Plumbing the Death Star - How Would You Get Around Breaking Rule 1 and Rule 2 of Fight Club?

Episode Date: September 6, 2026

Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (Tickets available now: sanspantsradio.com/events) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This is episode 5.It's really hard to avoid breaking the first two rules of fight club when you want to tell your friends about a cool new club you joined. Especially when you're a young boy 40 and have to answer to your loved ones why you keep showing up with your face looking like passata. We pivot from trying to figure how many lies we can tell before it becomes too suspicious to figuring out fighting strategies to avoid said suspicions. From joining a boxing club that we're bad at, to having a car as a personal trainer, to only getting punched in the top of the head we've figured out how to avoid telling people we're in a fight club without giving away that we're in a fight club.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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Plumbing the Death Star is a comedy pop culture podcast. and ask the important questions like, how would you get around breaking rule one and rule two of fight club? So, just a reminder. Oh, just a refresher. My good friend Jackson, please take it away. No, I was asking you.

Oh, thank you. Thank you so much for pausing that straight back to me. Who has seen a fight club kind of recently. Yeah, which is like me to give you the eight rules. Of fight club that I have in front of me. I can read them out if you don't want to go by your memory. beautiful friends, Joel Zammert, please, it would be my honor to pass it straight back to you. This is the civil episode, okay?

So, rule one, of course, of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. Rule two, you do not talk about Fight Club. Rule three, if a fighter says stop, goes limp or taps out, the fight is over. Okay. Only two guys to a fight. Is that Rule four? That's Rule four. Okay.

Rule five, one fight at a time, fellas. Okay. Six, no shirts, no shoes. No service. Number seven, his fights will go on as long as they have to, so you could be here all day. Okay. All of all. And eight, if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

Okay, all right. So we've all joined a fight club. Yeah. Maybe independently, we've got three separate fight clubs or together. Yeah. I don't know. But the problem of a fight club is that it leaves marks, okay? Yeah.

To my eyes, I come into the office the next day, and I've had the shit beat. And everyone says, Jackson, what happened? You've got one, I reckon, because I think that, okay, so not breaking rule one and rule two, easy the first week. Yeah. Because you wake up the next day after the fire club, you look in the mirror, you go, okay, I'm working with some damage here. Yep.

I'm going to, well, in the morning, I'm just going to construct a lie. Yeah, exactly. What depends. Like, if you're, like, in a fight, like, the fight club, and you start, like, you know, your first fight and you get the shit beat out of you, but you're all right, you're fine. Damn. Like, you just got a black guy or something.

Get the shit beat out of you in, like, a humiliating way where you just, you don't even swing on. Okay, it's my first day, and let's go. Oh, oh, bam, boom, bow, bow, bow. Do you want to tap out? No, no, no, no, no. I haven't even thrown a punch yet. I just need to build my strike.

Oh, boom, bam, bam. Like, the first, like, it's just like, it's one biff to the chin, you start crying. Oh, why? The guy's like, he's on either side of my hips, just pommeling my face. He's, like, looking up a tile of dirt and being like, he's not tapping out.

And he's not going lift. I'm still okay. Oh, fuck, you keep on. Let me punch. So, yeah, so I was like, yeah, first time, you know, yeah, you got, you, maybe you won, you lost, whatever, but you got, you definitely go and scrapped around. You got a big black guy, you know, a bus lip, whatever. But yes, you're right.

That in a situation, you could be like, oh, I fell down some stairs. I think you look at your, you look at your partner, like, you know, this shift. Or like, you know, I got mugged or something like, whatever. I'm a clumsy guy generally. Yeah. I was playing with my, you know, you know, child and I you know said hey punch me in the face as hard as you can

because I'm a normal man you're in trouble though because you don't need to lie to us yeah yeah you need to lie to your wife oh yes I know so Jackson and Ducey have been beating the shit out of me but it's not a club

it's not a club where we're fun it's just a thing they've started to like baby you want to join a cool thing really get that aggression out Do you want to hit my friends, babe? I know you do. Babe, you got to come with me and you're going to get to beat the shit out of Joel and Jackson.

They're so bad a fighting. You're going to win so easy. He never goes down. He goes down, but he never throws out. See how his face looks like mince meat? Yes. I was going to say. It's like the first time.

If you're doing a regular fight. I can't get tossed into medical condition. I will not go live. My brain can take. Every punch in the world. My face can't know. Because I'm saying, it's like that first week or like the first like

Yeah, you're right. You could be like, you can come up with something. However, if your first fight is similar to what happens to Angel Face where he becomes like, yeah, a bloody mess. Yeah, that's a bit hard to explain. Yeah.

Angel Face, though, that is Jack, whatever the fuck his secret name is. The narrator. Yeah. That's him breaking the rules. That's true. Because Angel Face goes limp. Okay.

And then he can. But what if you, like, have a rare medical condition. I was going to say, like, if your face ends up being that. Yeah. I just say, oh, I come to your office the next day. I got hit by a train. Yeah. On the face.

A train ran over my face. Beaten up by a dog. Yeah. A dog with a bat. A dog with a bat came for me. Uads. It was used with bats. I guess in that situation, if my face is like mincemeat, right?

It's looking like musica. Like, it's not good. And maybe I get like, I get like, bandages around my face and I say, I just had a surgery or something. That's clever. Yeah. I'm, um... I got a lipo in my face.

Rhinoplasti! I fell out of my moving car? I don't know where my car is. Could you help me look for it? There is, like, it's tricky because, again, I stand by the fact that the first one, you're sweet. Because you can say you got mugged and people will be like, oh, fuck, oh my God, that's so horrible. Did they take anything? Like, no, actually. Yeah. Because I put up a fight, they

like fucked off. Yeah, you can make it sound like a good story about yourself. You're actually, I fucked them off. And you can be like, yeah, look, you see with the other guy. Way better than me. Yeah, I did not throw a single butt. I got a little scared and weed myself.

That's fine. Because, like, again, you can like, oh, it was in a street where there was no cameras or whatever. They didn't take anything. So it's just like, I just got punched. Like, it sucks, but like, I'm okay. I've been to the doctor. fine until it happens a second time. Could you be? Could we be? How many times would I have to come into work beat up before you

immediately go, you're in a fight club? Once. Yeah, once. Yeah, for you want. But because we're, look, you know, you look at like fire club, a lot of the people that joining said fight clubs. Yeah. They're young. True. Right? They're relatively like. So you say, yeah, like me. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Young like me.

