Plumbing the Death Star - How Would You Die as Uncle Ben?

Episode Date: December 29, 2024

Plumbing the Death Star has a long history of misremembering how Uncle Ben died. Who shot him? Why? Uncle Guts? Well in this episode JoshAus let's the boys revisit that incredible event to ask, hey, how would we have died as Uncle Ben? There's very little great power, and even less great responsibility but there are plenty of references to the movie Old Boy, driving over your own head, and getting munched by an elevator. Another classic.Links to everything in our linktr.ee including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You're listening to the Sands Pants Network. Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star, bitch! I'm Joel. I'm Jackson. I'm also Joel. Holy mackerel. Yeah, it's a comedy pop culture podcast. We say rude things like I just said before.

But we also answer important questions. And this important question has been sent in by a listener through the Sands Beds Radio Discord. So shout out to Josh Oz, as in Australia, for this question. Where they propose to us, how would you die as Uncle Ben? BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM him a lesson. We were like how would you die as Uncle Ben to impart a lesson? Exactly. And you're the Mr. Comic Man. Yes. Just double checking. Yes. It's almost always

or always. I know that that's the message. Yeah. His death, Uncle Ben's death is shot by gun. Yeah. Sometimes it's just a random attack by the guy that Spider-Man could have stopped. Other times it's a carjacking that Spider-Man could have stopped, right? It's huge. I'm trying to think now it's like, yeah, it's the guy that Spider-Man could have stopped other times it's a carjacking that Spider-Man could have stopped, right? It's huge, I'm trying to think now it's like, it's the guy that Spider-Man could have stopped at the wrestling ring. Yeah. And that's either-

Is Spider-Man always a wrestler in the comics? I assumed that Raimi just put that in there. Yeah, me too. Ultimate Spider-Man, he's a wrestler. I'm pretty sure in the original, but now I'm like, ooh, now I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm pretty sure, yeah.

But like, that's his go-to of like, well, I got some powers, what do I do? Now I gotta be a wrestler. Time to wrestle, baby, time to wrestle. That makes sense think that's his go-to of like well. I got some power What do I do now go to Russell baby time to rust like it's always it's basically shot You do the carjacking gone wrong or something's gone wrong, but it always seems to be by like yeah someone's Stop okay. Well that it makes sense and spider-man being selfish in his actions results in yeah And then he's like I got a fucking pick on my game exactly so I think so I'm gonna the lesson that you know Peter Yeah, you know ends is with great power comes with you know great responsibility

Um I thought I don't know if I'm gonna be always with great power because that's very on the nose uncle Ben like that's like Yeah, no, I may come on. Yeah, exactly so I just think I think though a good lesson to impart would be just general You know Responsibility just like be responsible be responsible and like you know pay attention. Just like be responsible. Be responsible and like, you know, pay attention to your surroundings. Okay, okay. So Peter is like 16. Uh-huh.

He is a teen. He's a teen. And at 16, you're probably learning how to drive. Okay. So I wanna try to orchestrate it in a way where I'm teaching Peter Parker, my beautiful nephew, how to drive and like, you know, parking all that. And if we say parking, like say a one hour parking spot,

and then he doesn't pay attention to the time, and then we get a ticket, as we get into the car, I'm in a passenger seat, and I'm like, oh, you got a ticket there, and then I'm going to get out, go grab the ticket, and then maybe I slip on something on the road, or like a bicycle comes out and spooks me, and I'm like, ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, So time management. I guess my lesson was time management. And also... That's our only responsibility in the end.

So time management, but also you have removed something Peter could have stopped. Well, he parked there and didn't pay attention to the time. Uncle Ben wasn't getting out to check the meter. No, no, no, no. Sorry, I think I maybe missed it. So we've already

parked, and then we've gone away. And then you come back. And then it's like, I, no, no, sorry. I think I maybe miss so we've already parked okay, and then we've gone away And then you come back and then it's like I'm like well Peter we have you're getting out to the ticket before Before we you know leave we had to like Peter you know we had remember this parking is like it's only an hour Yeah, I do something and maybe we go the arcade he plays like you know Batman for too long. That's so funny. They're gonna die like looking at your watch it takes over from like 59 no I'm gonna die uncle that if you know you're gonna die, you're like looking at your watch, it takes over from like 59 to- Well I don't know I'm gonna die. Uncle Ben doesn't know he's gonna die. This is just a scenario I've had to think upon. Okay, fair enough.

This is a series of accidents that I'm trying to orchestrate backwards. It would have to be... Okay. Peter! Ay, it's me, Uncle Ben! It's you, Uncle Ben! Peter! Peter! You gotta pay attention's me, Uncle Ben! It's you, Uncle Ben! Peter! Peter! You gotta pay attention-

He's doing the Trump answer. Peter! You gotta pay attention! Yeah. Peter! Right now, for you, one of the best. Peter! Uh, my watch, it's broken.

Not American made. Uh... What voice is this? Uncle Trump. Peter's Uncle Trump Peter, my beautiful watch My beautiful watch Broken, broken

Broken, can't be trusted Weak watch Weak, untrusted, traitorous watch Can't pay attention to the tie Wanted to know a parking beat You're messing up, They're gonna arrest me! I don't know if you're like...

It feels like it's like a Brooklyn accent, but wrong. I don't know what I'm doing. I would say it's sewer voice. Like the voice of a guy who lives in the sewer. Hey! I like the sewer! The sewer's nice! People talk a lot of shit about the sewer. I think it's great. Bullshit! Can't deny that!

It's almost George It is! The sewer is good Jerry! Yeah, it's just like I think it's the sewer man Maybe like someone like a kid to- he's a blue collar worker It's Uncle Ben's canonical voice Yeah, yeah, of course Great power Pete! Great power!

It comes, you know Great responsibility, hand in hand If only I had an American Midwest Let's get an upset! I'm sorry. I wonder. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,'s like I've got to find a park and then Pete's like Oh, there's a there's a one-hour park there I could be like you know that means we have to be in my watch is broken Peter. That means Peter You know my watch is broken. Broken watch? No good. So come on. I bought this watch from a guy Didn't try shouldn't have trusted shouldn't have trusted him. There's a lot of bad people in the city. That's the problem with me I'm too trusting. Too trusting Pete. Look her up So were ya? You got it's on you. It's, please. Lock her up! So were ya? It's on you, it's on you.

