Please Stop Talking - Halloween Special | Please Stop Talking

Episode Date: October 31, 2017

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Over 180,000 titles to choose from for your iPhone, Android, Kindle, or MP3 player. Kyle, you had that memorized? Yeah. Wait, are you serious? You had that memorized? My book recommendation is Frankenstein by Mary Shelley, narrated by Dan Stevens. Or Derek Jacoby. That one's higher rated.

Look, who cares? Jacoby. Wait, that's what you're laughing at Alright All right. Hello, everyone, and welcome to the actual Halloween special episode of the Please Stop Talking podcast. I am your host, Shammy, but you might know me better as Avery. I'm joined, as always, by my lovely co-host. You said it backwards again. No, I didn't. You said Shammy, but you might know me better as Avery. I'm joined as always by my lovely co-host. You said it backwards again. No, I didn't. You said Shammy, but you might not be

better as Avery. Fuck me, did I actually? Sorry, I'm not here. Go ahead. You're not even here yet, yeah. Joined by David. Cameron. Hey, what's up? And Kyle.

Cameron, I appreciate you being with me on this one. No problem, dude. It's not Halloween. You introduced him before. You fucked that up twice, dude. Kyle, I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing. Look, I'm just making up for the thing. Also, in pretty much every episode, I introduce Cameron before you. Anyway, I'm just making the check.

I'm just making up the point that when you release this, it won't be Halloween for New Zealand anymore. So, you know, I've got to keep it. Who cares? Who cares about it? Does New Zealand even have Halloween? We've adapted. Really?

There you go. What does that mean? What do you mean by adapted? Adapted to the New Zealand fears, such as... I'm recording, right? I am. Okay. Okay, good.

All right. Because you guys aren't scared of spiders because you have big spiders. That's Australia. That's Australia. Does New Zealand not have big spiders? We have only one poisonous... Flightless birds. Only one deadly spider.

Wow, you guys are a bunch of pussies. Okay. It's a whiteback spider, I think oh nice and now we know now we know to never come visit you i mean there are more deadly spiders where i live than that probably so are we enjoying what the fucking podcast is about at some point halloween scary halloween it's just scary spooky we're gonna try our hardest to scare you all nope wrong we're going to talk about we're just gonna talk about

general Halloweeny stuff we're gonna try and sort of freeform it so yeah so David's gonna lead us off with his spooky David's gonna start us off with a spooky story about him in a documentary. Yeah.

So, um, last or two weeks ago, I was, I was, we were straight fucking shut your mouth. I'm going to fucking die. At least when I cut David off, I cut him off with words. We were streaming. Uh, I think it was jackbox and the moment what the fuck was funny about that i don't know sorry i don't understand we were streaming that and the moment we finish like i'm like oh i'm gonna i'm gonna go to bed so i go to bed and i get a facebook message from one of my friends and she just says she just types she tells me i just saw you on television and you were screaming and i i was like that scared me too i was i told her where did you see that what the fuck and she was she told me i i saw you

on uh canal d which is the discovery channel in french and okay why wouldn't you just say that why does it yeah why does it sound like canada what i don't know what it's it's it because it's channel d discovery channel i don't know fuck you dude all right and and i just tell all my friends like where i i was in a documentary like a cosplay documentary we need to find it because it was a documentary about cosplay and they were filming it at the convention well are you a cosplayer no i'm not but i think they thought i was kyle i like that you're the audience stand-in on this podcast that's my favorite thing yeah you're welcome and um were you dressed up though david yeah i was i i was wearing a tiger kigurumi so so you were cosplaying wait no no no i was wearing a no you're in a fursuit a kigurumi

you guys don't know what a kigurumi is nope wait i actually have that sounds way too japanese for me it is a japanese thing it was at otaku-san oh naturally yeah and uh oh right it's a onesie well i'll just post a picture in uh general here we go yeah it's a one that'll be good for the listeners it's an animal onesie basically post it i'll post it somewhere else like just it's an animal onesie it's an animal that's a cosplay tiger onesie with a hood i was cosplaying my favorite animal tiger please i wish you wouldn't oh i want to die um yeah so i i just tell all my friends we need to find this fucking documentary because i'm screaming like a retard in it and uh my friend was like it it's airing tomorrow again at 2 p.m so i'm gonna catch it and when i catch it i'm gonna confirm and the next day he confirms he's like yeah this this

fucking happened you were on national television screaming like a retard in a tiger costume classic and i was i was like holy shit that's so amazing i minus two to reputation but the thing mom i made it yeah they eventually they did find a picture of the of me in the at the thing which will be posted on i guess my twitter or the podcast twitter when this episode comes out yeah yeah well i'll just retweet it but yeah here's the proof for you guys there you go it's kawaii as hell yeah and i'm i'm like next to my friend david and we're all screaming like fucking retards and taking a selfie and And I guess we can post a link to the, like the, do you post that on Twitter?

