Please Stop Talking - The Game Awards 2017 | Please Stop Talking

Episode Date: December 13, 2017

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Please buy us coffee. We're dying We're losing money Welcome to the podcast Hey, whoa, you guys about to start talking before anyone knows who you are? Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of the Please Stop Talking Podcast. I am your host, Avery, but you might know me better as Shammy. I'm joined today, as always, by my lovely friend, David. I'm not Shammy's friend anymore.

Kyle. Hey-o. And Cameron. Hey, what's up? Today, this episode, we're going to be talking about the Game Awards, and PunkDuck was also supposed to be here, but we think he's asleep.

Are you really? Wow. Wow, way to fucking out him. He's finishing his new How to Hurt video isn't he? He's finishing How to Hurt. Out tomorrow. Out tomorrow. So that's why he couldn't be here.

Poor Ed. Love you Ed. No I don't. Explain what we're talking about today? The Game Awards? You just said the Game Awards. So we're gonna talk about the Game Awards. We're gonna go through all of the Game Awards chronologically, I think.

I guess, yeah. Are we? I feel like that's a good way to do it. I don't remember the chronological order. Well, luckily for you, I took notes. Kyle's the only one who took notes. Kyle's the only one who took notes. So Kyle's in charge of this podcast.

You're the king of time. The time king. Of the Game Awards. You're the Jeff Keighley of this. The meme god and the time lord. You're the Jeff Keighley of the podcast. Oh, that's an insult.

Don't smile ever. It's uncomfortable. Well, I don't know. What did Jeff Keighley do apart from the game awards? Like, um, he's that, you remember that video of him with like the fucking stack of doritos and mountain dorito pope yeah oh it's jeff with the

it's jay off oh shut up he's one of the classic geoffs one of the famous geoffs. Oh, my laptop's open. Let's make some noise. Oh. He's a Canadian video game journalist. Hey, he's your guy. I thought he was an actor, but apparently he's just a game journalist. You thought he was an actor? Why? His eyes look so sad. He wouldn't be able to do many happy rolls. Jesus Christ.

Only sad rolls. Can we talk about the awards? Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, before we talk about the awards, can we talk about the awards? Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, before we talk about the awards, can we talk about the chick who played the electric cello? Because, like, she was... Bad. What? Why would you bring that up?

That's so weird. That's how you want to start? That's how you want to start? No, no, no. What I meant to say was... What has gotten into you lately? What I meant to say was best narrative was the first award No, I wasn't

Are we gonna let him get away I mean I don't want to dwell on it. It's kind of weird, okay Okay, just a little man. I've never seen one. Trending Gamer. The first award was Trending Gaming. You've never seen one? What, a woman? No, an electric cello. That's not what you commented on, though. That's not what you commented on. At all.

I'm very entertained right now. Are you eating something? Yeah, I'm eating a cookie. What the fuck? What's happening? I don't know. Trending Gamer was it? What the fuck? What's happening? Trending Gamer was the... What the fuck?

No, shut up. What? Trending Gamer was the first award that was announced that night. Was it? And it was premeditated because Dr. Disrespect was just standing on the stage waiting for his award. You don't know. Maybe that's where his seat was. He bought the seat on the X.

I did not see that part. What the fuck? That was in the pre-show. That was see that part what the fuck that wasn't the pre-show that was pre-show oh it was in the pre-show okay don't worry cameron didn't see that part either hey no i re-watched it fuck you cameron was a snoozy boy during the game awards look man don't even everyone's sleeping on the job and then yeah sorry for me sleeping on the game awards so Dr. Disrespect one best gamer fuck the Oscars am I right oh we'll get to that

yeah Dr. Disrespect one trending gamer which I was kind of disappointed with who was he up against Steven Spahn Mike Shroud Clint Lexa Well it's because his name is Mike

I was going to say Mike his last name, I can't pronounce that I got you And Andrea Rene Who did you guys Who did you want to win Cameron? I want Steven Spahn I don't know who he is

I'm okay with Dr. Dis don't know who he is. I'm okay with Dr. Disrespect. Dr. Disrespect is pretty great. The thing about it, he's like, it's just, I don't know. I don't really watch streams. It was a completely fan-voted award. Yeah, it was fan-voted. It made sense why he won.

Yeah, it's a popularity contest. It's whatever. Power to him. He seems like a great dude. Yeah. The other award that they gave in the pre-show actually there was more than one there was like a billion there was three in the pre-show that he just lost it that's what david said there was a billion cameron you're misinformed no there were like a bunch they they were like okay so they they talked about best score and then they were like okay so let's just let's just name a bunch of other were like okay so they they talked about best score and then they were like okay so

let's just let's just name a bunch of other ones like this this this this this and then yeah that was fucking the way they presented the so the way they announced the awards was weird because after you won one award they announced every award that that game won yeah yeah why would you do it that way i mean i know why they did it that way. They needed more time to inform us about eBay.com slash gaming. And Uber eats McDonald's. Did you guys check out eBay.com slash gaming? Did you see that 4K

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okay so best score was won by near automata which is good perfect for me it was either near automata or persona 5 the third one that they announced in the pre-show I don't remember perfect yeah good perfect it was I for me it was either Nier Automata or Persona 5 the third one that they announced

in the pre-show I don't remember cause they literally fuck any discussion about the music of Nier Automata okay what was the third one we're not gonna get through this yeah Jesus

are we fucking speeding through it Christ we're worse than the actual Game Awards yeah did you guys not play Nier Automata I haven't yet I have

I have okay I played it it's got really played it the music is so fucking good and near one has better music in my opinion which is crazy because the music in near automata is so fucking good cuphead could have won though yeah the copy could have won i feel like uh persona was a good nominee as well and destiny 2 i don't get um yeah disney 2 had good music but i don't think it's on the level of like the other nominees destiny 2 is like good at everything but not more than good not great at anything not great at anything yeah so like yeah they were

nominated for and everything pretty much. They won nothing, right? Absolutely nothing. I don't think they won anything. They didn't win anything, no. They did not. Yeah. What is this PS3 console that has this weird metal finish? What the fuck is this?

