Please Stop Talking - Saving Recess | Please Stop Talking

Episode Date: February 8, 2019

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I mean, I... Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. My friends all kind of up and went missing a few months ago, and I don't have a lot going on. Really now? A guy like you having a hard time finding... Yeah, actually, no, that makes some sense. I don't know, man, I just... Wait, what the fuck is that? Hmm? Oh, that makes some sense. I don't know man, I just...

Wait, what the fuck is that? Hmm? Oh, that's the gay news. That... wait, the gay news? It just looks like the regular news. Why wouldn't it? What? Oh, no, no, no, I'm not...

I'm at a fucking gay bar, I'm not... Can you please just unmute it? Fine... Please be warned, the images we're about to show are disturbing. Sir, please put the gun down, I'm trying to help you. No, you're with him! You're all with him! I can't trust any of you! Please sir, we all just want what's best for you.

How the fuck would you know what's best for me? I'm glad you asked. No! What a mood killer. What the fuck was that? What was all that shit about video games? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't me? I'm glad you asked. No!

What a mood killer. What the fuck was that? What was all that shit about video games? What are you talking about? You've been keeping an eye on that drink? What are you talking about? The cop was just talking to that dude about how he could get Rise of the Tomb Raider in the new Humble Monthly. No, he wasn't.

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No. No. Right now it's Vermintide 2, Cultist Simulator, and Earth Defense Force 4 force 4.1 the shadow of new despair. That's even better Yeah, no, that's wait. What the fuck? I'm like, that was my friend Well, where was that footage from the gay news only reports on things that happen in France and LA so take your pick Okay, cool. I'm gonna I'm gonna close my tab. All right, just give me one second. All right, sounds good What the fuck? Hello?

You need to leave. You've been awakened. We're looking for you now. What? Who the fuck are you? You saw the ad. You're in danger. You need to leave right now. I'll explain later. The bad man may be listening. I can help you find your friend. What? Hello?

Who are you? Who are the bad men? All set. Okay, great. I got it. What? How do you feel about sharks? Welcome to the podcast.

Hello, everybody. Welcome to... Please stop talking. It's not PST podcast, you motherfucker! I do it on purpose! Please stop talking! I will lose it on purpose! I do it on purpose!

The P in PST stands for peeing, because Avery just got done peeing. I think. I heard his door close. Hey, we're already recording Avery how you doing Oh are we Oh okay How was your pee I just pissed

It was good I had to piss out all of my anger Because Mandy made a reference to the communist manifesto And then David thought It was a capitalist thing And then I said David he's talking about the communist manifesto. And David said, what's that? Are you ready to be even more angry?

When we started recording, David introduced it as PST podcast. Shut God. We're redoing. Actually, no, just ADR me right now. Please stop talking. Speaking of awful interactions with Canadians while you were pissing I remembered a great interaction I had with Rexy the other day where we were just it's not that long of an interaction

it's just I think you're gonna fucking love this we were in a call and then Rexy started like rapping along to some song and I just went what the fuck did you just say to me and Rexy's like oh I'm singing a song and I went I don't know what that is and then Rexy just paused for a second and did you just say to me? And Rexy's like, oh, I'm singing a song. And I went, I don't know what that is. And then Rexy just paused for a second and went, you don't know what songs are?

What? That's the second most Rexy shit I've ever heard. Wait, you don't know what songs are? Bro, I'm going to blow your mind but yeah anyway oh people have been did you guys see that in some of the comments people actually know about rexy and and some guy got like three upvotes asking for rexy to come on as a guest absolutely not what what yeah i agree i don't need him rolling his r's for an hour it had four upvotes i was one that doesn't do anything i know it doesn't i upvoted it i'm gonna be honest i want rexio i'm gonna be honest with you i'm really disarmed coming back from my piss and the podcast is

already happening without me yeah you got hit with a balona three that was the record button oh my god i don't like all of the smite references that are already happening that was one rexy rexy reference it's a canada thing what do you mean what else does rexy do uh not his i'll tell you that he goes to country festivals he fucks girls at country festivals allegedly well girls you know and he fucking plays smite women don't go to country festivals. He fucks girls at country festivals, allegedly. Well, girls, you know. And he fucking plays smite. Women don't go to country festivals. This week in the news,

hires a fully arrested and pedophile child ring by the FBI. Oh, a Super Bowl-themed pedophilia ring, yeah. As if they weren't fucking enough kids with the Realm Royale update. Oh, no. What the fuck? As if they weren't fucking enough kids with the Realm Royale update. Oh! No!

What the fuck? Mandy, you're not upset about the child fucking. You're still upset about tribes. I want to ski! Is that so hard? I was playing Apex earlier, and David was like, I was like, oh shit, you can slide. Then David goes, yeah, but you can't slide up.

I'm sorry. God, I'm sorry. I said I'm sorry. What the hell? It's not your fault. I'm sorry. I just want to ski. Moving on from the pit of failure ring, how is Apex Legends? I haven't played it yet. I played the tutorial.

I've played it. It's quite good. I've not played it. I'm surprised you haven't played it. It fixes... I've been playing shit for the video. Ah, right, right, right. It fixes a lot of problems I have with Battle Royale. Like what? Yeah.

And it's just... Yeah. Like, you can actually revive teammates. Yeah? Like, once they die. I mean, that... It fixes, like... It fixes, like, just watching your teammates...

Aw, you guys are assholes. What the hell? Every time, man. Every fucking time. I hope you can tell I had the biggest smile on my face. The second he said it, I... I'm not kidding, Ed. I looked at your fucking name in the Discord call.

You fucking... Oh, dude, I just realized what I did. With the biggest shit-eating grin on my face. kidding, Ed. I looked at your fucking name in the Discord call. You fucking... Oh, dude. With the biggest shit-eating grin on my face. Oh, fuck. I just realized what I said. What the fuck? Oh, my God. This is going great.

