Please Stop Talking - Goog Nuked (feat. Brendaniel) | Please Stop Talking

Episode Date: January 18, 2026

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because that's what dog do, dog take do-do on the floor. The neighbor guy just came out with his wife while they were screaming, and then they just fucking parked their fucking dumb ass right in front of my shitting dog and started having a screaming match while they, like a fucking domestic dispute right? in front of me next to my shiting dog. Did Apollo shit better or worse? I mean, he was,

was the shit faster. You was, he was just giving them like, the corgi side eye. He was just giving him a fucking like, I know what you are side eye. Hey man, I'm trying to drop a turd. Your dog runs up and just starts like 360 helicopter shitting. Stop fighting.

I don't know what the fuck that was about, man. I, I felt really, bad because the thing is once my dog was done shitting all I was I all I could do was like okay Apollo get out of here you know like all right let's let's um

move away from the the screaming psychos right now the thing is the fucking I had to pick up the shit so I was just there I was just there while they kept screaming and they were like the lady who kept getting closer to the shit I don't pick it up to prove a point

they were to you see this this is you and she starts rubbing it on his face. This is you. You are poo. She kept getting closer and closer while she was screaming about like some lady called like, I don't fucking, Cindy or whatever. And I was like, okay, I got to go in and fucking grab the poo-poo because I'm not going to leave the dog shit next to a screaming couple. And as I fucking grab like, as I put my hand in the fucking bag and I get closer to grab the shit, they both stop arguing and stare me down angrily. And I,

I pick up the shit. I had to pick up the shit, man. It was awful. I felt so fucking stupid. You failed the QTE. You had to do that way stealthier. You should have been crouched. You didn't activate it.

You didn't press the C button. You didn't press the C button. You should have pressed the C button while they were yelling. They were distracted. You activated that you stepped on the grass. Personally, I think they shouldn't have been doing that right in front of my shitting dog. What kind of fucking psychopaths? You should have entered the thief stealth check.

They didn't have the NPC pathing, dude. Was the dog shitting before the screaming started? That's what I, yeah, that's what I'm saying. They just, they just like stormed out. Then they invaded his, then they invaded his face. My, my dog started shitting. He was like getting in position. He was locked in.

I could tell because he was looking in the middle of this thing. You can't see another person's sidekick in Fortnite, dude. Like, yeah. They don't know you got him. Brenda, I like your idea of MPC pathing where it's like these two MPCs yelling at each other. That is like their, you know, core initiative. And then they just hear Apollo like a cross yard just like and then they turn around. They're like, what was that noise?

You like the side of your own blood? Now, how many, how often during the argument did they yell, do you like the side of your own blood actually, Billy, I have to ask? Do you like the sign of your own blood? How often did they go, ha! I fought mud crabs tougher than you. Oh, this is, this is an elder scroll. It's an oblivion guard reference.

They're all Bethesda and PC behavior when they say, do you like the side of your own blood? They pretty much say that in all the games. I mean, it felt like a fucking, it felt like one of those. I mean, if I was in Apollo's position and I was a dog, I would have turned directly towards them and said, welcome to the podcast. He's good. That's the reason. He's so talented. I was good.

That was good. A segue. How are you good one, brother? Continue eating my fucking grapes and drinking my juice. Oh, how was everybody's holiday break? Oh, man. I worked. I worked.

I worked all holidays. I didn't work too much. Once the, once the episodes were out, I got to like take it a bit easier. But I decided because I'm a fucking idiot. I was like, I'll cook for, I'll cook for the holidays. Polish. Yeah, I cooked a fucking, I cooked a turkey. I cooked a bunch of shit. And then my, uh, my mom decided that it would be fucking awesome if I got to her place. And she was like, I didn't cook anything. You have to finish cooking everything else. And also I invited extra people. Now we're 22. So yeah, it was not fun. It was kind of just stressful. But I got, uh, I got to relax a little bit afterwards. I decided to, I decided to play video games where I could. Valid.

Watch Malcolm in the middle for the first time. That's fun. That's a great show. That's a funny show, man. It is a very funny. Dude, it's genuinely like one of the funniest fucking show. Dude, it's genuinely like one of the funniest fucking shows I've ever seen. It's kind of crazy. I'm soul bonded to Malcolm in the middle. You're soul bonded? Yeah.

Because one of my prize possessions, if you would, one of my horrockses is I own a VHS copy of Nazca. Anyone here familiar with this? I am, but only because of Malcolm in the middle. Isn't that in the,

that's in the opening, right? Yes. That's the anime in the opening. Yeah, it's the anime in the opening. And I saw this at a used game store.

I knew what it was. And like, I don't think I, have ever snap bought something as quickly. Is it good? I don't have a VHS player if you had to watch it. Everything I've heard, uh, no. Uh, but it's, it's the fact that I own it and it sits on my shelf like a total.

But it's in Malcolm in the middle. The smirk. Yeah, I, dude, I was, that's interesting because I was just thinking about that while I was watching it earlier. I was, I was doing some light editing and I was thinking to myself like, hmm, what is that? Is it good? Can you watch it on Crunchy's role? I am really hoping.

with the new like series that's coming out. They replace that with another random anime and then they replace the WCW footage with AEW footage. I don't think they're gonna, dude, have you heard the fucking remix of that song? Jesus Christ, it's so bad. If they do it, it should be the Chris Jericho pizza cutter moment. Yes.

The what? Oh, you don't know about this. One of the greatest edits ever. So one of the greatest moments in wrestling television ever. There was a match where Chris Jericho was fighting Nick Gage. was a prolific, like, death match wrestler. One of them brought out a pizza cutter and started pizza cutting the other one.

But it was during picture and picture where they brought out the pizza cutter and a fucking Domino's ad started playing. They brought out that. He started cutting and then it went down to the quarter, Dominoes. Yep. That's like the best ad you could hope for, quite frankly.

So awesome. It was one of the greatest, like... Accidental marketing moves of all time. Domino's was so pissed off about it. They were pissed off, but it's so, It was awesome. That's like the coolest thing ever. Yeah, but Domino's is a family brand.

You know Tony Kahn was in the back, laughing his fucking ass off, kicking his little feet, drinking his juice. You're on a juice fucking, you're juicing right now, bro. What can I say? What can I say? Mike right now is sitting upon a throne of discarded apple juice boxes saying, come to me, fight me, these are all full of concrete. Underrated juice. Underrated juice? Yeah, Apple.

Apple is like, OJ. I mean, OJ, no. OJ's disgusting. He was great at football. He's not underrated. He was a great drive. You know what? He was not that bad at driving.

8,000 yards. Yeah, that's yards after cop. He was going slow, to be fair. It was not that slow. It's fine. It was. Well, the cops couldn't even fucking get to him. Because they weren't speeding.

He was going like 50 miles an hour. I think I've been like on four episodes where we talk about OJ and I go, did you know the sales of the Ford Bronco went up after that? People were like, damn, that thing moves. I did not. know that the sales went up, I won't lie. I look, you really want a Bronco. Speaking of other, I guess, accidental, like genius accidental marketing moves,

murder. Allegedly. Murdering. Actually proven that he didn't do it. I'm taking a hard line stage here. To marry these two, this is something mostly 410. Ten, did I ever show you the new Jack promo about OJ? I don't think you did.

There's a promo that New Jack cut once where he was like getting a bunch of heat and at one point He's like, and I want to shout out my brother, O.J. Simpson. That's two more down. We got to keep going, baby. Oh, never mind. I have seen that one. You have shown me that one. It's the craziest fucking pro.

