Please Stop Talking - I'm Free On Tuesdays (feat.Noodle & Brendaniel) | Please Stop Talking

Episode Date: July 27, 2025

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If I was going through my gigantic playlist the other day, it has like 600 songs in it. And I was going like from 2016 to 2020, I just didn't listen to music. You just didn't save any of his music? Or what do you mean by that? No, I just wasn't listening to music. Just staring at walls? Just staring at walls. I, for long stretches of my life, sometimes I'm just not a music listener.

I just don't listen to tunes. Playing goo goo boo babies with my wife. Yeah, I was waiting for how long until you wake up and the good. And the Gugu Babies, like, mind virus assaults your fucking one brain sale. It really fucking changed my brain chemistry, learning that the horse girl plays Gugu babies with you when you win. Julian, I'm sorry. I brought this into Billy's mind yesterday.

I take full responsibility. I can't contribute to this. No. You will. One of the horse girls in Uma-Masume, the horse catch, when you beat their career, they say, I want to play Gougu Babies, and then they make you wear clothes and treat you like a baby. It's horrifying.

and they say, I want to play Goo Goo Babies. This is a real, this is a real thing. My one buddy is super down for it, but I'm not going to put them on blast. It's because part of it is in the horse girl got you. All of the horses are based on real horses. And that real horse, their trainer used to say goo goo gaga to it a lot. What? Yeah, they used to say goo.

It used to be like, oh, you're my baby. You're a little baby horse. That's really something. So they made the horse really into treating you like you're a baby. It's great. I love the nightmare. I love peeping directly into the void. Welcome to the podcast.

No, that's cool. That's kind of awesome. One of the biggest issues when it comes to competitive horse racing, obviously, is your horses age and they get older and they end up breaking down just due to the stress of aging. So if you age regress your horse, naturally, they'll be fast forever. Right. Then they'll never break their leg and you'll never have to put them down on the track while everyone watches. Never watches me.

You play Goo Goo Baby with my horse. The ceremonial killing of the horse. No, Billy. That's a real thing. happened once. Yeah, rice shower. She's in the game. Oh. Wait, they killed right shower. Right shower was killed on the track. She's in the game. Why do you think she's sad? Because she broke her leg or something and they had to put her out of her misery because the horse legs don't heal. Yeah, no, they don't get better. They just sit there and suffer. No, I know, but like, they couldn't bring, bring the horse elsewhere.

They had to do it in front of everybody. I mean, and make them suffer for longer. What they did was, they went on the track and said, everyone, please close your eyes and turn around. No, look, I see you up there. around three times. If you, everyone, everyone, everyone in the crowd collectively, I'd like you to cover your ears and go la la la la, okay? And if you hear a gunshot, that's just starting a secret race. It's a secret race that nobody can see.

Gunshot, that's just me and the boys bobbing. It's such a fucking nightmare. Imagine you're going to die and all you hear is like a sea of people going la la la. Brendan, I like to imagine like if it's, Like, okay, yeah, so the gunshot, it's like a secret race, right? And then, like, as soon as they put the horse down, they all start, like, jogging in place to imitate, like, more horses. They start running around all horses.

They all just start staddling on the fucking floor. Oh, fuck. I just, I'm now imagining jockeys escaping, like cockroaches scuttling when you turn the lights on. Like, you saw there was that fucking, like, recently for charity, a bunch of jockeys just, like, ran on the track without their horses. it was like a big thing. That is pretty cool. One of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen.

If you were... They got dirty with it. There were a couple... There was one guy who was like left in the dust because he wasn't running very fast who just like grabs the other guy by the shirt and like tore him to the ground to get a leg up and he's still like lost.

You're like racing horses. You wouldn't be like... It's not that athletic, right? I mean, it's pretty athletic. Like requiring a horse is a lot. You have to have a lot of balance. Is it you have to have... Yeah.

Balance stamina and then... then also depending on the horse's temperament, you're going to have to, like, lock your legs on there. You're going to have to have strong leg muscles. Yeah, not to mention, like, if it's a temperament thing, it's like, it's less about horror, like the racing anymore. Like, now, now you're just fucking, it's like being with a toddler. Billy put it this way. Race car drivers have to stay very in shape. I imagine for horse riding, it's harder. Oh, yeah. I'm sure they they fucking do winks at Canada. You're not fucking, listen, man. I never see a jockey pop up on the fucking horse looking like the whale, looking like Radan

from Elmoo. Oh, yeah, I don't got to work out horse racing is pretty easy mind you. I get off the track and I go to Costco and I get 15 fucking footlong dogs. Like nobody does that motherfucker. I know you're I know you're new to Uma Musumet. Clearly you're not familiar with Goggleer the Feaster. He was one of the greatest jockeys

of the 60s. I... Okay. This is the Feaster? The Feaster? This is Glob Shiddo baby grocass bullshit. What the fuck are you talking about? The feaster. The feaster. The Feaster. Thinking about the Feaster going against up one of the four horsemen,

thinking about Feaster Famine. Was that his actual name? No. What? I don't fucking know. I'm making shit up, obviously. Why would I know this? You're clearly a fucking horse person.

Because I use the name that they call Raz and fucking psychonauts. I don't know that. I don't know that. Why would I know that? You're just fucking. Fuck you. Related to Mike, you making up a name, if you were to own and operate a race horse,

what would you name that horse? Slapbox and Steve. Oh, that's not bad. I would name my horse null so that when it appeared on the scoreboard, it wiped it. My horse I have entered to simply troll. Bets are on.

No, no, no. All bets are off, actually. It kills everything, dude. We used to have a customer at Best Buy whose last name was that, and then she would apply for Geeks Squad, and her name would appear as an error. It was very funny.

That's brutal. I would call mine heck and chunker because I know that Reddit would get fucking love it and they would put a lot of money on the horse. And I would make everything and do everything in my power to bet against that horse. Yeah, in the year 2018. There's got to be easier ways to scam Redditors. Train him like shit. All you would need to do is overfeed the fucking thing. Live up to its name.

Yeah. And then everybody would be like, everybody would bet on him because it would be the biggest meme. And then I'd make so much money. Yeah. Yeah. make my horse so fat that I actually just pushed them and they just rolled on the track faster than everybody is kind of a horse Katamari situation

I hate my stupid fucking meme horse we always win but only on the downhill tracks because she fucking picks a fucking cat like a catamara they play the music I can't win without my music dude speaking of big and round

and balloonizing a bitch welcome to the podcast I already said welcome to the podcast like three minutes ago Did you? Yeah. Oh, the rare double... Hello. That's good.