Right. Or yeah, I'll post it on the podcast Twitter. Okay. So if you watch the podcast on YouTube, that'll be the pinned comment. It will be a link to that. Yeah.

But, um, and I'm, I'm, I'm still trying to find the fucking documentary. I know it's, it's now available on Vimeo, but how much? I think it's five bucks it

wasn't out yet that's worth it it wasn't out yet but now it's out when it will be out i'm gonna i'm gonna try to download it or screen cap the couple minutes where i was on it and yeah that's the story of how I was on national television screaming like a retard. I think you're the only person I know who would make it on national television and scream like a retard and say it's great. No, that probably happens to a couple people,

but you said it's great. I think it's funny. Yeah. I mean, I don't, that doesn't seem like something that David would be ashamed of. I, David, what are you ashamed of of can we start this off with shame with shame that's not are you ashamed of anything am I no David's pretty shameless I'm pretty do we have any Halloween stories now I just want to get that one out of the way because you've been saying

you wanted to talk about that on the podcast for like a few weeks now yeah um I wanted to get that one out of the way because you've been saying you wanted to talk about that on the podcast for like a few weeks now yeah um i wanted to talk about things when you were a kid because when you're a kid you're scared of fucking retarded shit yeah yeah things that make no sense to be scared of but you're scared out of your goddamn mind for no reason so like i want to talk about that like just childhood fears that are ridiculous i've got one of a of a show episode of doctor who that i was definitely afraid of when i was like nine or whatever and it i mean it's i i feel like it was a legitimate like reason to be afraid because basically i was at a uh like a kind of like a after school care because like my my parents were like working late so i was at uh like a hall basically with a bunch of other kids and uh that night that night uh like it like i don't know whatever time it was

they decided that they would show us an episode of doctor who because it's like you know doctor who's a kid's show whatever we were like nine or whatever so uh so the episode that we decided to watch was the day the earth died which is a i feel like isn't that the one with the kid that's like oh you're my mommy i think it's the day the earth died wait hold up no i think it's the it's oh sorry the end of the world it's called the end of the world the episode is there's a christopher eccleston one and basically it's one where they travel to the future like thousands or like millions of years in the future and it's the inevitable heat death of of the earth like a topic it doesn't sound scary that just sounds depressing no but like as a kid i was legitimately scared like as hell i was like i was like oh my god

one day everything's gonna like like fucking die die and like this the earth is gonna die everything everybody's dead i'm gonna die so basically like filled me with existential dread of just everything ending and how old were you i was like fucking nine and i like i i legitimately i i was i started watching it and i was like i can't and i i got up and like walked out of the room and like just like like fucking sat in the room like fucking sweating i was legitimately sweating that's how fucking scared i was i was in the other room just like waiting for it to end waiting for my waiting for my mom to come pick me up and and it fucking it just it actually fucking ruined me like i i used to love doctor who as well and like none of the other shit where like they would kill like people would die and shit like that in in the episodes like that was fine but like for some reason this just fucking got me like being not only faced with your own morality but the the

eventual like death of everything yeah exactly the ripe old age of nine i remember that episode that that's the episode where there was a britney spears song in it probably i didn't finish watching the episode i just saw and heard the fucking monologue from the doctor saying like yeah eventually everybody's gonna die you're gonna die your grandparents are gonna die your children are gonna die and it's like i'm just like as a kid i'll look oh no it's tomorrow just like everything i do is pointless nothing matters everything's a lie that episode they stretch somebody's face or whatever and then they make a ritual

to Britney Spears is toxic I didn't get that thought through the episode I'm sorry I love that that's what scared you like not the that's like such a real ass fear to have at the age of nine utility of life it really fucked me up i don't know i mean that's not the worst fear to have because it kind of gets rid of your fears of everything else you know like you look at a spider and you're like we're all

gonna die anyways no it's not even it's not that it's the worst fear it's that that's such a real ass fear to have as a nine-year-old yeah like when i was nine i was when i was nine i had recurring nightmares about monkeys and fucking giant lizards coming into my room and killing me. That's what I was scared of when I was dying. Wait, that's rational. Are you serious? Yes. Monkey. Wait, can you repeat that?

Dude, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Monkeys and lizards. I was terrified. Wait, before we move on to that. Wait, I had the exact dream. You also monkey, like when they come into your room and they like, they're like fucking get you. They fucking get you. What the fuck?