Bad ass. That's badass. You said you had a story. I never said no, I said no such thing. I'm fact. I actually did it. I don't know. I never said that.

You're going to hang the whole episode on 10 and I who are dying Victorian children. I didn't. I'm right here. I was just being polite. Did it? First off, didn't know. Second off,

Brendan asked us what our Christmas was like. And you know what? I want to know what your Christmas was like. Brendan. How about that? Not you. I just said Brendan. Not everything is about you.

You sick fuck. I am sick. Sick as fuck. So I got embroiled in a little bit of family drama this Christmas, but it's normal family drama. So like, it's not normal for. Normal for normal.

Like I feel like this is, I'm going to tell you the tale and then I'm going to let you decide whether or not this is normal. Okay. All right. Yep. So Thanksgiving. Yes. Now, there is a rule in my house and now this rule does not exist anymore because

everything is taken care of and fine for the moment. But there's a rule in my house where my sister is not allowed over because she's had too many problems and we're too worried about her and we can't have her in the house because she's got her own deal. Yeah. And so my mother had known about this ahead of time. Thanksgiving. actually where my grandma, my brother, my uncle, my mom were all supposed to come over,

eat over here. Thanksgiving arrives. And my mom's like, oh, yeah, it's fine that your sister's not coming. Oh, yeah, that's fine. Oh, yeah, that's fine. Like, not a big deal, whatever. Oh, no. An hour before, after my wife is done cooking, I have the message actually here that I would

like to read out. Let me find the family group chat. Not the family group chat, bro. Yeah. So an hour beforehand, she texts me this. And the whole family group chat, this. not just me. Happy Thanksgiving. I understand why you felt you needed to make the decision on not having your sister at home for Thanksgiving because she is vulnerable and pregnant. It's important

for me to be with her. We will be spending the day at Friends House where everyone is welcome and loved. I hope you all have an amazing day and love you all. Wait, so she did a side party? She just went over to family friends houses, but she sent me that text an hour beforehand before everybody was coming over to eat. And she sent it to everybody and not just me. How does that read to you? be passive aggressive. Yep. That's what I felt. So you were making dinner and on the same day she decided to do another thing.

On the same day, she decided to like not come an hour beforehand and then be passive aggressive about it. Oh, man. Yeah. It's the specific wording of like where like everyone's invited and loved. It's like, mm-hmm. Yeah, that's, I mean, that's how I would see it is like, okay. So I said, I said back, LMA, okay.

And I was, I was verifiably pissed. I said, hey. Bro said LaMau. I did. I did tell my mom, I texted her a LaMau. Okay. And then I text her. You said, I laugh my ass off mother.

Rappel Coptor go, pretty much. Ropo Cappel Copsor. You should have posted the entire Ruffle Cuppercoppa. But I sent her back because I was kind of pissed off. And my wife was pissed off. But I sent her back. LMA okay.

And hey, for future reference, maybe decide this before the day of. If you want to keep the moral high ground, then go for it. But please text me more than an hour beforehand than actually have a conversation with me. And then she set back the tactical mom nuke that really pissed me off, which is, your feelings are valid, Brendan, and I hear you.

She went, your feelings are valid? Like, goog nuke. I would just fucking destroy you with mind. Literally thinks about you so hard that you get crumpled up into any pieces. paper and Michael Jordan dunks you into hell. You understand how I am at this point verifiably pissed the fuck off. I'd be fucking, I would be doing angry backflips.

I'd be so mad. My mom's sending me your feelings are valid and I hear you. That's, dude, I should do that more. I just thought about it, but like that's, that pisses me off so much. I wasn't even there. Like, I should do that to people that piss me off. Just like, oh, you're pissing me off. Oh, I fucking, you're valid, bro.

There is an amazing. There's an amazing Castle Super Beast clip where Pat does that to Woolly for like a minute and a half. And Woolley's response is the only valid one. And I literally cannot say it. So afterwards. That took way too long. Oh, yeah. The fuck you were talking about.

Wait, boy, Mike, don't got that word is lexicon. After this, I didn't send her like a long text, but I said, That Corpus speak is great, mom. Please grow up before contacting me again, and then I blocked her. Oh my God, Brendan. Jesus, you're the, I mean, you did not help, quite frankly. Just taking out the shoddy. No, because I was pissed off.

You really did not help. That's pretty bad, bro. I know that's pretty bad, but I did not speak to her for two weeks, and then eventually she came to me. I got an apology for my sister for shit that she has put me in my, wife through. I got an apology from my mom. And the worst part was I found out that she's really

heavily into chat GPT and I think the first thing she sent me was curated by chat GPT. My mom. Oh, your mom? Yep. I was going to suggest. So I think she, I think she sent those texts through chat GPT first and then set than me. That is

can we bring back a gook nuke? Like actually? Oh my God. Yeah. I have a friend who's mom. regularly does this to them and he'll send like screenshots to our group chat and it is insane. I don't understand how people think they can get away with like chat GPT random responses like that because for her it's always like apologies. Like whatever she has to apologize to them. It's always like a chat GPT thing.

And it's so obvious because nobody talks like this. Girl, how often do you have to apologize that you use chat GPT for? She's kind of an asshole. She's kind of like a huge bitch. I'm sorry, but like, God damn, you must fuck up a lot. Oh, man. Billy, I'm going to, I'm going to DM it to you so I don't just put them on blast, but you do know them.

I feel like I'm, and once you see it, you'll go, oh. Yeah. No, that's exactly who I thought when you said that. I was like, I feel like I know who this is about, whose mom this is. That's crazy. It's amazing. He's turned out as good as good as he has.

Oh, what a good, what a good boy. What a good boy. What a good boy. What? Dude, what the fuck? Oh, man. Dude, I'm really, like, genuinely, incredibly blessed that my parents are technologically just fully, they don't get it. There's, there's more.

Oh, man. It's just a little addendum, kind of, which is, you know, I apologize to my mom for being kind of a dick and she apologized for, you know, gougnooking me. But the, the follow-up was, uh, Christmas was fine. We had a great Christmas. Like, my grandma came over and everybody was over, even my sister was over. She's pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. I'm not happy that the dad is like a guy who has a Joker tattoo and isn't involved in the family at all.

Thank goodness he's not involved. That's the thing you told me about him. Like literally the only thing you told me about him when we talked about it was he has a Joker tattoo. And I was like, what do you mean a Joker tattoo? And you were like, oh, literally he has. He's older than me and has a Joker tattoo. And my sister is 17. So you should be.

tell it you should just real quick say where that tattoo is. Oh on his forehead. He has a damaged tattoo on his forehead. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He is not involved at all and his family's not involved at all and he's often the fucking boonies or something. He's probably in a swamp somewhere decaying. But the follow up to the chat GPT thing was me telling my mom, hey, if you're going to use chat GPT for photo editing, don't put any photos of me in there. But then immediately her sending this to the family group text, which I will send this to the recording text, but you can't put this in the podcast. This is the picture that she...

Look, look, okay. I have to, I have to make you understand. I have to post the original if I can get a hold of it. Because she added poo to this family image and it's fucking horrifying. And Poe is centrally holding my brother like, like they are dating. You're just all, so you're just all, it's just you. It made me older. It's you, your brother.

My wife and my sister. That's Shelby. Wow. And here's my original, here's the original picture. So you can tell what Chad CPP did do it. Well, it changed the shirts from blue to tan. And then my mom added Winnie to Pooh holding my brother sensually to the side.

That's crazy. I was like, why does it look, why does it look so fucked? It's because it changed your expressions. Everybody's expressions are weird. That's what I was like, why is show.

