Please Stop Talking - Shooting Blanks | Please Stop Talking

Episode Date: August 17, 2026

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they'll never have you kill Bigfoot in that game Really? Yeah, you'll never be able to kiss Bigfoot To kill Bigfoot in the game I don't fucking care Where do you think Bigfoot is? Like, where do I think Bigfoot is? I think he's fucking dead What? I think Bigfoot's fucking dead oh well yeah probably I mean to How long is he been alive to be fair? He's been alive for so fucking long at this point Surely he's gonna die have I have I talked about how much I fucking hate Bigfoot in terms of like the greater cryptid I fucking hate Bigfoot in terms of the great because I think he's overrated moving the fucking bar.

No, people keep moving the fucking bar. Nobody, I don't think anybody has ever cared. They keep going like, well, you can't actually see him because he like blocks cell phone signals. So of course you can't take video. Well, he's mad. What are you talking about? No, no, no, no, no, no.

I understand what he's talking about. I get what you mean. The adding on to Bigfoot's feats. His feet, his feet's, his big feet's, his big feet's, his big feet. They keep fucking making up new Bigfoot lore all the fucking time to justify why they haven't found him yet. I'm just like, guys, you gotta just come to facts. At least they just, like, owned up to the fact that Nessie was like a plank of wood.

Well, it's, I think Mothman is like inherently magical. So, like, I love Mothman because the original, like, it's alien or magical. It's fucked up. Bigfoot. Everybody loves Mothman. You're not fucking special, Brent Daniel. It's just a funny picture of a gorilla man. And then it became, well, actually, Bigfoot can suck himself into the trees and

then pop out of the tree. He can travel between the trees. He blocks 5G signals. That's actually, you know, I fucking, I kind of love the, I love that. I love that the lore you just created is Bigfoot can go into the trees and travel from root to root. I think that fucking sucks. That's the same as motherfuckers. No, I hate it because it's the same as motherfuckers making almond water for the backrooms because somebody made a cyanide reference in the original post.

Almond water, what are you fucking talking about? Okay, so cyanides, the joke for cyanide is that it smells like almonds or tastes like almonds. in the original backroom's post. Isn't it that like if you eat enough almonds, like there's this, oh no, I'm thinking about the fucking apple. No, Brendan's right. It's a cyanide smells like almonds. Cyanide smells like almonds that it's supposed to taste like almonds.

And then you're, you know, you'll fucking die. But the backroom's post mentioned like the faint smell of bitter almonds as like a reference to cyanide. But now motherfuckers, if you look at backroom's wiki lores, motherfuckers will be adding almond water. Like the only thing that I could find to drink was almond water. Yeah, like one of my one of my favorite. Bits is like the, not failed, but the lesser known X, like, cryptids and posts, like, Babbers pizza.

I feel like, I know five people who know about Bavers pizza. Babbers. I feel like, I hope Brendan's one on. I don't know. Oh. It's like somebody, somebody posted about Babbers pizza once. It has to be at least like eight years ago at this point, maybe more. And it's about like.

I cannot find anything about Babbers pizza. I'm going to be honest. A lot of this is going to sound like I'm making it up. and I'm going to be honest, it is completely made up, like, for the X, like,

board, and it's just, like, a guy throwing things at the wall. But, like, the basic concept of Babber's pizza is that it's,

like, a roving pizza branch that spawns in random points in New Jersey, and you shouldn't go there. Because, one, there is a three-foot-two manlet

with hairy feet that will, like, fuck with you, and he gets really mad if you gooch him, where he, think if you gooch him.

He thinks that you're not paying him enough money. One of the rules I remember was don't play the streets of rage machine because he thinks you're fucking with it. And then never ordered delivery because he knows where you live. And it like I looked it up. There was actually a registered location of Babbers Pizza in Atlantic City. And I was like, there's no fucking way. It actually is just like a dirty wall. It's stupid.

Do you have the Jersey devil? You don't need a fuck it. You don't need a little fuck it. That's just annoyed, isn't it? A little bit. I think it's funny that like, isn't it? That's just a fucking noid. The little guy that steps on your pizza. I enjoy the fact that this idea. Well, he doesn't ruin your pizza. It's just he's mad that you're gooching him or fucking with the streets of rage machine or like just ruining with like his pizza restaurant. But now we actually do have a crypto pizza joint because they're

putting a five nights at Freddy's restaurant. I know you're getting five night Freddy. Oh, I forgot about that. Lucky. I get to go on the fucking Fred Bear Haj, the pilgrimage to Chica. You get to go see Toy Chica, Megan Fox. I texted my one buddy who lives in New York and she put me on Five Nights of Freddy's lore and I'm planning on where we're going to. Oh, like how Matt Pat gets pregnant in the fucking books. Yeah, we're going to, we're going to meet up and go to the fucking Five Nights of Freddy's

Pizza Place. Did they tell you about my favorite lore piece, which is in security breach? Bears are extinct. Yes, that's, that one's awesome. So fucking stupid. I love, because I've been getting into it the past couple of weeks, I love that Five Nights at Freddy's does, like, in some points, rival 40K in terms of, like, random lore.

It's part of nowhere. It's part of my delightful inherent problem with lore versus narrative, which is, if you let a creator just keep creating lore, you're just making the most fucking messy spaghetti soup of all time. Exactly. But it's so fun as an outsider. It's really fun to look outside and be like, damn, so this is like this is like this. the dossier and how Skaven get pregnant in Warhammer fantasy and it's 50,000 pages and there's this much information about rat pussy. But then you're like, okay, but what does this have on

like the greater world? It don't matter. Oh, nothing. Nothing. You just got the page, you got the rat pussy dossier. Anyway, welcome to the podcast. Welcome to the podcast. Welcome to the rat pussy dossier. I've changed the name. Pray I don't change it again. Thank God. I hated that last name. Speaking of fucking pussy, I learned it. I just learned about. I just learned about. Nooky means vagina. I took Billy didn't know that nooky was pussy. You didn't know that? No, Billy did you know that nooky was doing for.

I, well he talks about cookies. I did it for the, he thought it was like a grandma snack. Like, oh, really made me some hot bread. I did it for the ruby candy. Thank you Nana for the nooky. I was thinking like a nooky, like oh, nooky, SpongeBob's fucking grandma and grandma's kisses. You know a noogie?

Is that what it's called like the noogie? A noogie is when like you rub someone's head like really hard. hard with your knuckles. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's like a bullying tactic. It's a sub-dee bullying tactic. Yeah, exactly. That's what I, should you just fucking rank a bullying tactic? Yes, it's nowhere needs to your best one. Where's Wedgie? Wedgie is a solid seat here. It's foundational, but it's not innovative. I've only had one Wedgie in my life and I'm going to be real. That hurted really fucking bad. Dude, a real fucking Wedgie is horrifically. What are awful. Oh, God. Your ass wreck and balls, goodbye?

What are thoughts on like, okay, so you know when the bully, like the simple bully techniques versus like the advanced level bully techniques. Like killing your dog, yeah. Well, like plots, like plots versus just doing things. Like plots versus bits, I would say. Like bully plots versus bully bits. Like, what are our thoughts of bully plots versus bully bits? I think the strongest bully plot has to be the prom prank from Carrie.

