Please Stop Talking - Planes, Shame & Shower Doors | Please Stop Talking

Episode Date: June 27, 2017

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No, it did not. It it was okay hello everybody and welcome to the second episode of the please stop talking podcast i am your host avery aka shammy uh that i'm joined today by my friends david it's me i'm david hi kyle hello i'm kyle and cameron I'm David. Hi. Kyle. Hello. I'm Kyle. And Cameron. Hey. I didn't do a special intro for Cameron this time because I was very distracted by David behaving like himself. Oh no. Yeah.

So for anyone. Okay. I should address really quick at the beginning for anyone who listened to the E3 episode and thought it was like way too hectic and hard to understand because of us talking over each other that was just because we that was because we had a fucking stupid amount of stuff to talk about so this will be and we're new and there's latency because cameron doesn't live in a real country yeah and so it makes things a little bit more complicated one day i'll be on the map shouldn't be nearly as bad one future episodes not today hopefully not today today will also be terrible so strap right the fuck in for that one yep so david you're introducing the theme i don't want to do it

since we're going to be traveling in two weeks i thought it would be interesting to talk about travel stories and like vacation stories or whatever like basically when you were out of town stuff like that basically stories that you have from when you were not where you are wow i'm surprising i don't have one can you tell I'm incredibly eloquent in that I am a writer? You're a writer. I'm a writer, right? Yeah. So who's going first?

Did we decide that or did we not? You go first. Can I ask a question? Oh my God. Yes, go ahead. I was just wondering, has everybody in the podcast actually left their country? Like left the country that they live? Yes.

I have not actually been to another country. Kyle is a sheltered boy.thest. I've gone as Hawaii boy Well, do you have any that's fun story about the same country? That's right fun story about NASCAR. Maybe you want to tell um, I mean No, well, I but I did put on like 20 tablespoons of aloe vera I thought you're gonna say 20 pounds and I was like, that's oh that sounds like a story What did you do that doesn't sound like a very exciting story did you just get massively sunburned yeah by the way everyone kyle got a real a real microphone for the first time so you start air quotations i did throw air quotations for the Blue Yeti. Yes, I did.

I'm glad you could hear them. It's going quite well. Kyle just smacking his fucking desk with the Blue Yeti's shitty fucking mic stand. So let's get into the first story, which is either David or Avery. Or Cameron. I vote Cameron. I vote Cameron. Okay.

I can talk about my first story. This is like... First story. Cameron's a multiple story boy. I vote Cameron. Okay. I vote Cameron. I can talk about my first story. Sure. This is like... First story? Cameron's a multiple story boy. Oh my God. No. Should I set myself up for multiple stories? We'll let you talk.

Go ahead. Go ahead. So I had a lot of trouble actually coming up. I've traveled quite a lot. I'm a big guy. But it was very difficult for me to actually find any interesting stories. So like this one's kind of from when I, my first ever trip to the UK, which was back when I was nine.

So I, I went, I went to Legoland, right. And they have these yellow ponchos that are meant to look like, that are meant to look like you're a Lego person basically, because it was raining the whole time and like it was fucking horrible weather when i was there so like i'm a little

unlike the uk now i understand why you're saying it's an interesting story this never happens so like uh i think we got fuck what was it i think we got we got ice creams right and like uh yeah i was throwing the waste like there's like a little bit ice cream from my tub right and i was throwing it in the bin and i so i like for some reason i put like half my arm down the bin when i was like dropping it in and then i pull it out and there's just wasps all over my fucking that's what you get for so late in the track that's so like i pull it out and i'm like oh and i'm like i like

i'm holding i'm holding my it was pure terror kyle that's as scared as he gets pure pure childlike terror i'm sorry camera we're interrupting no no it's fine it's fine uh this is a bit of my story anyway so i've just like staring at all these wasps and then they stayed like clearly they see my my bright yellow poncho and so like all of these fucking wasps are swarming me and i'm like they thought you were the queen bee. I know, man. Cameron's new Twitter handle needs to be the queen bee. No.

Yeah, dude. No, it doesn't. Give Beyonce a run for her money, dude. I'm like, clearly I'm like, oh, this is because of the poncho. So I just quickly tear through the fucking poncho. Like fucking Superman tear through it. Like, that's amazing. I don't think, hang on, I have a really quick camera. I don't think Superman has ever torn off a poncho

because of a bunch of wasps. Because he stuck his fucking heart. Oh my god. So, I tore it off, and I got stung. This was my first time being stung by anything in my entire life. And I'm like freaking out. Like I'm, I'm, I'm like my mommy, I immediately go like, am I allergic? Am I going to die?