Scary. I don't like that. I was like, that's not fucking Shelby. What did Chad GPT? to her face. It made everybody 10 years older. And I had to be like, mom, please don't

post the chat GPT edited image to Facebook. It made her. It made your sister less pregnant. This is so weird, bro. Winnie the Pooh sexually fucking The baby, bro. It took the baby and put it in the Winnie the Pooh's just suit.

Dude, Winnie the Pooh holding your brother sexually is fucking insane. What? Look at Pooh's head. Hand, the poo is holding his arms sexually. Dude, he's brushing his fucking hand. It's so crazy.

Oh, God, that's so bad. Why Winnie the Pooh? Well, because like, God, that's so, that's awful. It's because the, oh my God. I hate being the winds of change are flowing exactly as they had before, but my sister is having a baby at a young age, just like my mom did. So she's going all in on running the poo like my mom did when I was a kid. the poo was a big thing for me when I was a kid.

So I think this is also like their way of being like, this time there's going to be another Brendan, but this one's going to turn out. All right. I mean, Winnie the Pooh was also how my baby room was themed. That's why I have an affinity for that yellow fuck. Dude, mine was pippy long stockings.

Oh, you got L baby room. L fucking nursery. L baby room. You know what? El nursery for real. That was not the good fucking, that was not a good theme for me. Did I give the dad up?

it all on here. You did tell me that. I don't think you talked about it on the podcast, though. Yes, I do remember. I don't know what I all talk about. This is my problem is I'm always on here, but I don't know what kind of updates are what I talk about on here.

What are, what are podcast stories and what are just Brendan Musings? Brendan Musings? Oh, it's, uh, Brendan Musings is during that one shot we did for, uh, what is it? Uh, blood on the lens.

Oh, I was really, I was really waffling on whether or not I would do the, the one we ended up doing or, um, I had one where the hook was, dog has been the mayor of a town but has been the mayor of a town for 30 years

Oh, okay. That was the other hook that I had. That's a good one actually. Yeah. But that in the pocket for next Halloween. Yeah, I got that I got that lockdown. Dog of reality anchor. It's in my notebook. I dead asses do not understand what you mean by that. Like in some, uh, in some like towns, like ceremonially or ceremonially like a dog is the mayor for like a day because it's like

cute or whatever. Brendan's pitch is like, what if a dog was the mayor of a town but instead of like a joke for a day. It was for 30 years. But why, how is that horror? Because dogs don't live for 30 years. That's weird. It's weird. It's like, that doesn't happen. Why is the dog? How long has the dog been alive? Dogs don't live that long.

Oh, 30 years. I didn't, dude, I didn't even clog that 30 years. 30 years of one dog being the mayor. Yeah, dude, Billy's like, oh, 30 years, that's nothing to my fourth dimensional quantum dog. My dog's fucked up and quantum as well. There's just like videos

of like shiba-e-enus where it's like they have those weird like fish-eyed lens cameras but they're on their like collar on the bottom facing up at them and they just walk so funny with that on and I just calls it like the 4D quantum dog Mike you just have such a wonderful grasp of the English language you just throttle it thank you it's what we did all weekend at Meg we just butchered the English language oh dude we're fucking though people would jump into our conversation we would just sound fucking insane because it's like sorry man you need like 50 minutes of prior context to follow this conversation

Yeah this this bit has been like building on top of itself All weekend How was MacFest? That was wonderful Magfest was very fun Manifest is always fun The only bad thing about Magfest

Our favorite little bar So I was driving It's a long drive It's like a six hour drive to Magfest for me But I drive Because I like to bring all of the booze It's my job Yeah, I mean, because also at the fucking harbor, there's like nowhere to get booze.

So you kind of have to do that. It's really, I mean, the bars that are all super expensive. You know what I fucking mean. Come here. Don't fuck with me. Don't make a fool of me. What the hell is that? Somebody was trying to gaslight me this year.

They were like, there's a liquor store in the harbor. And I said, no, there isn't. They would be millionaires. No, there is. There is not one. It was me. And there fucking totally was a place you could buy beer in the harbor. There was never one.

No, because we always had to go into D.C. What are you talking about? Magfest, 2020. I asked loan this because I was like, you were with me. Am I fucking crazy? There is none. It's super fancy artisan grocery store sold beer in the harbor. I don't believe you.

What? That's, it's not open anymore. Okay, well, it's not open anymore. They sold like fancy cheeses and shit. I know, but last time I was at Magfest was 23.

So I was like, oh yeah, I remember buying like alcohol there. You can ask Shane because Shane was with me. I don't trust that guy. Then who can you trust? No, ever trust anybody except yourself. I'm driving to Magfest, right?

Long drive, I just get off the Pennsylvania Turnpike. I'm in a place called Breezewood Plaza, which people have probably seen this in passing and pictures. It's that highway exit that looks like consumerism hell, because it's just a million signs and a million cars, and there's a bunch of shit going on. It's right off the Pennsylvania Turnpike. And I'm sitting at a stoplight, and it's like, damn, I've been driving for like three hours, you know? This stoplight's long as fuck. Let me just take a moment to, like, check my, uh, my discord and see if anybody has, like, gotten to, the harbor yet or said anything. And the only Discord message I got was a picture from one of our

friends of our favorite pub in the harbor with a white paper sign on that says due to unexpected circumstances, this restaurant has closed indefinitely. That's fucked. So I'm, I'm reasonably pissed, but I'm at a stop late. I'm about to get back on the highway. So I had to respond in a voice message. Hey man, I'm like, you know, I'm driving through like Somerset Plaza right now. So, you know, just about to get out of Pennsylvania. And I just saw that thing that you posted and sent to me. Just going to let you know that if you don't see me, I would say in the next like three to three and a half hours,

just know fully well and aware that I absolutely stopped steering my car on I 70 just outside of Baltimore. Probably going to actually maybe kill myself about the Irish Whisper just closing for no reason. So, yeah, you know, I guess maybe I'll see you in a little bit. Mag off to a horrible start, wretched start, because it's like my favorite bars closed. The only thing I was looking forward to doing the next like three hours or so was to park my car for a weekend and immediately go to the Irish Whisper. Day Zero was like uneventful at the start because it was just people slowly trickling in.

Yeah. You did have a disco-elisium detective moment trying to figure out what happened. Oh, I did walk around like Harry Dubois kind of drunk on Day Zero. Because I was like, why is the whisper closed? You walked around and just fucking went into stores and started asking questions? Not, not nearly as exciting. There's a barbecue place right next to the Irish whisper that also had a sign around. Big, big fucker jims.

Big brother, brother jimmy's or whatever. Fucker jimmy's. Brother jimmy's barbecue. Yeah. Brother jimmy's barbecue. Same exact sign on the thing. Both of those buildings are shut down. Gas leak.

I'm calling it gas leak. That's kind of what I was saying. Water main break. I noticed something peculiar. And this is when I started acting like. like a David Cage detective and then somebody told me I was the guy from Disco Elysium and I said yeah I am Harriet de Blas. You should not. You should not. Don't admit that. You don't ever just like walk around and pick things up and look at them like a David Cage character. Sometimes that's kind of a real

fucking thing. I guess that's true. That's what I was doing. Sometimes it's got to be staring at shit. Because I saw the sign and I was like, hmm, and then I turned around and there was a clue. And the clue was a shot of whiskey that was mixed with rainwater, so it would have had to have been sitting out overnight, which means that this place was probably open in the last day or so. Because I picked it up to look, and I was like, is this just a thing of whiskey? And our friend

Jello knew that I was already kind of drunk from hanging out in the bar and doing shots there, and he saw me pick something up, and he goes, dude, dude, dude, I'm not going to drink it, dude. I'm like, David Cage Detective. And never reopened that weekend. Hopefully it will reopen. Let's hope it's a death in the family. Well, the two buildings

next to each other, I was like, maybe it was like a gas leak or a water main or something, but there was another bar on the other side of the harbor that had a thing that said it was closed permanently. So I'm assuming that one was like a lease being up because they were like, oh, it's closing permanently on December 31st. I mean, it is like, it is like January. So a lot of places like have to struggle through that shit. But the best bar in the harbor? This can't be. Although we did find another bar that was awesome.

