Please Stop Talking - Slightly Viscous | Please Stop Talking

Episode Date: February 23, 2019

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podcast and the show. Cameron, is that you? Hang on, I'm on the phone. Is he talking about a shot? Yeah, weirdly. Avery, you need to get the fuck out of there, man. What? Why? Avery, you need to get the fuck out of there, man. You need to get out of there now. Why? No, Avery, you need to run.

Run! Dude, a T20? Yeah. What's a... Welcome to the podcast. Were you about to ask, what is a D20? No, I heard T20. Wasn't the D&D podcast your idea yeah and well no the dnd

podcast i think was my idea initially uh yeah speaking of good ideas hey avery how about you introduce i don't think it was your idea i don't think i need to i feel like anyone who's tuning into the podcast at this point knows that i'm uh avery you might know me better as shammy though and that's all they need to know. Oh, that was smooth as fuck. And I'm drunk. Well, no one's not. Fucking shut up. Shut up, David or Sir Meow

on Twitter. That's me. That's the outro. Why did you just outro us? Hey, Cameron. Cameron, how are you doing? How do you get nominated for best director for a motion picture But not get your movie

Fucking nominated for best movie I don't know how do you win Every single Oscar but best picture Argo Wait who got nominated? Wait Cameron explain Alfonso Cuaron He won best director

For motion picture But Roma wasn't nominated. Maybe you say that it's for the Golden Globes. Yeah, Golden Globes are fucking stupid. Jesus Christ. Glenn Close is still alive? Yeah. What?

She's not... What? Jesus. Oh, it did get nominated for Best Motion Picture, Best Foreign Picture. Okay. Yeah, I was about nominated for Best Motion Picture, Best Foreign Picture. Yeah, I was about to say Best... It's Foreign. Those are excluded for some reason. Nice. Because the fucking

Academy are all fucking nerds who watch fucking Dubbed. They gotta separate it so they don't feel guilty for not watching those movies that do you think they've got a hat that they like they like everybody takes a fucking card and that's the one that they have to vote for like i think i think that might be it or they just like they just kind of google it they they read twitter they see what everyone's like oh

i really hope this one wins best for, and they're like, that one. That one's probably good. I don't want to read. Why do you think I'm reviewing? Why do you think I'm the Academy of Movies? The Academy probably watches Pacific Heat. No. Wait, what's the difference between the Golden Globes?

Nobody watches Pacific Heat, Ed. What's the difference between the Golden Globes and the Oscars? They're a completely different award show. Different award shows and Golden Globes includes TV as well. Is that news? No, that's always been like that. And the Oscars don't watch animated movies that aren't Disney.

No, they always watch one Japanese movie and that's it. No, they don't. No, they nominate one Japanese movie. You're getting confused. They nominate one. Maybe one of the judges watches 30 Minutes. That's it.

I think one of the judges watches it all the way through. Ghibli doesn't count because Ghibli is Disney. I think one person on the Academy actually gives a fuck. One dude. He's probably the guy that they all point at and laugh. Didn't your name... Look at this fucking nerd. He has to's Kevin. But he's probably the guy that they all point at and laugh. Didn't your name get a fucking nomination?

Look at this fucking nerd. He has to read subtitles. Didn't your name get a fucking nomination at the Oscars? Or am I? Nomination? No way. If I'm watching a movie, I want to be watching the actors. I don't want to be reading, Ed.

No way did your name get nominated at the Oscars. That's why. Oh my God, it did. What? Yeah, I was about to say. No was gonna say i heard i heard that was good i haven't seen it uh no it was call me by your name call me by your name yeah that's the gay one that's that's the gay one your name is the gay for different reasons one yeah exactly wow shut up what about crazy rich asians i thought that was a Netflix movie. No, no, no. What?

That gross. That was huge at the box office. Was it? All the Asians went and saw it. Do you know how many Asians there are? Oh, fucking China. They're always like the... They watch a lot of movies.

They really liked Aquaman. What are we talking about? They fucking loved Aquaman. Did Spider-Verse bomb, by the way? Hey, Spider-Verse won the Golden Globe for Best Animated Picture. Good. But did it bomb? No, it's doing fine.

No, it didn't. Everyone keeps on saying that it bombed. It came out in fucking December. It had the biggest opening for any animated movie ever in December. It's not bombing. It's doing fine. Its budget was $90 million and it made $200 million.

They put it out. Listen, it's doing fine. It's not bombing. If it was bombing, they wouldn't be planning all these fucking spinoffs and sequels to it. It's doing quite well. I'm asking if it also made back the money from the advertising budget. Hell yeah.

We don't know that. We do because the general rule is double the production budget. That's the advertising budget. Yes. Hell yeah. We don't know that. We don't? We don't know that. We do, because the general rule is double the production budget. That's the advertising budget. Yeah. No. So it has. Yeah, but, like, maybe. I don't know. There was a lot of extra

advertising for Into the Spider-Verse. I saw it a lot, and there were, like, music videos and shit. Yeah, I mean, it's also a high-budgeted animated film yeah so I don't know you also have to keep in mind that in the production budget of Into the Spider-Verse I'm pretty sure the development of all of the technology

that went into making that movie is included I don't think that Sony is considering that a loss in any way oh they're probably gonna make money back too from the patent yeah well they're gonna make money back from the patent they're gonna make money back from fucking blu-ray sales they're gonna make money back from merchandise like they're fine can we just wait to see that movie can we shut up okay so really quick before we go on because everyone's fucking talking like every

time i talk to anyone about end of the spider-verse they talk about oh it's bombing at the box office it's not no first of all no second of all about, oh, it's bombing at the box office. First of all, no. Second of all, it doesn't matter how it does at the box office because Into the Spider-Verse is going to sell merchandise. Like a motherfucker. Spider-Man sells merchandise like no other

superhero does. Spider-Man has like 200% the second highest in terms of merchandise sales. And Into the Spider-Verse is one of the most merchandisable films I've ever seen in my life. Think about how many people you see dressed up as Spider-Man at Comic-Con and shit like that.

I'm definitely going to get Spider-Ham condoms. Can we just talk about how fucking crazy it is that the people that made the Emoji Movie made Spider-Man into the Spider-Verse? I don't think it's the same animation team. It's the same publisher.

It's the same production house. Same studio. I'm pretty sure it's a completely different animation team. That's pretty funny, though. It's pretty funny. In concept, yeah, until you think about it. Well, fucking who thinks? Funny to Cameron.

Hey, who thinks in 2019, Avery? This is not the ever thinking. This is 2019. Research is gay. Exactly. How much of this have I drank? Holy shit. They made open season in the smirk.

Speaking of drinking and open season, the animated movie, how was your guys' New Year's? It was good. I spent it with my boyfriend. I got very drunk. I watched Bird Box on New Year's, I think. What did you think of Bird Box, Avery? It was terrible. Bird Box is fucking awful.

