Please Stop Talking - Ivory Columns (feat. FujiTheApple) | Please Stop Talking

Episode Date: September 20, 2020

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I'm starting to think that this might not be so bad. You're right. He actually seems like a pretty nice demon guy. Oh, you guys. I'm ready whenever do I wait, do we have stories? You're the one with the instrument, so we're waiting. Do I have stories?

We're not going to redo that bit, so we have like a natural joke to kickstart the podcast. You want me to redo that? David, did you like us yes i i did like us but then after thinking about it for more than a second i thought it sucked actually i hate this i hate the first movie better fucking hate don't you think it would be funny if there would be a cinematic universe of the Jordan Peele movies, Ed?

Would it be called the NCU? No, you fucker. That was mine. That's not a recreation. It was already fucking stilted and awful. The NCU joke. That's a genuine punk duck joke. It felt like a red letter media.

You could tell because it was racist. I would suggest if you have any, um, what's the material that comes out of elephant trunks? Uh, ivory. Yeah. If you have any ivory, you better start shaping up some Greek columns and then I'll stop sweating.

Ivory columns. Aren't they made out of ivory? What? No. You know, the ivory towers. Hello. Oh God. Oh my Hello? Oh, God.

Oh, my God. No, that's not. No way. An ivory column would be fucking ridiculously expensive. Well, yeah. Why do you think they're so expensive?

Greeks made it with elephants. Okay. It's right here. Look. I literally looked it up. Ivory Tower. Wikipedia. Boom. Elephants made that wikipedia boom elephants made that

damn the elephants made that it does look like it i mean to be fair it does look like ed you know that ivory tower you know that ivory tower is like a it's an expression that doesn't literally mean something made of ivory right you know look at the fucking thing you just linked you know ivory tower is a metaphorical place i'm gonna be honest i'm looking at the fucking thing you just linked! An ivory tower is a metaphorical place! I'm gonna be honest, I'm looking at more pictures. That's the first line of the Wikipedia article! I think I cracked the case. I don't think this is real. I don't think that's really even- You linked in a Wikipedia article to ownzone me and the first line says that you're an idiot!

I was so scared because when you said, okay, we're starting clapping, I had my hand in a jar of yogurt. What? It got stuck. Oh, I'm assuming you were holding a spoon. How big is that jar? Your hand was in it? What do you mean you had your hand in a jar of yogurt? Why are you eating yogurt with your hands?

I was putting a wrapper in it and then my hand got stuck. What? I have trash and instead of just leaving the trash around, I put it in the thing, the yogurt thing. Put it in the trash.

The trash is all the way over there. There's no trash in this room. Then get a trash can. No, because then I'm going to have like little insects. I don't want insects in my studio. I had lost track of where this...

I lost track of what David was doing by like the first sentence. I'm just confused as to how he got his whole hand in a jar of yogurt. In my experience yogurt comes in cups and it's tiny. You have a jar? I put my hand in it and then it got stuck because I was putting trash in it. That's not his question.

That's not his question. How big is it? It's big enough. Welcome to the podcast. A jar? It's fine. Are you planning on eating all of it? You eat one part at a time, but then I was at the end

of it, and I was like, I'm not gonna make a bowl. I'm just gonna grab the thing. No, you just eat some of it and then leave it out? You make bowls of yogurt? You put a thing over it and then you put it back in the fridge. What do you fucking mean?

What do you mean? What do you fucking... What do you want from me? Is yogurt sold in Canada like ice cream? Like it comes in a big container and then you take some out? Yes. That's like everywhere.

That's fucking weird, dude. What the fuck are you on? That's not weird. David, you are the weird one here it's not up to you weird yogurt comes in cups yogurt comes in cups doesn't have to come in cups and you peel off the plastic and then you have to eat it in one go yeah that but it's a big thing that's fucking so not that you can't say that but the opposite you You can't do that. It's fine. What the fuck's the point?

Look, it's just... I'm sending a picture. This is what it is. I mean, to me, that's a cup, right? But I need a reference of how big that is. I don't know. I don't have a banana. I can't have a banana for reference.

Banana for scale? Banana for scale. I don't have banana for scale. Epic Reddit reference. What if when leonardo dicaprio gets oscar he puts banana next to it and he goes banana for scale what if when leo gets the oscar he goes thanks for the oscar kind stranger oh god i don't know. I don't have a fucking reference for how big it is, okay? Not right now, at least.

Yogurt jar. We're getting to the bottom of this. This is now a true crime podcast. What the fuck? How is that weird? There's no way this is weird. I don't get it. How is this weird?

You got one of these? This looks like crime. No, don't get it. How is this weird? You got one of these? This looks like crime. No, that's not it. That's also fine. Is it? It's fucking a granola thing, right? It's a granola parfait.

These are the ones you ordered and ate the whole thing. Wait, no. Shut up, David. This is fucking boring talk. Just a couple of fucking chuckle fucks talking about yoga okay again there's no scale to this picture i found it i found a scale but i found a scale but they they they they changed the they they're using it as a cup for alcohol instead of yogurt yeah what the fuck? I don't know.

That was an advanced Walmart energy picture. Yeah, that's just fucking weird. I don't know what to tell you about that. These are your people, David. I don't know. Clearly not. These are your fucking people. These are your kin. These are the people who are getting these big fucking buckets of yogurt.

I think you guys just need to go out more. I don't think this is fucking weird at all. I think this is like everywhere in the fucking world. You go into the fucking yogurt aisle. There's like the smooth. Calm down. No, motherfucker. There's cups.

There's cups in the big containers. Put it back in the yogurt bath. I swear to God, I'm not weird, dude. This is not weird. The ship on that has sailed. You not being weird is not the hill for you to die on. Fine, this is not weird. That I'll accept.

You not being weird, no. We know how you eat eggs. It's just that I'm looking at yogurt containers and they're all cups. Okay. I just, okay. I just, I clicked on the the because the person who posted that picture it was a reddit thing so i was like okay i'll go check their user to see where they're from

they're from new jersey this isn't weird this is not a weird thing yogurt containers are in fucking new jersey i just don't like that you start eating the yogurt and then you put it back that's fucking gross no i put it in a fucking yogurt and then you put it back. That's fucking gross. No, I put it in a fucking bowl and then I put it back in the fridge and then I eat what's in the bowl. That's putting it back. That's the putting it back part. But what's wrong with it? You have like the seal is broken.

