Please Stop Talking - Sauced In Chicago | Please Stop Talking

Episode Date: July 22, 2022

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Whoa. Whoa. Okay. Welcome to the podcast everybody. We're live and we're drunk. Oh gosh. No, you're not drunk. I'm pretty sober. Yeah, I'm on the sober train. You took a shot before. I want everybody to know this is the first time we've seen all of us in person and you'd be shocked to know that we're all white. That's not true. Mandy is all white. That's not true. Mandy is not

white. We haven't talked about my North African ancestry. I'll inform you after this. Okay. Dude, I'm going to be straight up. Okay. For people who don't know, this is the first time we recorded an episode all in the

same room. This is the first time any of us have been in the same room recording a podcast. Yeah, super fucking i am shimmering i'm gonna just start grabbing feet i'm gonna go to town it's like a buffet for me you're a feet phobic piece of shit let me and david and like fucking yeah because i had to stop you i had to actually here's a fun fact we all have our feet out except mandy so like. No, I also don't have my feet out. Oh shit, you think I got frostbite? Oh my God, Julian, what if my feet froze? Put your feet together.

Just to portray this for the audience, they just like rubbed toes together in front of us. Yes, we did. We didn't do that. Ed, could you describe everything that's happening like a BBC announcer every single time? And there is news. Julian has died. Brendan has killed him. Can you just be our

closed captions for the rest of the episode? Not like old lady transcribing everything on the vertical keyboard in the courtroom. Oh my, yeah, that's me. I don't know if we... Like beatboxing. Should we start with just saying our names? My name is David Sermiao. Hi. Yeah, we should do that. Does it matter? No, it doesn't matter.

It really does. It really does. Ed, your turn. Hi, my name's that. It doesn't matter. No, it doesn't matter. It really does. It really does. Ed, your turn. Hi, my name's Ed. My name is PunkDuck on YouTube. Hi, my name is Julian Noodle. I'm here because I don't feel comfortable saying. Obligations.

Brendan, he has a million subs. Hi, my name is Brendan Brandaniel. I've been clean for three years, and I was told it's an anonymous podcast, and it's not. My name's Nintendrew and my merchandise shelf was stolen. I should have introduced myself as Krobicat. I forgot about that. It should have been Markiplier.

Hi, my name is Krobicat and if you buy Mafia 3, I'll murder you and your mother. This is like the first time in almost like three years that a lot of us are seeing each other in person mandy what are you doing what are you doing for the podcast for the listeners which is everyone um mandy just like slowly reared his head into the bed stepping on my fucking toes julia all right well you're not hey guess what physically he's not because

we're all here. Not yet. We can tell. We can tell. We can tell. Ed, please do it. I have a surprise we will reveal later. I don't know what that means. I'm so scared.

I'm so afraid. Hi, this is Context David. The surprise was edibles. Mandy and Ed did edibles before starting the podcast. Okay. Either way, this is the first time... Shut the fuck up! This is the first time in like three years that a lot

of us are seeing each other. This is the first time ever that any of us meets Mandy in person. Mandy is... A suit of armor. A suit of armor. It was really weird seeing him. It was like Alphonse or whatever. It was like found footage, but I found the footage. Are we going to talk about

his ethnicity at all or is this going to just stay between us two i mean that's wait wait let's ask consent consent mandy can we mention that you're a big buff asian dude with that Hand me the phone. I'll show you my DNA. Mandy looks like... Give it to me. Okay, just... Okay, so for the audience to know, I'm handing Mandy his phone right now and he's looking up

his stats on 23andMe and it's 100% Asian. I thought he was just going to check his YouTube stats. Yeah, he's going You want to check your analytics?

Yeah. You want to go to YouTube Studio, check your analytics real quick? Take a peek? I feel like someone did that. I can't remember who did it, but it wasn't me. I've done that like 20 times while we've been here

because I get paranoid about it. You get paranoid about our stats? Not my stats. I don't worry about that. What about PST? I have access to PST. I don't log in. You have login information? I don't have login information.

I'm pretty sure you gave log into everybody. Yeah, I gave a lot of real. I was afraid to try. I don't want to fuck with it and get something wrong. Or like having a flag that wake up and every thumbnail would be like baked beans. If you do that, I'm going to be pretty. Do it for April fools.

Just for the office. David just looked really nervous. Can you imagine the back of his ear. I actually did that. Fuck you. Can you imagine everyone on April Fools having login information for the channel and putting their own April Fools video up?

Just whatever. I thought of doing that. That would be so fun. I guess I'm revealing this. I've been workshopping hosts I could beat in a fight for a while. Oh, yeah. I remember that. I really want to do this.

Can you give us one spoiler? Where would you put 10? Oh, 10. That's a weird one. It's not just hosts. I would also include guests. Okay. Where would you put 10, though?

Where would I put 10? I mean, 10, dude. 10 would fucking beat my- 10's a unit. Yeah, no. 10 is like genuinely a unit. 10's a football guy. No, he do. do yeah no yeah that would

kill me big browns fan yeah i don't know why i said me too should we say where we are like live from we're live live from live from you know you know the park i'm allowed to say we're gonna be gone by the time it's up oh true, true. Oh, yeah. Live from Chicago. Live from... Oh, my God. David. David. Hey, David, can you cut this real quick?

This isn't for live, David. I was going to say we're near the park with the weird faces, but that is an address. That's literally the address we're at right now. All right, all right, all right. Mandy is on the address we're at right now. All right. Mandy is on the floor. Mandy, are you okay? Yes.

Hey, Mandy. Mandy. We look okay. Lord Mandalore Gaming. He almost took his helmet off. It was really scary. Can I talk about the other night when you were Naruto running through the hallways and I had like a moment of fucking pure bliss?

I don't know about this yet. I don't know about that. i i kind of remember so basic what happened is we played king's cup for like the third night in a row it's a drinking game yeah it's a drinking we we were i think we played that for like most of the days we were here except yesterday which means that it's been four days that we played in a row. King's Cup math. David does math podcast real. Yeah, real. We were so entertained.

I was dude. I'm so glad none of this is getting cut. Oh, yeah. Julian. If I see side conversation, get the big noodle and start hitting you boys. Be good. The big noodle. start hitting you boys. Be good. The big noodle. He's right there.

Right now, Brendan is currently beating Ed to death with Julian. Brendan, stop. Yeah, you like that, don't you? You're putting me in his bubble. I don't want to be in his bubble. Okay, David, please continue. Please stop this CRP. Okay, I'm done. I even put asterisks in.

I warned you. You're going to have a hell of a time cleaning this up. Can we invite special guests to take our place in the microphone temporarily? We were just like, I don't know. Can I tag in Ed's girlfriend to answer questions about things? No, that's for Patreon questions. Patreon questions, we're going to get some guests. Okay.

I really want all of us to leave and it's just Chad. That would be so... Oh my God. Actually, no. All five of us to leave and it's just Chad that would be Let's let's get Chaz to answer our patreon question I find our audio Okay, though We were just playing King we've been playing kicks up like non-stop. What are you doing? Mandy, not now. Close the door. Mandy, close the door. It's not time.

It's not time. Never mind. Later. Okay, David, tell one complete story, please. We were drinking. Okay, we were drinking and we were playing King's Cup. Yeah. And we all got completely absolutely pretty blasted.

And at one point, Mandy just started giggling and being a goofball. And he got up and he just started running in the hallway back and forth and back and forth. And his arms were behind him. So he was just no running back and forth. And then he stopped and he disappeared. Well, no, no. I was saying

for me, at least from my perspective, he like disappeared. We were like, where did he go? To be fair, though, that's quite frankly, I'm going to be real right now. You disappear all the fucking time, and I don't know where you go. Yeah. No, did you tell him about the driveway story, Brendan? Oh, yeah. Did they ever hear about that?

Wait, wait. Let me finish this. So, after I see Mandy running back and forth through the hallways, he's gone, and I'm a little sober at that point. So, I'm like, okay, let me check on everybody, because that's kind of what i usually do it like a big drink as i am like okay check check check check check they're alive they're alive they're alive i i you're the dad i go back to like david and bugs's room and i was in their bed yeah why did you he pointed at him like he was shaming him. I thought he said David and Bugs. I was thinking it should be David and Boo. So I was thrown off.

Did I say David and Bugs? David and Boo. That's why I paused. I was dead, basically. The last thing I remember was being on the couch watching him, Freddie Got Fingered. I was laughing. And I woke up in my bed with all my clothes on.

I was like, oh no. Stop talking, Noodle. Sorry, it's important sometimes. I'm browsing Twitter. I was actually replying to messages. I'm so sorry. After that, a couple days. It's my mother, Julian. You want to meet my mother, Julian?

Yes, call her right now. I will, maybe. Don't call your mom, Ed. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Actually, yeah. Hold up. Actually, yeah, call your mom. Can I call my dad? And just have your mom and my dad talk?

Yeah. Wait, yeah, no, do that. Let's see what happens. Let's see what happens. Let's see what happens. Does your mom speak English? Okay, yes, she does. Oh, my God.

