Plumbing the Death Star - Could You Survive Opposite Day?

Episode Date: May 31, 2026

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Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star. I'm Joel. I'm also Joe. Plumbing the Death Star is a comedy, pop culture, sort of, today. Podcast where we ask the important questions. Like, how would you survive opposite day? And by you, I mean us Plumbing the Death Star. You don't get a chance to answer back.

You can answer yourself quietly under your breath. You're allowed to do that. Or in the comments. In the comments below. Yeah, if you're watching on YouTube. Or like, Spotify? Spotify, you can comment. Spotify's comments.

Say how you would do it. That plumbing pot on Instagram. Yeah, you can message us. When we post the episode, you can be in the comments, be like, you piece of shit. I fucking hate you piece of shit guys. And we send. Well, no point. Okay.

Is that answering the question? I thought you were. I fucking hate you. I thought you were joking when you said you weren't clever or smart or good looking or clever we can't help wow there's a lot of mean comments on this one this one of the ones

of the people are nice yeah hey stop okay okay fair enough that's it yeah enough pack it in boy

oh I remember you guys yeah I used to listen to the show got bad sounds worse now please you don't have to voice your video right swear sorry

Hopefully, on opposite day, Plumby the Death time, will unreleased 600 episodes. Yeah, we'll delete episodes. Every opposite day. But opposite day obviously comes from when somebody says, hey, you're an idiot or whatever, and you go, yeah, on opposite day, you know. That's basically how you use opposite day, right?

I was going to be like, what you're describing is. I don't know what you're describing. It's like a comeback. Yeah, on opposite day. I think I'd bully you on. Well, no. Nobody's getting out of being bullied with the opposite day.

No bullies going, fuck. Is it opposite day? I didn't know. I know, but that response is like, I don't. Hey, you're an idiot. Yeah, on opposite day. Isn't it, isn't it, correct me, it's been a long time since I was in primary school. Yeah.

But from my memory. Not for Jackson. Yeah. Jackson's recently. Jackson's just make up their mind with that. Yeah. Hey, Jack, maybe you should do a Billy Madison. I should do a Billy Madison.

Could be Bill and Madison? Could be someone else? No, I don't know. I was just inferring that you've recently graduated. Oh, thank you very much. Okay. So, like, maybe it's just like, you know, like say, you're an idiot. You're like, well, today's opposite day, so actually I'm brilliant.

You know what I mean? It's the way you've done. Yeah. If I could deconstruct it. Please. Take it apart, bone by bone. Just like just a little floor at it. Please. I'm happy to accept.

On opposite day, you're like, but today is an opposite day and it's actually a regular day, so yeah, you are an idiot. You're an idiot. I say no idea. Today is opposite day. Yeah, that's my... Luckily today's opposite day. And then I go, actually

opposite day is January 25th. Is it an actual date for opposite day? Yeah. What the fuck? We missed it this year. Damn, bummer. Oh, well. You've been released an episode? I hope we didn't. Yeah, me too.

I hope we missed it that way. Well, opposite day, so it's a day where everything is the opposite. Yeah. Right? I mean, that's the most basic understanding of opposite. No, dog is cat. Chocolate is broccoli. I'm glad you went for broccoli and not human shit.

I feel like the opposite of chocolate is bad chocolate. Oops. What about? You've just made me realize... What about chocolate is white chocolate? No, that's chocolate. You've made me realize this is going to be an episode where people will call it the opposite.

argument. Where the boy boys debate what an opposite is. Yeah. Well, I was thinking, because I have, because again... When you think about it, oranges aren't the opposite of apples because they're both fruit. Well, yeah. A dog would be the opposite of an apple. No, the opposite of an apple is no apple.

Well, yeah. Would the opposite of an apple be some kind of fruit? You can't eat. Like a rock. Like a... Well, a rock isn't a fruit. But both are natural. Yeah.

But wouldn't the opposite. The opposite of an apple is, of course, crude oil. Crude oil is a liquid, opposite of a solid. No, but wouldn't the opposite of an apple be like an inside-out apple where the flashes on the outside and the skin is on the middle? How is that the opposite? Because it's opposite, it's opposite. No, that's reversed.

Oh, that's a reverse apple. And it's the opposite of like, no, not actually, yes, but it's on. Yeah, is the opposite of... No, but that's... No, the reverse, though. That's a reverse, because the opposite is the opposite. Yeah, so what's the opposite? a bird, is it a fish or is it

one of them ground things? Like a mammal? Like a mole? Underground thing. No, the opposite of a rat would be a mole. Because a rat is on the ground and the opposite of on the ground is in the ground. So, a worm could be the opposite of a rat. Yes.

Do rats borrow? Yeah, they do. So I guess what is solely on the, like... A deal? I will say that... Is the opposite of a deer or worm? The Oxford Language Club Yeah

And it's crazy I'm using my laptop for this episode But Everyone appears to be cowards Okay No one when listing opposites They always avoid objects So they'll be like big small Cheap expensive

Fat thin heavy light There's pretty much the same Yeah Hot cold in out You know Yeah yeah But it's never like Dog cat

So the opposite of say A penguin Yeah needs to be some sort of hot. Yeah. Okay. Because there are some things. There's elements of it.

So a penguin is basically a cold bird. Yeah, okay. So we need a hot reptile? But is the opposite of a bird a reptile? Because it's actually four things a thing can be. That's true. Well, I think there's more than four. There's four things an animal could be.

I would love to hear what the four to five things in animal could be. Reptile, bird, mammal, fish, Bug. I was waiting for bug. He's right. That's the five kingdoms of beast. Yeah. Okay. But there's no opposites and there's also an uneven amount which is a problem. Because you can't

go bug is the opposite of bird. But fish can also be a mammal. Fish. Because if you go, well, what's a whale? Whale is a fish. Exactly. But it's also mammal. It's also mammal. Because if you go fish is basically anything that swim, well then we got, well, a whale and

some mermaids. Bugs aren't one of the groups. Amphibians is the one you missed. Bugs and fish aren't anything. Yeah, it's true. Mammals, birds, fish, reptiles, amphibians. Mammals, birds, fish, amphibians. Oh, no, that's the vertebrae.

Now we're like insects? No, but that's good. Vertebrae and invertebray. Okay, now we're getting somewhere. They're opposites. So the opposite of a penguin is a hot jellyfish. Yes, a tropical jellyfish. No, both like water.