What are you looking at? You're looking at eBay.com slash video games. Yeah. I gotta get in the headspace. I'm tired. I gotta remember what was going on i don't remember i don't remember what i don't remember what the other one was so let's think it might have been no it was mobile game wasn't it and it was oh it was japanese it was chinese

game and then it was a mobile game yeah chinese game and mobile game so wait was the award actually for best chinese game or yes yeah yeah oh yeah because uh there's gaming game awards they have a different market it's um yeah okay i think it was the first time the game awards were streamed live in china something like that jeff keely kept on mentioning china yeah and i think it's like jx3 yeah j, JX3. Please, HD. It's high definition. Sorry, sorry, sorry. And the mobile game was Monument Valley 2,

which I haven't played either of those, so I've got no clue. That's also a Chinese game. Monument Valley? Mm-hmm. Oh, cool. Yeah, I had that same revelation while we were watching it. If only you were there.

God. God damn it. I mean, I can't talk a lot about mobile games at all. I can't either. I can't talk a lot about most of the Game Awards. We can talk about the world premiere that happened during the pre-show as well, which was World War Z. Wait, they're making a game out of that? I not see that did you not watch the game I didn't watch the pre-show the pre-show Cameron you

found out about it after the fact to shut the fuck up yeah Cameron oh yeah oh guys it's my friend yeah they're making a world was a game but it's not based on the book it's based on the movie which is disappointing more like world war y oh my god next topic

okay I have a question do you guys just want to steamroll through the awards just list them off and then just have like a round table general discussion about it because currently this feels like completely complete cluster of fuck

so we want to list off who won every award and then and then just have a general discussion about the game awards because that seems like it would make more sense are we going to ignore the premieres until the end then? are we going to hold what sorry? so we're not going to list off all the premier're talking about I don't even remember what the fuck

premiered outside of World War why this okay so this part in the video we're gonna just leave me go through the fucking awards, okay? Do you want me to just go through it? I'm having a stroke. Let the dude with the accent do it. Hey, hey. Go through from bottom to top so we end on best game. Okay. Okay. So, start off with... What the fuck was that?

Best debut indie. Yeah, best debut indie game, which presented by Chic Hydro. Where was the vibe? Rest in peace. Rest in peace, Hydro Bot. Hydro Bot. You've gone but not forgotten. And that went to- Cameron-

I'm genuinely sad. I'm expecting Cameron to cosplay as Hydro Bot at some point. That would be so lit. I swear to God. I want to find the original costume. All right, but anyway, the award went to Cuphead, and then Best Esports Team was Cloud9. Best Esports Player was Cloud9. Best esports player was

Faker. FAKER! Best esports game was Overwatch. Best student game Level Squared. Best independent game Cuphead. Most anticipated game presented by McCafe. The Last of Us Part 2.

The fucking vitriol in your voice when you said that. Best sports slash racing game, Forza Motorsport 7. Wait, did you just gloss over Best Multiplayer? Uh, no. We're reading different...

Oh, well... No, you glossed over... Can you link the list that you're reading so we can all... Maybe someone else glossed over Beast Multiplayer as well Oh fuck That's not going to make any sense

To anyone who didn't watch the award They forgot to announce This one at the award show But anyway Beast Multiplayer went to Pubga Player Unknown's Battlegrounds This strategy game went to Mario plus Rabbids Kingdom

This family game Super Mario Odyssey Odyssey 2 This fighting game Odyssey 2 Can we skip fighting game because we're going to have a long discussion about fighting game because you are very passionate about this let's talk about fighting game at the end i might kill somebody

this rpg went to persona 5 yeah this action adventure game went to the legend of zelda breath of the wild this action game went to wolfenstein 2 the new colossus this vr game slash ar game went to risen evil 7 biohazard this handheld game metroid samus returns best mobile game we said this ongoing game of watch oh i said two again games for impact uh hellblade sinua's sacrifice yeah boy uh best performance melina urigan says sinua hellblade jesus fucking christ Senua's Sacrifice Yee boy Best Performance Melina Yurigan Says Senua Hellblade

Jesus Fucking Christ Kyle Oh Jesus Best Audio Design Went to Hellblade Oh my god Best Jesus

Kyle are you gonna make it? Best Art Direction Went to Cuphead Best Narrative What Remains of Edith Finch Best Game Direction The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild And Game of the Year And finally head uh best narrative what remains of edith finch best game direction the legend of zelda breath of the wild and finally last last but maybe least the legend of zelda also really haven't even played that game question for kyle question for you kyle

is how late your child that you are currently giving birth to? Because what the fuck was that? I just, you know. I'm just, yeah, I'm really I'm okay with most of these awards. Most of these awards I feel like were pretty good. I'm sure the one you're most okay with is the best fighting

game. Okay, do we want to go from bottom to top and see which ones we want to talk about? No, I want to talk about no I want to I want to talk about game of the year cause I have you guys played any of these David's gotta take

David's gotta take I played most of the nominees apart from the Nintendo games I played I've played all of these

except Horizon Zero Dawn I've only played PUBG and I'm very sad I've played about 10 minutes of Odyssey, so, like, you know, I was qualified. Fuck.

Yeah, I played about 10 minutes of Zelda. Am I even a game reviewer? Out of all these five games, well, these five games, there's one that I didn't play, so it's Horizon. So if I were to say what my best game was, I would have said Persona 5. Persona 5. The weeb said Persona 5 Persona 5

The weeb likes Persona 5 That's incredibly incredibly funny When I saw Persona 5 Every time I saw Persona 5 I could only think of David and I'm like he really wants this to win even though I don't know if it deserves to win The weeb musician really likes Persona 5 It's fucking shocking

It has anime It has music It's got red and the black The black It has anime. It has music. Whoa. It's got red and the black. The red, the black. The red, the black, the masquerade. Yikes. David, I thought you would have chosen Super Mario Odyssey because of that lovely jazz singer.

Oh, okay. Can we talk about that shit? Can we talk about the fucking orchestra they got and the orchestra the orchestra the electric cello no let's not we're not talking please kyle we allowed you to get away from it why are you bringing it back i don't know the medley the medley they made it was so bad it was just fucking atrocious it sounded terrible because of the fucking wailing guitars they were just fucking screeching and there were like no transitions it was just hard cut hard cut hard cut it was so bad I thought it was terrible

I felt like when they were when they were like presenting all the award or like all the nominees for game of the year like the orchestra was I feel like they spent like 20 minutes on Mario Odyssey and the fact that they brought a singer out was like they were really pushing for it I don't know it was weird did they brought a singer out was like they were really pushing for it. I don't know.