No, I meant, like, once you die, like, for real, and they didn't have time to revive you, you can actually, like actually go grab your teammates banner and go to a machine and revive them it was just really funny so wait is it like the defibrillator in Left 4 Dead 2 or not at all no it's like

the closets in Left 4 Dead 2 it is except you have to grab the dot tags so there's a risk and reward thing yeah and it's just really fucking fun It is, except you have to grab the dog tags, so there's a risk and reward thing. Yeah. And it's just really fucking fun. The balloons are cool. It doesn't take long to go from one side

of the map to the other, because you can just take these balloons that bring you up. They fucking throw you into the air, and you can jetpack to the other end of the map. It's kind of like the jump ads in Fortnite. Oh. Well, well, yes, I've never actually played

Fortnite, so I don't know. It fixes a lot of the problems I have with this game that I've never played. I mean, I honestly, I pretty much never played Fortnite. I only played the other battle royales like PUBG and the other ones. The closest thing i got to playing

fortnight was being in a movie theater and a nine-year-old rang into my legs full speed and i looked down he looked up at me and said fortnight and ran off i don't know he was just running around yelling fortnight were you telling me that story yeah yeah there's just this kid running around he was just yelling did you answer it did you answer him no it wasn't a question's just yelling for you answer. Did you answer him? No? They mean answer it. I don't know did you answer the call? He bought my legs I looked down because it felt like you know like a large dog it hit me this kid Night and runs off

Night dude, I don't know I would scream Fortnite back at him. He seemed so happy. You'd ruin his day. He didn't look happy. He looked angry. He looked angry? Speaking of things we do as children. Continue. Are we going back to the Super Bowl pedophile ring?

Are we going back to the Iris pedophile ring again? No! No! Absolutely not. I know. are we going back to the superbowl pedophile ring again no no absolutely not I know you had a I was just waiting for the I wasn't trying to transition out of that I wasn't enjoying that conversation oh my god yikes

I can't transition into my story from this you fucked it, David. Speaking of transitioning. Fuck it. Let me transition into my own fucking story, cunt. What is happening? I don't know. Welcome to season three of Please Stop Talking.

Hey, we good. What is the theme of your pedophile ring? Go ahead. Oh my god. What if I had to have a themed pedophile ring... No, no, we're not going into that. We just kind of started. Yeah, there's...

I mean, we haven't had a topic for any episodes recently, really. Except for the one D&D episode. Ed, are you clipping your nails? Yes. Well, he should have a clipper near me, too, but... We are not doing your nails? Yes. Well, he should have a clipper near me too, but... We are not doing clipping nails

ASMR. We are not having clipping nails. I stopped when I realized clipping nails is louder than I remembered. This content's for Future David only. Oh, good. Can we talk about Future David then? I guess we have to talk about Future David. Can we talk about the

fucking episode that Manny recorded in Sony Vegas? Let's talk about the talk about future. Can we talk about the fucking episode that Mandy recorded in Sony Vegas? Let's talk about the Sony Vegas episode. Let's talk about sleep-deprived Mandy and the adventures we had with clips. I have the clips.

No, I don't have the clips. That's right. You don't have clips. I don't have the clips. I don't have clips because he recorded his audio in fucking Sony Vegas, exported it as

a flack and lost it immediately. So I've never, we've tried to record this episode. We tried to record this pilot episode of season three. This is our third attempt at this point. First attempt. I got blackout drunk while we were recording it, like from sober. And also in the middle of that episode my computer died so that happened that also happened

yeah no the me blacking out in the would have stayed I'm I'm yeah it would have that's coming out at some point it is coming out at some point yeah but the second time we tried to record we tried to record with Mandy while he was

had not slept for 39 hours christ mandy he's still oh i'm listening he's clipping his nails i'm not asking you to listen are you talking about oh like how long i hadn't slept uh yeah how long have you not slept at that point maybe two nights before I slept maybe four hours. But, like, over that four-day period, it wasn't a lot of sleep. I would probably say I was over 40 hours. Probably nearly 50 without, like, a good night's sleep. My God.

Yeah. Okay. So, Mandy was, to put it lightly tired and during i don't i barely remember that you would not have known that he was sober you were blackout tired not like you were not sober dude it was yeah no what happened was while we were trying to record the ad mandy at one point says just the ad read we were just trying to record the ad one point says just the ad read. We were just trying to record the ad read at this point. And Mandy just all of a sudden goes

wait why are five chicken sandwiches being delivered to my house? Did I order five chicken sandwiches? Your five chicken sandwiches are being delivered? What? So it turns out Mandy on Postmates while we were trying to record the podcast while mandy was

recording with us had ordered five chicken sandwiches on postmates from chick-fil-a to be delivered he made an adventure out of why what do you mean why we don't know why he he he just kept saying chicken sandwiches that's all he I remember it briefly because I remember not being happy about it either. They're like, why'd you order five? I don't know. I can't eat that many. What am I going to do with all of those? I was upset about it too.

And then when they got there, you ate two and a half and passed out. I ate one and a half and passed out. But that's not the weird part. That's not the end of it. Because a lot of other stuff happened. Mandy was informing us about how absorbent Shamwows are. He had eight Shamwows on his desk. One for each chicken sandwich.

While we're trying to record the actual episode, Mandy just all of a sudden says, I'm folding up the ShamWow and I'm putting it on my keyboard. I'm pouring water on it. I'm going to show you guys how absorbent these things are. And I said, Mandy, stop. Stop fucking pouring water on your keyboard. He said, Avery, shut up. They're so absorbent. They're made in Germany.

They are. Yeah. And like that, it just stopped. We kept recording the ad read. Then like maybe five minutes later, he just posts pictures of the Shamwows with like the marks where the water went on it. So he had a four-way folded Shamwow. And you could see where the top of the Shamwow was where he was pouring the water on and where the bottom was. By the way, some water did get on his keyboard and he had to stop pouring.

I didn't stop recording. I had the compressed air thing. You stopped pouring. Oh, my God. The compressed air thing. That's right. At this point, I should probably ask what a ShamWow is. It's a towel.

Towel. Just hyper absorbent towel. And WowTV wouldn't know about it. I put it, yeah. Oh my god. There it is. So you can see, he was explaining to us. You see, the one in the top left was at the top of the ShamWow.

Because there's the most water, yeah. And that's why the water is big. The water is big. And then it gets smaller as it goes down. Right. That's it. He just felt like he needed to explain. But is that loss?

Oh. And then, after he posted this, I said, what's that in the top right? He said, oh, those are my pants. I mean, yeah, it can get steamy. Yeah, it can get steamy, but I'm not used to a member of the podcast

posting a picture of their pants on the ground. And it's framed like he wanted to get the pants in the shot. It's framed like he's trying to arouse me, yeah. Well, you know when you get really tired and you start getting like a fever, like you start feeling hot when you're really tired?

