yet no one's let them be their dog yet. Yeah, the fucking, it was an acoustic show was really good. There was like, it was light moshing,

you know? Yeah, there was only like two songs to mosh too that he played. And he was acoustic. Yeah, there was this fucking show that was just like really fucking wasted on a two, at an acoustic punk show and he was just like being really rowdy and being a fucking piece of shit

Towards this fucking girl that was like he was kind of hitting her a little bit Like at one point her friend just turns around was like hey can you fucking chill the fuck out? You know it's an acoustic show We're not like you're you're you're fucking hurting people can you chill the fuck out and the guy just fucking Through a fucking empty beer bottle at her like what the beer can I can I can see him in my mind's eye was he wearing a battle vest in a crust punk? No. Oh, dude, every time that I've had somebody be a dickhead in the pit, it's the most unwashed jacket I've ever seen

in my life, the crustiest punk ever. Always. No, it was just some fucking, it was some guy that looks like your, he looks like your fucking cousin. Like, picture a cousin, he looks like that. He was just like, he was just being a piece of shit and like, fighting women in the pit.

Who is throwing beer bottles in peace? What a piece of shit? Can't get over that. That's so insane to me. The only time I got a beer thrown at me in the pit, it was a good thing. I don't know if you guys know who the dead boys are. They're very old punk band. They're like real old school. Yeah, they're from Cleveland.

So they were playing here, even though it's a bunch of old men, I was like, oh, damn, that sounds sick. Let's go. How old are we talking here? I think Cheetah's like 70. That's fucking tough as hell. Fucking awesome. They had a vampire motif going on. They were the dead boys.

They only played shows at night. One of the opening bands played a song called PBS. and the entire time that they were playing they had a 30, like a 30 wreck of PBR on the stage. And I was like, damn, are they just gonna, we're in a bar. I was like, are they just gonna be drinking

in here? They're gonna let them do that. And the guy starts singing a song called PBR and starts throwing beers into the crowd. This is an all ages show, by the way. Just starts chucking beers into the crowd. In all of these fucking squares that were at this show,

we're like swatting them down out of the way. No, you catch them. Somebody swatted one down. It rolled across the pit. to me like a chef boyardee commercial at my feet and I cracked it open and just spread it everywhere dude I I love that though that's awesome free beer is always good at a fucking concert it's so expensive and and everybody was being so fucking lame about it I was like we're in a bar and this guy's throwing you beers what are they gonna do kick everybody out no everybody's slapping it down to the ground again

literal children I saw at this show because they were like dragged there with their little-based parents to go see dead boys but that's on the parents they should have known better they They should have known about it. You should have known you're going to see the dead boys and whoever else was playing. They were a bunch of local bands, I'm pretty sure. Saw a Black Country New Road perform earlier this year. That was fucking awesome. I fucking love that band.

There was a guy. I mean, there's a guy who's clearly just like on some like MDMA or something. And he was shouting out like a lot of the time. But it was like not like terrible times. Yeah. You know what I mean? It wasn't like he was like interrupting songs. But one time he just yelled out to the.

like the band was like introducing themselves on the, he's just like yelled out to the drummer. It's like, happy birthday, by the way. And the guy goes, oh, how'd you know?

It was my birthday, blah, blah, like, you know, plays along with it. And then, he's like,

man, that's crazy. How did you know? You following me or something like that? And he's like, I just know. And then if their entire crowd sings, happy birthday for him,

and then it gets to the end of that it goes, by the way, not my birthday at all, you fucking idiots. Oh, it's so fucking funny. But the guy gets, The guy gave him drumsticks at the end for like being cool, which was fucking fun.

I was like, man, that guy just had like the best night of his life was high the entire time. Not even his birthday. Not even his birthday. Yeah. This episode is brought to you by Tell us online security. Oh, tax season is the worst. You mean hack season? Sorry, what?

