Please Stop Talking - Jenga (feat. Noodle & Punk Duck) | Please Stop Talking

Episode Date: January 27, 2023

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like child alert where it's like, oh no, someone brought a sock back or something and then like, you know, people in yellow suits burst through windows and start spraying people down. Julian, do you know what the Lunk Alarm is in a Planet Fitness? No. If you grunt too loudly while lifting weights or drop weights, it sets off a fucking

alarm and the staff comes over and is like, hey, don't't do that you fucking stupid ass meathead what the fuck yeah you know that's the thing they have like they have alarms like if you if like while you're lifting weights you go like they're good it just sounds a fucking big ass alarm and then everybody's like hey what the fuck are you doing it's called a thwomp, you uncultured fella. Yeah, a thwomp is... I was thinking of the thwomp sound, but okay. The thwomp is like... Yeah.

And then the fucking... Everybody at Planet Fitness just stops and stares you down. They come over, they beat the shit out of you. Everybody at Planet Fitness goes... I started off one time and the fucking staff backwards long jumped over to me i was freaking out and then i called him a dirty and i told him fuck off oh my god welcome to the podcast david you give the impression that there are certain things that you want to talk about this time around no we're not getting to first off hey let's get this out of the way first

how are you guys i'm doing good dude i'm pissed off because my beautiful segue just got ruined was so dog that was a horrible segue and i hope that was a horrible thing i'm trying all right allegedly allegedly allegedly minecraft in minecraft we just okay fine you want it you I'm trying Allegedly In Minecraft Okay fine You want me to Segway us I'm just gonna put this on record If I ever make a threat I fucking mean it

I will never talk in the context of Minecraft Continue David I would not speak in the context of Minecraft To seg segue us into talking about magfest is that what you want you want me to talk about my friends not to fucking talk over each other when we're recording see but mine was funny david's was serious though david i'm sorry please talk about magfest you're apparently dying to talk about magfest according to my friend julian david kept talking about magfest at night even during magfest yeah he wouldn't shut the fuck up oh wait should we like thank people for coming by no fuck them at the panel thanks for coming at the panel third biggest panel at that pax or whatever i don't know we were not we were not it was it was based on metrics when was it we had a 1am panel we did

very well we did very well that was pretty cool i was i was gonna get in line fucking mop the floor with julian and brawl and then ask the dj for a sprite but i didn't no one knows what the fun nobody knows what you're talking about then then they should have been no you should have no we should cut this and fucking introduce it properly before talking about we went oh my god fine i'll do it we went to pat mag fuck why do i keep saying packs dude i don't know and we had a lot of fun and one of the highlights is that i hosted a panel and i was there yeah yeah david was there and dj sprite was there dj sprite i was in the front row heckling that's my favorite dude actually our entire fucking friend group was right there heckling us on stage the whole front like non-stop two

different entourages heckling the panel it was like non-stop non-stop heckling it was actually the thing dude very difficult to deal with one of the funniest things though was while we were setting up like there were so many people already there while we were setting up because it took fucking forever to set up i think it's fair to say that um the setup accidentally became part of the panel. Yeah, it became part of the panel. Because of how much we were screaming at each other and telling each other to kill ourselves. Off the record.

The funniest thing to me is that at one point, I think you said it, but you just turned to the audience and just said, we're like so fucking hydrated right now. We're like so hydrated. No, what I said you you kept talking about how hydrated you were i just kept talking about how incredibly sober i was i wanted to be a little more direct immediately immediately when you stopped when you said that i don't know what happened but all our fucking brain cells like collided at the same time i grabbed my you grabbed a water bottle i grabbed my fucking i didn't know that you joined in no dj sprite dj sprite and and i

grabbed their fucking drinks and we chugged it while you were chugging a water bottle yo i'm just gonna say i i really hope they were rolling for that I apologize to fucking magstaff I don't I snuck in so much fucking booze no you didn't no you didn't that's a hypothetical hey but hypothetically hypothetically if you were to kombucha bottles

make great vessels then you would talk about it it was not a vessel for beer that night it was a vessel for fucking rum and coke where half of it was fucking from it's it's it's opaque and you can't see what's in it and people don't know what the fuck kombucha is so you could just drink it yeah no dude the entire fucking mag fest i was just walking around with kombucha with with alleged kombucha i wasn't here i'm very bored right now listening to how fun

this was and i wasn't there for it maybe i'll be there next time and then you won't have that problem oh but i didn't want to be there julian um and i also want to say i and i also don't want to be here uh i also should mention i is kombucha a real thing i'm scared that i'm gonna be told to come no nuts in my mouth because i always thought i always thought it was just set up it's a no kombucha is a ferment it's like a fermented black tea and it's like sweetened yeah it's really fucking good that sounds very pleasant it's like it has like a bit of a sour taste because it's like fermented and it has a tiny tiny bit of alcohol but the thing is since it's fermented they put kombucha in like amber like glass bottles so that it doesn't explode so what i what i did was i what you could have done i

what i could have done but i i mean what i could have done but also he would never do what i could have done is drink my kombucha keep the bottle rinse out everything in there and pour alcohol in it but i i mean that's just a theory you could technically do that you could probably do it but we didn't try you could probably do it likewise um i will i will i i'm gonna actually because i felt a little bad about this um it was a really good running joke but i do want to actually set the record straight by saying i was not very drunk I was I was barely inebriate actually you know what I'm I was very sober however if I weren't sober I would have only barely been not sober and by halfway through the panel I completely would have sobered up

but I was totally sober the whole time anyway so I'm gonna be honest even after chugging my kombucha wingset camera I'm like the moment i the moment i i looked at the panel room and it was like filling up to an insane degree that's when i was like oh no i gotta i gotta sober up and then he chugged a massive thing of kombucha whenever i chugged literal actual just water fucking whatever dude i wasn't even talking to anybody i was just like grabbing a microphone and like putting it in people's faces whatever you were all incredibly helpful that entire time that panel would have been a fucking disaster if i did not have dj sprite dav and Heavenly, I'm allowed to say their name, right?

Yeah, I don't think they'd give a shit. Julian, you're welcome. No problem, Ed. I love you so much, bro. Give me a kiss. I want to talk about Jenga. No, we'll get to that. What the fuck?