I understand, no. But what was weird about this picture, Mandy, is how you framed it. I don't think I was thinking of it. I think I just threw the ShamWow on the ground and I just took a picture. I feel like you could put a logo for the parental advisory explicit lyrics on the bottom right and it could look like a good album cover. Dude, it looks like a Death Grips cover. Yeah.

No, so what was the other thing? Mandy was showing us the sticker that he put on his audio interface. And the first picture he took was super blurry because he was too excited. Oh, right. Oh, my God. So excited. Oh, what was the sticker again? What was the sticker again?

I'll find that. I'm sure I still have it. Yeah. Fuck. God, what a nightmare it's been trying to record the big thing that kept coming back uh

so when I yeah when I edit the podcast and Mandy's on an episode or not anything that Mandy sends me and I work on look at how excited he was. You can see the excitement. All of these are going to be

in the description. This is going to be so confusing to people listening. No, no, these are all going to be linked. Don't worry. I slapped my ukulele. I'm going to put this away. You can also see there's another ShamWow on it. Oh, there is? Well, yeah, every time I'm editing something that he's on,

he uses push to talk on discord so he just talks to future me and he tells me about his day like like this one time he was ordering food and he was just telling future david like hey future david what do you think should i get the the pizza the pepperoni pizza or the this pizza you know what i should take this pizza and then you would just like talk to me while other people are talking about other things and it's so fucking confusing because i don't know if you're answering me in the future or present people are on the podcast. Isn't that fucked up? Because I'm on every episode of the podcast. Yeah, I'm talking to you right now.

So when you say future David, I don't know who you're talking to. I feel like it's pretty cut and dry when he addresses you as future David. Yeah, everybody's got it. I'm talking to you right now. Man, are you talking to future David right now? Probably not. He was being so quiet he is thing is when we were recording that ad read he just kept talking to future david but forgetting to not press the button to talk so he would just talk to everybody and say just future david i just

poured water on the sham wows and everybody would fucking hear it but he was concocting his experiments and he was just trying to confide in he was just logging it he was just logging it for future me. But now it's lost. I'll find it one day. Fucking recorded someday. There's going to be a good bloopers episode someday. Dude, I think we can make a

full episode out of that. It was like almost two hours. The first 40 minutes of this fucking episode. We can make an episode out of the first 40 minutes of this fucking episode. I don't think we can. We can make an episode of the shit we talked about before. Yeah, I don't think that's it.

Oh yeah, we really can't. Every got really racy. Oh my god. You can say racist. You don't need to say E. Like racy-ish. Yeah. I do that sometimes. You do that a lot.

Can we clarify that you didn't do that? I'm the one being fucking slandered. Why are you hopping to my defense? Because I'm nice. Bitch. Okay, I'm not going to be nice anymore. I have no idea how to transition into my story at this point. Just...

Mandy. We can cut that out. David has full control over it I really don't like that Mandy has discovered the power of editing I feel like Mandy could just talk about while he's not using push to talk and then David would just have to deal with it David have fun deleting literally all of this

have fun finding the flow David's crying have to deal with it. David, have fun deleting literally all of this. Have fun finding the flow. David's crying. Use the Shamwiles to absorb your tears. Fuck. Well, again, I have no idea how to transition into my story. Can you just start it? Just say, I have a story. I have a story.

What is it i specifically wanted mandy to be on this episode uh if i could we there okay there has been no no one there has been lore hidden from everybody yeah well for me as well because i don't know if you guys remember on the treaty of Can-Am episode which is the reason I wanted Mandy to be on this is because it's somewhat similar although it's less about the tactics used to collect

the crystals and more about the... I'm speaking very lightly because Mandy's my friend. I'll, you know. It's not about using slaves to, you know. It's not about using slaves to collect the crystals. It's about the economy

and fallout surrounding building a society around the crystals. I wonder if Hi-Rez will let me do a drunk war on the Treaty of Can-Am. Hi-Rez would like a game about kids in the playground. That's actually a thing. I wanted to talk about hang on avery can i just say this real quick for you story very quick cameron moment that everyone will love oh fucking me and cameron were editing each one editing an episode of drunk lord together right i think cameron goes right he

tell me if this will stick there was a scene where you say there's a scene where you say uh where jim jim looked at nine-year-old kogan said damn that kid's pretty hot why do i sound like the penguin i did not even understand what you fucking said dude i won't want to do something. I was sitting here with Cameron, and he asked me, hey, tell me if this joke is okay. There's a scene where you say, Jen looked at nine-year-old Koga and said, damn, that kid's pretty hot.

And this happened yesterday, and I just went quiet and went, Cameron, think about it, for literally two fucking seconds. Dude. Like, regardless, they wouldn't be okay with pedophile jokes but maybe now is not the best time to ask him hey is that okay if i say this nine-year-old's hot oh fuck continue avery okay well uh so when i was nine in elementary school i don't know if i was nine but that's pretty funny so when i was nine um i i don't know if you guys remember but in the treaty of ken m episode i talked very briefly

about the rock war yeah my school yeah and i talked about how it started as a uh game that just escalated because the game was throwing rocks at each other. And it turns out, that's a false memory, because I had, like... No one implanted it, because that's just how fucking brains work sometimes, David.

It was just a false... Well, not necessarily a false memory. I just couldn't remember what started it, because my brain blocked all of this out, which will make sense at some point. But so it turns out that the reality of the situation is that at some point when I was in elementary school, me and a bunch of other kids in my grade found out that there were these brown rocks that were on the playground where if you broke them open the inside was like somewhat chris crystalline chris crystalline i don't know how to say that word crystalline crystalline crystalline one of those david use whichever one of those is correct use the google Google pronunciation thing. I'm not going to do that for every fucking time.

Let me go on Google Traduction. I'll tell you how to say it later. Basically, if you crack open these brown rocks on the inside... Did you check? No, it's crystalline. It's crystalline.

It's crystalline. It's crystalline. It says crystal. It's crystal and listen Google So anyways if you crack open these brown rocks It's fine, we'll be fine without him so if you crack open these brown rocks, they're like this slightly crystalline. It's like the quartz, but infinitely less valuable. We're going to wait for him to come back. I think we are. Are we just going to truck on? Oh, I'm fine.

