Plumbing the Death Star - How Would You Kill the Seven in the Amazon Originals Da Boys?

Episode Date: October 16, 2022

This week on Plumbing the Death Star your 3 least favourite boys talk about how they would kill The Seven, from Amazon Prime’s The Boys and it turns out they are (mostly) surprisingly easy to get. Zammit, Jackson and Duscher use every trick in the book including but not limited to: drowning, pills that cause appendicitis, poisonous octopus lips, withholding a heart transplant and just a van. Listen to the Bad Brain Boys accomplish what Billy Butcher and his Boys have failed to do in 3 seasons.Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ahem. Ahem. You're listening to the Sandspans Network. Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star. I'm Joel. I'm Jackson. And I'm also Joel. And today we were asked the important questions like How would you kill the seven in the Amazon Prime's original The Boys? That's crazy that when you corrected yourself it sounded subliminal somehow. It sounded like you said and didn't say not.

That was weird. Okay, I don't know who the seven are in Du Bois and I don't want to know any more than I have to. No, I don't know who the seven are in the boys, and I don't want to know any more than I have to. No, I don't want to know any more than I have to. We're going to go with the boys from episode one, season one, when Starlight is like, I'm a member of the boys. Okay, great. No, wait, the seven.

I'm a member of the seven in the show. Show, the boys. Right, so very simple. Seven people, seven cunts.. Right. So very simple. You've got seven people, seven cunts. Seven superheroes. Yeah. Okay. Heroes, wink.

Yeah. That's what they want you to think. The obvious one we all know and know and love. Yeah. I'm going to give you the seven. Okay. So we've got Homelander. Yeah.

You know him. He's the one basically Superman. Do you want to give me, because I've not, I've consumed so little of Amazon's the boys. You want us to give it to, okay, Justice League. No, did you want me to give you what I know about each one of these people? Highlander is a Nazi. It was a surprise.

That's all I know. Is that enough? Do you know anything about his power set? Nope. He's basically like Superman. Alright, fabulous. Then you've got The Deep. Aquaman? Yeah. Possibly someone went in his penis. Different guy. Fuck! Okay, that's fine.

A-Train. No clue. Black Noir. No clue. Queen May. No clue. Name of a fairy from Celtic mythology? Possibly. Translucent? No idea, but possibly they are invisible. I'm guessing this from their name alone. Starlight. Starlight sounds like they could be from space. Alright, no idea, but possibly they are invisible. I'm guessing this from their name alone.

Starlight. Starlight sounds like they could be from space. All right, so Jackson, you have not seen any of the boys. No. I've seen half of the first episode, but I have consumed most of the big moments solely through internet gifs. Let's go through the list, and I'll tell you what I know. All right, Homelander.

Homelander is basically Superman, is the main antagonist of the show. People were surprised when he was obviously a cunt in season 3. Internet discourse. The boy's subreddit melted down when he was like, it's good on both sides. What? He's the villain? What?

There's a lot of famous moments involving him including when he does the reverse of superman and makes someone jump off a building oh okay uh he also crashes a plane um he kills a protester who throws a kid he's got a son too yeah i haven't seen any of these episodes yeah it's good to know the context. I'm like, I'm about to. You know, you don't have to know. You don't want to know.

We know enough. I got nothing against the boys, but I know enough about the boys to satisfy myself. You know? The boys isn't for me. I don't know why this has happened to me. The Deep. The Deep is the Aquaman. Okay.

There's a famous scene, I think also at the start of season three, where The Deep, whilst being tormented by Homelander, who's a bully and a bad guy, makes him eat a little octopus whose name is Timmy. Timothy. Because he can communicate with Timothy. But also The Deep is kind of like the fuck-up of The Seven, and he keeps having grand plans to blow up in his face,

including when he tries to stop the titular boys from the boys from getting into a hole on a beach. Okay. I don't know. Again, I haven't seen this episode. I just haven't seen this clip. So he, he,

he, he grabs a whale. He's sitting on a whale and he's like, this will stop you. And then they drive the boat through the whale which cuts the whale in half. That would kill the whale. He also has a threesome with his then-girlfriend

and also an octopus. That's awesome. He does not like this. Well, I would. I didn't know about that. I haven't seen that clip on YouTube. You gotta wait till that gif comes your way. Then A-Train? A-Train's a speedster. He kickstarts a series

because he runs through Huey's girlfriend. That I have seen the episode of. Half of it at least. Black Noir? In the comics, Black Noir, spoilers, is a Homelander clone. In the series, Black Noir's dead. Correct. Not a Homelander clone. Correct.

Bit fucked up in the head sees cartoons yeah he's suffering from PTSD sees cartoons and when he dies he speaks to cartoon

to say goodbye do you just drop a two yes okay fair enough I think these cartoons

are also very religious if that matters. Why would you use Folato? Queen Maeve. Never heard of them. Literally a name I thought you made up. It's great to know that in the discourse that is, I guess, the boys in GIFs that Queen Maeve.

Yeah, it doesn't get a look at it? The Wonder Woman, like... I had no idea there was a Wonder Woman in The Boys. It's just like, nah. That's so funny. That is so... That's great. That's great to know. Yeah, good stuff.

