Please Stop Talking - Season 3 Bloopers | Please Stop Talking

Episode Date: September 13, 2019

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storytelling if you want to support the channel directly and get some neater rewards check out patreon.com slash sir meow music and now on with the Season 3 bloopers. Yo, man. Dude, shout out to Peggy. Why do I have so many games? Like, all my PC games have Peggy on it. David, I want you to Peggy me. Dude, I should fucking stream that tonight, maybe. I'd love to join.

I'm glad. I'm really glad you're committed to that. Hmm? That was sarcasm david wait i'm confused what happened what are you confused about what do you mean i'm committed to what it's good it's because you went oh i should definitely stream that maybe tomorrow never like you just trailed off why am i like this i mean if we're honest that is a very nice shelf like there's even a light how nice is it very nice my other shelf actually has like books from as like historical books and

does it have rgb and warhammer figurines. Fucking RGB! Uh, no. Right now it's Vermintide 2, Cultist Simulator, and Earth Defense Force 4.1, The Shadow of New Despair. Sorry, Future David, I was testing my bars. You saw the ad. You're in danger. You need to leave right now. I'll explain later.

Yeah, let's, um... I'm gonna... Can we go back? Yeah, where's um can we go back yeah where do you want to go back to you need to leave you're not happy with Mandy's statement I guess you need to leave you've been awakened

they'll be looking for you yeah you sound like you sound like one of your Russian games dude what the hell you've been like now you just talk like the games you play what the fuck alright

you need to leave you've been awakened okay stop don't do Shikoku from Naruto. Don't sound like the Russian games that you play trying to sound like a tough American now. Why would they manufacture it cheap and sell it high? Man. That doesn't make any sense.

You should write a book on why that's a problem. What am I? Who am I? Fucking Charlie? No way. You think Charlie's going to write a... Do you not... book on why that's a problem what am I who am I fucking Charlie no way you think Charlie's gonna write a do you not you know what do you think Charlie can read the communist manifesto he was talking about

the communist manifesto David what's the communist manifesto can we never I'm losing my mind it's a really popular brochure that a bearded man wrote I'm gonna go piss out my rage I'll be right back give this to me papa is the theme of this episode ass smacking because I'm super into that welcome to the podcast don't take Cameron's line no that's it that's the start that's the start. That's good. I like that. Hey, welcome to the Please Stop Stalking My Ass.

Yo, you don't fucking take my line, Ed. Hey guys, welcome to the- You can take Cameron's line all you want. Don't play the music again. We're here. Hi? Hello everybody, and welcome to another episode of Please Stop Stalking. Dude, I hate all of this. That's all I'm doing.

Welcome to the podcast. I'm Avery. What is happening? Who's going? Let's just play the music again. That was funny though! It was. But then everyone fucked it.

No, it's Cameron's fault. Cameron played the fucking piano and ruined the music. I'm going to take a drink from this handle every time Cameron fucks up. Dude, I'm going to be honest. No, Cameron. David, you're literally standing right now. Sit down. Cameron, you know what you are? You're one of those

slime creatures from Dungeons and Dragons. Cameron, please Christ, play the song so we can do the clapping noise at an Avery can start it. Suck my dick hole. David's making D&D references. We're already going to have to delete this. No, I called...

I just called myself Megamind from the movie Megamind. I'm going to shove a D20 up your dick hole if you don't start the music. Shut up! Guys, did you know that Stay Away to Heaven in reverse is Satan? I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! The gays are criminals.

Hey, David, isolate that in the blooper episode. Can we call this episode the gays are criminals, even though that's not in the episode? This isn't an episode. We're doing an ad read. Not every gay person is a faggot, David. Yeah, put that one in the fucking blooper he probably was already i like the idea that this is making me look bad when i'm the one with the gay bar story you were just there to learn about your enemy surveilling avery this reads like a green text at the start be me outside full france that's a cameron wait waiting for waiting for phone call.jpg

gibberish.gif no i need cameron bartender outside, starts telling me about video games. No, you can't do an accent. We've heard you try and do an American accent before. Why are you breaking my balls? You sound like Vic from Red vs. Blue. My favorite thing, I think, about the podcast is whenever we have Brendan on, like just the switch immediately when we start recording from regular Brendan voice. Hey, it's me, Brendan.