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Not even his birthday. Speaking of birthdays, Patreon questions? Yeah, what a good transition. I'm saying that because it might be someone's birthday. You know how parents be. They always be pregnant nine months from fucking April. Yeah, just there you're April fools.

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Patreon questions If you're part of the $5 and above you can ask a patriot nobody's gonna ask anymore we're gonna answer your question this one's not even a question that's gonna be like up for debate Moraine says out of all of the years

of podcast bits and gags which bit has been the one that has stuck around for the longest time between y'all I mean and does this bit haunt you in your dreams other than the welcome to the podcast clapping and Susan Drew we just talked about it we're going on year five of inflates you big and round year five of inflates you big and round

and it was it was you know No, it's the, it might be the, what if it's the fifth anniversary and we didn't even know? Fifth anniversary of us talking about big and round. Is that why you just got an itch to talk about it? I don't, I mean, I had an itch to talk about it because I just remembered that that, that it was a fucking gen 6 thing. Are there even any other running bits on this show at this point? Big pizza. None of them.

Oh, oh, I did it do. Yeah, but like, I thought, I always thought all big pizza and that, like, they go hand in hand. When did the whale come out? When the whale come out? like two years ago. The whale is not even been around for half as long as inflates you big and round. We rotate bits.

Yeah. For the most part, I think inflates you big around. Except big pizza and inflates you big and round, which do go hand in hand. They do. There are the same way. The whale is 2022. It's been around almost as long as big and around.

It's one year last. Whoa, what the fuck? Yeah. What the fuck? Really. Yeah, dude, Brendan Fraser has been fat as fuck for some time now. For the second part of this question.

then which one of these haunts you the most in your dreams? Big pizza. Gotta be big pizza. Actually, you know what? Definitely big pizza. It's big pizza. Actual fucking like brainworm. Definitely big pizza.

I catch myself going like, like at work and shit. Yeah, whatever. Like it's like a joke. Yeah. No, it's big pizza.

Somebody wrote that on a fucking satellite and launched it to Saturn because of Brendan. Yeah. I think that's the most haunted we've been. Whenever the fucking like space ghosts find that were fucked The ghosts from John Carpenter's ghost of Mars Nuclear Armageddon could happen tomorrow Every trace of big and round will be wiped clean from this existence

Big pizza still on the way to Saturn Yeah Unless somebody made big and round a fucking thing in the sky or whatever That's the only thing playing on the golden record that we launched in the six days The whale Oh, dude. You're like inventing a fucking new form of acceleration in space so I can catch up to the Voyager and change out the record. What's, I have a, dude, I have a Billy question.

What's something that we, we've done that we would send in space on that golden record instead of that stupid fucking humans going like, hi, what's up? What's up, play? I just, that, I kind of assumed that's what they were. I don't know what the fuck they. I think it's like classical music. It's like classical music. It's just classical music. There's nobody going like, what's up, brother?

No, it's like a brief introduction. It is. No, there is a brief introduction. But it's like, there's nothing else to it. It's just like that. There's like music for it. There's definitely. Yeah, yeah.

That's what I mean. There's like other saying on it. Well, that's what I mean. That's fucking lame. Yeah. Like who gives a fuck? Somebody's going to find it and ignore us for dry texting. Exactly.

Dude, so real though. Like what the fuck do you? answer to the fucking guy going like, hey, we're humans. Here's some fucking music. They don't even know what music is. Hey, you can't assume that about them. I have a feeling they have something more advanced than that. They're probably listening to fentanyl out there.

No, fentanyl is here. They're probably already invented fentanyl. What are you talking about? Funny as shit, sent a record. Send a record of Mori Calliope up there. Come check us out, man. Yo, that's on, that's on side of me, bro. They're not going to find it.

Yeah, dude, the earth B-sides of fucking Bori-Klai be a little darky. B-sides is crazy. What about us? What about something that we've made, though? That PST is made. A fucking, a story. Send out a story. Oh, I was going to say, I would just send up all the analog recordings that Brendan made.