Yeah, yeah, one of the only two female. Yeah, of course. Also never heard of them. That's fair. That's fair. Look, Translucent died pretty early on in the series Oh okay That's fair enough And of course Starlight You know Starlight?

Okay This is what I The only thing I know about Starlight Is that Huey and Starlight are dating Yeah And at first he's chill But then he feels a bit superhero cocked Yeah

But then he gets over it Yeah And Huey and the boy' other guy, the King Boy, give themselves superpowers through Compound V. The King Boy? Billy! Billy Butcher! Billy Butcher!

Got to throw to Jack there to see if he knew who it was. No idea. Billy Butcher. It's okay. Who are in the... Okay. Jackson, do you know who are in The Boys? That wasn't The Boys.

No, that's The Seven. That's The Seven. Who are in The Boys? Billy Butcher. Yeah. The king he is. The king of The Boys. King Boy.

And that's about all The Boys I know. Okay. Okay. Now, JD, let's see how many of The Boys you know. Billy. Yep. Huey.. Billy. Yep. Huey. Yep.

Now, this could be a trick, because I think that Starlight is also a boy for a bit. All right, look, I'll give you that. That Starlight is potentially maybe one of the boys. Okay. There's another girl, I think. Amanda? The name just felt right. What?

Amanda? Is there a boy called Amanda? No. What's the name of that CIA lady that, I guess, but no, I don't think that's Amanda. Okay. You think of Amanda Waller from the Suicide Squad? You might be thinking of Amanda Waller from the Suicide Squad. Similar function.

Okay. How many members of the boys are there? You're missing, I want to say, three. Oh my God. Three extra boys. There's three extra boys. That's so many boys. Is one of them possibly called David?

Paul? No. Paul the boy? Does one of them have a nickname maybe? Johnny? Joe? One of them has. I think they all have nicknames.

Oh, no. One of them's called Ace. What about Toad in the Hole? Okay, one of them is French. He's from France. That might help with the nickname at least. Is his name Frenchy? Yes.

Baguette? Frenchy! Frenchy. Of course, Frenchy. That confused me because the actor that plays No. He's also named Sergi, I think uh uh then okay i'll give you the initials of an uh one of uh he's often referred to the initials uh mm mother's milk mother's milk okay which is a thing that's confused me as someone who hasn't watched the show

yeah yeah that's just his name in i think in the in the comic book it's revealed that he gets his superpowers from sucking on his mummy's titties that That's cool. Yeah, but that's not in the TV series. For obvious reasons. Fair enough. And the last one. They gave, because his fetish was that in the comics, I think. I forgot about this character entirely, but now I remember. But that's a Homelander trait in the TV series.

It's a Homelander fetish, I think. He loves sucking on, like, getting some breast milk. Yeah, fair enough. And then you may see one more. A new addition to the boys in the series. Oh, they're new to the series. No, no, no.

As the series goes on they're like, oh, this one she can join the boys. Possibly her name is Sue? Storm? It could be Cynthia.

Stormfront kills her brother? Rebecca? Not Rebecca? Let me know when you want to give up. Let me know. Okay, spoilers for The Boys. Is this the one that dies? No. The one that's left almost dead.

They all kind of end up almost dead at parts. The fight with Stormfront results in a member of the boys almost dying at the same time. I mean, like, when they go rescue, say, Soldier Boy. Soldier Boy does something. And then they're like, oh, my God, you don't have your powers anymore. Chelsea, could her name be? Yeah, nothing. I give up.

Okay, so Kimiko, otherwise known as the female. Good stuff. Yeah. Nice to see that. Who knew that consuming the boys from not? Yeah. Or gifts. I did all right.

You did pretty good. You did better than me. You did better than me. But to my credit, I have not watched the show. Or gifts. I did alright. You did pretty good. You did better than me. You did better than me. But to my credit, I have not watched the show or gifts. Mine is, I haven't,

I've never. I love that Queen Mae blip. Just nothing. It's not even there. It's great to know. I can't even imagine what she looks like. Nor I.

Wow. When I think it's just Gal Gadot from Wonder Woman and that's wrong. Anyway, so there's a couple of things I could tell you, Jackson, and listeners. Look, I don't know.

Should I be talking about what happens with the comics? Do people care about the comics? The show is very different to the point where there's no way. And it's a lot better. Yeah, it's a lot better. Look, I'm going to spoil the comics in some of this, because again, for some reason, I know parts of the comic. How'd you consume that?

Yeah. Still image screenshots? I guess it must have been the screenshots. Maybe a wickery and someone was watching you scrolling through the comic. How'd you consume that? Still image screenshots? I guess it was. Did you scroll through the comic online? Did you just go to the Wikipedia? The boys' Wikipedia? No, I don't really do that. I know some people do that.

