Please Stop Talking - Hunger vs. Morality: The Dog Question (feat. Punk Duck & Noodle) | Please Stop Talking

Episode Date: February 14, 2025

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Oh, I'm so sorry. Give me one sec. Are we. Are you actually not restarting? I just have to switch my headphone outputs because I forgot that I like to monitor my mic input. You're a psycho Why would you want to hear yourself talk while you talk? That's actually insane. I actually can't do that Yeah, especially while I talk. Yeah, Julian. You're a fucking weirdo. I can't do it while I talk because then I interrupt myself Yeah, I, you're a fucking weirdo. I can't do it while I talk because then I interrupt myself. Yeah, I interrupt myself. Exactly. I you start talking and then you hear yourself talking and then it's zero latency.

Then it's fine. It's like it's like when you put two betta fish together, they just start killing each other. I'm like, who's that guy? Like, who the fuck is this guy? Yeah, great. I used to have betta fish when I was a kid. And I love betta fish. They're cool. They're cool're cool looking but man my hungry ass could never do it nowadays. No What the fuck I'd fucking eat a betta fish Bro I had a dog as a kid, but I could buy hungry ass could never own a dog now I hope the person that's in charge of my shelter adoption papers. Here's this to know what's gonna happen to that dog, dude

I'm so fucking hungry. Gangrel update everybody. I eat at her. Sorry. Oh, no, no more fucking cat. It's over. It's over. Why'd you do that?

Going down to the shelter and I point at a random dog and I just start rubbing my tummy at it. Stop. I just let it go. Yeah, in dense silence. I just one hand on the tummy, one hand pointing. Let him know who's the king of the jungle Going to a country where it's legal to eat dogs so that I can try anything once

Is it illegal to eat a dog in North America? No. Oh, yeah, is it kill it? You can't kill and eat a dog. I mean you don't have to kill the dog I mean, okay, you know, maybe it's not illegal to eat it I know it's definitely illegal to kill it for the purpose of okay Okay, you find a dead you find a dead dog. What do you do? Yeah? Yeah, fight step one find a dead dog step to dinnertime Then eating it wouldn't be illegal it is yeah totally legal to eat cats and dogs in Canada as well as butcher them Wow, of course in your backwards-ass country

well as butcher them. Wow. Of course in your backwards ass country. What the hell? I never thought about that, but like I guess what the hell would stop you? For me, it would be laws, personally. Social shaming and the fact that people frown upon that. What if you respect the animal? What if you respect the animal much like you would a cow? Oh? Yeah, what's the difference between a deer and a cat except being cute and awesome all right Let's get off of this before I start taking this prompt seriously Before I start getting hungry I'm getting really hungry my stomach growling you're gonna hear my stomach growling on the recorder. You'll be pissed Dude, I'm gonna start polluting the audio. We got to move on my stomachs gonna start barking and you're gonna know If we keep going I'm gonna start my voice is gonna change

Big dog pizza, whatever welcome to the podcast Welcome to the podcast dude, Jesus Christ. What a shit show. What a mess. It's been a long time and this is how I come back. It's been a really long time. It's been three months since the last time I recorded Please Stop Talking. Those three months, what happened? Christmas? MacFest? MacFest. My grandma died. She go to MacFest? Does she deserve it?

Oh my God. I don't think so. I have a, I have a picture of her on my desk. Can you ask her? I don't want to. This is awful. You're right. This is really awful.

Ed, Ed, can I make a... If I could eat this out, I would be so bad. Can I make a request? Yeah. Can you bring the picture to MagFest next year? Can we all sign it? It's in you bring the picture to magfest next year? Party with me ma Dude I should have brought my dad's urn to magfest

They did that in WWE see him yeah like some promos with Paul Bearer's urn Yeah, Oh, that's right. Then they also like I know I'm thinking about There was a guy in a casket that just fucking got dragged around. Yeah, that was Yeah, so what happened was a big show stole big boss man's dad's coffin at his funeral and big boss man like popped on it And it's just like dragging behind him. It's one of the funniest visuals ever. It was like Sonic Rider. Yeah. You guys might as well be speaking Cantonese right now. I do not fucking know what's happening. What we said, it's literally what we said. There was a wrestler. It literally is what's on the tin. A wrestler's dad passed away and then the other wrestler decided that for a promo, he would steal the casket with the dad inside.

And then he wrote it around like Sonic the Hedgehog and Sonic writers. Wow. There's like zero jokes here. This is actually what happens. It's fucking wrestling, man. I believe it. Standing on my ops dad's basket. It's always so funny because like big boss man had the absolute worst

Year that year cuz that was I'm almost certain that was the same year that he got fucking hung in Hell in a cell like the undertaker literally hung him Them they killed him too, I know is that then him Jesus son. It was all real too. No one else is crazy. Magfest. Which is also real. Magfest. Is also real. Yeah. We went to Magfest. If I'm honest, I didn't do much at Magfest. Yeah. This is why I didn't know if we wanted to talk about it is cause I, I feel like an asshole. Yeah. But I feel like an asshole talking about it with you, Billy. Cause like, what, what is it? It's like oh, yeah, I saw my cool friends and I put in I did and you're really did nothing I I got there. That's not true Billy and I unbeknownst to everyone ran into a celebrity

That's like one of the only awesome that's right It's one of the only times that I that I was not sick because the reason why I didn't participate in much MacFest is because I got there I Drank one beer one night and then the next day it was over I was fucking bedridden for the rest of the fucking con It was pretty cool But one of the only days that I woke up I went to get a big breakfast with my dear friend Ed and lo and behold, who would we see but the girl who can't do who panics at putting round round in the square hole. This is

really good. This is really good. It's real. Wait, like the girl. It was actually. Yeah. The I still don't think it was actually her. I'm pretty sure it was her. She looked exactly like that. And at one point she looked at Ed and went, oh my God, is that punk doc? She was wearing my merch too. Yeah. She said like, wow, I'm your smallest fan. Fuck you. Yeah.

I'm your smallest fan. The moment we made eye contact, she started hissing at me like a snake. She was like, if you don't fucking stop, I'll put you in the square hole. Yeah. I left the game. After that, Ed just kind of in the square hole. Yeah. I left, uh, Ed just kind of started screaming at her. Like it wasn't even like words. It was kind of like, Oh, that wasn't exclusive to her.

