Plumbing the Death Star - How Are You Going To Unmake Soup?

Episode Date: May 18, 2025

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Mom said no gays allowed in the house as crazy as it sounds my pain could help someone else stories that heal Share yours together We are unsinkable we are unsinkable calm Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of plumbing the death star, I'm Joe. I'm Jackson I'm also Joe plumbing the death Star is a comedy pop culture podcast that asks important questions. Now they say you can't unmake soup.

How are you gonna unmake soup? ["The Last Supper"] Yeah, you ever heard this expression, listeners? Because me and Joel Zammet vaguely have, you ever heard this expression? Because me and Joel Zammet vaguely have. I said, what are we going to do today? I was like, what about can you all make soup? And Dush was like, what the hell are you saying? I heard this from the Legion episode.

Comic book. Comic book. It's pop culture, baby. We're back. There you go. I believe it's, spoilers. Book comic book is pop culture baby. We're back. Oh, yeah Spoilers yeah Shadow King, but Audrey Plaza is like you can't make you can't unmake soup. I'll make soup Can't unmake soup. Yeah, you can't make soup David. No, sorry. You can't unmake soup. They can't make soup

No one knows how I'm confusing. It's a drink. It's sorry shit Unmakes soup Confuse me you did this is your fault David Why and what it means you can't on make soup unless you've just pulled up the definition Joel do sure well one thing that I'm Finding is that every source seems to find back to this one scene In lead in lead that rule that's perfect. Did that it's the most pop culture question we've done in a while. A long time. Like...

You know the caliber of shit we're pulling this day. That's something that is pop culture related is good dude. You can't unmake soup. You can't unmake soup. Like this is um... Yeah. Yeah it makes me feel better about not knowing this because maybe it was made up for Legion. What's a good expression. It's a great

expression. Well the thing is with unmaking soup you you can unmakes it. Wrong. Okay one evaporate the water. Hey what's an ingredient of soup? Water. Water. Guess what dickhead? Where's it gone? Yeah guess what? What can you turn gas back into? Oh liquid! Oh yeah cool so you've blitzed up a celery into the water. Fuck! What now? Fucked it? You doofus.

You know, it's still celery. I've still unmade it. I've just fucked up that celery. The soup remains unmade. Step one, I've made the soup. I've made pumpkin soup. Oh, pumpkin soup, okay. So we've got pumpkin soup.

That was a bad choice. We've got water. We've got pumpkin. Pumpkin blended. We've got cream. We've got blending that bastard. All right, we've got cream, we've got blending that bastard. Alright, now what? What's your move?

Step one. Heat the soup. Okay. But, no, not really. Burn the soup. Burn the soup. Boil the soup. Now you want to boil the soup.

Yeah. Which I think is a rare soup move. I would have done that anyway. So you're not making pumpkin soup and you're like, you're unmaking it. Wrong, I'm making it. Well no, because I think if you... Boiling pumpkin soup. Pumpkin soup is there boiling away. It's bubbling away. You're there making sure you stir in it so it doesn't burn.

Yep, stirring it and importantly not putting the lid on. Okay, letting that steam evaporate. Yeah, because your steam is... Okay, so you're making a pumpkin soup reduction. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then what happens when it's fully reduced well you've made like a sticky substance. Yeah, not a pumpkin. I made pumpkin sludge Yeah, and then if I put that pumpkin sludge in a pumpkin mold Okay, and then I put that mold in the fridge right yeah, I got a creamy pumpkin shaped

pumpkin in the fridge yeah I got a creamy pumpkin shaped pumpkin and then I gotta figure out how to get the water back out of the air yeah don't move on like you solved it he's gotta get the water out of the air all that water went up you're doing it in like an airtight room the water evaporates into the ceiling and then drips down the side Yeah, got that water in there. All that water went up. You're doing it in like an airtight room. Yeah.

The water evaporates into the ceiling and then drips down the side. Shockingly. You got that soup water. Shockingly, the water out of the air is the easiest one because you would just, like Billy, when you're evaporating it, you know, and then it'll slow boil, you would have like a catchment thing above it. Yeah. So that, you know, gets the steam.

But it's not gonna turn back into a pumpkin. I know. Well, that's getting the water out. I understand this I don't think you understand Jackson because I'm pouring it into a mold But the thing is though it's it's a well If you mash a banana and then put it back in a banana skin and manage to reseal it Is that not a banana? No, how are you resealing it? It's a irrevocably changed banana

It's a fucked up banana It's irrevocably changed. Banana. The banana were an awesome prank to pull at someone. You go to peel a banana and it just... Have I gone insane? Yeah. Yeah, you should kill yourself. Yeah, I put it down and I go and get

my grandfather's gun. You just got punked. I'm Ashton Kutcher. I did the banana suicide trick Sorry that I just got this podcast demonetized on YouTube Pretend I said I'm not alive Whatever Where are you going honey? Bananas fucked I can't live with this anymore

Nothing Gotta go speak to God Makes sense now Something's wrong with the bananas. Yeah. Well that was truly us. I'm Aston Kutcher! Danny Matheson's a good guy! Um, okay, so you can get the water back.

How many years along do we think we're gonna get with the amount of stuff I say with eventually me being threatened with legal action? Something's gonna come back right Send them out for so long before they come home to roost you know about chickens, but they love to yeah They're gonna come home to do it. I'm moving out Smart they go into someone else's You leave the podcast and somehow Yeah, oh my full on my head now that I think about it.

Yeah. Yeah, you should have edited me out when I said that. You should have edited me out. Yeah, yeah! I wasn't really a controversial claim, it was a legal statement. Yeah, yeah. Danny Matheson rocks, I'm Ashley Kutcher. He's not a piece of shit, I'm Ashton Kutcher.

This is my wife Mila Kunis. How old was she when we met? Don't worry about it. Don't ask questions. I made Jackson kill himself by making him a mashed banana. I'm Ashton Kutcher. That is such a good prank. Yeah, it's a really good one. I'd be scared of any banana. I would not want to open any fruit. I'd be scared I just gonna bite into an apple and under the skin is just Apple puree in an apple skin What would be the worst fruit to find like they have like you open it up you bite into it you cut it whatever But to find the match the version of that's a great question mashed or like So like with Apple if it's Apple puree on the inside

Yeah, and with banana cuz mash bananas like a thing yeah But yeah like cuz if you bought into like a lemon or a lime and it's just lemon or lime juice inside That would make me feel crazy If it's just full of lemon juice inside the lemon peel I half of like a lime and then just Yeah just What the fuck All laws of physics are wrong

Daddy needs to lie there. What's the same? An orange would be the same, because orange juice. That would be so frightening. Pineapple? Scary. I think pineapple, it's funnier if you cut into it. It's just like cut into like those little cubes that are on pizza. What the fuck has happened to you?

