Please Stop Talking - Solidarity and Unification | Please Stop Talking

Episode Date: September 28, 2018

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Today, I'm joined by my friend, Ed. Where's Shammy? My other friend Brandon and my other other friend Mandy Lord hey I got him

why is Shammy only uploading podcast does he stop uploading do you want me to shit I got him! Why is Shammy only uploading podcasts? Does he stop uploading? Do you want me to shit? David, can we shit? No wonder Shammy does not upload. He spends so much time on podcasts. Um... We're talking, we had so many things to talk about. We were talking about Star Wars.

We were talking about how much I hate J.J. Abrams. And now it's just utter silence. It kills the mood. I feel like I fucked up and tilted David. I feel like David had a solid intro for the show. And then I mentioned Avery, and everybody got angry. Yeah, everybody hates Avery. Shouts out.

Just like that one show, everybody hates Raymond. Oh, poor Raymond. Poor Raymond. Oh, why? Why did they hate me? What a train wreck. What a train wreck of a fucking start, dude. Jesus Christ.

Reset the clock. It's been zero minutes since Everybody Loves Raymond reference. Everybody Loves Raymond. Dude, how much do you think everybody loves Raymond DVDs go for? $21 on eBay. Do they still make DVDs? Is this like the price is right right now? You gotta get the 4K HD Blu-ray

so you can see all of the little zits on Raymond's nose. I've never seen a single episode of Raymond. Do you actually want to know how much everybody loves? You can get the complete series. Wait, isn't it everybody loves Chris? No, it's everybody hates Chris. Ah, fucking. Oh, of course they hate the black kid.

Nice. Oh my god. Wait, is that real? Oh shit, you're right. Yeah. Oh my god. Yo, I can get the full series on Blu-ray. Why don't we get like Everybody Loves Raymond to sponsor the podcast for once? Why don't we?

Just for the novelty of it, not even for any real reason, just to have, like, Ray Romano on. Okay, let's take bets, everybody. How many people in the cast of Everybody Loves Raymond are currently dead? What the fuck? Three. I also want to say three. I want to say two because there's, like, that old couple in it. So i also want to say three i kind of say two there's like that old couple in it so i'm gonna say two yeah like the box set would be more expensive if people are dead i mean the box set is a hundred dollars canadian so you know how much do you want to be more

expensive people are dead it's not like a piece of art where someone's like oh the artist is dead everybody loves raymond is a piece of art never have this piece again they can never act again so this is their last well it's like if this is the original if the people die if the people die the complete series the price goes up if the if one of the actors oh my god is a rapist. It goes down. Where did that come from? You can get The Cosby Show for $30 right now. Oh, wait, really? Like all of The Cosby Show? I am fucking censoring all of that.

Do you think there's a one-star review where someone says, was too boring, I suddenly fell asleep watching it? No, there's one that says missing disc. This is the worst start to an episode, I think. Easily. Like, the most, like, this is the most typical. Oh, there's one that's one star goodbye Mr. Cosby I used to goodbye

I used to love this show until the allegations they're just allegations remember when he came out of the court hearing and he went hey hey hey oh my god can we please get out of this? No, he did that.

It's like the Jell-O pudding! I'm serious, there's footage, there's like, hang on, I'm gonna find it. There's footage of him coming out of the court hearing, and there's like a billion journalists snapping pictures, and he goes, hey, hey, hey! What the fuck is this? This isn't real. You're shitting me.

I am not joking. Favorites. Here we go. Favorites? Because I know people don't believe me so I saved it wait was it Ray Found it yeah, it is sexual assault okay. That's great. There you go fucking oh No, oh my fucking god wouldn't This is the oh god Oh my fucking God. What in... Hey, hey, hey!

This is during the... Oh God. Maybe he's losing his mind. He totally looks like he's losing his mind. Are you seeing this? I think rapists are perfectly sane. All right. Think about it.

Maybe someone asked him, Hey, Bill Cosby, what do horses eat? Well, he's about to be convicted for life, which will probably be about six months. Horses eat oats. Oh, Mandy! I didn't hear what Mandy said.

Can we get all the sexual offender, please? I said he's going to be convicted for life, which will probably be about six months. Oh. Man, you survived. Speaking of, uh... Speaking of drugging women.

Speaking of drugging women, you survived the hurricane. How was that? Who survived the hurricane? Wait, what? Yeah, I was in the path of the Hurricane Florence Florence yeah

The good news is it didn't hit as hard Here as the city had feared But there were like blackouts And power surges and only some Only some roads flooded But in the beginning I won the deer park contest Today is the theme is contest i'm pretty sure i'm pretty sure we established that yeah yeah yeah you'll see we established it while you

were gone oh yeah because we really don't like you and we want to just get you by surprise you know that's how we get a reaction contest i've won the won. We're the TMZ. We're like the TMZ of please stop talking. I have like no achievements. You ever play on Xbox, bro? No, I've never owned an Xbox. Damn, you literally have no achievements. Yeah. You're literally nothing.

Aren't Steam achievements a thing? Oh! Oh, yeah. Are they call achievements? Yeah. Sure, I mean, that's not a contest. I mean, it's an achievement. So what is the deer?

What the fuck is the deer park contest? And how did you win? What did you do? Okay. So about a week, I want to say a week before it made land. No, a few days before it made landfall. You all go to the store to stock up. And there's a cheaper brand of bottled water

called Deer Park Bottled Water. And there's a contest. And the contest is you try to get the water before everyone else does. And then they go out of stock. What? Yeah. So I go in and I see people with,

with like shopping carts, local Walmart. And they have carts just filled with water bottles. And so I so I'm like well I need to get in on this now so I went to the the section and there's a guy loading it up off like a pallet and I Don't know how many were left for sure. I want to say maybe 16 cases, but they were like Industrial wraps they each had like too many cases inside and then i said i'll take i'll take some of those and he's like oh i'll load it for you so i said all right and so loads in one they loads in two and i was like well i don't know how bad this is gonna be and so then i turn into dj khaled every time you put one in i just go another one another one another one your card was like fucking full

no I took I want to say half I had about I was like well you know they're prepared for this so they'll be they'll be stocking it back up and so I had about oh my god you just took like all of them

