Please Stop Talking - Season 4 Bloopers | Please Stop Talking

Episode Date: November 29, 2020

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for this video, you know? Okay, enjoy it! We have to sync before we start. Yeah, okay. I don't have an instrument though. What? I don't have an instrument though. We don't have to start right after the clap sync. We just need to sync. We just need to sync. We never do it in post. How dare you? Just do it in post. Can we do the clap sync in post? Can I request a musical sting for you to add later? What does that mean? Is this like a Twitch chat?

Yeah, so can I like make a note like, hey David, you put a sting here for this segment. Bruce, thank you for the nine month resub. Oh! Well, how did I do that? Oh, no. I don't remember how I did it.

It's going to be exactly the fucking same. You're going to be trying to recreate the best blow you ever did forever. It's never going to be the same. Fuck. I actually don't know how I did it. Nothing works quite the same after the first time. So, sitting here listening to an adult blow into a bottle, how's everyone's quarantine going?

I drank half a handle of Tito's by myself last night. Oh, nice. It's been well. I did it. Wait, well welcome oh my god david you're the one with the instrument you have to know when it starts you can't play the intro and they go is that it are we starting i thought this was the i thought this was the intro i thought we just did it it's impolite if yeah it's'm going to fucking kill myself. You better cut my quarantine question in. Harry was talking. Just ask it again.

I'm hungover as fuck. David plays the intro, and then as the person playing in the intro says, are we starting? It's because Harry was asking a question, so I've just been trying to blow it properly. It's really hard to blow bro is there a wiki how on how to do that properly probably how to blow wiki how on how to run the pst podcast wiki how hang on i have some friends i can link it to i'm not a foot guy but

no i don't know yeah i had a friend who once, like, I made a foot joke, and he, like, just suddenly said out of the blue, you know, like, I get it. I get why people are into it. I never understood what he meant by that. What do you mean? Wait, is this the podcast? We've been recording for six minutes, and this is all going in.

This is part of my contract now. I'm Will Smith, and I say it goes in. Oh, you're Will Smith. Fuck. Oh, great. another podcast ruined yeah god i just realized this is called the growler and i was have you seen growler have you seen bright have you seen the part where will smith says fairy lives don't matter today and then the camera cuts away pretty quickly the camera cuts away quickly because right after saying that line he turns and looks at David Ayer and says, you better put that in Dave.

Wow. Is that real? That story is not true, but I think what it says about Will Smith. Oh, yeah, no, it's true.

I don't know. Did you know that when Jane Smith was on the set of after earth, he saw the, um, he saw the CGI tiger monster on set and started directing it like it was another person? What? That's not true.

Yeah, he saw the CGI tiger and he was directing it like it was a real animal. No one had the heart to tell him it was a prop. Oh my god. So like, Jane thinks it's really sleepy today, just, you know. What do you mean, who starts? Wait wait is there a lighter in the background it's It's me. I'm not I'm not playing with it anymore. Why are you playing with it to begin with I? thought it was there Hell you know me you know me a night of drinking and being emotional, I like to whip out the bong.

Oh, what? Whoa. Dude, I can play the flute. Okay, I can do something. Oh, fuck yeah, boo. Grab that recorder. No, I don't have a flute. Why would you say that?

I learned how to play the flute in high school, but I didn't actually get a flute. That's such a waste. It really is. Was it actually a flute, or was it like a recorder? No, it was a fucking recorder. Of course it wasn't a waste. It really is. Was it actually a flute or was it like a recorder? No, it was a fucking recorder. Of course it wasn't a flute. Why does everyone learn how to play the recorder in high school? Everyone is for- I didn't. Wait, really?

Yeah, no I didn't. Oh, I had to. You didn't? Can you imagine- He was fucking sheltered. Can you imagine if they taught us how to- What do you mean I was sheltered? Can you imagine if they taught us how to do that? What do you mean I was sheltered? Who kept you from the recorder lessons?

No, like everyone who learned recorder around me learned it in fucking elementary school. Yeah, me too. You didn't go to elementary school or out here hard. I went to elementary school, I just didn't learn the fucking recorder. Yeah, I dropped out of elementary school. I was an art class kid, not a fucking music class kid. Well, at least you got a chance to go to art class. I didn't even have music classes. I just remember my teachers going, today we're gonna learn

the fucking recorder. Oh my god, it's almost like we went to school halfway across the fucking planet from each other. Yeah, and I wouldn't have it any other way, cunt. Thank you. Welcome to the podcast. Welcome to the podcast. Welcome to the podcast. Just play us in like,

it'll bring all the divorced kids and be like, wow, I feel like I'm home. What? What happened? Are we starting? We're starting. Yeah, we're good. I'm happy with that. Children of divorce are kids that are divorced from their parents

children of divorce I mean some people here are both children of divorce I've just got children of divorce on the mind why is that on the mind because of the fucking dinner I just had

oh no okay Avery what happened to that dinner? Yeah, you're playing you in. There we go. Guys, let's not talk about that dinner at all, okay? Oh, I forgot. Avery said let's not talk about the dinner. Yeah, but we're talking about it now.

