Please Stop Talking - Please Stop Talking Goofs and Bloops: A Christmas Owl

Episode Date: January 20, 2018

A lot of people asked for our bloops and goofs so here they are! Enjoy! Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/pstpodcast US Amazon Link: bit.ly/PSTAmazonUS CA Amazon Link: bit.ly/PSTAmazonCA Podcast also available on iTunes and YouTube! iTunes - apple.co/2slCqTT YouTube - bit.ly/2sjmCAT Rating us on ITunes is extremely helpful for us and a great way to grow the podcast! Big thank you to @Mad_Buns and brendaniel (www.youtube.com/user/BrendanielReads) for helping with this episode of the podcast! Links: Avery - twitter.com/ShammyTV David - twitter.com/SirMeowMusic Cameron - twitter.com/SuperSneakSheep Kyle - twitter.com/SirZulu_ Podcast - twitter.com/PSTPodcast Art by Madbuns: Twitter - twitter.com/mad_buns DA - madbuns.deviantart.com Other links: YouTube - youtube.com/c/shammytv Twitch - twitch.tv/ShammyYT Reddit - reddit.com/r/Shammy David's Spotify - spoti.fi/2gAtGSJ David's Soundcloud - @sirmeowmusic Audio in this video was mixed and mastered by David Tremblay (bit.ly/SirMeowMixing) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Keep in mind, we have to sync. There we go, synced. Wait. What do you mean? Shut up, Cameron. Shut the fuck up. What do you speak? I hope you accidentally sync it to that first.

Oh, why do you speak? I hope you accidentally sync it to that first I hope you accidentally sink it to that first clip and get really confused Oh god, I hope so I'm not doing that, you're fucking being mean Oh, look at that, look at that waveform Holy waveform

Let me look at it Stereo? Stereo? No No No No What the microphone is called, Yeti Stereo Microphone YAY Yoda

Yoda Stereo this is I don't like it, I don't Can we, hello? Yeah Oh I'm sorry, Cameron are we eating into your I don't like it, I don't! Can we... hello? Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry, Cameron. Are we eating into your fucking important time? It's my- Not right into your ass.

It's my brother's girlfriend's whi- uh, birthday today. It's my brother's- my brother's boy- girlfriend's boyfriend's birthday. It's very important that I'm there. Uh, you guys... you guys... Shut up. I respect you. You want me to vape? Yes, you have to start it by vaping.

Yeah, just blow it into your microphone so I'm really upset. Make sure we can hear you pull, too. Alright, let me start here, too. A Christmas Owl by Free Ass Chaps. Do it again. All right, all right, let me let me start here too A Christmas owl by Free Ass Chaps Do it again A Christmas owl by Free Ass Chaps Thank you

You're welcome, you're welcome, you're welcome All right All right, deep voice guy time All right, uh Where is that damn edited audio file, you lout? Ow. Ouch. This is real.

Yeah, this just started off hard. Shush, David. Shush. David bowed his head sadly, the room only getting colder. Wait, where am I? Oh, right. Sorry, I was still talking. Your first line is what you wanted. Your first line of six. Dude, I promise I'll soon get it done. Fuck.

Do it again. How? How did you? How did you? I feel like we can fuck. You're on line one again. I was on line ten. I feel like it's okay.

Wait, are we gonna like try to get these right every single time or are we just gonna go with it if we fuck up a little bit or what? No. We're gonna try to get these right every single time or is like are we just gonna go with it if? We fuck up a little bit or what no We're gonna try to get it right that was not a yes or no question David Well, I said no and then I explained No listen here That's not your line. Oh We cried oh fuck fuck. You ruined my flow. Fuck you, David.

You know it's your fault because you've been watching Full Metal Alchemist all week. Long. David hugged his body pillow. One of the few things that brought him joy, but not even the power

of Winry Rockbell pillow was enough to calm him. Well, okay. If we're not releasing fucked up takes this one has to This episode has to have a blooper reel When we walk bell When we walk bell When we walk bell Winry Rock Bell

Winry Rock Bell Winry Rock Bell Little pee pee on the curtain as to what voiceover is like Well, no, I gotta Sometimes my jaw gets a little locked up So I gotta Yeah. Ah. Oh. Little pee pee on the curtain as to what voiceover is like. Uh huh. Well, no, I gotta- sometimes my jaw gets a little locked up so I gotta- Uh huh. I mean- Trust me, you've never seen me get absolutely pissed at myself for fucking up a word like 20 times in a row.