You just eat it. You're right. You just eat it in increments like daily. What do you want? What? Why don't you just get cups? Why you gotta be weird and different about it, David? It's cheaper and I eat a lot of yogurt.

What do you want from me? Are you a mom? No, I'm trying to be healthy. I'm trying to be healthy. No, I'm trying to be a mom. I'm trying desperately to be a mom. I'm on my mom grind. Mom, any percent?

AMGQ, AMDQ. This week we have Sheena. She's an artist. We have Sheena on, yeah. Hello yeah hello everyone how much of that is going in we should probably introduce sheena after the yogurt conversation hi sheena hi sheena how do you take your yogurt how do you eat your yogurt uh with a spoon and with caution with caution what the hell wait do you have a history of yogurt related accidents um i don't want to talk about it no comment wait wait what it's just really sad why is it sad i just spill yogurt everywhere and then I have no more yogurt

I feel like that's all the introduction she needs yeah that's me you the yogurt spiller oh my god we make a weirdly begrudging team. What? Who, you and Sheena?

No, just like everyone on the podcast. You bring big yogurt so that when Sheena spills it, there's still yogurt left. David. We're a begrudging team for real. Give me back my goddamn yogurt. I don't have a story. Can somebody just go into a story so we can get out of here? David, not David.

Ed, was there yogurt at your wedding? My wedding? I wasn't even there. Congrats. I might have been eating yogurt while I was watching it on stream. But that's, I mean, I'm not here to talk about that. I'm here to talk about the wedding rehearsal. Ah, perfect segue.

No, but okay. There wasn't yogurt at the rehearsal either. I don't know what you're saying. That would be a fun thing. I'm saying you are already, you brought up the rehearsal. Just tell the goddamn story. Oh my God. You fucking idiot. You guys are really fermenting my milk right now.

I'm getting upset. That's how you make yogurt, audience. Hey, wait, Ed. You like yogurt, right? I gotta go. Oh, I caught him in it. I fucking caught him in it. Hold on a fucking minute.

Yo. You are full of shit, Ed. You don't hate it when people fuck with milk. So anyway, this all started like last December at our wedding. You're so full of shit. You're so full of shit. Okay, now we're on this, I guess.

Yeah, we are. No one's going to tell stories. We're just going to give our milk arguments. So, technically, I don't like it. Technically, I don't like it. I think it's gross. But I do eat yogurt because I eat this special type of yogurt that's way protein. Because I don't like making fucking protein shakes because they're a pain in the ass.

They taste like shit. And I have to clean up and do all this maintenance after. So I've been eating protein yogurts. But they taste like ass. Ask my girlfriend. She has to finish them for me sometimes because I just want to vomit. There. So what you're saying is that you like yogurt.

Gotcha. You like yogurt. Gotcha. You like yogurt. You like Edna Loft Milk. He backed up against the wall and then he immediately started I used to like yogurt but now it makes me gag. I used to eat it as a kid. Just like I used to eat cheese as a kid and now I just don't. Why?

It's a brain thing dude. It's all in your head. And my brain went this shit ain't natural. Charles Pascoe is a piece of shit. It's literally the most natural thing. it's all in your head and my brain went this shit ain't natural Charles it's literally the most natural thing what's the name of the guy the pastor yeah pastor that guy's a dipshit yeah pasteurization oh my god and pasteurization

is fucked it's okay to like yogurt Ed I feel like it's okay to fuck with you know what Ed I feel like it's okay to fuck with nope hey no Ed hang on a second no Ed Ed hang on a second second definitely a racist yeah up in his ivory tower made of whales ed let me talk for a second how are you not okay with with milk when milk is already the most with liquid that we consume as humans what makes milk sacred not when the entire meal is fucked milk what meal is just cheese what are you fucking talking about fucking cheese i don't eat cheese because it's in a meal

cheese is in a meal the french would disagree would they they? Yes. Uh, yeah. They literally have fromage. It's a plate. No, that's just the fucking... I'm not going to argue that the French are fucked. You just said, no, it's a meal, and then you said the meal's name, but that's just cheese in fucking French.

What do you fucking mean? David, did you know the reason why I said the meal's name in French is because fromage is the name of a meal in France that's just cheese? No. What? No way. He's arguing with the guy that actually lives here.

You're not in France. You live in Belgium. I fucking ate French food, motherfucker. Belgium has a lot of cheese. Okay, I'm on Ed's side. A meal of just cheese is fucked.'m on i'm on side with that i know i know ed i'm on your side why are you arguing with me i think it's a raclette first i'm a little bit on your side and then she's argument for once in your fucking life and

you're yelling at me i'm on david's side it's not real it's not real it doesn't exist there's no way wrong shit he just said raclette is the meal that I'm thinking about. What the fuck is fromage? No, raclette is the one. That's just cheese. Everything is a fucking meal if you just say that. Oh my God. Ed is posting the meal.

That's crazy. Raclette, David. That's a black and white picture of a man. That's just still a picture of a racist man. Raclette, David, is the one where you boil the cheese in a pot and you eat it with sticks. That's just a fucking cheese platter, you dumbass. You just posted a cheese platter. Yes, that's the meal.

It's a meal in France. You ordered the plateau, the fromage. That's the meal you can get at a restaurant. It doesn't only come with that. It doesn't only come with that. You're being so... No, it doesn't. You might get bread.

It comes with bread and it comes with fucking reasons and other shit. You count bread as part of a meal? Yes, because it is part of the fucking meal. It's part of the meal. This is Recklet, by the way. This is who I'm arguing with. I'm arguing with a fucking moron.

That's not Recklet, you dumbass. Oh my god, this is what we're doing for the entire episode? This is raclette. Hey, Ed, did they have a cheese platter at the wedding rehearsal? No. Just, let's move on.

I'm not trying to give you a gotcha, I'm trying to give you a segue. I know you are, but I'm pissed now because David has just been wrong for 30 minutes. He's like, how is that different from any other episode of the goddamn podcast? Why are you stuck on it this time? I'm like, dude, I live here.

You live in Belgium. It's not the same. Move on. Please, let's move on. I hope Thanksgiving isn't like this every year. This is what it's like every... Oh my god, if we actually had a fucking Please Stop Talking Thanksgiving, it would just

be me and David yelling about food. Oh, dude, I make the bomb this fucking turkey, though. I have literally never had Thanksgiving, so I would have no leg to stand on. No, no, no, because well, it would still be food centric, Ed, so i would have no leg to stand on no no no because well we it would still be food centric and i would absolutely be yelling i make no idea i don't know how to cook turkey i don't know what you i want i'd make it i'd make the turkey i want to make the turkey i'm really

good i'm gonna be honest i would rather you didn't make the turkey i'm actually really the turkey's stuffing is just gonna be key no i'm actually really good at... He's going to stuff it full of cheese and go, actually, yeah, this is right. No, I don't make stuffing. I just make the turkey. I will be the man fermenting the milk. It's a big stew. Who's going to... We need a butter churner.