No, like on paper, that worked out. really well and then it did not work out well as soon as he worked for out and found out how would you how would you have done the carry prank you you are you are the bully mike let me let me ask you the bully you are the bully how would you fuck with carry so it's it's really funny because my modern like how you would ruin her prom you mean or yeah so my my modern version of this is um i was found it really funny that in the uh 2013 remake like a significant plot point of that movie is that like the bullies get caught incredibly early

because they're dumb as shit and filmed like everything. Yeah. Let's take a video of us slaughtering this pig and draining it's blood. This will be awesome. Yeah, like that or like they took videos of them fucking with Carrie in the showers and that's how they figured out like that they did it. Yeah. It's so stupid. There's another fucking

clever. There's another reboot coming. I know. I actually like I do we're getting the care. I lament this in that video. How many fucking. I hate the idea of the Carrie franchise. I hate that it's like a thing that exists. It's, but why does it keep happening? I don't know. It's so odd.

Are we getting the greater king universe? I guess. Well, that already exists. I can't wait. I can't wait. I already know it's the dark tower. Well, and have you read,

have you read any of his sons, Joe Hills were? Because I read the King of Sorrow. And I fucking love how sometimes he's just like, yeah, have you heard of character my dad invented pretty crazy anyway. Yeah. Oh my God.

Carrie, what are you doing here? I'm heckin Joe Hill, bro. Like, it's, odd. I feel like no Stephen King's story that is like a one-off like that gets as much reference back to as like Kerry in terms of people trying to do something with it. A dead zone. I feel like

that's a lot of crazy. Dead Zone gets a lot of really weird crazy references to the like the politician because of like modern day. Oh yeah. I read a lot of word media. Dead zone gets a lot of play. I was I was saying more so like people attempting to franchise something, I guess is the better way of putting it. What about the Christine franchise where we do like cars like Disney's cars, but instead of Rascal Flats, we get Rascal satsin.

Christine into trucks slash full through. Oh, you mean fucking maximum overdrive? No, no. So maximum overdrive adapts trucks, the short story. And then there is another movie called trucks that adapts trucks. As far as I know, I've yet to get to that part of my research. I would love

the Christine cinematic universe where Christine keeps hopping from vehicle to vehicle. Wait, Billy. Yes. Billy. Yes. Christine Cinematic Universe that ends with a wacky race of all of the evil cars. Oh wait. Oh, like fucking wacky race is. Holy fucking shit, dude. This is the one that I remembered is that we have the adaptation of sometimes they come back, which is the short story that King wrote. And then there's a sequel called Sometimes They Come Back, again nice nice it's like what are we getting out of this what are we doing did you watch the

carry sequel for your video uh rage the carry to rage no because it does not meet my criteria for that because it is a sequel not based on anything that king wrote I know that people like it I know that it's actually not that bad I know it's not good no I mean I would give people it I could see it not being terrible because like I love it the first movie. I think the first, like, TV movie version of it with, God, I forget her fucking

name. Whoever, Angela Bettis, I believe. Yeah, people really like that one, which is weird because I think it's, like, terrible, and I hate her performance in it. And then the Chloe Grace Moretz remake is not great. The 70, you're talking about

the 70s TV movie? No, no, no, no. So the 70s movie is the Brian De Palma one. That's. That's, that's, That's just a movie. That's just a basic. Angela Bettis is Carrie in the 2002 TV movie. What? Yeah.

And people try to say, I don't even know there was it. I feel like that's the least known of the three. But it's the one that people try to argue is like good. It's like not. But that's neither here nor there. Yeah, okay.

I got to stop. I'm like, I just decided to check Stephen King writing credits on fucking. Yeah. You should, you should see the Google Doc of my roadmap. It's terrible. He has 500 writing credits on movies.

I'm never finding that in my life. Thank God. I mean, I'm glad I... Hold on. Hop. Hoop. Hoop. Ho!

What is that? Oh, you know what? Pet Cemetery is also an interesting one in terms of franchising where it's like you have the original Pet Cemetery and then you have Pet Cemetery 2, which is directed by the same director as the first movie, which is like, completely different story. has nothing to do with the original and is like very odd i'm not going to call it bad it's interesting but it's not amazing and then you have the remake which i as someone who loves the original pet cemetery it's like one of my favorite movies i think i remake is fucking horrible because it changes

no um it changes one of the most like foundational parts of that story and i don't like it I think it's like an awful change. And then they did the weird, I don't even know where to put it. It's like, so we have the concept of the requal now where it's like it is following something,

it's like Halloween 2018 where it's like. Screen does that. Yeah. But yeah. Pet Seventory has an even weirder one where it is a prequel to a remake. It's, Texas Chainsaw has this as well.

Texas Chainsaw 3D is and, or no. What? There is the sequel to the Texas Chainsaw remake with Arlie Ermi that came out. And that's a prequel, actually, that explains how they get to the remake. But there is a prequel to Pet Cemetery, the remake, that is, as far as I can tell, having not seen it yet, just explaining what happened to Judd, even though he explains everything. Like, it's in a flashback. He goes over, like, how he knows about what the Pet Cemetery does and why it's not good that, you know, Lewis buried his kid there.

Wait, Pet Cemetery Bloodlines? Yes. What? I didn't even know this was a thing. Now, I could be talking on my ass. Everything I read about that looks like that. This is a TV movie. I think it was on streaming.

Oh, this is a streaming movie. Yeah, it was on like Hulu. This was an original movie made for Paramount Plus. I didn't even know this was a thing. And also they bumped it up because they said it in 1969, despite the fact the important like part of Judd's story is that it's a kid who died in World War II. so they had to go to like the next available war that like made sense. Nice.

So they went to Vietnam. Yeah, he died in the Gulf War. He slipped and fell in his air carrier. Who's even in this? Dude, it's a whole bunch of fucking nobody's. Oh, David Dukovine. No, no, never mind. Now I have to watch it.

And Ben Greer. Now I have. And Henry Thomas? Wait a minute. Hold up. I'm still thinking I've been hovering over the last couple of weeks. I've been thinking about the David Accoveny has an interview with Charlie Sheen on his podcast. I've been thinking about watching it, but I don't know if I want to pull that plug.

That sounds interesting. That's fucking crazy. What do you fucking mean? I'm just like, damn, are they going to talk about Tiger Blood? What's the Charlie Sheen to the Covney ratio here? I didn't even know he was, Charlie Sheen was still doing stuff. He got like majorly fucking canceled when he did the whole like, I'm on Tiger Blood or whatever thing. Thinking about how two and a half men ends with a Charlie Sheen doppelganger getting a piano dropped on him.

Yeah, that was so weird. No, actually, that's the funniest thing they could have possibly done at that amount. It's the funniest thing that show. Chuck Lour has never done anything funny except for dropping piano on Charlie Sheen and then himself. That's the only funny thing he's ever done. Yeah. He was a, I didn't know he was also the writer for that show. Damn.

Chuck Lour was Big Bang Theory and two and a half men. Oh, God. It makes so much sense now. And Stewart failed to save the world, I believe, is what the Big Bang Theory spinoff is. I was going to watch it and then somebody told me there's AI in it, so I can't watch it. watch it. Wow. Yeah. Unethical goons. I like Stuart, what if we, what if we get into the machine and go to the future? What if we generated the script, dude? Dude, I remember the, there was a kid in my class, like, in my English class when I was growing up. And he would like, every time we had a

free period where we could, we, it was like, oh, put on YouTube videos on the fucking projector, blah, blah, blah. This was like middle school, I think. He would be like, oh, I have a video. Everybody's going to love this. And he would put on two and a half. man, like funny moment. Big Bang three funny moments. Two and a half men funny moments. Dude, these are so funny. Absolutely fucking no one would say a fucking thing.