Cancels get out. Yeah, actually, yeah, we got to restart. Really, I don't want you to remove the pause there. If anything, I want you to extend the pause. Add a little reverb or something. Any people to... Add a little reverb. Just put like a cricket in the background.

Add a really long... It needs to be long enough. It needs to be long enough of a pause that people need to, like, check their app to see whether or not it's buffering. They'll just leave. That's okay. And that's, that's okay. That's probably right. How are they going to leave?

They got an hour and a half long commute. They need something to listen to going to work. Yeah. And it's real slim pickings out there for buffer podcasts these days. Brendan, you're like, realistically, what are you going to listen to?

Like, music? I don't be there. No, you do that now. You're listening to, you're listening to sleeping with sirens now. Can you stop outing him?

No, right now I'm listening to, uh, modified by Lemon Demon. oh there you go i don't want to say what i'm listening to i'm switching the song oh shit that's also shit oh fuck that's also bad wow i put on my broly music mega actually no fuck you michael bublet is fucking awesome i love that guy that was l after no that one it's not an l people people will listen to this podcast and they'll fucking

they'll kill you with hammers straight to the fucking skull just like that one horse yeah no they sure listen if someone if someone wants to fight me over my opinion on Mikey Bubbles, they're allowed to. I go crazy for Michael Bubbles. I just know he has a Christmas song, right? He has many. He's a goddamn Yol Tide merchant. Was he in the Tim and Eric episode where the bang, bang, bang cups and robbers, bang, bang robbers and cops, bang bang.

Mandy's not here so nobody can answer you. No, who is, who is singing? Oh, God. There was a Tim and Eric, yeah, never mind. There was a Tim and Eric bit with like a popular singer and I can't remember who it was. Yeah, here's an engagement bait. if you know who that is comment below fucking

I'm gonna start saying that anytime I just want people to interact them even when it's earnest which is all of the time I'm just like here's some bait here's some bait yeah here's some fucking bait what's your opinion here's some fucking slop for the trough

eat up here's some babe fishy here here yeah I'll I'll read I promise yeah I like I like being earnest but just sounding like you don't mean it sounding like an absolute Like, someone comes to me with, like, a horrible, horrible traumatic experience that they need to get off their chest. And I'm like, yeah, that sounds really terrible.

Yeah, yeah, fucking. That sounds bad. I'm totally fucking here for you, man. Yeah, no, I don't. I got to be eating, you got to be eating while doing it. You got to be like, yeah, it sounds bad. Yeah, that's terrible. Walking into another room and then coming back.

One sec, dude. I just got to hold on. Yeah, I mean, that does sound caro. Yeah, I'm real sorry. You have real fat. What are you eating? Some goldfish. Sorry that you got,

you know, your mom got killed. Hey, if you give her some goldfish, she might get better. I'm here for you if you need me, though. Just like,

even for just like a distraction if you need a friend, you know, it's like, you know, I'm here for you. Oh, God.

Yeah. No, I'm just lost in the sauce of this. I don't know why, but something it apparated in my mind, the image of this interaction happening in like a public dark tide server. In a public,

like a public like a public score for like, for like gathering people to play. dark tide like a looking for group for dark tide he said oh yeah sorry by that LFG my mom died LFG for dark tide just like okay I'm sorry by the LFG for dark tide my mom can't play with me anymore for obvious reasons Looking for new mommy looking for a gougou baby with me Oh god, I'm saying it's Oh fuck the goo babies when they make the evil gaga babies be like

Is there is there like a sect of evil goos? for new co-op partner parentheses mom died is quite possibly the most depressing collection of words arranged i've heard in a long time i i see i bet i it feels like a roll 20 bit it's like mom died looking for group table top anybody want to play dn d5e dude i i you read something like that and it's like you can you imagine who the fuck what kind of person would answer yes no like who lists it like if you answer yes what awaits you can you imagine Mom died, need somebody to replace. She was cleric.

No cleric. Probably a really sad. Probably a rousing session of 5E. Billy, that's really harsh. I thought we were talking. What? It's really harsh. You know, you say that like, it's like that's sad, you know?

Like, you're not even giving this person a chance. Their mom just passed away. And you're not even going to give them a chance with the Indy. They might have just killed their mom. That might be a good thing. That's what I'm saying. They need a distraction, man. And you're, and you're depriving them.

Oh, actually. Wait, wait, no, no, no. I'm with, I'm with Mike. What if, what if it's a, good thing. What if their mom was a bad person? Oh, well, well, then you... My mom was a bad person, but she shang hide me into this 5B campaign. I have to finish it.

I have to finish it. No, I like the idea that these are totally separate. Like, mom died also looking for D&D partners. Just thought I'd mention that in the list of the same. I'm just baiting you. Mom died on free on Tuesdays now. Like, saying

it in the first, just like, get your attention. Oh, that's so fucking awful. Now that's, now that's, engagement bait truly i i always think of uh people always make jokes about this and they post it on twitter where it's like me waiting outside of game stop at like seven 15 in the morning to for the guy who looks like my dead brother to clock hand oh my god i can't i can add him on place jesus christ so i can add him on posting this so that i can buy a new playstation i actually absolutely love the idea of just like looking for a group and you just add in something

absolutely random before your statement. Yeah, LFG, meth dealers only please, Destiny 2. That's like, that's not even, you don't even have to mention, that's a redundancy. Yeah. You don't even have to. Well, for me, it'd be like, dad, but like for everybody else, it'd be pretty weird. Oh, I didn't even clock that. Damn it. It's meth again. You always find her way back here. What are you eating? Dogglebell. You got your fucking CrunchRef Supreme with you Yeah, I got like a

I got like talking with water I heard your mom died I'm trying to do the sorry about your dead dad buddy with water Sorry about your three sorely daughters man But I heard you bury your son to grow Like crazy that that bus flipped over

While they were on the way To the weight lifting competition But like you know That's life bro Yo yo yo yo solo mid solo mid Yeah I'm sorry your mom died Right back Right back

Sorry to hear about your horse man You ever talk about the Des Moines? Oh, sorry, Des Moines, a toilet man. Oh, no, I don't think I have on the podcast. Oh. Yeah, I was curious about that because you wrote that and I was like, awaiting to know what the fuck that even fucking means. Well, I mean, like, I forgot about it. This is one of the reasons why I don't, like, to go out in public because I usually

run into like a really awkward situation, especially when I'm out of town. Normal people scare me. Yeah. I'm not like other kids. I'm racist. Well, it's not that. It's more so I just kind of get myself in situations like, a while. mile back, the modem and router weren't working. And this is like a quick one. So Shelby and I went to

Walmart real quick to just buy a new router to see if it was like the internet company or if it was the router. And on our way back to the car, I was like looking to the bag, looking at the router and I got confused. I went to the wrong white car and got into a stranger's car for a minute. Because I was just pulling out of it. A car exactly the same as my wife's was parked right next to her car. And I just wasn't paying attention. I lost track of her like a toddler. And I get into a random person's card. I'm like, oh my God, I'm sorry. And then I get my wife's car. She's like, Brendan. Oh, I think that would actually kill me if I did that. Oh, it did. I'm, I'm going to be thinking about that for the rest of my life. You're going to be on your deathbed and remember that one?