35 is young. Yes. It's not five years. To 40, the classic old No. No way, dude. We're young. But yes.

Yeah, me, me is... How old are you turning this year? Oh, big four zero. Fuck. Young boy, young boy 40, I think, is what they call it. Young boy 40. Joe Young boy 40.

Yeah, that's what they always say. Young boy 40. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, young boy 40. I'm like, thank you. Thank you. God, you're sure young. And 40.

And 40. And boy. And I like, can I have a lollipop? Yeah. Of course, true. But the young boy 40? Yeah. The sky's the limit.

Are you saying that because we're old, then we're older. But we're still younger. But we're older than a baby. We are older than Johnny baby. Yes. Exactly. So what if we were like, I am, I, because of my advanced age, but I am still young, I decided I maybe need to get a bit fit.

Okay. And so I have, I joined a boxing club or some, or a level of contact sport as cover. I thought you're going to be like, I'm trying to get fit and I keep falling over on the treadmill. Oh, yeah, I'm trying to get fit and I dropped the weights on my face constantly. I'm trying to get fit and the fast, the speed, like what I decided was going to be cruise control to pick fitness was MMA. Yeah, I was I was going to get fit, so what I decided to do was I got my car hit cruise control. And I ran, um, beside it. I ran in front of it.

I ran over my face. And I tripped. I ran over my face. And as you can see, that's why, um, this. But I, it is good for my health. Yeah, exactly. And it's, and it's only, you know, I'm going to come in looking like this again. I just don't want you to worry.

I got a new personal trainer. Exactly. Yeah, my car. Yeah. No, my new person. Okay. So basically, I set, I set my car at a 30 kilometers an hour. Yeah.

It's satisfying. I turned on cruise control. I leap out I stumble I hit the ground with my face I get up I skin for a bit

I get up I go my car I'm gonna catch it shit no fuck I'm not that thank Jesus

I stop I I keep running it's gone it's gone so that's why I look like this and I I'm late for work because I don't have no car.

Have you seen my car? Don't worry about my face. I don't worry. Yeah, you see this face. You should see my car. Because I haven't. Please. I'll be fine to my car.

Maybe that's the right method. Maybe you just, like, someone goes, oh man, what happened? And then you hit them, they've come concerned. You go way, y' aisle. You make them far more worried about you. But they go, oh, I shouldn't be worried about his face. I shouldn't be worried about his brain. You go to face of the least of this guy's problems.

You just be like, I am chronically clumsy. Yeah, exactly. And then I just have to then... I got sudden onset clumsies. Yeah, I got sudden onset Magoo disease. Yeah. Check this out. And then you pick up the kettle in the, you know, office lunchroom,

which you pour it on your head. Oh, fuck. See? Oh, oopsie doodle. Call it ambulance, because that was on. That was really... That's skulls. That was boiling.

Fuck. Um, yeah. But this, but it's still... Because, like, you could... You've got one, which is the problem. We haven't found the combat sports, I guess. But even then, like, combat sports, you have, like, equipment to avoid actual damage to you. And you don't want it in every contact sport.

And also boxing, but also, like, when you're sparring, you're not meant to be punching you. That's what I mean. I don't want to be the guy at the fight club who puts it a mouth guard. Yeah, oh God, no, dude. I'm not going to get invited project mayhem. And I want to. Yeah, I want to be part of that, too. Fuck, Project Mayhem.

It seems annoying. No, dude, they're making soap out of fat. It's awesome. Yeah. Yeah, they all make it so bad. Blow up banks. Yeah, they're watching. Yeah, I agree with that.

I agree with that big time. But it is cool that they're like, yeah, man, we're stealing the fat that women suck out of their ass. Yeah, that we're selling them back to them. We're fight club. Where fucking fight club, dude? What about this is a strategy? And I'm jacking off in the chicken. That's all the thing that's happening.

Well, I'll be on the marangs. Yeah. And putting penises in kids movies. Yes, and castrating people by getting a rubber band and tying around them nuts I don't know if I want to be part of the second to the last two things he said. No, they're gonna. Oh, they're gonna. Then he gets a garden, but they're gonna do it.

What about, okay, what about this is a strategy? Maybe this is going to make me the coward of Fire Club, but I say... Bring your gunk? There's no defense. Yes, I win. I win this fight. Who's the Fight Club now, bitch? Shooting into the roof.

No, I was going to say, I say, not the face, only the back of the head, gentlemen. Because I can cover that with a hat. Yeah, what is, yeah, my tactic is every time they go for a swing, I just lean forward a bit and they hit the top of my head. And I go, oh, oh, fuck. Oh, you know how you're your skulls, but to fuse and you're a baby? You cracked it. You cracked it. You fuck.

He just had the office. Wooze. He's got a bruised brain. My fontanella's unfused. Shit. Oh, the top of your head. Shit.

Oh, I'm so concussed. Are you going to tap? No, I don't know how anymore. I don't know how. I wasn't listening to that part. What do you mean to tap? I don't think I can move my arms and legs at the moment, actually,

because my brain very, very sore. I got punched full in the top of my skull. Okay. I thought it would be easy to explain. I thought it was a good tactic. It's not. Boy, it's not. The only motor skill I've retained is speech

and I'm making it everyone's problem. Oh my God. Getting punched directly the top of the head? It doesn't feel good. It fucking sucks, guys. I think you've compressed my spine. I need a car. He's a chiropractor. You a chiropractor? Someone snapped me back.

I guess that's just a bad as they swing it, turning around to give it the back of your head, getting punched in the back of the head, just going flying. Oh, no. I mean, you can put you, like, I get a great plan, turn around, I punch in the back of the head, which then knocks you forward, and that

famously kills you. I got to play you turn back, you put your back in the kidney. I'm going to be pissing blood. What if I tap out? Oh, yeah. Straight away. No, I'm scared.

I tap. I bet you got me, you got me. Well, we had to five. That was intense, boys. I really do feel like a man. What if, what if, because it's no shirt, no shoes, what if the moment I take off my shirt, I've painted a big target on my chest and belly. That's a good idea.

