Please Stop Talking - Gomco Throw (feat. SuperRAD & Punk Duck) | Please Stop Talking

Episode Date: July 21, 2023

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and I couldn't be more excited. Catch you all there. I thought bricked up was like when you gotta go shit. No. That's when you're penis hard. That's when you're super hard and boned. That's so wet. But people say like, oh, I gotta shit bricks. People don't say, oh, I am.

See, that's what I thought. That's what I thought. Yeah. That makes sense. Well, shit bricks and being bricked up are two. They don't have to be related just because they both use bricks. Like, that's not a rule. But they should.

It should not. It also has nothing to do with shit bricks is like freaking out. I mean. or being scared sometimes sometimes i just have to real bad sometimes not the way i'm sometimes what do you mean i was stopping what's wrong with you uh i don't know what to tell you dude i'm i'm sick but there was a tornado warning just like a few minutes ago we're gonna die we got the tornado warning like 20 times here and my partner was like oh we need coffee filters so we drove out into the middle of the storm to go get coffee filters and timmy's it's a timmy what do you mean what's a Timmy's? Tim Horton. He doesn't know what that is.

Sorry, but he's racist. Sorry, we have, like, we have, like, restaurants here, so I'm not familiar with this. No, you don't. I've been there. You do not have restaurants. You've been here. You've been to Belgium? Oh, no, you're not American.

Oh, no. I'm American. No, we have fucking restaurants here. Billy, talk about country fried steak. That shit rocks. Oh, I had a country fried steak. That was tight. Dude, American had a country fried steak. That was tight. Dude, American diners are the fucking best.

And I've been to Chicago, and I had Portillo's, and I shit my brains out. Portillo's is pretty good. Billy remembers this. We were at Portillo's, and I was the first one to order. Oh, you did? What is a Portillo's? It's like a hot dog place. It's a really famous Chicago.

Yeah, Chicago Dollars, baby. It's a Chicago hot dog place. It's very famous famous they also have like cake shakes and those are fucking oh we have a gazillion calories i i remember though because we were all like oh this is our first time going to portillo's like let's try it out and then ed just got his food and went to eat immediately because he didn't want to wait for anyone because he's a piece of shit yeah i was really hungry and by like i got my order and they finished my order really quick for some reason i ate the entire fucking thing before anyone else got their order and then you shit yourself i guzzled that

bitch and then i just looked at charlie and i went oh i have to leave and bro for the for like the next hour i think for the entire time everybody was here, I was shitting. We were eating, and I was right next to Manny, and Manny and I, we kept being like, dude, is Ed okay? What's up with Ed? You shit for fucking hours.

We would be like, yo, dude, if you're going to the bathroom, can you check on Ed? And people would come back and be like, he's fine. They'd be like, he's fine. He's still pooping. They'd be like, he's fine. It sounds like a drum roll in there. He wasn't ready for American hot dog establishments. Yeah, like what did the hot dog do

to you? It ruined my fucking colon. That's what it did to me. What did you get on your hot dog? Did you get like a spicy, the spicy peppers? The peppers? I'm not even sure. I mean, is it a hot dog place? Because I got like a... Yeah. I mean, they have burgers. They said it was a hot dog place.

It's a hot dog place. It is a hot dog place. None of us are from Chicago. Because I got the main thing. I swear it was like a really wet sandwich. Oh, you got a... Yeah, I got the Italian beef sandwich. Italian beef. You got Italian beef. And bro, the jalapenos made that entire bitch wet as fuck no sandwich the sandwich sandwich and then no

italian beef is a sandwich that is literally dipped in fucking sauce before they oh my god yeah and and dude i don't know what it was but i bet it was something to do with the jalapenos because that shit had so many fucking jalapenos and i and like i downed the whole thing because i'm an idiot i'm a glizzy guzzler you are you are a glizzy dude i fucking love it's a bit bigger than a fucking glizzy it's pretty fucking big i'm actually stunned i managed to eat that whole fucking thing in that short time it's like a giant fucking log you disgusting creature hey speaking of giant logs you should have seen the toilet jesus oh dude speaking of giant logs we should probably introduce the guest oh right oh rad how we usually introduce the guest is uh you say your name you say your pronouns and then you say which continent you'd wipe off the map go okay that's uh i'm hey i'm super rad my pronouns are he him um america don't don't oh you he did it no dude you fell for the classic wonder what's the what. What's wrong with that? What's wrong with wiping out?

No, I'm American. What the fuck? That's like 25%. Hey, that's my friend. You can lose one for the greater good. Ontario motherfuckers always say shit like that. What do you mean?

They'll always be like, it's just one. It's just one American. That's like nothing. Yeah, it's me. I'm sorry. I'm a big guy. For you.

For you. Just literally, you just... For you. Oh, my God. You literally just have to go across the border for like a couple days. I could do that really easy. We wipe... Yeah.

We wipe it across. You're done. I'll just jump on the lake. Yeah. In Canada in a couple hours. Ontario's like super close to New York too. I don't even know what part of Canada is on the other side of this lake. Dude, where is he? Where are you getting all this

information about 10? What do you mean? Why do you think he's from New York? I don't. He just said he's from Cleveland. I'm just letting him know. New York is not close to Cleveland. You think he's like random states, like, oh, you're from Maine, huh? You think I don't know your name. You think I don't know where 10 lives.

You thought I was a terrorist. I'm in his walls. I didn't think you were a terrorist. I told you I was. You didn't think he was a terrorist, to be fair. I came to you straight up. I said, hey, why does it say that you're suspected of terror it's close it's adjacent suspicion doesn't mean you did the act oh my god yeah exactly look at

oj simpson hey whoa oh my god he definitely did not do it for sure yeah i'm excited for in like a couple years baby once ten is like once the charges drop ten's gonna release a book called if i did it if i did it and it's about like it's about like jfk being shot in the head or something and then uh did you know what the fucking funniest part of that book is yeah they sued him uh and didn't let him put it out like the family of the people that were killed and then they put the book out because they had the rights to it. And they put a tiny little subtitle under it where it's like, yeah, I did it. Wait, what? I don't know if it was that book.

It was OJ's book. Wait, what? OJ's book was not released by him. It's got like a fucking, hold on. I need to fact check myself. Are you serious? Yeah, this is real. My entire life, I thought he released it.

He did release it. What do you mean? Oh, no, no. It was a book called If I Did It. Yeah, If I Did It. He tried to fucking put it out. He did. Yeah, it's by O.J. Simpson.

No, did they not fucking... If I Did It is a book about where he literally says how he allegedly did the murder. Insane concept. Wait, hold on. I'm looking at this right now it says with exclusive commentary he did it i'm not making that up that sounds like a gag at the book by the goldman family yeah i'm looking at it oh yeah by the goldman family there's no there's no way he put this book out himself and included commentary about how he literally says by oj simpson and no he wrote it but he didn't he didn't put it out.

The versions I'm seeing are published by Fred Goldman and Kim Goldman. What the fuck? The audiobook is narrated by the Goldman family. What the fuck? Because he didn't put it out himself. They got the rights to it for something or something or other, and they were like, we're going to put it out. We're going to put the fucking subtitle on it.