It was. Utter silence is the laugh track plays. He was the only one laughing and then he would, it was this. Somebody who's been Pavlovian trained since they were a child to just only laugh when the laugh track plays. They're out there. Jeff Dunham.

He would put Jeff Dunham, uh, what's his name? You guys are going to love peanut. I can't wait to show you peanut. Peanut. The other one. Oh, Jose the Halapino? No, fuck. The racist, the terrorist? What's the terrorist name?

Ahmed the dead terrorist. Ahmed the dead terrorist. He would put on that and nobody would laugh. And he would be fucking pissing his pants laughing. I always love ending up in those situations. You'd love that. It's so funny every time. I remember when I was, I had to be like 12 or 13. My one friend was like, dude, we're going to watch movie 43.

This is the funniest movie. ever and I looked in dead in the eyes and I said hey I'll watch this with you if I don't laugh you owe me five bucks and then an hour and a half later he gave me five bucks that movie sucks I think my worst experience with that is uh in the last like year I once had somebody try to show me Instagram reels they're like I'm gonna find one that's funny for you dude and then for I want to say a good 90 minutes they kept pulling up Instagram reels laughing and then showing them to me by like pushing their phone into my face and I just didn't fucking crack a smile you must

It's even worse when they do that and then they start explaining. Okay, like, maybe you don't get why it's funny. Let me tell you. You don't get why it's funny, but let me explain to you why it's funny. And then it's like, oh, bro, I don't want to, I actually want to leave. It's just, I'm just like, it's not funny. I'm not laughing. It's not funny.

Actually, it's not funny and I'm pushing you down the stairs now. I think at a certain point, you grow like, if somebody does that to you where they tell you this is going to be the funniest thing ever and you don't laugh within the first 10 minutes, I do believe that like, it's partially due to the fact that it's inorganic. Like, your expectations have. already been set. It's not an organic laugh. It's a false laugh. It's a, it's a, yeah. Yeah, that's crazy. And then even if they show you a video that in normal circumstances that you would probably laugh at, you just don't laugh because at that point you have to win. Yeah. No, you're playing against

yourself. I agree. No, I know you're talking about. I don't think if I agree about it being a competition. Like, oh yeah, if I laugh, I fucking lose. You are not evil social enough. I'm evil social. I'm not evil social enough. Oh, dude. I say that, but I, uh, I, okay, so it's time, it's story time. Uh, I went to AEW redemption Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, a few weeks ago and it was actually

pretty good. I'm gonna be on, I had a great time, fellas. Was Donald Glover there? I had a great time. No. Oh. Why would he be there? I don't know, childish Gambledino. Why would he be in Montreal at fucking AEW redemption? I don't know. He could have been. I'm just asking. I don't know. I believe in a game.

Gambino everywhere system. Why don't you? Why don't I actually? You're so fucking true. I saw Chris Jericho. I saw the money plane guy. When the money plane guy was there, I screamed. I love that you call Adam Copeland the money plane guy. He, because that's, I don't know him from wrestling until recently. All I know him from is money plane. That's so ins, I wish I lived in your world. I wish I lived in that world too where I could go like, fuck. Medaling. It's from the money plane guy. Okay, here's the other thing. I kind of Loki wish I live in Ten's world, too,

because Ten will call, uh, we'll call him Adam Copeland or Cope. And I'm like, I'm sorry, man. It's edge. He's always edge. He's always edge. No, his name is money playing. You can't call him Cope.

You can't call him money plate. He's fucking edge. No. He had a generational feud with John Cedar and a generational feud with Big Foley. He's the rated R super special. He had a generation. He had the spinny belt with the rated R in the middle of the belt. Dude, it was so sick.

He was a part of, rated RKO, man. Rated RKO was sweet. As a wrestlehead, can I say that the best version of the Spinney belt was the rated R belt? Yeah, it is. No, it totally is.

Okay, making sure. Honestly, okay, this is my, this is my wrestle head thing. I always like John Cena's Spinney U.S. title belt more. The Spinney U.S. title belt was awesome. It was great. I didn't like the WWE one,

but I fucking love the U.S. Spinney build. It's like my second favorite U.S. title design. I like that design. I always like, well, is it the WCW. US title design a little bit more.

though, like the one where it's like an actual belt. Oh, true. Yeah. Nothing beats big gold. You know the rules. Well, I mean, the big gold belt is, is about, I heard that, oh my God, who was it? It was I don't know his fed name. God damn it. His fed name? His federal name? No, no, no, it's the name he has

WW because it's like Malachi something. It's the fucking kid from DPW. I think he was saying, like, if he ever becomes world champion, he wants to bring back the big gold belt. And I fucking agree. but branding. All that to say, he will forever be money plane guy for me because he might have had a

generational thigh gap or whatever you guys were talking about. Yeah, he had a generational seahili thigh gap. He was in the Halo novels. He had a generational fucking on raw segment. He had a generational dog shit movie and it's money plane. Everybody knows money plane. No, they do not. Everybody knows money.

More people would know him as Arias from Percy Jackson. He was Aries from Percy Jackson. I'm sorry, the only people who know MoneyPlane are fucking Mike and Rich from Red Letter Media because they bring it up like every time they try to talk about like generic movie titles that and like money heist. Money plane is amazing. Money plane is a fucking generational dog shit movie and it's a, it's fucking amazing. It's fun. Enjoy. I feel really bad. I sent a picture of Chris Cheraco to my buddy and it really I refer to things as his altars. Like he has a lot of, uh, no buddies and heartless running around of him and Chris Jericho is one of them. Oh, fuck. Like, he looks like old Chris Jericho. It's really, it's the way his hair looks.

I'm sorry, Maz. The crowd at, oh, it's best. The amount of the crowd at a wrestling show is absolutely fucking electric. Yeah. Honestly, that made the show for me. Like, everybody would, because the thing is, when you go see a hockey game or, uh, you or like any other sports like event match. You're just gonna,

you're kind of quiet while they play a little bit because you're kind of paying attention. But during wrestling, everybody's talking. Everybody's like screaming shit. Not, not like it just the energy is so fucking good. I love my one moment at wrestling show

the last time I was at AEW live. One of the wrestlers is doing a promo about video games and I yelled, I fucking love video games and somebody three rows in front of me, nodded, smiled and said, me too, fucker. Yeah. I do love video games.

That's fucking awesome. That's so true. I was getting a bit tipsy. That's a lie. I was getting very tipsy. And at one point I go, I go get another beer at concessions. And concessions is the fucking wild west.

Oh, every motherfucker. It is insane. Dude, everybody, because everybody's drunk and getting more beers at concessions. Everybody's drunk and you will get into the hell lines where you could get in a line for the rest of the fucking show if you're not careful. Oh, we got, we got lucky.

We had like amazing, like amazing. seats that were pretty close to the, I almost said octagon. What the fuck is. Oh, the ring. The ring. Wow. I'm a fuck, but it's not, but it's not circle.