Anybody want to churn some butter? I think Sheena's got a mean elbow. Oh, yeah, that's true. Sheena, do you want to make the cheese or the grease? The first time I heard Sheena's voice, I was like, Jesus, hey, save some butter for the rest of us. What? Yeah, I got big elbows. Oh my god.

Every time you hear something drop and you hear Sheena going, that's her dropping the big paddle. What's your story? Oh, okay. Oh my god. I just thought we had a good thing going. It was funny. But yeah, I went to this

rehearsal for my sister, who is now married yay congrats yay congrats hooray um and she's probably listening to this because she listens to every single episode which makes me extremely uncomfortable yes oh my god dude my brother listens to every episode no Your brother's not married and 30 years old. That's true. And judgmental. Oh, that's also true. Actually, I don't know if my brother listens

to every episode. It doesn't matter. So, but, you know, her wedding got super delayed because whatever. But we had a wedding rehearsal this Christmas. So that was December 2019. And I got to meet the family, an extended family of the broom.

What's the name of the husband? Husband. The groom. Groom. Did you call him the groom? You called him the broom? I was thinking about the butter paddle and then I thought of a fucking broom. It's not a broom. the broom called him the broom i was thinking about the butter paddle and then i thought of a fucking broom and then i just went that sounds you don't turn butter with the broom i know i was just thinking of paddles and i was thinking about things with long handles and then i was thinking

of the word groom then i just so i got to meet his family yeah and for context my sister portuguese like me but lives in england so her husband is as english as the lord allows it to be so meeting his family was a also a bunch of because they're not mixed like us it's all english people and they're all like stereotypically english too like in terms of mannerisms and but they're actually like pretty chill. Like the dad's shooting some shtick. And then the husband's brother is also shooting shtick back. And I start cracking a few jokes. We're all having a good time.

And we go to this really nice restaurant. I think it was like an underground basement. It was cool. So I'm sitting next to my sister. I'm talking to the dad. We're just shooting shtick and whatever. And then we start. I forget why the conversation kind of started shifting towards crime statistics. Not those. Oh. Just crimes.

And we're talking about how like, oh, yeah, in Portugal, it's okay. And then we mentioned how, you know, in Portugal, we decriminalized every drug. So there's not really any cocaine stabbings going around. And we have really good rehab facilities. And then her husband's brother said, oh, no, in London, I live in London and it's bad. Like, I can't go out of my house without locking it. Even when I'm indoors, I lock my front door. And they were like, yeah, yeah.

And then I went, oh, that reminds me. One time I was supposed to meet up with a friend in London who was in college. And then when I made it all the way to London, he had to cancel on me because somebody got stabbed outside his house. And I started chuckling at the end of the sentence. Oh. And everyone was just silent.

Just staring at me. And then the dad just leans over and he goes, we don't, that's kind of taboo. We don't joke about that. And I went, oh, sorry sorry but it's fucking hilarious you should have you should have you should have been like what whatever man it's fucking funny i should have just said i guess i'm just built different but no no it was just really awkward from then on i was just like on my toes and i just didn't didn't say much i thought it was a funny story like oh she made me walk all the way over to london and then her friend got

stabbed what a retard everybody's just looking at me like as my sentence is trailing on all of their smiles just fade and i realize that i've dug my own grave so i just chuckle at the end not because i think what i said is funny which it is but because i was really nervous the nervous stabbing chuckle it's a classic move yeah i think prior to that i think i didn't really gauge my audience because prior to that, when I started talking about crimes, I just like it wasn't even I even say it as a joke, but nobody replied. So I was like, oh, this might be taboo, but I'm going to I'm going to shoot my shot anyway. When they started talking about crime, I was like, oh, yeah. Don't you guys have like frequent acid attacks, like people throwing acid in each other's faces? And everybody just ignored me and kept talking. I was like, oh yeah, don't you guys have like frequent acid attacks? Like people throwing acid in each other's faces and everybody just ignored me and kept talking and I was like, oh, alright.

I'm going to tell the stabbing story. Maybe you don't like that one. It might have been a misstep. Yeah. But keep trying it. Keep telling it to different people and one day it'll hit. Keep telling it

to different members of his family. I don't know if I meant it that way. Keep up the stabbing story, Ed. I mean, it was just kind of funny. I just ended up getting a Bermger at a McDonald's and just texting

her like, hey, are you good yet? And she went, no, they're wheeling him out. And I was like, oh, alright. Oh, to be in London. I mean, it was just a classic London night out. It was raining, shitty weather. Everyone looked miserable. I was at a McDonald's and somebody got stabbed.

Yeah, it sounds like the quintessential London experience. You just didn't have Indian food. I just wasn't on the other end. Yeah, you didn't either get stabbed or eat Indian food. That's like all that was missing. Shit, dude, I should have gotten Indian food. Yeah, food's so good.

Yeah. Plus, Indian food in London? Ugh. Yeah, it's great. I've had Indian food in a lot of places in America and it's complete dog shit compared to London Indian food in London. Oh, yeah, it's great. Beauty. I've had Indian food in a lot of places in America, and it's complete dog shit compared to London Indian food because of all the colonialization. Yippee. Ha ha ha. Yeah.

I also joke about that here. Yeah, we don't actually. We don't. That's taboo. That's that's where we draw the line. Yeah. The NCU is fine, but not this. Fucking stop using it.

