Please Stop Talking - VVeezer (feat. Noodle) | Please Stop Talking

Episode Date: September 17, 2021

Say it ain't so...   Support the podcast and Patreon ▶ https://www.patreon.com/SirMeowMusic  Humble Bundle Monthly ▶ http://humble.pleasestopshopping.com/ Humble Bundle ▶ https://www.humblebundle.com/?partner=pstpodcast/  Join the PST Discord server! ▶ https://discord.gg/YNqTT65  Links:  Avery ▶ https://twitter.com/ShammyTV David ▶ https://twitter.com/SirMeowMusic Mandy ▶ https://twitter.com/Lord_Mandalore Brendan ▶ https://twitter.com/BrendanielH Corbin ▶ https://twitter.com/lobbymemez Julian ▶ https://twitter.com/LegitimatNoodle Podcast ▶ https://twitter.com/PSTPodcast  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Calling all sellers, Salesforce is hiring account executives to join us on the cutting edge of technology. Here, innovation isn't a buzzword. It's a way of life. You'll be solving customer challenges faster with agents, winning with purpose, and showing the world what AI was meant to be. Let's create the agent-first future together. Head to salesforce.com slash careers to learn more. Clear your schedule for you time with a handcrafted espresso beverage from Starbucks. Savor the new small and mighty Cortado. Cozy up with the familiar flavors of pistachio.

Or shake up your mood with an iced brown sugar oat shaken espresso. Whatever you choose, your espresso will be handcrafted with care at Starbucks. Howdy! If you have a burning question to ask to the boys or want to name a character in our D&D podcast, be sure to check out our Patreon. It's the best way to support us while still getting a little something in return. You can get more info about it at patreon.com slash Sermiao Music. And now, on with the show. No, I don't really, again, I don't really remember. It's been ages and I haven't thought

about the podcast in a while. I know Avery said he wanted to do intros again. Fuck you. I definitely think we should, uh, have a good time hey David you know what happens when we do the intros is that I do the entire intro and then it's silent because no one else says anything after the intro that's why we got rid of it in the first place

well that's not my fault you are one of the other people who can talk after the intro David fine let's do an intro I'll talk after alright play us in I already did oh my my god. Give me a sec. Give me a sec. Give me a sec. No, I'm not doing it. You blew it. You blew it. We're not doing a fucking intro. Welcome to the podcast. No, fuck you. I'm ending my recording. That's all I'm going to be on this episode for.

My name is David, but you might know me better as Sir Meow. And today, we have a bunch of folks right here to tell you funny gags and japes and stories. Starting from the top, we got Avery. Hi. Fuck you. Is it my turn? What the fuck? Just keep going.

Yeah, you go down the list. Go down the list. Brendan. Yo. Crap, this is not getting used. Oh, man. Honestly, I liked it. I had this pictured where I would have,

where there was like funny talk show music going on while we went down that list, like the Brady Bunch or something. I had never watched the Brady Bunch, I'm going to be honest. My favorite funny talk show, the Brady Bunch. I mean, they talk, they have to to be honest. My favorite funny talk show, the Brady Bunch. I mean, they talk, they have to show. It's close enough.

I don't even know what the fuck the Brady Bunch is. It's a sitcom. Well, here's the story. It's a situational comedy. Thanks, Mandy. Fucking God. See, this is why... Fuck, I hate my life.

Hey, so... Corbin's doing the story, I think, right? What's happening? Are we not even going to fucking... We didn't even finish the introduction. Okay. Oh, Julian's here, right? Hi, Julian.

Hey, everybody. Welcome to another episode of Please Stop Talking. I am your host, Avery, and I'm joined down the list by my good friends. Corbin. Brandon. Nintendrew. No! Alright, keep going. Keep it rolling. Noodle. Julian.

David. Hooray. Are you happy, David? And we're the Brady Bunch. Every single one of those fucking intros makes it to the episode every single one of them is in there you're the one who was worried about this podcast being unlistenable and you're gonna say we keep

all that? yes I am because I'm making a point here Julian David keeps crying about not doing an intro and then it takes fucking 15 minutes and it still barely works. We can figure it out. You know why? Because we went to Brendan's...

What the fuck? Wait, do we start with Corbin's or... I don't have a story. Corbin doesn't have a story. What the fuck did you say that? Brendan said that Corbin had a story. I was seeing the Brady Bunch. A bunch of boys traveled down to Iowa to see me for my wedding reception

and also they helped me move. We did do that. We did do that. Prior to going to Iowa, though, we had the really, really fucking smart idea of, hey, Iowa, Sioux City, that's only seven and a half hours away from fucking Chicago.

What if instead of just landing in iowa and doing stuff with the boys for four days we land one day before we land on the first day in chicago stay at an airbnb drive for nine hours in a van pass out at a hotel wake up at the hotel go out to a fucking wedding reception come back sleep wake up the next morning early get in the van drive for nine hours back to chicago pass out in the airbnb again wake up early then go to the airport and fly away that was that instead we could have never had a more stressful yeah i've never had a more stressful fucking travel and one day of wedding reception and then a bar. I think...

Yeah, but the good... The day of wedding reception. The real reason... The real reason, though, why we couldn't do that is because the international boys, me and Shane, if we went to the fucking Iowa

and whatever international airport... Sioux City Airport is really small, yeah. It was really far and really small and we would have had to pay like a lot of money to even go there so that's why we decided to land in Chicago and then go from there that everyone's problem well I can't answer that one there's literally no fucking reason for it but we did it it was a community charlie or something probably yeah it's because of charlie we all wanted to see charlie and then charlie didn't even come the

second day that we were there he didn't come hang he came the first day he did come the first day which fuck all right you know what are we are we ready for this are we ready to talk about the fucking clue house we can i believe we're ready we're ready. There's like the very small prerequisite when you sent me into a fight or flight response and then there was this like, you know, getting there, but that's also nothing. Oh yeah, I mean, when we landed at the airport, Julian had no idea what I looked like,

but I knew what Julian looked like and he told me where he was. And so I look around the baggage claim and I'm like, i don't fucking see anyone here and then i look over like a little bit more and i see someone like lying down on the ground with their head propped up on the uh on like a pillar with a suitcase next to them and they're wearing clearly a weird gamer shirt and i'm like i yeah i think i can deduce who this fucker is so i still am like only partially sure that it's Julian at this point,

but I do walk over and I can tell that he's very engrossed in whatever he's doing on his phone. So I have a rolling suitcase. I roll the suitcase into him and then step around the pillar on the other side. And I just, and I get to watch from behind as he starts wildly flailing around and panickedly looked to

his left to see where the suitcase came from and there's nobody there and then from behind him i said what's up what's up julian i did not even know that happened you don't remember the part where i just started screaming fuck really loudly in an airport you're gonna not mention that part that's not surprising that's if if you're ever in an airport and you're going to not mention that part? That's not surprising. If you're ever in an airport and you're wondering if one of the PST people are there, just listen for a fuck. Listen for someone playing the piano

and then fucking walking away from it like a Fleischer cartoon. That'll be Julian. Julian genuinely looks like a fucking cartoon character when he walks. It's so fucking uncanny and weird. It's not even when he walks. It's so fucking uncanny and weird. It's not even when he walks. It's when he does anything.

Corbin can be lying down. Not Corbin. Julian will be lying down and you look over and it looks like he's like a fucking ragdoll in Gmod. Like you just throw him at something and he does that. I felt so guilty because we had to share a bed. And then you told me about how apparently I flail around like a wacky inflatable man whenever I'm asleep. It was fine.

I wasn't sleeping well any of the nights on that trip. That didn't really stand out. I definitely didn't help. You know what? That's fine. Whatever. Why don't we talk about the Clue House? We can talk about the Clue House.

When we were really last minute in reserving an airbnb and a hotel and everything so we didn't we had literally one we only had one uh choice when it came to an airbnb in chicago and that choice is the clue house we We didn't have any idea. We had no indication of what we were getting into. I thought it was going to be cool. The pictures all looked normal. And also the guy

was just extremely nice. There was a clear lack of mirrors in the pictures. There seemed like a lot of shit in all of the pictures if you go back and look at them. Avery, you want to, you want to, you want to give us a run down chronologically. I'm going to give you a virtual auditory tour from the front door, just walking around the house before we get into anything,

any of the details. Yeah. And I already talked to David and Julian. You're going to want to jump in and add things to every single room because that's what the house is like. I have a notepad and pen at the ready with bullet points for things you may not mention. Wait until I'm done with the layout

and then we can go into that shit. It's like one of those find... What are those called? Those PC games where you have to find different things in a room that's just cluttered as fuck. That's how I felt being there. It was a nightmare. You were in a room that's just cluttered as fuck. That's how I felt being there.

It was a nightmare. You were in a fucking graphic adventure game? Yeah. A hundred percent. I don't know. It was an iSpy book. But a house. So,

if you come in, you walk up the steps, you get to the front door. You open the front door and you walk through and you're in like a little foyer, like hall, hallway area. There's a closed door on your left. We'll get to that later. But if you turn right and walk down the hallway, if you look to your right, there is a very large, pretty much completely empty room with mirrors in two of the three corners because the door is in another corner just facing into the room. And then if you look more closely, you can see that the only light source in the entire room is a single naked light bulb sticking out of the wall in the one corner that doesn't have a mirror in it. Oh, jeez. For the purpose of mapping this out, we're going to... Oh, and also,

a big brick, like, fireplace with a TV placed on top of it that is, like, touching the ceiling that is perfect for, like, neck strain, and there's also nowhere that you should... that you can reasonably sit to watch the TV. For the rest of this,

we're probably just going to refer to that as the man grows food and cooks outside room. Yeah. Yeah. If you turn to your left at the end of that hallway, you get to, we don't really have a name for this one, so I think that we'll just be calling this one

the living room? Party room? Party room? Party room works. You know what? I think party room works. The weirdest thing about the party room is the fact that

one of the walls is completely made of custom order mirror and or window to the next room, which I will get to. In the middle of that room there's a pillar hanging down from the ceiling that anyone who is taller than David is going to hit their head on

if they try and walk around the room. In that pillar, that is the main lighting fixture. There are four bulbs in that pillar. When you turn the lights on, one of them is just a really light, a really, really bright regular light bulb. The other three are spinning rainbow disco lights. Holy shit.