I do that sometimes. If I can't be bothered learning about fucking Iron Fist villain Dr. Bong by reading the comic, I might jump on the old Wikipediaikipedia see what's going on and i know that like some people that uh it happens a lot with horror movies for some reason yeah people that are like too scared to watch horror movies read the synopsis and they're like oh too scary yeah well here's the thing whatever you're imagining is probably worse than it's on the screen unless you know some movies it's actually the opposite

they're sucked in yeah that's part of the fun. Horror movies are sick. Anyway, so in the comic Black Noir rips off Homelander's head. Okay. You lost steam real bad there. Well, Black Noir does kill Homelander and Black Noir was actually

Homelander clone and Black Noir was the one who did all the fucked up stuff with Billy the Butcher's wife and kid. And lots of other things. And all that other stuff, and was framing Homelander, and Homelander thought Homelander was in their mind, but really Homelander wasn't doing shit. Okay. Homelander's still a bad guy. He's still a bad guy, sure.

The most fucked up stuff was Black Noir. Anyway, so Black Noir kills Homelander, then Billy kills black noir, and then Huey and Billy fight, and Billy dies. Okay. But that's, Huey and Billy don't count because they're the boys, not the seven. Anyway, kill Homelander's heart. I'm so relieved. A-Train dies of a heart attack. Okay, we don't have to worry about it.

Nah, he gets a new heart. But then he comes back, yeah, his brother gives him his heart. Nah, he gets the heart of the racist he kills. Oh, that's right. Whoa. Alright, what about this? A-Train's told that if he goes to one more run he'll die and then he runs a guy through the dirt. Well, let's go to the easiest one first, who we have seen die

on the show. Yeah. Translucent. So Translucent, I think he's an invisible boy. Yeah. And he's like, his skin is, you can't, you can't touch his, like, you can't penetrate his skin. His skin is so hard you can't, nothing will penetrate. Yeah. Does. Skin is so hard. Nothing will penetrate it. Does he sink to the bottom of the sea? No, they put an explosion in his nose.

Very, very Dubois. Yeah, that is the most Dubois. That's a very Dubois way to kill someone. How do they put a bomb in his arsehole? Well, it's a hole. No, but talk me through it. Because if I was fighting, I wouldn't leave your arsehole exposed. They kidnap him. they kidnap him.

How do you kidnap someone? He wears clothes. How do you kidnap someone who's skinned up? Like chuck paint at him or something? He doesn't have to be strong. You just can't stab him in the fucking guts. You can use gas to knock him out.

Do they use knockout gas? If you can use gas to knock him out or whatever. Do they use knockout gas? I forget. If he can't penetrate... Anyway. We're not going to put anything up his anus. I like Douche's plan of putting him in the sea so he sinks. Still got to breathe. Plus also, how are you going to find him? Exactly. How's he going to find his way out?

He's invisible. He can't see shit. Yeah, he can't see shit. People can't find him. Why not do his tie like some kind of weights to his legs? If you drop a plate of glass in a pond, you're never going to find it again because you can't see where it is. Same principle.

To be honest, you could drown a lot of these. Drown is the way to go. This one is a little bit more outlandish, but I think it will Definitely work for Translucent Volcano Oh okay

Oh wait no skin Skin tough No actually the ocean's better Yeah I'm also again Volcano sure Because he's breathing in lava But the thing is

Like with You just take him out You say hey Translucent I don't really know your deal Never seen the boys But want to come out On a fishing boat with me

On a little trip And I just push him in the sea. To be honest, a bad sandwich. Poison him. Yeah, poison. Okay, we make him a bad sandwich. Like, how bad's this sandwich? Pretty fucking bad.

Have you ever had one of those sandwiches that kill you? That was pretty fucking bad, this sandwich. He's like, oh, if you gave him, like, fed him over a long period of time like crushed up glass that was like cutting up his insides that would cause internal bleeding because then they can't like go in and do anything because they can't cut his skin

If you can give him a tablet that gives him appendicitis that would kill him They can't operate Anything that requires surgery, there's nothing Okay, so we make appendicitis pills. What if you got him to lift up something big and it got a hernia? Hernia will hurt, yeah. That's true.

Might be easier to get him to swallow the appendicitis pill. I don't know if an appendicitis pill exists. We can make one. If the boys can get a whole stick of dynamite into his anus. We get top man on making appendicitis pills. We find out where Translucent likes to go

and dine. And then we simply slip the appendicitis causing pill into his coffee sandwich, whatever. Into the worst sandwiches ever eaten. Just in case that kills him anyway. On a boat. Just in case none kills him anyway. On a boat. Yeah, on a boat. And just in case none of them work, then we kick him in the sea.

Yeah, he gets a bit fat. We do all three at once. Might as well. His appendix blows up. He gets poisoned by a sandwich. And he drowns in the ocean. And he drowns in the ocean. Probably a pretty decent way to kill.

Translucent, a regular one person, a regular guy could kill. Yeah. Not impressive. Yeah. While we're killing them, I'm also going to rate them out of 10 on how impressive they are. Being invisible is sick. It's a baller superpower.

I bet Amazon Prime... Being a superhero is an illness, I guess. Yeah, it's not that. I bet Amazon Prime's original series, The Boys, surely gets up to perverted tricks. He sure does.

Oh, yeah. I'm shocked. We'll go, let's say, The Deep. Now, we can't drown him. We can't drown him. That's our one trick. How does he fare against bear sandwiches? How does he fare against a gunshot?

Yeah. Probably not great. Have we seen him? I guess he can probably take a decent blow. I would assume a lot of them have your bare bones, toughness. Invulnerability. Invulnerability to a certain degree. Sure, you get shot by a lot of bullets, it'll take them down.