I'm like hitting my fucking desk. Dude, no, I've- I haven't seen you do it, but I've done it. Oh yeah. You know the pain of voiceover. It's the worst. The time for- Wait, do I've done it. Oh yeah. You know the pain of voiceover. It's the worst. The time for- wait do I- This is you, this is you.

What I need to whisper this. It's time for- Wait. Wait wait wait wait. Are you reading the script version? You need to whisper the first line. This is no time for merriment, joy, or fun. I'm back.

Oh my god. So imagine the shock when he opened up his eyes, and suddenly, he realized, and he suddenly fucked me in the asshole. Ah! What a weird thing to wake up to. Bread anal. Alright few were the things why'd you say bread anal and not brand anal i was thinking about pastries what are you what are you talking about thinking about two things a. I think about two things all the time. No, but Brendan. Pace and Bat Rouge. What are they?

Okay, I have a quick... Really quick. Get white trash, Iowa. Do you consider bread a pastry? You sprinkle a little sugar on there and boom, boom, boom. It's a pastry. I call that a cheaper Pop-Tart. Oh, my gosh. Call that a cheaper pop-tart To be fair when I was a kid when I was a kid white trash a white trash pastry is toast with cinnamon and sugar

Wow, yep, no butter though toast is I would consider toast to pay three more so than bread. Dude, toast is 90% bread. Hey, yo, bread is cooked. Bread gets baked. Bread gets cooked. No. Doesn't matter if it gets cooked or baked. Heat goes into the thing. It's the same thing.

Shall we fucking continue instead of talking about bread? Can we move on? All right, all right, all right. Daniel in the fuckin' sequel. Give me a sec, whoo. Don't worry about a thing, you're totally not dead. Had he not been fe-

Had he not been fe- I'm gonna- Cameron! That's great. Cameron, you better have a good explanation. This better not be a prank. I swear if this some s- ...

... ... Didn't like the taste of that one? ... ... ... Cameron, you better have a good explanation. This better not be a prank. I swear if this is some s- ...... You have a good explanation. This better not be a prank. I swear if this is some-...

... ... Cameron, you better have a- Wait, you'll give me a good old spank? Wait, can we just go from there? Kyle, that's not your line. Oh shit. Relax you fucking moron. This isn't a fucking prank.

And I'm not Cameron. I-...... Fucking moron this isn't a fucking prank, and I'm not Cameron I want you to call him a moron like you fucking mean it. Otherwise. I'll walk over there and punch you over the fence hunt Okay, listen I was gonna say I heard punch twice, but you know what? No, now follow me dammit. Don't do that one. Don't do that one while laughing. Sorry.

It was his old home, but why was it blurred? I could hear you debating whether or not to say blue-erd. Blue-erd. Shhh. Let the ghost handle everything. The Kiwi whispered... God damn it. I want to review that take as well. Where the heck did all this snow come from?

Christmas is over there or as hot as... Perfect! Christmas is over there or as hot as they bloody come. Shhh! Let the ghost handle everything. The Kiwi whispered out, Is Claude Talon shutting April up? Wait, Cameron should whisper that.

Yeah, you should whisper that. Let the ghost handle everything. Jesus, I'm not a god like this. Cameron is a gremlin. Shh, let the ghost handle everything. Oh. Nani? I'm really excited for New Zealand ASMR.

The Kiwi whispered out, I'm really excited for New Zealand ASMR. Whispered the white feathered bird leaning closer to the window, careful to not be fucking big old titties. I would like to not be that, yeah. Especially when his mother had decided to boop his snoot. Fucking die. Oh, that's gross. Oh, that's so gross. David, it sounds like you wanted someone to redo something. Yeah, um, can you do a baby laugh?