That's the last thought you're ever going to get is like, oh my God, fucking idiot. So when you got into the car, did they say anything? Oh, they say what? And I'm, I'm so sorry. I wasn't paying attention. They were like, okay. They just said what? They, okay. I thought you, I thought you, I thought you, I've done that. I've done that before, but the car is always locked. I've never actually gotten as far as opening the door and getting inside. Like I progress. Because sometimes I get into like this like single file like focus where I'm only focused on like not my surroundings but like on what I have in my hands.

ADHD moment. Brendan, if you keep doing this eventually you'll progress to the point where you will just take their car, which is. Yeah. I'll just drive off. Just get it and pull them out and take their car. You're on the road. You're like, oh my God, I'm so silly.

No, no, no. I'm on medicated. I'm medicated now. I'm medicated now. That's not happening again. I like the idea that every time this happens to Brendan, he just goes a little further. It escalates even harder. Well, this is, this is what the, this is essentially what happened during the Des Moines trip.

Like, like, Context, Shelby and I went down to Des Moines for a day trip. Yeah. We went to shop. She wanted to also get picked out of like this nice chocolate here because, you know, co-workers wanted her and she also wanted to try the viral Dubai chocolate. Oh, is it the, is Dubai chocolate the one that's like a paper cream? It's got the pistachio in there. Oh, pistachio.

Yeah. So we, you know. No, we're like going around Des Moines. We're like checking stuff out. We're shopping. We're doing a little bit of slime. We go to this like half dead mall that's really interesting. It's got like some weird like closed down stores.

It's got this very liminal-esque vibe to it. And I'm, I got to go to the bathroom. I got to take a, I got to take a whiz. I got to piss. Beepy boy. Walk into the bathroom. Urinals are full. All right, whatever.

Stall door at the end is open. I walk over to it. Open the door. Make eye contact. There is a guy sitting on the stall. He is taking a shit with the door open. And in one hand, he has a fucking blunt. he's just looking at me with wide eyes like,

Oh! Did you like not immediately clock that he was there and you just went and sat on his lap? Hey man, are you going to hit that? You take the blood for him. I know what I want for Christmas. Like for context of the bathroom itself, you walk in,

urinals on the left, stalls on the right, back wall. On the end stall, the door was wide open. So I was like, oh, I'll go to the wide open door. There's probably nobody in the wide open door.

Walk it, man is just shitting, pants down. He's got a blunt in one hand. Okay, this one's not your fault. This one's not your fault. Yeah, this is not on you at all. And then he's fucking farts while we make eye contact. And I walk out and I'm like, Shelby, I got to, we got to go halfway across the ball. I got to go to the other bathroom.

So it was wordless. Brandon, honest to God, this is almost one for one, just a boss. transition in Godhand. Like this almost exactly happens in Godhand. That's crazy. You fucking leave and then he just chases you out. He's still farting. He still has his pants to his ankles.

I'm not going to lie, while we were wandering on the mall, I kept seeing him and we kept making weird eye contact and we kept walking away. And we just kept accidentally making, we made eye contact like three more times in this mall as Shelby and I were like exploring. Dude, the Des Moines toilet man like I love the idea

of him with a blunt in his hand and it's like he takes a puff and he farts it out instead of just like I love the idea that's childish as shit dude I want to know his his POV of this story I want to know how he got there

a Goliath came into the bathroom and looked at me yeah six foot five white man walked directly into my presence saw me I farted in fear and then he left oh then I finished my blunt I guess I went into the bathroom and then the YouTuber came in the bathroom and the YouTuber looked at me

maybe he was shy maybe he was shy maybe he knew who you were and then he was like oh god I don't know what to do and he shit himself oh my god I have had more awkward I know who you are encounters than that had a more awkward one maybe he's one of those people who can only shit if like he needs

if he gets help you know like he can't shit alone I'm the laxative yeah I grease the wheels Julian the power friendship in the comma he can't shit if you're not holding his No, I contact this enough. When I worked at Best Buy, I had two fan interactions. One of them was somebody walking up to me while I was working.

And while I was working checkout at Best Buy, they brought a mellow yellow up and said, Hey, Brad Daniel, pretty cool. You guys didn't have Mountain Dew, so I got you a mellow yellow. No. No. That's not that bad. That's kind of nice. I would freak the fuck out.

And then the worst one was very, I want to preface, this incident, I may have talked about of the podcast, very nice person. I have nothing against this person, very, very fucking nice. Like, they just very awkward and didn't know how to, like, interact with, like, you know, somebody they knew from the internet. Don't find them at work. They, they brought me a gift certificate to a buffet. Oh, he, he bought you a what?

I'm sorry? A gift certificate to a local buffet. Golden Corral. No, it was a Mr. Stir Fry. They're very nice person. I had to be like, hey, you know. Okay. Like, if I'm, I, you know, I had to talk with it.

It was like, hey, like, I'm at work. Like, this is, you know, a boundary. I appreciate this. you should take this and take your family or go on your own. Like, it's a really good restaurant. I like it a lot. It wasn't, they weren't like a bad person. It was just, you know, some people don't know about those like boundaries.

