Please Stop Talking - Interrogations and Explanations | Please Stop Talking

Episode Date: March 22, 2018

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drinking age. Hey Cameron, whatcha doing? Oh nothing Avery, I'm just buying Amazon stocks and putting the rest of my money into a savings account. Wow Cam, that sounds financially responsible. But wouldn't you rather throw it into a metaphorical fire pit? As a matter of fact, Trelli, I would. Well, gee whiz, Ed. You're in luck, because the Please Stop Talking podcast now has a Patreon. Oh my goodness. Really? You heard right, Cam. Not only can you get access to a Patreon feed and David's exclusive unfinished music projects, 500 a month we'll

make a dnd podcast wow you're the cunt right now friend welcome to the podcast david was talking yeah but he can edit that out connie can't intro i'm gonna fucking hey everybody and welcome to another episode of Please Stop Talking. I am your host, Avery, but you might know me better as Shammy. I almost got it. I said knight instead of might. Yeah, I heard that. Joined today, as always, by my lovely co-host, David. Yes.

The other one, Cameron. Hey! And the other other one, Kyle. Hi. Hi. And today is a very special episode of the podcast in the sense that we couldn't think of a fucking topic, so we're doing another Q&A episode while we figure our fucking lives out. I love doing Q&A episodes. It's so much less work.

We don't even have to think. We really don't have to think. It's way less work. It's great. You guys think for us. Shout out. Shout out. I mean, I didn't actually look through the questions before. I know you didn't.

I didn't either. Wait, am I the only one who looked through any of the questions? I mean, I have them open right now. I have them open. So, Cameron, what's the first question we're answering? Okay. A good place to start is the end. Okay, from NologicSnake

from the Discord. Okay, actual question. When do you guys see the podcast stopping? Immediately. It's actually ending now. Bye. Good job, guys. A few years? A couple years?

Whoa. I'm best committed? I don't know. I don't know, dog. I actually have no idea. It'll end when it ends. It's hard to say. It'll end when it ends, I guess.

Yeah. It's not really. If it doesn't end, it might just evolve into something else. Yeah. It'd probably go through a couple of stages and change a bit before it dies. Yeah, because I think... Maybe tomorrow, none of us will be here. I mean, even then, even if we do end

the podcast, we're already people that are always, like, making... Because we're all creators, we all do a lot of things. Whoa. And still... Come on. Let's not say creators here. Kyle creates a great time and atmosphere oh thank you cameron that's the sweetest thing i've heard all day it is but like yeah everybody's

always creating shit and there's a lot of collaboration constantly so i think that even if we're not doing the podcast anymore we're still going to be doing stuff together probably I can't imagine we wouldn't be hopefully and then Kyle will be there too yeah and then I'll show up later I mean Kyle you'll voice act right?

voice act? wait what? I don't know maybe Kyle you're an ogre going to demolish a village I don't know maybe okay kyle you're an ogre going to demolish a village i don't think my blue yeti can handle that the boys on a blue yeti i'm going to turn kyle up really quick hang on this is really professional it is yeah

um next question I guess I guess yeah cause I don't the short answer to that is no fucking idea yeah it's kind of hard to say hard to say when something's going to end before you're even close to like I mean like I could we're an episode 16 guys

we're an episode 16 I could end up fucking hating all of these people by like next week i'm very i'm very confident on a few very confident about that yeah okay uh bh uh bh asks who is david's favorite youtuber david uh there's a right answer here i just got this is not a true question i know it's not me i know i know it's not you thanks man oh it's so confident sorry i'm sorry i look he can't like his he can't like every videos for it'd be unprofessional at that point yeah i mean i know i still love your videos no i still love your videos but uh i know i'm not the favorite though somebody that i watch constantly not necessarily

that you watch constantly just your favorite i would expect i would i expected you to say creel because you're the one who introduced me to creel i know i don't know if it's i i don't have a favorite i just have a bunch of people that I love yeah your favorites I really like Creel I really like Mandy Mandalore Gaming yeah there's a really underrated one that I used to watch when I was

very young and he's still fucking kicking his name is Storm Dane Productions what does he do again? Because I feel like you've told me about him before. I've told you about him. I'm pretty sure.

He makes videos about video games. He just makes reviews. Is he the one who calls them adventures or something? Yeah. Storm's Adventure with X Game. Dude, he almost has 200 videos

he's good from what I remember he's been doing this shit for so long I love that guy I love that guy a lot yeah let's go down the list I also like ShammyTV

Cameron who are your favorite YouTubers Let's go down the list. I also like ShammyTV. Thanks, man. I appreciate that. Cameron, who are your favorite YouTubers? Oof. Probably Captain Disillusion. I knew you would say that. I knew you would say that. Captain Disillusion is great. And Leonardo DiSicchi.

Siddiqui? I really, really like him. I think he's just like and it's his editing and like the way he presents his his topics it's also the topics they are specifically covers yeah like his um fuck uh i can't remember which one it was it was uh the one about tom clancy's game the where he's playing it with a friend i think think it might be Depression in games. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's really, really good and, like, really insightful. I don't know.

I really like his stuff. Yeah, it's really good. Yeah, I'm going to steal that one, too. Leonardo da Cicci is one of the best, and then Avery on top of that. Other than that, I've filmed way out of YouTube lately. Well, okay, well, then there's why why he's not exposed to very much uh i mean i really like because i featured a bunch in that uh in that video i recently made on my main channel um

i really like fuck that's hard i don't i definitely don't have a favorite i really like b mask and creel tube and sid and Captain Disillusion and I really like Mika Mikasikus. This shit's weird. I don't fucking know. Who do you dislike? Who do I dislike?

Let's not go down that hole. I really like everything Lyle the McDouchebag makes as well. Pre-game Discharge is really good. I started watching that. Out of all the YouTubers you know, Avery, which one is your least favorite? Lyle's hilarious. Dude, how the fuck does he even make this

shit up? It's amazing. I don't know. He's fucking crazy. I love him, though. I wish I had his brain. Lyle's Twitter is a fucking fever dream. Lyle's Twitter is a fever dream. Yeah. Nah, I fuck with Lyle. Lyle's Twitter is a fucking fever dream. Lyle's Twitter is a fever dream. Yeah. No, I fuck with Lyle.