No? I can do a baby laugh. Do you want mine? Yes. Oh, no. Why don't we just... We should just have a... Wrong.

Wrong. I say yes, use it. Okay. If not, just use like an owl saying hoot or something. It's Mario. Luigi. Will the podcast ever recover? No.

I was old. This sounds like the worst fucking idea. Cameron, I swear if you don't stop talking. And that's the- Also- So wait, Cameron, you need to be talking through all of that. Yeah. Do you wanna keep that? Yeah. I think that's better than, and I'm being frank.

And I'm being frank! No, yeah, I'm definitely better. I'm being Frank! No, yeah, I'm definitely better. Hey Frank. I'm as Frank. Okay, Brendan. Don't get caught fucking your sister. Brendan, it's Christmas, it's not Halloween. Can we- Oh fuck, you're right. Every day is Halloween when you look like an ogre. Jesus.

Fine, but don't be- Bont? Bont be? Are you with a hot bolt? Can I get a Bont-less? No... Oh my god, Kyle. Fine, but don't be surprised if two other idiots shop as I send you on your way.

Wait, what do you mean- B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- As I send you on your way. Wait, what do you mean? Can I get a boneless take, please? All right. Start that with Avery. Start that with Avery. Yep. Against the best of his judgment, Avery move Avery? Hello.

Against the best of his... Against the best of his judgment... Avery. Avery. Avery, Hammy TV. We're a YouTuber sandwich, Hammy TV, Brent Daniel. Against the best of his judgment, Avery moved close. Of this strange mystery, he would find the sauce. Sorry, sorry. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Help me find a source Mr.. He would close the strange mystery, he would find the source. Yeah. Sauce. Sauce.

God damn it! Oh god. Oh god. Oh, dude. A thunderous shout that nearly got his pants wet. Edd... Edd... Edd impression? That's my Edd impression, yeah. Edd would probably go, Ooga Booga!

Ooga Booga! Not what I did. That's close enough. A ghastly voice cried out. Jesus. The day that died had been such a fucking shame. Freaking freaking... I thought it said fucking... Why is it switching between like clean and just spouting out fucks every Such a fucking shame Clean and just spouting out fucks every 20 seconds. No, I had a lot of fucks fuck keep fuck

It's freaking I said fucking because I know who cares fuck Also added that the day that that died had been such a fucking shame Is that so is that don't go free no I'm not It doesn't matter what you say, but it's just say the day that that died the baffled owl sputtered in confusion The side of the hunky duck headed man making him think this was a little bit of the sauce Oh my god. Halfway there. Yeah. Alright, let me make sure my recording is okay. I'm just double checking my recording.

Yeah, everyone check. Just like his ability to enjoy a triple A game, the day that that died had been such a freaking shame. Y'all ready to get Christmassed? The duck spat it all over. His right hand busy with it. For Ed was quite the drinker. A fact that Avery had long... For Avery was... For Ed...

Wow, Brendan, you got something you want to tell me? For... In English? For outside... For a please wasn't it for a head Wow Brendan you got something you want to tell me All three of them alcoholics They live in a cul-de-sac. What? I think you're projecting, Brenton. No, I live in a trailer park. I know you lived in a trailer park.

Who's doing Ed? Avery, I'm here with an important mission. I'm going to take you out of this shithole and change your freaking vision. No more shall you despair and work and slave away. I'm gonna show you the true meaning of fucking Christmas Day. Yay. You just threw wine all over my carpet. Grab my sweaty hands, Avery, because we're taking a trip to the market.

I know several adults. And without asking for permission. Yeah. This is Judge Judy now, baby. Oh, God, I really need to pee. You go in and I'll follow. I'll be right back. Before he could complain, the duck had already left.

No, no, you got to say BRB because... It doesn't matter what Brendan says. Why are you just in a bed? I'll fix it. I'll fix it here so that I wait Inconsistent Avery inconsistent his eyes widened at the strangest I didn't take Wong for able to find it white. I want someone to remix all of Brendan's flub sounds. That one should be the drop. Yeah. Alright.

Let me take a big pull from my vape here real quick. Okay. Oh, no. Why do you do that if it hurts? Because I like the pain. Jesus. It didn't take long for Avery to f*** a small tabby cat cuddling by David's side. But how?

