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Episode Date: November 16, 2025

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We hope you enjoyed this episode of Please Stop Talking. I got a concerning text yesterday for my mom. It was, do you know Call of Cthulhu RPG? And I went, what? Wow, that is concerning. What? Why? That prompts the Malcolm in the middle, like Hal, like, stare gif, where everything goes dark.

It was, it was terrifying, but she does work at a home for, for, like, women who were abused. And so it was one of the people there was asking my mom questions about it. My mom was like, I do not know. Let me text my free. But it was terrifying to get the, do you know, Call of Cthulhu RPG text and be like, ah, what do you want? Is this what you want to do for Thanksgiving? I'm really scared.

That would be fucking badass though. Thanksgiving, dude, a Thanksgiving campaign with the family, bro? Brother, what of the turkey and tentacles, dude? Dude, what the hell? Inspired by your recent analog horrors, we have decided to run a family. After an analog horror, I'm running fucking, it's turkey time. It's kind of real as fuck, though. I'd love to play Call of Cthulthulahua sometime.

I just finished watching, like, a podcast to run a, like, a one shot. It was kind of epic. It's a fun game, and Delta Green is a really fun addition to it, but it do be a lot. It's, I find that game to be scary with how it's written, like, it's an actual fucking manual for being a boring suit. Yeah, I had that issue running a Call Cthulhu, like, session with my friends. we played for at least like a year and I'm not very good at running these kinds of things so it basically amounted

to five grown adults playing pretend I mean that's exactly what it is though I was going to pay. No but we completely disregarded the game we were just like all right did you roll nice that's how some people play once again you are literally just talking about tabletop I do. I always felt like there was something more

stringent with the rules but maybe I mean maybe I just need to fly. That's why I really liked up. Bluvenlens. That was really simple and fun. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. When it comes to RPG systems and shit, you don't have to listen. You can be a numbers guy. You can be a roleplay guy. I'm a very roleplay heavy DM where I don't give a shit about the numbers that unless like the, unless something funny is going to happen, nine times out of 10 when I like, when I GM something, I'm like, I want it to be just stupid and I'll care about the numbers as much as they matter. Yeah, it's more fun to be a goofy little guy and walking around

and being like, that I use my big sword of the big budster. Actually, Billy, it's more fun to play fatal. A roll for your anal circumference for me right now. Can you please? Bro, I cannot believe people mention fatal and being like, are you guys should do a fatal? Well, they mentioned it as a joke. Like, it's nobody serious about it.

I hope it is. I don't want to fucking. No, if you're a dunderheaded moron, you're playing fatal. Like, there are better. A dunderhead! Yes, bring that dunderhand. If you're a dunderheaded moron, you're playing fatal. But like, I'm not a dunderheaded moron. I'm a moron normal.

Well, more on parenthesis, normal. Not more on parentheses advanced, you know. It depends on what level you're at. Anyway, welcome to the podcast. I've been in such a tabletop r feet, uh, drought. I haven't played since May. I'm struggling. I haven't played since.

No, we played lately. But I don't, we played, we played for subliminal, yeah. We just did the last episode of subliminal, which now we can get to the real weird shit. I just, I don't, we never play. I never get to play normal. I should just run a side game, honestly, at this point, is I should just run a side game. Yeah, because I always, I know that you guys play, I think you, Mandy, and I don't know who else are playing vampire with. No, it's me and 10, me and 10, uh, court and John and Jian are playing vampire.

And then I have, I'm in a Mutants and Mastermind's game as well, and that character is a lot of fun. I love Imagineathan. And what's all of their addresses? Their addresses are 1-001 House Lane. You can actually find them by going to the Google, Corbyn. Oh, okay. Going to the Google. If you get on the Google, you can find him there.

I know you'd be looking on the Google. The Google can help you find quite a many of things. I was peeping through Corbyn's window the other night, and I fucking saw Corbin binging boobs. Okay, well, that's... No, he was not, bro. Brother, you were binging boobs. You were asking Jeeves for nipple.

You got to chill. Uh-uh, that's not true. That's not true. Asking Jeeves for nipple. That's a lie. Can you show me nipple? Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please. You're not even typing it.

You're just kind of poking your screen. You're like, come on, man. Well, that's how I imagine AI Bros fucking making porn is computer generate boob. Can I see brist? Can I see anime brist amuncula? Excuse me, jeeps, man. I see boobo. I love you, gork waffle.

Rock syrup? No. I hate that. Wow. No, the only thing I'd be looking up on Google is modern day Roanoke. Is that the guy from One Piece? Yes. Roanoke is the colony that disappeared with the Crackatoa.

Cracker Toa? Yeah, we literally Cracker Toa. No, no, you don't understand. It's real. It's back. You want to see the Zatsby from Roanoke? He keeps talking about Roanoke, and I don't get this bit at all, dude. Corbin, Canadian, Corbin, understand, Canadian.

Roanoke is a colony in the Americas that disappeared. It disappeared. It disappeared. Everybody disappeared. They were there, and then they came and checked on them, and they were gone. Yeah, but you don't. You don't tell Billy that. I was trying to build a city for Billy.

I'm sorry. I was running ogrey cap and I missed a bit. I just told him, what is Roanoke? Is it in North Carolina? And then I don't remember which state he said and that was it. I said Virginia. I'm genuinely surprised that like you don't know it. Because again, there is a whole season of American horror story about it.

I figured you would have maybe seen that. I don't, I haven't seen a lot of that show. And by that, I mean, I saw the first season. And I was like, oh, that's nice. I think 2018, 2019, somewhere around there. There's no fucking way in hell I would have ever seen that. That was like way past the prime of American Horror Story. We are so past.

That season's really good, though. It's like the one season I will go to that for. What was it called? I think it is just called Rowanoke. Oh. Because the whole, the whole, like, crux of the season is it's shot and presented, like, one of those like my true haunting like shows it like kind of jumps back and forth between like the reenactment like the actual film reenactment and then what actually happened I think

it's it's interesting I like that that's that's a bit more interesting than just making the same old conjuring esk yeah shit every fucking year Corby what do you think happened to Roanoke huh oh they opened the Zatsby's oh true yeah they just got one whenever I think of Roanoke I think of the you remember the family episode where a bunch of shadow demons come and grab Joe and then take him into the underground. I think that's what I happen to him. You're probably right. Wait, to Joe or to No, I think I think I think family guy Joe guy.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, that's fine. They just opened. Oh, okay. What do they sell there? Wait, Zaxby's. That's the chickens place, right? Uh-huh. Yeah. Fuck yeah, dude. And they've also got a storage facility. The shadow people came in and took all the Roanokians and made them work at the Zaxby's. The Zaxby's website crashed my Chrome. So you're not meant to see it. Charging virus is done.

You're not from the colony. I'm getting too close to what happened to Roanoke. Billy, Zatsby's disappeared in 1585. What? Zatsby's never existed. That's what happened to my Fizoleys in my town is we had. You just keep doing the twist from like, name around Elm Street Part 6 and in the mouth of madness.

This was never there. You went completely alone. What the hell? No, it does exist, you fucking liar We gotta get Chris Boers on fucking Rone Oak Does he have a book like a ghost book on that Because we gotta go, what the hell Happen to these freaking colony dude

Where'd they go? Dude, I brought the freaking magnifying glass out there, dude And I was freaking looking around, what the hell Is he from Minnesota? What does he talk like that? That's just the Chris Boers accent, dude, I don't know I don't know if you're allowed to ask that actually What the hell, brother?

