Please Stop Talking - The Meme High Council | Please Stop Talking

Episode Date: September 5, 2017

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I've got the podcast intro. David was fucking me up. What is David doing? He's jacking off. David, get over here. You ready? I closed my keyboard. Is that our intro?

Welcome to the podcast. Oh, was that it? Did you do it? Was that? We missed it! Oh, shit! No, no, no, no, no. Hello, everybody, and welcome to the Please Stop Talking podcast. I am your host, Shammy.

Wait, Avery, but you might know me better as Shammy. That's twice in a row I've done that. I'm joined today, as always, by my friend, David. Hi. My other friend, Kyle. Hi. Hi. And Cameron. Hi.

Hello. Can I be the special guest this week since it's like my return? What? You were both talking at once there. Can I be the special guest this week since it's like my return what you were both talking at once there can I be the special guest this week since it's my return pretend I just said that

so David you're a shithead what the fuck I'm sure you are also a shithead in school that's kind of fun you couldn't have done that worse that wasn't even funny or anything that was just me what the fuck i'm sure you were also a shithead in school that's the transition you're going for?

Today's episode is going to be school stories. And David's going to lead us off. Today's episode of the podcast is stories about school. What is wrong with you? You guys were just telling me about how you don't remember how to do a podcast.

Why would you expect me to remember how to do a podcast? I don't expect me to remember how to do a podcast? I don't know. I thought you wouldn't call me a fucking asshole. Internet professional? What does that even mean? Self-descriptive? Okay, fair enough. No one asked me how I'm feeling as a special guest, and it kinda sucks.

I'm feeling churchy because I'm wearing all white thanks for asking how are you david i'm glad you let us i'm glad you let us know that yeah i'm glad we had a good conversation about that what sorry why are we doing this is actually the worst no we have to fucking go to fucking school stories david i'm going to be starting. Okay. What? What? What? What?

Damn it. I've never returned. I have a story. But first, I need to go through something real quick. So basically, my story is not in college. It's in our Quebec equivalent, which is called Cégep. Which is like after... Not high school.

We don't have high school here. You're like 17 about. I don't know what grade that is that's high school that's high school so when you finish high school you finish high school at 18 so it's pretty much okay so from 17 to 18 there's sage app which is like pre-university but also you can do like um technical diplomas like you just spend one year learning one thing and then you can you just fucking yeah got it that yeah you can learn things you can learn things it's amazing it's like a trade school yeah and uh i left my mark at this sage app called nice i literally left my mark there if you actually i'm gonna go back to that i'm gonna

first explain what happened so basically there's this huge land party that happens every fucking nerd semester yeah every semester there's this huge land party that happens and they make a facebook group and they make a Facebook group and they like invite people and they tell them like, oh, which tournaments would you be interested in? And I was really into them. What? What was that noise you just made, Kyle? All of them.

All of them. Why? But why? Wow. We're fucking on form today, guys. Yeah. No, David, continue your story. Sorry that Kyle so rudely interrupted you. And basically, they make, like, a Facebook group,

and everybody, like, votes on tournaments, and they didn't add Dota, and I was really fucking hugely, like, into Dota and the competitive scene, and, like... What? I just... Fuck you. I don't...

I hate Dota. Fuck Dota. But anyways... Get a tree back. Fuck you. Anyways, I... I basically made a really fucking shitty meme on one of their polls

because they didn't have Dota in the list, but they had Rocket League when Rocket League was just starting to be popular. like i just took the maximum player base of rocket league on steam stats or whatever and then like the highest for dota and i made them i just like circled their peaks like and i just posted it and i was what a fucking main kid yeah yeah i was really fucking mean david i wasn't i was a bully what can i say i was fucking savage my dude you can't stop me next thing you know i was fucking like those there was like a fucking on the cork board there was one of those things where you take a number i took all the numbers you can't stop me i'm insane

what is oh yeah it's an animal whatever it doesn't matter it's cultural differences it's fine what about that well about basically i posted that and about 10 minutes later one of the like main guys of the association because basically like for people who don't know how colleges or say i actually don't know how colleges work for people who don't know how sage apps work basically like there's a bunch of clubs like anime club video game club fucking uh girlfriend club completely no we don't have that on the campus we don't have those those don't exist uh fucking it club that's it and the it also on the other side of the campus the it club were the ones that made the events every year and i he answered to my meme

and he was what a sentence oh right i forgot that back because you keep fucking it like i can't think straight because y'all keep fucking talking basically one of the higher like higher ups i guess of the it club didn't find it funny at all and he just like answered like and called me off and he was like you're a fucking idiot, asshole. We are never going to make a Dota tournament. Fuck you. He was extremely upset. And I was like, what the fuck?

