Please Stop Talking - Paving Paradise | Please Stop Talking

Episode Date: June 27, 2021

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They're all like this? every single one. Yes. How long has it been like that? Almost a year now Christ. Yeah, it's been just me for a while since I put all you guys in the trunk big trunk How long did it take to get like that? Not long if I know anything about ads they're gonna be headed here We need to move come on you buying this. Yeah if I know anything about ads, they're gonna be headed here. We need to move. Come on. You buying this? Yeah, I think so. Good. Go ahead and hop in. I'll grab the skeleton box. We gotta get out of here. Alright, everybody ready? Yep.

Corbin, you there? Yeah, I was born ready. Alright. Three, two, one. Three, two, one. I thought you were born Corbin. Corbin these nuts. Oh. Oh.

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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. already you said you have an intro ready you said i was doing it my name is avery but you might know me better as shammy joined today by corbin and by lobby memes no that makes sense uh brendan and brendaniel shino uji david sir meow music and together we're unstoppable but you already know that we're pretty stoppable i'm not gonna lie oh that's not me for a stop recording corbin's gonna burn this whole fucking thing down just because you said that david oh fuck it's been so long since we've recorded i feel like yeah i'm also i'm also immediately remembering why we stopped doing the intro because then we don't know why we stopped

because we do not know how to transition into the rest of the episode from it i don't fucking know so like good covid right yeah covid bro it sucks go ahead david David. The stage is yours. We've been vaccinated. I just got my first dose like a few weeks back. I'm bringing this up because Corbin told me. Corbin did the same thing to the nurse. But I wasn't thinking about it. So like when I, she like took the fucking needle and she was gonna she was gonna fucking needle me but like before she did they they have like this list of things

they have to go through like are you um i don't know do you have diabetes or whatever are you pregnant are you canadian are you canadian the classic three things before you get vaccinated and she asked me if i was canadian she asked me well they they just go procedure what can i say the nurse at one point asked me are you immunocompromised but the thing is in french it's immunodepressive but like it with a french accent immuno depressive ew and i just said i i just looked at her and i i in my mind i was like oh dude i'm gonna blow her mind with this epic comedy bit and i just look at her with really sad eyes and i said no i'm just depressed and this old fucking lady that was going to jam a fucking needle in my arm just looked back at me and she was super confused and she had really sad eyes and she just said

i'm really sorry do you need resources for that that's the best response to that joke i know she's like an older lady what are you expecting her to like high five you and be like, I was like, when she said that, I was like, oh, fuck. Why did I think that would be funny to make a joke like that to a 70-year-old woman

who works in a fucking hospital? Who works in a fucking hospital? It was probably like a cry for help she was like oh my god this boy has no one in his life he can talk to he's talking to me as i stab him this boy needs the podcast i was just, dude, why the fuck did I say that? I didn't know how to save it. And I was just like, oh, no, I see a therapist. Don't worry.

I was making a joke and she looked at me and she was like, sir, mental illness is never a joke. I was like, oh, my God. How can I dig myself out of this so i just stopped talking completely and i just i just went back in my shell like a sad idiot turtle at least you got a response i just got stabbed yeah that's whaters called me a bleeder. A what? A bleeder? Miners called me a slur.

That's not true. That's not true. I wouldn't believe that. Corbin, please tell yours because it's fucking funny. I went in and they didn't ask me any questions, questions right i just basically signed a paper and then went and waited in a line sat down on like a plastic table or chair whatever you sit on and uh they are like okay do you have any questions or anything and i was like nope just stick it in me and uh uh i was like you know i usually get my shots at uh northgate which is our bar district

here but i was like oh well you know in the sake of health i'm willing to make a change and then it was followed by awkward silence as this old man just stares at me and says absolutely nothing and so then panicking i was like okay quick recover recover we pulled up a needle and i go oh man that one might not be big enough to get all through all this muscle, you know. And I flexed. And he just goes, nope, looks fine. And then stabs me in the eye. They don't get paid enough.

They don't get paid enough to deal with any of us telling the vaccination uh nurses jokes is the equivalent of telling cashiers jokes so i just was silent i feel like it's worse i feel like it's worse though right well volume of people absolutely because you're gonna get a ton of oh yeah getting that 5g huh oh man imagine that imagine the waves of that and it's literally like they're they're literally meeting new people every like five minutes that when you started bleeding you should have turned in the nurse and said so that means it's free right she was like she stabbed me and she's like oh we got a bleeder here and then she did this weird finger motion and then she just stuck a bandaid on it

and told me to sit down. I was like, what was the finger motion? Am I like in trouble? Am I bleeding too much? Are they going to get me for like trafficking blood? I don't know. This guy's got a suspicious amount of blood. You probably gave her a big fright. Oh, sorry, Sheena. Oh, it's okay mr brendan no i can i'm gonna turn you up by the way

because i think i have you quiet oh i think i've i've i just like turned myself down i don't know how to talk louder what were you saying sheena i don't remember go on okay so brinton i was gonna i was gonna segue from me uh being our uh corbin do you want to tell the story oh my god

oh no so oh my god context we just we all came Corbin, do you want to tell the story? Oh my God. Oh no. For context, we're all back from our vacation. Except me. Maybe you weren't there. No, but I was on vacation too. I was just going to say, I was on vacation too,

but I wasn't with you guys. Because I was not allowed to exit country. But you guys went to colorado yeah or come we weren't invited you left that pit out that's not true i wasn't don't lie about that that's so mean david david yes and oh yes no yeah sorry but corbin go ahead oh Compliment Circle Night, wasn't it? Can I preface this story? Oh, God, that was Compliment Circle Night.

Can I preface this story? I'm sure there's a way you can make yourself look good here. There's not. I was very, very, very, very drunk. And I will explain once this story has been told. You're probably going to think lesser of me anybody listening to this and i do sincerely apologize i don't even think david doesn't know about this no i know about it no i i don't know anything i told i i think the the first time i spoke to

brendan after uh you guys came back from colorado actually the first time i talked to anybody before when you came back was don't tell me anything or I will cry for not coming. Wait, that sounds bad. Don't take that out of context. We were all just sitting down and just doing one shot after another because we all haven't done a shot yet.