It was weird. Did they bring a singer out? Did they bring a singer out? They brought out a blonde girl kid. Did you notice how far she was able to get from the microphone without any noticeable dip? I know. I first noticed it when she started snapping. I'm like, I guess I wouldn't be able to hear the

snapping, but like... It was absolutely bullshit yeah no the the when she started singing i was actually like freaking out because i was like this woman is the most incredible voice i've ever heard in my life it's almost like somebody spent 20 hours in pro tools trying to make her sound yeah fucking god yeah so and then yeah that's pretty much that's pretty much what happened because like we were hours in pro tools trying to make her sound like a fucking god. Yeah. That's pretty much what happened. We realized halfway through, David was just like,

she's lip syncing. She was really good at it because it fooled a couple people on Twitter. Yeah. I'm upset. That was stupid. I i don't know i don't know why they lips i don't know why they did that i assume she's got like some fucking chords yeah and it's actually like the singer oh yeah it's so weird so fucking weird what would they do that

look man no mistakes on the Game Awards floor. They wouldn't allow anybody to, you know, just get up there while they're drunk or anything like that. I know, but... He's not drunk. Yes, he is. He was so drunk, dude. He was wasted.

He was fucking gone. For context. Dude, okay, but see, the thing is, he looked exactly... He seemed exactly like he did on E3 to me. No. And he was just as fucking nutty, except for the whole, like, screaming. I disagree.

Should we introduce this? Are we going to talk about it now? Yeah. So, for anyone who didn't watch the Game Awards and has not heard... What's his name? Joseph Fares. The guy... what's the fucking developer, what's the studio's name? Hazelight

the director of Hazelight the head of Hazelight he went on for an extended segment in which he talked to Jeff Keighley in the Keighley booth the Keighley corner about a way out and he went on a he didn't really. About a way out. And he went on a...

He didn't really talk about a way out. He went on an allegedly drunk tirade about how much he likes being in the video games business and fuck the Oscars. Fuck the Oscars. Fuck the Oscars. Fuck the Oscars. Essentially, it went something like he talked...

He was like, oh my God, you guys, first of all, let's talk about the Game Awards. And this is... Fuck the Oscars essentially it went something like he talked he was like oh my god you guys first of all let's talk about the game awards and this is fuck the Oscars this is so much better than that

shit can we curse can we curse and he's like this is the end and he's like fuck the Oscars and then

all the audience is like clapping and then he's just like fuck dude this is fucking hilarious he said something

so funny but he's my fucking hero he um he's my goddamn hero he talked about ea because he was like he's like fuck all that no no literally he was like fuck all that shit about micro transactions man you know every publisher makes mistakes but they've been very good to me. They've been very good to me. And then he says something that I'm pretty sure he shouldn't have been saying,

where he's like, they're giving me all of the profits and all of the team. We get all of the compensation. I'm like, this sounds like business stuff that you should not be saying on a stage. He got in trouble.

There's no way he's not in trouble. At the beginning, I thought he was definitely going to shit talk EA I think this is really really good publicity for a way out honestly like without a doubt a way out looks fucking great a way out is like one of my most anticipated games it's uh

my most anticipated game sponsored by McCafe I think it looks amazing but I'm also like I a part of me really wants it to be bad because of how much he doesn't talk about the game and just says he loves it what what is your what's your problem what's wrong with you just because all he says is like i love this game i love this game and he's dude he's passionate about it he wants the game to be fuck that guy

how dare he have confidence in that thing he's been working on for three years the fucking grey blob of clay I mean he's just being such an idiot everywhere and it's like he didn't call me a gamer one time he was an idiot once Kyle

well he seemed exactly the same at E3 although he wasn't screaming fuck the Oscars he was just the way he talked about it not even slightly the same at E3, although he wasn't screaming, fuck the Oscars. No way. Just the way he talked about it. Exactly the same as E3. Not even slightly the same. The most interesting thing that happened at EA's press conference at E3 was A Way Out got revealed

and fucking Jesse Wellens completely falling apart on camera. Like, those are the only two things interesting that happened at EA's press conference during E3. I would remember if this happened. Yeah, I mean, he wasn't as obnoxious, but I feel like he said the exact same things. I'm just like, I love this game.

I wouldn't even call him obnoxious. He was fucking hilarious. Yeah, I fucking love that. I'm gonna get a way out because he doesn't give a shit. You have no allies here, Kyle. Quick thing about a way out. I don't know if you guys, or you guys wouldn't have noticed this because it's way too loud they also announced the fact that um you only need to buy one copy of a way out to play it with two people

no matter yeah even online online even online wow yeah he announced it in a trailer awesome well see that's the thing like the i think keely announced that or something. And Kyle wants it to fail. Yeah, Kyle wants this game to be like the deepest sea. I know, I thought that was cool. Keeley announced that. He likes games as a service. And then what's his face was gonna... Fuck you, Kyle. Fuck you, Kaelin. Sorry. Sorry to derail you. Kyle, sorry sorry continue talking about how you want a way out to fail

miserably and how you want hazelight to go out of business all right i'm i'm now buying 10 copies of a way out so 20 people can play very generous of you yeah you know how would that work like if you have an origin account you can just invite somebody and they can join yeah probably yeah it's either that or they give you two keys in the box oh yeah that might be oh i guess i guess actually i mean then i don't know that's look i can send you to the trailer if you want uh you'll watch it after the podcast yeah watch it often yeah we'll just fill you full we will just fill y'all's heads full of misinformation in the meantime it's what we do best what did you guys think about best ongoing game being

Overwatch Warframe all of the nominees were Warframe should have won Warframe should have won over Overwatch Warframe got a complete Warframe got completely fucking overhauled Warframe or Siege Warframe or Siege.

Warframe or Siege should have won. Also, I kind of hated how Destiny 2 was up there. Yeah, because it's not really ongoing, is it? It's not even ongoing. It came out like fucking what? Same with PUBG. Two months ago? It came out in September. Oh, but they're already releasing DLC!

Yeah, and the DLC was shit. And it ruined the game and fuck Destiny also the other thing is that PUBG isn't an ongoing game if it hasn't been officially released yet PUBG has not

are you okay it was a nominee it was a nominee Kyle people are going to be too distracted by me saying PUBG to hear your creepy comments about the electric cello you want a way out to fail alright I keep on bringing up the celloist because

at this point I don't want it to be dented it out you ain't safe no PUBG and Destiny 2 both should not have been nominated destiny 2 is not ongoing and pub g is not going yet yeah it's really crazy to me i think overwatch winning ongoing game is ridiculous i think that's i think that's upsetting to warframe literally fucking completely completely different game now i haven't not even i haven't played it but i'm familiar a bit with

like how insane the overhaul that was released this year for free was it's it's been three years as well or four years sorry it's been four years this game has been like alive and like people still play it's in the top 10 constantly of most play yeah yeah i'm actually uh after, after seeing all the stuff about it at Game Awards, I'm actually going to start playing it after I finish this video. I thought that was really cool how they did the fan-made trailers. I was surprised.