And I just... I thought I was meme king. I thought I was just being a meme king. I don't know what this is about. Listen, I'm just here to have a good time, my man. Yeah, and they just got really fucking upset. Everybody in the IT club got extremely upset after me because of that one picture. And they were making memes with my face like they took my

what the fuck they took my profile picture on facebook and they made memes with it oh my god and like they were just like posting them everywhere even like irl if you would go around campus you could see memes about me dude they were that is the way they fucked you up there's no dota i know they were so fucking upset about this dota thing and like they they blocked me on Facebook wow what a conclusion I legit just thought my internet died from that silence I can't talk and read at the same time Avery I don't know

don't even touch it they blocked me on Facebook and now they're going to die okay I got so fucking upset I was like oh yeah you're gonna fucking you're gonna block me off the page you're gonna try and mean you're gonna mean king is that really what you're trying to do right now that's legit what i was thinking at the time and i i started going crazy and i just basically i i was like okay well'm going to make a complaint to the...

There's basically the higher... It's weird. The IT council? No, seriously. There's a club council. A council of memes? No, there's a club council it's it's basically it's basically like they they like put put up rules for clubs so that and if like a club disrespects or does whatever like they have to like intervene

and be like you have to do a public apology and i was like oh yeah i want a public apology so i i just wrote a fucking complaint to the council and um I wrote a complaint to the council what a fucking stupid sentence I know it's weird I know it's weird but basically I'm going

I'm going right on you I'm going to fucking above you this goes way above you you have no idea what you've messed with I was going full soccer mom i was full soccer mom yeah you were i wanted to talk to their fucking manager dude you were pta as fuck my dude and i'm soccer mom on memes dude holy shit well that and all i mean yeah that and also the one of the higher ups at the fucking club told me to kill myself and shit like that on Facebook. And I was like, that's kind of hardcore.

So I made a complaint. But the thing is, I wasn't going to Sajab anymore. I was going to another private school for audio engineering. So when you make a complaint, you have to be from that Sejep or another Sejep. So I told them I was in... Did you lie and say you were from a different fucking school? Yeah. David!

Okay, wait, wait. It gets weirder. Oh my god. So I make the complaint and I kind of stop for a while. I don't even hear about it for months then all of a sudden one of my friends that that is like really into the politics of like the clubs because it's kind of like a weird little government you know yeah with all the councils and shit and he was really into that and he was he just like tells me one day like so this Sejep, the old Montreal Sejep,

made a complaint with your name on it, an official complaint. And I was like, I never went there. And then he was like, yeah, well, this Sejep just made a complaint to our Sejep. And they're thinking of closing down the LAN party and the association that insulted you on Facebook. And I was like, what the fuck?

Holy shit. I had no idea what I... David, do you ruin everything? David, I have a question, David. Should I be worried about you eventually bringing about the end of this podcast? Because at this point, I'm kind of concerned about it. This is a podcast we had to delete because there was a story very similar to this one in it.

You do get things closed down a lot. Go ahead, Cameron. So wait, with this LAN party, were you even going to be able to go to it in the first place when oh yeah yeah i i did go i did go okay okay i went to every one except the ones after that one because i wasn't a student anymore right yeah but yeah and uh they they were making a complaint and i they had to do like public apologies and a bunch of shit and i i i didn't even feel bad i just could not give a shit this is the start of fucking this is the start of david turning into a fucking sociopath

realizing that he doesn't care about other people. I didn't even feel that. I don't give a shit. They told me to kill myself and they made fucking memes. This happens to David. He's like, you don't fuck with the meme king. The day David brought down the meme council.

Yeah, and I was just really upset. But like me and my friends were going to the land party and we decided like you know what would be funny if we made like big cardboard like because at the time it was like you know harambe the maymay okay yes that was a really big that was a big thing that was a popular meme and uh i mean my friends decided to make one called Dicks Out for Dota. And we made... Dude, that was really clever.

You replaced Harambe with Dota. Wait, wait. This has relevance. That was almost as clever as pointing out the two pinks of two games. Wait, wait. Peaks of two games. Wait, there are... This is relevant.

Because something happened that... Harambe is relevant? Basically, we made a bunch of like Cameron theater of the mind, please. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah. Just pretend we're still in whenever that happened.

I don't when the 2015, I guess. And basically we made like we took big cardboard and just spray painted dicks out and dicks out for and the Dota logo and we put them behind like on the back of our chairs while we were like playing video games that upset that upset people okay

I'm upset so I can understand why no but it's a bunch of fucking normies they're not upset like you guys. Oh, my God. It's a bunch of fucking normies. I can't fucking...

So, normie club is next to fucking Rocket League Dota club or whatever? Okay, great. David, I can't believe that you went to school with a fucking sign saying, Dicks out for Dota. I can't believe you did that. No, this was a good idea. No, no, no, no, no. I can believe it.

