Please Stop Talking - Lying On The Bathroom Floor (feat. Brendaniel & Punk Duck) | Please Stop Talking

Episode Date: October 20, 2023

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I got my ears pierced at Claire's. Don't get your ears pierced at claire's don't get your ears pierced at claire's no my wife says that every time we are in the mall we pass by the claire's every single time she's like claire's is dangerous don't get your ears pierced there and i'm like i'm not gonna get my ears pierced honey i'm like don't get your ears pierced there why not you'd look you'd look banging you could have like a fucking you could have fortnite earrings i don't i don't mind tattoos i don't mind mind piercings, but I'm very much a type A standard human. What do you mean type A?

Everything out of the box is the way it is, except for my eyes are all fucked up. Name all types right now. Name all types right now, you fucking- Legs, feet, toes, fingers, fingernails. That's not types. That's not types. You said types, not body parts.

Huh? There's like a billion different types of human. We got all different types. Oh, this guy's inclusive oh yeah my uh my a friend of mine got his ears pierced at a house party when everybody was really shit-faced holy and he mentioned it to like a girl that was there that like like he mentioned it haphazardly oh i want to get my ears pierced for so long but i keep like putting it off and she goes i'll fucking do it right now come with me no and then they both went to the bathroom and how he got his ears pierced was like she fucking heated up a needle no like the no and like the oven oh i was just gonna talk i was like i have a similar

experience and uh and then she like put some alcohol on it to disinfect it and then she put she put an apple behind his earlobe wait what and then she pierced his ear and then there was like blood everywhere no fucking shit and i was watching the whole time and he looked like he was about to pass out he kept looking at me like does it look good does it look good and i had like i had like yeah and i had like three beers in my head and I was always like, dude, you look so fucking cool. Did he get an infection or? Yes. Yeah, no fucking shit.

But let me tell you, he looks banging right now. This was like five years ago. So he got an infection and then it cleared out. Yeah. He just doesn't have an ear anymore. He's an adult. It's fine. You know, like a ripper doc and cyberpunk yeah uh my mom uh and her friends basically had that for like ear piercings and

tattoos it was just this guy uh nick okay so i have to explain when i was little we used to go over to a family friend's house her name was linda uh she thought she was a witch and she was always slowly losing her mind she had a safe that was filled with like potions and a spell book and she tried to cast taxes. Wait, whoa, wait, this is fucking awesome. Especially racist Texas. But her son was like this 20-year-old guy. I would have been, I want to say a little bit younger than my mom

and my mom's friend who was his sister. And he would pierce their ears for them with a hot needle and he this tattoo gun that was like a weird tattoo gun contraption uh that was like thread and pen ink and he would like give people tattoos one day i went over there and we're like he's like watching the animatrix on his like crt tv in his room and he pulls out his tattooed tattoo gun and i i can't remember how old i am at this point maybe like seventh eighth grade and he's like you want a tattoo and i'm like absolutely not absolutely not absolutely not but he keeps like walking up to me and like following

me throughout linda's house like you don't want a tattoo bud you want a tattoo my mom's just sitting there like don't give my kid a tattoo like don't don't do that don't give my kid a tattoo all the while linda is yelling at the black people across the street no no linda no she's reading from her spell book i mean can we get some samples i i really need like i i have a feeling i know what a like i'm guessing it's curses and hexes right it's like can we get a sample i can't because a lot of the curses and hexes all had the n-word intertwined through them you don't have to say the n-word there was like a potion of death

there was like a potion of bad luck and one of the one of the potions I think was like uh I can't remember what it was called it was like written in fake latin and I'm pretty sure she would go over at night and like dump it on one of the neighbor's lawns what and I think it was just straight up like Drano in a glass bottle. What the fuck? Keep talking.

Please keep talking. I have a really vivid memory of this safe filled with these potions. One of them is just Drano, but I also just remember she had this little game filled with plastic pigs and every time i would go over there i would steal all of the pigs out of the game and so she'd have to buy a new one oh the are you talking about that little the little game with the dice and the pigs yeah it was like a pigs and dice yeah i used to steal all of the pigs out of it uh there came a time where she

stopped buying new ones uh because she figured out that i stole all the pigs i had this big like half bucket filled with plastic pigs back at my house what would you do with them huh i don't know just collect them i just collected them i think i tried to plant them honestly you don't even need did you just say you tried to plant them yeah i think i think at one point i tried to plant them because i was a weird kid i'm a weird adult now but like i i would go through periods where i would try to like cast magic myself uh like one time i spray painted sigils on my grandparents trailer and i got in a lot of trouble it's okay though because like a week later the trailer burned down so wait so they were wait a minute wait a minute so what we're learning here is

you were as a child as a child you would go to this strange woman's home where she would tattoo and pierce people her son at the oh her son but but she was a witch she definitely thought she was a witch yeah self-proclaimed witch yeah well you say that but have you followed up with all those people of color? This is awful. This is really awful. I don't like this. It was the Midwest in the early to middle 2000s. So many people were racist and I didn't know what any of it meant when I was a kid.

Oh, nobody did. Like my grandparents said stuff and like you come back after it years later in retrospect and you're like, holy shit. My grandma was at my house a week ago and she said the n-word there and i had to be like nana stop oh man dealing with old people holy can you pass your nana the mic i could call it you want me to call her right now i'll call her right now i'm not joking she will answer let's get nana let's get nana brendan on the phone. All right, let me pull up my Nana. Tell her to bring her spell book. Stop.

Hi, Nana. Oh, my God. Hello, Brendan. Hi, I just wanted to call you. I'm recording a podcast. Do you remember anything weird that I did when I was a kid that you wanted to say? I have you on the microphone here. Anything weird?

Yeah, when I was a kid, was there anything weird I did you wanted to share? You used to dress up like a ninja. Yeah. Fortnite ninja? Are you talking about when I used to put a bunch of Walmart bags on my body and I was the plastic bag ninja? Oh my, that, I remember you showed us pictures of that. That's it. Yeah.

That's the only weird thing I can think of. Oh damn, you're so normal. Alright, well I appreciate that Nana. I loved having you on the podcast here for a little bit. I'll call you later. Thank you so much. I love you Nana. Alright, love you. Bye. Bye. Yeah, I appreciate that, Nana. I loved having you on the podcast here for a little bit. I'll call you later. I love you, Nana. All right. Love you.

