Please Stop Talking - Whitney's Protection Program (feat. Noodle & Punk Duck) | Please Stop Talking

Episode Date: March 24, 2023

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like oh hi fem boy and she goes no uh trans woman he goes ah wonderful i uh i love i love trans people i didn't buy hogwarts legacy i pirated that anyway i'm gonna go i'm looking for men because i am gay and then he just ends the call that's so beautiful good for him what a guy he's so good I'm a trans person thank you I respect you

I did not buy Hogwarts Legacy I pirated that I will continue looking for other men because I am gay that's awesome that's really good i just love like he instantly goes to like oh yeah i didn't play hogwarts legacy i'm an ally anyway i'm gay later that is an ally move this is a very funny way to respond dude we should talk about how about we just call this the hogwarts legacy special and that's all we talk about for this episode i I'm going to send you a drone strike. Send me a drone strike? That's not how this works.

Yeah, it's like a kill streak. You can use it wherever you want. Oh! You call for a drone strike. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Zip line. You just gotta run out and grab it quickly before another person steals it from you and shoots you in the head. Who do they even call for a drone strike?

Like, when... Obama is on the other line. He makes time for you. Here, David, I'll send you a link. Paul is not even the president anymore. What does he have control of the nukes for? Bro, it's not nukes. It's drone strikes.

It's his specialty. Drone strikes. It's his specialty. Just like video game, his special skill. David, I won't take... It sounds like you're making fun of Obama right now. That's the guy who got me into david i won't take all right it sounds like you're making fun of obama right now that's the guy who got me into drones i won't take slander that's the guy who got you into drones yeah you own a drone oh you'd be a you'd own a drone i don't own a drone

i'd like one corbin just sent me a place where you can get drones that's cool how did you find that oh i know about that's who i use damn how do you strike them uh you need to go to their contact page and fill out the vetting process let's just say health care why do they vet you for that why do they vet you for that why do why do you have to vet somebody for a drone strike why can't you just fucking strike him that's what i'm saying you should put first name imagine going to a firing range but instead of can't you just fucking strike a motherfucker? That's what I'm saying. You should put first name Obama. Imagine going to a firing range, but instead of firing weapons, you just call in

drone strikes on the targets. You can't drone strike anyone nowadays. There's so much woke admin. They're pushing the fucking drone ban. The world is too woke. Can't fucking do it. You had to make my drone strikes political, Obama. Now stop making my windows up just because

a few bad apples drop no no not that video dude that video is a banger that video's still up no it isn't it's been taken down like every time you watch it no every time you watch it it's a new mirror that entire video is just like some dude pissed off that he has to fucking update windows update windows and then he just starts saying the n word for no he doesn't he saves it for the very end yeah he saves it and it's a justified it's a very see what you made me do like dude there's a difference between beauty pipe rich moment and that guy like that guy i was like you know what man does he have the path all right okay okay all right all right ed okay all right all right okay no i i want to hear i want to hear what ed has to say he has something to say i mean i think you knew exactly

what i was gonna say i knew exactly where he was going i've been i've been where that man was mentally and let me tell you i was thinking them well well welcome to the podcast he says what we're all thinking especially when it's the n-word welcome to the podcast psd the only podcast where we say what you're thanking julian that neat juliana if you have merch i don't think you do but can that be your one and only shirt didn't you have merch at one point no no no no like in the front it's like i say what we're all thinking and then the back it says, as long as it's the N word. Oh, bro. Or like maybe you have it like engraved on the rim of the hoodie.

It's a hoodie now. And you have it engraved on the hood. You put on the hood and it says, as long as it's the N word. Oh, that's so vile. Is it a white hood? Yeah, I'll get right on that. That's so vile. Thank you. Thank yeah i'll get right on that it's so vile thank you thank you julia oh new pst merch coming soon hope i get writing credit for that that would be

incredible pst merch no that would not that would not be i can't do come on oh come on i can obviously not do that you haven idiot you don't know it's a try and hey while we're at it while we're using these sayings it's better to ask for forgiveness than permission I think that's absolutely applies here is that something people actually

do and say do you think Obama asked permission to the Syrians oh my god dude what the fuck Do you think Obama asked permission to the Syrians? Fuck me. Oh my God, dude. What the fuck? I heard that phrase in X. That's a good movie. In X, they say that they're like, we're going to do a porn shoot.

And then they're like, are we allowed? And then they say, better ask for forgiveness after coming. Yep. Yep. Wait, isn't that the horror movie? Yeah, it's a good horror movie. That's a great horror movie. That's a great horror movie. That's what my middle school science teacher

said about our pet hamster. What happened to the hamster? What happened? I'm inside it? No, we just had a hamster we weren't supposed to have. She said, better to ask for forgiveness. Oh, that is not what I thought. Where were y'all's minds going?

Because I said come I thought the hamster was a given and you were referring to some nebulous thing that was done to the hamster I was thinking some more Serbian shit I'm gonna be honest it did not end up being nebulous in my head like it was

yeah I know you get your fucking mind out of the gutter I thought it was like some Serbian film shit happened to that hamster oh god I haven't some Serbian film shit happened to that hamster. Oh, God. I haven't watched Serbian. I should watch Solo. I want to see how far... I thought you watched it. We should watch it together

cuddling. We should have a Christmas special for fucking pondering. And then we bait the other guests and it's actually just solo that would be evil as fuck oh let's do it oh we should do like a recut david we should edit a recut of solo with like um a live studio audience and they're they're laughing they're like and like uh like one of the women

like a sliding whistle no okay well that's not i'm censoring the entire fucking thing you said but i am adding a slide whistle oh what a vile little thing you said you're so vile ed solo disgusting little creature. Dude, I should see if GOG could get me like an affiliate link so people can buy Solo and I make money. That's not a video game, but they should adapt it. True, true. Dude, everybody says like, oh, Last of Us is the ultimate game adaptation.