You're a fucking foreigner. How am I supposed to know? Whoa. oh hey the quiet part loudly let's go all right he's always been pretty loud are you um good yeah are you calling my dad julian is there call your mom julian do this all right he called his dad last night so to tell me about where i could buy a good ring wraith sword he's like yeah, make sure you get United Cutlery. The others are no good. Wait, for real? He calls his dad.

Everyone shut the fuck up. Hi, Dad. Sorry. I'm recording a podcast right now, and my friend was going to call his mom, and we were just going to have you talk because we thought it was funny. Okay, fine. I'll call her. He pussied out.

I'll call her. Okay, I'm calling her right now. I'm literally calling her can we put him on speaker it's hard to understand but you're calling me instead of somebody's mom uh yeah well no my friend's mom is being called right now so you're gonna talk to one of my friend's moms what am i talking about i don't know tell her about the lord we have to go quiet the moment she she answers. Are you guys single? Can you hook up? No. Ed, you got to hang your microphone at us. She, I don't think. Oh, she's asleep. Fucking Portugal.

She's asleep. Okay. We just called someone's mom who's asleep. Anyway, thanks for picking up. I'll talk to you later. Thank you so much for hanging out. We're so sorry. I'm not sorry.

We wanted to hook you up. I'm sorry. He's already off the line. Okay. Dude, I want to. Can I be honest? I want to.'s already off the line okay i want to can i be honest i want to one of my big dreams is i want to do one of those like i want to do one of those like hook up hook up tv shows right you do you know what i mean like one of the ones with like the mystery guests or exactly and it's like everybody's like like this is someone's parent

every time yeah it's like oh we're gonna you know what you could do my name is david trembley and welcome to object or human and well you have like three doors and two of them are like yeah like a rusty tire and dave dave germany parents maybe what are you doing? Just for the audience, Manny's standing up. Yeah, can we... Very slowly, but intense. I'll stand up in unison. I don't know what's happening.

Either way. You know what? All right. Let's do it. This is a standing cast sitting guy. I'm comfy now. It ain't happening. Genuinely, though, like...

I'm sweaty. Good. Let me lick some. Okay. Guys, you know what I'm thinking? We should make, like, a content house where, like, one of you is, like, secretly a rapist. That'd be fucking awesome content house where like one of you is like secretly a rapist. That'd be fucking awesome. Better actually.

Oh, I could be the rapist. Yes. Ed, what if we found one of those weird stores around Chicago that has like the ring lights and like the sets and everything and we get photographs of me and you together? We have a beautiful life together and we die of old age together.

Wouldn't that be epic? That'd be fucking awesome. Can you kiss me? Anyways, yeah, no. Brendan, can I ride you? Okay, so like- Just genuinely like let's go back into yeah yes the week let's slow it down how was the week yeah my flight was

okay i know every okay can i just like everybody keeps saying it's normal but i'm gonna be real it's not normal i was oh my god this i know what we're gonna talk about i wasn't cut okay so i was i was going through canadian customs going to talk about. I wasn't cut. Okay. So I was, I was going through Canadian customs going to the US. Yeah. And it was a huge line because it was the 4th of July. What is. Andy,

what are you doing? Are you getting your phone? Did you access free reports? Are you still thinking about it? I'm Mike. Okay. Either way. What are you doing?

I was. No, no. I was. And he's away from the mic. He's getting his social blade stuff. I was in customs. Yes, David. I was just waiting, no, I was. And he's away from the mic. He's getting his social blade stats. I was in customs. Yes, David.

I was just waiting in customs. Like, it was like a huge line because it was the 4th of July. The 4th of July. So true. So true. And this woman, this woman was there with like a stroller, like with a baby. What is happening over there? Yeah.

What are you doing, Mandy? He actually got it. Yeah, I knew it. like with a baby. What is happening over there? Yeah. What are you doing Mandy? You got his 23 and me results, didn't he? Fuck. You got his 23 and me results. This is going to be unlistenable. What was that?

Let me take a peek. Mandy is currently going around the room and bragging about his North African descent. It is literally 0.2%. 0.2%? It's 0.2% right now. Either way, I was...

David, talk about breastfeeding. I was... I was just hanging out. I was just chilling. I was just waiting to go through customs because it's a fucking pain in the ass. You have to go through the metal detector all day. And it was a huge line because it's the 4th of July. and this baby this woman with the stroller the baby kept fucking crying

it was like non-stop for like that never happens on planes never never but it was like almost 30 minutes because like this line would not move and all of a sudden like this woman was just with the baby it kept crying kept crying no response from the lady and all of a sudden like this woman was just with the baby it kept crying kept crying no response from the lady and all of a sudden she just does this face of like she's she's like she's like exasperation she exasperation she doesn't make a noise but she performs it so everyone can see yes and she just she just takes her top off, fucking breasts out, like straight up. She sits on the floor, grabs the... It didn't shatter.

Continue your story. Grabs the... Hey, don't stop the content. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Content, content. She fucking grabs the baby. Content, content.

No, Julian. Julian, I'm getting the stick. She grabs the baby and then she just starts breastfeeding it on like sitting like on the floor and like the the line keeps going but we can't move because the woman is breastfeeding her child it's like a car dude we're like maybe 300 people in the fucking line and nobody gives a shit. David, the vision I have is of her acting as a car crash and everyone else being the traffic that weaves around it. Nobody was weaving around, though. Everybody was like super respectful.

What? They were stepping on her. Because it's normal. There's a baby formula shortage. It's weird, dude. There is a baby formula shortage. It is normal. Baby need milky.

I need milky. Baby might need milky, but I need to go past fucking customs, motherfucker. Hurry the fuck up. Hey, why you got to make it your problem? If you want a glass, just ask. David, you should have just walked over. David, walk over. Don't kneel down.

Stand above her and say, baby need milky, and don't break eye contact. I would not say that. All I wanted was to go past. Say baby need milky. Listen. break eye contact i would not say that i would all i wanted all i wanted was to go past i say baby to yourself oh my god it was if god forbid i ever have kids i'm gonna like side conversations remember side conversations are really hard to do over a podcast here's the thing i didn't think it was side yeah i thought i was the star here's the thing like before before all that i had a scare with boo not my boyfriend not having oh right so at that point to me that was pretty fucking weird because the thing is when we got to the airport my boyfriend who i kept asking like do you have a passport he kept saying yes

that is not true he did not have a passport he has a your boyfriend is dishonest when we get to the airport and we get to the air canada attendant we're like hey we would like to check out like use our tickets to go out they're like okay what's your do you have your passport with you and i'm like i take them out i take out my passport and then my boyfriend does not take out his passport because he does not have a passport because now we literally just he literally just move into canada okay what did he pull out what did he pull out his license his driver's license oh my god i didn't know that part i was fucking shitting myself i was like no fucking way dude that's why like i had zero patience that day that day i was like on edge i was pissed off i wanted my fucking caramel macchiato from goddamn

starbucks but julian long story short he did make it like he did we worked out it was it was a nightmarish or something he drove to germany yeah he drove to burlington He drove to Germany. Yeah, he drove to... Burlington. Burlington. Burlington. He drove to Burlington Airport. Like, because the thing is... Why did my girlfriend

say Belarus? Hey, if anybody wants to dox me, we live an hour away from Burlington. That's a lie. That's a lie. That's a lie. That's a lie.

So, your flight experience was pretty horrible. Mine was normal, but then I met up with you and Julian and Court, and I had to... Basically, I was thinking the whole time I was in the airport with David and Julian, I was normal, but then I met up with you and Julian and Court, and I had to basically, I was thinking the whole time I was in the airport with David and Julian, I was thinking,

I'm going to fucking walk over and buy leashes for these two because they were on a fucking tear. That's exactly what Charlie said. Exactly. Yes. Me. Me. What was I doing?

You have this. Oh, no. Julian. Julian, for sure. Julian. I bought candy. That, no, Julian. Julian, for sure. Julian, I bought candy. That's what I remember. If I'm afraid of Mandy being a cryptid, Julian is like the kid.

Like, Julian is trying to experience Home Alone 2 every second of every day. Like, he is in New York City. He is lost. He walks into Donald Trump, and Donald Trump says, nice hair, kid, and then walks away and falls down a flight of stairs. I do have nice hair. I love Need for Speed. Well, yeah, you have nice hair, kid, and then walks away and falls down a flight of stairs. I do have nice hair. I love Need for Speed. Well, yeah, you have nice hair. I was complimenting you.

It's just Julian and I've had such a cryptid. It's not that funny. You don't have the mic on you when you're speaking. Maybe you don't. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Currently, Ed and Julian both have bedroom eyes. They're looking

at each other very lightly, tenderly. I want to add, you mentioned the part that we're on a bed touching each other. Yeah, exactly. You're on a bed touching each other, looking at each other very tenderly. I'm touching the racist member. I'm jealous. I'm going to kill you in a bit of a break. This is unlistenable. I want to quickly add. It's okay. You'll streamline it.