What? It's going to get so angry if you keep doing that. Shit. Well, I went to a wedding. How was it? It was all right. It was my dad's wedding. He was getting remarried it was during COVID and it was in person

and there was a lot of traveling and there were a lot of people there but it went off alright I didn't die I feel okay there was a bit of a scare when some people who were there got some because they got tested before they were like some

of the only people who got tested because most of the people there were complaining about how the virus is fake um oh yeah so yeah so fucking the people okay the people who got tested before coming in the day before they got uh updates their results back where there was like hey actually you have covid they were like how long is this uh all this lockdown get stuff gonna last and then like giving a knowing look at the table till november oh my god they're the worst and then and then they got their updates back and they're like oh my god we have it we have covid oh no and then all of a sudden everyone who the entire time had been complaining about how the virus is fake is like this is this is awful they have to stay they have to stay in the in the crypt they

have to stay in the basement they're not allowed outside they can't see anyone keep them in the fucking crypt i cannot get covid that is funny. Do they believe it now? Yeah, but then after, what was really funny is after it came back and it was like, actually, the updated score, the updated positive was actually a false positive when we retested. You're actually fine. And then instantly, everyone was back to, see, told you, virus is fake. Oh my god. Unfucking real, man. They were so close. close i mean i don't want them to have it that was brutal sheena

they were close to having a better understanding of what was going on around them yeah that's just what i meant i don't want anyone to have covid by the way my brother has covid right now wait really is he okay actually does he's fine he's got a mild case but um yeah no he's uh uh fuck so much sorry but uh yeah so it was ed's met my dad and my now stepmother. So both of them were inviting different people to the wedding, naturally, as weddings go. So it was like 50% cultists, 50% MILFs at this wedding, which was a very strange, very, very strange mix. I just had no idea for a band. very strange very very strange mix that just reminded me that just reminded me of a story keep going that's exciting yeah just remind me about just just remind me about cultists

oh okay yeah oh i mean speaking of cultists this is unrelated but this is just a uh it's just a little aside uh mandy and i got like some notes in our mailboxes uh from some jehovah's witnesses recently that sounded like ransom letters what oh yeah uh in what way well the way that the the way that the letter starts it's a completely blank white sheet of paper with all of the all of the text like in the in the center like vertically not like aligned at the top so and it's all newspaper clippings no no no it's no because it's just fucking printed out and the only handwriting on it was the signature but um it was just uh it started and it said hey

resident of this apartment oh have you lost a family member recently what the fuck would you like to see them again what the fuck oh my god here with me actually it could have yeah it could have been like one of those ransom letters where it's just like newspaper clippings of a bunch of different like letters from ads no that's just how it started iings of a bunch of different letters from ads. No, that's just how it started. I don't remember how the rest of it went, but I remember opening it and being momentarily frightened. Oh, yeah.

No, this is also not like a... So there's a lot of weird Christian-y stuff happening at the wedding. I don't have a lot of... Okay. Yeah. Well, there was one of the women who was there, wife of one of the cultists. I am 30% sure that she was flirting with me the entire time. Fuck yes.

Why does that... Dude, family gatherings have some weird people that you don't know, and then they're just like... Yeah. No, it was just like first first day because there was like a like a few days leading up to the wedding where there were like a dozen people there or whatever. And we were like hanging out and eating and shit. And so first day it was like pretty normal. She she and I wound up sitting next to each other at the uh at at the table when we were sitting down for dinner like the day that everyone was arriving and we just talked and fucking shot the shit uh we she we complained about the food not being great because we're assholes but uh

complained about the fake virus complained about the fake but no she she thought the virus was real oh nice yeah yeah so ah so she looked at you and she went ah another liberal Complained about the fake virus. No, she thought the virus was real. Oh, nice. Yeah. Yeah. So she looked at you and she went, ah, another liberal. That is kind of what happened. But yeah, no, she fucking. The second night before this is before the wedding and stuff. This is actually, I believe, the night before the wedding. She again comes and sits next to me at the dinner table like she walks into the restaurant where we're sitting. I'm already sitting down and she beelines right for me and sits next to me and immediately starts like yarning with me like, like, like we're, and it's pretty normal at this point. It's a little bit strange because she's

entirely just talking to me and her husband is sitting on the other side of her and he's not, she's not paying him any mind for the entire dinner. And then she starts ordering she ordered well okay so she finds the drink menu uh at the at the restaurant where it's like a restaurant bar place and she like so says are you getting anything to drink and i said i don't know and then she looks she like flips up she flips it over to the drink menu she looks and then she points at the absolute strongest cocktail that they have and she said you should try this i was like i guess because at this point i was still like this is a little weird but maybe she's just being friendly and i'm an alcoholic so I will order it oh god and then day of the wedding she I don't know when people are arriving and I'm just sitting like getting I'm sitting ready for

the uh ready for the ceremony like uh chilling in the kitchen area because it was at a house it was just a wedding on the lawn and all of a sudden when i'm sitting down having a conversation with uh uh i don't remember who it was but i was having a conversation with someone and then all of a sudden i just feel hands on my back and they just start rubbing like this and like actually like it triggers my fight-or-flight response because i have no idea what's going on it's just hands on my back just rubbing and like kind of scratching and i stand up straight and i knock the stool that i was sitting on into her because she's standing right behind me, like, rub-scratching my back as a greeting. And I stand up, stalk straight, and I spin around in time to see the fucking, the stool, like, hit her in the, like, legs.

And she goes, ah! Was that any way to say hello? And I went, I, was that? No. That is uncomfy. it was very uncomfy so i spent the ceremony doing i was not i made sure i was not alone for the rest of the ceremony and for the uh and for the reception because i didn't know what was going to happen. And I didn't want to have to deal with it at my dad's wedding. That's true. And I wound up, as a result of that, I wound up doing shots with my sister's fiance.

That was fun. Oh, that's when you were messaging me. I remember that. Yeah, that was when I was doing shots. That's why you were got really drunk me i remember yeah that was when i was doing oh yeah we're getting really drunk okay yeah i was getting very drunk yeah i mean that's pretty much where it ended because i can't i caught like it was for the rest of for the rest of the wedding and like the reception it's just like i would like catch her like eyes and she would like give me like a finger wave you know you know what i mean by like a finger wave okay yeah yeah yeah very very very much a

finger wave kind of thing and and i would like be like thumbs up and then I would do another shot thumbs up is always a good one thumbs up is just kind of my go to when I don't really know what else to do I thought it was finger guns finger guns used to be it lately it's been a thumbs up okay yeah I got cross faded with the

covid kids nice that's how that story ends and then i passed out immediately i felt safe i feel like i had other stories for that but i just forgot all of them once i started remembering the milf oh she, she was hot? She was alright. You wanted to fuck her? Clearly not. Well, that's what MILF means. So you wanted to fuck her.