Okay, he's fine. Did nobody else hear what Mandy did? Yes, I heard. Oh, what the fuck? It was pretty funny. I'm sorry. It just caught me off guard. I was like, wait, that's not crystalline.

You're a fucking retard. So, there were these brown rocks on my playground. Am I good to go, David? Yeah. So, if you broke open the brown rocks on the inside they were kind of crystalline and uh crystalline

shut the fuck up Mandy you're already breaking my concentration so much and there's so many things that happen in this story that I need to remember maybe they were like meteorites cause meteorites sometimes I'm fucking dying to know how this story goes we're stuck on the fucking crystalline Maybe they were like meteorites because meteorites sometimes...

Yeah, that's probably it, David. I'm fucking dying to know how this story goes! We're stuck on the fucking crystalline! Continue! So, even though it literally is just like, oh, what if quartz, but less valuable? So, we find out that

I've completely lost my train of thought. So we think they're valuable because we're kids and kids are fucking stupid. And we start using them as currency just like Mandy did in the fucking Treaty of Canaan story. What did you buy? What were the items of trade?

I'll get to that. What was the item? I'll get to that. Can I fucking tell my story, David? Okay. Oh my God. Listen, I'm in for the deep lore. I'm literally going to get to that at some point.

David sounded so hurt. Okay. So most of the rocks are like under the dirt. Like they're under the ground, under like this dry clayish dirt. A lot like mandy's um but it's way more like laissez-faire how we uh how we deal with who gets the rocks it's basically finders keepers everyone's digging for the rocks we don't have we don't have slaves what type of indentured servitude it's it's not important laissez-faire it It's like sour cream. Laissez-faire. I know it's...

I know we're not pronouncing it correctly. We're fucking American. I hate both of you so much. Hey, folks at home, it's actually des affaires. Continue. It's not. It's... Oh, my God.

Continue. Can I? Mandy, stop! So. At some point, the teachers notice us throwing rocks on the ground to break them, and they tell us we aren't allowed to do that on the playground anymore. So the trading of the rocks mostly becomes trading full rocks to one another for things and objects of value.

Mostly Yu-Gi-Oh cards and like cookies and chocolate milk and strawberry milk because we had that. Very common. And so it becomes trading the rocks at the school grounds when they're full and then breaking them when you get home. Like loot boxes. Yeah. Breaking them when you get home like like loot boxes yeah breaking them when you get yeah breaking them when you get home because we weren't allowed to do it on the playground so oh so you so you actually just brought them to your home yeah we brought them home them came back with them the next day yeah if you wanted to trade what is this like confirmed value otherwise Otherwise, you would take a gamble on how crystalline the inside of the rocks would be.

That's crazy. What an interesting society. You always attach to the least crazy part of literally every story. In the Treaty of Canem thing, it's about the kids being afraid of a dog, and then now it's we break the rocks at home. Literally the least crazy part of

both stories. It's what you latch on to. So, uh... Maybe I have autism. We had this... Oh my god. Future David, I don't think you do. I'm so invested.

Please finish it we eventually establish like an economy and everyone has like sort of agreed upon values of what a full rock versus a confirmed value rock is and there are like five

people on the playground who live like kings they found the most rocks they have so many like exodias five people on the playground who live like kings. They found the most rocks. They have so many like exodias and sugar cookies like they're fat as shit at this point and

somehow none of us saw that this was going to be a bubble. Oh. A bubble? Yeah. So the high rollers who had a lot of rock coin built up they they rock coin rock i'm just gonna call it that because i am so sick of saying crystalline i'm going to call it rock coin so all of the all of the higher shut up mandy shut the fuck up mandy is a coin with a k like ed boone would have yeah sure why not

k like kid yeah yeah yeah how many k like kid mandy why are you laughing though i'm just getting clarification i don't know it's just what so one day after this has been going on for a few weeks, a bunch of kids come to school and they have their rocks broken open. But the inside of the rocks are perfectly smooth, completely different. Completely fucking different. Foreign exchange. Even though they were basically identical on the outside. Because somebody had started flooding the market with their garbage.

Yeah. There were counterfeit rocks. What? It's like a fucking ivory trade. Yo! There were counterfeit rocks in our fucking rock coin economy. Someone introduced a new rock chain and the economy immediately fell into chaos. Why isn't Charlielie here is someone at

charlie right now people people are asking for refunds on their faulty trades under like bad pretense but no one could remember who had given them the shitty fake rocks yeah because you have to go back home to break them open so we're all it's it's immediately we're descending into chaos and this is like the the before school period where everyone's just like hanging out on like the blacktop uh yes bs bsp sure so before we can completely descend into chaos and start hitting each other with the rocks because we were children and that's what was going to happen and based on how i introduced this story you should know where this is going but suddenly you also introduced it as the rock war i think that's literally what i'm saying it's literally what i just said ed i'm gonna be honest i'm falling asleep oh what the hell

that's so rude dude this kid named no i'm exhausted this kid named tim Timothy speaks up. Why is it always Timothy, dude? I don't know. Any kid who goes by the full name, if they go by Timothy and not Tim or Timmy, in elementary school, he called himself Timothy. If you name yourself Timothy, you have nothing to lose. So Timothy...

It's like Brandon going by Bryn Daniel or some weird shit. That'd be fucked up. he speaks up. It's like Brandon going by Bryn Daniel or some weird shit. That'd be fucked up. Messed up. So Timothy speaks up and he says, my dad's a lawyer. And if we're going to solve this, we need to have a trial at recess. And because no one else had a better idea, we said, okay, truce until recess.

Everyone hold on to your fucking rock coin. Keep an eye on your bags. Truces. And at recess. So we do our fucking school shit. Everyone's angry. Like there's an immense amount of tension in the classroom when we're doing shapes or whatever. And. immense amount of tension in the classroom when we're doing shapes or whatever and we we gather we all gather together at the watering hole behind the the baby playground

which i said in the in the original story there's like this super young kids playground that's fenced off and separated that was between where the teacher sat and where the rock war ultimately took place uh and the watering hole is like this concrete like alcove in the school wall where there are a bunch of water fountains so timothy sits us all down and appoints himself as the judge because of course he does his dad there uh no timothy did not bring his dad timothy's dad was just a lawyer so we thought it was passed on genetically i guess and so he is telling everyone that as per the law of the land the punishment for counterfeiting was to be stoning Oh, God. Oh, my God. I want to meet his dad. Well, I mean, I guess it makes a little bit of sense because, like, he just transferred from, like, a Catholic school, like, the year before.