You need a... Fuck, okay. Tropical bird. No, tropical bird would we take it out the spying. Tropical bug? No, yeah, bug's got an exoskeleton. It's not a vertebra. Like one of them giant-ass, like centipedes.

Oh, yeah. Poisonous. Birds aren't poisonous. Exactly. Or venomous. So I guess the opposite of a penguin is a centipede. It's like one of them tropical Amazonian centipedes. Gigantic centipede.

Yeah. So if you're going to Phillip Island, which is now called Nathan mainland No Phillip would be Empty Like so like

Filled out Empty up Empty out Like a lip Like a lip What's up sort of your lips Teeth So you fill teeth

So like a So Philip would be Empty teeth Mainland Like empty teeth Mainland And you go to there

To see the Santapeas You go Opposite day is fucking Washed up Dude But are we there on opposite day?

What's the opposite of you? What is it the opposite of you? You wake up at opposite day. You're the opposite. Yeah. If we're going like, you know, vertebrae, non-vertebrate, what are we like? Are we, is it something like, is it a jellyfish? Yeah.

Or is it like a female slug? Or is it like, you know. Someone's not the opposite of you. Fuck, you're right. Moist. I'm going to be dry. Yeah. Like, I don't know.

A dead starfish A female dried-out starfish Jackson didn't survive opposite day With your claws You open up my band and I'm just a dead Yeah, I'm a crab Yeah yeah yeah yeah God I'm alive

Opposite day can fucking kill you I'm like I don't know I was gonna say some sort of like important powerful, well-to-do female CEO Oh that's not bad That's not bad Oh, wait, no, I'm technically a CEO of this piece of shit.

God damn. This starfish is one of my main employees. It's dead. Yeah. Okay. All right. So, so, from waking up, opposite day has been hard to survive. But if you know that tomorrow's opposite day, I go to sleep in a fish thing.

You probably can game it a little bit. Yeah. Tomorrow I'm going to wake up dry as fuck. I'm going to be the opposite. So tonight, you probably... What kind of opposite? Am I going to wake up, like, sprightly and young and full of, like, you know, well-rested? Is Dusha going to, like, wake up with, like, you know, like, Fabio-esque, like, big, made of hair?

On a crowd. That would be awesome. You, yeah. I look like Larry the Lobb stuff. Exactly. You, Jack, will, like, wake up, like, I don't know. What's your opposite? Clever, dumpy, no.

Jack should wake up and can read. Yeah. You wake up literate. Like an elf or something Yeah, yeah That's true, I'll be slender and elphins Oh my God, dude And you can finally read

Finally read I sit off at bed and I go Wow, I've wasted my life I only just realized Oh, that's how you spell Jackson Yeah There's no M There's no M

Did you realize that crap Docha? God damn, once a year I get so much done You know God I gotta do so much just to make sure that Jackson is all good for the rest of the year. Jesus Christ, there's so much work to do.

But, okay, say I was going to wake up as a dried-out starfish. Yeah. If I fall asleep in a fish tank, that's a bad idea. Because tomorrow the fish tank's going to be just a pile of sand. So you've got to go to sleep, I guess, in a pile of sand. Yeah. I'm going to go to sleep in the opposite of a fish tank. Oh, well, that means so, okay, but does that mean just in general, if we go, like, inland?

Yeah. So, you just lied. out, say we go to the middle of Australia. Yeah. We go to like, you know, Uluru water. The next day, is Uluru a, basically a sea with a big hole in the ground? Yes, it would be, yeah.

So we can just live in the inland sea. We all become, like a lot, there's a lot of ocean. There's a lot of land now and not a lot of ocean. Yes, because it's opposite day. Yeah. So there's like 3% of the earth is ocean. Okay.

And also, we're going to... The opposite of, well, gravity currently sucks you down. So it's like us off. We wake up, sucked off by... Whoa! We're getting sucked off by the stars. Yeah, dream come true. All right, so like, maybe...

Yeah. Maybe we should focus on... I have a cat. It's become... I have two dogs now. Yes. And rather than say an adult... Sorry, a baby son.

Do I have an adult daughter? Yeah. An old adult daughter. And do I become like a baby? Like what do we do with you? Like Benjamin Button style? There's too many opposites. Am I also now left-handed?

Yes. Well, I mean, if we're going for like staying people, I reckon there's a big chance that I wake up as either AOC or Michelle Obama. That's awesome. The opposite. of you as Michelle Obama. I'll wake up as Princess Diana. Dead.

Fucking life. Oh yeah, fuck. We're alive. What's the opposite of a live? Wait, if I wake up... Hang on. On opposite day, all of humanity that's died comes back to life. On opposite day, I guess so.

If on opposite... That's hell of me. If on opposite day, I wake up as Princess Diana, who is dead, because it's opposite day, is she alive? I guess so. But if it's opposite day, she's no longer a princess. I woke up as commoner. Or the queen.

No, because the opposite of the prince. Well, she wakes up as a prince. There are too many opposites. She wakes up as Prince. Daniel. Prince Daniel. But am I? Prince Dion.

The opposite of me isn't Prince Daniel. No. It's very confusing to survive opposite day. Yes. Well, okay. I guess how would you... Yeah. Okay, it sounds like the day you wake up.

Yeah. Everything you've ever known is fucked. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no rhymeal reason to anything. The moon is the sun, we're obliterate. Physics is out the window. Yeah.

Okay. Well, what if we... Okay, so like when you went to the English language website or whatever, object aren't included. Okay. There's no obvious, but it's just... Yeah, but it's... Yeah, but it's...

Big becomes small, Jack. Yeah, sure, we become... But are we big? Yeah, we're not big, we're medium. Well, we're small. We're big to a rat. For a rat, we are big, but to a horse we are small. Yeah.

I don't think a horse or rat consider us at all. What? They consider us if we're stomping at them. Yeah. And a horse considers us? Yeah, a horse will think about us when we're in the field who'll look at us. You never been looked out by a horse? Yeah, but like a cat's also not really thinking about you. Yeah, that's true.

Animals have the brains the size of a pee. Yeah. Especially cats. Yeah. They do not care about anything. Well, okay, say we've woken up, we're fine. Okay, we're not starfish or crabs or sheeos, okay? We're just us.