I'm like, oh, I have Chex Mix from the drive. I'm'm gonna go grab him really quick so i run inside and i grab checks mix and i just sit down and as brendan is going to like lay down in his chair he just goes checks mix and i go i go you want some checks mix buddy and he goes i want to say the n-word okay that took a fucking turn dude i mean everyone just like shot for like two seconds and then boat just started dying laughing what the fuck what the fuck i just offered you a snack i have to explain where my brain was at this point because i was i don't have a high alcohol tolerance and i was like seven shots and like two drinks in so i was basically

almost at the point of just falling asleep and when he offered me checks mix some synapse in my brain fire off and said what's the most offensive thing you can say and i thought i said it in my head but i said it out loud i did not say it i said that i wanted to say it it was like two minutes later you go did i say that out loud you didn't say it. It was like two minutes later, you go, did I say that out loud? You didn't say it, though. You just said you were thinking about it. No, he didn't say he was thinking about it. He said he wanted to.

It was like an errant thought. You know how you entered your head while you're driving? It was like an intrusive thought, and you just said it out loud? I just said it like when you're driving and you see like a preschool and you want to drive right into it but you don't because you're a sane human being i i just something fired in my brain and my lips and my brain got confused so instead of just thinking it i said i want to say the n word and afterwards for after about five

minutes i was like oh oh, no, Brandon. What the fuck? I think my favorite part about this story is that Brandon did not, in fact, want any Chex Mix. I didn't want any Chex Mix. I hate Chex Mix. So I don't know me. I don't know why he commented on the Chex Mix to begin with. I don't know why. We were actually, like, talking about intrusive thoughts while you guys were in Colorado.

My fucking intrusive thoughts are just like, what if I stole this lady's ice cream cone and licked it and gave it back? I just have that every time I go out and I see somebody slurping a fucking ice cream cone. I think what if I stole it and licked it and gave it back? And I can't stop every time I see somebody lick an ice cream cone. Maybe we were driving stole it and licked it and gave it back and i can't stop every time i see somebody lick an ice cream cone maybe we were driving oh sorry machina it's okay mr corbin maybe you just wanted ice cream cone have you what i don't want one i just want to i just want to do something fucked up and crazy i just want to i just want to just he doesn't want any ice cream he wants to say the n-word i N word. No, I just want to bother people.

He wants to have a Chex Mix moment. Yeah, I just want to have a Chex Mix moment. Awful intrusive thoughts are now called Chex Mix moments. When we were driving back, I had been awake since four in the morning and I was driving and we're just in the middle of nowhere and there's nothing to be seen on either side of the road and uh I thought both people in my car were asleep

and I just had a thought of my in my head I was like what if I just started putting straws in Joel's mouth because he was just sitting next to me snoring what and so I'm just like I'm just plain face staring at the road and like i get the biggest shit-eating grin and michael who is sitting in the back of my car goes yo what the fuck are you okay and i just start smiling and nodding my head like yeah that would be fucking terrifying as a passenger you're in the car with someone who's been

driving for hours on end and then all of a sudden out of nowhere caused by nothing they get this fucking ear to ear wide eyed smile I can fucking I can hear just Michael going like yo what the fuck

it's so much funnier I couldn't stop smiling though and I turned around and just looked at him and I go sorry there's a thought I had in my head you didn't act on it you didn't put a straw you tried to question it I told him to shut the fuck up and go back to sleep. I'm driving.

Corbin! I've been driving since 4 in the morning and it was like 12. Why didn't you do it? Oh, he would have choked. David! I'm sorry! He wouldn't have choked.

It's a straw. Is that a turtle? He's got a nose. He could have breathed from the nose. And through the straw, David. Oh, and through the straw, I guess. I forgot that

straws have holes. They're banned in Canada. I haven't seen a straw in so long, guys. Up your back, the door rang. I don't remember any stories from Colorado, I'm realizing. That was a kid or something. They found me.

Oh, okay. The kid found you? I'm confused by what David just said. He said it was a kid or something. They found me. Who fucking found you, David? I just had the realization that the joke didn't work the moment I said

it's a kid or something. The moment I said the truth and then I said fake. What? What are you talking about? Are you okay? Are you? David, do you want some Chex Mix?

Yeah. I can talk about how I got propane high. Oh, yeah. Did he? Oh, fuck. Yeah. I forgot about that. So I woke up pretty early and went down to like get we went down with a group to get food, came back.

Someone was sitting outside and they had these like heaters, these propane heaters. And I believe that it was either leaking or the flame turned off, but the the propane tank wasn't completely sealed so i usually like to go outside and sit in that area where that heater is um a lot because i'll go out there and just kind of chill out there for a couple hours read uh do whatever and i was sitting there and pretty outside it's just pretty yeah so i was sitting out there and i was starting to feel like weird i kept think i think i kept saying my face felt numb. I was sitting right next to the propane heater. You kept saying my face is tingling.

Oh my god. I was not feeling good. We were going to drive an hour and a half to another town for groceries, I believe. I was going to go with because I wanted to just kind of go on a little drive. I think there was another... Oh yeah, it was for the bean stream. We were also going to go with because I wanted to just kind of go on a little drive.

And then I think there was another. Oh, yeah, it was for the bean stream. We were also going to get supplies for the bean stream that Corbin and I did. Well, that Corbin about the delicious bean boys right again. And so I just felt really like nauseous and weird. I was feeling super out of it. And we get in the car. We're driving.