It's not, it's not Minnesotan to be a different accent, brother What the hell? What is it? Oh, yeah, bud, fucking fucking ghost bud wandering through the winnowing grass bud i've been seeing fucking man-made horrors far beyond my comprehension bud i don't get them not scary they're scarier than a fucking moose they're just trying to be canadian so bad dude i don't fucking i don't fuck with i've been thinking about that grandma lately who was uh the guy who does video corbin probably knows the tictock grandma uh

where like the dude like photoshoped a bunch of pictures of her onto stuff in a walmart she goes god damn what the fuck what they got what the fuck what i think i'm sorry what the fuck of hell yeah she gets really fucking she gets really fucking piquette and i've been thinking about her in like a horror movie i think after her last pondering recording i'm just like what do you mean there's a fucking werewolf on the god damn what the fuck goddamn fucking war what the hell we had so many werewolf movies and me i'm glad this pops jena sorry i think it's funny that a person is reacting to a horrible situation like they heard like some bad news just like they're just angered by it isn't she like

to it on it like she they they make her read off everything yeah no that's what I love if she's too fake about it she's so fucking fake it's so fucking oh god damn what the what fuck do you mean that the entire house is fucking frozen what the fuck what what happened my fucking chicken tenders what the hell chicken tenders hot chicken tenders they're fucking put me in the fucking femur breaker what the godfair oh fucking god they put me a goddamn spring trap suit Michael help me what do you mean there's the fucking operator what the hell is this circle with an Extra, what the fucking goddamn slander man?

What is, what are you talking about anymore? I just watched Marble Hornets, the new episodes of Marble Hornets last night. How is that? Because we talked about that yesterday. It's the first time I got scared in a long time. Oh, really? I actually really enjoyed it. Was they like a miniseries?

No driving. Almost no driving. No driving. It's in all universe mini series where what if they never got hit with the operator and go back to the town? What if they never got their fucking driver's license? Yeah, what if they never got their driver's license? That's crazy.

It's got some really good jump scare. Marble Hornets babies. There's a lot of fucking driving in the original Marble Hornets. Mike, you say Marble Hornets Babies? That's the comic book. By the way, there's a comic book. Awesome. Like, actually babies?

No, I don't think it's Marble Hornets babies. I think it's just more lore. Yeah, lore. You know, we're in the age of lore. Horror, it doesn't matter. It's the lower, buddy. It's like, cool monster, but, like, how does it mind? Hey, man, I didn't really get weapons.

Like, what was the deal with weapons? Because, like, they never really fully explained the latest magic and weapons. Oh, I'm going to vomit. Like, why didn't they? explain her magic i i i bitch and moan about this all the fucking time where it's like not even just horror it's like nothing especially games can ever just to have a story it all has to be the lore i think the the one that always pissed me off the most was um a few years ago was really popular inscription did you guys ever play that oh i've been meaning a little bit i despise where

that game went what what happened at the end again i can't basically like is oh here's Spoiler warning, fellas. It's like, here's this creepy card game, rogue like, that is just, like, aesthetically interesting. And you just have a fucking weirdo sitting across from you. And then once you beat the first part, it's like, okay, actually, this is like a cursed game that was picked up like creepypasta style. And I think Matt Pat would have a great time talking about this one. And I'm just like, I feel like I played that game and I hated. where it went as well, but I can barely remember it.

I like the first section and then it gets to the pixel Pokemon section and I got the bit and I didn't want to deal with the bit. Oh, that's, I remember. Okay. Yeah. It goes further than that and it switches up the character, the creep across from you, but then I was kind of tapped out by the time I did the creepy Pokemon. Every creep was less interesting than the first one. I like the first one because it's like weird creepy mountain man in a cabin and I'm like, this is good. I like where we started. We need more creepy mountain man.

it's like it just had to go like but what is the back would you say you disliked it because it got two video gamey i don't think it was because it got two video gaming i think it's because it seemed as though it thought it was being more clever than it was uh what's the what's the family guy bit what's a family it insists upon itself i don't think it's that i because i don't think it's that i think it's you know doing whatever the fuck that means i think it's just some someone thought because he did this before his previous key was a pony island which does something incredibly similar um i mean it does the exact same thing yeah hey buddy have you heard of leudo narrative dissonance it's pretty fucking cool brother

i like it when the game crashes when i'm playing it that's why i freaking love undertale in any video game i get it off a itch dot i oh when it force crashes the game it's fucking awesome actually so it has like different sections is it a kind of game where you like is it like watching a show where like there's a certain stopping point where you're like it could it's good if you stop here or the first segment of the game builds it as like okay here's this creepy rogue like car gate uh deck builder whatever and then once you once you beat it then it just goes okay let's take a step back and focus on the you character and does like live action like bits where it's like i picked up this weird

game at a yard sale here is me playing it and it just does like every creepy pasta, like video game creepy pasta build up from there. And then... It's a meta narrative. You don't get it. It wasn't very scary. No.

It was not. I remember it being not really scary or interesting because it was just doing the same thing every other one of these things. I like the vibes. Oh, I like the vibes. That's like what I remember. I liked the vibes.

I like the cabins. I like cabins. I liked force guessing the safe code and then I squealed like a piggy. Oh, you are a little fucking guess piggy. I do. I do Puzzle Master shit. If there was ever a witty review of it,

it would just be Ben drowned and inscription choked. Wow. I can already see your video essay in my head. I can already see your arms folded, bud. I'm so sorry, it's all fucking over. I can already see the stink lines coming off your feet. I'm so fucking sorry. My arms are folded right now.

This is not even a joke, but my hands are very cold. And I have pit stains, and I'm hideous, and I'm a freak. I can already see the Outer Wilds T-shirt on you. I'm so fucking. I've yet to play that game actually yet I don't want to get into that game yeah because I feel like people are going to get mad at what I have to say so I'll just let them get mad at what they think I'm gonna get

it's okay you don't have to worry because Mike's already taken Mike's already taken fire right now Mike's already under fire did you already take fire yes yeah oh for that game for fucking for inscription yeah people like that game that much yeah I like the vibe's lot yeah dude my I gotta I gotta find this my buddy he like we always joke that whenever he uploads a video he gets the most insane people yelling at him for a complete nonsense and i i always thought it was like being too um to panicky or paranoid or whatever but then like i uploaded a new video and do i know them and is it who i think okay it's exactly yeah no they're their fucking comments i i looked at his new video and it was literally up for two

minutes and at the beginning of the video he it was a review of uh ninja guidance the new one And he says, like, code provided by, like, Xbox games or whatever. Like, it's just simple, like, disclosure statement. And so one of the comments where it's something the effect of, um, actually, it's Xbox Game Studio and you didn't even use their logo. You used the logo for GamePass. That's not a key distributor. That's just a platform.

It's like, bro, what are you talking about who cares? Dude, some YouTube comments are fucking next level. That's insane. It's like, people do forget that a lot of. lot of YouTube comments are where 90% of all of the population of um-actually human beings reside. The um-actualings. They're like, they're, they have a split.