Lyle's great. I'm sure I'm fucking forgetting people. Oh, Jerma. Fucking Jerma. I fucking adore Jerma. Jerma's a hero. Anyone here watch Jerma? I've watched him on YouTube. I watched one of his videos for the first time recently

which one uh I don't think it was a really good one it was watch the rumbles the rumbles I

cause the one I watched was just called 500,000 games in one oh yeah that video was alright it's not it was okay

yeah it's an alright video I recommend the rumbles cause and watch them in order because they fucking escalate. Alright, I'll watch those. Oh, oh, oh!

Fucking... I remember now. I like Super Eyepatch Wolf a lot as well. I rewatch his stuff all the time. He's a really good anime YouTuber. In a sea of trash. Who's your least favorite anime youtuber david do you want no i don't want that um it's mandy because he insults the anime mandy mostly insults moe so so I guess, yeah, it'd be Mandy. Because you, you're really gay.

Oh, okay. Let's, let's move on to another question. Alright, Comic Sads asks, how to get out of an awkward conversation slash how to break an awkward silence? Awkward silences are the fucking best. Just bathe in it. That is the most David response. That is your David answer. that is your david answer yeah jesus christ um i like to create awkwardness because then it's funny yeah is that yeah

what you base your entire personality around i mean yes yeah okay it's pretty much yeah uh getting out of an awkward i don't find myself in awkward silences very much i mean as far as i'm aware because i'm i'm uh generally speaking i know this might surprise people who listen to this podcast but generally speaking i'm a pretty quiet person so um i i don't know i i'm really comfortable with silence, so I don't deal with awkward silences all that often. I mean, specifically, I'd say, like, ask questions, I guess, but, like, not fucking boring questions. And if they're just giving you very shitty answers, they probably just don't want to talk to you. Yeah, yeah. Just ask questions.

If you're, like, introducing yourself to someone and you want to really make a good first impression, ask about them. Ask questions about them and what they do and their interests. And if they're giving you really short, shitty answers that either really don't want to talk to you or they're... They suck as a person.

Yeah, basically. I mean, it just means that they're shy, I guess. Could be made of the shy, yeah. Yeah. And if they're shy, destroy them with questions be another shy, yeah. And it's a shy destroy them with questions. But also, not every silence is awkward. Don't overgeneralize your awkward silence.

There are people I've been around a lot, actually, who every time there's any kind of silence, they go, well, it's an awkward silence. I hate that. It's really not that awkward. It's just a silence. I don't know. It becomes awkward if you mention that it's awkward. It becomes awkward's really not that awkward. It's just a silence. It becomes awkward if you mention that it's awkward. It becomes awkward if you call it awkward.

It becomes awkward when someone is like, oh, I was going to say something, but I forgot it. Now I don't know what to do. That's the worst thing that you can do if you're in an awkward silence is to point out that it's an awkward silence because it might not be awkward to the other person. But now it is.

Congrats. Congrats. When you point it out, you don't actually... Why are you looking for advice on socializing from this podcast? From us. From us. But also the less awkward you look in that

silence, they'll think it's less awkward if you look more comfortable. If you want to make it less awkward, just grab their hand and stare into their eyes. That'll initiate a flight or flight response that'll get you out of the situation. Listen, trust him.

Kyle's a psych major. He knows these things. As a psychology major, that is a doctor's note. Doctor's note? Doctor's note? Kyle, can you start a solo podcast called doctor's note where you just give terrible advice sure all right uh why are you guys oh sorry orchid 37 ask why are you guys so obsessed by french people that's a genuine question and no i'm not french i'm asking for a friend kind of sounds like you're french you're asking for a friend he's clearly he's clearly french because no people have friends who are french they have people they know who are french

he's clearly he's not obsessed with french people i It comes up. I mean, it just comes up. It comes up. It comes up because a lot of your stories are French-centric. Oh, yeah. Well, it's because I'm fucking...

Yeah, David's French-Canadian and Ed hates French. What? And also, when Ed's on and he talks about the French, he lives very close to... Yeah.

Or at least used to live close to France. What do you fucking mean Belgium what Ed used to live in Portugal David no but right like when he says he tells stories now he's in

Belgium there's gonna be French was I not listening I don't know let's just assume I was right I'm gonna assume that both of you are wrong I'm gonna assume that Kyle don't know where we are right now. Let's just assume I was right. I'm going to assume that both of you are wrong. I'm going to assume that Kyle's right. Alright, there we go. Wild card.

Favorite brand... I fucking need to read the names. Three Finger Jacko said favorite brands of liquor and or beer. I'm really into beer. My favorite beer is La Fin du monde by unibrew it's a very it's a very some it's a summer beer and it's very it's just really nice and light and it tastes of citrus and stuff but a bit like with a hint of banana, it's really nice. I like beer. Hell yeah.

I don't care for much beer that I've had. It's all about the setting for me. Like if I'm outside and it's a sunset, I'll have a beer, but if I'm inside I'd rather go for like Captain Morgan or something. Captain Morgan's good. I like rum and coke with a little bit of lime. That's my go-to drink.