Let's be honest. You read the Bible recently? But, no, he just transferred and honestly like if if there's no rocks behind your money your society deserves a justice system that's largely based on puns but so we're all dumb kids and this makes complete and total perfect sense to all of us so we were told by timothy And the two kids that he had Appointed the guards Because he didn't know the term bailiff They were the guards

And we all had to empty our bags Breaking the rocks as quietly As we could so that we didn't arouse suspicion You can't break rocks quietly But somehow we didn't arouse any suspicion Because I guess a few weeks had passed Um And counting up all of the full rocks But somehow we didn't arouse any suspicion because I guess a few weeks had passed.

And counting up all of the full rocks that everyone had that were broken into counterfeits. And I distinctly remember, this actually just came back to me, I distinctly remember at some point, at some point during this process, some fucking, like, some girls walked over. Because obviously there were no girls involved in this war. Some girls walked over and said, what are you guys doing? And Timothy looked them in the entire group and we break all of their full rocks and there were two people in the group that had counterfeit rocks both of them had four and no one else had any immediately any sense of organization within this trial it's gone. It's dissolved. It is pure and total chaos. Everyone

is picking fucking sides. And before we know it the rock war had begun. Oh my god. At least there was no stoning. Within but within within At least there was no stoning. Within, but within...

The story's not over. Oh, no. Within that recess period, the first Battle of the Rock War had been waged. Oh, my God. Everyone knew what side they were on. There were some injured because that was the most rocks anyone had ready during any battle of the rock war uh some people some people got bruised up pretty bad because kids don't understand how dangerous that is and uh come to think of it it was like a weird fucking inverted metro universe where instead of bullets becoming the currency

like everything went to shit and everyone started beaning their wallets at each other what because the rocks were money oh so we get to school the next day and it's very clear that the war was not over because whose side were you were you on whose side was on? I was on this kid Clark's side. So how many sides were there? There were two sides. Dark versus evil. Dark versus evil. Wait, that makes no sense.

Why did I say that? I was on team dark. Fuck team evil. No, it's dark versus evil. We're sticking to this. Okay, fine. I mean, let's be real. All kids are evil anyways.

For a visual aid, my school separated the grades uh into 10 different long tables running up and down the cafeteria at lunch uh segregation yes age-based segregation um and when you walked into the cafeteria the warring factions were on the opposite corners from each other. With the fucking proletariat separating them. And halfway through lunch, because we realized

we were like, this isn't over. We're going to get to recess and the battle will continue. So we're sitting down and we're discussing our strategies. And our strategies were mostly, we're going to throw rocks better than them and harder than them. Oh our strategies. And our strategies were mostly, we're going to throw rocks better than them and harder than them.

Oh, dude. And halfway through discussing our strategies, they send over what we think is a spy. So we immediately shut the fuck up. But that person says, I think that was, I think that guy's name was Will. So Will says,

No, no, no. Oh, Will sounds like a piece of shit. No, no, no. I'm just here to deliver a message. A messenger! Oh, shit. Yeah, don't shoot the messenger. And he says, Listen, we both know what's happening at recess.

Holy shit. So, we just wanted to lay down some ground rules. The only place where these battles are allowed to take place is on the holy ground where the teachers can't see. Only during recess.

At no other time. And we shouldn't use our biggest rocks. You know the person who said holy ground was fucking Timothy, dude. Probably. So, don't use our biggest rocks. Not really enforceable.

So, I think you can imagine how that went. But it was also established we should try not to aim for the head. Because someone did get hit in the head in the last fight. And, I mean, they were concussed. How's he doing? They were concussed. Y he doing they were concussed yeah they were not at school that day so we agreed we agreed to their terms and told the messenger to fuck off so we

could get back to our strategy meeting and over the next two days we put the uh we're gonna throw rocks better than them plan to the test and we wound up we're going to throw rocks better than them merch you start making shits we came out after those two days with a 1-1 record

which like not great but it's building action you know rising action 1-1 wins so how do you tell if you won it's building action you know rising action one to one wins how do you tell if you won the war yeah it's arbitrary we kind of like at the end of recess

when everyone's walking back to class it's like we fucking won it's like yeah you won fuck off maybe they think they won they might have thought it was 2-0 maybe they went into class they were like you see how fucked up I am? You should see them. Yeah, that's true.

So that afternoon, after the second battle, or I guess the third battle, technically, I was sitting at the circle drive waiting for my mom to come pick me up because I was a child. And this kid named Chris this kid named Chris who was part of my team

he walks up to me and he's got a baseball cap on and a piece of wheat in his mouth like he's in a western. And I have no fucking idea where he got it. I think it was like one of those pieces of grass that looks like wheat and he just picked it up and started chewing on it. Because he thought, he was like, I i've seen this i know what's up and he walks up to me and he says

hey you notice how much better we did in the battle today than we did yesterday and i said yeah we won instead of losing and he said and he takes the piece of wheat out of his mouth and he smiles at me and he says it's because Wade had to sit out recess today and I said Wade Wade is one of the guys on their team he's a heavy hitter great at throwing rocks he goes for the shins

oh shit is that on his resume so I respond like oh okay so you think we're like fricked tomorrow then basically we're screwed we're effed and he smiles at me and he puts the wheat back in his mouth

and he adjusts his baseball cap and he says nah I was thinking what if Wade had to sit out every recess oh shit dude what and i said what excuse me and then he and then his mom shows up and he's like i'll show you tomorrow wade's mom no no no chris's mom chris's mom shows up and he's like i'll show you tomorrow i got a plan and then he leaves what a badass i

fucking love that kid next day at class uh wade and chris because i'm in the same class as them uh wade and chris sit next to each other okay okay hang on just just to be sure because i'm bad with names wade is the guy you want to kill wade is the one hit man way to yeah so chris and wade sit next to each other uh because we had tables in in our uh in our classrooms we didn't have desks right so they sit next to each other and out of nowhere in the middle of class chris just yells ow stop kicking me I've got a bruise there, Wade. And the teacher looks up and says, Wade, are you kicking Chris again? Because this is what he got kicked out of recess for in the first place. Oh, shit.