How quickly we forget Gamer. Gamer was not an adaptation of a video game. Yes, it was. It was not of one it was of all you fucking idiot yeah exactly you're such a closed-minded it's not an adaptation it's an abridged it's an adaptation of a medium which is even more bold might i say it is the boldest that movie's got fucking what's his face in it what's the oh gerard butler gerard butler and let me tell you that man can butthole it's pronounced to gerald that and let me tell

you that man is a citizen that can abide some laws that's true he's also in 300 i think he is and nothing else uh olympus has fallen is question mark has he he's in that he was also in all the fall i think he's in the in all the fucking has fallen movies yeah all two of them no there's three did you know there's dude are you sure yeah no there it's olympus london and Right. They made a third one? Yeah, I didn't even know until now. Oh, he's in Plane. I forgot Plane. That came out like...

Wait, did that come out yet? Wait, so this is a trilogy? January 13, I think. Yeah, there's a trilogy of Has Fallen movies. So far. You know who has a trilogy of Has Fallen? My grandmother. Because she has fallen. I keep pushingen? My grandmother. She has fallen.

I keep pushing her down the stairs. Oh, that's not falling. That's being pushed. Well, what happens when you get pushed? Touche. Anyways, her funeral's on the 25th. Hey, that's when Succession Season 4 comes out. Let's go.

You can watch it at her funeral. This funeral boring as hell. hey that's when succession season four comes out let's go this funeral boring as hell they don't even have succession all they have is the whale uh but yeah i actually i actually really liked olympus has fallen i don't know i remember that being like because i was surprised that it was, I didn't know what rating it had. And then I was surprised when like a guy gets shot in the head and his head explodes. I was like, oh, okay. It's a violent action movie. You don't get a lot of those. I like the part wherever

he's interrogating a couple guys and then they all start laughing together and then he sticks a knife in his leg. That's all I remember. Yeah, I remember that movie being good. It's fine. It reminded me of like, it was basically just Die Hard in the White good. It's fine. It reminded me of it was basically just Die Hard in the White House.

It's a big, bold... I'm not saying in terms of quality, but in terms of concept, it's the same. It's a guy who's an ex-pro-marine, gets locked in a building, and it's full of terrorists that he's the only guy that can stop him. It's like a one-man army type deal inside a closed space. It's like same concept.

It's got surprisingly high user reviews. Yeah, no, it's surprisingly high. I mean, it's got three stars, which is higher than I thought it would get. I thought it was pretty good. I mean, the characters were like very flat. So like, you know, he's no John McClane. But in terms of like the action,

it was pretty good. You know what else is pretty good? Upgrade. That movie kicks ass. Dude, that movie's a banger. I love Upgrade. That movie doesn't, makes me want to never AI ever again. Oh, speaking of AI.

Or Star. Yeah. Do you see fucking, what's that thing Elon Musk said that he wanted to do? And I'm just like, what the fuck are you smoking, my guy? Hang on. Here, I'll post it in general. Elon Musk having a strange idea. Dude, this is out there.

I just keep seeing him fucking... What? What? What? That's a really good idea, dude. Go ahead with that. Who can do an Elon Musk impression? I'm not doing an Elon Musk impression.

I've never heard of it. Who has the best impression of a South African accent? Go on. I'm not doing that. Oh, I got it. Can I get the poo pointers, David? Oh, boy. Yeah, give me a sec. So you're going to put your tongue

on the top of your mouth. Okay. And then you're going to have a racist accent. Then make it racist. Then make it racist. I don't even know. Let me see what Elon Musk sounds like. I don't think I've ever heard him speak.

I don't even know what a racist sounds like. It probably just sounds normal. Either way. To quote Jim Jeffries, a South African accent is the same as an Australian accent, but I'm beating up a black person. We're going to have to censor that one. So Elon Musk says,

no, Jim Jeffries says it. It's a quote, so it's fine. It is. In the months ahead, we will use AI to detect and highlight manipulation of public opinion on this platform.

Let's see what the PsyOps cat drag in. Are those the cats that made Gundam style? Yeah. Fucking God. That's good. I like that, Corbin. Keep those coming. Oh, I get it. Psy. You just took your name off my

drone strike list. Although I hate to be the guy that's like life is just like video game trying hard to beat this stage what he's talking about is quite literally the villain of metal gear solid 2 you fight an ai that was made to detect and highlight manipulation of public opinion. I'm not joking. It's word for word the villain. Dude, this is shocking. When I read this, I was like,

I had to send this to three people that I knew play those games. And I was like, hey, am I crazy? Or is this just MGS2? No, it's okay though, Ed. Because next month, Elon will make a post about mgs2 he'll post the cover and he'll be like what an underrated it wasn't supposed no he'll be like

it wasn't supposed to be real supposed to be real yeah wow so based i love that guy what a fucking little clown i thought you're gonna say like we're gonna get a post in like a week of like i have now finished my liquor solid 2 and uh yeah this is such a dumb idea we're snake we're snaky we're snaky why do i keep playing as this dude with a tight little ass and a really annoying wife why am i getting feelings why am i swimming with a child okay all right bro okay it's a quote who the fuck said that me in my metal gear video okay all right yeah well good on you for saying that on your video you're not saying that on here to quote to quote the raven uh no i don't know what the raven said i was gonna quote the raven in metal I don't know what the Raven said. I was going to quote the Raven in Metal Gear Awesome 1. You know that Raven.

Dude, literally, we got to restart. None of this is making it. No, no, there's a bunch that can be used. I don't know. There's maybe 10 minutes worth at most. When Ed's recording Kanye,

I got a little nervous. Hang on. I got to move these fucking dishes because I keep slamming my table out of funny and these are loud. Well, I'm mad.

I'm going to grab food. Is it? It's fine. It's fine. We can salvage this. We can salvage this. I mean, look. I'm back.

I mean, you know, same as always, worst case scenario, it's a lost episode. Whatever. No, it can't. It can't? It literally can't.

Hey, future David, if this is a lost episode, you're not allowed to fucking censor anything. No, I actually can't make it a lost episode because I need to make a main episode for a fucking sponsorship. Oh, speaking of which. All right, you and me, we had a few talks about ExpressVPN in the past. fucking sponsorship. Oh, speaking of which. All right, you and me, we had a few talks about ExpressVPN in the past. You already know that I've been trusting

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So I was leaving out pieces of food and then one would find it and I'd take it away. And then he'd go and tell his friends. One ant? One ant at a time? Yeah. That's a lot of food? One ant at a time? Yeah. That's a lot of food. You're wasting a lot of money. Ants are very small, I think.