I gotta get in YouTuber mode. I don't understand why because they're not drastically different. You ready, Kyle? Like we were gonna talk about telly and then we were like, oh, Brendan, introduce us. And he went, we went on a little adventure. Like, no no you fucking weirdo three two one three two one let's get it that first one hit different

but that second one felt real good and you have a ton of things to talk about, right? I'm going to be real. Both of my clap syncs, pretty fucking good. I could feel them. My second one was kind of weak. I kind of fucked up on mine. My palms are stinging a little bit. The clap sync is like

the vibe of the podcast. Clap sync is the highlight of the podcast. Every time we clap sync, it's all the hype. Listen, if you're going to have a bad vibe this podcast, I think we need to clap again. No, I'm just going to be stingy. Stingy? Can you ADR

a better clap? My first clap was strong, but my second one wasn't, so... Oh, Cameron is. Hey, Cameron. Hang on. Play us in. Wait, should we have Cameron come in?

I get to spend Christmas with my lonely grandpa in London. Whoa! Wait. Three, two, one. Hang on, do that again. All right. Okay, now I know where to... You sound like a zombie from Half-Life. All right. Okay, now I know where to... You sound like a zombie from Half-Life.

All right. I clapped really loud for the first one. I'm pretty sure I woke up the cat. Don't worry, David. I clapped loud for the second... Oh, sorry, future David. Can you play the guitar? Let me play a little guitar for you.

Can you play the guitar? Can I play the guitar? Can you play the guitar? I play the guitar cowboy can you play the guitar i'll try my best bitch i'm not very good at it but i already don't like this episode all right all right david doing it's just david sounding tired and doing voices future david you won't be as tired that wasn't an invitation to do more voices. You're fine. I didn't do voices. Oh, David, you're fine. Oh, I'm gonna die.

I'm so fucking chunky. You're like Campbell's Soup on the go, but I'm fucking chunky Campbell's Soup. Dude, fucking Campbell's Soup on the go is awful. I'm one of those gallon cans you buy at Sam's Club. When I heard that, I pictured

Campbell's soup in like a Go-Gurt tube. Yes! Yes! Alright. I hate that idea. Let me play the guitar badly. Chef Boyardee to go. Alright. This ravioli pours out.

Awful. Fingies. all right let me figure out okay i don't know literally anything about the guitar but i've got it so here we go just i can see why you were looking for the duck call for so long. Yeah, I'm real bad at it. All right. Today is gonna be the day that this is gonna bring back to you. That's a really good bit, David. Please commit to it harder. Yeah, that's the guy. Why did you talk to him?

I meant, hang on, I should put a comma there. Sorry, future David. I think I just cut my toe open. There, do read it. Yeah. Why did you talk to him? Literally, I just put a comma there and you read it the same way. I read it the same way.

I was already in my mind. Why, did you talk to him? I know how to do the line. I was already in my mind. Yeah. Why? Did you talk to him? Yeah, I know. I know how to do the line. I'm just a moron, Avery. Do you? Are you sure? I'm just a moron.

Boy, Avery out here doesn't know what takeout lines are. Beep boop dee boop bop beep. Use that sound, David, when he's dialing. Brrring brrring. Holy shit. holy shit i just did like american accent

oh wait i can't do american accent i just remembered wait sir you could be great you could be great. You could be great. For just $12 a month, you too could be great. Wait, sir. Fuck. One, two, three. One, two, three.

Great. My second one was so in sync my autism like really liked that what David can you make the podcast intro song on beatarator ignore that just make it thugs on the floor