Yeah. Opposite days, not affected our physical. I still wake up in the I'm with her shirt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are we wearing a t-shirt that said, I'm not with her when you went to sleep? I was ready for this wearing that t-shirt the night before I'm like, what the fuck, man?

That's weird. How is tomorrow? Got it. Tomorrow's opposite day. I have not prepared. People would be like, I don't know if, I mean, I'm not with her. I'm with her, with everything that's cut. I don't think either of there is good.

It's not like it's bad either way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. But still, the forces of the world have, have, have, so like left is right, right is left. Up is down, down is up. I got a basement instead of a second floor

skyscrapers are gone down Now what do we think is going to happen When near becomes far And far becomes near Well Well I guess we can travel to places That are far away pretty easily Yeah but I guess it's like

Oh I roll over And I guess I don't You know roll into wife But I roll into Spain Yeah Yeah Yeah

You're like, oh, I guess you were pretty far away, huh? Now you're pretty close. It is opposite days. But now if you're closing far. What is the direct opposite of Australia? Globally. The middle of the ocean? I roll into some sort of, I don't know.

Like a squeamperfish. Walrus. Yeah. Ah, my walrus wife. I hate opposite day. I'm stupid. So I think my wife is a warrus for a day. I'll never confer the next.

Eating is drinking. That's, you know, pretty easy to handle. Is shitting pissing and pissing shit? Oh, it says. Shitting from our penises. So it's not... Shitting is eating and eating a shitting. What's better?

Would you rather shit out your penis or shit out your mouth? Neither. The day before, I'm taking too much emotium. Not for me. I'm eating a bunch of, like, greasy food the day before. Greasy food. Mixed with lachymolium. of drinking prunes shoots.

Oh, no, if you need to shit, you probably don't need, if you, like, at the moment it's an opposite day. True. You're an idiot. You take a bunch of emotio. Oh, no. You're just getting out your penis. I fucked up, boys.

I fucked up. And your, oh, your penis is so clogged. Yeah, dude. Yeah, my penis is nice and constipated. It's really hard without being erect. It's full of shit. It's full of human. It's full of human.

But it is opposite day, so I was prepared. for this. This happens to me every year. Fieness in the shape of a log. That's gross. That's truly, truly. Yeah. I'm going to suffer for it tomorrow when it's back to normal, but until then,

enjoy shitting out your penis, gentlemen. Okay, that's bad. Feet of hands, I guess. Yeah. Well, I think, like, the rules going here with this episode that people are following along with pretty firmly. I think what we should probably establishes, yeah, it doesn't turn, like, objects.

We're not in clear. We're not monstrosity. No. Yeah. And I would say that things like near becoming far, far becoming near is just the one-off change. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Once something comes near to you again, it doesn't then go far away. No, yeah. Because then we'd be in a hell indescribable. Just keep coming back. Boop, foo, foo, foo, foo, foo. So if you're, yeah, if you're near-sided, you become far-sighted. Yeah.

Mike got blind. But also, no, I have perfect. vision? Yeah. Well, because this is the question of how, like... I guess it depends on how you define it. If you go, I've got bad eyesight. That's more you're going to have good eyesight.

But if you go, I'm short-sighted. Short-sided, I'm going to be far-sided. The next day. Well, like the book. Or calendar? Oh, the far side. I'm the far-sided. Countles.

Exactly. Coutle. That's a really good thing. Yeah. Far side of the moon becomes the near side of the moon. Oh, the moon will rotate. Yeah. That's bad.

The moon will rotate. The moon will become the sun, opposite of the sun is the moon. But is the moon an object? Well, yes, but the moon's cold, so we're okay. It becomes the sun, but the sun's cold. And the moon gets really hot. Far away. So it just becomes the same thing again.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Except the significantly smaller. And we get very cold. But because we get cold, it means we get hot. Everything immediately just goes crazy. It just goes awry. Yeah. Okay, but let's try it.

Let's reduce it a little bit so that we can actually describe. We'll try and imagine what that would be like. Because currently, it's indescribable chaos in panic. It's very much of the one billion genius or whatever that comic that is a wonderful. Absolutely. It's too much. What about this? Everything is as it is now, okay, in the moment.

But anything we do, like from that point on, the rules. have changed. So near doesn't become far when we wake up. But like, you know, I gotta go to the shops. Thankfully, it's quite close by. Yeah, exactly. I'm getting my car. I mean, driving for two hours and I go, damn. Oh, that's right. Near is far. It's opposite there.

Yeah. So you should go into a different shop, then you've made it really easy. I got to just pick up. Ah, shop. Yeah, you get to pick a faraway shop. You'll get there at a five seconds. Exactly. It's close. Exactly. I got to go. Oh, I got to get some bread. I know. I'll go to Paris.

Oh. Wee, we, we got a baguette. Yeah. What is the opposite of a baguette? Some kind of was a fat little loaf. Like a cob. Like a cobloaf? It's out to go to Paris and get a baguette.

What's the opposite of Paris? Paris has an eyeful tower. What has a big metal pit? But with places... Yeah. Because places don't really have all... I guess the question is. I guess.

Is it me-centric or is it world-centric? Oh, I see, good question. I would say world-centric. Yeah. Or maybe you-centric. Maybe you-centric is easy. Yeah, maybe opposite day just breaks reality for everyone. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

If it's you-centric, then it's all in relation to you. Yeah. So you can kind of... I guess especially if far's becoming near and near is becoming far, that doesn't work and it's more than one person. But I will say that maybe going forward, anything that doesn't have an opposite, an obvious opposite got tangled there

I said the sentence in backwards your opposite what the frick anything doesn't have an obvious opposite we would just assume doesn't have an opposite

and therefore yeah don't worry about it so like Paris yeah there's no opposite of Paris no so Paris still exists

I would argue could I know it's just just a meter throw a spatter in the world rather than say like well the opposite of say

Paris France is Paris Texas I But are they the opposite? Well, I'm intending to go to France and now I'm in Texas. Yeah. That's not good. I think it would be more like things like the desert becomes the ocean.

Yeah, yeah, okay. A farm becomes... A city? A city. Yeah. The country becomes a city, city becomes a country. Yeah, city mouse, country mouse. Well, yeah, we wake up in the country.