So we have no choice. Are you going to play us in for the podcast? Or like, what's going on? Are you fucking kidding me? Didn't are you going to play us in for the podcast? Or like, what's going on? Are you fucking kidding me? Didn't fucking you or Ed play us in already? I just did. I thought you were just yelling at each other. I just put my guitar away.

I'm not like Adam Sandler levels, but I definitely haven't eaten in a while. You guys mind if I just get some snacks and like a fucking bucket of chicken? You guys mind if I just get some snacks and like a fucking bucket of chicken while I record this? You guys mind if I get a colonel's bucket? A colonel's bucket? Can I get a hefty pound of colonel's bucket while we record here?

Is it a pound? You just hear my arteries of weight. Oh, dude, I was like, is it an actual pound of chicken? Jesus. It's like a 20 piece. I don't know how much weight is in 20. Oh, I got a nosebleed. Cool. Whatever. Oh, fuck yeah, bud.

I don't care. It's all the talk about KFC. Blood for the podcast. You got an anime boner. You got an anime boner for chicken. Anime boner. Crush it. Oh, you got huge milky and they made one in the air crush it you got huge milkies

is this your sound test mommy give me let me lick your milky milkos mommy milky moomy milky some people want small mommy gf small milky we want to make sure the tent is big enough so that every american gets big mommy gf with milky and penis

is big mommy milky the new like sit on me or something big mommy milky has been around for a while oh Oh. I'm not a fan. Yeah? Why? He's lactose intolerant. This is like the straight face now, but like, I don't know, just in bed, if you start saying, oh, Mommy Milky, I think that's like a big turnoff. Mommy Milky. Do you think that that's how people are saying it?

That's pillow talk. Not with this amount of emotion but yes mommy milky he put it mommy milky I shaved during the quarantine and it was like a fucking poltergeist and I started turning into Nintendrew

the fuck is no because you can't make jokes anymore that's why I made the Joker. I fucking hate... Am I the only one who gets it? I think so. I know, it's a Todd Phillips quote, Avery. Okay, good. I'm glad.

I didn't... It's not fucking impressive. Avery's like, only I read articles. Only I got in line for book. Oh, yeah. He memorized Todd Phillips quotes. Make way, Harvard. I fucking hate everyone here so much right now.

I didn't say anything. I know. It's just like a passive thing to quote the Phillips. So if she has like bangos, bongos? Which ones are the ones you hit? Bongos. Tell your fucking story, Ed. What the fuck? What are bangos bongos which ones are the ones you hit tell your fucking story ed what the fuck what are bangos bongos are drums i know that bongos are drums so he was asking

he was asking he asked bangos or bongos he's not saying bangos are a thing he's asking bangos or bongos and i said bongos. Why would you extend this? I don't know, maybe he was like, Oh, maybe bangos are a thing. Oh my god. HE WASN'T! BINGO BINGO BONGO I'M SO HAPPY IN THE CONGO OH NONONONONO

And start fucking telling your story right now or I swear to god I will bango your fucking bongos. Which also happen to be drums One, two, three That second one was way better Ow, my hands hurt Yo, at Mr. Editor You wanna use the second clap, it was better

So you guys got the rest from here, right? Yeah, bye Take your leave My roommate started playing a JRPG very loud. I just kept hearing... That is incredibly on brand. That's David's place. You hear children grunting from one room or the other.

Hello, blooper reel. No, that's main episode. Dude, that's main episode stuff bro oh is that what we're opening on no oh my fucking god corbin i actually still think one of my favorite moments from your entire all of your streams is uh jello showed up in chat because we were talking about because jello had heard about you having no brain and he just posted in chat he said hey corbin what's heavier a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers and you instantly after reading that one uh a kilogram of feathers because you have to carry the weight of what you did to

those birds i'm gonna be honest i thought a dog whistle was the same as a wolf whistle but for men. Let's clap. What? A wolf whistle is like wee woo or like a cat call. It's the same. It's the same thing. No, a cat call. Like a slide whistle. With my PPC a boobie.

What's with this homeboy dis in my girl machine talks Is Laura Mipson Latin Latin Zunto Alright So I have it So Oh massive Yeah Do you wanna know

Do you wanna know Some fucked lore Do you wanna know Some fucked lore Before we start Something I kinda fucked up But I'm just going to roll with it. What's up? None of these guys are supposed to be gnomes.