I was left cubic. I'm counting. I am a hundred percent sure that was her though. I will say, I mean we could ask her. She's a big fan. Oh yeah. Hey, if it was small fan, could you let us know? Oh, small fan. If it was you, was it you at MacFest? Were you staying at the hotel? Did you make the funny TikTok that one time? She's done a few ones.

She's actually really fucking funny. I was gonna say, she did not make that TikTok one time. She made it like six. Of course. If lightning strikes, you milk it. We're talking about a public figure. Please harass her. No, no, no, no. Do not do that. Absolutely not.

Just by the fact that we mentioned her, it's already going to be over. That's why I might as well encourage you. Anybody else on the hit list that you can like mobilize? Who can we mobilize? Oh, true. We can also, oh dude, the motherfucker that gave me a quest. I'm mad that I never got to like see that dude again.

What was that, by the way? There was a dude in a stone mask. Like... A stone mask? He kind of looked like Victor at the end of Arkane. Spoilers for Arkane. Where he had like a weird like golem adjacent stone mask. And he was handing out like little strips of paper to people and

He gave me ten and boo request Yeah, I remember this boo's quest was to start a conga line and We had to record it and have proof My quest was I had to win at rock paper scissors, but only using paper. Oh, you did it on me. That's right. Yeah. And I lost. I don't remember. You kept losing to fucking everybody. Yeah. And I tied with Jello like 10 times in a row cause he thought I was fucking with him. Like he just kept doing paper. Eventually he's going to swap.

And staring at me in the eyes and going, what are we doing here, man? It's cause you can't, when you start filming people while you're playing rock, paper, scissors, I kind of felt like something behind me was gonna happen if I'm honest. No, no. Oh, I wouldn't fucking know that. I don't fucking trust you.

Our friendship is based on lies and hate. Oh boy. Whatever, man. We'll get to that. PST fans, please harass Billy to find out why our friendship is based on harassment Yes, he fans. We still don't know the real reason that Ed left But if you harass either of them enough, you will find out all of them who care the answer is there the truth is out there The truth is out there. Just keep harassing us eventual

Fucking eventually something will come out one of us will let up if you if you harass everybody here long enough They will be your friends Yeah, the more unprompted DMS from strangers that I get in discord the more likely I am to respond to all of them guys Keep going if you show your dick, you're gonna get the friendship when this episode goes up. I'm opening all of my socials. None of it will be private Please me anywhere. Here's my address get started. Yes, screw it. Here's my address comes come by Let's do a spaghetti dinner, dude, just bring your own Let's do a spaghetti dinner, dude. Just bring your own sauce. Just bring your fucking own sauce. Bring me some fucking prego, dude.

Bring some prego. Bring some prego and make you prego, brother. All right. Last guy that stalked me made me make my own sauce and I was fucking furious. So at least be corny. Dude. He fucking made me make my own sauce. It sucked. It was a fucking dry ass spaghetti for the whole thing.

Yeah, no, that's what the spaghetti dinners dude everybody brings their own sauce and then everybody puts this their sauce in the big sauce yeah but this guy's like not cordial at all he didn't bring his sauce he made Ed do all the work he didn't even try to cut my head off afterwards like this guy was a total amateur. Come to my place and we'll put we'll put together a perpetual stew we'll keep it running for a few years see what happens. Dude I'm gonna be honest if I if I make a fucking spaghetti dinner with the boys like as you better fucking make your own sauce Like I'm not fucking if you bring a prego can I'll fucking kill you You'll dry I'll just break a fucking can of crushed tomatoes and dump it in the slop

So if I could figure it out bro, here's some paste. It's how it's made Anyway, I got really drunk and I tried to make spaghetti and fucking Chef Boyardee, whatever. And I forgot the order you're supposed to do those in. So what I did was I grabbed a plate and I dumped an entire like can of Chef Boyardee sauce onto the plate and it was just a pyramid. It was just a mound of bread. And I was really drunk. So I just looked at it and I went, that's not spaghetti.

And then I went to bed That wasn't magfest. Oh that was my house. I have a question that was that mag this year year what okay? I'm so sorry You know what I'm gonna just go Was there like cuz you talked about like a quest giver being there was there motherfuckers doing the thing with the crazy frog ps2 Game again, what have you guys not have you guys not encountered these people? I thought you were making a joke about Julian that no, I'm no. Yeah. No, I we didn't play crazy frog We played Frogger on ps1 is different thing the crazy frog ps2 game is it's oh wait I talking about the guys who do the the competitive like no no no frog racing game thing. No, it's not competitive

It's so I forget if it was magfests Billy if you saw that game, you know, it's not competitive. It's so I forget if it was MagFest. Billy, if you saw that game you'd know it was not competitive. I think it was... Just because it's not competitive doesn't mean that's like they won't make it competitive. You don't understand. Don't they also do competitive like crossfire? No, here's the thing. It has nothing to do with actually playing the game. So I believe it was magfest 2020. And Shane and I because that was the first time we ever like met up. We were together and it was like our first like maybe 10 minutes on the con floor like in the in the was a an artist alley shopping area,

we were walking around and a guy comes up to Shane, he goes, hey man, here's a copy of Crazy Frog on the PS2. You have to go and give it to somebody else and have them take it or else you're cursed. Like, this is, you have to crazy frog someone else. And I looked at him and he looked at me, he said, hey Mike, do you want this? I went, yeah. I took it and put it in my bag and and I just looked at the guy dead in the eyes I went that's mine now. I still own it. Yeah I have two cursed artifacts that keep getting passed around my friends

One of them is crazy frog and the ps2 and the other one is a really shitty Hulk controller for the GameCube And we keep leaving it at each other's houses Every time we just keep leaving the whole controller And they don't get a text the next day is like who left it who fucking left it One that has uh, is it the one that has like fucking It's ps2, right? It's the one. No, it's a game cube one game cube. Yeah, there's an amazing one That's just the hulk space in the middle of the fucking controller and when you press buttons it goes like Yeah, I gotta start doing that I gotta start buying e-waste and just leaving it at people's houses I'm putting up

If you could see this you would think it's fucking awesome Is this the one that you're thinking of Billy for the PS2? That is the one? Yeah, that one made noises when you when you would press buttons it was going like urr smash that's awesome i was really hoping it'd be like an re4 adjacent type of controller i was really expecting it to be a big green rubber fist with buttons on it it's a giant hulk and you have to slap them i wasn't there wasn't there one of those uh plug and play TV things that was something similar to that? You're thinking the one that's Spider-Man, he's pointing at your dick. I'm thinking of that, you're right.