Oh, that smart motherfucker. And Wade is baffled. He has no idea what's going on. He says, no, I wasn't kicking him at all. And the teacher said, why would he do that? Why would he yell that you're kicking him if you're not kicking him? And it just escalates. And then Wade is arguing with the teacher.

And Wade gets really worked up. And he starts yelling. And the teacher's like, that's it. No more recess for the rest of the week. Oh, my God. And then Chris looks at me. And he winks. What a champion.

And I am in awe. Fucking Chris is my goddamn hero right now. Because I'm like you're a genius. You're a fucking strategy genius. This is so much better than we're going to throw rocks better than they are. And at this point during the actual war during the actual rock war the cold rock war starts and they realize after

two days of their numbers dwindling rapidly because chris spread the word and let everyone know about this plan. They realized we need to do the same thing to them. Oh. And so it's just this back and forth of like espionage and tricking the teachers into thinking people are breaking the rules when they're actually not. Like taking books from the library without checking them out and putting them in the bag and putting them in their bag. And then they pull them out during class like what the fuck and then they it just makes it look like they stole the book that one didn't work because they just checked out the book and it wasn't a big deal but that was one of the ideas and uh wow this goes on for about two weeks a week and a half and then the teachers realize

why is there this sudden uptick in violence going on at the school and then during recess they finally hear cause someone gets hit in the head like hard at this recess and they hear

the kids scream. And they come over and they look at the holy ground. And they see everyone with rocks. And everyone drops their rocks immediately and looks at them like children in the headlights. And we all get in so much trouble but how much trouble but we don't tell them because no one was a little bitch we don't tell them that the entire extent of the war basically that is need to know information but we're still in very big trouble because all of us were throwing rocks at recess. So every single person who's in the holy ground at this point

in time has to sit in a classroom together during recess, not saying anything at all to anyone, pure silence for a week, one week of just sitting in class. And they told our parents, and they said it was going on our permanent record, but I got into college at some point, so I don't know how true that is. You've probably gotten into college because of that.

I had my own economy when I was five. And after that, everyone just kind of went, this is fucking stupid. Listen, let's all live and let live. Let's forget it. It doesn't matter who the counterfeit was.

Everyone's got Yu-Gi-Oh cards. We just won't do this anymore. And we didn't sign an official treaty because we were fucked up weird kids, but we weren't do this anymore. And we didn't sign an official treaty because we were fucked up weird kids, but we weren't sociopaths. And life went

on. Now... Oh no! You found the counterfeit motherfucker. We rewind a little bit. My school had... Shut the fuck up. Just play that sound effect, and that's where you can put the cut.

That's where you can put the cut. So my school had, outside of the Holy Land playground, with the little fucking babby playground blocking the view of the teachers, it had two separate main playgrounds, basically. One for the older kids and another one for the gremlins. And I, at this point, lived within walking distance of my school. And I liked to hang out with some of my friends on the other playground that we didn't get to do recess on

hang on a second i need to catch my breath i was running shut up so uh so i realized one of the nights then we were hanging out while we were leaving uh that there were some rocks on the other playground. And I broke one open, and it was the crystalline shit. And I went, I found a secret source that no one else knows about. Oh, no. But the war was over, Avery. No, this is, we rewound. This is back when the economy was happening.

Oh, right. I had been so... I, at this point, started secretly siphoning rocks from the second playground for almost the entirety of the rock empire. And at one point, I bought the fucking Yu-Gi-Oh card. I specifically remember this because I was so psyched about it. I, at one point, bought the Winged Dragon of Ra with my immense fucking rock

wealth, not the wing dragon of raw. It's a Yu-Gi-Oh card. And I was feeling, I was feeling at this point pretty good about where my life was going. I was feeling pretty good about my prospects. Everything was looking up and that would, that if,

if I had just continued siphoning the rocks, everything would have been fine. But at some point, while I was hanging out in my backyard looking for lizards, I... What? That seems like a Texas stuff.

I did that. Yeah, annals. We had to do that for lizard collections. No, we did that here too. No, I did that. I did that. Yeah, annals. That's what they're called. Yeah, they got the little... We had to do that for like lizard collections. We don't have lizards here. Fuck, I haven't seen a lizard around here in a while. We don't have animals. Most of the species on Earth are animals.

There's one on this call right now. Yeah. So I wound up wandering into the forbidden zone that was behind my garage and like in between my garage and the fence of the backyard that had its own separate like gate that you had to go through where like the ac units were kept and i just found a massive pile of rocks identical to the ones on the school grounds and at this point i'm thinking this is amazing i'm set I never have to work again

this is going to pay for my college this is going to get me a car this is going to get me a fucking PS2 memory card I'm on my way so the next day I rolled up to school and I used my savings to buy myself a sugar cookie

some chocolate milk, an ice cream bar and a Pokemon card. I can't remember what it was because I had a lot of rocks. Uh, what a dude, what a fucking high roller. Damn. But because I'd been siphoning rocks from the other playground,

I had already kind of been a billionaire at that point. When I mentioned the fat cats, that was me. I was one of them but at the same time like people knew I was a millionaire I didn't want to get like I didn't want to buy someone's exodia I didn't need them to know I became a billionaire like overnight because I didn't want to become a target. You were hiding your fortune. The next day, the crash happens, and I am the only one who immediately understands what's happening. Oh.

Timothy makes the proposal, and suddenly the eight homebrew rocks that I have in my backpack feel much, much heavier. And I spend the first quarter of the day completely fucking panicking. Because I'm going to die. Wait, you were the fucking... So, I'm trying to figure out how I'm going to get food after I'm exiled and disowned by my family. And that's when it occurs to me that my school's backpack hooks and backpack racks for when we're in class are on the outside of the classrooms. So I ask the teacher if I can have the hall pass to go to the restroom.