I had about eight I don't know how bad this is going to be you know Walmart they're huge they're going to be restocking it so I got eight of them. I had about eight. I don't know how bad this is going to be. Walmart, they're huge. They're going to be restocking it. So I got eight of them. And then when I'm going away, some other lady comes up to him and she's like,

can I have a water? He's like, good thing you're getting it now. This is the last stock we're getting for a long time. Oh no. Did you feel bad at all? Well, my first thought was like i i stopped and i'm like i should go back there and hand some back but right when i'm thinking that people start surging past me because they're trying to get to the water bottles and so i realized i'd have to go back through them

and i i started I didn't count exactly but there are enough people there that I realized that there are far more people here now than there are cases of water and so you would just okay yeah and so I started like pushing my cart away and this one lady was like oh can I have one of those

cases and she has like her little goblins clinging to her legs kids little kids please tell me you did not give her cases and she has like she's like her little little goblins cleaning her legs kids disgusting little kids ew well please tell me you did not give her a bottle they were like looking at me with their little yellow eyes and i was like all right it's like please have a case like all right here you go and another guy on the right comes up to me and he's like you know i got kids too could i have a case like all right

here you go and then i see people's ears perk up they start looking towards me and i'm like oh fuck are you i've made it i've made a terrible mistake i didn't realize that a string of there was a very bad string of events i was um i was also wearing like a blue polo shirt, which is usually reserved for, I guess maybe Harris Teeter does that. But Walmart workers will frequently wear similar kind of colors. Oh, no. And so then I realized that, oh, they might think I'm going back to restock it. And I'm just coming out of it. And so then I started walking a little quicker with my cart

And then I'm hearing voices behind me. Hey Hey, I like no, I've just I gotta keep walking It's a walk a little faster, but not trying to like, you know look like I don't want to bounce I don't look like I'm jogging. I'm doing the that power speed walking. Yeah So I gotta just just keep walking Just keep walking I'm not gonna look at him you can't look at him you look at him you're fucked this guy's got water Did he actually? He actually.

Did someone actually say... This guy's got water. Whoa. I didn't know if he was turning around to tell, like... I didn't know at the time. At the time, I'm like, he's telling the crowd and they're gonna come murder me. But looking back, it's like, oh, he probably had his wife or whatever

or somebody behind him in their aisle looking for water or drinks or something. And he was probably calling out to whoever that was. I didn't turn around, so I didn't see. In my mind, he's telling the crowd, let's get him. Fucking whore.

Did he start running? At that point, I went get him. There's a fucking horde. Did you start running? At that point, I went into a little bit of a jog. And I could see the self-checkout. The thing is, I see the self-checkout, and I see it has a line. And I'm on the very left side of the store. Have you ever been to like a, I don't know if they're called Super Walmarts, but they're like... Super Walmarts? They used to be called Super Walmarts.

Now they're just called Walmarts. Now they're just Walmarts. What is the difference between a Super Walmart? What? Yeah, it's not really a mile, but if you look down, they have tons and tons of checkout lines. Maybe four open at a time.

I've never heard of a super Walmart. I'm guessing that's just a U.S. thing. What is the difference? Super Walmart has a grocery store in it. That used to be it. Now all Walmarts have a grocery store in them. Yeah, that's what I was. It used to be department stores of like if they had groceries to be a super whatever.

It's a super target. It's a super whatever. But yeah, times have changed anyways. So I'm running down these aisles now trying to get to the open one that doesn't have a line. So it's like, OK, it's Walmart. So it's only going to be about maybe four or five of these open. And I'm going down to try and find one for checkout. And then I see one on the left

and thank god i do that one because as i am going towards it there's a guy coming towards me and he has a cart that's fucking loaded what filled with dasani water bottles not just in the top he has them like in the bottom he has so many and so i make a hard left into the checkout and the people behind me how how what's the category of the hurricane florence at this point it was about a category four this was before it hit the only thing people knew was that there's a there's a hurricane coming towards us and it's a category four okay so i make a hard left into it and then i hear the hot like the guy behind me i hear his wheels like stop in about six or seven voices talking to him at once and i'm hearing lots

of footsteps behind me i look for like a second behind me and I see like people piling down through that row. And so at this point I'm like kind of hunching over the car and like trying to spread my shoulders out like a bat. At this point I'm really wishing I had a jacket so I could like kind of like nest over them. Yeah.

And so I'm like starting to get them checked out. It's all going well at this point. And I'm like Starting to get them checked out It's all going well at this point And I hear like And I know that That's going to be really bad Uh Attention Walmart shoppers

What the fuck We're completely out of water bottles If you're looking for water the store is no longer carrying them Thank you and have a great day Where am I? What the fuck? Holy shit. I feel like I just woke up for the first time, dude.

And that's when I knew it was going to get really bad. Holy shit. Did you get fucking like... Is it like one of those scenes in the movies where a car just starts beeping and all the zombies turn around towards the no because like water bottles because attention was turning towards like two cases in one. And she's like, the bags won't fit these. So just give me two bags. And so I was trying to like cocoon each one. So no one could see where the water bottle.

So at this point, I'm like, okay, you know, this, this should be bad, but this is a Walmart. So I don't know what's going to happen now, but there's no telling. It's like, I usually don't go to but there's no telling. It's like, I usually don't go to Walmart because it's Walmart. I was like, Oh, it'll be cheap. And we'll surely have a lot of water.

No, I was very wrong. And so this point prep more. That's the fucking, isn't that the question? I feel like, yeah, I feel like they would absolutely prep more.

That's why I went. It's like, Oh, it's not hanging landfall for a few days there. They should have tons of water here. It should be fine, but no, maybe. Yeah. prep more that's why i went like oh it's not hanging landfall for a few days there they should have tons of water here it should be fine but no maybe yeah but maybe you know maybe everybody did the same thing you did before that i mean maybe they were out for the day but when i went like a few days later they had like the sign that said we don't we don't have water bottles it was

like on the front of the store jesus christ like to be fair to be fair i've worked like big box retail and a lot of it is um they might have gotten an emergency shipment of like uh perishable goods because they can get that for an emergency um but a lot of the time they're just going to get whatever stock they have because by the time that they send a message to hq or whatever warehouse they have it's going to take like it's going to be on the way and it's going to take a couple days so they probably had like their their current stock they might have gotten like a quick shipment of of like goods but i don't think i haven't worked at walmart but i've worked at other big box stores during like uh big thunderstorms or blizzards where people freak out and usually it's

just they have what they have because you can't predict you can't predict far out enough sometimes to get all that shipping so no exactly yeah get all that stuff taken care of that would have shit everything so you were just hiding your bottles yeah but was the guy was the guy behind you like getting fucking swarmed by people for real i was starting to hear yelling oh fuck i wasn't seeing i wasn't here there wasn't like fighting at least when i was there but there was yelling it's like all right i'm just gonna i'm just gonna get going and so i'm going out and the thing is it's quite clearly water bottles even though i you know try to wrap them up because they're just plastic bags they don't have like brown paper yeah yeah and so i'm

going out i'm like all right i'm just gonna uh and i'm thinking back i'm like man i should have gotten like gum or something from the little uh like the front of the checkout we could just get random shit so i should have bought some of that just to throw on the top of it but it's too late for that now just anything to hide it yeah and so i'm walking out. The good news is walking out, there's very different people walking in compared to walking out. The people walking out either have water, or are looking pissed at the people who have water.