I know you will. This will be an episode and a lost episode at the same time. Ed, you would like to say something. Ed would like to say something. Just quickly add to your thing, Brendan, that when we went to Punchbowl Social in Chicago, Charlie had to like pull me aside and be like, Ed, I need you to like fucking calm me down. Boo and Julian just parkoured over a fence outside of the bar

and it's we were in the airport julian's looking for his baggage right yeah jumps up on the track no reason to jumped on the back jump on the baggage claim and somebody's looking at him like he's a psycho he does like a cartoon double take like he actually did yeah no i was there we were there and we were like what the fuck is he doing and then he's like he like i'll be real i didn't know what i was doing you were doing that yeah you were doing that and then you like randomly you like cartoon walk towards a fucking woman that was working they were like where is my baggage and then she was like she was like she was just like right over there what the fuck david if you're gonna tell the story at least tell it right i

ran over and i screamed in her face where is it where is it yeah exactly i like how that's gonna be on all of our mics now i was i was protecting your image dude for those who don't know julian kind of moves like captain Jack Sparrow regularly. It's been, for me, it's been like a beautiful nightmare of Mandy appearing like a fucking cryptid. I was walking down the street looking for him with our friend, Court. And we were like, oh, I thought he just got off the train. And then he fucking materializes in the street walking past like a Grand Theft Auto San Andreas on PS2 NPC. And then fucking Julian

disappearing while we're in stores and then finding out he's five blocks down asking somebody about buying an entire bodega. Also, for those who don't know and haven't listened to the last episode, Julian has a really bad coke problem. So if you keep the... He loves Coca-Cola. Am I right?

No, the drug. You're talking about crystal meth and cocaine. David, cut that so um can i be honest i didn't cut the last time we said that no no well i keep talking about your coke problem julian yeah it's not i mean it's it's not a problem it's not a problem if you feel good this is a weird episode i knew it was gonna be the second we were like we're recording an episode down there like this is gonna be a fucking night i know it's sort of the fucking greenhouse yeah let's go in the steam room i think it's important we talk about the recording setup if you're at home if you want to feel immersed in what this

room is like go into a tiny bedroom turn all of the cool every cooling you have just turn that off and put a humidifier in the room and turn it up to like 80 degrees the humidifier is five white sorry four white men in a suit of armor it's just like constantly heating the room everyone said can we come in your room to record it so we're just spread out across the bed also also most of us just took shots before recording. Oh, there's a surprise coming later. I'm so afraid.

Mandy, I'll be real. Half of us were half expecting you to just send a body double or something. Like I sent someone to my place. Genuinely, we were... You came in pretty late to the airbnb oh yeah yeah yeah oh that's right i've scared the shit out of you on accident because i i told my girlfriend

like i'm gonna sneak down yeah before i open the door so they don't hear me no yeah we were like we got fucking mandalore gaming jump scare i also got jump scared at the fucking bar oh that was a different jump scare entirely yeah no we were like all talking about it we were watching i don't remember some stupid fucking video and we were all like it was one of my dude for sure yeah we were all making fun of julian and harassing him and uh we were at one point where i just brought up like so like i've never seen what mandy looks like right and then everybody was like yeah i've never seen many either like what is he gonna look like and we were so sure you would just get like i don't know dimitri to come in your place because dimitri is just like a man servant and bodyguard mandy you got to get closer on the mic who yeah? Yeah. Oh. You got to be like up on it.

Not kissing it. A little past kiss. I'm used to a sure SM7. You're pointing it away from you. You sound like you're like seven feet away when you do that. Oh, it's very directional. This will be very. This will be an excellent episode.

Editable. This is a live mic. It functions very differently from other ones. No, please go on, Julian. I'd love to hear more about mics. I mean, none of this is going to be the same. You should not have it like this.

As long as the... Imagine you're in the Laugh Factory. Oh, look up there! I know the one you're talking about! Three, two, one! I'm dadding now. I know the one you're talking about. Three, two, one. I'm dadding now. I'm father. I'm father.

Hi, dad. I'm father. Are you ready? Oh, yeah. All I was saying was when I entered the room, I just abruptly and violently opened the door to the basement. Yeah. If I recall, I was standing right by the door.

So the door opened without any prompt nor sound. And then I saw a person who I've never seen before in full suit of armor staring at me. I didn't even say that there was a tumbleweed there too, right? Like honestly, like, can we just give,

give Mandy a clap for like never, never getting out of the suit. It's been really weird. I don't, Brendan, you can go first. I don't want to give anybody. Brendan, you're my William Afton, right? Yes. The man behind the suit. It's been really weird. Brendan, you can go first. I don't want to give anybody the clap. Brendan, you remember William Afton, right?

Yes, the man behind the slaughter, yes. I've always viewed William Afton as a great inspiration of mine. What? It's a Five Nights at Freddy's thing. Five Nights at Freddy's? You never heard the lore of Five Nights at Freddy's? I played all the FNAF games a few months ago. Michael Afton is the large rabbit who is,

he's inside of a suit that clamped down on him and he owns the FNAF pizzeria chain. Is that the bite of 87? Yes. Yeah, ironically, yes. He's responsible for the bite of 87, yes. Also, I have a question. It's not FNAF related.

How do we handle piss? Just go piss. Go piss. Just go piss right here. My mouth is open, dude. Yeah, we'll take five. We'll take five. Urine is sterile.

I can drink it. I like the part where we stepped away for 15 minutes. Speaking of airport stories, Julian, tell me about your airport experience, please. That's such a good segue. Thanks, man. I like doing hard and fast. You ruined it! I'm so sorry.

I really just want to- If you talk about this, you'll be in trouble with me. No, no, no. I'm not that. You'll be in trouble with me. No, no, no. I'm not that. I'm just- Trouble with me? So I just want to say that like, Manny just quickly mentioned

that he found a hair in his microphone. That was mine. I have a story about that. What? So- No, hold up. Can we save that? Because we got to get through

like the intro of the flight shit before we get off track. It takes like five minutes. You say that like I give a fuck, bro. I don't care. Go ahead. Can we bring it? Fine. I'll save the content, Julian.

I'll remind you. Hair in microphone. Speaking of airplane stories, I want to talk about me um yeah you want to talk about yourself i hate him so much i was cut that that's going in we all just had a really rough time flying i had a really special concoction where you know how the bigger planes right they'll have like two rows of three like there will be people on either side yeah there's three seats to the right three seats to the left thanks for sending planes julian please yeah well some some planes are big some planes

are small save the line lots and lots of jets and lots and lots of jets and planes that's what i'm saying so i love that commercial dude i love lots and lots of jets and planes There's also lots and lots of trains What about lots and lots of cars and automobiles Sorry you go now Wheel I was so fucked I sat in the very back Are you guys good?

I'm gonna pass you Wheel So true I was in the back I want you to envision this right From right to left there was mother small child smaller child walkway me even smaller child dad i am in between a family of five and none of the kids sit down for one fucking second please tell

me all the kids were noodle fans. Yeah, no, they loved. They kept asking for my autograph and I kept kicking them in the face. How long was the flight? Two hours of them clambering over my knees to get to one another in trades playing like fucking hot potato

seat, whatever the fuck. Musical chairs, that's the one. I know games. You're a real gamer,'t you hot potato seat i love hot potato i love hot potato seat i kind of get that though it's like they keep moving seats around because one's hot anyway hot seat like i tell you guys about like list of like fake idioms i accidentally say because my favorite is um i was really drunk and I forgot what the expression hand-eye coordination was. I called it brain-thumb choreography.

It's not that at all. I can't wait for the comments to be like, these guys are racist or something. You'll figure it out, Ed. There's plenty of gift courses in the ocean. Anyone else have any...

Don't look a white elephant in the mouth. Yeah. Don't look a white man in the face. Don't have a Caucasian moment. It's fucked up. It's terrible. I've had a gamer's dozen Caucasian moments this week. You wake up in the HFV. You're not allowed to leave.

Okay, does anybody else have any funny airplane stories where they crash or something? Let me throw this one at you. My airport is one gate and I walked with the person and said, hey, I'm at gate two. And the lady's like, yeah, that's her only gate. Why do I go to gate two? So I went to gate two.

Shout out to Daytona who was their working security. But I, like, missed him completely. I just saw his face. He's a PSD fan. Why would you name drop them? He's a PSD fan. PSD fan. Don't censor that fucking name, David.

We fucking said thank you to him on an older episode. You don't have to censor it. Okay. We'll call some of this. Is Daytona like a car brand dealership? Daytona, let's go away. Anyway. Daytona, let's go away. Anyway, let's go away.

So I went on to the plane and I'm like, I'm nervous as hell. TSA is really easy, but I got on the plane. I sit next to this dude wearing a WWE t-shirt and we're talking. We're having a really great time and almost the whole flight. We're fine. He's like everything about WWE is great. It's too bad. They hire so many black people.

My airport experience is mostly fine except for the David and Julian wrangling like that was a little. Oh, I had the Silent Hill four encounter on the train. Oh, yeah, bring your bring your mic closer. Bring your mic just put it on your lips on the put on your lips almost

on your lips right there. So I was taking the CTA, which if you don't know is the Chicago Transit Authority. I don't think that's what it stands for. I thought it was California Transit Authority. It was the blue line. I've never been to Chicago. Well, I've been through O'Hare a few times.

