Please Stop Talking - The Charlie Clarification Hour: A PST Side-Note

Episode Date: July 18, 2018

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Oh, shit. Nice. Welcome to the podcast. Oh, man. Oh, fuck. That was... For some reason, I thought we were doing the clap sync again.

Yeah, I thought that was clapping. Hello, everyone, and welcome... Wait, sorry, what? What'd you say? What? What? Hello, everybody, and welcome to a special short episode of Please Stop Talking. This is going to be, again, a shorter episode because a certain someone who edits the audio

is going to be out of town for a while and will not have time to edit a podcast. So we're recording this one in advance. Also, David, you said you wanted to provide context. Oh yeah. So wait, you got to introduce us first. Oh my fucking God. I forgot. It's fine. As always, I'm your host. Avery B. Knight. Know me better as Shammy. You said nice. I know I did. David, you think i don't know that i fucked up the intro even when i get the intro right you seem upset david i am upset i'm with you it smells like smoke in your room you say it sounds like what it smells like smoke in my room oh okay yeah it's probably a fire probably that's kyle that's special guest kyle special guest kyle special guest kyle and also It's probably a fire. Probably from all that climbing. That's Kyle. Special guest, Kyle. Special guest, Kyle. Special guest, Kyle. And also special guest, it's raining tater tots.

It's Charlie Tater Tats. His name is Charlie. I'm Charlie. Charlie Titty Tots. That's aggressive. So if you want context to this episode, you're probably going to have to listen to episode number two, Goblins and Gondolas, and episode number seven, Calculating Route.

Because Charlie disagrees with what happened. Charlie disagrees with David's recollection of events. And if there's anything I know, it's that I like Charlie better than David. So I'm here to referee.

This is so fucked up. Alright. I'm here to referee. This is so fucked up. All right. I'm here to referee and determine what the truth is. That is true. I'm here to pick sides, even though I wasn't there. Kyle's here to play both sides by his own admission. I would just like to clarify that when this,

when the idea was first, when somebody first came up with the idea, I forget what it was. It was going to be called the Charlie clarification hour. I didn was, it was going to be called the Charlie Clarification Hour. I didn't realize it was going to be a battle between me and David. We're actually fighting for a spot on the podcast right now. You're the challenger.

Charlie, I hope you're good at mixing audio. I definitely have Audacity on my computer. Okay, you have the job. That's close enough. Hey, that's good enough for most podcasts. Nice diss. I do have the same kind of microphone that David has. That is true.

You're pretty much me. Each shit, every podcast that doesn't have an audio engineer is one of the members. So stupid. Sorry if I sound kind of fried in this episode. I've been sitting next to and or across from Ed for the past like four days writing non-stop and my brain is fried I thought I was gonna say like

oh it's exhausting just cause you're next to Ed no I mean it's distracting certainly yeah probably only yells about fucking speed wagon memes he yells about what speedwagon memes. He yells about what?

Sorry. Speedwagon memes. What? Mostly. You know what? I don't forget it. Okay, whatever. Charlie, what the fuck did I do wrong?

All right. First of all, I the first thing I want to talk about is the tail taxi when I was. Okay, well, I know this is an important story to the lore of the podcast, Charlie. I hope you understand what you're doing here. You're tampering with lore here. I know what you're going to say, and I... Go ahead. Go ahead. But you're wrong. Oh my god.

Look. I did have some notes that I took, but I can't find them anymore. So I'll just have to... The main point is that the Tao Taxi guy was actually awesome david really hated that guy he wasn't i fucking that guy was awesome look look he was not david at all what the fuck are you on you weren't the one fucking let him talk david oh my god i understand it's not the david re-clarification hour. We'll have the David rebuttal hour in another year. Okay, so the Tao taxi guy was fucking awesome. And I think David mentioned every Tao taxi is a Tesla.