Yeah. Dude, Tom's, Tom's watch bar where they had fake sports playing on one of the TVs in the background and it was cut between them and it was like smiling friends a bit. like completely like it's it's less so fake sports more so this is stuff that you'd be able to post on like the alternative sports board on uh on uh fourcham where it's just like midget boxing

oh badass uh fucking like climbing up the hill on a motorcycle no hey you you gotta say it the right way it was french hill racing and it was just French guys driving up the steepest hills possible on dirt bikes and then just wiping out and for some reason there were CSGO ranks in the top right yeah

Not like, oh, they're vaguely CSGO. No, they straight up were CSGO ranks. One of them was fucking global elite. Like bronze golden shit? Yeah. I'm not kidding. Not like they were kind of like them. They were straight from the game.

In my experiences, I've been to MAG now three times, uh, 2020, 23 and, uh, now 20, 26. My, I, like, the food has always been pretty okay everywhere I go for the most part. At this bar, I, when I went back with my friend's son, I got that fucking Spanish Narichoke dip because I was like, shit I could grub a little bit. It was good. Absolutely fire. I got that in a prime rib dipper sandwich. It was so good. The tone got

set really fast for our mag weekend though because it was day one. They had like just opened up the arcade and the market like maybe four-ish hours before this happened. And I was just sitting by rock band because that's a fun place to just like hang out. And Mike sees me and walks over and he hands me a little box and it's dark.

And he's like, don't look at it. Don't look at it. Like just open it up. just don't even read it. And I open it up and he bought me and him hip flasks. Because there was just a whole like, yeah, they were just selling like laser and great flasks. You showed me the one you got. You got a kingdom hearts one. Yeah. My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, stocker flask.

Oh, a dark soccer one. That's sick. Yeah, we, we, we brought whiskey and we were like, oh, this will last us the whole weekend. After those flasks were bought, I think we killed a bottle and a half of whiskey in like a day and a half. Yeah. The amount of whiskey that got drank by the, the three of us in our room, that drink went up exponentially. It was that.

And then I bought Phil Flask as well. And Phil's like, I think I'm an alcoholic. Like, he texted me when he got home. He's like, I keep filling this thing up. I was just walking around like a fucking nematode all weekend. Just like drinking out of my little flask going, it was a good vibe. That was awesome.

One of the major highlights of my Meg, because I was up really late pretty much every night, um, was going to soapbox at like, five in the morning because I did that on like what a soap box mic yeah you got a elaborate for the people drunk people showing up and saying like talking about shit kind of just start a podcast white boy so what it is is uh soapbox is a it's a panel that opens up uh and anybody can talk about anything you have seven minutes to do so it's really fun some people go up there

and just say it's like absolutely absurd shit I went down to soapbox and I was there forever just like hanging out because the other people there were also from New Jersey so we're all just kind of talking. Oh, God. And my friends, it's now about seven in the morning, uh, in their pajamas come down and they're like, hey, our buddy threw up in the room. Um, and we hate vomit. So we got woken up and we ran out. And they just see me in the soapbox room still dressed from the night prior because I had not slept. I've just been drinking all night. And so we just got up there and did a she did a panel on like saw yurie because she's very into this like thing in saw three she's very fucking like militant about this i fucking hate saw three dude don't let her hear

you say that saw three fucking sucks it's so bad so yeah i i love soapbox if you ever have a chance to go to soapbox please do that's just funny as hell like was that the same night that we uh when we bumped into that guy were you there for uh meeting sean yes oh this is the night that you came in at 9 a.m. And you said that I woke up and looked at you and you made a shush motion at me and I went back to Yeah, like I was going to get water Over 10's head. I was sleeping on the floor.

Ten looked up at me and I just looked down. I was just like, shh. And it worked. And then I woke up, bro's balls hanging out. And I just, I stripped and I went to bed on my couch. I didn't even pull the couch. I just left on the couch. Thursday into Friday. So this is day one into day two. It was Mike

myself, another guy that was staying in our room and another one of our friends were sitting on like that little overlooks the bay and just sitting there for a few minutes. And it was really nice because we were all fucking shit faced off whiskey. Yeah. And some guy comes over at 7 a.m. and starts talking to us. He's like, yeah, I just showed up. I'm waiting for my friends in the room to like wake up and come down and get me. And it was just like, oh, hey, that's awesome, man. Hey, you want some whiskey guy I've never met before? And it's 7 a.m. And he goes, yeah, sure. So we were just passing around flask, split a beer. We bumped into that guy. Maybe five more times this mag. I don't know anything else other than his name, but I was so excited to see

that guy the rest of Magfest. Dude, I never saw like Sean after that. You seriously ran into it. You missed him. Dude, we saw him at breakfast. What the fuck. I think the magic of Mag is like, the less you know about the other person, the better really. Yeah. Because then they become a, they become a magical cryptid. I met so many people in Magfest and I don't even know who the fuck they are. and I'm the same way for many people as well. They don't remember me, but the magic is still there. That was one of my favorite soapbox like things I got to hear about. One of the guys running it was a, like, he was a furry who's actively in his suit.

And we just sat there for like an hour just asking questions. They were like so like willing to just like explore literally any like question that we had about, like fur suiting and all that. Imagine if I fucking know them. I doubt it. You ever go to Midwest Fur Fest? Apparently they run like the band. Midwest Furfest is like disgustingly huge.

It's like Magfest size. Back to the concept of a magical mag moment. You know, you get the stuff where you meet a guy at 7 a.m. Learn nothing but his name, but you're excited to see him all weekend. The other magical moments that you get at Magfest is when we were hanging out in like Julian's room. And there were two guys dressed as Arthur Morgan and John Marston, very, very much. loudly going down the hall shouting for Bill Williamson. So we opened the door and we start talking to him and they don't come into the room but they stand in front of the

room and they got wanted posters and the one for Bill Williamson was a real picture of a fat guy wearing like a propeller beanie. That's pretty good. And they were like, you see Bill Williamson? He shot me and left me for dead. And they're just like screaming and shouting and it's like, okay, this is funny but like I'm not ready to do this bit right now. I'm going back into the room. But I bumped into them later because we were hanging out in the same room. We were getting ready to go do a karaoke and very loudly coming down the hallway I hear donkey con country music getting played so me and another monkey enjoyer we're like oh dude we got to go outside walk outside there's a guy walking around in a big donkey con costume so my one friend gets excited and

like jogs down after them because they're going to a room at the end of the hall they're going to a corner suite which is like a nice big one and i was like okay well we got to go to karaoke so I'll just wait here he'll talk to a donkey con or whatever and then we'll get going Donkey Kong sees me stand in the hallway, points and screams, hey, and then just starts gesturing. He's like, we're doing shots. We're doing shots. We're doing shots. And I was like, well, who am I to say no to Mr. Kong? And I walked in and fucking John Marson and Bill or John Marson and Arthur Morgan, thank you, are also sitting in there ready to do shots of whiskey with fucking Donkey Kong.