And if you look to your right when coming in, there's this giant cabinet full of liquor and a huge TV just like on top of it. And then if you look around more, opposite the TV that is the wall that is entirely

made of windows. And then if you look up there's like the triangle part of the room because it's like it's got like a i forget what it's called like the roof ceiling triangle shit whatever that's called uh that's that's all custom mirror um and another mirror leaned against the corner of the room behind which there is a neon sign for a bar. Through the glass doors and like windows, there is another room. This room is completely

white. It's yellow? Yeah, it was bright yellow. Yeah, white furniture but bright yellow paint. Right, it was oh no no all the furniture was like yellow yeah white furniture but bright yellow paint right it was kind of like faded yellow but yeah fucking psychopathic yeah so in this room there is simply a desk an ashtray with some blunts in it a basically a jar of rotting wine one chair facing into the house with just windows

behind it where you can see, like, anyone can see in and you can see everything outside. And then on the other side of the desk, two other chairs. And in the corner of the room, there is a just sign that's like a live, laugh, love

sign, but instead it just says, God has been so good to me. And also two more mirrors. Oh. For the remainder of this, we're going to be referring to this room as the pre-fuck contract room. Yes. Oh, yeah.

Coming back in through the living room from the pre-fuck contract room you can cross past the wall through like a door into another hallway the first bedroom is in this hallway this is where boo and david uh were sleeping yeah and boo was the first one to arrive. He picked that room. He turned the TV on. It's just porn. It's just porn on the TV. And I need to emphasize the TV. Hardcore porn. And the TV is pretty much the size

of the wall. It is a fucking huge TV. It was the size of the wall. And it's inches from the bed. Again, in this room, there are three more mirrors. No, no, no.

Also, the door was a mirror. The door was a mirror. The door was a mirror. No, the door was a mirror. The door was a mirror. There were multiple door mirrors. Okay, multiple door mirrors. If you think there's an added mirror,

there probably is. Probably was. Okay, multiple door mirrors. If you think there's an added mirror, there probably is. Probably was. Okay, so one room, you keep continuing down that hallway. You flip the light switches on expecting the light fixtures on the walls to just turn on. They're also disco lights that spin.

They are not normal light bulbs. They illuminate nothing. They illuminate nothing, but it does make the hallway a lot more colorful. Yeah. So, you continue down that hallway, you look into the next bedroom. I don't remember what was fucked up about that bedroom. Was that bedroom normal?

I don't know. I didn't go in the whole house. Also, the first bedroom for the rest of the video, that's the X-Videos room. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The first room definitely had three mirrors the video, that's the X-Videos room? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The first bedroom definitely had three mirrors, one of them being the door. Yeah, because it wasn't the fucking X-Videos.

It also had a poster in it with some Jack Daniels and then just an inspirational quote that just says, why not? I didn't see that. That's so good. All right. I don't remember what was weird about the second bedroom in the hallway. That bedroom might have been normal.

There was probably porn on the TV, though. Because something I failed to mention up until this point is that the first time we turned on any of the TVs, it was playing porn. Every single one. It was all on X videos, and it was just really hardcore anal. Yeah. So,

continue walking to the end of the hallway. To your right, there is the only downstairs bathroom, which is painted bright blue. There's a massive stack of towels. It's like an old-style freestanding bed. And if you look at the wall, like, not bed, freestanding tub. And if you look at the wall, there's a very clear handprint on the wall of something and it's very clear that someone was taking it doggy style in the bathtub recently

and if you open the medicine cabinet at the sink there's KY jelly in there that's the most interesting thing about that bathroom at the end of the hallway this is the bedroom that me and shane uh fox cade were sleeping in the entire room is painted bright orange there is nothing

in the room except for a bed an air mattress an old bench and a tree made of christmas lights well there were two of those right yeah they're they're in the house but one of them was in there that's right in this room on the on the wall directly above the bed there were two christmas wreaths but instead of being made of wreath they were made of white fur and in the corner of the room not plugged in not attached to anything has nothing to do with anything else in the room there is a old dell pc that is entirely made of optical drives yeah just a fucking massive thing with like nine optical drives like genuinely like nine it was a tall tower yeah that that is the optical drive room or the white roof room. Either is fine.

The window is insulated with exclusively the wrappers of straws. Yeah. Okay, that's fine. Just straw wrappers. Drive-thru straw wrappers. They insulate because the window didn't shut all the way. You just stuck a

fuck ton of just straw wrappers in it. Three happy meals worth of just straw wrappers. So leaving that room, if you want to exit the hallway, you can go all the way down and exit through the like door that you came in. Or you can take a few steps forward away from the end of the hallway and turn right. And there is a raised platform that signifies the start of the staircase. Yeah. and there is a raised platform that signifies the start of the staircase that splits the house into two lanes, with the middle lane being the staircase,

which is parallel to the hallway that you were just walking down. The carpet is also completely coming off of this staircase, and it's pretty much a death trap. Upstairs. It's not even attached at certain points. It's just hanging there. You go. Yeah. It's just hanging there. You go upstairs and there's no air conditioner. It's about a thousand fucking degrees up there.

It's a retrofitted attic. The ceilings are very, very low. That is where the upstairs bathroom is. That is where the shower is. That is like, that's the normal bathroom. Yeah, sure. That is the normal bathroom. You turn around coming up the

stairs and you walk forward to your left there's going to be about forty thousand dollars worth of audio equipment it is insanity an incredibly professional audio setup david do you remember the rgb microphone i remember he had a fucking rgb microphone on there who the fuck has a microphone that has lights inside the mesh dude what the fuck was that like it was literally like just the the computer the chair and all around the chair there had to be like fucking 20 different like synths keyboards whatever recording gear it was insanity vintage akg studio headphones yes also like a lot of vintage shit like it would just out in the open in this random open open fucking room yeah in a terrible part of town too. Like, what the fuck? Yes. And to your right, there's a drum set.

If you continue forward, there's a door at the end of the hall. And this is the last room in the house. Except for the kitchen and the basement. There was a bedroom upstairs too, but none of us went in there. If you open this door, there are no lights in this room whatsoever. There is one tiny

window, which natural light is flowing through. There are a lights in this room whatsoever There is one tiny window Which natural light is flowing through There are a couple of couches in the corner And two sheds full of weird Like costume-esque clothing If you look at the wall Opposite the door There is a rectangular hole cut into it And just pure darkness behind that

If you walk over To the hole And you look into it, there is a tripod with a camcorder pointing through the hole into the room. If you shine a flashlight into the darkness, it's just piles and piles of clothes and a giant rack full of fedoras. And for some reason,

a Mac Mini. And also just the shoes, man. And shoes and clothes everywhere. And in the darkest corner, it's all completely covered in dust. In the darkest corner, there were also three rack-mounted pieces of audio

hardware that hadn't been used in like 20 years. This was probably a porn set they're just running out like to make some more extra money. Yes. Oh, yes. There's way too many mirrors. You turn around. No, you haven't heard the best part yet. You turn around and you look at what the camcorder is facing and it's the Weezer blue album wall.

For the remainder of the discussions of the house, this is the Weezer blue album wall. For the remainder of the discussions of the house, this is the Weezer room. Yeah. So you descend down the stairs and you're like, I need a glass of water because I was just up in the Weezer room and I'm dehydrated

and sweating my ass off from the heat. You turn around coming down the stairs. You go right. You turn. You coming down the stairs, you go right, you turn, you walk through, it's a kitchen. Kitchen's pretty normal. Except for the 1920s stove. But the rest of the kitchen is completely normal. The 1920s stove is the most interesting part of it.

The other interesting thing in the kitchen is that that's where the door to the basement is. And when we were exploring, Boo had not told us that he had asked us not to go into the basement. So we went into the basement. And the basement, the entire, once again, mirrors everywhere,

the entire floor is all padded. Like, not just carpeted, like padded. You walk around and there's a very clear open area where it smelled kind of weird. I'm going, so this is the orgy basement, is what we decided to call it. If you turn around to leave the orgy basement to the left of the staircase there is a giant poster for the guy who rented us the Airbnb like him playing a trumpet

and all of the text is in Korean it's all in Korean the entire text is in Korean there was another one of those in the pre-fuck contract room yeah did we what sorry did you translate it in the pre-fuck contract room. Pre-fuck contract, yeah.

Yeah, there's a few of those. Did we what, sorry? Did you translate it? Did we translate it? No, we didn't. I was tempted to peel it off the wall so that he could sign it for us. You what? A little souvenir.

Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, so. I mean, what the fuck else? Do you guys have any shit you want to have? No, no, no. You're not done with the fridge. You're not done with the basement. The fridge. The corpse fridge. Yeah.

It smells like a rotting corpse. That fridge must have been off for like 10 years. You open it up and it smells like actual death. It was so fucking awful. There was just like a water bottle and a beer in it. Yeah, I said there are mirrors everywhere.

Yeah. If I'm describing a room and I don't mention that there are mirrors, just assume that there are mirrors everywhere. It's a fucking fun house. Except for the Weezer room. The Weezer room is the only one that has no mirrors. It's the only room in the whole house that has no mirrors save for's the only room in the whole house that has no mirrors,

save for a couple on the floor in the dark clothing sector. Because no one fucks in the Weezer room. Also, the Weezer room had a small enclosure, like a dog house. What? With its own light? Yeah, I mentioned that. The one with all the clothes that were like costumes. Yeah, but if you open it up, it's just suits.