They just don't know. Yeah. And so I'm walking out, I'm like, and then I see people coming in, and they're all like, they're in a good mood. They have a great day. They're about to get some Dasani. They're going to get their favorite water. They don't know yet they don't know there's no sign and so oh god and i see him coming in and this one lays like to her husband she's like don't worry i'm sure they're gonna have plenty and i didn't hear what she was talking about but in my heart i knew in my heart i knew adult diapers yeah i mean adult diapers you know you can just put put like them in the water and then like twist them in your mouth i mean you

could absorb them as like a flotation device maybe but or that yeah but i made it to the parking lot and all was well until i saw i was being overly paranoid at this point, but I just recognized the guy I had seen the store earlier and he was behind me about 20 feet. I was like, nah, this isn't happening. And it wasn't happening because I turned left and he went right. And then after all of that, and I live in the... So I got all bundled up, but I live in the top floor of an apartment. So getting that up was a process over several days because I was just like alright I'm out of bottles I'll go to the trunk and get them out

and then after all of that all the water services were fine anyways so it didn't matter you just wasted money yeah well no I'm still I've still got them like I've been sipping off them but it was basically a waste of money. Like a few roads flooded.

I was like, okay, a few roads flooded. Some of the shoddier buildings went down. I didn't hear about anyone getting killed around here. It's like, well, it was all for nothing. When it hit, it was not Category 4 anymore, was it? No, it was like a... They downgraded it to like a 2 or a 1 when it hit, it was not Category 4 anymore, was it? No, it was like a... They downgraded it to like a 2 or a 1 when it hit. And then it became a tropical storm.

But at this point, they're like, oh, it's Category 4. And that's when big shit's about to happen. Category 4 is like extreme damage. Yeah, that's when big shit's about to happen. So people were flipping out. And I was like, well, I've got lots of got moves. I've got like lots of canned food and stuff that won't perish already. It's like I just eat water bottles.

It's like, oh yeah, all that was for nothing. So I have to think what happened to the guy who was being yelled at who was hoarding everything? Was it worth it? I didn't see what happened. Maybe it was like the mist. They were all in the grocery store

then the hurricane hit. Oh, we said the mist. I thought it was going to be like they all shot each other and then and then the distribution shut down before water blows.

They have guns, right? Oh, yeah. Walmart's in America. Dude, that's so wild. Every time I've been to a Walmart I've seen someone holding a gun. I know. What the fuck? I mean, the only people I see on here who open carry are either like dude that's so wild every time i've been to a walmart i've seen someone holding a gun i know what the fuck i mean the only people i see on here who open carry are either like hunters or

hillbillies there's a lot of crossover there but usually it's quasimodo looking fuckers carrying a rifle around quasimodo i i surprisingly don't see a lot of open carry in like the Midwest and Iowa. Like I've seen maybe five people total. And then when I worked at GameStop, one dude came in. He was this like greasy, overweight dude who had his like pistol out in his fucking holster. He's like long, stringy, blonde hair, wearing like a video game t-shirt and like an over-the-top camo vest. Now that's epic. Yeah. Looking, looking through the 360 games, like you guys got any transformer games? The smart gun boys are always wearing concealed, like open carries are always just people trying to wave their dick around.

That's really strange. I dude, I like, I bring my katana where like wherever I go, but like you don't see me waving it around, you know? I actually don't know if you could do that with swords. That's what I was wondering, actually. You can just bring your katana around. In Texas, I know they have open carry for swords. Don't they have a law where you can't put a sword or a blade at the end of your gun

because then it becomes a javelin and javelins are illegal? I have not heard about that. You are shitting me. That doesn't sound right. We had javelins in high school. javelin and javelins are like illegal i have not heard about that shitting me that doesn't sound right no that sounds not real you know javelin sport that is oh yeah but i'm talking like putting a straight up sword at the end of your gun i think that's illegal i think bayonets are legal around here but bayonets that's the word i mean that's a personal thing. That's like bayonets. A bayonet is more like a small dagger, I guess.

Some could get pretty up there. Oh. I mean, you're not like lashing a fucking Xypho short sword to your rifle, but... Well, while you... While you were winning your water contest, I was winning my garfield contest and

middle school excuse me oh in middle school like we had this we had these this lady this young lady she was like this i don't know how what she did exactly. She was just like doing student activities, I guess, because I went to a private school and we didn't have like a lot of things to do. It was kind of a boring time. And yeah, she decided to do this contest. She just said like she just announced this um this fucking pop culture contest and me and my friends i guess we were like let's just do it like what are we gonna like we have nothing to lose and we would like if you won you won like a 50 gift card to the movies or something i don't remember what it was exactly so i just go there and we're like all all sitting like four people and she just starts and she's like

so the theme of this contest is going to be garfield and i don't know why but that fucking activated me like activated me harder than Bren like when I was in fucking like I don't know why did you know a lot about Garfield or something? dude I don't know why I knew so much about Garfield I got literally every question right Jesus like even the weird ones about the

what's the remember when like Garfield had not Garfield but John had his like friend that had the funny mustache what is uh what is it called Lyman Lyman yeah like I knew all this shit all of it fucking and I was so activated I just destroyed the contest destroyed it she was so fucking impressed i'm pretty sure like her panties dropped and like all right let me tell you as a garfield connoisseur ain't nobody gonna have their panties drop about normal all the ladies if you ain't talking about normal all the ladies are

fucking soaked for normal if you talk about normal they'll give you the dermal. What? Like a dermatologist? No, like their skin. Like, you'll be able to hold their hand. Jesus Christ. You think I wouldn't know about... God, what are you thinking about? You thinking about, like, the epidermis of the pussy here, Ed?