They have a split between, uh, Reddit and fucking. Oh, no, I, no, no, Reddit is 10% um-actually people, genuinely. I, I don't know if I agree with that. No, it's well, it's because they're on both. They can use both platforms. It's the same, actually, it's all one guy. It's the same people. It's one guy. Oh, you invented, um, actually, brother, uh, here's the thing is I know

more about media property than you because I have a more personal investment in it, thereby making your opinions invalid and making me the freaking winner, brother. That's the damn truth. Sometimes I say an opinion I have and people get really mad about it. Like that one time I talked about Yarkoosa. Well, because people conflate opinion with fact. People complain opinion

with fact. It is a fact. You have bad taste and I have perfect fucking taste. And teeth. Well, that and like some people have too much of an investment in a certain property. So instead of like hearing an opinion and going, you know, I agree with you, but I disagree on this point. I have invested too much of my personal time, energy, and want into this property, and you saying you dislike it is a disparagement against

my very person and my very soul and my very being instead of taking it as like a, I think to be kind of bad, but I understand why it's good. No, no. I, I, that is like something I've talked about a lot with, with my friends is this idea that like the way that fandom has evolved, it used to be, I am, Michael, I am a like guy who happens to like, I don't know, Silent Hill and that's just like an interest of mine that's how it used to be now okay well i can't and i'm sorry and you're really putting me in a position right now um but now it's this idea that it's like hi my name is michael i am a silent hill fan that card carrying and if you get anything wrong like brennan said this is no longer like an opinion where it's oh you know uh i just didn't like

that thing that much it's i'm reading this as an attack on my personhood it's like what do you mean you don't like this. You don't like me? You want me to die? Is that what you want? The thing is, I mean, there's a fair amount of normal people. It's just you're going to get the vocal ones who are always going to be like, this is this media property has consumed my entire life. It is my entire personality. I've put too much stock and effort into it. And the second that somebody disparages it and the way that I disagree with, they have to die.

They gotta go. That's just a general like, and that's just how fandom has always worked. I mean, that shit started with Christianity. So like, it's, it's unsurprising. Yeah, it's unsurprising. One of the, well, I mean, rock go into the hole was the original fandom. Well, the original would be. be like Zoroastrianism, I guess.

I'd be looking at Corbyn's bumper stickers sometimes, and I do see Rock going to the hole fan 2005 on the back of his vehicle, so. Why are you looking at my bumper? I don't know, dude. Why you're so big at a rock going to the hole? Stop looking at my caboose. I like when I go to a hole. Like an anti-sisyphus here.

I'm just, I got distracted, to be honest, and I went on Facebook. No. And there's some engagement photos that someone I don't really know posted and they recreated. I'm looking at him and please stop talking right now. Oh my God.

That's a vibe. fucking forest gump is forest gump and the woman the woman is jinny and he's and so i'm like are are they implying that his wife has a why a fuck why does she have a fucking diamond tattoo on her eyes i just won't let you know laughing at someone's engagement photos he's banned and if you do it you're going to hell i'm just letting you know that don't why is there a feather near her bare feet and is he going to tickle her in the engagement photos no it's the feather from the the intro and the outro I don't remember enough of Forrest Gump to remember tickling feet in that movie

Well, I don't think the feet were involved Oh, fuck There's obviously the biggest question about this I think it's already been asked Does she have AIDS? But if she's Jenny, then Yeah, does she Like, if she does like

Magic Johnson lowercase Or is it like real My mom always said The life was like a box of feet You can tickle them But you can't suckle on them And sometimes it takes toes you got to get.

Why do you build? Don't treat that. Why'd you? I'll tell you something. I don't know. I'll tell you, Hank, as an army barber,

I do be suckling quite a bit of toes, mister. I just don't understand how that's like, how you announce your engagement is via Forrest Gump. I never knew that that was a thing.

People just going out, taking pictures and just to be like, we're getting married. I thought you just like took a picture of the fucking the ring and you. You know, she said yeah. They're doing it for memories, so then they can look through a photo album in the future.

Shmemory. Well, I just imagine it's like, you know, will you marry me? And then it's like, yes. Okay, so we got to get the cosplay together and meet me in the park in like two days. And we'll take the day. Y'all, we was trying to get Titanic pictures for the engagement photos. We couldn't get Titanic, the outboard motor done fell off.

So we're just doing it on top of the trailer. Hope you don't mind. Y'all, my wife really tell me. about Cinecta in New York. So we got the photo set all set up. We're just using box a carton of cigarettes to try to figure it out, but I don't really get this movie by Charlie Kaufman or none. My Noroy the Curse themed

engagement photos. Y'all, I keep telling my wife, I'm going to base our wedding on Atley Arise and we're going to be mixing potions and shit. We've got a bubbling brew gun on down here. I'll be mixing up shit. I'll be making devious potion to the bathtub, brother. I don't know. I'm still stuck on the fact that this is the love

story we want to imitate. Yeah. Honestly, Corbyn, I'm going to better or worse you. Better or worse than Joker, Harley Quinn themed engagement photos. Oh, I- Which Joker and Harley-Quin? The toxic one that everybody does. The Jared Leto one? I think it's worse. Hell, yeah, it's got to be that one.

I think, honestly, I think it's worse. Better or worse than Jojo Rabbit theme. Yeah, dude. My boy with the striped pajamas themed engagement photo. Dude, I was just thinking, like, dude, would be fucking badass to have a whiplash-themed engagement photo where you're bald and I'm drumming. You would think that I would be the bald one, but actually it's my wife. But actually it's my wife.

My wife is bald and baby, I'm drumming. I said, will you marry me? She said, not quite my tempo. Oh, no, you wouldn't do whiplash themed divorce photo shoot. Yes. Divorce shots. Let's fucking go. Oh my God.

We need that. I need to get a divorce so bad. Boo, get in here. Get in here. I hate your ass. We're going to have some themed photos. It's for the pictures. Your Kingdom Hearts theme divorce photo, your Sora.

Do you make Boo dress up as Zemness? No, Boo is going to dress up as the door to darkness. We do a Lion King, Kingdom Hearts fucking. He's Donald Duck as the bird. I'm goofy as the. turtle? Was he a turtle? What? Yeah. Well, that's a, that's in Little Mermaid. He's a little mermaid. They're just normal I thought in Lion King No, no

In Lion King In Lion King Donald Duck is a bird And but like a different bird Wait Because Sora becomes The Lion Goof he's a hyena We've lost the under 25 audience

They've already gone He's a hyena No look He's just a fucking turtle Oh I thought he was a turtle Oh they just reuse the turtle For Little Mermaid I'll just reuse it

All right What a low red series I mean he is defense That is a shield I just like, I just like had a moment of staring at this picture of low-res turtle goofy and it just fucking hit me with like how fucking crazy this looks. I'm posting, she said, she said nine. Oh, shit. Stop with Jojo Rabbit.

Stop with Jojo Rabbit. Oh, that has to be the divorce photo. Do you take the divorce photo when it has? happens or do you take it like preemptively? Honestly, I'm thinking about Slender Man style divorce photo shoot where it's just like the divorce lawyer's Slender Man, we have to collect his pages. Please collect my pages. Collect my pages to finalize your divorce.

You're going to have to collect my pages to finalize a divorce. Here's a flashlight going to the dark forest. We're taking these pictures. I like the idea of preemptively taking your divorce photos just in case and like you both agree in the pre-nup. If it happens, you post them. Yeah, I was going to say, it's when you take the pre-nob. I like that the lawyer is actually Slender Man, but he normally handles libel lawsuits, so he's called Slander Man now.

