Please Stop Talking - Gremlin | Please Stop Talking

Episode Date: May 3, 2018

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How did you find me? That's not important. Head on over to PleaseStopShopping.com right now! Yo, it's MC David and I'm here to say The PST Podcast is underway! Welcome to the podcast! Are we doing that? Yes, no. Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of please stop talking i am your host avery but

you might know me better as shammy i'm joined today as per usual by my friends david hello kyle hello uh and uh cameron's here too. Hey, I'm back. Welcome back, Cameron. Welcome back, buddy. He's back. I was in a hole. Cameron just decided he didn't want to be on the last episode. I want to fucking die.

Cameron, I told you it was your call. Oh my gosh. And it was. It was absolutely your call. Honestly, it was your call. my god and it was it was absolutely your call honestly it was your call thank you David so anyone who really just fucking hates Brendan's voice and really misses Cameron's

now you know it's 100% Cameron's fault looks like a lot of those people out there I don't think so anyways you had a question right yeah what was your first concert that you went to um when i was uh when i was a child i was brought to a dave matthews band concert by my parents. Did you like it? No. Dave Matthews?

I don't know why Dave Matthews. When I was a child. Dave Matthews Band is like one of those bands that you hear about, but you never actually listen, like hear their songs. Yeah. Are you talking about Dave Matthews Band? Dave Matthews song. Dave Matthews Band? It's like quintessential dad rock.

Oh no. Nice. God, I love dad rock. I also had quintessential dad rock because Oh no. Nice. I also had quintessential dad rock because my parents brought me to a collective soul concert when I was young. And I fell asleep even though we were in front row. Actually, for me, it was also dad rock.

But it was good. It was... Oh, he sings the song that's like... Do you feel like I do? Do you feel... Actually, I guess collective soul isn't really rock. Do you feel like I do? Do you feel... Actually, I guess Collective Soul isn't really rock, but it's dad. Do you feel like we do? Peter Frampton, there you go.

I don't know who that is. Pretty fucking good. It's more classic rock, actually, than dad rock. Well, classic rock's good. It's pretty nice. I really liked it. What about Cameron? I can't remember for the life of me the name of the...

I could run to my room right now and get the ticket, because I have the ticket framed. I I can't remember for the life of me the name of the- I could run to my room right now and get the ticket because I have the ticket framed. I just can't remember like what his name was. You have the ticket framed? Yeah! Damn, you framed it, but don't remember it. Not like a big- it's like a photo frame. What's even the point of- what's even the point of framing it if you're not gonna remember it, Cameron? What is the point of framing? I actually got a- I got a pic from the guitarist in the band as well. That's it. Wow, and you still don't remember the fucking name of the band. I was eight!

I was eight. I was eight. God damn it. But yeah, they were kind of like a dad rock, almost alternative in a way, because my dad's into alternative music. I think alt dad rock. Alt dad rock, yeah.

Is that a tag on SoundCloud? That's probably a Soundcloud song hopefully dad rap becomes a thing oh my god dad rap is already a thing jc raps so technically liquid dad that was a dad joke for dad rap

dad wave let's just make... I had a pleasant experience. It was good. I liked it. Cameron? David, what was yours? I just said so. It was Peter Fremton. Oh, okay.

And he had the funny Simpsons on the screen and I was like, heck yes. I know the yellow. I love the Simpon. I love Sim simpen. I love simpen. So I had... Lloyd something, sorry. I had...

I went to a bunch of concerts and there's always weird things that happens at concerts because... Oh yeah, say it ain't so. Because everybody's fucking high and just i mean at least for me because it's like everybody's on speed at electronic music concerts and most of the concerts i've been to have to be uh i wasn't have to look at this boy straight edge as hell oh yeah dude i was so straight edge with