I am a doctor. That's disgusting. Yeah, I fucking won that thing. And then she's like, oh, congrats. And then she says, you're going to get your prize tomorrow. So the next day, like during lunchtime, I hear my name called by the principal. And usually when the principal called me it was not good it was never good i was a fucking shitty shitty child and uh i just go to the principal's office

and she's she makes me sit down like i'm in trouble and the other lady like that did the contest just comes to me and she says okay so here's the thing uh we actually don't have the budget for uh the gift card I promised and I was like what the fuck is this shit and she said but I have something else to compensate or whatever and she said you'll get it next week six months later or whatever like a lot of time goes by I just get

randomly called by the principal again and I just go in I sit down and the lady's there and I think I'm in trouble because it's been so long and i keep doing stupid shit all the time like i'm sure i'm gonna get fucked and she just i i there's just this box in front of me like and she like the lady is just like do you remember that garfield contest and i And I got instantly activated.

I'm like, hell yeah, I fucking remember the Garfield contest. You think I would forget that? And she just gives me the box and she's like, I am so sure you're going to love this. I just open up the box and I like grab, there's like another box inside the box. I grab the box inside and I just stare at it and I'm like dumbfounded. And she, she's looking at me. She's so fucking happy. She's like, I did a good thing today.

This kid is so fucking happy. She gave me a phone, but like one of those cord phones those really shitty cord phones and i was like i don't know like this once you get in book fairs you can like plug into the wall yeah yeah i remember those they're really cheap wait no uh i don't know if it's the same thing then it was just like wait so we're saying like a garfield phone no not even it's just a phone it's just like a no i why corded phone what you like like just a corded phone like she went to the canadian goodwill she she requisitioned some fucking mounties to get this kid a fucking phone like you wouldn't have a phone at your goddamn home she just gave me a

phone and i was looking at it like it was like one of those where it has like the risk the the main phone and two other phones whoa what do you mean two other phones did they pull it out of the fucking office supply closet straight up that's what i was thinking and i was just looking at it i didn't know what to do with it i was like is this what do i say thank you and i was just confused at it i didn't know what to do with it i was like is this what do i say thank you and i was just confused i just said they could have at least given you a fucking stapler i don't know man they could have at least done that and i just i did what any kid would do and i took the phone and since i was a fucking shitty shitty child child. I decided,

me and my friends decided to microwave the phone. Huh. That's how you call Satan. That's how you called Satan. And we just, we just fucking microwaved the phone and when we realized nothing happened with it we just

went into the because there was like a forest right next to our school and we just went there and like we broke the phone in a million pieces on the ground during recess and the prequel to office space school space dude

office space isn't office Space the one with... Wait, no, that's not at all. That's where they break the printer. Yeah, no. Oh, yeah. Like in Slow Mo, yeah. Yeah, I was not thinking about that at all. I was thinking about that one Battle Royale movie

that happens in an office. What is it called again? What? The Belko? I know what you're talking about. Yeah, Belko? The was the experiment the belco yeah belco experiment oh yeah yeah yeah i was i was thinking about that man that is not at all the same thing what the fuck all right david while you were while you were getting uh just a landline phone from a garfield contest i was unifying the people with my unification bowl. Oh, shit.

There was, when I was late middle school, early high school, there was a contest. You can call it a contest, but not really. Cheetos had this weird marketing campaign called the Orange Underground.

You can look it up and see some of the original ads. The Orange Underground. The Orange Underground. That is such a good name. There were weird commercials and it was this weird trippy, it looked like the weird PS2 commercials.

You remember those? It was kind of like that. Wait, PS3 or PS2? PS2. PS2 was weird still. They hired some French guy, I think French director to make them and they were really surreal.

David Cage? No. David Lynch did direct PS3 ones. Davidch did direct ps3 ones david david lynch did direct ps3 commercials i believe like for real um but the the contest was to be one of the first subscribers to their youtube channel and this is like this is like four or five days in seeing the ads it's like oh okay i've never been on YouTube before. Let me get on my grandma's computer, caked with dust, turn it on, make an account, subscribe. About a month passes, and I get a private message on YouTube from the Orange Underground YouTube channel. Hey, you've won.

You're one of the first, like, 100 or 500 subscribers to this channel. We're going to send you something nice. You get a year's supply of Cheetos. What? A year's supply of cheetos what a year's supply of cheetos for me oh boy my fingers are gonna be so fucking crusty so i send my information in uh lied about being over 18 of course because that is the way of the world uh get this big box in the mail a year later. I want to say it's almost a year later

and it's finally arrived. What is it with contests and getting your prize eons later? Because they're not prepared for the prize. What is it with women and lying about their age? It's so fucked up. They keep fucking doing it. I open up the box and inside

is the unification bowl. It is a giant glass bowl that says unification bowl on it. And that was a big, like weird thing going on with the orange underground, like a fake football tournament thing or whatever, what have you. It was called the unification bowl. And I cannot remember why or how it came to be.

Do you have the unification bowl? I don't. It's at my mom's and we're locked away. Do you put the Lord's Souls in it? And instead of a year's supply of Cheetos, they gave me one manufacturer's coupon for one large bag of Cheetos.

What? That was a year, quote unquote, a year's supply. I got one manufacturer's coupon for one bag of Cheetos's coupon that even have 365 cheetos in it i don't think it would it didn't it didn't it was it was it was awful and i i still kept that bowl forever my little brother chipped it but i used to hold hot glue sticks in it

which is a story for another day uh one other thing i won i guess like contest wise is i did win a contest to go to a planet side 2 event like four years ago oh four or five years ago i think i didn't i didn't go because they weren't they yeah it was the one with total biscuit and i didn't go because they weren't paying for they weren't paying for like flight i just won tickets and i'm like hey can i get anything else so they're like here here's 20 worth of what have you and after i got the 20 worth of the planet side 2 currency i was like i should have just gotten the tickets and sold them oh that would have been way smarter holy i could have at least made 50 like oh yeah i don't know how many people would even be looking

for those online honestly like i don't think it was people would even be looking for those online honestly like i don't think it was a sold out event or anything i'm trying to think if i won any other things i oh wait hey i haven't told one yet chill oh sorry yeah bitch what's one contest what's the contest being i mean i haven't won any contests. I was participating in a lot of them. I'm just garbage at the most menial tasks. Like writing down your name and address and winning? What? Well, that's what most contests are, really.

Oh, no. I was going to talk about a judo tournament I was in. Oh, that sounds great. I did judo for like eight years straight. Whoa, are you shitting me, dude? Can you fucking murder me? No, that's not what judo is.