Man, you were trying to stay politically neutral as a brand, so if you could not mention trans people, that would make me very comfortable. I'm going to kill you. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. a brand so if you could not mention trans people that would make me very comfortable and i know you're drunk but i'm gonna need you to take about 20 off there bud anyhow i'm gonna do a high-res veto on you right now less racism please the train the trains here have very good locations but not incredibly good um cars themselves oh absolutely the blue line had like a strange wood paneling one anyways i was there with my girlfriend who and she was very nervous about taking public transit in chicago was it her first time like that is very

no no she's taking transit just not in chicago before okay and she was validated about a minute in when a man emerged from between one of the cars and he was mumbling in some sort of like, um, it sounded like some sort of spell being cast on me. Oh my God. What was notable about him is that his ass was hanging out of his pants and he

was brandishing a tennis racket. Like a weapon, right? And like whipping it through the air violently. Kind of, but the thing is, it wasn't like... You have beggars who come up and down the train sometimes. He wasn't asking for anything. It just sounded like he was trying to show us his tennis racket. So he sat down next to her.

And he's waving at her going... It sounds like Ranking of Kings. He's just like... Oh my god. Can you do that more accurately and like for a longer period of time, just real quick? This will be very useful for everybody.

He was at 20% off there. Well, he was clicking about 20% off there. He was clearly tweaking on something. Yeah. And she's like, we need like, she's looking at me and going like, we like need to stand up.

We need to go. I'm like, no, no, no. Like i'm shaking my head no because i'm like if you get up like you might get excited or he might he might get if you if you acknowledge it's gonna be like dragon start but the side of women excites him yeah man he looks at his girlfriend like no they see with movement well the thing is well she was well later she's like i was trying not to look him in the eyes or something but he got up and moved on but another girl came up and sat next to us and she's like oh i didn't want to be alone in my car he came in ours too and started like sitting next to me and asking about his tennis racket oh my god so we're with this stranger it was it was shockingly empty for the time we came because like in the afternoon from the airport on like a weekend and And so it's like... Right before the 4th as well.

Yeah. The fact that cars were nearly empty was very strange. But just every once in a while this guy would come back through the train waving his tennis racket around telling us about something. And then he would just vanish off away. I put it in this note I've been keeping on my phone. Oh, you didn't tell us about this.

You wrote this down? No, I kept a notepad file called Chicago Moments. You had quite a few of those. Yeah, the first one. David, that's not shocking. That's normal for him. It's just the word gunshot.

Oh my god, there is so many. Yeah, I have tweaker brandishing tennis racket with ass out on train. That was the first one. See, I'm racist. That's a joke. The second one came short. that was the first one see i'm racist that's a joke the second one came short what was it trying to hey julian side conversations i will i will start spanking no it's okay thank you the second one listed was getting off the train which was men bullying and arguing with pigeons while brandishing cigarettes uh we did see that. Maybe, dude, we didn't see that

but that was like three hours later. So maybe he was still like bullying those fucking bitches. He was loudly arguing. I'm just not sure what it was about. Anyway, that was my train ride over. Ours was so chill.

It was very chill. It felt like a roller coaster, but besides that. I wanted to mention, Mandy, since you mentioned coming in the night before the 4th of July, should we talk about what we did the night before the 4th of July? We went to a social house on a travel day, and that's where I met Ed's girlfriend. I want to elaborate what my plan was before you guys. Oh, you. The one that you all fucking ruined, to be fair. I partially also blamed Charlie,

because I was telling him like, dude, we could just call him and change the reservation. We don't have to spoil the fucking surprise. Maybe you should partially blame you, because you were very much a part of that. You told us the reserve, we were like, how many slots? Oh, Kat's not coming for the bit. The reason it was confusing.

Start from the beginning, start from the beginning. I coming for the bit. The reason it was confusing. Start from the beginning. Start from the beginning. Okay, I just want to say none of it was my fault. So let's start from the beginning. So the original plan for my vacation, because this is all about me. I just knocked my phone on the ground.

Isn't that fucking weird? Bless your heart. Keep talking about yourself. Yeah. I was going to go to Chicago with my girlfriend to meet her parents. And I told Charlie that I was doing this. And then it basically like devolved into all the white men I know are going to come to Chicago. So we can all just. That is not how that happened. Guys being dudes.

David, are you denying that it was a bunch of white men David are you holding the big spoon yeah cause that's not how it happened you were like oh I'm going to Chicago and I was like oh cool maybe we should go to Chicago and you were like oh my god yeah yeah yeah please come to Chicago I'm fucking gay stupid

I said it devolved into a bunch of white men going to Chicago this is pointless and it's getting cut actually in retrospect this is pointless and it's getting cut. Let's move on. This is pointless and it's getting cut. You're right. So anyway, I started thinking in my head, wait a minute.

None of these guys know what my girlfriend looks like. So I might play a little prank. You might become a bit of a nerdy. You might be making a bar reservation really difficult. I might be making this a little bit funny. You might get a little bit

quirky with it. So I thought, okay, so what if instead of me bringing my girlfriend to our table, what if instead I go there and I lie and I tell them that my girlfriend is not available to hang out with us that day, that she's going to be doing her own thing. And then what I was expecting was for us to just sit down and be like, hey, what's going on, boys?

Oh, my God, Mandy, I can't believe you're Asian. And then we would be sitting down and talking and just like talking like usual. And I would say like, oh, dude, sorry. Like, sorry, I'm so out of it like dude my girlfriend has been driving me fucking insane lately and i would just make up issues i was thinking like at least three well you you were working like with your girlfriend no i know yeah this was planned out at least a week ahead of time very planned out and then the original plan was for me to just be constantly complaining just to like sow the seeds of adultery and then i would let you guys talk while i was on my phone just looking mad sometimes

whispering to myself fucking bitch fucking that fucking bitch just like constantly i'm texting nobody by the way like the whole time and then suddenly the plan was for me to just stand up slap the table and yell fuck it i'm cheating and then just leave the table and go scout for women little did you guys know the woman that i would end up finding would be my girlfriend because we had planned this whole thing out us two together she had a dnd level character backstory yeah you planned out so much for me to just go to her find an area that would be within your guys's cone of vision and then use my man on the inside charlie to tell

you guys hey what's going on here is ed is ed actually cheating on his girlfriend isn't that so fucked up one of my favorite details is that whenever the cover was blown and you realized this bit wasn't going to work you you immediately started joking with your GF about what the plan was and you both disagreed on details immediately. Yeah, almost immediately. Can we talk about the key detail they disagreed over? Whether or not

she was homeless. I'm still team hobo. She hasn't caught up on, I was reincarnated as a homeless person. That's a real thing by the way. It is.

I know. Are you really? You said that so confidently. Yeah, it's called reborn as a vending machine. Yes, it's very real. It's not real, I'm goofing. It's an isekai. Oh my God.

Anyway, she would be in on it. And dude, you have no idea how many train rides we spent because me and my girlfriend have to take like a one hour train ride to even get to chicago since we're staying in the suburbs we'd spend every single one of those rides just working out her backstory to make sure every detail was correct and you still got it so wrong yeah but because initially it was just gonna be i go up to her and then like we start talking for like i want to say 10 minutes and then charlie in the background would just be getting you guys really riled up i told them like get them really

pissed we wouldn't we would i feel like we would just be extremely uncomfortable in reality i i can't even remember any of that actually that's Genuinely, we weren't too busy with our own stuff. David, you did not matter. David, you... Oh. Sorry, that was a joke. You matter so much. Give me a kiss.

David, come here, you stupid asshole. Right now, actually, David and Ed right now are both riding bareback. It's insane that they can both do it at the same time. Yeah, they don't even sound like it. It's crazy. So, yeah, what happened after that? So, but yeah, we were working on details on the train because initially the plan was for me to just go up to her

and talk to her while you guys would see us. And then we would come back and I'd say, "'Hey, this is Kat. "'This is actually my girlfriend.' And that'd be the end of the bit. But on like the sixth train ride that we had discussing backstory, we were like like how funny would

it be if instead of doing that i just bring you over to our table and say hey guys this is my this is laura this girl i just did you guys mind if she sits with us that is not to make all of you so fucking uncomfortable yeah then i was like let's add another layer to this what if you don't sit next to me and we had two ideas competing for number one spot either sit next to julian and get really in his face and ask him about his stats all the time or sit between mandy and his girlfriend and talk to both of them at the same time. Oh my God. Should have gone with that one.

I would have loved to talk about my sex. It was really costly depending which one would be funnier. And then eventually, the reservation got really complicated because Charlie and I were operating on two different sides of the spectrum. Dude, that was so complicated. I was operating complicated i was operating

i it was like an hour trying to put together what was happening because i want to say charlie did all this behind my back by the time i started typing was when he caught me up and i was like wait you spoiled the bin he was like yeah i told him we only had this amount of reservations i was like no we don't and that's why i got on like no we only have one or three i started coding gifs of people talking to brick walls. It made it so complicated. Like, I actually thought that... Dude, at one point, I was... Because I was dealing with it a bit.