I'm gonna get pretty diced. Yeah, cause it's so- Yeah, I'm like, oh yeah, I mean, okay. Yeah, I mean that simulation that thing was right Yeah, okay. This is fucked up real life is fake. Okay, cool. Cool. Cool. I'm a fake man in a fake world Cuz I think this something if I'm keeping me trapped in the Matrix or whatever? Yeah Can you wear a VR headset? Harry Styles has kept me trapped in the Matrix, big walk

Once again, haha, I'm Aston Kutcher Because there's some things that I think if I cracked it open So a coconut If I chopped a coconut in half and it was full of coconut cream I would be like maybe I don't understand coconuts Because coconuts are a bit of a mystery to me anyway What if you crack it open? are a bit of a mystery to me anyway? What if you crack it?

How am I getting coconut water and coconut cream and coconut milk? Coconut, you know like what's going on? Well most of those things are just in the coconut Well, the water is yeah the husk. Yeah, and then they do some shit to get the cream milk it They cream that coconut It's not in the coconut. I'm guessing you would Water and then in the coconut like flesh and cream that shit Yeah, like smack the shit What's the white in coconut milk?

Do you want me to find out or do you want me to keep guessing? Let me live in ignorance. In with the milk? Yeah. So I'm guessing it would be the coconut flesh and the coconut water. And then kind of like mash together, blend together, whatever. Yeah. And I guess the milk would be more with more water added. Yeah. And the cream would be the evaporated water.

Oh, okay. So it's a bit more, it's thicker? Yeah, maybe. I would be the the evaporated Yeah, that's me guessing you're lucky as well you poke your Pokemon soup your pumpkin soup is not like a Thai pumpkin soup that has a coconut you got to deal with yeah It's just water and mashed pumpkin. Yeah, and I'm struggling It's just water and mashed pumpkin at the moment. And I'm struggling. Well, you got the water. So yeah, water's out. All right, now you're like, how do you reconstitute pumpkin? How do I separate?

How do you separate, yeah, pumpkin sludge and cream? Yeah. Because also some of that water that's been evaporated is like, A, the water from water evaporator. Yeah, that's true. And there's water from the pumpkin. And there's water from the cream. Yeah.

How would I filter pumpkin from cream? Mm. Yeah, how would I filter pumpkin from cream? Yeah Cuz I'm guessing could you do like a heart like a centrifuge? Yeah. Well, that was my theory I was gonna go to soon with my suit in it spin. Yeah Yes shooting atoms Yes shooting atoms Noodle soup a key you can you make this by putting it in the large hadron collider causes a block hole Boys and see if this counts, you know

Yeah You see how um Boon is getting spaghettified Yeah Does that count as I'm making my uh You've unmade reality You unmade reality Yeah I'm like it

Anyway my legs are going So I'm gonna go Yeah It can't Okay well see you on the other side So I'm gonna go... Does it hurt? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It kicks. It kicks. It kicks, man. Okay, well see you on the other side. What I'm gonna really hope is that it's not like a portal to another dimension. That I've just seen like a world where up is down and I still have my soup. Yeah.

Okay, see you soon. You're already going to soup realm. Yeah. It's actually I can stay on the phone a lot longer because the spaghettification process takes a long time. Yeah. Huh. Do you wanna call any of your loved ones? Nah.

They know how I feel. I'm mostly just concerned about staying on the phone to give you guys soup updates. How is the soup? It's getting spaghettified, dude. And it's chicken noodles, so some of those noodles are getting spaghettified. Spaghettifying noodles? Yeah, dude. Because spaghetti is kind of a noodle, but it's also kind of a pasta.

Well it's crazy like cause you can spaghettify spaghetti. What do you think about that? I wish I'd brought spaghetti soup or some shit. Meanwhile my phone keeps dinging cause all of my loved ones are trying to call me. Are you in the black hole? What did you do? Did you do this? Who would've guessed that by throwing atoms through a soup you make a black hole?

I would not have thought that would happen, but um, no scientists. It's great that you can put noodles in a soup, but if you put spaghetti in a soup it's probably not a soup anymore. Yeah, that's fucked up. Well, what do you mean? What kind of soup? That's just pasta. Yeah, what do you mean it's not a soup? Yeah, you could make a soup. Sorry, I didn't realize your son was on the other line. Hey, your son! I thought It's not a soup. Yeah, you could make a soup. Sorry. I didn't realize I was on the other one Your phone broke, I think the black holes give me bad

Fuck up soon scientists My boy figure out why noodles are a lot of chicken noodle soup Fuck up soon scientists I'm on the phone I'm actually on the phone in the middle of a conversation with my boys We're trying to figure out why noodles are a lot of chicken noodle soup Well in what case you can put noodles as little tiny ones Yeah You can also put like those like, ah, so a cross between like rice and pasta Oh! Like egg

Soup noodle? Soup soup noodle? No Soup noodle? Soup soup noodle? Soup noodle? Soup soup noodle? Soup noodle? Soup soup noodle? No Rice noodles? No, I Want to say it's like a steamy Also, is it called also there? Yeah, there is that Also, what?

Looks like a right. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, uh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I put them in a soup quite right She's not quite Fucking thing. I know yeah, but most grains into a past What's the easiest food to make let's get Yeah Yeah, the hardest part about unmaking your sandwich is getting the condiments off yeah I'm spreading yeah you're just gonna get a wet paper towel dab and then squeeze it back into the mayonnaise what type of sandwich you're making if it's just ham easy to unmake

slap that in back on the big yeah like a Mac is burger oh interesting yeah hey because it's basically it's a more complex you know complicated sand yeah Yeah, like a Macca's burger. Oh Interesting. Yeah, I Basically, it's a more complex, you know complicated sand. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but especially you asked for no sauce cuz getting the condiment That's like me being like hi, can I get a soup that's just a wet apple? Yeah Pour the water out this Apple pristine made the soup. Yeah, that is true. You'll get sucked into a black hole I'm like you idiot. You could have just asked for a basic soup. Oh what apples not a soup Dude anything's a soup if you say you get sucked through the black hole and into another dimension That's the first thing I say to the creatures on the other side

other side. Oh, what apples not a soup? Oh. I guess like a chicken noodle soup. Yeah. Haven't blitzed. Yeah. That's what I was thinking. Your pumpkin soup is a bad choice. Yeah. Anything that involves the like, you know, a blender. That's bad. Say I got a chicken noodle soup. Okay. Let's say it's bits of chicken. I like that your gesture for chicken noodle soup was like a big chicken noodle soup. Yeah. I'm imagining big bowl, family size bowl. Yeah. For a family of 12.