You want to get to that? That was Dark Magfest. That's true. The story i want to tell from last mag fest i'm gonna lead into it with uh yeah dude so we first night baby it was it was day zero of mag fest it was the wednesday before not even yeah it wasn't even time yet and uh David Boo, myself, and our friend Court wanted to go get drinks. And there's this Irish pub right next to the Gaylord, which is where Magfest is held. I'm not just saying funny words. Called the Irish Whisper. That I really liked.

Every time, dude, every single time we would say Gaylord, Boo would literally chuckle. He's such a fucking infant. He's actually a toddler. Every time I'd be like be like oh yeah we're heading to the gaylord she'd be like that is kind of funny to be fair it's a little bit yeah come on we have fun here david when you went to the gaylord were you like finally some representation yeah exactly they they they don't they don't set up a homosexual feudalism system dude to be fair though i've never i've never seen a convention with that many wait wait wait dump it over david but it's me saying that this time no it was like dude it was like every time i met somebody they were trashed or on those

fucking shitty hotel burgers but they were fucking always no i thought you're gonna say like they were either trashed on those shitty hotel burgers or they were having gay sex i mean you look like it probably a fucking burger eating piece of shit. You look right, you see two homos going to town. It was like, it was clockwork. Everywhere you went, it was clockwork. They're going to town on some burgers and they're going to town on some other fruit. So we went to this little pub that me me and my friend court went to uh last year

and it's like fuck it i want to go to that pub again it's just like a nice little pub like right around the corner um and we're getting drinks really nice we're just like sitting in the corner table drinking some guinness i made fun of our friend i was like you don't need to try to keep pace with me you can't keep pace with me it's not gonna happen so they took that as a challenge to go up and get more alcohol. So they go up to the bar. They order a another pint of Guinness. And some guy who works there and was like on his break or something or like clocked out

heard that and went, no, no, no, no, no. You have to do a shot of whiskey right now, like a man. So they buy court a shot of whiskey. Court comes back and is like, hey, some guy just bought me a shot. I'm like, oh, that's fun. Because court is court. Court. It's always court. He always just befriends npcs like all of us collectively

learned this year that they just have like this weird aura about them that people will just walk up to them and start talking it's like a gravitational pull but like of friendliness people look at court and just see a friend immediately oh dude i fucking have that always i think it's tall white person person. No, you don't. No, you don't, Ed. I can't leave my fucking place. Shut up, David. You are short

and gay. Shut the fuck up. I can't. You look like you're fucking alt-right. That's why people go to you. Hold on, David. Ed made a really good point. Let him talk. Thank you. Fuck you. Are you an idiot? Every time I exit my fucking home, I always

once a day I'll have someone ask me for directions. My favorite was a guy coming up to me and being like, excuse me, excuse me. I'm trying to find the little boy pissing. Can you tell me where's the little boy pissing? What? And I just start dying laughing. I know what he's talking about. But I start just start dying laughing. I know what he's talking about,

but I start dying laughing. Oh, I know what he's talking about. Is it fucking the fountain? Do you have a town pisser? No, they're in Brussels. There's a thing called the Mannequin Piss, which is a little, it's a statue of a little boy

who continuously pisses. Oh. You've definitely seen it. It's the really famous fucking fountain of the little boy pissing but he was talking to me like this is a grown man by himself full beard deepest voice like we're talking brendan tear i need to find the little boy pissing do you know where the little boy pissing is and i start dying laughing because i'm like do you mean the mannequin piss and he's just like uh he takes out his phone and there's a picture of like a giant mannequin piss like we're talking building size because

it was probably for like a parade or something and i started laughing even more and then i go okay you mean the mannequin piss it's not as big as this but i and then i give him like the direction he goes like thanks man real appreciate it like i have this every day i don't know why people look at me and think tour guide that's a different aura from courts yeah court so the guy that bought court the shot they did the shot uh they came back and they're like yeah this guy just bought me a shot i got his number too because he works here oh and the guy at the gay lord uh no. He worked at the little pub near the Gaylord. At the Irish Whisper. So, the guy

saw Court walk back over to our table and tell us that, and then Court left to go to the bathroom, I think. And this guy saunters over, sits down on a high stool right next to it, like fucking straddles it, like all dramatically, and just goes, hey, what's up uh

just bumped three lines of cocaine in the bathroom uh i work here that was his introduction i didn't even know what was happening because i was i was out i was up getting like two more beers for boo and i and then i just come back and there's just an extra person so i'm like oh hey man and he just looks at he just looked at me and just went like whoa what I thought I was like what what I find so incredible about that is that magfest depending on who you know has a bit of a reputation for attracting those kinds of people but this guy did not even like really know about that he didn't know what he didn't know anything about he was just a fucking guy he was talking about it like he he was he was like oh it's an anime convention and we were like no it's like no no hey no no no because because because he was like

oh you know i've been to like katsu con and stuff and court was like oh uh like i i've been to that and then i said are you here for mag fest and he goes no i don't really know what mag fest is so we explained it to him i do explain youtube poops to a man who didn't understand the concept. We were like, because we were like going, because I was looking at the schedule because we, it was like, just start looking through and I just see a YouTube poop fucking watch along. The Fesh Pinch's back was the name of the panel. Yeah.

It's a shame. It's a shame because it was named well. It wasn't a good panel. It was really fucking boring. Huge offense to every single person on that team up there. Fucking boring.

If you organize that panel, go fuck yourself. Hey, except the one guy talking. There was three guys up there and only one of them ever said anything into the microphone.

Maybe the others who were just there for emotional support. I would get that. You never know. Grow up. I have a laundry list of problems with it, but I'm not going to bore people by talking about it,

whatever. I agree. You can bore me. I just mentioned to Ten, like, oh, shit, they have a YouTube poop thing. And then the dude, I was like, what's YouTube poop?

Hey, yo, what's YouTube poop? What's YouTube poop? And he kept asking, we were like, it's stupid, you and Karen. He was like, no, no, no, no, what's YouTube poop? What's YouTube poop? And he kept asking, like, we were like, it's stupid, you and Karen. He was like, no, no, no, no, what's YouTube poop?