That is pretty. Whoever has limes on the spot, though, when you make those drinks, I definitely do. You don't have limes? I have a lemon tree in my backyard, but no limes, no. We always have limes here in my house because my mom is into putting fucking limes

in water. Lime water. I like Emerson's Pilsner. It's a beer. I like... You's Pilsner it's a beer I like you like Pilsners? yeah I like a lot of like the Doughboy or I'm not super into beer

I haven't had that many though most of the beer I've had is like the beer you've had is probably not very good exactly yeah that's like I'm assuming beer is going to be like anime where I think I hate it just because all of

what I've tried is garbage and then I find good ones and then I'm like oh I'm actually really into this yeah sorry Kyle and you watch

and you watch it and like some of the things you're like ooh I don't like some of these things but yeah the whole experience but the whole

the overall experience is pretty good the overall experience is positive yeah I'm on part three of jojo right now it's fucking good uh oh i i have one i have one go for it okay oh fuck why is your name so long okay at tim jens 0 6 8 2 6 0 9 3 asks nice are there any games that you guys have really divided opinions on and if so what are they are there I think there are I would say Overwatch

but I think everyone it's probably between me and Cameron it's between me and David I really like the game Rhyme David won't give it a fucking won't give it a lighter won't give it a light of day oh yeah the thing is Cameron and I

have like super different tastes in video games I think like when it comes to more niche games not generally like I told you you wouldn't like Final Fantasy 15 and what do you know oh right it's like Rime,

because David didn't get past the first area, and then Cameron cried about it. No, no, there's also Persona 5. No, but I've respected that Persona 5. It just isn't for me. I wouldn't say it's like... I think it's a bad game inherently. Rime isn't for me either.

I think it's really boring. Okay here. Rime isn't for me either. I think it's really boring. Okay, see, that's where we... That's where the problem comes. This is where we begin. This is where we begin. Yeah, I don't know. I like Rime a lot. I like it as an experience.

I'm sure we... They didn't get past the first level. Likes it as an experience. One with the... Oh, yeah, Avery! Sorry, what are your top games this year, you fucking piece of shit? Listen, no spoilers. One with Avery and I is Bulletstorm. Bulletstorm. I just...

I really like Bulletstorm. I like Bulletstorm. I like Bulletstorm a lot in concept. I don't think it a lot as in concept i don't think it's that interesting in gameplay what what do you mean what what do you mean what is it like storm are you talking about bullet storm the one with the scoring and stuff yeah i thought you didn't like that game i don't i don't super care for it i don't hate it i just i nothing it i swear i have no opinion on that game. Oh.

Ed probably told you I hate that game because Ed doesn't know how to process middling opinions. Shit. Hey, also, everybody, Avery fucking despises The Witcher 3, so you can go talk to him. Talk about that on the call. That is not true.

Talk about that on the call. I don't despise the Witcher 3 it's just when I started playing the Witcher 3 I had like 10 other fucking games I wanted to play and I played through the prologue and I was like I'm really not feeling this and I just didn't I haven't gone back to it because you hate it

I don't like the combat I don't like the combat but I recognize you don't play that game for the combat I'm sure if I played it enough to like get into all the side missions and stories and the story and all that stuff, I'm sure I would really enjoy it. But it didn't leave a good first impression on me, so I haven't gone back to it. I understand that. It's dumb. Discuss this in the comments, guys.

Oh my fucking god. Oh my god. I think we also have differing opinions on fighting games yeah? probably I don't know I feel like David just probably has the most passionate opinion

I think David is the most passionate about fighting games for sure well of course I'm the only one that plays them but like for anime fighting games oh well yeah I don't think you. But for anime fighting games... Oh, well, yeah. I don't think you guys would like anime fighting games at all. Yeah, I've tried...

I tried BlazBlue. You tried BlazBlue, right? I didn't really like it. I really like Tekken. Pretty much the only one I've gotten into. Tekken's really good, but BlazBlue's honestly really good as well. It's easy to get into.

Anyways, what... really good but blaze blue is honestly really good as well it's easy to get into anyways what so word one asked uh what who is who is influenced you the most youtube celebrity comedian etc who is the biggest influence on you creatively I assume is what the question is oh that is his name I don't have people

I don't have people oh shit I don't have people. I don't have people that influence me. Oh, that's the joke. Oh, shit. That's pretty good. What's the joke? His name is Word, but he extended it so it's a long word. That's dumb as fuck, but I like it. I was going to say, I don't have people that influence me more.

I have things that influence me. I find it hard-pressed to say that one person has had an impact on me rather than the things that they've even made or done. Not even your boy, Denny? I mean, Denny's films influence me, but I wouldn't say him himself. Him as a director and creator. Well, yeah, I mean,ini's films influence me but I wouldn't say him himself him as a director and creator well yeah as a

I mean I guess creatively but like who's Denny Denny Villeneuve Denny Villeneuve oh okay yeah the only good

French Canadian oof oh okay bye ouch that was that David thank you Kyle thanks Kyle Kyle are you keeping

score or something are you the referee yeah no I I got that tally. He has a big fucking whiteboard in his room. He's just keeping up. Who's winning so far? I mean, yeah.

Fuck yeah. Fuck. Thanks, Kyle. I mean, have you seen his subs? Of course he's winning. Thank you. Someone understands. How many followers you guys got?

Okay, here I go. Let's put a step on this roll. Yeah, I mean, I guess Danny would be an influence, but like, I find it like, I don't know, it's weird to say that a person

has influenced me rather than their work. I can stand behind that. I understand that, I know what you mean. Whose work has influenced you the most? Danny could be like a serial killer. I don't know. Oh my god. You are extrapolating so much from this question.

Whose work influenced you the most? Yeah, Danny. Thank you. You, Avery. I'm an influential boy. No, I think he was asking who...

Nah. I knew it. I got you, Cameron. You understand what I'm saying. What about you, David? What the fuck? What do you mean? Shut up, Porter! Do it!

I don't know. You talk about Porter a lot. I like Porter a lot, but the thing is he's not the one that influenced me the most in my life. Well, creatively. The reason why I made... I mean, it depends. depends influence me to do what

to go into music or influence the things I make you can have more than one question you can answer both Deadmau5 is the most influential because he influenced me into getting into music

and audio in general and then Porter Robinson basically changed my life and perspective on electronic music and art and mixed media shit. Hell yeah.