The gang's all here. The gangs all here. So he handed us all little like shots of fireball and while we were doing those, he was just neck and a bottle of Hennessy. Shout out to Donkey Kong for that shot of whiskey. We constantly talked about running fades in Smokers Alley for cigarettes. Yeah, so this is our... This was the Magibbitt. This is our pitch for Julian's next panel. Or if we can conglomerate and make a panel, is 10 brought up the idea of,

okay, we need to change the culture of Smokers Alley. So we're going to do this by start just smoking crack in Smokers Alley and just offering it up. We're shooting up junk in Smokers Alley. We're shooting heroin right into our foot. My foot's falling off in Smokers Alley. Offing galaxy gas to all the hose. It's like that's what we're bringing to Smokers Alley of Mag. That's 2027. For context for people who have never been to Mag. Smokers Alley also called the swamp by some people. The swamp. The swamp. I've heard it called The Swamp and I go, oh, Smokers Alley. What? I've never, okay, well, I've never heard the swamp. Is it because it's next to the pool?

It's because it's next to the pool. It's next to the pool and it's smoky. I heard like people call it the pool party. Yeah, well, the pool party is the pool party. It's the swamp. It's smokers alley. It's like outside of the Gaylord. You go down a big flight of stairs.

And it's, I've also referred to it as a demilitarized zone where you absolutely should not be ripping Sigs here. But Mags doesn't do anything about it because we're not smoking right next to the Gaylord. But it's a great place if you need to bum cigarettes, just wander around there for a little bit. So like this idea that we have. have for this panel. It happens in Smoker's Alley. One v.1 Mortal Kombat style. Get up, run the fade. winner gets a cigarette. And if you make it all the way to the end, you get two packs. Dude, wait, two packs. That's like, that's like a lot of fucking money, man. Cigarettes are expensive as shit now. That's like, that's like 30 bucks. No, it's not. It's way more expensive than that.

Marlboro prices. Googling cigarettes now. Google cigarettes now. Cost of living. Hotcom cigarettes. I know it's bad. Oh, it's real bad. Yeah. Oh, it's 15 bucks for 20 marlboros. I always thought it was more than that. No.

I used to sell cigarettes. Like, I used to work at a Wawa, so I know them prices. And now those motherfuckers are getting spirits. They're not getting marlbrals. You got to give them spirits. I prefer spirits.

See, here's the thing. I, when I worked at Wawa, I learned a skill, which is how to judge somebody based on what kind of cigarettes they smoke. And it's like, if I saw someone walk in and get a pack of Cheyans, that dude is a serial killer. Cheyans.

Cheyans are like, they're kind of like black and milds except a pack of like 15 of them or whatever cost $3. That shit explodes your lungs instantly. Oh, dude. That shit, like that shit, no joke, you smoke it and your cough sounds like the Fortnite like down noise. Fucking awesome. Yeah. fucking dead. I always, dude, I always loved fliptop boxes as a kid. I don't know why when my, when my dad would, uh, would get back from the US, he would always bring back a giant flip box

of like, uh, ex-portes, badass. It's something I, it's something I always learned. I have, I have smoker DNA in my blood because my Nana was a big smoker. Smoked whole pregnant. And my dad was also a smoker, but my dad, he was like really bad with it too. Until I, was born and then right beforehand he got himself hypnotized and then just stopped stop wait hold on they hypnotize you then did not smoke cigarettes it's it's really funny because my aunt is like yeah your dad's really dumb he thinks like a hypnotist like cured him and all this stuff and he thinks that shit really works me while she's still addicted to cigarettes somebody's mad fucking stop dude what are you fucking like it's funny because the obvious thing is like

my dad quit through sheer wellpower and like the one to not smoke around his child. But he knows that is like the secret reason. But he knows it makes my aunt incredibly mad if he says the hypnotist did it. So he keeps saying it to piss her off and has never let her in on the bit. I'm the only one who knows that bit exists. I fucking love that. This is what they call rage. I fucking love that, dude.

My dad just genuinely loves trolling his fucking sister. Man, I kind of want to do that Yeah, the other pitch A tenant I have for Julian Is line up Everyone in the panel room Straight line And stand up

To get put in the walls of Jericho What do you mean? The walls of Jericho, the rest of the move Get put in the walls of Jericho Or get put the fucking torture rack Julie, we'll put you in the walls of Jericho Whoever can go the longest Without tapping in the walls of Jericho

Gets a signed a DVD copy of whatever bullshit We picked up at the marketplace It's my favorite, one of my favorite wrestling spots ever is a triple H is wrestling Chris Jericho. And, you know, normally when you do a move onto a table, it like increases the effectiveness of the move. But Chris Jericho puts Triple H on the announcer's table and then just puts him in the walls on a table. And he sells it like it's doing more damage because it's on a table. He also had like a torn pack at the time. But it's just so funny that I deal.

I do the walls on the fucking table. So for the rest of the weekend, whenever we talked about Smokers Alley, it was this magical PVP enabled place where people were running the Forever Fade for cigarettes. Yeah. The Willee for Cigarettes is fucking insane. It's just this idea of like, you know, you wake up 9 a.m. on Saturday and you get battlebush dropped into Smokers Alley. You just run the Forever Fade.

And it's like you just have to survive. You need to get that next hit because if you don't, someone's going to bum it off of you. Yeah. They're putting people in the tour. Richard Rick for Marlboro Reds. Let me talk to Epic. I know they're changing the storm shape in Fortnite. Let me talk to Epic real quick, see if they can change the storm to be cigarette shape.

Yeah. I mean, I'm going to be honest. Every time I passed by someone who had gay colored hair, I thought it was you, Billy. What the fuck? Gay colored hair. Gay colored hair. I was like, oh, Bill. Oh, wait.

That's what I am to you, bro. The gay color guy? I got red hair right now. Not like ginger. I would never. There is my point. You got queer hair. song. Fun Meg, there was a Mr. Mosquito

panel and I missed it. They had real mosquitoes. I was so mad about this. They had real mosquitoes and I was going to go there in a moment and then Mike texted me and said, Mr. Mosquito panels full. What do you mean they had real mosquito? It was an entomologist talking about Mr. Mosquito and they had actual mosquitoes. My friends got in before I did, but I went in. I was one of the last people there. And I was really squished in because there's a lot of people around me.

It was super hot in the room. People were excited about the mosquito. A dude came to the door and he recognized the two guys sitting next to me and I said, okay, well, I'm going to get up. You can have my seat because your friends are already here and then I'll just leave because it's way too hot and cramped in there. My friends who went text me and they're like, that was fucking awesome. That panel was sick.

I'm so mad. They're apparently coming back next year. Good. The panel thing on guidebook says, I'll examine the gameplay enlisting the help of my colony of actual live mosquitoes. And I was like, I got to go to it. I love bugs. I really like that there's just a guy with a colony of mosquitoes.

Bros just have shit. Her. It was a woman. She's dropping them in smoker alley because she bored. So fucking what if it was a woman? Woman can be bros the fuck. I want to see somebody from Boston Dynamics do a panel about Cheeby Robo. I don't want that.

They bring the hyper-realistic dog in. They go, this could be Cheeby Robo in 2064. I would show up and throw frozen bottles. Hyperrealist. They're not. You're talking about the fucking dog people. truck it and keep kicking around? Yeah, the Boston Dynamic Dog.

It can be cheap your robot in 264. I fucking hate that thing, dude. I don't know why they keep trying to give it a personality. I mean, I don't even know why I said they're giving it a personality. They're just beating the fuck out of it. Yeah, they're just like actually trolling it. Somebody brought

something wonderful for Julian and me to sign. It was for any PST host that was there, but only me and Julian signed it. Somebody showed up to Julian's panel and they're probably listening to this hello. Hello. They brought a big roll-up, like a huge-ass, like marquee poster of the whale. Yes.