But I reckon they could probably stomach a few. What have we seen? Because look, I haven't seen him in any fights. I've only ever seen him eat his friend. But I think there's a good way there of, say, you somehow get an octopus. Or a lot of octopuses. Okay. The sluttiest octopuses we can get.

Oh boy. I'm surprised that Amazon Prime's original series of the boys hasn't tried this. It seems very up their alley. So you get the

sluttiest octopuses Appendicitis pills on the end of the I was going to give him like octopus chlamydia or something. Oh. Give him chlamydia

on them octolips and then he can suck on the deep cock and then his dick falls off I'm assuming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what chlamydia or something. Oh! Give him chlamydia on them octalips and then he can suck on the deeps of cock and then his dick falls off I'm assuming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what chlamydia does.

Now he's got basically drip dick. He can't do shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we give him appendicitis pill just in case. Just in case

because that's going to fuck you up regardless. Still in my guess and we give him the appendicitis pill. Even if you need like are capable of receiving surgery

appendicitis is still bad. Yeah., like, are capable of receiving surgery, appendicitis is still bad. Yeah. Right. So yeah. If you don't treat it quick enough, it can kill you. Yeah.

Pop that appendix pop. Yoohoo. You're out of your trouble. I think, yeah, some kind of like honey pot with octopus, I think will work. Or a dolphin.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm going to break my own rule here. I'm going to have a look, because no doubt, does the deep die in the comic books. Yeah.

So let's find out how they kill him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He looks cooler in the comic books. He's got a big old dive helmet on.

Oh, that is cool. Yeah. Like the old style. How are we going to find slutty octopuses? And if I'm in the aquarium and I've got my face up against the glass and I'm like, octopus, do you put out? Yeah. I'm going to be kicked out of the aquarium.

Dude, sweet. Yes. Well, I guess maybe we just got to, maybe we don't even have to even get the sluttiest octopus because a lot of the octopus that we are seeing in this show seem to want to fuck. Oh, okay. If she's had any octopus, she'll do. So maybe we just try and get like, yeah, we'll set it up.

So we go to like a local aquarium or a place that sells octopus. Sure. And then we suddenly like, we put it in a local aquarium or a place that sells octopus. Sure. And then we suddenly put it in a situation where the deep can find said octopus very easy. How do we guarantee the octopus has chlamydia? Well, we somehow got to give the octopus some kind of like... I feel like this plan is slowly... I'm not fucking an octopus. I'm not fucking an octopus.

You're setting it up. You're setting it up that we get chlamydia. Give chlamydia to the octopus. Then the octopus gives it... I don't like this plan anymore. We can give... You're setting it up. You're setting it up that we give chlamydia to the octopus. Then the octopus gives it. I don't like this plan anymore. We can give something to do. What if we put like a poison on the lips of the octopus? They got a beak.

Is that what you mean? No. Because I don't know. What's he putting his dick in? So Sad news The Deep doesn't die At any point There you go

What are the Deep's powers? Can talk to sea life Breathe underwater Swim good They got super strength You got gills You could finger the gills He does not like that

That's a fucked up way to kill someone But then he can still breathe with his lungs So He's just doing an unpleasant thing to a person I mean You could like Put him Put him in

Like an oil spill Yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean I think he's like Fire would fuck him up surely He's pretty vulnerable to most things That would probably Take out marine life Yeah okay

We get Global warming Global warming Global warming! Global warming! Evaporate the ocean. Yeah. Or drink a six-pack of beer and throw the rings. He gets his neck caught in them. Yeah.

Rest in peace. And anytime Greenpeace comes around, we're like, no, everything's okay. Invite him over to have a hot tub. Yes. But it's actually a big boiling pot. Oh, soup him. And then you just turn it on. It's like, oh, it's.

Oh, that's a good idea. I'm like, these are bath bombs. What we do. Is I chop a carrot off into them. Is there any kind of like a tropical octopus or an octopus that like lives in some kind of environment where it's like they like the hot water. He's going to have to fuck the octopus, Jackson. It doesn't matter what the plan is.

You put a bunch of little horny octopus in a spa while he's getting slopped off by the octopus he's not going to go in the spa regardless. Why does he need the octopus?

To entice him to keep fucking these octopus and not leave. I respect this because he goes to the the herogasm thing

and he's like he's meant to be there to do shit and then he's like I gotta be on my best there to do shit. I don't know what that is. And then he's like, I gotta be on my best behavior. But then he sees an octopus in an aquarium there, and he fucks the shit out of the octopus. Yeah, okay. So he's very easily distractible by an octopus. An octopus will tempt him, sure.

I'll step in and take over the Herogasm explanation, since you don't know what it is. It's an orgy. Oh, okay. On a secret island. Wow. Sort of. In a house. In the TV series. It's an orgy. On a secret island. Sort of. In a house. In the TV station house.

Okay. Good for them. Okay. Started by Stormfront and Soldier Boy. Fabulous. Here's my question. Are we gonna eat the deep? We can. He'll just taste like a guy. Maybe I'll be fishy. We're making like a gumbo, aren't we?