It's the squared circle. Well, well, well, either way, we were really close. So not a lot of people were at concessions usually. And it's also an all ages show. So I'm assuming that less people were drinking. Okay. What in a wrestling pay-per-view? Fucking no.

That's bullshit. Yeah, that was bullshit. Not bad. All ages. Did it be like, AEW paperview? you all ages, it'd be like, I'm going to fucking break your head over the cinder block real quick. I'm going to staple this shit to you. All ages be like, oh, dude, there was a, I mean, there were a lot of kids.

It was full of kids. Yeah, dude, it's wrestling. The thing about wrestling is that, like, wrestling actually does just cross demographics in the weirdest way, because it's like, if you want a wrestler to be truly like a baby face and you want to know the metrics by which you can judge that, you have to see how both the kids react to him and also the ground. grandmas are an integral part of the wrestling ecosystem and they can denote how good somebody actually is because grandma's just fucking no ball they just like good wrestlers for no reason yeah

they're awesome grandma's no ball grandma's no balls that's the first time i've ever heard that because nannas know who the good boys is yeah oh that's what you mean okay i get what you nannas have a good boys are okay not to say that they're perfect my nana uh did not know much wrestling, but she was like, oh, I like Jimmy Superfly Snooka and time proved her to be a fool, but uh, you're fucking putting, you're putting gam gam

on fucking blast for no reason right now. Listen, she didn't know that he killed her. He didn't, or she didn't know. Holy shit. Either way, I go to the concessions. I'm, I'm kind of tipsy at that point and I'm just ordering, I'm just ordering a beer for me and a beer for Willie and I

as I wait for my beers this stupidly fucking drunk woman comes next to me and she's like oh I know what you are oh you're you're gay don't worry don't worry and then she like grabs my shoulder

and she comes like way too close to me and she just goes I live in a village I like you from Mnay's Javala no I live in the village I need my post She's a monster behind the walls. She's just like, I live in the village.

I'm just like you, but I like women. And I'm like, so you're not like me at all. You should just push her way and gone, whoa, bro, I'm straight. What the fuck? Well, ew, yeah, dude, that would be so funny if you just started being homophobic torture. You're just like, I could never lie. Look at me. I'm the most gay dude ever.

Of course, of course she fucking clocked me. She just keeps talking. She's like, you're what, I would trust you. If it was a dark night and nobody was around, but you, I would trust that you would be a good guy. And I was like, oh, thank you so much. Then her, then like she's, she fucking, she fell down. And then she, then she looks at my shoe and she's like, your shoes untied. And she fucking.

You know what? You know what you should have done? Like, like, dude, she like crawled like a gremlin. Like she was like, towards my phone. Oh my God. I scared the fuck out of my dog. When she was on, when she was on the ground, you should have just looked down in her and went, that's aside from God. Repent and walk away.

No, because I would have fallen because my shoe was untied. Your shoe was untied. She just like crawled towards me like a fucking evil dead dead. She was just like, I got you. And then while I was ordering my beer, she was. was just tying my shoes. I was wondering. I was like, no fucking way she started tie your fucking shoes.

Yeah, she started tying my shoe. She was like, this is so, she was like, this is better. This is, this is good. Who are the fucking tied somebody shoes in a wrestling show? What the fuck? She was so fucking drunk. It would be really funny if she pranked you and tied your laces together. That's what I would be insane.

She's actually gay heel. Yeah, exactly. Not gay baby face. Gay heel, got it. She gets up and she's like, I lied. I'm not from the village and also I'm a homophobe No!

You break the glass, don't call Steve Austin she takes off the wig. What? What? What? What? What? Why don't you try to walk her step?

Candy ass what? After she's done, I was like, oh, thank you so much and I helped her back off. Is this your first wrestling show ever? Yes. Fun stat fact. You have been to one more wrestling show

than I have. You've never been to wrestling. show? Yeah, I know. It's amazing. That is really, not even like a local. No,

nothing. Yeah, I know. It is so fucking fun, dude. It's super worth it. Not even like, like too many games,

like, you know, go to too many games, watch the video game wrestling. No. No, my friends actually both went to too many games and watched cosplay wrestling. I was not there with them. Why haven't you watched what the fuck is wrong with you?

Why haven't you watched a wrestling show? I think it's because I'm in a weird spot where it's like not many things run. Like if I, if I want to go, to wrestling show, I'd have to go to Philly, and sometimes I don't feel like doing that. And then, um, only like, W.W. runs in Atlantic City and I don't feel like watching raw. I fucking, I live in dog shit, Iowa and I can go to like, I don't know, they run like midget

wrestling sometimes. Here's the thing. You live in Rawlins country, boy. You get all the raws. You want. Actually, a lot of the, a lot of the Canadian wrestlers when they would come out, people would fucking lose their minds. I was going to say, did ever lose their shit when Speedball came out? It was electric, man. Speedball is the fucking dude. I helped her up because she was on the floor and I was like, I'm not going to walk away from this woman.

I would have kicked her in the head. Yep. Just actually line her up for the pun. You know the Yoda, the Yoda picture, the Yoda picture where he's on all floors. This is your new home. You freak. No, you line her up for the Randy or in punt. You end your career.

No, no. I helped her up. Lime killer pose. I helped her up. I grabbed my beers and I'm like, okay, I'm, thank you so much. I hope see you around, you know, like see you around. And as I start going, she's like, wait, those are mine. Those are my beers.

And then I'm like, no, that's your beer. And then I point to her, her fucking beer. And she grabs it and she's like, this is empty. I don't think that's my beer. beer that she was like dude it took fucking forever her her friends found her at one point and they were like oh my god that's where you were and that's how i got out of there eventually that was fun though i love being clocked that i had i had like a good time unfortunately my second encounter and the restrooms was not so fun so this is a bit later on there was a there was a match that pretty much

everybody said was absolute dog shit AEW Redemption. It was the chain match. I don't know if you guys saw the pay-per-view, but it was actually really fucking bad. At that point, I'm just like, okay, I'm going to go piss. I'm going to go grab some more beers. I go to the fucking restrooms. It is stupid fucking pack. There's like so many kids running around and screaming, adults running around and screaming, because everybody's drunk. I do my business. I wash my hands. I look to the side and the machines are like the you know the machines that blow air the fan blower hand fans whatever they're fuck they don't work so i'm like okay shit oh the hand dryers in the the bathroom hand dryer yeah yeah sorry

my fucking brain just did not you were thinking of a woman tied your shoes at the wrestling show i'm not surprised your brain is working this woman crawled in the ground like a fucking baby and then tied my shoes for me violated me god i wish god i wish she went go go go go um and at that one, I'm like, fuck, that sucks. I'm going to just like, you know, wiggle my, wiggle my hands back and forward in front of me and just real quick, get the water out. We're in the bathroom and you watch Chris Jericho walk in, take his pants off shit on the floor, say no one will believe you and then leave. You watch Chris Jericho come in and go break the walls down. He just farts loud as shit. It's the diva fucking nerf this.

Judas is back. Yes. And I wiggle my hands. I dry off on my fucking pants. And this fucking, this guy, he, okay, so black metal shirt, jorts, sandals. He's built like a cigarette, like super fucking thin, like shorter than me, which is impressive because I'm 5'6 with a fucking baseball, like a black baseball cap. Drunk as fuck turns around to me and goes, dude, did you just fucking splash me, you fucking moron? Honestly, I'm pretty drunk. I probably did splash him.