Sorry. This one time, I was... When I was 16, it was christmas and my uncle had just divorced his wife and he he got a he got in a rebound relationship with a woman and he decided to invite her for christmas oh nice and she was actually she was actually very very nice and she like we we were talking uh people were having drinks and like it was just a chill night and she was talking to everybody and eventually somehow religion happened we started talking about religion because probably because it was around christmas time and we were like oh oh, usually we go to church. But, you know, and she started talking to us about, she was like a group of people that that believe that aliens

implanted christianity on the planet someone i went to high school believed in that someone i went to high school with those that's the ending of shippuden that you know that's the ending of shippuden the chakra and all ninja techniques were actually planted on the earth by an alien lady that came from space and fucked the first hokage yes that's literally how shippuden ends she fucked the first hokage and then she gave birth to the sage of six paths and he's the guy that gave chakra to everybody oh my god no she just she she just started talking to us about how aliens implanted christianity on the world as a as a like as a way to distract us from the true there's a way to own the humans yeah a way to own zone the humans

and to collect their autism probably some shit like that and like it was she just started we're not talking about the predator again she just she just went super in depth and like everybody started getting really freaked out because she would not stop talking about that and she kind of ruined christmas and i remember we were opening gifts because i have a i have a young i have a younger cousin. He's like, oh, man, he's like eight years younger than me. So he was about eight at that time. And he was like opening his presents and she was sitting next to him and talking about the aliens. And I remember my aunt was just fucking losing her shit and being and she kept like she kept like taking him elsewhere.

So he wouldn't talk to the weird alien lady. And she kind of ruined Christmas. She was nice, though. She was drunk. She was really drunk. She was so fucking wasted, actually. Oh, my God. How drunk was she?

Oh, dude. She like legit at one point, she just went out to puke. That's all I remember of her. She was just drunk as shit, puking and talking about aliens yeah i wonder if she's okay maybe she went up went up with no david don't end this like a david story tell me no went up with her i said alien homies not uh god homie well alien homies are her god homies ah fuck oh no this is a david story david story ends with david wishing death on the drunk alien lady i mean i don't wish death on anybody i just i she was really down to have have a good time with aliens i was just wishing her a

good time with aliens i didn't think her a good time with aliens i didn't think about it how how maybe aliens and angels are the same thing for her yeah well that's what she was trying to get you to think about david if only you'd open your fucking eyes my third eye sheep no your fourth oh god no the one in the middle like Like Tien, he's got chakra. That's third eye, right? It's also Dragon Ball. Got him. Fake fan. Dragon Ball sucks. Wrong.

Are you shitting? No way. You don't like Dragon Ball. He does not. Ed hates Dragon Ball. You don't like Dragon Ball. That said, Dragon Ball is kind of based. It's not my fault you can't do math, Ed. Based in Tien Kuen. You know, we're all together.

I'm with the boys. I can just say it. Yeah. You know what? I'm just going to say it. Okay. So. Okay.

As you all know from most of the stories that I've been telling recently, I've been going out with some homies that have been in town. Oh, God. Another one of these. Another one that happened quite a while ago. I just forgot to tell it. Like, I wrote it down. Wait, no, I didn't.

I wrote it down 20 minutes ago. But I did mean to write it down earlier when it happened. I just didn't. So, I was in town with two homies and we hadn't seen each other in fucking years. I'm talking high school was the last time we saw each other. And one of those homies

was in that Sweden school trip. Oh. Where I was molested and groomed by a gold-digging whore. Yeah. No, I'm joking.

But I did lose my V-card. But yeah, basically, he was on that school trip. So we were catching up, blah, blah, blah. And then he was like, Ed, I'm going gonna need you to tell how you lost your virginity story again because for my pov i was a huge asshole and that's what i remembered what fucking happened because i'm pretty sure i didn't tell you guys the full thing i i mostly only remember the bit where i was groomed and groped. The double GRs. The ones I actually don't like.

Well, you're a man, you should have liked it. Is that why you don't like Smash? I do like it. I just, you know. Is that why you don't like Melee? Yes, no, I specifically don't like Melee. There you go, I figured it out. If you say you don't like Melee, then you date people your age.

You were probably groped. You date people your age. Yeah. Wouldn't it be the opposite? Is it? I don't know. I don't fucking know, dude. All I know is Nairo invited me into his room and I said, no, thank you.

Anyway. So apparently I didn't tell you guys the full story because I just forgot the whole thing. But then he reminded me and he gave me his POV and he was like, Ed, we had no idea you were getting laid because from our POV, you were using the last night to just stay indoors. So we thought, all right, because they were outside and they went, all right, let's go back to his room, bust his door down and force him to go out with us because it's our last night in sweden and then when they went to my room they thought it was weird that the door wasn't locked and it was just open and i just wasn't there and they went all right we have no idea where this kid is. Let's trash the place. What? No!

What the fuck kind of friends are you? They see that you were missing and they didn't go and find you? Ed is missing. Missing. Missing. Hi, welcome to my friends. This is where we're... Ed, I'll be your friend.

I mean... No, Sheena. This is where we're... Put it down. No. This is where we're different. In like our friend groups, this is when you realize how different we are

i would have i would just don't even blame them on their shoes in i'm sorry in their shoes i would have done the exact same thing because that shit is hilarious i totally forgot that that happened what wait what do you mean in there oh in there i'm done yeah so yeah i didn't remember this at all and i i am and i'm starting to also remember why i didn't remember it was because i chose to erase that bit of the story from my memory because of how fucking mad i was when i got to my room because this was the last night and i chose to stay in so before i went out to you know go play melee I fucking packed everything everything was done my bed was done I got all my shampoos in my bag

I was just fully packed they opened my fucking suitcase and they just tore shit up wow everything was everywhere we're talking like toilet paper on the fucking fan like the fan thing on the roof we're talking like toilet paper on the fucking fan like the fan thing on the roof we're talking uh toothpaste empty every you name it and then my friend was like hey before i keep the story

going i just want to make it clear that i am only half in fault because i didn't do any of that toilet paper stuff but i might have been the instigator. And I went, what do you mean? And I went, well, I said, let's trash the place ironically, and then I put like, I put the chair on your bed and then I left. And then I went, I don't believe you. That's kind of fun.

Yeah. Sheena's in. Sheena's down now if I came back to my room and there's a chair on my bed I would just smile and think yeah they got me so yeah so from his POV he did that and then he went

fuck it. Let's go out. And then they came back. And then they just went to sleep. And then he was just sitting at breakfast. And then he just looks up. And he just sees my hair. I look like a mess. He sees me leave from a room that's definitely not mine.