The school was closed for the LAN? Yeah, because it was during summer break. It was during break. Okay, during break. You made it sound like this was a fucking event. No, no, no, David. You made it sound like it was an event that the school shut down

for oh no no no but it is a huge event it's it's like one of the biggest and wait so wait they just allow you to go to school and there's no like teachers there's like no there's security guards there's security guards i have to win everybody has to sign a uh thing non-disclosure. David, I have to wonder at this point if someday you're just going to come on to the podcast and then tell a story about how you memed a human being out of existence. Because this is an alarming trend I'm starting

to recognize. I memed? I'm I hate how this podcast has become memes. I fucking hate it. It's not memes. It's you made... What do you mean you... This is you.

Literally last episode, you spent 15 minutes talking about fucking hentai and a bicycle hentai and telling people to go out and watch it. What do you mean? How is it false? Is memes going... Is memes really downhill

from telling people to watch bicycle hentai? Yes. I'm honestly just proud of David for bringing down the meme high council. Honestly. Is memes really downhill from telling people to watch Bicycle Hentai? Yes, I think so. I'm honestly just proud of David for bringing down the meme high council, honestly. He brought down the meme council. He brought down the LAN. The people at the IT club were upset. We went to get some food.

When we came back, all the cardboard was stolen and we were like okay just there was just the dota one that left like dicks out for just like vanished and that's that was it for a while like nobody talked about it then this year i went to a, um, an event at a, at the gaming club. Like it was just a fighting game. Like we would play fighting games and I just, when you won. No.

Okay. No, that was not it. But basically we just played old fighting games and, uh, I looked like on the wall and I was just like this is familiar and then like i like turn and i see dicks out four and then they had another thing and i was like what the fuck i made that like and like to this day the it club and the game, the IT club, gaming club, tabletop RPG club and the anime club.

They all like exchange the dicks out for panels we made. And it's become a tradition. Wow. What the fuck? Wow. I know. I know. What are you?

I don't know. Oh my God. David, that Wow. I know. I know. What are you? I don't know. Oh, my God. David, that's how I am. You're like the school legend now. You're like people like one day. You're an urban legend. He came in. One day a goblin appeared.

The best part got rid of him. The best part is I didn't even go to school there. What the fuck? How'd you get into the fucking club? It's just some fucking shit. I did not. I did not. I didn't go to their clubs.

Oh, it was the other school? Oh. No. Okay. It was just a different school? How the fuck did you get to the, like, event shit to give the dicks out? Oh, anybody that's a student in Sejip can go there to the event. And I was... And the year before, I did go, but that year I didn't go to that school.

How are you not confused? Canada's very confusing. It's not that confusing. Not to you. You're the one explaining it. David, I need you to think for a second. Yes? Mr. Meme King, please. Oh my please oh my god consider not no no no consider for a second people on twitter no people on twitter you're

making it so much worse you're making it so much worse by pointing it out you just did that to yourself but oh my god i need you to understand david imagine for a moment you're a human being. Okay. Are you still with me? Are you following along so far? Give me a second. Okay, get into character. You got time.

You got it? Okay, I'm in. I'm in. So, now that you're a human being, imagine hearing a completely different, confusing school system through the lens of david oh my god yeah now you get it now you get it no but okay i the year before that i went to that school but that year i didn't because i went to a private school for audio engineering. Okay. So I technically, so you weren't at a stage yet.

So you, you know, I literally broke the own rule that you gave me to explain why you were there. No, cause he used. Oh no. Yeah. I,

yeah. So no, I told you, I pretended to be, no, no, no. You told him the rule that you broke,

but left out the fact that it was a rule you broke. You just explain that rule. You're like No, no, no. You told him the rule that you broke but left out the fact that it was a rule you broke. You just explained that rule. You were like, anyone from any Sejep can go. Yeah, and I pretended I was at the old Montreal Sejep, and that's why they made a complaint for me.

God damn it. I think I'm caught up. So, we're good. I think we're good. I think we get it now. I think we're very good. Yeah, we got it. Yeah good i think we're good i think we get it i think we're very good yeah we got it yeah that's my story we get it now that's how i your story overthrew the meme council the day david brought down the meme high council yeah okay so and then some my story is less about how i brought down meme high council it's not even really a single story i mostly want to complain about the dorm i lived in my freshman year of college nice uh i think kyle knows about this because i think

i remember some bits and pieces i was living here when kyle and i first started talking again after that period in which i fucking hated him and uh nice so essentially i lived uh i lived in an off-campus dorm like it was student studentlike housing, but it was off-campus. So it was fucking expensive as shit. And I'm not going to name names. Because I don't know. You don't know they're listening? I don't know.