my bud light oh boy but um this one time we went to see um maddie on and i fucking love maddie on and there was just this these really fucking drunk guys up from us because it's this it's it was in this really shitty venue called the new city gas and it was like fuck i don't know how to explain it there were like people that were in the vip lounges were like higher than the other people so they looked down on you literally nice it was fucking not good because the guys there were really fucking drunk and they spotted my friend david because my friend david is this huge black guy with an afro right but he had he his afro was particularly huge that night and like everybody one night no every fucking body was like yo sick afro dude and like he was just like hey thanks thanks and then people would buy him drinks and shit and one of the vip guys yeah no people fucking love his afro i mean to be fair

i'd probably buy someone a drink if they had a like insane afro dude his afro was insane it was so lit but the guys at on the top in the vip lounge one of them was just spotted him was like that's fucking sick and he made this really sketchy like drink with a bunch of alcohol and he he was really drunk he just goes up to david and he's like because that's my friend's name i don't know if i mentioned you did mention that you said my friend david it's okay that's how you introduced it your friend david black david and uh small david we're the ying we're the ying and the yang. Oh my god, you really are. You're like a tiny ghost man and he's a giant afro man.

It's good. It's fucking awesome. That's lit as hell. Yo, the original odd couple. And the drunk guy Wait, was he on speed since you weren't? No. That's even the point. He was just we were all having fun just jumping and going fucking crazy because madion is amazing and then the drunk guy just so like he just stumbles

around and eventually goes and just gives david this glass and he just says dude your afro is fucking cool as shit dude just take this it's so good and then david was like oh yeah thanks man and he didn't want to drink it because it looks because you know the guy was really sketchy and they were also yeah don't if someone hands you if someone hands you a drink that you at any point did not see you should not take it oh yeah especially if it's like open yeah drinks the drunk guy was just like looking at him waiting for him to take a sip so he just like you know when you do the pretend thing where you draw he just did that and the guy was like this is good right it was like hell yeah and he just went back up in their fucking vip den and then a few like like i think it was close to the end of

the show they just started one of the guys in at their table just took like a glass like fuck what are they called there's a specific name for like big alcohol no big alcohol um bottles like a handle a handle he just took a glass handle and he was like wow and threw it in the fucking crowd oh What? What? Was it empty? Yep. Oh. Those guys were insane. Oh, no. They threw,

they had like this big, I mean, five liter Grey Goose vodka and just sprayed it on the people on the ground. They were assholes.

And they, they, like the security went up and they took him and fucking all his group they all left and they were yelling like you can't do that we paid her like 10k a fucking ticket dude i didn't even know you could pay 10k for a fucking ticket yeah also hot tip if you spend a lot of money on a ticket that does not mean the rules no longer apply to you oh yeah not that means you should be a lot more courteous of the rules, because you really don't want to get kicked out of a seat that expensive.

They were insane. Wait, $10,000? How do you spend that much on a fucking ticket? How do you... That's alcohol. VIP. I was just buying Kendrick Lamar tickets. And we fucking know you were buying Kendrick Lamar tickets, Cameron.

We had to postpone the podcast so that you could buy your Kendrick Lamar tickets. Hell yeah. And you said you didn't want to buy them on the podcast, but I'm starting to think maybe you really, maybe you would have been fine buying them on the podcast. Hang on a second, guys. Pause the stories. I got Kendrick Lamar tickets to buy. I don't know if you all have heard, Kendrick Lamar found a map I'm on this is just supposed to be a side

to say that the most expensive tickets I saw was $600 I couldn't imagine a ticket for $10,000 and what that would get you it's unlimited alcohol Cameron, fewer people don't get to see the $10,000 tickets, okay? But I got $600 tickets

to our meet and greet. Like, I'm confused. What is the $10,000? Was it a festival name that was in all 12 days? $10,000 that you get to go home with them? It's unlimited alcohol.

Oh, really? You get, like, unlimited alcohol. How much would you drink? I'm not gonna drink? I would die if I drank $20 worth of alcohol, probably. You're not alone.

Wait, so it's $10,000 a ticket for 12 people. No, not for one. You said $10,000 a person. I thought it was $10,000 for one ticket. No, I just said that the guy said to the

security that it was $10,000 Yeah, I was thinking like this one dude spent $10,000 on his own ticket. That would be crazy. That would be crazy, David. That's why we have this reaction. Yo, that thing I said, if that was true, that would be wild. Man, I'm so glad it's not true.