I like, I like look up at my dad. I'm like, dad, I got stung. Am I going to die? Then I, uh, I go to like the little Lego land, like hospital, I guess. Like they have like an onsite with the nurses and doctors. I go to, like, the little Legoland, like, hospital, I guess. What? They have, like, an on-site... Were the nurses and doctors... Were they wearing, like, big Lego people suits? No way.

Oh, my God. Did you just say yes? No. That would have been way better, though. They were all what, sorry? No, that would have been way better, though. I thought you said, no, they would have been way better though. I thought you said no they were all painted yellow though I go there and then they they spray some nice stuff on it and like get rid of it and they say I'm a

Real big boy for being so calm and not crying Yeah, I am I didn't feel like a big boy yeah i felt like a huge boy dude cameron's fucking huge don't fuck with him wait did you only get stung once um i yeah i think i only got stung once actually which is weird because it was like 20 30 wasps around about so like only one of them was like yo i'm gonna sting this boy i've never been stung by a bee. Apparently it hurts a lot.

I was looking at my waveforms there. Cameron, for a split second, I thought you were talking about yourself, and you said you're gonna sting this bee. I thought you were thinking that. I was like, take it back, Cameron. Cameron as a child was a fucking weirdo. He's a fucking freak. What a fucking badass.

I'm gonna sting these fucking wads give me a sec I got a superman first time I got stung and I was overseas as well and it was raining like Legoland was like my dream and not as good as I thought Legoland was my dream and then it became my nightmare do you now have like a fear of

the UK or Legos in general yes that was a little genuine is that what like bricophobia that's called I hope so i hope so well yeah is that is that your story that's sorry that's pretty good nice yeah

i guess i'm next yeah sure you have you have two stories right i do have two stories they're both just one well i mean one of them is one of them is not really a story it's just a dumb thing about my life that i did what did you do well that's technically a story so i mean i guess so uh i mean there's the only interesting thing is like stating what it was which is i once somehow managed to like finagle my way onto the french club's trip to france despite neither being in the french club nor taking french classes and the the teacher who taught french and was in charge of the french club didn't notice until we were at the airport and like we were like boarding the plane or not even boarding the plane we were like waiting for the plane to arrive and she was like who are you did you just look up and say bonjour not even boarding the plane. We were like waiting for the plane to arrive. And she was like, who are you?

Did you just look up and say, bonjour? No, I looked up at her and I said, amigo. No, that's, I mean, that's pretty much it.

I went to France with the French club because they couldn't. Did what did you pay for the yeah i pay i paid for the school but the school helped foot the bill like i didn't pay full price i don't know how that fucking happened yeah i don't know how that happened it just is a thing i did so um speaking speaking of france my story happened in lower normandy and uh we were basically it was also a school trip and we were like basically we left and how long does it take it takes like seven hours eight hours right and we left we left at 2 2 a.m to go to france so we got to france and it was like i i can't sleep on airplanes and it was like really early morning there and i didn't sleep it like i i basically didn't sleep for 36 hours. And I was really, I was a tired boy. I was like 16 years old, probably, actually probably 14.

And we were going to stay at a youth hostel that was basically a big, big castle that they made into a youth hostel, right? Yes. On the outside, it looked fucking like really really nice but then oh is this it yeah this is it oh well yeah that doesn't cool it was this wasn't wait i stayed it i stayed somewhere similar when i was in france with the french club all right wait was it everyone was everyone was was speaking uh uk english right uh no everyone okay because for some fucking reason because no listen for some fucking reasons at this place they were all talking in english like none of the the counselors because it was also a camp everybody was speaking english but like everybody in my

class is like french and barely speaks any english so it was like really weird and uh it looks nice from the outside but then you go inside and it's and the rooms are roughly the size of your body yeah and not only that it it is, everything is destroyed. Like, holes in the walls. Oh, yeah, that's a useful. Shitty fucking place. And so I get into my room. It's been like 36 hours. I'm really fucking tired.