And after about like half an hour, I feel fine. I almost feel normal feel normal then we get back there's like a gas alarm going off later in the night um and we don't know if it's just something wrong with the the sensors in the house uh but then checking outside someone discovers that the propane tank i was sitting next to wasn't completely sealed so i had indeed for about maybe like 45 minutes to an hour been just breathing in propane fumes i just want to because you left this part out i just want to mention the propane high shit that you said when we were driving out oh vertical snakes yeah so we were driving out we were driving out to the to the other town and like right after we turn onto the main

road from where the house we were staying at was Brandon looks out the window sees a bunch of like fence posts sticking out of the ground and goes oh my god vertical snakes laughter laughter laughter

oh Brendan moment and yeah I was there's not really much to that story but I just felt like vertical snakes needed to be heard you got a really cool album on that little trip too because we stopped at a thrift store I got urban chipmunks

on vinyl and you got a really really neat one yeah it's not much of a story we went to a thrift shop and i found um i found a vinyl that's apparently worth 500 and i bought it for 50 cents fucking christ what is it uh it's a rare print or it's a rare printing thing from a uh um well belgian i kept on my brain kept on trying to say brazilian belgian uh woman the singing nun and it's the version that has the full like book inside the like album sleeves and it's also a broadcast only pressing of it not uh not a commercial one okay

yeah those are always more expensive those are fucking rare yeah that's what more importantly you found the jar of nancy more importantly i did find the jar of nancy which is i love the jar of nancy it's just a mug with a little cartoon hippo on it that's holding an umbrella and it says in spanish on it not the jar of nancy it says this is the jar of nancy and then inspired by that i've been hitting up local thrift stores because i want i want more weird mugs and so i have another mug right here that just says thirst no more bep i love thirst no more bep so fucking much who i i like to think that's out there put those in the yeah whatever i like to think that Bepp is out there put those in the whatever

I like to think that Bepp is still out there searching for his mug Avery did you buy the pride mug? did I buy the pride mug? how do you feel about gay marriage? what? what? what the fuck are you talking about?

what are you saying? is that just on a mug? What? What? What? What the fuck are you talking about? What are you saying? What is he saying? Is that just on a mug? Yeah. Okay, I don't know what you're talking about. How are you confused, David? You sent me a picture of a mug with a rainbow, and it's two gamers sitting on a couch,

and one goes, what's up? Oh, no, that. Right? What? That's merch from a fucking Twitter account. Oh. That'd be a great thrift store find. That would be an amazing thrift store find. I be an amazing yeah hang on i'll post it here

because it's a very good one honestly my new obsession since you started since you you started like uh doing this thing where you find like weird as hell mugs i've been thinking like about going to thrift store and just like trying to find the fucking craziest mugs possible. Oh, it's fucking gamer comics. What is it? Power up comics.

Power up comics. What's your opinion on gay marriage? As far as I'm concerned, all marriage is gay marriage. Good mug. I would love to find that in the thrift store. I wish I could think of shit that is as dumb as this it's so good yeah no um i've been i i've been i keep trying to find because corbin at that thrift store corbin found

the divorce shot glass oh which is oh yeah corbin do you want to explain the divorce shot glass it's just a picture of a buck and a crosshair and it says the hunt is over Samantha and Nick July 12th 2014 is that where we got the bean chalice as well yeah that is where we got the bean chalice you should maybe explain your bean

your bean oh my beans I don't think yeah I don't think everybody's just hearing bean stream okay use the shit like what the fuck so there's a there's a shortened video of it on my channel but i will explain uh i think the first or second night while we were getting very drunk um my synapses started firing and my brain worked for you wanted to say the n-word yeah it was yeah it's a checks moment what yeah I had a Chex mix moment. But I also thought, what if we did a bean stream?

And no context. It came out of nowhere. And I looked at Corbin and said, we're doing a bean stream. So I had to formulate. We had to go to a Walmart that was an hour and a half, two hours away. I had to buy a webcam. I had to buy a microphone. I had to set all this up.

I bought three giant cans of beans. Bush's baked beans also jelly beans we did regular beans with dr pepper we did uh we did uh bean juice and vodka jelly beans and vodka no you did not yeah you did not yeah bean juice and vodka yeah it was horrible it was that's awful you fucking are no no that's fucking gross david didn't watch the bean stream that's how i feel about it well and then regular beans and vodka as well not just the bean juice separated and then the special beans oh i bought a 12 dollar jar of beans that were like baked in molasses that were like it was like it was like 11 or 12 dollars and it was so disgusting that i had to put it in the bean chalice which is what the

the bean chalice was a glass with a bunch of crystals around it i threw it away right after no why did you do that because i thought that's the only way to break the curse uh i think also then we also make somebody made bean s'mores for us too at the very end chandler chandler made bean s'mores and then we had the baileys and beans oh we did have baileys and jelly beans though not regular beans how long was this fucking stream holy it's like an hour only an hour yeah and i had it in the hot tub section happened because i wanted it i wanted it to be uh me and corbin eating beans in the front and then people just going in and out of the hot tub without like recognizing that we're there at all when it quit quickly devolved into everybody that was there

trying the bean concoctions so everyone wanted to try the bean milk immediately after an hour of me eating beans ren just goes man i can't wait for us to collab again shut the fuck up i think when i was i was like walking around the place and I saw beans and I think it was the bean chalice, as you guys called it. And I was like, what's going on? We're doing a bean stream. And I stayed far, far away from the beans and i'm now a bit disturbed i can't believe my ears and i'm glad that i stayed far away

i don't know what would have happened if sheena had seen you eat the beans, she would think less of you. Sheena will remember this. I think I would just feel unwell. Just seeing beans in a cup. I felt unwell. We only used half a can of beans as well, so I just put the rest in the spice area of the house before we left. Yeah, we didn't just put two big-ass cans of fucking Bush's baked beans in a spice cabinet. That's a bean?

These are for whoever's next. A gift. I give the gift of beans from Bean Daniel. That's a good housewarming gift, though. You can keep beans for a while. Is that what you want from your neighbors, is you want a gift bag of beans? From my neighbors i mean that's not a thing here really like giving giving shit to your new neighbors but i'd like it

if it was like that i want beans corbin do you want to talk about your date oh yeah please yeah please have a date while you were in colorado corbin went on the corbin went on two dates in Colorado. What? Yeah, he did. Damn! Where did you pick them up? Oh, well, funny story. The second date, or the first date we met there, the second date I picked her up and she was like, how do you know where I live?

What? And I was like, in the car. What? What? She kept thinking I was going to murder her and it was probably because i was making a ton of jokes about me murdering her i feel like we're missing so much context just from these phrases what do you mean i mean it was a great date she let me talk for a really long time what i got corman what was the focus of conversation on the first date? The first date was I got to explain

all the three Spy Kids movies. And like halfway through the second one, I'm talking about Steve Buscemi and how I wish he was my real dad. And she goes, hey, I don't care. And I go, cool. So yeah, Steve Buscemi is this mad scientist. Is this real?