I thought, I was like, they're going to win for sure. They have so many fucking ads. And then Overwatch won and they got a tribute because tribute to overwatch what the fuck overwatch one by nature of the fact that it's overwatch if like overwatch getting nominated for something means it's gonna win okay but if warframe wasn't up there do you think overwatch would win no siege, it would be Siege. Yeah. It should

be Siege. It should have been Warframe and if it wasn't going to be Warframe, it should have been Siege. Actually, GTA Online has been pretty good as well. There's like a huge fallout for that still. I don't know. I don't play that game. I mean, I don't play it either, but like I know that David got banned from GTA Online because he used

the Discord overlay on it. Yeah. Are you serious? I used the Discord overlay on it yeah i used the discord overlay they banned me and then they never revoked it yes that's why david doesn't play that game there's such fucking cunts i fucking hate hope it fails hope it fails uh i mean i don't have a lot to say about a lot of these i don't have a lot to say about best handheld game i haven't played any of these best action game surprised the fuck out of me i think best action game surprised the fuck out of everyone i think everyone was expecting cuphead to take that yeah i was thinking neo i was hoping for neo i was thinking if i had to list it in expectations i would literally go cuphead

neo prey destiny 2 wolf and sight 2 that isthe 2. That is the order I would have expected. I don't think Prey... I don't think Prey should have won. That's not me listing in the order of what I think should have won. That would have been my order of expectation. Prey got nominated for Best Action

Game. That already doesn't make sense. Not really an action game. That's what I'm saying. It already doesn't make sense yeah really an action game that's what i'm saying that's what he's saying already doesn't make literally a ring no but like i don't know he doesn't he you know good point hope it fails okay i'll talk to you guys wow kyle aren't you psyched? Best RPG? Persona 1? I think it should have been...

It should have been Divinity. Divinity. Divinity should have won. I think Persona should have won. Yeah, I know. We all know you don't like Divinity. We all know you don't like Divinity, David. Oh my god, don't say that on podcast.

I already did. And I'm going to bring it up three more times so you can't edit it out i know your tricks i'm gonna change the divinity with he's literally typing down the time code right now david if you edit it out i'm making it the pinned comment oh fuck off you won't do that you really think i won't do you have any idea how easy that is can i fucking explain why though because people are gonna work feel free that's why it's a roundtable discussion you're free to talk man okay i didn't like divinity because i don't think i'm playing it right yeah and that pretty much david just doesn't he david is like i don't understand this

play this game i can't play that game i put i'm still stuck on the first island because i don't know what i'm doing like i'm talking to people and when i get into combat i get fucking destroyed on easy so wait really hopeless right now david do you want me to come play with you and we'll i can like help you out? Not even joking. Yeah, that game is actually really fun. No, genuinely, that game is really fun co-op. Okay, because the thing is, it's the same thing with me

and Prey. I had a really hard time with Prey and then I was talking to people. I was like, I'm playing this like an action game, but I feel like I shouldn't and they just fucking told me by the way, if you say okay okay he's not flustered he's not flustered okay motherfuckers if you fucking say get good to somebody who just wants tips and tricks i hope you get fucking cucked mid coitus you mother you fucking didn't tell

hey well David David while you're in this headspace do you want to talk about the best

fighting game winner yeah while David's worked up and trying not to yell David what do you hope happens to all

the judges who voted for Injustice 2 over whatever other game I think they're fucking normies. I think they're fucking normies. You care explaining why you don't care for Injustice 2,

a game you haven't played? What? I did play it. Oh, you did? Alright, never mind. Yes, I absolutely did play it. You almost got shot in that moment. It's not bad. Shot by the anime police. Okay, let me start by saying injustice 2 is a great game it's a great game but tekken 7 came out this year and tekken 7 hear me out

hear me out shut the fuck up hear me out. Shut the fuck up. Hear me out. Best game ever made. I don't know if I agree with that. Shut the fuck up. Okay. Best game of the year for three years. Best game of the year in arcades in Japan. Best game of the year in console. Best game of the year in console again.

Three years in a row. Tekken 7 best game. Amazing. Let me tell you something. Everybody should get Tekken 7 best game amazing let me tell you something everybody should get Tekken everybody because it's so fucking good it is so fucking phenomenal jokes aside

Tekken 7 is actually really fucking great I don't play fighting games but I've been playing Tekken 7 it's a great game it's a great game for a beginner for fighting games. I didn't know anything about fighting games. I watched one tournament with David and Ed, and I immediately bought Tekken 7,

and I've been playing it with them pretty consistently ever since. And it's a ton of fun. It's super easy if you just want to get into fighting games. You can just get in without like if you just want to keep it casually keep it casual you can still have fun you can like mash buttons and do like flashy shit if you want to really go deep in that shit you can it's a fucking rabbit hole that never fucking ends like it is so fucking good it should have won best game of the year basically not just best fighting game it should have won best game because it year. Not just best fighting game. It should have won best game.

Because it's really fucking good. Noctis, okay, but... That was a really ambiguous reaction to Noctis right there. I'm not going to lie. Look, I want legacy characters. And I think it's weird that Noctis was announced. And I don't like it that much because he looks bad anyways i could talk for about this for hours let's change noctis before

mocagen so can i talk about like a few of the their words that were really good i felt like they got a lot of them i mean i i'm incorrect is not a like a fucking way to say that but like in my opinion i think like with a lot of their words Yeah, a lot of the words Yeah, more than I because I saw your Hellblade was gonna get snubbed like a hundred He just yeeted You fucking reverted back to like a fucking crow magnum like what are you doing i don't know i you know i like in my notes i like wrote up like half the pages just fuck yeah like every time hellblade one

take the screen cap because hellblade one okay hellblade one best audio design games for impact and best performance which is 100 should have taken absolutely that game is so phenomenal what I loved about Melina when she won best performance that she went up in her mocap suit that was so cool not only that the second thing she said

I'm not even an actress I'm a video editor and I'm like fucking amazing but also imagine all the actresses and actors that were like fuck yeah that was amazing i'm so happy hell get hellblade idiot i haven't played it yet yeah get hellblade all of us have played it but avery but like it's it's seriously one of my favorite games of all time everyone should buy it and it's on sale right now for uh it's probably not gonna be on sale it. And it's on sale right now for... It's probably not going to be on sale by the time... It's not going to be on sale.