No, I was doing the thing that you do with a lobster. Oh, right. Boiling alive. Well, we're boiling him and the octopus is alive, so we're definitely making some kind of seafood gumbo. Yeah, but all those octopuses are full of gums. Yeah, but- The cum would evaporate.

But like, if you boil cum... In a pot of water. The cum is going to get... Have you ever cum in the shower? Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever seen what happens to the cum? It becomes tacky and weird.

But, Dave, if you boil him, he himself is full of cum. Me and most of the listeners who haven't paid any attention to the cum except for the fact that it's down the drain and now reminiscing about the time they came in the shower. Yeah, you've got to use cold water. Otherwise, if you use hot water, it gets all sticky. Yeah, it gets sticky. And if that's going to be a cum-filled cauldron,

I don't want to drink it. It's going to be sticky and foul. Well, it's in a spa, dude. Don't drink the spa water. We're just killing the day. I thought it was a cauldron full of onions and carrots. Well, it will be. But we're killing the day. Yeah. It's mostly there just killing the day. I thought it was a cauldron full of onions and carrots. Well, it will be, but we're killing the day.

Yeah. It's mostly there for killing the day. We can also add it for a delicious soup. Yeah, well, yeah. Again, it depends on how tacky the cum is or whatever. Maybe it's good. Yeah, okay. Alright. Maybe it's good. Fair enough. Maybe cum-filled octopus is delicious.

Maybe it makes it tender. Maybe it makes them a little bit extra salty. Yeah. That's umami in this octopus. There's that taste. There's that taste. That's what I'll be saying eating octopus. There's that taste of cum.

There's that taste of cum. It's cool to murder someone and eat a cum-filled octopus in the same day. I live an interesting life. Well, I was just thinking, Jackson, it's cool to have used our real names for the last ten years. So when we put this out there, yeah, it's just attributed to us. It's connected permanently and eternally.

Jackson Bailey's a little bit like, well, Bailey's spelled unfortunately in a unique way. This just comes up. Yeah, this is what people associate with. Yeah, murdering a guy and then sucking the cum out of an octopus. Oh, we're sucking the cum out of the octopus now. It's a delicacy.

It's fancy. We're thinking about the real lifetimes of cum in the shower and cleaning up said cum. Absolutely. And I think I've read a bit of that cookbook about how to cook with cum. And in that, they describe the taste as being a bit like blue cheese. So I'm now imagining eating an octopus that tastes a bit like blue cheese because of the cum

in it. Do you think you'd suck the cum out first so that you could then enjoy just plain octopus? Blue cheese? That doesn't smell like blue cheese. Well, that's one of the many flavors. They say it's kind of like a nutty, blue cheesy sort of flavor. It's cool that it's nutty because you call it nut. One of the best recipes in there because it's one of the most disgusting recipes in the book.

And you've got to understand that this book is not a funny book. That's the most fucked up thing about the book is that it is very serious. It was baffling because it's not a joke book, but it's also not a very functional cookbook because the later recipes are just like, you can cum in this, but you won't taste the cum. So I don't know what the book is for. But anyway, one of the recipes is called Even Saltier Oysters. Oh, yes!

And you know you eat a bunch of oysters, but you're left over with oyster shells. I just want to record I only know this recipe because you've told me about it before. It's something I've come across in my real life. You eat oysters you've got a bunch of leftover oyster shells.

You've heard this story too and you know what are you going to do with them? I'm doing these perfectly normal oyster shells. You better just cum in them.

Cum in the oyster shells and then you refrigerate them and then you've got a second oyster. But it's cum actually. It's cold. Yeah, cold delicious cum in an oyster

shell and go yeah yeah look that's that's your jam i guess that's your jam no no no the book is also not erotic yeah that's also important the book is written as though this is a person who is like i have discovered how to they're like a lot of people what's the difference between this and milk is something that they say in the book. Lots. You drink a glass of milk. Yeah. That's from a cow. You drink cum out of an oyster.

That's from a penis. Yeah. What's the difference? Well, a dog turd is from a dog's asshole. I don't think dog turd is like an acquired taste. No. Even dog turdy are oysters. Yeah.

It's like, well, yeah, we drink cow milk, but we also don't drink bull semen. Yeah. Well, this person would disagree. Maybe we should, they're thinking. Anyway, it's a crazy book. It's very crazy. Even salty oysters. Anyway, after a second, he comes out of these octopuses.

Yeah, and we look at each other. We put the octopuses down, and we're like, oh, that's right. Yeah, we've been killing five other guys. That's right. We've only killed two. We've got some stuff going on today. Toughness for the deep, which is the thing only I'm doing.

I'm going to give it four out of ten. Alright. I reckon you could easily trick him and you could easily boil him alive. Yeah. Easy. Alright, A-Train. A-Train. He's quick. He's a very fast person. What if we give him Far Lap's heart? Does having a bigger heart make life harder for you? Yes.