And I'm like, so I'm like, oh, dude, I'm so sorry, calm down. Because he's like actually getting really fucking heated around a bunch of kids. So I'm like, dude, chill. You're in a public space. And then he goes like, what the fuck did you say to me? You fucking moron. I'll fucking beat the shit out of you. And then he like really goes off on me after looking at what I look like.

And I'm like, dude, fuck off. Go fuck your like. Dude, I'm impressed. I'm surprised you ran into AJ Stiles in the bathroom. I'm like, I just tell him like, dude, fuck off. Like, shut the fuck up. Go away. Leave me alone.

And at that point, the guy, like, the guy's, like following me, like, really fucking close to my back. And he's, like, trying to, he's like trying to push me with this chest and shit. And I'm like, dude, what the fuck is going on? This guy is such a fucking chug. This guy is such a fucking chug. You're such a moron. Dude, you're fucking stupid.

I'm like, okay, dude, whatever. I get in line at the concessions and the guy's still on me and he eventually like just goes and just like leaves and goes towards the doors in for the fucking show and I the guy in front of me turns around and starts laughing and he's like dude what the fuck and I'm like and the guy in front of me I just explained that he's like do you know that guy what the fuck was that are you Okay. And I'm just like explaining to him like, oh yeah, I think I accidentally splash some water on him and I peed on that guy. I explained to him everything. And as I'm explaining to him like how fucking insane that was, the guy fucking stomps back in gets real close to me, spits on my shoe and

tells me, I'll fucking see you outside. He like pushes me. And I'm like, wow. Okay. Wow. Dude. Sure, man. Insane. He should have kissed him right on the lips. Should it? I think he would have, I know, that would have made things so much worse, dude. I would have just made kissing noises and been like, come get me, bitch. Dude, no, I, at that point, I started laughing, which made things even worse. Because then he stomped the way and was like,

he started going, hulkow moody. He turned green, then he turned to go. Oh my God, he's gay. Me and the guy in line, we just started laughing. I got my beers. I went back and then I went to secure it. I just told him like, hey, there's, there's a guy and I told him everything. Like, he's really fucking drunk and violent, just letting you know.

And then I realized after the fact, oh, that's everyone. That's every guy. I was just worried because there's so many kids. You just don't want to have a fucking dumb chud getting into fights, dude. That's insane. Well, listen, I went to the Weird Al show and somebody broke out into a fight in the fucking goddamn pit. Insane.

It's just going to happen. People are just going to drink alcohol. and then try to fight for some reason. I did tell after the, after the fact, I was talking with Reggie and I was like telling him what happened. And he's like, was that a hate crime? And I'm like, I don't know actually. That spitting on somebody is assault.

Like, it depends. Well, it's less that. It's more like the moment he looked at me and saw what I looked like, he immediately started calling me a slur. It depends. It could be like harassment. To be fair. Yeah, anybody says, any, everybody says that shit.

There's no way. Yeah, I was going to say, to be fair. that would be filed under a gross generalization at best. Yeah, although he would be right. Yeah, he just broken clock and all that. But the second he spit on you, he made contact. So if you had witnesses, you could have brought it to court. Spinning?

Yes. I don't know. Yeah, no, spitting is battery. On my shoe. Really? Yeah. Yep. Man, I could have gotten so much money.

Well, he probably didn't have any money. I'm assuming that his fucking. Oh, 100%. Did he have a belly? Did he have a belly? No, he was. literally a fucking twig. Dude, he was smaller.

He was shorter than me. I was double his size. Ah, okay. So was he wearing a jelly roll or a juggalo shirt? Which one? He was wearing some fucking metal shirt. Dude, honestly,

it could have been a Metallica shirt. You know exactly the type of guy, though. It's like, oh yeah, guy who goes into the Spencer's gift and says, that's it, fuckers. We're going to go into back

and look at the fucking dildos. That's it. Let's go walk out. Ew, that's so gay. Ew. Not because I am gay. And I'm like internalizing my own game.

I just like looking at the penises because they're funny. I appreciate the craftsmanship. I appreciate the craftsmanship, dude. Look at the vein on that one, dude. Isn't that funny? Things are funny. And sometimes I want to put them in my mouth because they're so funny. Dude, dude, dude, put this condom on your dick.

I want to taste it. Ah, just getting, just getting, skinning, skinning. I was just in Philly actually. I just, I did an 11 hour road trip to go to Furry Delphia. It was nice. Yeah, dumb ass didn't check in with me. I had a fun time. Yeah.

I, you know, I thought I, I thought I crossed, I thought I crossed your car at one point. You don't know what my car looks like? No, that's not, I, wait, actually, I think that's a slur. I don't think I'm allowed to say that, but it's on a, it wasn't a license plate, actually. Was it a car that said Guido? Yeah, it was a car that said Guido. Okay, well, that's, it's my word. You can't have that.

But, you know, Philly is nice. I like Philly. Is it a slur? It is a slur, but it is, if nobody can get offended. by it. Is it a slur in the same sense as when somebody goes like, oh, what the fuck is the Canadian one that some people are not hoser? There's another one. Um, fuck. Canuck. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, if, if I'm ever going to be offended by that, I need, I need to go a slur. It's like, it's like calling an Iowa and Nebraska and I get it. That's, absolutely. That's, actually, if, if I'm ever going to be offended by that, I need, I need to go through skis. Like, it's like calling an Iowa and Nebraska. That's, actually fucked up, man. I'm sorry. Okay, well, let's fight in terms. Yeah, well, you can call it Nebraska and Iowaan

because they don't have the brain cells to like rub together to be offended, but if you call an Iowaan on Nebraska and we're gonna be, I'm gonna fucking get you. I'm actually gonna give it a hate crime in reverse. I had a good time at Ferreedelphia. I did, I did room parties. I walked around. I had a good time.

My one buddy was there, actually. I also had a friend there who I said, if you see Billy Sermia music walk up to them and said, Brendan say hello. I had a couple people just go. I had a couple people that I know going to Feridelfia. And I was just like, if you see Billy, if you see him, here is a picture of Billy.

If you see him, you don't have to. You need to go and get him. It's, I'm going to be real. I was like, I was at the con, but I was not at the con.

Like I didn't, I don't really do panels or anything. For me, it's more like the social aspect going to the raves, going to the parties. I did meet, uh, I didn't meet a fan in line for the registration and they were very, very nice.

I did not catch their name. I'm sorry. Sound off in the comments and I'll clap. Stop saying that. I'm going to fucking kill you if you keep. I only do it. I only do it because you're getting mad. Sound off down below.

And don't forget to Dean. You don't fucking understand the amount of times this motherfucker we record pain hole and he will say five to ten times an episode. It's so funny. I'm sorry. Sound off in the comments below if you have your fours on the comments. Sound up in the comments. It's so funny. I'm sorry. It's actually funny to say that.

Everybody's laughing right now. They loved it. Yeah, I don't really, I don't really walk around. I think I, I think I went through registration. I walked around the night market. I went to the rave once and then the rest was just room parties and getting really fucking disgustingly drunk. I am shifting into penis mode. I was kind of shifted into penis mode. How is this too? I can, I have a story, but I don't know if it's too much. Do you want to tell it?