And was not even near the hallway of rooms that we were allowed to sleep in and then he sees me move and for a second he forgets and he just sprints at me and he goes way where have you been and like see and when he's walking next to me he's like starts to take out his phone and i'm like i'm i'm i don't ha. I just, I slept in there and he was like, okay, slow down, go in your room. I'm going to go get the rest of the guys. And I was like, what, what do you mean? Oh, he's such a liar. And then I, uh, went upstairs and I saw it.

All of this to say that there is a video of me out there, of me seeing my room, and I've been trying to find it all day. And one day, if you're a $50 or more patron, you'll be able to see that video. 50, Jesus. You'll be able to see post-grooming Ed.

Yes. With incredibly un-groomed hair. Devastated physically and mentally. This is awful. I surely hope people don't want to see... See Ed in pain? I want to see Ed in pain. I kind of want to see the video because I'm over it.

It's just kind of funny now. Ed. Are you okay? Now, yes. Ed are you okay now yes she does such a fucking perfect counterbalance for this podcast I have to find it but I am currently scrolling through my Facebook account again trying to find it but I probably

I still have to feel like that Ed but yeah oh wait. I still have to feel like that, Ed. Um. But yeah. Oh, wait. And I haven't even finished the story. That was just the bonus. The actual reason we started talking about that story was because was because

he asked me about that. I started talking about that story because was like, by the way, Ed. Oh, fuck. I said his name. They bleep the name because my friend was like. We started talking about that because my friend was like, by the way, Ed, I've been watching some of your videos, by the way. You didn't actually get circumcised, right? I went, no, no.

Yeah, I did. Like, like as a bitch and then i had to explain to him that i fucking the swedish whore gave me phimosis and then he asked for the whole story again because he had no idea what happened or what phimosis meant so i just i don't think i don't think i mean you can just get a phimosis no obviously i joked you can't get phimosis from a woman but um i don't know you're kind of an idiot what the hell phimosis is a metaphorical place ed yeah phimosis is my mind palace um but yeah meeting to an ivory tower and then uh my other friend who was there was like no no no that's the thing dude no you can just you can for most this is fucked up and like just tightens your

skin because i had that too and then he went into detail on his circumcision story and then he was just telling it too and then we were three in total right and we were sitting on a a bar like a table so it was like uh we were all just on benches like in a horizontal line everybody else was like sitting either to our left or to our right it wasn't like a table and then while the other guy is telling a story first guy he just starts laughing and and i'm and then we just start like looking at him and the other guy's like stopping his story he's like what why are you laughing i haven't even got to the good part yet he's like guys everyone left

the entire bar was at least that the horizontal like the stools everyone left Everyone left. Everyone just started slowly leaving. Because they were just talking about pimosis and cocks and getting circumcised. And he was just looking at everybody just slowly. Oh my god. That shit was so fucking funny. And then eventually this other group of three dudes sat down. We were like, oh, okay, those guys are probably chill. And then the other guy kept telling his Famosa story.

And then suddenly we just hear like a glass shattering. Like, what the fuck? And we turn towards them. And it's just two of the guys in that group just start fighting. What? Over the Famosas? Jeez, calm down. My foreskin was so much tighter than yours.

No, like, I think one of them was, like, really drunk and they dropped the glass. But then when they dropped the glass, the other guy went, like, you're being a fucking kid. And then he just threw a glass. And then they just start fucking shoving each other. You're being fucking childish. And then the guy in the middle just starts, like, stopping them. And then the guy in the middle starts like stopping them and then everybody walks away. What the fucking

hell, man? Belgian bars are wild. You'll catch Famosas in no second. They seem hype. I don't know. That was my bar story. Just talking about dicks and Famosas and getting sliced. Everybody just slowly about dicks and famosas and getting sliced everybody just slowly

packing their shit and leaving so patreon questions yeah that's what i that's what i was gonna ask i i stopped asking like do we switch to those because when i asked immediately people were like, bro, calm down. Slow down, man. Come on. Yeah, just slow down. I'm getting a fucking migraine for some reason. Oh, drink some water.

It's secondhand phimosis. It's a tension headache from all the tension in your phimosis. Yo, Ed, you know about phantom pains? It transferred to my skull skin. You know about phantom pains? I feel on my phantom foreskin. Tightening. Shut up. I got one.

Unarmed Toaster asks, would you rather have to say yes or no to every question you are ever asked? I'd rather not answer them. That's very in character. But if he had a gun to my head, I'd probably say no to all of them. Yeah, I'd probably say no to all of them as well. Stay safe, you know.

You never know what you're going to be asked. That's so hard. It might be bad, but depending on how you phrase the question, it could be bad either way. But I guess I'll go with no. Isn't that the plot to a Jim Carrey movie? It is the plot of Yes Man. Yes Man.

I love Yes Man. It's in the title. And still he picks no. He's freaking bonkers challenging the expectations. Yeah, dude. If I was a yes man, I would just start saying no. Ed challenging the status quo of yes man. He's no man.

I'm status no. Ed, are you attracted to women of a legal age? Wish you a status quo. I love yes man, so I'm going to say yes. Yes. Saves a man from suicide Jim carries a treasure you could feel it possessing you

I'm gonna get one guy in the comments going don't you mean the wave bird shut up I have a question but it's not it's my own original question that is fine because I was thinking about it yes

sorry I was thinking about kids do weird stuff to have fun what kind of stuff do do weird stuff to have fun. What kind of stuff do you guys do to have fun when you were little? Like, okay. I mostly terrorized my sister. For example, this is a true thing.

My brother and I, we used to just go into the bathroom, no words, and take, like, all the bath towels and put them in the tub. And then soak them. What? Why? And then we would

stomp around on them, take them out, and then slap them on the wall. What? Why? And then we would stomp around on him, take him out, and then slap him on the wall. What? But why? What? I don't think I've ever done something like that. In complete silence. It's never like... In complete silence? You weren't like laughing or saying anything?

You were just two little kids flooding the tub with towels, stomping on them wordlessly and then slapping the walls? This is like a fucking horror movie. This is weirder. It's weirder that you didn't say anything.

It was never like, hey, do you want to go do the bathroom thing? It was just he would open the door to your room, look at you, and you both immediately knew what was about to happen. Like, I would just be in the bathroom, just like stand there or something. And then he would come in and be like, what the hell? Wait, you would just be standing in the bathroom? I don't remember. You would just black out and then find yourself in the bathroom?