That's actually not bad. So then even though it's like, it's like, I'm not telling them to punch me there. Subconsciously, they're like, oh, I can't target. And maybe I put like within bars numbers. So then they're thinking like maybe I get to get a high score on this guy I also think that if you do that Because again we only need to really I mean we're probably going to be excited by the experience and do it again

Yeah yeah first time you fight If you roll in and you take off your shirt You've painted a target on your stomach Whoever you're fighting like that will lift the vibes Yeah, that's a bit of a laugh That's a bit of fun As long as you're taking the fight seriously You're not just standing their hands behind your back

They like hit me But you go this is the target that you're defending And if they get you and then like, you know, hitting my big fat thumb, oh, this ripple goes around and like the target moves. And I'm like, oh, you're not 50. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. I think I'll shit my pants.

This is how Udini died. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. That isn't the how Houdini died. Fuck, dude. But then you're right. You go to the office the next day. And you're just holding your belly.

Yeah. It's so much easier to explain. You get diarrhea. Yeah. I have bad chili last night. I had bad chili. It's just diarrhea. Yeah, I just think that you're going to have the hardest problem.

Yeah. Because you have to explain it to your wife and child. That's true. That one's tricky. Like, especially at the age he is now, partly because, like, he has no sense of, like, don't hit me where it hurts. Oh, yeah, that's true, dude. Well, champion. He's one of these funny bruises on daddy's belly.

I should slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap. Yeah. Oh, Johnny baby, no. He's don't. Yeah. Take him to fire club. He'll kill him. He'd love it.

Do you reckon you'd... He's this man. He's so obsessed with boxing at the moment. Well? That's like... That's new. I was just hanging out with him and he didn't try and punch me. Yeah, where it's like a boxing gym near the park we go to.

And if we put him on the swings, he looks up and he's like, boxing? Boxing. And then he's off. Like, almost mid-swing sometimes. It'll be catching. Damn. And then the last time we was there, he was the guys that gave him some boxing gloves. He's great.

He's like there, like hitting the... hitting the bag. Cute as hell. Yeah, dude. The kid's going to kill someone. Yeah, you're getting a muscular ass, maybe. He's so strong. He's too strong, dude.

I put him with the monkey bars recently. I just didn't let go. I was like, I wonder how long he could last. Like, if I don't, like, hold him. Like, you know, had your hands there. Like, I'll just like, you know, not, you know, a serious. I'm like, okay.

Okay. Okay, he's holding on. He's that too much. Did he seem struggling? Was he just like, like when an orangutan does it? Yeah. Makes sense. Your child's a bit monkey.

Yeah, it checks out, dude. How long? do you have to fight? Because obviously your first fight, yes, you have to fight. Could you get away with never fighting again? Yeah. Yeah? That's awesome. I think... Just going to the fight club for the social aspect, basically.

Well, I mean, maybe I do that. You're kind of like going to the orgy because you're like, you know, the food spread. Yeah, or just like the ambience. So, like, orgies are obviously like a free-for-all. Yeah. If being a voyeur is your fetish. Yeah. And, like, you're just the guy jacking off of the orgy.

Yeah. Are they going to get lippy? Are people talking shit about you? Or are they like, well, my fetish is anal. Their fetish is voyeurism, so I can't talk shit. And also, like, my fetish is getting watched, so this is good. Or you just go, you go, this guy, he's part of the community, he's jacking off in the corner, I'm going to go give him a show. Yeah.

Yeah, that's right. He doesn't find me attractive. He's like, coming over and being like, hey. No, go away. You're walking with you. Dude, I'm just trying to give you. You're a freak. God, don't talk.

Dude, I'm here to eat snacks and jack off in the corner and you come over here and you wreck that for me. I just thought you might want to jack off. To me. In what world? This is an embarrassing moment for me. Sorry, did you, sorry, you cock, lumply hanging by my thigh. I'm embarrassed. Yeah, I'll admit it.

You should be. I guess I'll turn around. No, that's worse. Turning around and I've got one of those butt plugs. It's like a fox's tail in. No, wait, that's working. Okay. I don't know if I want to do it for you anymore.

You were so rude. Yeah, I'm probably just going to go home, I think. Get in the car. It's not driving. My pants. Get the fuck style caught in the door. Oh. Oh, boy.

You know what? Maybe that was a little win for old Jackie boy. How are the idea of getting out of your car? It's slug there. In like a bit like, you know, Whoa is me. Slam the door. Fox Hell gets caught.

Oh, whoa! Okay. I'm feeling good again. You know, I'm back to the orgy. Fuck that guy. I like the idea of getting halfway home, completely naked in the car, being like,

am I really going to turn around and go back to the orgy? I'll even have my good pants. I'll just risk it. If the cops pull me over, I'll come up with something. Sorry, I've lost my pants. Yeah, what are you going to do?

Officers are at a crime? Taze you? Taze me, I mean? Sorry, that wasn't a thing. I mean, they're... Yeah. But in a way, an orgy and Fight Club are similar. Yeah.

Just now, this is very much filing in the... Plumbing the Dust. I make a very bold claim about something they clearly know nothing about. Okay, I'm ready. But getting tased, I reckon there'd be a moment where it feels good. Oh, absolutely, because it would wipe your brain clean. It would hurt? But, like, yeah, you wipe...

No thoughts except, like, you know, oh, it's pain getting tased. I think the only thought. is capital A's on repeat. So there'd be that. They'd also be like, well, I don't have actually any control right now over my body. That's good. Maybe is like a bit of a relief.

A little pain holiday. Can't do shit. Just cop this pain. And then for a brief moment, you're like, why is it warm a bit? My piece. But don't need to go to the toilet anymore. That's true.

But damn, the come down from getting tased, horrible, surely. I did electrocute myself with my toaster recently. Okay, let me take a wild guess to how this happened. The toaster remaining plugged into the wall. Bread is stuck in said toaster. Jackson goes, hmm, I'll just use a knife to get it out. Not even that.

Can I maybe have my own? Please, what's your theory? So it's like bread in a toaster is currently on. Toasting said bread. Doing its job. Doing its job. You both right on that. You've got your knife.

Ready to spread, or a spoon, maybe. Ready to spread butter or peanut butter, veggie-mite. Cream. Cream on toast. Like a Jackson. Illustrated mouse. I don't know how you live. Cream toast.

And you're sitting there and you're like, I wonder if it's like, you know, brown enough for me right now. Oh, and then he pokes it. What if I gave it a bit of a lift? No. The toaster was on. It was toast in it. And I was like, I need to move the toaster.