Bye. Yeah, I'll just call my family. She was the one that kept being like, go take pictures at the photo booth. Well, because she paid for it. Her and my mom paid for it. Yeah. So they were like, hey, go take pictures. Nobody used it except for like friends.

Yeah. Yeah. No, that's the same grandma who raided my RuneScape account when I was a kid and stole my obby whip. Oh, what the fuck? You should have fucking, you should have fucking put her on blast. I already put her on blast at like last Thanksgiving, but I was like, Nana, she admitted it. That's evil.

You can't do that to Nana. What's the name of the company that makes RuneScape? Jagex? Yeah. Take her to Jagexpo and Expo and just fucking corner her. Is there a Jag Expo? Make her pay you back. Oh, no.

Her big thing right now is making, she makes a lot of Barbie doll accessories to the point where she's been stealing, my little brother Garrett lives with her, and she's been stealing his wrestling dolls as her Barbie's boyfriend. That's what she'll say. She's like she'll say she's like i got this one i got this one edge doll and i just it doesn't vibe with the other dolls

oh actually i actually have something grandma related i hate i'm sorry for like taking up so much time talking about my grandma i just think it's i think it's so funny right because you asked did i do anything weird and you know why she doesn't have anything weird because everything is so normal like every weird thing you do is normal in your family apparently she's been so she's been going on road trips with my uh my great aunt her sister becky and they went to texas and apparently they went to texas and i called her when she was coming back and she's like we have a new idea. We're going to stalk YouTubers and record footage.

And we want you to teach us how to edit the footage so we can post them on YouTube. Not a joke. She went to Texas. They went to Texas. Apparently my grandma and my great aunt were going to famous YouTubers houses that were publicly available online. Standing outside and taking pictures during their trip in texas what the fuck and these are like youtubers who are like family youtubers who like like christian or like family youtubers so she was just going to their houses

with my aunt and like fucking taking pictures of their houses and then i call her and i'm talking to her because it was like my brother's birthday on the fourth and i was just trying to be like hey is there anything he wants from Ikea? And she just starts going off about like, we have this great fucking idea, Brendan. Great idea. We want to record videos of these people's houses and then put them up on YouTube.

But we want your help learning how to edit it. That's so fucking funny. One of these days, one of these days I'm going to go pick up my mail and I'm just going to see Brendan's grandmother in a bush. Scatter. Fuck. go pick up my mail and i'm just gonna see brendan's grandma in a bush scatter fuck they found you so did you do it no i asked her uh she was over this sunday because we're trying to do a family dinner thing every month and i was like asking her about it no she uh okay i was asking her about it because i think it's just a joke like it's not like like they really are gonna do it but then they were starting to talk about like tiktoks and

what if we just put it on tiktok instead my mom's like oh yeah you can just throw it up on tiktok because they don't care throw that slop on tiktok so anyway gonna be getting my grandma into the fortnite game uh gonna be getting gonna be getting here on Fortnite Battle Royale. It's time for her to pop up. Nana plays. Brendan, can you use your Epic Games creator code, CLOUT, to get your grandma not into Fortnite, but in Fortnite?

I gotta use my Epic connection and be like, hey, can you please put my grandma on Fortnite as a skin? It would be so fucking epic. It's going to be really easy to do her player model. She's outside your house right now. Just bring her in for a 3D scan. She's going to be in that bush

on the left. Yeah, the one that's shaking. You can see just the eyes. Just the big spectacles just the dlsr where the flashing photography is happening dude every time you think your family's a bit wacky think back think again dude think again i was talking to 10 earlier uh because 10 was taking a break and i was. I was talking to Ten earlier because Ten was taking a break and I was talking to them and I was like,

yeah, it's hard to come up with stories. I got to have something spark it up because there's too many stories in the hole and if I don't have something to spark that memory, I'm not going to be thinking about it. That's fair. You guys always have such wild stories about your family.

I think the only wacky person I have in my family is my mom. When I say wacky, I mean, like, on, like, school nights at, like, 12 a.m., she'll wake me up, and she would say, Sheena, I need you to come sing with me right now. Sing? Sing? Yeah, and so she would drag me out of bed into the kitchen and we would she would make me sing like um bring me to life um wait why i would ask her like why are we doing this i have school tomorrow and she just said since you're my daughter our voices would sound pretty similar and i think it would sound good she's not wrong do you both sound the same and call your mom right now

let's get all our i'll call my mom right now now i'm not my mom's just gonna be really confusing in french if i call her she's gonna like start lecturing me and I don't want to put that on the end. If I call my mom, I'm just going to talk again about what my ex-stepdad sent my brother on his birthday. My mom is going through a divorce and my now ex-stepdad texted my brother,

happy birthday, and then went to this giant paragraph where I was lying naked on the floor when i woke up this morning i don't he goes to this big thing apparently he got like incredibly drunk and naked in the bathroom and passed out and like texted happy belated birthday i was lying naked on the floor in the bathroom my father it was like a noir film file i'd have to ask my brother to text me like the whole thing a noir film it was like a noir it was like how a detective in a noir film like their day i like that oh my god i don't know why he texted my brother like happy birthday and then all of that though because he's like not in any of

our lives now he's like out there so like i'm just really confused maybe he really maybe he really appreciated your brother maybe you should just let him share what happened. Maybe you should call him dad for once. Call him bald for once. Ooh, damn. You're spicy. I'm on 15 Vicodin sucking on that Scooby-Doo dick today. What? Yeah.

I woke up in the bathroom today. I woke up naked lying on the bathroom floor My blood was pumping in my heart In my head slowly as I rose From the bathroom floor I looked up the lights were off Is your ex stepdad Rorschach Did I ever tell you about

Cause I haven't talked about my stepdad All the shit he's done Because I was trying to be respectful But now that he's ex stepdad I can drop some like Horrible knowledge He's an insane person because I was trying to be respectful, but now that he's X-stepped at, I can drop some horrible knowledge. He's an insane person. Was he the NFT guy? Yeah, he's the NFT guy.

Yeah, he's the NFT guy. Trying to talk to me about, hey, Brendan, do you know about Metabots? And I'd be like, oh shit, Metabots? I love Metabots. Yeah, it's this new NFT project I'm looking at. Oh, for fuck's sake. Did Metabots do fucking NFTs?