Yeah, if people are just listening to this podcast in traditional audio form, know that Jackson Jess, she's like he was holding a big leg of ham. Yeah, and so I think I'm bigger. Now it looks like he's holding like a huge ass. The biggest ass in the world. Damn dude, that ass is huge. This ass is from a person that's bigger than a person can be. So I come in with my big bowl of soup. Now chicken noodle soup. Yeah, we're talking chicken. It's crazy that arse can get huge, but the hole kind of kind of stays the same size. That is crazy. Doesn't need to get bigger. Yeah, it's well you can't just cause you're bigger doesn't mean you're doing bigger shits. Yeah

Like you have the fattest arse in the world. Yeah, there's no nothing change no change in that hole All right, no one in maybe this maybe is a question either. I it's a dumb question. Yeah, or So what like average wise? Yeah, we all roughly is is there any sort of by diameter shift between people? That's a really good question. Yeah, let's ask my friend the internet. I think it's gonna have a good answer That's a really good question. Let's ask my friend the internet. I think it's gonna have a good answer for me. You know what? This feels like a phone private browsing situation. We all have different mouths. Yeah, but like, not... But roughly, they're roughly the same size. Surely our assholes are the same.

No, surely be different though. Cause like, yeah, sure there's like, you know, some people have tiny mouths, whatever. Can you have a smaller asshole though? I know cuz I can fit my fist in my mouth Walking that line I know I can't fit my fist in my mouth what about your asshole yeah, but can you fit your own bottle? The trick is not all of us can fist our mouths But all of us with enough prep and time could fist our arseholes that's true So I don't know what was what you're done about that. But can anyone with enough gumption fist their own mouth? No. But I probably could with enough time.

Like he said, what's the problem there? Is it teeth isn't in the way of the jaw? And if you relax your jaw, maybe you got like the mass eyes to get rid of the tightness of that TMJ Yeah, yeah, you can help with that elongate said you're Apparently bottles come in many shapes sizes color variations. Yeah What who out there got a fucking octagonal bottle? Rockin wombat

You're rocking womb at you think I? Isn't moon When I was trying to figure out an answer I got tricked not once but twice because the first result was shower thoughts Yeah, yeah, I listened to this fucking fucking comedian. Okay. There is no average but whole size There is no average also size they range from four feet tall to seven feet Oh, ha ha ha ha ha ha very ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Do men and women have different but whole location? Yes, they do Yeah, I know women's anus is slightly more flexible than a man's anus apparently and also like they tend to be a different shape if pornography's What you're just saying under you were surprised by shit, but not that different but there is it's like it's like I was saying like, you know, there's like different shape between people. Yeah

Yeah, but I think there's a slight slight difference the shape Here's my question. I don't know bolt the ball sack into the but that's I think what does it is just your skin's different down there Yeah, here's my question People with dicks have bigger gooches right yeah, yeah, please I'm glad we waited What point is your asshole reach the size it's gonna be forever. Um, yeah, you can't get upset that I was interrupting with my Was a confirmation, okay, but yeah like a baby's asshole. Yeah, and yeah, I hate the way You could have not said I interrupted you four times and get you Persevered it's smaller than my asshole. Yeah, are you sure? Yeah

Yeah Fucked up. Yeah. Sorry. Um, your baby's boy. Everything's normal very healthy. They do have a man's asshole though Oh, no, what should I expect big shit big shit? Yeah Yeah, but yeah, so at some point you must reach this as that your also is gonna be your eyes are the same You know, generally they don't tend to get bigger. Yeah The also is sometimes referred to as the brown eye, so I'm still team man She'll say that like when her cat was like a kitten yeah, it had a huge butthole interesting then you know grew into it Okay, it's kind of like a normal size butthole by the time that the cat grew up. Huh?

What's that about I don't like that people pay that much attention to the cats are so I know I know like I have a cat too. Yeah, but like you look away. Yeah, give them privacy Like the things that wrap around the tail like a little jewelry. Yeah, how was it for me? A butt plug. A butt plug. A bejeweled one. Nice, nice. It's fucked up. I don't want to see my cat's ass hole. Bloop, bloop, bloop. There we go. Oh, much better dude. It's like I've seen like I think yeah, it's like it goes around the tail basically like a pendent or something.

Yeah, yeah, I've seen that. It's like a loin cloth for your cat. Which is really fucked up because when it shits, it's just kind of like... It shit on the... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah that. It's like a loin cloth for your cat. Which is really fucked up because when it shits, it's just kind of like... It's shit on the d- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm not saying like- What are you doing? I'm not saying that people are fucked up.

Plug your cat, I guess. Plug it up, dude. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not saying people are fucked up for looking at their cat's butthole. Yeah. But sometimes I feel like people don't... What?

I don't know. What? That story about the big asshole, it just has vibes of like, you should have some boundaries with your cat. Well, yeah, but if you look asshole. It just has vibes of like you should have some boundaries with your pets. But if you look at a cat and you're like that and then you're like it's a kid like That was a huge f***. No I guess you do notice it. And then it's like because it'd be noticeable It's like if your baby was born with a gigantic penis Dude you're right. It's just like that

You would be you You'd notice. You'd notice. It's just like that Sorry, your baby's very healthy, but it has a man butthole That thing where some babies can be born with like it's like they're swollen genitals Yeah, they're very red basically and so like, you know, if that had happened, you'd notice. You'd notice. You're not looking. But you also, you know, when you're wiping, you are looking. No, no, no. I was gonna say, with a baby, I'm like more fine with it. You gotta look after, I guess you're looking after pets. But I'm not wiping it from like my cat's ass.

I'm wiping my child's butt. So that's it. I think it's just because the person who told you the big butthole story has told me so many alarming things about cats. And and what cats are allowed to do that. I was like I think immediately I'm like, why do you know what your cats but yeah Yeah, I guess you're just gonna you're gonna see it. Yeah, it's around. I know like again. Yeah, I know like I'm not like What do you mean? You just see a cat's asshole, but like Yeah, I just don't want to be in a situation where if I close my eyes and try and picture my cat's ass, I can do it. You can do it? Yeah. You did it! That's upsetting.

So I come in with a big bowl of soup. I go to, not the Large Hadron Collider because I don't want to make a black hole, I go to wherever they've got one of those big centrifuges. I think before this, what you could do is at home. Yeah, I see Like hey brother do you try a sieve like just hear me out yeah, you have Your big bowl. Well, let's make it just a regular pot. Okay, it's a regular pot of A chicken little okay, okay, so then what we're gonna do is, we're gonna get over another big bowl or whatever, and a big sieve. We're just gonna pour that in. So now we've separated the liquid and the solids. So noodles and chicken are separate from the soup.