What's YouTube poop? And then I was like, dude, I'm not explaining this. I tend to the fucking rescue, though. I just realized something. We should probably censor that guy's name just because we're talking about

pumping lines of cocaine at his work. And we also said where he works, you're right. I didn't say the name of the pub but there's only one i did in the harbor no but he works at the game that's true no just just just just just bleep every single time we say his name whatever yeah it doesn't matter alfred because that's that's the end of

this segment no no it's not 10 i want you to tell me how you how you explained youtube poop to this guy oh i i i said it's like the it's like like fresh prince of bel-air it's like these edited videos they're like a fucking decade old and he goes oh like a compilation i was like no it's not like a compilation they're just like really goofy he was an animator you could have said he was an animator you could have said like amv you're not gonna you're not gonna get it until you see it yeah i don't think you can describe youtube it's fucking already know what youtube poop is fucking dada humor how did you put it it's baby sensory videos for adults baby sensories for fucking people in their 20s it's such a good description so so so we speed

ran uh finding our first coke fiend. Day zero Coke fiend. Never done before in MAGFest, I guarantee you. Dude, speed run. Speed run. It was speed running shit. Because the year before the first Coke fiend that we met, our friend DJ Sprite,

the man himself, learned about a room party and invited it was just me and my friend court that last year and then uh like another friend and his friend group so we were just kind of like rolling around doing whatever um heard about a room party went up to it was pretty chill everybody's just like sitting around having like mixed drinks chatting it wasn't like a crazy party or anything in this one we should specify dj sprite was not like on the clock at that point they were in the club but like someone else was doing the

dj yeah yeah yeah not on the clock not on the clock yeah so everybody's like having this really nice time just like chatting like oh you know where are you from what do you do for work and everything just like mingling and just drinking and this one guy sorry i'm surprised how do you do that whenever the music is so fucking loud there and there's a rave we were not in the room yet we were in a room party oh okay okay yeah it's a room the replay comes in a little bit okay so everybody's having a good time there's this one guy sat in the corner and he's not really talking to anybody and he just goes if anybody knows like anybody that you can like cocaine from like

I'll split it with you like he was fiending for it and he asked like four different times just like generally to the room so we're all just kind of like glancing at him and like hey man are you good like you doing fine he's just like tweaking out in the corner he's like dude does anybody know

where to get cocaine oh shit like it was that was that bad it was like he was that dude needed cocaine he needed it now now and i at one point i was like yeah no man sorry i don't i just like turned around and kept talking to everybody else uh that that room party only went for a little bit and then everybody that was like in the it was it was a nice fucking like sweet room too it wasn't like the rooms uh it's like this fucking wide open room eventually that kind of like dies down after a little bit i think we were only there for like maybe like two hours and the people that had the room were like hey we're gonna go do something there's not like a ton of people in here uh we don't want to kick you out but like we feel weird having people in our room when we're not here it's like oh that's fine like yeah no that's whatever thanks for the uh thanks for the booze it would be to be fair

to be fair it'd be fucking it would be fair they should have let the party keep going and i fucking hate them so court court and i leave the room party so me me and my friend court uh after the room party like kind of let out we wanted to go up to the rooftop nightclub, which is called Replay. I took David up there. I don't know if Julie never went up. I wasn't there that year. I'm talking about DJ. Okay, I was just going to

mention quickly, DJ was not there anymore. He had to do his set. So, the way you get into the Replay is they ID you at the door, and you get on this elevator and it goes up to like the 13th floor or whatever at the gaylord like the very top of it so we jump on the elevator head up and there's this fucking goofy ah music playing in the nightclub because it's mag fest the goofy ah yeah goofy ah music goofy ah production goofy ass come on man grow up Goofy Ah Music. What is Goofy Ah Music? It's Goofy Ass. Come on, man. Grow up.

Goofy Ah Music. So Funny Rave was happening. Funny Rave was there. It was quite literally the Funny Rave sets. Good. Gotcha. So, let's just get fucking hammered

up here. Drinks are expensive everywhere in the harbor. And replay is not fucking exempt from that dude fifteen dollars for a mixture oh jesus christ no i when i dude i was not i wasn't i was like really drunk when we went to the replay and i i was just like i was just like paying shots to random people dude i don't know how much i spent on shots i'm a fucking idiot i wasn't even looking at my tab i was just getting shots getting shots and giving my my credit card and be like put it on my car so it's funny like that you got you got really in the waiter's face it was very uncomfortable i mean you had to i mean you have to it was so loud dude it was so loud that at one

point we had to be very rude to them and go yeah yeah no but you remember we went on the fucking balcony at one point and the music was so loud that the balcony was shaking with the fucking beat of the music yes it was insane it's a really it's a really fucking tight no i i think it's i think it's cool but it's too loud no it would have been generally too fucking loud it was too loud for how few people were there i'll say yeah no there were not if there was a lot more people there then it would have been bussing court court and i went up to there we weren't like planning on dancing a bunch on the dance floor our main goal was to just get fucking hammered in the nightclub uh and we figured out the most economical way to

do that that we thought of while we were already kind of drunk, was to just buy bottles of wine and just crush those at like a little table. That's true, though. That is like the most efficient way. That's fucking what? 12%? Cheapest bottle of fucking wine. 12%? Not that expensive.

You can get through a fucking ball easy. So we're sitting in the rooftop nightclub um just on like a little couch over by the elevators drinking bottles of wine and this fucking old dude who did not have a mag fest badge so he wasn't there for mag just walks over and like sits down next to us and he's like trying to chat me up but i'm already like pretty trashed uh and he just goes you know if i was uh if i was young and handsome like you i'd be going to clubs all the time and i was like oh yeah man oh boy how old was this guy he had to have been like in his 60s maybe 70s he was i don't know why he was in this nightclub so i was like oh

yeah man it's you know that's awesome i was i was just trying to like not be a dick about it but i was so drunk and i was just so focused on crushing this bottle of wine i was like lasered in uh and then he leans in again and goes you know back when i was in uh vietnam i knew oh my god no way we we would go to the bars and they couldn't serve uh serve alcohol at some of them to the americans but uh i'll tell you what they were charging six dollars for a coke because they knew what we were doing and i looked at him and he pulled his jacket away from his chest and just had a bottle of whiskey in his jacket i expected a handgun i'm gonna be honest and i was like oh shit man that's fucking crazy you don't know what else he has in

there in his jacket of tricks yeah because ted pussied out and didn't blow him i didn't blow him he had a camera too for some reason i don't know what he's taking pictures of i forgot to mention that because it didn't make that much sense and i was like uh it does kind of sound like you're trying to get me to blow him yeah no but he did you he just like showed me a half drank bottle of like jack daniels or fucking whatever it wasn't his coat it wasn't jack daniels it was like a flat bottle uh and i was like oh that's fucking wild i don't remember anything i said to this guy because i was you know fucking shit faced because i was blowing up and then i i like i like looked away and was talking to Cordigan and I looked back and just vanished.