Mm, okay. The grass is always brown. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, grass is brown. But grass does get brown sometimes. Is it red? No, I meant like, because everyone's swapped. Oh, right, yeah. It's always green on the other side, but this time it's always brown.

And everyone hates where they live. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because of, hey, that's important. Well, does the grass for opposite? Does it just like flip up? It now grows into the earth. Oh, yeah, instead of grass, there's just dirt. Yeah, dirt growing, grass growing down.

Yeah. Is cool. Do I like the things I hate and hate the things I like? Yes. I'm about to come into Eggman. You are. It's Eggman, Jack. It's Eggman, Titman, Jackson.

I love eggs and tits! Do not show me a hole. I don't know when it's a hole or an ass. But an egg and a tit? Woo-hoo! I know his tits better not be pressed together to look like an ass. No, thank you. Or am I not horny at all?

Whoa. Oh, yeah, you become wholesome. Yeah, I wake up and I go, wow. I would never think a sexual thought. But I don't even say that. Yeah. I say, who wants to pray this morning? I guess we become, I guess we become pious men and not pervert.

Gentlemen, have you prayed to the glory of God this morning afternoon, I mean? I have. Well, that's fabulous to hear. I'm really at peace with everything. Yeah, gentle douche, we'll call him. Whoa. The calmest, most gentle man in the realm. I'm just so softly spoken, not opinionated.

No. Just a kind of gentle, quiet, accommodating man. Hello, everyone. Why do you get so little? Oh, big is small. Oh, big is small. He's tiny. Oh, he's got, I love tiny douche.

Tiny calm douche. I hope everyone had a prey today, but that's okay if you didn't. I'm very relaxed about everything. We can get like in the tune of a tiny dance, a tiny douche. Tiny douche. Oh, because of tiny douche. That's really good, dude. Oh, yeah, anyway, that's okay.

If you guys don't want to hang out or whatever, I'm actually. an introvert. You're going to spend all of opposite day in your room praying. I'm only going to say normal things all day. Yeah, we just think I say normal things. Yeah. You know, just like... Can I have an example? Has anybody had breakfast today? Fuck, that's so normal. If not, I'm happy to cook some breakfast for everybody. I might go for a walk later. What do you think about that one? Yeah, that's pretty normal. Pretty normal. You can join me in the morning constitution. yes, that's very good.

Oh, constitutional might be pushing it on the normal. Hey, don't talk to me until I've had my coffee. Yeah, but is that not normal now? No, that's like an obvious joke. Yeah. Hey, did you see that Minions meme, my shirt? I don't know. I could say that now.

Yeah. It's just the thing that's been filthy. Yeah, yeah. When Bob asked. Did you see the total normal minions me might say? No, probably normal Jackson. They say, yeah, I haven't seen the. Minions movie. It seems kind of silly. Yeah. And for children. Yeah. Yeah. It's really hard to think of a

normal thing to say. Yeah. Hey, how's your morning? Yeah. How's your morning? Yeah. Nice weather we are having. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Whether the conversation. Did you, um, watch, I want to say the game. Yeah. It's like, you know, that's not as, I'm like, ah, this day. Is he like. Catch anything on telly then? Yeah. Catch anything good on tell. We know. We know that monoculture. hard because you'd have been like, oh, did you watch last night's new episode of The Simpsons? Yeah, exactly, but very funny. He gave me a good chuckle. Do you watch Landman last night on Paramount Plus?

I think he's quite good. On opposite day, I'll say, good service. Yeah. Hey, are you caught up on Yellowstone? Kevin Costner, greatest actor. He's a really good actor. But I understand he's controversial. He is controversial, but I am looking forward to the Western Renaissance.

his spearheading. Absolutely. I don't know what's on at the movies. What's that, Little Dusha? Oh, I just, I don't even know what's on at the movies these days. That's fair enough. I've been for a while. Yeah.

I watch Netflix. We should go to the movies sometime, Little Dusha. That sounds really nice. You notice it used to rain more this time of year, but it rains a little less now. I'm calm about that. But I do like it when it rains. Good weather for ducks. I might go for a walk.

Oh, I see. I'm going to... I'm not horny. I've got so much done. My love of tits and ass, 50% H has switched. That's still 50%. That's fair. This is a frightening version of us.

I don't like this. Yeah, I was thinking about arcy. Just before and I'm like Yeah Yeah I guess It's fine If you must

You know I believe that this kind of conversation Should be restricted To the bedroom Personally You know what You're correct You know what

You're correct I'm sorry That's okay I'm sorry for raising my voice I was I was listening And not talking God damn

Obviously That's horrible Oh sorry I interrupt I love my friend Oh my God. I interrupted, you go. Fuck, dude.

I was listening. I don't want you to shut up. And you're right. Yeah, I was listening. Please continue. You've never been more correct. That's horrible. That's not the way...

I wouldn't know how to have that conversation. I wouldn't know how to do it. We're lucky that our mental health is questionable at best. Yeah. Because based on these new versions of us... Yeah. If they... Well, actually, no, because I...

I guess mental health being good would be bad. What about like... We'll feel better than ever on opposite day. Oh, fuck, dude. Like a lot of just the... Interesting. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Go on. Oh, is that so? I'll have to grab your number. Wow. Wow. Hey, do you want to follow me on LinkedIn? Yeah. Could you write that down for me?

Oh, dude. Fulf. Thank God the sun is the moon. Yeah. We're about to get obliterated. I know. Oh, that's interesting what you just said. And, well, I didn't even have my phone on me.

And I would never even have my phone on me. attempt to check. You're probably right. You're probably right. You're probably right about that. I don't know either way. Patrick Stewart probably was in the Terminator. I actually don't have an opinion on that. This thing you've just told me on about that I've just learned. Yeah, that's fascinating.

I don't, yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Podcasting is good. Yeah. I do a good podcast. Oh, yeah. Me too. Yeah. Me too. Hey. I'm proud of what we've accomplished today. Me too. I feel accomplished every day when I sit down to record.

Yeah. Not plumbing the life space. Space, the opposite of star. Well, because the star is where there's no space. It might be... Wouldn't it be non-plumbing the earth? Well, what opposite of plumbing? Carpentry? Okay. Carpentry, the life hole.

Life, life, life hole? Because the opposite of a star is a black hole. Oh, true. That's true. Carpentry, the life hole? That is a good name for black guys.