They'll grade it. Do you know this podcast? Are you aware? Have you been on before? That's true. Yes, but it also, it's sexual. What is the, what is the closest to an NC-17 rating this podcast has ever gone? Yes, but it also sexualizes me as in now people will know I'm sexual. Yeah, fucking, what are you?

I'm going to be honest. Oh, my God. The purple furry cat is sexual. This is just coming. This is just coming from my years of what I listed in this point. podcast as a fan. Hey, Billy, let me take the fucking hit for you. I jack off with my penis. Nice. Isn't one of Boo's first episodes about him going on a grinder date? Talking about going Yeah, yeah, that's true, actually. That's true. Okay. So I want to, I want to, I want to,

so I'm not into, I'm not really into this kink. I went to a musk party, which is, I mean, you can tell, you, you can tell what Musk is, right? It's just like armpits, this, this kind of Stanker-Bakash and give. Yeah, you guys trade Tesla stocks back and forth. It was like a lot of dudes just like, a lot of dudes just like, you know, sniffing each other's armpits. I want to be a musky husky. Oh, dude, there was a lot of musky husky talk.

I'm not going to lie, man. It's not my cup of tea. I don't want to go to the stink hole. But my friend was there. And he was stanky. And we had fucking so much beers. and it was also a lot of stealing of other people's beers. I'm sorry to everybody that was in there and brought beers.

I stole your beer. Everyone got victimized. I victimized you. I stole your beard. It was nice. I had a good time. But also, it was a small fucking hotel room with like, dude, 30, 40 fucking almost naked dudes in there. It was disgustingly hot.

It stank. I feel like that's kind of the point. Yeah, I know it's kind of the point I was sitting the entire time I was like I'm not getting up at all I'm sitting right here next to the fucking AC I'm getting fucking the cold air blasted on me and at one point Some fucking idiot he probably listens to the show I'll kill you for that just turns on the fucking heat and it starts getting That's also by design I don't I know but it gets so user I I went to a sweaty, stinky party, and they kept making it sweatier and stinkier. Like, what are you fucking talking about?

I went to the damn stink hole, and guess what? I couldn't hang. I was totally fucking wet, and it was fucking disgusting. I felt nasty. Three surly oopalupas kept walking up to me and yelling, can I get a whiff? Can I get a whiff, dude? Can I get a whiff? I like the idea of you sitting there and you're like, I don't know if I'm really fine.

I'm really hot right now. And then someone notices him is like, hey, that smell, boy, smells. too good. Boy, get them. And they send Bastion Bougar to you. Go and fucking sit on you. What are you? Bastion Bougar. Bastian Bagger. Bastian Bagger, baby. What the fuck is that? Uh, well, I'll, I'll let you. He has a big shank of ham in his hands, big turkey leg. Okay, I'm done with this. I don't want to either way. That's not the point of, that's not the point, nor the story at one point. At one point, I'm just sitting there with one of my friends and we're literally just drinking beers and just watching. And just watch.

watching, we're kind of just people watching at that point because we don't partake in any of the sexual activities happening, right? We're just talking about fucking video games and whatever. Oh, God, we're so lame. I can't, I had a sex party. Everybody's fucking, everybody's getting sexy, stinky, or rite. To be fair, it was a dirty, stinky sex party. So that's, you know, if you don't want to partake. I'm like drinking my beers and these two guys come up. There's one guy in a full fur suit. and I'm like, dude, props to every fucking guy in that room party that was in full fucking fur suit,

I could not imagine how horrifically hot it was in there. That's the ones where you get like the fans. I've seen people with like the advanced fur suit texts that have like fans and air conditioning. I don't think they had, I don't think they had fans. Well, yeah, dude, they're true stinkers for life. They had fans, but they only go outwards

so that the extra stink can be set out. They propel themselves with their stink. the guy in the fur suit on Zips. He has his dick out and he just gets, he starts getting sucked off by the other guy right in front of us. My friend and I, we just go, oh, okay. And then we start, we keep talking. But the entire time him and I are just talking, you know, there's a guy getting sucked off. And I, I'm kind of rooting for him, right?

I'm kind of rooting for both of them for to have a good time. I'm like, yeah, good, good on them. They're getting their, he's getting his dick sucked. At one point, the guy in the fur suit starts getting soft. Oh. And then you can see the, I know, you can see the disappointed, the disappointment. You can see the disappointment. Drank too many mountain dews, brother.

How was your night last night? Well, you know, I went to the party. I went to the stinky sex party. And I was getting straight teeth. It just, it wasn't fun, man. It was just, he was trying. Dude, he was trying really hard to get hard again, but it was just not happening. And the other guy's like, it's okay.

No, no, it's okay. And it's all happening right in front of us. And at that point, we're just completely quiet. And then my friend is so drunk, he turns to me and he says, oh, no, he's soft. And the guy, it just looks at us with this dead. fucking mascot eyes and I'm like, I just say, dude, don't say that. Dude, don't say that. But also I felt bad.

Oh no. Everybody's soft. Dude, I, I think you're going to say you would be you said, hey, if you ain't going to play stale the bench. Oh, my fucking God. Oh, your friend looks at you says head game week. Head game week. He gave his ass.

Sound up in the comments. Whose fault was it? Sounded all of the comments Would you get better brain? Yes or no. Sound of the comments. What's your survival ratio for living or dying

in the musky husky room? Oh, my fucking God. Dude. Oh, they couldn't strive the musky husky sucky. I just like the idea of like, I got a dome in the musky husky room and I tried to get out

after being dehydrated covered in stink and it's just snake crogged through the microwave hallway. He's trying to tie somebody's stinky shoes at the same time. It's like, dude, it's like a combination.

It's a combination of like the microwave hallway and SpongeBob and trying to get through the perfume shop. Or it's just people fucking farting on you. No. That's so awesome. That's how it felt to go to restroom. Because the, the AC was at the very end of the room next to the,

the window. And the other side of the room, you had to cross like 30, 40 fucking drunk, horny guys to get to the bathroom. and it felt like that. Yeah, fun time. I had, I actually had a blast. That was a really fun party.

What do you think of Philadelphia as a whole, though? Yeah. I like it. I always said that Montreal reminded me a lot of Philly. To be fair. I also didn't really go around Philly. I was there for, yeah, and also I was there for a con. Where's the convention at?

Downtown Sheridan. Okay. I went to this. Redding Terminal Market. Reading Terminal Market. That was actually so. I had a fucking awesome time there. Right across the street from Reading Terminal is the convention center. That's where I go for Yu-Gi-O regionals. Oh, I see. Yeah. Furry Delphia is very, very small, though, I will say.

Like, it is tiny, tiny, tiny. I was going to say, it's definitely the smallest furry con in Philly, or not Philly, in Pennsylvania, because it's that and, like, Anthrocon. And from what I've been told, Anthrocon is, like, fucking massive, isn't it? Anthrocon is stupid fucking gigantic. I think Furry Delphia might have been like 3,000, 4,000 people in attendance. Yeah, it was 4,000 people this year, which is, I mean, still pretty big for a fucking convention, but that's why it's in a smaller hotel and not a gigafuck convict, can convict, con center. Yeah. That's my soft story. Speaking of Soft at the Sex Party, Patreon questions?