Oh, I was going to say, I like that Slender Man's a lawyer, but he normally just like does gay marriages, so he's at like Mender Man. Oh. Hate it when he gets drunk, though, because he'd be like, damn, I'm on a Bender Man. Oh. And then he gets bit by the E3 bug. He becomes an Enderman. I don't get that one. He didn't get the joke.

Just bring it back to me, return to Sender Man. Oh. You should have been following the trender man. I'm liking this He's been getting into doing 3D animations Call that Blender Man Last one before I fucking kill you He thought he was the king

But he wasn't actually the heir to the throne He was just a pretender man Trying to fight his new wife He's on Tinderman Assigned female at birth But decided to live his real life Transgender Man Thought he was a borrower

But he wouldn't give him any of money He's not a lender man I don't know that many words That's okay Always there for you if you need a shoulder to cry on Call him a Tender Man Man. No, I was going to do cash or card. I don't know. Call him Tender Man. Damn it. I like it. Legal Tender Man is way better. I'm sorry. Waiting for Carmen to be like, but what about

Chicken Tender Man? Go to Zatsby for that. Chicken Tender Man. He works at the Zaxfiz at Rona. He works at the Zaksvys at Rona. That's where they all went to collect the papers. They went missing trying to collect his pages. They wanted the ones to collect the pages. I'm sure Roneck wasn't like in the woods. I mean, most things were back then. Yeah, I think it was pretty unsettled. I wouldn't be surprised if there were a bunch of fucking Slender Man, like, A-U's where it's connected to Rono.

Grownock's such an easy one to connect to Slander Man. I mean, they left a page. Did they not, or did they write that side? I just wrote Krakatoa, I thought. Yeah. Wait, they actually wrote. Yeah, there was just a sign like left behind and nobody knows what it means. I thought it was like it carved into a tree or something.

Oh. And it just said Cracker Toa? Like Cracker, like the people? Well, it just said Cracker Toa. crack k r a k a o t oa i'd have to google it but it's like crackatoa what like the spelling okay we're we're screwing this up it's croatohan proa no croatohan croatowin i'm thinking of crack a toa from sponge bob yes it was gonna start squidward sorry sponge bob but i've already claimed the roanoa colony as my own

I was going to say like the writer's Squidward you can't take them They're people You think it was like the scene in Incredibles Or Mr. Incredible goes to type in all the passwords You can't post Incredibles Stop me thinking about that horrible

Incredible Mr. Gassie It operates in my fucking head Like the Akira meme The Incredible Mr. What? I'm fucking not telling you Dude, you can fucking look it up yourself I'm not doing that Is it in the same vein

As the Incredible Bowser Gas Yes, it's the same thing. I love that. Thank you. Did you see it? Did you see that? My roommate's door.

Did you see it? Tell us about the fucking Taco Bell, do you know? I really need to know. I really need to know what the hell that means. What the fuck? You just wrote Taco Bell AI hates me. Yeah. But in a tone that implied sadness.

I don't know if you guys have this at whatever your local Taco Bell establishment would be, but the one near my work, when you go up to the drive-thru, there's just like a little AI lady voice and she's like, hello, welcome to Taco Bell. Can I get your order today? And it's like, you could clearly tell that it's like an AI reading off of it. And it is like very weird because obviously it can't react like how a normal person would. So sometimes it will just talk over you. So it'll be like, well, I guess that is something like normal fast food. like staff kind of could do where it's like you're ordering a bunch of things like a bit of delay yeah to it all but it's like you'll you'll be ordering you're like okay get like a chalupa and a burrito and they'll go is that all and it's like yeah one one more thing ha ha machine's calling you fat bro that's crazy so that's my problem um is that i'm fat and addicted to food as uh ed would say it's it's the fact that i i decided i'm like i'm going to pick up a party box for my family and then just like to have for the next couple days and then what i would normally eat and so

i go up i order like you know whatever i get plus that so it's like you know it's a lot of food for what would seem to be one person and then as i'm like about to pull away it's like would you like to donate one dollar to charity and it's in this very like cheery voice this thing talks in a very pleasant voice i was like uh no i'm all right and then it just went oh Just doing this flatest, like, most judgy voice I've ever heard. I was like, they added. What? What?

What? So I was like, so my fear with the Taco Bell AI is that it thinks, I mean, it might not be AI anymore. No, I'm pretty sure it is, but my problem is. So the idea, like, at least the I have gained, is like, AI is basically an auriboros at this point and trains itself off of it. itself. Yeah. So whatever one AI picks up, the other AI are going to pick up. So I'm afraid that the Taco Bell AI is written into somewhere in its memory that I am

fat, gay, and poor. And then the other AI are going to think this as well. And they're like, oh, that's Baroquey over there. That's, that's joking. No, even better incredible bit is you tell it your name and it thinks that every mic is fat, gay, and poor. Actually, that's got, dude, does it ask? for your name for the order?

No, but you could tell it. It infrared scans you. But it's looking at me and it just like, no, it's not looking at you. You can't see anything. It's fucking text to speech. You're crazy. It's literally auto-complete.

No, I mean, there's the, there's the actual like camera that the Taco Bell has that like shows that there's a car pulling up is what I'm talking about. But it's this idea that like soon it'll be integrated into the visual feedback and like it pulls up and it just goes oh you're back oh it's you oh you got that dollar yet listen i would agree with you if it was any form of intelligence but you're telling me that the piss the piss told you oh like it's just piss it's all piss i'm like i'm not worried about the piss the piss well it's piss it's all piss it's just it's just piss it's just piss it's it's literally piss it's but it's like i i don't understand why it's very off-putting to try

an order from an AI. It's like, I don't understand why, what happened to the squeaky voice teen? Well, it's, I mean, if it wasn't AI, it's just, it's, it's just like a phone tree, man. It's just a phone tree. It's literally just the, oh, how can I help you today? Awesome. I just don't, I don't like them. I'm robots. And they don't like me. I just start yelling at one person, one person, one person, one person, give person, one person, you give me an orange. That's what I was going to ask, actually. What are, what are the limitations on an AI like that. Like, can I just start? Because Taco Bell already had to remove the AI out because people kept breaking it by ordering a billion dollars worth of water. Because the limitations on LLMAI are

set by human engineers and you can only limit it so much. That's what I was thinking. Like you could, you could definitely just keep fucking with it until it breaks. Like it's just an AI like any other. Well, it's like you can get it to do simple fucking things, but it's almost after having so much work put into it that it was a complete waste to have it in the beginning anyway. Like the amount of work that you have to go to set up the individual parameters to be able to get the AI to not fuck up is so much work

that you would actually save money by just having a person do the job in the first place anyway. I just love the idea of like going to the Taco Bell and fucking with the AI so much that I just make fast food Xerxes. I think about that chat GPT executive who because they scraped the SCP database it drove them insane.