Yeah, we love JonTron. Yup. Stop pointing at my dick, Spider-Man. Has anything happened since these cursed objects have been in your possession? Well, see, here's the thing. Well, my grandma died. Nothing ever happens. He became a host on PSD, so things have been pretty fucking bad.

Yeah, actually, I'm not going to lie, because I moved out of my old house, like when I was the last like owner of the whole controller and I tried to throw it out. Like since then, I failed out of nursing school. So this may or may not have something to do with that. And that is also... It's not about incompetence. It's straight up the fucking controller. It's the controller.

Listen, I'm sure if you bring the controller to the board, I think they'll reconsider your position. Just kidding. Guys, please look at this. Your petition to return. You gotta take this up my hands. You have to understand, I am a woeful man. I am a cursed soul. Next time you fucking give somebody, I don't know, shots of something, vaccines or whatever, I don't know what nurses do.

Every time I give someone the jab. Yeah, whenever we go out on the town and just start downing vaccines. Yeah, you should bring your control, you should let people touch your controller so that they get healed. I don't fight. I just realized I straight up don't know what nurses do.

What the fuck? There's no way. I was like, Oh yeah, nurses give shots and Billy, I want to assist doctors, bro. Their whole job is to help the doctors. Actually, we do more than that. I'm not getting into that. Of course. Yeah. But like that's like the in a sentence. I think that's like the easiest way to sum it up.

My favorite thing ever is whenever, whenever we hang out or watch football or whatever. And one point I have a stupid fucking health question and then you're like, oh yeah. And then you fucking go off and tell me how I'm going to die or some shit. Oh yeah. I've done that to Ed before. Oh, it's really uncomfortable man. Hey Billy Seven days. Oh, well you people just get up and yours like malaria malaria. I can smell it at one point I was like, oh my saliva tastes kind of kind of sweet because I just finished Oh dysentery I just finished like eating some I don't remember and it was coating my mouth and bro just went like Diabetes. Yeah, you're gonna die. No, here's the thing here Billy deafen yourself. I don't want you to hear my secret

Yeah, let me myself. So anytime Billy says he is like a mild cough or like diarrhea. I just say AIDS Can I you can undefine? Yeah. Yeah, you get it. Okay. Hey, I'm editing this by the way, so Here's my reaction to that now. OK, good. Are you OK with your diagnosis? Do you want to know? He doesn't know right now. What kind of question is that? Do you want a second opinion?

Who's going to get bad? Give me a second opinion on that one. AIDS. That's what I'm saying. That's kind of fucked up Why is it gonna be AIDS? Is it cuz I'm fucking always licking toilet seats? No, no, it is not it was in the 80s I think it's in the airwaves. Yeah, you get you get AIDS by listening to Radiohead. I Feel like fucking Peter Griffin watching Philadelphia. He's like Tom Hanks big Tom Hanks, I love that guy. All he said is stick That's your Peter Griffin laugh? No, that's my hearty laugh at Family Guy.

Your hearty laugh. To be fair, that is how he used to laugh in season one, episode one, back when Seth MacFarlane had a soul. That poor, poor man. Back when the tower is still so tall. Yeah. I was going to say, I was at a party, because speaking of nurses, I was at a party and we were celebrating that she got like her medical degree or whatever. And this was a lady hosting the party who got that medical degree. And one of the guys at that party was this guy who's like, he's like left leaning but like turbo left leaning, like just you know what I mean with like... You were talking about leftists and quite came in, okay?

That's my biggest fear. I'm always afraid I'm gonna do that. Yes, either way. This friend of mine who I've known for years and he's grown into a very normal but super super left-leaning guy Like fucking you say anything like literally anything and there's a chance it'll go Hey, you know that word actually has some pretty bad connotations. You shouldn't be doing that Oh, so he's woke. Can't say the n-word anymore next to that guy And he boycotts like 90 percent of everything that exists on Earth. Like, oh, bro is going to grow, going to buy a

ranch and live a self sustainable life in ETA like a year. And I love I got to know this guy. I love this guy and I love fucking with him. I love them because because of exactly these reasons. And we're at this party and

I'm just like, oh, so what's up with, you know, the host, like, like, uh, she's like, she's like a nurse now. Right. And then, and then he goes, no, she's, she's a doctor. Like we're sobering. In fact, she got like a medical degree. I went, no, I know, but like, she's a nurse. And I was like, no, she can't be a doctor. She's literally a nurse. Like look at her. And he's like, no, no, women can be be a doctor. She's literally a nurse like look at her and he's like no no women can be Around and you do that twirl your little finger around your yeah Fuck and then she says I agree and everybody claps

I love that woman one time she had to like one time I was the third wheel between her and a guy who was trying to like hit on her and he spent the entire Conversation trying to explain a joke that South Park did We're like and then she just went the extra mile and she started pretending she didn't even know what South Park was I was there in this conversation where she was crossing her arms and going uh-huh Sorry, you got to slow down while he's trying to So like he's like a little guy and he says bad his name's Cartman, okay, so put him in the back of your mind He's gonna be important later Anime they just kind of move around they're like they're like they're like cut out. George Bush is on it. That's yeah, you're exaggerating.

That is how that conversation went. They put out an episode like every week. It was crazy. Anyway, so Cartman comes into the bar. Do that to people more often. I actually need to do that more often when one just fuck with people by doing shit like that. If they ask like, Oh, you know what that is? Like, no, what? Oh no, it's, it's the best. She does like to fucking literally any guy that tries to hit on her.

And I'm just in between. That's so crazy. I'm just in between cross arms and going, Hmm. Yeah. The car pan. I see. I got to steal that bit. That's fucking awesome, dude. That's a fucking funny bit. She wasn't at magfest though. You know who was at magfest? Lotus juice. Dude, it's a fucking funny bit. She wasn't at magfest though. You know, who was it magfest?

So the only the only day that I was feeling Good enough to leave and I was not feeling that good to begin with if I'm honest My energy was bad and I was just sniffling and shitting and farting and can fire entire way. He stank Yeah, it was ding key and we we, we were like, well, we love persona. Right guys. Let's go. Let's go. Listen to Lotus juice. Let's go see Lotus juice. Predominantly what I remember is Ed, Reggie and I just hanging out the entire time. And I don't think we could have been more fucking annoying if we tried.