Uh-huh. But then it's just three reasonable men. Hey, what do you think would happen if, you know, if we shoot, like, I don't know,

what do you reckon the plumbers do on the death star? I wouldn't know. Probably just plumbed. I don't believe it's dressed in the canons. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Probably. Probably the plumbing, there's probably a lot of, like, excellent about it's like a lot of like, you know, probably pipes, maintenance, probably needs to happen. It's probably not even just a singular plumber. There's probably like a maintenance crew. Yeah. Or they've got those robots. I wouldn't know either way. Do you think anything would change if Professor X was in charge of the Avengers?

I don't think so. No. I think it would be the same. Yeah. Yeah. I've actually never read a comic book in my life. Oh, is that where they're from? Yes.

That is true. I thought, though, just for the movies. Yeah, no. No, I've never seen a movie either. And you were even less. You say Xavier, I think of, like, say, a prestigious school. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Poop, poob, pooh. What's that? Just the opposite of boop, boop, boop, boop. Poop, poop, you know? Sorry, a bit of normal day Jackson snuck in there. I apologize. And is that something that... I don't know what came over me.

I apologize that I'm going to take some time. I don't... Is this about the adventures? No. Yeah. How any of this is going to work. Yeah. Okay.

So, yeah, I guess we're not even doing a podcast. It's just three guys just catching up having a conversation as friends. As friends, yeah. Or are we friends now? Polite enemies. I really, I don't know what it. Quiet enemies. I don't know what it is about Little Lucia, but we just, we don't seem to gel.

I want to kill him with a book. He'd be so easy to step on him. I fantasize about stepping on him with my shoes. He'd make this sound, oh, my view. Oh, no. Oh, no. But I was a picture. Watch out.

It's been a little doucheer under here. Oh, gracious. But I wouldn't even be having those. That's something regular Jackson might be thinking. I should stand on my friend. Okay. I should stop my friend into dust. Yeah.

Right. Obviously, the Jackson's not even thinking that. He's just like, well, I just won't spend time with him. You know? They can live in his little mouse hole in the wall. Yeah. Why do you live in the wall? I guess you live in the house.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's all he needs. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, dude, opposite day is fucking scary. What if we don't change, but just the world does? Okay. Or the forces within the world, those things that aren't...

Well, one of the places that's furzed away from us is like the UK. Yeah. We wake up in the UK. Okay. And we're still... So we're still us, though. We're still us. And we still have the same relationship?

Yes, I would say so. I would say so. I'd get into my car and then I start reversing because I need to go to the shops. Yeah. Yeah. So you reverse to the shop. Like, that's what I mean. Obviously, reverse to the shops.

I wouldn't be going to the shops on opposite day. I'd be trying to limit stuff like that. But if you fill your pantry when you wake up the next day, it's empty. That's true. You kind of have to... But then the same thing happens the next day. Yeah. You need to suffer the day before so that you can prepare...

The best move, if opposite day is coming, is prepare the day before. empty your pantry. Well, no. No, you fill it. Because, okay, if you empty your pantry, then for opposite day, it's full. But then the day after opposite day, where it goes back to normal, it's empty again.

Yeah, but it's going to be full of non-food. But if you go the opposite, yeah, and you go... Half full. Full. Then an obvious day I wake up, I got no food. No food. But I don't want to eat,

because it's probably going to put it up my ass. So I'm going to limit the food out. The idea of picking up, like, an apple and your brain instinct. instinctively just goes to put it in your arms. Oh, that's right. Fucking opposite day. God damn.

I was like, could I fill my fridge for a freezer with ice cream? Yeah. Because then it's like the opposite of like say dessert is the maid. Oh, okay. So then I'll have all this wonderful foodies. I reckon I'll just starve on opposite day. Clever, go for a fast. Yeah.

It's got to be gouging though. Yeah, fuck, dude. Because, yeah, if your pantry's full, then opposite day happens, so therefore it's empty. The day after opposite day still reverts because it's no longer opposite day. Yeah. So if opposite day your pantry ends empty, the next day it's still going to be full. Yeah, yeah. But you've got to just fast on opposite day.

Yeah. Which might make me feel sick because I'm too full. If you fast on opposite day, then on the next day you've eaten heaps. Yeah. And you're bloated. It's horrible. So is there something to eating heaps on opposite day and then it's like you fasted? I don't know what that achieves.

I don't know. But there's some, something there. If you just don't move, you wake up in bed and you go, I'm going to stay in bed for the whole of opposite day. Yeah. Okay? There are still like, yes, bodily functions you want to do. I just won't do.

Yeah, piss of shit, shit is pissed. We've been through this. I'm going to have to do that. I just piss the bed out my asshole. Okay. If I have to. I lie there. I don't know.

Even there is it's like, you know, you probably, like the toilet's not longer the toilet. Yeah. It's the often. or something. You know, but like, well, we have pipes so take the sewage out. Oh, yeah, opposite day starts in your toilet to shoot and shit into that.

Yeah. Yeah, I didn't use the bathroom. Oh, no. Okay, so you got to keep your bathroom door closed, but that means you have to leave it fully open the night before. And you need to take multiple shits in the toilet the night before so that on opposite day,

there's no sewerage in the, you know what I mean? Yeah, but also it doesn't matter too much because again, the day, you survive opposite day, then all the surrogers are gone again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But also, again, no matter what you do, because all the pipes of the house are all connected. They're all just connecting anyway.

The sewer is just pumping it. Yeah, what you do the day before is really got to do that. You've got to disconnect. Oh, but if you disconnect, they become connected. Then it connects. But if it's connected, does it disconnect? Yeah. But then if it disconnects, does it just simply just,

so instead of it going through the S-bend and out the toilet, is just shooting out where the spend used to be under my house. I hate it if I'm lying in bed and I piss myself out my asshole. I know the next day I'm going to wake up having chat myself. That's annoying.

That it's better and opposite thing to shit yourself because then... Out the penis. Out the penis because then at least that means only you pissed yourself the next day. Or does that just mean you ate a nice breakfast in bed? Oh yeah.