And at one point, I was like, what the fuck is going on? And everybody was, like, against me. I was like, what? Why is everybody fucking hating on me right now? Because I was like... I was like... Everybody was like,

we have this much... This many reservations. And then Ed was like, we have less than that. And I was like i was like everybody was like we have this much this many reservations and then ed was like no we have less than that and i was like what the fuck is going on charlie you didn't get to see this at the time this argument was going down they were all together but me and charlie were at his place we were just both on the phone like we have three reservations and in trial we'd be like no we have one i was like you motherfucker don't so fucking confused it was such a non-problem too because we called and they were like we have so the place was empty can i just say how like unlistenable and incomprehensible this is to anybody who is not involved in the situation. That's fine. They don't give a shit.

We gave all the details, didn't we? Yeah, we're trying to get reservations. They're fighting over Discord, basically trying to get reservations between like... No one knows what the fuck you guys are talking about. I mean, there's one detail missing. There was two groups of people. White YouTube men

and me and Charlie arguing over Discord at two separate locations. You said white YouTube men and white YouTube men and me and Charlie arguing over Discord at two separate locations. You said white YouTube men and white YouTube men? Aye. And the big thing was there was confusion because of how many reservations there were, and we weren't even worried about that. They just couldn't figure out the number to decide

what was the right number, how many people there were. And it was such a non-issue, because when we called the place, they were like, oh yeah, we can choose a reservation. No problem. It was so instant. I was like, Charlie, I fucking- I'm so glad that the one of the longest stories so far

for Chicago has been, we got confused on Discord. There was a misunderstanding. It was funny. This bar thing happened on our first day, right? Everybody went home and went. The second day, I had a very eventful day. I had an incredibly eventful day, actually. Go on.

Everybody went grocery shopping, and I was also going grocery shopping with everybody. Yeah, yeah. That was also the first day, I think. No, that was the first day. That was the first day? Yeah, because we all went to get food. Oh, that's right. You're right. Because the next day was the fourth, so we had to get food right now.

You're right. The next day was the Yakuza story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. So our first day, we go and get groceries for the place we're staying at. So we're all fed and fat and happy and full of mirth as you want to be on a vacation. Absolutely. Now, when I was walking out of the grocery store, well, I'll say this. We went to the grocery store, got groceries,

whatever. I decided I'm going to get a couple of small things. I'm going to go outside and chill for a little bit while everybody else is stockpiling the food. I was talking to another friend of ours and he went back to our place of residence to stay there and to make sure that our other friend was arriving properly. Now, a big thing that happened

was I bought like a pizza lunchable. I bought like a bunch of random chocolate and I walked outside. The second I walk inside, I'm sitting outside and there's a bunch of watermelon next to the grocery store. A forklift comes by, picks it up. This is very memorable for me and very important to the story, Julian. Don't say anything.

Brandon, the thing with the watermelon was funny. It was funny, Brendan. You're not funny, Brendan. I was sitting there for a second, just on my phone with a bag of like my pizza lunchable in hand and there's two guys talking to each other and it's this kind of shorter white dude and he kind of cocks his head.

He like cartoon turns his head at me and I noticed through my peripheral vision and I'm talking to a friend of ours because I'm deciding, well, do I want to stay here and wait for them and help out or do I want to run back to the Airbnb and drop this stuff off? And this dude, he looks at me and he's got like his eyes going more and more wild

by the second. Like I can see that he's activated the sharing gun and I'm in trouble. So he starts barking at me out of nowhere. Just, Oh my God. And I fucking book it. I run. You see a six foot five white guy running down the street like the million dollar man.

Fucking. He's like standing there still barking at me. I fucking turn around like I got a rear view mirror on my ear. Like we were all dude. He's like standing there still barking at me. I fucking turn around like I got a rear view mirror on my ear like. We were all. Everybody was like, where did Brendan go? We were sitting in the store looking at a message like, where did he go? A man barked at me, so I left.

We bought so much food. We had like two carts full of fucking food. And we were like, how the fuck are we gonna drive i was forward to stealing this temporarily borrowing the shopping cart until i realized we had a car yeah we can can we like one of these days i want to like what do they call it whenever like the drama shows will like recreate something that's dramatic i want to do a dramatic reenaction of the arc he was like shorter than you and David. Oh, man. He was like five foot straight.

Dude, I can get shorter. Dude, it wouldn't be hard to film. I can get shorter. Cut my feet off. Hell yeah, brother. I will nub out. Did you just pour beer into the bed? I sleep there, Ed.

Ed. I went through like a very hard mission of trying to get my beer from the i thought you poured beer into the divot in the blanket i got scared i didn't pull a risk of like i put the beer on the bed and i was like please stay there anyway i think that was uh that, I think that was about everything. That was about everything for our first day here in town. I think so. I don't think we did much. Second day. Does anybody else have anything memorable to say about the second day?

All the days blur together. Second day was the day that we went to town. Do you know why they blur together? Because every single day we played fucking King's Cup. And we got wasted. I thought you were going to talk about the shooting in Highland Park where six people died. Oh, my God. That was on the second day. That was quite significant.

It was the second day. Fourth of July. Chicago, baby. Is this a place to talk about that? Not at all. Please move on. Please keep that in. To be fair, that didn't happen quite close to us. We would like to formally apologize for the shooting. To be fair, that did happen quite close to us.

We apologize for the shooting in Highland Park. That did happen quite close to where we were. Thoughts and prayers to the people. I want to mention, David is dressed in a panda outfit, and it's really funny. Please, David, continue. I'm sorry.

He kept dancing whenever... I can't make that joke. I Fortnite danced. The first night was nice though because we all got to meet each other i got to know i i got to meet ed's girlfriend properly and the second night i didn't introduce myself as myself what did i say i was you said you're a cloud meat you said no no i remember it exactly yeah you looked over to her after we had all done like norm core introductions and you say, and you're like,

hi, I'm clout chaser 45 and I play, I play fortnight. Yeah, that's it. That was clout beast. I thought it was, I thought you said clown beast.

I got scared. Anyway, she looked so confused and I was trying to patch it up instantly. Yeah. He doesn't play fortnight. No, that's me. I play fortnight to patch it up instantly. Yeah. He's just like, he doesn't play Fortnite. No, that's me. I play Fortnite. I did say that, yeah.

I did point at Brandon and go, that's the Fortnite guy. He did, yeah. He said he plays Fortnite. I was like, yeah. Do the dance. Dude, I... Just shake your mic around for the audience. Brandon is doing the Fortnite dance.

I can't even remember any of that night either because... The second night? Yeah, no. We just had a chill night in. We had night? We just had a chill night in. We had the first night and then the chill night in. No. Because I was drunk. Well, I remember everything.

Chill night can also mean drunk night. Second night, we just had a nice... Yeah, let's just go to the highlights. Second day, we had a nice barbecue. That's it. We just made burgers and hot dogs. We watched Hot Wheels Highway 35. Very normal. Very normal. It's a movie. I'm going to pass you. We watched Hot Wheels Highway 35. It was a good time.

Very normal. It's a movie. I'm going to pass you. Passage edition. When did you get shot at? It wasn't me that was shot at. There was just a shooting where I was by. You witnessed a fucking shooting IRL. That wasn't the third day.

That was the fourth or fifth day. The third day was when we all went in the cars. We didn't take the train. That was Yakuza day. That was Yakuza, okay. All right. Okay, okay, everybody. This is the fun bit.

So I have what I call. Ed doesn't know about this. No, I did. He does. Oh, wait, wait. Do you? Yeah, I have it. On you, okay.

No, I have it in the room. You talk about the knife? Yeah, I showed Ed the knife. I told him. Honestly, for the podcast is better because no one's gonna be able to fucking see it anyway. So describing it in the room. You talk about the knife? Yeah, I showed Ed the knife. Honestly, for the podcast, it's better because no one's going to be able to fucking see it anyway. Describing it is more effective. Could be for thumbnails, just have pictures of it.

I have it, but like, fucking Brendan is pointing at it. On the third day, I have something that I'd like to say. I have something called crow brain. It's not a real medical condition, Ed. But like you see...

You have to mention it to Ed because he's going to use it against you. I know. I know, Ed. I see shiny things on the ground and I want to pick them up and grab them. That's how I am. I do that with dogs and fountains.

You pick up dogs and put them in your pocket. Nice German Ooh, shiny. Ooh, shiny. Ooh, shiny. I do that with dogs and fountains. You pick up dogs and just take them. You pick up dogs and put them in your pocket. Nice German shepherd, bro. And homeless men shitting. Okay. Can I just quickly mention? Ed walks up to homeless people and holds his hand underneath their ass and grabs his shit.

He grabs it and runs away. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. So the Yakuza story. I have something called crow brain where I see a shiny thing, I want to pick it up. Like, that's me with, like, spark plugs, coins. Wait, spark plugs?

I picked up spark plugs. I've had, like, five in my pocket before. What? What the fuck is wrong with you? I don't know. I just pick up spark plugs. What? You got a problem? That's kind of why. You already said you have crow brain. I have crow brain. So, I'm walking through the street uh mandy his girlfriend and uh one of our other friends to the car parking lot right and i see something on the ground i'm like this is weird so i pick it up and i look at it i'm like oh it is a brass rectangular knife very very sharp almost box cutter like and

i thought this is kind of weird so i pocketed it kept it it's like dude i found a knife epic but i can't like bring it on a plane or anything so whatever i guess i'll just leave it here so i pocketed it i take it back to our place for residents i hand it off to our friend because i start looking at it in the car it's got katakana on it yeah it's yeah it's a japanese it's an inscribed but the thing is like i don't think you've you've said enough like This looks like it was homemade. It looks like a homemade and machine-made knife. I thought it was a knife you made.