So when he has the first heart attack and he's like, I'm getting a new heart from a racist, apparently, so is how I'm saying, we give him Farlap, Australia's best racehorse, with a famously gigantic heart. It's so big. We put that fat, juicy heart inside him. He takes one step, dies again. Well, yeah, I guess assumedly if he already has a heart attack,

the easiest way is to then not give him a heart. Yeah. The easiest way for a dying man to die is to not save them. So basically, at the end or middle of season three of Amazon Prime's original series, The Boys, when the racist is, like, smeared all over the ground and A-Train's lying there just having a heart attack, we just walk over and we just stand on the racist is like dead, smeared all over the ground and Adrian's lying there just having a heart attack, we just walk over

and we just stand on the racist's heart. We're like, that's sad. We're not going to commit a crime. Are we not? I just went to New Zealand and I broke into a museum and I got the heart. An old mummified heart. That heart has not worked for a very long

time. But it's Farlaps. Farlaps. It's the hardest biggest Farlaps, some people say. You know what happened to Farlap? Yeah. He had too much horse drugs. Died. What if we gave him an actual horse's heart?

Jackson, he's dying. We just stand there arguing about what to do and he's just he's dead what am I gonna do with this horse's heart hey do you remember that episode of plumbing the death star where we all

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That would be good, I reckon. I guess the best way to kill A-Train is, as is seen in the show, wait for him to try and redeem himself. And then step in and stop the resurrection. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Either that, or I could imagine some kind of fishing wire or something like that. Oh, yeah.

He runs through. He loves running through Huey's girlfriend. He loves running through Huey's girlfriend. Okay, so we put some fishing wire in front of his girlfriend. Well, no, no, no. Because, I mean, unfortunately she has tragically died.

So, yeah, she got pasted. Okay. We just got to put a lot of fishing wire in front of a lot of people's girlfriends. We just get Huey to date a fake lady that is just made of fishing wire. Oh, no. And A-Train will be like, I need to run through Huey's girlfriend. So bad. And then A-Train, because she's completely made of fishing wire,

he runs through her and comes out as, like, slices of ham. Yes. Whoa. Easy. And A-Train, because she's completely made of fishing wire, he runs through her and comes out as like slices of ham. Yes! Whoa. Easy. Do you think if it was just one piece of fishing wire and he ran through it, his legs would keep running while his top fell off? Oh, yeah. There'd be that momentum.

Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. And they'd collapse. That's crazy. That would be classic Amazon Prime's original series, Dubois. Oh, yeah. I'm shocked that that hasn't happened. Well, I mean, A-Train's still alive. Still time.

And now we can run fast, I'm guessing. And it's good. Hopefully this episode comes out before whenever they kill A-Train. I don't know if The Boys is currently airing or when it comes back. It's not airing, so we're good. We're good. We're in the clear. I think A-Train is easy.

When they take this, A-Train is pretty tough 6 okay good ranking he's easily trapped though no but it's not

toughness as in like how tough it was for us to kill him it's just how his general toughness to me

I thought we would okay difficulty is in how we discuss it the deep was pretty hard

to kill difficulty for A-Train? A-Train is one of the easiest Because again He dies It happened Yeah And also he's got that thing

That the boys love to Give to each other And everyone Which is No A power that will kill them And there's like You can't use your power

But then they use their power Sorry you don't know this So the reason why Compound V Yeah he takes He keeps taking drugs To make himself even faster And it's like, you can't use your power, but then they use their power. Sorry, you don't know this. So the reason why- Compound V. Yeah, he keeps taking drugs to make himself even faster. And that's why he's got the heart. And that's also why he ran through Huey's girlfriend.

I've never seen Amazon series TV show- You've hidden it so well. The Boys. That was the beginning of a sentence. Call one. But I- Why do fucking comic series love to do the you take the superhero drug and that these superheroes are made it's never interesting i'm never interested in that

trope i'm so sick of that trope which one where they people make themselves a superhero and oh no there's consequences to that oh my god move on I feel like I've been reading that trope for the entire time I've been reading comic books someone took a drug someone had a chip in their brain somebody fucking had surgery what about when they find a thing and it makes them a superhero

that's baller so like chronicles good no chronicles bad in chronicle they find a hole I love that in Chronicle they find a fucked up hole and that it was later revealed that inside the hole was a yeah

some spaceship that they touch they finger the ground hole they get powers yeah but didn't the thing come out with the whoever loathed worm Max Landis shit Max

Landis was like it was a creature that lives under the earth that they touched shut the fuck up some nonsense that came out. No, Chronicles sucks shit, but I do like that they- If Max Landis was crossing the road, I would not break.

Oh, nor I. It's even more dangerous than you doing, because you don't have your license. I'll hit him, and I'll go to jail, probably. And it will have been worth it. Another moment when it's good to remember these are our real names.

Anyway, yes. All right, who's next? So you like the touching of the hole? That's cool. You just don't like it when they're like, I've injected myself with super juice and I know there's consequences. What about mutants born with it? That's fine.

Okay. Because most other people are like, most of them is either going to be a science experiment gone wrong. No. That's fine. Okay. Because when it's- Because most other people are like, most of them is either going to be a science experiment. Science experiment gone wrong. No, that's fine. Science experiment deliberately gone right now and I've got powers. That's fine too.