He did it. Who are they? The people that he murdered. No way. No, the fucking family of the people that he allegedly killed. Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson were the ones that were brutally murdered.

By a mysterious invader. And they put out the book? Yeah. They put out the book, and they narrated the audio book. i'm losing what the fuck that is insane they revived fucking john goldman's skeleton to record the audiobook they held them up with strings like they did for iggy pop at that one concert last week wait what what happened to iggy pop he's like 90 years old it's's a seven hour long audio book narrated by the entire family and different other people

that help with editing. What the fuck? I actually got invited to that, but I missed out on the recording session. Would you guys get to narrate the I did it confessions of the killer audio book if it wasn't the Goldman family.

I think having OJ Simpson do it would be really funny. Angry Joe. Angry Joe? Yeah, why not? We have a good opportunity. We get an Audible sponsorship back. And, hear me out, we recommend this book and we make our own version

of the audiobook. We just lie? You're gonna make me lie about the juice? It's loose. We can't. The juice is loose. If it's loose, you can't pick it back up, put it back in. What is wrong with you?

Can I record the bit where he says, hey, put that down. That's my lucky stabbing glove. Did he say that? Yeah, in the courtroom. it was very brave there's one thing i know about oj is that he's very brave there's one thing i know about oj and it's people like to spread rumors about the guy fucking leave him alone he didn't do it but if he did why is everybody so fucking on his back all the time leave him alone because he never won a ring. Six Pro Bowls, like Hall of Fame, but never won a ring.

I don't know, man. I don't even... What did OJ... What was OJ playing? Was he... No, he was an NFL player. Yeah, he played the football. Ed, are you going to talk poorly about OJ Simpson and his 23,000 career rushing yards?

I thought he was an NBA player. I don't know why. You thought he played basketball? I don't know. No, he played for the Buffalo Bills. He was in the Naked Gun. Yeah, he stopped playing football because of the thing. Oh, okay.

From the beginning of when I started having like conscience that, not conscience, that's not what I meant. I remember when I had conscience. The only time I knew that he was alive, like the start of that,

was because of the OJ Simpson trial. Literally the trial. I did not know before that. He played for the Buffalo Bills. What? He played for the Bills? Yeah. Do you guys think if he took OJ's career all-purpose yards

and put them back-to-back, would he have gone further or shorter than the Whiteford Bronco chase? I don't know what you said. I have no idea what that means. Can you like rephrase that? So you know a yard, right? It's like a meter.

I like Josh Allen. So if you took all of the yards that OJ got in his NFL career, do you think it would be longer or shorter distance than when he was driving in his Ford Bronco? Oh my God. What? The police chase. They chased him?

I'm going to say longer. You haven't seen it? oh my god rad what the fuck do you not know oh i'm sorry is this an american heritage moment like yeah i know why do you know that because it's fucking funny as shit sales for white ford broncos went up so fucking much oh is that the that's what south park made fun of that one time. Yeah. Where he's in, like, the tiny Bronco or whatever. Also, just cultural osmosis just in general?

Bro, I... The only thing I ever knew about the O.J. Simpson trial for the longest period of time was the South Park episode that made fun of it. Like, that was it. I knew nothing else.

Dude, mine was really weird because how I found out about that shit was through... Are you guys familiar with a comic strip? Not a comic book called Foxtrot. No. Does anyone know this?

It's like a family comic strip and they just... It's like fucking pop culture, whatever. Oh, yeah. And they kept talking about the fucking OJ Simpson trials. And I was like, what the fuck did Homer do? I genuinely thought it was like Homer Simpson the whole time because I was like six years old when this was going on. No fucking way

they talked about OJ Simpson. Dude, everything talked about OJ Simpson. It was huge. Yeah, we're talking about it now. Is this what fucking true crime podcasters do all day? Yeah, exactly. But much worse. We do it better. We do it better because we talk about cum and then we talk about oj simpson i i haven't stood up and clapped for oj simpson i was looking

for like the foxtrot thing that you're talking about and i found uh zootopia porn somehow let's go when did uh when did in 94 was when he was arrested and charged with the murders but in 2007 he was arrested and charged with armed robbery and kidnapping he sold his heisman trophy if i remember right to pay his bail and then he was convicted of 33 years in prison dude what i didn't know he got caught again no now he sits on twitter and responds to things and all of them are like five minute videos and he opens it with what's up twitter? He was only released like two years ago in 2021. What?

He was on Twitter. Oh yeah, he served his sentence at the Lovelock Correctional Center near Lovelock, Nevada. Oh dude, Lovelock love. He got parole in 2017. Thanks, Ed. Don't worry, he's mad. Why did he go to jail though?

He was convicted for for armed robbery what i think once he got cleared of that he was like man i'm on a hot street i'm gonna commit more crimes he can get away with anything yeah that's so funny i mean i guess if you murdered somebody and got away with it i mean allegedly allegedly allegedly yeah allegedly we don't know if this is true we're not a we're like a if we're gonna act like a true crime podcast we got to say allegedly more or else we're gonna get sued and i'm gonna hit you with the uh allegedly but also really no no no no no allegedly not allegedly he also played for the niners you could get a niner simpson jersey would be funny why would that be for one year and then he quit to start acting what would you

rather wear at a funeral 10 that shirt or a game grump shirt that still has jauntron on it oh my god a funeral what a funeral i'd rather wear the football jersey honestly did you ever see that that video someone made of the game grumps opening but it's like it's like hey i'm grump and then it's like john tron comes in but he's doing the destiny interview or whatever it's insane people that's because people don't care anymore i'm gonna be real we're cutting all of this right no it's because usually when i send death threats to a fellow YouTube creator, Billy's like,

oh, man. Not yet. You death threaded him? Not yet. We're getting there. We'll cut that part when you do it. Yeah, we'll cross

that gene pool when we get there. Oh, my God. Worst case scenario, we get a classic ad that says something that gets censored for 45 seconds

then we all laugh at them. And then we're all like, haha, oh, you card. And then people in the Discord think he said something so much worse than he actually said. He usually does, honestly. It really goes above and beyond. People's imaginations on what you

are willing to say run rampant. It's crazy. It's like how people imagine what OJ Simpson actually did when he actually didn't do anything. to say it's crazy i've seen it it's like it's like how people imagine it's like people imagining like what oj simpson actually did when he actually didn't do anything no he no he wrote a book don't look at the don't look at the commentary track don't look at the commentary track i'm so excited in 50 years from now you're gonna write a book tired and famous no i'm gonna write a book called if i said it oh please do the commentary he did it he definitely said it that's all i'm

saying jesus it's gonna be it's gonna be like uh like a first edition first edition published by john tron and it's just no he said it no we're moving on john's never gonna work with you after your death threats oh no i love. No, I love Clock Tower. I'm sorry, Jon. I'll buy the new Clock Tower remake or whatever. Wait, did he make Clock Tower? Did he make the horror game? Yeah, the survival horror game.

People started talking about it, and now it's getting a remake. Yeah. Wow, thanks, JonTron. It was like 10 years ago. Thank you for that, despite what you said about the gene pool. Hey, JonTron, what do you think of the Jallo influences in the video game Clock Tower? The what influence? The Jallo.