No, it was a weird, I looked it up it's a whole thing where one company owns like a specific type of rights to metabots and they're like often they're in some european country but they don't actually own metabots so they were trying to utilize that um to push uh do you remember the small soldiers live action film that was basically an nft thing yes same guy oh yeah wait that was an nft thing no there was a okay there was an nft game announced for small soldiers and we got really excited until we learned that the company only makes nft games they were i think that's the same company that had like the weird rights to metabots because they also never got that off the ground i'd go crazy

for a meta b action figure i love meta b meta b looks cool i missed the metabots so much i remember getting metabots Meta B looks cool. I miss the Meta Bots so much. I remember getting Meta Bots and going to school and nobody knew what the fuck they were. So everybody was laughing. Dude, actually same. Did you have those like really small ones that came with like the little dice and it was like a little game you could play with them? Oh, I just got like the specific figures and like the plastic wrap. I'd have to look up exactly what it was, but I had like two figures. I've never seen this before.

That's because Brendan and I are old. You guys aren't that much older than me, right? How old are you? I'm 30. I'm 27. I'm 23. I'm lying on the bathroom floor naked. My blood is pumping. Another wacky thing my now

ex-stepdad did was one of his many mental breakdowns. He threw his wedding ring in the gutter and was texting a bunch of Snapchat pictures to the whole family of the ring in the gutter. He sent like 30 to 40 pictures on Snapchat of the wedding ring in the gutter. Because for the years him and my mom were married, every six months he'd go through this big mental breakdown. Wouldn't get help help would get help go back to normal and have like a new bit and uh once it was like i'm a big bernie guy then i'm a big trump guy now i'm a big like nft crypto guy oh he's just reinventing himself you gotta fucking give the man some he's just going through his arcs right now yeah i was i was about to say

i think he's in wano arc we We're about to get Sky Island or whatever. Gonna go to Egghead Island. Is this One Piece? Is this One Piece? I think it is. There once was a man named Goldrocker. I'm lying on the bathroom floor right now. I took a bite of gum gum.

I took a bite of gum gum. Fuck. Gum gum hitting different. When did gum gum hit? That's all I know about One Piece, by the way. I took a bite of gum gum. Oh, you took a bite of gum gum. Literally because of the four kids rap.

And recently, me and one of my friends, Phil, who incidentally, also the guy who got his ear pierced with an apple behind his ear. Shout out to him. We were going to start the One Piece live action thing because neither of us have seen One Piece, but all the piss heads were like, oh, this is actually good. And then we literally opened up the first episode and we saw that it was an hour long.

And we went, oh, dude, fuck this. It's a TV show on Netflix. They're always like an hour long. I'm not watching an hour of One Piece. I liked it. I liked it. No yeah but it's it's i'm not watching an hour of one piss i like god i liked it no but it gets friend and you like funko fusion you i don't like funko fusion i like cursing people with funko fusion this gets better right before we went to fucking watch it we were in a group call with one of our other friends was like a massive one piece head and he's been watching

the one piece live action and he tells us like oh i hope you guys have fun because it's so good we didn't watch it we ended up watching the bear instead we watched two episodes of that and it was like oh this is fucking awesome but then we joined back that group call and he asked us how was one piece so we just started making shit up we were like oh yeah it's pretty good episode one you know he took a bite of gum gum and you know he got the stretching thing yeah it was way better than i expect like we were being so vague and he had only seen the first like three episodes and then um so he just believed yeah he just believed us but then it got to a point where like he he asked us what episode are you guys on and we went oh we stopped at episode six but we met like episode six of the bear which he still doesn't know we are watching instead

and then he goes like oh wait are you guys gonna watch episode seven today do you mind if i join because i haven't seen that one yet and i just went uh uh give me a second and then i left and i started texting phil dude what the fuck do we do just watch it without context yeah that's what he said and then I said no shot you don't want to watch one piece that bad instead of what we did I just mentioned like yo dude sorry my stomach's hurting

whatever I'm gonna have to go to bed early and then Phil left and then we kept watching the bear we finished it came back the next day we told him like oh yeah we finished one piece and he said oh so what'd you think like where does it end like one piece and i just went oh they stopped at the island arc started like oh i was like just moving my stretching my lips so hard when i said it was like oh oh okay so that wow they're really upping the pacing huh and

i went oh yeah yeah he took he took many a bite of gum gum are they isn't that like episode 40 of the original anime i have no clue man i have no actually i mean i say that but i just realized they're all islands so what the fuck do i know all i know know is one guy. Oh no, I know two things. I know that boy takes a bite of gum gum. And then I know that a guy, a blonde guy used to be a cook. Yeah. And then while me and Phil are watching the bear the whole time, we're like,

as we're watching it, we're talking about it to each other. Like it's one piece. I don't know if you guys have seen the bear but there's an episode that's like one continuous shot where it's like the entire kitchen staff freaking out and then at the end one cook turns to the head chef and she's like you are an amazing chef but you are a piece of shit and she walks away and i just turned to phil and i was like you are an amazing pirate you are a terrible straw hat oh that's literally an arc with him that's crazy is that actually an

arc in one piece kind of with sanji the chef yeah a little bit actually but speaking of the bear when are they gonna put an actual bear in the bear literally like a literal bear that like assaults the restaurant like that breaks in oh okay i don't know i only just finished season one and it was very good season two is when they up the ante and just get a fucking bear in they just they just get a bear he doesn't ride a unicycle he just rips through the restaurant every episode why would he ride a unicycle i don't know you've never seen a bear i mean i i've seen a bear on a unicycle that's classic like you just go to the woods he's got a little clown hat and he's on a unicycle who started the trope of bears being on unicycles wearing little clown hats going. Hugo Boss.

Hugo Boss? You could be saying the truth. I wouldn't fucking know. It was the Grimm's brothers, right? The balloon people? What? What? The hot air balloon guys.