Yeah, we were pretty annoying. We were fucking awful the entire time. Listener, what you heard is about one half of a second of Ed trying to think of any reason that he could not agree with Billy and then immediately giving up. Yeah. Yeah, you got me. then immediately giving up. Yeah. Yeah. I tried, I tried. Continue your fuck ass story.

Yeah, moron. Sorry. Dumbass. I was drinking. Give me one sec. Damn. Oh my God. Spits in your fucking drink. Water.

Oh, enjoy that. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, actually. your fucking drink water that thank you yeah actually prediction real yeah my superpowers I spit AIDS literally Brian pumper literally Brian pumper another day another day and Brian pumper and magfest too. He had no fucking idea who that was And I never showed you Brian pumper no you didn't I've been treating you too good It's a Brian pumper is fucking magic. I showed you the exact fucking video You showed me where he starts cracking an egg on a woman Yeah, but you know the expanded lower where he takes an AIDS test what?

starts cracking an egg on a woman. Yeah, but did you show the expanded lore where he takes an AIDS test? What? I just spat coffee all over my desk. He goes to writing, he takes an AIDS test, and then he goes to like someone's backyard and starts like doing like bits about marriage counseling. Dude, he's awesome. I love Brian Popper. Brian Popper is just a guy that goes around and... He's a porno star.

Yeah, he flirts with women and then he cracks egg and eggs on their face He like addressed the allegations in that video and like the picture of the allegations is like him on a subway squat walking It's fucking hilarious What are you saying? This is homework I'm assigning this look a Brian pumper for more information, but be warned. It's basically porn on YouTube Yeah, somehow they they allowed a video of a man fucking a woman and then smashing her in the face of the day You know my brother's a cop I was planning to get a tattoo for an Atlas tattoo.

Why? Why? Atlas? Really? I don't... Man, I don't... Shin Megami... I was gonna get a Shin Megami Tensei at- tattoo. Okay, I thought you just meant like the actual Atlas logo. No! I'm not gonna get a fucking- I was- actually, I was trying- I was thinking about getting a McDonald's tattoo.

Actually, which is like the worst company in America right now. I'd get their tattoo. Nestle is definitely up there Yeah, I'd get a Nestle tattoo. Oh, yeah, I'd get a tattoo of the Nestle CEO You know the guy who says water should not be a human, right? Holy shit the guy that bill burr wants to murder and ed hello I will not take misinformation on this fucking podcast. That's not what he said He said that he thinks that human that water as a human right is quote an extreme view. Okay Biggest Nestle beater over here That's so much funnier than anything else. He could have said what the fuck is that guy off?

Let's not get crazy now the funniest thing about it too is like after he got a bunch of heat for it, he went on, he went on a video like where he was standing by a tree and a sunset or some fucking shit. And he was like, I've always thought that water is a human right guys. I've always thought this. I've held it deep in my heart. I've been in an extreme person this whole time. Yeah. I have extreme extreme extremely cool by Nestle those videos are those videos are really interesting a picture of him like in

like the thinker pose and the caption is just guys look up with 90% of your body is made of your You're so dumbass. Motherfuckers are so selfish. It's just greedy. You're so covetous. You're so fucking greedy. Fucking Christ. What else happened at MacFest?

We killed the Nestle guy. Killed and buried him. Amazing. I think I saw Mike surfing on the casket. I saw like a little Tony Hawk meter, like balance meter on top of it. Yeah. And then Big Show came out. That was awesome.

Thinking about that image of Martha Stewart talking to a microphone and has a picture of the Nestle guy. I think it was like a little little Tony Hawk meter, like balance of it on top of it. Yeah. Big show, big show came out. That was awesome. Thinking about that image of Martha Stewart talking to a microphone and has a picture of the nest quick bunny. And it's like, I've always thought the nest quick bunny was trans. Nothing wrong with that. He just always had that swag about him. What the fuck are you talking about? Are you saying,

I just think about that image is pretty cool. So, uh, other stuff. It's an image. I thought that was just an actual. So, uh, other stuff, it's an image. I thought that was just an actual thought you just had, man. I mean, one in the same. So other stuff that happened at mag, right? Yeah. I like, I actually have one thing I want to bring up. I loved that ed kept talking about how he could get at least one round off of

sonic Fox in Mortal Kombat X. That's not what I said. Oh my god. Please. This is so fu- I wish I was here for this. Not what I said. Well, you got fucking- you got fucking destroyed. And I did not say I could- Tell the story right. I did not say I could get a round off.

So basically, there was this event that was called like Sonic Fox vs. The World where Sonic Fox was gonna pull up, try to sell Mortal Kombat 1 to people which by the way you should play Mortal Kombat 1 that game's pretty good regardless they were just like showing off how the game works the mechanics etc it's got up block guys huh up block am I right oh that's like up dog which is funny yes and then the second half of the event was you could like pull uh, pull up and try to take a game off of Sonic Fox. And prior to the game, you can spin the little wheel that would give them a

handicap. Like it was like, Oh, I have to play blindfolded or like, I'm not allowed to block, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. I think the craziest part is somebody actually did get Sonic Fox has to play blindfolded It was a little wild Like a five-year-old. Oh, yeah, it was a child beat. They asked though. Holy shit Welcome to the real world. They got their fursuit head and just like put it on backwards So they were blindfolded, right?

They had wooly pull up and like tap their shoulder to tell them which side of the stage they were on. Like that was the only thing that they were doing, like in terms of like mild advantage. But yeah. And then my turn came up and I kept telling Ten my plan is to, so there's this character, Geerus, right? Who can stop time. And he has this combo where he can stop time. Oh, that's right. And he can just pull up behind you and give you back shots. You can get up to three back shots in a single combo.

And I just told Ten like, what I'm going to do. It's not just you call it back shots. It literally looks like. No, it is back shots. I'm not fucking with you. Like he he stops time. He pulls up behind you, makes you bend over. He gives you back shots.

That's the combo. And that combo is dog shit, it just looks funny. And I told Ten like, I need to land the back shots combo. I need to do it. People need to see what this shit looks like because it's too funny. And I pull the wheel, Sonic Fox gets, I cannot press circle.