Oh, my God. Go ahead, get him started. What's the Jallo? Jallo means yellow. Oh, my, wait. And it's a type of horror movie that... Oh, my God. It's a subgenre of horror.

I love horror. Yeah. Why did you have such a visceral reaction to Billy saying it means the word yellow? I thought it was like- Oh God. I thought it was like a racist term or something. Oh my God. Yeah.

What is the reputation that we have? We're not, dude, this is not a racist podcast. Do you want me to tell you what the reputation I have of you in my head? We literally kissed. We did not kiss. Dude, this is so weird. Oh oh my god we actually did though what are you talking about we got close and then we didn't no okay wait wait okay wait how drunk was I you were fucking done oh okay okay this is new information to me okay okay so let's let's go back a bit okay we both went to

you we both went to you mad we did go to you mad is a it's a fighting game tournament that is hosted in montreal it the good thing about that entire weekend was that alcohol was permitted in the venue it was awesome and uh oh my god what are you having a hard time saying like i was there the entire time i was i mean i i you were trashed saturday i was yeah no i drank but you were beyond. Oh, yeah. I had a feeling. I had a feeling you guys had fun because I woke up to a missed call from Rad that lasted eight hours. Oh, when we were in the bar. Yeah.

That's what I was going to talk about. We got trashed. I can't remember what happened because I was also trashed. All I remember is at one point we got into the, we went to a bar separate from the fucking venue. Yeah, we sharked you for a round of the fucking venue yeah we sharked you for a round of shots yeah you sharked me for a fucking round of sharks you what does that mean we didn't do you not want to know what sharking is no okay well it doesn't matter because we didn't shark

them but like sharking is like um where you pretend to be bad at something and then you make a bet and then you're really good at it so you win oh yeah it a way it's like it's like they do in the movies where they're like a ball in a cup but but just to be clear this game was completely luck no it's completely it's completely fucking random it's like a dice game either way we did shots and we talked about my cock a lot i thought you talked about my cock they did talk about my cock a lot. I thought you talked about my cock. They did talk about your cock a lot. To be fair, everybody talked about everybody's cock. It was so fucking big. Different cock talk.

Dude, XR players will just talk about wieners. They're wieners. You're wieners. I love cock and ball. I learned so much about Ed's dick that I never knew about. I actually, you thought I was lying lying i thought you were lying you called him a pedophile you called you said he had a fucked up little like gremlin dick that got like messed up with the scissors it was crazy oh man only you'd be surprised which one of those is

true either way at one point we were both like, oh, that's exactly why we called you. I kept telling him like, no, Ed has a fucked up dick. Call him right now. We're going to have him show it? Yeah, that's right. No, I mean, I was kind of hoping, but. He would have. He would have.

I kept being like, no, dude, call Ed right now. Go on Discord and call Ed. And then you were like, erm, okay. I don't think I said erm't i don't think i said i don't think you literally you put your you put your pinky finger on your lips and went i would never do that i woke up i woke up to like i woke up to a missed call and like tons of pleading emojis for us it's not what happened for us we were just like both staring drunkenly like completely yeah you thought i picked up because it went full screen it went it went full screen and then we could just see our faces in his phone and we were both looking at the screen and we kept yelling

like ed show us your cock show us your penis me your penis! Show us your penis, Ed! For like a solid 15 to 20 minutes, we just thought you were actually there and I kept being like, dude, text him. Tell him to answer. Tell him to answer us. We can't hear him. His mic doesn't work. And then we were both like, we both

put the phone next to our ears to try to hear you for super long. Because we assumed you were talking. We thought you were talking. Hit the fucking mic. We thought you were shy. I don't want to talk about my fucked up penis. Go away.

I didn't leave it on for eight hours either. It was like 10 minutes. Yeah, no, it was like for 15 minutes. We got really bored. Oh, it was at 8 a.m. Yeah, yeah, really bored. It was at 8am. They called me at 8am. Like 8am your time. For us it was like midnight.

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slash pstpod and you can get an extra three months free expressvpn.com slash pstpod i uh i i should mention that that's not the first time that's ever happened to me because that happened when i was like like the whole circumcision thing you guys know that happened to me when i was like 15 and in europe in europe being circumcised is like not very common celebration you got it at 15 yeah like when you knew you didn't have to type thing or like i i it was like an aesthetic thing yeah they don't call ed famosas jones for no reason damn right so i was like you know i was all the rage uh in high school because everybody's like oh my god that's the circumcised guy that's the guy that's got the fucked up dick yeah yeah i mean they didn't know about the botched part they just knew it's circumcised

was that was that like a plus to people what that it's circumcised yeah was that like legitimately a bro i i was dude i was like a fucking like what do you call it no not a legend you walk the halls you walk the halls every buddy points at you says you fucking lad yeah but no i was like um like girls were like so oh my god so so what's the deal with that i heard that means you come way more and i'm like absolutely not yes yes're right. Is that a thing? What are you going to fucking drown them? You're going to drown them? Why did you do that?

That was me. That was me. You don't one. You don't come more until it feels worse for you. Apparently after. Well, as a man that's had. You've experienced both. Yeah, exactly. I'm old enough.

Like I got. I got it at 15. So I remember both. And let me tell you, circumcised is the way to go. I'm sorry. You should really circumcised is the way to go i'm sorry you should really circumcising your kids absolutely dude it's bold wow no like bro even like literally just for the aesthetics of it like it's so much better and also but like the the main factor is hygiene it is so much easier to clean my cock and get through all my oh my god just wash your foreskin just watch it you would no i know i i'm saying it's easier i'm saying it's

easier it's it's not hard to begin with it it takes like no time how much skin you got how much skin you got and also i should mention i i'm like i don't know how common this is but i'm a misconception is that i'm not circumcised i'm half circum i still have like half of the half of the skin left what the fuck does that mean that's what i said he's botched half circum it's not botched it's bot the Clown over here with his little weird mole rat. There's no way that's a real thing. Partial circumcision. Benefits, risks, recovery, procedure.

I got a Prius. You got a partial, dude. Oh, you did get a partial. Dude, you're a little fucking wiener's poodling. Did you get the Gomko clamp? The Mogan clamp? The what? The Plastivel technique? Wait, wait, wait. fucking wieners poodling did you get the gomko clamp the mogan clamp the what the plastabel technique wait wait wait is there multiple ways to get circumcised i got it i got an octogated

foreskin he's getting if you got the gomko clamp at birth the foreskin and head of the penis are connected by a thin membrane this technique uses a probe to separate the foreskin from the head of the penis oh my god that sounds like a fucking thing justin roiland would make up for his shows the gomko clamp it does sound like it doesn't it first you get the plumpus in the gomko or did you or did you get the mogen clamp i mean i got this the mogen clamp salty Portugal and i'm gonna be real we still don't have working water so i just had like a guy show up and just cut my skin off that was it i got scalped man that's it

what way cheaper than getting it in belgium though and i think i know why it's botched a stranger came into your home and just it wasn't even It wasn't even a stranger. It was a family friend. Dude wasn't even a doctor. What? A family friend? Did your parents know? I know. I know you're lying. I know you're lying. I'm actually not lying. You went to a hospital. I know. The bit where I said the dude wasn't even a doctor was a joke, but the guy

who did it is a family friend. He's been friends with my dad since forever. He's retired now. He owns a vineyard. It was really funny whenever whenever i had cock related problems going to his office and just to be like a massive troll he had a big like bookcase in his office with different molds of different cocks one of them was like really fuzzy one of them had like a handcuffs around it and every time i looked at it i was like you got any new ones it was like nah let me see your dick what oh my what they do with it and they let you keep it i think you were hanging out with a serial And I was like, you got any new ones? And he was like, nah, let me see your dick. What?