It's a Model S, which is, you know, it's a decent car. It was kind of gross in that Tao taxi, but that's fine. I'm willing to look past that. I wonder why it was fucking gross. Look, dude, every taxi is fucking gross, okay? Get over it. The... He was, like, whipping it, okay?

He was really, like, putting the pedal to the metal on everything. Which, if you're in a Tesla, dude, that's what I want, okay? I want to see how that thing rolls. If you're in a Tesla and you put the pedal to the metal, it sounds like you're in a Tesla, dude, that's what I want. Okay. I want to see how that thing rolls. If you're in a Tesla and you put the pedal to the metal, it sounds like you're in a spaceship. Yeah, it sounds like you're in a spaceship and it feels like you're in a little fucking rocket. Okay. Look, dude, it was

in, it was Canada at like 2 a.m. Nobody lives in Canada at 2 a.m. Okay. Yeah. That's when the nightly rapture happens. You're Canadian. You should know this. I'm so wrong. Go ahead. And I will admit, he definitely did get, he like missed like an exit off one of the highways

or something, but he took it like a fucking champion. He literally just stopped on the side of like an exit ramp and he went into reverse. Okay. That's sick. Okay. He's just taking, he's seizing control okay he knows it's 2 a.m okay oh he did not do that what he did not do that yeah he did no that one of the times he did that that's right he does not do that yes he does oh yeah oh yeah i wonder

it's because he missed a couple i feel feel like this is a pretty good introduction into how I'm a much more credible source for this than David is. What? Because he missed a bunch of exits. What do you fucking mean? Yeah, and it was sick. He also played. Hang on really quick. I have a question.

He was talking in French. I have a question. I don't understand anything. I have a question. David was paying for this taxi ride, right? Yes. I think i know why charlie thought it was sick does does teo taxi work like a regular taxi where there's a meter and him mixing the exits was running up to me charlie i think i know why charlie charlie the check was $100 when we got home.

It was... Are you about to say it was worth it? Because I think David might ask you for some reimbursement if that's the case. That's the fucking reason why I got a fucking... They gave me back my money and then some. They gave you back your money, which means the whole thing was free. Yeah, so why are you crying, David? You basically got a little life experience. You told the story on the podcast. back your money which means the whole thing was free yeah so why are you crying david that you

basically got a little life experience you told the story on the podcast you got to live yeah you got to build lore for a moment for a moment you didn't live the life of a boring disappearing at 2 a.m canadian like yeah you know it's you existed for a night yeah It made me feel pretty human. You were one of the only Canadians alive for that moment. He also played Bob Marley on the entire ride. I just smiled and bobbed my head and he looked at me and

his weird, gross French-Canadian accent. He was like, oh, you like Bob Marley? I was like, yeah. He was like, okay, good. Hell yeah. That was it. That's all we had to say about that and which you know that conversation is a plus to me I just think you know he didn't

necessarily make my personal experience optimal but he was clearly like a dude who knew what he was about okay and I have respect for him for that reason a fucking maniac he was about he was i tried to he was about he was about mania he was about to fucking kill us on the highway he was not dude teslas are like super safe bridge if if we got in like a bad crash we probably would have been fine and it would have

been an even better story so honestly i'm upset that he didn't get us in a crash. Would have been a pretty good story, David. Yeah. Best part about that fucking thing was when we were on the autoroute and he just fucking stopped because he fucked up with Yeah, dude. I don't have the balls to do that and for that, I respect him.

Oh my god. David has no respect for testicles. I think David just likes to give bad reviews no matter what i really think that might be okay i think it might be something like in his subconscious i hold on this i think david literally david literally was in discord one day and he was complaining about how other people complain that he complains a lot and and then literally that's the most david shit ever hold on hold on hold on literally like god like two two three days later i get some messages from him on snapchat kyle you saw these two where like he was running to make a bus and

the bus almost left but then the guy saw him and the bus stopped and he got on and the guy gave him the guy just gave him like a look he was just like upset that he had to wait no no no no let me finish you little slut you are such a you are such a fucking thought let me finish let me finish okay david literally messages complains about that and he said what if i was crippled or i had trouble seeing i bet he would feel. Neither of those things are true, David. You are wrong. You're actually wrong, though, you fucking Claude. You fucking dormless stoner. That is not what fucking happened.