We need to specify. We don't mean homemade as in someone threw it together. It was not made in a factory. This was a hand-crafted, high-quality, Yakuza fucking blade. And I saw him pick it up at the dirtiest stoplight crosswalk yeah i did i i just saw it and i was like what's that that's mine now and the word the most fucked up part

is that we were we have someone here who like almost kind of understands japanese they read they do and it says uh penance of nino nino is a nino is a name i know is a name presumably this knife belonged to nino and presumably iably, Nino has lost some fingers. They lost some pennants. They lost the knife. There's also a notch on the knife in a very weird position. We're thinking that's a finger slash life counter. Now I'm in possession of an incredibly cursed knife,

and I'm very happy. Thank you, Chicago. You know what's crazy though? That's a pretty cool looking knife. It's a really cool knife that I got for free, baby. Also, you know what's crazy? There's a stain on it

that's blood. I didn't know that. I was looking at it because I cleaned the outside. I was looking at the blade yesterday with David and we noticed that there's a blood stain on it because I cleaned the outside. I was looking at the blade yesterday with David and we noticed that there's a blood stain on it. That is fucking blood. Oh, you did not show me that.

Yeah, well, I saved a bit because I didn't want to tell you because... Jesus fucking... There's a stain on it that is like... It's like... You know how blood turns or... It turns like rust color. It looks rust color.

Yeah. There's a straight up like a putt like a weird little puddle on the edge of the knife and it is rust rust colored so like you know oh my god real quick yeah the night you show me that knife was that the night i was just here for like three hours then i yeah yeah yes because i, right. That was that night. I was like a kid at a candy store. I was like, look at my knife. Look at my knife. You kept stabbing people with it.

I know, it was crazy. When you did it to me, I didn't like it. I had my wound treatment kit. The hospital staff were pretty nice. So it's whatever. I just want to say, do you guys remember earlier when Mandy found a hair in his microphone yeah so do you guys remember a couple episodes ago when i talked about the one time that i got laid and at a party and that resulted in one of my friends

waking up with pubes all over his face yeah yeah so we're here now and um we can all share pubes i i hung around the airbnb with my girlfriend and we were thinking like wait i just realized something the guy that happened to his name was david that's me baby no no the guy in brussels right oh never mind that's not me yeah so we were thinking what if it happened to another guy called david me so um brendan remember oh my god ed is that okay i'm standing in the kitchen ed and cat are talking to each other like randomly right oh my god i'm having this oh my god and kitchen. Ed and Kat are talking to each other like randomly, right? Oh, my God. I'm having this.

And I come up and I start talking to them. Ed's like, Brendan, I'm going to pull a prank. I need you to pull for time. And Ed's like, do you want to know what the prank is? And I said, no. No. What did you do? So back in Brussels, I left a batch of pubes on my friend david's face oh my god on his pillow you

know he woke up with pubes all over his face i was thinking like what if i do that again in chicago what the fuck is wrong with you you did not so how did you know which pillow is mine? I asked Brendan. Yeah. I helped. I helped. I helped. I didn't know it would be this because I told Ed, don't tell me what it is. What the fuck?

I'm so sorry. I told Ed, don't tell me what it is because if I know, I'll feel bad. I still feel bad, but less bad. Are you fucking kidding me? But the thing is, it was like a third party thing, so it was less suspicious. I just told Kat, hey, can you askndan one where david's room is and two what the fuck can we get some scissors i helped you with both of those god damn it i didn't know it was for that oh my god you deserved what happened to you ed oh yeah 100 I didn't know this was going on.

Brendan hooked me up with the info. I went in the bathroom. I got what I needed, and then I just did... Wait, wait, was it the bathroom? You fucking salt-based pre-healed it on the bio. I kept saying, oh my god, I can't figure out the locks.

When you... yeah. The bathroom he saw, saw some um i saw some traces of those hairs i was actively i've been actively avoiding those i've gone to shower wait so i went in the bathroom thanks to brendan's intel are you fucking kidding me and i went to the room and i figured this is probably David's pillow. And I just sprinkled. Which pillow? It was on the right side.

What's that? That was mine. Oh no. Yes! I didn't even know this. Wait, okay. There was a lot. Oh my god. There was a lot.

Oh my God. There was a patch of hair missing on my balls. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I just realized that's where I'm- Oh no, okay. Wait. Sorry, I'm stupid. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Was that the night that Mandy laid in David's bed though?

No, no, no. That was the next night. That was the next night. Okay, that would be amazing. Holy shit. That would have been incredible. Wait, wait, wait, wait. If I inadvertently had blocked for that, That would have been incredible. Wait, wait, wait. If I inadvertently had blocked for that,

that would have been incredible. Oh my God. That was the next night. When you say, which room was it? It wasn't, it was, Brandon told me it was the one with the computer in it.

Yes. I was, I was very. The one here, there. I was very sure. On the right side. Yeah.

Dude, I slept on your pubes, dude. You know what the worst part of this is? I did not notice at all. My conscience kicked in, right? Because I knew it would. He told me. I told David that you did something in there

because I was like, I have to be honest with you. What the fuck? That's why I asked you don't tell me what you did. I have to be honest with you. What the fuck? But, but, Ed, Ed, Ed, that's why I asked you, don't tell me what you did. How many layers are going on to this? So, wait, you... Okay, no, because, dude, okay. Wait, when was it?

Second night or first night? It was the first time I came to the Airbnb when I was only here for a couple hours. Second night. Third night. That'd be the third. Fourth of July wasn't that night oh my god dude i was so drunk that i wait wait i was so drunk wait that wait wait wait boo was the one that brought me to the fucking bed because i was so wasted from king's cup and you didn't notice any amount of dude i

was falling asleep i'll be dead honest with you that part of the night everybody was having hard hearts david was so blasted he was falling asleep and he was asleep he wasn't even cognizant i at one point tried to get his attention i said his name 15 times nothing he stared at me like which for the audience it's a vacant stare there dude i slept on your pubes and i liked it dude what the fuck i had no idea i i was so wasted so much better than i expect i was all right dude that was a dice roll. I was like, fuck. But Ed had his own karma system built in by accident. I had no fucking idea. What the fuck you, dude?

I want to specify. It's a big fucking patch of hair that I'm missing on my balls. Show us. Show. I don't think I will. You should. You showed ball pics before. I'm married, dude.

It doesn't matter. I'm in a relationship. I don't think I will. You should. You showed ball picks before. I'm married, dude. It doesn't matter. I'm all... I'm like... I'm in a relationship. I don't care. I don't think I will do that. Julian's not going to tell. I'll show my balls first.

I'll show my balls first. Are you guys fighting? Yeah. No, dude. For real, though. I actually had no idea. Did anything happen on day four i don't i think we just got well day four i remember what happened to mandy but oh no on this day ed had a um he had his payback for the pubes immediately on accident right i don't know about accidents can you can

you explain what the context is for everything and how this happened? And make it snappy. Because people might not know what ice is. The guys had just played... Oh, I remember this. I remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The guys had just played Ring of Fire slash King's Cup.

This is not my phone last night. We're all hammered. We're all hammered. And I'm saying like, okay, well, you guys played it when I wasn't even there, so we're all hammered and i'm saying like okay well you guys played it when i wasn't even there so we're playing it again so me charlie cat and her friend we go to a liquor store beforehand because we knew it was about to go off and i'm buying like some belgian beers because i want to like make people to have and try them try them. And Kat and Charlie are just in the background, just whispering.

They're scheming. They're out of focus. They're in the middle distance. And I'm just thinking, like, what the fuck is going on? Because women start scheming. I assume it's my fault. So I go over and I say, hey, is everything okay? And they're like, oh, yeah.

Hi, what's up? Go away. Go away. Me and Charlie are talking. I was like, okay. Women. Amen. What's up? Go away. Go away. Me and Charlie are talking. I was like, okay. Women. Amen.

I go back to the imports. I'm just picking out my shit. And I notice Kat is buying something, but she's hiding it from me. She keeps putting it out of view. So I'm thinking like, okay, this is going to be some like woman drink that she's going to make me drink like some soft cherry beer or whatever. Something for women. Women. Yeah, we get it boys. We get it, though.

Woo! Woo! Yeah. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. Anyways. So we're heading back to the Airbnb and I'm getting the drinks out of the trunk and Charlie goes like,

I don't know, you're good. You head to the Airbnb. I was like, what? He goes, yeah, just leave. And then I see Charlie put something in a black bag, a duffel bag, if you will, if you guys remember the duffel bag. It's perhaps a doofly bag, but continue. So we head into the Airbnb.

I'm having a couple drinks, and I notice she keeps scheming, and I'm just like, now I'm fucking pissed off. I gotta start like yeah she's having a woman moment you know i get it i get it so uh after a while i know women me that nothing's wrong and then what was the first one was at the couch it was me yeah it was me so i sit down next to brendan we're watching Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the Ring,

I'm pretty sure at that point or something. I don't know. One of the- I remember exactly what happened. Do you want me to recount it real quick? Okay, so Canada asked me to help out with scheming, right? Like scheming to ice Ed. I have to explain.

