Please Stop Talking - The Disappointment Variety Hour | Please Stop Talking

Episode Date: August 14, 2017

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lot of fun wow welcome to the podcast hello everybody and welcome to the fifth episode of the please stop talking podcast i am your host sham may... wait, Avery, but you may know me better as Shammy. I'm joined today, as always, by my friend David. Hello. Cameron. Hey. And we're joined today by special guest, big boy, Bob Brindaniel, the voice behind the B-movie script. I don't know.

Tales from 4chan. Do another one, man. I love eating soup. Hello. That's how you're introducing? Okay, whatever. I don't care. That's what I want.

So, Kyle couldn't make it for this episode. He's a busy boy doing busy things, being a busy bee. And so we just asked Brendan to jump in, I guess. I had nothing better to do. Brendan has nothing to do. Yeah. No, it's fine. I see some pancakes.

I think today, I think this episode is going to be David telling stories about Anime Con. Wait. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Merci.

Sorry, people came into my room. Avery, you told me this was going to be a professional affair. Now that David has yelled at his mom to get out of his room, he can talk about anime. And then Brendan can talk about his life. So welcome to the regret cast. Oh my god. So, David, you met fans at AnimeCon, didn't you? I did. What was that like?

Surreal and weird. But nice, because people... Did she come back in? She totally came back in they were like talking to me behind my door and they were just like oh yeah we'll come back just right away

did she say don't I just said don't anyways yeah i met some fans of the podcast at otakuthon and it was really i don't know i'm so sorry i don't remember your name don't name oh well i gave you it out i gave you it out he gave you an out! Look, I'm honest. I don't remember your names, but you were really nice. You were not mouth breathers like I expected from people who comment on the fucking podcast. Wow. Wow.

Fucking cry. People like you, David. What the fuck? And I like them. Clearly not. The comments don't like me. The comments are rude. Clearly they weren't nice enough to remember their fucking names.

Jesus. Hello, everybody. I'm New David. Jesus Christ. Yeah, I had a really good time, though. Do you have any stories? Well, yeah. You said you had stories.

First day, I went to a panel called Hentai Jeopardy. Did you win? I did not. Well well that's not true they split they split the room into uh three teams and the team i was in one and uh you did win you won hentai-thon or whatever i want to shout i want to do a shout out to my friend Babs who just knew way too many goddamn answers. Anyways. Okay, well that would have fucked your excuse for him,

Karen, of not wanting to name him. I'm not shaming him. I'm not shaming him. I was concerned about how many answers he knew. That's not my fault. Maybe he stopped knowing so many goddamn answers about anime. I don't know.

Oh, my God. That's too many henty. Okay, I think that went a bit too far. It went a bit too far. Are you going to censor that? I'm not going to censor that. Just bleep that out. Yeah.

Okay. But, yeah, it was just like Jeopard jeopardy and they showed us hentai and there was questions and they showed you hentai yeah they showed a hentai that was called bicycle and it was actually really funny oh you should i was expecting a different word at the end of that sentence and i was not ready for it yeah i was not prepared for it. You guys need to see the bicycle hentai. It's so funny. Need? Bicycle hentai?

We need to. This is a... It's just called bicycle, and it's a hentai, and it's funny. Today's episode brought to you by bicycle. Okay, all right. So is the bicycle hentai? Is it... It's either A, someone getting messed up by a bicycle,

or B, Freddie Mercury messing someone up while wearing a bicycle costume. Well, you're kind of right. Bit of calm A, bit of calm B. Brendan, you would be great at hentai thon jeopardy. Dude, I would love to play strip hentai jeopardy, but when you get to your skin, you have to take off your skin. I posted it. I'm not clicking that link. I'm not watching hentai ony but when you get to your skin you have to take off your skin i posted it i'm not clicking that i'm not watching why on the podcast david i'm gonna watch it okay we're not

doing this no i'm no no do i do my synopsis sure so basically there's a girl and she's riding her bike and she really likes riding her bike because it the bike seat rams into her when she goes downhill and then a guy sees her with her bicycle so the guy becomes a bicycle and they what how does he be possible there was an anime recently where there's this like girl and she's drinking gasoline out of a gas pump and I she turns into a car. I've seen that. I haven't seen this. I've seen that in gif form. The car has panty shots. I know.

It's great. This is what animation was created for. This is art. Yeah. I also went to the dealers then and got some free hentai prints for a game. Yeah?

It was very hentai themed, I'm going to be honest. Wait, was it you who recently posted a picture saying, I knew this print looked familiar, I already owned it? Was that you? No. No? What are you talking about? I don't know, it might have been on Twitter.

No, I just posted something about? I don't know. It might have been on Twitter. No, I just posted something on Twitter and got free prints. Why are all of your stories so far related to hentai? Yeah, was this an anime convention? It was an anime convention, but my friend is really into hentai. Oh. I mean, I am too, but... I want you guys to know, all three of you,

I want you to know that we are not at the level where I would go to a hentai convention with you. I'm sorry. Not at that level at all. I would go with David. Oh, hell yeah, Brent. Brendan, you would go with anyone. Yeah, but I'm sad and lonely.