So very carefully, and either we let it like air dry or like whatever it is, we very carefully like will we start picking apart the solids. Yeah. All right, so eventually we'll have like, you know, some carrot, eventually we'll have some celery, eventually we'll have some chicken bits, eventually we'll have some noodles. Yeah. And then, okay, that's we've got there.

Then I had to the centrifuge. Okay, and then what we're gonna do is like, at least for the noodles, maybe put that into like a, like what do you call it when you're sun-dried tomatoes, but not the sun. A humidifier? Not a humidifier.

Dehumidifier? Maybe. To dehumidifier? Maybe? To dehumidify is, oh wait yeah, because they dry. Dehydrator, dehydrator? Well that's how you get sun dried tomatoes. You put them in the sun, basically either put them in the oven maybe for a very low temperature to evaporate the water there so we kind of have, now we've got dry noodles. I'll get the noodles done. I'd be like and then I'm gonna fry those noodles accidentally

oven baked noodles If I put my noodles in the oven and they came out the fry Reality's gonna stop breaking down oven baked Okay, low temperature. So then we got like you know say carrot and celery mm-hmm. Let's say potato Okay, I would just like to say that if putting a mashed potato mashed pumpkin in a pumpkin mold I'm looking forward to see how you unboil and put together this carrot. Yeah, so yeah, yeah the carrot So this is one of those things where we're gonna have to like you

painstakingly kind of like match up We reconstruct the carrot and so the peel is in the peel is gone probably gone pills in the bin I don't know if we can either we can't really put the peel back on unfortunately that's something that's you know that's been discarded the science hasn't got there yet that's that's in the bin they did surgery on a great sure yeah but the constructive surgery they can't reskin a carrot that's in the bin? They did surgery on a grape, sure. They've got the reconstructive surgery on a carrot. They can't reskin a carrot. That's in the bin, that's not in the soup.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's fine. You don't need that. Yeah. Well, so we... And then what I'm thinking... One thing, and it just became apparent to me while you're describing it, unmaking a soup doesn't mean uncooking the vegetables.

Exactly. Yeah, that's what I can do. You know that meat glue that people do to put together meat? We do that with the carrot. Here's my question. and this may spark debate at what point does it become soup I was also gonna ask this question because they're on okay I've got a bowl of boiling water yes and I have my food by my vegetables prepped and my chicken prepped is it a soup yet no no no

it's for I add stock to the water. No, you got stock. Now I chuck in a carrot. Are we in soup town? Soup town USA. I think we're in the beginnings of the soup. Two carrots. Why? Okay.

It depends. You just gotta keep adding carrots. Cause no, cause you're just boiling carrots at that point. Also you then making either just like a carrot stew. Yeah. We don't want to make a stew. I'm making stews, a whole lot of kettle. It's easy I reckon. Yeah, me too. But if you make them like, like a carrot stew. Yeah, we don't want to make a stew I'm making stews all other cattle You make them like it with all the carrots if you like shoes rarely involve blending

Yeah, because if like if you're just chucking in carrots, you just boiling carrots in stock water Yeah, and the moment you start blending those carrots then the carrots now or in soup territory Okay, however chicken noodle soup doesn't involve blending. Yeah, or carrots. They can evolve It can evolve carrots, but not strictly so okay. I get the cats in there. I put celery in there. Yeah, that's Didn't have to boil like yeah, you don't put celery. I would say yes salary to eat It's a fucked up soup, but it's a soup the moment the calories Yeah, this is you just building a profile like the yeah Then I add the what was the other vegetable potatoes? Yeah, say I've already boiled the potatoes

Cuz I reckon a carrot and celery their ingredients to vegetable soup as well. Yeah, yeah I reckon it's soup. It's soup from the moment the celery hits the water I mean, it's you're making a soup. Yeah Yeah, but yeah, when are you like, huh? But if yeah, you stopped adding stuff and you got like say 16 carrots and one celery. Yeah I would just yeah, that's I think it needs what about vegetables? What about I put some broth? Yeah, it's a boil and then I pour it in a bowl and I drink it with a spoon That's just broth dude. Use the word for it. Okay, okay dead same

Same thing but yeah, say hey noodles in that bro. Yeah, I had noodles in the broth. What are we doing? What is it? What are we noodles brothy noodles? I would call that noodles rather than soup Well, it's kind of like I was thinking before with pasta you can have a really saucy bolognese But it's pasta. It's not bolognese soup with pasta It's pasta with bolognese dude bolognese soup just sitting there sloping down bolognese. Delicious. Dude, what a vibe. So it's complicated. So how about this?

Yes, how about this? Roth. Noodles. Dumplings. That's it. Now I've just made a dumpling soup. That's soup. That's soup. Good soup. Good soup. I've seen the meme. I've also seen the episode of girls. That's soup. That's soup. Good soup. Good soup. I've seen the meme. Maybe it's easier- I've also seen the episode of girls. Yeah, check my credentials.

I can quote that. Fuck. Fuck, he's got us there. He's got us there, dude. Maybe it's easier if we go cream of soup. Okay. So... Now, this is embarrassing. Okay. This is a thing that gets thrown around a lot. It's okay. What is cream of soup? This is a safe place. So, I just, it's like a creamy soup, basically. So, cream of pumpkin is like a, is a creamy pumpkin soup. I thought it was something different, but it's just a creamy pumpkin soup. Yeah. And you blended the shit out of it.

Exactly. Pumpkin soup, easy to make, delicious. So you've gone, you've fallen into the same trap then, because you're now revisiting the area where I immediately fell over. Well, I just want to know whenever comes to soup. Okay I'm still that's where I Depends what soup you're making. Yeah, I'm cuz like again I don't look at bunch of carrots and one celery to me does not make a soup

Yeah, are you cutting up the celery and the carrot? Yeah. Well, okay. I think three vegetables I'm like you're making a vegetable soup. Okay, I would say weird pumpkin no weird carrot yeah yeah when you say that like it's a pet because if you know he's making a soup that also changes when it becomes a soup yeah boys Johnny come around to my place I'll make your big soup immediately like well as better things I was doing that yeah what if I got again again, using your bolognese, I make some bolognese. It's like, it's saucy, it's rich, right? And then it's already there, it's kind of reduced down, whatever, it's very flavorful there. Maybe it's got some meatballs in it, I don't know, whatever I want.