It was 25% off, but I might not be on. I mean, isn't it like $40? It's $30 US. It'll probably go on sale during the winter sale. Yeah. It is an amazing game. It's worth it. It's 100% worth it for its price.

Like, 100%. You play it for four hours. And if it goes on sale in the winter sale, everyone should fucking pick it up. It is not four hours. It's like seven hours. I don't know what you're saying. Yeah, it for 4 hours and if it goes on sale in the winter sale everyone should fucking pick it up it is not 4 hours it's like 7 hours it's 7 hours of an amazing story and I'm looking to play it again this winter break to be honest

I kind of have an itch I think ARMS 2 should have won I think ARMS should have won this fighting game that's what I thought was gonna win I'm not gonna lie you thought arms was gonna win? no absolutely not Injustice had it yeah I think it's because

people are normies and western yeah it's like what are you gonna vote for really the one with Superman or the one with the bear exactly they probably saw the bear and were with the bear where you can watch a bear fight a fucking fat dude or the one where you can watch batman fight superman that's never gone poorly

it's a fucking irrelevant joke what am i doing oh shit fuck yeah fuck yeah i was actually that wasn't a woohoo that was just like me like doing the H for like fucking throwing my pencil while doing it I was very happy with the best narrative winner as well being What Remains of Edith Finch I think that was really well deserved see unfortunately that was the first one I saw

and then I saw Helblin go up and then I saw it lose so I was a little upset but I haven't played Edith Finch Kyle What Remains of Edith Finch, Kyle. No, I haven't. I think this is fucking contentious opinion. I think fucking walking simulators are valid as games.

How dare you! Shut up. I feel like What Remains of Edith Finch is a perfect example of how to do a walking simulator because it is um there has always been an argument against walking simulators um a lot of them in which or it's just like why not make a movie um and that does make sense that's a valid argument for a lot of them um but they're the specific games that i can think of where i don't think

that argument applies are what remains of edith finch and like the stanley parable what remains of edith finch would absolutely not fucking work as anything no way stanley as a movie it wouldn't work as a book it wouldn't work as a fucking mini series nothing it's just remains of edith finch is really good as just it has to be a try it out and it is a game i that's a fucking hill i'm willing to die on what remains of edith finch is a game it's it's also it probably has the best writing of any best narrative at least of any game and it definitely deserved it i'd say even over hellblade it's probably more well written even though i'd say hellblade's probably a better experience in my opinion but like i haven't played hellblade but then again that's just my opinion well yeah

you're the only one who's played both yeah no what remains of edith finch i don't know anyone who's played that game and who has not done a cry. Yeah, it's a cry game. No, that's a very, very, very fucking good game. It's a cry boy game? It's a sad boy game? It's a sad boy game. If I play it, will I start a SoundCloud rap career?

Oh. Shut up. As opposed to a SoundCloud whatever you've got going on right now, career. Yeah, I was going to say you're more susceptible. SoundCloud, whatever the fuck you got going on right now, career. Thank you, Kyle. If you want me to repeat something you said earlier on this podcast.

For the people in the back. Cello. Hope it fails. I think best debut indie game should have been Hollow Knight. Whoops. Haven't played it. I don't play video games. I'm a fraud. I'm a fake gamer girl. It's funny because when I first saw they go out, I was like,

oh, so they just had to pay people to go up against Cuphead, didn't they? And then I saw Hollow Knight and I'm like, actually. No, Hollow Knight and Slime Ranch are really popular games. Slime Ranch was super popular. Also, I thought it was so cool. I thought it was so cool that Studio MDHR, like, one of the guys was like,

enter your pockets for the other games because they're all fucking amazing. Yeah, that was really cool of him. That was really cool of him. The boys at Studio MDHR are very good boys. Yeah. I don't know. I thought it was weird to see a golfing game up there.

Golf Story is supposed to be really fucking good. Apparently it's not that much of a golf game. Yeah, it's more of an RPG. It's a golf game, but it's an RPG. Yeah, it's more of an RPG. But it's also a golf game for some reason. That's weird, but cool. I've heard nothing but good things about Golf Story.

I've heard nothing but good things about Golf Story I've heard nothing but good things about Hollow Knight I've heard mostly really good things about Cuphead and I've played Cuphead what the fuck am I talking about you've played Cuphead I've played Cuphead I've heard mostly good things about Cuphead Cuphead is very good

I don't know about Mr. Shifty though I don't know that game at all it looks a lot like Hotline Miami but I need to play it before it passes any kind of judgment. Yeah. When they announced Best Strategy Game, they did it in one of those rapid-fire bursts of announcements, right? So I don't even know who would go up against Mario, Rabbids Kingdom, and Best Strategy Game. Two fun games, apparently.

X-Con 2, War of the Chosen, Tooth and Tail, Warhammer 2, and Halo Wars. I love that that's everyone's reaction. Like, Mario Rabbids Kingdom Battle is the one that won, but everyone gets to Halo Wars 2

and goes, Yeah, no, I don't... Like, why the fuck did Mario Rabbids Kingdom win? I was like, huh, maybe only five strategy games were released this year. They had to fucking fit one in. I mean, there's a lot of strategy

games that came out, but they're all under the radar. From all I've heard, Tooth and Tail should have won, is what I've been hearing. It's like, kind of, way more... But I have heard very good things about Mario and Rabbids. I've heard Tooth and Tail is really inventive

yeah that's what I've heard as well it looks so good it's also gorgeous the pixel art in it is fucking gorgeous I didn't think it was pixel art because of the cover art and then I saw it and I was like whoa it's really really well done pixel art

Total War Warhammer 2 I've heard is really really really good. We missed a war. We just went Total War War... Oh, wait, 2. No, I haven't played that. Did I just say Total War Warhammer 2? We did the same thing.