This is absolutely a horror movie. You blacked out, woke up, and there was just a towel stuck to the wall. I think we just found it fascinating how, like, the sound it made. And how it kind of, like, stuck for a little bit because it was wet and we would get in trouble for it every time and that didn't stop us though i don't i don't know i i probably did something weird like that when i was a kid every kid does some weird stuff for for fun when i was a kid. Every kid does some weird stuff for fun. When I was a kid, I really liked digging holes

and trying to find chemical reactions with things that I found in the house. So, for a while in my life, I would just go into the backyard, find where my parents had hidden the shovel this time, dig a

big fucking hole in the backyard down to my knees or my waist. Because they were busy doing other shit at the time. Or actually, no. I would always go and find a secluded part of the backyard where they wouldn't see me. And they would just think I was missing for a bit. And they'd be like, it's fine. He does this. Because I went missing a lot as a kid.

That was a big thing with me yeah no when i was two um back when i lived in florida uh i they had to take all of the like uh they had to take pretty much everything out of the backyard because every time that i would be in the backyard i would find a way to escape oh that also reminds me back when i was yeah i would escape i would just get out of the backyard i get out can't fucking keep me locked up bitch it's like that one movie from jordan peele shut up that also reminds me this isn't really a story but this is a very minor thing when i was a little kid um uh like a like a like two and three i lived in florida um and we lived in the gayest neighborhood in Tampa, Florida.

What does that mean? It's just where all the gay people lived. That's just where it was. It was just where all the gay people lived. Every city has a neighborhood or an area where all the gay people live. In Houston, it's Montrose. But in Tampa, it was wherever. I don't remember the name.

I was a child. But I had a thing as a little kid where i didn't know how to say squirrels oh so how would you say it i would run out into the front yard and i would see squirrels everywhere and i would just yell at the top of my child lungs mom! Look at all the queers! Oh! Mom, queers! Queers! Look at all the queers! Oh, no.

I mean, I had that, but I just couldn't pronounce Kellogg's. What did you say? I said Keowans. I said Keenwa. Oh, but yeah, so the ending of my whole digging story is, it would just be like, I would dig a hole in the secluded part of my hole digging story is I would just be like I would dig like a hole in the secluded part of my backyard and then I would throw bananas and bleach in and see what happened

You're gonna invent new elements Invent new elements That's literally what I was trying to do I thought I was a scientist I thought I was a genius When the dirt and the bananas mix with the bleach, I will see what happens. And then I would pour the bleach in and I'd go, ah,

nothing. That's actually really good for children though, to always explore stuff. Just maybe not so dangerously. Yeah, I could have made like, what the fucking invisible deadly gas, whatever that's called, I don't remember.

Mixing bleach with ammonia. Yeah. Could have slipped on the banana too. Absolutely. Could have slipped on the banana, fallen into the bleach hole with my shovel. Shovel hits me in the head. That's the end of Avery. Oh, Jesus.

I'm glad you didn't do that. Because then you wouldn't be here. Yeah. I also used to find weeds and eat them in my backyard just because I wanted to know what they tasted like. Everybody did that. I had a... Oh, no.

I don't even want to say it because then it's going to... It tells a lot about how I am as a person now. I don't know. When I was a kid... No, go ahead. I don't know. When I was a kid. No, go ahead. I don't know. I feel like what I shared,

I presented myself to thousands of people. It's just a monkey brain person. My brain is 2D. No, Shana, you presented yourself as a child possessed in a horror movie. Yeah. Okay, I guess that's better. I love the sentence, my brain is 2D. I, okay. I guess that's better. I love the sentence,

my brain is 2D. I like that. Yeah, that's really powerful. When I was a kid, I would just like, if I found a bug, I would be like, oh, it's a snack.

And I would just eat it. That's why you like bug snacks so much. Oh my God, it is. I never thought about that. I don't know why I did this from the lighthouse. David, do you pop the yolk in your mouth

to remember what it's like when you bite into a bug? Yeah, I just try to remember what it's like when you pop a cricket in your mouth and it just gushes. It's like a gusher's fruit snack. But crunchy. Speaking of gushing. But high in protein what i mostly did

was i just terrified the fuck out of my sister even at the expense of my own health so uh one time i ran what does that mean full speed uh into a circuit breaker and the uh i hit one of the i hit one of the bottom corners and my the my split open. I still have the scar. It's like near the start of my scalp. And I just started gushing fountains of blood. And instead of crying or freaking out, I mean, my parents were freaking out. They were like going to hospital and

shit. My sister turned the corner, saw me and then almost vomited. And instead I started going, look, I'm Frankenstein. I started following her around. And she was like screaming down the rooms. She had to hide behind some curtains

and she almost kicked me in the stomach. Because I was just like, bleh. I'm zombie. Did I ever tell you guys about that one? I don't think I told this story actually. I'm liking the fact that we're not doing Patreon questions at all. This might be my new favorite episode. Oh like the sheena question segment yes yeah she just should ask sheena you can ask sheena questions we should do sheena questions instead of patreon questions

yeah you're gonna lose all the patrons we shouldn't do what i just said the uh this one time i was like when i was i was i remember like specifically i was editing the legendary review yes yes and and i i was like editing in my room and cut back then i was i i my room was like right next to my sister's room, and she was hanging out with her boyfriend. And my parents came back home because they went off to, I think they went to the movies or something. It was their date night. And I was just editing, and at one point,

I just hear a really loud noise of like the door like just fucking everything breaking and shit and I just turn around I take my my headphones off and all of a sudden my my sister's naked boyfriend comes into my room with his clothes in one hand and he's like don't tell your parents and i was like fucking 17 and i was super fucking confused they were banging they were banging and my stepdad fucking hated him everybody hated him he was kind of an asshole he kept bringing his kid over because he had a kid. And he would just like... I was too far away from my mic, but I was laughing.

He would just putting him on the fucking couch and letting it do things. It was weird. Letting it? You talk about his kid? That sounded bad. Like most things you say. I wonder if there's a reason for that.

Speaking of things you say sounding bad, before I ask this question, does everybody here know what Heaven's Door does? Yes. Yes. Regardless, I'm going to explain it for listeners. It's a JoJo stand where you can basically use it to write shit into people's brains,

and then they will either do that thing or be that thing or do that thing. You can also read their memories and shit. Yeah. So Vanderick asks you can each use Heaven's Door on anyone you want once. Who do you change and what about them? Okay, Ed, do you have an answer?