Maybe it's a basic, it's a red sauce with some meatballs, delicious. And then I get a two-liter jug of water and I just pour that in, I'm like, soup's done, boys! And then I get a two-liter jug of water and I just pull that in I'm like soup's done boys Mom said no gays allowed in the house as crazy as it sounds my pain could help someone else stories that heal Share yours together. We are unsinkable. We are unsinkable calm Why do you rock out do That not soup yeah, it's meatball soup yeah, I think that counts can you soup anything though yeah Name a thing I'll super

Jackson's combative on when soups a soup and he's like no you're wrong about that and then I'm like can anything be super You're like yeah brother It's because of my sense of adventure That's what got me there What about things that aren't traditionally food? Could you make whiskey soup? Yeah How?

What's the ingredients of whiskey soup? How does it, yeah, how does it become whiskey soup? Otherwise just watered down whiskey You make a regular beef broth Okay Okay Put some whiskey Imagine this okay

You go to like a broth broth whiskey broth you make a whiskey soup for me you go to a fancy brother You can keep saying you go to a fancy Yeah, over and over again. I want to know how you make it a fucking whiskey soup We should not to just describe whiskey broth again. Yeah, well if you put some fucking vegetables and some beef cubes in there That's whiskey soup is it or is that beef soup? It's beef soup with whiskey I can sell it in a restaurant as whiskey soup. That's like. How are you? How are you transitioning? You know you were saying doesn't matter how much pasta sauce yeah whiskey soup. That's like how are you transitioning? You know how you were saying it doesn't matter how much pasta sauce is on pasta and still

pasta? I think with soup there's some ingredients like you can't call it a vegetable soup if you put chicken in it. That's true. I found the recipe for whiskey chicken soup. There you go baby. It's whiskey chicken soup. So again.

Just remove the chicken. Also you didn't describe this. What a win for you! Whiskey chicken soup. Yeah. So again, it's- Just remove the chicken. Also, you didn't describe this. This isn't your recipe, so it doesn't count as you winning. Yeah. Yeah. Also, that was one example. I got heaps more.

I mean, I guess it, because it's like, you know, it's got like a whole chicken, dates, goji berries, ginger, two tablespoons of whiskey, two quarts of water, salt and taste. So I guess you took it out. I mean, you've got okay, you know I think if you have flavored it with other things and added whiskey you can say it's a whiskey soup. I reckon yeah What's your other things? Okay, so yeah food that shouldn't be yeah should actually yeah make me a pasta soup pasta soup is tricky Yeah, cuz what is that?

What kind of pasta? Ravioli You have ravioli case where you do is you make like a night? Fucked up here. You're smart. You've nailed it straight away Ravioli up for dumpling. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Plain pasta so what if I was spaghetti? I was gonna say spaghetti soup. Yeah, okay I was gonna go with more the vibe of like alright. I want like rigatoni more buttered noodles But it'll make a noodle soup okay, then you like I guess it because again all you're doing is yeah

You're getting buttered noodles. Yeah, and then adding soup and maybe like that um like that sort of like that like a butter sauce to it Yeah, that's what I was making basically like a roux of some kind It's good butter. I think good butter pasta all the time I was gonna say and this is gonna isolate a lot of our audience for no reason in particular buttered pasta I would just prefer plain pasta from feeling like that or even pasta and cheese which I know is also hit with the same community I'm like, you know, it's that weird thing. Maybe just cuz like nostalgia or whatever

Yeah, but it's like you're feeling sick like either like, you know under the weather hungover burnt butter and pumpkin pasta though But I'm sorry, I just don't getkin's great dude, I'm with you. A pumpkin soup, bit of cream, crusty bread with butter. Oh my god! But yeah, fucking, have you had, we're leaving you behind because you don't like pumpkin. We're on the pumpkin train. Yeah, yeah. Like a canned pumpkin, fuck right off.

Oh yeah, fuck canned pumpkin, so you have a butternut, oh a butternut pumpkin. How good is like a pumpkin,? Yeah pumpkin ravioli. Oh You're gonna make I gotta make you pumpkin pancakes, dude Fuck I make these pumpkin yorkies fucking crazy pumpkin pancakes so good. Sounds like they go hard as fuck They go hard as fuck dude you get pumpkin spa the classic pumpkins by your nutmeg cinnamon in there a little bit of pureed pumpkin You get a whole butternut squash you put butter and brown sugar all over the top of it Roast it for like an hour. Then you just peel it and blend that shit. You have this like Heaven divine fucking awesome, but Joel's am it so good cuz he hates pumpkin

It really hate like yeah canned pumpkin. Yeah, I'm roast pumpkin. Nah. Yeah again pumpkin like a Thai pumpkin soup delicious Awesome like it's like I'm kind of like dishes. I'm like pumpkin pasta is good pumpkin pizza is good pumpkin pizza is good You cut the pump a little in little cubes. Yeah Yeah, like yumcha they make they have those little pumpkin. Yeah pumpkin dumplings a pumpkin They like go, but they sounds like what you're describing what's like bit fried. Yeah, I gotta get some pumpkin pasta Yeah, dude, yeah by and large though most pumpkin. I'm like, yeah, this is rare for us where we have just eaten lunch yet We've got very Homeless thing or on the bus or you know flying a plane

Like wow, yeah, this must be one of those famous just before lunch episodes No, this is just after lunch. Just after post lunch, dude Yeah, but so you don't have any like nostalgia like for say buttered noodles Cuz like yeah when you're feeling a bit seedy and you kind of don't want anything like too much flavor I mean like, you know dry toast with like the smooth like tiniest bit of butter Maybe like yeah like a flat lemonade Maybe like a flat lemonade Oh yeah, flat lemonade's good Flat lemonade's good

And then yeah, then like, I can feel like, or maybe some like, um Yeah, Vegemite on toast Also good Salty Very salty, and then when you feel a bit better, you're like I could do with some like, yeah Steak Some like pasta

I could do some buttered noodles on the end Yeah, hey, I love buttered noodles dude, I'm a big fan I'm with you I'm with you on the pumpkin, I'm with you on theed noodles now. You need to find a common food that I hate Yeah, I was like egg soup, but then that gave the egg drop soup yeah, what about sandwich soup This is your game make a sandwich soup. Okay, okay step one You make a root because that's a good good base Yeah, you can't say sandwich soup you kind of got to give us like more of an example of like it's a

BLT soup or BLT yeah I was imagining sort of I can describe the sandwich because I visualized it perfectly lettuce soup would be hard Speaking of BLT you could do it, but it's not nice I was imagining someone would just assume you meant to use spinach or something and you use lettuce accidentally I think if you had a or something and you use lettuce accidentally Party where you serve lettuce soup people would get up and leave. Yeah. Hey, thanks for inviting me never do anything Hey, thanks for the gifts I did it intentionally Instead

Lettuce yeah, I'm not a big cabbage guy count. Yeah me neither place Yeah, I I find that with most all yeah, you know coastal is there for I yeah I'm sure for I'm just like ingredients I'll be like even if they're ones that I wouldn't eat by themselves like they have a place then I guess yeah There's some finished meals where I'm like what are we doing? Who we kidding yeah, come on Lettuce soup lettuce soup you serious right now. How are you doing here? Who are we kidding? Yeah, come on. Lettuce soup? Lettuce soup, are you serious right now?