Oh, of course. If you're part of the Patreon, $5 and above tears, you can ask a question and maybe we'll answer it if it's good. Okay, Bean Smith asked if you could put a Jim Hensay and Anitronic or Puppet, shout it to the pilot from Farscape and Annie movie. Who would it be in what movie? Whoa. Freddie Fasbear, Congo. What did you say? Hold on.

Yes. Yes, I agree. Freddie Fasbear and Congo. I agree. I know they were probably thinking, oh, whimsical. Talk about the dark ones. Crystal, put like Kermit and no. One, Miss Piggy and Umamusum a pretty derby, Cinderella, gray, fuck you.

Two, Freddy Fasbury and Congo. Yes, sir. This is the third time somebody mentions Congo to me. Do Congo fucking rules. Kongos like so awesome. You got kind of a Congo line going on. You know who fuck? It was, it was Shane.

When we went to the fucking Fantasia Festival, he kept being like, dude, you have to watch Congo. Shane and I were the ones who watched Congo. all go together. We fucking, we are the Congo boys. That's why. It's Shane, Alex and I fucking love Congo because that movie is the greatest ending of all time. Okay. That ending is so fucking dope. Yeah, but now what a Freddie Fasbear was there. Oh, whor, ho, ho, ho, ho. Um, if I could put a Jim Henson Amatronic, any movie. Oh, fuck. I'm trying to think, because Phenap is easy, right? You're, Fanaf is stupid fucking easy.

You're going to think about Fanaf. Yeah, I'm going to put Big Bird in return to Silent Hill. Dead Mouse. What? Wait, Dead Mouse's fucking head is Jim Henson. Can I put Dead Mouse in a fucking... Okay, what was the question again? If you put a Jim Henson animatronic in any, like...

Any media? Mostly movie, but movie or TV show. I mean, I'm going to change it a little bit. Where can I put... Where can I torture Dead Mouse? Dead Mouse in Mortuary, Assistant. he's one of the bodies. I would put...

Whoa, is that a thread? Jesus. I got one. I would put Sweetums in Tars counterattack. I mean, he's one of the necks. Oh,

Elmo and Evangelion. Oh. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's fine. I love that. That's the one. Ava,

but it's like Elmo, Wormy, Oscar. I'm trying to think he'd be a good fourth. Snuff of Mr. Snuffalofugus

could be one of the kaijui. Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, I love this. This is a great question. Normally, normally page your question's a bullshit. These are good ones. I was just taking fuck snuffaloficus and gin men. Oh.

Snuffle up against with a human face. Oh, the Coca-Cola bear. The Coca-Cola bear is made by Jim. Wait, I think I have it. Fosian Joker. Oh, yeah. That would be fucking easy. That's a lazy mode.

That was a lay-o. But that's fun. Fazi and Black Swan. What the fuck? You said Miss Piggy already, and this is like her inspirations technically, but Miss Piggy and Sunset Boulevard would be fucking fire. Like, just a Muppet remake of Sunset Boulevard. Okay, reverse that, Miss Piggy and Mulholland Drive. Coca-Cola Bear in Sallow.

Oh, Mr. Lynch. Gonzo. Gonzo and martyrs. Gauzo's just like skinned alive at the end of martyrs. I want to do reverse. Can we put any movie character or, or monster in a Muppet like a property? Oh, yeah.

Who can we put in Sidd the Science Kid? Sadly, this has been done. It's Muppet Christmas Carol putting Michael Cain in a Muppet movie. Okay, but what about John Wick and Grouchland? That's good. Hold on. That's a good one. I have an idea.

I have an idea. Okay. What Mickey Rourke? Rogue. Rob warrior, Mickey, Rourke. Yeah. Thank you guys. And he has to do the rap.

What the fucking hell? What the fuck? Come here, cocksucker. Actually, I don't, I don't think Sid the science kid should count because of the fact that it was animated, but it was animated and they have an animated thing. So I'm going to change it. I want him to be in, dude's fucking, I want to, why not five night at Freddy's actually? I got it The Rock and Fraggle Rock

In Happy Time Murders Fuck you Stone Colts Steve Boston And Fraggle Rock That's good What Down to Fraggle Rock What

What? I do have this one Because this is what I've been thinking about this week Anomily asks In the wake of TIGA's Magnum Opus album Starface

And beloved AI actress Tilly Norwood It's clear that audiences are clamoring for more soulless drivel. What can we expect a fully AI podcast in the PST network to look like? I guess it's like when can we?

We would feed you know that one time that WWW What what what what what what what what what What what what? Just like with all the talk we have about like farting and bodily fluids and all

this stuff like poop stinky toots will be coming just fully AI generated just black ass Farts dude Here's what we need to do Put me in a dark room Like a sensory deprivation room

Give me my fucking Adderall So I'm medicated And then leave me in there With the AI for six hours It will come out broken This is just an excuse for you To get fucking free Adderall You're just trying to get free Adderall

Let me in there Give me my meds Put me in the dark sensory room For six hours with AI It will come out wrong I will make it wrong every time What does wrong mean? What does wrong mean?

I do like this question. At least bringing up, bringing up current events. Because I don't know if either of you have listened to that Starface album or heard any snippets of it. I have not heard anything. Have you heard any, like, do you know anything about this? No, I don't. I was, I was just about to watch the Anthony Fantano video on it because I, he was talking about how it's not music. I can only assume that it's like an AI album or whatever.

To give a little background, one, the. reason why this is caught a lot of people's radars was i think it's the first time in like 17 years or something that pitchfork gave something a zero point zero and the last time they did this was like a jet album was it jet was it the jet album like the entire review is a monkey pissing in its mouth yeah and then i think before that it was liz fair by liz fair which is a crazy album to give a zero point zero of two it's like fuck off man but whatever so yeah um tiger released this album and he, on his press tours about it,

was talking about how he wanted to tap into the 80s vibe and, like, basically make an 80s pop album. And he played it up like he actually worked on this. And then maybe like two days in to it, not even being out, but like in its pre-release cycle, he just copped to the fact that the entire thing

is AI generated, like AI-generated vocals, more or less, AI-generated lyrics. Oh, is it, are you talking? talking about like the Phoenix Flexen controversy where his song Rubbers is just AI and it's absolute fucking dog shit. Yeah. So yeah. The whole album is and people have actually done like recreations of it through like, you know, prompting it. I think the um, even the pitch for work review mentioned like yeah, I put a couple of prompts, maybe like 10 prompts and do like whatever can generate songs. And I made this song again by basically saying like that make

Tyga an 80s pop like song. and so he admitted like the album is AI generated but he's like turning the the way he's talking about it to be like well we're using AI as like a tool like how people use to auto tune and all that he's trying to do that bullshit and if you listen to the album it's 100% like AI generated every every like aspect of it uh he's trying to say that the lyrics aren't but the lyrics totally are like they just don't make any fucking sense and it's fascinating i'm actually fascinated by these fucking the AI music coming out because it's so dog shit. Nobody fucking wants to listen to it, but also it's such a train wreck. It's hard not to listen to it. Well, like, some of them actually

do end up being successful. I know a few AI generated country songs actually topped certain charts. Oh, I know way too fucking many. And like, country is a weird genre because like I am a firm believer that like country music is one of the few kind of solved genres where it's like you can do these things every time and you will have a successful song it's like how um basically like uh what's you call like norwegians like perfected euro like dance in like the 90s like they just it was scientific and i feel like i is good at doing that with country because country's a less versatile genre in terms of like what you would want it to sound like because like you there's like a very broad spectrum of like how rock can sound how dance can sound all this stuff.