I have no clue where that guy went. Disappeared in a cloud of smoke. We kept sitting there for a little bit longer. I think we had like another bottle of wine or so. We're just sitting in front of the elevator. I watched a group of 12 dudes all in like maid costumes

get in the elevator, go down. Going down on each other? No, no, no. Going down, go down. Going down on each other? No, no, no. Going down on the elevator. And then on each other. Maybe in the elevator. I don't know, man. It's crazy. And the next person to emerge out of the elevator after

all these maids went in was a guy dressed as 2019 Joker. And he walks out and he looks so determined and it was squidward beats and we didn't know and he was getting ready to do his set and i think his set started and then court and i were like let's go find something to do let's just like go to the arcade because we're fucking hammered and unfortunately we did not stay for squidward beats a set which is really unfortunate because it's on youtube and it's really funny it's such a good set fuck you missed out i know i missed out one of my favorite moments from mag fest was dark mag fest if i'm honest i really want to talk about talking about talking

about the fucking i need to talk we we went to the harbor social which i i think it's a new thing from like this it's new this lord yeah yeah it's like it's like this like social bar with like a bunch of different games you know one of those bars that has like activities yeah they have like bogey ball and like darts yeah uh and a bunch of so like a bar you could play no no but like a bar it's got like fucking tiny bowling and shit there's a bunch of games and yeah it's an actual so like a funny bar yeah like a funny bar yeah it's a funny bar and we were just sitting there it was the last day we wanted to keep drinking i can't remember what happened you guys did we we were we were there we were there to

watch an nfl game oh we were there to watch football that's right we're watching packers lions for a little bit. Yeah, we were just watching Packers Lions, just sitting down, chilling, talking, eating, doing what you do at a bar. And right next to us was this couple that they just get in. I don't think they even got their drinks. They start playing Jenga.

And it's like this big fucking oversized Jenga on the table. It's oversized Jenga. it's like this big fucking oversized Jenga on the table and what did she do exactly you'll never get you'll never believe this she played Jenga what was it she did a Jenga I started listening because I heard

they start getting loud they start getting loud they started angrily playing jenga no no like oh was this after you left did you leave before the great jenga dispute of 2023 i think you did that's why i'm saying what maybe i did so we just start like we're watching football and then all of a sudden on the side we hear you're fucking cheating bitch oh my god screaming that and we're like what the fuck he accused her of touching a piece and then not actually taking it out which you're supposed to do when you play

jenga and she was arguing that she never touched and then she was like i didn't cheat you fucking lost go fuck yourself and then he's like i didn't fucking lose you lost fuck you and it just dude it was so like these weren't like magfest people by the way no no these were like normal people oh my god they just they probably like i don't know what happened they weren't even getting people to picture this then because that makes it so much funnier it is a bar no it's a normal bar it is a bar that is absolutely full of gamers no it's not there was nobody there it was dark magfest oh i thought i thought you meant the fucking oh okay well wait like was this the final day of magfest or something this was after

magfest right it was dark mag right so magfest ends at like 4 p.m on a sunday and we were there at the bar like eight so like a few hours had gone yeah the next day they they just start like arguing like pretty loud and then it gets really loud like they like they are on each other's ass they're pointing at each other going you fucking touch that piece you fucking cheater no you go fuck yourself you fucking bitch you fucking dickhead like they just keep going on each other like super hard like it is in the bar everybody in the bar is just like looking like holy fuck it is intense i was just drinking my beer and laughing like we i was i was there just like close to them dude we were laughing because we were like one table over like maybe two tables over and they were so loud and i was like almost

crying laughing because the dude the dude kept being like you fucking cheated at jenga you fucking you gotta take it you touched it you gotta take it you're a fucking loser and then she was like i didn't fucking lose you're a fucking loser and then at one dude it got so heated at one point i just turn around to like because they they like just kind of started staring each other like just staring at each other like super angrily the girl picks up a fucking jenga block and fucking threw it at the dude oh my god like actually like okay all right we should specify they're not regular jenga this is jumbo jenga when they fall down it is so loud that even on saturday like the bar the entire bar full of

fucking magfest gamers goes silent for two seconds because it's so loud loud yeah except this time it actually started yeah and they were like like she's like a hefty fucking like thick wooden block like it probably hurt a lot just got it just said what the fuck bitch and then he just fucking he just fucking like she she just said i did not fucking cheat and then he just left he just left her there but it's fine because when we were leaving we saw them over playing pool yeah they, they went back. Dude, that is so fucking funny. They finished playing Jenga and assaulting each other. And then they, the dude, because I saw what happened. The dude left.

And then he went to the bar, got a drink. He got a drink at the bar, went to the pool table, and then she followed him. And then they just started playing pool. They just started playing pool silently. Dream couple. There's like, I want to say like eight or nine of us just like sitting at this like little couple of like tables and like couches and shit in the middle of the bar. Just like a little lounge area.

And we're fucking laughing so hard. We're like, they're going to break up over a game of Jenga. And then she threw the block at them and we were losing our minds dude I think I'm the I think Boo and I were the only ones that saw her throw the brick at him yeah no it was super loud and I just turned around to court in you and I was like she just fucking threw a block at him

dude what the fuck I'm so sad aside from the panel I feel like I missed almost every single notable thing that happened at MAG this year. You just had to wander around and weird shit happened. Which I will say is partially self-inflicted because I was extremely tired for most of it.

And then I made a mistake at some point. Let's talk about the mistake because it was really fucking funny. So I had my first bad trip at MAG. Hey, yo! It was really bad. Hey, Julian, how much Delta-8 did you take?