So you just have to be like, hey, you know, this is just horrifying, man. See, I'm broke enough that I'd be like, you know what? Yeah, I'll take that fucking gift card and then I'd spin on them. You have the lecture about like parisocial relationships and you go, I'm still keeping this, by the way. I'm still keeping this by the way. See, Billy, I'm the opposite. See, like, I'm so fucking rich and. famous that like they hand it to me i take the card i spit on it and then hand it back to them i was

gonna say i'd figure someone like who is flushed with cash and and on an embarrassment of riches such as yourself would right take this kind of card as like an insult and you just start punching them and beating them to death in the street it's like it's it's an inconvenience is what it is because my wallet is so far and round it's like i've got like i'm not even able to fit it in there it's so it's so fucking ballooned that it's not even fucking worth it's like inconsiderate of them to even bring it to me. My corpulent wallet. My voluptuous wallet. What do you want to fucking destroy my wallet by adding one more card? My wallet grabbed with coin per chance I cannot add this mayhaps another day when I am no longer flush with cash. Never. Imagine you get a credit

card or like a gift card and you just get a message over your eyes just says you're over encumbered and cannot run. Oh and then you're sure. You are finally falling out. On the on the flip side, imagine getting a wallet so heavy you attach a chain to the end of it and you could use it as like a bludgeon our weapon. I mean, I already... Yeah, we're back on chain wallets. I mean, I already have the one wherever if I walk too far

in any given direction, then my vision goes red and words of flash on the screen with an alarm that says a low-income area. Section 8 housing detected. You're going to fucking explode. You just start taking rads.

See, I don't give this. I look at my stat sheet, and it just says, Invincible, the Near Corn Domain. Brendan, I had a, I had one like that a little while ago. Nowhere near is bad, but I was at Subway and I was, I didn't go to work that day. So I was in my pajamas. So I was ordering from Subway, right?

And I was in my pajamas and I ordered a sandwich as one does. And as the guy is ringing me up, he looks at me, he gives me this weird fucking look. Like I can't, I can't clock it. It's like, it's like a wince or like a knowing smile or, I don't know what the fuck. it was there's a there's a look he look no he didn't recognize me or anything something else set this guy off he looks at me he nods and he's like nice shirt dude and i'm and i look at him i'm like what the fuck i'm in my pajamas what the fuck is your problem and like and so i leave right and i sit down in my car that's so aggressive i look down on my shirt and the shirt says if this shirt isn't

sweaty i'm not gaming hard enough I've had that shirt since I was a middle schooler. Oh, I dread. Oh, that's like a, that's like a, your grandma bought this shirt. No, but like I rocked that shit in middle school. I loved that shirt. It was fucking badass, I thought. I used to wear, I used to wear a sweet, like, why you know, like, meme shirt in middle

school is like green. Yeah. Fucking Magusta, brother. To jester forever alone. I dread the day, because I hope it never happens, that somebody at work, recognizes me, because that would be the worst place to recognize a YouTuber. Imagine you're in the hospital.

And then your nurse comes in and you're like, wait a minute. You're patient. Now, oh my God, dude. I've heard how you talk. Like, oh my God, it's you. I imagine if I ever get hospitalized with some kind of brain problem and I see

the nurse and it's one of you fucking people, I'm like, okay, either I'm way, more fucked up than I thought or we need to change nurses right now right now it's you don't trust Mike I wouldn't trust me oh damn Mike trying to draw blood for me oops sorry Brendan oops sorry Brendan dang I just keep missing oops sorry Brendan hey it's kind of like Xcom right 95% chance I just have to I have to get more pieces to make my Brendan clone yeah you're just trying to suck the goo out to make the brimmonculus I get it no I recently had an experience in uh in getting clocked harder than I've been clocked in my life.

I've been seeing this girl those past couple weeks. And we're out on a day at, like, a bookstore. And she knows I like anime and stuff like that. And she was looking through, like, manga. And apropos of nothing, she's like, you know what you would really like? And I was like, oh, what's that? She's like, Black Butler. And I know shit did the death note like Elstair.

I looked her dead in the eyes. I'm like, how the fuck do you know that? Because I have a CL bust, like, on my shelf. And I'm like, I don't know how I'm going to explain this. Wow. Well, now you don't even have to. I downblade it. I was like, yeah, I like it.

You know, it's fine. But then, Cial boss. You take your fucking shirt off yakuza style. You have a giant CEL back tattoo. Like, it's one of those Y2K forum signatures. Yeah,

yeah. It's an animated, like, blingy giff on my back. And, like, when I flex, it moves. That's like,

that's like a crazy aesthetic for tattoos, I will say. I would respect the shit out of that. Like, a blingy style tattoo would be Getting my back bedazzled with gangster SpongeBob. Do you remember like, I would love. Dude, there are, there are tattoos, like bedazzled tattoos or a thing?

It's more like a piercing at that point, though. I would love like a dream tattoo to be like one of those like Call of Duty black ops, like name tags, like the really like decorated ones as like a tramp stamp. Got to have their clan tag on it. Yeah, exactly. Client tag. Cush with a dollar sign. Yeah. Getting a, getting an upside down this end up tattoo on my full. head be like i had i got like recognized very recently i get recognized like maybe once every two to three

months yeah billy it was when i came to your house it was when i saw you on the street you met with shan i i recognized you it's not special your parents do recognize you that's that's good that's normal it happens i don't even remember what i was saying anymore it works i i think the i think the one that stands out to me as well is the time the domino's delivery driver knew who i was oh that oh no You have to move. And then we had to institute a rule in my house that Shelby has to grab the delivery food. I'm like, I have not been like, I haven't been relevant for a little while. How the fuck do you know who I am?

What I, what happened to me was I, so I've been trying to be like more, it's really cringe, so be nice. I've been trying to be more active in the local furry community. Oh, you're trying to bring more kindness into the world. Yeah. Fuck you. Fuck you. It is pretty cringe.

Oh, you watch Superman. You're really into Hope Court? Because I am. I agree. So I, so I've been, I've been like hanging out with like local furries more. And the thing is, it's really scary to hang out with furries I find because the thing is, I'll agree with that. Some people have no inhibitions, but they're different. They have like no shame. Yeah. So it's kind of daunting. I find it really daunting because I have shame, a lot of shame. Going outside and looking at my sweaty ass, I want to kill myself. We went, before we went out, I just messaged my friend and I was like, dude, I'm like, I'm like, I'm not, gonna lie to you, I'm like pretty fucking worried about meeting these local furries because I don't know, like, most of our audience is furries and I do not want to get recognized. Oh, losing

battle. Are you kidding me? It's a guarantee. Yeah, no, exactly. It's always a weird dynamic to meet somebody. And then they're like, oh my God. Yeah. To be fair, that can go normally, but usually it has to happen by accident. It's a net, you're never going to have a normal, like, neutral interaction with someone if it's like a meetup or something but like if you happen into them then it can like be chill

if they're chill but again this is a local furry group so I don't know chill's not in the lexicon we're at this bar we start ordering drinks and everything and I tell the story of like this fucking I had like a really fucking stupid

moment at the at the park with my with my dog and this woman was just like getting on me about like the stupidest shit because we we're using a training leash so that apollo learns to uh not pull on the leash because it tightens when he goes too far and then he learns like oh shit it tightens so i need to not do that and this woman just went into me about how it was animal cruelty and everything and i was like i don't know you get away from me i don't want to talk to you and i was just not true that's that's of course it's not true it's ridiculous backseat fucking dog owners man it dude it's like my new biggest pet peeve it's every single time i take

the damn dog out you live in a very annoying area i've never had that oh yeah everybody's french what do you think oh it's insane but yeah uh i i just tell this story and then one of the guys that we're hanging out with he's like anybody tell you how much your voice sounds exactly like this one tuber sermon music and i was like i and then like my friend just like like does the shit eating grin where he looks at me like he knows you and I'm like I was just like I'm not going to start fucking pretending