Check the emails. Yeah, it's... Okay, Uncle Troll. Okay, alright, sure, okay. Okay, and then you return. Yep. And Pete's left it too long. It's an hour 20.

It's an hour 20. I'm like, sorry, Pete. See what happened? This is what happens, yeah. And then maybe it's just, because I need to be close to the road. Maybe it's I'm gonna be driving home. Okay, sure sure sure. So maybe then it's like, you know, I said we're about to get in. We're like up. There it is. See? And I go and I lean over and I, you know, in the front

I grab that and I'm like see Peter and I'm as I'm talking this is why you know, you need to be paying Whoa! You need to be paying attention. As I step out into the road and get hit by a car. It's an ironic death. I know, if I was Peter, I would be like, he was... Yeah, well yeah, he wasn't paying attention. I guess I need to pay attention to it, okay? I need to pay attention to a truck.

I need to pay attention to a truck hit by a truck. I also wasn't paying attention to my uncle was an idiot. I mean, probably, hopefully, I'm thinking this as as, you know, become a passata by a truck. Yeah, yeah. But yeah. Okay, well he's like, I gotta pay attention to the time. And I gotta pay attention to when I step out on the road. This is also in Peter Parker, he's got spider powers.

So he's like, looking at me, his brain's always firing. Of course he's not paying attention to how long he's parked there. He's thinking, I am a spider-man. Wait, what? Oh no, something's happened. He's got the reflexes, but maybe... You've given him the fucking... I have given him the tornado death!

He tornado death-bent, dude! Accidentally tornadoed myself. But wouldn't Peter be able to stop it? I mean, he could try, but again, he's 16, so he's just gotten bitten by the spider, right? I donated myself. But wouldn't Peter be able to stop it? I mean he could try, but again he's 16 so he's just gotten bitten by the spider. So he's like, oh shit I got like the little spidey sense. And usually the spider sense is about danger for him. And now if it's like, the spider sense would be like, there's danger coming.

Emotional damage. Get ready, you're about to be really sad. But it's also funny because like, I don't know if the Spider-Sense could sense emotional damage. Probably not. Because the Spider-Sense isn't- It's like a rock's getting thrown at your head. Yeah, but it's very much premonitions. Yeah, that's true, that's true.

But it's like physical harm premonitions. It's like, what's gonna happen is your uncle's gonna get hit by a car, and his arm is gonna come flying towards you and dunk you in the head. No, actually, sorry. Yeah, you were right Immersional stuff does is picked up by the spiders and so many times you'll see Peter be like doing something to be like Oh, no True true, you know what the spikes come out and he's holding his head like this

Something's gone wrong Something's gonna happen Oh no, Pete's gone wrong You gotta be responsible boy What's happened to my? But it's funny as well, so you get the premonition your uncle is about to get hit by a truck Mm-hmm, but if you're in the passenger seat of a car, I don't think you're gonna be quick You know I'm imagining that we're like before we get in so it's like we're across the boat

Okay, and Peter gets a but then if Peter gets that Spidey sense. Yeah, it's gonna be like hey He's not having thwippies. Oh yeah. It's like he's not even, you know, he's not organic. Or like he's not having them around when we're going to the arcade or whatever. Yeah, yeah. But if it's pre-Uncle Ben getting, it depends how much time he has. He could just be like, hey, you know what, I'll go grab the ticket or whatever.

And then if he gets hit by a truck, it's no big deal. Yes, true. the the ticket or whatever yeah and then if he gets hit by a truck it's no big deal yes true but you are imagining again you go imagining a I guess a more experienced spider-man who understands otherwise he's just like I'm scared it's all on instinct yeah yeah so he might and maybe he does like you know oh shit something's happening oh my uncle and he maybe slides across the bottom grabs me but he's too late too late she's got your just got your your face or maybe he grabs me and he pulls me in yeah, but I clipped Instantly kill yeah, and then you get the chance to impart the lesson. Okay. What are you saying? Oh?

Uncle Ben he wasn't quick enough you gotta pay attention Yeah, gotta pay attention so funny good to the little things What little what little things like a ticket? That's not what I would take away I mean I know I'm not Peter Parker we said the little things I'd be like yeah man I do have to stuff and smell the roses every now and then I also sometimes I need to take a me day thank you uncle back think if you die like that you see you gotta pay attention I'm like he blames me Peter why do you tell me you son of a bitch? You killed me! You killed me! My wife's a widow in hell!

You did this! Oh my god. I think I'll be like I'm not ready No! I don't wanna go! Take my boy instead! My rotten boy!

Send him to hell god! He's not even my son! I never wanted to be your son! I don't love him! I don't love him! Take him, God! Take him, God! Eternal damnation for him! I'll trade everything! Everything! I'll trade my life! I'll trade my boy! I'll take his life! I'll take his life!

I see the light! I see the light! Oh, the flames are coming, Pete! I can see the flames of hell! Pete! That's your dad! I can see the flames of hell! I can see the flames of hell! Pete! That's your dad! I can see your dad and mom! Your dad's in hell! Your dad and mom are rotting in hell, Pete! I'm gonna rot with him! It says you're... I'm alive again... There's a seed reserved here for you, but in worse hell!

Yeah! And then going home, that day, and Art May being at the funeral, like, did he have anything to say? And you're like, not really. I think he said he... words um he loved you he loved you aren't made he sees last words were tell Aunt May I love her I don't want to go to hell and sell my fake son's soul. Jesus Christ. Who I hate so much. He did this, May.

He killed, he pushed me. He pushed me in front of the crime. He'll kill you next. His funeral sucks. I deserve the better. I'm May turning to Peter. Is this true? Is this true, Pete?