I'm a sleepy boy, you know. Yeah, I know. Well, I guess I'm going to like, I'm going to go take a shower. I'm going to rest a bit bit and then i'm gonna go like eat supper so i go take a shower and it's like this is a long story yeah i knew it better end well i go take fuck off i take a shower right i put my clothes on the toilet and i go i go inside like i put my clothes in the fucking how do you say that serviette say it in french say that that's what you'd put your i'll put that just say it in french if you don't know the word for it on the toilet and then take it back don't do

that ever again okay and then i go into the shower i go into the shower and i realize the doors open like horizontally like you have to slide it's like two sliding doors i'm used to doors i'm used to showers being like fucking pod bay doors in Star Trek. They open vertically. They fucking shut the fuck up. No, they were. They were in my garage where I'm confused. I shower in a garage.

It's normal, right? They open, like, they're sliding doors, two sliding doors. So I opened the two sliding doors and I realized like, oh shit. Why do you keep saying it like it's weird? I've never seen sliding doors. Is it a normal thing? Do you guys have sliding doors? Yes, it's very normal.

Really? Yes, it's super normal. What do your supermarkets have? Do they not have sliding doors? Shower? Shower? Kyle shower where are you supermarket anything goes in France a lot of things happen in NASCAR what is happening in NASCAR anyways so I realized like the doors are

like really fucking bad but I'm like whatever I'm gonna go take a shower so I open these freak sliding doors these fucking freaky sliding doors and I just I get in you're a fucking freak I get in I opened the shower and like how do you say that the the showerhead

shower you just did it the showerhead has a hole on the top of it and it sprays water right on the fucking toilet and like all my clothes is wet and i freaked the fuck out i'm like oh shit and i just start like i start rustling like wrestling with the doors and like the two doors fell on me everything i like the part i like how you said it's so surprised that the shower head had a hole that sprayed water. That's what I'm thinking as well. I was thinking, what the fuck are showers- What are Canadian showers like? Like a Canadian shower is just fucking- No, on the top. It's just mist.

Listen. You're not listening, it's on the top and it sprays on the toilet. Yes, yes. Kyle and I were saying it sounded like you were shocked that the shower was spraying water at all. Yeah, exactly. And after the sliding doors conversation, that wouldn't, like, blow me away, if I'm perfectly honest.

So now, like, there's water fucking everywhere on the ground. I'm soaked. There's, like, it's just, it's spring water everywhere. The doors fell on me, so I'm holding two fucking shower doors, and I'm like yelling because like there's other people in the like superman i'm just like i'm like guys someone someone please help me but like and then i realize i'm i'm naked and i'm like wait don't help me wait don't be ashamed of your, don't. I'm ashamed of your naked body.

Wait, don't. I'm naked. You know what? Help when you're. I just. I just closed the shower. And I'm like, holy shit. There's water everywhere.

And like, I put back some wet clothes. And I take the. I'm like pissed off. And I realized that outside there's a big lake. Anyways, I'm like pissed off. And I realized that outside there's a big lake. Anyways, I go downstairs. There's a lake. But anyways. Is that incredibly, is that foreshadowing?

Yeah, it is foreshadowing. I went to the reception. I went to the reception I went to the reception with my two doors and I'm like the shower doors fell on my head why did you tear the shower doors off

I did not they already fell on me I just brought the shower doors he just fucking hulks off the shower doors no listen they already fell on me He just fucking hulks off the shower door. No, okay, listen. They already fell on me. The two shower doors fell on me already.

So I'm like, well shit, I'm gonna complain. So I just bring the shower doors with me to prove that I'm not a liar. You walking into the reception with just two shower doors on your arms after your dates or something. I go to the reception. No, wait, wait, wait.

Kyle, I'm picturing a fucking cabrakan from Smite. Yeah, exactly. He couldn't go sit him down or do anything like that. He had to bring him to the reception. I'm also imagining a like, a wedding reception or something, too. Okay, sorry. No, no, no. Okay, sorry. We're interrupting David. I come in. I come into the

reception, and the lady just, like, she just looks at me, and she's like, oh. She's like, she's just, oh. Why are all these people so surprised? Yeah, she's Cameron. What are these people? Actually? Yeah, she's Cameron. What are you fucking... Actually, the receptionist was Cameron on his trip to the UK

who was wearing his Lego outfit. And... You were the fucking wasp. I'm like... No wonder you said you were gonna sting him. Yeah, I would be terrified too if he was walking at me with two shower doors on. Sorry, I didn't know how these work,

so I kind of took them. This is what I'm supposed to do with these. I don't know what's happening. I'm from Canada. I'm like, what is this? Can I trade these in for a pack of cards? and i just go to her and she's like what happened and i'm like well i i explained to her like well the shower sprayed water everywhere and the doors fell on my ass and then she was like oh are you naked when this is happening? No, I'm not. I took clothes off. And I was wearing your wet clothes.