What about you Kyle? I'm not exactly sure since I don't create content but I think honestly when I look at creators I'm not exactly sure since I don't create content, but I think, honestly, when I look at creators that do something different that I like the most, that would have the most influence on me,

I'm going to come back to Leonardo da Sitchi again because what he does is pretty fucking neat. Inspirational on a more personal than creative level kind of thing. Yeah, exactly. I can connect with it a lot more. i can completely understand that yeah yeah i get that avery i feel like mine's gonna surprise people because i feel like most people would expect me to say yahtzee here but it's actually more um i would say more uh like stand-up comedians like uh bo burnham bill burr mike verblia, anyone whose last name starts with Burr.

I don't know. I'm really into stand-up and studying how they... Well, not really studying. It makes it sound like I've got a fucking pen and a paper out. But no, it's just paying attention to the way that they structure jokes and structure the way they tell stories and things like that that I find super interesting. I don't know. I mean, I mean, obviously if you, especially if you go back to my earlier, like reviews, Yahtzee was definitely a stylistic influence. I think it would be

just dishonest for me to say otherwise, but yeah, in terms of like the way I actually try and write, I he's, it's more comedians than anything else. And when I write things that aren't videos, like when I'm at any other projects I'm writing, it's definitely more influenced by stand-up comedians and people. Even when I write, because I write scripts and stuff in my spare time because I just really enjoy writing. um because i write i write some i write scripts and stuff in my in my spare time um because i

just really enjoy writing uh and i i really like the way that um shane caruth writes dialogue and i think that sort of has influenced the way that i write dialogue in scripts because it's if it's very naturalistic and i think that's really cool because it it's i don't know anyone who's watched a shane caruth movie will know what I mean by that and I don't really know how to explain it so was your PhD on theoretical science I'm not listen where's your fucking

blockbuster masterpiece a year Cameron okay yeah eat my ass fuck off so to roll off to roll off of that question um at tag3r underscore boy with an i

says uh cheesy question but I'm curious what's a game that made you think about yourself introspectively and actually inspired some change within you as a person which is kind of a tough question in my opinion that is a hard one uh um as a person? Which is kind of a tough question in my opinion. That is a hard one.

A game. I wouldn't say a game that changed me. Made me look introspectively. Think about me? Yeah. It's tough. I play fighting games. I don't fucking know, dog. I mean, hey, you could make a case for it hey man you gotta fight yourself at the end of most of those games

oh i i know exactly the one actually it was dota oh yeah dota did it yeah but it did it fucking changed me i fucking hate dota so fucking much. That game is such fucking shit. I played so much of it and I was always upset and angry. And then at one point when I hit about a thousand hours, I realized how much fucking time I spent and how much I was like, okay, let's go. Let's see the ratio of of time spent and fun. And I'm going to be honest with y'all, there was no fun.

That game sucks. That's a pretty bad ratio. Zero-zero is a pretty bad ratio. That game fucking sucks. It's terrible. And it made me want to just start projects instead of wasting time on a video game that I hated. That's a good answer then.

Yeah. I guess the closest outcome is Oxenfree, I guess. It made me be like, I should probably love my brother a bit more. Yeah. God. Oxenfree's fucking good um

uh i would say mine is probably hellblade is the one that comes to mind just because although it's like hard to exactly tie it to myself but just like as far as like really made me think a lot yeah like empathetically and stuff yeah exactly Hellblade um well in spite of all of its flaws I might actually have to give it to Night in the Woods

because I was thinking that for you yeah because and I'm forever going to kick myself for like being a little bit too like like shrugging off of the uh like brushing away the uh the flaws of that game to only talk about the the stuff that i liked uh when i made that video but it would probably be night in the woods because uh i don't know it was really, in the first two acts at least, really was a pretty solid reflection of things that happened to me. Not an exact reflection, I didn't really deal with it in the exact same way, but, you know, sort of similar. And it sort of helped me realize how important it is

to reach out and how important it is to have friends that you can talk about that sort of stuff with. It's good. I agree. Alright, just stay away from that. Oh, damn. Oh, wait. No, too late. It's me now, boy.

Okay. At laser underscore I know I Okay. At laser underscore. I know I did. At laser underscore Eli asks, do any of y'all watch anime? No. Anime is a sin. Anime is trash. Anime is a sin.

Anime is awful. Anime is a fucking sin. Go fuck a girl, virgin. Anime is your... Jesus Christ. virgin you're damn I say ignore the bit on the sponsor when I talked about anime ignore that yeah don't watch enemy have sex with lots of girls trust me yes Cameron is that it? is that is that is that is that is that is that

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is that is that is a sin, but if I had to choose, it would be... Oh, shit, I forgot her name. God damn. Doesn't sound like your wife. What's the first name that comes to mind, David? In lieu of David having a waifu, my waifu is Speedwagon.

Speedwagon is a waifu. Don't even argue with me on this. The perfect woman. Yes, thank you. Aoba from New Game. I think she's cute. There you go. Is she like a child?

No. First off, no. Second off, anime is a sin. No matter what he answered, i would have said that anime is a sin and we're all going to hell yeah we can carpool it's fine yeah next question please at the shock waffle asks what do you think is the worst video game movie franchises oh um video game slash movie franchises? Ooh. Um. Franchises.

Franchises. Franchises. Um. Well, because I don't know. I don't tend to go out of my way to watch terrible, like, awful movie franchises. Mm-hmm. Or play terrible video games. Like, if I know I'm not going... Generally, if i know i'm not going to like something i avoid it i think it's i think it's transformers it's probably

transformers that's where i was thinking about as well it's really bad yeah it's transformers is not only bad every single movie is so fucking long and yeah there's a lot of long and there's a lot of weird shit going on there like psychologically hey man don't don't you talk about your romeo and juliet card to your oh yeah dude i whip that one up as as a texan as a native texan let me tell you it comes up i also think jurassic park needs to die jurassic Park needs to fucking die. Oh my god. Yeah. Jurassic Park is so bad.

Fucking- I mean, the original one? Great. No, not the original one. But like, Jurassic World? Jurassic World is like- Fucking Jesus. It's terrible.