I forced Karen to watch bird box afterwards i i'm fucking i have it still hurts me the way that i would describe bird box is the thing that pissed me off the most about bird box is the fact that it doesn't feel like it was someone's idea it felt like someone googled horror movies, saw like six results and went, all right. Wait, is Bird Box? Because I saw a Twitter video that I didn't get. Is that the one with the Sandra Bullock's in a car with a lady and then the lady starts driving like a maniac? Yes.

Well, I mean, that's a scene. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I didn't get it at all. The main one is blindfold. Hey, Ed, have you seen The Happening? Is that the one with Marky Mark?

Yeah. Is that the one where he's talking to an old lady and he goes, No! What? No! Yeah, I haven't seen it. No idea what that is. You familiar with the premise? No. What is even the fucking point isn't

isn't bird box isn't bird box just a quiet place for eyes it's the happening and a quiet place and missed but like and bad a quiet place is an interesting concept bird box is just being blind. No, I mean... But Cameron... Spoilers? I hate you. I hate you. I feel like we shouldn't talk spoilers. Isn't it so hard to be blind? It's on Netflix. Everyone's seen it.

And also it's Bird Box. Who cares? Speaking of fucking Netflix horror movies, I gotta finish Haunting of Hill House. That shit is good I haven't finished it yet I know it's on shut these

shut these are you just taking swigs every time you insult someone Avery what's it to you you're gonna pass out that's the idea have you guys seen it Haunting of Hill House? No.

I have not. Highly recommend. That shit. Oh, that shit is fun. I've heard it's good. I've heard it's paced weird because it's like a 10 hour movie. It is. It's paced very weird.

But the performances are spaghetti. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I feel you. Yeah. Crack open the Chef Boyardee of performances. I'm going to shoot it at someone to cuck them. That's not good. No, crack open the Chef Boyardee of performances. I'm going to shoot someone to cuck him. That's not good. No, it's from part two.

Remember Joseph's spaghetti-cucked Caesar? Ah, yeah, that's right. I can't believe that made sense! JoJo's is fucking brilliant. I do remember that. God, I'm re-watching part two with two different people right now, and I fucking love it. I don't remember that at all. You don't remember spaghetti

cooking? Were you paying attention at all? That's like fucking pivotal. Isn't it like episode three? Let me insult David. Isn't it like episode three, though? That's pretty early on. It's pretty early on, yeah. Episode four of part two yes

okay i barely remember anything jojo really honestly what a great fucking advertisement for jojo spaghetti cucking in episode four jojo's bizarre adventure is the best is there a spaghetti moment in every part no there isn't there isn't one in part three there's not there's not one in part one i don't think ah yeah, yeah. Maybe in the manga. They had some weird shit in there. But anyway, we're talking about spaghetti cucking. Avery, so you watch Burboks of New Years, yeah? I don't like that transition at all.

You suck my fucking nuts. I just want to make sure I can tell my story because I've been dying to tell this story. I know. Two weeks. Ed has been crying at me. David, I don't know if you've been getting this, David, because you're the one who determines

when we're doing the podcast. But fucking Ed has been crying at me for two weeks. Wait, no. No, it's not possible. One week. Ed, you're full of shit. I just thought about time. You never heard about

Hyperbole That's I mean Oh my god Did you say hyperbole That was a joke I know Everyone thought that's how you pronounced it until just now

Anyways Shut up Take another swig. Yeah, I did. I did. I watched Bird... I mean, maybe I watched Bird Box. I mean, in all reality, I spent fucking New Year's...

Avery, I swear to God, if I watched Bird Box and you didn't, I would be so fucking pissed. Get baited, moron. No, I spent New Year's Eve specifically vomiting from a bathtub into a toilet in an Airbnb because my stomach decided that it doesn't like fun why alcohol i know i forgot no no no i had had like that i had what's up why did you go what happened i was vomiting from a fucking bathtub into a toilet you were just sick i I was sick, yeah. Were you bored?

Oh, right, okay. Hey, I'm just gonna go pause this time in the toilet. I'll be honest. I'm just gonna stop throwing up. Have any of you had the thing where you, like, start to vomit and then it gets caught at, like, the back of your mouth and then the stomach acid just sits in your throat

for, like, six seconds and then you can't breathe for the next 30 because it hurts too much. It's awful, yeah. Happy New Year's, everybody. Happy New Year's. What did you do for New Year's, Edward?

I need to save this one for the end. Why? Why? Why did you try to draw Cameron? You know what the fuck is wrong. Cameron, you just fucking... Why did you try to draw Cameron? You know what the fuck is wrong. Cameron, you need to back me up on this.

I need this at the end. I don't care if you need it at the end. You were just trying to transition into it. Oh. I literally wasn't. I was just trying to get... I was trying to get other people New Year's stories out. I was trying one of the people you like to freak out! I was trying to get other people New Year's stories out, so that would buy me time to save it for the end.

I don't have a New Year's story, I was vomiting! How do you not have one, David? You said you got drunk! You got drunk and stared at a wall? I got- Ed, do you have a story for literally every time you've ever been drunk? I've been drunk with you! I don't think you have a story for literally every time you've ever been drunk? I've been drunk with you. I don't think you have a story for every time we drank. Fucking, that was like a two years.

How do you not have a story? How do you get drunk in two years and be like, man, I'm gonna refill my plants. You might vaguely have a story of the time that we got fucking hammered at 11 a.m. and I passed out. That was fucking funny jesus christ when my little brother tried to talk to me we were on the couch i think we were watching either seinfeld or archer it was one of those two and then we'd been i think avery had just finished his script and then i was i was after he was done i was like let's get drunk and he was like nah dude it's 6 a.m. No point.

And then I was just telling him a drinking story I had from back in high school. And then Avery, while I was talking, just gets up and leaves. And I keep telling my story because I'm like, fuck it. I'm not letting him interrupt me. Fuck this guy. And then he comes back with two beers. This is like 7 or 8am we just start pounding him back and then at like either 11

between the hours of 11am or 1pm we start watching Seinfeld or Archer and then Avery falls the fuck asleep on the couch and then his brother sits next to him and starts talking to him and I'm dying in the corner.

And I'll just go, hey man, he's asleep. I remember... Could he not tell? He could. And then he got up and looked at Avery's face. Cameron, you've never met me. I look like I'm sleepwalking at all times.

And then he got up and looked at Avery's face and he went, oh, that's funny. And then he sat down and got on his phone. That is the most **** shit ever. Don't say his name, stupid bitch. That is the most my little brother shit ever. It's his first name. Who gives a ****?

I've said it before and you got mad at me. Did I? I was a faggot. David, in the future, absolutely don't censor that if sober Avery tells you to censor it and you censor it drunk Avery is going to beat your ass next time he sees you you can't take me

I'm megamind I am bigger than you I'm megamind that doesn't help you fight, retard! That just means you're gonna fall on the ground and he's gonna stop beating you up. Wait, what does that mean, I'm Megamind? Please explain. I have huge brain.