It's just nothing but really nice suits. One of them was suits and the other one was weird costume clothes. Oh, I wonder why. Okay. None of them are, by the way, none of the outfits we found were sexy in any way. Like, they were just like normal ass suits. It fits for somebody.

In the large empty room that the man grows food and cooks outside room, you neglected to mention the cum couch. Yeah, I mean, yeah. I neglected to mention the cum couch. I neglected to mention that the main lighting source of the entire house are green spotlights that are on the floor.

Yeah. I neglected to mention the face on the wall. All the masks on the walls. I neglected to mention the painting of on the wall. All the masks on the walls. I neglected to mention the painting of the woman with her ass out. Her ass. I neglected to mention the multi-layered

three-way Venn diagram coffee table that also had weed on it. Oh yeah, it had just straight up weed. Not smoked or anything. The thing about the Clue House, I think Avery's the one who said this, is like every time you walk into a room,

there's a new fucked thing that you notice. Like, okay, imagine that you notice or that wasn't there before. The fucking Clue House was like the kind of house that a movie that David would really like from the 80s would be set in and the modern remake would have like a fucking elmo's world played in minor key on the trailer i think that's the vibe of the house that's really that's the good vibe he it looks it felt like the

winchester house because everything kept changing and there were rooms that led to nowhere just fucking weird shit at least a couple dead ends in that house also outside of the uh the the bright orange uh you know the uh the cd room uh was a mirror that had a mirror uh surrounding it like just facing the wall facing the door there was a mirror with a mirror in it yeah i don't know what that was about um fucking also the fireplace had was a real fireplace but it had fake wood in it um i didn't know that oh yeah uh there was a third mirror in there but it was hidden um the uh and i i think the only other thing that i can think of right now i'm sure more no yeah okay the fucking the attic normal quote-unquote bathroom is definitely the most normal part

of the house save for the massive bronze uh sign on one of the walls that simply says hello in cursive and right under and right under it like there was just two different types of bleach and cleaning equipment but like really heavy duty cleaning equipment yeah so like i'm 90 sure try and say that having bleach in a bathroom is suspicious no two different types of fucking bleach is suspicious not really one for the blood one for something else well what i found more concerning whenever one of the guys we were rooming with later said that he found dread come on one of the towels surprise surprise also he found just like cables frayed hanging out of the walls there are pictures of that um you you also you didn't mention in the in

the party room uh inside that super old nice uh cherry uh wardrobe cabinet thing that had the massive tv on it uh it wasn't just booze it was a hodgepodge collage of really expensive audio equipment and really expensive liquor. Yeah. Like just really, really. All mixed and matched together. Dude, there were like two liter bottles of like really fucking expensive liquor in that. Right next to like a fucking SM57 or something. So now that we have described this house, I would like to say that this is the setting we were in

when Mandy started telling me about the witch I want to mention one last thing I want to mention one last thing I want to mention one last thing every single light in the hallway was a spinning disco light

I already mentioned that it's a fucking gorgon trap we're not even done with it yet but we'll come back to it the hallway was a spinning disco lamp. I already mentioned that. It's a fucking gorgon trap. Dude, we're not even done with it yet, but we'll come back to it. We haven't even gotten to the man. Literally built to trap Medusa. This is bullshit. Man, do you want to tell us about the witch? How do I start with the witch?

I think the way you hear it is a great way to start. I can give you a start. I can read out the messages you sent me. Oh my god. The environment is so different here. For context, I have

I guess Wiccan neighbors. Several of them. Remember them? From the bongos. There was the chanting, but Avery saw their outside decorations a while back. Yeah, I saw them so i from the bongos well there was there was the chanting but avery saw the um saw their outside decorations a while back yeah i saw the i saw the weird summoning circle they put in the hallway that was full that was like a pentagram covered in candles what and when uh whoa yeah and

when we went to like uh we all walked up and we we all saw it because it was on the second oh yeah and we just no one said anything we all just didn't say anything. Then we walked into Mandy's apartment, closed and locked the door behind us and then all of us just kind of looked at each other and said, was that there? Demetri's just like, I don't want to say anything because I didn't know if I was really seeing it.

So then we unlocked the door and we go back downstairs to the second floor and we look and there's clearly something there. And there's like adornments on their front door as well. And we're like, all right, I'm going to get closer. I want to see what the fuck this is. As we take one step off the stairs and start crossing the first door in the hallway, as we walk past it, it locks. As we walk past it.

What the fuck? my god so i'm i'm prefacing all of this by saying that mandy's not crazy i also see this shit when i'm over there this is that is so fucked up yeah that is so fucking weird but yeah the name like the weird chanting below me might not have been children but instead like Wiccan women. Even though they sure sounded like kids. You decide. It could be Wiccan children.

Hey, listen. Go back to that episode. Oh, it was on Sundays. Maybe it's like a fuck God ceremony they're doing. Yeah. Like Sunday, we're gonna bang the drums and eat mushrooms today. We don't need a church. I mean, that's how the pagans stick it to the man.

You took Christmas from me, you fucks. Yeah, so you take mushrooms from them. Yeah, something like that. Yeah, so anyways, I was... So the witch and what happened? Something happened before that. I had gone to, I think this Vietnamese place and I came back

and I was just walking back to my apartment and I what was it? Did I hear a cat? I saw a cat. I saw something. Do you want me to read you the messages really quick? Just to like read just the very beginning because i cannot remember what the what happened i remember there's a cat involved so at uh let me look at the oh i don't have the time anymore i think it was like 4 a.m i get a message from mandy out of nowhere i think i'm under attack by a witch if i don't

post again within 24 hours i lost and then because it's mandy and that's just kind of how things go we had a normal conversation for a bit after that and then after that after like seven messages i said so what was the witch doing you said oh wait wait i remember yeah there was a cat yeah yeah there was i thought i heard that that comes later i saw a cat in the parking lot and i was like I just stared at it because I hadn't seen this cat before, and it was staring at me. Because there's two, they're usually around.

There's, like, this big orange one called Garfield that's clearly feral, because he's fucking enormous, and I'm pretty sure he's, like, devouring other cats. He's so fucking big. He'll, like, if I go out late to get mail, he'll be, like, sitting in the middle of the parking lot at 3 a. not giving a fuck oh you named that one garfield yeah that's yeah that fits i mean the coyote's been actually the coyote's been real fucking quiet since garfield showed up

the coyotes haven't done anything since garfield came over yeah and then one's just like a neighbor's cat which is an outdoor cat in a fucking parking lot which is its own its own special kind of hell but i saw this weird like black cat i hadn't seen before and i i hate the fucking the black cat superstition shit but i was just i was just looking at this cat and the cat stared at me we just kind of started staring at each other. And then I heard this bell violently ringing violently. Yeah.

Like really vigorous bell ringing. And I was looking around like, where's this coming from? And then I lived by like this, uh, this cliff that goes down into like this Valley of woods where the coyotes live. And I look up and I realized it's coming from the apartment blocks kind of near the the um like this valley and i

look in the second story and there's either like a tuscan raider or someone in destiny 2 concept art i cannot tell if it's a man or a woman. I'm pretty sure it's a lady. Like at this old, like this old, like crone woman and like this big covered in weird garb. It's like leather something with like this big, big, like rice farmer hat or something. And I guess she's staring in my direction. I can't tell because it's a Tuscan Raider outfit. And she's violently shaking this bell just staring me down and i'm sitting there going i don't know what to do because i maybe she's not looking at me

and this and this is something i don't understand and so i go okay i'm just gonna go inside and then when i went inside everything was fine and then when the sun went down weird shit started happening I'm like working in my office and I start hearing like thumping on the walls which I'm living on the um the top floor and I don't have any like um the apartments are spaced out enough I don't have like any neighbors I'd hear through the walls so it's like how the fuck is there thumping on the walls and then i start hearing it on the ceiling and i'm like okay there's no maintenance workers up there maybe it could be like raccoons or possums somehow got up there i don't know and then at 4 a.m exactly i heard what sounded like my refrigerator and TV collapsing

in the living room what? it sounded like you know if like have you ever had like a a pack of like soda or beer or something like it falls over

and you hear like like all these cans and stuff going over oh yeah yeah yeah it sounded like like the carbonation yeah yeah it sounded like 10 of those

falling over what the fuck yeah like I was like holy fuck like i thought for sure either my um like my tv had fallen out of the cabinet or just like my fridge a shelf had collapsed it was so loud and so i run out of the office into the main room everything's fucking pristine but i'm like no like the hallway. This, this had to have happened in the apartment. My girlfriend woke up and she's like, what's going on? I'm like,

I don't know. And so we're looking around. She definitely heard it. Oh yeah. She was in the bedroom sleeping. Okay. Not just you then. No,

because I told Avery, I was like, if that had, if she hadn't woken up, I would be convinced. I just imagined it because I didn't just like, you know, sometimes they were falling asleep, you know, like have like a I would be convinced I just imagined it. Because I didn't... Because sometimes you're falling asleep, and you have a loud noise, and you wake up from it.

I've been like, oh, that's just... I was falling asleep, and I heard a loud thump. But no, she woke up too, and like... Either you're sharing this vision, or that actually happened. Yeah, and it's like there's no fucking way, because she was in a completely different room asleep. And it was loud enough to wake her up,

and it's like the farthest possible room from the hallway or where any noise would be. And so we keep, we find nothing. And she's like, okay, I guess maybe it was someone downstairs. And then the door starts fucking thumping really loud.