Yes, exactly. It's more funny than anything. It's not like people jerking off to hentai in the middle of the convention hall. That you're aware of dude i went to people it's people taking notes on fucking bookmarks or what to go home and watch now david otakuson is probably much much bigger than the anime convention i went to like two years ago uh yeah brass con is that yes the name wait that's gone i went to nebraska did you go to an anime convention in

nebraska yes why i don't know there were a lot of overweight men dressed as misty and i want to say like at least 40 overweight men it is very unsettling because same pretty much. Misty's the one with like the crop top, right? Yes. Is it Misty like 10? Yes. Why did you say it like that? Why was that the inflection you chose? Yeah.

David, this is how the people are going to view you from now on. Yeah, David, this is what David DeCruz is fucking image podcast. I truly do not care. They were like, man, I really like and related to that David guy until now Cameron he went to Otakuthon he has no shame I have no shame yeah that is true

and I went to another panel called the Funimation Peep Show oh yeah? it's basically where they show off their more risque shows but it's like a really boring panel. But the reason why it's interesting is because they have a projector where they have live tweets of the event. And me and my buddy started a Naruto erotic roleplay session.

God bless you. On the projector screen. Is this still up on twitter oh no i took i deleted those tweets they they went you do have some shame i have some shame remnants of shame but there was at one point the screen just froze and in the middle was my tweet that said that said slurps ramen noodles seductively and it just stayed there for so goddamn long anyways yeah it was fun i had zero i can leave the podcast is there i mean you can there's no? Is there? I mean, you can. There's no way out. There is no way out. Technically, you could just stop recording, leave, and then cut us all out of your lives. Granted, you're the only one so far that has had people recognize your voice.

That's true. Oh, no. I hope they watched the first episode of the podcast and thought this was shit and stopped watching. Yeah. So they don't know that you've outed them? Am I gonna be like working tomorrow and someone's gonna come in and they're gonna be like,

were you in the PST podcast? Fuck, I hope so. Oh man, how dope though. What do I hope for? Damn. Brendan, you've already said you're already the GameStop guy. It's me. You can't be the GameStop guy and the Please Stop Talking guy. The soup guy.

It's me, the guy who wants... I have a video called Soup where I just talk about soup. Is it like an actual soup review? No, it's just talking about soup. It's just him talking about soup. What do you say in that? What do you talk about? How long is soup. I'm talking about soup. What are you saying that? What do you talk about? How long is that? I think like five minutes. Let me go look.

It's five minutes of you talking about soup? Yeah, it's like I got a nice big hot bowl of soup for you. Welcome to the five minute interlude about soup. What's your guys' favorite kind of soup? Favorite kind of soup? I like broccoli cream. I really like French onion.

Oh no, it's seven minutes. French onion, that's right. I'm a simple man. Wait, we had this conversation. We already had this conversation. We had this conversation. What the fuck? And I'm pretty sure Bren was there.

Not on the podcast. I'm pretty sure Brennan started that one too. I like asking people about soup. I like tomato. You like tomato? I like tomato. You like tomato? I like tomato. You like tomato broth? Wow, look at this.

Hell yeah, dude. Yes, I like tomato broth. I love it when they take the bones of the tomato, Avery, and they boil the tomato bones. Tomato bones. I'm not down that fucking food soda. Can I get a boneless fruit? No, no, no. Isn't that just

seedless? I've dated this podcast. You have. And you've dated it into the past. You sent us back in time briefly. I'm either the nostalgia critic or the angry video game nerd. Sorry, what? You're the nostalgia

critic. I remember it, so you have to, too. What? Is that a nostalgia critic? What is happening? I'm the nostalgia critic. I remember it so that you also have to remember it. To be fair,

we did invite Bryn Daniel for this very reason. Because he is just a human derail. I'm chaotic neutral. No. No. I'm lawful evil. No, I'm chaotic evil. I don't even know what you are.

You're chaotic chaos. There's no neutrality to it. Bring me the chaos emeralds. Damn. Oh my god. I'm trying to think of like, because I had shit I wanted to talk about I mean Brendan could just tell us stories about him in high school and that would probably fill up the entire

runtime of the podcast if we wanted to do that yeah yeah yeah Brendan let me let me let me think for a second I've broken up with two girls over facebook and two girls over text okay okay that's not everyone thought i was gay until senior year didn't you say you were bi i thought i was by yeah in freshman year of high school i told everyone

i was bisexual to uh get more attention because i was a bit of a cunt. Yes. I was one of those kids. I didn't know people. I grew up on a farm, goddammit. I grew up on a goddamn farm. I grew up in a trailer. I grew up in a trailer and a farm and an apartment filled with cockroaches. You grew up in a trailer on someone else's farm.

Well, alright, so like, I lived with my grandparents for a little while, and then I lived with my dad, and this is after my mom had bad stuff happen and then uh while living with my dad I lived on a farm my class had like 12 kids in it Mm-hmm. Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah, you're cuz you're fucking buttfuck nowhere, Iowa Your rent is 17 cents in a handshake every month. Mm-hmm I thought you're about to say handjob and I was going to go go on no just handshake I thought about it just a firm handshake