If eating is shitting. Yeah. It's just, I'm trying to do as little as possible So I can, I, because, if I get up Yeah, I sit down, yeah So, I mean getting up feels relaxing. Oh, that's true. Maybe you're gonna get really tired being in bed,

you're like, man, I've been on my feet all day. Yeah, yeah, it's like, oh, like my instinct. It's like, oh, I need to hit snooze. Yeah, that's right. Fuck, dude. Fucking office a day. Yeah, you're, if you usually get up early, you're gonna sleep in. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to wake up early then. And I'm going to... I'm asleep in. I'm going to get the middle. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I wake up early. Okay. Let me just try and think of a regular day. Regular day. Okay? I wake up early.

Okay. But I wake up early. Yeah. I get out of bed. I get into bed. We'll stay in bed because you're already in bed. I stay in bed. Yeah.

But, okay. So you're waking up early and staying in bed now. Yeah. But okay, on opposite day, pissing out your eyes. On opposite day, if I do something on opposite day, the opposite happens,

but also the opposite happens based of what I did the day before. You know what I mean? Yeah. So on opposite day. So on opposite day, if I get out of bed, do I get into bed? No, you'd stay in bed.

But then further into bed somehow. And that's what I'm like I snuggle there I want to leave And you're gonna And you're gonna And you're gonna And you're gonna

You're like man I'm gonna go back to sleep Yeah And then you'll get out of bed Then I get out of bed Okay great I'm out of bed Time for

Very frightening A shower Oh yeah Oh yeah I forgot that you can't I gotta have a shower If I'm gonna wait Well maybe

Okay So you're opening The bathroom door Everything's covered in sewage Okay I'll skip the shower But that means I have

The shower smell makes you throw up, which makes you suck in. But it smells wonderful. Surge smells good. I go, Well, that's hard to have you shower. You step in. I step in, but it smells and looks great.

Yeah. And so, yeah, it would smell and look great. So then you'd hover out. You'd step over the drain of the shower and get blasted with great smelling and looking water. Because if you turn on the tap, That's gonna be sheer. So I think, yeah, it's going up. It blasts my balls.

Yeah. You haven't, yeah, so you're helping in the shower. You clean your horse all off your first piss of the day. That's all right. Yeah, exactly. You go in the shower. You get blasted from the drain. Wait, does water make you dirty?

Yes, yes, it worked. I filth up my balls. I go, great. But it's not water currently. It's sewage that just happens to be cool. Oh, yeah, that's... Okay. So, surge is shooting out of the drain.

You're right. You're right. Surge is shooting out of the drain. We love this. You're spraying yourself in the balls with surrog. But that's great. But it's cleaning your balls. Because usually it makes you filthy and dirty. But in the sewage.

Now it cleans us. It somehow cleans me. I go, well, I've dry head, but very wet balls. Time to go. The shower head is just sucking it all up somehow. Then the next step is putting it. Well, the next step is drying myself. So I get a towel and make myself wax.

You get a towel, rub ourselves, leaving ourselves, somehow dripping wet. I guess the sewerage is making us clean and dry. Yeah. Then I put on clothes. Is that you wake up wet? No, let's not go out. No, no, no. We're moving through the day.

I put on my underwear. No, you put your underwear on your head. You put a hat on your balls. You wear your jeans on your shirt. And I put my legs through my jump on my jacket. pocket, the armholes. And you then put shoes on your hands. Time to go to work. Time to quit my job?

Yeah, time to quit my job. No, I take I take a tram to work. So I Train or boss probably. Yeah, sure. Yeah, that's that that's fine. You drive. I drive to work. I say, no, you drive to you drive to somewhere pleasurable. Yeah, the opposite of work is pleasure. I drive to the beach.

Yeah. Yeah. You drive to the beach where it is just a dry, barren wasteland. But you love it. Or would the water be the sand and the sand be the water? Water's the sand, the sand's the water. So it's like a river? Like a river on the coast. With just so much sand.

Out at sea. Yeah. So much sand. And I'd say I quit my job. As you... You'd wade into the water, but I guess you would wait. Way into the sand. Yeah, I step into the sand.

Cook myself, but freeze myself. But freeze, because it's actually a very cold day. Then I go, I need to have lunch. So I... Because I skipped, because for breakfast, all I had was coffee. Yeah. Tea? Did you have a tea? Yeah, I had a tea.

The opposite of coffee is tea. I think we can allow that. Yeah, that's fair. I have lunch. Say for lunch, I was going to have a subway sandwich. I have a... What's the opposite of a sandwich? The opposite of a subway. The opposite of a subway is a train.

Monorail. A monorail soup. Monorail soup. Delicious, dude. Up your ass. Very crucially, I don't get to pick what's on it. The soup artist does. Make it my way.

No, it's not an artist. It's a soup professional. The soup professional makes the soup however they want, and I have to just eat it. With your ass. With my eyes. I spoon the soup into my anus and I go, I also piss out of that all so I don't know what's going to

My mouth's for nothing, I guess I guess you'd be pissing out your like your mouth Yeah, I'm pissing out my mouth You're gonna get your mouth Pissing at your nose Yeah Okay

I hate up as a thing Lunch done That just means then we talk out of our ass Yeah, that's true Yeah, well Furniture style Yeah Okay

We didn't like everything So literally we just flipped upside down. Yeah, I'm walking on my hands. Yeah, we're all doing is walking our hands. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah.

Maybe opposite day is not so bad after. Yeah. Yeah. Even though it looks like we're eating, like we're shoveling swooping through our potholes. We're not, because that's our mouth currently. Yeah. We're just upside down on our hands.

I got our, on our hands. Do you reckon you remember seeing all those beautiful asses on opposite day the next day when you woke up? I think that it would be really hard to find any pleasure in it, watching somebody put a banana off their eyes. That's their face. Yeah, but I mean. That's their face.

face. Also, out of everything to pick a banana? Okay, a banana fine. Soup. You think you could remember the next day somebody spooning some chicken. That's their face because it has exactly exactly like what we are now. But the next day, when I remember opposite day,

I go, wow, that was actually the, even though it looked, shitting up my penis was crazy. Even though it looked exactly just like if someone was standing on there, like doing a handstand. Yeah. Does in the memory switch back? Like, what do we do with you? Because really all it is

We're just walking on our hands And it's just Which is our legs Yeah Everything is exactly as we were If we're just doing handstands Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah That's how we know, we don't we pet

And even though yes That is your but actually your mouth Yes Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah For all intents and purposes I look at it and I go That's just a mouth I'm not thinking anything over

Exactly Yeah Until the next day Until the next day And we realized Well I guess it was opposite I guess yeah Everyone was spooning soup into their butt hole

Yeah. I don't think that the... I know that just to bring it back to the question, how would you survive opposite day? I don't think you can. Yeah. You think it kills you? Yeah, it's just like there's so many things. What kills you exactly, though? Because I think you can make it through. If it kills you, wouldn't kill you. If it brings you alive,

medicine hurts. Yeah. Time to take my daily meds. Oh! Fuck! I should have taken my not meds. That reminded me. I need to take my daily medics. There you go. Oh, I feel like, oh, I need to be, you know, it's getting into cold season. Time to have some vitamin C.