These ants are tiny. Nuh-uh. I thought, oh. These are big-ass fucking ants, okay? Yeah. They're huge. They're dogs. I have no idea what gaslighting kids was about.

Ed, did you ever... Sorry, not Ed. I don't care about you. Corbin, did you ever sorry not ed i don't care about you corbin did you ever um corbin did you ever share the story on the podcast of where you were like doing like daycare or like just i don't know you were doing something then but you were doing something i think it was like for church where you were like just involved with like you know like how like helping with kids activities and shit and they just started saying the most insane garbage you've ever heard in your life. Oh, I don't think that I did. Because I fucking love that story so much.

Ed, do you want to tell your story first? No, no, go ahead. No, Julian calls the fucking shots around here and whatever. He's got money to live. They don't call me Million Sub Julian for nothing. They don't. You're supposed to live. They don't call me Million Sub Julian for nothing. They don't. You're supposed to laugh. They don't.

I went to go volunteer with my church in Houston to go and be like a camp counselor for a weekend, for a little weekend retreat. So basically I was watching over a group of middle schoolers and there was one other adult in my cabin and he was non-existent man would just pass out at like seven o'clock would sleep through the entire night so i'm there and these kids are just going crazy i'm trying to fucking sleep this kid just walks up to me and

goes hey want to see me hit the midnight gritty and just starts hitting the gritty right in front of my bed. So I'm like, I can't fucking sleep now. So I just started. You never told me he called it the midnight gritty. No, because it was right at fucking 12. Wait, was this like, how recent was this? This was not that long ago. This was, yeah, like November of last year.

I don't think you've ever told this, any of this. Yeah, I think you just told it to us in a VC one night no cause I've never heard of this this is how I discovered foot finder what the fuck is foot finder I don't know but they kept going

you can't discover what do you mean oh it's a foot finder website I know what foot finder is foot finder is that one website where uh you can go see harry's feet oh okay i know about foot finder yeah they're gonna pull you up on foot finder oh no that's wiki feed oh no well then what the fuck is foot finder feet pics as a side hustle sell feet pics now for money wait what is that real is that are you shitting me? Where's this website? Is this real?

Feet Finder. You're fucking... Buy and sell feet pics. What? In underground... Feet Finder is the... Feet Finder is the safest, easiest, and most secure website for verified users to view, buy, and sell custom feet content. How old were the

kids who said this to you? What? Um, like 12 to 13. They should not know about Feet Finder. Oh, the things that they know that it was just blowing my mind. There's so many categories. They cut... So, they also were talking about something

called Minion Milk. What the fuck? Okay. All right. This is... Oh, my God. It's got so many fucking Trustpilot reviews. Tell me about Minion Milk.

So this is a list of just things that that night I heard after the Midnight Gritty. Yeah. With the Midnight Gritty toll Yeah. When the Midnight Gritty tolls. A kid whose name was Brent said, bro, Brent straight up made a midget milk. Oh, I remember hearing about this.

What? This is another group of kids. Kid one said, bro, she built like an angry bird. Kid two said, yeah, I know. She's so hot. I fucking love that one. Corbin, when I heard these for the first time, this was the first time in my life where I felt old.

Because I had no fucking clue what these kids were trying to say. I have no idea what it means still, if I'm honest. I don't think that they I don't think that they meant anything by she built like an angry bird I think I think they just are saying words that they heard online

you know what's crazy it might be something a YouTuber said honestly yeah like Corbin Corbin I think I would have killed myself on the spot if she built like an angry bird if the other kid had responded with that's what i'm saying i just kept saying zero riz to all of them and they thought i was a fucking legend uh this is kid one kyle has mental health problems kyle responds says the person who's like

crazy which i thought was just an absolute roast my crocs are like bullets as in they're coming towards your face kid one whispering to kid two you can't tell anyone i have a crush on her me i won't i promise this is the kids that were in the bunk above me they kept talking about this girl that he did crush on uh and i told him i wouldn't tell anyone even though they did not know i was awake you just told like at least 20 000 people oh shit my fuck what the hell you're gonna have to go back and apologize also one of them definitely had a fake girlfriend it was it was the funniest thing because she she went to like four different

schools i swear they kept being like dude where's your girlfriend like dude she's she's so hot but she doesn't have instagram so i can't show you pictures of her like oh what school does he go what school does she go to different school every time i'm m.m rolling in these sheets get real oh no okay this this is the kid who this is the kid who had the fake girlfriend i would show you a picture of my girlfriend but you know whitney's protection program this is what i'm saying they don't fucking know what that's they're just saying things they heard online that sounds like that one that one fucking post where it's just a girl taking a picture and it just says going to all of garden it's the exact same fucking thing oh fuck he's so fucking funny he just goes threatened fucking

whitney houston's grave revived her skeleton whitney's protection is so good one kid threatened he said he said i will piss so hard it's going to clog the toilet. Wow, dude. What the hell are you pissing? Bro, these kids are dropping some hard bangers. Holy shit. Dude, that's awesome. Each one of these quotes could be the title of an episode.

I know. That's what I'm thinking. This episode has to be called Whitneyney's protection program of course of course it is are you kidding me oh that's so fucking good oh my god next week we're not even gonna talk about these kids but it's gonna be called toilet clogging piss we should get some of these kids on the podcast yeah we should replace we should replace some of the hosts with these kids they don't have any fucking riz who's the

fucking who's the weakest link I'll step out I got the lowest link I'm sick of this shit everybody leave cancel me already get me out of here

replace me with that kid's fake girlfriend. Get her out of the program. What's her? Yeah. Yeah. The Whitney's protection program. Absolute favorite quote of the entire week is right here. Kid one. Bro, Matt is so fucking gay. Kid two.

Yeah, bro. Matt came out of the closet like two weeks ago. Kid one. Oh, bro. Matt came out of the closet like two weeks ago. Kid one. Oh, shit. Fuck yeah. Good for Matt. Yeah, I remember seeing these. Oh, that's good.