I think the biggest problem I have with Jurassic World is how fucking cynical it is. Yeah. Yeah. Oh god. That'd be it. Game franchises'd be it game franchises though game franchises i don't know it always feels though though like with game franchises like i've seen this especially the latest assassin's creed is that just because games in the previous series were bad doesn't mean that all of them have to have to fucking be terrible yeah like like assassin's creed before origins i thought was just fucking a dead dead series but when origins came out it's

like wow they're actually like changing it to be more of an rpg rather than like what assassin's creed was before and no i'm like trying to think of franchises that are bad, but I don't think there are really bad franchises. Hyperdimension, Neptunia. Oh my god. Christ. Oh my fucking god. That's my answer.

I don't give a shit. Oh, whoa. Halo should have finished at three. Halo should have finished at three, yeah. Even though I like Reach. Even though I like Reach. Halo should have finished at Reach! Even though I like Reach a lot, narratively at least,

the story should have ended at 3. The problem with Reach is that, because it's like, the problem I have with Reach is that I don't really care that they changed established canon in the extended universe, like they can do that, that's extended universe canon is not it's not rule it's not law uh my

problem is they changed to some to something infinitely less interesting so uh that's my biggest issue with reach like from a narrative perspective if we're talking about that. I mean, Reach was fine. It was fine. It's a decent send-off for the franchise. I think 3 would have been a better send-off. 3 would have been a better narrative send-off. I've never played Reach. I've only played the multiplayer. I actually have the game

and never played the campaign. Every fucking person I've talked to who advocates that Reach has the best multiplayer only talks about SWAT and I fucking hate that SWAT is good in Reach but that's not what you fucking play Halo for unless you're an idiot

SWAT's the mode where no one has shields and everyone has a DMR so you one shot headshots get off this Halo talk because Cameron and I are going to start arguing yeah yeah get off this Halo talk because Cameron and I are going to start arguing yeah yeah are there any questions on the score?

is Shammy actually black from CoolerSugar955 no he's Asian let's move on I'm fucking transparent I'm so white you can see right through me I'm the whitest person in this call yes well actually we don't know.

Maybe Cameron's like hyper white drifter. Hyper white drip. Shut up. Hyper white drifter. Shut the fuck up. No. Are there any questions on the Discord? Oh, I don't have that open.

I didn't know we had questions on the Discord. Eric has one. Eric has a more fun one, which was ominous on Discord. It says, you have been given $10 million. How do you legally make the most chaos? Ooh. Wait,

how much? $10 million. $10 million. How do you legally make the most chaos? I put it all in Dogecoin. Legally. I don't know. Legally. Legally.

Could you? It's a tough question. Could you legally fund a terrorist cell? No. No. But what if it was just a donation to like. What the? No. What do you cell? No. No. But what if it was just a donation to like... What the... No.

What do you mean? Cameron. No. Listen, you're going to get all of us onto several lists in a minute. And you're foreign. You're not doing yourself any fucking favors. I don't have $10 million, though. Cameron, don't you want to be a filmmaker?

Cameron, don't you want to be a filmmaker? Don't you want to... You want to eventually immigrate potentially to the United States to be a filmmaker don't you want to eventually immigrate potentially to the United States to be a filmmaker right okay chill out dude like anyways what are you doing and chaos doesn't have to

mean everyone dies chaos can just mean whoa what a crazy day you know not terrorist funding I mean I don't know man in which no terrorists were funded. Wow. Wait, with $10 million, what's a small industry?

Like, a weird small industry. Dogecoin. No. Dogecoin. It's just everybody in Stalbac is pulling out their hairs like, how did it go up $10 million? I would, I think I would would I would probably go to like I would probably go to some weird town like in some like super populous state and then announce that I would be like dropping 10 million dollars at this point at

this time and just like try to spread it as wide as possible advertise it across like the entire US or something and not do it no I know and then I would do it but just imagine the people that would come to just grab this money if they believed it they would have to believe it that would be chaos that would be chaos

uh I don't know I would want to fuck with people more than like murder them. Kyle. I'm not thinking murder, bro. There would be death. I'm sure there would be death. Well, yeah, people would probably fight. Yeah, it'd be bad.

I would think just fucking with an industry. I don't know. I would buy like how many Barbies can I buy with 10 million? I would just like... How many Barbies can I buy with $10 million? I would just buy $10 million worth of fucking

Barbies and completely de-balance Barbies. I don't know, man. I'd fund an ARG for what? $1 million of it is going towards the ARG and the price if you win the air g

is uh is nine million dollars so then wait what's the air g uh augmented reality game like uh it's alternate reality game alternate reality game sorry sorry but i listened to the podcast while i was working on the uh on the new no man's sky bleep that video and uh and uh i was listening to a podcast and they said augmented reality game and i almost started fucking crying because i thought i needed to re-record the entire fucking audio because i thought i got the acronym wrong but i looked it up and it's generally it's alternate reality game okay yeah so I would just make fucking read it in 4chan go crazy over it yeah yeah it'd be great 4chan would solve it immediately Yeah. Okay, I'm... There is no answer to the ARG. This is a tough-ass question.

Is that what you wanted to hear, Avery? Yeah, that is what I wanted to hear. I mean, technically, you can't advertise something that's false. What do you mean? I mean, if it's a product. I'm not advertising. It's not advertising.

It's an ARG. Okay, you're just going to send people on a wild goose chase. Yes. Dude, I'd send people on a cannonball run for no money. I would make it like Cicada. You know Cicada? Like the fucking...

The... The puzzle shit that people were trying to solve. I'd make it like that. So people would think it's believable. Oh. And since I have the $10 million, I'd be able to prove that I get the money. Wait, can I put my $10 million

in your game? Ooh. Are we working together now? Whoa. Is this a joint venture? Do we have $40 million? let's go glow let's go planetary boys shut the fuck up arg on the moon that's not planetary i would oh well i mean i'm not can you buy like all of the remaining um, what are the words here?