You've seen Megamind starring Will Ferrell? Oh, and Brad Pitt. Exactly that. And Will Ferrell. What? I heard you the first time. Was Brad Pitt actually in the movie? Brad Pitt plays the hero.

What? Like the superhero yeah I feel like I feel like of all of the uh the Hollywood elite like the super elite I feel like Brad Pitt is like chill as fuck yeah I get that impression I get the impression that Brad Pitt is fucking rad wait is he a Scientologist? I don't know. I've heard it's good. I've heard it's good. I mean, like, you know, I believe everything Rotten Tomatoes says, and it says 72% So, like, you know

Cameron, you're a moron. My secondary sibling always gets called Megalind because they have a big forehead. Thank you. Fun fact. Okay. Anything else? I drank half of this handle just tonight.

Just stop. Why would I? Bottoms up, boys. Oh my god. I didn't actually throw one back just now. Chill. Hey, are we far enough back yet? No, we're 20 minutes in, you dumbass. We're 20 minutes in, you fucking moron.

What? It's like halfway. Hey, Cameron, tell us a story. No, I was asking David, because he said I don't have any. Did you not do anything for New Year's? David, didn't you literally come into this podcast saying you have a story? Well, yeah.

Oh, there you go. Don't get angry. I'm not angry. It's one of those I saw a beaver at New Year's story. No. I don't think David is ever going to leave the beaver story down.

Give him a fucking chance, guys. Jesus Christ. I'm excited because I want to hear what you guys did. I'm fucking pumped. Well, it's not a New Year's story. You were forcing New Year's upon my fucking story. I'm not forcing New Year's on anyone. It's a holiday.

Ed doesn't control time, David. What? Oh, my God. What did you do forcing New Year's on anyone. It's a holiday. Ed doesn't control time, David. What? Oh my god. What did you do for New Year's? Genuinely. I'm curious. Well, that's not my story. What I did for New Year's... Were you someone else for New Year's? What the fuck are you talking about?

I'm just asking. Avery, shut up. He's saying his story isn't about New Year's. He has a story that isn't about New Year's that he wants to tell. But that's not what Ed was asking. I'm just asking, what did he do for New Year's? Genuinely. David, what did you do for New Year's? Me and my boyfriend went to his dad's friend's place and we had a party there. We drank and it was nice. I don't know. Hey, good shit. It was chill. We watched hockey.

That sounds wholesome. Then we fucked on the hockey table. Oh, that's not as wholesome. You fucked on the futon. You fucked on the futon. That's not a good place to fuck. That gets sticky. What's a futon?

Why would a futon get more sticky than a hockey table? A hockey table is like smooth. What is the consistency of your cum? I mean, a hockey table is a hockey table smooth. Why do straight people think cum is sticky? Why do straight people think? Avery, cum is sticky. No.

No. It's yummy it's just a fluid it's like oh it's just a slightly viscous fluid so it looks like this guy's eating a lot of protein are you shitting me

we got a name for a podcast it's not like fucking slime I was gonna say Nintendo Nickelodeon it's not Nickelode slime from... I was gonna say Nintendo. Nickelodeon. It's not Nickelodeon slime, you fucking weirdos. Oh, no. Not the feet.

Who comes up with these? If you guys want to premiere the new Spongebob write Spongebob on your toes I'm so excited for David to complain to all of us tomorrow while he's trying to edit this oh yeah David Dan Schneider

number one fan I forgot alright so the name of the podcast episode is gonna be slightly viscous liquid Cameron I fuck with that that's really good that's really good and viscous liquid. Cameron. I fuck with that. That's really good. That's really good.

And you know what? No bottoms up. Cameron did a good thing. Thank you, Cameron. Hell yeah. You saved every day on me. Oh my God. Cameron.

Yeah. Cameron, you actually did something for New Year's. You were drunk on Snapchat. Was I? Did I? Did I see pictures of myself? I can't remember. I definitely see pictures. I definitely kissed a guy.

I know that much. Hey! You had a special. I'm sitting down. Let's hear it. I mean, I did a bad thing. I had a cigarette that was terrible. Cameron!

Someone put it in my mouth, to be fair. It wasn't consensual. That's always been my excuse. I took a puff and I was like, what is this? I thought I'd blow a cigarette and smoke a cigarette. And then I just threw it away and just screamed.

I was like, no! I was like, no. You screamed? I was like, because, like, that was the first. Because, like, I've been, like, avoiding having cigarettes for, like, my entire life. And this is just, like, I just didn't know what it was when, like, I was drunk. Who cigarettes someone? Who does that? I don't know.

It was awful. It was a fucking menthol as well. It wasn't a fucking normal cigarette. What the fuck? Menthols are like, they're fancy. For your first cigarette, that's not bad. I'm confused. Don't encourage him, European.

I'm just saying he could have had a lot worse. Because all the pictures you sent were outside. This was in the middle of town. I don't even... No, sorry. Go ahead. No, no, no. You're telling a story. Sorry. No, no, no. You're more interesting. I just have

more subscribers. It's not the same thing, Cameron. I feel like I just looked really bad because the internet at large doesn't know that that's a running joke in our discord server what'd you say avery can we talk real quick about what go ahead i just i just wanted why is europe cigarettes oh europe is cigarettes literally all my friends smoke it's why i i don't know what's wrong with europe i think we have bad uh anti-smoking ads i think that's the deal like on the back i also think you i also think you have fewer anti-smoking laws

oh is it is it cheap over there like like how no we definitely have the same ones like you can't smoke indoors and shit that's that's all around europe well there's a lot of you can't even smoke outside of this establishment law. Oh, that. We don't have that. Yeah. I think. I just kind of talked out of my ass completely. No, no, no. That is a thing. And we also have really shit anti-smoking ads. So like, you know, on the back of the

cigarette boxes, usually you have a lady dying or something like or like it's usually a black one on ours. It's just text. It just says cancer bad. Gross. I mean, it's just text. It just says, cancer bad. Gross. I mean, in fairness. I'm not even joking.

I don't disagree. Cancer bad in Comic Sans and Papyrus. Oh my God, Papyrus font. We've got like fucking terrible looking hearts and shit like that. No, no images in Europe. It's weird. I don't know why actually i don't i don't think we have those on marlboros i feel like i've seen cigarette packs with nothing

on them well yeah that's a new thing that i think got adopted like you're not allowed to have any kind of advertising for cigarettes like even on the boxes they can't have like a design they just have to no no no i well no i don't even see the i don't even see the fucked up lungs I just don't see anything It's just a white ass box I think people just know I think people just know here Don't Yeah I have no idea

Literally all my friends spoke Yeah no Cigarette rape was not great though What are we at? You know who I'm talking about. No, I'm pissed. Bottoms up. Fucking hell.