What was the, how did you get out of that situation? Oh, okay. I was wearing the wet clothes and she was like, okay, well, I'm going to send someone later. So I'm like, okay. And I go back to my room and then I like find clothes that aren't wet and I go eat. And when I come back from eating, the guy still hasn't fixed my shower. And I'm still a stinky boy, you know. So I'm like, okay, well, I'm going to go downstairs and complain again.

So I go back downstairs and the receptionist is just like, well, we're not going to, the guy came, he said there was no problem and i was like there's no fucking door there's no fucking the shower has no door i would love it if you still had the doors you're like i have them i brought the doors to you you know there's a problem the rest of the story is kind of illegal oh i take it back okay so uh charlie continue your story so i take um me and me and a couple friends were like what a bunch of fucking assholes they They're not helping me at all. And they're bullshitting me. Sounds like friends.

Yeah, sounds like friends. Sounds like what I do in that situation. What the fuck? We were like, what the fuck? The lady did not help. And then... You're suddenly speaking in a weird accent. Sounds French. Are you doing friends talk like that? and uh suddenly speaking in a weird accent sounds French

are you doing French talk like that yeah they're French they don't speak English oui oui the shower door fall the shower door they fall anyway I love about

French what I love about French is that French can be summed up with sounds. Just... We just lost all two of our French viewers. Go ahead, David. Remember that lake? Yeah. Decided to... Okay. I remember it.

I remember the shower doors in there. Wait, we decided to make a... Where's the lake going? We decided to make boats with the doors. What were the doors made out of? How do you... The shower doors, I don't know. What do you... The doors were made out of? Shower doors, I don't know. What are you...

The doors were made out of shower doors? It's like an infinite fucking loop of doors. The doors were made up of more doors. Like plastic. Like plastic. Okay. And we're just like, let's make boats.

And like... That's exactly how that conversation went down. That'll show up. That'll show up. boats and like Kyle this is Kyle this is fucking this is Chandler in France let's make boats and break into Chernobyl I just we go by the river and I'm like on the side and i just like okay i'm gonna put the first one in and i'm gonna step on it so i i put i put the shower the shower door on the lake and it just immediately just falls straight down what's gonna happen What did you think was gonna happen? Why did you think you could make a boat out of shower doors? Isn't it like a surfboard? Yeah, isn't it like- What are you-

David, have you ever seen a boat? Because apparently you've never seen shower doors, so I'm not positive at this point. Do they have boats in Canada? If you put a- I feel sorry. If you put a bunch of planks of wood, it makes a raft. You put a blunt on a shower door, you've got a boat, right? That's a boat, right? No, it's a raft, okay?

It's made of plastic! Plastic rafts exist. Not like a wooden raft. A plastic raft has to have like a fucking air pocket. It has to be concave, you moron. You're the dumbest person I've ever met in my life. Anyways, the shower doors fucking fell all the way down and the next day well

basically for the two days we stayed there we couldn't shower conserve it is there not more than one shower in this hostel it looks big is there not another shower it's a fucking castle but there's only one shower

okay we were like wait if you've never seen shower doors before when you the shower doors were gone why was that suddenly a problem isn't that a canadian shower doors in canada whatever i'm not gonna inquire i don't understand but i'm not gonna inquire it's there are doors in Canada whatever I'm not gonna inquire I don't understand but I'm not gonna inquire it's not worth trying to understand I don't understand how you kept the doors

but complained about there not being doors on the shower the next time you went in but I mean the biggest problem was not the doors where were you keeping the doors when the door repairman arrived? Yeah. Well, he did not.

This sounds like it's entirely your fault, David. You broke the shower. Then you took the doors. Then you threw the doors in a lake. Do you still have the doors? Yeah. No, I put them back next to the shower when I when i went from like i went to the receptionist i told her and she said wait maybe the repairman was canadian

i'm never telling a story maybe he looked at those it was like i don't know what they fucking do dude i really i really hope the person who owns the youth hostel is listening to this podcast right now is like that's where that fucker put them. And it's currently organizing a way to fucking get them out of the river. Actually. Oh, no. The same night we had Wi-Fi. So I went on their Facebook page.