God damn. So is that like it? Is it just it ends when they get kicked out? I mean, pretty much. Afterwards, it was just the end of the show and he was like, ah, merci. And we were like hell yeah did you ever see someone's like glass shards sticking out of their head no any point or something no i did not so i'm it hurt someone yeah no throwing a handle is not oh god yeah

that's like there's some fucking dudes knocked out in that crowd now with fucking glass i mean probably everybody's just someone save him please wakes up he's like marion hell yeah i had a fucking wild night have you guys ever went to um been to a music festival no i've never even i haven't even been to a concert like uh like myself really i mean i don't go by myself no i don't even mean that i mean like i haven't gone to like i haven't like gone to a concert for a band or anything that i listen to since you've been or like not since you were a child or something yeah not well and i didn't even i was i was tricked yeah i wasn't even forced i was tricked i thought we were doing something else and then we just there was a concert and dave matthews

and i was like what is happening damn your parents are like we can't even be honest oh shit i just remembered i went to see roger waters recently. Yeah. And we were sitting next to a young couple. And we have... Me and my friends, we had... Because I was with my friend Ferds. That young couple hated you by the end of it. No, we hated them. Because they were fucking annoying as shit.

We named them... Fables of Turrent have, we have a name for people like them. Oh, oh, wow. All right. What? What is? Oh, no, no. No, it's because it's like, it's two stereotypical Quebecers, right? And they're just really shitty.

Like, shitty Quebecers, basically. And we call them Kevins and Cindys. Sounds like cats and cindys. What the fuck? It's sweet. Because nobody has that. Because it's like, the parents are like, oh, that's a nice English name. Let's call our child Kevin.

But instead of saying Kevin, they say Kevin. And instead of saying Cindy, they say Cindy. Well, that didn't even sound like an accent. That was you doing a weird robot man voice. I mean, that's how they say it. Cindy.

Cindy. Kevin. Let's get it. And he goes, hey, Kevin. Is there more to that story or do you just want to insult the boy? Kevin let's get it hey Nego see Kevin is there more to that story or do you just want to insult me the guy I swear to god the guy never goes out

because he like he was going insane like he kept drinking and he was super drunk like at the start of the show and at the start of the show. And at the start of the show, it's just like, oh, fuck.

I hope I... I don't think I can spoil this show, right? What do you mean? What? Is it still going on? I mean, because it's shitty if I spoiled the show. Spoiler alert. Wait, Roger Waters? Hang on.

I think it's over. Hang on, David. When I say skip to, say the actual time in the episode. Skip to... 16 minutes and 16 seconds. To avoid spoilers. For Roger Waters. There you go.

It basically shows, because there's a story at the beginning, and it shows the end of the world, and it's really somber and sad and bittersweet like with like nice guitars and the guy next to me was like like kevin was like fuck yeah let's go roger he was the only guy he was the only guy and i was like oh shit what the fuck is he doing that doesn't sound like an asshole it sounds like someone with some kind of disability he was just drunk i mean drunk at his point drunk drunk yeah it hinders your ability disables you but god that's not the worst

part because he was like that the whole show and at one point i just like fade phased him out like i just stopped listening to him and start like listening to the show at one point i just like fade phased him out like i just stopped listening to him and start like listening to the show at one point his girlfriend just cindy keeps fucking going like oh my god fuck fuck fucking fuck fuck and i just hear fuck non-stop i'm like oh no what is happening i just turn around and kevin is like just calm down girl like we're gonna find it we're gonna find it and then he turns around and sees that i'm i'm looking at them and he's like you guys have you guys seen an iphone have you guys seen an iphone and he just i'm just like no and he grabs his cellular phone just starts fucking opens up the flashlight

and now there's light right next to me flashing and it's really distracting while the show goes on and he they're just both looking for the iphone and at random points he just looks back to the show and goes woo fuck that and then he just keeps searching and she's like Kevin stop that Kevin he didn't want to be rude he wanted to make sure they knew yeah he was like keep going Roger don't hold up on my account dog