Total War Warhammer 2. I think that's what people call it. Who cares? Who fucking cares? XCOM 2 War of Chosen, have you played it? I haven't played it. You both have? No. I have not. Oh, no, you haven't played it you both have? no

I plan on getting it soon because I'm going through and doing another XCOM campaign and then after that I want to play War of the Chosen so maybe for Christmas I've heard good things I've heard War of the Chosen is pretty much a new game the thing is I heard really fucking good things about Mario Rabbids Kingdom Battle as well

see I haven't heard anything from anyone I from anyone good things I haven't heard really good things I've heard it's good I haven't heard it's like it's calm but with a lot more movement like oh yeah and also all the characters have really unique abilities as well this one so which sounds good fucking weird that exists it is yeah do you remember the guy going up at E3? He was so passionate about it. Yeah, what a hero. Hope it fails.

Okay. Best family game. I didn't play any of these. They're all Nintendo games, so we haven't touched any of them. Sonic Mania is a Nintendo game, yeah. I played a... Oh, shit. It's the only non-Nintendo game, yeah. I played a... Oh, shit. It's the only non-Nintendo game, Avery.

What do you know? Yeah. Hey, Cameron, I'm going to have to ask you to go to dictionary.com and look up the word all. Want to know what happened to that game? Didn't win. Did it. Irrelevant.

Fuck. I... Have any of you guys played Super Mario Odyssey at all? No. I guess Sonic Forces. I haven't played any of these games. Oh, wait. I have played Super Mario. played Super Mario Odyssey at all? No. I haven't played any of these games. Apart from Mario Kart. What am I fucking talking about? I don't know, David.

I did play a bit of Super Mario Odyssey like two days ago at a bar. My friend brought over a Switch and I played a little bit of it and it's actually like really fun for like 20 minutes I got to play. It's okay. Oh David. I don't like okay No, it's cuz I don't like platformers that much. Yeah fair enough

If you don't like platformers a really good platformers probably just seemed like they were really great. I was like middle of a sentence holy shit the thought came and I was like it's fine really I was like Avery told me to add something I better do it while he's talking are there any more awards we want to talk about

does anyone remember what all they announced because we're almost out of awards to talk about. I've got a thing up here, I think. Death Stranding. Oh yeah, that Death Stranding trailer. That was a nice trailer. That was the one with Daryl Dix.

Daryl. Daryl, my friend. And the funky fetus. You beat me to it. It's fun to say gonna it's fun to say it's really fun to say Norman Reedus and the funky fetus it is yeah really quick did Ed send you the fucking

video where it's Jimmy Neutron and he does brain blast think think think and then it goes in his ear and then it cuts to the fucking baby in Norman Reedus' stomach I love it's so fucking weird it's i really weird and weird and i really like go ahead sorry i was gonna say i really like the way kojima directs like action in his in his uh yeah that trailer was really well directed

he does it he films all the stuff as if someone was actually on the ground shooting it handheld so like and i've got i've i'm just trying to think of like the technical boundaries that must be like present to get the like the shake looking well and all of that shit like it's crazy to me amazing how good it's really beautiful and like i like it a lot those weird back things are awesome i like how you can see in the background when like if you look at the rain yeah that's what i was gonna say the fact that you can see the invisible creatures because of the rain i thought that was really i thought that was really neat and they were present from the beginning of the video i

looked back at it you can see them in the background of the video that's really cool so fucking cool i fucking love kojima so fucking i'm about to lose so much cred i've never played a kojima game but i'm i don't know if i'm really interested in have you got metal gear solid they're weird you ever played metal gear solid no all right uh try mgs revenge it's a kojima game did kojima work no it's okay well he he helped out with the story a little bit but he didn't make any of the the actual choices yeah i didn't think so that's why i asked um but fucking um i'm really interested in death stranding it looks yes yeah it's got i have no idea what it's gonna be i don't have any idea what it's gonna be i'm excited yeah do you reckon they're actually

even gonna show gameplay before they release it that would be cool if they didn't i would because i'd be fucking ballsy that'd be ballsy as hell yeah uh anyone excited for vacation simulator damn it oh shit about that one a jinx i could talk you want me a kiss on the lips talked about how fucking not dating not dating simulator fucking talked about how vacation simulator sounds like something from a dystopian novel yeah i know and then i immediately realized that that's part of the fucking surges lore wait really it is that's right yeah it is i have no clue there's a fucking what do you mean david you didn't get to that part what in the what i read a thing i'm sorry you read a thing why did you read a thing about the surge who are you

avery what the fuck's your deal dude i can do what i'm okay no i was like what's the story to this and then i read a fucking plot synopsis suck a dick dude okay sorry you guys excited for bloodborne 2 oh you mean shadow tower you mean you mean from cart the trailer that from cart dude who's was that your idea david from cart yes from cart from cart is the best idea you've ever had in your fucking life you want to explain it okay you've heard of bloodborne cart get ready for from cart it's a cart it's a cart racing game where you play as various characters from all of from software shut up shut Matt. Can you imagine how much From would knock it out of the park with a

kart racer, though? It's the Dark Souls of kart racers. You can't drive your car. Oh my god. Oh, that would be lit. I want it so bad. Yeah. No, but the

From Software trailer that could be any of From's IPs or maybe a new IP, who knows? no the from the from software trailer that could be any of from's IPs or maybe a new IP who knows let's make 70 videos speculating about it welcome to YouTube do you guys also like videos if you know that

in the valley of the gods it's actually loss shut up you guys also saw the in the valley of the gods uh trailer for the new york's campo santo game right yeah they got a 2019 release and they're showing it at the game awards in 2017 yeah bad trailer that was a really bad trip it was so long it was really long and showed showed nothing. It was not. I mean, there's nothing wrong with showing nothing.

I mean, yeah. But it was long and it was so poorly paced. I didn't get anything out of that. Nothing about it made me want to play the game. Wait, was that the one with the two Egyptian? Right, ladies, yeah. Yeah. Wow.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right, good discussion boys good talk good talk I was just questing soul caliber 6 I'm excited even after

watching the gameplay thing with all the dumb stuff you hate I'm excited against your better judgment I'm excited to see because like they talked shut the fuck up for like judgment i'm excited to see because it's like to see it talk to shut the fuck up for like at least a minute sorry so i can talk thank you i'm excited because it's a new soul caliber game the gameplay they showed at psx is not very interesting but tekken 7's gameplay was not very interesting at

all either so i'm hoping i'm wrong about soul calibur 6 and that it's actually good not interested until they show yoda can we not interested until they show star killer can we talk about one of the best trailers of the night the trailer trailer for Witchfire? Oh my god. Hang on, really quick, really quick. If you are listening to the podcast right now and you have not watched the Witchfire trailer, pause the podcast, go watch the Witchfire trailer right now. Okay. Alright, they're back.