Listen, dude. I don't know. I don't know what's going to happen. I'm not going to fucking... I'm not going to Sejep drop, like, fucking someone on this podcast. I don't know listen dude i don't know i don't know what's gonna i'm not gonna fucking i'm not gonna say jeff drop like fucking someone on this podcast i don't care not gonna name names wait wait if you're going to the decision fine i'll name names you're going to wait are you calling me a pussy right now david if you're going to say wait steal the fucking things and give them back to me fucking hell no okay okay i'll fucking name names because david's fucking calling me a pussy wait no every every rash no don't rash decision

call your pussy everything i do is a rash decision cameron why do you think oh my god don't make me do or okay fine i'll say it is the name of a type of building uh and it rhymes with showers i'll just say it rhymes with showers the twin showers something like that um okay um basically so how are you this stupid david david are you being serious right now well is the french it's the french speaking guy really serious about the english language right now what a fucking idiot jesus basically so while i was at showers um i lived in a uh i i lived in a i was in a two-person dorm but the person who was supposed to be in the dorm with me like just fucking didn't ever show up so i had i had a two-person dorm entirely to myself in this fucking shithole of an apartment complex. So,

I need everyone to know. Everyone. Everyone. Okay. My dorm was on the seventh floor. It was on the seventh floor. I was very... I... A lot of space vertically from the ground. I was very high up.

The seventh floor flooded two times while I was there. Yes. On two separate occasions. The entire seventh floor flooded. The first time it happened, I got the fucking

elevator. There's so many things. I'm just going gonna stick to the flooding elevator's disgusting I get off the elevator on the second floor I step out and I'm wet I'm all wet I'm all wet

this is what you get for going to a place with showers that's very true thank you Cameron no so I step out and I'm immediately in water and I'm confused I'm very confused because I'm on the seventh floor yeah uh and I immediately I run to my room and I I the water has not reached my room yet thank god So I have time to pick all of my, like, technology and stuff up off the ground. And my fucking dorm looked like a goddamn meth den.

Because the dorm is already a shithole. But I was not cleaning anything. It was full of trash. It was disgusting. So I cleaned for the first time in months. And I picked all my shit up off the ground. So when the water reached my dorm, was destroyed it was all fine the second time the second time the seventh floor flooded i get off the elevator i step out of the elevator into the hallway i'm all wet and i go fuck how how did this happen again

how far apart were these two incidents uh like a couple months a couple months apart but but i'm reasonable i'm on the seventh floor i am on the seventh floor and i never knew what caused the first flood so i'm thinking probably the same shit uh it's about as deep as it was uh the last time my stuff is probably fine i start walking toward my dorm and i'm thinking to myself sure it's sure it's getting a bit deeper isn't it i keep walking to my dorm and i start hearing and i'm like oh that's not good that's not a good sound and i continue walking to my dorm and i'm like it's still getting deeper i I get to my door, and I'm hearing... What the fuck is that? This is the deepest it is

on the floor. I open the door, and I hear... And I look to my kitchenette, and my sink is crying. It is my sink, my cabinets, my cabinet door has thrown, has flown open because the water heater underneath the sink is currently exploding. All over everything. So you were the literally not the first time not the first time i am

innocent the first time and i was innocent the second time too because i was not fucking there i was at class i come back from class my fucking room is exploding all my shit's getting destroyed everything is wet i'm all wet i have to fucking call like maintenance i'm like hey my shit's getting destroyed everything is wet i'm all wet i have to fucking call like maintenance i'm like hey my room's exploding it's flooding on the seventh floor which circle is this and i and it takes them a fucking day it takes them a day to send someone i'm out of water at this point i it stopped i just need a new tank but what the fuck it's just i don't understand what the fuck happened where the second i show up on the seventh floor it floods twice only on the seventh floor none of the other floors flooded the entire time i was there not even the fucking ground floor flooded what if it was a hitman and there was a flood while i was

in college what if there was a hitman a hitman that just fucks up with me a hitman plumber you know he just goes around fucking you know one one of those hitmen that only fucks with the sink? One of those hitmen that only fucks with the sink. Kyle, that sounds like a story. What happened? I'm just spitballing here. I'm not saying I know a guy or anything, but you know, it happens, I'm sure. Yes, so...

Fuck, and okay, so... God, I don't even have stories. I just want to complain about this fucking dorm I lived in. Because... I remember you told me something about the hallways at one point. Like, something specifically that would happen in the hallway. Something... Oh, the person who lived directly across me in the hallway,

the police had to knock down their door. What? They had to fucking raid this person's room because they were selling, like, I think, uh, meth? I think they were selling meth out of their dorm. So the police just fucking showed up. And, like, I get woken up at, like, 2 a.m. by... Police. The police open up.