But speaking of cigarettes, I'm actually really glad I managed to... Because I really don't have an addicting personality, and I used to smoke for like three four months straight during my exam season back in high school and the moment my exams ended I smoked for like another month and I realized how much money I was spending and then I went

I'm gonna stop and then I just put all my all my packs in the trash and I was done I smoked during college but it was just because people were offering yeah I can't say no that's my problem. You're also in, like, Diet France. Yeah.

I mean, everybody smokes here for real, so. Yeah. Like I said, Diet France. Being in contact with French people just makes you smoke. We actually have, like, a pretty big smoking culture here as well, which sucked. Because, like, I got, like, offered quite a few cigarettes, and I always avoided it. Yeah.

I mean, I still smoke every once in a while, but only when I'm really drunk and can't think for myself. The thing is that even like I was drunk and I, if someone had offered it to me instead of just putting it in my mouth, I still would have said no. I felt like, yeah, I think I smoked a cigarette that first time I went to a gay bar.

You sure it was a cigarette? Yes. Ed, have you ever seen ed hell yeah ed you got it ed i have a question what's up how how thin is your penis how thin that's is it cigarette shaped am i am i are is the tide low or is it full mast? Full mast. I know you're a grower. We discussed that earlier. How did you remember that? Good shit. Thin? I don't know.

I'm also a grower. Put it in a keyhole. What? Holy shit. That's really thin. I could lockpick with my erect cock. You could probably kill someone with that thing. Is it like a...

I have. Like where it fucking compacts when it goes through small spaces? I killed a girl's future once. You killed everything. That's your stamp. Context. everything that's your stamp context um so my so my new year's story

no I'm joking oh my god ed jesus fuck that was a joke I don't think I mentioned it when I originally told that story I was no I did I did I was really drunk what the first time you went to a gay bar yeah mentioned it when I originally told that story. I was... No, I did. I did. I was really drunk.

What, the first time you went to a gay bar? Yeah. I got way too drunk considering. Go ahead. What were we talking about? We were talking about Cameron being cigarette. Oh. That's fucked up, Cameron. Yeah, I'm past it, though.

Wow. I quit smoking. He's so strong. He is. He's our strong little Kiwi boy. I don't like where this is going. Cameron, remind me to talk to you after the podcast, because I just remembered I had something I needed to ask you about.

Okay. Okay. I don't know. Probably cut that. No, Ed. No, no, no, no, Ed, keep that in. Ed, keep that in! No, yeah, Ed, Ed, keep that in.

Alright, David, send me the audio after we're done. Ed, do you want my Pro Tools license? It's a physical key, he'd have to mail it. I don't have Pro Tools, David! That's low, how dare you. How dare you assume I don't have... I'll mail it to you. Bold of mail it. I don't have Pro Tools, David. That's low. How dare you? How dare you assume I don't have... Bold of you to assume I don't have Pro Tools. I'll mail it to you.

I'll kiss it. You know what? Cameron, pass the cigarette. Anything else of note happen? Oh my God. We were in the fucking middle of town and they missed New Year's. They missed the countdown's they missed the third

They missed it by fucking six minutes and they did it and what we had a band There was a band in the middle of town that were like like playing fucking covers and they just continued playing Well, of course, it's New Zealand. Yeah No, that's fair I accept accept that. That's 100% fucking true. They were playing covers, right? And they kept on playing. I looked at my phone. I was like, it's fucking like, it's 102. Sorry, it's 1202.

What the fuck are they doing? And then, like, at 1206, they, like, stop. And then they do the countdown. They go, 10, 9, 100. Oh, man. They go, 10, 9, 10, 11, and 12. I just look around like, what the fuck is happening? Oh, man. Oh, my God.

That's incredible. Either they fucked up or they did not give a shit. They didn't know. They were like playing a Prince cover. I guess they just wanted to finish the fucking Prince song, which is fair enough. They did a decent job at covering it. What song was it? I was about to ask you. What song? Fucking, if you think I can remember. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. We're talking to post cigarette Cameron. Yeah. Dude, that had one cigarette. That shit was wild. Post cigarette Cameron is fucked. Bottom side. Cameron has a cigarette and he goes, dude, I'm seeing so many colors. Fuck you.

Fuck you. Fuck you. God, Ed, I'm so glad you were not around before I met you. Because I was such a fucking faggot about alcohol. Bottoms up. What? What? What?

What? Wait, I'm so lost in that train of up. What? What? Wait, I'm so lost in that train of thought. What? Listen, it's not important. Hey, Ed. Hey, what's up, buddy? I think it's time for your story. I think it's time. So, the reason Cameron knows about this story, first of all,

so you don't have to feign reactions. Whoa! Really? Really? The reason I wanted to save this for last is because I am a fucking idiot. Big shocker, I know. And I may or may not have been telling people about the podcast to fucking everyone I meet. What? What? So my plan was...

Hey, Ed's friends! So my my plan was keep this story for last so they'd listen the first 10 minutes and then stop that's why i started freaking out when you guys were saying ed didn't you want to talk about your story i was like no it's not they're not they're still listening i hope i hope they listen i hope they listen they're like they're the state of the end i hope that one weird motherfucker you know who you are listens to the whole thing i hope he follows me on twitter at jimmy tv they're gonna think it's a really weird episode title or like ed's friend please listen to the end. Oh, fuck you. God, leave it.

I will stab you. For real. Anyway. Come on. So, New Year's comes around. What? So, Dave's computer just crashed for anyone listening to the podcast. Wait, if it crashed, that means he lost his audio. Doesn't Audition

autosave? Oh, you have to be joking. This has to be a joke. What do you mean it won't launch? What does that mean? How does that work? What, did you just shoot your computer in the CPU?

Is this power out. Stairway to heaven in reverse is Satan? I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. Dude, stairway to heaven and backwards is stairway to hell, right? Oh. Oh. Podcast, welcome to...

Cameron, you sound out of practice. Avery, you sound sober. What happened? What the heck? My computer? What? How many weeks has it been since you recorded that first bit? Two. I remember none of it.

We recorded it January 7th. We recorded it in January, David. There's no way we could have... We could not have recorded the New Year's episode in December. Are you fucking high? Whoa. I guess he's not. He's not high.

You're a fucking moron. I'm not high. I'm just on a new computer. You're so good at pretending you're sober. You sound so crystal clear. This is like a One Piece time skip. We all had a lot of character development. Reset the clock.

It's been zero days since a One Piece reference. Stretchy arms. That's the extent of my knowledge about that show. It's Stretchy Arm Pirates. It's Mr. Elastic. What's his name? God. Richard Reeds. Reed Richards.

Fuck a disclaimer. We should explain what just happened right now actually. In the middle of recording my computer just died like straight up died and i had to get a new computer and now i have a new computer and it's like yeah three weeks later i i that's literally the the only thing i remember from that entire night because it was fucking drunk i got way too drunk yeah And then we watched Bird Box? We did watch Bird Box. Was that Bird Box night?

No. No, it wasn't. That was Christmas special that we watched. Yeah, Christmas special was Bird Box night. You also got drunk then. I did do that. Cameron, we all got drunk for Bird Box except you. You were like, I don't want to drink.