I don't want to start a hand job off with you Brinton I don't want to measure hand jobs I don't want to have a hand job measuring contest fucking hell where do we fucking go what is happening so when did your life stop going up and up how did you happen

alright so YouTube originally after I got out of high school is happening so when did your life stop going up and up when did you how did you happen um all right so youtube originally after i got out of high school i decided i want to be a youtuber so i made a youtube channel uh called popsicle savior that was a let's play channel a minecraft let's play channel you've sent me your skyrim let's play no that was all right so i did my minecraft let's plays on popsicle savior and that channel is deleted there's only two or three like remnants of that from an old like uh let's play commentator challenge i did you can find it if you youtube it and then uh after that like i did a couple like crappy tabuscus honest trailers ripoffs on that channel

and then i deleted that channel and started over again on dating us yes yes so while i was doing the brun daniel channel i started it because i was i was having success with my reddit novelty account read your comments where i would read people's comments dramatically which sounds so pathetic in hindsight uh and now i am a real youtuber but before then i was also think about things you do sounding pathetic in hindsight right now Do you um everything I say is pathetic. I am I am a walking spineless jellyfish So call me Paul Ryan what is a jellyfish with a spine Sir sir Brendan when did your life turn around full of bitter um i don't know like what was it

recently i saw this youtube comment this is like a couple months back so i say recently and i lie uh okay a while back i saw youtube comment and this is kind of the the moment that was like wow you know that makes a lot of sense it was brendaniel is the youtuber that really really he's that guy who really really really wants to be a YouTuber, and somehow he slowly bumbles through it. Well. Yeah, I guess. I mean, you got, it's.

Yeah. Fair enough, I guess. Somehow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got a nice voice. I mean, if I didn't have a nice voice,

I would have fucking nothing on YouTube, so. That's just me being honest. I think i'm kind of funny but honestly i think i i've talked to you about this i think you're significantly funnier when like nothing is recording you it's because i get it's it's it's it's partially because i i feel like i get a form of stage fright that kind of feels makes me feel like i have to try harder than i actually do and i feel like i get a form of stage fright that kind of feels makes me feel like i have to try harder than i actually do and i feel like i do all right in with reactionary humor but like talking uh trying to come up with like funny stuff i i feel like i only hit the mark maybe one out of every 10 times when i'm trying to make something funny but when i'm like naturally just talking i can make something funny at least uh you know 25 at% of the time. Yeah, solid quarter. I'd say that, yeah.

Yeah. Like the fucking, the shit you did in the fucking Alt F12 video. You were in that twice, I think. Oh, fuck. What happened again? Bane, Max Landis. Oh, I know. I've got a big script.

For you. I didn't have the fucking recording corrupted, but there's also a thing of, where Brendan explained Bane Max Landis' script for Chronicle 2. There's a boy who has pinwheels for eyes that's all I remember so fucking Brendan I need an elevator pitch right now for Chronicle 2

written by Bane Max Lindis let me get into character here alright so here's the deal here's the deal boys first off we're going to have a boy with a camera he's going to be recording things on his camera and he's going to post them to youtube there's going to be funny clip compilations in this movie i will not take no for an answer it's it's three and a half hours of Family Guy funny moments with a superhero

punch at the end. What is the camera even necessary for? He's recording the monitor. You fucking derailed yourself. He's recording the monitor, yeah. You can't afford fraps. It's free!

Fraps isn't free well there's a trial version of fraps imagine bane max landis getting in a fight with the developers of obs he's a troll version and it's just like the big fraps logo oh dude no brendan I think you just accidentally wrote unfriended, too. What if the ghost is Peter Griffin? Oh my god. Because he's come from the comedy cemetery.

Oh, man. Fuck me. Has anyone here actually seen Unfriended? No. You have? I have. You have? I have. It's so fucking awful. That's like legitimately. The blenders thing. Oh my god.

Where he fucking cuts open his throat with the fucking blender. Search it up on YouTube. It's fucking ridiculous the way that they cut it as well. That's a fucking movie that got made that's a yeah that was theatrically released i mean granted it being funded isn't that impressive it was like a fucking it was fraps yeah it was film made with fraps that you know they they made

like a whole big they're like oh we filmed all in one building how crazy is that guys was like you just did that so you could cut out costs you fuck yeah like they talked about problems of them like being able to hear each other through the rooms and it getting screwing up recordings and like oh man we really had to trial through have everyone record in their own house like you that doesn't even cost anything if you told the actors hey we have to record this in your house they'd probably be like yeah sure unbeknownst to you avery three of those actors are and were homeless shut the fuck up brendan i mean how much money do you get for being on unfriended like a fucking five dollar foot long uh five dollars whoa it's like two steam steamed hot dogs and a kiss on the cheek

I would say that's worth it Yeah I mean The hint to your pride is probably bigger I have no pride Please put me in Unfriended 2 Oh my god can we make Brendan I want to be on there too

Unfriended 2 it's the fucking discord movie We're going to call it The video sharing I'm going to be the fucking discord movie we're gonna call it i'm gonna be the video sharing i'm gonna be the zombie and we're gonna call it unbranded no no yes yes that is such a good idea you guys you guys don't respect art. You're on the official animated series for Terraria. Oh yeah! Oh, okay, so

let me tell you guys, I am in the official Terraria animated series. And they made toys of a character that I voiced. There's toys of a character that Brendan voiced. And I didn't get paid. That's actually what we talk talk about I never paid you.

My friend made $500. I made zero. You got fucked. Hold the fuck. What? How the fuck did that happen? Terraria? Yeah.