Because it would be funny shit just have Brendan's grandma, like, talking in the void of space. Everyone looking at it was like, who the fuck is it? I'd see him the king of the castle, ketamine one. That'd be fun. I reckon aliens would be likely to come down if they realized how chill we were. If they knew there was ketamine. Dude, if they knew what drugs were. Because they might not know what a drug is.

We will teach them very fast. If it has to be like one actual story, probably be Mandy's play story. I still think it's my favorite one. I like that. I like that story. That's a good one. That requires so much earth context So they would have to like come down to be like

What's the lore? Like explain us the server lore of your planet I would send probably Saustin Chicago just because it's just A bunch of fucking horrifically drunk white boys Wait you want them to be incited to kill you What? We gotta go exterminate these guys.

They're menace No, we were just drunk and like talking about shit I don't remember what that episode is like at all actually The moment I asked Nobody on that episode's remember remember that episode. Everybody loves it. The moment I said that, I just realized, I don't know what the fuck we talk about in any of these fucking videos. I would send possibly saved tidings, and then I would try to convince them that Corbyn is actually the president of the United States, and that's why

we were listening to him like that. Oh, that's not bad. You can do like an introduction, like, on the, on those, you know, the, when Warner Brothers was re-releasing, like, racist cartoons, and they were like, this cartoon is racist. We're not racist anymore. I have a baseball bobblehead that had a warning similar to that when I got it. What? It's the old Cleveland baseball team name. Oh, it was all over it because it was a player we were putting in our Hall of Fame.

But on the back of it, it straight up had a thing being like, we're not changing the name on the jersey or the logos or anything. They were products of their time. Damn. Well, I mean, it's not a product of its time. It's a product of right now. No, we're the guardians now.

No, it is a product. right now. You fucking bought it right now. No, no, no, I didn't buy it. I got it. It was a giveaway item. I went to a game because they were inducting a player I really liked as a kid. They're giving away racism at ball games? Yeah, they are. That's fucked up. Ever been to a Yankees game? That's all they do. Well, yeah, that's all they do

in Yankees games, man. What does that mean? It means that the Fourth Reich is in the Bronx. It really is. It really is. I want every Yankees fan listening right to take full offense to that. Especially you. I'm not the Yankees fan. No, no.

You know that you are. There's one you out there that we know. The girl listening to this. Anomily asks, pause, snouts, and tails was awesome, as are all the new shows and one-offs you guys release. Any other show ideas that you've had kicking around in the back of your mind but haven't taken a swing at yet?

Yes, actually. I want to, dude, I still want to do it really bad. Paranormal. Fuck, I was going to say paranormal. State Troopers, man. I want to do that really bad. That's a dream. That's like a dream show,

but that is expensive. Dude, we had so much planning going around it. So it was going to be a, it was going to be a paranormal show, like a fucking, you know, walking around ghost hunting show. It was half improv and half bits written beforehand that we would sprinkle in during the hunts.

The most important bit being. The most important bit being that we were so drunk so we could never get possessed because that would be drunk driving. You wouldn't drive a drunk car is what I said. I said we got to get fucking. We would drive a drunk gun. Yeah. It got really, really far, too.

Like, we were actually thinking about doing in 20, in 2021. We wrote down an entire thing for a Kickstarter even. Yep. We were really, really far. We even got like, we were going to buy a van. And we were going to rent a van and we were going to fuck off to make a van places and get trashed with. Where was it?

We picked a place out. We picked a couple places. We picked a place. We picked a place. place and everything. And we, uh, we had our lavalier kits. We had ghost hunting equipment, uh, like I started buying equipment. We, we, we had like optional things we wanted to add on like drones for drone shots. We even had like, we even wanted to buy these custom jumpers because we're paranormal state troopers. So, you know, it's like, oh, we're state troopers for the paranormal.