Yes. Well that's that's one of my favorite things about AI. A robot got depressed? No, no, no. The like chat GPT executive because like the AI was telling it all of this like scary shit and like all this stuff that's like the government's hiding. It just turns out that it was like reading the SCP wiki. Oh, because yeah, because they scrape indiscriminately. So what was happening is it's this high level investor for chat GPTs started to get AI psychosis because AI was telling them they were going, the government was going to remove them from the timeline and disappear their entire existence. And people had backtracked some of the version. Biaj used back to they just decided to scrape the fictional SCP wiki of all of its pros and just stuff it in there. Which is awesome. That's so fucking awesome. I think the one thing that really does bother me about AI and like chat GPT and all that is just how like weirdly sycophantic it is where it's like it will just tell you whatever you, it thinks you want to hear regardless of if it's true or not.

And like if you confront it on it, it's like, you're right. That is completely wrong. and it's like oh well it was the uh it was really funny to watch them roll up the new one and then people got mad that it wasn't sycophantic and then it's sick of phantic again and they're like why why is it so sick of phantic it's like uh it's muriel ordering me uh they think it's people

it's mural with the back of cheese more cheese more macaroni they think it's people it's not people it's a fucking it's a giant block of piss that is people tweak it so that you get the right kind of piss when you type the numbers in and i to be fair I do like having the right piss at the right time it's all piss is there's a piss all the down that's exactly what i tell my girlfriend when she wakes up soaking wet his piss is piss all the oh man what the fuck hey he got scared in a minute it's all pissed all the way down it's all piss

baby oh brother carwin's only pissing because he saw me really tall and scary in the woods and he said oh shit it's the brenderman he keeps asked me to collect his papers and i don't know what that means you got it's the it's uh i've been i've been workshopping fin dom slender man calling people page pickies i'm still thinking about it it's been almost a month of you talking to me about Fendom Spenderman. I've been workshopping it a little bit. A lot of bit. Spender Man. That's a goal.

Today I was workshopping redneck witches. But I've been thinking about redneck witches instead of putting Ion there, you put Peps Blue Ribbon there, Bud Light in there. That's why I've been thinking about my devious potions, brother. It's just mixing soda at the freaking soda issue. Y'all, y'all, I don't need no blood from an orphan soul. Y'all, I got Mountain Dew. We good. It's been a good chunk of my day.

I do things that are very intelligent. I'm very intelligent. Yeah, you've got to have a really high-level int. You've got to have a high-level wit to be able to train this ogre cap. To train this ogre? I'm just making, I'm just making, I'm just seeing if anybody's listening in the audience, and then I just brain-blast them. It's the me when I'm a devious crow boy, and I have to eat all plastic.

I don't know where the fuck you brought me, man. Well, see, what I did was I brought you to the ice wall, and I showed the edge of the flat earth, and then I kicked you back down into your earth. I defend the ice wall. I like to think of it. at that video of the guy where he's like holding a frog

and showing him the different parts of a car. Like that's your, that's your alterator. That is kind of a good explanation of when, when Billy and I are talking sometimes and my brain just activates

on like the fourth dimensional plane and I'm just showing a frog parts of a car. It does feel like you're just picking me up and showing me parts of a car. You turn it back to and he's like, are you getting all this thing? Billy, I've done this to Shelby before,

but have you ever had boo pick you up and show you what the top of the fridge looks like? Yes, actually. That's awesome. But I had to ask because he didn't want to do it. He didn't want to do it. And I was like, do it, page piggy. I used to do that sometimes because I'd go over to friend's houses.

And I'd be like, buddy, do you want to see what the top of the fridge looks like? And I'd pick them. I'd be like, holy shit, that's crazy. Requesting upies from my fucking husband. It's filthy. It's always filthy up there, man. You got to do something about it. I just wipe mine whenever I pass by.

But mine also has a picture of, uh, my roommate James has a signed photo of Star Trek God, who is it Gauron, assigned picture of Gauron with a knife. on top of our fridge. Aaron sits above the fridge. That's where he belongs. Hi, Cowan. Top of my fridge is covered in cowboy hats. How often you on the radio

you'd be listening in the car, Corby, and you see her, I'm on the Shibusi, the tipsy song. I'm gonna be able to get tipsy. How often is that playing at the bars? Everybody in the glow of tipsy. And the bars are on the radio because I never hear it on the radio,

but I also don't listen to those stations. I hear his other song on the radio a lot. The one that sounds exactly like it. I feel really bad for that dude, Because I remember when he was performing I think it was last year at one of the Thanksgiving games Someone like tweeted the

Like they quote retweeted the announcement It just said I wonder what song he will play I really love being Iowa Radio anytime I get in the car with the wife That song is fucking playing and I hate it so fucking much I really really hate it I cannot stand that song Everybody in the club get tipsy

You're trying to meet your brother row And I'm just stop stop stop Anyway sorry Corby I was eating lunch with my mom And she just goes, have you ever heard of jelly roll? Oh no, not your mom too. Not your mom too. No.

Not our mom's into jelly roll, dude. And I was like, I was like, I do not like jelly roll. She's like, really? I love jelly roll. Oh, I love jelly roll. He's like, I have the heart of a lion. I have the eye of a tiger. I am 400 pounds overweight and I'm eating an entire roast.

Fucking hate jelly roll. He eats the roast. He poisoned my mom's fucking mind. Dude, my mom is way to an areaki and is listening to a jelly roll in the radio and she picks me up we go places and I fucking hate jelly roll I don't want to throw him into a big pit stick him in the jelly roll him up I'm gonna roll him up in the jelly I just want to fight him I just want to fight him I just want to fight him I just want to fight Is jelly roll the one that was in the sonic movie? Is jelly roll in the sonic movie? He plays a song for

the yeah he plays big the cat he plays big the cat oh my god he was in the sonic movie is a song called run it yeah that's what I thought oh my good lord he actually just infects everything like he's in he's featured on what feels like every song he's mom catnip and I fucking despise it mom's fucking love jelly roll where did he come from bro but you know he has a great story what is his great story

basically reading fucking minions posts in song form what do you mean he has a great story it's this idea like it's the thing I always hear people talk about people who like and like oh he just has like a great like rags to riches story and I'm like I don't care his music his ass. Oh, he has a rags to riches story as a human. Well, now he's not poor anymore. Yeah. God, he really does kind of look like 10 if he went off the deep end. Oh, yeah, no, there's good.

That's so mean. I, I just, I fucking, something about his songs where it's just, there's a creature in my closet. I can hear him rumbling around. The demons screaming in the distance creates such a humbling sound. Shit like, while religious freaks say I'm the biggest beast and that I've made it grow, when I spray this flow, I fucking hate his fucking song. I'm fucking disgusted right now. Was that real lyrics? Yes, that's from the song, Creature. Brennan, you can say things that just make my brain turn into pudding.

He's got a song called I Am Not Okay, and that's the one mom's like, because it's just, I know I'm going to be the only one. God knows I know I'm not okay, going to be all right. God knows I'm, that's it. All the lyrics are, I woke up, God says I'm cool. I'm not okay, but God will save me. but then he's also got a creature where it's like fucking there's a creature in my fucking closet dude there's a scary

monster outside of my fucking window dude he's one step away from doing the joke guest verse that JZ has on Monster have you ever heard that where someone expanded it where it's just him listing off different monsters I think yeah I actually

it just goes off for like three minutes it's like I don't think I hate many music artists like out the gate, but jelly roll is one that I fucking despise. I just I'm glad he had a wrestling match and had fun. Like, I'm happy for him on that end, but God do I hate his mom nip.