Instead of grabbing anywhere that was not in the toaster, I reached in and grabbed the space between where you put the toast. And shifted it up like a handbag. Where the hot coils are. How do it electrocute you? I don't know. I can imagine that. it would burn you

I don't know it's like I'll just shift it oh it's just much dumber than I but how did it

oh man I was like standing in my kitchen being like I could have died just that Jesus Christ just trying to shift the toast to like

two or three centimeters just a little you could have just pushed it how it electric you could have I'm like, that's... Do you have metal fingers?

I don't know, dude. I just reached in, got zapped. Oh, man. That's awesome. Why did you do that? I don't know. Did you...

Like, you made a circuit with both sides of the... But the coil's just hot. How do he burn... How do he electrocute himself? I get how he burned himself. I didn't. I honestly wouldn't be shocked.

he didn't get electric unit and it just burned him in it. But it was like, ah. No, it was like, it was a zap. Yeah. I can feel it course through my body. Yeah, that's the crazy thing about getting electric shock. Not an electrocution. Electrocution means you die.

Yeah, yeah. I getting electric shock is you do feel the electricity go through your body. And for a brief moment, you do feel so awesome. Oh, absolutely. Your body's like operating at like 200% for like 10 to 15 minutes, depending on the severity of the severity shock. And it sounds like I'm talking shit. But I'm a man who's copped electric shocks.

Oh, yeah. I'm not surprised. But then after that 15... We're not careful. Yeah. And after... I'm not that stupid, though. That's bad.

That's... Hey, I said not careful. That really fucking rattled me. I still don't understand how it happened. Why did you have to move the door straight? I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember it all.

I just... How did it? I don't know. Oh, hands wet. Hands wet, maybe. Were your hands wet? I don't remember, but it could have been. They always are.

They are. Good point. No, because if he's clean. He's wiping, and then he grabs it up and water drips into the toaster as he lifts it up. Are they live wise in my toaster? You're faulty towel, you're toast? I'm not that old. Actually, I think I got a new one this year.

I just, I don't know if that. It doesn't seem like a lot toaster. It's nothing fancy. Why did you pick it up by the middle? Just not thinking. It looks like, look, hey, maybe you're not thinking mode. You're like, I guess it's like a handbag. No, I reckon.

The only reason he would have picked it up like that is if he's holding something else. I might, maybe I had like a cloth in my other hand. Wet cloth. Some jar of cream. Like a cartoon mouse. Maybe I have some guy of awesome toaster that just electric use of my price. But yeah, after that 15 minutes passes of you operating at 200%, you get really tired and sometimes get the worst headache of your life.

Yeah, well, absolutely. I'm scared for my heart after it as well because I was like, Your nerves are just... They're dancing, dude. They're jingling. It's funny that shit happens. Like, I'm also remembering that time I whizzed my finger with the finger wheel up. I was thinking about that as well.

Yeah. With the finger whizzer. I didn't even pick that up. Jesus. Well, that would make sense. Okay. I had a device in my... Specifically for whizzing fingers. You really are the smartest of us all.

No, it was a hand mixer. Yeah. And I'd made a cake. Yeah. And I was like, oh, and just, I was making the middle of making cake. I had a brain fart. I was like, I need to remove some of the stuff that's got stuck in there because it's like getting clogged up. I put my finger in there and I was just like, I don't know why.

I was like, oh. I've hurt my finger. I've whizzed my finger. I need to go to the hospital right now. But it's just crazy that my brain was like, press the button. And I was like, okay. You really are. I just like.

Not even letting the intrusive thoughts win. It's just barely intrusive. Barely thoughts. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Where's your finger? No. Okay.

Oh, actually. Oh, damn. Whoops. Well, not for the hospital. That's how you clean you? Yeah. Yeah. Oh.

Yeah. Is there anything we could think of outside of combat sports where you could feasibly, because again, I know I keep bringing this up, but lying to someone you live with is going to be tricky. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But first of all, because you've actually got a couple of lives. Because you're leaving every night to go somewhere. So what are you telling wife and baby? I'm having enough air.

Get over. Oh, my love. And she beats the shit out of me. It's what I want. Why do you never beat the shit out of my... You can't provide it for me. I got to go somewhere else, honey. We're not having sex.

I don't even know her name. She just punches the shit out of me. Yeah. Okay. Huh, I need to rethink my relationship. And then I have one cigarette and then I come home. Yeah, it's normal. Relaxed for once.

Jeez. Come on. If you had a beautiful woman that beat the shit out of you too for your own pleasure, I wouldn't have a problem with you. I wouldn't give it a shit, babe. Yeah. In fact, I'd shake a damn hand. Exactly.

You know, maybe this is something we could do together. Yeah, exactly. But no. You don't want. Okay, well, if that's what you want, I'll beat the shit out of your face. Well, I mean, you're in a fire club, so why not? Well, I don't know. I think if I was in a fight club, I wouldn't want to come home. That's fight-club time. I don't want to come home to more or the same.

No, you'd leave the fight club. Yeah. Because you're replacing one fight with another five. Wife club. Wife club. But I, but I... It'd be funny if Wife Club had the same rules and you go, fuck, I thought I was getting out of this, but now I'm going to... We're like, hey, man, didn't see you at Fight Club, but it looks like you were at Fight Club. No, I'm at Wife Club.

You can't say that, dude. That's the first rule of Wife Club. Fuck. What, you're in Wife Club, too? Fuck! The wives are going to come kill us. You guys really fucked up. I'm in fight club, but I'm allowed to talk about with you two because you're in fight club. No, I'm not in Fight Club anymore because I'm in Wife Club.

You can't talk about it, kid you. Don't say talk about Wife Club. Well, I've already talked about Wife Club, so I can talk about it twice. Unless they're going to kill me twice. What is the consequences of talking about? Yeah, exactly. I mean, there's no consequences. Divorce.

For Wife Club? I'm not. I'm unsure of the consequences of Wife Club, but for the Fire Club, there's not many, because it's like, there's a lot of you here, which proves that, you know, everyone's breaking rules one and two, but no, well, let's fire. Hey, have you ever wanted to, like, touch us in the flesh? Uh-oh. Don't. But you could have the possibility in September, which is not that far from now. Are you doing something in three to four weeks from now?