And then they go, okay, so I'm gonna pick Ghostface who literally does not need circle for any of his routes. I was like, bro. I was like, fuck. I am now dicked. And I was thinking like, okay, but how hard could this actually be? Dude, I landed, I think, two jabs? Yeah, two jabs.

Yeah, I think I landed two panic dick jabs. Yeah. And then I got fucked up. It was crazy. It was over before it began it was crazy. That's what happens when you go against a multiple EVO fucking champion. No that's why I was like the wheel is my only chance if I get the wheel to give me like I'm only allowed to press square because someone got that and it was actually doable Sonic Fox ended up picking a zoner character and just doing

Fireball over and over because they were under the assumption that like none of these people here even play fighting games. They're just here for the event. And the guy that got matched against them didn't know how to deal with zoning in a 2D fighting game. So I was thinking I got to spin the wheel and I need to get that. And you get like I'm only allowed to press X, but I got I got one that sucks. So I got fucked up and then, you know bump whatever shake my hand and then I told Sonic Fox, dude

I really all my goal was to just land the backshots combo cuz I just showed up to land the backshots combo What I was gonna do is the moment it landed I was gonna pause the game quit the match and then get up and leave That was my god. I wish you did that. Yeah, I'm fucking funny I was just gonna dequeue myself. And then Sonic Fox goes, the backshots combo? And I go, yeah, the one that Gears has. And Sonic Fox goes, I got you. Stay here, because I got you.

What? You're my go, you're my go. And I get up and I go to the front row. And I go up to 10, I'm go, and I go like, he's gonna do the backshots combo. He's gonna fucking do it. And then the next guy, this poor soul has no idea what's about to happen to him. This guy shows up, Sonic Fox picks Gears and they land the fucking

backshots combo and everybody loses their shit. Wully is just grabbing the mic and going, not like this, not like this. The crowd was so fucking loud, dude. You could hear, like the only thing you could hear in the entire... I recorded the whole thing. Yeah. This is not even the peak. The best part was round two starts and SonicFox goes,

Yo dude, I'm going to pause real quick. I need to look something up. They open the move list and I see them hover this move that Geras has, which is he can stop time and spawn a clone. And during the time stop, you can input any button and that clone will do it after the time stop ends. So I go, Oh, they're not doing what I think they're doing. They stop time. They spawn the clone. They tell the clone to do backshots from the front and then they jump behind them and they do backshots from the back. front and then they jump behind them and they do back shots from the back.

Dude, they give them back to back back shots from either side. Jesus Christ, Billy. Spit roasting. That's what it's called. That's what it's called. It was straight spit roasting. That's really funny. Wow. Dude, it was unbelievable, man. And then by the end of it, everybody's fucking dying because you're just watching this dude who's never played this game

can't bounce back and forth between two hard cocks This dude basically had no shit, no chance. I don't think they did anything. They just got back shots and left Yeah It was awesome, so in a way, I got got what I wanted but damn I got fucked up I got that was fun. And then uh, and then I saw the backshots comment. I went. All right, I'm gonna leave I came I saw I came I came I saw I came I came I came I saw I came And you did a lot of like behind-the-scenes crowd work in a way this mag fest didn't you did? Well, I mean that was

you wanted to do backshots combo and you ended up spurring on probably the biggest reaction from the crowd that entire event yeah yeah and then there was the thing that we did oh yes the thing that we did julian go ahead so listener i'm gonna let you you're gonna be first in on a silly little project that I did at MagFest. Sorry, at MagFest. How many people do you think remember the Mandy story about Star Wars and related bullshit that he's been pulling on people? Dude, I don't think there could have been something more asked, like if you tried.

Everybody always asks me to get the their hands on stars war. It's very, very well known. Okay. In that case, I'll be very quick for the, for the two people listening who don't already know about many. Are you fucking okay? Jesus Christ. I can smell it. Sorry, I have AIDS for the two people listening who don't already know about Mandy edits. Basically, Mandy will do this really cool thing where he'll invite people over to his place and put on a movie and then he'll just fuck with the movie and not tell you that he fucked with it. And that could be any number of fucking insane things.

He really has a wide range that he pulls from. One of my favorites is he edited all three Lord of the Rings movies. There's a scene in a particular area. I think it was like a swamp land or something. He just added like like baboon monkey screaming monkey noise. Yeah, progressively louder. The further and you go by the end, you can hardly even hear the actors talking over cheer. But because there's this fucking fucking hated that I fucking hated that one because he made it specifically for when we were in

Chicago and he layered voices of Brendan from the podcast and me from the podcast in the movie. So from time to time, you would hear I would hear myself or Brendan would hear himself and we'd be like, the fuck? But it was super fucking faint. That is fuck. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. Yeah, it kept happening. Yeah, many loves to target them.

He's very personal and pointed in what he does. Mandy has inspired me many times through the work that him and I have done. This is Mandy edits have expanded to an entire underground network. There are now like several people making these. The market is thriving. And I really wanted to see what this would look like at scale. And so I, by some fucking divine intervention, got MagFest to let me do it to an entire crowd of people.

So we set up a convention and we called it E3 2010 Live Action Roleplay. What we said we were gonna do is like, hey, so it's you have to react like this is all live, like this is happening right now and you're fucking hyped for it. Yeah, you have to pretend like you're actually in the year that this E3 happened and you have to react accordingly. Yeah. And it's like and it's like a role by the way, 2010, not just Nintendo, like everyone had a pretty shit 2010.

I mean, not just Konami with their infamous 2010 like That whole year fucking sucked across the board. What was it? What was that year? You know Mass Effect 2? Peggle 2! It's not. Dead Space 2 got released but PlayStation spent oh and Infamous 2 got a teaser and they announced a new fucking twisted metal, but they spent oh you're saying specifically at E3 or you're saying like what's... Specifically at E3. Yeah but like they spent most of their time talking about the PS Move and 3D TVs. Oh my god that's right!