I have a friend. Official Terraria animated series. I have a friend who still gets me gigs from my. I have a friend who gets gets me gigs from my uh i have a friend who gets me gigs from uh the old i used to voice act with him back when i did a lot of like minecraft voice acting for youtubers yep so he still is like hey we need a deep voice guy let's go bug brendan so sometimes i do stuff for him because you are the skeleton oh nice yep i was the skeleton in the official terraria animated series it's uh what i love is if you actually watch it you can hear that you want to die

They were like hey, can you do a really despondent sounding skeleton? And I'm like, yes, I don't care about any of this. Sure Absolutely, which what is this on like is this element or like element animations? Yeah. Yeah it is That's pretty fucked. I am. Here's here's the worst thing, too, is all right. So my friend, my friend got paid for the first series where they told the other voice actors and me that we couldn't get paid and he got paid for that. And then the second series was done by a different company and they said they were going to pay

me. And then I filled out like a form and everything. And then I never got paid for that. Wow. Wow. You. Wow. You got fucked. Did you not contact them afterwards? I just didn't care.

Like, I was like, I don't, I'm going to wash my hands of this. I don't want to deal with any of this shit. Yeah, fair enough. That's very fair. You do sound like you want to die. Yeah. Are you listening? Are you watching it right now?

Yeah. No. Yeah, absolutely. That's funny. What else have you fucking been in, Brendan? I've been in two Filthy Frank videos. You've been in that Faithful Findings YMS video?

Did the infomercial? What the fuck else did you do? A ton of Minecraft voice acting. There's a playlist on my YouTube channel called Things I Made. Oh, fuck! I remember you sent me that and there was like a fucking terrible podcast you were on. And you explicitly told me not to listen to it.

And then you took it out of the playlist. So this is like the second podcast I think I've been on. The first one was from the old cringe channel website. Cringe channel? No idea what that is. That's a website that was exploiting. You know, back like a year or two ago when everybody was like, Oh, that's so cringe.

Oh, man, I'm cringing so hard. what do you mean two years ago what the fuck that's still going on it's still going on but it's a lot sadder now it's like fucking fucking twitch twitch chat in particular oh man this is making me cringe yeah i like that like the the 10 year olds who who used to watch minecraft videos have grown up into 13 year olds who like to watch Twitch streams and commentary channels. Yeah, it's great. It's very good. You're insulting our fan base right now. I'm so sorry.

Let me make a public service and a public service apology here real quick. I'm so sorry if I've hurt you. If I've made you feel sad, a little bit down, a little bit big, sad. I'm so sorry if I've hurt you. If I've made you feel sad, a little bit down, a little bit big sad, I'm so sorry. I want to apologize on behalf of me, me myself, and also I, that I'm a big sorry. Please forgive me, and also forgive myself, for

saying such hurtful, harmful things to you widdle children. I'm not sorry. What? I didn't realize. Well, there you go. Hey, here we are. There you go. I don't know where to go from there.

We were talking about. No, no, no, no. How'd you get your first thoughts on voice acting? Like, that is just me. I mean, I wouldn't even like. I don't know if you want advice from Brendan on getting started in voice acting. Well, I never got paid. That's true. My problem with like, I i don't know voice acting is

so freaking weird because like i i generally just do a lot of free stuff and people always like like people ask me on twitter and comments on youtube and they're like oh man brendan you're a voice actor how do i become a voice actor and i'm like i'm a voice actor really like i can do a nice voice and i can do a cool narrator voice but like i mean i would say that qualifies yeah i think i can i think i can be a voice actor but like i don't i don't feel like actor in my pubg video very true you're very very over the top and a lot of people were really confused by the fact that you're one of the names in the video and your voice comes out of the person who kills you no you kill yourself. Why did that happen?

Because initially Brendan wasn't supposed to be initially. I don't think Brendan or Greg were. No, Brendan and Brendan was not supposed to be a voice in that video. It was supposed to be Kyle as the person that as like Brendan's Bryn Daniel. He body acted and it was that was supposed to be kyle's voice right uh and greg was supposed to be the dude at the end and then brendan and when i realized uh uh kyle can't kyle kyle can't voice act at all so i i when i realized that i he knows he i mean okay yeah he knows he knows they Oh, okay. Yeah, he knows. He knows.

There you go. I mean, he was okay with it. He was like, yeah, I mean, I can't do it. It's fine. I don't care. I was really sad, too, because I had to work that day, and I'm really glad I caught your message because you needed it right away. Yeah.

And so I got... Brendan didn't have time to record all of the lines, so I just had him record the line at the end, and I had Greg do the rest of the lines that Kyle was supposed to be the line at the end and i had greg do the uh the rest of the lines that kyle was supposed to be doing that's pretty much pretty much how that happened that video was hell that video was fucking it was like i remember every day you kept fucking messaging me like hey you busy yeah i got some more stuff for you to mix and master i was like oh no yeah no i've fucking and it was like oh no I fucking feel like I needed to apologize to literally everyone

involved in making that video that was a fucking nightmare to organize I remember doing the body acting and like my room doesn't have air conditioning my little office here and I was just getting hotter and hotter and I was so sweaty that like when I got up you could hear a oh dude

oh my god Brendan I'm a professional body actor why don't you When I got up, you could hear a... Ew. Oh, dude. Oh, my God, Brendan. I'm a professional body actor. Why don't you have fucking... Why don't you have air conditioning in your office? Because I live in an apartment that's pretty cheap, and it has one window unit. Ah, okay. Oh.