Oh, I saw that. Jello sent me that picture. Yeah. Yeah. So there's, there's a really funny picture of Julian from like kind of far away just like holding up a whale poster wearing a suit. Well, no. Yeah, it was fun.

I'm excited for next year. Yeah. Maybe next year I'll go. if shit isn't still awful. Yeah, we can only hope. I mean understandable to not go this year, but I hope my friend Billy is there next year. I hope all my foreign friends show up.

Foreign? What does that mean? It means you speak a different language. Meg was fun. Thank you to the people who came up and said hi. That was very fun. My last, like, funny thing that happened is I, for most of the weekend, I was wearing my sick and awesome rolling rock knit cap. Yes. And people would be like, oh, hey,

It's a cool hat. I like that. But I got flagged down on the street, like people screaming and waving to me to like stop. And I was like, what's going on? And it was just a group of random old people. They weren't even there for the convention. They just really like Rolling Rock and wanted to get a picture of me and my Rolling Rock hat. Just like four old women. Speaking of old women.

Old crusty bags. Patreon questions. Patreon questions. If you're part of the PSD Patreon, the PSD, and you give us $5, we may consider answering your question. Sponge Guy asks if the Dewey

Decimal System was never invented, how would you arrange all books? My answer is either by color or the Reese Decimal System. There's my joke. Can I have a, can I just say, what the fuck is a Dewey Decimal System? Is that the one where it's like... You just watched Malcolm in the middle. That's what he's

named after. Yeah, he's named into the Dewey Decimal System. He's named after the Dewey Decimal System. It's, it's It's how they... Yeah, you go by how Dewey a book is. Like Blood Meridian, 0.5.0. It is Blood Meridian. It goes by how do we a book?

It is like a two and a half to three, Dewey. Like, it really depends. But you're real... It's based off of do we read it or not? Oh, I see. Your real answer, though, Billy, is... It's the way that they organize... No, it's more complicated than that.

Sounds stupid. But it's how they organize books in a library. It's why when you go... go ask a librarian if they can help you find a book. They find it really fast because their entire job is to know the Dewey decimal system. The guy who invented it was named Melville Dewey. I know that. Because it's a funny

name. Now I'm just thinking of Mick Foley. I was shown you over the weekend with Kane Dewey. Dewey. Dewey Foley. He was a four-year-old boy. He was just a baby. Oh, I never noted. That's why. What? I'm learning so

much. This really proves that I never go to the fucking I never work out at the library. I think I would like order books by like size. Tall books on the left, small books on the right, and then we do fatness. Ooh, I like that. I'm too sick to decide between by color or by the Reese decimal system. Can I, can I steal one that's from April 20th, 2022?

Sure. What's your favorite obscure YouTube channel, H.L. Longboy asks. 2022? Shut up. Answer the question. My favorite obscure YouTube channel. obscure um oh Nate Bernard who put you in your pocket to take me with you you got soft hands you got soft hands oh is that the spider spider guy soft hands

the bad boy teenager club beat me up and stole my shoes bad boy teenager club okay I do know what that is okay and they took turns wearing them and made me watch they made me watch the whole thing I love bad boy teenager club it's pretty good All of Nate Bernhardt's videos are peak. I think about them all the time. We're talking to like less than 100,000 subscribers. Less than 100,000. I was going to say less than 100.

What are you on? Less than 100. That's why I got scared. Where's Brian Pumper? Where's Mr. Pumper? Oh, Brian Pumper's not a channel. He's someone. He's a porn star.

He's like King Ass Ripper where like people snap like videos of him and then post him. My favorite is probably Francis G. Johnson also known as G. Johns. Have you guys seen this guy? No. I think if you've ever sat down and watched my favorites playlist, he's on there. He just does like really weird videos with basically porn stars. One of my favorites, if you can look it up, it's called Confinement HD 720P. And it's a video of him traveling to Portland, Oregon to fight a T-Rex in someone's backyard with a laser gun.

and he like never fires it, but he's always like posted up with it. That's pretty good. I like Ding Dang Dung a lot. This is a spider bite guy. Mandelor gaming. Wow. Bad lad. Okay, I actually do qualify for this.

Fuck off. I admit me. I mean, technically we also qualify for it. We're not a hundred thousand. I like a gun believable because that guy makes really short videos. And I like to throw them on because he just talks about a firearm that barely functions for like five minutes. Talk about that fucking Derringer you were telling me about.

The 9mm one? Yeah. I should hurt my hands. I got rid of that one. You know why I got rid of you? Because I bit you. Because I bit you. Because he bit me.

I like that one channel that posted the Drake and the fucking Drake Bell video. Which is taking his guilty plea. That's a pretty good one. I thought you were to say that posted the watch mojo Dracengarde 2 video, which is just Watch Mojo.

What? Yeah, have you never seen that video? Just got out, wait, I'm sorry. Watch Mojo in like 2006 or whatever. Put out a review of Dragon Guard 2. And it is the most, it is the most alien fucking review I've ever seen. It is so fucked up in evil.

It's like the way the guy, the guy sounds like he just came out like from the mole people. Like, he's talking about it. He's like, this game is. drag hand guard not dragon guard drag hand guard

and um that's badass he just talks on and on about how it's similar to games like devils may cry um and also goes on a rant about how there's too many japanimation games

out right now and like too much anime there's the video it's four minutes that's so weird why was that a thing for a little time like fucking when xplay was like we're super racist Why is that a thing that was happening? It's so weird.

Don't even get me started on G4. Jesus Christ. This video is from July 25th, 2007, has 56K views and is on the actual watch mojo channel. Like, it is just on the real-ass watch mojo channel. 60K is so much more. Drakhan Gart. I fucking love that guy. He actually just sounds like an alien.

What the fuck? How is he not alien? Like how, this is AI, man. That's crazy. It's like an AI generated review before that was 18 years before that shit was real. That's insane. It's so crazy. He calls Devil May Cry an RPG.

Okay, I can't watch this right now. No, it's insane. You can't do it afterwards. Real answer. I really like this YouTuber that talks about JRP's and other Japanese games called Brando XP, and he then disappeared after his Final Fantasy 102 retrospective, which is, very sad. I really like that video. He goes into that terrible fucking book, the fucking Final Fantasy

10-3 book or whatever. Do you know what I'm talking about? You wouldn't know. 10-3? Yeah, it was another, they were, because they keep talking about making a Final Fantasy 10-3. There was like a book that they wrote about Final Fantasy, that continued Final Fantasy 10 story. And it's fucking abysmal, awful. and fucking youda falls in love with like

another man instead of fucking dude it's so bad it's like fanfic but it was written by the original fucking writer for Final Fantasy 10 it's really bad Mike you should know this there's no way you don't know this

hello I just had to take a wicked P what'd you say no announcement no nothing I was like no announcement nor nothing. I just bring something up because I think you're going to be there. Oh, yeah, really is yapping for a little bit about Final Fantasy.

I can fuck off a piece real quick. Final Fantasy 10. I was talking about Final Fantasy 10 because that's like one of your fucking games. It's such a fucking, it's such an important game for you. Your fucking birthday gift was a fucked up copy. We photoshopped. Yeah, that was awesome.