Remember that lake? I went on their Facebook page, and I gave them a one-star review, and I wrote... I wrote... No doors. The shower doors fell on my sorry ass, but at least there was a Tekken 3 arcade in the rec room.

So you didn't shower and you just played Tekken 3? That's what you did in France? Wait, they responded last year. What? On Facebook? They responded last year. The guy said, he wrote, I'm glad to hear you had a good

time playing Tekken 3. At least now we know where to look to get back our lost doors. Oh my god. Oh my god, dude. Fuck, dude, I can't even follow that up. You're a fucking, you're a dorky. It's fucking incredible. It has, it're a fucking... That is fucking incredible! It has a fucking arc!

There's a character arc and everything! That's incredible! And that's how I learnt! Can we have a Can we have a podcast trip to the Stufostel? I'm glad you had a good time playing Tekken 3!

I'm just gonna send them an email real quick. Oh my god. Can we get some sponsors for the podcast? Oh my god. What do you mean, get a youth hostel to sponsor the podcast? What are you fucking saying? The only people listening to this are children. Yeah, man.

We got a lot of young people listening to the podcast. Maybe they want to go to a youth hostel that's in France. Yeah, exactly. Dude. A youth hostel that's in france exactly dude a youth hostel that's in france with doors that fall off it's the logical conclusion it's staff that won't fix showers when did you go to this youth but at least there's a lake i went in i went in 2014 so two years later they still didn't get their doors

they still don't have doors For that shower Two years later They're looking for their fucking doors Oh my god Are their doors just at the bottom of the lake right now? I'm guessing What are you asking me?

I don't know Well you clearly put them there, so... You had them last. Maybe it's like a fucking shipwreck that the lake is just filled with doors. They've stopped replacing them. Because the doors always find their way to the lake. I really hope... It's like Terminator.

It's like Terminator. Skynet always takes over. The doors always end up in the fucking lake. I really hope that, like, people who went to that youth hostel later, they just followed up and made it a tradition to rip the doors off every shower and throw them in the lake.

They're like, oh man, these foreigners are so good. That's hilarious. And they just started throwing showers. Yeah, I just remember. I love the idea of just like my favorite part of this entire story is David walking into a bathroom The shower sliding doors and just imagining him turning and looking at it just being like completely perplexed by it Once you slide them technology What is this technology? I just remembered something else. Actually, I remembered a couple things at that place.

Okay, go ahead. Two things. There was a cemetery there. Oh, no. Oh, no. There was a cemetery there. Are you a grave robber, Charles? No, no. I just... It's just that I remember there was a cemetery there. You a grave robber, Charles? No, no, I just, it's just that I remember

there was a cemetery there. There was just a cemetery there. That's not part of the story. Why would you bring that up? I think it's really strange that a youth hostel has a cemetery. Why are there all these drone shots of this fucking youth hostel?

I don't know. Why did they buy a drone instead of shower doors? I don't know. Okay. So, like I said, it was also a summer camp for I guess kids from the UK.

And they had like a bunch of counselors. And I got stuck with strange i'm sorry i'm sorry there was my counselor it was back in 2014 i think so he like the lol xd waffle rar phase was still going on you know the david aren't you the big xd isn't that what you call yourself look i'm the big xd i may be the big xd but i'm not la random xd raw okay why did you throw a waffle in there last time? Because it's random, dummy. That's the old him. That's the old David.

That's the old me. New David ain't got no waffles. New David is a pancake, man. Once he saw those shower doors, he had to leave the waffle bar. Change forever. Anyways, my counselor, like, I remember we were doing activities, like, playing soccer. And he was, like, a was like a really random XD guy. So he was like, oh, our team will be called the Rainbow Unicorn Cats.