What is judo? Is it the one where you grapple? It's basically karate, but all about self-defense. It's karate, but at the temple. It's karate, but all about self-defense and you don't punch or kick, you just grab. That's it. It's grabbing and throwing. It's karate but all about self defense and you don't punch or kick you just grab that's it it's grabbing and throwing it's karate for kids

it's boring jujitsu I don't know what jujitsu is but anyway we had a judo tournament and we were all like I was like 10 or 9 when this happened we were all the same age and then fucking the tournament was going on and there's this one move in judo.

Okay, not that one. It's one where like the where they it's one where it's in case you're getting stabbed. Like they're coming at you with a knife, like an overhead knife attack. And then you grab their arm and use their speed. And you just like fucking throw them over your shoulder and so their spine hits the ground super fucking hard christ um and we can do it because we were kids like we couldn't fucking lift each other up i couldn't even couldn't even get out of bed sometimes because i was depressed um but you just like it was like

impossible so no one did that move ever like when you did like you you'd like do it shittily like the kid on your back would slide off the side of your shoulder. And the teacher would be like yeah good enough. So we had a contest. Contest tournament whatever. Basically a tournament. And then we were just like waiting in line blah blah. And it was like a king of the hill thing.

And it was this one kid that was fucking everybody up. And she was a girl. And like she was just kicking everybody's ass. She was a beast. Like, I always loved sparring with her. And then, fucking, this one guy that never talks. And I remember him specifically. He had, like, slightly, how would you say it?

Slightly more tan skin. Fucking buzz cut. And, like, I got to know him after that tournament because he went up against the girl that no one knows this kid he never talks we're like okay she's about to rip his asshole again you know the fight's going on and you know how the tournament works is everybody's watching them like you just wait for your turn. Everybody's got their eyes on this. The two teachers and the classroom of 30 kids. And the kid does the fucking

move to the girl. He just fucking grabs her. She went to grab his back. She went over his shoulder and he grabbed her arm turned around and fucking dropped her. Oh my god.

You heard the sound of her spine hitting the tatami throughout the whole fucking country belgium's not big belgium's not big it was in everybody it was so fucking hard everybody went quiet one of the teachers gasped and then And then the only thing you heard was her crying. Oh, my fucking God. And then she got up and limped and the kids stayed on and the tournament went on. Well, at least she got up. Wow. At least she got a what? At least she got up.

Oh, she got up. I thought you were going for a spine bun. No. Well, she got up, so you were going for a spine bun I was waiting for it well she got up so that's 90% of the issues I'm going to remember that shit forever it's one of those things I was 10 years old

I don't remember shit about what happened when I was 10 but that just burned into my retinas and memory palace yeah your Benedict Cumberbatch memory palace okay benedict cumberbatch so yeah one of my one of the only memories when i was a kid is when i saw a child get destroyed thank god that's a pretty sick memory it is god i hate kids. Anyway, David, you had one? Fuck kids. We should do Patreon questions. Real quick, non sequitur,

because I wanted to bring it up because I just saw it. How do you guys feel about the PlayStation Classic not having a power adapter? What's the PlayStation Classic? How do you play it? It's stupid. It does not come with a power adapter. The thing is, it's a generic power adapter that, like, most things use. Thing is, this is 2018.

That's so stupid to not have it. This is 2018, and a lot of things have, like, proprietary power adapters. So, wait, is it not plugged in? It's, like, through battery? I'm confused. No, no. No, no. It just doesn't come with a power adapter.

It just does not come with one. You need to buy one separate, but it's a generic AC adapter. No, let me, the little thing I'm looking at, USB AC adapter not included nor sold separately. What does it look like? You just have to get a USB adapter somewhere else. Yeah. What?

That's weird. It's not C either. I'm looking at the port and I'm like, I have a little like, there's a little retail app. Can you like plug it on your What? I just think in general the PS

Classic is a giant waste of money. I think it is. It depends on what the roster is. Not even that. You could just emulate everything. Get a PS2? That's better on all of it, I think. Emulation is illegal, though.

Emulation is illegal. You could just... I didn't say emulate. You could just buy it late, like buy it now. Or you can just get PlayStation now and download the PlayStation 1 game for later and play it on a PS TV. Or just find a Vita in the crevices of the Grand Canyon.

Plus, I'm lost. Who is dying to play PS1 games? What does the PS1 have? Okay, that is... Excuse you? Final Fantasy. Final Fantasy. All Final Fantasy games are trash.

Next. Well, you can play Final Fantasy games are trash next well you can play Final Fantasy on like anything too here's a real one Siphon Filter Siphon Filter was fucking good Siphon Filter that end boss fight where you have to like guide that guy into the helicopter blade I cheated

and I just I kept hitting him with grenade launchers took me two and a half hours to beat that man I remember when the sequels were only on the PSP and then I played them and i went wow oh very bad if you get isn't a playstation tv like a hundred dollars too and you can just get like ps3 yeah but they're and you'd have to find stock they they stopped they stopped making them a while ago so you'd have to find them at like either a pawn shop, online used, or clearanced out.

And I'm assuming over the coming years they're going to be a lot more valuable. Plus, they don't play all Vita games, is the sucky thing. Only some Vita games are PSTV-compatible. Oh, also, what I meant by that was like... You can still get PS Now on PS4, although that would be not the same price at all. What I meant by that was like... You can still get PS Now on PS4, although that would be not the same price at all.

What I meant by that was, which PS1 exclusives are people dying to play besides Syphon Filter? Chrono Cross. The Jurassic World games. Chrono Cross is like the best game. Is Chrono Cross PS1 exclusive? Listen, fellas,

Chrono Cross is the best game ever made. But is it exclusive? Oh, it absolutely is. The Rugrats game. The Rugrats game the rugrats game fellas can we get a fucking rugrats let's play does it have those scratch and sniff cards like they did for the wild can we legitimately david because i will do that i'll set aside some time we should set aside some time and do you remember the rugrats game game on Nintendo 64 that was just Mario Party?

Can we dual speed run? Can we dual speed run? Competitive speed running. What about a speed run of the original South Park game? The one where you throw snowballs at turkeys? Fuck that. That shit was sick. No.

I beat that game. You'd have to fight me. What about the quiz game on PS1? The South Park quiz game? What? Yeah, there's a South Park game on PS1. That's like a mini game. It's like Mario Party, but South Park.

There's like a Mario Party South Park game. I swear to God. Wait, oh. It was like called Chef Something, right? Yeah yeah what the fuck chefs love shackers yes is that exactly it south park yes chefs love how do I remember yes it's chef's love remember this my dude why would you play the shitty Nintendo 64 version? Just play the Dreamcast version, dude. Better graphics.