I'm opening my phone. You clarify and I'll just get out. You clarify a terrible hour. No, I had my headphones on. I was on the phone and I put my fucking, I swiped my card. It got accepted and I didn't say hi to the guy. So he fucking grabbed my fucking arm and he like tugged it and looked at me. And then he was like, yeah, you're not going to fucking say sorry.

And he was just a fucking big fucking cunt. In fairness, you should have said thank you. I was on the phone and i was like out of breath a nod an acknowledgement a thank you just say sorry i was talking to the bus driver to the person you were on the phone with but he was just continuing to talk on the phone after the guy stops the bus to let you on and you're bitching But he was a dick about it. What do you fucking mean? He fucking grabbed me. I don't think you have any allies here, David.

I agree with David. If he tugs on your arm, Kyle, you're only agreeing with David because that makes it even. No. No, I just actually agree with him this time. And he fucking screamed at me. I mean, yeah, that's a bit much.

You changed the story just now. You made it so he didn't say something. He screamed at you. That's not the same thing. What? But he didn didn't say something. He screamed at you. That's not the same thing. What? But he didn't fucking say something. I didn't say he said something. I just said what he said.

Why are you quiet yelling? Because I don't want to fucking scream right now. Okay. My vocal cords. Ooh, they're precious. Charlie, have you found the evidence? I had to scroll out of me and Davidid's uh co-owned snapchat account and go into mine i'm i'm currently i'm desperately scrolling okay david i will concede

and i don't like agreeing with you on anything you know this but i will concede that he was a bit of a dick about it, but, but you absolutely should have acknowledged him and or thanked him for stopping the fucking bus. It is literally, hold on. It is. I found it.

It is literally so much worse than anything we've theorized here. Okay, here it is. David, don't you dare interrupt me right now. Okay. I just want to preface with that. The bus driver waited for me at my stop while I was running

and when I got in, I was catching my breath from sprinting and he was like, um, you who you can say thank you? What a dickhead asking to be thanked. Fuck, man. I hate people like that. I was legit trying to catch my breath. Calm down. What if I was mute? He would look like a fucking champ then. God, what a world. What if David was mute?

Wow, that is way worse. What if I hypothetically have this disability that I don't have? What a dick he would be. God, asshole. Oh, David. David, I have one question. What? How many stars do you give him?

He was rude are you about to justify the one star review did you actually leave a fucking review you can't leave a review for a bus driver can you really not I feel like you can do that some places he just drew one star

on a sticky note and stuck it to the back of the bus listen the bus crashed the next day I was wrong and the bus driver became mute because of the accident David's fucking stand power I was wrong about not

acknowledging him but he was a dickhead so I was a dick not acknowledging him, but he was a dickhead, so I was a dickhead to him afterwards. I think it's all fair. You're both Canadian, or French Canadian in the end. All's fair in French Canadian. Really not helping that stereotype

that French Canadians are dickheads. I can't believe you guys are doing this to me. I like this. We should have Charlie on more often. I was... I really like the double checking. It's really good. We usually don't have someone to do

that. What were you in the teo taxi um oh yeah what were you in the teo taxi story i don't remember like i was just kind of like listing details about why that guy was kind of a serpent kind of sick no he was not he i tried to roll down my window and then he i think i think he tried to roll it up and i he rolled i like didn't want him to so i pressed down on my thing while he was pressing up on his and i think he realized i was doing that so he pressed the child lock button to keep it low where it was yeah and then later i was trying to roll it down again and i was like hey man can i roll down the window and he was like oh, oh, no, the window's broken.