Hold up, no. I know it'll make this, it'll put it in more context. Can you give me one minute? I'm going to check what Delta-8 I have at home and compare the milligram of that to what I took. I don't know what Delta- Delta is. It's federally legal THC. It is nerfed weed, and

it's so new and not quite as strong that the government has not had a chance to mandate it in any way at all. It's basically legal weed, but not as strong. Weed is Delta 9 THC. Delta 8 THC is a federally legal form

of thc it's just a cycle active okay it's not that nerf though like yeah you can get pretty high on it somebody learned i'll be right back wait so well well while julian's coming right back from whatever he's doing um we're not pausing uh yeah well though because me

me and uh we're talking bitch me and rose were separate from everybody else everybody else was going to a room party and rose didn't want to go and i was like all right you know it's fine i'll just hang out with you then for the night we'll just do whatever uh and we walked into the hotel room and julian is legitimately sat like crisscross on the bed holding a single edible just like pondering it and looking at his computer and he was like oh hey what's up guys i'm gonna take an edible he's like i'm so like no yeah he was yeah he was dead sober he was just sat crisscross just holding up a tiny little like edible cube in front of him just like looking at it how close to his face kind of close actually like he was really getting a look

at it imagine the the statue the thinker that was me except instead of the whole pondering we're staring at a tiny little fucking gummy tiny little purple gummy okay so for context um i have these uh delta 8 gummies that i got from a very good uh place nearby um they're like really good about like portioning and making sure it's even and predictable and all that shit one full thing is 25 milligrams and i usually think i usually you did half of one so what so what julian did is julian took half i know one of the others let me let me just say this let me let me tell this part so yeah thing, I did not know how little I was used to. Because the ones that Boo bought, thank you, Boo, were 125.

No, 150. No, 150. That's weird. It's 150 milligrams. It was three edibles, and it was 300 milligrams total, so it was 150 each edible. So, 150 each. Which is a lot! I saw those and I was like, hmm, that's...

Shit, it's a fuck ton, dude. I'll only take half and I'll be fine. You took 75 milligrams. I take 50 and I'm zooted. I am used to 25 max and I'm having a good time. So I had 75. I don I'm having a good time. So I had 75. I don't know about a good time.

And at first it was very normal, you know, because I was just chilling and about 30 minutes in, which is the first red flag, because you really shouldn't be feeling much 30 minutes in. I'm just like, whoa. Usually they kick in like 40. Yeah, no, 30 minutes in. I'm just like, whoa, I got here fast. Hey, guys. And I try to like, whoa. Yeah, usually they kick in like 45 minutes. Yeah, no, 30 minutes in, I'm just like, whoa, I got here fast. Hey, guys. And I try to play it cool right until about another 10 minutes go by, at which point I am like, I remember like being in the fetal position on the bed.

I don't remember much besides that. It was all a blur. Before that, you told us that it was hitting and you felt a lot and i said julian how much did you take and you said half yeah i remember being like this is more than i'm used to yeah i i i i did the wrong thing i don't know if i brought this on but you said how much you took and i went you're fucked yeah that's not a good thing no but because i didn't expect you to be like i took half of 150 milligrams it's like juliet i take 50 and i'm zooted bro how the fuck it's so much it's so

much weed you got you were like pretty much done i i just remember like we were getting ready no i was definitely done david i got so mad mad because when we got those fucking edibles, I told everybody in chat, if you're going to take those, talk to me or somebody who has done them a bunch of times. I did not see that. I said, you guys need to respect drugs before doing them. Yeah, Julian, you should have asked me

because I would have said 75 will kill you. I did ask you and you didn't fucking say anything i did i didn't know how much they were okay so you said should half of one be fine it's like who the fuck buys 150 milligram edibles 10 10 can attest to this david while on one of while on one of my like panic attack parts of that trip i remember almost exclusively being stressed out about the fact that everyone is gonna be mad at me for fucking was for yeah that was like one of the biggest things is i knew that you were just gonna be so mad because i made this mistake yeah i was fucking pissed off but i was so angry i turned my phone off so i didn't see any of that because if i had seen that it would have been so much worse i'm gonna be real to be

fair what happened is i we made sure you were okay and then when we were sure you were okay that's when i got angry yeah i i to give people perspective on just how bad it was on the way up so like before it peaked on the way up boo who was basically my caretaker for through most of it thank you very much boo thank you boo was uh was like okay i'm gonna put something on on the tv so you can distract yourself and keep your mind off of it that's my favorite part and um and uh it was king of the hill which is a good choice because i mean and it was king of the hill which is a good choice because i mean you know classic king of the hill very like the most mundane like i watched it for maybe five minutes and i looked at boo and i'm like boo i cannot handle the

conflict of this show i need you to turn this off right now i cannot handle the conflict of king of the hill turn it off now julian saw for me julian saw just going no no he saw his ass and he said i can't handle the conflict right now if if i was as high as julian and i listened to Boomhauer talk, I would probably lose my mind. I would fucking cry. Yeah, it was a bad time. And it was really rough because I mean, eventually, I think maybe an hour and a half went by and I just

passed out and slept most of it off. You passed out super fast. How long was I out? It must have been 10-12 hours, right? You slept for three straight hours and then woke up and asked how long it's been and we said 3 hours and you said since I took the edible or since I fell asleep and I said since you fell asleep and then you passed out again

oh I remember that that was during the come down but I still wasn't feeling good but then when I went to sleep again do you know when I woke up no I think you were up before I was it was super early it was really really early I think you were up before I was. I think so. It was super early.

It was really, really early. I think you woke me up and told me that you were going out to do something and then we didn't see you for almost the rest of the day. Right, and then I got my copy of Portal 2 signed. Oh, by who? The Gladys voice actor. Ellen McClain.

Who's that? The Gladys voice actor of GLaDOS. You didn't get Weebly's voice actor? He wasn't there. But I'm very jealous of it. You think they're always together? Julian has a fucking copy of... Yeah, they're married.