I have a good feeling about the youth of tomorrow. I have a good feeling about the expect from them. You know what they they might suck in everything but at least they'll have good fucking content dude matt that matt guy might have been the guy i saw in omegle hitting up trans people and telling them he didn't buy hogwarts legacy i'm gonna leave now because i gotta look for men because I'm gay. I keep looking at fucking feed finder reviews on Trustpilot. And I just want to mention this one because I think it's a banger. It's from two days ago from a man called Daddy Ryan.

And the title of this review is Feet Me. I saw everything I wanted and saw my friend's gf feet on here her toes were very very yummy tasty like booty i also saw my friend and my crush 10 9th's website hey hey it's probably these is this all cap yeah this is all caps this is a banger dude i love changing the colors of my nails. Please add me. Can we move on from feet fighter now? I want to make an account on here.

Whatever. No Nellers. Julian just said he doesn't want us to find his. You're fucking toper. David, you should make a let's play out of that and put that on pain hole. Yeah, just go through the fucking trust no just make an account start using feed finder with brendan it's not illegal to show your feet on youtube i think it's it's not illegal to do it on any fucking platform it's just feet you are not going to

have police knocking down your door for showing feet on camera what you're looking at feet bs i guess i wasted my money so feet finder is bogus as hell why am i paying for a subscription to purchase to purchase my feet pictures oh see the pay subscription and pay for pictures oh that's a rip-off oh that's bullshit even only fans doesn Oh, that's bullshit. Even OnlyFans doesn't do that. Fuck FeastFinder. Go on OnlyFans and find your favorite foot creators. Foot content creators on there. I cannot receive

any of the money I earned. Or you can play Marvel vs. Capcom 3. It's just feet. Grow up. After a month on this site, I made almost $200, but never received a spin on my earnings. Oh, man. Once again, the foot content

creators are getting ripped off. Think of them. Why won't you think of them? No thanks. I want to think of them. And by them, I mean, I don't mean the creators. I think of the toes. Think of them, Julian. Dude, speaking of toes,

did you guys see fucking Futuristic Hub's YouTube channel got taken down? What? The guy that does the Sonic and Tails and Minecraft sexy ladies animations? The guy who said all those slurs

by making fun of a different Minecraft creator and tried to rap but wasn't on a beat? I don't fucking remember. He made that one video where he fucking... It's like Ugandan Knuckles, right? And there's just a bunch of...

No way he started that shit. No, no, no, no. Obviously not. He always rode the fucking bandwagon. By the way, we don't give a fuck about Futuristic Hub. Are you telling me that Futuristic Hub is not a trendsetter? Don't you fucking dare slander Futuristic julian i'm sorry do we know why it was taken down was it like vaguely oh i like i have no idea i mean the guy was sending a bunch of fucking horrible threats to everybody quite was one of them he he said he threatened to

dox quite at one point and fucking kill him i'm pretty imagine getting death threats from a minecraft sexy boob video youtuber he did this to everybody because sometimes people make videos on them and be like look at this channel it's trash and then he dm'd them like i know where you fucking live whitey and he was a complete fucking psycho like i'm surprised it took him this long um but yeah no my favorite video is uh you got the knuckles uh they like go go like a into a woman they start licking her feet and she and they're like oh lick her toes and then they jump into her ass they go this is the way this is definitely the way that he jumps into her ass have you how there is no i don't way... I don't remember that. I don't remember that.

Futuristic hub, Ugandan knuckles. Because surely there's mirrors. Hopefully there's an archive. There is! I just remember the one wherever he was, like, making fun of an enemy,

like, Minecraft, like, creator. And he depicted them as, like, very fat and, like, being bad at rap. And he called rap and he called them gay slurs. Here, I'll put it in general. It's timestamped. This is the only thing I know Futuristic Hub for content wise.

Oh, dude. Oh, my God. No, I said go away. Oh, yes, yes. Now we got her. Oh my fucking... Oh my god. Oh, fuck. Oh my fucking god. Once it hard cuts to Sonic the Hedgehog, you can stop watching. Okay.

You can stop after Sonic looks around and says, Yup, still in Minecraft. What the fuck? Oh, bro, why? Why did you show me this? This is for children, by the way. This is content for children. I'm guessing.

And I guess the joke is they knocked a woman on the floor and then jumped into her ass. To be fair, that's hilarious. I'm saving that for later. So I can laugh at it again later. Dude, shout out to... What do you call it? Fucking Twitter? Making your bookmarks

public? Yeah. Dude, I have so much porn on there. I gotta clean up. It's mostly like fan art of J from street fighter it was since when was that for what purpose that's like that's pretty recent oh god there's so much pretty recent here have a have this one uh yeah i'm gonna spoiler tag this way how do i fucking are you are you just are you still going through futuristic hub foot no no no dude, no, no. Dude, I'm talking about...

We're moving on. We're not talking about Futuristic Hub anymore. We're talking about Twitter making bookmarks public now. Like, dude, I'm not joking. My entire bookmarks, it's just pictures of jury's feet. Dude, why are you showing me that? I don't give a fuck. Oh, it doesn't embed because it's not safe for work.

Fair enough. Why are you showing me this? I'm just saying. I'm not lying. Ed, what's up? If you just make it so that your your your twitter account is entirely the same but it is exclusively pornographic feet pics just saying this i mean that's a really good bit the really really good

literally all of my bookmarks is just the feet pictures of this character why does her foot look so raw that's not that's not true, is it? How do I even check your fucking bookmarks? I don't even know. Oh, no, they're going to make them public. It's not a thing yet. Can you stop posting this in general chat? Stop posting feet pics in general chat, you fucking weirdo.

Please, no feet pics in general. This one isn't really feet pics. Am I going to have to make a new rule? But, like, the whole, like, gimmick with this character is that this character is that like she's really like prone to fucking showing off her feet like dude have you guys seen jury's fucking character select screen uh for for street fighter six dude it is they know exactly what they're doing those bastards where is it okay first of all this is one of the key frames of her super she does this to you oh my god i remember that because uh every time every time uh you think about it you post in you're like god yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy there we go

so when you look at her stats in game, this is her pose. Oh, dude. It's like, dude, come on. Oh, my God. That's not porn. That's in game. No, I know that's in game, but you keep posting it in general chat. Hey, that's hosts only. Dude, the other hosts are just going to...