Cameron was 7 a.m. Fucking coward. If I asked Cameron what happened on Bird Box tonight, he'd go, nothing happened. I went home. Hey, remember when we went through this already? Anyway. I'm so excited to listen to this episode because it sounds like you guys had a great time. Oh, we had a great time

David was standing up for some reason I remember that why was I standing up you said you were no you were like I'm going to record this whole episode while busting for a piss for a laugh oh I think

I'm pretty sure that's not what I said. I'm pretty sure it is. Ed, what was your fucking story again? Oh, it was. Oh, yeah. Speaking of busting for a piss. Am I just hearing the end of it with no context? No, we're just going to start it from the back. He's going to retell it. So you don't even remember Avery?

No, this is perfect. David's going to dynamically switch between drunk Avery Audio and sober Avery Audio while I'm telling you this story. Yeah, I am. We're going to have both of their reactions at the same time, so you get like a little drunk echo. It's going to be like angel shoulders. It's going to be like Shane Dawson. Well, then why did we bother explaining what just happened

we recorded at the beginning we recorded the last episode on the 7th of january my time it's currently the 27th of january my time 20 days okay 20 day time so let's get it oh so he's gonna be he's gonna be the only guest recording in stereo. What? Shut up. No, I'm not doing that. Oh, fucking Christ. What even happened?

OK, no, no, no. I remember. I remember. I remember. OK, so a little bit of context. I went to this New Year's party here in cut that. And then I In Congo, Africa? In Tasmania.

And it was being hosted by this girl that I met at a bar around Christmas period. And do you know how I met this girl, Avery? Do you remember? Or no? Was it when she said, I like your hoodie, hoodie and you said you can use code punk duck yeah save 10 on a hoodie like that one that one not only that not only that um once i

went home and i started like we were like talking on facebook and shit and i was like damn she's pretty cool um there was one point uh because she's a oh because she's a I remember now she's a part time DJ she was telling me about like her DJ friends that they have a couple sets that run from like 3am to 4am and she's like god I would hate to have to do that because I feel like to do this job properly

at these times you have to take a shit ton of drugs and I said no yeah I agree but personally I haven't done black tar heroin in years I remember that too yeah there you go a shit ton of drugs and i said no yeah i agree but personally i haven't done black tar heroin in years i remember that too yeah there you go okay we're we're can't we're ringing the old bell i'm pretty sure you told me that bit while i was sober this is like this is like memento but it's fine i'll just i'll just believe his loss so so in order i'll just bring echoes of our past recordings of him laughing. I think I've re-announced this now. Was it like a fighter for Ganon?

I don't know. Ganon? Whoa. Ganon? Yeah, he's buff. You guys don't know what he looks like. Trust me. He's huge.

New law? New law? He's so massive. Jackton has a huge schnoz. In Colorado, he used to pick me Jackton has a huge schnoz. In Colorado, he used to pick me up and just throw me at the house. God,

he's so massive. What are you doing? David, cut all of that. And anyway, so that was the host. It was a girl that I totally blew all of my chances with,

but I was like, eh, fuck it. A couple of my friends are going to be there from high school I might as well go so I show up and lo and behold

one of my closest friends from high school Phil is there you might remember him from that story of his mom hitting on me saying that I have good fingers that was fun do I need to censor this I forget no you don't you don't just saying Phil is fine um

so anyway I was talking to him and he was like and he was like oh how'd you how'd you get here oh i i know the host her name i know the host we've been friends for like a couple years i was like oh cool cool oh yeah i'm actually i've been trying to get with her for like a year or something oh wait you mean you mean her right black? Black tar heroin girl? I have to say black tar heroin girl so I don't say her name. He was like, yeah. So, you know, bullet dodged.

You know, I did that on purpose to help my friend. So anyway, we're at the party. And I go, you know what would be really funny? If I chugged an entire bottle of champagne when when midnight struck oh god and i did and i did do that after is that is that like two liters after shotgunning two beers oh you fucking freak and taking a couple shots of gold strike and i remember when i was telling this story avery just freaked out and said you just carry a bottle of gold strike with you everywhere you go? Vaguely remember that?

Flashback. So anyway, after chugging that bottle of champagne, I went wow, that was a mistake because it's made of bubbles so your stomach just feels like it's about to float like that Pixar movie. Like stomach? Up? Up?

It's like up but for your body imagine describing a drink your liver oh it's like for your liver yeah like like my stomach is balloon my stomach is balloon house um oh his wife died uh oh what the fuck? What's South America in this story? My vibes. What about South America? Who's the Boy Scout? You haven't seen them in a very long time. Oh, right. They did go to South

America. Who gives a shit? What was I saying? I'm thinking about South America now. You chugged a fuck ton of alcohol and were extremely drunk and you felt like, What was I saying? I'm thinking about South America now. Oh, I hope they're doing okay. You chugged a fuck ton of alcohol and were extremely drunk and you felt like your liver was up. Did you guys hear about the new cryptocurrency? It's like petroleum in Venezuela.

That shit's fucked. I read an article. I think you're cryptoscoping. What? Petroleum? Petroleum. Petro. It's called Petro.

It's called Petro. That's what it's called. Yeah, for the... Yeah. Yeah, for the... Yeah. Yeah, Venezuela is pretty fucked right now. Shut the fuck up. I was making an up reference.

We don't need to talk about it. What is this serious fucking issue? What the hell? It's very important for my story. But anyway, after I chugged that bottle of champagne, I saw this other lady at the party that I had no idea who she was because the host went to a different high school right so half of the people there were people from my high school

people from her high school that i never met so they were like all free range right so i was talking to this lady and she seemed pretty cool and i was like okay she has potential and then so i get even even like more fucking blasted and the last thing i remember was jamming to too many men and that's it that's it if you guys are familiar with uh with british grime it's you'll know what too many men is and then i woke up in bed and i was like okay i don't remember anything but i'm in bed in the house so that's already a good sign i'm sure were you part of a fucking hangover movie i'm shirtless okay god that's something i have pants on okay and then i start like regaining my senses first was the sense of touch and then i felt that my body was glistening and then i went okay i'm kind of wet i must have fallen in a pool that's fine

i check my phone it's broken my phone i fell in the pool with my phone in my no not not smashes and it won't turn on and it's like and And when I'm holding it, it's kind of like, what do you call it, clammy? So yeah, my phone's broken. My phone's been broken. I got it. It's been repaired. It's in the process of being repaired. Who gives a shit?

Phone's broken. That kind of sucks. I look to my left. There's the lady. Okay. That's good. I'm shirtless. I'm dripping.

Lady next to me. OK. Also dripping. Hey, hey, hey. Oh, no, that's that's just who that who cares. And then I'm like, OK, so balanced out phone broken. But I got laid. Not bad.