And Wii Music. Yeah no that was that was older. That was way older than that yeah. Oh you played it at the thing though. We'll get to that. Yeah, oh you played it at the thing though. We'll get to that. Oh So, okay, I was actually not there for this because I was way too sick. So I'm learning as The viewers are what happened. I appreciate you at least trying to come out You were there a little bit before I was there do it. I was there

I sat down and then I saw the crowds of people and then I was like that is so many people and I feel like I'm gonna die. I just went back to the hotel and Vomited and shit it and died. Yeah. So where was I my racist friend? Billy just completely threw me off off of the off of the fucking scent of the story Yeah, as opposed to your non racist friends. Sure So we lied and told everyone that's what it was. I even had this thing about how it's like Oh, yeah, my dad recorded it on a real VHS tape. So it's not just you know, III it's G4's live

broadcast of E3 as it was aired in 2010 on a real-ass tape ads and all I made a real show of it We we brought a VCR out to the to the panel that showed everyone the tape hooked it up to a projector All of this is bullshit mind you what really happened was I downloaded No clips like 1080p of that conference Yeah, and then found an archived g4 broadcast of it That's so and then isolated all of the elements of it. Then edited all together, put a bunch of bullshit in and then put it onto a tape myself

and brought it to MagFest. Oh wait, it was actually on tape on VCR? Yeah, no, I brought a V. You recorded it inside the- That's awesome. Ha! No, I recorded it to a real VHS tape that I brought to MagFest and showed everyone

before putting in a real VCR Okay, we are really into it man Like it was a 3d year So we gave out 3d glasses at the door for everybody the fucked up thing about it One of the many is that we we really had no idea how many people we're gonna show up We ran out of space like it that that room seated 200 people We must have turned away at least 100 more.

It was fucked up. We were so unbelievably unprepared for this. Like the previous panelists went a little over time, so we were scrambling to get ready. We fucking there were there was live audio issues. There was projection errors.

Can I can I mention one bit about this? We were waiting for the previous panel to? Like clear out we had just pulled up and Julian was noticeably shitting the pants It was bad. It was I was very visibly stressed and I was noticeably hammered. I How hammered I was? We have footage we were rolling for all of this cuz I'm gonna make a video about it There is there is video guys gonna make a video about it

That's what you sound like Me making fun of you it was fucking There's a bit of the video of Ed just coming by and he's like, you know, it's a G so he goes out He's like, okay. Do you need my help? I'm like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So like if you can help then yes Please come with me. I point to the camera someone else someone is helping to film while we're going As soon as Ed sees the camera, he leans in really close and it's like I I'm so fucking wasted right now That shit sobered me up in waves you got shots of adrenaline because Julian was mentally transmitting his stress to me and sexually transmitting his AIDS to me as well the way you have AIDS and

It was so weird to go from like oh I drank a lot because I had just gotten done with two back-to-back rounds of Kings Cup Thankfully, I didn't have to drink the cup for either of those and I drank a lot I could hear the Kings Cup across the fucking hallway, dude. You guys are going crazy. You called that shit a pregame and you were lying as fuck. So we were waiting for the previous guys to clear out and I asked Julian, what do you need? And Julian's like, I need like a room to freak out.

And I need this panel to clear out as fast as possible because we're not ready. I go, okay, I got you. I turn the cameraman and I go three, two, one, active shooter. And then I just start. No, no, no, no, no, no. Wait. Not getting the cadence right. You look over and it's like, okay, we'll do what we can.

Three, two, one, active shooter, active shooter, active shooter. Sorry, don't record any of that way. That's legally binding. And then he starts doing the nae nae and then starts do miming shooting a gun at a crowd So that's probably that's probably not gonna make it into the video So yeah, that was like the helpful side of me was the sober bit hitting and then the bit where I start saying active shooter Over and over that was the King's Cup talking. That was the King talking. These are the people who are helping me as I tried to get my shit

together. Hey when push came to shove I was like yeah when this came to shit. Yes. Another part of the plan that I had for this was like okay we really need to make sure the audience responds a certain way. So the easiest way of doing that is to have plants who will incite mob mentality. So like if they know how to react at certain points, then they can just start the wave and everyone else will just pick up on it. Which worked incredibly, by the way. But those plants were let in early, VIP bullshit. And at least like a few of them were just ended up just being recruited to help us get everything running when they were

supposed to be there for fun it was a fucking mess man but we got it working they were chanting shit like half-life 3 before we started at one point someone got up while we were setting up and is like who wants a new Mario and then everyone just screams everyone just screams so fucking stupid so yeah how do we even describe what happened man it was pandemonium it was chaos I kept describing it to people as as close to being scripted without being scripted as really possible that's interesting I feel like so much of it worked. It was crazy Oh, dude, people just like get losing their shit at the 3d even though the 3d wasn't working. But yeah

Yeah, no We gave everyone red and blue glasses and then we so like it was supposed to be 3d, right? And like at the at the panel room, they told everyone that please put on your 3d right and like at the at the panel room they told everyone please put on your 3d glass well at the actual e3 conference they set up a 3d projector so they could show off killzone 2 running in 3d but of course the broadcast that we have is not in fucking 3d and we don't have a 3d projector but we gave everyone red and blue glasses and then we just I took the gameplay and then randomly introduced a ton of frame drops so that it looked like it was ran it running like shit

And then I copy pasted the video and then moved it over by like 10 pixels and then set it to 50 opacity So it looks like a progressive 3d display. That's just not working, right? Um, and and everyone put on their glasses when that happened noticed that it wasn't't fucking doing anything, and started chanting in unison, holy shit, holy shit, over here. I can't believe that went over well. Stuff that, even people here, like, stuff that drove Ed fucking crazy went over unbelievably well in front of a live audience Oh, no, there was stuff. I just straight-up thought like this sucks this like categorically

That's whenever I make a bit and it just pisses at often he doesn't even think it's funny I know I'm cooking really hard there was like at least three different moments where everyone was losing their shit and right before people stand up and start clapping for a couple frames you can see my head down into my lap. My favorite one of those is the one where ever like right after the reveal there's like a three minute log segment a PlayStation exec comes on the stage and is like, we're going to show you our new marketing campaign first time ever right here. And it cross fades and it shows like custom PSP skins like from from shitty

websites online and but they're all they're all skull themed. And every single time one appears on screen, it plays the Bads of the Bits. The Bads of the Bone opening riff and then just silence for ten seconds straight and then play it and then it shows another one and we just keep showing different BSP skulls for like three minutes straight that's fucking awful! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Julian, shut up. Shut up. There's a bit where they show, because they show like at least 30 of these and the bit just keeps going. We show so much more than that. And there's one where they show it

and it plays the bat to the bone riff. Like it's the riff, but Julian edited it so it's the same note over and over. Da na na na na na. No, it's just that. That was just that. This is not funny. There is no joke here.