The other hosts are just looking at general chat right now. Like, what the fuck is going on in this episode? The other hosts just looking at general chat right now like what the fuck is going on in this episode the other hosts are looking in general chat and going oh yeah these are ed's bookmarks the other hosts are looking in this chat and thinking to themselves god i wish i was in this episode god i wish i was between those piggies why is it so funny to call fucking toast piggies dude i don't know why it's so funny i prefer four slappers four slappers my point is none of this is a joke i'm really into feet and i'm coming out of the shoe head yeah i'm just i'm sick of you i'm sorry and my question is oh my god and my question is wouldn't you prefer to come in the shoe

no no corbin shut up that's that's what that's for you that's for me to know and for whatever happens in the footlocker stays in the footlocker wait no the footlocker oh wait no it is it is a place that's a real place that's a real store yeah it's a store yeah it's a store they sell shoes i didn't know that ed is i thought i thought it was typing on his keyboard like where to find Foot Locker location No that's a fucking movie Jeremy Renner he's supposed to disarm bombs I thought that was Hurt Locker right

No that is It is Hurt Locker isn't it There is a movie called The Foot Locker From 2010 That reminds me Jeremy Renner I hope you make a speedy recovery Your wife has been feeling way too safe lately. The Foot Locker is a World War II movie. Wait, what?

What? Wait, no, wait, is it a movie? The Foot Locker movie. The Foot Locker is the one with Jeremy Renner from Rennervations. I typed Foot Licker. I want Foot Locker. Jesus fucking Christ, Ed. Look, man, the O and the I are right next to each other.

Muscle memory took over. Sorry. But dude, speaking of Foot Lickers, the story that I wanted to talk about involves a friend of mine. Did I not tell you about this guy? He's a super nice dude, very talented musician. Fucking corners me once and he goes like,

he tells me like, oh, Ed, by the way, I have a confession. I think I have a foot fetish, but it's only my girlfriend's feet. Have I talked about this? Have I talked about this? How is it that every single story or point of talk this how is it that every single story to or point of talk

how is it all the same thing um but yeah he tells me that and i go so so it's not like a foot fetish you're just just your girlfriend's feet and he's like yeah and i'm just like are you into the rest of her body he goes yeah and i'm just like that i think you just like your girlfriend yeah i think you're just into your girlfriend dude but he's he's just like, no, no, but like, what I love the most about her is her feet. And then I made... Like more than her personality or... No, no, like in terms of her physicality,

he top rates the feet. What do you mean feet personality? What the fuck are you talking about, David? You said that. No, I didn't. I said... Whatever. I'm not specifying this.

Continue telling your story, Ed. Weirdo. But anyway, then I made like a minor, like a casual joke of like, oh, you must browse Wiki feed every day then. He goes like, what? And then I remember that this is a very normal person with a real job. So I go like, oh, that's always that's always fun whenever you uh you make a reference to some depraved garbage that you expect someone else to know yeah dude it was

so weird it was so weird like me like fucking i saw a couple friends like on friday and i told them and they were like oh what's up with you and i was like oh fuck i'm pretty bummed out that lance reddick died and none of them who knew who he was and i was like come on man oh i thought you were gonna be bummed out because i just told my friend then that i just outed myself for knowing about uh wiki feet to my friend who didn't know about it and then all my friends were like what's wiki feet and i had to do it again no a lot of them did know um but he but he didn't so i was like oh yeah wiki feet is like this database you can find uh any like celebrities foot and he goes you're joking no no that's a real thing and he goes no

that's not a real website nobody would make that i just take out my phone bro look up wikifeet it's already typed in i hand him the phone dude ed pulls out his phone and just goes to most reason He looked like You know what his face looked like He looked like the fucking like ass duff movie character When he looked at my phone Ass duff movie Like pure D colon

But like out of like Childlike wonder So I think you just taught him That he does indeed have a foot fetish i think that's what you learned i i think i think i think that's what we all learned that day yeah uh but anyway nothing the story has nothing to do with fee it just involves that guy um i'm going out with like a couple of my friends including that guy and he just recently landed a job at a newspaper so he's very happy and he's getting paid paid big monies and he's just like dude i want to get fucking crazy tonight like as we're at like a very fancy cocktail bar he wants to like start wrecking shit at one point uh we're

talking about like uh alabama for some reason and how like how like it for some reason and how like, how like it's a cousin and how like it's a cousin fucking state. Oh yeah. And then I mentioned that like, oh yeah, it's so weird that they, that they love banging their cousins, but they draw the line at like other races.

Yeah. And then he, he's, he starts saying, oh yeah, a cousin fucking good mixed races. Get the fuck out of here! And he just fills it in the middle of the bar.

Yeah, he... And then at that point, I'm like, dude, you can't say... How much have you had to drink? We've only had one... I think it was a Long Island. And then he goes, oh yeah, dude, I'm going to be real. I'm very happy about the job. I had like two bottles of wine before i showed up here so he was he was having a very good time and then we uh we dip from that bar and we head to a friend of mine's apartment where there's like

uh it's like five of us total we're just listening to music we're listening to a silk sonic uh and then uh at one point, the Cokeheads show up. As you know, I'm affiliated with Cokeheads. Julian was not available. I think he's in his third week of rehab. I think you're on step three, right? Yeah, I've

been going to those. Wait, have you not been going? I haven't gotten my apology yet, but I'm patient. It's okay. I'm just happy that you're doing it. Wait, Julian, are you not been going? I haven't gotten my apology yet, but I'm patient. It's okay. I'm just happy that you're doing it. Wait, Julian, are you doing it? Yeah. Julian, we pay for that rehab. I said I'm going.

All the money we make from Patreon goes to your rehab. What have you been doing with it? We can talk about this off the podcast. Julian, where did the money go? I'm picturing you in the Walter White basement right now. Yeah, the coke heads show up. And this guy, he fucking claps his hands together. And he's like... And he points at me me and he points at another one of our friends it was like a like between the three of us we're like

very close he points at both of us and he goes you guys are doing coke today and we're like oh man all right i guess we are so you did coke uh so he hands one of the coke heads 50 bucks and he goes, do what you got to do. I want this to become cocaine. Pointing at the bill and going, I want this to be coke now. Let me tell you. Fucking amateur. Never give a large amount of money to a cokehead because he will not do what you want him to do.