Yeah. That's fair. And it was, like, three days before we left for the US well I left for the US it was like we had to get it done because the next day I left I uploaded it and then the next day I was like

David was out of the country and I was getting ready to leave so it needed to get done really really quickly and that was I've talked about this on the fucking... On another podcast I was on, so I won't go into it in too much depth again. But that video was a fucking nightmare.

You're cheating on us? You know about this already. You all... Like, you and Cameron and Kyle all already yelled at me. Are you hearing this, Cameron? Shut the fuck up. Avery, do I need to revive my trash hole podcast? Do what, sorry, do I need to revive my trash hole podcast? Do what, sorry?

Do I need to revive my trash hole podcast? Absolutely, if it means I don't have to do this one anymore. I'm just going to change it to the Dodge Durango podcast. What? I want to do a podcast called the Dodge Durango podcast. Why? Where the first 15 minutes are all about Dodge Durangos, and then the next like three hours

or so is nothing to do with dodge durangos or i want to record it in a dodge durango okay why why an audio podcast because i'm an artist you pieces of shit shut the fuck up brendan you have a five minute long video where you talk about soup i do have a video where you guys don't you guys just don't respect his artistic vision fuck up david you were just about you were the one never mind wow you think you've seen the secrets of the dwellers oh no oh god no that's yeah david david checking out one of my first voice acting roles who oh oh have you been watching brendan's voice acting reel like this entire time yes i'm

gonna go through that playlist as well this is gonna be the making fun of brendan podcast no so like no i'm not making fun of him i respect him immensely one of my favorite one of my favorite minecraft voice acting things was uh so this is like 2012 i did a voice for a minecraft map pack that used youtube urls to videos to do the voice acting for the characters in the map and it never got finished but it got played by the uh god what are they called the the the the yogs cast yeah and my voice was in a yogs cast video because of that and i was like oh my god that's so cool Paladin's Quest 2 yes oh that's 20 minutes

I'm not watching that oh yeah the Amazing Taco was something I did recently for Materialismo he's a really good guy I like him a lot I'm not familiar he's really nice his videos are fun he always asks me to do voices for him so it's always I'm always happy to lend a hand

you are very happy to lend a hand. You are very happy to lend a hand. You're a good boy. I like helping people. You're gross, but you're a good boy. I generally don't get paid a lot for voice acting stuff, but if people need a narrator voice, hell, I'll do it. I should probably pay you for that. Get paid in exposure.

You get a lot of exposure from that PUBG video? I maybe got like 10 subs hell yeah big boy people people don't what i've noticed is people don't subscribe to someone in the video unless you put it in the description and at the end of the video yeah i mean um i've noticed, uh, I've noticed, yeah, I mean, I guess, yeah. Because I got, um, Niall plugged my, uh, my Night in the Woods Life is Strange review at the end of one of his videos, and I got, like, I think I got, like, 700 subs. Which, I mean, is, like, a lot.

Like, that was really, like, really, really nice of him, and it was cool. But, like, he could do better. Shut the fuck up, David! That was less than you were expecting to say the least yeah i mean to be fair too you also have to make good youtube videos and i uh oh what did you just i bashed myself he bashed himself you idiot open your ear holes i didn't bash i didn't bash avery i said to get more subs from stuff. You have to actually make good videos. I like Outside. Outside is a funny video.

Outside is a funny video, and I really like Scary Thoughts. Scary Thoughts is just weird, and I like it a lot. Half of my channel is just me talking into a microphone nonstop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's your life, though. That's certainly true i i think i i've only watched one of your videos and i'm pretty sure i clicked on the wrong one what did you watch i'm not sure tales from 4chan are you scared yeah a little then i think you probably clicked on any of his videos

yeah okay there's one called theront to the senses in a good way there's one called fear that I really like making but people keep telling me I'm an Anthony Fantano knockoff so yeah people yeah I mean your fear video is about having sex with your fears fucking your fears you're afraid of spiders fuck a spider is that it

yep are you serious I don't know you fuck a spider dude you ever see undertale little little known gem undertale i haven't played it oh your comments are gonna kill you yeah i know no because undertale sucks okay now i'm saved holy shit wow is it at work they put it on david went from best boy podcast to the worst boy podcast. Yeah, in one podcast. Was I the best?

Kyle's gone one day. When was I the best? When was I the best? Excuse me? Kyle's gone one day in the 70s. In B-Mask's video where he shouts out the podcast, he says, especially David, you were best boy. You were briefly best boy.

And then you fucked it. Oh, no. You fucked it, David. B-mask, I'm so sorry. You fucked it. And you're dragging B-mask down with you. Wait, wait. Is he in this?

I'm going to DM him right now and apologize. Do you have his Discord? I'll find it. Okay, good luck with that. I mean, you'll listen to this. Also, everyone should go subscribe to Bmask. He makes very, very good videos. Yes, and also he's nice.

He's a nice boy, yeah. He's nice. What the fuck? Yeah, how do we... So, like, bronies, am I right? How the fuck... Bren? How?

Bren? Do you want to find him, Brandon Danielony because we mentioned that before the podcast started so i used to be a brony and this is i think this is a thing i i think a lot of people went through and then they kind of got themselves even a lot of like achievement hunter uh i think we're we're bronies for a while and and i feel like it's it's something i'm ashamed of but it's something that helped me move to where i am now because without uh being a brony i would have never like really really truly discovered like bad fan fiction and that's my bread and butter is like reading really awful fan fiction so i don't know i stopped being a brony around the time in my community college when i saw someone looking at my Pony porn on their laptop? In the cafeteria. Yo, you know what?