Oh my god. What'd they do with it? And they let you keep it? I think you were hanging out with a serial killer. Like, that's fucking crazy. No, he's like a penis surgeon. Yeah, a penis surgeon. You said he had molds of cocks with like handcuffs and shit. Yeah, dude.

Fucking, my dentist has molds of teeth in his office. He's not a serial killer. Yeah, I feel like that's different. I feel like this dude's like dressing up the cocks. Like it's. No. He's not dressing up the cock. What's the handcuffs for?

Whatever you want. Look, man. You got to be a little bit fucking weird to specialize into something like the cock and balls or like the teeth. Like you. You don't know that. Maybe it's a lucrative like occupation. No, it is, dude.

My dad was paying out the ass for my fucking circumcision. Really? Yeah. He kept making me come back like all they i could do i could do circumcisions that shit's fucking easy get the scissors i mean apparently it's not look at it it did not i guess it's not that easy they let me listen to um 2013 chill step gamer mix while i got operated on so there's no way there's no fucking way you were 15 listening to fucking chill step gamer yes he was getting your pot he was of course what do you mean there's no way there's no way who does

that it was prime time i because like fucking they rolled me out to the operating table were you hard during it well not yet were you breaking were you breaking they were gonna give me local anesthetic and i was like hey i don't want to i want to be completely zoned out of this you guys mind if i listen to music while you go to town on my cock and then they're like yeah sure go for it i was a really cool 15 year old so i was listening to chill step 2013 mix let me find it no you don't need to find it you don't you know we're good i don't know if I want to listen to your fucking circumcision playlist. I found it, brother. I found it.

I'll put it in guests. I listen to gaming video game soundtracks. You were listening to Dubstep when they cut your cock? That's the playlist. It still has the little bar. Yeah, from mom music. If you guys want to find out how long the operation was,

let me click on it. The operation was... It still lists which song I stopped at. How? How does it still know? You have to have just listened to this again. He keeps it in his liked or recommended. Every time I go for another consultation...

It's nostalgic. Wait, wait, wait it this is going somewhere okay the operation was 27 minutes long there yeah um but yeah like the the whole point of this was just for me to say a fucking you know yeah you guys saying like ed let me see your cock let me see your weird cock fun fact weird cock was my nickname for the rest of high school. To be fair, that's on you. Yeah, I believe it too. But it was weird cock spelled like this. Like we tried to make it like a Dutch word.

Yo, W-E-E-R-D K-O-K Radio. W-E-E-R-D And when we had like our senior prom, we were like, oh my god, we're never gonna see each other again. Every time I went to the fucking bathroom, we always did like a squad piss or a squad poop whoa and if we were valid you know

what do you mean what do you mean valid sometimes you just gotta shit and piss i'm a shy pisser whenever we were at the urinals yeah if there was a single dip in the conversation one of them would just lean over and start going ed show me your cock. Come on, man. I'm never going to see it at this point. Just show me your fucking cock. Yeah, man. Come on. Show us your cock. Did you?

No. What do you mean? What's the point of having a fucked up cock if you're not going to show it to anybody? Because it was a public bathroom. With your butt? With the boys? Yeah. But there was so many people there.

Our school was massive. Oh, my God. Grow up. Was there other people in the bathroom with you? Yes, yes. You're never going to see them again. It's fine. Yeah.

I should have done it. You should have done it. It would have just been collateral. Because then for the rest of their life, they're just going to go to... Sometimes they would just go to bed probably looking at the fucking ceiling and thinking like,

what did that guy at prom's cock look like? No, no, no. They, I mean, I guess now they're thinking that, eh?

They're like, what was it like? Not even my friends, just the guys that were there. Why did they want to see his cock? You don't even know who they are. They're just like, what the fuck was up with his cock?

Was it good? Was it bad? If you ever have a high school reunion, you got to show them. You got to like get it out of the way. Yeah. You got to be like, hey guys,

I got something special. I think it was 2015. Yeah, it would be like the 10 year anniversary in two years. Oh, in two years. Oh,

two years. You got two years to get revved up and prepared. Revved up, bricked up. Get bricked up, baby. I got two years to play

the most awful prank in the world and just get it reversed and tell them that it never happened that would be fucking crazy you got a unique cock man your dick pics would be a commodity you get uncircumcised why did you say that like a life coach like hey come on man don't give up you got a really weird looking cock keep going keep going man you're You're doing good. Can you actually, though? I don't think so. Can you get it uncircumcised?

You can get it uncircumcised. You can get it reversed. You can buy foreskin. Do you know how I know you can get it reversed? Did they ask you? Because a family member of mine who will remain a nonny mouse, but I am related to this guy.

He had the same problem I had. He had alphamosis, but his operation was actually botched. So he got the operation. Wait, was yours not botched? No, they call it botched because I got the 50% off. I got the halfie, yeah.

Yeah, I got the fucking halfie. Did you pay like half? Like, was the price 50% cut too? What do you call it? Yeah, I got the turtleneck operation. The turtleneck operation? But no, I mean, I don't fucking know how was the price 50 cut what do you call it the yeah i got the turtleneck operation the turtleneck operation but no i mean i don't fucking know how much the price was it sounds like a command grab it's real bro it's real terminology it's not it is look look look i'm not googling gum co-client you don't have to. I posted it. Oh, that's what partial circumcision is.

You got the Mogan clamp, the gum coke clamp. Oh, yo, WebMD.com got everything for real. They're putting Mongo clamp in Tekken.

Mongo clamp. Who invented the Mongo clamp? No, it's the wood guy. The wood guy? Yeah, Mokujin. Oh, come on, guys. Get with the time.

Get real. You said the mongo clam like a tony hot skater move you grind on some dude's dick give him a partial circumcision that was the worst part about the operation being awake for it and feeling the like it didn't hurt but you could feel something sharp running along your cock that part wasn't fun like fucking like like that one fatality kung lao does where he like circumcises you does he yeah he does no way yeah mk1 is really really oh my god why did they call it that they did it i'm literally on web and gomko clan i'm literally talking to dr circumcision and he told me jonathan circumcision that that's called the gungo Clan. I didn't... Gungo...

Gungo... That's like a Star Wars thing. I don't think I had any... It is! It is a fucking Star Wars thing. I just had a guy like hold the tip of my cock and then cut my skin off.

It wasn't all that. Gungo Clamp is supposed to show up in Rogue Two. The sequel to Rogue One. Do you know what the benefits of partial circumcision are? A weird cock. Yeah. And also you have less chance of of partial circumcision are? A weird cock. Yeah.