It's when it's like, it's when it's like, there's this drug you can take and this drug will turn you into a superhero and people want powers so they take this drug. Apart from Compound V. It happens all the time. There's like five Batman villains that have it. will turn you into a superhero and people want powers so they take this drug apart from compound v it happens all the time there's like five batman villains that have it there's so many there's i guess scarecrow no there's a gotham girl and gotham guy have it uh gotham man maybe

their name is there was a villain in batman as well called like the seed who gave people seeds that gave them superpowers yeah it, it happens in X-Men. There's the drug that people can take. Yeah. Plus there's so many these are corporate superheroes. They're made by a corporation. Wow. Which is Compound V. But it's also a fucking DC

thing. Oh my god. Compound V was like no one really knew until they did. Yeah. So it was very much a hush hush thing. And even the Supes didn't realize that they had it. Yeah, I still don't like it. I don't like it as a trope. Anywho, let's move on. Okay, start off.

I guess we've got Black Noir. What's his powers? Now, what are Black Noir's powers? A great question asked by our good friend, Jackson Bailey. Not Joel Zammol. Not Joel Zammol. He quickly looks at the Wikipedia, because I think he's a cunt that can do most of the shit that Homelander can, except for flying and the heat vision.

He's super tough. Oh, okay. Interesting. Power choice. Very interesting power choice. Unique. He's meant to be the Batman kind of thing, so he's, like, silent and stealthy, that kind of shit. But, like, does he have many powers?

Surely he's got some. Surely he took the compound V like the rest of them. Yeah, well, he does. I mean, I guess he's got, like. So he's got the base set. He's strong. Yeah. And, like, good reflexes or whatever.

We speak to his Christian birds. Yeah. And we tell him that we're building a Noah's Ark. Okay. He's got superhuman strength. He's got superhuman durability, superhuman speed, agility, reflexes, hearing. He's got a healing factor, pain suppression, and longevity. Basically, he's like Captain America.

He's a master martial artist, an expert assassin. Longevity. Basically, he's like Captain America. Okay, what about- He's a master martial artist, an expert assassin. He's good at knife mastery and intimidation. Did you say he's deeply Christian? You said he had Christian birds, didn't you, J.D.? Yeah, he's imagination or something. The cartoons he sees are Christian. Wow.

This is how Maeve gets him. He actually has a tree nut allergy. Oh, okay. It's very funny that in trying to take down Amazon's, the boys that most of them have been taken down in Amazon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tree nut allergy, so she just gives him tree nuts? Yeah, yeah.

It makes him eat like an almond joy, and then he kind of has an anaphylactic shock. Oh, okay. Well, that's easy. Tick. Wait, does he know he's about to eat something that's bad? No, no. She just like grabs him and shoves an almond and joins his mouth, I'm pretty sure.

Well, yeah, we're easy. We cook him food that's... We invite him over for dinner. Once again, make the worst sandwich. Or octopus cum soup. Octopus cum sandwich with added nut. Yeah. Hey, this is the world's saltiest nut.

It doesn't look appetizing. It's not meant to. Eat it. We'll have one too. Delicious. It's so good. It tastes like blue cheese. Then he dies from it.

We just have a bad time eating a cum nut. But he dies from it, so we came out on top. She didn't cum. Wow. So yes, I guess he's easy. Yeah, done. And toughness? Like, Noir is pretty tough, and I like that he's secretly not,

like, he's secretly watching cartoons. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, that is pretty sick. Seven. Seven out of ten. Mad, mad, mad, mad. Okay, so now we've got Queen Maeve. Oh, tricky one Because I don't know Anything about her Yeah right

I'm going to wreck the illusion For myself and google a picture Yeah I'm like She's basically Got similar powers To Black Noir In that

Strength Durability Agility That kind of stuff I Don't think she can fly though I have never seen this woman In my life.

Wow. Wow. The internet gifs are very, it's like, you know, it's just seeing like a microcosm of like a wider problem. Absolutely. You know what I mean? There it is. There it is.

You're like, wow, take a fucking picture. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's wow. Okay. Okay. Huh. Yeah. Because she goes toe to toe with Homelander.

Yep. Nope. Never seen. Yeah, Homelander Yep Never mind Okay Yeah the only fight I've seen with Homelander Where he's Not toe to toe

Is when it's with Huey and Billy Yeah Okay Crazy Is she there? No No no

No Yeah So her vulnerability Like look She's got a fear of Homelander Like everyone Okay fair enough She is somewhat of a-

Wait! Yes? Is she on the plane? Yeah! I have seen her. You have seen her. Thank God. Yeah, and she's like, oh no, we accidentally killed the pilot.

Well, yeah, they just fuck up the- as in they burst in, they fuck up the- Oh no, that's right, they kill the terrorists, but in killing the terrorists, they break the- They break the plane, or they kill the terrorists, they break the plane. Or they kill the pilots, or some shit happens. They're like, well, we can't land this. May as well kill everybody. And then Maeve's like, can we at least save a couple? And Homelander's like, if we save a couple, then everyone will know.

Let's just kill them all. Or don't save them all. Yeah, yeah. So any other vulnerabilities other than a fear of Homelander? Well, she is deeply depressed. Okay. She is, oh, she's bisexual. Okay.