Oh, my God. I forgot about that. I forgot about that. That's so fucking funny. I can't believe I forgot about that. He absolutely did that. Because while we were crossing the fucking bridge, he was raising my window and your window. And then I saw you click on it that's

fucking right that's so good that guy was just making like strictly power moves that dude was completely in power like you guys yeah that was nothing you could do alpha teo taxi driver seriously yeah i'm glad i didn't pay a hundred dollars i'm also glad I didn't pay $100. I'm also glad you didn't pay $100. Oh, yeah, me too. I actually probably would be upset if you had to pay $100. Oh, no shit. Probably.

Give you a soft maybe on being upset about it. It would be a soft maybe, yeah. Yeah. And then he definitely did drop us off like two blocks away and then hang out there with the back trunk open even though we didn't put anything in the trunk. That was really strange. He was just waiting next to the trunk. I was waiting for him to

grab like a wrench from his thing and just like yeah. Smash your faces in. Oh, after he dropped you guys off yeah yeah but that didn't happen which means that that guy was dope it definitely he definitely

would have lost his star on my review if he killed us he was so fucking sick absolutely yeah and then so does that conclude the teo taxi yeah I think that's everything about teo taxi the general takeaway should be that that guy was just kind of dope. No.

Charlie says he's a serpent. David says he's a snake. Court rules in favor of Charlie. Next story. You smashed your keyboard and I saw you typing in general. I smashed my desk and my keyboard bounced yeah it typed a space i'm not proud of it next case um so the next dispute that i have to bring to the court

is about the drunk game of Smash that we were playing against strangers. Really, that whole night as a whole. Okay, can I just... Yeah, you go first. I'll allow the defense to have their opening statement. I was extremely drunk. Like, extremely drunk. Charlie, you know I was extremely drunk.

Yeah, you were pretty drunk after all five of those games. Okay, this doesn't sound like it's going to be an argument. This sounds like David pleading with Charlie not to tell this one. No, you can tell this one because how I remember it, I was the fucking king of the fucking

playground, dude. I was so sick. But you were playing Smash, so it absolutely was a playground. A fucking CRT playground. CRT playground. was a playground a fucking crt playground uh anyways okay so first of all i just want to describe how drunk david was by uh relaying when he was playing i don't remember it was like guitar heel or rock band or one i think it was guitar hero it was guitar hero. He was playing a game on Easy,

which is where it's only three buttons of the five, and it is dead simple. And I have a snap of David just missing about six notes in a row, and then I pan to him, and he is looking at the screen with the burning intensity of a thousand desert suns. I think you can see the smoke coming out of his ears. And then he looks at the camera and it's like a thousand

yard stare. Like he just came from overseas deployment. And then he looks back at the screen. Like, seriously. The focus behind that man's eyes as he missed six notes in a row on Easy is just incredible. I watched that snap and I remember that you sent it recently.

Yeah. Oh, man. Hopefully we can edit that in. Yeah, I'll definitely find it. That's if we require Cameron to do some kind of work with the editing, it's going to take four weeks for this episode to come. I'll just put it in the description. Easier, yeah? Yeah.

Link in the description. Link in the description. So later, we started playing Smash on, I think it was a Wii U? Anyways. Oh my god. We were using GameCube controllers. Charlie. What, bitch?

I just had a fucking epiphany. Holy fucking shit. What? What was your epiphany, David? Okay, no, go ahead. Go ahead. I'll fucking come back to this. Why did you stop the story?

I can just stop the story and tell you something happened? Because I can't fucking believe. Go ahead. Okay. So we were there we were playing rock band or guitar hero with one of David's friends then David's friend left and we started playing smash and you can say you can say he's a bitch for leaving yeah first bitch so we we were playing for a while and David was, I forget who David was playing. I was playing zero suit Samus and I had never really played.