And I think it's me. Like, the flood wasn't my fault. It wasn't my fucking fault. This ain't on me. You got the wrong guy. He started screaming like, I didn't do it on purpose.

No, I go and I, it wasn't my fault. No, I go and I open the door and they're like, directly, they're facing the door directly across from me and they look at me like you know this guy and I'm like no

Like there's a good choice, and I'm like all right My god, it's a good choice If you sit the wrong thing Oh my god They're already a swivel of tase in your fucking ass At that point I was like Fuck I'm glad I don't have friends God damn My friends are on the internet

All my friends are on the internet I complain to them about these people I'm on your side Save fucking team boys And then like the next day I like walk out my room fucking team boys no and then the next day I like walk out my room police tape like in an X over the door and I'm like

oh what happened there was there murder no there was no murder they just fucking like they had to they had to like bust into his room and get him because he wasn't coming out there was meth in the room oh had to like bust into his room and get him because he wasn't coming out because he yeah because there

was meth in the room oh it was meth i just tried to take it all before they'd get in oh i don't know where he was making it but that's where he was selling it from do you think the moment they started knocking he was like shit i really have to like i have to do something about this and he just started smoking it or whatever. I don't know. I actually, I don't know for certain if it was meth. I don't know for certain if it was meth, but he was selling, like, a hard narcotic out of his fucking dorm. That's all I know.

Honestly, as soon as the police knocked on the door, he should have broken his water heater underneath the sink. Exactly. I don't know how all this meth got here, but look at this water! It broke the seventh floor. The meth came up from the sink, dude. Dude, wait.

But if it was cocaine. Someone's been hiding meth in my water. No, that's a good idea. If it was cocaine, he could just pour it in the water. Nobody would have known. What? Like, he could have been like, oh, no, no my table sugar is dissipating who are you fucking hell that's i i mean hell i i do not think a college student can afford cocaine

i'm gonna be especially if he's living it he was selling it no it was. No, it's an expensive dorm. It's, uh... Then why the fuck is it flooding? Your fucking guess is as good as mine, Cameron. You said it looks like a crack den. It is a crack den! Evidently, based on the story I'm currently telling. It was...

It didn't look like it. It was a fucking crack den. Fuck, okay. Also, this is unrelated, but every single time I walked past the TA's dorm, either a dude would come out. She was a woman. A dude would come out or it smelled like weed or both. Every single time I walked past her fucking dorm.

What is a TA? Not a TA. Fuck. Fuck. RA. RA. Thank you, Kyle. This boy's in college.

A what? An RA. fuck uh uh fuck RA thank you Kyle this boy's in college a what an RA it's like a fucking the older student in charge of that floor oh I had a lot of complaints um so fucking where was I was that fucking crack boy uh

other shit that happened um they didn't there was no way to take out your trash unless you took the trash, took it out of your dorm, went into the elevator, took the elevator down to the ground floor, walked out the front door, went around the side of the building, threw it in the dumpster. That was the way you had to do it. There was no other way to get rid of your garbage. There was no trash chute. There was no nothing. That seems like a you problem.

How is that a me problem? What are you talking about? What? Stop. Just use your legs. Stop throwing away shit. What do you mean use your language? What does that mean? Kindly ask the garbage to stop being garbage. I said leg, but okay. Watch your leg.

No, use your legs. Use your legs. Got it. Okay. Yeah No, that's not the worst part. That's not what I'm currently complaining about What I'm complaining about is that dude who lived a few floors above the dumpsters. I lived above the dumpsters like seven floors up again I lived well above the dumpsters and then like one time I was just like hanging like just like in my fucking living room, and I just see Like just to my left Fucking I go and I look and I'm like, what are you doing?

Like, I looked down and I'm like, that's a lot of trash bags on the overhang above the dumpsters. Cause there was an overhang above the dumpsters. He's like, you know what man, sometimes you, you win, sometimes you fail. Just got to live with it. That's life. Yeah, dude, you miss a 100% of the shots you don't tank, man. It's truly inspirational that this man was still trying after all this time. He's still trying to this day.

Probably. He's not, man. Now he's a member of Dude Perfect. Fuck you. Oh, dude. Oh my god, you have no okay so also like the showers has a reputation for being a uh like a like where all the partiers live it's a party dorm where a lot of parties are it's very party dude i didn't

fucking so every single morning like it was like ah it's Wednesday, 4 a.m. party. It's fucking makes sense to me. Like above me, like the dorm above me had parties almost every single fucking night. And it was just loud as fuck until 4. I'm such an old man. I'm such a fucking old man. Just sitting alone in my fucking two-person dorm like fucking kids. Fucking crack. Fucking water.