You're pissing me off. That's so much work. After about a minute and a half, this is not funny. There is no joke here. You're pissing me off. That's so much work. After about a minute and a half, it fades to black. And then like I play audience clapping sounds. And then of course, you know, everyone claps along with it. And then I fade back into more skins and I play audience cheering really loudly. And the room drowns it out with genuine applause

as it comes back and the bit is even longer the second time How long was this fucking thing? It was an hour all in all it was just one hour Yeah, it was really good and you spent ten minutes doing that Like three or you know what Ed you're right. That is not funny. No When we were watching the footage again, I told Julian like, okay So this was the bit where you were like I I'm going to make this as long as it needs to be so I can fill the hour slot. No.

And I told, and I told Ed, no, we had to cut a lot of stuff to hit the one hour mark, but I did not budge this had to be as long as possible to be as insulting as possible. I was not budging on this one. If you had all of those people like losing their minds at this bit in that room, you must have really crafted a feeling. I think that really says something. I mean, you'd think Sheena, but like people were that people brought that energy in. Yeah, it's because the whole premise of the event was E3 2010 roleplay and people were all about it. I

put like 30 vine booms in there like 20 diva farts no one heard fucking anything cuz no one could hear anything. That's my that's my signature dude. Yeah now I was taking notes. So the one that gave me a proper fucking headache was was when that gay little wizard turned into a rat. Everyone started chanting rat. This is That hurt my head. This is a very awesome story about how we can all come together and make something beautiful. Ring ring. Ring ring.

Oh my god, dude. Do you hear that? There's that one final thing. No, Billy. Put the phone down. Billy's phone is ringing. Put the phone down. Pick up.

Pick up the phone, fat fuck. Pick up the phone. Hello? It's Patreon question. Put the phone down. Pick up. Pick up the phone, fat fuck. Pick up the phone. Hello? It's Patreon question. Fuck you. I love this caller. I love this guy. There's one last thing that happened. Alright. It was fucking.

Okay, alright. We got a fucking. We'll give him his minutes. I just wanted to see how proud it was that I got an entire group of 200 people to sing the education connection fucking advertisement. Oh yeah. I don't know what the fuck that was about. If you're American, if you're American, it's an American, it's like a core memory that they would just blast it on the radio on the, on TV constantly.

Get connected for free with education connections. In terms of funny shit though, I think the only other thing that happened that wasn't centered around Julie in the fucking center of the universe Jesus Christ's I am shit. I don't really think of anything. I think Julian really was the center of bag fest There was a guy with a PSP camera. That was pretty damn. I couldn't hear him over my sub count, but he seemed cool I couldn't hear him over my sub count, but he seemed cool. Okay. All right. We're doing a question.

Kill yourself. Okay. Patriot questions. If you're part of the $5 and above tiers, you can ask a question for the PS. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Whoa. Whoa.

Whoa. Jonathan majors asks, please let me back into the MCU. Please, please, please. No, no, no, no, no. That's the wrong question. It's the, please. No, no. I'm begging, I'm begging. That's the wrong question. It's the Nuboyo one. Oh, sorry, sorry. Nuboyo asks, you are teleported into Times Square on September 4th, 2001.

Your only mission is to stop 9-11. How do you accomplish this? We specifically got an answer from Ten. Yeah, Ten wrote in an answer. This is actually the plot of Flower, Sun, and Rain. Who wants to imitate Ten's answer? I just want to answer that top one in Patreon questions. My answer is to commit a different terrorist act so they increase security.

9-11 can't happen if everyone is too busy remembering 9-9. That's right, Billy, I'm ruining your birthday specifically. Yeah. That's my birthday in 9-9. That's right, Billy. I'm ruining your birthday specifically. That's my birthday. Nine nine. That's really cool. That's a good one. I mean, all I was going to do was I was going to call

Seth MacFarlane and beg him to not miss his flight. I had one on a similar wavelength. Mark Wahlberg that did that. No, it was Seth MacFarlane. No, that's that's my answer. My answer would be I would call Mark Wahlberg I was like buddy. I got a flight make a difference

Mark it's Mark Farlin tell the story about how he almost was on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers He wouldn't yeah, but he wouldn't have done anything. He would have just And just, oh, Mark Wahlberg was not Seth Harlan. Wahlberg said that he would actually fix things. He said that he would have, if he was on that plane, it wouldn't have happened. Things would have gone down differently, okay? Different answer.

I'm stealing Mike's answer. I call up Mark Wahlberg and I go, dude, there's a plane full of Vietnamese guys. You gotta stop them. I pick it up, I pick it up, I go, buddy, it's go time. Charlie's on the plane. Oh my God. I pick it up. I pick it up. I go buddy. It's go time Charlie's on the plane He goes I'm in puts it down now he's bald

He puts the phone down looking in the mirror goes he does the whole fucking you talking to me routine Puts on green face paint. That's my answer now. Fuck. I really like that. Look at my TSA I'm never preventing that a lot of you think they'd have a harder time hitting the towers If I like got a bunch of blue paint just to win a town I Would I would go back like not to September 4th I would go back decades instead of the Twin Towers being two giant buildings it'd be two giant inflatable like tube men just bounce straight off and they go damn it!

No but if they bounce off they're gonna go elsewhere and they're gonna hit something else They come ricocheting into the Twin Air Towers Twin Towers 2! We made a second I mean wouldn't it be like a fourth a third and a fourth to with row with Roman numerals because there's two of them you see possibly And then it's gonna be tricky when they hit twin towers five is there after like the second the fifth one's gonna have to be Like sideways. I don't know how they're gonna like engineer that we're reinventing wayside guys

We do not have enough planes for this Guys it's not the budget Curious how miss sheena does not want to stop 9 11. Yeah, you know, what would you do? Would you just let it happen? You're on the clock. Really just let it happen. I don't know guys. You have five days I don't know the answer. There you really just let it happen? I don't know guys. You have five days. I don't know the answer. I don't know the answer. There's no room for choice paralysis. My plan, I go into that cabin and I'd start crying until they felt really bad.

Just gonna crawl up on a ball. Gina, there's no time for choice paralysis. If you don't act, those towers will fall. What do you do? Oh my gosh. And it's on me. It is. It is.