Mom nip is not, we should call it. No, you should not call it. Mom nip. It's catnip for moms. Jelly roll makes mom nip. Brenda, do you listen to yourself right now? He would also be suckling a mom titties, dude. Guaranteed his asses

on Milfile. Brennan, go to Ash Jeeves type in mom nip. Mom nip. You got to get out of her. God'll save me while I suck in mom nip. Got a creature going to get me a little tip. Oh, Brendan. Suck your dad, suck your mom, suck your grandpa too.

Suck your parents, suck them all going to suck that shoe. It's going to suck when jelly roll, like, hears this, and he hears how much you're disrespecting his name, and he's going to send the creature after you. I don't give a flying fucking. He's going to open the closet, the creature comes to you. The creature can come for him. I'm ripping its fucking head off. I'm stomping on the fucking ground.

I'm built different. Fuck the creature. The creature's not going to like that, Brandon. I don't give a damn about the creature, buddy. I got fucking words to say with the creature. Wow. I'm going to mental stunt that creature

until it fucking walks out thinking about the boo-bo-bo-boo-bib-el. I'm going to whoop the shit out of the creature so hard that motherfucker age regresses. Exactly. We're going to turn that creature to creature, baby. Yeah, well...

God damn. Speaking of aid regression. Oh, no. of the $5 in above tiers, you can ask us anything. Especially if your name is Jellyroll. You should give Billy money and then make Billy fight me for you. I'll defeat Billy. Billy can be your creature.

Brother, I'm going to be honest, if Jelly Roll listens to this and he wants to give me a few thousand dollars just for fun. Hey, brother, it's me Jelly Roll, famous music artist. Have you heard about God anyway? Looking for a creature to beat this tall fuck's ass? He's a God guy? That kind of, yeah. All his songs are about God Save Me, Christian.

And then it's like, I release my creature or do bars with M. or release my creature. He did bars with Eminem. He did do bars with Eminem. That's crazy, man. Rat Supreme asks, so you get to create a Lego set of the franchise if you're choosing, what do you put out in shelves for millions to buy jelly roll Lego set so I can buy millions of them and put them in torture cubes.

Oh, I would get a whiplash one. Oh, you could have JJ, you can have the Jay Jonah Jameson. You could have the J.K. Simmons beat up my jelly roll figures. Oh, my God. Dude, Lego dimensions die too quick, man. Not my tempo. More creatures. More beasts.

Or jelly more roll, not my tempo. Jelly roll is retired as a singer. It has become the beast master. A jelly roll says, my new song is called The Hive. When you open up the CDs, millions of bees. Hope you enjoy. Honey roll. He like lifts open his jacket.

It's like Candyman where he just has a bunch of bees living inside of it. Could you imagine it? You said Honeyroll and I thought, could you imagine if Jelly Roll is a honeypot for moms and he like opens up his fucking chest and he's an alien from like the Mars Needs? moms. He's just a honey pop to get more moms on to Mars. He's fucking,

he's Bancasura from Smite. Lego set of anything you want. Media franchise question. Or was it media franchise? Anything you want. Anything you want. Fuck it. Anything you want.

We change the fucking people ask things. See me after class. Like Lockheed Martin Lego set. No, just a functional gun. My would be Roanoke, and the set would be at B. It's just one flat green pain. This is Crohathon.

Oh, dude, badass. And there's a Zaxby's on it. Roanoke, and it's just a Zaxby's just a small Zaxby's. Oh, fuck. How big was Roanoke? It's like a normal colonial town. Like, it's, yeah, it was big enough to, it was big enough to, Enough for Zach's Bees, but not a McDonald's?

Actually, I think they have McDonald's. I have to Google it, though. Oh, my God. What about you, Miss Chena? What would you want a set for? A Lego set? Yes, any set. I'll be honest, I don't have an answer.

I was not a Lego kid. It's not in my brain. What? Sorry. What were you a kid of? I was forced to play with dolls. I just swing him by the hair and, like, throw them in. into the dollhouse or something.

That sounds fun though. I get it. Cornhole. Wait. Which one is it? Like, like, cornhole.

Cornhole with like Brett's dolls? Yeah, okay. Close the dollhouse like I was throwing him into the slammer. Oh my God.

Yeah. It's just like Sheena saw, it's just game over. It is slim the dollhouse on it. It's because like, it was like in a time in my life where you know,

I was like a tomboy. I was like, I don't want to play with these dolls. Frick, I'm a tomboy. man. It's not what tomboy's dude. I'm a fucking tomboy.

This not me, dude. Not about that doll life, brother. I don't want these fucking dolls, dude. What the frick? I guess I can try to learn how to braid. I imagine tomboy, Sheena, with like a Mike Tyson tattoo. I was thinking like one tear drop.

One tear drop tattoo. Dude, it's like, you know, you know the thing from like that Hunter where it's like love and hate tattooed on your knuckles? She just has like Taco Bell on her knuckle. I'm actually not allowed to get a tattoo I'll get the sound

I'll get my name freaking stricken off the wheel If I get a tattoo Damn Yeah It's because my mom is like The last time she lectured me about this Was when I went to get my flu shot And my COVID shot

And just last month When I get shots I get kind of like Woozy Like I almost faint So I had to go lay down And get them Yeah

I like really feel you can hate needles. I don't know. And so I had to go in a different room. I went with my mom. So she was like in the normal room and I went into a room with a bed. And when I came back, she was like, so why did you go into another room? I have to lay down and get my shot. You know, I explained it to her. And she was like, okay, I thought you were hiding a tattoo from me. If that happened, if that happened and we went to Japan, people might think you're part of the yakuza. You know what the yakuza do? They cut off your fingers. That's not a thing anymore, though. That's not a thing anymore. I heard that, I heard that now

days in Japan like there's a pretty decent tattoo culture with like younger folk like it's not they're not gonna assume you're part of the yakuza anymore she's a she's not younger folk you know she's been living in america for the past like 20 20 plus years you know she's like near 60 and also she's like kind of insane okay sorry i like don't know how else to explain her personality like she's just she's just got a bizarre way thinking that's like most boomers to be fair the way my sometimes my mom tells me shit and I'm like oh my god what are you talking about I can't wait to

be there in my life to be fair like dude you can just say anything you can fucking say anything dude it's crazy you can say some fucked up shit like I like jelly roll my mom is 47 so I don't know my mom is 47 she has no excuse to be

talking about jelly roll this much she's not even 50 I like I like going fuck you I like the idea of being old enough that you can say anything and people are just gonna be like I just fucking just old and don't listen to him I constantly whenever I think of like being old I always think of that

video there's like an old man who's wearing a shirt that just says soup eating fart machine he's eating a soup and he stands up and he goes I'm a soup eating fart machine I'm like that's where I want to be when I'm old and crazy that's badass

dude that's what I'm saying like the point in your life where you are probably at your happiness happiest is when you're so fucking old, you stop giving a shit. And then you're just farting and eating soup. This is my, my grandma. I went to pick my grandma up for lunch two days ago because we, we were like, oh, let's take, we got a gift card. I'm going to take my grandma out to lunch. And she's like, oh, I got to go change. And then she just ripped her pants off and walked a bear ass back to her bedroom. Yes. I was just like, Nana. Can we not do that? Just

there's just a point in your life. You don't care anymore. You're going to die anyways. Was it like, fuck it. Look at my ass. In my mom's case, she's just like, she's always been kind of, like, she has a very unique and extreme way of thinking, I'd say. I love her, but. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm kind of quivering at the thought of what she will eventually become based on what you guys are saying. I just want to stay. Not everybody's going to fart any soup. That might just be like Brendan. That's mostly going to be me. Well, no, I'm dead by 50. I'm not worried about it. Brendan's got some fucking farty, farty bum bum vibes.