I don't know if this is real. It's real. You actually picked up... You actually... Where did you find these girls? Did you go to bars? One girl. Same girl.

He got a second date. Oh, he got a second date. He got a second date. Oh, he got a second date. He got a second date after he spent the entire time talking about the fucking Spy Kids movies, even though she told him she wasn't interested. Where did you meet her? Well, the first time we met at a restaurant.

Okay. Oh, how did I get in touch with her originally? Yes. Oh, the internet? Tinder? Yeah. oh like how did how did i get in touch with her originally yes oh the internet tinder yeah so i was i never surprised that must have been i i had never been on a tinder date before and i was like yeah i was like this is gonna be exciting so i was really nervous was it exciting or was it not what do you think i mean I gotta talk about spy kids on the first date exciting

and then the second date things got real serious and I explained both the cars I explained the whole situation with cars all three movies and how the second one's not canon she was like I don't watch kids movies and I was like that's all I watch. So let me explain

them for you so we can talk about things. Let me mansplain these for you. I wasn't mansplaining. I was just educating her. She must have really liked your smile, Mr. Corvin. She did tell me at one point if we kissed, she would throw up

No way No way She did not say that Did she Yeah she was feeling sick Oh okay I hope she's feeling better now It's been a while

She could be dead We don't know What the fuck No she still snapchats me oh nice oh really she still talks to you yeah i'm a great conversationalist mr corbin's got a lot of charm oh also so we sat down and i was like okay the chicken tenders here are bussing, respectfully. And she goes, oh, I'm vegan. And I panicked because I was like, what am I going to eat? Because I didn't want to eat food that was like, you know, it was rude to eat meat in front of her. I don't think they care.

Yeah, she didn't care, but I made her feel bad about it. And then I ordered chicken tenders still. You take a bite, you like oh like oh my god you wish you weren't vegan dude then i told her about my pet chicken and she got real uncomfortable you're what i have a pet chicken what tell me about this pet chicken you didn't know that no chicken joe and he's an absolute legend he He's named after Chicken Joe from Surf's Up. Oh, you're not lying. You actually have a Chicken Joe. He has a chicken.

Why would I lie about that? Yeah, he's trying to get that chicken clout. Why would you lie about that? Everyone thinks my stories are lies. I'm mad that I know who Chicken Joe is because of you. Who is Chicken Joe? Character from Surf's Up. Character from Surf's Up.

Oh, wait. Is that the stoner? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know who Chicken Joe is. He was in the Xbox game. I'm a gamer.

That's right. I have a story that so far, everyone I've told to has thought it was a lie. And I did tell them my date. Have you said it on? I have not said on the podcast. This is something that happened very recent to me. A fucking exclusive world premiere. World premiere.

It's called the poop bandit. Oh, again. Another poop bandit story. Again. Yeah. I was like, why does weird shit weird shit about shit happen to me no it's not you're i'm not saying that you're not the only one with a poop bandit story there have been like five poop bandit stories yeah it never ends what if it's the same person

what if there's only one poop bandit in america he's just really quick on his feet. He's very prolific. Yeah, he's prolific. He's a hacker and he loves the podcast. Meet the poop bandit. Hey, sir, I'm a huge fan of your work. I love your shit. Get it. I was at work. This is like a few days before we left for vacation.

I was at work and I go to take a giant poop, right? Yeah. Because it's my only time to be alone and sit down and just be happy at work for a few minutes. Oh, Jesus. And so I'm in the middle of pooping and I'm alone in the bathroom. And then someone walks in and they try and open my stall door. They knock on it. They knock on it. And the other stall's

open and I was like, oh, they're going to try and pull on it and they're going to be like, oh, someone's in here. I'll use the other stall. So I just don't say anything. And then he knocks again and I was like, what the fuck? And then he tries to open it kind of and looks through the crack and starts making eye contact with

occupato and uh he goes can I ask you a question? What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You can't do that. Maintaining eye contact, by the way. And I'm like, I'm not really on the floor right now, man. But like, sure. What's up? What do you need?

And he goes, can you please not flush? No. And all the air inside of my body just left. No! And I'm like, in the most like high-pitched little squeak, I just go, what? And he goes, can you just like please not flush? And I'm like, why? Mr. Corbin, flush and get out. No no no No

Please please please Please don't flush And I'm like what the fuck I'm like why I was like I really want to flush when I'm done I was like why can't I Flush and he's like I have a Mental thing just please don't flush

And I'm like oh okay i was like yeah not a problem man so i know i assumed it was the sound like the startle of like the flushing noise that was gonna like trigger him and so i was like okay i'll just like finish my poop obviously very quickly because he's been staring at me for a minute and, um, uh, and I'll, I'll let him know that I'm flushing and then he'll step out.

I'll flush. We're good. And so I finish up and I walk over the door and I'm like to like the stall door and I'm going to like kind of crack it open and be like, Hey man, if you want to step out really quick, I just, I just need to flush.

And as I go to crack open the door, he just like barges in and immediately immediately goes and just starts no no no and i'm like what the fuck um no i was like why can i please can i can i please just flush like if it's the noise that sets you off like if you want to step out really quick just so i can flush i'm much more comfortable with that and he goes no and just goes back to staring at my shit and i'm like i'm like sweating and i'm like i don't know what to do but this guy's just staring at my poop and i would have just left just leave just leave why are you doing this we're just both standing in the stall and i'm just looking at him and at this point another person's in the restroom and he's probably so confused as to what the fuck is going on and i just go why and he goes i can't poop unless there's already poop in the toilet

what the fuck what the fuck he can only make double deckers? I guess. What the fuck? And at this point, I'm like, he's standing between me and my shit. There's nothing I can do about it. All I can do is accept defeat, wash my hands, and try and go back to work. Accept defeat. What the fuck? And I had texted one of my coworkers while it was happening, like, what the fuck do I do? This guy won't let me flush and I walk back out to the floor

and there's like five people just surrounding the guy that I texted and I'm like did you see my text he goes yeah that's what we're all laughing at right now and then over the microphone he goes hey yeah so the poop bandit is back and I'm like what the fuck he goes. Yeah