How are you making lettuce soup in your mind? Lettuce soup, more like lettuce out of this dinner party. Hey. Cool. Yeah. Come see my Melbourne International Comedy Festival show. I guess I'm cutting up lettuce and putting in water and hating my life.

Well the funny thing is, cause like, adding a stock cube. Yes, yeah. This is called lettuce stock cube. I was imagining it, This is way worse. I'm like, right step one boil the lettuce until it's really really wilted blend Add cream well I don't know why but like yeah, you got this soup with like yeah You let a soup imagining like with some chopsticks picking up like a bunch of hot wet lettuce Hot lettuce dude

Yob Hating life Cause like with most soup, well not most, you know what that was just flat out incorrect I'm gonna walk the start of that sentence back Because there is some soups where the flavor of the soup comes from cooking the vegetables and whatever else is in it So like the soup flavor has come from cooking in it in my head because lettuce is basically water flavored anyway Yeah, basically just make it water flavor Would be more appetizing it would taste nice

Kind of like you just sucked the water off grass. It's funny, water soup is the hardest soup to unmake. Cause- No, it's not, you evaporate the water. Yeah. Or cool it down. Cool it down? What if it's a cold water soup, like a gazpacho?

When you say it's a cold water soup, please tell me, what the fuck you mean do you mean a glass of water you mean a bottle of water it's like if I'm making I'm looking I'm searching water soup I'm like ah jump to recipe thank you I didn't know about your backstory jump the recipe like I can unmake that! I uh, I don't know, pour it back in the jug? I can't put it back in the mains, but you know... I guess the trick is you never really made soup to begin with. Step one, turn on tap into bowl.

Oh yeah! Step two, sir. You just lost your mind at a dinner. Good soup! Oh, that's so sad. That's traditionally served in a glass. Not my family recipe. Oh, Bailey family recipe for water soup. Yeah, I think look a bread soup. Yeah, it's going to be a bit harder. Bread soup is a thing. Probably is. But again, when you're making anything like a sandwich. So if you're making I want to cheese, ham sandwich. I was imagining

Swiss cheese, ham, pickles, was imagining Swiss cheese ham pickles mayonnaise Olive on a toothpick through the top okay, so again you could be like all right Well, it's so I guess you just that's what you should start a YouTube channel will it soup So I'm guessing what you can do and views ever yeah One comment hope the host's a dad So with the bread is you make it yes Yeah, and then you may be getting either like the same all of we getting like you know slice of the olive a little toothpick on all the croutons Okay, nice like the presentation little yeah, okay good

Actually, yeah, it's the sauce it was ham ham Swiss cheese mayonnaise pickles. I saw someone do this whoa I know how to do this. Oh, yeah, it wasn't a ham and cheese sandwich though It was a McDonald's large meal that they turn into a soup As a drink that's crazy So what you do if you're gonna make a sandwich like this? Yeah, you would cut the sandwich into probably into four Freeze dry it. Yeah blended And then they Huh is it become like breadcrumbs. Yeah. Okay. They originally then

They blended it and then because originally though like I want to make a big mac espresso Whoa, this is a tick tock. So if people know what I'm talking about, I'm not okay I want to know it's like the Iron Chef like he was like son like the son of the Iron Chef he comes He was like hey, can you make this gourmet? Oh, yeah? Yeah, no, this is like fun to watch yeah, this guy's like turning things into espressos But then when he was like looking at it probably has like because this is the only video by him I'd seen yeah when he's looking at it. He was like oh this feels like it's gonna end up being like it's Says something about it being soupy or whatever. Yeah, like this won't work as an espresso

It'll be a soup. Oh I think I know the yeah, so he's like will this espresso? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah You may say you made a cheeseburger soup He made a Big Mac soup interesting Big Mac and fries soup and he said this is weird. It just tastes like that That's crazy. Huh, but it was a very unpleasant color. Yeah It was like in a kind of off yellow Yeah, do you get your freeze-dried? Yeah, you're freeze-drying making a crumb and then adding water and hydrating. Yeah. Yeah Okay, do you think that feels like almost cheating to me? Yeah

Well, yeah, cuz you if you could cuz if you grant like if you freeze dry it grounded up Yeah, you can almost turn it was like a stock cube. Yeah Sorry just out of some ham and cheese Sandwiches I think you know you can get the elements of it Yeah, because again like ham like you get chunks of ham in there Yeah, you chop it up, fry it for flavor or whatever Cheese, I would either put it towards the...

Well if you make a roux and then you put the cheese in, you make kind of like a cheesy sauce Like with like, yeah, like a like, oh, oh Yeah, you could do that, cause I was thinking you make like, you know, on the croutons, you kinda like cheese up the croutons a little bit. You could do that. Yeah. It's the mayonnaise. The mayonnaise.

That I'm like, mmm. I think- Adding mayonnaise to a soup. We've discussed a lot of disgusting soups today. But if I went somewhere and they had mayo soup, I think that's the most likely to make me throw up. Mayo soup, horrible. Yeah.

Like one of the worst, because all I'm imagining is a big salad bowl full of hot Well, here's the thing Jackson. I know this is gonna be controversial to you Yeah, but I think the only thing I could think of that's worse for me is milk soup. Oh, no, that's good Milk soup dude as a sweet in my mind. It's a sweet soup I know in your mind that would be sweet and delicious and you can make a milk soup Yeah, I know you could because I guess delicious milk. Yeah, I gotta see the problem here. It would probably I think just in my head I'm like cuz you make this smell of hot milk being kind of off, but I know that I didn't like milk

I mean I put milk in things. Yeah, it's an ingredient to me. Not a better You're not gonna drink a cool glass of milk. No, I think that's a ball. Yeah, no, no, it's an ingredient to me not a better not a you're not gonna drink a cool glass of milk No, I think that's a ball. Yeah, no, it's not all of the haves baby It's straight G. Babes. Do you know who else drinks milk Johnny, baby? He hasn't drink milk he drinks formula. Yeah, that smells bad. Yeah, I'm drinking a cool glass of milk and a hot day sitting on the stoop cool glass of milk on a hot day sitting on the stoop? Mm-hmm. Yeah, bitch. Drinking hot, like, it's even stupider to me.