Did you push Ben? No. He's saying it. He's coming from hell. He's my husband, Pete. I'm turning to Peter is this is this true Pete did you push? He's saying it he's my husband Pete you think I'm gonna believe who my lying nephew over my incredible husband Peter Parker who you killed what does that do to him? Hell confirmed

Well, how gets confirmed for him a bond yeah,'s he probably punches Mephisto in the head or whatever No he keeps being like sure Mephisto take my wife Yeah Save my oldest shit bag of bones on Exactly make people forget who I am and I'll give you my kid or whatever Yeah what the hell Mephisto take it Yeah I can't just simply grieve the loss of my oldest shit. No, no, no.

She got shot, dude. I know. You shouldn't shoot a nine-year-old. Just wait. What are you doing? Just like a strong enough breeze. Yeah, dude. Absolutely. A loud noise on the television

Just put like a half inch extra on whatever step she has to climb up Hey, you remember that old TV ad that was like for carpets like it was like they yelled at you about the carpets It was like maybe Carpet Call or something. Carpet Call? The Experts in Disguise? No, that can't be right. The experts in the trade. The trade! Yeah, no. No, there was one where it was like, hey, get away, we got these fucking carpets, they're fucking cheap as shit! And they yelled at you through the TV. I just wonder how many old people that killed. Because it's not zero, right? That was like scary to me. Cop it.

Like crazy John's like mobile phones. I'm crazy John and I got crazy prizes! Yeah. He seems really angry. Look at this phone, I'm having a mental breakdown. So you need to take advantage of me. I'll get this phone. It cost me $900.

You can get it for $4 and I'll get to smack you in the mouth. If I'm 90 years old dude, that is ending my life. Ah! Why is the TV so mad? Well I mean, GB Hi-Fi's... Same thing. I'm like four doors and I get to smack you in the mouth! If I'm 90 years old dude, that is ending my life. AHHHHH! Why is the TV so mad? Well I mean, Jamie Hi-Fi's uh... Same thing. That would just be like a logo and then they'd just smash you. Oh yeah. I was always with a guy with that voice, it was like almost...

It was like, like if a goblin was screaming at you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gonna... AHHHHH! Yeah, we're gonna unlock that one every day. Oh, we got a amazing goblin! He's coming in, get some of, get some music! Yeah, yeah, that's gonna kill an old man. And you can see some black Sabbath in the background, like real lit, you know, that'd be fine. Yeah, oh man, terrifying. Um, okay, so what are you saying to Peter? You're dying there, your legs have been clipped by the car, the truck. Yeah, you get like guts trailing down the highway. It's like you need to pay attention. Yeah. Like, yeah, you need to pay attention.

It's so funny because it's like such like a chastising, it's like it's not like a loss, it's like, hey man, need to pay attention. Yeah. It's so funny because it's such like a chastising. It's not like a last, it's like, hey man, you gotta pay attention. I think if your last words are you need to pay attention, the lesson isn't going to be I need to pay attention to the little things. It's going to be Uncle Ben blames me for his death. Well, you know, because it could be

you need to pay attention. Because if I was Pete in that situation, like, yeah, I guess, because he was not paying attention to the road. Yeah. If you say, but I think you'd have to say, hey. What's the best? Because again, it's like you I was Pete in that situation like yeah, I guess cuz he was not paying attention to the road Yeah, if you say but I think you'd have to say hey What's the best cuz I could get it's like you need to pay attention and take responsibility for your own mistakes Yeah, I think what if you just say? Time is money

That makes me think he wants me to go do something now. Whoa Pete, I should have bought a watch that was made in America! American made! This watch was American made. Huh? Uh, yeah, yeah. If only I had better time management. Time comes for us all. If only I had better time management, at least we'll give him something concrete to work with.

No, if only I had better time management is like, oh, he wrote writes. If only you had better time management. Okay, that's different. You son of a bitch. Again, it's a cute... I'll kill you where you stand, you motherfucker. Well, what's the actual context with Great Power? What is the lead up to... I think because he's always saying with Great Power,

Yeah, it's like a classic thing he always says. So it could be something like, you know, like, Ah, see Pete, you weren't paying attention. And I grab the ticket and then I hit my nut. Then you get clipped and you just die. Yeah. He's not just like out of the blue. He's just like, I've been shot, Peter, with Great Power!

Yeah. He's been saying that all the time. He's just like, and remember Pete. And remember Pete, with Great Power. He's been saying that all the time. And remember Pete. Well actually the quote is originally with great power must also come great responsibility or something like that. But then they shortened it because

Great power, great responsibility, great power great responsibility I'm gonna build a wall! Build a wall, out of the power, responsibility They're gonna pay for it! Pete, I'm gonna build a wall, they're gonna pay for it. Huh? So yeah, I think maybe you're just like, remember Pete?

You gotta pay attention, you gotta pay attention, yeah? PCP, time management, you gotta pay attention. I thought you said PCP there for a second. PCP? Go get some PCP. Angel's bust. Eat a man's face. Eat a man's face, Pete. If Uncle Ben called me, which I don't know if this is what you said, but if he called me PC Pete, PC Pete!

I'd be like, he's talking about another man. He's talking about some guy he knew in his youth called PC Pete. Ah, classic PC Pete! Always about taking that woke-minded virus! PC Pete over here! He's giving me like a Trumpian nickname as he dies. I don't even know what he's saying. This is why I can't say slurs anymore. To PC culture. Maybe I don't tell anyone. My uncle's dying wishes that I said more slurs. There's nothing wrong with saying it. They're just words Um it's funny that time of recording Trump is running for the president when this comes out Yeah, what you gonna do dude? It's fun to either mock a loser or

We're so sorry Whatever is gonna get us killed Yeah, well you must it. Oh, you didn't. Oh, yeah, exactly. Okay, well. Tim Walz played Crazy Taxi though. So he has my vote. That's sick, dude. Great game.

Yeah, his wife apparently had to be like, it's me or the Dreamcast when he was younger. That rocks, man. That's really- He's addicted to, he chose wife. Okay. But he hasn't forgotten how to play Crazy Taxi. That's great, muscle memory.

Yeah, dude. Once you're in, you're never out. And that's the beauty of Crazy Taxi. Yeah. So I great, muscle memory. Yeah, dude. Once you're in, you're never out. That's the beauty of crazy taxi. Yeah. So I guess, yeah, it would be a build up of, like, you know, throughout, like, you know, if Pete was, like, you know, he had an assignment late. Yeah.