Are they? No, I'm making shit up. Please continue. Julian has a copy of Portal 2 that says, To Julian, love GLaD glados and i was so like pissed because i was like i kind of want to i didn't ask her that's just she just asked my name and that's what she wrote she's a homie um she's also 70 anyway so um i was asleep for probably 10 to 12 hours and even by the time i woke up that whole next day i was kind of

i was off suited no i wasn't i wasn't high i just didn't quite feel right yeah i mean yeah obviously yeah no not even cotton mouth i was just like weirdly uncomfortable and anxious for most of it it was a very strange place to be at a convention my fucking my fucking night was literally just heavy drinking and i don't even remember yeah i i just remember i saw furries at one point and i got really excited and i i gave them shots and i was drunk as fuck was that at the was that at the um it was everywhere dude i'm gonna be real everywhere dude nobody looked for like people like we would walk around mag fest and then people would be like yo no way cool shirt you want a shot just like walking around nobody

gave a shit it was like everywhere yeah like and i did the same to other people out long enough when they when there are kids walking around no one's gonna do that shit but once he hit like 6 p.m it was like once it was like it was 2 a.m dark mag fest it's incredible no no dark mag fest is after mag fest i i'm using a turn of phrase yeah no anyway i was trying to close up my fucking tab in the replay and david tapped me on the shoulder and goes yo it's this guy's birthday we're doing shots i was like all right i guess we're doing shots yeah it was that dude's birthday he was 21 first fight it was like, alright, I guess we're doing shots. Yeah, it was that dude's birthday. He was 21. It was like his first bar experience. I was like, yo, have a shot. He was 22? I don't know.

I wasn't listening. I was drunk. Dude, I was so fucked. I was having a great time. It's this guy's birthday. That's my fucking state of mind. That was the state of mind I wanted to be in. I was like, alright, we're ready to leave. I think that about covers it. Is there anything else that happened at mag?

A bunch of people got kicked out of a fucking ska concert for skanking. I thought you were going to say a bunch of people got killed. Dude, no, we went to a fucking. We're not allowed to talk about that, Ed. Sorry. Yeah. Fuck those guys. We went to ska to network the like because they were.

Jer was doing a show. And we were like we we were like super excited we're like oh dude we're in a skank we're gonna go fucking hard for people who don't know what skanking is skanking is like a it's like a sort of dance i don't know what's it's a dance it sounds like a vulgar thing that should be done outside of the public eye it's like a it's just a type of dance where you go around and you kick your feet, swing your arms

and just go hard. It's super fun. It's super fun. It's super fun. If you know, you know. We were going so fucking hard and then all of a sudden like i i like we wanted we we saw people like actually starting to sing in like a big circle like they had a skank pit and then david on the shoulder and pointed and no it's fun it's fun as

fuck it's true it's also what it's what's fucking called. I don't know what you want. It's what you do at a ska concert. Either way, we're starting to get excited because I see next to us, there's like a big pit and people are starting to skank in it and they're going hard. And I'm like, oh shit, dude, let's fucking go in. Bro, I'm going to fucking skank. And then like 10, 10, Kord and I, we're like getting ready. We turn around and then security kicked out everyone that was skanking. What the fuck?

In a pit at a ska concert. It was less fun. It's a goddamn ska concert. I kept kicking Dave in the back of the ankles. Yeah, you were kicking my fucking shins and ankles. You shouldn't have been standing so close to me. That's why you put your fucking elbows out and you move them so people don't bump into you. Just fucking, yeah.

Just start punching the shit out of people so they get away from you so you can keep skanking. I also caught a pic from the guitarist, which I was really excited because it's the lead singer in front of my favorite bands who was playing guitar. I did it again also. Oh my god, David.

What did you say to Jer when we met then? We met Jer and I've been excited to met Jer since like... One of my main things I wanted to do was meet Jer because they made one of my favorite albums from last year. Bothered Unbothered. Really, really, really good ska album. And I wanted to go up.

Here's what I wanted to say. I wanted to go up and say, what I wanted to say. I wanted to go up and say, hey, I'm a huge fan. I come from Canada and you guys didn't tour there. Do you mind if I take a picture? That's not what I said. Oh, what did you say? Exactly.

I came up to Jer, I said, I'm Canadian, can we take a picture? That's true. We got the picture. The way they just looked at me and went, oh yeah, okay. What part of Canada are you from? Yeah,

completely fucking confused by that. We take the picture and then I'm like, okay, I felt like an idiot after saying that, so I was like, I'll buy merch. I'll buy merch too. And they fucking saved me they were like so like what part of Canada are you from and then we like we laughed

we joked around and like I just told them like Montreal every fucking time David what is with you? I don't know do you have any stories where you meet someone who you like or even just know of and it goes normal?

Has that happened to you? Well, you wouldn't talk about that, would you? Yeah, I wouldn't talk about that. I fucking met Matt Stoney, that YouTube guy that eats a shitload of food and nothing happened. Why would I talk about that? Wait, did you actually? Yeah, no, he went to one of the fucking high-res expos. We took a picture together.

Oh, that's cool. Yeah, I mean, there's nothing to talk about because what the fuck was I going to say? Yo, man, how'd you eat that turkey? I ate it. Wow, that's nuts. Ed, I was asking because David gives the impression that he hasn't had anything like that.

Yeah, he meets people and then just... I feel like you've been on David's ass ever since we found out he was short and gay like all day with this harassment so I'm just trying to take his side a little bit okay everyone talk about stories where fucking nothing happens speaking of short and gay

when I was going through like fucking when you were tall and straight I have respect for you when I was going through airport security going home like I was passing through and airport security going home like i was passing through and the dude was just like oh your your hair's purple is that like what do you do because my because my

hair is like my hair is like purple but the tips are white so the dude was like so what do you like do it all do the whites and the purples or do you do white and then purple and then i explained to him oh i i get it all purple and then when i shower it does that natural it like kind of does a gradient on its own i didn't know that that's cool yeah yeah and then the dude just went not that great i was like i was like i was like what the fuck what the fuck? What the fuck? He was such an asshole for no reason. That's so fucking funny. Have you considered being purpler?

I didn't even know what to say after that. I was just like... Dude, because it was security, so... Usually, I'd be like, damn, you're an ass. I couldn't do that. I was a security guy. So I just went like, okay. That is so funny. I didn't know what to say. I just said, yeah, okay.

I would have gone for his gun. Give me that. Hand it over. It's a 50-50, me or you. Give it. It's more like an 80-20. I don't lose often. Listen, you hear that?