Yes, isn't you you're not the first person. He's done this to what? and I'm just trying to like figure out what the fuck is going on and I'm kind of freaking out because I'm like this is so uncomfortable for me and I eventually kind of just stand there, i watch him leave he doesn't buy anything he literally came into best buy harassed me for shitting and then left and i'm like what the fuck is going on and then i go uh someone who worked at the front lanes at like checkout over the mic calls me like hey corbin your idol is here and i i start

walking to the front and as i walk into the front i pass by this woman who looks exactly like the girl from paul blart mall cop where is and i laughed at myself going i laughed myself and that looks just like the chick from paul blart mall cop and i go to my friend and i go what's up and he goes that was ritty rodrig, the chick from Paul Blart Mall Cop. What? The plot twist. Holy shit. Oh my gosh. You had it.

That was the second time in my life that that same exact thing has happened to me where I have walked past Ritty Rodriguez and in my head gone, ha, that looks like the chick from Paul Blart Mall Cop. And it has been the chick from Paul Blart Mall Cop. Happened twice. And then last week she came in again and everyone knew that I was obsessed with her and absolutely in love.

And she came in and she bought a MacBook from me. Did you ask for an autograph, please? I almost did. I didn't want it to be unprofessional though, but I was sweating so much and she could tell. It was her and her brother. Her brother's Manny from Modern Family.

And they just kept asking me about the new M1 chip. And I'm like, I know so much about this, but I was freaking out and just couldn't talk. And I was just like, this computer. And I was sweating. And I'm like, I know so much about this, but I was freaking out and just couldn't talk. And I was just like, it's a computer. And I was sweating.

And I'm just, I'm so in love with her. My heart is racing from the bandit part. And then it's the whiplash we got. Yeah. How do you think I felt that day? Literally five minutes ago i was like i was kind of just sexually oh my god it's the love of my life so much happened in like a tiny span of time i don't know i i i told my boss i was like i have to go sit in the break room for like five

minutes because i just don't know what's happening today. I just sat there and I just stared at a wall and I was like, what the fuck is my life? So he's not actually a poop bandit then? You don't know? I don't know what he did with my shit. He's more a shit architect. Yeah, he's just like, he's building the foundations. No, he's not building foundations. He builds over foundations.

He sets up the walls. Corbin paved paradise and he put up a parking lot. There's so many levels to that shit. I'm so glad to be back holy shit I can't believe the poop bandit yeah we were on a hiatus and then I got poop bandited and I was like I can't tell anyone this

for like three weeks so I told it on my date and she just did not believe me and she was like he was Rene Rodriguez so I gotta explain Austin and was like that's really Rodriguez Was she bored What's the outlook on the third date? Oh, it could the third date oh it could be any date it could be any date i'm saying you know she invited me to move to new york whoa what in boston what the fuck i did too you were so you were so stuck on the fucking you were so stuck on the fucking children's movies that you totally fuck every time she talked to you about something you were so stuck on the fucking children's movies that you totally fuck every time she

talked to you about something you were just thinking like dude i should definitely tell her about this little detail in cars the movie i mean she should wait till she finds out about the finding dory lesbians she's also convinced that i was like a diehard Republican because I was from Texas. Oh, you also dated a QAnon-er. That's true. Do you want to cut that? Do you want to cut that or do you want to talk about that or do you just want to move on, Corbin?

We can talk about it. Let's talk about it. Dated a Q&A on her oh you should actually you know you should talk about when you went over to her house and met her parents oh my god that was the worst thing to ever happen

I was so uncomfortable uh I went over there and uh was like eating dinner with her family and they were all drinking and everything. And I obviously like didn't want to get too drunk because I'm like these. This is my girlfriend's family. Yeah.

I'm going to try and look civil and not get absolutely plastered and start telling them about cars. And so we end up playing dom dominoes uh at like the dinner table and we're all playing and uh they were getting upset with me because i wasn't drinking very much i was just like sipping on like a few beers uh and so and they were like okay we're to make rules so you drink more. And I was like, okay, I guess. And then one of them goes, drink if you have a boyfriend. And so my girlfriend at the time took a sip and then she elbowed me like, you have to drink too if I have to drink. And her mom just goes, what? Oh, no.

And she's like, yeah, because like we're dating. So she's she's like she's like corbin does not have a boyfriend like if he had a boyfriend there's no way he would be allowed in our house let alone on oh my god and i'm just like what the fuck is... This turned fast. It was just fun playing dominoes, and then they're like, you better not be fucking gay, son. And, uh, yeah, it was like, it was a 15-minute conversation of them just, like, harassing me if I was hypothetically gay.

What the fuck? They were talking about all the stuff they would do if he actually was gay? Yeah. What the fuck? Uh, talking about all the stuff they would do if he actually was gay yeah oh fuck uh also anti-vaxxers by the way nice oh yeah it makes you gay it does that is actually true i saw that and then we go back to her house and she's like wasn't that fun and i not really. No, it kind of just made me really uncomfortable by harassing me for being hypothetically gay. And I had no way to defend myself because I'm not gay. And they were being incredibly bigoted.

And she goes, oh, they were just joking. And I was like, they were not joking. They wouldn't let you on the boat I would have loved we were going on the boat the next day and I would have loved to just hesitate I should have just stopped at the edge of the dock and been like sorry guys I can't do this

so yeah don't what the fuck don't date QAnoners they're not as accepting as you would think. What is this word? Oh, it's not even worth it. It's not even worth it. QAnoners?