Like I didn't, I played smash 64 a little bit. I, you know, I understand what smash is, but I don't really play it. And I was doing like, okay,

definitely could have been a lot better. David was still beating me, but we were still kind of getting pitchers and i was drinking two-thirds of them and david was drinking like a third and just getting absolutely sauced um fucking which is stunk a third of a pitcher is like a beer and a half two beers um and later in the night these two guys just come because it's just two of us, and then these two other guys come, and they wanted to start playing, so they got controllers,

and David is sitting there, like his body is flat on the couch, and his neck is just at a 90 degree angle, and he's playing the game, and he's holding the controller out at like arm's length. It's like on his thighs. Call that a power stance. Yeah, it's definitely, that's the ready position for Smash.

It's the ready position for some kind of Smash. And he, me and Dave, I started, I had started beating David pretty consistently and I was kind of talking to him i don't remember that yeah i know you don't but you were just getting you were losing you were terrible that's the only part no that's the only part i fucking disagree yeah i remember because i kept talking smack to you about it for like a month afterwards and i think you just are deciding not to remember that because that is absolutely what happens. I'm pretty fucking sure I beat you. David, it's okay.

It's okay. This is a safe space. You can admit it. It's okay that you got fucking annihilated at a baby game, okay? It's fine. Maybe I thought I was winning, but I was so drunk I was like... I think that's the most plausible explanation. I really think maybe you thought you were controlling Charlie.

You were like, yeah, dude, I'm kicking your ass. most plausible explanation because i really think maybe you thought you were controlling charlie it's so possible because he was playing zero suit samus and i was playing bayonetta and they kind of look the same when you're fucking wasted i was just about to say that yeah and then these two guys were coming and david was like talking shit to them like like i'm pretty drunk, dude. Sorry I'm beating you so much. But he wasn't. He was loosing terribly to all of us. He was like one of the first guys that was knocked out. Did I say that?

The most David thing I could possibly imagine. That's not the most David thing. It's pretty high up there. No, it's not the most David thing. It's pretty high up there. No, it's not. Sorry I'm crushing you guys' game, idiots. I'm so drunk and you're all my bitches anyways. I think they just... Just while walking off the fucking edge of Final Destination.

Get fucking destroyed scrub. You make me sound like such a fucking Go back to DB Fighter Z. What the fuck? I don't think That's I think what came out of his face but I don't think that's what they heard

because I was sitting behind David and his neck was at a 50 degree angle so he was just talking like this the whole time or a 90 degree angle and I was like between David and these guys and I think they just like heard mumbling because every time he would talk they would

just like look over at him and then look at me and give me like a kind of like a look that I honestly have never really seen before but I kind of was it like a kind of like a look that i honestly have never really seen before but i kind of was it like it was like it was like a mix of like accusation confusion and concern concern yeah i think it was more concerned than anything no there was definitely a good dose of accusation in there like they were like who's it's like it's like when you're thinking like someone come collect their mans, but

I was the person that was supposed to collect David and I was right there. Less collect your mans, more collect your boys. Yeah. I don't like this episode of the podcast. I love this episode. Yeah, this episode is fantastic.

I can just imagine, like, I can perfectly see David sitting, like, laying completely flat. Oh, no, I can envision that perfectly. It's so bad. You guys are making me sound way worse than I actually am. By so fucking much. Oh, man. Go on.

Is that it? Is there more to that story? I gave him my keys, so I'm... We didn't even drive there. If you want to rematch sometime, maybe I can teach you some stuff. They left super fast.