I was going to tell you about that earlier. And then I was like, I'm going to save it for the podcast because it's ridiculous. Monkeys are terrifying. I was when I was a kid, I was phobically afraid of monkeys. I wasn't really afraid of lizards. I had a pet lizard, but giant lizards, giant lizards that don't exist. Phobically afraid of monkeys I wasn't really afraid of lizards I had a pet lizard but giant lizards giant lizards that don't exist phobically afraid of them

okay do you guys do you guys remember fucking is it called smile.jpg or some really stupid I don't know okay when I was a kid all the monkeys had a face that kind of looked like that

and that's why it fucking scared the shit out of me i were just real ass chimps and monkeys oh okay yeah i had that dream every fucking night like for months at one point that the monkeys would get you the monkeys were coming for me i don't i had the same thing and i i remembered at one point it scared me so much i just fucking woke up in a cold sweat i was super young i had my fucking blankie and i i just screamed i was like mom i need someone right now i was so fucking scared of the monkeys dude i annoyed the fucking of my parents because i would run into their bedroom in the middle of the night screaming about how the monkeys were coming to get me

i was so afraid i knew like it wasn't even like it wasn't even like I wake up and I'm like oh it was a dream I'm fine I wake up and I'm like they're on the way I need to get the fuck out it was like okay and then also giant squid I didn't have recurring nightmares about them Always genuinely fucking terrified

Of Giant Squid when I was a kid I was scared of things that were not a threat In any way Is it because of their fucking beaks That they have Yes beaks and the tentacles Tentacles creep me out Tentacles turn me on

Cut that out, cut that out. No you're not, don't edit out the part where you talk about tentacles turning you on. Oh my god. This is the- This is the suckling- This is the suckling- This is the suckling- This is the suckling- This is the suckling- This is the suckling- This is the suckling- This is the suckling- This is the suckling- This is the suckling-

This is the suckling- This is the suckling- This is the suckling- This is the suckling- This is the suckling- This is the suckling- This is the suckling- This is the suckling- David, you can't talk about tentacles turning you on and get away with it. Fuck. One thing that scared me when i was a kid was when i watched well everybody here's seen a toy story right yes first one the spider baby the spider baby thing in toys oh yeah toy story that scared me so much i don't know why actually

every toy that the fucking it was it was creepy looking yeah i mean yeah i think everyone was scared of the creepy toys and sid's yes it's house fucking house yeah it was fucking spooky when i was a kid dude i like i remember i i if i watched that movie i would just skip that part fuck that i wouldn't skip it because i wasn't a coward but it was a it was scary wow wow I mean I mean I was phobically afraid of monkeys at the age of nine but I'm not skipping through Toy Story I ain't no puss would you guys say when you have a nightmare and you wake up like it totally affects your mood for like at least the next morning if not the entire next day usually when you have a nightmare and you wake up, like, it totally affects your mood for, like, at least the next morning, if not the entire next day? Usually when I have a nightmare and I wake up, I slowly realize how fucking stupid my nightmare was, and it wasn't actually scary at all. Yeah, but, like, the emotion of that nightmare, I don't know, like, whenever I have a nightmare, it's just like, that's just a bad day.

The emotion will just stick with me for, like, at least till noon. You poor thing. Are you going to be okay? No, I'm really trying to talk about it right now. I had a really weird reoccurring nightmare when I was younger. It was, uh,

it was before like Hunger Games and shit came out, but like, it was a nightmare where I, like me and then some of my school friends were in like a jungle being hunted. But like, we were monkeys there was like this there were no monkeys no it was just some like i don't know fucking suits suit suited dudes actually i'm pretty sure they had monkeys i'm pretty sure they they were they

had no like fucking face or something like that that was their like thing and uh and like we're being chased but instead of like just like us, they would capture us, right? And then later on in the dream, I'd find, like, the person that was captured dead body. Like, just, like, somewhere. It was, like, it fucking freaked me out. And I had it, like, four times in the space of a week. And then never again. Um, I'm not sure.

I've, I've, I have. Young. Dead bodies? What the fuck are you? Do you still have these dreams? Are you okay? Cameron, your fears are so fucking real. Listen, David, I'm going to come to Cameron's defense here.

If I was also, like, faced with... If I was faced with my own morality, the futility of existence, and the inevitable heat death of the universe at the age of nine, I'd probably be having nightmares about dead bodies and not monkeys, too. i think at that point the monkey fear would be gone because i think that's when it left in real life as well i started getting afraid of real shit yeah it was i'm on

i'm on board with cameron's dead body dreams it was's weird as though, because watching the Hunger Games, it felt like that, like in a way, but I had this dream before the Hunger Games. Battle Royale was... I mean, I had no fucking clue what Battle Royale was, dude. Of course, you're saying

Hunger Games copied your dreams? Yes, I'm saying I'm suing them and fucking PUBG and Fortnite. They're all going down. It's from my goddamn head. All right. You're a fucking player unknowing. Player unknowing?

It's clueless. You can play their fucking clueless, dude. It's when you sue somebody for making a fucking battle royale game. No, they weren't doing that. They were copywriting. It was Bluehole. It was Bluehole that threatened. No, it wasn't him. They were copywriting. It was Bluehole. It wasn't PlayerUnknown, like, personally.