Oh, God, what did he do? Okay. So then they get the message and they're like, all right, we're going to get you coke. And then they message. They're really smart cokeheads. They message three drug dealers at the same time. Oh, they start shopping around for the best dealer.

Yeah, they start shopping around. And here's the thing. They all say yes oh so they're all coming and two of them are gonna go home very angry or they're gonna be angry right there and i don't know if you guys have met drug dealers they're not very most of them you know they're chill but the ones that deal cocaine yeah like the real drug dealers they have firearms of the unlicensed variety yeah i mean what you're talking about is the difference between like a drug like a drug dealer as in you know derrick next door who gets weed and you know fucking dealing with carries a loaded firearm that's not registered under any jurisdiction. A firearm full of riz

on full auto. He's the Rizzler. Yeah, I'm picturing that fucking kid. He's Rizzful. So, we got lucky, and one of the drug dealers ended up being like, taking his sweet time and not figuring out where the

address is. And the guy that owned the apartment, he's the type of guy that really likes to talk and pick fights with people that he's definitely going to lose. So he just starts going, man, fuck this guy. You know what? Tell him to eat shit. Tell him we're not interested anymore. Nobody fucking plays around.

Nobody plays around with my fucking time like this. And I'm just like, dude, this is a cocaine drug dealer. Why are we antagonizing cocaine drug dealers tonight? This is not what I signed up for. So he's out of the picture. And then what we end up doing is using the 50 to pay one drug dealer for one batch. And then they decide that they're going to take out even more money, because obviously they only take cash, to pay the second one that's coming for even more drugs. So two of the coke heads leave

and then uh we don't hear from them for a while and then we get a phone call and it's like oh my god the drug dealer's here we don't have any money and we're just like well what do you mean and it's just like yeah we already paid the other guy but now the second guy's here but neither of us have any money in our bank account somebody needs to spot us and like i'm not part of this conversation i i'm i'm like on the couch vibing then pounding i forget what we were drinking i think it must have been like rum and cokes we were making like our own cocktails but we were all very white so we don't know how to make them i think it was all rum and cokes making cocktails was a very white thing to do i don't know how to make them. I think it was all rum and Cokes. Making cocktails is a very white thing to do.

I don't know what you're talking about. But I'm just hearing like just aggro, pure aggro off to my left side. And I don't want to deal with it because I already am not a big fan of the fact that suddenly this turned into a cocaine party. I thought you were going to say, I'm already not a big fan of violence and aggression.

I try to be very happy and enjoy. I try to joy max in my time. Joy max. Joy max. Joy max. You guys ever frolic? Yeah, dude. Who else be up frolicking? Who be frolicking in they fields?

That's what I was trying to think of. But basically the problem stems from neither of them have any money in their bank accounts. And one of the people that's there even has a revolut account where like the uh transfers are instant yeah but they don't have any money in that either oh my god so i keep hearing the screaming and the guy that gave them the 50 bucks he's been waiting for like two hours and he's starting to realize that that was a horrible idea and he's starting to get pissed because he realized he gave 50 bucks to a bunch of junkies and then so i just so i just

turn around and i go guys what the fuck is going on what's the problem and then and then fucking one of the boys goes all right fucking we're freaking out because they're outside the drug dealers there neither of them have any money and we're fucked because because they have revolute and i have revolute but but like i have a different bank account where I actually have money. But if I transfer to the Revolut, it's not going to be instant. But if only if I had money on my Revolut. Or you could just not buy the fucking drugs. No, but the drug dealer's there.

The drug dealer's there. You can't go back home. So I go like, I have money on my Revolut. And then he goes, okay, you could send it to me. Then I could send it to her. And then I go, okay, you could send it to me. Then I could send it to her. And then I go, okay, or I can just send it to her and you pay me back. And dude, saying that sounded like, it was like a fucking Professor Layton moment for all of just Eureka. Like, dude, that's so, dude, that's genius.

And the fucking owner of the apartment, he gets and he and he pops off so hard and he goes like yes ed that's exactly what i'm fucking talking about initiative thank you and he gives me like the strongest hug i've ever received from a man these people are so fucking gone these guys are awesome fucking shit that's what i'm fucking talking about come here you know what come here i'm just like dude all i'm doing is doing what we all thought of doing. You guys are just broke. And then whatever. And then I just fucking send the money.

And then they finally get the drugs. And then I think that's the end of the story. I'm going to be honest. And then it was very uneventful. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, no. Oh, so you, but you did do, you did cocaine. Yeah, no, we did. After like an an hour and he gives me shit for this we ended up doing cocaine and here's the funniest

part here's the here's i forgot about this part i forgot this is why i wanted to tell this story um so uh i'm like it's like 15 minutes no i, I had just done my line. I had just done it. Maybe I did too. I don't know. I have a problem. I'm on step five. Um, and then I had a call from my girlfriend and she's like, oh, by the way, my, cause she was hanging out with her friends. We don't mix. Um, and she's like, oh, I just got done hanging out with my friends what are you up to i'm just like oh i'm at whatever's place uh we're just drinking and chilling uh and it was like what 1 2 a.m at this point and she goes oh you might have probably like stopped by to hang with them too and say hi and i'm like oh yeah sure so she takes an uber here and like while she's on her way here dude the party like i don't know if you guys have ever been around cokeheads. I'm gonna be real. That shit is not enjoyable. Like, it's just people being like super

aggy and just fucking jumping off at any like point of aggression to just fucking have a massive fucking argument. It's so fucking aggro. It's so fucking aggro. It's not fun. one of my favorites was when one of my friends

this is unrelated but it is related to cocaine of like a random aggro moment me and my girlfriend went to a party and on our way there we saw one of these guys middle of December without a coat waiting outside for a drug dealer and we're just like

oh hey what's going on man he's like oh nothing much I'm a drug dealer and we're just like oh hey what's going on man he's like oh nothing much i'm waiting for my coke and i'm like oh cool cool and then my girlfriend asked him oh did you not bring a jacket and he just fucking flips on an instant no i didn't bring a fucking jacket it's up my fucking ass of course i didn't bring a fucking jacket i left it inside why would i not bring a jacket? It's fucking December. Holy shit. Whoa. And then he goes, you know what?