Yeah. So do I just, like, suck out an orange or something? Just like, throw up an orange? Yeah. Well, now I'm going to get sick off. Yeah. Damn, man. But I don't think it's going to kill you.

I don't think there's anything on opposite day that will end your, unless you wake up dead. Okay? Yeah. If you wake up dead, because otherwise you would wake up alive. Yeah, of course. Yeah. But other than that, if you're careful. You'll be okay. You've got to do nothing that would save your life, and then you're fine.

This pill was way to move to dry swallow off the balcony. No worries. That's fair, brother. That's fair. Like... Yeah, I guess we would be shelving. You'd be shelving your pills. No, no, we'd be eating our pills, but no. You'd be shelving them. But then would we be eating our drugs? Yeah. And not medical.

That's true. So you're just like getting a condom full of heroin Wow That's really funny to imagine somebody Misunderstanding where they go Okay this is the condom full of heroin That you need to swallow You need to eat

You go okay I'm num num num num no Yeah I was gonna share I was gonna shelve this Condum full of heroin And now I am just chewing it I'm just chewing it like a dog Oh we shouldn't have tried to smuggle drugs

On opposite day I'm a fucking more Or on the day to smoke or drugs. Am-nam-nam. You've got to participate in zero risky activity. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. But also nothing that's going to benefit you.

Because anything that benefits you on opposite day will be worse. We'll be worse. So what you want to... Unless it's something that will make your day... Okay, you can do stuff... Yeah. That would benefit you greatly outside of opposite day on opposite day, provided that the worst consequence isn't death.

Okay. What if I'm like, you know what? I got day off maybe It's the opposite day I'm not going to work at the opposite day Okay I don't regularly go fishing What if I choose to go fishing

I think if you go fishing on opposite A you're sitting in the boat Big hook comes out with a sandwich on it You go What the hell a sandwich I should eat that with my ass I was going to have soup But luckily I can catch this sandwich

With my butt on the hook Under the water Big fish eats you Holding you up by the asshole Feels good though It does feel good feels really good. Like, I'm satiating.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Would it just be like, you know, uh, sitting in an enclosed, some sort of vehicle, but like no water? Yeah. Oh, to do opposite fishing. Yeah, what's opposite fishing?

Or am I, like, you know, going to the store, buying bits of tuna and just huck it into the ocean? Yeah, putting fish back, really. Yeah. You go fishing and you walk into the lake and just throw fish away. Yeah.

I get into a boat. It's got an eskie full of a live fish And I'm like, Ah, up it go. You know, it's not even about really catching the, what's not about catching the fish at all? It's actually about hucking fish into the river.

That's kind of nice. Yeah. What about? You know what? That's a fun activity. You're sitting there, you drink up like a couple of bruskees. That does sound good.

You reach into the eskie. Grab a fish. Huck it in. Watch them swim off. We should go to like, you know, there's like restaurants where they've got like the crabs and the lobsters in the window. We should go and just

take one of them and just take it to the sea. Let it go. They're going to be really awesome. Just like not even as part of the odd. Just as a group activity for the three of us. Put it in one of your car. Loose. Arrived at the beach. You'll be the one in the

back seat. Fuck, drive quicker. The lobsters got me. It hates me. It loves to bite with tan. I like the idea. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! No, don't pull over for ice cream. What do you want, Jackson?

For the lobster, not to bite my head? Oh, yeah. No, I keep with... Oh, maybe they're vanilla. Bubble O'Bill. Yeah, maybe a magnum? What kind of magnums they got? I got the peppermint one.

Yeah. I get one for my friend, the lobster, too. Yeah. He looks like he wants almond. It's funny to imagine us pulling up at the beach and then just, like, too scared to get the lobster out of the back of the car. You get it. No, you get it. I'm not getting it, dude.

I just spiking hard. It's fucking angry as out. It's got to pay off. It's not tasty. It's not tasty. It's not. Really wants to bite us. Yeah, let's get a broom and knock it out.

Flops her out. Cracks the skull of the pavement. Let's take it back to the restaurant see if they can cook it. I'll brush it off. We've fucked it off. I think the worst thing you do on opposite day is try and benefit your life. Yeah. Because if, you know, you can have one beautiful opposite day where everything you do is awesome.

And then the next day, it obviously reverses. So I think you're more likely to not necessarily survive opposite day, but die the next day. Yeah. Oh, okay. I see. I was thinking, again, I mean, if you're thinking about, like, opposites in terms of, like, you know, like a numerical. Yeah. And you have, like, a one out of ten day or ten out of ten day.

But the opposite of a five out of five day, it's just basically a five out of five day. So you've got to do a middle of the road, thread that needle. Nothing exciting happens, but nothing too dull happens. I feel like that this is regular day. If we're going to get yelled at for that, not being opposites, but like mirroring or whatever. But go to hell. Because I think I get trapped in the trap of being like, okay, it's the day before opposite day. I'm going to set myself up for a good opposite day.

And then when opposite day is happening, I'm like, this is an opportunity. To make a lot of money. I'll suffer a day. I'm going to give away or one more. Yeah, I'm going to pay. I'm going to, like, pay heaps of taxes tomorrow. Yeah, exactly. I'm going to go to the dog track and lose.

And then the next day, but does it work like that? Well, your bet slip is already past the... I go to the dog track and I bet on some dogs that have terrible odds for something that's going to happen the next day. But, well, yeah. You're okay. So you're betting on the cats. Which one's slowest? The gates open, the cats just sit there.

Come on. Slow down. Slow down. Slow down. You're going to do quick. Oh, yeah. It's a race. So you don't want them to do shit.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I need them to be as slow as possible. Go, yes. Yeah. Sit back down. Yeah. Sit back there. Good kiddie.