Is that Patreon questions? That's Patreon questions question that's a little that's a little seagull that brings this uh patreon question she also brought us promotional material for the dead space 3 demo please get it no fucking way just play dead space anybody demo right now did anybody get that yeah that Yeah, that game was a video game. Wait, oh, I get it. Was that a fucking bit on Game Grumps 2? Fuck! Oh, goddammit. Shut the fuck up.

I forgot about that. Let's talk about Patreon questions. He said that. You need to... He did, to be fair, he did say that. He didn't say that. He said that? Yeah.

Anyway, Patreon questions. Jesus Christ. Someone pick a question. Wait, shouldn't we explain? We should explain, right? We do that usually. Every fucking time. Yeah, sure.

Patreon. Dude, it's so fucking obvious. Just go on Patreon. Give us $5. Ask a question. You won't be picked. So fucking obvious. Give us money.

Ask a good question. You'll get picked. Yeah. So you won't be picked so fucking obvious give us money ask a good question you'll get picked yeah so you won't get picked edgy edgy hecker asks oh that motherfucker there would take you to sorry they're they're they're part of my patron isn't pool as well shut the fuck up what is the least it would take you to bludgeon someone over the head with a rock. The least? They look me in the eye. They beat me at Jenga. That was a rock, though. That was a rock. It was almost a rock. It was fucking Jenga.

Dude, it was all. It was only a Jenga piece because that was the closest object. David, it wasn't a rock. If there was a rock nearby, it would have... David, if they were playing with rocks instead of Jenga, it would have been a rock flying through the air. I think somebody says psyop to me again without knowing what psyop means i'm gonna actually fucking do it dude motherfuckers say psyop and gaslight non-stop i'm so fucking tired of hearing that shit nobody knows what it means anymore twitter just ruined it they're not

gaslighting you they're just fucking stupider than you are. You're trying to gas me up? No. I'm trying. I think if somebody asked me really politely and I had a reason. I don't know. I don't know what the reason is. What is gassing you up? Like the figurative way where I just tell you how fucking awesome you are? Oh, okay. I thought it involved like a bike pump.

But gaslighting is like, oh, dude, I'm not going to talk about gaslighting. Fuck off. Why aren't we answering the question? No, I did. I said if you handed me a rock and pointed it at somebody, I don't know. Oh, okay.

You don't need that much reason. It's the least it would take you. The least it would take me? If you're a fucking Vietnam veteran offering to give me a blowie in the fucking internet club. A gobby gobbies you're gonna just stop the vietnam veteran at this table i i respect the troops yo portal voice actress sign my rock that i used to beat vietnam veterans oh dude if you find it it's on site with everybody I'm going on a rampage. Fuck.

That was so exasperated. What's your problem? What else? What else? Oh, I got a good one. Redoran says, what game would you force someone to play and who? I would force Julian to play Doki Doki Literature Club as long

as I get to watch. I've played that game. But you've played it? Yeah, I've played it to completion. Oh my God, dude. Why? What's your problem? It was with my sister. We were enjoying it. Woman. Woman. Okay.

She was enjoying that? We were enjoying it. It was a communal experience. Both? It was a communal experience. It was a communal experience. David, cut the question. It was shared. No, no, no. David, keep the question. I would force Ed to play Disco Elysium to completion multiple times.

I wouldn't mind it. No break. That game's really good. You're doing Ed a favor. And I'm doing Brandon a favor. I'm making him play Metal Gear Rising. You don't have the lore for Ed's shittest video game tape really good. You're doing Ed a favor. And I'm doing Brandon a favor. I'm making him play Metal Gear Rising. You don't have the lore for Ed's shittest video game tape. It's not shit.

I thought the writing in the 60 minutes that I played wasn't great. And I thought the voice acting was shit. Ill mentally. It's all French actors. They all have French accents. It's like playing a David Cage. It's like French actors. They all have French accents. It's like playing a David Cage game. I hated that. You're so

cringe and gay and I hate you. Julian, you're underestimating how much I hate Forbes. And I got called a David Cage detective at fucking MagFest. And there are at least two characters in that game who you will love i know i'm aware that that game is very like hey half of it are racists but they're funny

racists so it's okay that's not what it says ed's a big measure head fan dude i don't know what i would force somebody to play i don't give a shit i would I would make Brendan play Metal Gear Rising because he won't play it because people keep telling him to. So I'm going to force him. It's like you with The Matrix. I hate The Matrix. That movie sucks. No, you liked the first one.

I like the Zion parts in Matrix 3. God. Oh, you're the one with the Matrix. We got the two fucking idiots in chat. Ed, are you also a Zionist? No, three is pure trash. You should kill yourself. Oh, so you were fucking lying when you said that.

We have two people in here with equally shit Matrix opinions. David, get to a line. You were, because I've always said two is better, one is good, three is trash. Three is garbage fucking stupid god the fucking the man has a better opinion than you how does that the matrix is cool in the first movie and at the start of the second movie i like the fucking zion parts because they shoot big robots i'm a god but it doesn't make fucking sense them having robots they shoot because dude after the fucking first movie i did not give a shit about anything the whole reason

for neo existing is that they can't beat the sentinels why the fuck do they get the i hate neo i fucking i genuinely hate neo i can't stand after the first movie is actually more like stinko when he's a cgi man beating up cgi clones and beating up the fucking like twins. Dude, the highway scene in 2 is so sick. The ghost twins. It's not great. It's fucking sick. You're full of shit.

You're gargling. In the first 10 minutes of Matrix 2 when they were like, where's Neo? Oh, he's doing his fucking Superman thing. I literally clocked out of the rest of those movies. Dude, I was so down for that i hated it dude it's just a ps2 game for the entire movie it's great it's okay though because they they made it work in matrix 4 resurrections they know they did it matrix 4 crash i know hey i like the parts in matrix 4 where they're fucking dunking on warner bros they're like hey uh fucking what's his name Bros. They're like, hey, fucking...

What's his name? Thomas? They're like, hey, you gotta make the Matrix 2. The first act of Matrix 4 is brilliant. The rest of it is garbage. It's just Neo doing palm blasts the entire time. The action is so... The action is so boring.