What am I scared of? Hmm. Dying. Or were you scared of? Besides just the monster. Monkeys. The monkeys. Monkeys? Spider baby heads? The one thing that I was afraid of was...

Did you ask that question just so that you could talk and cut him off? Alright, David, go ahead. You're a fucking asshole, Kyle. Holy shit. I mean, he wasn't responding quick enough, you know? You knew he wasn't gonna respond. I liked that the second he started to make a noise like he was going to respond like so what i was afraid of i swear there's one thing i i mean i'm still

i don't know why because it's so stupid but i'm still kind of scared of it when it's like it's like when it's 12 and i know it's midnight and i go to the restroom and there's a mirror I always in my mind I'm like don't say Bloody Mary three times you fucking idiot oh my god like you'd accidentally do that I know it's so stupid

but I still do it all the time I'm like I don't want to fucking die from a fucking spirit you fucking idiot like you'd accidentally do that and this is a thing that still happens yeah that's worse than the monkeys

you're a fucking idiot because I listen to a lot of like occult podcasts and podcasts about demonology and shit like that so like the i i hear a lot of things like oh this is how you summon so and so demon and he's gonna fucking melt your eyes and your face will be upside down on and you will die and it's like oh shit i better not do those things accidentally that would suck what a specific demon i don't i don't remember it's like you're still like this there was one demon in particular that i don't know why it was it was a demon where like the story goes like oh you just have to hear it

hear or read his name once and then he's gonna fucking haunt you until you fucking die man oh fuck oh bye bye man that's the plot of that movie i don't know if you're that is you know i know i know i know damn well yeah that's a shitty fucking movie yeah yeah i'm a i'm a coward i can't fucking watch horror movies i have a question david yeah do you believe in that stuff i i don't but goddamn when it's when it's like dark it's midnight when it's midnight i'm in the bathroom oh my god I gotta make sure I'm not ordering drinks you feel me David I wanna get you drunk at midnight and then like

go to a mirror and have you say it three times that's not funny that's scary you're so mean it's gonna help you I swear why drunk cause you won't do it sober. Also, it'd be funny if you were drunk. I'll do it sober with you.

I don't give a shit. Close the lights and... Close the lights and fucking... Never mind, I found another demon I'm scared of. I don't wanna go. There's actually footage of this one screaming. I believe in that one. Yeah, my two eyes.

Scary demon caught on camera. Not fake. Jesus. So, I can... I fucking remembered another time that I was scared when i was like 10 and i was i was got so my like most of my family lives in england so i travel over there uh occasionally and one time when we were coming back we stopped in singapore for like a day or two and i was in the hotel like i was really tired really tired, um, because of jet lag, but I was ten, so I turned

on TV to watch, like, something, and I was, like, middle of the day, right? And for some reason, a horror movie was playing, and uh, this one, I don't know, I can't for the life of me remember what it's called, but I only caught, like, the last half of it, but that was enough to, like, fucking freak me the fuck out. So basically, it's, it's,

I have no clue, um, maybe you might know, based on the Twitter source. Or someone in the comments. have no clue um maybe you might know wait wait wait or someone can you pause real quick sorry somebody's at my door i'll be right back sorry don't actually pause your recording yeah i know wait hold up what the fuck you found it again i found it again but i thought it it again, but I thought it was on the jazz one so we would play like smooth jazz while we wait. But fuck. Play the Goosebumps theme again.

No, but with the drums. Do it. No. Do it. Do you guys wanna know who was at my door? It was my cat. Come on. It was your dad? No, it was my cat. He was fucking yelling. I was like, okay. Why'd you say someone is at my door?

Excuse you? What the fuck? Alright, can I continue my story then? So, basically, I only caught the last bit of it. So, the twist in the movie, I don't know, spoiler for unknown horror movie that i don't know what it is oh man it's old everyone tune out if you want to see that it's it's all it's old so like i i because i was 10 when i when i saw the end of it um and also the worst part was it was dubbed in uh i think fuck i i'm not sure some oh my god language i'm not

100 sure what language it was it was so long ago korean sounds like korean so it was so so like i i didn't understand anything that was going on but um but basically it was the the what i grasped the plot was that there was some dude in the wheelchair and people were dying and this lady and it turns out that the dude in the wheelchair is being dead the whole time and then he's had a hole in the back which his like um handler i don't know like his health has actually been like controlling him puppeting him through and it's like a big bone shaft and like she's got a hand and it shows you she's got her hand through it and she's like controlling everything he does so like that freaked me the fuck out and for the next it like ruined my time in singapore because for the next day it was like it's super fucking humid

but like i i had this pain up my back and i kept on having to feel it just to check that i didn't have like a hole in my back and i wasn't being controlled by something I was like super scared I was 10 man you had an eventful fucking year but like it ruined my time in Singapore first off it's the middle of the day

why are they showing this fucking movie like what the fuck but like it fucked me up for like a few days. Like, holy shit. I'm sure somebody in the comments will know what movie it is based on that. Okay. Wheelchair.