Holy shit. Yo, when's the Dreamcast Classic? I want to play Jet Set Radio. Actually, a Dreamcast Classic would be worth it as fuck. Wait, no. That might be true because I know know sega just like go back games for all the like crappy consoles though just that radio future isn't on steam yeah but that's never going to come out what about moonlight dancer the fucking the chick that's in sonic all-stars

racing i forget her name uh the purple? Purple. She's purple. Night... Night... Night? Yeah! Night Dance! Nights. Dreams. Yes! That one. I have no idea what that game's about. I just think she's hot. Nights into dreams. Is it... Nights into...

Maybe the patrons have questions about PlayStation. It's Nights into Dreams. Maybe the patrons have questions about PlayStation. It's Nights into Dreams. Maybe the patrons have questions about PlayStation. Hey, fellas, have you played Nights into Dreams? Do you think she's hot? Yes or no? Yes. I think I would.

Yes. So, Patreon questions. We're going to answer a few questions that come from the $10 and above patrons. All right. This one comes from, uh, shit, I gotta open the chat. Okay. Here you go. This one comes from Billy.

Now that Bowser Red is popular, what other male villain would you want as a woman? Oh my fucking God. Don't do this to me. All right. Uh, Hades from Hercules. Handsome. alright Hades from Hercules handsome the great mighty poo from Conker's Bedford oh my god oh shit

dude I don't I am I am the great mighty poo oh but they'd have to redo the song cause she's a woman now I am the great my people. No, not the voice, just the lyrics. Like something about her thick thighs or something.

She's the female counterpart. And instead of throwing poo, he's going to throw a tantrum because women don't shut up. I thought you were going to say something completely different that started with tan. Throw a what? Throw a tangent? Oh! Come on, guys. We're sophisticated.

What's with all this toilet humor? Okay, real Patreon questions, David. Come on now. Rayon. Rayon? Rayon? Ray-ee-yon rayon i'm sorry rayon asks since you guys were planning that dnd podcast i was wondering what kind of systems you've all played in the past and if you have any horror stories dealing with tards no that's like an episode that's like

an episode how many systems did that guy in Colorado play? Okay, how about this? How about this? We keep the horror stories because I also have a horror story, but it's super long. So let's just talk about it real quick.

I have real quick two real quick stories. One is the reason why like in my in my like local D&D when I DM I don't let dudes play chick characters. Oh God. And the other I have way worse stories but these are just two quick ones. And the other one is why I don't like druids and druid characters when i'm dming the first one is one of my characters uh one of my players kept like bothering me about rolling for the size of his character's bust

so he rolled and he rolled high and then he tried to suffocate a pirate to death with his kids and i was like no no like i'm all for fun and games but it was just it was just so much hey hey hey hey hey hey hey and then the second one was, I have a friend named Nick, and Nick loves to metagame, and he's way better about not doing it now. But Nick, he tends to multiclass, and this campaign, he had put it all into druids. And anytime we tried to do something, he's like,

I'm going to turn into a bird and fly up in the air and fly away. I want to check out over there. I'm going to turn into a bird. Every single, every five minutes that sucks and while i try to as a dm keep keep like the rule of never say no yeah it gets really hard sometimes but as for systems as for systems dnd fourth dnd fifth dnd 3.5 shadow run uh delta delta green is really good it's a Call of Cthulhu. Which version of Shadowrun First Ed? Fifth. I've played Shadowrun First Edition so many times.

That game is so fucking good. It's really weird, though, because they talk about cell phones and the internet, but they give cell phones and internet a different name because they weren't invented yet. They weren't a thing yet. Yeah. So it's really, it's a weird time capsule uh okay but shadowrun fifth edition has an option to get enhanced genitalia and you can put a nano bomb inside your character when you die you just blow up okay i thought you were gonna say like nano genitalia and you could just like insert a ball of your penis and i was like what the fuck this is turning to hell man wait you could just insert a bomb in your penis, and I was like, what the fuck? This is turning to Hellmove.

Wait, you could? What? You probably could. There's so many systems in Shadowrun 5th. Shadowrun's insane. Get GURPS. Shadowrun's insane. You can do anything in GURPS.

That is true. I mean, it's generic. GURPS is a pain in the ass to set up, but it's easy as fuck. GURPS is awful. It's good, but it takes forever to build characters. Just as a question, everybody

here who has played, because I know that Brendan, Mandy, and I have played. Ed, have you played tabletop games? Hell no. Okay. I'm not a virgin. Next question. Remember in Colorado where we tried to get Ed to play but he had to work

But then he missed out on My mimic beds trying to eat everybody That was a fucking great I think I was shitting when that happened Because I definitely didn't miss out on Ahmad wanting to rape someone Oh my god That's so true He didn't want to

Wait did he want to rape He wanted to fuck the bed He wanted to fuck the bed He He wanted to fuck the bed. He wanted to put his penis in the bed that had a mouth. Because the bed had mouth. It was like a monster bed. I built like a mimic tavern that was like ran by monsters and the beds turned out to be mimics. And then he was just like, I'm just going to put my penis in the bed.

How did you stop him? I don't think you even stopped him. I think I just told him no. I just said no. I said Ahmad. No. You think the Society of Living Beds knows the concept of consent? Come on.

Let a man dream. Let a man dream. Everybody here DM'd like everybody who plays tabletop. Yeah. Okay, yeah, that's what I thought. I DM'd, for the systems I played, Shadowrun, 4th D&D, Pathfinder, 3.5, 5th, no, not 5th edition yet. I played, what was it?

4th D&D. A D&D, A D&D, A D&D was it? AD&D, AD&D, AD&D. Fourth D&D was fucking terrible. Fourth D&D sucks. Fourth D&D, everybody wanted to be special. Everybody wanted to be like,

they wanted everybody to have like abilities and it's not necessary. Everybody has like, is special. Nobody's special. That's the problem. Well, there was a really cool spell. Scard was a really cool, likeclass uh because it was basically like plague you have plague powers and that was really

like really at the time fourth edition came out while i was in high school actually fourth edition came out pre-high school but we played it while i was in high school and i built a spell i just thought about that like i was in early middle school and 4th edition came out. That's wild. My favorite tabletop though is definitely Call of Cthulhu. I don't know if you guys played Call of Cthulhu. Delta Green.

Delta Green. What's Delta Green? House on the Hill? House on the Hill is fun. Delta Green is a really cool system where you basically have Call of Cthulhu but it's X-Files. So it's modern and you're in like a government agency.