Actually, that happened to me too. You stopped being a brony when you saw someone looking at My Little Pony porn? Well, I didn't stop. I just wasn't. David exposed. David, you are fucking digging several holes for yourself this episode. No, I was in the cafeteria on my fucking Sejep

and there was a dude looking at My Little Pony porn. Is that it? Yep, go ahead. Cafeteria and my fucking say Shep and there was a dude looking at my little pony porn That it yep go on There was a my favorite like cafeteria story from my community college was there was this kid that would follow me around He looked like ah, you know Matt Smith the guy who played one of the doctors and doctor who are you familiar with him? Imagine Matt Smith fucking a caveman and then the caveman giving birth to some weird abomination. Jesus Christ, Brent. Oh, my God.

This caveman kid. Basically, Casey Neistat. Oh, my God. Basically, Casey Neistat. Casey Neistat, if he... If Casey Neistat fucked Slenderman in turn, then yes. Oh, my God. So this kid wore a bow tie don't dig it deeper you can't

cut it now he was one of those kids that like to talk about his novel he's writing his novel he's he's he's writing his book check out my check out my blog i'm writing my book and he always wanted to talk about like theories about superman to me and i just i didn't care i didn't care so one day i was i was a dumb you know know, it was dumb, like 19 year old. And I'm 24 now. So, of course, I'm much, much less dumb. I was sitting I was sitting in the cafeteria with some people I knew and he was sitting opposite of me. And they were making like they were making really dumb, like Walt Disney hates Jewish people like Walt Disney, anti-Semitic jokes, because that was that was a funny thing because family guy.

Right. And I, I, I was just i was just kind of joining in and he got up from his cafeteria seat he got up from his seat and he screamed this primal scream just up and he took this this little this little plastic bottle of chocolate milk and he screamed again and threw it across the cafeteria and got right up in my face and he said walt disney doesn't fucking hate jewish people you piece of shit and then he walked away next day he talked to me like it never happened he got kicked out because he was working in the cafeteria and he stole like three hundred dollars worth of food from the cafeteria he just walked

out with it all chocolate milk yeah it was it was like one day cafeteria. He just walked out with it. Is it all chocolate milk? Yeah, no. It was like, one day I just saw him walking out with a giant box, like a crate of juice boxes. He was just leaving. Not very sneaky, yeah. No, he did this like five times, just walked out with food and nobody stopped him until like the last time. Brendan, did you finish college?

Or are you like me? I have like 12 credits. I could go back and finish it but I just uh I'm stupid Yeah no need you got a YouTube channel Dude I got a YouTube channel it's gonna keep me fed forever Nah it's cool dude I'll just be a GameStop manager Nah dude just switch to vidme Instead of the GameStop managers conference Oh my god those are so painful switch to Vidme. Instead of the GameStop Managers Conference. Oh my god, those are so painful.

Switch to Vidme, dude. Yeah, dude, be the biggest Vidme-er. Hey, what's up, guys? Welcome to my Vidme channel. Today we're going to be watching 15 episodes of My Little Pony in a row, and if I don't kill myself, I win. Is that what Vidme is? Yeah, definitely. I don't know, dude. I don't go to Vidme. Why is that what you assume Vid Me is?

I don't know. I'm going to start my new channel, Review and React. Review and React. Wow. How new. What a bold new direction I'm going. Jesus Christ. Okay, I couldn't find his fucking Discord, so I just tweeted at him.

Oh, who who Bmask yes have you been looking for that the entire time yes I have his discord I can give it to you if you want what am I some kind of creep what what

hello just I'm sorry did you just straight up, I'm sorry. Did you just straight up tweet, I'm sorry? Yeah, he did. Dude, BMAT's gonna be so spooked. You're scaring the boy. Oh, goddamn. Fucking hell.

Okay, I'm gonna tweet, come back. So wait. Stop. Leave him alone. Okay. So Brendan, you did fucking Popsicle Savior, and you did fucking Let's Plays and that, and then... Wait, did the brony story even finish?

Yeah, that was it. I was just a pretty normal brony. Like nothing special about it. Pretty normal brony. You dyed your hair blue, didn't you? No, that was in high school. Okay, listen. I don't know your fucking life story, Brendan. You're getting your fucking timeline right, dude.

Sorry, but my Brent Daniel timeline is very confusing. Check out Brent Daniel lore. There's fucking several different endings depending which path you take. Whatever you do, don't take the hentai ending don't take

why do you end up meeting david no it's 15 gigabytes of clown fucking what what crown that sounds like a story i i'm terrified of clowns i I have a real clown fear. I have a real, honest to God, clown fear. In high school, recently I asked a bunch of people to not send me pictures of me fucking clowns. So, of course, it incentivized people to send me pictures of me fucking clowns. But back in high school, I hated clowns and I was fucking terrified of them. Senior year of high school, this girl dresses up as a clown. And this girl, like, she always dressed up in the weirdest, like, the weirdest, most realistic costume.

She's this white ginger, just sheer white. Junior year, she dressed up as Little Wayne, blackface and everything. Oh, God. This is Iowa. For, like, a thing or just to do it? For Halloween.