And I was that was the best Nile Pyrocynical impression I've ever heard. It doesn't sound anything like him. What are you talking about? It sounded literally nothing like him what are you talking about that was literally nothing like him kyle do you think cameron sounds like niall do you think i sound like niall i just compare everyone to niall anyways that's my that's my story fuck you holy fucking shit oh okay well my this is gonna be like a really this is not gonna be like a great note to end the podcast on after all that whoa kyle's got his story i have

you wait cameron do you have another story uh yeah he does yeah he does camera spotlight's yours oh shit all right take my story bro no no no dude i don't have a story man i i mean i i also don't have a story but like kyle's fucking boring as shit i don't have travel stories dude do you have any other interesting stories kyle like fucking chandler getting lost in the woods on snapchat i don't know i mean what my, it's not important. I got my E3 notes, but, uh, Yo, so how about that Anthem demo? We lost all that on that podcast. No.

What if we just threw in Anthem right now? No, we're not doing a segment on Anthem right now, Kyle. Sponsor. Fucking. Okay. So I guess I'll just. Yeah. So Kyle knows about this story already i'm pretty

sure because i was i was talking to i was texting him at the time that it was happening because i was incredibly sorry i just remembered something else in france oh no what did it also have a dog park it's not relevant it had a dog park and we're like, whoa, these French people are crazy. Shower doors, dog parks, what's next? Go ahead, David. No, before I get into it, go ahead. No, mine is long again. Okay, I recently, somewhat recently,

visited California and I was hanging out with Kyle and a bunch of other people that i know there um and i don't remember this you don't remember this i mean i don't know which one it is yet it's on it's on the it's on the uh the flight back do you not do you not remember the flight back story it'll come back to me go ahead okay so i i so i i live in texas i live pretty far from California. So I was flying and I was flying Southwest. And if you've never flown Southwest before,

Southwest is basically a bus with wings. It's the equivalent of if air travel was public transport. What do you mean? Like there's a bunch of people in there and they all smell shit and sweat? Yeah, kind of. All the seats are like bus seats like that's that's really people seat any people can sit anywhere uh i mean they're fucking seat belts it's a plane but like it's literally a bus with wings strapped to the side

it does have wings it's the closest thing to it though because and also like it's incredible it's very cheap so you get a lot of uh like are there weird more weird people on southwest than any other airline or at least that's been my exposure to it so my first flight because i had to take i had to connect through dallas um my first flight which was the longest flight in my two flights trip this is fucking boring shit already no no my first flight uh i am uh i have to sit in the back row in a completely like completely completely full plane like every single seat is seat is taken and i'm the second to last person on the plane so i'm in the middle seat on the back row uh no i'm not in the i am in the middle seat i'm in the middle seat on the back row to my left is a man who weighs

roughly 17 times that of a human being i guess how many seats did he take one how many seats should he take two he was spilling out he was spilling all over me but he was not the only thing that spilled onto me this flight let me tell you and on my right was this man who did not seem to speak didn't seem to speak very much English um yeah

Kyle knows the story now and essentially after the plane takes off and the uh the the flight attendants they start walking around do you want anything to do you want anything to drink do you want a beverage uh and i'll yeah i'll take a cup of water uh the the uh fat guy was sleeping so he didn't get anything um he was fine but um he survived yeah no uh and then the dude to my right the uh the man who didn't seem to speak very much english i'm gonna call him ted ted gets uh ted gets the water and so the flight attendant comes and she brings us back um the waters and i start to drink mine and ted starts just slowly lifts his cup of water above his head and then starts pouring it on top

just slowly pouring the water on top of himself and then why and then immediately like like not even a minute later like flags down another flight attendant and is like can I get her and then he did that he did that several more times throughout the flight he would just at random intervals flag down flight attendants get a water pour the water on his head repeat ad nauseum until he was soaking wet i was also wet because i was sitting next to him and i couldn't like i couldn't get up because it was a turbulent flight like i could like flight attendants were, like, giving me eyes. Like, I'm so sorry.

I don't know what's happening either. Like, the flight attendants were like, sir, are you okay? Do you need anything else? And he's like, no, I'm fine. I'm totally fine. Just bring me a water, please. I'm very thirsty. Oh, my God.

Just, he just keeps on pouring it on his head over and over again and then all during the flight all through the flight all through the flight he does it the entire flight and this is like a i don't even fucking know like a four hour flight so i'm spending four hours next to fucking the blob from x-men and fucking aquaman it's a fucking crossover i'm in the amalgam universe essentially and that's a fucking retarded joke i'm so sorry no um the fucking uh he just and then okay the the thing that like made it the worst the thing that made it all like the worst most confusing experience i've ever had while traveling is that when the flight landed he gets up he just looks at me and he says i'm all wet and i was just like and i felt like i had to say something so i was just like that's what happens like afterwards the flight attendants are like i'm so sorry so sorry

and he just fucking like he just he didn't get a bag he didn't do anything else he just walked into the fucking herd of people getting off the plane and disappeared. I don't know who that man was, what that man was, where he was going, but Ted, if you are out there and you are listening, don't fucking pour water on yourself on an airplane! It's so fucking weird!