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. On my second flight, because I connected through Denver, my second flight out of colorado back home um i sat next to a woman and i was reading a book here we go again and she well the conversation started because she was like oh is that is that how is that book is that good it's on my list and i was like yeah it is good i'm enjoying it uh this book was um i'm gonna i'm gonna bleep that you're gonna bleep the name of the book yeah okay psycho i just want to upset

people okay well it was a it's a good book i was i was enjoying it and so she and i started talking and um we were kind of like hitting it off a little bit uh talking about books and stuff or at least i thought we were hitting it off and we well partially honestly i think the reason i thought we were hitting it off is because at one point we hit turbulence and she grabbed my leg and she didn't let go for a minute after the turbulence stopped and i was like this is interesting and so we're talking and we're talking and as i'm getting as i get off the plane she got itself right behind me and i turn around as we're in like the little tube walking back into the airport terminal from the airplane like the little tube they stick out that

attaches to the plane and I go you know if you ever want to talk about books like I could give you my phone number or something and then she looks like she looks like kind of uncomfortable and she goes oh I'm married and I what the heck

for like a split second and because I had spent the previous 10 days just with all of my boys and I was kind of in that fucking headspace of like making jokes and because I was really uncomfortable and I wanted to diffuse the situation I went perfect

what the fuck? why would you say that? and then she just goes wide-eyed and she looks at me like I'm a fucking psychopath and I say, sorry, goodbye. And then I turn around and I think... Avery!

Yes, yes, yes. Oh, Jesus Christ, Avery. I think that's my favorite thing you've ever said. I think I just had a heart attack, dude. Fuck. I, I just had a heart attack, dude. Fuck. I, like, just, I, the look of, like, genuine concern and fear in her eyes when I said it. I was so uncomfortable. Fuck.

I was so happy. That was like diffusing a bomb with another bomb. Because that's how I would diffuseuse any kind of situation with all of the boys, and that's what mode I was in socially. You gotta take control with more awkwardness. You were in Mobus mode.

I've had this... I've been... How do I start this? i've i i'm not i don't usually have like uh conversations with people where they like haunt me forever and like they're like just haunting me dangling over me every time i think about it but this is like the only one i can think of and it happened in an airport and unfortunately it happened with somebody that's kind of famous online oh i know the story yeah i've never told this story because i'm like really embarrassing i am genuinely so

embarrassed by what happened but now i think about it it's really fucking funny because of how much of a schmuck i am so i when i was going to colorado like two years was it two years ago or one year ago that would be uh two years ago because we didn't two years ago because of covid yeah that's's right. Two years ago, I was taking an airplane to go to, well, Colorado. And it was 5 a.m. It was like super fucking early. I was dead tired. And I was just going to my airport terminal.

And I sit down and like a few seats next to me because we we were all like you know you're just waiting for your plane to go and everything and just a few seats away from me i see somebody that looks like woolly versus and i'm like is that woolly versus for people who don't know that's uh that's woolly from uh best friends play formally i guess and i'm like i'm like losing it i'm like dude this is is that really him and i i i was like i i never get like the fucking i never get intimidated by anybody but for some reason it's fucking woolly you know like it's like this guy that I've been like watching since I was super fucking young and all that. And I'm like, oh shit, it's wooly. Oh fuck. And I,

I muster up the courage. Cause I'm like, dude, I'm never going to see him again. And I'm never going to talk to him again, unless I go and talk to him. So I'm just like, okay, I'm going to get up and I'm going to talk to him. I get up, I stand in front of him and he just, the moment I stand in front of him, he, he looks away from his phone and he looks at me and he looked so fucking tired and he was just waiting for me to say something. And at that point, I don't know why I didn't just go like, oh, sorry, sorry never mind and just left him alone because he looked fucking dead tired i just go you will leave from super best friend and he he just goes yeah he was so tired i've never heard a man so tired in my life and and i i he doesn't say

anything after that and i i'm just like oh fuck what do i say i didn't plan this i didn't plan to actually talk to him i just plan to walk up to him and i just say i really like your work and he goes thanks man and then the conversation was dying alarm bells ring in my head oh and i said the the thing i told him haunts me to this day every time i can't i legit cannot watch anything with him in it because i just get embarrassed and it hurts i just look at him and i i don't know why but i point to his phone and i say i'm sweating right now just thinking about how fucking the eye dude the look he had on his fucking face and lily looked back at you and went perfect he looked at me and he was like look at that point he was like really nice but he was like oh that's great man i hope it works out and then i said no you don't understand

it's my job i'm fucking sweating in embarrassment right now dude he said that and i was like the moment i said it's my job i could feel myself dying inside and i was like dude how do i go away from this situation and he just he's just like oh what's your channel man and i'm like oh please stop talking and it's the channel name and he's like oh cool man and he like he actually went on twitter and he was like is that you and i said yeah and he said that's cool, man. And then he put back his phone in his pocket. I was just standing there looking at him. And I said, well, anyways, good talking to you. And he was like, same, have a good flight.

I went back to my seat and I wanted to fucking die. Oh, and you guys were on the same plane but that's not yeah not only that when i go in i go in first because i was in the uh the third uh tier or whatever i don't know what how what it's called third group i sit down boarding group yeah i sit down and then i'm like i'm still thinking about it because that was so fucking awkward. He looked so fucking tired. It was 5 a.m. And he sits down right in front of me for the whole flight.

And I could I just look at him play on his switch. And I'm thinking like, dude, he's going to remember me, right? There's no way you can forget somebody as fucking embarrassing as me no somebody go through all the super beast like podcasts that they have to see if there's no there is none there is none there is none yeah they're they're nice people they wouldn't openly mock someone for being a fan i know he's so nice but fuck man i'm embarrassed to this day david i'm sure it is not the first or last awkward interaction he's had with a fan in an airport you are fine no I know that said he

definitely remembers you he's dming me about it right now I legit I want I want to ask can I say wait can I say his name Shane yeah can I sayane's name i think so fuck it fuck shane if you can't fuck him fuck shane with hawaii oh i shouldn't say that then it's fine whatever it doesn't fucking matter i've called him shane on streams before like a billion times i'm sure it's fine okay shane foxcade actually has talked to him like once or twice and i'm actually curious if he could ask him if he remembers that because that would actually ruin me if he remembers that what do you want i would die it's haunting me it's haunting me every it's been stuck in my head for ever since it happens two two years ago

every week i think about it and i'm because i see him on my feed because I follow his Twitter. I'm like, oh, dude, what the fuck? Things only get worse before they get better. What does that mean? Huh? That means that you have to drive through the fire before you're past it. I have to DM him right now. Remember, remember, remember me. Just tweet at him publicly.