That was awesome. I'm really proud of my fucking. It came out really good. It came out really fucking awesome for his, birthday, yeah, we were asked to add a thing in Photoshop to like the cover art of Final Fantasy 10. So, and all I did was just go in and slightly move every character's eyes to the left. It's fucking awesome. Everybody, it's like a, it's cacophonous full of Photoshop. It's cool. It looks nice. I'll try to see if I get, oh, wait, I don't think we can, I was going to say maybe I could put a picture of it on the

I don't think so. There's people's faces. Either way. No, I was talking about fucking Final Fantasy 10 because I was talking about this YouTuber I liked that did a, he did a video on Final Fantasy 102 and he was, he did a, he talked about the fucking horrible book. Yeah, that, that book is, oh, that book is, I got no clue about. You don't know.

Dude, Yuna, you know, dude, Yuna breaks up with Titus in that one, falls in love with another man and then it gives tides turbo depression. It's so bad. Welcome to the book club. She drops a gook nuke on that guy. I fucking love gook. I haven't thought about gook in so long. Gugnook is a great fucking thing to say.

That's my small YouTuber I would recommend. I like them. See, I took the perfect time to walk away and piss without telling anybody. Shut up. Nice. I did earlier if you didn't notice. I haven't had to piss a single time.

I do it every time. podcast. I mean, can I be real same? I piss a lot. I lock it in. I pee all the time. There it is. Behold a man. That is such a good that's such a good idea for a fucking dude. The thing I did

to Titus is really fucked up. What does he have what does he have on his nose? I think it's the um it's what's your call it's like an oxygen like nasal canola because uh,

it's the I breathe. No, Bill did it up like he's fucking King Gorilla from Venture Brothers. So he is the statutory ape shirt on. I didn't even realize that. It's a, dude, it's beautiful. It's such a good idea for a fucking gift to,

to give someone. It's just like, here's your favorite game, except we Photoshop the shit out of it. And then we printed it out. Okay, this one, best construction machine.

Telehandler. Mark DeHiro asks, give me a sec. Damn. I know you're excited. I got so excited to talk about telehandlers, man. Mark D.

Hero asks best construction machine. Telehandler, dude. What's a telehandler? What if you had a forklift that was really tall? Oh, dude, that is badass. Yeah, it is badass. Okay, that is fucking awesome. Okay, that is fucking awesome. I love, I love a tell. I love a tell. I love a tell. I love a little. Underrated. Dude, I'm looking at this video of a telehandler and it has an arm. Yeah. What the fuck? That's awesome. I told you. What if it was a really fucking tall. No, no, no. This one is a telehandler with an arm. Like a one of those like, Dude, that's an arm. You, you, you, you, you, you, you happen on the telehandler trade. Okay, I, I, we just talked about Malcolm in the middle earlier.

There's an episode where Hal rents out a, uh, a flattener, like one of those flattening machines. Roadroller. I don't know what they're fucking called like a road roller. Yeah, yeah. And like, dude, I would do the, I would do that with the boys. Like, why can't, why can't we normalize just having a birthday party when, where everybody chips in to like get a telehandler just so we can pick things up?

There's also the one where they get the wood. shipper and just start throwing shit in it. That's what I'm saying. Dude, it would be so fun to just like have a big ass telehandler with the big arm and just like pick up little things with the big arm. You have to have a license to drive those. Why? But why? I'm probably going to say a trencher. Trencher. Yeah, because they have a big fucking chainsaw on the front. They do have a big chainsaw on the front. Trenches are also pretty cool. Oh, trenchers are yeah, yeah, yeah. They're the ones that dig the, dig the hole. A trench as it were. Dude, they just made a big chainsaw. It's so cool. Yep, and it cuts through dirt.

Do also love an excavator, because as a kid, I used to have, like, for a little while I had a backyard excavator that looked like a real one, and it had levers on it so I could pick it up and move dirt around into big piles. Are those, like, the ones you can, like, sit on. Oh, those are tough. Those are tough as fuck. Those are sick. So many holes in the backyard.

Did you guys ever have, like, your local, like, playground? Did they ever have, like, those excavators that are, like, you could sit on it and, like, excavate, like, the sand? Where do you think my parents stole? the one I had from. Are you fucking... Wait a minute. Hold on.

Are you fucking serious? Beast mode. You are... Are you serious? Yeah, they just took it. Your parents stole an excavator from a fucking playground? Beast mode. I don't even think they were 20.

I think it was like four. I think it was like four. They were like 19 and 20. They just took it. Hell yeah. How do you... You can't just take it. It's underground.

I can't explain it to you, but they somehow took one of those and brought that. into the backyard. I was four. It's called good old fashioned hard work. You rent, you rent, yeah. What's fucking insane? It's called you rent a real excavator. That's what I'm saying. I feel like you need to rent an actual excavator. Those are deep as fuck. Figured it out. I don't know if they stole it or if they got it from like scrap. But the way that I was told is it was stolen. You guys aren't freaking out about this as much as I am, I feel. That's crazy to me. That's like

going to a fucking playground, stealing the Tiltow whirl and bring it back home. Shit, man. I know what I'm doing next weekend. Beast mode. Like, dude, I... You can do anything on meth. They get up and make it happen. You're gonna catch me on the news, dude.

They're gonna be like, bro, get the fuck out of there. You can't steal that and I'm gonna be on, like, digging, bro. I'm gonna be digging for a tilto world. You're gonna take the castle slide out. Dude, or you, you know the ones, wait, you know the ones that are like, you sit and then you spin it and that's like, that's the fucking toy. Oh, like the spinny to the spittie stool?

Just a spinny thing. Yeah, just a spinny thing. You just sit and spinny thing. You just sit and spinny spin it. You can get those. Fuck getting those. I got those on the internet. I don't want to pay for that.

I want to steal. Are you guys, are you guys front loader or backhoe guys? Backhoe. Your backhoe guy? Rock loader. Ooh. I'm also a backhoe guy,

unfortunately. I think the backhoe marks the front loader. It does. Dude, I love construction equipment so fucking much, man. I fucking, you know how you can go and like throw axes at a target? Yeah.

Why can't you just, like, saying though, right? Go like fuck around on like some construction equipment. Well, because there's, there are, okay, there are places where you can like drive a plane with somebody else that's an actual pilot. You can like

co-pilot a plane if you pay enough money. Why can't you do that but with like construction equipment? You can just walk up to a fucking like construction area and pay the guy 20 bucks, dumbass. Just fucking do it. Because the union will beat you to death. Pay the union rep 20 bucks. The union will beat me to death? This is a new

concept. This is not a, this is a new concept I'm making. No unions here. This is like going to the movie theater or like renting. He's actually anti-union right now. Yeah, I'm fucking anti-union. I'm that's crazy. The union. What does a union have to do with my concept where you go somewhere and then you pay somebody to go on a fucking excavator and dig? What's wrong with that? All the Bouchon needs to do to keep this guy down is promised him an excavator. I mean, you could also do that. You can hire contractors to come and dig. No, I don't want to fuck the contractors. I want to dig. And then you sit there, you go, can I please have a turn. I want to say, I want to dig. Bro, stop. You're hogging it. Come on. I just want to use your excavator. Can you show up how it works? I want to dig. I want to fucking, I want to use the fucking,

I want to use the back home. Sir, is this your sand or it's my sand? You guys don't fuck. You guys are fucking bitches. You're making fun of my awesome concept. Oh my God. That reminds me when I was Cost of hire a contractor right in his machine. No, Brendan, no,

because you're fucking, that's not the same. Having fun with a big fucking machine is not the same, Brendan. I would be having so much fun if I could drive around and dig holes. It's not the same.

I'm not fucking working. Yeah. I'm not trying to. You're one to do this reminds me, my dad got forklift certified at his job. He's an electrician.