All of them are supposed to be halflings. Well, I think also Kennec came out. What? Oh, finally. Thank you. Very important to his character. Oh, no, you're talking just out of the boat. Gotcha. No. No, he came out of the he came out Of the stables. He's a brony It's a brony what I didn't even know you were gone

That's what a brony would say DM how much does gold weigh for you a pound a coin that's unrealistic you're the one who asked if I had a gun would I have to worry about ammo and how much would bullets why fuck this surreal three two one right I just had some meaty boys mm-hmm I never get really excited after a clap yeah every fucking day I don't want you to talk to me

about the claps I forgot I can't I can't close doors anymore cause Vancho learned how to open doors what oh do you have handles or knobs yeah I have like a handle doors he just started opening sometimes I go to the restroom and he just opens the door and barges in like, what

up, bitch? It's like, what's up, pussy? Oh man, he just comes up and he just starts screaming like. I love that David gets bullied by his own cat. That is incredibly on brand. While I'm pissing no less dude I'm excited for the next story where like we get together to record

the next episode of Perilous in October and David just comes in and is like yeah Banjo learned how to use a paddle he's been beating me up I'm covered in marks nah he's gonna get vaccinated soon

no i'm kidding he's just getting it he's just going for a checkup okay but what did you mean what did you mean well like because maybe he was bullying me because he had the rage or whatever the fuck rab Rabies, that's what they're... Yeah, in French. It's because in French... Banjo is infected with the rage. It's because in French it's called... Banjo, get off that bridge.

You're too heated. It's because in French rabies are called rage. The sewer is shuddering. Piper is horrified. Things are looking a little, uh... perilous. Damn! That was fucking perfect.

Man, that was great. That was super fun. Yeah. That's like the most fun I've had on any of these episodes so far, I think. I'm glad I created Ricky today. Yeah. I liked Ricky. Ricky is a good character

I like that every episode there's a new character that people actually get invested in is it on three or like right after three yes Brendan please after three would it have to be like three two one

wait clap what do you mean wait clap it's just three two one like that's it It would be like three, two, one, wait, clap. What do you mean wait, clap? It's just three, two, one, clap. Yeah, if you go three, two, one, wait, clap. That's like on four. I mean, you do like three, two, one. Okay, all right.

I understood it immediately after Brendan explained it to me, and then you kept on talking. All right. All right. Three, two, one. All I have are funny moments. All these funny moments will be lost in time. Like dust in the wind.

Do we just keep on needing to add to this bit? Is that just to boldly flee? Oh god, on HBO Max. Is this perilous storytelling in the endless bit? Every episode of perilous storytelling is an endless bit. Can we play?

Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back to perilous storytelling. 40% of this session is probably going to be winging it, but I have stuff prepared. So mostly the stupid mechanic have stuff prepared. So, mostly the stupid mechanic that I prepared. So, basically, you're DMing. Yeah, absolutely. We'll see what

happens. Alright, guys, if you guys can smell a mechanic coming, try and get out of it as quickly as possible. See if you can find a way to avoid it. I feel like you don't need to say it for everything. I feel like for specific stuff, yeah. But occasionally it's fine.

You should just, every time someone forgets a role, you should go, oh, yeah. And then say the number just for us. I've been doing that like pretty much all the time. Wait, really? Yeah, I always go like, oh, shit, this and not now like like oh you mean that's a great brick house. Yeah. I was trying to be Mandy right there. Oh, crikey.

Oh, I love mother. Let me get my pre-podcast scream real quick. Oh, yeah. Yours was weak. Mine was powerful. Yeah, I didn't do it directly to the mic. Yeah. Fucking asshole.

It was a very strong scream. All right. What are you doing? Me? I'm writing some stuff. Give me a sec. Okay. No, I was asking that did you do something in

my character sheet just then oh yeah yeah i was checking something i mean i needed to look at real quick oh okay i'm the dm invasive is uh the least of your worries what that's that's concerning brenda's gonna turn my character into white Yoda smoking weed I will non-stop I will rip fatties ripping fatties I must

cranking 90s I will be stop okay alright I think I have enough to get back into it alright Indies I will be. Stop! Okay. Alright. I think I have enough to get back into it. Alright.

Sweet. Nice. That was just so he knows where to go. No, it was for fun. Okay. I was trying to make you seem like less of a spastic. He was giving you the out. You already know I am spastic.

Seems like things are going to get a little bit perilous here. Wah wah. What a motherfucker. What a piece of shit. I run back and I throw him off the... I throw him off for real. Sam's the real fucking antagonist. Holy shit. Yeah, wow.

He'll take it. He'll get a bit perilous. Fuck you. Fuck you. You're perilous. We almost died.