That's right. Walk the other way. Get distracted. Don't do shit. Don't do shit. But if I make money on opposite. day. Yeah.

Do I, or I lose money on opposite day. You weren't. The next day, yeah. Do I have money? Yeah. Or is it like, do I just, if I rack up a lot of debt on opposite day, does the next day become, well? They owe me. They owe me.

Smart. But no idiot's going to give me a loan on opposite day. Well, that's why you have a credit card and then you only spend on opposite day. Oh. But it's opposite day. And if I want to spend money, that means I have to like, yeah, save. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Buying things on opposite day means that they would give you money. Yeah. That's true. And then I'd be like, ha-ha, I've, you know, ah, yeah, rigged the system. I'm a genius.

Yeah, look at my bill. It's like, oh, oh, well, you bought a PlayStation 5 plus, you know, $700. Yeah. Fuck. That's going to suck tomorrow. Oh, gosh, shit. Ah, shit. And on the, you know, side, it's like, you know,

oh, yeah, no opposite day returns. Fuck. Fuck. Or opposite day returns only. Yeah. Fuck, tomorrow's not going to be this. Shit. Fuck, they've figured everything out.

They figured it out. I thought I was going to out with them, but they've outwitted me. It turns out this shop that's been participating in opposite day for as long as I can remember, is smarter than me. I thought I was going to get a free PlayStation and $700 or whatever. Turns out I'm a fucking idiot. I'm going to lose both. If I give away something. guess, but if you give away something the next day, you're only owed the thing you gave away.

So it just evens out, unfortunately. Like, if you were like, you know, yeah, fuck, dude. What if you, what about this? Okay, this is a long walk, but, okay, I've got a, I've got a switch two. Yeah. I'll give away the switch two and I say, and I'll owe you a second switch, okay? Another switch two. I will buy you at some point in the future another switch two to give to you.

They get the switch two. The next day, they give it back to me, and now they owe me a second switch two. which I can sell for money. Right? Does that work? Yeah. You give them a switch two and you go,

I'm going to give you a second switch two. I just need to buy it first. I just need to buy it first. I hope and I will do it before opposite day is over. I promise. Sorry, got distracted. Then opposite day,

what, back to normal day. Don't know you're lying because if you say I promise, you should have actually been saying I lie. Oh, that's true. Damn. I won't give you a second switch. The problem with fucking opposite day

Is that it's also opposite day While it's opposite day You know Yeah If it was just like Everyone's talking in fucking brides Everyone's talking in riddles Good night

Whatever doucheer is backwards Bad morning Bad morning Low Edge Fuck opposite day But which I mean I love opposite day I guess Yeah

I think we've covered It's just, you wake up. Yeah, I guess everyone would be talking like bizarre or something. Yeah, right? Because you can't be like, you know, like, you know, I love you, right? You'd be like, wouldn't be, you know, I hate you. Yeah. It'd be like, you hate I.

Yeah. I feel like this is what happens. You wake up on opposite day. Yeah. You're in hell for 16 hours. Yeah. You go to sleep, I guess. It means you wake up harder.

Yeah. Fuck. And then you go. Well, hopefully it's opposite day. So you don't wake up until the evening time. Yeah, yeah. You're only awake for a small... Sleeping through opposite day is the trick.

Yeah, which means you've got to be awake. So the night before... 11.59 p.m. I take some medication. Yes. And knock me to fuck out. Exactly. No, that'll wake you up. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You're idiot.

You need to take... The day before, I take some that will knock me out before... No, no, no, no. Before midnight. No, you do the opposite. The moment you get knocked out at midnight, you're awake. You want to take a bunch of, like, no, puppers, you want to take a lot of poppers to have a wonderful evening. What are we doing again?

Opposite day, no. I want to have a really tight asshole now on opposite day. No, no, no, I took these to get fucked. What do we do? It's opposite day. No. My piss is coming out like a knife. I bought so much loo, but it's all now pointless.

The loop's so dry. It's so pretty. Sorry, 10 to 12 men I've invited over. They should, so much should have checked the calendar. We start much going to lock to the calendar. That's on them, dude. No, gang bang's off. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, guys. Opposite Day gang bang? That's a dangerous. Three most dangerous words in the human language for Jackson's brain. Opposite Day gangbang What does that look like? I'm in the fucking Q break right after it.

It's 2001 for me Opposite day gangb and I'm happy Joe. I'm in Jackson. I've also been Joe. Stop thinking about opposite day gangbang I feel breaking my mind. It's really hard to think of

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If where? Yeah. If we're? If everyone fucks one person. One person fucks everyone, but that's a gangbam. I guess it's just the same challenge. But if... Opposite Gang Bang is just a bunch of people stand around and don't fuck.

If I'm pissing out of it. But everyone's clothed. Do you fuck people with your asshole? Is it bottom a top of the top of bottom? I'm seeing through space and time. Yeah, I guess if you take a bunch of poppers to be going to be like, you know, the main event, as it were, so you just become rock hard and you're like, oh no, I'm the top now. Opposite the gangbanger.

We'll never know. See you next week. We'll still be here thinking. Opposite day gang bang. Wow. Wow, we. Uh, much to ponder on. It's also funny, like, to be browsing and be like getting more and more pissed off that we don't know about what you're seeing.

Yeah, that's what happens. I'm browsing and be like, those freaking. guys. Why have they bought? He doesn't even link us. He's just serious. Why haven't they bought this skeleton It's like it's not even on their mind. It's like not even thinking about skeletons. Oh, my gosh. But it would be perfect to have.

God damn. Why aren't they thinking about this? It's right here. It's only a hundred dollars. I'm so mad. Sometimes it's 90 bucks. I've spent two and a half hours today just browsing Facebook marketplace looking at these skeletons. And I haven't got a message from the boys once. even acknowledged that I've done all this work.

What's wrong with them? Oh, he's, ah, Sam, it's message me. Hey, has the editing been done? What the fuck? There's got nothing to do with the skeletons. What's not the money? What the hell? No, shut up.

I'm busy. I'm busy. I'm in the middle of work. I, no worry. I'm so pissed, though. Didn't even ask me about the skeletons. Didn't even bring it up once. Despicable.

What the hell?