Yes, you are. You're coming to see Plumbing the Nuts Star perform live as part of the Plumbing the Nuts Star Cannot Die Tour. And hey, if you're quick enough, I guess you can touch us on the face, but we're going to be doing some of these ones. Exactly. We're going to be coming there and doing shows and getting up on stage and jumping around like apes. Yeah. Want to revisit a podcast you may have seen seven years ago and see how much worse we look now, but how our content is better. Why not head to Shamsman's Radio.com forward slash events.

Buy a ticket and we'll see you there. We'll be the guys that look like the guys you saw once before, but older. We dress better now, though, I think. I would agree so. I really like the way you said, better. Yeah, me too. It's really good. But they've become better.

Yeah. I'm really appreciated. That's just me, brother. That's what you like that. I like you. I like you. I like you. We're better now.

Yeah, they kind of. It's a bit of a, you know, don't talk about it. Yeah. But also, like, with Fight Club, it, I guess those first two rules are less, I mean, it's, it's cheeky. Yeah. It's less, it's more like, people are coming to Fight Club, but no one's like, oh, I know this guy from fight club. Like it's just like, oh, there's more guys here. Someone's talking, but

the people that knew aren't like, oh, hey, what's up Samuel? Yeah, Sam, this is the fight club you were talking about? Yes, brother. Yeah, come in. Yeah. A bad keeping secrets. I'm listening. Leaving fight club and joining wife club is the point of fight club

for a lot of these guys who are joining it is this whole, like, you know, these men feeling so empty in their life. We live in a feminized world. And then this whole, like, we live in an IKEA kitchen world. Gotta get back in touch with my masculine caveman roots. Gotta get that boom boom pal. Yes.

I just got to get that boom boom bow, baby. I'm missing that boom boom pal. Gotta get get. Gotta get, get. Gotta get, get. But like, yeah, it's that kind of that sort of like weird male bonding experience. Yeah, true. As men, we don't touch each other.

There's no, this kind of weird affection. And the only kind of affection we have is by beating the shit. I hate to get too madder, but do you think there was a single person listening to Plum in the Death Star when we made that stupid black eyed-jews joke, someone went, even that, even just like... I reckon. I reckon there's like four people that got a chuckle out of. Like, I've seen our numbers, and if I hit a strike rate of four there,

I shouldn't be happy, but I'd be stoned. Let us know, and be honest, I'll know. Out of thousands of people to get one, four, that's good. He referenced that song. I reckon they got you got, I don't even if you got four, huh. I reckon we got four good chuckles. Yeah. Hey, if you're one of the four good chugglers,

at Plummingpot on Instagram, jump in the comment. I love that black eyed peas joke. Yeah. Highlight of the app. But make sure, make sure you put joking quotation marks, because it wasn't really anything. It was hardly a reference even. Instead of a thing you said.

Yeah. But it made me love. Yeah. It was good. Gotta get that boom, boom. Yes. Get, git. Get it.

Yeah, so, so yeah, I think you're, I think at some point after, like, you know, having to have left Fight Club and joining Wife Club, I'd feel like I'd have to then sneakly go and short a fight club. Yeah. Because that's what I need to do. I need to get in touch with you. Exactly. But then you're getting two helpings of getting the shit beat out of your face.

Exactly. And at least in the fight club, I can be like, not tonight, fellas. Yeah. It's not my first night, but I'm just here for the vibes. But if you say to wife club, I have to fight. If you say, not to die. Wife goes, is something wrong? You know, attracted to me?

Don't you love this? No. I thought you loved to get punched in the face. I do. I do. I do. I just have, like, such a headache from being punched in the head every night for the last two weeks. Yeah. And I can't talk about it at work.

You know, I go to the fences, like, leaning forward so you hit the top of my head. I know you've told me not to because it hurts your hands, but I don't. I didn't tell you how much it hurts my head. I understand, yes, your hands hurt after it, but you need to understand. My fontanella, separated, like a baby. It's your skin. I have an exposed brain, babe. I have a, if I do this, I can feel the indentation go up and there.

I'm so close to a blowhole, babe. You ever seen that old? And someone's going to put a hot dog in there and kill me. Yeah. I'm going to secretly like, it's going to feel good for a bit, but that's going to be really bad. You've been bottomized with a hot dog? You ever seen that old Jaja Biggs toy where you push the tongue up out of the two sides? Yeah.

That will be my brain. Okay. Yeah, it is a little bit on me, but it has become like a reflex. Yeah, exactly. That is one of the dangers of wife. Yeah. I'm trying to think of other things you could use to, to explain. Explain it.

Because, like, say you're just getting... Car accidents off the table because people will see your car at some point. Yeah. You should see the other car. I stole it and then I cracked that car. What if I just keep saying I keep falling down, like, manholes? I'm close. I like the idea of being like, I just found the optimal way to walk home from work, but I keep getting mugged, but I love saving five minutes.

That's good. I like that you nearly said mugged. I never get monged. I keep getting monged. I keep getting monged. I'm... Fuck. I wish I was getting moan.

Oh, oh. Fuck, their SMV. There's so much higher than mine. I'm getting... I've gotten to face smashing. Oh! Oh, become a weird inset. Yeah.

Don't worry. It's not weird. I'm just like a freaky insale guy now. You know, face smashing? I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm not in some kind of weird club where you fight other men. No, no, no.

I got a hammer. Yeah. And I'm just smacking this shit out of my face. Okay. For beauty reasons. Yeah. I don't really. I'm not following a guide.

I'm just vibing it out. Yeah, I'm just going to, you know. I'm a bit like clumsy. Yeah, the time of this episode comes out, this is going to be an old reference, but I recently saw a video of Luke's Max, influencer saying, living with a woman is gay,

and if you live with your wife, you're gay. And you're going to live with the boys. That's awesome, dude. Yeah, got to live with the boys. You got to live with the boys. You got to live with the fellas. You got to live with like-minded individuals because they lift you up,

where living with a woman, slash including your wife will mean that you start slacking and it makes you gay that makes it sense to me brother I love the internet's gone so crazy

I would like to make love to my wife yeah live with my wife yeah unfortunately gay unfortunately I'm gay yeah gotta live with the fellas

yeah straight can I make love to the fellas no okay that's gay but you also probably can't When can I go back? Can I, yeah, when am I visiting my wife? Well, you don't really have...