And I walk out. And the restrooms are on the left but I turn right oh my god and while I was siphoning my rock cherub novel and while I was siphoning my rocks my counterfeit rocks into this other kid's backpack who for the record was a bit of an asshole in my defense right he probably still is you're good but i recognize like this he's an asshole but i need to be the bigger man so i put four rocks into his backpack and his is the only backpack on that rack that i recognize so i walk across the hall to a backpack rack from another class and I put the other four rocks

in a random backpack in there. And the credits roll. It's like the end of Usual Suspects. He was right in front of us the whole time. He was the one telling the story. So fucked up. Dude, you're such a piece of shit. Avery, you're Kevin Spacey.

I don't like that because of how this story started. Yeah. I've chosen to live out my life as a Yu-Gi-Oh pro. God damn. I can't believe it. Jesus Christ. i thought you were the hero but you were actually the villain no no one ever found out no one was the hero in this story i feel like chris was kind of a hero chris was kind of a hero yeah this was a legend like a scummy way yeah yeah that's my uh that's my

childhood society story that i've been saving for months now oh my god i feel like chris chris sounds like you went to fucking kid but he was sick like after he got uh wade uh kicked out of recess he just looked at you and went i mean he literally looked at me and winked so what a great setup like the thing he had been doing before and got in trouble for yeah like holy shit he's a genius he was a fucking genius he got so many people kicked at a recess like indirectly as well because obviously if you start saying everyone's kicking in the teacher's gonna catch on and be like oh okay they're not actually yeah of course it's like stealing a stapler off the fucking teacher's desk while she's not looking and putting it on someone else's table

in front of them and the teacher getting mad because they took the stapler without asking and the person argues and that's the key you just gotta say i'm sorry no you can't say that the second you say i didn't take that stapler and you start arguing your fucking ass is grass but so your ass is grass no matter what anyway no because you could just say oh okay here have the stapler back i'm sorry and then that would be it but nobody kids don't do that i know yeah that's the genius of it that's the genius of it david dude he was inside everybody's fucking mind dude oh my god master of puppets he was inside everyone's fucking minds but he couldn't read mine that's my story and that's why i was trying to find a time to segue into it. Because I don't know how to segue into that story. That's a pretty hard...

I mean, most of these stories are pretty hard to segue into. Yeah. And out of. Yeah. Really out of? Like, I got nothing to say. I'm just... I'm just thinking my fucking...

Two kids concussed. I'm just thinking about how my primary school is way more boring than that. Why would you add that small tidbit? Just a thought that occurred to me right now. Was that your kill count? I didn't kill them directly. What was your kill death ratio?

Do you blame the weapon manufacturer when someone gets shot in war? Oh my god. Hmm. Hmm. My primary school was just pretending we're Power Rangers, playing superheroes and whatever. It was my high school. That was pretty wild. Everything else was boring.

David, did you blame the Gulf War on oil? On the oil itself? I'm blameless. That's fair. That's not fair. I would have done the same thing no you're good i take everything at phase value so i'm going to trust you with that phase value

face value yeah face value like that's what i said the front face value i heard phase dude speaking of phase let's phase out of the phase out of this everyone plug your oh wait patron questions i forgot about yeah i was gonna say we haven't done patreon questions it's a perfect time to do it yeah if you're actually i saw a really good one wait if you're part of the should we explain what this is yeah go for it yeah so uh if you're one of the patron supporters in the ten dollars or up uh you can ask a question and we're gonna answer it on this on the end of the podcast so here we go ed thomas chung asks if you had to pick a theme for your pedophile ring what would it be i didn't want to do that ever since we

mentioned the pedophile ring. I was begging for us to do a fucking I was going to say pedophile question. I would have a Patreon-themed pedophile ring. Why do we always talk about pedophilia in this fucking podcast? It wasn't even me this time.

I know, that's the worst part. Usually it's me because I introduce you as notorious pedophile David Tremblay. Fucking do that. David, what would your theme for your pedophile ring be? No, I don't. Mine would be earthbound. Wait, hang on, David. Earthbound, what?

Hang on, no, no, no, hang on. David, why are you being so defensive about this Avery he's turning into Chris well okay so Patreon questions are basically Alex Monette asks, You have been selected for a top-secret operation and you can choose what your spy name is,

the gadget you'll be using, and the classified info project you'll be stealing. What is it and why? The codename is NinoDiver. This project is making a battle royale game to attract players in. They make it really shitty so only the children stay. And that's when phase two begins.

I have no fucking idea what you're talking about. What is your beef with Rome Royale? What the fuck is happening? What is your beef with Rome Royale? He liked it and then Hyras ruined it again. And also, fucking Guy at Hyras is a pedophile.

Oh, right. Not that guy. He was at Hi-Rez, but he is a pedophile. Get your tenses correct. No, I'm saying not the guy that Mandy was talking about. Sorry, I'm in an elementary school English mindset right now. What?

Never mind. Talking about a company that was in a company of elementary schools so patreon questions are basically if you're above a certain you could submit a question oh my god at the end of a podcast ed what is your agent name my agent name is let's see what's the name I could say that you'd have to bleep out later so I can give you more work who's the hire as employee who's a pedophile I already said his name

that was the name of the guy that asked the question that could be your spy name oh right your spy name could be no it's not gonna be that though you'd have to censor that exactly that's what he said! My spy name would be...

Hmm. Okay. My name's Thomas Chung. Agent Thomas Chung. I'm going to be stealing Nicholas Cage's face. That's my secret project. The gadgets I'll be using is Nicholas... John Travolta's wife.

There you go. Okay. My name is my agent name is C-H-I-B-I I no I will be stealing classified info

slash project from Nintendo and I will be implanting chibi robo games into their future what is this chibi robo thing you keep talking about I fucking love chibi robo K what the fuck is that it's a gamecube game

it's the best gamecube game it's like one of my favorite games but Nintendo keeps fucking treating him like shit, dude. I thought you were talking about Custom Robo for a second, but this is very different. I thought you were talking about robots from Neurotomata. No, I'm talking about Chibi Robo. No, Chibi Robo's a small...

He's like a small robot that cleans. Like a dog robot? No. My spy name would be Chris Whitman. My secret mission would be to escalate tensions between two foreign nations in order to incite a war. My gadget

is my charm and brain. And my smile. My goddamn smile. Oh, fuck me my spine would be rolling thunder you already answered mandy you know what i'd be up to oh my fucking god the next patreon question david cass harper asks are there any hobbies slash interests that y'all have outside of gaming Oh my fucking god. The next Patreon question, David. Cass Harper asks, are there any hobbies slash interests that y'all have

outside of gaming? If you're bringing in ones from fucking November, you need to pin them, David. It's there now. Thank you. This one seems pretty straightforward. It's like hobbies, that's it? Yeah, what are some hobbies

that you guys have? Children. God damn it! And high-res games. Both mutually exclusive. Dude, what about an actual answer, though? What's wrong with joke answers?