I thought I was gonna die! I love the casual plane talk he covered it up with. Just the, I'm all out of nowhere He didn't talk much because like I said he didn't seem to speak very much English Because the flight attendants would sometimes ask him questions and he'd be like Oh no Oh no just water

They'd freak out like David in front of a shower door Was there a wasp on the plane? Maybe he was trying to deter the fucking wasp I don't know what he was doing Because they were like are you hot? Do you want ice? Do you need air? We can bring an oxygen tank out

And he was like no just water And they just kept giving him water They wouldn't stop giving him water Even though they Because he just at one point they should have just said you've had enough water at some point they should have just yeah because it was like getting everywhere it was everywhere and at no point did the at no point did the other guy next to me at no point did the blob wake up at no point he was just i he might have died because he didn't get

up when we were leaving the plane either i don't fucking know man that was the yeah i can just imagine you like sitting like i just imagine him getting a cup of water and then like holding on to it for a few minutes just like so you're sitting there waiting in anticipation of like he wouldn't always pour it on immediately he would wait for the flight attendants to stop looking like they wouldn't see that he was soaking wet like they wouldn't see

like they wouldn't be able to fucking tell like they're like man this fucking guy is drinking a lot of water he must be sweating it all out I don't know what

he was fucking doing like when he was trying to fucking pull one over on big airlines. Like, I can't fucking take all their fucking water. They screwed over my family. My family's dead because of Southwest Airlines. I'll fucking show them.

Are we all wet? I was just caught in a fucking crossfire. That's pretty much it. That's my story. I have another story that I thought of. It's not as good as my first one, but what can you do? So this one's from the start of last year. Wait, start of this year.

So I visited England again at the start of this year um so i visited uh england again at the start of this year and i was i was visiting my dad's friends in brighton which is like this place in england and so we're going to do this touristy thing which is like the london 360 which is like a uh uh it's just big circle it's an xbox they don't have those in England it's the only xbox in London no it's a Brighton this is I don't know why I'm so aggressive

why is it called the London 360 if it's in Brighton that's not Kyle's fault I'm an idiot the I 360 I think it's called I'm an idiot. The... The... I 360? You tried. I think it's called... I'm trying.

Okay. The important part is the circle, so... No, no, no. It's a big stick with, like, a little hoop that goes up, and it goes up pretty high, right? So, like, I get... What? Oh, so we're playing basketball 360. No.

It's a stick. Basketball, but you have to do 360. How do I... I need to search this up. It's a big, elaborate London game of course is it like a fucking Tower of Terror is it like a like it like the circle Goes up, and then it falls down with it Cameron if you type one see British Airways I 360 is what it is Airways I 360 It's an Airways is it a fucking UFO Airways. Everyone at home take a moment to Google. Yeah, take a moment to Google this, please. Okay, okay. I'm looking. Okay. It's just a dome. Okay, so it's just a thing. It's a fucking dome thing. Okay. Yeah, it's a thing. It goes up high.

Um, so like- Okay. Please, this is going somewhere, I swear. Oh, okay, this thing. I get it yeah i get it so um i so me and my me and my dad and his friends uh we we get on it and we're going up and i hear i hear these like there's like these little i think 12 12 year old girls that were like all huddling together like they're saying is that who i think it is and they're like pointing over this this this woman i'm like i'm like wait what the fuck who is this for someone famous it was ariana grande no no they're like it's zoella no and then this one girl wouldn't

believe it she's like no there's no way that that's zoella and they point no no really it is and my dad's like there's someone famous on here and i'm like oh god no i'm gonna have to explain what this youtuber is and explain zoella to your dad sounds like you fucking had unprotected sex so explain this zoella so so it turns out as a youtuber zoella's a YouTuber. Zoella's a YouTuber. Very famous YouTuber. Oh, Christ, yes. So she ended up being on the same thing as me, and I'm like, oh, God, no. Two internet celebrities on one i360. What are the fucking odds? No.