Or she left me. Ideally, you don't know. Or she left me because I'm sorry, I can't live with you anymore. Because that's gay. Yeah, yeah, I think I'm divorced. What's happened? I'm divorced living with the fellas. Yeah.

Now can we fuck? You can never fuck the fellas. Well, you can probably fuck the fellas. Looks Maxes are confusing with their messaging because they're trying to improve this SMV, their sexual market value. Yeah. But there's no real end goal there because to flirt is to jails. And gesturing is a waste of time.

Absolutely. And you want to be frame-mogging, if anything. So you basically just float around. They've effectively removed women from the equation of getting women. Yeah. That's genius. It's pretty cool. On a quest to have sex, they've removed sex.

Yes, dude. I love the idea of your partner, your long-to-partner being like, hey, do you want to move in together and you're like, I love to, but that's gay. I would love to, but I will be, that's- That would make me gay, unfortunately. I'm not gay. Sorry? So, no, I just like, I knew how love you, I guess, but like, I need to live with the fellas.

Yeah. So loving your wife is fine. Okay. And having a wife is fine. Okay. Living with your wife is not fine. What if I live with my wife? Sorry, what if I have a house?

Yes. Now, it's a house. You live with like my wife? Wait, wait, wait, wait, it's a house. Yeah. My wife is in the house. In theory, people could be like, wait, that could be where I could live. But there's maybe a granny flat out the back.

Yeah. And that's where me and the fallers live. No, because then she's frame-mogging your house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What if I, okay. She's a house. Yeah. What if there's the house?

That could have been, what would usually be, because of the main house, a nicer house, the best-looking house. Yeah. And that's like what you'd think would be where the Marlapel live. Okay. But I live in there with the Fallas, and she lives in the granny flat. I think that would be okay. Yeah, I think you'd be chill.

You'd be chill. And can I, what, and then? I think if you talk to your wife too much, then that's just a question. How much could I talk to my wife? And if she's like, could I sleep over in her bed sometimes when we have sex? No, she can sleep over in your bed, probably. Okay, cool. Or maybe you just meet in the garden.

I assume that we had like one shared room or one shared bed with the fellas. You should probably be working on yourself like 18 to 20 hours a day. So I don't really know when you can have time for gesturing. Okay. So if I'm in this beautiful house that was once me and my wife, yeah. The Fala. Do we have separate beds or is it like me and the fellas have a big bed that we can spoon? Well, you probably have the same business space. Yeah. Yeah. Can I, can we snuggle? You're probably not snuggling, but you could probably have a couple of beds in the same room.

Okay, what if I, but to save a bit of like space. It helps with the routine. Yeah. Yeah. Could we get like a king? You don't need to save on space. You've already failed. Yeah. Yeah. Saving on space is poor. Yeah. Oh, you're right. Okay. Okay. So how about this? We have two, we have big space. Yeah. And say what instead we get two king beds. Yeah, and we can fit at least like six boys in that Okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

So like, you know, three, that's fine. Three guys in one bed, three guys in the other bed. And we just like make out at the night, no, no. You're never making out with the boys. I'm so sorry. You find them out to a misunderstanding frame. Hey, hey, hey, what if I'm starting out with the fellas because we're, I'm practicing? Do you want to have sex with women that, but I don't want to have sex.

No, I believe even that would be because why would you practice? Because like Practicing is failure You shouldn't know how to do it But the goal is to Doesn't work But the goal is to have sex And my wife lives in a smaller

Shittier book Yeah, that's fine That's actually chill Yeah, okay I think that'd be awesome Boat Mogging my wife Yeah Are you living with the fellas in the boat?

No, I live alone You can live alone Living alone's fine You should be living With like-minded individuals That will lift you up And therefore Increase your performance

Yeah But you can also live alone But if you live with women full stop, that makes you soft and weak and gay. Of course, of course. Including your wife. Yeah. But when you say, enhance my performance in what? Everything life.

But what if one of those is just make it out? Yeah, you're not making out with the fellas, it's not gonna work. Because it doesn't actually matter. How can I make out with the fellas? You just do it. You just do it. You just make out with the fellas. You can be looks maxing and be interested in guys. No, no, that's gay. No, no, you can do that.

You fundamentally misunderstood what it means. to be gay. Yeah. Yeah, brother. You're already on the wrong plane here. You can be gay. Yeah, you can be gay. I'll live alone in my boat.

I'll boat mug my wife who lives in a shittier, a smaller boat attached to the back, and I'll focus on my studies. Yeah. Yeah. In my home lab. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Jackson's got it. Okay. Yeah. But do you need, like, gym equipment? So you have to, you have to do you have to do ways? No one ever sees me.

He doesn't have to, well, he's constantly got to be improving himself. Yeah. Uh, he could look at his own. ROIs. I live in darkness. Decides that darkness has a better ROI than doing weights. Yeah. Oh, okay. No one's seen me in years.

You're like a vampire. Your wife in her horrible tiny boat. Yeah. She only ever sees me when I pop up against the window for her occasionally pale and I say, your boat sucks. You don't even see anything. Bode marked, bitch. Scuttle off back in the darkness.

They go, what? What is it? I don't think I don't think he's doing that anymore I don't think He's not looks max He's something out His looks max

You're there In the middle of night Fishing Fishing for You're getting fish Eating them raw Yeah exactly Hunched over

Feasting on scuba divers Basically You look like fucking Meagle You've become A ghou You've become sort of goul man Yeah

And that's got the The best A you're ROI I'm Gull Maxing. Yeah, dude. Smeagel Maxing. Exactly. Smeagel Maxing over here, dude.

I'm Orlock-Maxing. Yeah, yeah, that's awesome. Only ever servicing to tell my wife she's boatmocked, bitch. Boatmocked, bitch. It's Alan would have loved clavicular. Yes, dude. I mean, yeah, it's a truly adamant. Well, actually, clavicular wouldn't rate Fight Club because he'd be like, well, you reckon.

Yeah, you're wrecking your face. Yeah. Exactly. What's his name? Pretty boy George or whatever. Angel face, yeah. Angel face. Gets his face taped in.

Yeah. Exactly, dude. Clovicular would hate it, actually, but I think now he's in prison. Yeah, he had something like that. He did some bad stuff. Yeah, yeah. Including injecting his girlfriend. His underage girlfriend.