What? Like, not like someone's knocking, but like something's like shoulder checking the front door. So I look at the people. So I'm like, maybe there's like an animal in the hallway, like messing with someone's like garbage cans. So it's like, oh, maybe like the garbage cans are out. And like some animal knocked like a bunch of bags over.

And I just was loud enough that we thought it was in the house somehow. And so I look out. Everyone brought their cans in from like i could see so no garbage is out there and all of a sudden the entire like little keyhole to look out from goes completely dark like something like rubbed against the door all of a sudden no it scares the shit out of me so i jump back because, like, the lights went off in the keyhole. I went, what the fuck? And they look back, and there's, like, nothing.

I'm like, okay, maybe, like, because I have a bird's nest that will appear outside my apartment door sometimes in a light fixture. Avery gets, like, attacked by birds sometimes when he comes over. I don't get attacked. That's not true. Dimitri gets attacked. The birds at my apartment are chill. We hang out. The ones here fucking attack people. Yeah, they don't attack me. Not you. You're right. They dive at Dimitri gets attacked the birds at my apartment are chill we hang out the ones here fucking attack people they don't attack you you're right they have they dive at dimitri

something yeah but they dive like everyone except you anyways and so i'm like okay yeah but i'm just like maybe it's like a maybe a bird or a bat flew directly in front of the the thing somehow and like and blocked it off. I'm not... I have not connected the bell ringing to this yet. Mandy, have you ever seen Noroi the Curse? No, I need to, though. It is...

This is literally the plot to that fucking movie. I'm not even kidding. What the fuck? Is it? This is literally, literally yeah the fucking birds smashing into people and shit that's literally one part of the fucking that's on my fucking list for this october that and um the guy's other film yeah watch that film and then let us know this is literally noroi the curse what the fuck fuck? Yeah, but here's the weirdest part.

Because I'm still trying to rationalize what's happening. Because I'm not fucking connecting the Tusken Raider with the bell to this. Because I don't jump at witchcraft as the explanation instantly. And so I'm like, okay, whatever. Oh no. Just go to sleep. I'll come with you. We'll both go to bed because

she's like freaking out she has like a thing about like alarms and people breaking in so it's like all right well i'll just go in there and then we start hearing cats going like ape shit and the thing is it's not like it wasn't like cats in distress i guess it was like it was a constant meowing meowing or just screaming no like there was like a bit of screaming there was like a bit of screaming but then it just became like meow meow meow

meow meow like it sounded like a ringtone almost what the fuck yeah just like meows over and over and now I'm like how the fuck is this coming like from so i thought it was outside the balcony and so i open up the um the balcony door because i have a tiny little um thing there and i hear it and it sounds like it's coming from right to the side and below me but i'm like my downstairs neighbor doesn't have a cat i think and i go back in i'm

hearing the meowing from like a different wall now. And so I'm just hearing meows through the walls. And so she's like, she's in bed, just like fucking terrified. And I'm like, it's fine. Like there's probably an explanation. And I'm like, I'm like, I'm just going to take a piss. Like, I can't, I can't do anything about this. I have to live my life so then like you know when um we have some pretty like low low quality toilets here

you know how like on the low ones like the water will be out of the um we'll just like completely drain for a few seconds because it's like slow to refill yeah so like the toilets like i do that i flush it the toilet's empty and i swear to god i hear a meow comes out of the toilet like through the pipe what the fuck what the fuck like i had that weird like ceramic echoing it goes like what the fuck what the fuck yo these witches know how to have a good time fucking with someone holy shit it's like on the bathroom and i'm like i'm like goosebumps i'm like what the fuck was that and so i'm just sitting there and i'm like i'm trying to think i'm like okay it's like

did a cat get in like between the walls somehow is there like a cat fucking around like in the pipes it's like maybe it's like maybe maybe a cat has like gotten to a vent or something it's like knocking shit around i'm trying anything to figure out what's happening i'm sure the answer is something really boring and mundane but it's 4 a.m. All this has happened in sequence, and I'm convinced there's a witch. Because now I'm thinking about the cat I saw earlier. So I just tell Avery, like, what did I say? He said it earlier.

Fuck. You said, I think I'm under attack by a witch. If I don't post again within 24 hours, I lost. Yeah, that was it and so i just i recapped him that um like that day you uh yeah the next night yeah you you skipped something on that which was when the meowing stopped oh yeah oh fuck that's right it the way it stopped when stopped when the cat stopped going meow it wasn't like it meowed one more time and like stopped it was like a sound bite

had been cut in half it was like meow meow meow laughing laughing laughing laughing maybe they're fucking with you

and they just had like fucking little speakers going and they got tired why would they why would an L.A. Tusken Raider lady it doesn't make sense cause it's funny she wants to be on the podcast

it was to a point my girlfriend was asking if Dimitri could have done anything because like Dimitri gets drunk and you'll start reading out like stupid magic shit he knows about because he's big into D&D and like all that garbage and so he's like yeah and so he's like I know about world building and she's like did he read any

like weird shit when he was drunk I was like I don't know we were watching like a shitty movie the other night he started talking about the keys I was like, I don't know. We were watching like a shitty movie or night. You started talking about the keys of Solomon or something. I don't know. And so, yeah, the next night was weird because it was just like electronic shit kind of fucking up.

No, that wasn't it. There was one more thing that you told me about. Oh, right. The fucking shower. Yeah. The shower blindness i remember that i remember you telling me about that yeah so um my girlfriend came on the shower

the next like night and she's like she's like i'm really freaking out like what's wrong she goes i want to take a shower and suddenly i couldn't see and then when i went to the bedroom i could see my breath but it's like 70 degrees in here what the fuck what the fuck you guys are haunted well i just like yeah but i'm thinking like no no there's like the shower on there's probably some like heat thing with like i'm sure there's something about the heat of the bathroom and like the the cold the bedroom and she's seeing her breath for some weird reason or like steam was coming out and she thought her she saw her breath i'm like fuck that and i'm telling avery the um i'm telling avery this i was like i might have to get like a priest

like get a priest yeah i might have to but then like as i'm telling this to him fucking netflix and the tv turns on by itself and the netflix like they you know the sound is about 30 times louder than it should be like the walls fucking shake and then the ps4 turns itself on and it was completely off and not in like sleep mode or anything. Like I, it's, it's in the be off mode. I'm just like, okay,

maybe power surged or something, but I don't know why the Netflix baboon was so fucking loud. I'm going, I want to message Zach Bagans right now. Did that also reset and just like defaulted to max volume or some shit?

It was like beyond what I would... Actually, Julian, I think it's ghosts. No, it's witches. It's 100% witches. I don't know Andy. I've never heard it that loud. The fucking bass rock was that loud. I was about to say, how did it compare to the bass rock? It was louder than the bass rock. Are you kidding? Yeah, no,

that's witches. There's no way that would happen on accident. Listen, listen. Zach Baggins isn't doing anything right now. I say you should message him. You should message him. I want him on the podcast to explain to us what happened. So I don't really want an explanation for this next part, I don't think, because I think whatever is in my head and whatever can be drawn from it is probably more interesting and funnier. After Mandy says Netflix just turned off by itself and

the baboom sound was 30 times louder than it should be, and then the PS4 thing, and then I might legit have to try an exorcism. To that I say, what the fuck? Then no response for 24 hours so i message him again any witch updates again no response for 24 hours third day yo are you good no response for 24 hours then i get a message from mandy it's defeated for now that's when we that literally i remember i remember when you got that because i think we we were either in the car back yeah we were in the van on the last day and you just said like oh my god he's alive and we were like what what do you mean there was a genuine sigh of relief in the van yeah yeah because everybody was actually genuinely afraid for a minute like everyone was very adamant that that amount of silence after

that was abnormal it's never happened yeah it was it was weird and then the the interaction in the dms after that is holy shit you're alive yeah things got weird but it's over i think did you win maybe the door didn't get rammed last night so i slept a long time so fucked up is there more to the story that you would like to share would you like to leave it at that i'll leave it at that for now fuck it for now we were talking about before we recorded this I was like Avery I don't know if I should talk about the witch because not thinking about the witch made

the stuff not happen I don't know if talking about the witch fucking resets it I don't know how the rules work yeah so Mandy there is a running theory that talking about the witch might make the witch shit happen. So the reason that I explained that that was the setting in which we learned about the witch is that the next day trying to get the van and get the travel going, everything was fucked. Everything was fucked.

Before that, I want to mention, can we rewind rewind when you were getting those messages from Mandy because we had a phantom among us oh yeah while we were talking and reading out these messages and we were watching men gross food and cooks outside we start hearing some

thumps in the house and we're like that's weird and we walk around and we notice that oh the basement door is locked now and closed. I guess the owner came in and like locked the basement because he realized he had forgotten to. And Boo hadn't mentioned to us that we weren't supposed to be going down there. So we kind of wind down for the night. We have some drinks. Julian is fucking ragdolling in the corner on an air mattress while we're all talking it was really fucked up we were just like having a good time and all of a

sudden he just falls flat and just started like wiggling around yeah that's no i didn't yes you did yeah yes you did you actually that's what happened when you fell asleep that's what when you julian you got so fucking wasted at one point you literally just flopped on your bed and started wiggling. And everybody was like, what the fuck is he doing? Yeah, no. You did that? That's not a joke. You did do that.

What? Yeah, that happened. Yeah. So we wind down for the night. Everyone's had some drinks. We do some shots of moonshine. And then we go to bed. I remember that. And I some shots of moonshine. And then we go to bed. I remember that.