Wheelchair. Wheelchair at Bernie's. That one fucking killed... That one killed David. He was, like, fucking hollowed out. And, like, he just had this long fucking, like, bone, like, fucking pipe that she was, like, twisting and turning to, like, fucking... Is a profanity really necessary there, Cameron? Uh, sorry.

Yeah, it's a spooky edition. We're all supposed to be cursing. Ooh. Okay, Kyle. Wow. Wow. Apologies for swearing. Is this a no swearing podcast?

It is a PG podcast. Basically, you're scared of quadriplegics. That's not at all what I was getting at. Wrong. I don't think that's a fair assessment. I don't often take Cameron's side because it's funny to fuck with him, but... I'm taking his... But this one... Taking his side on this one...

David, weren't you gonna say something? No. I mean, Kyle... What were you gonna say when Kyle cut you off? Yeah. And then what was Kyle gonna cut him off with? I... Do we talk about that?

Where are we? What were you gonna cut off David with? Okay, so basically the one... The one thing that scared me in my childhood was... The only thing. Because Kyle's a man. This is the only thing. This is the only movie that's genuinely scared me.

Bambi. No, but kinda. It was the Disney Twitches or Twitches 2. I don't remember which one. Twitches? The first... The Witches? Yeah.

Oh, is that a Disney channel? Oh, wait. Yeah, the Disney channel, like the twin witches yes okay there was one night i know what you're talking about it's is it the scene with the mask i don't remember i know there was i just remember a specific tunnel part they were chasing each other and it was so like i don't know it was so intense and i was so young and then i was just sitting there watching it and then like after i turned the TV off, I stayed up to like 3am just staring at my ceiling.

Like I just couldn't do shit. For some reason, that's the only movie that scares me so now I don't like to watch the movies. I might have been 10 to 12. I don't know. She removes her mask and then she's gross. Uh, that's We can't watch this while we're doing the podcast.

That's not Twitches. That's not twitches that's not twitches this has no effect on kyle oh never mind yeah kyle's like superman but this is kryptonite the movie twitches from disney or twitches too i don't know i don't remember which one honestly i don't want to see either it's actually called twitches yeah twitches too Twitches. Yeah, Twitches 2. It's about twin witches. How did that... Dude, I don't know. How did that get made? Are you familiar with the Disney Channel? 2007 was...

No, how did you get scared by that? Twitches 2 was in 2007, so I was probably like 8 to 10 when I saw it. It looks like two actors that look dead inside playing witches. Yeah, I mean, you know, it wasn't a scary movie. It's supposed to be like a Disney movie about overcoming stuff, but they always played it around Halloween.

And I watched it one Halloween, and I was fine. But the next Halloween, I don't know what I had that day. Didn't drink enough milk or something. But when I watched that shit, I was gone for the rest of the night. It was like... Just filling out my Kyleyle is superman lore milk is his sunlight twitches and twitches to her as kryptonite yes actually if i see either of the twitches i will like die i melt actually let's make an Indiegogo get this man wait what are we getting

an Indiegogo for make him make this man meet the twitches actors I'd probably be terrified honestly really I hope I wouldn't recognize them in public but i'm sure i would

tamera and tia maury maury oh it's the fucking i know who those fucking actresses are because they were in a bunch of disney channel shit yeah yeah that's because they were fuck off i don't know how twitches that was their gimmick they're twins yeah twin witches wait dude she's talking about this wait wait wait wait there were the actors and sister sister sister yeah oh i found the movie the movie 95 of google users like that movie anyways well shit so the movie that i% of Google users like that movie. Anyways, go on. Well, shit. So the movie that I watched, apparently, is called Dead Silence. And here's, like, the clip of...

Oh, are we going to live react to this on the podcast? This is three fucking minutes! I'm not watching that. It's like the first 15 seconds. It's the first 15 seconds. I'm watching the first 15 seconds. I'm not a coward. Hang on.

Everyone shut up. I'm watching this. Oh, my God. Wait, are we doing this for real? I'm doing it. I don't care first 15 seconds. I'm not a coward. Hang on. Everyone shut up. I'm watching this. Oh, my God. Wait, are we doing this for real? I'm doing it. I don't care about you guys. Oh, what the fuck? That's disgusting.

Right? How are you further ahead than me? Because I skipped. I don't give a shit. Oh, wow. Okay, and this was dubbed. That would make it even scarier. Oh, what the fuck?

There's like white shit. Okay, I'm done watching it. We're good. There's white shit coming out of the pipe. Yeah, that's a little gross. That's disgusting. It fucked me up. Did he never?