The Grimm brothers. The guys that invented like Goldilocks and all that shit. The brothers Grimm? Am I stupid? Dude, what are you saying? What are you saying right now? Didn't these guys write Goldilocksocks but there's no bear on a unicycle wearing a little clown hat what are you talking about are you serious isn't the youngest bear doesn't he always on a unicycle and he's like this unicycle fits just right or whatever the fuck what no it's just the circus

act from the 40s what are you talking about the Locks, there's like three bears in there, and they're like, who took my unicycle? Who took my bed? This unicycle's too firm. This unicycle's too soft. This unicycle's just right, and then she eats the unicycle. What are you talking about?

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expressvpn.com slash psdpod, you can get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free. That's expressvpn.com slash psdpod to get three extra months of Expressvpn expressvpn.com slash psdpod i went to a piercing clinic i got my lips done and my septum i have like snake bites and one thing i didn't know about this clinic right because usually when you go there they use clamps and they like open up your nostrils like with a giant fucking metal thing they push it back so that they can find the mucus membrane i learned that when i got there the clinic i i went to is a traditionalist clinic so they only use a needle and nothing else i got in the guy saw the guy starts like looking how to how to set up the uh the hole and everything and as he like like he makes me look up and then he looks in my nose

and then he's like okay so what you're gonna do now so i can have a better angle inside your nose you're gonna lay down on this bed you're gonna grip it as hard as you can and you're going to do an l with your with your back oh what do you mean do an l with my back so i'm trying to how do i explain this i was lying on my back and i had to bend down like a junk like on a jungle gym like one of those like uh like one of those listen to be able to get this piercing you'll have to do three exterior challenges welcome to legend of the hidden temple i was gripping i i was gripping i was gripping this thing hanging upside down my like just my the blood flowing up to my fucking head and i was just like this for a solid 15 minutes while he was just shoving markers up my nose and the entire time he kept making jokes and being like man that must this must really suck

for you huh you must really not be comfortable right now and i was like haha yeah but you what what you do for for beauty haha and then he was like yeah totally totally uh bad news you don't have a mucus membrane in your nose they put billy in the mechanism apparently this is an extremely rare thing that can happen it is possible that in your at the tip of your nose your septum extends over the mucous membrane and you don't have a sweet spot and it's all cartilage oh and he was like you don't have a sweet spot do you want to still go for it and i was already bent over with a marker up my nose so i was like well when in rome i'm gonna be honest like for like a solid 15 minutes just head backwards like completely upside down i i was feeling pretty not great already. And then he was like, okay, well,

if you're sure, usually this, the septum doesn't hurt, but since you're only, you only have cartilage, you might have an issue. And I was like, okay,

Billy, I'm going to stop you right there. Right now. What I'm imagining for all the Baldur's Gate three heads right now is that your artist is follow. You are being operated on by follow right now. He's the dipshit bard who thinks he's like the smartest man alive oh that guy yeah and there's a bit in the game where he's like don't worry i'll

cure the tadpole let me grab this ice pick now i need you to go in a jungle gym oh my god yeah that's basically what happened listen billy we're gonna put you in the mechanism you're gonna love the mechanism but here's the thing you don't have a mucus membrane. If you've ever gotten a cartilage piercing on your ear, imagine that. But it's inside your nose. You're upside down. One of the most painful things that's ever happened in my entire life. Oh, content warning warning trigger warning skip a few minutes if you don't want to hear about this

because it's pretty fucking nasty i'm taking my headphones off tell me when the skate part's over okay i i'll tell i'll tell you miss sheena but yeah no uh skip to 31 minutes 57 seconds i am lying on the bathroom floor please help me if you don't want to hear the procedure was it like a quick jab or was it like a no no it's a it had to be slow because it was like a glory kill from doom it was like it was like five minutes i had this needle was maybe like it did like my entire wideness of my face the needle and he poked it really slowly through while i was back and i i had to not i couldn't make a noise i had to make zero noise the entire time because if i talked it would fuck with the piercing i couldn't help it and i just

went because when it started i i was so surprised by the pain i just went i didn't know i yeah i didn't know i didn't know what to do you sounded like a bear who ate a unicycle dude i because it surprised me so much because i didn't think it would hurt because the entire time everybody i talked to about septums was like oh i literally didn't feel a thing and for me it was the most painful thing i've ever done and i was just backwards and i hear like are you okay one of the assistants just came and she was like are you okay what's going on and i just was like right there the the needle was stuck in my nose while he was getting ready to put the jewelry in. And I was gushing blood backwards and pulling on the floor. And I was just like, oh, gee, I didn't know what to say.

So I kept going, ouchie, ouchie, like a fucking idiot. And then he puts the jewelry in and everything. And then he's like okay so you're gonna feel a bit faint i was out i it was like i was in space um jesus christ i he's like okay so you're gonna slowly lift yourself back up because i was i just passed out i passed out for a minute flying cold on the bathroom floor i can't take it anymore that's how i felt though because afterwards i had to go to the bathroom to uh to just clean off a bit of the like whatever happened on my face and uh i was in the bathroom like i i ate a fucking diabetes diabetes tablet because i was just so like on endorphins and

adrenaline and ready to pass out dude so yeah uh if you're super down to get septum uh and they say you only have cartilage think twice man that was awful but i think it looks cool i uh i don't know what it is brendan but every time we bring back the fuck and i'm lying on the bathroom floor you know how i hear it in my head even though i even though you like bojack horse no, no. Even though I hear any of you saying that, in my head, it always autocorrects to that guy that's like, I got lotion on my dick right now. I got my hand on my dick. I'm horny as fuck, man.

I'm a freak. Yeah, that one. I'm lying on the bathroom floor right now. I got lotion on my dick right now. The thing I'm remembering is that one song that's like, ding, ding, ding, ding. Ding, ding, ding, ding. When I was was in the first grade i was lying on the floor they're like fucking whenever to pimp a song on to pimp a butterfly ends and then kendrick

lamar starts talking yeah i remember you was conflicted lying down on the bathroom floor oh my god lying on the floor dude so he didn't put an apple behind your ear none of that no no no no apple inside your nose no i i asked him because the thing is he also does um he also does uh genitalia oh okay and what he said was that for those, he also only uses a needle. So for every single thing he does, it's just needles. And there one, I know, I know, dude. He was explaining this to me while like piercing my lips. And I was just like, cool, man. Like, what do you want me to say to that?

I'm lying on this table with the needle in my lip. And he's just saying like, oh, yeah, I also do penises. If you're interested. And I'm like, dude, I was just like, I'm good, man. I'm good. I don't go home. Listen, man, I got this iron. I got this small iron girder piercing.