And I can't sleep well at all in this house on the air mattress in the optical drive room. I wonder why. And it's extra annoying because I was also up for 24 hours prior to being in that house. So I'm operating on

like three hours of sleep for three days. Oh, oh oh i just want to also say that half the air mattresses didn't have bedding including mine they were just they were just they were just sleep on my bench my night of sleep was uh with a was a hoodie on my torso like back forward and then a backpack on my legs just to keep myself from getting cold. Right. Some people just slept without anything. Yeah.

It's a cool time. So I wake up first out of everyone. I wake up at like six something in the morning and I wake up and I'm like, you know, I'm kind of hungry. I could go for I could go for a leftover slice of Chicago deep dish pizza because we because that's what we had had for dinner the night before. I'm so sorry. I have to mention one other thing. Do you? Do you have to keep cutting me off? I did.

I'm trying to be kind of logical. Can it not wait like a minute? Can it not wait like 20 seconds, Julian? This was on the fucking, like, it has to do with the whole haunting shit. Well, you don't have to cut with the whole haunting shit. Because my... Well, you don't have to cut me off. You can let me finish my thing first.

I thought you were going to lead into the breakfast stuff. I was going to lead into the fact that I woke up before everyone else. It's like six something in the morning. I walk into the kitchen to get a slice of leftover pizza. While I'm sitting in the kitchen reheating my leftover pizza, the fucking basement door unlocks. Door opens. Fucking William, the owner of the house, just walks out and he says, what's up?

Julie, did you not know? You didn't tell me about that. That's why we all kept saying that he was actually in the house. No, I knew he was in the house. I didn't know that's how he materialized. Yeah. Well, from the basement, he was always in the basement listening. Sorry for cutting you off.

Actually, that's not true. Sometimes he would skitter around the fucking house and we would hear him go like yeah to go get alcohol i was gonna say about how after we were all fucking wasted at one point i like i went to the i went i i needed to use the bathroom brush my teeth and shit and um david uh also needed to do that so i was like wordless because we were tired and drunk. I just stepped out and looked at him and he walked into the bathroom. He's wearing nothing but boxers, by the way.

Hell yeah. Boxers and glasses. He's in the bathroom for an amount of time and then he walks out and I need to paint the picture here. None of the lights are on but the one in the bathroom, uh,

and it is rim lighting David's silhouette. I can see none of his features. Uh, I can see, but, but the light is like shining through. There's like God rays genuinely. Uh,

and just David's standing there with his arms slightly like outward in like a weird fucking a pose. And he's, and he just stares at me, my dumb drunk face with a toothbrush hanging out of my mouth for like 15 seconds wordless slightly frowning and then walks to his room i don't even remember doing that to you what david what the fuck was that? I don't remember. I was drunk. You looked actually angry. I was drunk.

I was just sitting there with, like, toothpaste dripping out of my mouth. Confused. I don't remember that. I don't remember anything. I was drunk. You didn't even blink, David. I didn't blink? That sounds like me.

You were motionless. that sounds like me you were motionless you walked away and gave me a dirty look back like yeah don't fucking do that again and then just close the door funny I don't know I think you were too drunk to be making jokes like that

well the next day of travel I was going to say, was pretty uneventful, so we can segue into the wedding reception. Yeah. Wait, can I? Oh, yeah, Corbin. Mandy, I'm 100% convinced it was witches.

I'm... Like, you're not crazy. The same exact thing happened to my ex-girlfriend. What? What? What the fuck are you doing fuck we're having like big reveals right now this is sick the only thing i'll ask is did at any point did she also embarrassingly scream i don't believe in you in the middle of her living room before i make it go away

did you scream in your living room, I don't believe in you? Holy shit. I'm just imagining. Fucking, oh my God. I'm imagining that one scene in I Know What You Did Last Summer, and you're just twirling around looking in the air and going, what are you waiting for huh i heard another fucking slam the door at one point

and one of the later nights where i wasn't on much of anything no i was losing my mind the entire fucking time because literally almost the same exact thing happened to my girlfriend uh what i was i was over there one night and uh i was leaving to go home and there was a black cat sitting at the front of her door what the fuck no i was like that's so fucking cute and i tried to pet it and as soon as i tried to pet it it just it sprinted off into like the darkness and disappeared i didn't think anything about it and uh maybe oh no actually like a day before that i had uh gone to go see her roommate's room because she had a new roommate that just moved in and when i walked in uh pentagrams all over the walls what what what oh my god very overt and she was like yeah i'm

studying witchcraft and i was like oh okay cool goodbye forever and um so that night right after the cat i go home and i'm sleeping and she calls me at like three in the morning. And she's like, I just heard this like giant crash. It like shook the entire house. And she's like, I'm home alone right now. Like there's no one else here. I don't know what it is. I think, I think my roommate summoned something before she left and is putting hexes on us. And she's like, and I'm like, calm down.

Probably something just fell. Like, it's not a big deal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's like, no, it's definitely a ghost. Can you please come over? And I said, not if it's a ghost. And then, so I went back to sleep at my house. And the next day I went to spend the night

over there we watched a movie really normal went to bed and i woke up in the middle of the night and her dog would sleep in her room and her dog is just growling like at at nothing like at, at nothing, like at a shadow in the room. No growling at absolutely nothing. I don't like this. It, this giant fucking thud, like a, like 12 bodies had hit the side of the wall and we're home alone. Yeah.

The fucking, the thud sound and the whole, like the whole house just shook. And, uh, as soon as the house shook, she sat up and she was like, did you hear it?

And I was like, yeah hear it and i was like yeah i'm going home we need a corbin in every horror movie ever holy shit just uh so i got up and left and she had her house exercised and uh wait did she actually? yes she legitimately called a priest to her house and uh a priest came and exercised her house cause I told her I was like yeah just fucking exercise that shit uh oh my god

no way the lesson is Salem didn't go far enough oh my god fuck no one should have survived the crucible she ended up weird stuff kept happening and so I just said you should probably move and then she did

oh my fucking god everyone wants to buy quartz and moonbathe in their fucking windows until demons start pounding on the walls. I cannot believe you're having this same experience. Holy shit. The thing is, she invited it on herself.

I got a bell rung at me by a Tusken Raider. The fuck did I do? You stared at the cat. The apartments downstairs were marked hunt them well maybe they just imagine they got the wrong address the wrong fucking coordinates they messed up their circle they were using ways instead of google maps no they were protection they were protection seals. They weren't pentagrams. They're using fucking American measurement units for the pentagrams.

Genuinely, David, there might be truth to that. Yeah, they were using protection seals, bro. Let's summon a demon and then protect ourselves from it. Haha, now we have a demon in the apartment complex. Great. Is it going gonna make you rich? How did you do this?

It just wants to hang out and fuck around. He's gonna go, they're gonna take a picture of it and go to that one place where it's like, ah, proof to me magic is real and I'll pay you billions. I'm gonna put an electric fence around my house and I'll release a velociraptor into the neighborhood ha ha ha

do you think that there's a chance that it might be revenge for the base the base rug was months ago it might not even be the same I think we need to ask what so I have a sound bar because I don't have

I'm in an apartment so I don't have like a, I'm in an apartment, so I don't want like my neighbors to kill me. So I don't have like a surround system or anything. And the Lord of the Rings 4k thing came out last December. Yeah. This was a while ago. This was ages ago. Yeah.

Yeah. And so we had like, Oh, gets people watch the, watch the movies again. Boy, return of the King looks like revenge of the Sith. But anyways,

watching, watching fellowship of the ring and i'm like oh the bass setting could go up pretty like i'll turn the bass up kind of higher for the barog it'll be really immersive oh my god and like we hear we hear the steps of it and it's just like boom boom it's like it's kind of loud but it's not like crazy so it's kind of loud but it's not like crazy So it's like oh this is like cool And it probably won't bother the neighbors And then it roars The entire fucking

Building shakes Like things on the walls were rattling It didn't make a sound It unleashed a wave. I couldn't describe the sound at all. It was just like there was suddenly pressure in the building. Wait. Avery, you heard it?

No, I was there that night. No, Avery was there. He was there. Oh, okay. That was the night where we... Avery heard it from across the way. Yeah. On the other apartment building.

Yeah, no. It was the night where we watched all of the Lord of the Rings movies in one sitting. heard it from across the way yeah no like the other apartment building yeah no it was it was the night where we watched all of the lord of the rings movies in one sitting and i had yeah i learned that i have the superpower to like narcoleptic pass out whenever treebeard appears on screen and wake up the second it cuts away from him he's like man the two towers is the best fucking movie it's so well paced we realized that every time a tree scene popped up he would fall asleep and the second it ended he'd like be alerted back away getting defibrillated awake by the lack of and then that's right because fucking dimitri kept saying Frodo was at risk and all this stupid shit.

That's because Frodo's at risk. Gollum already fell for the risk. Fucking Christ. Fucking Frodo at risk is the funniest shit. Frodo's at risk. So, the wedding? Yeah. So, all the boys were at the Clue clue house and i was getting ready for the reception um not a lot of like super eventful stuff i picked up my friend stebby uh because he flew

into the actual small airport from texas he wasn't coming from anywhere so picked him up we went out to eat um i accidentally ate somebody else's food at the restaurant because i'm stupid uh you should clarify that you don't mean someone else at your table no okay so we went to a place called who hot it's a mongolian grill i was teaching stevie how to get food there you bring it up and it's like a big round hibachi they they grill the food we ordered three dr peppers three dark drinks and a bowl of rice and we go over i go over first i get my food i get it made and i grab my plate and we go over, I go over first, I get my food, I get it made and I grab my plate and I walk over and I walk over to, uh, what I think is our table. I sit down, the rice is there and I'm like, oh, sick. I grab rice. I start putting it on my plate. I grab a drink and I

take a big sip and I'm like, that's a weird Dr. Pepper. So Stebby comes over, he sits right in front of me to the left of me. And he's like, oh isn't dr pepper this is tea weird keeps drinking it and my wife shelby walks around she's like guys that's the wrong table and i turn around i'm like oh fuck our table is right behind this one so we go we we eat our food whatever i apologize to the people and that's like the first day and then the next day everybody is getting into chicago uh there is i'm gonna say in the night this is probably around 9 10 p.m no i'm gonna say like 10 11 p.m uh the lights all go out in my apartment the power goes out because of thunderstorms the witch oh so actually there's an adenum that i'd like to add to the witch after the reception that i forgot to tell you all at the bar uh so lights go out next day whatever uh then finally the wedding reception we have to go

pick up olive garden shelby and i have a million fucking things to do get my family all wrangled and then meet up with everybody to make sure that they get there. OK, the night before the reception, however, everybody is in town at their hotel and they're like, oh, yeah, let's go meet up, see each other. We'll drop off Akira and we I believe y'all were hungry. We were fucking starving. Y'all were starving. And Sioux City, there's not any options for food late at night. So we had to go to Perkins, which is like a shitty Denny's, and wait for 45 minutes to be seated.