Uh, can I buy the rest of, like, a low population species? Like, can I buy all of the, can I buy all of the pandas? That would not be chaos. Yeah, can I, like, buy all of, dude, I'm gonna save the pandas. How fucking chaotic. Well, I'm not saying, I don just be dude I'm gonna save the pandas how fucking chaotic well I'm not saying I don't know what I would do

for 10 million I doubt you could I doubt I could too 10 million is not enough I don't think you could buy pandas for you can't buy pandas yeah

I don't think you can because pandas are wild animals that are protected maybe you can't what? yeah you're just saying that

because you don't have 10 million dollars i mean i put all my 10 million into an arg in space so no one can no one can participate in your arg if it's in space david we can throw people what what are you talking about i don't know well i'll build a big catapult. If you're launching people to space, you need a trebuchet, motherfucker. Okay, well, I'll build a big trebuchet

and I'll fucking throw people in space and they'll do the ARG. Whatever Goblin 151 asks, Yo, it's ya Goblin boy. Got a question for Avery. Is it fun to edit long videos like his I imagine it isn't very fun editing the gameplay is really

not fun but editing the other stuff is fun I just wanted to get off that subject the fucking hands uh crab zinger crab zinger question uh my question is if you guys had to use one word to describe each other what would it be?

Ooh. So, wait, do we just want to start on... Oh, okay. Let's go one person at a... Like, let's go... Let's go... Avery, Kyle, me, and Cameron. Let's start with Avery.

Don't hold back. Famous. Oh, fuck. No, not famous. I would say down to earth. That's three words. That's more than one word. He used a couple hyphens.

Wait, wait, no, no, no. Then I would just say downs. Hell yeah. I feel you, dog. I see you. Alright. Kyle, describe Avery in one word. Oh, okay, we're doing I see you. Alright. Kyle, describe Avery in one word. Oh, okay, we're doing it that way.

Yeah. Intelligent. What about you, Cameron? What do you mean? I already said mine. Is that your actual answer? So Avery's... Do I have to answer it realistically? Wow.

My answer for Cameron? Liar. God damn it. We're doing Cameron now, everybody. What's your one word for Cameron? Okay. I mean, that's fair good- that's- I mean, fair. That-

Alright, m-mine is- Okay, every gentleman, I'm gonna fucking redo yours. Did you already say something nice, you piece of shit? No, I'm sorry. You want me to- you want me to just repeat what fucking Kyle said, you dickhead? Dickhead, that's my one word. Okay, then I'm changing cameras. Honest.

Awwww. Awwww. We found resolution. Okay, then I'm changing cameras. Honest. Aww. We found resolution. Okay, Kyle, what's your word for Cameron? Map? Map? My one word for Kyle is jokester. My word for Kyle is fun. My word for Kyle is fun. My word for Kyle

is master. Aww. We have an end joke on this public podcast. Are we doing David? I guess. Yeah, we're doing David. I just admit generally, Kyle, you are a master. Thank you. I appreciate David goblin freak wait that's not a bad

period you're goblin like freak but in a good way can I my one word for David Luton. Are you speaking Maori at us? Luton. That's Goblin in French. So he's Goblin Goblin Freak. No, wrong. That's Elf in French. What?

Ah, shit. That's Leprechaun, apparently. Fuck. Damn it. What? I put Goblin into... What is Google telling you? I put Goblin into French to English.

Hey, do you want to know what Goblin in French is? What? Goblin Drats Can I change mine for David? Yes Nevermind that one's too mean I won't do that publicly Savage

What? I'm changing mine for Avery to savage I'm changing mine to Avery to savage I'm changing mine to Avery to wine I was trying to be nice I was like nice with everybody and now everybody's so mean oh my lord David my word for you would be

nice I would say nice oh good what the cop out answer how is that a cop-out answer? I'm kidding. David, change mine to room. I'm changing David's to impossible. Now, does someone want to change the question?

Can I get a flowchart of all of the different word changes? Thank you. No. No. chart of all of the different word changes thank you no um my my word for you david would be extraordinary there we go what the frick did you just look up synonyms for abnormal uh no no fuck no I didn't I googled music genius and I wanted to figure out how I could say that in one word and I couldn't figure it out I guess

yeah Rihanna asks oh so the Q&A will be the podcast for next Thursday yeah yes i hope we were actually asked when we're when you guys were in high school where did you think you would be at the prison age how different did it turn out from your expectations are you here exactly the same miserable I'll retweet that what was the question

when you guys were in high school where did you think you would be at your prison age how different did it turn out from your expectations and are you happy with it I expected to be graduating college I expected to be graduating college I expected to go to university

I didn't know where I wanted to be when I was in high school and that was like my biggest fear so I don't know where I am was it where you wanted to be or where you thought you would be? where did you think? at the beginning of high school

I had no fucking idea where I would be at the end of high school I figured I'd be here and I am and it's on this podcast I mean I thought I would do this now I'm I graduated and then now

I work in music and I do audio he's trying to talk us off through this do I like it no but hey that means we all have motivation to move on and change our lives I mean if you asked me

this question last year then I'd say yeah I'm where I expected to be and I'm pretty okay with it but right now I don't know where the fuck I am if we're doing this podcast at 30 which pray to god we're not but like if we are we're absolutely not

we're absolutely not doing that maybe we'll do a reunion episode when we're all 30 and we'll say where we are because we're all different ages yeah exactly when every person turns 30 they answer this

question and then we compile them hmm Phil Butts said you talk about Pyrocynical sometimes will you ever get him on yeah no fuck off not your choice yeah no I'd love to have Nihil on it's just he's a busy boy so

i swear to god i heard i love nylon i love nylon i love nylon i love now he's a good boy but uh he is very nice i don't know he's he's he's busy and he's working on stuff right now and i don't want to i don't want to bug him with it also he hates cameron god does he ever can we talk about it's mutual can we talk about how i got niall to follow you specifically to annoy you jokes on him now he's not here. Don't follow me anymore. Poor boy. Come on.

That's pretty good, though. No, yeah. Well, I'm sure we'll have Nylon at some point. He's a really good friend of mine. Yeah, for sure. Oh, wow. Fucking. Shut the fuck up, Cameron. Some more.