Yeah. With some drugs. Yeah. The person who was looks maxis? What? How? Has an underage girlfriend? Yeah.

I'm shocked. Yeah. Dude, that's crazy. Wow. Yeah, he gave her bonus. talks or something. Yeah, he didn't inject it with drugs as in like drugs, drugs, drugs. It was like

both. Or a lip filler or something. That's crazy. Yeah, he also shot a dead alligator. You shouldn't have done that either. He can shoot a dead alligator. No, you can't. That's actually a legal. You've made, you, my friend, have made the same mistake as your good friend, clavicular.

What the hell? He stood on a bow with his friends and said, oh shit, dead alligator and then just open fire. Why can't you shoot a dead alligator? You can't discharge a gun on a boat without warning. You can't desecrate. I think it's because, like, alligators are a protected species. Oh, I see.

So you can't just unload into a predicted species with whether they're dead or not. That checks out. I think there was another thing that... A lot of people like, what the fuck are you? That checks out. And you're like, why not? I'm like, it's dead. It's dead.

Well, he also didn't check if it was dead. Okay. It was dead. Yeah, yeah. But he didn't know. Well, it's just, I guess, upside down. It was like, hell yeah. Bang, bam, bam, bam, bang, bang.

Either way, it's definitely done. He had a guy with his cyber truck, but that guy was maybe in the wrong. Clavicular is like 22 years old. And what a life he's living. What's he going to be like at 50, dude? Dead, yeah. Dead, yeah. He got a nose job and everyone hates him now.

Yeah. He's like, he fucked up his R-O-I's. Damn, dude. The return of investment there. Yeah, he should have, all hooked back. Yeah. He should have invested in darkness. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, that would, I mean, investing in darkness, that would have really, you know, saved him a lot of troubles right now. Yeah, well, exactly, dude. You live in the dark, and you die by the dark. I think in your instance, you live by the dark, you die alone in the boat. Yes, dude. And the only way that they know I've died is my wife, she wakes up on Saturday,

which is when I normally blowbock her. She checks through, she's like, where's Jackson? Oh, no. I like to imagine that her boat's too shitty to dock, and she's just been hoping that you wanted to dock at some point. Just floating around, like a tugboat, maybe sort of attached to your boat, just kind of floating around. I hate my wretched line.

But I'm finally dead More so they think Oh no I'm nowhere to be seen He's disappeared And my wife says he's escaped And she takes a gun to find me Put me out of my misery

It becomes her life mission To end me Yeah Someone's gonna kill that motherfucker And it might as well be me He's out there terrorizing the poor citizens of this tiny beach chain on me

Wife Bailey is about to get her revenge. All these poor rats and pigeons are appearing like headless. Scoobers. Scoobers are in a life. Scuba dive is dead. You've got like the highest, like highest rate of scuba deaths in the any sort of county. Just when you thought it was safe to scuba dive in the water.

Look at your local comic shop for the issue one of Jackson's wife. She's like, where is he? You're crawling like somewhere behind like some bin. The boat still sucks a bitch. Yeah. I like when I just got behind her, boat mugged bitch. But then she turns around to sacks me through the heart. Yeah, and then she shoots her in the head and says bullet-mogged bitch.

Yeah, exactly. This sounds like a good-ass comic, dude. I think a lot of layers to it, and I think that's good. Fight Club 3 is what I've called. Fight Club 3, Wife Club. Yeah, that's really good. Yeah. I do think, yeah, if we sort of, yeah, if we get into, yeah, the whole looks maxing can be.

Yeah. Looks maxing is a good idea. Because also then... That's a general rule from me to every person listening. Looks maxing is a good idea. Because then... Why does well do it. Well, because they're clearly...

Well, you know, I've already got a house that I've evicted my wife from. Yeah. And then we've got like a place to fight club. Yeah. And we're only surrounded by like-minded fellas who love fight club. That's very true. looks maxing. I do love if you're doing it as an excuse and you go, no, I'm looks

maxing. I'm like hammer smashing and all of that stuff. Because what you're actually doing is you're getting your face punched in. So like two months down the track, everybody being like, it is not worth. Both sides of his face are kind of just caved in. This guy's really bad. Collie flower he is and a broken nose.

He's fucking it up, dude. Yeah. I mean, there's one other option. Yeah. We could get good. Oh, well. Yeah. Yeah. crazy option learn to block yeah

I mean and not just with our heads and all faces what else is there dude hold up your arms yeah but that's crazy

because an arm like it's a little space yeah and if they plug on either side of my arm like this would it be would it be considered faux par

if I were like say you're like all right you know what fuck my job I have enough savings I don't do I'm gonna quit

and then be like, I'm going to join like a boxing club. Okay. And then like, you know, say my fight club, the fight club we go to is once a week. And so I'm like, you know, I'm just going to try and like amateur box and train and like pay a person or whatever, like a boxing trade. And I'm going to do that, you know, five days a week. Six days a week even. Fuck it. So basically I just like, I'm going to try and train to be a better fight of a fight club.

Would that be cool? Yeah, that's fine. Or is that like, what would they know? And then I'm going to be like, as long as you... No, they're fine. Because, like, I mean, like, Tyler and the narrator move into a house together, and they're kind of running the operation together. And, like, the narrator gets jacked over the course of it.

Like... Yeah, because they're, well, they just fighting each other. I'm going to, like, you know, getting trained. I think that's fine. I think it's as long as you lose a fight every now and then. You don't even need to lose a fight every now and then. You reckon if you just keep dominating, they won't mind? Tyler Derton doesn't lose any as far as I can remember. But you need to go.

cop, at least a hit. Otherwise, Bob like, because he's so, he kicks the shit out. Yeah, I think if you don't take any damage, people are going to be like, let's not in the spirit of Fight Club. Yeah. Well, yeah, because the whole thing with Fire Club is, because the whole thing starts with being punched in the face

is like a clean reset. Yeah, exactly. Like, your brain's like, whoa. So if Zammage is ducking and bobbing and weaving and never getting hit, they'll be like I do feel like that's, I'm getting people. But all that means is you need to just get a hit in the face. Again, then if I am training as boxing five, six days

a week. I guess I've already covered things. Yeah, exactly. You're training boxing, you get punched in the face, you went, yeah, boxing, and they go, damn, makes sense. Yeah, as a, as a, as a young boy, 40, I decided to get into amateur boxing. And as a young boy 35, looks maxing is key for me now.