And then I look to my right to my pillow who is this man vomit stain oh no hello old friend not good so i'm like okay phone broken i vomited which is you know well i did i did drink a lot that's fair like my stomach's not made of iron. So I get up and I get some like paper towels that were next to me. So shouts out to whoever left paper towels next to the bed. They knew what was going on. Whose bed?

The fucking bed in the house. So I start cleaning the pillow and I'm like, OK, I don't remember anything, but apparently I got laid. So that's pretty cool. And then as I'm cleaning. I hear a voice. And that voice says, Uh, hey man, you got the time? What?

Was Brendan in bed? So, at this point, I really don't want to turn around. Because only bad can come of this. But I turn around anyway, and lo and behold, there is another person inside that bed

who was also shirtless. Oh! Did you just... I look him in the eyes and is a man that i have never seen in my life oh my god and then i look at my watch and i go it's about 10 30 and he goes uh cheers goes back to sleep and then i clean as much of the vomit as i can i get my things and i leave did you just fucking have a three-way with them i did not see anyone on the way out and i unfortunately left my scarf there but i don't give a shit. I literally called

the moment that happened I left the room called an Uber with my phone that managed to turn on for a split second and I got the fuck out of the house. And to this day this is why I wanted to keep my story for last. It's because one I wanted to make sure

that because I've been telling a lot of people about the podcast and I wanted to keep my story for last. It's because, one, I wanted to make sure that... Because I've been telling a lot of people about the podcast. And I wanted to make sure they all listened to the first 10 minutes and then went, this is trash, and then stopped listening. And also because I still haven't asked them what happened. I have not talked to any of my high school friends since New Year's. I have been avoiding them like the plague because I don't want to know what happened. Oh, man.

Can't wait for the follow-up episode. It told me about this, like, right after it happened, and I've been holding it in this entire time, and it's been so difficult. It's so good. Wow. Holy shit. Any questions?

You definitely touched it. Was he hot? It's so good. Wow. Holy shit. Any questions? You definitely touched it. Was he hot? How was he? He looked like my friend Sean, which you also don't have to bleep. It's fine. First names are fine. What was your friend Sean?

How was the girl? He wasn't. He was the way deep voice. Sean does not have a deep voice. Jesus fucking Christ, man. I don't want to know what happens. I'm just going to pretend. I do. Can you find out for me?

Ed, you owe me. I don't want to talk to you. Die. Avery, I'm booking a flight. We're going to figure this out. I'm from the state of journalism. Oh, nice. I just touched the lady. This I just Let's turn this podcast into Cereal but it's just

Us trying to figure out what the fuck went down I had a hot We arrived in the bedroom it still smelled like Vomit You gotta use What's it called you gotta use Joel's instinct mode On my scarf and you can smell the guy's taint on it You gotta use what's it called you gotta use Joel's instinct mode on my scarf and you can smell the guys taint on it You gotta use your witcher senses

Turn on eagle vision it's just a black light How'd they get into the corner of the room? On the curtains Yeah, anyway that was my new years which sucked I really wanted to I really didn't want to have to oh yeah it sucked walk for like five minutes in the freezing cold to get

my uber I wanted to just stay in the house and chill and you know have a couple more beers catch up with fellas but no I had to clean up a little bit of vomit dodge a guy I fucked. Yeah, probably. It might have been, yeah, you can do MFM with no male-male contact, but you didn't. Knowing you.

Knowing you, you absolutely didn't do that. I told the girl, odds on you just watch Odds on two Anyway hey patrons you guys have any questions Let's move on I just want to get this shit out of the way. First patron question. How was it? Man, how specific. From Sean's cousin, huh? Oh, there is a guy called Sean in the patron question.

Sean asks. Sean Lane asked, I put a lot of time and effort into thinking about last month's question but this one is just a shit post for Cameron and everyone else I guess do you guys eat kiwis with or without the skin without the skin you are fucking weird if you eat it with the skin you're a fucking freak if you eat it with the skin

it feels like a nut sack okay this is the way you cut it in half and then you scoop out the insides yes I agree with that I mean that- Throw away the skin That's that's how you do it. You can also you can also peel it if you feel like being fancy But yeah, just scoop it out of the skin. Did you guys have those like plastic Like knife and and spoon combo things in like primary school? Spork?

No, not a spork. It's like the handle end. It's like it's just like a big I'm gonna stop. You guys didn't have this. This is pointless. I've never heard someone get embarrassed about a utensil question.

Yeah, geez. Don't you guys ever use like a fork in a stupid fucking question anyway? Aww. David David next question Kyle Ripper asks January question how did you guys meet Mandy Brendan and Ed bonus points if Avery talks about meeting Pyro Cynical

uh everyone here met all of those people through me. Yeah. Ed, what was our first conversation like? It was the first episode of the podcast I was in. Oh my god! Oh my god, it was!

I forgot that! I forgot that Ed came on before meeting anyone but Cameron. I think that's how I met everybody except Brendan, because I talked to Brendan before for his smut week. I think I was just in calls with Avery and then Avery was like,

I'm going to go talk to Mandy. Do you want to come? I'm like, sure. No, it was Ed. I know that was Ed. We were watching a fucking smite tournament and Rexy wouldn't give you the fucking time of day. Oh god god no. That's not how that happened. First of all, that's not how that happened.

I was in a call with Double J and we were watching Sam's dual tournament and then Cameron was really trying hard to pretend to be interested. I really was. I was like asking questions about how the game worked. I was I was like oh wow that's really cool

he was just being a nice friend you guys are assholes I'm not making fun of him and then I actually tried playing the game and I was like wow this is yeah this is a video game yeah David also tried playing the game but then he called everyone the gay f word

yeah David's really toxic dude and then no and then he's like ah you guys think that's toxic you guys think me calling everyone faggots and telling them to kill themselves is toxic you should play dota no stop doing that i've stopped doing that good because you were defending it when it was happening i stopped doing that yeah it's not toxic for me to tell people to commit suicide in a video game I never tell them to kill themselves

I tell them to uninstall no I tell them to uninstall wrong the way I met Mandy Mandy did some subtweet shit where he talked about how these people always call their videos

critiques and then it's just a play by play of the actual events of the game and then someone replied to that tweet tagging me and being like you fucking dropped this shit not really they were like they were they were like yeah but ShammyTV is good

and Mandy was like I'm not talking about him. And then he and I started DMing, and we immediately started talking about people we hate, which apparently psychologically is a really good way to bond with someone. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you form a much stronger psychological bond over hating the same things than you do over liking the same things.

I do that with Trelli all the time. We just sometimes we when you go god rexy fucking sucks all right now i met hang on i need to tell i need bonus points oh bonus points uh niall and i met because niall followed me on twitter and we started dming it's not an interesting story. I mean, that's how every story about meeting people nowadays is like, it's like, oh, I was in a conversation somehow with them or they DMed me. And have we ever talked on the podcast

about the first conversation we ever had? Yeah, I DMed you saying, hello, sir. Hello, sir. Yeah, and then I told you, oh, yeah, I was in a call with Niall and then I told you oh yeah I was in a call with Niall and he told me you play Smite and I told him he's a liar so I'm messaging you to make sure

he's a liar you make sure he wasn't slandering me and then I remember I met you and the only video of yours that I had seen was your Patreon video because Spiff retweeted it. I had no idea what your channel was about. I just knew you had a Patreon.