Got it. So, the year after, she dressed up as a clown, but, like, a completely like wig, big floppy shoes, full clown outfit, nose, big clown paint.

And she walked into the choir room and I screamed this shrill scream. And I ran away and I flew over the railing and I landed on top of the table. I broke a table in half like a WWE superstar. Running away from a table in your choir room because a girl clown i was i was terrified dude when i see a clown my fight or flight instincts kick the fuck in why do you reckon that is like i don't know i don't i don't know bad experience with them no i don't know i have no idea i am just actually terrified of clowns. That's interesting.

Like, pictures don't bother me. Videos don't bother me. But real-life clowns bother me. I mean, granted, clowns are pretty fucking terrifying. I don't have that level of phobia of them, though. I think I'm better now. I wouldn't fucking elbow drop a table in the choir room. I think, honestly, part of it was just because also in high school, and I'm a very dramatic person, and I feel like back then I was even worse.

Oh, no, Brendan's a dramatic person. Who would ever guess that? Fucking not me. Back in high school, I was a lot worse. I was a lot, lot more over the top about things. So I feel like that played into part of me running away like a little girl yeah yeah partially for attention yeah i mean yeah i was i was definitely one of those kids that like wanted attention i mean i'm not gonna i'm not gonna lie about that i i'm a lot better about it now but i mean to be on youtube you have to have

a certain amount of like thirst for attention yeah i, I guess, yeah. Unless you're cool and a good YouTuber. Shut up, Brendan. Get your fucking tummy out of my asshole, shut the fuck up. Avery definitely cares about attention, you should see the things that he sends to me. What? What do you mean? What are you even talking about? It's like I'm decently popular, right?

That's not wanting attention. That's being aware of the fact that I'm decently popular on YouTube. That's not the same thing. Oh, fuck off. All of you, fuck off. Avery, Reddit loves you. That's not true. They don't. Avery, Reddit like you. You're just like the guy who read funny things and says relatable things as well.

What? I love the Reddit guy who's like, does anyone else eat? Does anyone else breathe? Does anyone else look in the mirror and say hey, that's me. Whoa. Does anyone else like the taste of their own breath? What are you doing?

How is that relatable sometimes do you look in the fridge and you go wow I don't understand what's happening right now do you look at your he basically say the same thing about video games Avery I don't see the connection

here let me real quick read out I'll read out an Avery review really quick. Hey, everybody, this is an actual review of Grand Theft Auto V. All right, here's the thing. Do you breathe? Because you shouldn't. Whoa, very accurate, I guess. I don't know what to say to that.

Do you breathe? That's my fucking catchphrase. Hey, what's up, everybody? My name's Shammy. Welcome to an actual review. Do you breathe? I mean, welcome to lung theory. Welcome to lung theory.

But that's just a theory. A lung theory. Welcome to lung theory. But that's just a theory. A lung theory. Big tobacco abducts MatPat. Imagine like 1984, but it's 2018, and MatPat has been abducted by the big tobacco industry, and he's just doing propaganda videos that just are him saying smoke smoke propaganda that's terrifying

Smokes don't give you lung cancer and that's a fact Long fact Hot respiratory subscribe for more I'm still confused by the reddit thing I'm still really confused by what you were going for there do you like putting things in your mouth and tasting them

you're just getting back into it I still don't understand what is fucking happening I don't know am I okay am i okay i want to get like i want to get like a box and then fill it with smaller boxes and then i want each box to have a different lock on it and then i want to send it to unbox therapy and then i want him to make a two hour long video of him opening my boxes within boxes like a russian nesting doll except instead of it unbox therapy should have

a channel called unboxing horror where he just unboxes boxes and he they just all have snakes in them what imagine he's like hey there guys i don't know where i thought that was going but that was definitely not the destination i was expecting. Oh, traveling the road with me is like, there's no road at all. You're like pulling the rug from under yourself. Like, you're like starting a fucking conversation and then like ending it. Before anyone has any chance to get involved you immediately derail the conversation and they're like ha take that not what you were expecting no all right but all right so back to unboxing horror imagine if you will there's a black room with a white table and there's a guy with big framed

glasses and he's got a beanie on with a punisher skull on it. And he's got a white striped shirt, a white and black striped shirt, and he's got an iPad in front of him. Yes. He takes the iPad, he throws it away, he pulls out a box that has like the iPad, it's the iPad box, and he opens it and it's full of crabs. That's not a snake. You changed. Crabs aren't scary. It can be any type of reptile. Do you think crabs are reptiles?

No, but I... No, but I wanted to see how you would react to me saying that. But what if instead of crabs it was clowns, but like a bunch of tiny clowns. Oh god, tiny clowns are way scarier than regular clowns. Yeah, they just all swarm out of

the iPad box. Brendan, would you rather fight one clown-sized clown or a hundred smaller clowns? I would rather fight one clown-sized clown, and do I get a machete? No. Yes. Okay, yeah, that's cool. Clowns are immune to machetes anyway.

Is that the rules? Yeah, those are the rules. Check out my new book on the clown cinematic universe. Check out my new book on audible.com. Clowns are immune to machetes. I'm just gonna go clown rules. You know, just call it that. That.

Oh, fuck. Fuck it. Stefan Queens, that. Stefan Queens. It's just gay smut. Quarter smart.