If you're like, I'm drinking, I don't know, milk before bed because it's a cold night or whatever, I'm like, yeah, sweet. Cold milk, hot day? Ice cold glass of milk, sit on the stoop of your house, look at the day go by. Have a time. You've never done that before in your life. I absolutely have. Watch your day go by.

He always watches his day go by. I'm never focusing Hmm, okay. It's uh you could make it really funny cuz like I obviously know where you live Yeah, and I'm gonna reveal it right now Yes, it's funny knowing your house and the layout of everything for you just to be standing in your porch Just drinking a glass of milk. I can imagine on a hot day. Yes You're all fucked in the head Yeah, so yeah, you're basically making like you know you get like you know water milk and that you kind of almost doing

We make half a soup basically well No, you want to do like what you make for an ice cream like the ice cream base Oh, yeah, true true before you freeze it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah Yeah, you can make anything into a soup delicious if I take my big bowl of it really yeah If I take my big bowl of spaghetti Chicken noodle soup yeah, yeah, and I put it in a large hadron colloidal. Yeah, yeah Yes, will that unmake the soup no separate everything it would fuck it up Yes. Will that unmake the soup?

No. It'll separate everything. It would fuck it up. Well, what do you mean by separate everything? Have you sieved it first? Because let me tell you, brother, that should be your first move. No, I don't need to sieve it. Yes, you do!

Because the centrifuge will just spin it fast enough that every element of it separates. No, because you've got like a little tube of pasta. No, you won't. No, you won't. You will end up happening because you're spitting everything, but you'll liquefy, like the potato, the carrot, that kind of stuff, because it's already mushy, it's very delicate, because you've been boiling and cooking it. That being said, after that happens, which will happen, because at first all the solids are just going to mash together, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But after that, technically if you leave it in there long enough and and they're liquefied then yes, they will separate everything

I'll have a little because that's what the centrifuges for exactly. I love a little tube of potato a little carrot You probably are Okay, may Yeah, it depends no because I don't know if they'll look at fire enough. I think you just have mosh of solids. Yeah No, because I don't know if they'll look if I enough I think you just have mosh of solids. Yeah Water stock no the stock won't separate the stock will have dissolved into the Let's just go one by one yeah Heating of cooling it's just spinning yeah, yeah, I put in like I've got some stock so the stock will stay a liquid Yeah, I've got got like, you know, I put in the like You know, yeah Chuckness stockpots mix all together. It's all kind of you know

Mixed in yeah, we chuck in a centrifuge. What happened? centrifuge spins, yeah spins really really fast and Because of separating to pure delicious H2O water and then a bit of stock. I believe it will And if that's the case. Is it because one is heavier? Yes. Yeah, so the stock's heavier. So it's gonna separate it down with water and stock.

Yeah. Okay, now all I need to do is turn that stock back into cube. I'm getting a phone call from a scammer, I think. It says warning suspicious calling partner. Should I answer it? Get him on the pod, dude. Ah ha. So then I make that into a stock cube.

They hung up. So that's why you need to, you know, sieve it first. I don't understand the sieving thing. Because you're getting rid of all the solids. No, but I need the solids to separate in the centrifuge. You do that by hand. But you've just done that by hand. It'll be faster.

And easier. And be more delicate because you're not like spinning it, causing your potato to break up into your like salary because like say a Gram of salary. Yeah, this is a gram of potato which one's heavy It's a potato wrong. You are so fucking stupid. That's the oldest fucking question the book fuck you I did it in my defense listen to the measurements measurements Why don't you listen? In my defense

You're having a big day of just not paying attention In my defense And I will say in your defense I'm having a big day of just constantly interrupting everyone I know Sometimes you're just like Hey it's fine it's alright You're not listening

I won't stop talking I'm still listening though just talking over the top of it I've become distracted because me and Xamarin have the same pair of underwear exactly because they're both gifts for each other. Oh, that's right Don't pay attention In my defense me and Xamarin have bought each other many pairs of underwear so you used to be housemates. Yeah Just a thing we do a little tradition of ours Okay, now okay. This is my next question So say I'm making a chicken noodle soup now

We just agreed earlier that a chicken noodle soup the three vegetables Celery carrot potato now if I'm making a soup big enough Say say it's like a quite a big soup. Yeah, and I don't chop up the carrot, potato, and celery, Mm-hmm. I just put them in their hole. Mm-hmm. Does that still count? Well, you're using them as kind of aromatics, right?

Sure. At that point. Yeah. So you're using them for the flavor and the, you know, so you know, a whole onion. And the vibe. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a whole onion, a whole, you know, so that's- I'm just thinking that's gonna be easier to unmake.

Yeah. So you're using it for the flavor, because like, you know, if are your argument there is so what soup are you making chicken noodle, okay? I'm like the argument you'd be making is like I'm using this for the flavor of it Yeah, like you know take a whole you know say for example You got a you know an onion you put some cloves in there, and you're talking in it So you're gonna take that out anyway? You're not gonna serve it with it And so the intention is to be like I want this to be the flavor of carrot

But I want carrot in my soup you take the carrot out after in my mind I'm not taking the carrot out I don't know if I would say that that would still be considered soup I see just feels like you need to have a cut up yeah okay I'm just trying to get the prime trying to make it as easy for myself as possible yeah I get it I get it I get it I get it Super I just put one potato in there. I said here's your potato You're currently in the process of boiling a potato Soup so I tell you this is half a boiled potato it to keep cooking and then I'll eat it So I think you're overthinking it okay

I mean these way to me I'll make soup is way won't do is you want to get one of those? Tenant guns You're gonna guess goes on it gets unmade okay, so yeah the problem here is you've forgotten how tenant work It's a doorway so the soup will have to walk through the door. Okay, I throw the soup through the door. Done. Uh-huh. Step one. Then it's just gonna come back.

Ah! Ah! I spilled the soup! That hit me reverse-o style! You- you have- I reversed burn! You'll- you'll have to- That's bad, you step in with your bottle of soup and you've got a burn on you all of a sudden. You need-

This soup's gonna go on. You need to be standing somewhere watching someone make your soup. Yep. No it needs to be you have a bowl of soup you remember the tenant rooms? Yeah. You're in one room with a bowl of soup. Yeah. You're in the other room with the ingredients for a bowl of soup. In the other room you make the soup as you and them. Yeah, so this is what you're gonna need to do. The tenant room. There's a kitchen. Let's just say there's a kitchen in there. You need to watch someone make the soup.