Fucking garbage. fucking two-person dorm like fucking kids fucking crack fucking water fucking garbage but it was ah it's just so much so much i don't even know how to like fucking process everything about that dorm like i block it out of my memory after we stop recording i'm gonna remember like 10 more things that happened to me at this dorm that make me upset it's it's like fucking I was in the elevator with someone one time when they just started vomiting and then they just got off the elevator like nothing it no they vomited stood up waited to get on their floor walked out like nothing happened. Did you say anything? I was like, oh my god, are you okay? And they just nodded and then they got off the elevator. I would have loved if someone else got on the elevator while you're going up, you're

like, it's not mine. I wouldn't even care at that point, I'd be like, it's mine, stay away from me. That's pretty much it though. More reasons for people not to talk to me i don't have any fucking stories about taking down the fucking it cartel at my college just the fucking dorm i stayed i lived in fucking suck it was a shithole yeah i also don't have a uh you know high council of memes takedown story because my school is like the way my high school works is like

they just don't accept shit from anyone they're like one of those super strict like show too much shoulder like they're gonna fucking scream at you type of school I could probably break them oh my god you could

you definitely could David you would fuck my school up if there's anything I have faith in you and to be able to do it's to destroy some kind of business that's that's what at this point that is what I am confident that you have I could see you getting my school shut downization watch the fuck out like that's all I'm confident in about you at this point. He's got memes, watch out. It's fucking David, kid. Okay, go ahead, Kyle.

Yeah, I don't know. So there wasn't, like, much exciting stuff. Like, if there was, like, a dispute between two classmates, like, everyone was talking about it for a week or something, and, like, that was the most it was. Fuck me. So i guess i had i guess my high school there were three fights in one lunch period someone got their weave torn out it was awesome oh

it was fucking awesome that's so badass it was fucking sick my school also had unofficial segregation in the cafeteria the black house in the white house what up go ahead Kyle tell your story wow okay yeah we didn't we see we couldn't even have segregation if like they wanted to wait did you go to like private school I mean no not at all our school even if you

want our school is almost just like super predominantly white though like we haven't you can count the amount of ethnic kids on two hands um the dream so i guess i don't know if we keep that i don't care do we i don't know we'll figure that one out later i guess so yeah the only thing close to like a school story is just basically how iaged to get and lose a prom date in the same day. I guess whoa. Oh god. That sounds like a very Kyle story

Well, you know it was like a I don't remember how it happened. It's kind of a blur. It's just like a What do you mean? How is it a story then? How do you not remember what happened? It's not even a story it's just a thing that happened I woke up one morning she was gone. She got David-ed. She was out. She's fucking... That's kind of how it was. Wait, wait. I have a high school story.

David, you... Can I say it? Okay. Did you just fuck over Kyle? No, it's fine. My story's not that exciting. Okay, go ahead. Mine is pretty exciting. Wow, this is happening. Cameron hasn't even gotten a chance to try yet yeah we can ever Cameron or we can go to Cameron now and then do David I

know go Cameron oh fuck all right okay well my story is uh my sir is Cameron wait before we go on are we gonna have to delete this podcast if you tell this story technically i didn't do anything wrong here okay cool well i mean i mean think about it if we're getting into the technicalities this is not the first time you've said that i i'm okay so this can't sit next to me right right i'm with you so far sorry it's hard to get into it's it's very weird it's like what happened so one day he just says he says to me he's like oh do you want to take tomorrow off school i'm like dude no i don't know wow you're such a fucking and he's like and he's like no you really should take tomorrow off. No, no, no. Oh, my God.

Fuck. No. Sorry, go ahead. So he's like, no, I can make it so it will appear as if you came to school. What are you talking about? What? And he shows me on his computer that he's in the school system. He's in the database.

The entire school system. He's in the fucking database. Is this dude selling you attendance like he's selling you drugs? Yeah. Dude. So he can see everybody's attendance and everybody's scores for all of their exams and stuff like that. And he can change them. What happened?

Jesus Christ. I better stay on his good side i i was like what the fuck and like so it turns out the way he got into it is because of an exploit where he accidentally got sent one of the emails but he couldn't actually access it because he didn't have the code uh the code to like access the email or whatever but um he then opened it through adobe acrobat i think i'm not 100% sure it was one of the adobe products and basically it basically bypassed all the things and it just had a long list of every teacher's password email and everything oh my god so he has a bit of an oversight wow so yeah um they the school found out about it but like only because of him like getting his friend out of attendance by uh by basically saying he was at school when he wasn't at school

and so like teachers are like um uh to this kid is like oh how are you have you got a detention this week and he's like no and they're like you have you've been absent for three days you should have detention and he's like no i don't. And I've been here for those three days. I'm like, no. What a fucking idiot. Why would you fuck with attendance? That's like the most obvious one. I know. I know. So change your grades.