I'm just going to say the truth I was like yeah that's me that's literally me and then you know what it was nice he was very nice and not weird at all about it he was just like oh that's cool I mean he probably had to like I mean that was probably his way of like eking it out like he knew he knew but he was

he was trying he was trying to give you an out is how I would read that I don't think he, I don't think he did know. We've been hanging out more and more because he's actually like really fucking cool and not weird, which is like, it sounds like the bare minimum, but when it's hanging out with like local furries, I'm not going to lie. And especially when there's an influencer angle, it's like that those are two evil fucking modifiers combined.

Exactly. So it's like the bare minimum, but it's nice. Hey, uh, Billy, I'm going to shit on this. Yes. I'm going to shit on you a bit for this, uh, at least the nice guy part of this. Because is this the friend that you were like, when I was at Chains apartment, you were like, oh, they're coming up. I'm going to pretend they're a big fan of yours. And you've got to fly along with it.

I just know sold it. Oh, I mean, no, you haven't met the guy I'm talking about. No, that friend is just... Because you sold him up the river. Oh, I already knew him. I already knew him for a little bit before then. I didn't fucking... I was just fucking with him because I knew him.

I don't fuck with people like that all the time. I'm not evil. evil. Mike, you brain blasted me. I did. Yeah, you reminded me of an event Nebraska on like 2014, 2013 Nebraska, I think, when I went with my wife and a friend. You've said that story.

It was a Nebraska anime convention. Well, the one where my wife and my friend were walking around and then just yelling to embarrass me is, oh my God, is that Brent Daniel reads? That's so evil. Mike, that happened to you. That did, yes. Yeah. But with Woolley.

We told that one. that was uh that was my first one fuck man no i'm forgetting PST is a dying empire well we're just it is a dying empire we're just fucking our brains are falling apart retirement home if anyone who is actually old listen to this which they don't

but if anyone who is old I'm 32 you know if anyone listen to PST well then those people are listening to us right now and they're like shut up shut up we are not old we are not old we're not we have youth within us

yeah you know maybe we aren't old but we are old in brain shut the fuck up i mean i'm i'm pretty i'm pretty happy with saying i am old i am 30 i don't worry about it like i'm very young i'm young and spry you have good knees your guys's knees hurt oh my my back hurts actually i don't feel this is like a oh you're old you're old your bones are turning in dust and i'm like yeah i mean once i at my 30s i mean i am old i am 30 you're older than a lot of the people who you're around YouTuber moment, but like, no, fucking who, oh, oh.

Damn right. The way you just rolled with it. That's so mean. The way you just rolled with that, bro. Yes, sir. That's so fucking mean, dude. Jucking aside, no, you're, like, you hit like your 40s and you can start to say you're getting old.

Until then, it's like, no, bro, you're fucking, no. I don't see it like that anyways because how I, like, obviously I'm joking, but like how I see it, your 20s are to fuck up a lot. and then just kind of fix all the problems that you're having right now so that in your 30s you can enjoy living instead of freaking out what a convenience stance to have as a 20 year old how convenient yeah i'm 28 and i fucked up a lot and now i'm feeling way better than i was uh feeling when i was you know early 20s so that's how i see it now i was more successful in my 20s damn yeah i mean well i peaked in high school so i never fucked up a day in my life yeah i'm kind of i'm kind of just like

winning man i don't know what to tell you yeah just kind of winning with hammers next time in your balls like i'm not no more no more honor dude just straight for the balls i get i get a lot of chat interactions sometimes while i'm like streaming of people who are like worried about getting old and being in their 20s and being like in their 30s and i remember in my 20s i was always worried about like turning 30 going bald buying bottles of cologne shaped like motorcycles and then just obsessing over those like something awesome like a switch would flip in my head right i can't i can't wait to get there are you kidding me tall Oh, I can't wait to get to the point where I buy little motorcycle trinkets.

Oh, that's what I imagine is like old. That's what my grandpa is super induced. So it's just like in my head. I'm like, yeah, if I start collecting motorcycle clone bottles, like I'm cooked. You're going to get into Gundam. That's what I think. I don't know. I think as I've gotten older and more into my 30s, like, yeah, I mean, do I, do I wish that stuff in

my life, it turned out better? Yeah, but I wasn't, you know, part of it is I wasn't given like the foundation that other people were. And so I have to scrape and claw my way up, uh, as I do. And I think, you know, in terms of who I feel old sometimes, yeah, but also I think that being old or that old mentality is something that you fall into as you get older, easier. But as long as you're open and self-aware and, and kind of like, willing to grow and learn, you know, prepared to take the L. Yeah, ready to grow and learn and be better. I, I think that even if you get old it's not a bad thing being old itself isn't bad it's just it's that people equate being old

with not being fun yeah yeah i think that's like the core of of all of that is like at least for me like old age and being old the state of being old comes with the like unwillingness to be curious or to try and do something different because like the second you lose that will to be like, oh, this looks interesting. I would like to learn about this and open yourself to a new experience. I feel like that is when you, your brain finally crusts over and you can no longer be young again. It scabs over into one big rock.

If you're willing to be like an open-minded person, I think you can, you can stay young for the rest of your fucking life. And like to the people listening to this who are like younger in like high school, 18, 19, the second year and you're going to die over. It's fucking over. You're going to die. You're going to die. The sun is going to explore.

You're going to die. Everybody knows your high. You're tweaking. We don't like it when you're high. We don't like it. There are bugs in your skin. Actually, Billy, you know, related to being open to experiences, when are we doing ketamine? Oh, when are you getting into ketamine?