Hey, man, remember me? Question mark. Smile. You should just tweet. him publicly hey man remember me question mark smile you should just tweet i'm a youtuber and tag no you don't get it it's my job why did i say you don't get it it's my job that's the thing that hurts me so fucking much that's such a shitty thing to say all right but in my head i wasn't saying it like that but like it came out like that because i was stressed out and i was like panicking and i just said that i was like dude what the fuck did i just say oh man i don't know if this makes it like worse or better but i thought it was really cute when you pointed at the phone and said i'm a youtuber too because it's like i'm in there

it hurts me to my core it hurts me to my core to think about that just the that's the thing that made it more awkward though just pointing at the phone like look me up bitch try me bitch try me that's not even my attention i was just stressed the fuck out because i was like uh what's the word for that star uh star struck i was super star struck and awkward uh whatever that's my fucking beating woolly story dav David I remember every awful fan interaction he definitely remembers you maybe I'm not awful maybe maybe oh that's embarrassing

um one oh sorry Sheena I'm sure that he's had like at least a handful of them he's probably like he probably understands at that point right live in the same city that's why it's so awkward what if i what if one day i'm walking around and i see him

on the other side of the street he points at me and laughs oh i was about to say that sounds like a stress stream but i don't know if we have time to get into that right now stress tree i don't i i think we gotta do patreon questions i don't want to return to the brinda verse quite yet i'm not ready to go back to the brinda verse yet okay fine this won't take long it's fine this won't take long okay so i somewhat recently revealed to brendan because i realized i never told him about it and i went brendan will probably think this is funny and it was on a live stream i revealed to brendan hey brendan have i ever told you about how sometimes i have stress streams where everyone on the planet is you what yeah yeah it's uh i call it the brinda verse um

i wake up and everything in the world is normal but for some but it's for some reason in the dream it's a day where i have to go out and do a lot of stuff and every single other person on the planet is brendan and they don't have brendan's personality they just all have brendan's body face and voice and children are like not young looking brendans they're like scaled down brendans the brenda verse is horrifying the brenda verse is fucking awful um and i'll just be trapped there. And I'm trying to fucking... I think... God.

I'm trying to do my fucking errands. Run my errands. Get my goddamn groceries. Everyone's Brindan. Everyone's so much bigger than me. Everyone's so much bigger than me. I'm so small. It's so threatening.

Oh, God. Yeah, there's not really much else to it it's just I used to have more stress dreams ever since I told Brendan about the Brindiverse it's the only one I'm getting anymore the vibes

I'm sending you can't go to bed anymore it's just like the only thought you have is about that only Brendan I have a scary question to ask oh boy what's up machine oh no have you ever looked in the mirror in your dreams no i've never looked in the mirror during a brendaverse dream but now i'm gonna be trapped in a hall of mirrors in the brendaverse no oh god why did you do that, Sheena? No! I was curious. It's fine.

As long as your curiosity is stated, I'm glad I can live in a hell world every time I sleep. I think it's the best outcome if you're yourself and everybody else is just still Brendan. Yeah, but what if my reflection is Brendan? Because I look like I'm not big in the dream. I'm still my own height.

Oh, okay. You just have, you just have Brendan perception. Brendan perceptions. What? No, no, no.

This makes sense. This makes sense. I get it. Okay. Care to explain? No. Okay, cool.

Page round questions. If you're part of the, uh, $5. Wait, can you bend your arms in the dream avery that's never thought about it yeah see if you're part of the five dollar tier you can ask a question for the patreon q a jeff smith smith asked if you could change any one person life in a minor way yet objectively worse way who would you pick and what would you change? I would make, uh, change Avery's life so that every person is

Brendan. That's not minor! That's giving me schizophrenia! That's a fucking major, yeah! No, it's just a visual thing. That's sk- If I could change any one person's life in a minor, yet objectively worse way,

I would make it so that Corbin would start balding. How dare you? That's fucked up. Why are you mean? How dare you? Corbin's giving- Oh, I'm sorry. Corbin giving me schizophrenia is less like, oh wow, you're a piece of shit than me going, yeah, male pattern baldness.

I'm genetically less likely to bald because I'm a ginger. You're not ginger. Yes, he is. Have you ever seen him? He has very red hair. What the fuck? Yeah. He's just hot, so you don't notice that he's a ginger.

What the fuck? That just fucked me up. Brendan. Oh, yeah. I'm Brendan. If i could change anyone's life in a minor yet objectively worse way i would make it to where uh david anytime david talked about kingdom hearts uh it would a character from kingdom hearts would disappear from the collective consciousness of everybody's mind except for david's holy shit. Holy shit. That's major. That's major.

No, it's minor. It's minor. It's Kingdom Hearts. No, that's major. Kingdom Hearts, they're all minors. David Avery, you fucking took my joke. Fuck off. I thought that was smash. They're all minors everywhere. Fuck's sake. Gina, do you want to answer this

question? You do not have to. I've been thinking really hard. God. And I think my intrusive thoughts are like intrusive silence where I can't think. It's just like empty in my brain. Yeah. Here's a small thing. Here's a small thing.

I'd give somebody else an extra chromosome. That's a huge thing. Here's a small thing. I'd give somebody else an extra chromosome. That's a huge thing. The fuck are you talking about? I know. That's modifying their DNA. That's a joke. Oh, but it is, like, size-wise, very small. Yeah, it is.

If you think about it that way. David, just genuinely, um, actually, the Patreon question. Oh, no, I'm turning it. Dude, I've been hanging out way too much with Julian noodle, dude. Julian. Actually, you think about it. Chromosomes are quite small. Julian legit always does this.

Always. I can't think of an answer. I can't think of an answer. I can't think of an answer. I wouldn't want to do that to anyone. Unarmed Toaster, is there something about yourself now that middle school you would be shocked to know? I'm gay. That I'm alive. And married.