He just goes... He puts his hands forwards and shit explodes. The action is so boring. He just goes, and he puts his hands forwards and shit explodes. That's the whole movie. Tell me you didn't get a sharp exhale when he was about to do his Superman thing and then he just leapt pathetically on ground and was like,

nope, that's not happening. He might as well have winked at the camera and the camera winks were funny in the first act and I came back around to liking the Frenchman's cameo where he grabs the camera and he goes, I want my Netflix special you motherfuckers.

What? Matrix 4 is unhinged. I haven't seen that movie. I haven't seen that movie so to me it's like you're lying. I'm not lying. We're gaslighting you. He's embellishing a bit. He doesn't grab the camera but the Frenchman points

towards the camera, looks at the camera but the french man points towards the camera looks at the camera and goes why did i get my netflix special you motherfuckers in the middle of a fight scene yes in the middle of a fight scene yes yes yes that's kind of fucking awesome it is pretty good it is but then the rest of the movie is neo doing palm blast and him going well i guess love really does overpower the matrix uh i'll put it it's dog shit i'll put it up no you know what i'll say this i think that the action is shit after the first act but i like the story most of the way through i also it's got some issues but i like how it was written another problem i have is you could cut out the entire zion segment of that

movie and the plot wouldn't change at all it was just there for fan service and i forgot i hate the new what is the zion site oh they get because they're like you dissipate a direct order so they get encaptured in zion and then they go like we're gonna dissipate more orders and then they leave like you could cut out that whole segment the movie wouldn't change and i also hate that new neo not new neo sorry new morpheus was fucking awesome and then after the first act he just becomes like a goo man and he doesn't talk all of his personality gets fucking sucked off and he doesn't do anything for the rest of the movie even though they set him up as like the coolest guy

he was the coolest guy in the first act then for the rest of the movie he's open with him yeah for the rest of the movie he's just goo man and he's here to help the prison break yo i'm gonna be real i'm gonna be real shut up this is fucking lame nobody gives a shit about me shut up shut up stinky shut up stinky shut up stinky anytime you like in the editing room david what's my netflix special you're not getting one you fucking you're so racist you're not getting one you're not surely there's racists that get netflix specials was jeffrey dahmer racist louis ck does he count he wasn't racist he was just showing his wiener that's true didn't want to see it smaggle asks what's the most dramatic 180 you've had in your life um i used to be not racist like what do you mean the most dramatic 180?

An opinion on something or whatever. Thoughts or opinions on a thing and then 180 just changed. I used to be like a cringe centrist. I don't fucking know. Used to be? No, I'm a based centrist. What a 180. I used to be not racist.

You said the same fucking thing twice no he's actually adding a lot more nuance to it this time around you see he used to be he used to like minorities true now I love them

things have changed mine is like Yakuza I used to think Yakuza's combat system was dog shit and then I played Zero and I my mind switched very fast Yakuza Zero is a fucking masterpiece that's the most dramatic 180

you've ever experienced in your life you want me to say I stopped saying the N word yes yes wait I thought we were answering this question seriously that was a serious answer i loved the third sam raimi spider-man movie as a kid and then as a teenager i thought it was fucking cringe and bad and now that i'm a grown man i realize that it's really funny and awesome dude spider-man 3 is so bad even kid me eight years old or however old i was when that movie

came out day one watched it me and my friend who was also eight years old i think during the dance scene we looked at each other and we went does this movie suck i think i think that was like first like awakening of oh things can suck sometimes no that movie fucking rocks grow up i haven't watched it since i've watched it you you should you should watch it with the preface of Sam Raimi hates how much Sony was putting their fucking... Shut up. I really wanted to see Spider-Man 4 because it was going to have the vulture

and it was going to be goofy. Sam Raimi hates how much fucking Sony was getting their hands in their shit. So he was like, oh, you want Venom in this movie? What if it was fucking bad because he wasn't supposed to show up in this movie? Grow yeah what uh what if the goblin what what was the goblin's boy called again harry osborn yeah but in the in the movies harry osborn harry osborn

he's a character from spider-man oh harold osborn i don't remember most of that movie he was the new goblin and but my god the part where like he gets clotheslined by a web and then has like a five second long tumble down to the ground funny it's gotta be funny best parts in any cinema i i like i like that part and the part where he's just like telling peter how he fucked his girlfriend and then peter storms away really mad and then the waitress goes how's that pie taste so good ed you you just need to go like watch spider-man 3 and just like realize that sam raimi was just sick of fucking sony so he was just like i'm just gonna make this fucking awful toby mcguire wants to be a piece of shit on my set.

I'm going to make fucking Peter Parker a piece of shit in the movie. That's what happened with the Autist Predator. Shane Black got that fucking IP in that project. And he just went, I'm going to make the biggest pile of dog shit and see if I can still get paid. And he did. No fucking way. No shot. No shot.

Sam Raimi before made like two fucking phenomenal superhero movies and then sony was like oh you need to have this in the third movie yeah this in the third movie and this in the third movie he's like i don't want to do that because that fucking sucks shane black made kiss kiss bang bang and the nice guys and then he also made the predator oh dude i fucking love the nice guys what a good good movie. I gotta watch that. This became like a fucking discussion on movies. Oh, sorry. Sorry, David. My word was asked. The monkeys are coming and only

you can stop it. What do you use to stop it? Anyway, I pull out my big funny hammer and I start whacking away. Thanks for the money. I pull out my autographed Kratos rock from the earlier question. The anti-Vietnam veteran rock.

GLaDOS. It says, 210, love GLaDOS, fuck the Vietnam vets. And I bash a monkey's head open with it. I was thinking, not say anything about that. Actually, yeah.

She never wrote that. She would never write that. I was just making a joke anything about that. Actually, yeah. She never wrote that. She would never write that. I was just making a joke that we... Whatever, man. I love Ten's brain. Because I started being like, I'm going to distance myself from that. And Ten is like, you're right.

Ellen McLean would never say that about Vietnam veterans. I would, though. I would. Let's not have any gray area on this. can't speak for her but i can speak for me um fossil feathers asks and let's make this the last one what fictional character would you want to legally adopt you glados so we can go beat up vietnam veterans together Wow, 2023, can you believe it? That's crazy! This show wouldn't be possible without the help from our top Patrons such as... Eric Scott Gillies Ethereal Fang Jade Generic Phoenix Handsome Destiny

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