I don't like... Oh, you saw like a catamine bitch. I've been proactive. I've been proactive on this, on this front. I'm just waiting on you. I know, I know. I've actually been checking local Montreal animal shelters and horse stables, and I've been seeing that there's some kind of...

Why are we talking about fucking horses this episode? I know why, but let's move on. Wimusame is a plague. Okay, I know this place. I know this place where you go there and you... The code is why the long face and they will give you ketamine. I thought you were going to say the code is 1, 2, 3, it's 0451, your system shock. What?

A little immersive joke for you, Buster. You ever play a... Oh, I just thought of it. Kind of like a gamers joke, you know, for the gamers in the audience. Yeah, kind of a bit of a... Brendan's a gamer's. Yeah, a bit of a, bit of a gaming gamer. I mean, when I play video games sometimes, I don't even sweat.

Oh, no, I'm the opposite, Brandon. If my shirt isn't sweaty, I'm not gaming hard enough. No, I know. Julian, that's why usually when a VC calls, I can hear you munching and crunching because the Dorito dust keeps the controller in your hands from how slippery it is. Right, right. It's like chalk at the gym. It's like, it's like free climbing, but it's free gaming.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, because you're playing gotcha games only, and that's always free. What an episode. guys, what a crazy little moment we just had. I don't want my Brent Daniel to become Lost Media. What are you on? No, I'm already becoming an ARG analog horror. Sorry, they're already fucking putting me

in the 4x 3. Fucking God. They're already putting the VHS effects filter from that they downloaded directly, the plugin from Adobe Premiere and just inserting it directly in there. They're making five jump scares. Yes, the worst fucking plugin ever that everyone uses and it looks like dog shit. No, it's fucking awesome. Use it as

an aesthetic choice. Yeah. Quickest way of showing that you have no When I was doing his Dragon's Dogment 2 video He sent me a cut of it And he was like, can you take a look at this? And I was like, yeah, sure, I have no critiques of it Here's you is like an analog horror thing And I drew like blood on his eyes and just like him holding a gun

And he's bleeding from his mouth And I was doing it on my phone at work It looks really shitty But sometimes it pops up in my memories And I just see like scary as That's pretty good This reminds me of like I think this was like a year or two back When Julian posted like a fit

And I just was editing belt buckles on the way I don't oh my gosh Oh, my God, I remember that. This is like an age. That's crazy. I just kept editing clothes on top of the fit. This is, dude, the random, I love the random bits from Katz Server. They're pretty good.

That was so long ago. We have good bits. It was. That was ages ago. We have good bits. We do a little bit. But now it's time to retire, just like a horse. Like, this is, I mean, this is also, you know, one of my favorite bits about, like,

being medicated for ADHD is just the one that my brain blasts more, like I'm making more connections and then two, I like being social. Being social is fun. That's what I, that's what I've been enjoying a lot about making new furry friends, because all furries are extroverted. Breaking new ground. Being social is fun and getting old is normal. Guys, if making friends is beautiful and getting old is okay. Only know you love it when you let her go. It's crazy that you too have read the Ken Bone book. You make jokes about it. But the thing is, some people need to There are in the comments right now saying, thank you, you saved my life. Guys, some people use jokes as a form of coping, okay?

Yeah, and others use genuine emotion. I've never used jokes as a form of coping. I've never coped in my life. I only mauled. Billy, you can cut this if you want. Oh, come on, bro. That's not even a joke. That's just... Fat Albert, fat Albert, fat Albert, fat Albert, fat Albert.

Fat Albert, fat Albert. It wasn't that. I thought it was black Albert. Yeah, I just didn't want to say it. Okay. Why don't you want to say black? Dude, you guys are so weird about, so what the fuck is the, what's the point of, like, what is so bad about black Albert?

Why can't he be black? He literally already is, dude. That's what I'm saying. It's because it's an analog horror character. From the corner of your eye. What if Albert had fucked up red eyes bleeding? Here, it, pus your mouth. From the distance, heavy reverb distortion.

The dot has been connected. Yeah, that was pretty dog shit. It's tough for Patreon questions. We can't keep doing this. If you're part of the $5 and above tiers on our Patreon, you may ask a question. You're funding this shit. You're funding this shit.

Dude, this was a Hope Corps episode where we gave you hope. You better fucking thank us. That's what we're calling this. We just, yeah, it was Hope Corps and you were save-pilled. You were saved by LifeJem. You know what? I'm taking it back. I do feel old.

Yeah, see, I, Julian, I, I keep, I keep saying, I don't know how you, how you don't feel old sometimes.

I'm, oh, I definitely do feel old sometimes. Like, I'm, I'm starting to have those moments where, like, I've realized that people who were born in,

like, 2007 can legally drive cars. And I'm like, oh, oh, no, you're, you're finding I'm old moment. By defining I'm old a moment,

came, uh, while I was working at Best Buy, and it was one of my co-workers saying, oh, man, destiny one, me back, looked at me. I used to play

this all the time when I was a kid. Oh my fucking God, shut up, dude. Shut up. I went, oh yeah, no, I'm ancient. I'm literally falling apart. Like, I would be, you know, in my late teens, early 20s, and say shit like that, but I was at least self-aware enough to know that like I was not old enough to really

say things like that yet, you know? I would say it, nostalgically, tongue and cheek, because I'm like 19. But now it's not a joke anymore. Now it's like real. people were stupid back then too. It's just, I'm just, I'm reflecting generally on people who don't have self-awareness. It's like, how do you be 20 and like actually just say things like this takes me back?

It's like, to what? Diapers? The fuck are you on about? Well, it takes me back to not having any responsibility, I guess, because in your 20s, you kind of do have responsibility. I know, but it's like you just, you can't talk like that yet, bro. Your brain ain't even done developing yet, man. You can't.