That's a low bar. A shitty Denny's is a horrible bar. I think Perkins was better than Denny's, if I'm honest. The food is better than Denny's Usually yes So it's a better Denny's what I haven't been to many Denny's I've been to one Denny's

Must have been a fucking Must have been a really good Denny's I guess Pretty good Denny's yeah That was my experience with Denny's There's a video you can find on the internet of someone paying their Denny's tab By giving another guy a blowjob I know that There's another video you can find on the internet of someone paying their Denny's tab by giving another guy a blow job. I know that. There's another video you can find online of a,

of a, like a, like a late high school band playing like screamo death metal at 3am. Denny's with a mosh pit in it where he screams, what the fuck is up Denny's? And then screams. That sounds really fun I wish I was there

but yeah everybody's at the Perkins aka better Midwestern Denny's I guess and I don't know he wasn't super eventful there aside from the wait I believe that Stebby kept holding the door open for drunk people over and over again he would just open the

door very politely every time somebody would come in and then i remember somebody talking about scooby snacks very violently while we were paying the bill leaving well actually there was like when we were when we were leaving there was a drunk the drunk lady that just like held the door for me and she said yeah you go i was like what the fuck because i was the last one to leave and i was like oh what the fuck did the smell of my city disappoint no we literally we literally knew we were in when it started smelling you know you entered the sioux City like limits when you start smelling garbage and sewage.

It was mostly sewage. Yep. That's why they call it Sewer City. Otherwise, yeah, day before the reception, I think was mostly fine. Y'all rested at the hotel. We went back to our house. We slept, woke up, got ready for the reception, had the reception already,

and I believe yeah not really a whole lot happened aside from like me helping my great aunt like set up beforehand before y'all arrived and y'all i think arrived in groups because there was only one uber that was working yeah so y'all had to arrive in groups of like three or four so the uber kept repeatedly coming back with different groups of the boys uh and then oh my mom was really aggressively making sure that everybody was using the photo booth that she paid for my favorite part was just tweeting about julian doing different things to my family members when he wasn't actually doing anything that was my favorite what's really fucked up is that you guys slipped nuggets of truth into it did you tweet about how julian at the bar ordering like a wine slushie or something said i'm going to commit a hate crime out loud yes so julian walked up to the

bar and i'm sitting there and and it's after his interaction with boo and julian at the bar we're at this winery owned by this really nice old couple and they're manning the bar and i'm sitting there at the at the bar and julian walks up and we're talking about something and julian's like all right i'm gonna go commit a hate crime and he walks you did you said i'm gonna go commit no no i said i said i need something to clean up a spill because boo made me commit a hate crime. Yes. Yeah, that's right.

You needed something to... That's right. You spilled something and you had to go to the bar. No, Boo made me spill something. He didn't make you... You're fucking... Stop it. You're fucking...

He nudged my arm. I wouldn't have been hateful. Look at your fucking arm. Fucking noodle ass. Julian, do you call... Hang on. Really quick. Julian, do you call party fouls hate crimes?

Is that what I'm learning right now? He calls party fouls hate crimes. Sure. That's pretty good. It's so bad. I kind of like it. Yeah, I remember just a lot of good times. I was running around like a chicken with my head cut off, though, making sure my family

and Shelby's family was OK. Shelby worked in news for a while. So a lot of her family member, a lot of my family members who are like the awful ones kept talking to like the news anchor who's a local news anchor around here and kept asking for pictures. Oh, really? And like two cousins that were there kept bothering the shit out of me, even though I was like hosting it because their dad wouldn't like actually deal with them and like do anything. So they kept walking up to me and asking me for like piggyback rides.

Hey, come play with me. Hey, it's like, why are you talking to me? I'm trying to deal. You were like genuinely rude a couple of times. I was because I was like, hey, you need to stop. This is my wedding reception. Mom, will you come get them please will somebody wrangle these kids there are like eight there are like 60 70 people there i don't

have time to deal with children it was the fucking worst should have rented an xbox it was really funny to me to hear you retroactively talk about how relieved you were that people did not mingle i was so happy that people in my family didn't like mingle with like shelby's family at all and like my other friends that were there really just came in ate hung out for a little bit and left like uh shout out to brett who was a pst fan and i basically like embarrassed him to the point where he didn't want to talk to anybody who was part of the cast there. He was so, he was so mad at me because I introduced him. I introduced him as a PST fan and then he was too scared to come over to talk to everybody. Brendan was like, Hey David, come say hi to a fan. And I was like, okay.

I went to say hi to a fan. He was like okay i went to say hi to a fan he was like i i hate you so much brendan you didn't introduce me like that yeah he was visibly upset i love brett though brett's super nice shout out to brett uh shout out to olive garden as well i don't think you mentioned that oh yeah so i had olive garden catering which we still have. Big ups to Olive Garden. Nine days later, we still have leftovers in our fridge. Hell yeah. It's only been nine days? What the fuck? You should probably throw that out.

No, it's actually still good. I checked it today. Whenever I was thinking about being invited to a wedding reception, because I've never been to a wedding reception before, I was like, I wonder what this is going to be like. I wonder what I need to do and then you know after being to brendan's wedding reception i still don't think i actually know what a wedding reception is like no because yeah it's a party but like we also had a really laid back shelby and i wanted it to be really laid back because people were going to

bring their kids and we wanted to make sure they were as bored as possible so that they didn't do anything stupid. Yeah, I mean, bring their kids. I'm mainly just saying about the whole like Olive Garden catering and wine slushies. I mean, that's also like a Midwestern wedding reception is what you got to experience was just like a chill party. I mean, if you go to a more fancy one you're gonna have to deal with like rituals and trials and tribulations and shit what rituals oh god we're back what oh at the reception avery is telling me about the witch stuff so he's he's describing it to me and i don't think about it until we start breaking down everybody starts leaving shelby's got to get her news friends out

i gotta get my friends out yeah we gotta get ready to go to a bar we're gonna go to a bar wasted we get a recommendation from shelby's friends and they're there and um the the witch stuff is playing in my mind a little bit shelby and i are driving back to the house uh to clean up and change into like more fitting clothes so we can go to the bar right after uh with stebby and james and as we're driving out of the winery right back into town uh i see a black cat stops in front of our car we stop the black cat runs across into the woods and I start fucking freaking out yes we're elkers I'm so tired of it

I was like no this isn't fucking happening so we get to the bar and the bar is fucking I love that bar I'm gonna go back there 100% yeah it was a nice i want to say really quick when we got to the bar i sat down next to 10 who's a friend of ours who is uh if you like watch corbin streams and you watch like the prey streams you already know

who 10 is but uh 10 is a friend who's like a real normal person and so we sit down at the dive bar he orders a beer i'm the next to order i order a beer next person to order is boo we're at a dive bar and boo leans forward and goes um yes can i see your cocktail menu oh man i gotta get him out i gotta get him out more man holy shit when he did that i felt like i felt like so embarrassed i mean david you also went after boo and you didn't know how to open a tab no he didn't know how to you also did it what do you mean why are you putting this on anyone else how do you know how to open it i did open it you did but you were you wouldn't give her your fucking card at first oh well that's because it's fucking weird

yeah so you didn't know how to open a tab and then after yeah yeah fucking that's because it's fucking weird yeah so you didn't know how to open a tab and then after yeah yeah that's because it's only in america that you guys do that okay only in america after seeing multiple people open a tab it goes down the line he gets to julian he also can't figure out how to open a tab being an american and having seen five people just do it right in front of him. I'm sorry. To be fair, he wasn't listening. He was like, I think he was like staring intently at the He did order Papa John's for the bar. I mean, my favorite part of the night was

at the end of the night where we were there till bar closing and Julian offered the rest of the pizza to the bartender. Like spaghetti falling out of his pocket. Like, you're so nice. Do you want the rest of this pizza? She was actually so fucking nice though. She dealt with the most fucking moronic people ever.

No, I took the pizza and then it fell out onto the floor in our car and then I threw it away. So it was a waste. She should have had it. It was a waste, yeah. The fucking... She'd been working for a long time i bet i went to the bar i went to the bar wearing like a woman's a small woman's dang and romper shirt tank top and a children's yeah and a children's

fucking dang and romper hat so that i could so that I could be the most upsetting possible and it was weirdly on nobody mentioned it I think we were just yeah it was just us inside everyone else was outside I kind of wish yeah I kind of wish there were more people at the bar so I could have funny looks nobody there were like 15 people at the outside

bar but y'all were inside I had to keep going in and out with Shelby Shelby separated from us and went to hang out with her news friends. And so I was in and out to like interact with them. We were playing darts. We were playing darts. Yeah, fair. So that's why we want to stay inside. So I'm just upset. I looked fucking bomb ass with

that Danganronpa drip. I was more confused. Like I saw your Danganronpa drip and I was like, that's David. And then I saw Julian's shirt and I was like, oh my fucking God, you're going to get beaten the fuck up. Somebody's going to beat you up. What were you wearing again? I remember that was the worst.