Hey, Cameron. How many of your friends independently contacted you after the podcast started going up to ask them how you're friends with Shammy Television? So you can follow me on social media. We're not done yet. Fuck off. Cameron just knows he doesn't have a fucking leg to stand on. You flightless piece of shit. Oh, my dear god how does leg to stand on and being flightless

got anything to do with each other I've been found out Kiwis do have legs what uh okay how about this at at official bibic

blah blah blah and if there was a special hell for each of you what would it consist of this question questions that start at the halfway point well he asked what happens after death and then if there was a special

hell for you what would it consist of and I just figured we'd skip the first part but not change the wording so we'll keep using oh okay what would be my special hell my special hell perpetually preparing for this podcast

oh god honestly that's the fun part though I mean figuring out the ad reads Honestly, that's the fun part, though. Is it? I mean, figuring out the ad reads is pretty fun, I will say. Exactly. Just listening to the isolated clip of my voice on repeat from one of the episodes of the podcast. Oh, that's a really good one. Mine would be watching my own life on repeat.

Oof. Ouch. And you can't change anything you just that'd be fucking awful yeah is that thing in um fucking what do you call it there's a comic in a

now a show that has that literally as someone's hell um I can't remember fucking it's like the preacher preacher I'm pretty sure... It's like the... Preacher. Preacher. I'm pretty sure.

There's like... That's literally someone's hell. I'm pretty sure if I remember correctly. I heard the show Preacher is like really bad compared to the comic. Is it? I wouldn't know. I've heard it's not a good adaptation. But I don't know.

I know the first season isn't from the comics at all. It's like a prequel kind of thing. I don't know I know the first season isn't from the comics at all it's like a prequel kind of thing I don't fucking know I don't know anything about it if you oh I need to find out find this question because I don't remember who asked it but someone asked if we all fought who physically would win

like if we physically got into a fight who would physically win it would either be Kyle or Ken wait didn't we already talk about this no I feel like we did last Q&A I thought we talked

about it on a episode did we or something wow say the word oh shit fuck

bleep that yikes I feel like Kyle or Cameron what me what I don't know

no that's what David said that oh I think I don't know no that's what David said that oh I think I think it'd be me or Kyle I think never I mean David would anybody in the podcast so I wouldn't be able to measure them I feel like David would bow out yeah

David would just like no yeah David you don't that's okay I'm a Canadian I can't do that David would just like yeah David that's okay I'm a Canadian I can't do that yeah I I'd probably say right now it's Avery

I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who has any kind of training in fighting even I have a little bit of training excuse you I've played Tekken I've got a little bit of Tek. Excuse you, I've played Tekken. Fuck you. I fucking punch your skull and you're like, I'm about to hit rage, just you wait.

I'm just gonna fucking low parry you. Low parry me? When I go for my fucking sweep kicks? I'm just gonna grab your fucking sweep kicks. I mean, my fighting experience is all like fist fighting. I don't know how to do kicking and stuff. I don't like talking about violence. Okay, I'm sorry.

Let's just move on. Yeah, I'd say Avery would win probably right now. I'd say it would be between me and Kyle, but I don't know. Probably. I don't know. Cameron, are you not violent? I mean, don't talk about it. I don't want to delete this episode too. I know, but...

Jesus Christ. Yeah. I wouldn't... I don't know. I find it hard to claim that I would win a fight when I don't know how big everybody is here. We're all... I'm a goblin. I think you and I are about the same size Cameron

okay well I'd beat you that is funny oh which one of you has done the stupidest thing and what was it surprisingly it's Cameron and we can't tell you I've got an idea we released that story for the 50k special do we still have david you still have that for the yeah i do but for the 50k it was supposed to be

your 50k is going to be eventful legendary right yeah we have yeah we have we isn't the whole point of us i don't want him david I don't want you to be the only one to have a stake in this. I guess. Yeah, no, it is... Surprisingly, it's not David, it's Cameron. It was Cameron. Cameron's a fucking monster.

I'm an idiot. Yeah. Don't worry for me. Yeah. I was... I mean, I was gonna say I was peer pressured I wasn't yeah

that's the best part did you ever find your contact? huh? no it's gone oh man yeah get us to 50k so you can understand what the fuck we're talking about 50k is gonna can understand what the fuck we're talking about.

50k is going to be really eventful. I would love actually to see your theorycrafting and PSD podcast chat on the Shami server. That'd be pretty fun. The theorycrafting is always really good on the Discord. Oh fuck, that just reminded me, at the end of this podcast we're having

David's animation. Oh hell yeah. Oh yeah, that's right. Because someone found it immediately. Yeah, the same day, right? It was like the same... The second day. It was two days later, yeah. But I don't know how.

Like, how the fuck... I should ask him, actually. At Draco Tomes asks, If I back you on Patreon, do I get your undying love and affection? Also, what are your audio setups? David, do you have recommendations for USB audio interfaces less than $100? What?

Am I going to do that? I recommend not answering that part of the question. We're on love and affection, though. Just, okay. and not answering that part of the question. We're all loving the fiction though. Just DM me to ask me about the audio interface but for the unforgiving love. Unforgiving?

Unforgiving love! Back us on Patreon for unforgiving love. Unforgiving, what was the word? Undying. Isn't it unconditional? No, it was undying. It was undying. Undying love.

Listen, everything dies. And it dies when you stop supporting him on Patreon. It does. Zachary Gary here asks uh do you think in english or french david david david honestly yeah like like mentally do you like process things in english referring what do you mean mentally where else would he be doing it? I don't know. David could probably think physically. I mean, it depends. Orally, where do you think? What language do you think ends?

I mean, if at night I keep talking to people in English, then I'm probably going to think in English. But if I'm all day at work and people keep talking to me in French, I'm most definitely going to me in French I'm most definitely going to think in French man what a fucking what a fucking existence but I think

for the most part I think I think in English they can make an anime out of this I'm always looking at fucking Twitter and shit and Twitter's in English so there you go I'm always looking at fucking Twitter and shit, and Twitter's in English. There you go. There you go.