Change your grades. What are you doing? Change your grades. Listen, kids, if you hack, if you get into the database, if you hack the school, change your grades yeah so basically the school found out and then they tried to do things about it legally but the kid like deleted all of the evidence that he was ever in the things but he kept the passwords but so like so so they they came to like a deal with the school where uh basically they they would remove all of his access to the stuff and things like that and he wouldn't like

tell people that he did it so this so it wouldn't go out like the school like oh big hacking shit for at the school or something like that they didn't want like bad publicity for some reason and so so he yeah that makes sense so he agrees and he goes they go through all these steps and like he's out he's out of the system and they all the passwords are changed apart from one so that's the school fix he's completely out of the system. To this day, he's still got access to their fucking system. Oh my god. I hope he just makes- I hope he's graduated. I hope every once in a while- Oh, yeah. I hope every once in a while he just fucks with something, just to do it.

Yeah, he's- he's out of school now. Like, but- so I don't think he touches it anymore, I don't know, I don't really talk to him that much, but like- He goes into some random kid named John and changes the grades a bit. He's like, ah, fuck this guy's name. I don't... Legitimately, he was at the point where he was going to start monetizing, changing people's fucking attendance rates and shit like that. Why attendance?

Why is it attendance? I don't know. Why attendance? That's fucking evidence. It's traceable. fucking uh like attendance rates and why attendance why is it i don't know that's like that's that's fucking evidence it's traceable what are you doing i i legitimately also way less relevant than gpa uh it's not gpa in in new zealand it's different and also we don't have gpas PPAs. Um. Okay. Okay. What is happening? I think there was something weird with the way you change grades or some shit like that. I don't know. There was some reason.

I don't know. I didn't really talk. Yeah. I don't know. I didn't really converse with this person about this because I didn't want to do it. Step back. This is like something that gets you in trouble real bad. Yeah, see at my school,

the way my school would have done it is they would have probably done the same thing. They would have expelled the kid though and they probably would have suspended or expelled any kid who knew about it but didn't tell the staff or whatever, like the teachers or someone like administration that's how my school would handle it which is why there was nothing exciting at my school whatsoever

david in music like uh you fucking can't do it in music oh i have one i was gonna talk about it's more of a complaint like avery's dude fuck yes and have a platform it has to do it has to do with flooding yes as well so i'm immersed there's water at my door right now i'm so fucking step outside real quick okay bring your Okay, I'll be right back. Let's do a couple splooshes. No, I'm not doing it. Why? Fuck off.

What? Because then we can't swim. So, because it was, like, raining pretty hardcore, right? This is, like, this is proper flooding. Let me, let me. Good one. It's raining. Let me. It's pretty metal.

So my, rock on. Sorry, go ahead. Rock on, dude. Make it rain. So my school is built on reclaimed land that is below the sea level. Like literally below the sea level like okay literally below the sea level so it um and there was apparently like a way that drainage has like made it so even if it like rains like pretty heavy it's supposed to uh yeah literally you know drain pipes and it's supposed to uh stop it from flooding uh that didn't work apparently the contractors that the uh got

that the city got to make them uh fucked up their job so one day it's like raining and like you can see that the water's like rising a little bit and then it's still raining um and it's it gets to the point where like it's just below knee knee level ish like at my school uh yeah so and you're still at school what the fuck they didn't cancel school no they didn't cancel school that day they canceled the next day though um so basically it was at the point where i couldn't go to certain classes because uh it was in a like the class was actually in a dip and the water rose to the point where i was at the door and so like oh it was it was like over the carpet like and shit like that uh so my my complaint is uh so all right so a little backstory my school's very was very uh

uptight like you had to be wearing you know well we know we've been wearing uniforms yeah yeah we we wore uniforms in america i don't think that's like a big thing at high schools you like no it's not that's only like some private schools in in new zealand most schools have uniforms but like our one was very particular like you couldn't be out of uniform before going home and stuff like that you had to wear it had specifically to be like all uniform so they make like this was as you're coming to school when it's like raining like this they had people standing out just to see people coming in and this kid came in in a rain jacket that wasn't like school it didn't have a school insignia or anything like that it was just his rain jacket that he brought from home because it was like meant to meant to like rain like pretty badly

and they literally took it off them because it wasn't school regulation because it didn't have it wasn't he didn't buy it from the school that's absurd like that's like crazy fuck you new zealand this is the country this is like like everyone in school was talking about how like you couldn't wear so i i go up to a teacher like this is before we were at school's about to end right the school's ending and i'm like i asked him like so if i if i had a jacket in my backpack, could I get it out and wear it? It's like, is it school regulation? I'm like, no, it's one I brought from home. And he's like, no, you couldn't.