What? The movie doesn't make sense, Avery. I was 10. It looks like the dumbest fucking movie of all time okay we should probably move on all right yeah sorry sorry to do um uh no you're not other than that though like i feel like most scary movies that come out aren't ever like scary yeah besides twitches besides twitches horror movies peaked with Twitches and Twitches 2. Twitches and Twitches 2.

Halloween Town can't compare. Also, the Polar Extras is also a little scary for me for some reason. No, I know why that is. That's the Uncanny Valley. That's the Uncanny Valley. That's why that's terrifying. Because of the animation. You are not the only person who finds that movie scary. That movie's

creepy as fuck. I don't find it that creepy. We should all group watch Mars Needs Moms. Now that's fucking creepy. I know that movie very well. Mars Needs Moms? It's from the same animation

studio as the Polar Express and the animation is fucking creepy on it. Shit. That's just not though. The thing is it's not just like creepy. It's super creepy. Like there's people that there's like moms that die and it's kind of

weird. Alright what's better the Jimmy Neutron movie or Mars Needs Moms? A bitch Jimmy Neutron all the way fucking got a blast son brain blast other quotes nailed it sick dude

you just got so much Jimmy Neutron cred the community is gonna like love you r slash Jimmy Neutron hit em up what's your favorite what's your favorite horror movies oh god i don't watch a lot of horror movies i mean my answer is the shining because i just think the shining is a great movie that's the only one i actually want to see you haven't seen the shining shining is really really good you get i i really like house house the japanese horror movies i haven't seen it the

it's one of the most interesting movies i've ever seen in my life fuck it's so weird does uh does cabin in the woods count yes i mean i think cabin in the woods might be my favorite i love cabin in the woods isn't it an action movie though it's great cabin in the Woods might be my favorite. I love Cabin in the Woods. Isn't it an action movie though? Cabin in the Woods is great. Cabin in the Woods is a satire. It's a comedy. It's a satire. Are you serious? Yes. That movie's excellent.

That movie is so good. It's really good. It's a comedy. Yeah. I didn't even know that. It's really fucking good. You should watch Cabin in the Woods. I'm scared easily.

It's kind of the parody of horror movies. It takes them apart. It's less parody. It's horror movies it takes them apart it's less parody and it's more just commentary on them yeah yeah I could talk about cabin in the woods for a very long time I love that movie that movie is fucking brilliant what is it then

it's just a satire on horror movie tropes basically but done in like a super creative and really really clever way and also has like one of the best action scenes in like the last 10 years of cinema i love the finale of the elevator yes like that yeah okay that shot is so good it's very good hmm i should give it a shot you should everyone should watch that if you haven't cabin Cabin in the Woods is actually fantastic.

But I won't watch it alone because I don't watch movies alone. Like any movie. The ending of that movie would have fucked me up if I was 10 as well. Holy shit. Yeah. Is that going to become your thing? You just think about the endings of movies that would fuck you up if you were 10 when you saw them? Yeah.

This hypothetical scenario? And then just decide to have a fear of it. Yeah, that's a scene yeah that's a scene where she makes out with the wolf it's a wolf head it's a taxidermized wolf head it's not an actual wolf don't worry fucking furries dude

it's terrible it's not alive so it doesn't count oh dangerous waters Christ. It's not alive, so it doesn't count. Oh. I drink dangerous waters. I don't want to... Now it's getting scary. Dave's going to be talking about tentacles and I'm fucking tapping out

right now. What about horror video games? How about that? What's your favorite horror video game? I have not played very many horror video games. Spooky games then. I really like the first two Dead Space games. The Binding of Eyes. They're not really scary, but I really like them.

Dead Space 1 is so fun. I really like that game. I really like Amnesia. Really? I guess I'd say Soma. I guess I'd say Soma. I don't think Soma counts. Alan Wake is really good.

I don't know. I haven't played. Oh, sorry. I haven't played any't know. I haven't played... Oh, sorry. I haven't played any... Sorry, I haven't played very many. Alan Wake's ending is so over the top. I know, but it's a fun game. Also, I actually need a play on Alan Wake.

Alan Wake is really fun. The lip syncing in Alan Wake is something else. That's true. It's something else. Yeah. Yeah, I need a play on Alan Wake. That's a fun game. Yeah.

Yeah, I bought it when they were their license on the music was about to run out yeah you didn't buy it then it was just free you fucking yeah oh that's right yeah it was free the base game is no longer on Steam but you can buy the DLC

that's all there is you can buy the DLC and American Nightmare which is. Hey, you can buy the DLC and American Nightmare, which is terrible. I got American Nightmare as well. Is it shitty? Yeah. That sucks. Oh no, it wasn't free. It was 90% off. You're right. You did buy it. I did buy it. Oh shit.

I was like, hmm, I don't remember not paying for this. I don't know, because it was often free. What about Halloween Traditions? Halloween Traditions? of this i don't know because it's it was often free often free yeah what about halloween traditions halloween traditions yeah do you guys do anything sacrifice i uh have a scar i have a scar on my thumb i have a crescent shaped scar on my thumb from when i accidentally sliced it open carving a pumpkin whoa that's scary's scary. Wait, that's spooky. Is that spooky?