I'm trying to remember the Witchfire one. All I have written is Dashie Shoot. The best one the fucking what from the from the creators of the vanishing of ethan carter it looks like a fucking walking simulator and then he whips out the fucking gun but also painkiller and bullet storm yeah that's not like there's nothing i have nothing to add to it that's just a brilliant trailer that's not like there's nothing to add to it that's just a brilliant trailer that's fucking hilarious okay but the gameplay also looks

oh the gameplay looks really fun it's weird dashy first person shooter shit yeah get inside of me oh you look you sounded like you second guessed that at first do you ever realize what you're saying halfway through saying it

whatever hope it fails Do you ever realize what you're saying halfway through saying it? No, whatever. Hope it fails. It looks like you can cast spells and shit and it looks really fun. It looks like a spiritual successor to Painkiller. Because it was made by the same people who made The Vanishing of Ethan Carter. I would explain it.

Yep, I would explain it. That's why. Get the fuck out. from the designer of the payday series oh i thought you were talking no it's get the fuck out tm thank you very much don't forget that they trademarked gtfo you know that fucking slang from the internet okay so do you guys do guys I thought it looked fucking boring because of the zombies do you guys want to talk about the process of us watching that trailer

the grieving process of us watching that trailer we were excited every single one of us just so everyone understands me, David, Cameron, and Ed all watched together because Kyle was doing something else at the time and then Kyle watched

on his own later on. So, me, Ed, Kyle, whatever, the people, we were watching the trailer and we were super, super interested and about like 20 seconds in, Ed was like,

this better not be zombies. Yeah. And I think I was like, oh, this better not be zombies. Yeah. And I think I was like, it's gonna fucking be zombies. I'm gonna cut off the rest of my dick. And guess what? It was zombies. Not only was it zombies,

the fucking title at the end revealed it to be called GTFO, and I think we've all decided we're not buying it based on that alone why why would you call gtfo tm they trade i have a question for you guys i have a question for you guys four player co-op zombie shooter Do you think they called it GTFO because L4D2? Yeah, do you think that's it? Yeah, yeah, yeah for sure. It was definitely So sad what I don't cuz like it looked really interesting like I was like Oh, she showed up and so the zombie showed up in a turn toward fast zombie shooter And I'm just like why are you remaking why for death?

Why wasn't it like fucking an aliens game with like maybe oh it's also it's also procedurally generated uh maps as what are you serious is it actually gd i'm reading the the description gdfo is a hardcore four-player cooperative game with a focus on team play and atmosphere it features procedural gameplay scenarios through its expedition director Direct at each of your seats to suspense team-based puzzle solving. That doesn't necessarily mean maps. Procedural gameplay scenarios

does not inherently mean procedural maps. Okay. Let me have a... Do a big research before you go spewing that misinformation on my podcast. It's your podcast. Oh, I'm sorry.

Who does the intro, David? I'm sorry. Who does the editing, Avery? I do the intro. I speak first. You're an Asian woman right now. I'm the first speaker. I can't understand what Avery's saying because he's an Asian woman.

I'm not talking. What about the game Fade to Silence? Fade to Silence, the one that's coming out this week. Is that going to be out by the time the podcast comes out? That's right. It will. I don't remember which one that was. All I've written is cold. It's the survival one. It will. I don't remember which one that was. All I've written is cold. It's the survival one.

It's survival. It looks... I mean, I... Yeah, December 14th. It looks all right. Same night as... It looks all right, but, like, the... No.

No, like... It's early access. Yeah, it's early access. Oh, yeah, it came out as early access. But I had to say, like, if it wasn't early access, like, when he was, like, out in, like, a week, I was like, that's early access. Oh, yeah. But I had to say, like, if it wasn't early access, like when he was like out in like, like a week, I was like, that's bold. I was like, you know, when they did the... Oh, okay, you want to fail.

I see. They did the same thing with the DLC for Legend of Zelda, which I thought was really cool. Like Out Tonight. Yeah, it's DLC. It's not the same thing. It's not the same. It's not the same as's not the same it's not the same i know but like it's still like it's showing like a kind of trend towards uh developers saying that like oh shit if we just like announce it and then it's out like in the next few days people won't

forget about it you feel yeah i think this is gonna be a trend really relying on people watching the game awards yeah they got a lot of viewers it did like you know who weren't part of those viewers the general by gaming public yeah people who buy games yeah that's fair i i agree i don't think that's a valid marketing strategy personally it's cool but i don't think it's a i don't think it's smart. Nah, it's smart. I mean, we're talking about it, so I guess... Can we actually talk about... Can we talk about Bethesda's ode to single-player games?

Oh, that was... And how awful it was. Yeah. Like, way... I think I muted the stream for that. Way too weird. That was way too weird for me. Like, I...

I don't get it. They got Linda Carter, was it? They got Lindater to do the did someone lick game cases in that or is that something my brain made up no they did they definitely did that what the fuck i love single player game i'm not the only fake gamer girl on this stream let me tell you what the fuck is going on god yeah i thought that was like really it was weird because that was like with multiplayer

how multiplayer games have come to the rise but Fizzle will always make single player games. Great single player experiences like Fallout 4 my favorite single player experience. Fucking love that game. I didn't quit that game four hours in. Who? Who out? That's three hours

too long Avery. You can't get your refund anymore camera you think i don't know that had a weird thing happen when the screen lifted and there was like was there even music was it just silence what are you talking about when he pulled the sword out he pulled the sword out and that was are we done talking about the fucking ode to single player games yeah it's stupid let's move on okay i thought it was so weird because like it it was jarring and we were like talking and i wasn't paying attention and then there was just aonuma with a fucking master sword in his hand for no reason he was

into it trailer power to him he strikes he he he shows off his fucking technique what a lad his shirt was awesome i don't remember his shirt i don't remember anyone's shirt, except that the Cuphead guys had their Cuphead shirts on. He was wearing a Link shirt from The Legend of Link... Zelda. Oh, wait, did we talk about how Legend of Zelda added a dirt bike? Yeah. Oh, yeah! Did we talk about it specifically, though? Because I know we talked about they announced the DLC, but do we talk about the dirt bike?

Do you know what it's called? Do you know what it's called? It's called the Master Cycle Zero. No, it's not. Zero. No, it isn't. Yeah, it is. No, it isn't.