And also, you have less chance of getting penis cancer. Good for you. Yep. Less skin. And UTIs. And also, it's a natural lubrificant. So, I don't have to spit on my cock as much. It's pretty nice.

Is that the term, lubrificant? It's lubrificant. But this guy doesn't know what pre is. Lubrificant? Are you just... English 51st language or whatever it's but but this guy doesn't know what pre is lubrificant hey you just english 51st language order it's on dude we should have we should start doing clamp tribalism hey you guys a bunch of fucking mogan heads that sounds wrong dude that sounds bad i got the full deal i'm done dude and they did it properly gomko for life i yeah i don't i don't know which one i have those like gomko i thought it was gomko is it gomko no it's like gomko

gomko yeah gomko i and that's gomko fuck you oh no okay so all that so these are actually like the three main ones that they use for partial or full. Mogan, Gomco, and the Plastibel device. Wait, I'm being serious. I'm pretty sure Gomco is a move that E-Honda has. I don't think it is. Can you imagine tuning in to this?

They're talking about the Gomco. What are these? They're gunking. I'm going to send this episode to my dad. I'm going to tell him to send it to our family how does this thing perform a circumcision like explain this to me like look at this whoa what the fuck what is that i don't know i don't know how it works it looks like it's gonna twist the tiger cock off yeah it's like a fucking that's horrifying we gotta get one for each of us and

then just take shots off of these do you you ever see those devices in spy movies where they put the big circular thing on glass and then just turn it and it opens a hole? It's like that. A glass cutter? I could see Tom Cruise performing a fucking circumcision. That's the Plastibel device. It is. Oh my God.

It is. And then here, wait, wait, wait. Here's the Gomco clamp. That's the Gomco clamp. Oh my God. That looks terrifying. It is. It looks like a paper, wait, wait. Here's the Gomko clamp. That's the Gomko clamp. Oh my god! That looks terrifying. It is. It looks like a paper buncher. Guys, which one of these

looks familiar, Ed? Tell me. Guys, I pulled up Event Hubs and I pulled up E-Honda. I was right. Oh my god! No way! E-Honda can fucking Gomko throw. Holy shit! E-Honda can grab you. holy shit never let ihonda grab you please god you're gonna wake up with a fucked up cock that's the gungo grass buddy if you

tech it he only partially circumcised he botches it there's no fucking way. He does not have a fucking move called the Gomko. Isn't E. Honda supposed to be a doctor? No, he's a restaurant owner. Yeah, you're thinking of Dr. Faust. Chonko Stu. Dr. Faust would do a really good circumcision. Which would he use?

I think we literally spent like 30 minutes talking about circumcisions it's important the fucking OJ Simpson to circumcision pipeline they sound similar that's why we got on it

oh Simpson circumcision what kind of circumcision do you think OJ has ask him on twitter and make a 5 minute video about it oh wait wait wait, wait. Does he have a Twitter? Yeah, and he never types anything up. They're all like five minute videos of a 70 something year old man just rambling at his phone.

Dude, his DMs are over. Ask him. Ask him if he... Ask him, but to make sure that he's comfortable telling you, you should tell him how yours is first. Don't you a real big fan of him on the bills? I am willing to DM OJ Simpson and ask him about his circumcision. Oh my gosh. Guys, guys, I'm looking.

Don't tell me he has a Mongo move. I'm looking at Faust's moves on Guilty Gear. Oh my god, the Logan. No. What the fuck? I'm looking at Faust's moves on Guilty Gear. Oh my god, the Mogan Scarecrow! No! What the fuck? They were down a fucking fighting game circumcision rabbit hole. There's no way. There's no way that you found two fucking moves.

There's no way. The Mogan Scarecrow. Dude, what the fuck? Why do they... Why do so many fighting game characters fucking... You act... I'm actually shocked i'm shocked i get fast because he's a doctor but why the fuck like he's a sumo wrestler why but he literally yells it when you do it's good don't do the ex when you don't do the ex command throw he goes gob go oh my god when you wait when you google gomko you you see the fucking gomko clamp technique

gomko throw bro there's no way yeah i search gomko throw i get the clamp ed quick try to find the plastabel technique oh my god it's a zangief move in street fighter 2 hang on what is this how the fuck is this happening because he's lying this is so right what no the gunko throw is real he made he didn't make that i don't think did you are you making these no i'm trying to find one that has the plasterbell technique because surely there should be a third one the trilogy wait okay look at king Oh, good call. I wasn't interested in playing Fast or Honda until this conversation.

It's a trap. Don't play them. No, dude. Headbutts. They're funny. Wait. Ed, are you fucking with us? Wait. No. He won't play X-Ray. He refuses. Damn, are you fucking with us? Dude. Dude, hang on.

I gotta find the Plastabell technique. He's fucking with us dude hang on I gotta find the plastic belt technique oh he's fucking with us god damn it yeah that's what I was fucking saying rad goes it's called the oi cho throw god damn it

you fucking bastard you fucking bastard I'm so bad come on i wanted you guys to wait till i got the third one before you figured it out and i already figured the third one what's the third one oh my god guys i'm looking at ky15 look at this one plastic belt technique who who is that who is that it It's Sylvie Paula Paula. What's A and C, dude?

She's got the plastic belt technique. You're so awful, dude. I can't believe I believed it, too. I'm so mad at myself. Where's the... I can't believe... I mean... I fell for the propaganda. The gum co-thrower.

The gum co-thrower. God damn it. When she does it, she does it she does this stop that's so funny yo holy fuck duck hunt dog got a fucking his up hair is a fucking plaster bell throw

duck hunt got the if I did it technique oh my god I'm so glad that my legacy lives on inside fighting games dude genuinely oh no fucking harada followed leon and leon suspended no proof no proof fucking dude when i was at the twt finals with leon i was taking pictures with like a bunch of people and fucking that's the that stands for tech and world tour finals by the way okay and i and i took a picture with harada and it was fucking awesome and then i

was like yo leon let me send me the picture so i can tweet it and instead of leon sending me the picture he tweeted the picture saying i took a picture with harada and then harada followed Leon. Was it of you? Yes, it was of me! Get fucked! I was about to use that as my in, like, yo, Harada-san, big fan of your work. For Tekken 8, can King have a Gumpko throw? To be fair, if you don't know what Gumpko mean,

it kind of sounds cool. Are you blocked by Kamiya, though? Or Kamiya? That's the real... Oh, he unlocked everybody. blocked by Kamiya, though? Or Kamiya? That's the real... Oh, he unlocked everybody. Kamiya. Hideki Kamiya. Did he? Hideki Kamiya.

Yeah. It was a big... They did a whole big thing for whatever. I think it was SuperMegaBit. Or not SuperMega. Mega64Bit. Is he still on it? It was a Kickstarter reward for Wonderful101,

where if you pledge X amount of money, Kamiya will unblock you on Twitter. I'm still blocked. Who do you mean? What did you do? I don't remember what I did. He had this whole thing where if you asked him a question and he already answered it, you were blocked. He's really funny.

He would just start blocking people for being American. That's really fucking funny. That's so good. I used to would just start blocking people for being American. Yeah. He's really fucking funny. That's so good. I used to have Yoko Taro following me, and then he stopped following me for some reason. I don't know why. I wasn't posting enough aspects or something. I swear, dude. You know what?