I can put it between your balls. This iron girder piercing i can put it between your balls this iron girder you get what you get the iron girder through your balls through your dick and then up on your pelvis you get under construction on there like a tattoo i learned i learned that you can actually like he you can get metal bars implanted in your chest as like as an aesthetic and how i saw it was just like tom and jerry like some tom and jerry shit where you just have a random square on your fucking chest it's so weird dude yeah dude people will do the great dude body mods are crazy he uh i was talking with him and he was like, he was talking about how he used to do like ear cutting. So basically there's people that want to get their ear lobes cut in half and have like two dangling ear lobes instead of one whole ear lobe.

I was like, what the fuck, man? People do the craziest things for i mean they have the reason i'm sure but it's just weird to me there are all kinds of different type of people for joy for joy i mean that's how i felt when i came back to reality after like all like passing out i was just like i looked in the mirror i saw my face like with the piercings and i was like over the moon happy but man i am i I told the guy straight up, you are never seeing my face again. I am never coming back here. That was awful, but thank you.

That reminds me of, and this is going to sound very rich to all the people here that aren't European, but a while ago, I had a cavity for the first time since I was eight years old. I still have no clue how the fuck I got it. And I was talking to my, I was talking to my mom, like, oh, I got to find a dentist. And she's like, oh, I mean, everything's covered under your health insurance. So if you find a guy at most, you'll be paying him like 15, maybe 20 euros, but it's cash only. So I was thinking, okay, well, in that case, just to be safe, I'm going to take 50 bucks out. Because yeah, that sounds about right.

20 bucks for a dentist. Again, I know this sounds rich, but yeah, that's Europe. Yeah, I have dental and vision, but I don't have healthcare because I get it through my wife's job. And my co-pay is usually like, if it's normal work, it's like 20 bucks. Anything else is way more.

Okay, 20 to 50 bucks for like a cavity with insurance. Look at us talking about adult stuff yeah i know right i mean my root canal my root canal was like 1k even with insurance so i wouldn't wish that on anybody i'd be adulting right now i'm adulting so hard totally adulting pumpkin spice labate labate what is labate labate i don't know i'm just trying to get some new slang started labate trying to try to throw outom. Trying to throw out gonk. Choom already exists. Choom is fucking cyber drunk. Go off choom

feet. I'm such a gonk-pilled choom cell. Dude, cyberpunk motherfuckers. Anyway, what was I saying? Dentist. I went to the dentist i got the cavity filled in and then uh i was thinking i had my cash i mean i was like he's gonna say like fucking

20 15 bucks whatever you guys like okay i'm adding all this up all right that'll be 115 euros damn fucking and that's after insurance and i was waiting like like i was waiting for him to say haha gotcha anyway yeah 20 bucks uh but no yeah 115 and i was just like okay um do you mind if i go get to the atm real quick it was like oh yeah sure no problem americans with no insurance listening to this laughing right now dude i gasped so i went i went out uh got the money and then came back paid the guy and then on the way out his fucking assistant came running out she was like oh hey before you go um we noticed that you have a bit of i don't know if this is how you say it in english tartar like the enamel or whatever yeah how do you say that in english

like what like you have to get your teeth cleaned? What do you call the shit that you're cleaning out? Like plaque. Yeah, plaque. Plaque. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was like, hey. I mean, when I get to 100,000 subscribers on YouTube, I plaque my teeth.

Good, good, good. Thank you, Susan. Oh, wow. We're so full of joke. Yeah, on the way out, she was like, oh, hey, we didn't notice during the procedure that you have some plaque. Here's our card and call us to make an appointment to get the plaque out. was like oh hey we didn't notice during the procedure that you have some plaque uh here's our card and call us to make an appointment to get the plaque out and i just looked at her like

oh thank you so much i walked out waited for her to close the door instantly threw that shit in the trash never coming back there ever again my god then i spoke to my mom and she was fucking like she's a white woman she was outraged she was about to call them um but then fucking we looked into it and like basically in belgium you have two different types of like private doctors you can go to some of them are like fucking top of the line that you pay raw they're not part of your like insurance program but then the other ones it's like they're like the fucking guys that you might have to like you might not be able to get a point an appointment right away but they'll be like under insurance so you're gonna have to pay fucking 150 just to get a cavity filled in gotcha yeah i did a very similar thing i should have told like oh yeah yeah no you'll see me you will see me

never that reminded me fucking because of your tattoo guy my tattoo guy my piercing guy yeah because you were saying that like you told him straight up you're never gonna see my face again yeah i mean i i say that but i'm probably gonna go get helix there so i say that i say that but the penis tattoo was really appealing what are you talking about penis tattoo it's piercing which is worse i'm getting truck nuts installed on top of my nuts. It's happening. Double nuts. I'm getting the fucking N64 rumble pack installed on my nutsack. My dick gonna look like the Dreamcast controller.

It's gonna have a slot to insert chips. Oh my goodness. My force can look at like the power glove. I thought you were talking about like chips and guac or some shit. I'm a dumbass. Oh, the Dreamcast controller. Cause you can put like thing. You can put little things in there.

Oh, the VMU. Is that what it's called? And you could, you could bring your, your, uh, your child with you from Sonic Adventure. You could also bring a bullet directly to my brain. Is that Sonic? Is that, is that another like, can you get like aesthetic shirt surgery to get like a bullet lodged in you one guy did that one somebody no fucking way i know for a fact somebody i'm not lying somebody somebody did surgery i think yeah somebody did surgery on themselves and put like a bullet

inside them i i'm this might be a false memory but but I swear to God, this is real. Why? I know that people can get bullets stuck in them when they, like, get shot. No, we're talking about for aesthetics, not because you got shot. You have to use

a surgical gun. Oh, my God. Shooting them and closing it up. Oh, my God. That's insane, dude. That's so gross bro please revive I have ray gun

oh my god I'm lying on the floor bro stop oh my god I'm trying to give you aesthetic bullets please revive oh my god what the fuck I have like no transitions for this but i had one funny

story from my flight i would love to hear that ed oh yeah that's fucking awesome so i was um on a flight back from portugal and um i had a middle seat which was very sad and i was sitting between two adult men right yes they Yes. They were both very large and they wouldn't let me use the fucking armrests. I was getting very upset because there is a rule. Do you guys know about airplane etiquette? Like who gets which armrest? Because there is a distinct-