And we're going to go, we're going to go fucking hunts them. We got so far along. It's, it's, it's It's still a dream kicking around every once in a while. I know. Ghost on anything. Even if it's just like a one-off. Patreon in the description. It died. That project died because of, you know, things happening.

Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. I forgot how long ago that you guys thought I was talking about this. Yeah. Yeah, 22. That project died in 2022, right as we were literally talking about starting, like, opening up the Patreon or not Patreon. The Kickstarter. The Kickstarter for it.

Because it was going to be a really, really fucking big project. It was going to be like, yeah. What if we did it in New Zealand? No fucking shot. What the fuck is haunted in New Zealand? Dude, literally every, have you not seen how popular like tip to tip is in like foreign countries, man? Just come to New Zealand. Dude, the entire budget that we wrote out for this, it doesn't even work anymore.

Because it was a, the, oh, wait, no, I was wrong. It wasn't 20,000. It was 10,000. So the $10,000 budget dollar budget that we wanted What the fuck does this mean? Why? What do you mean what the fuck does this mean?

What does Craigslist actor $100 mean? Oh, were we, why were hiring an actor? What the fuck? I don't remember that. Was that to play me?

I don't remember. I remember like some, we vaguely talked about that. Or was it that or was it doing those like fucking really funny like reenactments that they have on like ghost adventures. Probably those reenactments. Yeah, because apparently we wrote down that we were going to do

parking lot reenactments to make them look as shitty as possible instead of like those nice ones you get from like the big ghost hunting shows. I mean, I say nice ones. They're not nice. They're kind of crap. They are. But, but pretty much every single fucking thing in this is just that that 10,000 budget is like

it probably, considering it's been five years, probably ballooned up to like double that. Yeah, well, the flights one would be fucking way more expensive right now. Yeah, $3,000 for flights, dude, fuck that. I would, there's no fucking way. Man, it was just going to be us satirizing ghost hunting shows with me, which me and Billy adore ghost hunting TV. Yeah. They're so schlocky. They're so schlocky. They're so fun. I always wanted to go ghost hunting. I bought like, dude, I remember buying a bunch of like ghost hunting manuals and shit to prepare for it like we were really deep in it we were so deep in it that we from 2021 to 2022 we were

talking about yeah man there's your answer that sucks for two of us i was gonna say i just key i saw a lot of suggestions for brenda and i'd do a wrestling show so yeah oh i did see that as well throwing that hat in the ring oh the ring that's where the fucking wrestling happens oh my god what about you cabood oh well i was agreeing with you guys you're talking about paranormal state troopers i Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All three of us can't pick it. I want to do a world of darkness one shot, but I don't think I could fit it into a timely manner because those things are a lot of fucking talking.

Obviously, mine's fucking turbo. I'd like to fucking keep doing that, but like, I just don't have time. It's like, to get it to the quality that I wanted to be at where, like, everything's very well researched and I'm not like, you know, it's, like. That was so much work, dude. Holy fucking shit. It was really fun recording. that and the other shows.

Oh my God. I had like no free time. Well, you know, like I'm more interested in the work of video game development and like the people who make it. And like a lot of, I find at least what that whole thing was about is that like a lot of gaming podcast stuff is very like, man, I love fucking fall out. From what I remember, it's mostly like reading the news, honestly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just reading the news and being like in the, in if, fucked up. Yeah, it's either reading the news or like, uh, I, you know, I just like detailed stuff, but it's just like, um, yeah, it just takes a fucking lot of time and I'm at uni at the moment, but one day. We will, we shall see. That's the thing too. Everything costs money. Like,

yeah. People don't, like, people don't realize, like, free fucking podcasts and free shows that we do all cost a lot of money. Oh, my God. There's never, there's not a single episode that doesn't cost a little bit of money. Yeah, of course. I made it all. It's all work. Or people

gotta be paid. Yeah. Dave's main man asks, what's the best Valentine's Day date idea versus most cursed Valentine's Day date idea? Easy answer, dude. Fancy restaurant. Yeah, I was gonna say nice dinner. Maybe like, you know, if temperature like permits like a nice like walk outside of a bar or something. Yeah, I was gonna say like picnic in a park on a nice day. Picnics are cute, dude. But it's Valentine's day. That's the problem. It's got to be one. It's like, you know, February and shit. Yeah, that's fucking middle of summer, bro. What are you talking about?