Oh, yeah. Married is a big thing yeah that is big here's a shock to everybody who isn't in the know and it's married I'm married now congrats

congrats but also fucked up it's pretty fucked up yeah we got married in Colorado that's what the bean stream was finally that was the bean stream yeah holy bean trimony i don't know where i was at in middle school i was like was i a person you're not close friends with dead mouse younger me would be so fucking like what the fuck you don't watch rooster teeth anymore

oh that's a good one rooster teeth is bad now some of the stuff they make is still good though paystream is a good podcast i think uh middle school me would be very surprised to find out that I still watch iCarly. iCarly is back, baby. Even if it wasn't back, Corbin would still watch it. Corbin's fucking playlist is Drake Bell. The amount of Drake Bell I had to listen in Colorado was more than zero. Probably more than ten. Oh, absolutely more than zero probably more than ten oh absolutely more than ten we drove we drove an hour to a different town

both like both ways and it was mostly Drake Bell Drake Bell and Big Time Rush oh yeah y'all found my Corbin's sex playlist is the entire is the entire Big Time Rush discography fucking pain

that's pretty good oh genuinely a thing that would surprise younger me this sounds mean but i when i was a kid i legit thought about i i legit thought i would grow out of it you're still playing video games when i was a kid i was my my everybody around me was like when you grow up you don't have time for video games. You won't play video games anymore. Actually, I play more video games now than if when I was a kid. Oh, bro. Bro.

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sticking out they got like really hairy like fuck fucked up legs oh it sounds so gross he was already had legs they don't get new legs with this question david no yes well i decide i say yes what do you mean you decide that's not what the hypothetical is call me uh what's the name of the guy with evolution call me that guy because i'm doing it call me charles darwin because i'm doing it yeah get him david david's darwin in it i'm darwin in yeah can i choose cars no it's not an animal. No, he can. I'll love it. Mechanical horses.

If David gets to add extra legs to Kiwis for no reason, Corbin can pick cars. No, they don't have extra legs. They have the same legs, but they're like human legs. Why? Funny. I would say if they were to be bipedal, the legs would be backed up a little bit

and the animal would be at a different angle. Yeah, that. What are you talking about, Brendan? Push the legs back on the animal and then twist the animal up to like a 75 degree angle like a Brendan elbow angle. That's not what bipedal means. What the fuck is he talking about?

What are you fucking talking about? Are you a psychopath? You can put legs on each and other side. The left and the right side of the kiwi bird instead of coming out the bottom. Bipedal just means it walks on two legs. Yeah, but make it more. What do you mean? You make it more bipedal.

That's not more bipedal. That's equally bipedal. There's degrees. You're straightening his spine. Yes, thank you. What? To make it more bipedal. There's degrees. You're straightening his spine. Yes, thank you. What? To make it more bipedal. Someone's going to draw a kiwi bird without scoliosis.

Approach kiwi bird. Who put the kiwi bird in the back brace? Robes is another good one, which is you have the power to put yourself in a major historical event that happened in the past what event do you go to and what do you do JFK shooting in the past yeah I almost commented

on that but I was like I'm not gonna be an asshole someone else to do it on what nothing I want to go to the the premiere of Ellen Ellen that's in the future that's in the future

oh we should have specified I want to go back in time to stop the shoot the the assassination of JFK yeah why it's so funny oh the assassination of JFK? Yeah. Why? It's so funny. Oh. And to the left.

I want to go back to the great molasses spill and just like, just like sit there like face first in the molasses, like drinking it up, having a good time, you know? I think it'd be pretty cool to go to the signing of the treaty of versailles hey can you change this from versailles to lobby memes so it's called the treaty of lobby memes just it sounds a lot better wait do we go back do we go back after or do we what happened i think

i'm assuming you are only there for the event oh well then i don't want to stop the fucking shooting i'm not everybody's gonna be like oh my god the shooting's been no they're not even gonna know the secret service is gonna fucking cover it up that's not even worth it never mind you only wanted to save jfk for so that you can have the credit for saving jfk yeah you're so fucked, you're such a narcissist. I just want to go back in time. I want to be at the event where the person ordered Thirst No More Bep as a custom mug.

And I want to meet the fuck out of Bep. That's all I want. I'm going to meet Bep. I think I have an answer for this one. What's up, Machina? I want to have an answer for this one. What's up, Mashina? I want to have a spacesuit and go to the moon landing. Oh, that's a really good one.

And go like, and just disappear. Get off the spaceship and they just see she's already there and they're like, what the fuck? And then she disappears. On the radio, you hear her go, and then she fucking does it.

That's incredible. Just throw a wet fucking... A wet towel on the wall of the space station and pop out. What flag do I put down before I leave? Put down the pride flag. Gaze on the moon. Oh, gaze on the moon. It's June.

Even better, they turned the set lighting off. I knew it. I knew somebody would make that joke. Stop rolling. Stop rolling. Who let her in here? How'd she get on this soundstage? What the fuck?

We're going to have to future ellen oh yeah and just say sup that's what he's changing in the history books you learned about when this fucking random dude was just randomly into existence at the trading of versailles said sup like leaned over his shoulder while I was getting signed. I was like, nice. And then fucked up alternate universe where people just show up at like, can I change mine? Can I change mine? Yes, David, you can change yours. Tell the cloud. I want to be in the podcast now. I want to be in the elevator

when the Square Enix executive pitched Kingdom Hearts to the Disney executive and I want to say, that's a stupid fucking idea. David's under your breath. That's so fucking stupid. That's such a, that's so fucking stupid. David, that's a minor historical event.

Sorry. No! That doesn't compare to thirst no more thirst no more actually do I want to meet Bep or do I want to meet Nancy I feel like Bep has a story

but why is it the jar of Nancy what did Nancy do like that sounds like a title she just wants to drink is it the jar of Nancy? What did Nancy do? That sounds like a title. He just wants to drink. This is the jar of Nancy. It makes her sound so grand. Yeah, exactly. That's why it's epic. I might change mine to just being, stealing off

of David's, just whenever they're talking about Cars 2 and the Disney or Pixar offices and just walk in and be like, not gonna be canon and then walk out who is that who was that who was that guy was that was that an intern what the fuck what does canon mean oh we should put a sentient canon in it cars 2 is saved you did did it, Corbin. Now it's canon. They can make it.

I just want them to know that they're doing the wrong thing. Corbin, what's your take on planes? Fuck planes. Oh my god, damn. Planes sucks. Planes is horrible. You've watched plane.

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