That's my bad. I don't know why I got so angry right there. There was absolutely no reason. I apologize. That's true, motherfucker. Yeah, it really is. It is.

Okay. Of course I brought a fucking jacket. It's December. Do you not know why you would take coke? I don't know either. And it does nothing to me. But you took coke, Ed. And this was my second time too. The first time I took coke.

The first time I took cocaine. I took a line and then I was at a friend's place and I just asked him like, alright, well, this was some jolly good cocaine. By the way, what are the jolly good? I asked him, what are the sleeping arrangements? And he goes, oh, I think you're just going to take the couch. And I go, this couch?

He goes, yeah. Then I sit down on the couch and I go, oh, this is a nice couch. And then I instantly fell asleep and slept for nine hours right after i'm gonna be honest that doesn't sound that bad i mean i i don't think i would enjoy sleeping on a cocaine high personally i don't think you'd get very good night's rest with that no but i don't think it affects me i think i might be like immune i don't so like the second i don't i don't think you can be immune to cocaine i just don't think you've done it. Trust me. I thought that, you know, and then I got more cocaine. You guys are giving me cravings.

Stop. You guys are giving me the shakes. It's crazy how all of this is alleged and happened forever ago. Probably. Yeah. Allegedly, but also really, I would never partake in

substance abuse. It's not abusive if it's fun. That's true. Didn't I say that recently? Maybe. I don't know. I think I said that last episode. Why do we always talk about this? Oh, because of Ed.

My bad. I'm starting to think that Julian might not be the one with the problems. No, I'm projecting hardcore, dude. Oh, really? Yeah. That's messed up. So, my girlfriend's on the way, and Ashley's coming on the way. The party's taking a fucking turn for

the worse, and I'm just like, oh, dude, this is just starting to get more and more just not fun. And then she gets here, and i tell her like oh uh getting to the apartment i'm lying at this point uh i tell like oh getting to the apartment is such a pain in the ass i'll go pick you up and then we can come and she goes oh okay i'll just wait outside as i'm exiting the building i'm putting on my coat and all the coke heads are like yelling at each other so i pretty much just sneak out and then i get to her and i go uh yeah no they're all on coke how about we just fucking leave

so basically my experience was i fucking waited two hours to do cocaine did it and then i went wow this is really annoying and then i just left and then but let me tell you that uber ride was fucking awesome i started yelling at this dude they fucking snorts a line of cocaine well this sucks yeah i just left um so fucking funny to be fair if it's if it's a bad vibe fuck that you don't want to know it's a hard drug so to take it and just be like, I am not enjoying this. It's just a really fucking funny reaction. It's just not a cool drug. It might be the worst one.

It's so expensive. I mean, to me, I literally don't feel it. I mean, to be fair, it made me very talkative with the Uber guy. And I never talked to the fucking Uber guys. But I was just like talking shit and calling him an old fuck. Corbin, do you always talk to them i always talk to my uber driver i never talked to my uber driver you have that vibe of just wanting to be homies with the uber driver i'll talk to them if they initiate well yeah of course

i'm not going to ignore them but like corbin has the vibe of like okay i hope i'm not psychotic when i say this i hope you guys get me. But like, you know, like the older dad who's like in a restaurant and just like starts talking up like the fucking waitress just talks to them for way fucking longer than you would expect them to

or just like, we'll start a conversation with a dude in a parking lot and have you nine years old standing there and just be like, oh yeah, for the entire conversation i don't know corbin just gives me that vibe yeah i do that and it gets so much worse when i'm drunk oh i know i know that by the way i have footage of me after taking cocaine for the first time uh the other day for st patrick's day uh i went out to the bar district with my coworkers for the first time, and we were about to get into the Uber,

and I was already like, I was pretty drunk already, pre-gamed pretty hard, and I had to warn them. I go, hey, we're getting in an Uber just so you know, it's going to be a conversation. They're like, what? We sit down? First thing I do is I put my hand on the chair or the seat in front of me and I just go, hey man, you ever hit anyone with this car?

Don't worry, it's cool. We won't tell. I won't say shit, man. I won't say shit. What the fuck? I've hit so many people. What? It's the best conversation starter in an Uber. That's what I use every single time. That is so fucking fucking funny every time i get into an uber they they just want to talk to me about music they always ask me what do you do and i'm like a musician or audio engineer and then they're like

uh bro have you heard of grimes and i'm like dude oh i love gr love Grimes. It's always the same. Why is it always Grimes with you? I don't fucking know. Have you seen me? You're a Grime head. I'm not that much of a Grime head. I like her last album. That doesn't mean I'm a Grime head.

Fair enough. A Grime head is so funny because it could also mean Grime, the fucking British rap. It could. Or it could just mean you enjoy icky and goopy whatever what what did he kind of just disappeared it also could simply mean that you're a fan of icky and goopy substances he's back uh i was gonna mention something my usual icebreaker is like i ask uh i ask like the the uber driver if he has any like friends or relatives that care about him like does anyone care like if you just disappear tomorrow no no no no like if he because like i haven't had this

yet but i'm really hoping one of them says no at some point because if i'm like dude that's nuts because like i'm in the car with you right now and i could kill you and get away with it that is a good one i i like making up crimes that i didn't commit and just like casually saying them in conversation to the other people in the uber so my uber driver knows to be afraid of me hey um i i do that but for other people if i'm in an uber with someone else i'll turn around and I'll be like oh dude by the way such a fucking good night that kid in the wheelchair got rocked

I need to I need to briefly say I have a meeting in 10 minutes I need to do sorry I need to dip out in like 10 tell them you're in a meeting in 10 minutes. I need to do. Sorry. I need to dip out in like 10. Tell them you're in a meeting. Tell them you're in a meeting.