Yeah, they started playing something else almost right away. Anyways, okay, so here's my epiphany. I actually went to the same bar on Canada Day, so like four days ago, and I actually played... I was playing Tekken with Babs, and then one of those two guys was actually there and he was he wanted to play mortal kombat at that booth and i i saw him and i knew him from somewhere

but i just now it's like clear as day that guy saw me piss fucking drunk just on that couch so he got the rematch right no i he wanted to play mortal combat so i didn't play yeah fuck that guy fuck that guy i side with charles on this one i also side with charles on this one i mean it's hard i side with charles on this one i was so wasted that's so fucking funny just picturing you lying down fucking Netflix is trying to fucking destroy you guys I'm so drunk that I'm just fucking crushing you he wasn't like he wasn't even aggressive

about it he was just like it's like he was apologizing for winning and then just also tacking on the fact that he was like hammered for winning and then just also tacking on the fact that he was like I love that so much and then the other thing I don't remember anything else about that blurred faces

and I think we got in an Uber yeah we took an Uber or a tail taxi home or something... I remember blurred faces and I think we got in an Uber. Yeah, we took an Uber or a tail taxi home or something. And I remember just like, you were doing a lot of laughing and smiling for that entire process home. I like, I walked you into your room. You thought you were going home a winner. Did you tuck me in? Basically.

It felt like it at the time. No, I didn't literally tuck you into your bed, dude. How would you tuck you in when I'm laying there next to you? I didn't tuck you in. I tucked us in. Oh, nice. I regret saying that. I don't. Can't wait. Too too late can't wait for this shit i can i can wait very long thanks um i have a snapchat of you closing the curtains in your room and you just look back at the camera and you just start laughing to yourself. What? That sounds creepy as shit. What the fuck?

Please link this one too if we can. That's really fucking creepy. We're going to link it. Link in the description. We're going to link in the description. Vote if it's creepy in the comment section. It's not like I was peering at you through blinds or sticking a camera under your door.

That's not the creepy part, Charlie. I'm saying David sounds creepy. Oh. Based on the description. Just you like Snapchatting David and then he just closes the curtains and just turns and looks at you and starts laughing. That's fucking creepy shit.

I don't remember anything from that night. I probably just had a hard time seeing it that way because it's hard for me to view David as a threat. That's true. I think that's not a terrible description. Yeah, you're a person, not a business. Can't review me on Yelp. Oh, my God.

I love this episode. I know. This is my favorite. It's like, this Snapchat, it's going to be like what David does before he writes a Yelp review. This episode is going to be five minutes long because David edits the podcast. It's going to be the fucking David defamation hour. God. What else, Kunt? Case three. Case three? The last one. Well, I'm already two for two. Two for two. God What else Case 3

Well I'm already 2 for 2 So I've already won the best of 3 Case 3 Making a shutout Case 3 is Honestly much less interesting I'm glad you saved it for the finale Then

When we found that Passed out Alright that passed out uh all right the passed out hobo um they were like lying down on the ground when we found them and yeah those two girls were fucking poking at him with a stick yeah those two girls were poking at him with a stick that's yeah that's not i didn't want to correct that part but i just wanted to correct that i was definitely not like cowering in a corner like david when david told the story he like described you didn't say that no he didn't the way you described he described it like you were standing around cluelessly yeah you described me like i was

standing around looking around hoping that we could move on and like completely like panicking. I would like like I got down and I shook their shoulder. We were all down and those two girls were fucking actually poking at him. Yeah. Like those. I think one of them like kicked their foot. Actually, that's true. Yeah.

And then I kind of just like shook their shoulder and. I was like, are you okay? And they went way, which is apparently French Canadian for yes. Yeah, it was a very It sounded like a cow dying like

So it sounded like French Canadian? Yeah, basically. I was just relieved that they were alive. And I was like, alright, well, I guess we have to move on. Yep. God, what a finale. I mean, that's... Wait, didn't you guys say there was a hot dog or a wiener stand thing? No, I'm sure there were several

wiener stand things with those two. A wiener stand? Didn't you guys... Some hot dog thing or corn dog or something What What There was something that you said David didn't That forgot to mention completely that you had to bring up

Earlier I don't Cut this out Neither of you remember it so I don't think it's going anywhere Yeah We can say the When we did our road trip I don't remember it's going anywhere. Yeah. We can say the... When we did our road trip, I don't remember

if we said the coyote story because that was fucking horrible. Oh yeah, that's the one. Corndog? What do you mean? I don't know, dude. Coyote, corndog, same thing. Coyotes and corndogs, dude. Coyotes and corndogs.