That can't be true because my goal in life is just to stay like slightly more mentally there as an elderly person than Brendan. Just so I could like finally get the leg up just so you can fuck with them. Oh, that ain't happening, buddy. That ain't happening, buddy. I'm sorry. I got the, I got so much Neanderthal DNA when my mom took the 23 me test found out our family's in the 98th percentile for Neanderthal DNA. That's fine. I'll put you on the wheelchair, attach a Bluetooth speaker and roll you down a hill.

and that'll be our final moments together. I'm going to survive, buddy. That's a beautiful way to go. I love this idea that like any amount of brain poison you try to use on Brendan is immediately deflected due to his cromagnon brow. Dude, I have too much. I have too much fight. Listen, one, family has legacy autism, that autism that goes back generations.

Two, I have chromagnin brain. You're not breaking me, buddy. It takes a lot. A child of a fifth prestigious artist. Gotta understand that like my family got that penile strength that my uncle's appendix exploded once

and then he drove himself to the hospital when it was already exploded Well that's just badass What that hell? It exploded and he drove himself to the hospital, yeah Yeah, that's just badass My family is built fucking weird

I really gotta emphasize how much recording this podcast with you guys feels like constantly getting flash banged That's just almost me specifically it's because sometimes like other people are like totally like pick it up what you're putting down and I think other types we're just standing witness standing witness I don't worry about if

somebody understands what I'm saying I just say shit until somebody gets it at the mountains of Daniel it literally is like come on collect my fucking sentences understand that I'm mixing words crazy style and you're going to have to be fucked up enough to figure it out I'm bringing you up to my level. Pick up my pages. It's called I am the exalted one. I'm carrying you all with me atop the mountain. You are my boulder. And I am Sisyphus, I guess. Slowly but surely I am changing your biochemistry. You will understand. We've asked one question. Yeah, I mean, welcome to the podcast. Podcast just started, by the way. We got another hour to go. Honestly, you got worse once I got medicated because now I can follow a through line and it's just made things away.

I think I need to be medicated. You can follow a through line, but we can't follow you. So it's really a fucking struggle. Buddy, you're working on logic. I'm working on moon logic. I am the moon. I'm going to talk to my therapist next time.

Oh, yeah, so why do you need medication? Oh, you know, I think I've got an ADHD and stuff and also I got to understand my friend Brendan. I don't know what I think I said. Yeah, I got, I got transitive autism

from my buddy Brendan. I've been talking to the moon lately and the moon been saying some wacky shit so I need to be able to understand the moon. The moon, the moon. You don't get it. You don't get it. You don't get it.

You never get it. You'll get it if you read the Dasi I sent you, Sheena, 285 pages of moon logic. You got to follow through. I can't read. Sir Boreblo, Blisterstaff asks, if you were a caveman, what color would you be? I would be purple. All right, understand. I'm gonna, I'm gonna contextualize this question

because fuck you and your dog shit question. I'm going to contextualize it for our, for our hosts here. If you were part of a caveman style Power Rangers team, which color caveman power ranger would you want to be? Red. These are actually in Godhand. Yeah. These are the apeescape monkeys. Think about it.

Oh, Apiscape monkey. I picked the farting one. Wait, I like that question more. What? The farting? No, that's, no. You can't pick the farting one, buddy. Already picked the farting one, buddy.

Already rid. No, the fighting one is not, he's not a normal people monkey. That's a fucking, he's part of the fucking big monkey. Yeah, and I'm not a normal monkey either, buddy. Wasn't I just telling you about my genetics test? No, yeah. If anything, you are the most monkey here. I'm not true, actually.

The Anderthals are pretty freaking cool. Have you seen predators? Kind of a highly evolved life form over here? Predators. autism or are you talking about the one with the autism? I'm talking about the fact

that I'm a highly evolved life form you just wouldn't get me brother okay I see I see I've got a bad one are we doing the robot color what's the question have you ever had a dream that has left you so

so empty yet so fulfilled that it made you want for more after waking up that's the question now who asked that who asked that Brendan says a dream a dream

Brendan says a dream so what did you you say again? A dream is so empty, it's so fulfilling that when you wake up, you feel like nothing will ever be the same again. Last night I had a dream about doing my dishes. I had a dream about competitive laundry. I had a dream I was Spider-Man, but I was mad

about it. I don't really dream or remember what my dreams are. I'm pretty sure I do dream, but then I forget it. I'm not going to lie. The reason I bring up the dream is Corbyn was in my dream. It was the first time this had ever happened. Did he win? No, Corbyn was a referee, and it was a bunch of washing machines

and dryers in the middle of a giant sports field, and Norman was wearing a referee outfit, and then people were just, I was just, I was just there. I wasn't even participating. I was like outside of my own. It was just people participating in competitive laundry. You were just there to support the ref. I appreciate that, Brandon. Thanks for coming to my game. It meant a lot, looking up seeing you in the crowd.

I was, well, no, a spectator mode, like in a video game. I was floating around 10% opacity. I felt you. I was talking with Ferds like last week when we went to our wood sculpting class and fucking, he, he was, he told me that somebody told him about their dream. and it's like one of those things that him learning about somebody's dreams is Brendan it's your mini golf like he gets so angry about people telling him their dreams he was like getting really he was fuming mad about it I get what he meant I get it

but if I'm in it I care if you're thinking about me I want to know well it's because one of those things where it depends on how you contextualize the dreaming conversation I find is like how you how you describe the dream because dreams are so ephemeral and and kind of like, you know, personal experiences that unless I get really fucking weird dreams. So, of course, I talk about them because, like, they're usually layered with stupid shit happening in them. Like my Goku and Vegeta stress dreams that I had for, like, a monster rate. Well, that's a new one. I didn't know you had Goku and...

Oh, he's talked about that before. Yeah, I've talked about that before. Or they build a house, right? Yeah, it's... Oh, I do. Oh, I do. Yes. But they don't use their powers.

And that's the stressful part is because they don't use their power. So it's just Kakarot, more speckle. I got you, Vegeta. And then he's... just walks up to Vigita and hands him a big bucket of More timber. I need more lumber caccarot. I do get it though because

talking when somebody starts telling me about their fucking dreams it kind of pisses me off to an extent as well It's like it's depends because I'm like dude I don't give a shit what are you talking about? Go away because you lose the details in the dream and they all pass away within the fog and you have to hold on to the important parts anyways

and you're there and then we um oh god what happened and the and I'm like dude shut the fuck up. I mean, shut your mouth. When I was taking a nap earlier, I had a dream I was still stuck in Canada.

Yeah? Like I'd miss my flight and everything. And was I there? Actually, no. There's like an, don't care. Like unreliable, like taxi driver who like I had met previously and they didn't bring me to the airport and I missed my flight.

And I woke up and I had to remind myself that I am not in Canada. See, that's what I'm saying. I don't care. Because I wasn't in there. Shane was in it. Shane was in there. Now I really don't fucking care. I know, right?