You got to pay attention to deadlines. You got to pay attention to time. Always, like, constantly being like, you know, can't be tick tock, tick tock. And then, yeah, you get hit by a car. And even though, like, I wasn't paying attention. Yeah, yeah. I can be, you know, you know, if Pete could be in the...

Because Pete, because Pete blames himself, no matter what. He know, if Pete could be, because Pete plans himself no matter what. He shouldn't be planning himself for his uncle's death no matter what happens, right? Pete has no control over the universe. No, of course. But he would, so in this situation, he'd be looking at them like, oh yeah, no, I need to be on time.

I need to be paying attention. I need to be punctual. If I hadn't gone 20 minutes over, playing crazy taxi at time zone. I wouldn't be here, we wouldn't be here. He wouldn't have got a ticket, he would have gone to the car. We'd be fine. Do you think that would mean we would get a Peter Parker

who's like more likely to make Mary Jane's plays? Yeah, absolutely. We're thinking of making him a better boyfriend. You'd have him. He would become kind of like, have you ever seen a better boy? Yes. Hugh Grant's character at the very start,

he starts talking about if you break the day down into like units of time. Yes, yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You'd have a bit more that as a Peter Parker. Yeah. Almost like OCD. Yeah, I think it would in a way wreck his life. It would wreck his life in a unique and different way. But also you gotta remember that a lot of the time when Peter Parker is being a bad boyfriend. He's saving lives. Yeah, he's being a good Spider-Man Yeah, yeah, so you are Very much more of a conscious person of like how long things are taking. Yeah. Yeah, where's a big watch now? Yeah Also, if again, it's like Mary Jane being like hey, I come to your place. I cannot do that

Yes, yeah, that's true You know, I think Peter would make promises he couldn't keep. And he probably isn't gonna be as quippy too, because it's wasting time. Exactly. You know, if you hang up the crook, you gotta get out of there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not stick around a gloat.

Maybe he just starts killing criminals because it's faster. It's quicker, it's more efficient. It's efficient, yeah, he becomes obsessed with efficiency. Just starts. Just starts throats with a knife. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

Why don't you just web over their nose and mouth? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fast. Web into their mouth, down their lungs. Yeah, yeah, exactly, instant kill. Yeah, you grab your uncle Ben, grab a ticket. See, Peter, yeah. That's fast. We're into their mouth. Yeah, exactly. Insta-kill. Yeah, you grab your uncle Ben, grab a ticket. See Peter, you promised me you'd be here. You don't need an hour.

Don't make promises you can't keep. And now, yeah, he sells to MJ. Hey, I can't come to play. I'm so sorry. I'll be out killing criminals. I'm ridding the city of crime. One criminal at a time. Because that's efficient. I gotta do it. I gotta do it. MJ's like, sorry? Or would he go against truck drivers?

I'm killing truck drivers. I'm ridding the city of truck drivers one truck driver at a time, MJ, as you know. As you know. You know how I hate trucks and truck drivers. Yeah, yeah, of course, man. And obviously I'm doing it as quick as possible. Yeah, as time is money. I put my web shooter up to their nose and give them a web lobotomy. Yeah as you know And then I kick the truck over Of course Pete let me go to my fucking place Hey, good luck. Enjoy. I'll let you know how many I kill Fingers crossed at least ten. Go get him tiger This is what I think I would do okay, so I gotta be at like a shopping center

Yeah This is what I think I would do okay, so I gotta be at like a shopping center Yeah And Pete is gonna be at the bottom of an escalator mm-hmm and I say man You gotta be careful on these things and then I get caught in the escalator Shoelaces undone Caught in oh no Feet first My skin and my guts and meat separate yeah, yeah, because your skin's so strong Yeah, yeah, yeah, when it gets caught in the little little escalator thing there, it just doesn't instantly tear it tears from the scalp

Exactly, and then I get sucked up under it and I keep coming down But the last thing I do is like man these things are dangerous You gotta be careful with these things. But you're like bloody muscle mass of a person is stag at the end of the thing Yes, your skin suit keeps coming back and forth shorter and shorter Just alive meat The most painful experience in human existence you will never experience experience in human existence you'll never experience the way I know when your body like every every nerve is on fire that's what I just happy I can feel

the wind and that's what I'm speaking right now Pete my boy yeah yeah and I I'm begging for that but it's not coming quick enough mystery I don't know the escalator is taking me one inch to hide and I need you to kill me now. What would that do to him? I can see my body. I can watch as my body is churned up by the teeth of the escalator and I know that the police and the ambulance are gonna get here. If Spider-Man starts sneaking into hospitals and killing the sick. Yeah, he becomes an angel of death.

Whoops. I just wanted him to be careful on escalators. I think that Spider-Man almost never uses- Hey, hey, old grandma, it's your last round of chemo. I think you're in, like, I can't, yeah, well, good luck. We'll pick you up in about an hour in the process. But yeah, I'm pretty sure, I'm just cancer-free. Exactly.

Bye, grandma, I love you. In comes peace. No. My grandma loves you. In comes peace. No. You're suffering. You're in the most pain anyone's ever been in. Like my uncle. Like another keyboard guy squeezes it real hard.

It just shoots in very quickly. It's funny to imagine that they're like, oh, grandma, we're so excited for you. We'll see. I think you've got your visit with spider-man in about an hour alright we'll see you soon spider-man comes in and says hey I'm spider-man I'm gonna cue you there's a cancer right? that's no good

I'm gonna start to pop your head like a grape I saw my uncle get eaten by an escalator he suffered for too long so I'm making sure there's no suffering in the world he suffered for way too long I Yeah, so I make each other's no suffering in the world. He suffered for way too long Yeah, but you have to like my thought like chest. Yeah Just kick my head off soon. It's gonna be at foot Kick my don't why if you let me suffer this

Why are you just standing there watching? Kick my head off the field. Anyone else? Anybody ever wanted to take a heal in their life? Now's your fucking chance. I'm begging for death. I'm begging very soon I won't even have arms to beg with. Someone please just kick my head off the body. Oh there's my skin.