That was like a fucking three-year-old's word association. Both words have a C in it. Yeah, we were, it was fucking 3 or 4 AM. Yeah. We were gonna piss ourselves. We

were in Colorado. You need a little more context than that. Wait, I don't like that this got brought up as the wiener story and the coyote story, and you're talking about how you're going to piss yourself on a road trip. No, there's no wieners. There's no corndogs involved. This is about peeing, and it's about coyotes. There's two wieners because there was peeing involved.

All right, look. We don't... David, you don't have to... It's technically true. I swear... I swear... You guys were driving, and you were about to piss yourself yes we were driving we we had we stopped we stopped at this fucking ghost town and we were just walking around

aimlessly trying to find somewhere that was open but it was it was it was super scary it was it was seriously like it was completely dead like it was like nobody lived there at all it was really weird there was definitely both gonna piss ourselves yeah and we just we're just walking around far from the car no lights we just see the fucking starry sky and then we just hear hear a bunch of coyote owls. Yeah, it was seriously. It was like a whole like pack. Yeah, we just look at each other like, hey, where's the car? It was so like dead silent in town.

I was literally waiting for them to start like rolling down the middle of Main Street. Like some shit out of I Am Legend, dude. Straight up. It was actually, it was so scary. We get back in the car. We drive like 10 minutes. We're out. It's just a field.

There's nothing. We don't see anything. It's complete darkness. The only light is the car. We both get out of the car. Charlie goes on one side of the road. I go on the other side. And we just have the lights on in the car we both get out of the car charlie goes on one side of the road i go on the other side and we just have the lights on on in the car we just start like doing our business you know just being off the side of the road we just while we're peeing the fucking car shuts down

complete complete darkness and immediately we start hearing the fucking coyotes again that's fucking amazing i remember i was so fucking i was we were both sleep deprived because the where i was peeing it was like there were like bushes right next to the side of the road and i had the lights i had like my phone light on so i couldn't see like into a field past the road it was you were smart i didn't even have my phone out because my phone didn't have any more batteries i was jesus fucking christ this is a horror movie situation yeah really jesus christ yeah i mean i was i was super fucking scared and i just i just remember i uh awkwardly saying like oh what if we die tonight and you didn't

answer me because he was already dead yeah I guess they fucking I guess they took him I guess they took us in retrospect I think the best part about that decision making was that we were in the middle of a town

and then we heard coyotes so we decided to go drive into a field and pee in the middle of nowhere okay can we were really fucking away from the street lights we were yeah extremely sleep deprived we were pretty tired yeah but powerful stuff it was spooky times so if they want to if people would potentially want to see clips of you guys on a road trip together. Okay, so wait. Before that, the reason why we're doing this is because I was Snapchat famous and strangers

said they loved me. He's really not used to it. I'm sorry, David. I've been mean to you a lot this episode. I love you, man. Yeah. I was you, man. Yeah. I was posting a bunch of snaps of David to my story and just a bunch of people that didn't know David or even me.

The thing is, when you post the when you post a Snapchat on a story and it's you have geo whatever geo tagging on everybody in Chicago could see. No. The snaps, right? No. These were just my friends. That's when you post the story of an entire city. Did you think that you were famous all throughout Chicago? No, you actually did do that.

Because I remember there was like a hundred or so views. I have a lot of Snapchat friends, dude. What? Why are you breaking his heart right now dude let him fucking live all right yeah i'm with david on this one i didn't know you had i win i win um but yeah that that and you posted the bean one to the chicago city yeah i posted the bean and the one where he said trump tower looks like a vape yeah that one but the point is the point where he said Trump Tower looks like a vape. Yeah, that one.