I feel that, too. You should post more aspects. I know. I know. Where's that pussy? I gotta finish my 2B cosplay. Then he'll follow me again. Oh, dude.

Either way, all this to say like we kissed well yeah I forgot about that when did we at the end of the night we were really fucking drunk and we kept playing gay chicken in front of your girlfriend and my husband we kept playing gay chicken

I do that all the time man I do that whenever I get drunk the problem is that you're playing gay chicken with a gay man so i play gay chicken with straight men and we still kiss it just happens no we yeah but you didn't have to grab me there i grabbed you where did i grab you what do you mean i did not grab you anyway that's that's rad's autobiography if i grabbed if i grabbed if i grabbed them i kissed two dudes on that trip that's rad's autobiography if i grabbed it if i grabbed if i grabbed them i kissed two dudes on that trip that's crazy yeah okay brag about it who was the other one wait who was the other one my buddy i i saw my buddy that week uh that weekend and he had a friend that came and like

tagged along with him and he was like super hyper like anarcho-capitalist like misogynist it was super weird uh and like i i kept i don't remember what i said but i was pissed drunk and we were like saying goodbye and i was like i don't remember what he said but he's like i bet you won't kiss me and i was like okay and then he did and he just like came up on me and kissed me so i have two dudes on that weekend it was super weird at least i was at least i was first no you weren't you were second sorry oh motherfucker i think we can finish yeah unfortunately that's so much worse i i i i would have rather you didn't tell me i'm sorry you had to know you have to be open now i now i now i have whatever the fuck that dude had anarcho-capitalist misogynist i think i think i sexually peaked

i sexually peaked in chicago when me and billy like bumped into each other in the kitchen and i went oh dude sorry and then billy grabbed me by the kitchen and I went, oh, dude, sorry. And then Billy grabbed me by the back of my head. He started pulling at my hair and started kissing me. What the fuck? I pushed him into the fridge and I held him up by his ass and I

wrapped his legs around me. We started going at each other. Is this a fantasy? I'm not joking. We actually did do that. Yeah, no, we did that did like going at each other in one way yeah we did that and then and then i i took his pants off and his little panties were there okay that part that part's not real that part's not true none of it is really fucking weird bro you don't remember were you shit faced we were we bumped into each other in the kitchen

and then we're and then i was like oh shit sorry 50 shades of fucked up cock you lunged at me you grabbed me by the back of my fucking hair and you started fucking kissing me why do you sound like you're about to cry i don't think i don't think that happened but if it did happen bro ask ask boo or cat it's. Boo, get in here. Boo, get in here. Surprise witness to the stand. Get on mic. We're recording. Get on mic. Hey, how's it going? Hi, Boo.

Can you just say, in Chicago. Can Boo hear me? Shut up, Ed. Oh. In Chicago. Stop repeating in Chicago. I'm sorry. It's in Chicago.

What the fuck? I thought that's what you were telling me to say. No. Just answer. Boo, you're ruining the bit. Answer truthfully. In Chicago, Ed is saying that at one point... In the kitchen.

In the kitchen. I came in the kitchen while he... I bumped into Ed. And then Ed and I started playing gay chicken where he picked me up. I pushed you onto the fridge and held you up by your ass. He pushed me onto the fridge, held me by my ass,

and then we started kissing. Did that happen? Well, that didn't necessarily happen. You were like, yo, what if he just kissed you? He just fucking went in for it. That's it. You really embellished that story. That's not true

I'm calling Kat right now I don't give a shit another surprise witness to the stand I'm fucking aware this is just like the OJ Simpson track she's my glove pick up woman pick up Kat Kat

Kat no Kat Kat you're on the episode. Okay. Okay, Kat, I need to ask you something. In Chicago, right? When we were with the gang and we were at the Airbnb, right? Okay. One of the days that we were there, me and Billy bumped into each other in the kitchen.

And then we had like a really hot makeout session where I pushed him onto the fridge and held him up by his ass. I remember. What? Did you just want me to confirm this? Yes, please. What?

Thank you very much. What? How do you remember it? I don't remember how it happened. I don't remember you two bumping into each other i just remember looking over and seeing some very exciting tongue action happening and yet some i yeah it was great it was this was my awakening into uh how many men you would be kissing in front of me and and was it like, I pushed him onto the fridge, right?

Like his back was against the fridge. Yes. Thank you very much. Did you lift him up? Thank you. That's all I needed. I love you, baby. Love you too.

Have fun. Hell yeah. Wow. We have two conflicting witness testimonies. Boo is full of shit because fucking while we were doing that, I could hear Cat Boo in the background go, uh, so what do we do? I don't know if that's real.

I think you're lying. No, I'm not lying. I literally just lied earlier. Oh my god. You lied earlier about Gumco. How can I trust you? He cannot inspect element the fact that he picked you up into the fridge and made out

with you. Yeah. That's how you know he's lying. He's inspect elementing my mind. I don't know if it's real. I feel like I'm getting gaslit. We were. I mean obviously but I don't remember that. Why are you drunk? Because we kept doing that Billy. We kept doing that the lol. We bumped into

each other. We should kiss and then doing it. And then this was like the sixth time it happened. So I got fucking fed up. So I pushed you onto the fridge. That's just how you're going for it. I don't know if this is real. I actually don't know. Kat says it was real.

I think, I believe Kat's testimony. Yeah, but you two, you two always lie. I promise you, this was not a good- You literally made her lie the first time we met her. She was never comfortable with that. She would have fucking fallen apart if we had actually done it.

Done what? I am the gaslighter. It's a long story. You just said he gaslit. I'm no. You're a gaslighter? But like, here's the thing. I always admit to it.

The fucking Gonko throw, once I got the Sylvie Paula Paula image in there, I wouldn't have been like, no guys, it's real. Come on. Hear me out. That's why we still haven't figured out who of all my friends shat in the fucking garden chair. You never talked about it. You never talked about that, but I've

seen the pictures and it's fucking awful. Who pooped in your chair? We don't know. I woke up one time and he was just like yo billy check this out and it was just like it's just a fucking human chair with shit on it and i was like what the fuck why do you send me this and he was just like somebody shit on it we don't know what i was like i don't give a fuck it's like 10 a.m fuck off you can spoiler it or anything no no i did i did you did not fucking ed you did not spoil it hey hey hang on i'm i can go in our dms right now i assure you you did not fucking i think i deleted it a lot of fact checking this episode what is this episode a lot of gum gumko really

fuck this up gumko i say gumko moku gin there's a lot of why do you send so much farting i'm i'm we're learning a lot hang on i gotta find where's the picture of human shit i swear i have it on my computer where's the picture of human shit but it i have it on my computer where's the picture of human shit it's i mean there's not much to the story it was literally just we went to a house party we woke up in the morning the host went what the fuck is that and it was just human shit on her garden chair that's it was it you or are you just trying to like deflect blame dude do you think yes if i did something this legendary i wouldn't own up to it no it wasn't me sadly i'd be so down to be the fucking culprit you can still make that happen you can do like you can do that

whenever you want be the change you want to see yeah exactly i can't find it because we say shit so much like we actually say shit so much dude we gotta stop talking about cock pooping it dude this is the most like fucking preschool stupid ass episode what do you guys normally fucking talk about funny story but we got sidetracked by the kissing thing all right tell a funny story right now right now funny story tell one right now? Yeah, just like, bust it out. I don't know what Billy's laughing about. He found the shit pic. I know, he found a picture of me explaining to Billy what a Canadian handshake is.