No one's hit the emergency stop. The crowd has formed. I can see the paramedics. They can't come through. The crowd's that dead pink. What's wrong with this ball that they've got to adopt the escalator? You haven't said a word to me. You're just looking at me like a stuntman. Just say something Pete. I hope you're gonna say, don't worry uncle I'm gonna kick your head. The words out of your mouth better be I'm gonna kick your head clean. I don't know if you're uncomfortable, it would be a kindness to me to kick my head like a football bat I'm drinking an inch at a time The pain is never abated

I'm as sore as I was when it first happened In fact it seems to be getting worse Oh god damn it Damn this American made Askeleard so dumb Won't stop for anything God it's so good It's just my head, still alive but like kinda getting knocked by the escalator

Now I'm getting sick, Pete Okay, I'm in a mess mate, I'm dizzy, okay? Fuck this mall, man Turn off the escalator I'm now thinking maybe the escalator's magic Please stop the escalator I got no heart, I got no lungs But I can yell at you, Pete

I might still be alive, okay? Don't stop an escalator, I got in the heart, I got in the lungs, but I can yell at you Pete! I might still be alive, okay? Don't stop the escalator! This is how I'm gonna live, this is how I'll live! I don't wanna, I've seen the light, there's a lot of flames there Pete! The hell is coming for me Pete! Don't send me there Pete! I wanna go to the infernal flames of hell! And then I just live on the escalators ahead.

So Uncle Ben doesn't die? What would that do for Peter? Yeah, every day he has to come back. He just has to go visit, um... He sits up like, sits next to the escalator as the head is rocked back and forth. How you doing, Pete? Yeah, you're a spider man! Ah!

What the hell? Ah... Who's that? What do you see? You got like the powers of spider? Ah, I guess the crazy things have happened. I'm an escalator man. I can stop grime on this escalator. I guess if I wanted to. I can't say can't.

I'm just here. What I'm scared about Pete is that I exist as long as the mall exists. You know an escalator is just like a piece of machinery. So like one day it'll break down and then I'll die. I'm actually very very scared of blockouts. So you gotta make sure Pete you gotta make sure that Anytime there's a stop

You gotta make sure that the electrical grid doesn't go off Even if it goes off I'm afraid I'm gonna die Pete Get a backup generator for them all alright? Yeah, maybe What is this letter? Is this servicemen come over here to try to work on this? You stop them Pete, you stop them Don't let them kill me Pete

Have you spoken to your aunt about coming to visit? What's she doing? She hasn't moved on has she? Cause I'm still alive. Nothing's changed in my eyes. It will be cheating in my eyes. As you can see Pete, I'm not dead. I'm very alive. Very alive.

My skin's still moving up and down the escalator. Can you put my face back on? I'm just a tall skull. I've just become bones. Yeah. Well yeah, what would that do to Peter Parker, do you think? I guess he would try to ensure that the escalator was constantly powered. I think you're right.

And he'd come visit and I could give him advice. Yeah, that'd be nice. Yeah, he'd probably dedicate his time to not fighting crime, but how to rebuild a human body. Yes, that's true. Yeah, he's a smart boy. So maybe instead of becoming the Spider-Man, he uses that intellect, like now he's just got,

he's just also got the powers of a spider that just don't do much. He just can be tough. Well, and maybe using his vast intellect, he transforms the escalator into a sort of new body for me. Yeah, like an Iron Man. And we become sort of a crime fighting duo, uncle and nephew.

Yeah, uncle and nephew. Uncle and nephew. Yeah. Look crime-fighting duo uncle and nephew It's escalator and boy Gee whiz I hope escalator and boy on out tonight. What are you talking about escalator a boy or a myth? bow escalation a giant escalator as like body They kept the escalator as like the head with a mech body underneath Okay they've kept that They've kept the escalator They've not like transformed the escalator

It's just my head's just going up and down it It's a giant escalator on like a like you know like an Evangelion kind of Yeah huge man Look out! Crime fight doers! Mechanical body Crime fight doers? I'm dizzy And I'm just a skull so got me some slack. There's Pete with his little joystick controlling.

Yeah yeah. I got control of him. Just a head getting knocked around by an escalator. He thinks he's in control but he's not. POW! See he's loving it. Then I punch. Takes me about five seconds. Yeah. Yeah yeah. Yeah!

Somebody could get in the way of my fist. That'd be awesome. Thanks Pete, you're making me live my dreams. I don't know what this is. I think he's also lost his mind. Yeah. I got no brain. So cut me some fucking slack, Pete, okay?

It's a miracle I'm still talking. I'm just fucking bones, man. Yeah, dude. Shut the fuck up actually, Pete. Leave me alone. Shut the fuck up dude Shut the fuck up Peter Parker I'm under my breath because I guess your hearing is perfect Yeah, my hearing is better now. I hear through the escalator now. Yeah, okay the escalators become kind of my body

I feel I can sense through it Pete. How did that happen? I didn't do it Hey, um, Uncle Ben can you stop doxxing me? Peter Parker? Peter Parker? Shut the fuck up. From whatever your address is? Somewhere in Queensboro? That's your house.

Your wife lives there. She doesn't want to come visit me. She doesn't want to see me now that I'm ahead of her. That's infidelity, I'll say. Yeah, it is infidelity. I'm gonna get a divorce. You shoulda. Get a lawyer in here. She's grieving. I'm gonna get a divorce. You shoulda.

Get a lawyer in here. She's grieving. She hasn't moved on. She's just sad. Yeah, well she shoulda moved on cause I'm still fucking alive. She shouldn't be grieving the death of a man who's still alive. She could come visit me. You're a skull.

It's traumatic to see you. She just doesn't want to hire a lawyer. You're a skull with a tongue, I think? Yeah, I can lick still. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can still taste. Did you tell her that? Yeah, tell, I can lick still yeah, yeah, yeah, I can still taste Yeah, tell her I can lick still Pete go. What's okay? May your husband wants me to tell you that It has it has

I have to pretend that he punches criminals. Yeah he kept saying I've got to fight crime fighters. I don't know what's going on. He wanted me to pass on the message that he can still lick. I hope God kills him. He wanted that for a while. I don't know if I believe in God anymore. I don't know what's happened to him. I believe that heaven may in fact be run happened to him is a fate worse than death.