Oh, Frank. You're the only one who knows this will happen. I'm bin Laden's top guy. I'm getting stressed out just hearing about this now I'm just gonna look up at this guy to scream like hands up I'm like at the base of the with the base of the Twin Towers. I'm shaking the building of like you gotta get out of the way I'm at the base of the Twin Towers, I'm shaking the building, I'm like, you gotta get out of the way! I'm trying to push it, please God! I'm gonna get a job as a window cleaner so that I can set up, like, right wherever the impact's supposed to be.

I'm gonna, like, put my hands out in front of the building, I'm gonna be like, you can't do this! I pull up to the building like the guy from Catherine, and I'm just, like, trying to push it, like, edge, edge. I'm gonna stop working. Okay, okay, okay, I have five days. Right? Yeah. No, no, I have five days. It's a week. Okay. So the first six days, you just kind of chill out. I take a painting class. Yeah. You go to window cleaning university. Okay. I learned how to paint very realistically in those first six days. Oh, this is just my bed you motherfucker

Yeah, the tunnel you make a wildly you know, no because if I make a tunnel they'll think they'll they'll think they'll go through it I would I would paint it into something else. Oh, dude. I'd make it like a big scary monster It's a big scary monster! It would get close and it would go, gasp! And then it would go the other way. This is a semi-related but a personal question. I've been rewatching Death Note and you know like the first

couple episodes were lights on a spree of just writing people's names in the Death Note? Yeah. I put a question out on Twitter where I was like, do you think he wrote Osama Bin Laden the first hundred names? Yes or no? I mean do you think he wrote Osama bin Laden like the first hundred names? Yes or no? I mean, I think he was exclusively just watching the news, dude. No, it's because he specifically like L points this out, like he goes, oh, you were really easy to find because all the people you killed were like all around this area was all like on the local TV.

Right. No, no, no, no. He says that he says that for two of them because he's like the first two people you killed were small time criminals in this area, but he killed major criminals who were like named on the news So someone's been lines like the biggest criminal in the world at that time But was but did Japan care was there like yeah, did Japan give a fuck about so some up in lot That's what I'm asking is it does light think that he's the villain or does he think America is evil? Is there a worse criminal in Japan at the time? Well, that's why I said like the first hundred names cuz like a hundred is a lot Yeah, but he writes like 200 and that was like first two days like that's like what what causes the ICP or ICP?

Oh to be insane clown posse How the fuck is this a personal question because I just was thinking about it while I was on the treadmill I'm like, what do you kill this on personal questions? My question it means very much to him Listen just cuz you can't accept my hyper fixation doesn't mean they don't exist doesn't mean I'm not a fucking person We gotta get a better one. We gotta get a better question, Jesus Christ. Julian, you were real mean for that. Billy's meanness is rubbing off on Julian.

Osama Bin Laden asks, What's the fucking deal with these heart attacks I keep having? What's the fucking deal with these heart attacks I keep having? Oh, that's so stupid, shut up. Crunchy Lattice asks, The celebrity you hate the most is doing an impromptu an extremely awkward Meet and greet near you who are they and what do you do to embarrass them or potentially harm their career? I don't want to do that them in the next question Ray Johnson

I run up and I say dude remember the lightsaber bit. It's quoted do the lightsaber Quote it Ray William Johnson Ray willing to remember whenever you were in annoying orange Can you say the do you remember whenever you were in annoying orange? Can you say the part where you said you were in annoying orange? Can you say the promo for that I play some your honor the fruit was pretty stupid Billy that's sure what he meant I got one oj simpson I pull up to the panel. I go yo, OJ. Remember when you told me you did it? Oh All right, OJ Simpson's funeral. I pull up and I go, please tell them tell them what you told me I start surfing on the casket like Big Show. It'll be so embarrassing. I gotta whip the OJ around

Got another one XQC I ask him about his divorce I watch him sweat XQC had a divorce he's he's legally not allowed to talk about it are you serious I hate that guy no he's awesome he's awesome hate that guy remember whatever remember whatever he responded to be giving him shit about fucking Doing live reactions to Ukraine by holding a bunch of money in one hand Yeah, yeah, he gave you a money spread you're about to give him a wife spread. Oh wait. That was you. Oh, yeah, that was me Yeah, so fuck it remember that one time I tweeted out something about the squid game reality TV show being like I tweeted out something about the squid game reality TV show being like

Abusive and manipulative and then he got really mad at me. So it's commentary most nothing commentary ever and then he shit himself So I was like part of a bunch of fucking Dexerto articles about how I got own zoned by XQC. Fucking awesome. Yeah, you kind of got pwned. I'm going to be honest. I think mine would probably be like it wouldn't even be like a meet and greet. I'd probably just go to Asmongold's house and clean it. It would be so embarrassing.

It would be so embarrassed because I'm in the back while he's in the middle of a stream. He has to literally have this. If you did a stream that was breaking into Asmongold's house to clean it I think I think you might break some records. Yeah, you call it like Nostalgia Critic style I stream I stream be breaking into Azra Gold's house to clean it It's the fucking like second part of Resident Evil 7 I'm like under the house. You call the video some shit like cleaning Asmongold's house so nobody else has to. Because no one else will.

Yeah. Fuck. I don't imagine that'd be a very pleasant job. It'd be really embarrassing for him to think about it. Like imagine Asmongold, he gets somebody and goes gets somebody goes no my roaches my precious roaches My skin's actually crawling at the fight go Hazard suit dude just seeing like as when gold's underwear and seeing his fucking shit stains. They got rings like a tree I don't want to learn anymore about this home

Get me out of this house of nightmares. You don't want to learn about the blood from his gums that he just wipes on his wall oh my god I wrote God how the hell are they gonna eat you got a few you got a feed the big spider in his sink I love that picture you he has a giant spider in his sink. You know I say I hate it but I did photoshop an ice spy image out of his bedroom once and put it on twitter. Oh my god. I didn't know that, that's awesome. At least one person beat it.

It's pretty cool. Every single, every single asmical picture looks like that um Um that like dementia picture where it's like you can't recognize What the fuck was the question I'm talking about as we go now I'm literally going to piss myself. Can we end it? Okay. All right one more preacher a question before Billy No No, hurry up. hurry up, please. Asmongold asks, what did you guys do to my roach? Oh, shit.

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