it was always at like points where the music is really like smooth and really nice and like he would just go fuck yeah man he kept buying beer and god french canadian french canadians are like the americans of canada it's incredible no those guys are stereotypes those guys are stereotypes that's what i'm saying david kevins and cindy's are the americans of canada yeah and during the uh intermission she was like almost crying and ferds pointed pointed out a guy a bit farther away from us they were smoking weed inside this the fucking venue what the fuck did you go in the bell center i went to the bell center in montreal oh it's a huge venue i don't know how the fuck they got weed in legit because when we got in they checked us

out like they checked everywhere i don't know how they could let's not talk about that they be smoking ass weed dude yeah it could just be smoking honestly oh my god maybe why even at that point okay the guy one of the guys like they were all passing a joint and one of the guys completely red like his face was red he was like grabbing the chair like he was just fucking clawing at it you know how do you know i don't know how to explain it he was like at the at the end of his seat like completely just looking up and he was completely red like he was not okay he probably he was probably dying and his friends were just like snap out of it and giving him like the joint so he could smoke but he was like two out of it he was so fucking high and me and ferns

thought he would die meanwhile kevin and cindy were still bickering and fucking oh man it was horrible it was really bad i was sitting next to idiots while ferns was was next to like this really delightful woman i feel like ferns was also getting like pretty much the brunt of it along with you if he was the next seat over yeah but the thing is i was next to the guy so like when he was really really drunk he would just like elbow me by accident and i was like, oh, good. This takes me to take me out of the experience. I wanted Roger Waters. I go, not Roger.

I wanted Roger Waters. I got Roger Elbows. I got Kevin Waters. Good one. We both really nailed it there. We did it. High five, dude. High five. This story reminds me of, like, wait, is your story over, David? Oh, yeah, no, no, no. Yeah,, dude. High five. It sort of reminds me of, like, wait, is your story over, David?

Oh, yeah, no, no, no. Yeah, it is. It is. Okay. It kind of reminds me of the time, like, say, in 2014, I went to Bruce Springsteen with my dad up in Auckland, and it was, like, probably my first really big arena concert experience, and it was so fucking wild as, a 15 year old like going because we got pretty good we got to like the front area like the kind of essentially mosh pit area and uh so i i like we go down and all you see is just like a like this fucking mass of people and then

just like sick smoke like just smoke coming out of the fucking thing of just like people smoking weed I don't like again. It's like one of those things like how the fuck did they get it in there? Cuz there's so many people smoking weed as well. So what is this like people are so crafty are they I know okay? No, it's amazing they search the fight do search you they like like if you bring in a bag They fucking make sure you they go through it and they like make you the fuck out of you. They do search you. Like, if you bring in a bag, they fucking make sure they go through it and they, like, make you empty your pockets and shit. Yeah, so you put it in your shoe and you're good. Oh.

Yeah. Not that I'm advising anything. Kyle out here. Kyle. Well, Kyle. I'm not trying to be too crafty or anything. We'll just mute your thing. I don't advocate for that.

But anyway, it was like being a 58 year old. Being a 58 year old was so fucking weird because you get fucking pushed around in Mosh Pits. You get fucking elbowed the shit out of. What show? Bruce Springsteen. Mosh Pits out of Bruce Springsteen?

Yeah. Well, it's just this fucking... I didn't connect that. It's just this fucking giant culmination of people just trying to fucking get as close as they can to Bruce as close to Bruce as they can that's not an actual mosh pit

well yeah but like people are jumping still it's not like whatever it's so pedantic that's not a real mosh pit real mosh pits have never been attempted god it was because like we were right because i went with my dad and then we were right next to some people who are smoking weed so it's really weird as a 15-year-old getting offered weed. What?