I like it when people tell me. me about their dreams, especially the weird ones, because I don't have weird dreams. I have no between. I either have, like, cinematic dreams with, like, a plot and a, and a world that seems bigger than what I see, or I just have, like, just, like, normal, like, everyday dream where I wake up and I go about my day, and then I wake up and when I go about my day. The mental image I'm getting is, like, Patrick sitting on the, uh, sitting on his little seahorse and just, like, riding it for like eight hours. My dream is a Minecraft YouTuber. See, I only get sad dreams or crazy dreams and that's it. And it's literally there's no in between. What's your sad dreams like?

My sad dreams are I've lost a lot of people in my life, in my family, and usually in my dreams they're alive. And then I wake up with a sense of longing. That is a sad dream. And that's it. That's my grandpas or pets or other family, like my great-great-a-on. And it's just like I wake up And I have the dream and they're alive and we have a great time. And then I wake up and then there's just this sense of hurt. It's grief. It'll be how it be. It's grief.

Yeah. Grief is hard. I like to think about it like they're saying hello because I'm coping. Well, it would be like the, you know, contextualized for grief for me a long time ago was imagine like grief is like a red rubber ball in a box. And as time goes on, the ball doesn't get smaller, but the box gets bigger. And the pangs you feel of loss and longing are the ball hitting. the sides of the box but the box gets bigger and the balls don't get any smaller the love you felt

for those people or or pets don't disappear but the ball hits the side of the box and then you do a Minecraft like a Roblox Oof sound. I've got a good question that's here. Yeah. The Gumsul I'm going to assume that's how it's pronounced. Gm-C-M-N-C-L. Yeah, how do you pronounce that? G-M-N-C-R. They're a chat member

of mine, GMN-C-L. The GMC-G, oh no, this is not good. It's a K-T-T-T-T-L. It's the Just enough. It's there. It's right there. The GMNCL. Please.

Please, God. PSD is approached to make their own branded food slash beverage similar to Prime or Lunchley. What do you make and what toxic contaminants do they have? I would make a Zatsby jelly roll. I feel like that's toxic enough. It's just filled with piss. It's all piss. It's just all the way down.

It's not, no subtlety. Just piss all the way down. With a hint of mom nils. it's like it's like you eat it and you immediately feel like poison and it just forced you to go i am not okay and then you just fall over rubbing your belly the whole time you'd imagine he would sound like the whale no reason i let me tell you about my creature i thought it was beast is it beast or creature it's creature it's creature i thought it was beast like the mister fuck i'm trying to think i i the only thing i could think of was pstsd branded cradum drinks

i just collect my eight opioids fuck yeah what is a what's a cradom legal crack rathom is like a low level it's legal opioid that you can just buy it a gas station it kills people yeah it's an opioid but yeah how do you get legal crack because it's like low dose enough you talk to a plumber i don't know pstt salvia i used to have a friend in high school we start tripping i did have a friend in high school who's uh whose mom had a big box of salvia and her garage she used to sell it to kids what i remember being sold on salvia where someone's like yeah it's like smoking time prison well it's like one time i think i got laced with salvia it's not fun though i thought that uh roger the alien was trying to kill me from american dad because i pretty sure that i got

laced weed you can't keep saying that story this is i don't know how many times you said that was brought up i'm talking about the roger the alien trying to kill me story i just mentioned brother man there was a beaver i could feel the arbiter of my death approaching oh god it's roger isn't it Come, move him out. You said arbiter of my death, and I immediately thought, ah, ha, whew, what, what, ah. Did you, did you say one? I don't even remember.

No. I'm getting flashbanked right now. I'll come back later. I hate the current trend of all these things where it's like, everything has to be like lunchly, foodly, tastily. Like, it's the most generic. Like, we put L.Y at the end of an existing word, and this is my brand name.

And it's like, you're Mr. The Beast. You don't have anything else that you could advertise with. Like, you can't just call it like Beast Bites or some shit. Mike, get together with me. I got an idea for Cuntley later. We're going to be talking about this. It's going to be great branding. What you say?

Cuntley? Has it gone. Wait, I actually have an idea for, for a meal. It would be like a smorgasbord of random meats smashed together. And it will give you a perspective on historical items. I'd call it chumly. Trying to buy a Chumley at the Walmart, that shit got arrested. What you mean they arrested?

The food. Okay, can we please clap? I can't do it. For the actual, like, death battle in all time. Chumley versus Jelly Roll. This is a premise. Who's winning? Wait, wait, can it be death battle, but can it be power scaling without it being a fight?

Can we send Chumley and Jelly Roll out into the woods to collect eight pages to see who falls over first? it's like you have you have collected seven pages and the old man has entered the arena I'm gonna get you son of been taking him to get old rascal scooter I'll be down there chumley you better watch the sir more Rick Harrison approaches chumley and he's defeated by the creature is chumley alive Chumley's in prison Chumley's in prison who died uh the old man the grandpa the old man died The grandpa and the son who wasn't, the son who wasn't on TV Dying, I believe, for Pond Stars. Because I remember, I remember there was one time where we, we were asked to go to a convention and go sign shit and like meet fans and Chum Lee was there. That was too many games.

That was too many games. Like a few years back, Chubb Lee was there. We could have got in the fucking. It was the year that we fucking, Doug Walker pissed on the floor. Chum Lee was there. Chumley was there for that. I should have gotten a copy of Hayes signed by Chumley. I totally forgot that Chum Lee was at that convention, dude.

You shared air with Chumley. Shared air with Chum Lee and Doug Walker's piss. A Chum Lee credit card? What do you mean? A Chum Lee credit card? Fuck. I'm going to credit. Chumley credit card.

I haven't been able to see for the past hour. Just went straight blind. Sheena updating social media be like, they've taken my sight. Angerism is so dope, it blew my eyes out. Fart so crazy and blew both my legs clean off. I'm fucking, I'm hungry. Could we stop?

Yeah. I can't keep thinking about... No, I'll hold you hostage. Fucking chummelie. The forever recording. many games. The chumliification of the podcast will continue. I'm so tickled by the fact that I totally forgot Chumbly was there.

You will be forced to meet Chumlia conventions until morale improves. Bro, I, you know what? For fucking Make a Wish, Chumley's going to ask him meet me. I don't think I thought of that word. Saw this bit. He's like,

I want to meet that. I want to meet that gay cat boy from the podcast. On the make a wish, it says you want to play Nintendo, but on my sheet, I wrote, shave you clean, so, come on now. I want to make you bald before I die. I'm just imagining Chubly getting out of prison and stalking people with a barber

razor, just, I'm going to make you bald now. That's a fucking episode of Courage, the cowardly dog. That is just an episode of courage. Freaky Fred. Chumbly walking around and it plays the... No. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. It gives you a fucking estimate after.

I have to pee. I am Chumlee, and I've been very naughty. I got a guy for this. Let me bring him in. I got a guy that can wax your balls. Hold on. Let me get him. Let me get him.

I'm going to talk to a bald expert. I'm fucking crying, dude. What the fuck? He'd be a terrible make-a-wish game. G. Chumbly, yeah, because he's like a 35-year-old man who's in prison. He's in prison. He's not the idea that they bring you to the prison, like arrested development style to go talk to him, and one, he's now Jewish, and two, he wants to shave your bald right there. I want to shave your balls. That's my wish. Okay, let's clap.

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