A meeting of the mind. Fucking. We're linking our brains together. Having thinkies. We're linking our brains together and we're going to be answering some Patreon questions. If you're part of the $ dollars and above tears five dollars if you

what's what's your guys favorite color that's a question oh dude i gotta say i'm a big fan of blorange personally i like uh i like green i've been i've been going back when i was a kid i a kid, I was super into green. Now I'm back to green. I'm a purple. I'm a purple head. Okay. Okay.

We've got meetings right now, actually. David, cut that just because I hurt my feelings. Okay. I'll censor it. Chat GPT said, if you could have any superpower, but it had to be completely useless, what would it be? Finally, AI is good

for something. Also, what was the question? David was laughing. If you could have any superpower, but it had to be completely useless, what would it be? These are just actual questions. These are actual questions. If you're trapped any superpower, but it had to be completely useless, what would it be? These are just actual Patreon questions. These are actual questions. If you're trapped on a desert island, yeah. What is the funniest prank you ever pulled?

These are actual Patreon. Are they using ChatGPT? Wait. ChatGPT is trained on real shit. So if you ask it for Patreon questions, it'll very likely just pull up things that are listed publicly give me an out of pocket uh it doesn't have pockets i'm sorry just as i'm sorry

what is the worst patreon question and who asked it? Dude, fucking pick one. Throw a dice. Ark asks, do you think black tar heroin is a sin? And if not, what drug do you think it is? And why is it ket? Ket isn't a sin. Dude, every time I talk shit about ket, one British guy shows up in my mentions like, shut the fuck up, dude. It's awesome.

Dude, British people, like, dude, they love ket. Dude, are they just, is it just a thing with them they're just fucking into it they're super you go to a rave you go to a club you're gonna do cat oh man there's something new with these fuckers uh they love cat and they love those fucking balloons those balloons you sniff and they get you high for like a minute oh yeah yeah that's that's helium you and drugs no it's not helium it's a fucking whatever balloon it's a weird it's not it it's a weird type of gas i thought okay i always i mean because i know you mean high off helium you're talking about whippets i think it might be a

whippet yeah i think that's what yeah no you don't i don't think you do that from a balloon you do it from like it's from uh you can't do carbon a You put it into a balloon first Yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah Oh You pump the balloon With the weird bottle Yeah Okay

It's not a weird bottle It's like whipping cream It's a CO2 cartridge Oh yeah How Sorry yeah I forgot that Julian's Literally in fucking rehab

So I probably shouldn't Correct him about How to do drugs I know a lot about Like really really Cheap shitty drugs Because I'm around People who take them

Yeah you're in rehab. Yeah. That's why his mic's there. He's Zoom calling us from the fucking establishment. The establishment? Yeah, the meeting is actually AA.

They do AA for drugs? I thought AA was just for alcohol. You know what I mean. It's alcohol anonymity. Anomina. Anomina. My brain is having one. I gave up.

Sorry, I'm on cash. Shantanu Bhatia asks, what is the collective noun for a group of PST hosts? Drug addicts. I was going to say, but that's definitely a better one. I'd rather be a drug addict, IMO. I don't know about you, Julian.

David, do me a favor and bleep what I said. Okay, fine. I'd rather be an arsonist. Okay. I was thinking arson too. I don't know. It's like whatever. Drug addiction is more fun.

I don't know. David, I Drug addiction is more fun I don't know David I've got a lighter I've got a need Actually that thing that Julian said Is there rehab for that? Like do they have to wean you off of it? Off of what? Arson?

No the thing you said That is not what you said Oh I don't like that you said ween yeah I hate that man I don't know if there is one I think you're just kind of shunned from society the snack salado

asks hypothetically what is the worst gift you would give each other for the holidays I'd give I'd give Julian more um i'd give i'd give julian more code i'd give david i'd give david a conversion shock collar uh oh my god god i'd be fair to be fair it's been okay but to be fair to ed it's been getting pretty bad with the wedding at all oh my god yeah the wedding's looking super expensive i'm looking for an out it's been getting pretty bad with the wedding and all.

Yeah. The wedding's looking super expensive. I'm looking for an out. It's looking super fucking gay. Just shocked me out of it. I give, I give Corbin and a fiction notice. Uh, and I'd give Julian more cocaine.

Your turn. Your turn. Uh, I would, so I'd give Julian more cocaine. I'd give Ed crushed up sleeping pills and tell him it's cocaine. Oh god. Oh my god.

Maybe that's what's been happening. You're just gonna pull a Pulp Fiction on him? I've never seen that movie. And I'm gonna give David an adrenaline needle. Cause he's gonna need it later. This isn't a spoiler. Fuck you, people who care about Quentin Tarantino. You like feet.

You like feet. I'm pointing. Wiki how, wiki how. Oh, no, it's Feet Fighter now. Julian, I should link you my bookmarks. Oh. No, a major plot device in that. A major thing that happens in that movie, Corbin,

is that one of the main characters uh just does a fat line of heroin thinking that it's cocaine and then fucking dies because you don't snort that you burn it and then you it's different i um i would i would give a shit ton of heroin to Ed, and then when he needs adrenaline, I'd give him heroin. I'd put heroin in the shot thing instead of adrenaline. Heroin. Just start stabbing his heart with more heroin.

It's going to roll over. Yeah, no. Two positives is a negative idiot yeah yeah i mean cancel out the heroin because i pump the heroin into my veins but then like i think the heroin is an adrenaline shot and so that's supposed to go into my sternum right so surely the response is different surely the heroin in my sternum would wake me up i have to shit and then i have to be on a meeting so i'm gonna meet that person while shitting talk to you guys later wait are you leaving what dude we're about to finish it we're literally about to finish i need to shit really bad so

finish it uh i'd give julian um not toilet paper fuck it i i would i would not give did you imagine if he had to wipe with his hands instead. Fucking idiot. No! I'd give him a long walk to the bathroom. No! I'd give Julian one of those wet wipes. Like, the thing that babies use to wipe your ass.

I'd throw Julian in the Skinnamarink house where there's no toilet. Fuck you. I do not want to get Skinnamarinked. What's your favorite... Marco Sotelo asked, what's your toilet. Fuck you. I do not want to get skinnamering. What's your favorite Marco Sotelo asked? What's your favorite fruit? Uh, you. Hey, this episode

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