Right next to your dad. As a 15-year-old getting offered weed. That sounds like high school. That's all that sounds like to me. Like, I'm next to my dad, though. Yeah. Yeah, but they probably thought your dad was cool. True. Yeah, little did they know

your dad probably took a hit when you weren't looking you know but yeah no it was fucking crazy I just like there was this fucking one lady who just stared at me the entire time from behind like every time I looked back because like we're like inside like the

I guess not the culmination of people David is that what you want the car we're inside the cover we're in the squash pit and there is someone so hard behind me that I feel like keep on digging into my back and I'm like what the fuck so look behind me and there's just this lady just staring at me and I'm like what the fuck I'm like this fucking small 58 year old boy and this lady's like staring into my eyes I'm like no

please god and the fucking she was trying to steal shit no she was trying to fucking push in front of me like to try and get past me but instead of going around or like trying to find another way in she just kept on prodding my back and then staring at you and then just staring at me i'm like what the fuck but the weirdest pick up on her non-verbal language dog yeah true i should have been picking

up on her flow um but uh the weirdest part because it's a bruce springsteen concert there was like it's a mixed crowd it's not just like old people young people it's a Bruce Springsteen concert, there was like, it's a mixed crowd. It's not just like old people, young people. It's like quite a lot of young people, quite a lot of old people. Wait, what? It's not just old and young people. It's a lot of old and young people. No, sorry.

It's not just, it's not, I mean, I mean, it's not just old people or young people. It's like a mix of them all. It's like, okay, like it's split 50- people. It's like a mix of them all. It's like, okay, it's split 50-50. It's split 50-50. Sorry. I can see why that might be confusing. Confusing. But, like, all of the old people got really trashed beforehand.

So they were all, like, super fucking drunk. And so, like, there was this one lady who was being carried out, just like screw, like screaming and like nonverbal language. She was just being carried out by four security guards. And I look at her and she just, she's like, she's like being carried like by all fours.

And she just like throws up out the side of her fucking mouth. And she's being carried out of the arena. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Like, this isn't even like fucking halfway into the show this lady got fucking trashed way before fucking bruce started saying that was fucking crazy all these like fucking all these old people like taking off their shirts and shit i'm like what

the fuck is going on upbringing i think i understand the whole deleted episode story a little bit more. You can't bring that up. I didn't. I didn't. I fucking, I coded language, Kyle. It was such a wild fucking time. Like it was, it was like a really new experience for me. It's like, I don't like everything. Every time I hear about something that happened to you growing up

it's always like fucking bizarre and crazy and then we have to delete the episode like 50k special like man yeah keep bringing up yeah um when I was in high school my parents took me to an ACDC concert what okay and that's fucking that's pretty cool that's pretty cool I was like indifferent

because I was in high school and you know so above it all yeah I'm like who are these act dick people Jesus exactly shit soft I'm listening to skrillex david's the only one who didn't laugh because david really likes skrillex i think he's a genius um and so it was at this uh this baseball stadium and there was a bar that everyone was hanging out in before. I think I was just walking

and this big dude stops me in my tracks and is like, have you ever been to a concert before? I'm like, uh, I mean... What are you, a fan? What, you heard this before? Either way, he went up to me and he's like, have you ever been to a concert

before? And I'm like, uh, yeah. And he's like have you ever been to a concert before and i'm like uh yeah and he's like which one and i'm like collective soul when i was younger he's like that's pussy shit you're gonna love this and then he just like took a drink from his beer and kept walking away and then later uh when everyone was like grabbing their seats we were up on the upper deck of a baseball field and so uh where you exit there's like seats like below the main entrance and then like above and above there's like the staircase with a railing on it and i this big like burly dude is standing on the railing of the staircase with a kilt on and nothing underneath.

And he's just screaming before the concert even starts and his unshaved balls are just hanging down on the concert. And it was traumatizing. Yeah. Is that it? There's no but? It was traumatizing? No, it was traumatizing because he was a fiend.

Why do you always have these fucked up stories, Kyle? It's not like they're headed toward a joke and then it's just like, yeah, and I still haven't really gotten over it. Exactly. What the fuck? Holy shit. I still remember it. Exactly. What the fuck? I'm still trying to get over it. Holy shit. I still remember it.

Like, it's right there. God. I just remember No wonder you got into Psychonk. Yeah. No wonder you got into psychology.

