Please Stop Talking - Please Stop Talking Goofs and Bloops 2017

Episode Date: February 16, 2018

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But he told me not to say that! No, I didn't! Hang on a second. He told you what to say. It's nothing like the movie. Thank God. Wow. There we go. Perfect.

Almost perfect. David laughed. I can't believe we did it on the first try. Amazing. Die. Sound effect, I don't know. What the fuck? Yo, he's just writing a song right now. It's all on the KC, right? song right now it's what are we doing Yes, David. Do it again. Do it again. Do it again. Do it again.

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Phoenix Wright. Which song? Hang on. You can come. It was called Coffee Something? Coffee Something? I found it. Okay. You found it. It's called Coffee Something. Coffee Something? I found it. Okay.

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I clicked it. Okay, delete it. Yeah. See? Yeah, see? I just loop that and the fire and rain noises and just... Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Right?

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Is this your creative process? Is this why you upload so infrequently? Oh, dude, recording the first half of my vids is hell. I take so long. Okay. David, you're not muted. It's okay, I won't laugh. Okay. Okay, I lied you're not muted. It's okay, I won't laugh. Okay.

Okay, I lied, I'm muted. Fucking let's get it! Holy shit! We did it! Oh my god. It only took you 10 minutes. It took you 3 different parts in 10 minutes. Hi Jim, hi! Alright, are we ready? I recommend this teapot!

I recommend this teapot! Hey, my name's Cameron and welcome to uh, eSports Weekly Hey, my name is Jacob Jacob McWhoWho and I'm his partner in crime Is that, is that your

uh, is that your Jake impression? No, I'm Jacob McWho-Who Fuck is doing the ad read is it David? I vote David. You can't even damn it. All right I was gonna recommend a book. I don't even stop swearing. We're doing the ad read not even yet, though I'm allowed to swear before it fuck cunt shit head That's PST part i have this tea this tea and it's like blueberry muffin tea and it tastes way too much like blueberry tea and it's distracting me now yeah it's like it's like i'm drinking a sponsored by audible if you guys would stop talking halfway through like I was I was continuing it but goddammit

I recommend American Gods. Whoa, damn it is a swear. It's a swear. Alright, we have to start over. Start over. You know the notes? I have to look I have to let me figure out how I intro them first. I'll do it You're gonna no absolutely not. I don't want people to click off Why? Holy shit. I don't want people to click off. Cool. Holy shit.

What do we want? I don't know what I want. Wait, it's Halloween. Oh wait, can you change it? Do something spooky. Change the sound to something spooky. Change it to ghosts. Change it to the Oregon. Yeah, the Oregon, Oregon, Oregon, Oregon.

The state of Oregon. Yeah, the Oregon, Oregon, Oregon, Oregon. The state of Oregon. Oh, my ears! Fuck! Oh, my God. That sounded bassy. That sounded like actual pain. It's all the time. Cameron, play your fucking intro.

You guys are all talking. I'm just waiting. Are you ready? Wait, so who's saying it? Me! Okay, sure. Do a spooky voice. I'm gonna give you something spooky.

Have fun! End it on have fun, end it on have fun. How good, how good? Let's do a- let's do a- let's do a re-sync at the end, okay? Have fun. Okay. One, two, three. Oh, one, two, three.

Why did you do it again? That didn't work. What the fuck? Okay. One, two, three. Okay. Ready? One, two, three. Are we good? Are we doing it again? I should count again.

One, two, three. I should count again. Stop. What the fuck? David! I'm kidding. We're fine. It's for your treatment. David, are you fuck? David are you ready to clap David am I ready to clap? Are you ready for the clap sync David? I was do I need should I get a like a clap board will that make you more comfortable David? Can we start and One, two, three. What the fuck is a yaoi paddle? One, two,

three. A yaoi paddle? Yes. You know what yaoi is? I think so. It's gay hentai shit. A yaoi paddle is a paddle. It's like the... It's gay hentai shit. Yeah. A yaoi paddle is a paddle.

It's made of wood. It's just a wooden paddle? It says no, no, no, no, no. It says yaoi on it, and you paddle someone on the ass with it, on an ass cheek, and then the ass cheek says yaoi. Can we do the ad read? David, what else makes you happy? Munchpak.