Country is a very like specific set of aesthetics. It's easy to follow and like kind of chameleon into. You know, you can obviously iterate on that. But I feel like AI is good at replicating that. But seeing him try to do it with something that's so broad as 80s pop is what makes it interesting. Because it means literally nothing. Because like 80s pop is anything from like Van Halen to Michael Jackson to like Madonna to fucking. like random soft easy listening stuff that nobody remembers.

So it's like, what are you actually trying? Yeah. What's your take, Brendan? I don't have any. I don't really listen to music. I don't listen to music unless it's wrestling themes. I have a big playlist and I put on the big playlist and it's songs I like. I don't know any artists except for Weird Al.

So this is true. That's not true. You know, um... I know Phemptonol, Weird Al, Dio Cisariga. I know a couple of bands. I don't really... Wow. Yes.

Wow. Oh, damn, dude. Jesus. Nightmare Blunt rotation. No, dream blunt rotation. Well, because I really like, they have a song called Katamori, and I really like Katamari, and I like the noise. You're talking to somebody who, like, listened to Eminem as a kid, and, like, his

grandma would rap with him as he listened to it. So, like, I don't know. I don't know music or artists. Basically, all that to say, it would be a fart radio. Yeah, poop radio. 24-hour fart radio. Blue jeans. We got the braps.

You got the jams. F-R-T. This shit is nuclear. This poop is in your ear. Ew. Ew. I don't have a key tip for this. Your ears are a toilet and baby we're dumping.

Yeah, followed by part. Did I tell you I did radio in high school speech? Wow, I love that. That's what you thought about from the fart. Well, because I had a tagline. The only reason I got like decent scores is because I had a really good tagline from a radio station. What was it? WZRD, bringing the magic to you.

For my ass to your ears. That's pretty good for 2011. That's pretty good. No, that is good. I didn't win because I didn't know that we were supposed to figure out and bring articles and stuff in and actually do the whole radio. I thought we were just doing fun DJ stuff. I did.

Okay. Doing producer tags. Oh, no. Listen, I walked in and every other kid at every other table had a gigantic binder they were pulling from. And I went, oh, shit, we got to do the weather. just started making shit up and I got like, I got mediocre scores. Trappaholics. I definitely did some radio when I was in middle school.

I don't remember much though. One last one. I think I got one. We had two good ones. No, I have one that's good. Brass asks, what's your favorite seven out of ten game? Side note, not part of the Q&A. Your podcast and antics have brought me so much joy over the years and I'd like to thank you.

Big love. Thank you. Stop virtue signaling. Yeah. Can you please stop love bombing? You're fucking love bombing. You're fucking love bombing. This is very parasocial. This is gaslighting.

You're being, stop stalking me. Stop stalking me. Favorite seven out of ten. I got mine off of it. Shit, that's so hard. I got mine immediately. Go for it because I need some time to think about it. Resistance three.

Nice. No, a lot of people love resistance three. That's not really a seven out of ten. Yes, it is. No. Yes, it is. it is the best seven out of ten out of every shooter that is a seven out of ten.

It is a pure seven. Okay, okay. When you say seven out of ten, are we doing fucking, let me ask you this real quick. Are we doing school grades or are we doing fucking actual seven out of ten? Actual seven out of ten.

Because five is average in my mind. I'm kind of thinking about metacritic score being around the 60s. Because if we want to do school grades, I'd give it a B plus, which is an eight. Like, it's,

I'm terrible with scores, but it's like whenever I, I think of seven out of ten. I think of something that's like, while I'm playing it, it's enjoyable. I'm having a lot of fun and I see it through to the end, but I'm not like going out and I'm thinking about it every day or like I'm coming back to it super frequently. Normally like one or two playthroughs is like good enough.

Let me explain to you the rating systems and why I hate them so fucking much because I'm going to explode. Okay. Seven out of ten, to me, if you do a ten scale rating, you start at zero is the worst. Ten is the best, which means five is average. Right? Yeah. But if you're doing it by like video game review standards, which fucking suck ass, then a seven out of 10 to people is a C because we're brain rotted by American grading systems. How I see it is like five average, six okay, seven good. Seven good. Seven good. That's why I put resistance at a seven.

But if you're going by like what people normally use, I'd give it an eight. I have, I have one, but I feel like it's not my favorite. There has to be another one. Because I'm thinking about darksiders too. I really like dark siders too. But that's a seven. out of 10 ass game. I don't, but. I don't know if that's my favorite one, though, because there's just so much. My favorite 7 out of 10 is probably the darkness too. Oh, fuck Jackie S.

Takah. That's a good one. That is a good one. That is a really good one. Well, that's because the darkness one is a 10 out of 10. I absolutely disagree. You know what's funny? I never played the darkness one.

I only have watched let's plays of it. You can get it, PS3 and 360. You can give a couple of quarters to people. No, the darkness, too, is so fond. Okay, well, Darkness One is fucking phenomenal until you get into the World War II, like, Hellbunker area. And then it kind of starts to fucking drag. But the actual, like, subway interactions, the like, the, like, world that Jackie lives in. Outside of the World War II Hellbunker, I love that fucking game.

Yeah. The Darkness is just, like, a really fun concept. Oh, sorry. Let me, I, sorry, I'm supposed to give a joke answer for this Patreon question. I was supposed to say, Hayes. Haze. Ha, haze. That fucking collector's edition of Hayes is back up again for $200.

So if somebody wants to pay, uh, pay me $200. so I can buy it. So it wants to paze the haze. Oh, there's another one I really like. Uh, oh, fuck, what the fuck is it called? Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Foy. Oh, Bakeru. Bakeru. I love Bakeru. It's a Spike Tunsoff game platformer and it kind of is very similar to Ape Escape in its design philosophies and I think that's neat because I love Apiscape. Unfortunately, apiscape is 10 out of 10.

So it doesn't count. Killsone. but only because Malcolm McDowell greens a planet. Wow. Rogue warrior because I like Mickey Rooks, where. Rogue Trooper because he's blue. Blue. Yeah, and you have your friend Bagman who dies and becomes your backpack.

You have a friend Helm, who dies and becomes your helmet. You have your friend Gunner who, guess what, dies and becomes your gun. Is that for true? Yeah, that's actual true. They're making a, they made a Rogue Trooper movie. I'm excited for it. I think Far Cry 5 is also a good 7 out of 10. Not my favorite, but I like that game.

Oh, that is a really good one actually. Park Cry 5 would be a good 7 out of 10 if it didn't suffer from gaming ADHD, which is the only thing that I fucking hate where you cannot take a moment to enjoy the Montana wilderness because every two minutes something has to happen. I came so weird because like I remember Far Cry 4 was like a little bit mixed. Do you like cheeseburger? That game was like shockingly pretty good. Ooh.

Yeah. The Guardians of the Galaxy video game actually, I think that's a pretty good. I never played that. I remember people really like that. It's, I would call it a seven out of ten. That's like, that fits exactly in the seven out of ten like Jay, range. Wow, that abrupt ending almost hides the fact that we had a major technical issue where we almost lost the entire episode. Very cool.

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