No wonder you got into psychology. You're still trying to figure out what's going on with your fucking brain. You're like, trying to process it. You're trying to learn

as much as you can so you can get over these stories. Like, holy shit. Before we record episodes, I was like, y'all got a story for this? Kyle's like, oh yeah. I got a story.

Yeah, one time I saw this old man's balls and it was really traumatizing. I mean, there was no happy ending I mean the concert was good come on Kyle Kyle what the fuck I don't know what story arc you're looking for here

it's just balls man it's just balls and ever since that day I never respected oh god Just balls. And ever since that day, I never respected. Oh. Fucking freaking. God. Oh, my God. Are you okay?

No. Oh, my fucking God, though. God. holy fucking shit have you been to any other concerts since then kyle yeah we're there did you witness any you witness any murders or anything? Well, no. What? I mean. Well, no? What do you mean, well, no? Well, sorta. I mean, this one's going to have an abrupt ending as well.

Can you be a witness to your own crime? Okay. Tell it. Jesus Christ. I mean, I just went to a concert with my friend, and he was under-influenced, and when we were there from what? that's not cool dude um

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he's a male and my friend is just like starts freaking out he's like what if he's like gonna shoot everyone and i'm like he's probably not he's like what if he did i'm like trust me it's not gonna happen but what i can tell he's like yeah i can read his mind from here dude he doesn't look ready um ready he doesn't look ready ready the fuck is wrong with you that means he's going to be ready at some point no but he's just warming himself up no no i've seen this plenty of times he's scoping it out

first don't worry we're fine next concert fucked that's so fucked yeah it is isn't it kyle no but yeah he was just freaking out the whole time and nothing ever happened but you know nothing ever happened isn't a story i told you there was no it's gonna end as abruptly as the last one why did these stories all in the same because nothing ever happens it's just build up no no climax. God. Fucking Christ. Yeah, maybe you should have gone for that second concept. Oh my God, Cameron. Oh my God. What the fuck?

Look, I was just following the joke up. I was fucking- Sick follow-up. Sick follow-up. I don't want you on my team anymore. You're scary. You're really scary I went to a music festival

the fest the it's called the Quebec Summer Festival and deadmau5 was headlining that night and Like us and stuff what do you think? what do you fucking think? did he have time to play anything else afterward? he played Strobe at the end which is the perfect song to end on

and then he did an encore and ruined it oh but it was Cthulhu sleep so that's fine because that that song fucking bangs anyways while we were waiting like festivals are like debauchery it's insane how drunk and high and just insane people get like a lot of titties, a lot of dicks. Okay, wait, hang on. What festival is this? What?

Avery's pulled out his notepad. I don't know. What is it, 1893? I have a phone. Sorry, he pulled open his notepad on his computer. Phone. I just said the word. He just said phone.

All right. All right. Anyways, we I was lucky because my friend, my friend's dad worked at a company and they bought him VIP tickets. So we were in the VIP section, but people were still fucking insane in there. There was this really drunk how do you what do you little person yeah sure

oh yeah I can't know it's okay we probably don't have any of those listening why I can't imagine why that would be censoring David. Why? I can't imagine why that would be offensive in any sort of way. Oh yeah, because now that it's

offensive, now we have to censor it, guys. Why are y'all so offended by the word d***? Because it reminds me of David. What the f***? Wow, alright. Okay, fine. The d*** was really wrong. No! reminds me of David what the fuck all right okay fine every single time we've said it and this is the was like really drunk and he was like he was dancing and screaming like

and there was no music playing because they were changing artists like they were switching artists and he got really drunk and started throwing beer on me but he was just like right next to me and he was just throwing it on my face and I was like I was like young like wait actually I was 16 on purpose I was 16 it was like wow and just throwing the beer

on my face and I was like dog I'm sure you can't call him dogs too you can't call him dog dude also David I. You can't call him dog, dude. Also, David, I just want to say, I know you're short and all, but it's pretty fucked up that you think **** is still your word. You should stop saying it. You guys are dicks.