Oh, that looks sick. I'm looking at pics right now. We did a couple with my friend, one of my friends, Game Mastering and I played like a rough FBI agent who lived in a nice apartment and smoked a lot. It was fun.

That's really sick. I think that she's doing an SCP based Delta Green thing or she was doing one. That's exactly what I was going to say. It is like ripe for SCP. That's sick. Alright.

Oh, we're doing another one? yeah Oscar Butt asks hehehehe some Hollywood people want to make a movie of the podcast which director do you want to make the film and who would you get to portray Hideo Kojima

his first movie David Lynch I think Hideo Kojima, his first movie. David Lynch. Oh, David Lynch. I think... Wait, hang on. Who would you get to portray each of the members of the podcast? Okay. Yeah, wait.

Oh, wait. I want to say the director for me. Who's the guy that made Spy Kids again? Robert Rodriguez. Yeah, Rodriguez. I would get Rodriguez. Because it would not cost a lot of money. I have the... Like, wacky. Perfect actor for Ed. Tom Hardy. I would get Rodriguez. Because it would not cost a lot of money. And it would be, like, wacky.

Perfect actor for Ed. Tom Hardy. I know. Good looks. Conan O'Brien. What? What the fuck? I take full offense to that.

What the fuck was that? Or we could get Tom Cruise, so it could be, like, the opposite of it. Tom Cruise is short enough to be me, and I kind of look like him, you know, because we're both really fucking hot. And Scientologist. We could just have the director be Netflix and miscast everybody. Can we get the guy who played the mountain to play Avery? Okay. Who would play Mandy?

Guy that looks and acts like me. Wait wait does it have to be actors that are still working no let's just say any actor okay oj simpson oh my god the glove didn't fit. Oh my god. Yeah. Okay, who would play Brendan? Fucking the guy that plays the monster in Gerald's game. Why? Come on. I want Bill Skarsgård. I thought someone would say Doug Jones.

Oh, that would actually be sick. I feel like Napoleon Dynamite would play me. I feel like Markiplier should play me. Markiplier's not an actor. The ultimate revenge story. Get Markiplier to play me. Of course he's an actor. Have you seen how much he cries?

But like... Oh, wait, we need a French actor for me. Oh, yeah. Jean Reno. That's the only French actor I know. Get that guy from The Professional. Joaquin Phoenix. Leon the Professional.

Leon the Professional? Who is that? What? You haven Who is that? What? You haven't seen that? That movie's sick Fuck off David No I genuinely

Dude it's a classic action movie It's so fucking good I've actually never seen that It's really good I'll check it out It's got a young Natalie Portman too Yes And Natalie Portman's like

Training to be an assassin or something Yeah Oh Jason Statham can play Cameron. Oh my god. Fuck off. Crank 3, please stop cranking. Please stop cranking. Okay, I got it.

Kyle's would be Melissa McCarthy because everyone hates him. Oh, what the fuck? I guess Amy Schumer at first. Roseanne Barr playing Kyle. Okay, Mandy's would be Michael Richards. Who's Michael Richards? The guy who played Kramer.

That's fair. The Please Stop Talking movie Who's Michael Richards? The guy that played Kramer. That's fair. Dude, that is fair. The Please Stop Talking movie is going to be a redemption story. Yeah, it's going to be the shame movie. Just keep me away from the laugh factory. Nobody. There better be no hecklers on set. Oh, I could have been more McDonald.

Oh, well. Oh, well. Oh, well. All right. Jeff Smith asks, was there any piece of media, game, movie, song, et cetera, that you didn't have an appreciation for until you took an in-depth, critical look at it? If so, what was it?

Jack 2. Jack 2? The PlayStation... Whoa. Whoa. look at it? If so, what was it? Jack 2. Jack 2? The place they should... Whoa! Whoa! I'm gonna kill Praxis! I'm gonna kill Praxis! Hey, Jack!

Yeah. I feel like I just... No, for me, it's the opposite. For me, when I played it as a kid, I loved it, and then when I got older, I realized wow, this game's fucking garbage. Jack 2? Yeah. Oh, shit. There's only that one mission on the docks that makes me think it's garbage.

Once I'm past that, it's okay. Yeah, like the linear, some of the linear levels were good. The third, the last third is garbage. It's a hoverboard mission. All the hoverboard missions were trash. Yeah. I'm trying to think. A lot of bad stuff.

I'm trying to think what it would be for me like something wait so this one is like something you hated but yeah but then you thought about it and you're like all right okay okay yeah before to actually answer the question i think i'd say i want to say hot fuzz well yeah no actually I didn't like it at first. No, that's wrong. Okay, not Hot Fuzz. Something I didn't like at first, and then I appreciated it. Yeah, that was Shot of the Dead for me, I think. The first time I saw it, I was like, eh. But I saw it a few more times. Like, alright, this is

great. I got older. Hmm. Let me think. That's like a really hard question. Like, because there's so much media that we consume every day. Mine's really hard to answer because mine is all stuff that I loved and then I played it again later and I thought, wow, this is garbage.

I was about to say MGS2, but that's also the case. Oh yeah, MGS2 is a good one. That's a really good one. I'm a dipshit, so I don't really have any examples I can think of. Indiana Jones 3. That's. Like Indiana Jones 3.

That's mine. Indiana Jones 3. I usually don't revisit things I didn't like the first time. That's fair. I wasn't huge on the Indiana Jones movies. And I still think one's okay. I'm not huge on the second one. And then I thought, yeah, the third one was okay.

And then I watched it again, a couple years later and I was like this movie's fucking amazing Indiana Jones 3 is incredible I fucking love Indiana Jones I love that series except the fridge one maybe Twin Peaks for me cause like watching that series

watching that series as a kid and then kind of like revisiting it as an adult because I had friends say oh this is so great and then I'm bored I'm kid and then kind of like revisiting it as an adult because i had friends say oh this is so great and then i'm bored i'm bored and then finally sitting down and hearing about the new series and being like okay let's watch this and actually giving it a chance made me fall in love with david lynch yeah i mean as a kid you're gonna be like what's happening yeah the one the one that i yeah for me it's akira oh ghost in the shell shit oh that's a good one ghost the show yeah that was one of my songs like a teenager for me

yeah for me it was it was akira i watched akira and then i was like this is weird and boring and when i re-watched it later i was like kanye was fucking right, dude Scarlett Johansson's performance and ghost in the show was freaking epic Play bought two was it Ron Perlman. Why are you singing like a golden voice? Ron Perlman. Ron Perlman. That's the whole where Ron Perlman puts his goblin enemies. Ron Perlman must pay.