I believe that heaven may in fact be run by Satan and hell by a worse Satan. I made the suit because I thought it might get him around, but all it did was make him crazy. Where is he now? Well, he's at the bottom of the street. He can't move. He needs this. He thinks he can troll. Hey, good night! Just do a passerby. Can't move this like the job he thinks control What can you dog hey come over here He's so violent Maybe I don't know. I maybe it's not even been anymore. I think it's something

Maybe the escalator was already haunted. Do escalators become haunted in time? If people die on them I suppose, Pete. I think a lot of people who we have died on the escalator. Considering it munched Uncle Ben. I think Ben died. What about if I just got munched normal style? I guess he might be coming to like OH&R.

With like safety and like you know... safe. Yeah, like, you know, yeah Can you sue them all? Yeah. Yeah, that's good. It would be crazy not to the mall would probably get shut down. Hey No, not necessarily, but they might have to do it It might be a class action suit that have to do a payout to everybody that's lost. Yeah Yeah, that wouldn't necessarily mean because they've been insured. Oh, that's insurance weirdly covers Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah good public liability. It would also be after they guess the the people that Manufactured the the escalator people at service escalator to be records of like who serviced it because they do a bad job Sharpening them yeah

Big like metal files gotta make it as razor sharp as possible Doing there I don't know dude It eats the escalator better or whatever dude, I don't know Yeah, make it a whisper shit to me, dude. I don't know. I'm doing what it says to be sharp Yeah, what do you want? What about if I got to the point where I was just ahead like a torso and Peter kicked my head off? Football style. Well, that's the angel of death.

That's the angel of death. Yeah, that's the angel of death for- Yeah, yeah, fair enough, fair enough. Yeah, yeah. Hmm. Well, I mean, you know. Yeah, with the powers of Spider-Man as you're getting caught, I mean, it's the instant, it's the instant de-skinning that's gonna be the one that's gonna be traumatic. Yeah, that's really gonna change him. You can't do anything for that.

He might swing in and try and grab you. Don't do that, you're coming away with my skin. But like, as the skin comes away, he kinda tackles you to take the shoe off. Ow! Ow! Your touch is like a thousand knives. Can you survive with being 100% de-skinned? I think no. That have to make you... A bubble boy? Yeah.

They gotta get there quick. Bubble band. Yeah. Bubble band. Do you feel maybe if he just quickly webs you up? Oh, okay. So your stops the bleeding somehow. If you're de-skinned, I...

I just think that's so much trauma. It's a plot point of the incredibly upsetting film Martyrs. And in that movie, when they're fully de-skinned, they kind of exist in a plane between being alive and dead. Well, this is comic book bullshit. Yeah. And so, I reckon if he goes, your de-skin, and then Spidey Pete grabs you quick enough,

and you're screaming, and he's gonna be quick thinking, web you up, so you have a fine like layer of webbing to kind of compress you, so that becomes your second skin. Okay. So now he has to constantly make sure that you're webbed. Before we get you into ICU, you have a good chance of living as muscle man, but like bad muscle, as invisible muscles, as in the muscles are visible. Look out, it's visible muscle man.

Exposed muscle man. Yeah, exposed, he's not like muscle man, like he's got bumpy mus-mus. No, he's got no skin, We can see the red. It's bad Tendons I can look at visible muscle man when he punches you it hurts him more Visual muscle man every moment in agony. Yeah. Yeah visible muscle man. He wants to die He wants to kill one of those like yeah, I mean a full body cast Chamber almost. Yeah, like a chamber almost. Yeah, bubble band. Yeah, bubble band.

Like you know with burn victims have to have to be really just like yeah really looked after. Well hopefully the escalator collected my skin in such a way that we can just put it back on. Like a chamber. You end up looking like leather face. Yeah. Like a chamber that's like a certain like whatever it is the time to try and like keep it sterile So you're not in as much pain? Like a like an I am long I Wonder if you get fully skinned though if your nerve endings are just fucked well They are then eventually hopefully they not they die down hopefully hopefully they become you become numb

Yeah, that's the best case my dream really in this situation. Because when you are caught Yeah, it hurts in the cut part Yeah, but then when the wound is open it's like you might get like an ache But it's not as sharp of a pain as when you're getting caught Yeah, so if you got no skin there's a nerve well depends on what layer of yeah Yeah, yeah down to the muscle Yeah, like yeah Down to the muscle. Yeah. Like, yeah. So hopefully, hopefully, in the end, hopefully it's gonna really hurt.

Ah! Oh, actually, Pete, I feel fine. Yeah. Shall we keep jumping? I'm painless now, Pete. Yeah, actually, Pete, I think I've become really strong. All your nerves just... I was in immense pain for about one millisecond, but now I forget how it felt

Yeah, trauma kicked in real easy anyway. I can't feel any pain so nothing would re-trigger that trauma Still try to get them jeans Gonna need more clothes now putting on jeans Like your blood just going down a couple belt notches. That's pretty good. I got rid of that skin weight. Yeah. Well fat's above the muscle isn't it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, I don't look good. Yeah. No, you look way thinner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All that skin weight, god. Yeah. And then, you know, maybe Pete's got, he's got enough friends, Fantastic Four or something,

they could get me new skin probably. It's great that you're just held together by fashion. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. By some Levi jeans. And then you get the kick-ass powers of, you know, not really feeling pain. Yeah. You can still get hurt, but can't feel it. That's, I mean, it's not too bad.

Pretty bad. What about if I said with great power comes great responsibility and then I got munched by the escalator? I don't know how. What could I? I don't think that would be a lesson because it's your catchphrase.

I'm just leaning against it like, hey man, you know great power comes great responsibility. How does that teach you that lesson? It doesn't. It's just like, it's like if my last words were jacking off rocks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which it could be. Munched by an escalator.

Yeah, yeah. I would've connected to. Yeah. And I would probably resent that cat phrase. Yeah. Like that catchphrase. Cause it would bring you... It would remind you.