No. It's just an injury I have. But for a second, when he said it was spooky, it was spooky. You see? This is the power of words. No, but I do like the thought of Cameron sacrificing things once he realized

that nothing matters in this world and we're all gonna die. Do you like that idea? Christ. Yeah, I don't know, like, could you- Cause I don't know, I don't think I'm a fan of that idea. I don't know. So Kyle, you wouldn't be adverse to being... ...sacrificed.

Oh my god. Yikes. I mean, look, buddy. I mean, Kyle, you said it yourself, if it's dead it doesn't count. Yeah. Wait, who said that? Put him on locket when it happens. No, I said that. I said that said that oh cameron this is all about your

agenda what were you gonna say avery i don't remember what are we talking about i just or anything uh i i was a fuck ass who went as himself for halloween a few times oh you're such a fucking loser what a fun guy yeah it's like haha it's so funny right i had a fucking sick ass uh bionicle costume that my dad made for me when i was a kid when i went trick-or-treating one time It was fucking dope. It was really cool. I don't remember the Halloween costumes I used to have. I have really bad memories. What about you guys?

What was your... I was a Power Ranger for years until I watched Star Wars and then I was not anymore. What? I was a Power Ranger for so long and then I watched Star Wars and then the costume changed

to Star Wars I went as a Jedi also a lot it's just a bathrobe and a toy lightsaber it's all you need no we bought the actual costumes from the store we never made our own really unfortunately

I think I made my own once and it was well you're a cosplayer so it makes you're in a documentary yeah okay i'm not even joking okay wait wait wait wait there was one year professionally when are you studying patreon did you go as your favorite animal the tiger oh my god i fucking hate all of you cosplaying is your favorite animal god fucking damn it David can you stop David can you stop doing music so you can cosplay

professionally oh my god I donate to your patreon yeah exactly I wanna fucking die I wanted to go two years ago my friend invited me to a fucking cosplay thing it was like everybody was a

uh character from overwatch but high school years so i had a um she was like we were missing a soldier 76 or your soldier 76 i was like okay and uh i was supposed to go i have it was i have a varsity varsity jacket is that what you guys call it? Yeah, that's a high school jacket. And it has 76 on it, but it's like 76 fucking sports numbers. I don't know how to explain it. I have the fucking mask

and I was going to have a super soaker because it was high school, so there's no guns. It's all fun. Maybe in Canada. super soaker because it was high school so there's no guns it's all fun maybe in canada jesus christ dude i'm not sorry with that political commentary yeah do you guys care i just fucking killed that i mean i i've never actually i've only i've only dressed up once and it was for a party because we don't really do trick-or-treating here in new zealand uh and i it was it was as

pablo actually i did go trick-and-trick trick-or-treating once but i cannot remember for the life of me what I dressed up as. I'm not that much of a fucking asshole. Anybody listening to this that's ever done this, you're the worst. You didn't deserve that fucking candy. I'm fully aware. I am sorry for doing that.

I should not have done it. That's bullshit. You don't dress up, you don't get candy. I went trick-or-treating as myself. Oh, yeah. You're such a shitty fucking it's it's not even a good joke so much right now no i understand i'm with you it's bad david have you ever been trick-or-treating yes i i went trick-or-treating until i was told that i i had to stop. You're like 16. No, I wasn't 16. Calm down. I knew people who went trick-or-treating at 16.

When did you guys stop trick-or-treating? I think I stopped around 12. It was about at 12. It was middle school. As for the worst thing I ever got, it was a fucking toothbrush and toothpaste.

Like, that's the gayest shit. You fucking egg the house? You're a shitter if you do that. You're such a fucking... Trying to high-road 10-year-olds. Like, what the fuck? Yeah, no, seriously. Trying to high-road

10-year-olds. Oh, man, you fucking got me, man. I have all this candy, but a toothbrush? Oh, fuck. I guess I'm just gonna throw them all in a fire pit, dude. There was a house on my street when I was like 10 who gave out apples. And I loved it, because I fucking love apples. That's fine, but like, a toothbrush or toothpaste?

No, yeah, I'm with you on a toothache. You think I don't own one already? What the fuck are you saying about me? Yeah, I went to a house that once gave me pencils, and I think that's the one. Did you sharpen them and come back later? That's such a... I mean, it's useful. That's more useful than a new toothbrush

thanks for the education I guess the education it's a fucking pencil what are you talking about no it actually had like an information on it what no I'm kidding an information

that's not kidding that's lying you should have gotten me. Kidding, lying. No, not the same thing. No, you cannot do that. Then I'm just going to cover that up. Kyle, what time is it?