Jesus. Um. Ooh. I got it the video game wet for the Xbox 360 shut up and never stop talking yes wet is it was good and then bad or bad then good

it was bad then bad did you guys hear sucker punch is secretly the best movie ever good and then bad or bad then good? It was bad then bad. Did you guys hear Sucker Punch is secretly the best movie ever? Shut up. I'm buying a Trident and I'm coming down there and I'm going to summon Poseidon and there's going to be

I'm going to recreate the end of Evangelion. Oh, actually, that's a good one. Oh, is oh shit evangelion evangelion yeah yo evangelion fucking sick yeah most of these answers are like what were you too dumb to understand as a kid but i like entertainment i like anime i love anime naruto for me, I revisited it as an adult and I liked it way more than when I liked it as a kid. Actually, for me, it's Jojo. I watched it

and I liked it and then I rewatched it and it was shit. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Whatever. I'm joking. He's Jojo-ing. Not even Crazy Diamond can fix people's shit taste. I'm joking he's jojo-king not even crazy diamond

can fix people's shit taste you say cranky diamond cranky diamond okay my favorite of the Kongs cranky diamond jojo country

sage with sage withickers wit ticker sage with Jojo country Sage Sage Whittaker Whittaker Sage Whittaker It's actually pronounced Forrest Whittaker Okay Forrest Whittaker What about him? Asks

What are your favorite albums or music artists if you can't pick an album We can do both Toxicity Pink Season Pink really? No I'd pick an album. We can do both. Toxicity. Pink season. Pink? Really? No.

Fuck no. I was like, okay. There's good tracks on there. If you like garbage, sure. Oh my god. You don't like I'm going to have to ask you to calm down there. I did some voice acting for Frank back in the day so you I'm gonna have to ask you to calm down there I did some voice acting for Frank back in the day

so you're gonna have to chill out oh yeah you did I mean it's not it's a funny album I'd never listen to it ever again there's some really good songs on there but there's also meme songs like the meme song

the fucking Goofy's Trial the one where he just gives you directions to the dog festival There's also meme songs like the meme song. The fucking Goofy's Trial. Yeah. Yeah. The one where he just gives you directions to the dog festival. Nickelodeon Girls. Nickelodeon Girls is good. That one's actually like, okay. Okay, so my favorite album changed recently from Worlds by Porter Robinson to Deliverance by Culprit.

Because I realized that I come back to Deliverance way more. It's like this weird Pink Floyd inspired electronic music album and it's really good. And my favorite artist is still Porter Robinson. Anytime David talks about music, I feel like I'm in a different dimension.

I feel like I'm smarter. Who else has a higher IQ? Mine's probably Flower Boy. That's such a fucking good album, dude. And it really speaks to me because I'm flamboyantly homosexual. Yeah.

It's really good. Fucking See You Again is a fucking bopop and the start of it with Frank Ocean fuck me oh god I could if I could shove that song in my dick I could when garden sheds like fucking fantastic start and then when it's like really

starts like also Jaden Smith somehow not garbage oh my god he was on the album the song he's on Conchay, conchay, conchay, conchay. Also Jaden Smith, Somehow Not Garbage. Oh my god. He was on the album. The song he's on is actually really good. Yeah. Yeah.

What about you, Brindani? Toxicity by System of a Down. Yeah. I mean, that's a good album, yeah. There's a couple songs I can't listen to, but it's really good. Pretty much all System of a Down. That used to be my favorite band as a kid, and it still there's a couple songs I can't listen to but it's really good pretty much all System of a Down that used to be my favorite band as a kid and it's still

kind of something I can go back to it's a lot of like adolescence bottled up for me and I feel like it kind of takes me back to the good times and the bad and it's one of the only like I guess music artists that can do that for me

because it was one of the only things I listened to I listened can do that for me because it was one of the only things I listen to I listen to like Eminem and system of down and that was it And now Eminem sucks No, but he roast MGK. Oh my god. He's so fucking at how much it's too hot It's fire. He beat up that disabled kid in a few days ago Okay, is that 50 million views. Do you think Eminem parks in handicapped spots and then people go, wow, he just

roasted that dying kid? You know, I thought the last podcast was kind of nightmarish, but somehow we've transcended that. This is like transcend. Yeah. What's your favorite album, Mandy? There's too many except I have to organize it by like a White marriage? But somehow we've translated that. This is like transcend, yeah. What's your favorite album, Mandy? There's too many, so I have to organize it by genre.

I'm just going to say that Plastic Beach is better than Demon Days. Plastic Beach is really good, yeah. I've only listened to Blankly Hill. That's the best Gorillaz album. You should listen to Plastic Beach. It's a fantastic album. You're a fantastic album.

Listen, motherfucker. I will end this podcast right now. Thanks for listening to the Please Stop Talking podcast. Why don't you plug yourself? Oh, wait. Are we actually ending? Dude, that was slick.

Yeah. Okay. I guess I wasn't your your host but I was your co-host Ed you can find me on YouTube no Ed listen shut your mouth everybody here is a host okay everybody's a winner everybody's getting we're millennials here

and everybody's getting a trophy thanks Bernie thanks David for infecting me we're millennials here and everybody's getting a trophy wow thanks bernie participating thanks david thanks david for infecting me anyway you can find me on all three of those websites you just search punk duck and you'll find it uh i'll go alphabetically david oh fuck i forgot i forgot wait wait i need to announce this i'll just i'll just pretend that you didn't say your thing and I'll put it in my thing before yours. So I made a Please Stop Talking Discord. Oh, yeah.

And it's opening right now. It was trying to get free VIP. No, I'm not trying to get free VIP. You people stop that right now. I would never. There's a bunch of events and contests that we have planned. We have movie nights. We're going to have game nights

and we have a contest going on right now and it's open right now the link is in the description all the audio all the money David spends on Nitro could be better spent elsewhere David DM me saying that he spends all the Patreon money on electric massagers yeah

I do not I do not he's like which brand do you think looks better there's a sharp rimmed one i don't i sent me a couple amazon links for like rocking horses for babies and he's like it makes me feel big which one should i get you can find me on twitter at sir meow music you can find me on Twitter at SirMeowMusic. You can find me on SoundCloud at SirMeowMusic. And you can find me on Spotify at SirMeowMusic. And my new song is there. And it's apparently good.

People say it's good. So good. Mandy. They know who I am. Mandy. How do they know who I am? Brendan. You can find me on YouTube at Brendaniel, BrendanielH on Twitter, and then I stream on Twitch

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