I don't. I usually take whichever one is free. There is a distinct rule. Left side gets the one on their left, middle gets both, and the one on the right gets the one on his right and he gets the extra leg room from being in a hallway that's it that's airplane etiquette right there neither of these fucking would let me take either armrest so i was fucking i was

fucking skinny mcgee in the middle trying to use my phone and they would constantly be like elbowing me in the ribs. It was really fun. The guy on my left, besides the armrests, very inoffensive. The guy on my right, I might've been sitting next to the most racist man alive. Oh no, dude. So before we took off, he was on his phone and he was on TikTok and he was on his For You page. I'm specifically saying For You page because his entire For You page was only Charlie Kirk, Turning Point USA, owning Le Feminists. Oh, man. He wasn't on the Charlie Kirk profile picture on TikTok. He was on his For You page. His algorithm was just Turning Point. I was like, I was texting one of my friends out of panic, like I might be sitting next to the most racist man alive.

And let me tell you, it gets worse. Because if there's one thing that I hate more than racism, it's poorly consuming art. So this dude, right, the plane takes off and he has to put his phone on airplane mode. He stops watching his Charlie Kirk TikToks and he opens Netflix. He has like a page of 20 downloads. Now, I wrote down the things he watched. Give me a second. Are you fucking, are you going to be in one of those fucking, are you David Lynch right now? Stop watching movies on your fucking phone.

No, because I do that. I was watching the simpsons while he was doing his thing so simpsons is simpsons is not for the bourgeoisie like a david so the first thing the first thing he did was watch you guys know wes anderson recently put out like a series of anthology short thingies on netflix uh no i didn't. He put out like four of them. One of them is called Poison, I think. He watched 30 seconds of that, closed it, and then instantly deleted it. And I went, okay, well, I'm going to guess he didn't like it. That's fine.

I haven't seen it. I don't know if it's good or not. Maybe it should. Consumer. But then the other one that he did, and I got to look this up because I couldn't recognize what show this was. So I wrote down a bunch of keywords to help me find it he was watching a show on netflix called who is aaron carter which i've never heard of in my life i don't know what that is either and he was on episode

six so clearly this is something that he's like watching actively and you know keeping up with and dude he was gonna drive me crazy whenever somebody would stop talking not when a dialogue scene would end it's whenever a sentence would end he would fast forward 10 seconds every single time dude two people would be talking like shot reverse shot over the shoulder every sentence skip 10 seconds ahead skip 10 seconds ahead and i was like dude you're gonna i'm gonna'm going to have to kill you. Well, you see, the faster I consume the media, the better the media is.

Oh, that drives me crazy. This dude was like in his 50s. Like, I expect this out of like a 15-year-old. You're an adult? I'm going to be honest. I'm not surprised by that. 50-year-olds are that way. Yeah, think about how impatient they are.

The same generation that will like moan and bitch and complain about people be on their cell phone will be on their cell phone the same exact amount oh absolutely it's it's it's it's not surprising that a 50 year old is like fucking adhd pills skipping through the movie to try to like experience this shit as fast as possible and here's the thing for a second i was like okay this looks like it's like a really like standard like spy thriller show from what i can tell from watching because he has the subtitles on maybe he doesn't care about the dialogue maybe he just wants to watch the action scenes the moment anybody pulled out a gun he would skip 30 seconds and if somebody still had a gun you

already know you already know what's gonna happen it's gonna get shot come on and if somebody still had a gun you already know you already know what's gonna happen it's gonna get shot come on and if somebody still had a gun after he skipped he would skip another 30 seconds and he watched the whole show like this on the plane i was i i can't i was so pissed off it's so what an insane way to consume any media but also the normal part of me says experience media the way you want to experience it but the like normal part of me says experience media the way you want to experience it but the like other part of me is like it's not even like oh you need to respect the art because for all we know this show could be awful i've never seen it in my life so maybe i don't blame him but at the same time it's like just fucking do anything else watch anything else

you clearly don't like this why are you wasting your time you're not enjoying this i was fucking to grab your phone play a phone game write something do anything to be fair it's kind of weird that you just started watching him just do things you're kind of a creep if you dude you're a weirdo i swear to god i could not help myself it was like fucking bigfoot i've never seen something like that in my life. What the hell are you doing here? That's what I told him. I have a small airplane story. It's not a story. All of my stories are just things happening at me.

But I want to say it anyway. Ain't that the truth? They never have an ending. But in like early 2022, I was flying back from visiting my boyfriend at the time. He lives in Memphis. And I was flying back to California from there. And I was sitting next to this person. I was trying to get comfortable, but I just really couldn't. So he offered me a neck pillow. And that was very nice.

Okay. And then a little bit later into the flight, he pulled out this bag of candy and he offered me a neck pillow, and that was very nice. Okay. And then a little bit later into the flight, he pulled out this bag of candy, and he offered me some. And I was like, okay, because I'm stupid. What? Free candy. I ate it. I ate it. It tasted good.

I don't know what it was. And he asked me what I was doing, where I was going. I said, oh, I was just visiting some people and i'm going back home what are you doing and he said he was going to la to make some music oh yeah a little music maker what do they call them musicians producers musicians yeah um and i said oh where can i check out your stuff oh nice that's opening pandora's box shout out to to trigger blue forgiving we can't be in the next trigger blue let's go we have evidence oh that's him trigger blue that's fucking awesome that's some king shit

yeah he was really nice. I have this muted. Hang on. Let me listen to this. His new song is called Lethal Injection. It's about stuffing eclairs with a lethal amount of cream. Don't worry. It's not death.