I'm still trying to explain. So all these 12-year-olds start screaming. Was she vlogging? Yeah, she was vlogging. How did I be in the back of one of her vlogs. Oh my god you're famous! Oh my god! Face reveal! We need to find this.

Go ahead. So, uh, so all these 12 year olds start screaming. My dad's like, why are they screaming? Who is this person? And I'm like, oh she's a YouTuber. And he's like, what does she do? And I'm like, that's a YouTuber. And he's like, what does she do? I'm like, that's the thing. She has a camera and she shows people what she's doing in the day.

And my dad's like, why do people watch that? I'm like, you're asking the wrong person, dad. He's like so perplexed by like, why is this person like so famous? He's like, like but like if she was like a movie star i'd understand but like what does she do i'm like she puts makeup on her face sometimes and people learn from her and he's like wow good explanation dude but it was the weirdest experience like being around that like it must be hell for them honestly because all these people screaming and like crowding around them it's like oh you can't do anything are you not used to it internet sensation cameron you would know god damn it come on you know it's fine he's actually

just jealous he's only an international phenomenon he's not famous in australia he's not famous in australia don't worry that's the reason why i didn't go up to her. I was too jealous. I was like, how dare she have more fans than me. You didn't want to go and be like, hey, collab? We could have had

Zoella on the fucking podcast camera. I'm so sorry. You know what? Instead of having her as a guest, she sponsors the podcast now. This podcast

is brought to you by zoella yeah all right is that it is that your story that's the end of the song you saw zoella wow yeah i like how you told it from the perspective as if it was the girls freaking out about zoella when it was really you freaking out and you were like you're right you're right dad just let me do this I'll explain I'll explain my Zoella affliction later how to explain you freaking out about

Zoella to your dad good story do I have time for my story what do you mean do you have time for your story you already most of this podcast is whatever go ahead I don't care so in France same trip

I hope you guys enjoyed the intermission the youth hostel had front doors no no no fuck go ahead we went to Disney World Disneyland I don't know which one the one in france and it was at the time where uh they bought lucas films so there was a lot of star wars stuff

and me and my me and like five other guys bought but just full clone armors no full clone armor oh really how much was that way too much that sounds like a fucking big purchase is this like 5 by 1st like really good stuff no no no they were like cheap plastic shit

oh like Halloween costume style shit kind of anyways and we bought also like pew pew guns they made like pew pew pew and we bought also like pew pew guns they made like and we're like yeah we were running around uh disneyland just like shooting each other and shit and it was like it was all fun and we were running around disneyland shooting each other and shit it was so much fun that's every experience i have at disneyland that's the next day doesn't understand shower doors or disneyland the next day we left to go to another hotel in paris so when we get there for some reason we all decided to put our clone armor like outfits under our real clothes

what? wait wait you're a fucking freak you're a freak dude you're a fucking freak dude we can't condone that on this podcast you're a fucking freak

viewer discretion is advised no I think when we were no go ahead when we were... Yes, no, go ahead. No, it's fine. Okay, when we were in the hotel lobby, we put on our masks, we just, like, kicked luggage on the ground

and made, like, barricades, and we started shooting each other in the fucking hotel lobby. Anyways, it did not last. And you were 18? I was sick. I was like 15 16 okay completely different age yeah

you're not a freak I'm not a fucking freak dude anyways I've already seen a shower door it didn't last long why did you put them on under your clothes? Did you like rip off your... Did you Superman your clothes?

Yeah, I mean, kind of. Did you ruin your clothes? It sounds like you ruined them. No? At least you didn't ruin your clothes. I didn't ruin them. It was just boys having boys fun. Boys having boys.

Oh, boy, that sounded wrong. It was just a bunch of boys having boys. It was just a bunch of boys having boys. Boys will have boys, you know. I think it's time to stop. I think it's time to stop the podcast. Yeah, that was a good length. Yeah.

Thank you everyone for, oh, we need to fucking plug everything. Yeah. Start with you. Okay. I mean, cause I've, I'll, I'll just plug all my shit. Okay. Uh, if you want to fucking subscribe to me on YouTube on my main channel, it's youtube.com slash Shammy TV.

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I was like oh I should buy that can we please let Kyle plug his stuff can we please let Kyle plug his shit so we can end this fucking podcast

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it's about it's about the fans it's about the fans it's about the fans