Somebody's either going to beat you up or glomp on you. That's the Sioux City fucking legend, right? How awful. I made a point of wearing a worse shirt every day leading up to the reception. The last shirt wasn't that worse um leading up to the reception the the last shirt wasn't that worse yeah well you know after the reception i'd you know i was running out of material you had to cool down yeah the reception was the highlight shelby wouldn't let me wear my

five nights at freddy's shirt i'm still fucking pissed about it the day before i think the shirt said i only need one more annoying fool to complete my super villain origin story, so by all means, say something. The one I wore at the night was bought for me by a friend. They both were, actually. They came from... Yeah, it doesn't

matter. Oh, I remember! I remember your shirt now! Furries Anonymous, don't show, don't tail. Don't ask, don't tail. Don't ask, don't tail. Don't ask, don't tail. And the anonymous hat was like turned into a fox tail. We're just upsetting to...

Why do we even go out in public? We're so fucking upsetting to be around. So anyways... I'm excited about the convention because Brendan, Corbin, and I are all going in Best Buy shirts I'm so excited you're planning shit

behind my back? what the fuck? David, some of us work at Best Buy you didn't work at Best Buy, why would you be a part of that? I don't know I can make my own Best Buy shirt I'll buy a blue shirt

if you buy a blue shirt and then sharpie best buy onto it i would love that i've got i've got one that just says volunteer yes yeah because we're going to too many games in like a month in october for those all right i would like to too many games in like a month in October for those interested in Philadelphia. On the trip back to Chicago for the last night. Oh, right before the trip back.

The day after the reception, we had to fucking move and Boo and Ten and everybody, our fucking lads, they stopped for 20 to 30 minutes and helped move boxes and boo and 10 uh like moved our couches down to the u-haul for us because like a bunch of people that were gonna help me ended up backing out shane also did that yeah shane shane also fucking did awesome yeah yeah

everybody else come on i lifted like three boxes. I looked at a box. Yeah, David looked at a box. Avery, I think, tried to help with the couch. I helped with the couch down. I did mostly boxes. And I did boxes. Okay, well, it's not a competition, Avery. What?

Julian, you... I was actually the best. I moved like three boxes. It was like Avery, you know the church functions who moved like three boxes. It was like a church function who carries eight chairs at a time. That's how I got my girlfriend in high school. That shit works though.

It does. It was like reception and then moving day and then moving day and like the 48 hours after the reception, it was 28 hours of moving shit. Yep. That's a move. Absolute pain.

All right. But yes, y'all's trip back. So trip back. We're in the van. We are driving back. It's going pretty normal at this point. I don't know about that. I think I think it was pretty all it got pretty awful when we started listening to Weezer.

I mean, it was just, it wasn't like story worthy though. It was like, oh, someone played Weezer. Okay. Fucking. Someone played Weezer. Get them. Okay. So we're driving back.

It's pretty fucking normal. Someone plays Weezer since I guess that needs to mention. Yes. And we, we're about halfway we're about halfway there and we're we're coming into illinois from iowa and julian requests his 88th stop to and from because his bladder is the size of a thimble worse than that we literally stopped like 10 minutes ago or something like that. Don't lie. You don't need to lie. The truth is not a fucking lie. We literally stopped for gas. We got out and then you were like, I got to pee. Like maybe like 10 minutes after we left.

I had my eye on the clock. It was not 10 minutes. I was waiting to ask because I didn't want to, you know, do it soon. So you did. so you did have to pee 10 minutes after we left well yeah but i didn't ask 10 minutes after regardless it doesn't fucking matter it doesn't julian says we need to stop so we go into google maps and we request uh that google maps takes us to a come and go because it's the closest gas station that Google says exists. So at the come and go, so it's taking us off of the highway like pretty decently far into some sort of back roads. Like five

minutes at least away. Like weirdly, a weird amount. Yes, so as we're like pulling, as we're like getting close, it says like in.1 miles there will be a come and go. And we're like pulling as we're like getting close it says like in 0.1 miles there'll be a come and go and we're all looking around at fields and shacks and we pull up to where it says the come and go is it's an open gate that leads down a path to what is clearly a witch hut. Oh, and it's a dirt road, by the way. It was like a decrepit ass hut.

Yes, it was like a collapsing witch hut with a truck that has been there since the 1990s. It was like so, that truck was so rusted over. It was insane. We see that it says that the come and go is there. We see that it's asking us to turn into this gated dirt road to a witch hut. And we have all had witch on the mind the entire trip. So the person driving, like, takes one look at the dirt road.

We don't even stop. And just accelerates and says, nope, we're not fucking going down there. Find me another gas station. And at this point, Google Maps stops working. Pretty much. And we just drive forward and we go around two roundabouts in the middle of nowhere. Oh, yeah. I was the one on the GPS and my phone just stopped working.

Yes. Snap. We're in the get out neighborhood. We don't fucking know how we got to the get out neighborhood. We were in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by fields and shacks. And as we drive through the get out neighborhood we were in the middle of nowhere surrounded by fields and shacks and as we drive through the get out neighborhood we get signal again and so we look for a gas station and in the middle of this suburban neighborhood there is a gas station that is flanked by like houses so we go in there we stop we get some moonshine david gets some vampire incense and then we get on no vampire blood i i

got i got the muds the mud slide for the gas station mud slide that says in cursive on the bottom the alcohol now that now that we had service we decide to do a little dig it we've decided to uh well no this is after the fact after we got back um someone tracked down the exact come and go that we were trying to go to. And we switched to a satellite view to see, is there a come and go? Because the dirt road went up a hill. And it was saying that the come and go was over that hill from us. So we wouldn't see it until we were already going down the road. There's no come and go.

There is literally nothing. There's no come and go. There's just the hut. I posted it in guest. That is the satellite image. The satellite pictures of the hut. It's so fucked. The witch was trying to bait us with a fake come and go.

Zero reviews. I checked. Yeah, zero reviews. It's not real. It's just a field. Not even negative reviews saying this isn't real. Just nothing. But imagine if we went

there we could have died the witch is hidden in there anyway so as we continue from there we get out of the get out neighborhood we get back on the highway somehow i still don't understand how that works yeah we get back on the highway we continue driving and we start talking about how fucked up would it be if the witch fucked with shit to the point that we get back on the highway we continue driving and we start talking about how fucked up would it be if the witch fucked with shit to the point that we get back to the clue house and everything is kind of different so on the drive back it's getting late uh we're getting we're like planning to get to the get to the house drop our shit off, and then just go out and do, uh, and just go out and fucking eat dinner, have some drinks

for the last night. Since it's the last night that we're there, we wanted to go out and do something. Blah, blah, blah, blah. We get back to the house. We open the door. First fucking thing I notice, everything is slightly fucking different. The layout of the house is slightly fucking changed. Every of the house is slightly fucking changed

every single room shit has been moved mirrors have switched corners fucking the couches have been reset up so now you can actually look at the TV from them and the man grows food and cooks outside the room all the lights are different places as well some of the lights have been changed out

some of the lights have been changed out some of them are regular light bulbs some of them are disco bulbs. Some of the green spotlights are in different places lighting up masks on the walls. You go into the party room. There's now an air mattress in the party room. You look through the glass to the

pre-fuck contract room. There's now... The desk has been moved into the corner. It's still clearly in the pre-fuck contract setup. But in the other side of the room, there's another air mattress. You keep going through. Every single room has been slightly fucking altered. You go up into the Weezer room.

Everything is slightly different. The camera is missing. The camera is not there. The camera is not there. You shine a flashlight through. You see the room. The Mac Mini is missing. Oh, and all the clothes

are like in different positions. The clothes have all been moved around as well. I didn't know that. What the fuck? They were all still there are like in different positions. The clothes have all been moved around as well. I didn't know that. What the fuck? They were all still there, but they were different. So we're all, this is kind of sensory overload because we're all having to order like multiple Ubers to get into town so that we can go to this bar. And the first Uber is like, I forget who it was.

Boo, Shane, David. I know. I think that was it. Boo, Shane, David. I know. I think that was it. Boo, Shane, David. So we're all waiting outside and this house is not in a great neighborhood. So we're kind of thinking I'm standing next to like a couple of the other guys that we went with, Nate and Joe. And we're waiting, we're standing outside for uber and we're starting to talk about like do you think maybe we should wait inside so like just like for safety reasons

and then as we say that a fucking car comes barreling down the road that the house is on at like fucking 60 in this is in a neighborhood at like 60 miles an hour down the neighborhood and i just look at each other too so's like four roads too. So they were like bouncing around. Like the roads were shit and he was still barreling down. Yes. So we, so Nate and I look at each other and we go, well, that was kind of suspicious.

And then we start to hear sirens and we were like, Oh, right. And then we, and then we kind of look around and I'm not kidding from every single possible angle that we could see a cop car pulling into the neighborhood. We see all at once. Dozens of cop cars are pulling into this neighborhood.

There are dudes jumping, like rolling out of the moving cop car with flashlights, shining them into bushes and shit. And so at this point, me, Nate and Joe, and I forget who all else was out there. We all look at each other. I was out there and I think Shane was there too. Shane. Okay. No, Shane was with us. Okay.