And the biggest problem with this, though, is that the school jackets cost. Fuck, I can't remember. It was probably like so much money. Yeah, it was like it was over $100, I think, or $80. Oh, my God. It was very expensive that's insane i mean and they probably weren't even meant to like they weren't the range they were they were they were very shitty um i mean they obviously the advertiser wind breaking uh waterproof jacket but like it's like the thin thing that you could barely call

fucking waterproof so like these kids who and it's in in a, um, I wouldn't say, like, low decile, but, like, it's not the richest, like, richest area. So, like. That's kind of fucked. There's kids coming from school that can't actually afford these jackets that have to come with jackets from them and because of their fucking systems and how uptight and anal they are they weren't allowed to wear them during like a time where the school flooded and my biggest regret was like making a legitimate or like like either complaining legitimately and going to like the pda and uh and shit like that. Or like, you know, talking to local news about it or something like that. Because that shit's fucked.

Yeah. I would have started a movement for all the kids to wear whatever the fuck they wanted on those days. Like every rain jacket they could that wasn't school regulation. If it's a fucking rain jacket, you should be able to wear it. That's fucking insane. The fucking school is flooding.

There's classrooms that you can't go into school is flooding there's classrooms yeah exactly because of flooding and you're literally not allowing kids to wear jackets punishing someone for coming to school even though by all rights they should not be and not wearing the right thing that's fucking insane yeah it fuck it god damn It pissed me off so much. Hashtag fucking dead. Hashtag not my Australia. That's not... Fuck you. Fuck. Alright. Let's end on David's next story. I'm glad they got

hacked. Yo. Name drop the school right now. You won't. I literally won't. Why? Pussy. Why? What does it rhyme with? Yo, name drop the school right now. You won't. I literally won't. Why? Pussy. Why?

What does it rhyme with? Why? Shower? Why? Does it rhyme with bus-tralia? What? What? What? Yeah, I went to Australia school in New Zealand.

That's not... Wow. Was that a joke? What was that? Hey, David, what's your story? Deflect, change the subject. And let's transition to David. David, you're a shithead. Oh, my God.

God, I love these transitions. So good. I mean, it's not that interesting basically like uh did you guys like there were we had a music program and basically in the music room there were like um practice rooms where it's like completely isolated with the piano and you can't see inside yes uh you can see see inside the tiny little window. Yes. Okay, we didn't have windows. Basically... I physically put my fingers up to show the size of the window.

I don't know why I just did that. I did it again. I'm doing it currently. Thank you. I'm getting a scale now. You're welcome. You got it. Wow, that is small. Anyways. got it wow that is small anyways um and basically two students were fucking in there fuck yes and they got they got caught by the music teacher and the music teacher was like it's okay i won't tell anybody just don't do it again and they did it what the fuck wait they like again on his desk what's the

fuck what who are these sociopaths is everyone is there some kind of leak where you grew up a leak a leak yes any some kind of leak in the chemicals there was this thing. Why did that? Why did that? No, but it's an actual thing. It's called, because I was born when there was a, oh my God, it was like, people didn't have electricity. No, it was one of the, it was one of the biggest blizzards in Quebec history. Like people didn't have electricity for fucking weeks. Wow. It was really of the biggest blizzards in Quebec history. People didn't have electricity for fucking weeks. Wow.

It was really, really rough. And apparently, they call them people like me. Children of the blizzard because we were born during the... So what you're saying is you got possessed by demons from a blizzard yes blizzard demons fuck blizzard demon chemicals yes that would exist and now you're a goblin this is the worst podcast can we end on that note okay yeah uh we should plug everything oh fuck right yeah cameron first wait no on. Go on the spot. Shut the fuck up. Go on iTunes and rate us. Oh, yeah.

Go on iTunes and rate the podcast. Leave a review. We should probably start saying that at the beginning. Hey, please. Oh. And thank you. Yes, there we go. The fucking Americans.

Am I right? Fuck. Be sure to tell us who your favorite podcast member is. Can you please fucking rate the podcast? No. Please rate the podcast. Yeah, please. No, no.

Yeah, do it. Go on iTunes, rate us, and tell us who your favorite and least favorite podcast member There you go. It's perfect. And who you want gone. It's a perfect crime. Who do we replace? Thank you, Kyle.

Exactly. Great. And why is it a thing? I can't believe you're shitting into this fucking nightmare of a podcast. Please. Okay. Cameron? Okay.

You can follow me on Twitter, at SuperSneakSheep. Also, by the time you're watching this, uh, Avery's latest video should be out. No! Cameron! What are you doing? I still have days of editing to do! What are you doing?

Little fire. Little fire. You know how it goes. You said you do well when you set deadlines and now you have a deadline set for you you can follow me on twitter at sirzulu underscore and I'm so upset

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