And I'm amazed. Like what's the last thing you say? You're like, you know that fuck up stupid thing you used to say. You're a great pal. Then you just got et by an escalator. It doesn't really seem like it was relevant to be honest Hmm. Well, everything's relevant in death Pete Wow maze taking it taking the death of her husband

She's smoking a cigarette, looking out a window. Everything's relevant about the death. Death comes from his own people. Why would I be mad? I guess you might. Whatever. You know. All right, so the lesson,

and I think this is actually gonna help Peter in a way that... Peter. Yeah, it was very Lois. Yeah. I got served that clip of when Peter eats out Lois's mom this morning Yeah, the voice actor for Lois just goes she goes ham on there And her distress is the plot of the episode is that?

Lois is like basically why don't you eat me out anymore Peter and he's like, yeah I don't like doing it or like it's boring or I'm not interested So she gets him... TV down there? It's probably a riff they do. But yeah, she gets him hypnotized so that... When he hears the evening news theme, entertainment news thing. He goes crazy on her pussy.

He imagines himself eating an ice cream. But then Lois' mom gets his own well, and Peter's bringing her dinner. And then she hears the evening news, and Lois is like, don't eat my out my mom But Peter does yeah, it's too late, but then he realizes and he's upset. Yeah Yeah, you would yeah, there's much coming back from that not really well. They're fine in the next episode Thank you. They're fine by the end of the episode. I don't know yeah, yeah

Yeah, anyway, so well sort of ties in if you want to be gross, but basically, Peter Parker and Uncle Ben, they're going out for sushi. Okay. Peter Parker with Spider-Man, he has to go, I'm imagining this sushi is for some reason in a mall. Okay, is it like a sushi train? Sure, it doesn't matter. Alright, alright.

Actually, no, yeah,'s say Sushi Train. I'll be, I'll be, you know, Pete, and you can be, I don't know, Norman, my good friend. No, not Norman, the other one was his son. It doesn't work if there's more than... Okay, it's me and my imaginary friend Jackson. No the background of the shot looking at the escalator being like I'll be paid. All right, sit down. I'm like, whoa sashimi. Oh, yeah This isn't really gonna work. You don't know what I'm about to say. All right, I'm there You know, I wish I knew how to use chopsticks

So basically yeah, look I'll explain the situation then you can roleplay Okay it out, but basically Pete gets called away to go biff. I don't know a criminal. Okay. He's like oh someone stole pants from a store I'm gonna go beat the shit out of him cuz I got new powers And he leaves bed at the sushi train okay, and then when he comes back a Ben has tried to eat He's trying to recreate the scene from Oldboy where he eats the live squid. Okay, in our comments favorite film. Yeah, Oldboy. He loves that movie.

Now he's eating the squid raw, everyone's panicking, trying to do the Heimlich maneuver, as the squid, he's choking to death on the squid. And he comes back and as he dies he says, watch out, beware the octopi, Pete! And then Pete has, the lesson he learns is to be wary of all octopus. So then when he gets a job later on with Octavius, he's like, I want to put new arms on him and become an octopus man. He's like, hang on a second. Flashbacks to Uncle Ben eating the octopus. So my problem here, or the problem here, is that Otto isn't like, I'm going to become an octopus man. His name is Octavius Yeah, which is not octopus. Doc Ock is his knock-knick knock name

Doc Ock is his knock name Is Ock? No, because Ock outside of spider-man is not short for octopus. No Yeah, so it would be the moment where J. Jinder Jameson is like, you know what we'll call him Doc Ock Because he's like an octopus and Peter So was did he know Did he have prescient knowledge about this guy that I would work? Well, that's awesome because then when Doc Ock as we all know falls in love with me It feels like a an attack like all of this was like he's not master plan. I was Peter

I would be like are you the octopus come back? Yeah Like don't kill my uncle to fuck mine Instead of Peter going away to like a fight crime just that that's it the sushi. Yeah, it's like hey Pete my boy Yeah, look what's this? You're my old boy fight crime just that that's it the sushi yeah it's like hey beat my boy yeah look what's this you're my old boy but where are the octopus because it's not like be careful you it really feels like a little brave warning about something else like in his last moments he saw something

The spider sense just kind of like it went so dry It's kind of like a wave washed over everyone that was there. It's like dying and saying something like the way the golden man What do you mean by that? Yeah, and then when you thought theck, obviously Doc Ock is a threat, but if I'd had that strange warning, I would be like, he's something else. Yeah, I gotta kill him. Yeah, I would be thinking that. But Doc Ock is actually something else. Well, that's true, yeah.

Because in a lot of versions of Spider-Man, Doc Ock kind of, I think we kind of shied away from Green Goblin being like his big guy, and Doc Ock has become like his big guy. Yeah, yeah, I think so. Yeah, because it becomes a lot more of a father figure, especially in like his big guy. Doc Ock has become like his big guy. Yeah yeah I think so. He becomes a lot more of a father figure in like some other movies. Becomes a father figure, becomes him. Yeah yeah yeah. In Spider-Man Life Story becomes Miles and tries to trick Peter. Yeah yeah.

Got him good. I really like that. Not really. Got him bad. Maybe, I don't think he kills Miles. Didn't get him at all. Didn't get him at all. Maybe he does kill Miles.

I love that your, Doc Ock, not Doc Dark Hawk, your Uncle Ben's final words are him, it's like he's just like, don't get the octopus. Like he imagines Pete's gonna keep eating at the restaurant. I know how much you love Oldboy. I gotta tell you, don't do it. It can go really wrong. Really bad. Morning.

That act is very impressive. Yeah, wow. It's a lot harder than it looks this octopus is choking me sound fine I'm not the octopus has my heart. I can feel it constricting around. I don't think that is true Reaching down did he die on the first? Did he trick himself with the thinking that was happening? Did he give himself a heart attack somehow?