Yeah, it is. No. Yeah, it is. No, it isn't. It's called the Master Cycle Zero. No, it's not. You can't just say no, it's not over and over again. Because I think I just did do that Cameron which was

included at the end of the master cycle zero what's the master cycle zero it's called the master cycle zero I'm not joking next episode of the podcast I'm not doing it's called it's called the Zelda's bike. Thank you. That's all I wanted to fucking know, Cameron. Thank you, Kyle. Cameron, why are we using- It says Master Cycle Zero right here. What? I'm confused. Here's a Kotaku article. Here's a fucking IGN article.

No, see- What more do you want? Yeah, Inspect Element. What the fuck am I supposed to take away from that? I'm giving you the direct link! You can- Yeah, I know what Inspect- Get it, Link! I know what Inspect Element is. Yeah fuck am I supposed to take away from that? I'm giving you the direct link. You can... Yeah, I know what Inspect Element is. Yeah, Link's bike. Kyle already told me. Thank you, Kyle.

Can we move on now? Okay, move on to Wyatt. I also felt like... Is that what you just said, Cameron? Yeah. Besides the bike, is it just me or did they try to make that trailer

not exciting at all on the slightest? I don't even know what the new content is. It's not exciting at all. Aside from Zelda's bike. I hope the bike can break a pot. Oh my god, could you imagine? You have to pay $5 every time you want a new bike.

Jesus. It's in a loop box, and sometimes you get a rare one that lasts for 10 hours, one hour. Sometimes you get one that lasts for five minutes, so be careful which one you use. What about...

Yeah, fuck you, David. What about Metro Exodus? Looks good. Are they teasing that you're not going to play as Artyom? Because that'd be weird. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. Calling it right now.

It's not. If it's an MMO, it's going to be cool. No. It's a single player game. It's an instant single player game. You're wrong. Don't you? No, you're wrong.

I hope to God it's an MMO. It's not. Why do you want that? Why do MMO. It's a single-player game. You're wrong. Don't you... No, you're wrong. I hope to God it's an MMO. It's not. I'm going to send you a Kotaku. Why do you want that? Why do you want that? Yeah, why would you want that? Hope it is. One, two.

Oh, fuck. Goddamn. No, uh... Metro Exodus looks really cool. I'm really curious as to how that game will translate to open world. Yeah. Wait. It looks like it...

It's a train. I think it will do well. Yeah, your train is like the home base or something like that, which is pretty cool. I have a quick side question. E3, the one with Terry Crews, what game was he advertising?

Crackdown. I don't know why I kept thinking that that was supposed to be this game and I was Crackdown was Metro? In what way are they even technically similar? It makes sense. No, it doesn't. I was like, didn't Terry Crews do the Metro thing?

I saw that and I was like, this looks nothing like Terry Crews. I'm working on a video right now about Metro and Crackdown having a shared universe. I'm going to have to ask you to stop shitting on my parade really quick. Okay. Master Cycle Zero. That's a very funny joke. I don't know why you keep calling back to it, though. Gets old after a while, Cameron.

Hope it fails. Alright, are we done? Is this over? What else do we have to talk about? Is there anything we missed? Technically, we didn't talk about 50-50 Battle Royale, Dreams, or Puppet. Oh, 50-50 Battle Royale looks really cool,

actually. I haven't tried it. It looks cool, but also it seems like it's going to be frustrating to play. It's limited time. I'm really interested. Limited time game mode. They shouldn't make it a limited time game mode, I think. Also, I would honestly have preferred if they just made that trailer like an honest representation of what the

building would look like because yeah yeah that was a little shitty not even that it was shitty like i get it it's a trailer but i think the trailer would have been so much fucking funnier if it's just like this epic build-up and it's just this fucking monstrosity of cubes and there's scaffolds hanging over nothing somebody's like try to try to make a penis in the corner. Someone shoots one wood panel at the bottom, it all collapses, and they just win. I don't know, maybe this will inspire a team of pro builders to just set up

big bases. Pro team will be called the Architects. Yeah, dude. Yo, you guys ready to start a NES4 team? The Forons? I just thought about halo 5 fuck yeah you upset me um so um dreams do we want to so also also pub gear got a release date for december 20th like they're they're 1.0 release of the game oh so yeah desert map is 1.0 so desert map is the early access that they're

going to be calling 1.0 because microsoft doesn't want them to release in early access on the console so they're just going to call it 1.0 and it's still very much not going to be finished is that what you're saying well it's coming out of console till a lot later yeah it's coming out of early access on the december 20th and i think the desert map comes to PC, but it won't come to Xbox at the start. Got you. Because they're doing the games preview program. It's really weird. So it's coming out of Early Access for PC, but going into Early Access for Xbox, which is odd.

That's really weird, because usually that's... Yeah. They call it the preview program on Xbox, though not the uh not early access that's a steam name preview program makes it sound i don't like that actually i think no no it's it's not it's not that it makes it sound worse preview program and early access both make it sound like a premium service and i don't like that. Yeah. Unfinished game. Let's call it that.

Unfinished Lexus. Game of the year. I'm really tired. Wait, so Fortnite Battle Royale 50-50. What else did we miss, Kyle? You took notes. Dreams. I just said PUBG and then Dreams. The new Media Molecule game. Dreams looks

like a game that you make games with. I hope the creators are good. I hope the people who make the games, which are the users, will also be good, because I want to play good games. It's the developers of Little

Big Planet, so yeah. Are we done? I feel like I'm having a stroke. I feel like we're all collectively having a stroke. I'm glad we could experience this together, guys. It's like we all watched the Game Awards again. It was entertaining. More entertaining than E3. I agree.

I think it was more entertaining. It was more entertaining than E3 because of Joseph. Joseph made the Game Awards. He made it worth watching. He made the Game Awards. I don't know. And looking at the fucking Wikipedia pages for A Way Out and Joseph and Brothers A Tale of Two Sons after the Game Awards were over was also a magical, life-changing experience. If I had to compare Joseph's freakout versus

the indie versus the indie press conference, I feel like I'd give it to indie. What happened at the indie press conference? Remember like the freaky thing with like the lady and like the weird act? Oh, fuck. He means the

Devolver digital. Oh, Devolver digital. I mean, Devolver digital oh devolver digital thank you you're right I mean devolver the thing is like the only good thing about E3 was devolver's press conference because it was completely taking the piss out of E3 yeah

the only good thing about E3 was the thing that was shitting on E3 at E3 in the 11 hour post show god I fucking love devolver no okay let's uh I think that's it I think we're done everyone plug your shit alright I'll go first

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