Well, it doesn't matter. We look at each other and we say, I think Shane was there too. Shane? Okay. No, Shane was with us. Okay, well it doesn't matter. We look at each other and we say, I think we should wait inside. So we go, we wait inside. Me, Ten, and I forget who else. I think Ten was there for part of that too. Yeah, Ten was there because I know Ten was in the Uber with me. Me, Ten, and whoever the third person was

in our Uber. We get in our Uber, we drive away, we get to the bar, we tell David and everyone who, like, while we're waiting to get seated, we tell them about the manhunt that was going on in the neighborhood at the moment. And then

Nate and Joe, they're the last ones to come. They pull up in their Uber. They walk out. They come sit at the table. And Joe just looks at me and says, we heard gunshots I didn't know about that Yeah, and then we had our meal Julian was very nice and paid for everyone

Oh, you don't gotta mention that I do, it was nice We've been shitting on you all episode, so You deserve one Julian, you didn't pay for mine mine fuck you you didn't deserve it so then we went back right so then oh and every single uber fucked up in their own unique way there and back except for i guess the one that avery ten and i got there on the ride up we were fine on the ride i was there avery i was i don't remember i literally said i don't remember

who the third person was sorry i told you like three times okay i'm just trying to get through the fucking story it doesn't matter what just fucking christ i was there cool julian was there we get in the uber julian's also in the uber julian's in the back seat of the uber julian is there we get in the uber to get back to the house seat of the uber julian is there we get in the uber to get back to the house immediately the guy tries to turn down a one-way street then drives down a one-way lane and then says ah fucking google maps uh then he tries to turn left in a no-turn left lane and then it's just basically that the entire way back yeah we get out of the uber like 20 miles over on the highway and yeah we get out of the uber we get back in the house we're all fucking exhausted pretty much

nothing else happens that night we all go to sleep we all wake up people are leaving fucking william comes out of the basement again it's me julian and i forget julian's there jul Julian's in the room with me at this point I think it was Shane there's some it was I think it was Shane no no Shane was no Shane was early Shane was early because Shane had to return the van then it was 10 no it wasn't 10 because 10 was in the bathroom he was mad that he missed this so so William what comes up to us and he's like so uh you guys have any suggestions for the house like anything that you would change because i'm like new at this

and uh i was like no not really and julian's like i'm actually i have one suggestion no no i didn't and julian yes you did julian uh you i was there i was there in the room with you you i'm actually so hard non-stop there's no way he was asking for a suggestion and I was like you know what he's asking let me fucking talk for the love of god Jesus Julian

points at the pre-fuck contract room and he says I think that room is a little bit weird to put a bed in because there's no privacy from the inside of the house and there's also windows to the outside all surrounding it so you get no privacy. And then William goes, yeah, or you could just

be a freak and not care. He shuffles around he like hunches over and like hops around as he laughs. And then he like hunches over and shuffles out of the fucking room. I didn't know that at all. What the fuck? He genuinely, he says that and then he goes. What the fuck?

Yeah. Fear. Fuck. What the fuck? It just about covers it. He's so fucking weird. Oh, man. Holy shit. I just about covered this he's so fucking weird oh man holy shit I want to play a horror game in that house

with William Senevan phasmophobia in William's house would be banger oh god we need to get the licensing for his house though I can't wait to see this in the next Red X collection the William house that's that though can't wait to see this in the next red x collection the william house

that's that that's the fucking that's it that's the grand adventure we had unless anyone is anything like it i i fuck time yeah i think i don't have anything to add but i just i i just i love thinking back on it and i love uh that everyone was unanimous time. I don't have anything to add, but I just... I love

thinking back on it, and I love that everyone was unanimous in looking back on it when they all said, I'm so glad everything worked out the way it did. This was a blast. It was so fun. Never again. Never again.

We were sitting in the airport. We were all waiting for like our various flights to leave. And we just said, I had a great time. Fuck this. This is one of the most fun trips I've ever had in my life. I don't wish anything had gone differently. Never again. Never fucking again.

Yeah. JumboLumba asks, what are your funniest memories involving family? Pets slash animals. Oh, family pets slash animals. Are you going to talk about Joel killing your cat? Yeah. What? He killed my cat. What? Is that real?

So, Joel, my roommate now, we're going to school together in high school. Very first time he ever comes over to my cat. My cat's doing that thing where it's sunbathing, and, you know, it's, like, laying on its stomach, and its legs are one way, its arms the other way, and it kind of looks like it's dead.

Yeah. And Joel goes, oh, hey, man, is that your cat? And I was like, oh, yeah. And he goes, it looks like it's dead. I'm like, oh, yeah, it just lays like that sometimes, though. He's like, oh, okay. We go into our house into my house uh upstairs doing nothing fucking around and then about an hour later joel's like all right and we go home all right cool and then he walks outside and the

cat's in the same exact position just sitting at our front door oh no he goes can i pet your cat and i go yeah it's really friendly and he starts petting it and he goes uh corbin i think your cat's dead i go no no it just it lays like that it's really lazy it's it's really old and he goes no man dude your cat's dead no that's probably the best way for a cat to go, though. Yeah. I guess. It doesn't get much better than that. Rigor mortis has set in, and the cat is very much dead. Oh, my God. Hang on. Corbin's not done.

I just go, damn. Okay, see you, Joel. And he leaves. I walk back into the kitchen. I go, hey, Mom, Joel killed our cat. Why would you say that? Because in my mind, the cat was alive. And joel pet it next thing you know it's dead no that's sound logic i said it as a joke and no one in my family thought it was a joke it's so for like an entire year my sister whose cat it was was convinced that every time this

like joel would come over to her house, she'd be like, I fucking hate this kid. He killed my cat. Why did you say that? What the fuck? It's funny. I don't know. I was just joking. Just joshing. Why'd you take a fucking joke? Holy shit.

It's not your cat's dead, but like it's funny. I don't really have It's not your cat's dead, but like, it's funny. I don't really have any like crazy funny cat stories. If you die and there's not a bit involved, then what's the point? Exactly. I just got a new cat after we moved. Don't let Joel hear it. I won't let Joel hear it.

Absolutely not. Oh, we actually, we just got new cats too. And the first thing my sister said is is Joel's not allowed to touch them aside from like the when I lived on the farm and my dad had like 25 farm cats and sometimes he'd go and get like like it was this submachine gun from his armory

this is not funny anymore and he'd go downstairs and he'd just like spray and pray into the forest to scare the cats away this is not funny anymore. And he'd go downstairs and he'd just like spray and pray into the forest to scare the cats away. This is not funny anymore. The only story I can think of The only story I can think of is a short one that's more upsetting

than anything. It's like Brendan's birthday. I don't know if I want to tell that. Yeah, no, don't tell it. I confer to you guys whether I tell this one because it's... No! Okay, well then I'm not telling it. You literally said it's not funny.

No, I want to know now. All right, well, you know what? We can cut it, right? Yeah, we can cut it like we cut half the fucking episode that Harry was in. Okay. cut it like we cut half the fucking episode that harry was in okay um so uh back when i was still in school um every time i would walk home because i would school was very close to where i lived at the time so i would just walk home every day i would throw some headphones in block out the world walk home and um we have an indoor outdoor cat he's still He's still around. He's a good man. One of my favorite cats ever.

He wasn't ours, but our neighbors just moved and left him there. So he just, in that time, he transformed from being an indoor cat to the toughest motherfucker in the entire neighborhood. In a neighborhood that has a massive cat overpopulation problem, he was the dominant one immediately. So we just let him go in and out whenever he wants.

And every now and again, he'd come back with like a battle scar or something, but it's fine. He would heal. We updated his shots. So I was walking home. I get home. I open the door and I close the door and it's a big heavy door. And just I hear something through the headphones and I'm like blasting music.

Right. So I only faintly hear it. And I'm like, that's weird. I take the headphones off and I look down. The tail is caught in the door and the door is fully closed. And the cat, his name is Socks. Socks makes a noise I've never heard a cat make ever before. What does it sound like?

It's the sound of like, he slowly realizes how much pain he's in. Jesus Christ. This isn't funny. I know. I told you. Why the fuck did you tell us this story? He just goes from like Can I spray funny? I get it now.

I mean it'd be funnier if it was coming out of a toilet. Funny. Anyway, he fucked off. He just ran outside and then he came back like four hours later with his tail fucked up and he just didn't even care. He had gotten over it. And then I was like, no, you're not getting over this. I took him to the emergency vet care.

And then he was fine. I don't know if he's over it. No, he's over it. Would he call a fucking cat? No, he's dead. How would you know he genuinely his pain tolerance is fucking insane that's why he was how would you know maybe he doesn't say because by the time he got back he was he was just operating as normal

despite having a wounded tail he came back and was just acting how he always acted like he wasn't in pain it was fucked up i was shocked anyway yeah creed asked if you could put david into one fictional universe which one would it be and how long would he survive darkwood darkwood no he doesn't he doesn't make it out of the prologue that's not even funny it'll be just like when he played the game he didn't make it out of the prologue I was so fucking afraid I played it with everyone

I did make it through the prologue but it was a lot of screaming yeah and then you got to dry meadow and said fuck this I was like fuck that that's fucking baby mode of screaming. Yeah, and then you got to Dry Meadow and said, fuck this. And uninstalled it. Yeah. I was like, fuck that. I didn't uninstall it. No, I still have it.

I still have it. Did you play it? I don't know about that. I like having it around. I don't like playing it. Scary. Who secretly or not at all secretly hates being on this podcast from Andrew Cameron.

Thanks so much for listening. A huge thank you to all our top patrons, such as... Air109, Alan Diver, Alex Steer, Ben Krizmanek, Bike, Bungo Crust, Boo Poo Lou, Brandon Yeenman, Cap Z, Kleotic, Daxter092, Desric Gothroy, Ducky Madness, Eric Scott Gillies, Fang Jade, Generic Phoenix, Harry Norris, Inverted Van Man, Kobe, Thanks so much forse, and Zora Curl. Thanks so much for listening, and we'll see you next time.