And it's just a picture of two guys docking. Is that what a Canadian handshake is? Why is that associated with us? I don't know. Because you guys are so nice. We are nice. I love how that's... Mean people would never do this. Okay, I looked up Canadian handshake.

Apparently, it's jacking off someone with a hockey glove lathered in maple syrup. Oh, my God. That's offensive. That's offensive. Oh, fact oh my god what a terrible circle to gloves hey we should do fucking disgusting we should do patreon questions what we didn't even we didn't even have one story no we did you guys fucking went to you man then you made out then you called me for eight hours no the story was we went to a bar and kiss that's not a

story yeah i mean it did happen. That's a thing that happened. I mean, it doesn't matter because we've been recording for like an hour. Oh, so fucking what? Look, man, if you want to... It's right there. Oh, God, dude. You are a happier man than me. Okay, my bad.

Dude, stop. You're ruining the vibe. Oh, I'm ruining the vibes. I'm ruining the vibes. To be fair, you keep talking about it. Wow. Okay, you. Oh, I'm ruining the vibes. I'm ruining the vibes. To be fair, you keep talking about it. Wow. Okay, you know what? I'm done. I think this guy shat in the garden chair. It was me.

I'm going to own up to that. It was me. Your friend. Yo, call your friend right now. I solved it. It was super good. I solved it. I solved it. I knew. Wait, where was it? Was it i knew wait where was it was it in chicago no this was here in belgium yeah oh yeah you're belgian europeans be shitting more like you're a shitting patreon questions if you're if you're five dollars and above tier on patreon you can ask a question for this part of the podcast. Yes. The guy with the hat

asked, what's a non-horror movie that scared the crap out of you as a kid? The answer for me is Jumanji. I was also scared of Jumanji. That movie scared the shit out of me. Zatara, though? Zatara did scare me.

Zatara was sick, though. It's the sci-fi J was sick though it's the same concept it's sci-fi Jumanji there's an extended scene where the kids are hiding from a robot in the absolute like complete darkness and it is fucking scary

I mean like when you're young that stuff just freaks you out you know there's a scene where a plant comes out of a fireplace in Jumanji and it like grabs the kid's leg and my grandmother had to turn it off for me anytime it was on I couldn't watch it um this one is not a movie for kids but my dad was well is

he's not dead I think but my dad is like a big like movie guy he really wanted to show me all the classics and whatever the fuck okay so like but like he didn't care how young about how young i was he just wanted to show me the classics so he was like oh and we should watch terminator you'll love these six years old by the way oh that's fine and dude this have you guys seen terminator 2 yeah bro bro the scene where he's

showing the cyber dying guy that he's actually a robot and he's slowly splitting his fucking forearm open. Yeah, yeah. Scarred me for life, dude. I guess. I was six years old. You sound like a wimp. Oh, dude. I remember.

That scene's disgusting. I remember one that really fucking scared me when I was a kid. Oh, man. Fucking the Scooby-Doo live action movie. The Carnival Clown. Carnival Clown. So like the opening of the first one? This guy. It's like a ghost clown thing.

That is the opening of the first one. He scared the shit out of me. Those movies were way better than they should have been. I don't know what the fuck. I've re-watched them. I've re-watched those movies more than I thought I would ever watch I have never seen the sequel one I've only ever

seen the first it's on par with how many times I've seen the first Saw bro Billy that movie also scared the shit out of me and it's such a dumb part Saw? no no no fucking the Scooby Doo first one and it's when and it's when rowan atkinson's chest opens and scrappy doo was in there i was oh yeah wasn't he just a fucking

robot yeah it was yeah scrappy i was really young so i was like do we all have a weird fucked up guy in our chests he didn't know he didn't know about scrappy do at six years old i was four i think right because that movie came out in no i was six i was six wait how old i was i was five when this came out i'm 26 oh my god wait how old are you ed i'm also 26 oh my god how old are you 10 23 oh my god i'm like 31 what What the fuck? Damn, that's so embarrassing. Hey man, we can stop the episode early if you need to take your pills or something. Fuck off. You're the one that slept in when we were supposed to be recording. That is true.

Rat's gonna take his fucking gum coat pills. Here we go. Next thing you know, you're gonna be making fun of my diaper. Yeah, yeah. You know, that's how I know that he wasn't the guy that shat in the chair because he couldn't get out of the wheelchair that's fucked up that's mean that's not nice why would you make fun of my wheelchair dude that was awesome you mad when he just fucking popped a wheelie yeah it was sick i climbed up to the bell tower he let me sit on his lap

while he was on the wheelchair and i was like is that a gomko clamp or are you just happy to see it was a moku it was a fucking i forget what the other ones are oh wait 10 10 what's yours 10 what's yours uh the part with the boat and the willy wonka movie the old one oh yeah oh yeah that shit was intense for a kid's movie it's still intense it's crazy great scene jean wilder though are you guys it still kind of makes me uncomfortable to watch that scene because it's so fucking jarring yeah it scared the fuck out of music another one screaming and shit like are you excited for the new one oh it looks so bad oh i was gonna say another one that always got me is in the first Raimi Spider-Man movie.

When the goblin's in that burning building and he turns around and there's a fucking stock scream sound effect. Yeah, yeah, that scared the shit out of me. Every time I fucking watched it, I would close my eyes when the goblin was going to turn around. But I watched that movie a lot. That's a giant fucking jump scare, to be fair. That's why I didn't want to just go with that one. I was like, that one was kind of supposed to scare you okay becca made evil dead i know i know it is a horror movie but sam ramey just because you were talking about sam ramey he made a horror

movie called drag me to hell oh dude banger banger banger it's it's so fucking it's like bad in a good way it's so funny it's like what it's such a funny movie. She punches the dead lady in the grave while it's flooding. Like it's, it's a comedy movie. It's so funny. I mean, yeah, but everything he makes is kind of,

you know, yeah, a little bit comedy. Yeah, exactly. But he's, he's making a sequel to that movie. Oh,

I didn't know that. That's fucking awesome. I know. So I mean, I'm super excited. One of the cool things about drag me to hell is that you, you couldn't tell from it, but it is a PG-13 movie. He made a point of that to make it PG-13 so that all audience could go see it. Do you remember the scene where she's in

the shed and she sees like the ghost of the old lady? So she cuts a rope that drops like an anvil on the ghost's head and it's like a scooby-doo like the eyes pop out of her skull it's so good it's the cg so bad dude i love that movie i mean yeah okay but that's a movie from like 2005 hey i'm not knocking it i think it's funny as shit like if me and my partner watched it like a couple weeks ago for the first time it was hilarious it was i love that movie one of my one of the greatest things my favorite horror movie i'm sorry if this is a topic but like my favorite horror movie that's like barely a horror movie in my opinion is like silent hell that movie is like goaded that's a fucking comedy i love it it's so it's so funny this is pyramids pyramid head scene where he grabs the lady in front of

the church classic classic classic movie watch watch that movie if you haven't watched my favorite horror movie that's mostly a comedy is midsummer it is it is funny woman be silly the scene like literally the first scene where it becomes like horror where the people drop off dude i i was i was genuinely like the only guy in the theater laughing at that movie. It was so funny. You were laughing? Dude, that movie was so fucking stupid. What?