It's a bakery song. Oh, he just tweeted, my new single is called, I miss my neck pillow. Where is my neck pillow? No. I 100% gave it back to him, by the way. I did not give it to him. Oh, okay, good. I think I watched 10 seconds of that

and I got sent into a different dimension. I think I ascended a little bit. I can't tell. I'm not a gun guy. Those guns aren't real, right? Yes, these are real guns. I think he's talking about shooting people. For some context, i think i ascended a little bit i can't i'm not a gun guy those guns aren't real right yes these are real guns i think he's talking about shooting people for some context i think memphis is one of the most dangerous cities in the united states it's where the most murders hell yeah but they

got that bass pro shop pyramid so it's all cool right yeah i went there i bought a moose mode oh my god i want to go so bad oh i want to go get a lure just like a normal ass rapala i just need one did i did i talk about my bass pro shop experience not the pyramid but i went to i went to a big bass pro shop in omaha you went to bass pro shop without me yeah this was when i was a kid it's because um my grandparents went there and they signed up for some like contest which they won a little bit of. They got a bunch of fancy food, so I got to try caviar. But another thing I remember, it was the opening and Larry the Cable Guy was there shooting

t-shirts at people. Okay. So imagine you're in a Bass Pro Shop. It's big. It's not like Pyramid Big, but Larry the Cable Guy is standing on a podium firing t-shirts out of a gun at people and he fucking points at me. He fires a gun. He fires the gun. The t-shirt flies towards a gun at people. And he fucking points at me. He fires a gun. He fires the gun. The t-shirt flies towards me.

I grab it and an elderly man rips it out of my hands and runs away. And Larry didn't see it. So I'm just sitting there. No Bass Pro Shop pyramid t-shirt. What the fuck? No Larry interaction. What an asshole. What kind of fucking asshole does that to a kid?

What? Zero Larry interaction. And to this day, i'm still peeved about it i'd be i'd still be pissed i agree fucking asshole who does that shirtless this is so sad larry if you're listening to the podcast lying on the bathroom floor i knew it i fucking knew it i like repetitious bits i'm sorry oh. Oh, my God. I also like repetition. Sheena, pass me more candy. What the fuck?

I'm sorry. I ate the one that he gave me. No, she ate the Trigger Blue candy. What will I do? I did. He was really nice. I'm sorry if he's racist. That's like my girlfriend introducing me to her family. He's really nice. I'm sorry if he's racist. That's like my girlfriend introducing me to her family. He's really nice.

I'm sorry if he's racist. I feel like that's just like the new thing. You're like, here's my cousin. He's a cool guy. He might say the N word. That reminds me. White people, man.

One time, same guy, by the way. My friend Phil had a friend of his.il had a friend of his he had a friend of his from manchester of visiting and they've been like friends for ages and the friend like uh like without telling phil brought his girlfriend and phil had never met this woman so we really wanted to make like a good impression and he brought me along to like break the ice because they hadn't seen each other in like six years so i was like yeah fuck it i'll join so it was like the four of us hanging out getting some beers catching up uh they were asking like about me and whatever and then i mentioned like oh yeah i live near like the city center

like we're not that far away from my place actually and if phil was like oh yeah his place is really nice but like because it's in the center there's always like people like loitering outside like like when i was when i was uh on my way there like just today before we went out it was like these four black kids like sitting outside his place and and they were like fucking giving me like snake eyes and um and then i turned snake eyes not not snake eyes but what do you call it like the fucking stink guy stink guy stink guy yes thank you not snake guys fucking idiot and then i turned to the guy's girlfriend and i went he did not call them black kids first time he told this story and then and then she was like just huh and phil was so embarrassed he was like oh my god no ed's joking he's joking i'm not racist he's just he's he's trying to be

funny okay she went oh okay yeah that's funny and then we completely moved on from that and we were out for fucking like ages i was out till 2 a.m and then i said all right i'm calling it a night and they ended up being out till like 5 a.m and in the morning phil had been calling me since like 8 a.m i had so many missed calls and i just called him after i was like what what's up man like there something happened and then he just went you are a motherfucker you know that and i went what what did i do and he went you know when i was saying bye to them at like 6 a.m i like i like to hug the dude's girlfriend and she went phil it was was lovely to meet you, but I'm going to be honest. I really don't like what you call those black kids, by the way.

You can't do that. Did he actually call? No, of course not. Of course not. Oh, you're a fucking asshole. That's why he was pissed. Oh, yeah, I'd be pissed too then. So that means that between like midnight at 6 a.m.,

she thought he was like the most racist person she's ever met oh my god ed oh no poor man yeah i treat him like um i don't know if you guys ever watched the norm mcdonald podcast i treat him like his co-host like i'm always describing him as like a racist and an anti-semite to people oh my god like just recently me a couple of my friends went out phil wasn't there but we bumped into one of our friends and we hadn't seen her for like 10 years she was like a childhood friend of ours and phil had like a massive crush on her back in the day and then uh she had like fucking we were chat for like an hour and then she looked at me she was like oh by the way where's phil is he not in brussels as well and i, oh, by the way, where's Phil? Is he not in Brussels as well?

And I went, oh no, he is. Right now he's grounded. He still lives with his parents and he's unemployed. Oh my god. None of those are true, by the way. No shit. Yeah, he's grounded. He's in big trouble.

And then I was listing all his negative traits. If I were to describe phil it'd be like no prospects no future no um um and then i was and then i started looking up at this guy deal and then i was looking up the sky i was like he has no um what's the word and then one of my friends tapped my shoulder and he went drive and i went yes no drive. Thank you. Yes, he has no drive. Oh, my God. You're mean. Dude, I'm so dirty. You're like the fucking worst, dude. Ed, you play too many games.

I'm like Hannibal Lecter behind the cells doing all the mind games. Call me Anthony Hopkins because I'm really old and my memory's going to shit. We should do Patreon questions. Okay, man do Patreon questions. Okay, man. Patreon questions. If you're part of the $5 and above tiers on our Patreons, you can ask a question for the Patreon Q&A. So true.

Okay, Mr. DJ asks, if you had to live in one video game... We already did that one. You know, we didn't do it. It would be Bioshock Infinite.ck infinite yeah exactly because of the cool balloon fuck six days in fallujah no yeah we already i would get it done in three brendan don't say that i don't know anything about that game oh my god brendan jesus christ I really... Oh my god, Brendan. Do you not know what happened in Fallujah?

No, I don't. I've now thought, Brendan, you've infected my brain. I'm imagining like AGDQ six days in Fallujah, but they call it 28 minutes in Fallujah. Oh my god. Oh, is that a war crime thing? Yes. Oh. Well, I retract my answer.