But the point is... The point is, people... There was just random strangers that were like, I fucking love this kid. I want to see more. Yeah. Strangers to David. Let him have it, Charlie. Yeah, strangers to David. These were my friends. Strangers to me.

Yeah. So, we decided to make... Strangers to David sounds like decided to make Strangers to David Sounds like a really fucked up movie Go ahead sorry Sounds like my biography No it sounds like the title of the coyote story Yeah I was gonna say Oh my god it do

It do Anyways so I'm going back. Let Charlie talk. But his stories are stupid and dumb. And they're always super spiteful. At least they're not wrong. They're so spiteful.

So we made, me and David made a Snapchat account. I'm coming back to Chicago and we're going to Snapchat all the way through the road trip. You can add us. We're going to Snapchat all the way through the road trip. You can add us. We're going to add everybody that fucking adds us. There's no restrictions.

This is going to be on my phone because David's the star and I'm just kind of behind the camera. Oh, wow. You can send me Snapchats. It's a talent. It's alright. No, that's... Let's relax. Easy now no that's let's relax easy now david um okay yeah it's called chavid it's called chavid versus the world yeah it's chavid versus world isn't it

oh yeah no chavid versus world yeah so c-h-a-v-i-d-v-s-w-O-R-L-D Chavid versus world. No spaces. I'll tweet out the Snapchat QR code. I'll also tweet out the Snapchat QR code. This episode is going to come out the day when I take the plane to Chicago. Okay.

Which will be my birthday. So it means add now to see all the excitement. That means add now. So all the excitement that means add now this so you can see as it goes like the story as it happens we're gonna save we're gonna save all of it let me tell you

I'll post a little bit of like flashbacks from the last trip to get you guys like little teasers cause last year I was receiving all of these and they were fucking entertaining as hell like you could combine them and make a movie out of it. Yeah. So.

Yeah. So add them on Snapchat. Chavid vs. World. Right. Yeah. And then we'll all have video evidence and everyone can corroborate my stories against David's because we know David is wrong all the time.

Yeah. This is so fucked up. I'm not wrong all the time. I do like this though. I do like that we're finally holding evidence against David. I'm not wrong all the time. This is so fucked up. I'm not wrong all the time. I do like this though. I do like that we're finally holding evidence against David. I'm not wrong all the time. Yeah, just like

the majority. Oh my god. That is... I fucking hate you. I don't... I think this is changing our friendship. I'm sorry, David. Listen, David, when Charlie's not involved, I can't possibly prove that you're lying, so

your stories are all true as far as I'm concerned. Charlie's just your counter. There's always somebody else with me. Oh my God. David. Whatever. David, stop being so goddamn sensitive. I'm a sensitive boy.

And plug your fucking fucking plug your social media you can find me crying at sir meow music on twitter sir meow music on soundcloud um you can find him at sir meow music on twitter soundcloud and twitch sir meow on spotify

okay Charlie I am just Twitter, SoundCloud, and Twitch. SirMeow on Spotify. Okay. Charlie. I am just at JustTaterTots on Twitter. Yeah. It's not like the handle, the username. It's at JustTaterTots. JustTaterTots.

It's not like it's... I think they can... You made it really hard for people to find your Twitter. It's basically... Wait, I don't even understand now. And I follow you. What is it? J-U-S-T-T-A-T-R-T-O-T-S.

It's not like it's only tater... It's... Link in description. Link in description. Link in description. Kyle? Yeah. You can follow me on Twitter at SirZulu underscore.

You can follow me on Twitter. What about you, AveryTV? Just call me AveryTV. That's good. You can follow me on Twitter at ShammyTV. Nothing else really matters, I guess. What are we even doing here? I don't know.

It's fucking berating me. Oh, I should have saved a party popper oh fuck run