Oh, am I going first? Because mine's awful. I mean, yeah. Go first. I like having the awful first. Oh, am I going first? Because mine's awful. I mean, yeah, go first. I like having the awful first. Oh, okay. Okay, that's getting cut. That's getting fucking cut. Wow! You can't say shit like that, motherfucker.

What the hell? I literally only said it to hear Avery's reaction. Let's be honest. I knew it was getting cut. Oh my god. eddie you sure you don't like melee can you oh i would change cameron and i would make him punctual oh fuck i was actually thinking of saying that i was actually thinking of saying that shit oh Oh, this feels bad. Feels bad for us. Sheena, what would yours be? I don't know. It's scary

tampering with someone's life. Yeah, that's a fucking... That's a lot of power. If I were to do anything, I'd want it to be like a positive thing. You could do it to a criminal and make him not a criminal.

But you have to see the criminal, don't criminal. You're taking away his free will. You're playing God, Sheena. Oh my gosh. Can I write on myself? Sure. You can. Okay. What do I want? Power.

Actually, Sheena, you don't have to write. You don't have to write on yourself. I already know what I'm doing. I'm writing in Sheena you don't have to write you don't have to write on yourself I already know what I'm doing I'm writing in Sheena and I'm making her post her art no no I will post my art to twitter that's really good because the first I read

I'm gonna make her a poster art and I was like that's fucking stupid I'm making Sheena post her art on twitter no yeah that's way better yes I going to make Sheena post her art on Twitter. No, yeah, that's way better. Yes, I agree. Oh, gosh. Post your art, Sheena. I just don't finish much. Just post sketches. It's fine.

That's good. David, what would you do? Have you ever played Tony Hawk? The one where you can create a trick? You can make extremely ridiculous Have you ever played Tony Hawk? The one where you can create a trick? Yeah. You can make extremely ridiculous

like ridiculous tricks that make no fucking sense. I want to... Can I write that I become a fucking creative skater from Tony Hawk's and I can just do ridiculous skate tricks?

I feel like you don't get to write in your senses what why she know this isn't give yourself a superhero power yeah this is this is not just heaven what would you what would you want to just magically be able to do it's not the question David make a coherent phrase no that's what what's who are you doing that to? Oh, I can't myself. No, we just went over this. The only reason I was letting Sheena do it is because Sheena doesn't want to play God.

She's too good for that. Also, she's the guest and we usually give the guest a little bit of leeway. I'm not playing God. I just want to do a 9,000 on a skateboard. So you really are a fake fan. If you were a true DBZ head, you would have said 9,001.

Oh my god. Um... I'd change Avery so he would stop bullying me. Oh no. Can I slightly edit one of these questions so sky leviathan 96's original question was one of them what was one of the most shocking things done by someone you either know personally or follow closely on media not like oh that guy is a chomo but like an interesting fact that you didn't know for a long time can i change that to

podcast members and guests yeah oh i had a good one till you've limited it to that okay you can do you can do that then all right well to answer your original question damien um damien it was when i found out one of my friends's friend was like enslaving children on minecraft promising them prestige levels on call of, and he would just have them run a server for him and getting him resources, and he would make them call him Papa Morgan. What the fuck?

I think we've talked about that on the podcast before. Not on the podcast, but I have told you. No, you haven't. I've heard about this a while back. I just remembered it now. Papa Morgan, I got more diamonds for you. What the fuck? It was

Treli randomly joined a fucking Xbox Live party chat with him and there were just like four other kids there and they were like and he was like, oh, hey, hey, Papa Morgan, I got more wood. Charlie just went,

what the fuck? What is this? The, um, the most fuck up thing. A, uh, another guest slash podcast member once said,

I mean, that the Harry episode we had to fucking delete. Oh, fuck. That's, yeah. Why did you have to delete it? Because it was really, so Harry told a story. Not funny. It was not a funny story. It was just fucked up.

Harry told a story on that episode of the podcast that he had not allowed himself to process emotionally. So he thought it was just harry told a story on that episode of the podcast that he had not allowed himself to process emotionally so he thought it was funny but in reality it was incredibly depressing and fucked up and he told the story he told the story and then we were like we need to take a break after that and yeah and we and we all kind of decided to went off on our separate ways for like 15 to 20 minutes. And when Harry came back, he literally said, I just made coffee. And while I was making coffee, my hands wouldn't stop shaking. I didn't realize that I had not allowed myself to process that.

And that was really fucked up to tell on this podcast. I'm going to assume all of this is getting cut. Well, we didn't retell the story. So now people know the episode was deleted. I just feel like you should probably check up if it's no people people constantly ask like oh okay please please we want to know what happened it's like no you really don't you don't want to know what happened not even funny it's not funny or interesting it's just like wow i'm really upset now yeah i don't even know what happened and I'm upset.

Yeah, I feel bad. I hope he's okay. I'm absolutely not repeating it with Sheena here. Not in a million years. Yeah, no, that's not good. I mean, I'm pretty sure I don't even want to hear it. Yeah, you're right. You don't. It's not funny or interesting.

It's just really fucked. Okay. It's not something Harry did. Harry won't. Yeah, he didn't do anything. He didn't do something terrible, but it's just... So far, my answer was funnier. Next person.

Absolutely. Well, now I'm just thinking about... Now I just got the fucking Harry story in my head again. David, you should have gotten last. The question was, what is one of the most shocking things done by someone either you knew or follow closely in media, or like is one of the most shocking things done by someone either you knew or follow closely in media or like any member of the podcast i mean it's true though that is the most shocking thing basically sheena they're asking you to snitch on someone oh that is true

um let's see who do i hate i don't hate anyone i mean that come on Who do I hate? I don't hate anyone. I mean that. Come on. Who do you hate? When I started listening to this podcast, it was just Avery, David, Cameron, and Kyle. You guys invited some more hosts on, and that was really exciting. I was excited to see what kind of people they were. I know exactly where this is going.

Go ahead, Sheena. Ed's stories were quite shocking. His mind works in a very different way. We're just breaking boundaries with Ed. We're just breaking boundaries with Sheena's ears and no one else's everyone else heard those stories it's your fault um sheena was just trying to be a supportive friend and

she got caught in the ed like blast radius it's okay because i know that ed is a very nice and sweet guy. I would just like to add that. Mine was a guy I met in college in the theater department who just casually mentioned that his girlfriend was in high school and she didn't know he was in college. She thought he was a senior at a different school. This question sucks! Hey, you made it to the end of the episode. I'd like to thank a few of our patrons for making this show possible.

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