We need to first explain. I have to explain what ice is. Ice is when you hide a smear of ice of any flavor for a friend. They discover it. The game is when you discover that an ice has been hidden, you have to drink the whole thing right then and there. You have to slam it. You have to take a knee and slam it.

So Kat had asked me, like, she had one prepared already, and she had asked me for a couple ideas. Hold up. You're skipping the final detail. She came to me as well and asked me to be a cohort. I'm the one who hit all of them. No, no, no, I got the first one. Really?

No, I got the first one because she asked me and I said, the best ices are the most simple. So I went to the bathroom and I started thinking and thinking and I was like, okay, epic idea. Ed had brought a box of Stella Artois. There was Smirnoff that was in the fridge. I saw that Ed was engaging in conversation with two other people and I thought, this is perfect. The box of Stella Artois I was smirnoff that was in the fridge i saw that ed was engaging in conversation with two other people and i thought this is perfect the box of stella artois i have never had before

i decided to grab a smirnoff ice pink lemonade and place it right in there right in front of ed right there literally three three inches away from him i walk around sit down on the couch go hey ed ed ed's like yeah bud i look him directly in the eye. The level of trust there is at maximum, right? You can hear the doki doki of his heartbeat. Can we get a voice track of me be like, yeah, bud, just so we can put that there. Yeah, bud.

And I say, can you give me a Stella? I haven't tried him before and I really want to try them. And Ed, what did you do? I said, yeah, right away, homie. Dude, I got you. Brendan, I trust you with my heart and life. You could never do me wrong. Exact transcription right there.

He said that word for word. With Ed knowing that I had just been in the kitchen beforehand thinking it was kind of weird. I looked at him and my brain went like, you just came from the kitchen? Why did you? Yeah, sure, whatever, man. Yeah, I got you. And then he reached into the box, and immediately was like, huh?

And grabbed the Smirnoff ice, looked at it, and said, fuck! Wait, you already knew how to play at that point? No, I didn't. Wasn't that the first one? Because I was straight up just grabbing it. No, this was the second one, because the first one? Because I was straight up just grabbing it. No, this was the second one because the first time I hit it

inside the fold of a couch. Oh. That was the last one. Yeah, and then- I didn't know. I thought that was the first one because I never saw the couch one. No, you're the second person

who was involved in Ed's GF's fucking scheme. Go on, Julian. So yeah, the first one isn't very eventful. We just kept being like, Ed, you got to check inside the couch. Get the stuff of another friend of ours out of it. Yes, it was bugs, right? Yeah, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

You find it and you're just baffled and we have to explain to you the rules of ice and then force you to do it. That's so weird. An open bottle of Smirnoff ice and everybody's just to do it. That's so weird. An open bottle of Smirnoff ice. And everyone's just laughing at me. Wait, is that actually the first time you've ever been ice? I've never even heard of being ice before that.

No, it's not a thing in Europe at all. Okay. Well, anyway, so you kept getting ice. And the next one that's really notable, because you kept getting ice throughout the night. No, it happened that. It was four. It was four.

It was the couch, the box, the bear. My favorite one is the bear. The third one was the night. No, it happened that, and then the box happened. It was four. It was the couch, the box, the pair. My favorite one is the man. The third one was the pair. The man is last. The third one is like just sad to me. Yeah. Was it that? You remember.

I remember one because Kat actually had placed that one before I did this. Ed called it immediately when it was going to be. Because here's what happened. At that point, Julian had iced me.

He had taken credit. Brendan had iced me. He had taken credit. And it's always like, in the background, it's your-. He had taken credit. Brendan had iced me. He had taken credit. And it's all your... In the background, it's your... At that point, I was like, okay, it happened twice. It's going to keep happening. I'm just going to let just be on high alert all night.

It's so funny that you say we take credit for it because it's your girlfriend who's the fucking puppet master the whole time. She was the puppet master. I definitely took credit for it. You took credit for it, too. I did. I did. Fuck your girlfriend.

I did. Real audience, I pointed at David because he slept on my pubes. Yeah, I did. I did. Fuck your girlfriend. I did. Real audience. I pointed at David because he slept on my pubes. Yeah, I did. I did. They were so tasty. Yum, yum. So the third ice after the second ice, I went, OK, I'm on high alert now.

This is obviously just going to be a bit that happens all night. This explains why she was scheming. I now understand what's going on and then cat like fucking robocop just walks up to me and she goes hey ed can you pick up that teddy bear for me and i'm just looking at her like oh no her excuse was they come this stupid her excuse was also how tall is it compared to you yeah that's so yeah yeah so i'm just staring at her i'm just like cat this was such a shit attempt at an iced but i'm gonna trust you is this an iced and she went no it's not i went okay i'm gonna trust you. This motherfucker. And believe that you aren't actually icing me.

And then I walk over to the teddy bear. I lift it up. I see the smear off ice. And I just stare at her for like a full minute. I want you to know that I did try to help her come up with a better way to get you on that one. I was like, there's a fan over there. And I was like, ask him. Try to ask him.

Like I told her, I was like, try to ask him what brand of fan that is over there. So you can like get a good look at it. And then once he's over there, say, hey, pick up that bear real quick. To be fair, that teddy bear was fucking huge. Oh yeah. It was a big bear. So I just, I pick up the teddy bear. My fucking disappointment in that moment when i'm just staring at her like

this is what you think of me like this brings us and this brings us to number four number four manny i would like to talk about number four i think i i think ed you should explain what happened and i'll say what happened in the background from your that's good that's good say what happened from your perspective and i'll say what happened so from my point of view this is my third ice i knew for a fact this was going to keep going i thought like okay everyone's gonna have one of these and everyone's gonna have like a different gimmick no so i'm just gonna be on high alert i dude i think you're the only one that got iced it was only ed no no i'm saying like everybody's gonna do it to everybody's gonna get right yeah oh yeah absolutely dude you're horrible you're so easy to ice no offense the last one did take that's

what you get for trusting your friends dummy you. You fucking idiot. So what happens? We have to explain the Pons. The Pons starts. Oh, the Pons star updates. I'll give the thing. So for context, this Airbnb seems to have just the one floor, right? This is the only floor. Yeah, it's the. It's a bunch of rooms, two bathrooms.

One of them has a TV in it. And I guess like from my point of view, you guys just play Pawn Stars. Yeah. The restroom. Yeah. I started it. It started with me taking like video.

Like I watched Fesh Prince in the shower, the YouTube poop. And I took a video on Twitter and posted there. So that'd be funny. And then after that, I started putting on Pawn Stars. But the thing is, I realized that when I put on Pawn Stars,

it keeps showing more and more episodes, and we've just been drunk and giving each other updates. Yeah, you give an update on what's happening in the episode. So you go in, you take a piss, you don't look at your dick or balls. You look at Rick Harrison and Chumlee, baby.

If you got a chub, nothing makes it softer than Chumlee, baby. Let's go. So if you got a chub nothing makes it softer than chumlee baby let's go right and so if you leave the bathroom you have to give what we call a pawn stars update where we just update everybody in the airbnb about what was the last thing that happened on dude you know what's the weirdest part like everybody shuts the fuck up for pawn stars update and we're like yeah we're like maybe we're like 15 people and like 15 people shut the fuck up and like look 15 drunk people yeah just intently look at you like what happened what i love about the pawn stars update is because like somebody will go out of the bathroom and go yo and then somebody it's almost always boo but somebody in the group will go hey pawn Bonstar's update And we all just go immediately quiet and just look at him like fucking me

Yes, it's always latest it is always blue. I always love that. It's like it's such an anti climax, too It's like yeah fucking I don't know someone was like selling a grave Yeah, so far was when I went in and went out and then it was just like yeah one guy's trying to sell like a flamethrower and a napalm bomb for like 4200 like just u.s military yeah and everybody went they're selling napalm like dude yeah go in there yeah i guess they are yeah anyway back to number back to number four. Back to number four. So we have, you know, the running Pawn Stars update gag. Yeah. And this was very soon after the third ice.

So at that point, I was starting to feel them. And suddenly, this is from my point of view, I'm sitting in the living room. I think we're watching Spider-Man 3. Yes. The trilogy was playing on TV. And I'm just looking at it and then mandy comes out guys guys pawn star update they're trying to sell like the first edition copy of phantom blood jojo part one oh my god and i go you're fucking

joking that's a good one and manny goes no no no, no, no, no, dude, they're still doing it. So I run in there and they're trying to sell some like rapier or something. It was some other document. You're like, this looks like the Declaration of Independence. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I just go like, that's not Jojo part one. That's a bunch of slave owners writing. And then I look below the TV. And what do I eyes gaze upon upon a smirnoff ice i gaze upon a smear

that is no no no no i'm sorry i'm sorry so i grab it and i go i look at mandy and i'm pretty sure i said something hateful oh yeah i'm going something that we'd have to censor if i can it was like i'm gonna kill your family something like that yeah actually there were some mentions of the korean war there was it was like so racist you gotta chill i somehow predicted shins i mean i'm just glad that david i'm just glad that david censored all that you know i got you guys I got you guys. I got you guys. Anyway, so.