What about Munchpak? The yaoi! Oh shit, I mean, the food! Dude, that was perfect until Cameron did it. Guys, go fucking do the- Do the fucking ad read, holy shit. This episode of the pod has but And you can save three dollars over just start over why no I'm not admitted at this point. I'm committed

No, I'm gonna cut I'm gonna do a fucking card What the fuck do you want if you're committed you wouldn't do a cut just fucking go from the start again Jesus But no because I already talked about the coffee This episode of the police talking podcast is brought to you by munch pack this is episode of the You are not allowed to make fun of me for fucking up the end. Do you want I I don't know I don't know the actual thing. It's just snacks. They sent snacks. They sent snacks?

Only snacks. Is it monthly? It's monthly, right? Yeah, it is monthly. And you can get- save three dollars off- You fucked it! That would've been so good! Oh, why did I do that? Fuck! But David's the one who got the one who asked! Clearly he's not good at talking i do a lot

of talking i'm okay at it all right let's go cameron go right now okay mute kyle shut up can this wait can i just be muted this entire podcast cameron go i'm'm waiting. For what? Kyle, shut up! Why would you speak in the most roundabout way possible? Because I'm me. That's not a really good point. You are the fucking Teotaxi driver

when it comes to speaking. Okay, let me think. How would I phrase that? Okay. Because I feel like I'm gonna die. Much fact. We did it! Hey, Avery, can we do the next ad read? Whoa. How would I phrase that? Okay. Because I feel like I'm gonna die every time. Much fact. We did it! Wow, David.

Hey, Avery, can we do the next ad read? Because, like... And that's where you cut to the intro. Avery, you're really good at making other people do it, because you know that if you do it, you're gonna fuck it up. Not even. I just like other people doing it it because they fuck it up so much and i can fuck off no no no you're not gonna give me that shit next time you're doing it okay today's this this episode of the podcast is brought to you by munchpak we're not even recording it anymore

two weeks or month. Shut up. Yeah, I can see those spikes on there. Kim Rohn. Go ahead, Mangalore. That's going to be in your take. Okay, let's try it again. This is still in your take.

You have to try clearing your throat again. I've never shilled for a product before. Let me see. That one was a bit much, David. Today's episode of the Please Stop Talking Podcast is brought to you by... What is that voice? Oh my god.

What are you doing? Advertising voice. This episode of the Please Stop Talking Podcast. Read it normally. Oh man. I can't read it. I can't. Come on.

Pretend it's just part of a video. Yeah. Oh, but I can't like call it fucking garbage hang on all right well what the fuck oh yeah you can't swear yeah today's episode of the please stop talking podcast is brought to you by audible audible is an audiobook store yeah it is. It sure is. Oh my god.

Start over. This might be Ed 2.0. Oh my god. Except instead, when Ed would just get three words in and just go, fuck! Like with you, you just start laughing because ads are funny, I guess.

Okay. Today's episode is a piece of shit. Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. You brought this on yourselves? No, I'm not complaining. Man, your take is gonna be long david you've been saving all the guests trying to record the ad spot right yes absolutely that's

gonna be that's a special episode bren was so fucking bren was boring because he did it on the first try ed Ed took 15 minutes. Mandy, let's see where you fall. So far, you're between them. Alright. I forgot my line. There it goes. It's right there.

You can read it. Today's episode of the Please Stop Talking Podcast is brought to you by audible audible has an audiobook store where you can download a free audiobook and a 30-day trial Oh my god. You sounded like an awkward child talking to a class. I have to give you credit for powering through. Oh my god. We're not using that, right? No, we're not.

No way we're using that. I didn't understand any of that. God. Oh my God. All right, Mandy. Today's episode of the Please Stop Talking podcast is brought to you by Audible. Audible is an audiobook store. No.

No. I wasn't leading it in. I was just saying that's how you have to say it I thought it became a tag I thought we were clapping yeah well I'm friends with Joseph Anderson so our guy can't fucking sell out so soon

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With only hours to save themselves, Zoe Moody and Joe Regatelli are in the most primal r- Fuck you, David. Fuck you. Don't fuck me. Just start over. One. Two. Three.

Fuck. David. David, what the fuck? Oh, I hear someone counting, I'll start counting. What the he- Alright, well, fucking disregard that future David, past you fucked it up for everybody. Wait, no, David has to record the fucking ad. Why me?

I'll do it, but I don't know what to say. You don't know the information! Well ba- Don't play the Jurassic Park theme! What? David, what do you need to say for coffee? That basically- Shut up? Can you make you starting to count after I am counting one of the bloopers?

No. you you