Good. Oh, fuck. This guy must have money. I got to be his friend. So many subs. Why are we friends, Ed? Next question. Next question.

Noble Shrike asks, what is your favorite video game soundtrack and why? I'll go first. What Remains of Edith Finch, I think. What is it like? Slaughtering Grounds. What do you mean, what is it like? I mean, what is it like? What genre?

Okay, good. You're really good at talking about fucking music. You're a cunt. Okay. I was going to explain why I liked it, but all right, let's go. No. No, no, you're right.

You go ahead, Captain Music. What's going on? Yeah, come on. Explain your favorite soundtrack and exactly why and what genre it is. I don't want to talk anymore. Actually, explain its influences. And also the knock- anymore. Explain its influences. And also the

knock-on effects of its existence. What did it influence? Hmm. Hmm. You guys think you know music? How about you translate Nier Automata's soundtrack? Thank you. Nier and Nier Automata is probably my favorite.

Yeah, I was going to say. Mine are tied and they're very opposite sides of the spectrum Nier Automata and Metal Gear Rising oh yeah those are very opposite butt language and butt rap I mean butt rock I actually I also really like all the Super Giant

games' soundtracks they're always amazing like Pirates and Transistor. They're always fucking amazing. Like Pyres and Transistor and Bastion. They're all fucking amazing. I haven't fucking... Anarchy Reign slash Max Anarchy. Butt rap. Butt Blake is my favorite.

Just give me more ass. I definitely fuck that guy. God damn it. David, you gonna answer? I don't know. I feel fucking shitty now. What? Like, I didn't I was, like, joking but you guys made me sound like an asshole.

We weren't being serious. We were joking along, too. David, are you okay? I'm not fucking okay. The original Halo trilogy also has good music. I like Halo 2 more than Halo 1. Halo 2 and 3.

But that's just because of Unforgettable. I really like the fucking electric guitar in Halo 2's soundtrack. My favorite soundtrack is Chrono Cross. That's a good answer. It's very good. What genre is that? It's, uh, honestly, it takes a lot from,

it takes a lot of inspiration from a lot of different places, you know? It's very researched music. You're really good at talking about music. Call me Fantano. Unlike Cameron. Ah, yeah. Sorry, guys. Well, it's kind Well, it's kind of difficult with Edith

because it changes depending on which story you're watching or playing. The best song is kind of orchestral, would you say, Avery? I don't know which specific

song you're talking about. I don't know. Yeah, probably orchestral. I don't know which specific song you're talking about. Oh. I don't know. Yeah, probably orchestral. I don't know music shit. Oh. Okay, well, Kingdom Hearts. I was going to say, like, every single Kingdom Hearts soundtrack is fucking phenomenal. The one they used for the Kingdom Hearts 3 trailer is kind of stinky.

That Skrillex song. I don't want you to speak to me right now. It was kind of stinky. I'm just voicing. No, no. David loves Skrillex song i don't want you to i don't want you to speak to me right now it was kind of stinky and just voicing no no david loves no i love skrillex i love skrillex i think that it's extremely fitting i think people are such fucking they forget that the opening of kingdom hearts one with the planet b remix of that simple and clean like it was out of place back then and people said that it was out of place and now this comes out for kingdom hearts 3 and it's out of place as well but the thing is is it out of place if it takes like my anyways i could go on

for like five i just i feel like i just went on a journey and also went nowhere at the same time. Also, Killer Instinct has a good soundtrack. Killer Instinct reboot. Doom also has a really good soundtrack. Shouts out to Mick Gordon. Can I pick a question, please? Because this one's really good. I want to see what you guys have to say about it.

We all... Oh, Philippe asks, we all know about David's furry picture mishap, but what has been everyone's worst porn experience? Can I just say that ever since, let me look at my DMs real quick. Ever since Wednesday, I have another bad porn experience. Please share. Avery, you sent it to me did i oh yes was i drunk no what is this

go up in our tms till last wednesday hang on a second uh-oh oh oh yeah yeah i mean um it's it's weird it's not actually bad it's just really also indirect so i wasn't thinking about that can i get some context david and the podcast got referenced in the comment section of a furry porn website like and it's like but finally my big breakout moment the the funny part is that it's like they straight up just say my name on it and that's what's weird to me ed we're breaching the market we are get him oh god we're infiltrating i'm in ed you want to talk about last night oh shut the fuck up forever oh no what do I

listen Ed you picked the question about porn experience who cares it's funny so are you guys aware of Falco from Smash Brothers yes is this the planet I can talk about this guy right this is like public planet can i i can talk about it i can talk about this guy right this

is like public information what oh you can talk about the planet yeah if you want yeah okay so there's this guy this korean surgeon or whatever that constantly commissions are a furry porn artists to draw macro porn that means huge um falco from are we actually going to talk about this on the fucking podcast i feel like maybe not i was more specifically talking about ed's experience last night oh i mean why can't i talk about this it's funny basically there's this guy that commissions falco huge fucking buildings and planets right and it's it's funny. I could talk about this. Fuck you. Fuck it. Fine. Let's talk about that guy. Another one for the books.

I am not a furry. I am not a furry. I know furries, but I am not a furry. Cameron, you have no idea how bad it's about to get for you. It's about to get so much worse. There's something in the air. I can smell it.

Thing is, this is one of those fucking things that every single furry knows about. Everybody knows what the fuck that is. Oh, the Falco porn?

Yeah, so anyway. Everybody knows about it. I was, I was fucking, I found it. Someone, someone told me about it. And I,

and I was like, man, this shit's fucking funny. So I've been sending it to everyone. The fucking, especially the animated one that where Falco's literally fucking the earth And I was like, man, this shit's fucking funny. So I've been sending it to everyone. Especially the animated one where Falco's literally fucking the earth and Wolf is inside his dick hole

and Fox is hugging his cock. And the moon is in his ass. The moon is in his ass and it's got sound effects. What? Yeah, Mick Gordon did the sound design. There was a time when i clicked on our dms and i just heard the

anyway it is the funniest thing i have ever seen and every once in a while i'll go to a furry porn website and i'll look up falco just to find it again and fucking have a good time. Like, have a good start to my day. What the fuck? But recently, specifically last night, I stayed on the homepage and I was like, I wonder what type of funny shit I could find. It's like what I'd also do besides the Falco stuff is I constantly refresh the homepage to see what was the funniest ad I could find and so far the king has been an ad for a website called.com which I have the banner saved on my computer somewhere let me find it real quick I'm not you can find it off the air yeah I don't

have the banner but I do have the no I do have the banner shouts I mean obviously don't fucking put this in the pocket I mean I don't have the banner, but I do have the... No, I do have the banner. I mean, obviously don't fucking put this in the... Make this the thumbnail. Look at General. Well, I bet your friends are gonna... No, make that the thumbnail so it's friends. You guys know that's a close-up of the back of...