I need to start saying that about video games I'm currently playing. The one that. really got to me was very recent. I was I was watching some fucking video and the guy was explaining some old like some old DVD technology and he had to explain what a DVD was and I was like oh, fuck off. No, we're not there yet. No way. He's making media for sure for actual children. That has to be. I feel like explaining a DVD is like a hardcore trolling considered the fact that like Blu-rays have been around. Yeah, it's like here let me explain a DVD. to you. It's a blue ray, but

older. It's a Blu-ray. I guess it does, now that I think about it, maybe he was fucking around, because you saying that made me realize, but the thing is, I don't know how many, like, my cousin never really played any video games or watched movies

that required physical media. But he knows what a Blu-ray is. Probably. Like, explaining to a kid, like, oh, even like, I always think explaining VHS is are kind of stupid because, you I grew up with them, but, like, you know, it's, it's, it's the same concept as a DVD or a Blu-ray. It's just the shittier form of that. Yeah, no, like a VHS, I can, I can understand at

that point, like, needing to explain that. I'm thinking about it now, and you know what? Maybe it was a weird thing to explain, but back when I was watching it on the spot, I was like, whoa. I mean, hey, give it five to ten years, and I, and I'm sure people will actually start. It's probably going to be true. Yeah, people will start needing to do that, but like, yeah, even so, it's, it's still going to be like, have you seen a Blu-ray? Okay, moving on. Like, that's all you need. No, most rays I see are normal colors. I mean,

unless you're talking about the light spectrum. Yeah, well, actually, they named the Blu-ray because of that, because it uses a blue laser in order to read the data rather than a red, which is what the blue DVD is. So if you want to get technical about it. Is that actually why? That is actually why? That's cool. The, why did the HD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-died

because Sony's strong-armed strong arm to the market and forced them out of No, it died because nobody bought the fucking Norbit HD DVDs. It died because that shit's for low T beta males. Yeah, it's because nobody, nobody bought King Kong on HD DVD bundled with it. Actually, that was that was like a big thing, wasn't it? The fucking King Kong

HDDD. I went to a used media state, now, no, now, now. I went to a used DVD place. Man, wow. In Dallas a little while ago. and um they had an entire shelf like i'm talking 10 feet wide stacked to the brim with unopened HD DVD copies of king kong for peter jackson that's not surprising that's really not surprising it was for me because it's like why do you even have them out at this point it's like probably just for fun i guess i mean if i ran a place like that i would do it too just like why do i have so many norbid HD DVDs for fun there's no reason when i when i started working

a GameStop, for a while, I think the PS3 was, uh, they were putting, they were putting the Blu-ray copy of Spider-Man 3 with the PS3 in like a bundle for a little while to check out like, oh, like, get a PS3, but here's also a Blu-ray to get you started. And, uh, when I first started working at GameStop, we had like 200 copies of Spider-Man on Blu-ray, like we lost out here in a big stack, like a dollar apiece, basically. Cool. To be fair, it's not like the PS3 was fucking flying off shelves. It's not like, and also Blu-rays were... Not until Mag died. Not until what? As a millennial,

I have to say, Mag was kind of the final horcrucks. Pardon me of the PS3 sales. What is Mag? Mag, it's an asynchronous gigantic multiplayer video game. They shut the servers down for. Mag. Oh, okay. No, I thought you were talking about that one insomniac

games, uh, FPS that was like a big fucking mess. When am I guys, when am I going to sit y'all down and make y'all watch King Kong from Peter Jackson extended edition. I saw it on HDV. No, you did. Yeah, I did. I've talked about the Juggalo house. The Juggalo house, they had an HDD

player. Now all you need is an HDVD player that you can hook up to Discord. Simple. Where were we? Patreon questions. We veered, we veered with hard left. All right. If you were on my Patreon

and you can have a question and you. Oh, sorry, everybody. That's my little gnome that talks about the Patreon. Let me just put them away. Kill them. Put a chopstick. up his ass. You keep letting that fucking gnome in here, dude.

Why would you say that? What is wrong with you? I don't know. I'm going to be honest. I said it and I realized like, dude, what the fuck am I saying? Sometimes when you say things and you're like struggling for a bit,

I respect it, but I also in my mind I see like the Jimmy Neutron brain blast but then it stops midway and plays fart with reverb. No, they did that in the actual show. He'd try and travel to meet his older self and then you'd say brain blurp and that was really funny.

Remember that? Sorry, I don't watch older media. I don't watch Lost Media. Sorry. What's a DVD? Yeah, I don't know what that is. I watch Laser Disc. Yeah.

I love the like shifting of the goalpost for people like claiming things are lost media where it's just like anything that is not readily available on a streaming service is lost media. Yeah. Yeah. It's low key awesome. Norbit HD DVD Lost Media. I mean, no, it's not.

Well, it's going to be because I can't stop. Well, try to buy an HD DVD right now. It's not lost media. It's a copy of a thing we have. Shut the fuck up. It's lost media because I own all of them. Ah, let me see here. Brass asks, what is a niche six-gen game that you adore that nobody else played?

Mine was SLAI. Which gen 6th? Xbox. Sixth is Xbox 2. GameCube. Okay. Crimson Skies. It never got re-released or anything.

It's a Microsoft Studios funded thing. It's an extremely arcadey. fighting game and they were trying to go cinematic with it and it's very charming by today's standards incredible graphics for the time and if you have any machine that says Xbox on it then you can play it. It's also on Game Pass, I think. It is on Game Pass. I find it kind of difficult to talk about because all the like hidden gems games that I want to talk about got re-released like super recently. Yep. I don't know why but there's been like because I would say like oh shadows of the Dan, but that just got a re-release.

Well, sixth gen is PS2. That's seventh gen. Six is PS2. Xbox classic. Yeah, that was. Oh, wait, we're talking about PS2. Yeah, it's two era games. Bro, we said, oh, somebody said three. No, I heard the confusion earlier.

Did I say that? Am I stupid? You went, yeah. No, no, you didn't say Billy said it. Yeah. And then we agreed. But I think you, you're just confused. Yeah, it's PS2.

Okay. Okay. For me, weirdly enough, it's a game. called Cold Winter. It is... Oh, dude! It is such a weird first-person shooter that, uh, like, I, I remember cursing Mandy with one billion images from it, uh, to the point where it's in some of, it's in at least one

of the horrifying movie edits. Uh, there's multiple little, like, cutscenes that are just stilted and awful. There's a main, like, villain named Shisha, who's this bald, big guy. That kind of like partially jump scares you throughout the campaign. It's, it's got some weird, like, half-life style physics puzzles in it. Um, and, um, and, um, and, um, And it's very much a spy thriller. But the main campaign, there are parts that'll just make you go,

what were they trying to cook here? And why did they stop cooking at certain points? But I really, really enjoy it. And if you get a chance, I don't think that it's, I don't really think there's an easy way to play it. But if you do get a chance to do a little retro gaming, then maybe give it a look.

I can think of a couple ways. Well, yeah, but you know. Yeah, just a little. For the purposes of like classifications, are we lumping Dreamcast into Sixth Gen? Yeah, sure, I think it's... So, I'll bleed, right? Hands down, Illbleed.

Ill bleed is one of my favorite games ever. This game sucks. It's terrible, but... No, it's not. It's so peak. It's so good, I love it. What if Mind Sweeper was spooky? It's fucking awesome.