So, yeah, you see what I mean? No, I think you're right, dude, I think that's smart. I think you should get into boxing. Do you know what I think is smart? Smoking methamphetamines every day just so you are less hungry. Good idea, clavicular. Good move, dude. That's also crazy because of like, and he's never said this.

Yeah. But just like, because he looks at every single thing as like the return on investment, that means he's decided. He's looked at every... He's done the math. He's looked at everything and being like, damage to my body versus amount my appetite is suppressed. Methamphetamines is... He's done the meth math of being like, meth is this much.

Yeah. Food is this much. The damage that meth will do versus the... The damage that, like, unhealthy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do math don't eat a cheesebook. Yeah. But then also, like, caffeine is a appetite surprise.

Yeah, you got a couple of years before you hit meth. Yeah, but you look at this way, right? Even if you want to get really naughty with it, nicotine. Yeah, yeah. Throw a nicotine patch on. Yeah, but you look at this way. Would that help? You got caffeine, you know, and then you've got to be like, well, how much your beans?

Yeah. Versus how much is math. Well, and maths, you know, I'm given to understand a lot more fun. It definitely makes you crazier, I imagine. Yeah, and the trick is you do meth once. You know, you can have a coffee and be like, I don't necessarily need a coffee the next day. Meth?

All I'm saying is that there are other elements to clavicular's equation. He does have a lot going on. Yeah. He's also like 23. Exactly. You know, his brain is not fully developed. And when you chuck meth on top of that, probably not.

Yeah, I mean, like, yeah, there's a lot of stuff. He just needs to, as Adam Friedland famously shared. He just needs to watch a movie with the boys. Yeah. Because watching a movie with the boys is awesome. Yeah. Just grow on a movie. Calvicular.

I think you're in prison now, so we're too late. You could have just chucked a movie on with the fellas. I hope that this message finds you well. Yeah. I hope when they play plumbing to that star in prisons, has a cruel and unusual. When you hear this. Yeah.

You're like, oh, they're talking about me. Clavicular. I know that this might feel like psychosis, because the prison radio is talking to you directly. But we're real and we just think a couple of changes and you're all good. It won't forgive you for all of the crimes of the path. You shouldn't have injected underage people with chemicals

and you probably shouldn't be, you know, dating underage people. That's probably a big one, you know? You probably shouldn't have run over that guy with your cyber truck. Probably shouldn't have bought a cyber truck. I love the idea of a prisoner, like, in the, you know, a chair, strapped to the chair or whatever, and being like, they're not even talking about me. I'm here.

Listening. Man getting the electric chair. I hope you loved that boom, boom power reference. Man getting the electric chair. We see you. We see you. Good luck with the chair, brother. Yeah. We believe in you.

I guarantee, look, you are going to die and that sucks unless you truly deserved it. Yeah. But that's up to you to decide. Not up to the state or the jar. Only you can know where your soul is found. Do you really deserve this to the chair? Have a think? And be like,

Reflect on it. Maybe. Yeah, okay. But the good news is, for a brief moment within the chair, I'm almost certain it's going to feel fucking awesome. Now, if, again, this is probably a bit too late. If the guard that was better about, you know, that he's going to hit the switch.

Like, that would have been a perfect moment to hit the switch just then, you know? Yeah. If you did, that's fantastic. You picked up. what we put down. The best time to hit the switch was then. The second best time is right now. We hope you nailed that. Yeah. I'd rest in peace to that man who did or did not deserve to die. Yes, man. That guard there with like one earpon, just smiling. He's like, yeah. Boom, boom, boom. I love that. He's always imagining they're playing an over loud

speakers, but now you're describing a scenario with a guy to press the button. It's just for fun. listening to Plum in the Death Star. Yeah. Yeah, dude, he does it all day. Do you think the executioner at whatever prison we're talking about isn't a big Plum in the Death Star fan? You're right. Probably they would make up at least

30 to 40% of our listenership. Our execution is in public prisons. You're right. And yeah, 30% executioners of public prisons, 70% perverts. That's our entire audience. You're right.

Yeah, right, dude. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a good crossover. Oh, yeah, dude. They're often one in the same. Yeah, it leaves 25%, which is people that got lost on their podcast, podcast platform of choice. Yeah, exactly. Can't figure it out of press stop or unsubscribe. Are they seriously talking to a prison guard in a situation where they're killing him here?

Yeah, have we been in a... And they won't even take a stance on whether of a man getting electric chair deserves. Have we really been here for 10 minutes? on the riff about plumbing the dust is being played in prisons. Why are they talking to clavicular directly? They also don't really should be passing judgment on what is definitely a terrible man. No, no, no, we are. We are.

He deserves a chair or whatever. If in his soul, that's what he thinks. Well, what a beautiful episode. And I guess, to avoid talking about fight club, you just need to simply join a wife club, live on a boat. no clavicular or get killed by an electric chair or alternatively learned to fight. Yeah, yeah. You actually got quite a few options.

Yeah. I think this episode went exactly where people would have expected it to go. People will say it didn't get away from them. I've listened to plumbing the episode. Yeah. Historic run. And on that note, I've been Joel.

I've been, Joel. Well, hey, if you want a supporter. And we know you do. If you're listening and you go, These three lunatics deserve money. You can sign up for the Bad Brain Boys, which is our paid subscription service, which gives you access to a bunch of bonus content.

You picked up a toaster like a handbag. I forgot about that. This is one of the episodes that I would happily show to people I know in real life. Yeah, exactly. I go, oh, you want to hear what I do for work? Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I am sick. Yeah, yeah. And yeah, I do get paid for this. Yeah, yeah, what do you think about that? Well, yeah, hey, please subscribe, Bad Brain Boys, sanspish radio.com,

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Yeah, exactly. That's your job. Cement our legacy. That could be your fault. Isn't that nice? Isn't that fun to think about? You know what I'm excited about? Now we're going to go watch

a movie with the boys. We're going to watch a movie with the boys. That's what we're doing tonight. Is that exciting? Oh, yeah. You'll notice that a couple of episodes We've lost our mind We're doing a studio lock-in

They would have figured that out on it It's one of those like, you know We didn't have to say anything But there was signs Yeah, yeah Yeah It'll probably be like Hey, episode one that was recorded in a row

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