Our YouTube careers are safe. Yes. So I look at Mandy. I say, no, I got to finish my point of view. I thought you were done. And then Mandy's going to correct it. Oh, no. So I look at Mandy.

I get on one knee and I drink it. And I go, that tasted like shit. And then I look at Mandy and he tells tells me yeah uh most of that was vodka dude and that's more than most more than most it's not all that's what most is fuck you so it was it was a lot it was a lot more than half you could say can i get the back room pov so during the third icing, during the the icing, he was still arguing with the bear while he was staring at

the bear and staring at Kat and just fighting people. Yeah. I had removed half the Smirnoff ice from the bottle. At least half. And I had replaced it with a healthy amount of vodka. Platinum. The worst vodka we could find. Boo had found a $13 plastic bottle

two liter of vodka called 7X Platinum. It's so fucking... It tastes like varnish. I love the way Mandy described it. When he first had a shot, he described it as leaving bikini bottom. Yeah.

That's really accurate. I haven't heard that one yet it is genuinely one of the worst vodkas you take a sip and you are now in leaving bikini bottom so it's so bad it's so yeah so you i love how you resealed the bottle so we could have i could have used a tool if i was trying but instead i took another empty bottle and just kind of hammered it back on. To be fair, we were all so drunk. You didn't even need tools.

Well, no, I was really struggling. So I was like, Oh, it's kind of popping off a bit. Like I might look dented and he might think it's off. Something's up with it.

But yeah, I know that happened because I had a man on the inside in retrospect. Bugs. Chaz goes up. Chaz. Oh my God. Chaz, oh my God. Chaz, my girlfriend's friend who's visiting, just goes up to me and he was like, by the way, Ed, I'm gonna be real, I knew that happened.

What do you mean? Because I saw Mandy just walk over to the kitchen sink and then just pour vodka into like a Smirnoff ice and I was like, is that for Ed? And then I watched him grab the cap, hammer it back onto the bottle. With another bottle.

Turn around. And I'm pretty sure we made eye contact. And I just didn't say anything because he freaked me out. Oh no. I just winked at Chez. Yeah, no, he told... I didn't remember that part until now, but yes, he did say that part.

So, uh... By the end of the night, you were a corpse. So... Yeah, from a POV, how did I react to the drink? His eyes looked like saucers. I learned today that apparently vodka specifically

is Ed's kryptonite. He's like, oh, a single shot will put me down. And there was at least he was quite there was a point in the night where Ed was sitting next to me and I kept trying to micromanage his like attitude. And I asked like you fucking revealed it to me before you even told Ed that there was anything in there.

I told Ed about it. How did you not taste it? He chugged it really well but after he chugged it he said, that tasted a little different. I was like, Mandy, this was revealed to me during King's Cup and Mandy looks at me and Mandy's

telling people what happened and Mandy giggles maniacally like, and Ed is so blasted that at one point he grabbed my foot and tried to get up with my foot as leverage. He sat there and grabbed my foot and held onto it for three minutes straight where I had to be like, Ed, Ed, Ed, what?

I pulled his hand off and put it on the floor because like, oh, sorry, Bremden. Bremden. I forgot about Bbden i'm sorry brebden someone else was telling me later that night they they looked at you or they were well everything was like you know riling down we're about to go to bed and they i think it was i think it was bugs they they like looked at you and if it weren't for the fact that you moved your leg a little bit they thought you were dead dude yeah he told me i was knocked the you were out you were so fucked we were watching freddy got fingered you didn't even you didn't even fucking we watched freddy got figured yeah and you didn't even laugh no react wakey wakey baby wakey. Baby, wakey, wakey, baby.

Dude, I was a vegetable at that point. I was done. You were a little fruit basket. See Tom Green get in the moose. This is so sad. So that's day four, right? Well, day three. Day three because day four was Wednesday.

Oh, yeah. So then the following day that's whenever mandy got zonked right yes it was that was when he got shot i know i was not shot at directly yeah you should tell that story yeah so um my girlfriend i had split off because she was going home early and so she really wanted to try portillo's which is a local chain which makes hot dogs and burger kind of just sort of fast food stuff. And we had gone there and we were just walking to the next station. And all week people have been having trouble with their Google Maps. Charlie had the same.

Even Charlie had the same thing happen where it's showing bus stations as like the train transit. And so we were both under an underpass and we kept moving around and we were getting lost we went all right this is not the right area let's just move to the station and if you're from chicago this was in avondale and we were heading to the um the belmont station yeah and we saw like we looked over there's like a guy eating a sandwich in an alleyway and we kept walking and then someone veered off to the right, right by us. And they were laying on the horn.

And if you're in Chicago, you know that everyone is always honking all the time. This is not, none of this so far as unusual. People are so fucking rude when they're driving in fucking Chicago. People honk constantly. And like, I think the longest we've heard is is that guy who held it for 20 seconds

on the horn without stopping. It's completely normal for people to be honking their horn as they're shifting lanes. So we think nothing of it. Then behind us, we hear two gunshots. So for people listening, that's the non-normal part?

It's the nicer part of chicago it's not what the nicer part of chicago is when you get when you hear shots well no but like genuinely we are in a really nice part of chicago right the south side is what's known as chirac that we are not in the rack are we are we allowed to even say that yeah it's it's because it had more casualties in the iraq war oh my god anyhow we were not in the rack it was a large black either van or suv i did not turn long enough to look oh god but i didn't see who they hit i didn't see if they had hit anybody but i saw the hand with the handgun still on the window dude genuinely that is one of the most horrifying things ever well the thing is

she had already run off ahead of me hearing shots. My instinct was to turn and look and see what was happening. Her survival instincts were on fucking point. It wasn't like I was going to bring a handgun to Chicago with me because fuck checking a bag for that.

But I turned around and just saw the hand and I went i went oh someone just got disintegrated i should keep moving oh my god this can bubble you what the thing yeah the issue is it is chicago and i'm like what do i call for this and so instead i just went to the group chat and was like doing two word messages like hey like someone blasted on the move dude we were all going to an aquarium dude we we were horrified yeah like we were on we were talking about fucking whatever the fuck cds with like a random dude oh yeah because on our subway stop there was like a pile one of our subway stops there was like three piles like like this tall like fucking four feet tall of CDs just on a bench.

And a dude grabbed a bunch, put them in a bag and then walked on the subway train. He left a bunch of them there, though, so they weren't his CDs. Yeah. And he was like talking about his CDs. And all of a sudden, I just see like, oh, you know, there was a drive-by near us. And we were like, what the fuck? That's horrifying. I thought it was cool.

I mean, we looked it up. Well, I looked up later. And there have been, like, some shootings in the area. Like, where we were. Because Charlie said, oh, like, the violence in Chicago has actually gone down over the past few years. It's just now spreading out more to where people aren't used to it. So, oh, so, like, will I see anything about this in the news? I don't know. Maybe, but probably not. Who knows?

Maybe by the time you're listening to this, you can look up Avondale Chicago shooting and see something about it. You can look up a Mandalore Gaming Chicago moment. I still have the big list of them, but yeah. It feels so weird.

Well, it doesn't... Because we didn't see anyone actually get obliterated, it was a little less like... I mean, back home, we'll hear gunshots or see fights sometimes. So she was like, oh, when I heard them, I ran, so I didn't see anything. And I went, oh, I turned around, I saw the weapon, but I'm probably fine.

The next day walking, when someone honked, I'd duck a little. So maybe I'm not completely over it but honestly i didn't get blasted by that dude's musket so nice try chicago if i'm like um man yeah that's true man do it was because it was such a non-event looking back it's like oh i didn't i didn't file a police report it's just such a crazy like we just met the aquarium later yeah i'll be real i don't think that i i don't like oh wait wait wait wait let me let me finish let me finish your face i don't think it's that crazy we don't need that any episode that's good

that's a pretty good julian impression. Yeah. And we went to an aquarium and then we went home. I saw an alligator. I know. I saw him doing it. There were belugas. There were whales. For context, dolphins. This part is crazy. For context, Julian's actually

on fire right now. I know we're fucking around being like, oh, they're sucking feet or whatever. That's true. I just want to say real quick, I'm just so happy that everybody came by.

Oh, you're too drunk for this podcast, David. Please start talking nicely about your friends. I actually wanted to talk about this. I'm just really happy that everybody came by. Dude, I thought it was me who's going to be saying all this whenever we started recording. Like genuinely,

like it's been so nice seeing everyone and you guys, even I never had. Yeah. Okay. I miss my wife, dude. Like, no,

could you guys mind being like my collective father figure? Yeah. Let's never leave. David. I'm sorry though. No, you continue. hey david's saying something nice and genuine shut the fuck up i'm just happy that everybody came by even mandy

like what the fuck is i i don't know to be fair i had i had missed other events due to no circumstances not even then like even then you're a pretty private person i'm just happy everybody came by and i'm just happy everybody came by and i'm happy that ed stroking my back and touching my asshole i don't know what real yeah dude so the fourth day was there was a brief smaller shooting and we saw whales i just i just want to say i i agree with, even though I was talking shit earlier, but I also agree with David. I'm very happy. It's been like genuinely nice.

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