Oh no, it's the clown quarter smart. Okay, but for real though. Because Pennywise. The thing with your spooky unboxings or whatever, I feel like that would actually catch on. And that's the thought of that scares me the thought of unbox horror catching on where you open like a iphone iphone case and then a fucking snake comes out it's all snakes i feel like i made it very clear it's all no not only

is it all snakes or other reptiles like crabs so the jury is fucking out on what this channel is but no, no. But what if it's only once in a while? So like, you need to know if it's going to be like a fucking phone or if it's going to be a bunch of snakes. You open an Android fucking box and it's a bomb you have to defuse. Okay, all right. Imagine this. It's a Samsung.

Well, that'd just be a Samsung Note, wouldn't it? You're sending us even further into the past. I live in Iowa. We're perpetually a year behind on these things. What if he opens a fucking Android box and it's just existential dread?

That's the scariest thing of all. Besides snakes. Did you want to send a cloud for that one? snakes a rim shot i'll rim your shot see but i'd like if unbox horror also had like sometimes the boxes just had snakes or other reptiles in them like like lobsters but also but also imagine there would just be someone in the background in the normal like videos and he'd just be standing there looking directly at the camera. Okay. That's it. That's it. That's it. What is he

dressed like? Wait, what is he dressed like? He's just wearing normal clothes. What's his build? What a normal clothes to you, Brando. He's like a medium build guy and he's wearing sweatpants. He's wearing a My Little Pony t-shirt. 20% cooler. Is that just me?

What, sorry? Is he me? Is that what you asked, Brendan? Yeah, is that just me? Did you wear a 20% cooler shirt? No, but I did. When I went to Hot Topic looking for brony merchandise while I was a brony, the clerk basically talked me into buying a female jacket.

Nice. Do you still have that? No, I donated it to Goodwill. All the toys and memorabilia I had, I gave to my little sister. You know what? Nicely done. Yeah, you did well. You're a good person. You recovered. You landed on your...

I don't want to say feet, but you're tall so knees is fine. Your hooves. You landed on your knees, but you're very tall, so that's fine. You landed on your hooves. Ouch. Ooh, so knees is fine. Your hooves. You landed on your knees, but you're very tall, so that's fine. You landed on your hooves. Ouch. Ooh, my knees. Fuck. My knees hurt from sucking all this dick.

Well. Yeah. We've been going for, like, almost an hour. Are we... What is the plan here? What are we doing? Thanks, everyone. Footless. We should plug our for like almost an hour. Are we? What is the plan here? What are we doing? Thanks, everyone. We should plug our shit.

Plug your shit. Plug your shit. Brendan, you go first. Hey, I'm Brendan Daniel. Check out the Brendan Daniel YouTube channel. You can go there by searching up Brendan Daniel B-movie reading, and then you'll find me, and then you can watch my videos. I suggest watching Top 10 Things I Want to See Mario Possess in Super Mario Odyssey.

Also, you can go to YouTube.com slash Brendan slash Bryn Daniel reads will take you there as well What about your Twitter Twitter? Oh, I have a Twitter. Um Don't go to a Bryn Daniel because that's a weird Canadian company go to a Bryn Daniel H for more terrible terrible terrible things What is Bryn Daniel? Let's look this up right now. Hang on a second. I'm actually, yeah, what is that? Oh, Brendaniel? My name is just Brendan. One of my friends started calling me Brendaniel. No, idiot, that's not what we're talking about. Okay.

No, that's just a project management facilitator. Brendaniel. Oh, wait, what? Oh, it's, oh, Brenda Faye, Brendaniel. Brenda Faye, Brendaniel. Oh, she looks like such a nice lady. She's Canadian. She looks very nice. Oh, wait, what? Oh, it's Brenda Faye, Brenda Daniel. Brenda Faye, Brenda Daniel. Oh, she looks like such a nice lady. She's Canadian. She looks very nice. Brendan, what have you done? Imagine how many people have sent

her shit. Oh, no. She blocks a lot of people. Poor nice lady. She looks so nice. Why would you do this? Oh, man. All right.

Is that it? Do you want to plug your Twitch too, Brendan? Oh, yeah. I've been streaming a ton at twitch.tv slash Brendaniel. Usually have a pretty good time and we talk about cool things. That's Brendaniel Reads, Brendaniel H, and Brendaniel. Figure out which one goes where. Fucking Cameron.

But not on Twitter. Don't ruin her life. Don't ruin her life. Please leave Brenda alone hashtag save Brenda Cameron go uh yo you can follow me on Twitter at SuperSneakSheep I tweet occasionally

and that's about it I'm you gonna go David did you forget I'm brain farted so hard your name is david my name is david i'm sir meow music on twitter on twitch on soundcloud on spotify it's just sir meow i'm shammy i'm shammy tv on youtube that's my link i I'm just Shammy. Stop calling me Shammy TV.

Shammy TV on Twitter and ShammyYT on Twitch. For some fucking reason, I got Twitch affiliate despite never fucking streaming. Go sub. You can sub to me on Twitch. I might stream. Who fucking knows? That's pretty much it.

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Link. Hades podcast. It's linked in the description. It's linked in the description. There's different stores. There's US and there's Canada. The UK store didn't accept us because they hate us. What is happening?

What the f***? What? Oi, no sweets. F***. F***.