You laughed at Midsommar? Yeah. Midsommar? That's how it's called? Midsommar? Bilingual over here. Is that how you say it? I thought it was Midsommar.

I thought. I don't fucking know. It's a good movie. It's funny though. That movie is fucking hilarious. Or like fucking the cheaty from The funny though. That movie is fucking hilarious. Or like fucking Chidi from The Good Place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like just reading

the book and he's just like, hey, guy from Maze Runner, why is your cock out? Why are your eyeballs sealed together? Uh-oh, there's a lady behind me. She's going to kill me with a hammer. Oh man, don't spit. He's just convulsing on the ground. Oh, that was messed up.

And then fucking the main girl being like, for the entire third act while her boyfriend gets turned into a big bear. I loved that. That was a great part. He was the bear in the big yellow house. Here's a good one.

That Matt asks, you gained the ability to give sentience to an inanimate object. What do you do with that power? And why was Ed's answer censored? I'm going to be, what do you call it? Not a good Samaritan, but you know, I'm going to be generous.

I'm going to use my power to give someone else an inanimate object. I would give life to my duck hunt dog Amiibo and give it to my girlfriend. She would like that. She's really lonely. Oh my God. What a random thing. She's really lonely. Oh my God. What a random thing.

You're so random. You're so random. You're so random. You're so random. Oh, you can just give it to anything as many times as you want. You can Pinocchio anything you want. What do you do? Oh, so many awful things.

Oh, I have little dinosaurs. I have a little blue dinosaur that I really like. Is it the one from Mag? Yeah, I would little dinosaurs. I have a little blue dinosaur that I really like. Is it the one from Mag? Yeah, I would make him come alive. Dude, I threw so many of those into Julian's suitcase when he wasn't looking. I made a game out of it. I kept putting them in my beer. What?

I was challenged drinking, and my challenge was not to choke on a tiny dinosaur. Yeah, and somebody that we went to choke on a tiny dinosaur. Yeah. Somebody that we went to an egg fest with, one of their friends was handing out plastic dinosaurs. I still have them. I have like four dinosaurs at all time. I would just make him come alive so that I could have a little tiny dinosaur

homie. That's kind of cool. I'd give him a big doobie and then he could smoke a giant fat one and be like, whoa, mama. I'd give him a little hat. Is that the reaction a dinosaur would have to smoking a huge blunt? Yeah, he'd be like, wow, mama. Whoa, wowies. That would be.

Mama! Oh, like dinosaurs. Yeah, dinosaurs. Not the mama. Dinosaurs, yeah. Not the mama! Not the mama. Yeah, do you know? That's the one dinosaurs yeah not the mama yeah do you know same up to the todelmo that that makes good for him dude glad he's getting work i mean that show is 20 something year old you know i had 65 episodes dinosaurs that's a lot yeah it's a lot more than i thought four seasons didn't it end with like the asteroid hitting yes did it

actually yeah it ends with the asteroid hitting? Yes. Did it actually? No, it ends with the asteroid hitting. That's actually funny. And there's an ice age and they just all have to fucking accept it. I have really bad news for how dinosaurs turned out in real life, Brad. They got them. Oh, what? Are they okay? Oh, man. Hey, next question.

I threw them all in the Julian suitcase. Maker of Rain asks, what's the best city slash country you've gone to for a vacation? Yeah, fuck it. This is due. I think Chicago is really fun. Don't lie. It was. Chicago is fun. Chicago is a great place to...

This is where Raz is going to be like, oh, you should have gone to Ontario instead. God, no. Filthy Anglo. Hell fucking no, dude. Montreal's the best. As much as I hate Quebec, no, no. Montreal's the best fucking river. As much as I hate Quebec, I would go to Montreal. Oh, hey, hey, hey.

Watch your little mouth there. Hey. I'm an hour away. You know what's happening? You're two hours away, and I'm not... Is it two hours? If I speed, it's an hour, and I already got a ticket one time. I don't want to do it again.

I'm an hour away, and I got a kitchen with a big-ass fridge. You're not an hour away. Could be. the fridge thing thank fuck for that well because the fridge thing billy that's where we made out and made babies oh that's i don't know about that last part you guys have a kid i thought it next question i'm not paying by the way if you want the answer to that question rad you can subscribe to the patreon for five dollars yeah subscribe to the only fan yeah if you're just gonna keep asking fucking questions how about you show us a bowl wow yeah you know what that's fair i see next time you ask me anything it's on the fucking patreon with you buddy yeah i'm billy there's chicago either chicago because it was fucking awesome.

Awesome sauce. It was awesome sauce, you're right. Sofia in Bulgaria because it was very pretty and shit was so cheap, dude. After currency conversions, I was buying cocktails for three euros. Sign me up. Oh my god. That's like five bucks.

They got toilet economy over there. It's awesome Speaking of toilet I said Chicago, I like Chicago I haven't been out around much I always go to the same places because I like them So Chicago What's your answer Rod?

What's your answer? Go, yes, go I go to Montreal a lot, I like Montreal But if I had to pick somewhere else It would be probably Boston. Boston was nice. Oh, Boston was nice. We went there for PAX. Oh, for PAX. Yeah. Yeah, that was cool.

That's what I go there for, and it's chill. It was fucking freezing. Yeah. It was fucking cold. PAX always happens just at the end of winter or so. Or is it before winter? It's right before winter, but it's like fuck. It like right next to the water so it's really cold my favorite part about boston was hanging out uh at a at a airbnb with quite and just hearing stories about a dude being

like yeah i had like an orgy through craigslist it was fucking awesome thought about that one time pax is weird because it's not like you'd think it would be because it's such a fucking like the convention the con space itself is so like serious professional like video game devs and shit and then like you go to the after parties and it's just everybody being like talking about their whack-ass fetishes like they're like oh yeah dude you gotta try the gumko I don't think any of that's real the after parties are pretty crazy

I like to go to the concerts when they're not like stupid sometimes they're just really stupid but I saw proto men for the first time there which is really cool is that like a good uh or bad uh I like them're like scroto men i keep i keep everybody went to see them except me they're so good i keep missing them

and it make me sad tend to answer the city's question yeah that's true uh i like dublin ireland it was really nice oh i should have said san antonio because of the big-ass women over there. Oh, the big-ass women down in San Antonio. Hell yeah. What the fuck? I started showing Ed Charles Barkley because he's really funny. And Ed's a big Charles Barkley fan now. Not when he plays sports, but when he's really funny on TV.

What did he say? Like, on fucking Larry King? He was like, hey, if I get diagnosed with a terminal disease... He was like, if I get a disease and I know I'm going to die, get Skip Bayless in here. I'll kill him live on national TV. Oh my god! I fucking love Charles Barkley.

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