Could this be? How is he so calm? Sorry. But how? Could this be? How is he so calm? He was still unsure of this damn drunk idiots plan David softly No new stage directions, David. Steve let out a soft meow as he nuzzled David's... David's voice caught his attention. David's voice caught his...

I'm sorry, I'm not helping. No, you're making me fluff more. Oh, no. Ed wanted to scream. What was wrong with this dude? But another quick... I don't know. I want to learn how to do those.

I want to become a voice actor so I can learn how to do that. Just what manner of beast was he? Ayo! The small creature smiled and waved. His legs dropped mid-air. So, welcome to Limbo. Never mind, his grip on sanity clearly had been the first thing to go. It's so good. This story's great.

Well then, I'm listening. Tell me how this happened before my arse- What? Before my eyes- Before my arse- My arse- Stop, mistake! And fine, I'll admit, I was perhaps a dick to David.

Or you could say family, you could say family. Well, I spent Christmas with my family. What? What? What? Avery, this is fiction. It's getting too real.

It's getting too real. True. You overdramatic, weird-ass garbage spew. I should probably redo that. I like how David doesn't speak, he's just like, ah! And what if the podcast died because of some stupid drama? Kyle was more- Stop it, what's your fucking anime grunts, David? It's your- it's like the equivalent of some way You just before that you like after you do something or give a pitch. It was too close so damn it Avery-

Me? Yeah. Yeah, Kyle. Me? Yes. Yeah, damn it Avery. No, Kyle Me yes, no the other Kyle what and with a soft smile that curved Avery's beak the two broke into a laughter that left their lungs Wait every do you want to do you want to actually laugh together I think David has enough real laughter in here you know There's so much gigunition. There's a giggle holder? Kyle doesn't know about the giggle folder. We'll talk about it later. That's all fair.

At his friend's shenanigans, Cameron joined in with the laughter loud. Drinking himself and Ed's drunken body, he respects to all that alcohol, mummying nonsense on the ground. I didn't even hear Brent. I didn't hear Brent's take, so he has to redo yesterday. We should just stop

They got to David's house and cheered for all the good times oh Who Cheers I think everybody should I'm not doing this one. Why? I don't wanna. I'll do it. Alright. Until a million subs and beyond! Until we get arrested for Ed's crimes. That was just the worst thing we could have possibly- That was not a cheer. Until a million subs and beyond, or we get arrested for Ed's crimes.

There, we used that one and only that one. Nope, don't do that. Don't do that. Why? What do you know? crimes. There we use that one and only that one. Nope, don't do that. Don't do that. Why? What do you know? Until a million subs and beyond or we get arrested for Ed's crimes. No, it's not gonna be only you. It's gonna be all of us. Until a million subs and beyond or we get arrested for Ed's crimes.

Until a million subs and beyond. Why are we doing this all separately? Because you can layer it. You can layer it, David. How are we going to make it so that we're all saying it? We you can layer it. You can layer it. David. How are we going to make it so that we're all saying it? We're not going to be able to talk properly over Discord.

Wait, wait, wait. Until a million subs and beyond. We have to, like... Or we get arrested for Yad's crimes. No, no. We can do it all at the same time. Like, us, like, me, Cameron, and you. We have to, like, sing it.

No, we can't. No, wait. We have to, like, sing it, and Brendanio has to lead us into it with the rhyme. Because it rhymes with good times. Alright. They got into David's house and cheered for all the good times. Until a million subs and beyond!

Before we get arrested for Ed's crimes. Oh my god. The end. I didn't like that. The end. The end. Don't do it while people are laughing be audio bleed the end the end the end the end the end finn finish so do we want to do anything about that that cheer thing again or do we just want to make it work oh can we all sing jingle bells. Alright, let me do it, let me do it. I'm gonna do a... Daddy's gonna sit here and rest.

Until next time. Until next time. Damn it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Until next Christmas. Until next time. Alright, we good? This is my big concern.

Alright, I'm gonna... Are we gonna clap? Alright. Clap, wait. One, two, three.