What the fuck? That's all me. Don't put that on camera. Avery, you're not even doing this for the joke anymore. You're straight up doing this because you know it's gonna fuck with David when he has to edit the podcast. You're such a piece of shit. Anyways, he was throwing beer on me, and I didn't want to start anything.

You didn't want to brawl with a little person? Because I would win, so I said- Because I would win. Sorry, said... Because I would win. Sorry, won't you just call him Avery? Little person. Don't you mean... I'm not a monster, Cameron. Ah, fuck.

Anyways. He just kept doing it, and then the security just came to him because he was going insane. Just throwing beer on everybody and screaming. And like the other artists started playing and they started doing crowd surfing. And somebody was just really pissed off. And this girl, he grabbed her and he fucking threw her on the floor. Wait, what happened? Is this the little person?

No, the little person was, I mean, the was, I mean, the I really like that you guys committed to the joke. Yeah, I regret that. They just took him away. They took him away to the...

To the jail. Oh my god, Taman. And... It was after that. After that, it was just... Okay, so this guy was just pissed off? What did he say? What did Avery say?

What did Avery say? It did they say? What did they say? It's like a playpen. Losing my fucking mind. This child. First throw him in a bouncy castle. Just leave him. Kyle, after the podcast, can you explain to me why I'm like this? Sure.

Sure, boss. Thanks, man. Oh my god. Continue your story. The orcs took the orcs took the away what's happening now this mean david's frodo oh am i frodo do i have the ring oh man what if lord of the rings you're a whiner so yeah sure oh oh sorry oh david you're a sam you're a sam you're not a frodo don't worry oh sick nice good finish your story what if the lord of the rings happened during an edm concert that's not finishing that's not the story

they they there was this girl and she started crowd surfing and there was a guy that was pissed off and he was like I'm tired of this crowd surfing shit and he just took the girl and threw her on me like fucking what did he have against you?

did he hear you called the little guy a g**t? oh my god shut up I'm stopping that was the last one i promised and i just had this drunk girl on me and i fell to the ground and it hurt a lot i'm sorry and then when she got up, she vomited. It was sick. On you? Did she vomit on you? No, next to me. I was like, nice. At least she didn't do it on me, you know?

Yeah, that was courteous of her. Yeah. What the fuck are we going to do with the situation? I don't know. I don't know either. Like, committing was funny, but now it's horrible. Just fucking bleep it out every time, David. You can do it.

No, but then he has to bleep out me calling them orcs too. That's going to make me seem... No, no, no. Don't bleep out the orcs part. Are we cutting this argument out? No. I don't want... This is going to be a lot of work for David if we censor it. I don't mind if we censor it. I don't want this is gonna be a lot of work for david if we censor it

i don't mind if we censor it i don't care it's up to you david whichever you think is funnier and we're back anyone else have any fucking concert stories that I can ruin? I don't. I'm all out. I'm glad, Kyle. Really glad.

I'm going to be honest, Kyle, you're a little bit excluded from that question. That wasn't for you. I have a question for you. Oh wait, do you have a story? No, I was just going to say I remember the name of the guy that the first concert I went to was Lloyd Cole. Nice. Sweet. Now we can put like a thing in the video.

The loop has ended. Nice. I have a question for you guys. It doesn't have anything to do with concerts, though. So, like, I don't know if I should. Do you have $14.95 you need to spend somewhere? Go ahead David Go ahead ask your question

Less than $10 Please stop shopping.com Do you guys Do your parents know about your podcast habits? Habits? Habits? What? What does that mean? How you have to record a podcast do they know about the podcast yeah do they know about the podcast yeah mine do uh i don't think

my parents know it's a podcast i just say i have to record something with people how do they not question it that's just something kyle's parents that is that is the most kyle thing just like i'm gonna record something all right sweetie don't do anything weird yeah pretty much that's actually not not too far from how it works then kyle lies and said yeah i won't have your parents have your parents ever listened to an episode, excluding Kyle, because we already know for Kyle? No. Wait, your mom? No, my mom has.