I pick Mario. Mario. I would go to the Munchroom kingdom and eat the munchroom the guy with the hat asks what is the worst editing mistake you've ever made and it could be anything video stream artwork whatever i kind of have to think about that one but i think that's a fun question i i actually i have an almost immediate answer i think um i made a video a while back called like rating minecraft blocks and i think it's the reason it blew up is because of one editing mistake where i mislabeled sponge as terracotta because i was going through every single block and i missed it and all of the comments at the beginning when i released that video like hot lol that sponge and then it got like a million and a half views i think just because i mislabeled spun so it's like the worst

thing the worst editing mistake i feel like i've made accidentally made the video blow up otherwise i mean i'm showing my balls on multiple videos i mean my worst editing mistake if we can include streams i can't think of one in a video because my videos are fucking awesome would have to be like that i remember which did you like pass out yes that's the one yeah when i was streaming one of the life of strangers i forget which one and i went a bit too overzealous with the amount of shots I was drinking while playing that. That I fully passed out on stream. And the last thing I said was somebody... These are the last words I said.

Somebody in chat asked me like, Hey, Ed, what's your favorite MCU movie? And with a mouthful of pizza i yelled white zetsu which is a character from naruto yeah man i agree and then i passed out and the stream was online for 12 hours yep i remember that we uh we were that that chat was very lively though it was very fun it was so funny because like what ended up happening was i just fell asleep at my desk and then at some point i managed to tear all my clothes off thank god i didn't have oh my god and i and i fucking snake crawled all the way to my bed and then i woke up and i hit stop streaming i remember

you were really trashed you were particularly trashed that day i was uh yeah uh that was the second no that was the one of the most drunk i've ever been i remember but i remember like specifically it's you can tell i'm shit face because i start gurgling a lot when i talk and one of my favorites you start gurgling yeah and one of my favorites was when i was fucking streaming this i remember this one specifically i was streaming the end of the first life is strange movie and i was very very far gone that i started gurgling and singing the um the not the portuguese national anthem but it was the song that played on the radio at 6 a.m once our independence day started on april 25th for all the portuguese listeners i

was list i was singing grandula vila morena while off my fucking ass i got somebody just clapped so hard i got so patriotic for no fucking reason but yeah that's uh that's mine it was both times i was very very drunk i don't think i am i know which ones yours are billy it's the ones where like i'll say a name and i'll be like hey you need to censor that and then you go like i mean i guess i mean i guess they're they're not that crazy though yeah like uh the worst the worst mistake i've ever done like for work was the radio story i told a few weeks back i think far from that i don't think i've done a lot of fucky wuckies that are that bad i think i'm in the same boat like the most i can really say is that like whenever

i post art um because i don't make videos or anything uh but whenever i post art in my mind i'm posting it like right after i finish when i'm like i'm riding off the high of like actually finishing something i i get that you just like go in and you're like i did it put it put it into the world let it let it happen yeah and like the i guess like the quote mistake would just be me getting better passively over time and then looking back and being like i could have done this better but i wouldn't say there was like a blunder yeah that is like incredibly embarrassing or anything yeah i don't know i i only that's that's all i can really share i'm gonna i'm gonna answer this one because i swear to god i get asked like every single episode cole smith asks is the dnd thing still happening that you fundraised for yes yes

we uh there are two episodes fully edited we're we're building up a backlog because these episodes take a lot of time to make and And in December, we are supposed to record at least three episodes so that we have an even bigger backlog. And then in January with PSD 2.0 and our new video game show, Press Start Turbo, we should have Subliminal Space coming out as well. That's so exciting.

I'm working on it. It takes time. Also, December, there's not going to be any episodes coming out as well that's so exciting i'm working on it it takes time also december there's not gonna be any episodes coming out because i'm gonna be working on everything else you'll see you'll see really i don't get it why isn't it finished why don't you hit the done button because my dad killed himself and that's the episode everybody thanks for tuning in oh man we can't do that we can't oh dude i got funny people got so angry at me because last episode i talked about it what yeah oh yeah i know last episode i we i was like i i tried something new and with psd where i was like oh what if we had a normal like real moment of talking and then go and I was like okay

because Brendan was talking about his dad and his struggle with his dad and then I we both like started talking about it and then I was like oh this is a bit more serious but it's I think it's important for people to know that we are human and then after the when the episode came out the we got so many comments of people saying billy's such a fucking buzzkill fuck that guy what i i know honestly i think your dad's the buzzkill but go off yeah if he yeah i don't know i didn't know what to say i was like okay whatever those people fake the billy so we're not so we're not using that oh no we are oh we are using that as an ending no no if somebody wants to get really angry in the comments let them let them provoke their ire at me listen if you want

to get mad at billy just get directly mad at me and i will absorb your anger into myself and i'll become stronger remember every single time you get angry at me or you despise me it only grows me i only grow more powerful every i'm the opposite i start crying and become a shell of myself brendan i will feel myself fat and fetid lying naked on the bathroom no in your viscous hate brendan is true brendan is being true right now what we do is um we have like a frankenstein type lab and i'm the doctor and brendan is my little freak who's sitting on the table and instead of harnessing lightning i have like my phone pulled up and i'm just reading youtube comments and brendan is getting larger and larger and i'm

like this guy sounds like markiplier this guy acts like germa this guy sounds like markiplier and i just grow stronger ever to be fair it's really annoying when you just constantly act like germa and sound like what the hell whoa yeah i mean i need to stop i need to fucking you really need to grow up and get a person i'm a 30 year old man i can't do bits anymore i need to talk about taxes no more comedy no more gromity we've rendered a single centimeter taller. You guys fill out those TPI reports? That would be a really tall Brendan. Yes, sir, Mr. Market Player.

I'll have him on your desk by Monday. I have nowhere else to talk about this, but isn't it weird how in Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga, the Mario, when he talks, he always goes, like he's Irish, but he's like Italian, actually. I don't know, man. I've been thinking about that a lot. Almost as much as I've been thinking about how much I'm thankful for every top supporter on our Patreon! Thank you so much to Alan Diver, Art of Agin, Beer, Bland But Funny, Boo Poo Lou, Caffeine Addicted Chemist, Cheese Dreams, Chris Chapman, Dasul Burt, Delling City, Dreams of Ice, Ducky Madness, DX Studios, Eric Scott Gillies, Ethereal, Generic Phoenix,

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