That's awesome. What the fuck? Yeah. Super challenge, Mike. I kind of love it. It is the worst designed game ever, because the conceit of the game is, you are a girl who goes to basically goosebumps horror land, where it's like a actual like scary ass theme park and you have to use a device to mark jump scares before they happen based on your five senses of what you think is wrong and the only way you get good at it is by playing it more and more because you will start flagging things as like a scare and then it's just like basically the equivalent of like the luten bus if you're familiar where it's like a fake scare um yeah also the uh marking

costs a resource and when you run out you're fucked yeah yeah other two just to throw a technically uh flower sun and rain is a ps2 game but i played it on ds because it's the only way it was released in the west love that game horrible game and then uh shadow of destiny is very good that's on pst do you like any good game uh i like tony hawk underground oh cool oh i know shadow of destiny that's a shadow of memories elsewhere shadow of memories on anything that's not the too, yes. Okay, gotcha. That's the time travel conom. Yeah, it's cool. It's really short. I have a few that I can recommend, but the thing is it's all JRPs because it's the only thing I play. I would say like radiatta, radiata stories. I don't know how you fucking say it. That one is a banger. That's

tri-aise. Shadowheart's duology and the digital devil saga duology as well, Shin Megami Tensei. I don't know. I don't know if I can even call Shin Megami Tensei obscure anymore, though, because nowadays it's like so fucking everybody knows about it but they haven't re-released digital devil saga yet and now that one's pretty fucking good yeah that's my answer yeah Julian did you say yours

oh crimson skies yeah crimson skies was a I thought it was an Xbox 360 game what the fuck that was a late Xbox game that's what I'm saying it looks really looks so fucking good for its time it's incredible that guy with the hat asks what piece media do you like that everyone hates I'm drawing a blank on that one

I'm going to be real with you. I mean, I guess I don't, it's, it's hard because I feel like there's a lot of media that people really do not like that all of a sudden got really popular again, like ironically, I guess, because I could say Saw, because a lot of people fucking hate Saw. Yeah. Saw was, I was going to say, at least for Mind Predator 2. Oh, no. The movie ripped.

Ew, that movie sucks. No, it does not. No, it does. No, it doesn't. that movie. It's so cool. You're literally, no, we're not doing this. We're not doing this.

We're not doing this. It's stinky and sucks. I hate that movie. You shuck. I know what you did last summer. I kind of like that one more ironically, if I'm honest, because, well, I think the first one is fine. The second one is like, it has Rastafarian Jack Black, and that's, oh, wow, pretty good.

That's pretty good. The third one is abysmal dog shit. That is one of the worst movies I've ever watched. Oh, is that the one where they, They, it's like a reboot thing. They just, there's a new reboot. Did you see that? Yeah, I did see that.

There's a new fucking reboot that came out like last week. I bet it's fucking horrendous. Because it probably just wants to be screamed so fucking bad. Yeah, I don't know. Those two. I don't really, I don't know. Like usually when people hate media, I don't like it either. Crazy take.

In fact, I'm just a sheep. What can I say? Easy. For me, it's the hit video game for the PlayStation 3 Hayes. He's going to say it. Fuck. Yes. As the number one,

Hayes collector on the North American continent, I do have to say I do absolutely love Hayes. I mean, it's the Halo killer. It's plain and simple. It's the halo killer. And also you get cool abilities like take nectar or fall down, depending on what faction you're playing in.

It's just, it's peak. You play as, you play as Carpenter. Shane Carpenter. And the only time that you ever use the six axis is if somebody lights you on fire and you have to shake the controller to make the fire go away. No,

I think there was like another one where it's like earlier in the game, you've got to like use it to sneak around or something or like do a kill or whatever or like turn you do you don't really have to use six axis during that part though it's mostly just if you get lit on fire i remember watching a friend play it and they got blocked because they were using a third party controller and they could not continue because it didn't have six access support and it was not when they caught on fires before that so i can definitively say you do need to use it for something else i can't believe you're hay splining at me right now Hayes in stores now

somewhere since substores probably all your local game stuff they won't have it they might didn't they start doing used games

you think Hayes is gonna be is gonna be in it like no dude you gotta hunt for Hayes I don't fucking know they're flying off the shells because everyone wants it especially me

heavily sought after the harder the haze the sweeter the nectar oh my god you're so right this is so true actually I'm gonna do my hay's check right now

okay there you go father Hill asks in 2022. If you had to drink a glass of piss, would you rather it be hot or cold? I feel like everybody's going to answer cold. This is a bad question. Never mind.

You saw. I don't really have any way to expand on this, but I'd be hard-pressed. It would be bad because it would be a fresh one. Not if you reheated it. We never talked about reheating. Boy, brough, who put the piss in the electric kettle? Well, you never specified why it would be hot or cold.

You're making assumptions here. I guess, but... I want it cold and I want it to come out of those one really big, like the floral sweet tea containers. That's an episode of 30 rock. Am I, am I allowed to feed it through like a water filter or something? No. Well, no, because then you're going to filter out the piss. Video idea, running my piss 30 times through the brittifilter.

It is piss. No, you're not going to filter out the piss from piss. Yes, you will. No, I'm fine with putting it in the brita filter. Listen, if you are going to get some kidney stones in your piss, you're going to drink them. Oh, God. I was just saying, you know, how do you make the piss the most pleasant? You run it through the bit of filter five times, then you put it in the soda pop, the soda press.

No, because I carbonate my pee. Yeah, you carbonate my pee. Yeah, carbonate the piss. No, no, but if you filter it so much, then you're going to filter out the piss. And then it's going to be like, you are not. It's like drinking water next to somebody taking a shit on the toilet. It's like, what? Piss of LeCroix, the poop of LeCroix.

No, he's spitting. I'm spitting. I'm pissing right now. It's like, what, have you never heard? LeCroy call like water that has been sitting next to a fruit stand. That's how it tastes. Not really. That's what Piss LaCroix would be. I always, yeah,

I always remember people saying like, oh, LeCrore tastes like the implied fruit. Yeah, so it tastes like implied fruit. That's good. No, that's why it's like water that is sat next to a fruit stand. A bit of the water has, a bit of the fruit has wafted into it. So it would be like

drinking piss. It would be like drinking desani. drinking water next to somebody taking a... I feel like someone is removing my teeth one by one. This is... It's me, actually. I have the pliers right here. You have beautiful teeth, by the way. Thank you.

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