My dad has. What did he think? Oh, God, which one? I don't know. I don't know what he thought. I hope I wasn't there. You don't know what he thought? Wait, he told me that he listened to it and you didn't ask?

He told me that he listened to it and he's like I don't understand what you guys are talking about but it sounds like you're having a good time. And I was like, thanks dad. I hope it was the episode. That's great. My mom started asking questions recently because of all the fucking shipping

supplies that I ordered recently. Because my room is basically full of boxes and tubes and posters and she was like oh this is actually a thing because i told her like oh well i i do this podcast and she was like everyone does a podcast yeah sure yeah she was just like yeah okay he's doing a podcast like and then i told her, oh, we just got a sponsor today. And she was like, mm-hmm. And now she's seeing the posters and she was like, what the fuck is that?

What are you doing? And it was really, really hard to explain to my mom what a podcast was. Oh, yeah, no. I still have not properly. My dad has listened to it and he still doesn't understand what it is It's so hard to explain also my mom my mom's like can I listen to it? I'm like well Don't speak English do you oh Damn, that's your mom do maybe maybe I should translate one episode how good how bad how that would be really time-consuming

I feel also very bad. Do you know French people who would voice us? I got dibs on furs. Oh, fuck. Oh, no. You should not have dibs on furs. I want our David to voice me. And other David to voice our David?

Yeah. And then I just want Charlie there instead of Cameron, because that sounds like the ideal. And Charlie's just speaking English and everybody else is speaking French. Yes. And he's like, yeah. Okay.

That'd work. That would work. David. Yeah. Does your mom know of any of these like wacky, crazy adventures you go on? She know about shower doors. Does she know about like maybe you shouldn't translate the podcast i'm starting to think that might be the play the only thing yeah recently she learned that i smoked weed once

and she got very fucking upset so i don't think it's time to talk about man she's not she can't need to know about the time that someone sat next to you and it made you feel the happiest you've ever felt oh shit that would be fucking horrible yeah so many stories i mean she doesn't have to know i'm a i'm a hope my parents don't listen to the podcast just in case they're 50 we actually get to 50 someone had french subtitles to this please oh god oh, God. Oh, my God. Don't do this to yourself. That's so much time. Someone add New Zealand subtitles to this.

What are we doing? Should we wrap up? Is this it? Are we done? I feel like we should wrap up. I feel like we should wrap up, yeah. I feel like we've exhausted our stories. Can I plug me first?

Please. What? Go ahead, Kyle. they always forget the first one that's not true I have to go tie my shoes real quick so you guys can go first what do you need your shoes for Kyle I'm curious running

the ad or the uh the the ad read what is happening what have you been doing for the past hour Kyle an ad read that's all this podcast is for anyone who's wondering I just need more money if you

if you listen to it back at two times speed you'll hear us just say please stop shopping.com repeated it's really great speaking of plugging um patreon.com slash show me our music to support the podcast.

Oh yeah. At $500 we're going to have a new PSD show. Yeah the new show is like a drop $4.99 thing. That sounds really fun so someone should just drop $500. Just do it. Please.

What do you know so someone should just drop 500 bucks just do it idiot god damn what do you have what do you know as you can do it what the fuck's wrong with you guys didn't you say you wanted to you can follow me on twitter at twitter.com you're about to say swear meow music

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because I'm on a social media break right now anyways, I think I want to give a quick update for anyone who's wondering when the next review is coming. Good idea. Because it's another... It's sort of spiraled into being another sort of longer one. This one I'm hoping to keep it around 30 minutes

instead of 40, because I just don't want to do another 40-minute video. But it is coming. It is in the works. I've been dealing with a lot of stuff privately and, uh, some really, really, really bad writers block. So I've been just trying to power through that and, uh, finish the video and it's on, uh, it's on a few different games instead of just one. So structuring it has been kind of tricky, but I'm, I'm finally making a lot of really good progress on it so it should be coming in May

and if it's not done by May I'm fucking putting my Patreon on hold so thank you everyone for watching please stop listening put me up put me down put my feet back on the ground, put me up, feel my heart and make me happy.

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