Oh, it's three. Just kidding. That's actually hilarious, so i would call that kidding i did you guys ever get stickers what is yes is this i didn't like that this year yeah i carved that pumpkin this year are you proud that's disappointing post it on your twitter post it on twitter that's the twitter.com i mean kyle's a fuck up but that pumpkin is doing his best he's trying his hardest I will post it on Twitter Twitter.com It's so lame I mean Kyle's a fuck up but that pumpkin is doing his best

He's trying his hardest Look at his face He's so goddamn happy When you carve a pumpkin you gotta carve the top off right Did you not carve off Did you not cut off the top No I ripped off his stem So he's just sitting there with a

Fucking flat head And no stem on top. God, Kyle, that is the hue of pumpkins. Yeah, it is. My sister took a Snapchat of it and posted on her story and was like, this is the product of human cloning. That's so fucking hue, it hurts. I'm trying his best man i actually never had please go to my twitter i've never eaten pumpkin in my life and i've been thinking about it yeah roasted pumpkin seeds are roasted pumpkin seeds are good

also pumpkin pie is really good yeah that's the thing that's the thing i want to eat i want to try out pumpkin pie because everybody i've been talking to are like you what you're what you're what and uh i just really want to try it but like man i just don't want to buy a pumpkin pumpkins are expensive dude they're like a little bit they're like ten dollars i don't got that money buy a slice of pumpkin pie. What? Oh my god. Don't tell me. No, David.

Did that never cross your mind? That was an option? You can just buy pumpkin pie. You can just buy pumpkin pie. Is that popular? What are you talking about? Oh my god. It's probably one of the most popular pies. Are you kidding me?

Wait, let me go on Walmart's... Oh, fuck, it is. You are the dumbest person I know! You can probably go down to a fucking Tim Hortons and get a piece of pungent pie. I bet, yeah. I don't think so. Wait, let me open up Tim Hortons.

Surely. Tim Hortons, there's no way. Ah, fuck. You are so fucking stupid, David. Oh my god, they have apple pumpkin fritters, pumpkin muffins, pumpkin lattes. What the fuck? How is this blowing your mind? How is this blowing your mind?

Because I've never had pumpkin in my life. I don't know. I just didn't think it would be. No, that's not what we're talking about. What are we talking about then? How are you like this? What? How am I like what? Because I didn't know it was popular.

I don't know. I could have that sweet decadent dish, the pumpkin pie. I didn't know it was popular. Do you guys have tortillas where you're at? No. I don't know say it in English Fucking popular here Pokey and I like it. It's not that David. It's the fact that not only did it not cross your mind to check

like Your way I want yeah, I pumpkin pie you said you've always wanted to try it there are so many ways you could have tried it by now i'm pretty sure i didn't say always i said well i want to try it you want to try but you didn't try to try. Like, that's the thing. Like, your dreams are so within your fucking reach. They're right fucking there, David. Okay, I'm gonna go get a pie. Fuck, man.

I'm gonna get a pie. Do it before Halloween and get back to us. It's so possible. I will. I think we should end it before. I get back to us. It's so possible. I will. I think we should end it. I think that's it. I don't think we can go anywhere from here that's not going to upset me. Everyone plug your Twitters.

Alright, David. David, go first. My Twitter is at SermiaoMusic. My SoundCloud is SermiaoMusic. My my twitter is at sirmeowmusic my soundcloud is sirmeowmusic my it's not sirmeowmusic

it's just sirmeow on soundcloud isn't your soundcloud sirmeowmusic no it's just sirmeow no your spotify is sirmeow well it was spotify too you've always said sirmeowmusic on soundcloud yeah so I was wrong it is sirmeow there's no Spotify too. You've always said Sermiao music on SoundCloud. Yeah, so I was wrong.

It is Sermiao. There's no... Wow. Oh, well, I guess the URL is... No, Sermiao music is your link. Oh, okay. Well, I guess. Soundcloud.com slash Sermiao music. Okay, whatever. Sermiao music, Spotify, Sermiao and fucking... Twitch Sermiao music. Okay. I'll go next then.

You can find me on Twitter at SuperSnakeSheep. I tweet occasionally. You can find me at SirZulu underscore where you'll find a picture of Patty the pumpkin. And I am telling you it's worth it. You can now find me on Twitter at FakeShammy because somebody got fucking banned it was Avery yeah I got suspended from twitter I'm currently I have a friend who

has a contact at twitter who's trying to help me get the account back right now don't worry guys he's fighting the good fight I'm fighting the good fight I'm trying to get back I'm trying to I need to get those hot owl retweets for you boys but if you want to follow my new account if you want to follow my new account it's at fake shammy

fucking twitch I'm going to start streaming more regularly at twitch.tv slash shammy yt finally have a sub emote it's in the process of getting approved right now and it's a good one I think that's it do i have anything else i want to plug i don't think so have a spooky halloween david likes tentacle porn