I don't know. I mean, I feel like David's going to cut out the bit where I say children, so I know I don't have an answer. So my hobbies outside of gaming is children. Hey, I

also think children is my hobby I have? I've been learning a new language every day with Rosetta Stone. Really? What language? Russian? Really? Hang on. What language? Oh, never mind. I'm gonna fucking kill myself. Are you about to read the headline in French? Good times.

I don't know. If it counts as a hobby, I'm trying to watch movies that I've been watching and I haven't know I've been trying I mean if it counts as a hobby I'm trying to like watch movies that I've been being watched and I haven't seen I just finished Akira the other day that movie's fucking good

oh dude Akira's really good I want to watch Mother and Akira's good did you see Akira I want to finish the Revenge trilogy

that's that old boy's part of fuck there was one more. Give me one second. It's in my heated gamer notes for some reason. I forgot to make a different file. What is the heated gamer?

It's not important. Oh, Swiss Army Man. That's the other one. Oh, Swiss Army Man. The Harry Potter movie. Yeah, I've been watching movies a lot more as well recently. Mine are like weird, random shit, though.

You guys ever heard of a movie called Wake and Fright? No. Yeah, of course you haven't. It's a fucking Australian movie from 1971 that a video about randomly got recommended to me from like 2011 or something. And I watched the video and i went watch this that's interesting it is the sweatiest film i've ever seen in my life everyone in that movie is incredibly sweaty everyone in the movie literally got you literally just everybody's sweaty time all right it's about a guy who gambles away i thought i was thinking like how the fuck

do you try hard filmmaking so it's so it's an australian movie it's about a guy in australia who in a tiny town on his way home to sydney or on his way to sydney to meet with meet up with his girlfriend uh he wants a thousand dollars so that he can stop having his shitty teaching job in the middle of nowhere and he gets up to half of that by gambling on this coin flipping game and then he bets all of it on the coin flipping game and he gets up to half of that by gambling on this coin flipping game and then he bets all of it on the coin flipping game and he loses it all and he's stranded in this fucking tiny australian town in the middle of nowhere knowing and he knows no one and he is he has a fucking like shitty degree that he can't get any work with and he's trapped and everyone is so sweaty it is the most

part of the movie that is stuck in my mind the most is how much everyone is glistening the entire time that's not a hobby that's a movie but that's my answer all right sweating is my hobby my hobby right now my hobby recently is collecting very old vinyls. I thought you were going to say collecting rocks. Circle back. I've been going to thrift shops and buying $1 vinyls. It's cool.

Mandy, do you want to talk about your shelf? Yeah, I've been I guess cleaning up more, organizing shelves, trying to get my life together. I've also seen some good movies recently. There's Doubt, Lolita. Oh, Lolita's really good. Stopping Traffic, Precious, The perks of being a wallflower.

The hunt. Old boy. Polar. The crucible. Brimstone. Smite? That's a game. No. An open secret. Trust. Mysterious skin.

I'm looking at on Google's movies about sexual abuse of children and I'm just reading I thought that was a weird coincidence no I I fucking knew the moment he said Lolita David I'm not being serious I was watching these I didn't I was like oh, Lolita's good. I really like Lolita.

Fuck you guys. I can tell David wants to move on. The Lost Son with Liam Neeson. Speaking of Liam Neeson, have you guys heard the latest? That's what... Yeah, what Qui-Gon said, credits will do fine.

And then he went on a little walk with his lightsaber looking for trouble. David, if you edit any of that out, I will personally fucking murder you. Oh, fucking Christ. David, do you have any more Patreon questions? I'm gonna kill that bastard Watto. Remember when Liam Neeson was arguing with Mace Windu about training Anakin? And then he whispered something

about Mace Windu and then he's like I'm gonna train him anyways. What does he know? I don't know it just makes me think. So what you're saying is you think Lucas knew? Oh my god. And sheltered him for all of these years? I need you to channel some quiet anger.

Some quiet anger? Some quiet anger. Liam Neeson replied, alright, can you put me in the scene with Mace? I'm fucking crying. I'm to crying. Unarmed Toaster asks, what question are you tired of being asked and what question do you wish you were asked more? I keep getting a lot of questions about what theme of pedophile rings I'd want to have. His hands are very close to his waistband where he keeps his lightsaber.

I wonder if I was improv. Unknown Toaster asked, what question are you tired of being asked and what question do you wish you were asked more? Oh, fuck. Should I answer? Yeah, you should. That's the point of this segment.

I'm tired of people asking me if I'm really Portuguese because no one believes me. And I wish people would ask me more. Hey, are you happy? That's about it. Mine's the opposite. I'm fucking done!

Can we stop? I think that's it for Patreon questions. I think everyone's broken at this point. I think everyone's broken at this point. That wasn't even funny! I was thinking about Kweikonjin in the streets of Dublin.

Thanks for listening. Everybody plug. My back is sweaty. I feel like an Australian movie right now. David, you get top billing. Plug yourself. I don't want to get top billing on this episode. Holy shit.

You can follow David on Twitter at Sir Meow Music you can find him on Spotify as Sir Meow or you can find him on SoundCloud as Sir Meow Music you can also find him on Twitch because he streams now yeah I stream on Wednesdays and Sundays from 9 to 12 uh p.m est I'm fucking covered in sweat Mandy stop silently posting Qui-Gon memes 12 p.m. EST. I'm fucking covered in sweat. Mandy, stop silently posting Qui-Gon memes. It's not really memes. They're just images.

It's just images and you're adding racist captions. Can you plug your shit? I don't remember who I am. It's fine. Yeah, Mandy's all right. Ed, do you want to plug yourself? Oh, fuck. Me? Ed, do you want to plug yourself? Me? Sure. Do you want to?

I'm good. Yeah, I don't want to be associated with anything that happened on this episode. Thanks for listening, everybody. Fuck you guys! What the fuck?