No reason. He had to walk around. Uh, just to, fucking ride the forklift here's a picture of him in action Bobby buck Bobby Buck it's on one bro fuck yeah I could rent a trencher right now for 300 bucks a day but Brendan yeah don't you need to have it like a certification I mean it to yes if I go to the cat rental store I'll just smooth him no that's what this is what I'm saying you're not

gonna get a real back loader from the cat rental store you're gonna get like a shitty little one. Not the same. You're going to get a beta backloader. Bro, I got to dig up dinosaur bones in my backyard. I need an excavator. Oh shit. I can get a pneumatic roller. How much is that? Ooh. I'm going to scorch people flat for a thousand bucks a day. Now I want to buy it. I'm trying to figure out how much it would cost if I wanted to rent build a killdozer instead of paying for it all myself actually. How much is an excavator on Amazon? I'm typing in killdozer on the cat. Oh my God. You can just buy one. How much?

$12,000. All right. Everybody start chipping in. Pay your money. Please subscribe to her. Patreon money is going to go do an excavator. Subscribe to the Patreon. We're doing a PST killdozer. We need your help. No, it's not. It's the fun dozer.

We're, hitting the fun dozer. But I, but I am sailing up the sides and sealing myself inside with three rifles. We just gonna dig some fucking holes. Okay, speaking of,

I'm gonna get drunk and dig a big hole. I just got fucking illuminated, just fucking ass blasted by a fucking memory while talking about my fucking entertainment concept where you drive around construction workers. or like to dig. That just reminded me when I was a kid, my real dad, my biological dad, I was so young. I was like maybe 10, probably closer to 9.

My fucking dad, my dad and I were at like this fucking bar. He was drunk as shit because he was always drunk as shit. I think I was just eating chicken wings at the sports bar. And I just said, I wish there was a restaurant that only sold chicken wings. Because we didn't, we don't have wing stop. We don't have wing stop or any like chicken wing own. restaurant in Quebec. I just said that out of the blue.

And my dad drunk off his ass said, you should do that. And I said, excuse me, what do you mean I should do that? I am fucking 10. He was like, you should do this.

This is your calling. You need to make a fucking chicken wing restaurant. Mission from God, wing it up. I know. This is real shit. He fucking randomly said this to me. And I didn't think,

much of it. All I said was, ha ha, okay, dad's drunk again. He's just saying shit. Next day, he's sober. He comes into my room and he's like, all right. Here's a business plan template. And he made, he made, I totally forgot about this. He made me write a fucking business plan template to recreate game stuff, but like French when I was like 10. Holy shit. Wait a minute. And like, your dad was onto something here. Wingstuff. Stop. He actually fucking... Your dad was trying to fucking...

He summoned the wing stop. He really wanted a fucking wing restaurant. He just wanted free wigs and alcohol. It's fucking insane. The thing is, I remember... Make my kids do the same thing for that. The thing is, it went... It didn't just stop at, like, making a business plan, which he forced me to do while he was

drinking... Dude, he was drinking beer while I was, like, doing his fucking, like, business plan homework. And he, I remember, he was like, so what do you think about the decor? What is it like? Like, do you only hire hot chicks? And I was like, oh my God. He's pitching hooters again. He's pitching.

It was like, it was wing stop. Now it's hooters. Your dad doesn't have an original bone in his body. The only hooters in Montreal. For the only hooters in Montreal, your dad is actually responsible for the purple light bulb in the bathroom. He was like, what if? He told me like, what if it was cubes? And I was like, what do you mean cubes?

What if the wing? What if the wings were cubes? We're dumb. Not the wings. That's not what he meant. What he meant was like, what if like, what if you, the chairs were cubes but like LED cubes? You understand that's dumber, actually. What if the wings charged your phone, Billy?

What if you rub the wing on your? phone and it started charging. I feel fucking insane. I totally forgot about this fucking thing. He made me do. What if the wings were cubes? What if the chairs were cubes? Like he, it was so bad that I remember a Boston pizza near us closed down and he was like, we gotta buy it. He was like, we have to buy it. I dude my parents were divorced at that time. My mom had to step in and be like, you have to stop because he made me call. Okay, so there's like a culinary school like a culinary school. like a culinary school that like does recipe development for restaurants and he made me call them and have like conversations with them and I was like 10 years old just like asking about chicken

wing recipe for my restaurant. I'm genuinely shocked that your dad's tombstone does not have a little drumstick on it. He doesn't have one. Oh. Dickhead. Ah! God is ass. He's mad. I can not believe, bro. I fucking, he was such a fucking psycho, man. I remember the name too. It was, uh, he wanted it. He wanted it to be called Jizz de Zelle,

which is like the worst fucking name ever, because it literally only translates to only wings. This sounds like when my uncle would tell me about his restaurant business plan because he was a manager at Burger King for years. Oh, what was, please enlighten. He didn't have any concrete plan. He would just say, I could. open up my own restaurant and it'd be awesome. I was a Burger King manager. I could do this.

It'd be awesome. Blackjack and hookahs. I was thinking the same thing. Let's go. Never that. It was always just like, we'd serve good food there. And it'd be like, how? It'd be like, well, I have a plan. What's your plan? Well, I have one. Got a plan, Arthur. You just got to believe. Arthur. Arthur. One more chicken wing, Arthur. I love my uncle, but this is the same person who sent me his gigantic, he sent me his gigantic chat GPT web comic about werewolf plans. Oh my God. Why is your entire family on chat GPT? I think I still have his fucking, like, the thing he sent me. Because he's like, I'm going to use it to write a comic book and it's going to be awesome.

And there are like 50 different parts where it just says, consumes raw meat, eats raw meat. Such and such character eats raw meat and then consumes raw meat. What of your favorite characters would eat and consume raw meat? M. Knight Shyamalan from the village. M. Nichamalan from Lady in Water. M. Knight-Sharmelon from The Happening. Batista from Knock at the Gavin.

Batista from Itman 3. Batista from WWBraw. Here's a really good one. Page 15 Discovering clues. Panel 1, close up of a strange paw truck. Panel 2, close up of another unusual paw track. Panel 3, Dimitro sniffing the air looking straight ahead. And then sniffing and then the next page, it's literally 17 panels of sniffing. What are you talking about anymore?

I have my uncle's 82 page dossier for his graphic novel about werewolves. Awesome. That's all it says. Just like panel three, this happens. Two characters sniffing. Sniff. Sniff. Fucking comic was written by my dog.

Comic was written by me. Our diets, the need to eat raw meat for stamina. I understand now. It will be years. It will be a year in a few days. I think we should leave the day after tomorrow. Can you go? Of course, I will be ready to go by then.

So Brendan puts together as D&D campaigns, actually. I would actually Don't accuse him I would like you to take that back Right fucking now I'm immediately stepping up We're running the forever fade Smokers alley

Cause you said the I'm gonna have to take that Asa you've actually wounded me I'm going to read more of this My thumb has healed Mine has also So we have a new God That has blessed us

With abilities beyond man Though we must consume raw meat We are given stamina for damn Fucking Tim and Eric As Document beast. I said I was gonna cook but it's like 10. I'm gonna fucking order food 9. 9 o'clock. Don't bullshit By the time I go pee pee pee and poo. It's gonna be time. Hour shit. It's not even nine. What is what? So what if I hour shit? Fuck you. This is staying in. No, no no.

Take as long as I want. Billy. My legs can go dead. My fucking legs can go dead. I don't give a fuck. My ass is sitting and shit. And shit. and I'll be on my fucking phone. I'll watch fucking Malcolm in the middle. On the fucking toilet. I'll watch Dewey while I take a shit. Hey, thanks so much for listening.

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