At Doggo Does Stuff, do any of you ever want to go and do anything larger than YouTube? Yes. In parentheses, like real jobs. Uh-huh. No. I mean, considering Avery's the main person on YouTube, does anyone want to answer with some of their future aspirations? I'm sure he wants to hear about Avery's. My aspirations are secret, bitch.

Yeah, get fucked, dude. I want to be a director, and I also want to work on video games. There we go. That's pretty, that's cool. That's a good one. Yeah, I want to be a dude. I don't know, I just want to do things.

Yeah, there you go. I want to make music and I want to have a fashion line. Really? Yes. Oh, that's line. Really? Yes. Oh, that's great. I didn't know that. That's fucking interesting.

What? I swear to God. You've not talked about having a fashion line. You've talked about opening like a... A store. It's a bit different. A fashion line and a store are not exactly the same thing. I mean, I guess.

Yeah. That's cool, though. I didn't know that. Yes. Oh, yeah, and I want to make a That's cool, though. I didn't know that. Yes. Oh, yeah. And I want to make a podcast that's good. Story based. Avery, high five.

Yo, you guys have sick synergy. This is why Cameron's on the podcast. Thank you. Are there any more questions on Discord? How come the episodes aren't weekly? Because we don't like each other enough to talk to each other every week. We only talk to each other once a week. We only talk to each other on the podcast.

We do not interact outside of it. That's why we're constantly surprised by each other's reactions. We aren't friends. I mean, that's not true. I talk to Cameron because mutual friends with Ed, so sometimes I have to put up with him. Damn, I'm sorry. I know you should hear the things he'd say about you.

You should hear the things Ed says about you. Yeah, I know. They're dirty. What? Why are you talking? You know what? Don't worry. We'll talk about this off the podcast it's fine we don't talk off the podcast you and i do we're about to oh geez oh my god hey zachary gary hair asked cameron if new zealand is so much better than australia why did you move there i saw that question i knew it was a joke question so i didn't want to answer it avery i was like oh wow If New Zealand is so much better than Australia, why did you move there? I saw that question. I knew it was a joke question, so I didn't want to answer it, Avery.

I was like, oh, wow, this guy thinks he's hilarious. I guess you think he's hilarious, too. Wow, what a fucking, what a world. I just knew it would annoy you. I mean, but why don't you answer the question? It wasn't my choice. The people need answers. My parents moved. Okay. There you go. Mm-hmm. I mean, but why don't you answer the question? It wasn't my choice. The people need answers.

My parents moved. Okay. There you go. Mangoes are very bad and deserve extinction asks, what's your kink? What a name. It's a good question. What's your what? Kink. Good question, Ian and Don.

Kink? Kyle, you start. You seem vanilla. You're not doing kink, are you? No. No. That's kind of whack. I'm seriously trying to find a good question.

At BradyKitty2012 asks, what's the weirdest thing you've eaten? Dash. Okay, guys. Yo, two fucking birds with one stone, though. Now everybody knows the kinks as well. Is dick a kink?

Is dick a kink is dekka kink that's a good question to end on uh scrap scrap the gamer asks do you guys have any other projects planned we already did pretty much yes we already answered that

yes there we go perfect question to end on Already answered that. Oh. Yes. There we go. Perfect question to end on. What about this? Okay. If you want to be that, ask, what do you all think is a key component for success in life? I like that. Confidence.

100%. Find friends who genuinely care about you. Yeah. Aww. find friends who genuinely care about you yeah second name Rhys you're really showing a lot of confidence in your answer there Kyle I have one be nice be nice

that's a word you got earlier david yeah i mean i mean it's true though yeah like don't be an asshole don't take yourself it's okay if you work in the creative field i think a really good way to um sort of don't be full of yourself not even just don't be full of yourself i'm talking about something specifically i think it's very important if you work in a creative field, especially if you work in something where you're trying to be funny, it's possible to take what you do seriously

without taking yourself seriously. And I think you need to know how to walk that line. Learning how to walk that line is very, very important. All of these can be summed up too. Don't be a dick. Stay humble. Shut the fuck up. Stay humble. all of these can be summed up to don't be a dick stay humble shut the fuck up

stay humble I hate you I really dislike I didn't see that coming and I'm so angry be kind to one another just fucking basic things try and do if you really want to one another, like, you know, just fucking basic things. Like, try and do, like, if you really want to do something,

and, like, specifically, like, I've had things where, like, I've wanted to do art, but, like, you know, people, like, teachers, unfortunately, have told me I'm not good at that or whatever. Even that, like, even if it's, like, something you're really invested in and really want to do like you know strive for it work hard for it because like eventually someone will recognize how hard you're working for it

don't let bitches keep you down yeah don't I mean look just watch fucking Sesame Street and copy what they're doing be nice that's it. Especially the one in the trash.

The one in the trash? That's you. Remember that. What the fuck? No! That's not them! I say be confident. If you're confident in what you're doing, you'll get there eventually. As long as you also try. Let's plug it in. Let's finish this

wrap this up in a little bow david's good night what's your link to your patreon oh shit oh what's this i actually don't it's patreon.com slash suramia music and we didn't mention this up top in the intro but i feel like i should mention that i'm getting i don't it's it's supporting the podcast i'm not taking anything from that. Since I already have my own Patreon. I'm not double dipping. There's also a $500 goal. And if we reach it, D&D.

We do D&D. And it's going to be sick. Produced and nice. It's going to be super well produced, yeah. David just wants to be able to sink enough time into it. Can't come to the door right now. Hi. My Twitter is

at SirMeowMusic. My Spotify is SirMeow. My SoundCloud is SirMeowMusic. And I... That's it. You can follow me on Twitter at Kyle. SirZulu underscore.

You can follow me on Twitter at SuperSneakSheep. There you go. Avery. You already follow me on Twitter. Ah, fuck off.