Yeah. Then walk into the tenant room and then you'll stand there as they unmake the soup. Ah, that's true. That's how you do it, dude. That's how you do it. Tenant. Tenant. Easy. Yeah. I was gonna say you do it memento mood, but he's not going back in time

You'd watch yourself do it because like you want to make it right? Yeah. Yes I don't know what would happen if you carry the soup into the room. Yeah, what happens if I carry like yeah That's like one thing. I can't remember and then I'm physically holding something I don't think it moves backwards because you're moving back Don't think it moves backwards because you're moving back Gross and then I unmake it do you want to shoot the bullets or are they going in reverse? So mood and you just need to be careful. Well, they were so bullets Soup for you just looked at it your arm and as a tattoo that says you made You look at your other arm you made soup

Okay, I guess I love soup I guess I'm a soup guy I go into the kitchen and there's no soup Huh fuck is my suit? Okay, what about this then? Alright, so I the suit killed my wife. It's sad. Yeah. Yeah, I hired Doc Brown I hired- The soup killed my wife, it's sad. Yeah, I hired Doc Brown. Okay. And I go into a- get in his little time machine. Yeah.

And I go back to just before I make soup. And I punch myself in the mouth. Oh, okay. To stop me from- no, because if I have a sore mouth, I can only make soup because that would be easier. Fuck, fuck, dude. You get back to the future and you got three bowls of soup? Yeah. Fuck!

What horrible timeline is this? Ah, yeah, someone's probably gonna punch in the face, I can't eat my soup now! Ah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Oh To punch yourself in the face of that just stop fading away like damn What's gonna happen What did my me punching myself with a face change so much that in an hour? I start fading away. So yeah, could I go back in time to stop myself from making soup? Yeah, you go back in time and shoot yourself in the back of the head. It depends on which time travel rules you're using.

You might have just made a new timeline where you never made soup. And if you return to your regular timeline, you still have the soup. You go back there, you open the door, and you're door and you're like half finally that's steaming bowl of soup Yeah, I'm wasting everything and if you go to the other the other style of time travel and you shoot yourself in the head So if you suffer making soup, that's where you die Maybe not shoot myself Maybe just like it. Hey buddy. Don't well What if I go back in time so

I make soup mmm then they go back in time to when I was a little kid mmm and I scare myself with soup I give myself like a dress a big bowl of soup The playground hey kid. I'm so Arrested in the past Future me Yeah, he never becomes him Scared of soup yeah, I'll be him because he's so scared of soup. I guess it would be like, depending on what kind of, yeah, it depends what kind of time table it was. If you're doing like butterfly effect, which pops in the movie itself, I guess you yourself would start getting like a sort of like, what do you call a scar that's a dent?

A divot? A divot in your head. You're getting yourself too hard. I'm sorry, I'm glad that everyone's just come around, this is Ashton Kutcher again. Yeah. It's come around on the fact that Butterfly Effect is a bad movie. It was a period of time. It makes sense up until a point where you've just gone back to what you fucking, you stupid movie.

Anyway. I guess it's also loop rules. If I hit myself in the head with a bat, I get hit in the head with a bat. No, cause if it's also loop rules No, cuz cuz cuz if it's butterfly effect that's you going back as a kid Yeah, and looking at in the mirror mean like you hate soup and hitting yourself. Oh, yeah That's true butterfly effect my friends in primary school are like, what are you doing? I'm like, I've shot the fuck I'm trying to make soup Yeah, no, I'm doing looper mode if I go back and hit myself in the head with a bat and then I get a divot in my head and then go to jail.

What do you think how different your life would be if you just didn't like soup or you were scared of soup? I think if I was scared of soup. The fear of soup is rough anytime you go to a restaurant It's like appetizer soup. Ah! Because the difference is not that I'm scared of soup It's that as a child a man in a soup costume. I'm actually not scared is not that I'm scared of soup. It's that as a child a man in a soup I'm actually not scared of soup. I'm scared of getting bashed. I'm scared Man in soup cost you thankfully I reckon come to Pixar's soups comes out. Yeah, I mean for all the continental copper soup. Yeah Sorry, it just reminds me of that time with he's in jail now, thank God All the continental copper soup logo for some reason. I can imagine that being a guy in a costume.

Sorry, it just reminds me of that time when he's in jail now, thank God. And then, do you remember those continental, those ones, where it's like a pack of soup, are maybe the easiest to unmake? No, have you remembered what's in that packet there? It's like vegetables and powder. I know, but then you do the whole, like, you reduce it.

And then, yeah. Centrifuge. And then I was gonna say, like you know you reduce it and then yeah centrifuge and then I was gonna say like let it cool down and you kind of repatter Like a stock kind of thing well, that's what be easier than looper on your yeah Yeah, you like the idea of you spending jail like spending time in jail from the 90s. Yeah, you're in Mm-hmm. Yeah, start ruining movie plots for people What are you doing in here don't worry about it in the matrix I Like the idea that if I'm in there for it depending how long I mean I get out but like you know 20 years 20 years old I don't know how much time you'd get for beating up a child with a bat. It's me It's me. It's not a crime to hit myself cuz murders 25? Yeah, also like he's got no

Identity I might just like it's gonna be easier if we just give this guy the chair when when you're going Weird I was imagining 98 because they could do like I and it's like oh oh it's weird, like, you know, if you were like, that's me! And then they do tests, they'd be like, that is him. It is him. Exactly. You'd break the universe.

Can you let me go? No. You beat up a child. Yeah, but he's me. It doesn't even count. Bang! Oh, the cop shot me with a gun. It was easier to just kill him.

Yeah, that is smart. But in a way, that's also murder Yeah, but in a way that's also murder Can't kill a guy that didn't exist We did exist. I still exist as a little baby boy for now Except I won't go back in time because I'm scared of soup. So in a way I've just what you live forever Can you unmake live forever in a way. In a way, yeah. What? Yeah. Can you unmake soup? I don't know.

Yeah, I think yes. Yeah, me too. Yeah. As we all heard on the television show Legion that everyone in the world watched and therefore the saying became global. Hey, maybe I'm wrong and it is a saying, but when the top 15 search results were all Legion related- Look, as much as I know, doing this episode with you boys,

that like, look, can you unmake soup? I don't know, but I know you can soup anything. Yeah, that is true. I think that's a good takeaway message. That's really important, I think. And let us know, is this from Legion? And on that note, I've been Joel. I've been Jaxxus.

I'm also been Joel. You wanted us to do a Legion episode, here it is. Here you go. Yeah, all you Legion heads, i.e. me and maybe... Tom Reed? Yeah. And that's about it. This one's for you, baby. Thanks, guys. episode here you go all your legion heads ie me and maybe Tom Reid yeah this one's for you baby thanks guys enjoy your soup Thanks for watching!