That doesn't make sense, go into his stomach How open was his guts? I guess in this situation, Peter's just like, sad And maybe fears sushi What if you just went like a really direct route? Like you gave the instruction you wanted and you just killed yourself No, cuz I think that you wouldn't believe that cuz like he was unwell like you're standing by a cliff And you say great power comes great responsibility

Hey Pete you know like Mnemonic like you know devices so like you know you kind of like you think the first letter of it Whatever you make a poem so you really remember yeah exactly I was reading something the day where it was like when you experience something traumatic yeah you really remember it so remember Pete with great power comes great responsibility that's even worse because Pete is like my uncle's a fucking idiot he did this to me on purpose he had the power to end his own life and it was he decided it was his responsibility to do so To teach me the lesson the same thing he's been saying

I know I'm not gonna forget that dad Uncle dad no uncle Ben You gotta remember that we've seen this though Yeah Like this is what happens in Man of Steel This is Man of Steel we just did the fucking tornado ending again. Never let anyone know who you are! Let those kids drown!

This dog was more valuable than my life! That's a good laugh. Save dogs over me! Oh, then become the dog saver. Yeah, he's nice. If you have a dog drowning, I'll be there. Yeah, I'll save your dog People kill dogs so I don't care about them. Yeah. Yeah, in fact, I loathe humanity I'm gonna kill every human being and save every dog. Yeah, I'm spider-man

With his heat division super strength giant ass. He has the spider-man. Yeah fly like a spider and kill you all Dogs will reclaim the land. Yeah That's what my uncle taught me Dad, okay. Oh, yes, that's true. So my uncle told me it's your father My uncle Paul, yeah, yeah. It's all the same, dude. It's nice that we get in... My uncle.

It's nice that we get in a really wrong injustice. Yeah, yeah, that's true. It's not really about... Do any of the... Outside of Superman, do any of the people in Justice League have a dog? Batman does. Batman has a dog. Something to bat hound, ace the bat hound.

Well, Batman's getting killed by Superman. Imagine Flash for some reason having a dog? Something the bat hound, ace the bat hound Well batman's getting killed by superman Or spiderman Imagine flash for some reason having a dog A quick dog Yeah Imagine flash having like a greyhound That's bad And his name would be like quick the dog

Yeah and he's not catching it That's the thing That dog's just off in the speed force Messing with time Yeah A dog would not know what was happening if a dog was getting the ability Yeah you grab a ball you throw it Yeah It's run to the future, it's run to the future.

No, it's run to the past. Yeah, you go so fast you go backwards. You throw a ball, you run so fast, he comes from behind you with the ball in hand. And the dog's a president now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And a little younger? President dog. You're holding a ball, you look down, you got a paw, you look back up, he's a man, you're a dog.

Oh no. Oh no. You walk to another guy, the guy's like, don't blame me, I voted for Vice President Fish. Huh? Anyway, he's walking his plant. Let's explore that joke. Let's explore that, let's take a little moment. Don't blame me I voted. So the man in the, okay, I got a couple of things I need to

peel back. I'm flash. I've thrown my ball to my quick dog. He's gone through time, come backwards. I'm like, oh no, I look down, I turned, I'm a dog. You're a dog. But then he's a man and you're a dog. I look back up, he's a man, I'm a dog. I look to a guy who's there. He says, don't blame me. I voted for President Fish. Okay, so Vice President Fish, sorry. Andy, also the line that almost got lost there is you say, and he's walking a plant. And he's walking a plant. I think it I think... This is so funny.

Don't blame me. Don't blame me. I voted for the vice president. Not the pres- Vice President Fish. Well, because it's clearly president uh, I mean, it's president dog. So the president dog is like, no no no, we don't have presidential elections.

You vote for, I'm the leader. You vote for whoever my vice president is. Or it a situation get in is it a situation where? President dog got voted in yeah, but president dog then picked his opposition President I also want to know have I become a dog and there was another guy who is a dog Saying that they voted for president Is it a guy or is it a dog? What does he mean? Because does he know the time just got changed? Yeah, and he believes that had president

Flash wouldn't be a dog now. Okay. Yeah Things would be different. Flash wouldn't be a dog now. Okay. Yeah. So somehow it was President Dog getting elected. So Vice President Fish was the key. Yeah. Vice President Fish would have changed this future.

Yeah. People would be walking places. Okay. I think I peel back the layers. I'm there. Yeah, it's good. But you can still talk even though you're a dog. Yeah. And your dog is now a man.

With a dog president. Which then raises the question of, is President Dog our man? Yeah. And your dog is now a man. With a dog president. Which then raises the question of, is President Dog a man? Or is he a dog? Is he a dog? Cause I'm a dog. I'm a dog in this scenario. Did the human beings got turned into dogs vote for another dog?

And someone like, that's a man? I don't know man. Yeah. We could be here for hours. When- why is he walking a plant? Man? I don't know man What? Yeah Yeah, well We've been here for hours When- why is he walking a plant? Because he's walking me as a dog cause dog still exists No, cause he's a dog walking a plant

Yeah, but isn't my dog a man walking me now? And there's just another guy walking a plant A dog walking a plant yeah. Oh a dog walking a plant but a man who was a dog? A midnight dog. So our dog who is quick he came back in time as a man and I looked down and I'm a dog. I look over and there's another dog who's like don't blame me I voted for vice president fish as that dog who is a you know can talk walking his plan Now we have pet plants that we walk and we have some sort of semblance of sapiens Yeah, and we elected a dog we elected dogs to be man Yeah, and Fisher also my brain president dog was the was my dog who went back in time. He was quick

That was an assumption I made now is the president Al dog Man or is it a different dog that was a dog, but is now a man. You know what? No, I think you're right. I think the president dog is a man and it's our dog Yeah, who's walking me the dog be say dog or the president? I'm getting walked by the president and this other guy is saying they wouldn't have voted for my dog Yeah, they could see you being walled Now it makes sense cuz he's like if I hadn't voted for your dog Yeah, well, I did you'd voted for president fish. She wouldn't be currently getting walked by a man dog. Yeah, I actually make sense

Yeah, it's actually a layered joke. Yeah, really easy to follow to it interesting I've been Joe. I've been Jackson's strong endings make strong emphasis Exactly. You'll remember that. Yeah, yeah. What was that? What did I? Well, wisdom of Art May. Wasn't that death comes for a soul? There's everything's relevant in death.

Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah. Everything's relevant in death. She was smoking when she said it. 2024, Cigarette. Yeah. Well, we'll see you next year for hopefully more of this. Bye. Whoa! Happy New Year!