I hate this bullshit ass country. I hate this fake ass play. Bro, get down to the southern hemisphere. I hope you guys enjoy those tomatoes you're eating. What, the ones from New Jersey? The ones that my state is famous for growing, yeah? The garden state. The garden in my parents' backyard.

I know we get New Zealand fucking butter. Irish butter too. Irish butter. Do a little carry gold. Yeah, I'd say picnic on a warm day. if you're living the Southern Hemisphere I guess yeah restaurant is probably there I like barcrolls but that's just

that's more me thing I like I just like beer As for most curse it's got to be like what Antichrist possession double feature Your's a little more extreme than mine I was like just oh it's like I was like the movie or the act I thought you're actively being possessed I was like that's a little like Just getting possessed by the anti-crisis

Yeah no anti-crase possession double feature fought up by axe throwing Ratbox I think I think ratbox is like a really bad date idea Equething your your your fiance fucking ratma Would you like ratbox Inviting around your place and just watching like YouTube videos

It's gotta be fucking For Valentine's Day That's what I'm saying man Are we talking first date? Because that's a thing though This is Valentine's Day That did actually end a relationship of mine It's coming over watching YouTube videos

Yes So, a genuine, like, have you ever heard the, like, tourism that's like, when you get the feeling that a relationship is, like, you, the first time you question whether you want to be with someone or not is like that, that means it's over, basically. I think you're always being a downward spiral from that point. Yeah. So I had that because the girl's dating at the time. She came over, we're hanging out. And I said, oh, there's this show my friends and I were watching called Could have been Love, the Drusky fucking. reality dating show that's basically the bachelor but trashier it's very funny very good show uh ed and i

watch it like every week but could have been love was awesome there's one episode left i said oh you ever watch this show she said oh yeah i love that blank just one and i just held my head in my hand i was like i didn't watch the finale and that's what i got that first pang of like maybe i don't like this person as much as i thought that's what didn't like fucking spoiling some shit i fear enough i guess No, it was, okay, it was that if you want the actual real one. She was asking me something about it. Because we had only been dating for a couple weeks, so it was not serious. She's asking me something about myself I was, like, talking about it.

She interrupted me to start a new conversation. That was the actual thing that did it. Ooh, that is pretty. That is a red flag. Yeah. It's like you don't ask the question for like, I think to actually hear what someone this is. It's just to like. Progressive conversation and give you more opportunity to talk.

Yeah, it's the listening versus waiting to. talk thing. Yeah, exactly. I have ADD, so I talk over all the time. I've noticed this about me, and I don't mean to do it, but I always do it. I mean, it's different social situations. If you ask a question, you should wait until someone's finished answering before you start talking again, because it's like the point of asking the question is to get the answer. But like, you know, you can talk over people and fucking like when we're just having conversations if you've got something else to add. Yeah, you can just kind of jump in there and just start doing whatever. Especially if there's more of

one person. Yeah, you just kind of like, get rid in there. Let me start talking about my obsession. Yeah, like, you know, because you could just go whenever. Disfunctional marriage where one party keeps trying to talk over the other to get a bit in. Just get a guy, like nobody else is in the room. Just an escalating bit.

They're just like trying to do a bit and then like, honey, I think, no, no, no, no, I got one more bit, I got like, check this out, check this out, like nobody else is listening. Amy else? I don't know, everybody was too scared to talk over each other. Cammer reminded us about our manners. I always do you can make it up to here.

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