Hey, hey, hey, you guys know that's a close-up of the back of a ball sack, right? We cannot make that the thumbnail. Wait that yes it is we cannot use that as a thumbnail anyway oh no no use that as a channel banner dude some avocados are we actually doing a fucking we're just shouting out this website it's about to end no it's a website and so like at one point you already said the name i didn't I did not I have Not said the website. Oh, oh you're talking about no no, okay? Yeah, we're shouting out

This episode of the podcast is brought to you by calm Use code punk to save 10% dude. They finally hooked her up with a code. I was waiting ages, but So instead of just looking at the ads I was like I wonder what type of shit I can find then you start like Scrolling through it and I was like damn this shit's kind of hot and now yeah Well specifically what you said is oh no Avery. I'm George Costanza it moved Which doesn't make sense if you don't watch seinfeld basically there's an episode where george gets a massage by a man and he's like it moved me yeah i don't watch seinfeld

i didn't watch seinfeld but i knew what it meant okay and then there's the revelation moment where george starts eating mangoes and he can't stop eating mangoes and he's like i think it moved again and i told avery avery furry porn is mangoes i can't stop eating mangoes. And he's like, I think it moved again. And I told Avery, Avery, furry porn is mangoes. I can't stop eating it. And it's moving. Oh, my God. I thought we were safe. Anyways.

I got secondhand. It's like secondhand smoke, dude. There's no escape. What was your worst porn experience? Also related to id surprisingly well um is it surprising at this point it's not surprising there there was a period of like i want to say three days where i couldn't open my dms to either id or charlie because what they had done is just spammed me with cora porn and it was all like- OH I REMEMBER THIS!

It was Bolin. And it was Bolin and Mako and it was- Oh my god. And then I one time accidentally like clicked on it and I was like, oh my god it's back and it's just- I couldn't talk to them for like three days. You just told me to delete them. I did!

Oh, I didn't do it. In voice calls, multiple times. I was like, please. Avery. Delete them. It's your worst porn experience. So Ed messaged me last night. So Ed, yeah. One time I pasted an image

uh to someone trying to message them or no no cause okay so there's this thing I have a Mac laptop it's old but I have it uh I have a Mac laptop and sometimes uh Mac OS will do this thing where you click on an image and you drag it into a message and it like previews like while you're dragging it what the image is and it highlights the image

that you're dragging and then when you drop it it's a different image that's right next to the image you were trying to drag no so i've accidentally sent i've accidentally i've accidentally sent people born before just entirely on accident and it's not even my fault mac os what kind of operating system like other ah friends emily she's fine with this oh that's fine i feel like she's seen worse oh yeah punk duck what the what the fuck? Mute that. David, boost that. Make that twice as loud as everything else.

Make that twice as loud and then have a drunk Avery clip playing in the background. Like it's a flashback. It's a fucking Vietnam flashback. Oh my lord. David, what is yours besides the showing your boss furry porn mishap? Are you actually... What do you mean, what is yours besides the showing your boss furry porn mishap? Are you actually... What do you mean, what is yours?

What else? What else would it be? He means other than that. Do you have any other porn mishaps? Can you say you had one that happened within like a week? Or something like that? Yeah, it was the... I was making a joke.

Yeah, I don't think... Oh, right. Man, I'm really fucking good at hiding my fucking porn, dude. Uh-huh. I'm really fucking good at hiding my fucking porn, dude. I'm really fucking good, usually. Yeah, I never understood that joke that's like, oh, why are you playing porn through the Bluetooth speakers? Haha, that has never fucking happened to me.

That's never happened to me, either. Yeah. Like, if anything, I'll forget to close all the incognito windows, and then I'll send someone a screenshot of something, and they'll be like, why do you have incognito mode open? Because I was jerking off. What do you mean, why did I have incognito windows and then i'll send someone a screenshot of something and they're like why do you have incognito mode open because i was jerking off what do you mean why did i have incognito mode open i was trying to solve crimes well this one actually this one time i was trying to figure out the value of the venezuelan petroleum coin no i was looking at porn time idiot i just remember this one time i was with my family and we were at this fancy

restaurant waiting and then my mom was like oh what's the weather like outside and i opened i opened my phone to an incognito tab and it was just cock nice and my mom totally saw it because she was looking at my screen to see the weather and then she was like, okay. Did she just completely ignore it? Yeah. What are you going to do to that? What are you going to say? What's that cock?

Tabernak says easy. God, I love these jokes. I love when I can't understand what's being said. I know tabernak. Oh, I know tabernak as well. You just said tabernak. Is that a cock? See, it would have been funnier if you knew French.

Thanks, Ed. Thanks, Ed. Why is this dude looking at me outside the window what the fuck I just looked outside and this dude just stopped driving and was staring straight at me what the fuck did you he knows

yo I think we need to wrap this up real quick I think I'm gonna fucking die with any luck I'm fucking dead what are those 12 years with any luck I'm fucking dead what a boost to our views so are we done? we wrapping this bitch up? let's wrap it up

drunk Avery how are you right now? are you feeling good? how thin is your penis? classic drunk Avery you're such a fucking card please stop beating your SO anyways Cameron where can people find you? You can find me on Twitter, at SuperSneakSheep.

Nice. Ed. What else did you want him to plug? Why was that nice? And my Twitch. And my Twitch. And my Twitch. And SuperSneak.

There it is. SuperSneakSheep. Yeah. Probably. Who else is taking that? It is SuperSneakSheep. Dude, I fucking tried to get it on something else and someone had already taken it. I'm pissed!

Sorry. Ed! What about you? You can find me on Twitter at punkduck underscore and on YouTube at punkduck and I also managed to secure punkduck on .com Use code.

Does that have an account? It's a code, dude. on ***.com Use code. Does that have an account? Yeah, you can make accounts. It's a code, dude. What? I mean, you can use my code too, but that's like, you know, Fortnite creator code. I get like 10% of the revenue

whenever you buy whatever the **** they sell. A Bigfoot? A Bigfoot? Yeah, maybe. Just one foot coin? It's not like a foot fetish website. It's actually like

SFM animations of Bigfoot men. Of big gorilla hairy men with big horse cocks. Anyways. I mean. Okay. Don't try and find me.

Bigfoot.com slash ShammyTV. It's homobigfoot.com actually. Sorry. You can find me on Twitter SoundCloud at Sermiao Music on Spotify at Sermiao and on Twitch

not TV at Sermiao Music. I'm streaming Wednesdays and Sundays. Are we allowed to upload something to YouTube where we tell people to go to .com? It's okay as long as they people to go to ***.com? No. It's okay as long as they don't go to ***.com.

What if I'm already there?