But then the PR team are like, she's a lesbian. Okay. Which, you know, by erasure. Yeah, oh yeah. Absolutely. None of them really help us kill her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, oh, she, again, like a bit of a drunk.

Oh, okay. At times. Can we just, like, drop a rock in her or something? She, according to the Wikipedia, her weaknesses are brute force. Okay. Limited durability. And people. Like, she has a soft spot for people.

Okay, well. Yeah, she's vulnerable to stealth. limited durability and people like she has a soft spot for people so it's like okay well yeah she's vulnerable to stealth okay well none of us can do that oh yeah we're the opposite what if we like oh loss of depth perception

because Maeve was blind in one eye by Homeland oh okay oh oh oh she does lose her powers at the end oh well then we just shoot her down

soldier boy sucks off her powers great that's kind of cool hit her with a car yeah hit her with a truck. Yeah. Easy. The same car that we run down Max Landis with.

We just keep driving. I'll drive Max Landis with my car, then I just do a quick U-turn and then hit Queen Maeve. Exactly. Easy. We're a menace on the road today. Also, I feel like Queen Maeve may be also susceptible to drowning. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

You want a bad sandwich? Yeah. She doesn't have a Tr nut allergy Appendicitis Bill What about this We give her a bad sandwich She's got a full on alive scorpion in it And we have her eat it

Sitting on the lip of the boat And then when she notices the scorpion She's like whoa And she falls in the water Boom Done We boat away We're good

Sort of Next one We'll go with Queen Maeve's toughness Oh yes Also a sevener Yeah fair enough. Starlight.

So you might know Starlight, JD. Do you know her powers? Are they star-related? Do I know Starlight, Joel Zammett? That's a really good question. That's a really interesting and in-depth question and something that I need to think about. Can I picture her face?

No. Have I seen her fight crime? Does season two end with her outside a car? What have I seen? Outside a car? Her and Huey? Being like, well, that was a fucked up

the boys action or whatever. We're outside a four-wheel drive. I think I must have walked past. Is Huey naked? I reckon I've walked past a TV at some point for this part of the story. She's beating the shit out of Stormfront, along with Queen Maeve and the female.

No, no, no, no. The internet. People are talking. This definitely is an internet memory. I walked past someone watching it on TV, but it didn't take anything in. She basically has like light powers so electricity conversion

so she can convert electricity into like you know blasts light generation bioluminescence electrical siphoning and photokinetic flight Okay, so she can fly Can she survive getting hit with a plane? Or a car.

Or drowning. Or a bad sandwich. Do we need to get out of the van is the question. Max Landis, Queen Maeve and Starlight all in the grill of our fucking Mr. Whippy van. She's a good singer and dancer

apparently. Poison Karaoke. Bombing the microphone. Well, if there's like a lack of... Bombing the microphone or what? Poison Karaoke, I also like. She starts singing, What have you done?

Poison Karaoke, motherfucker. This karaoke was poisoned. It's just the screen showing the text starts to go green You've killed me That's right, lady, we poisoned the karaoke All of today's work for Amazon Prime's original series, Du Bois Okay, we poisoned the karaoke, too easy Her biggest weakness would be, I guess, lack of electricity. Because without having a power source of electricity, she's basically just a regular person.

We can run over the car. Oh, okay. But no electricity is hard to do. Yeah. Poisoned karaoke, conversely, pretty easy. Oh, yeah. But karaoke, though, powered by electricity. Yeah, but if it's poison, she's getting sick from it.

And most hospitals don't know have to deal with karaoke poison. Yeah, that is true. No antivenom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take you to a cabin in the woods. Or an Amish community. Okay. You know, she seems to like just absolute, you know, losers with no powers.

Oh, okay. That have dead fiancés that got ran through. So, like, she's not above dating fuckwits. Okay. So, all we gotta do is lure her. Babe, what's up? I'm single and I'm ready to mingle. And I love karaoke, but I only love karaoke in the woods because I'm shy.

I just want to do karaoke just to you. That's it. Hey, person I've just met, would you like to come to the middle of the woods, this log cabin? There's no phone or reception there. I'm not a murderer. I'm not a murderer, I lie. I bring you these knives for other reasons.

In case we see a squirrel. Yeah. I hate squirrels. Just letting you know. But that doesn't reflect badly on me. They're rodents. They're vermin. Like how I think superheroes are.

Yeah, but not you. Please come to the cabin with me before I keep talking. When we're in the car, can we listen to music really loud in case I keep talking. When we're in the car, can we listen to music really loud in case I keep talking? And by the way, your car batteries, that's a source of electricity. We might need to park.

So what we're going to do is we'll call these lovely bikes. Tandem. I am going to bring a boom box because like I said, I can't keep talking or it's going to get worse. But it's going to be battery powered

and we're going to keep going until the battery dies. Like hell, I will eventually kill you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck! Shit! Should have started. That was a little cute first date joke. You laughing?

You laughing? No? Shit. At this point, we're dead. So yeah, luring her into a cabin in the woods hard. Poison karaoke. Poison karaoke is winning winning Or bomb in the microphone Or bomb in the microphone

That's good She steps up to Gone She starts to sing Now the next one The last one First we'll save it for last Homelander

Homelander Who Look Seems to be hard to kill Yeah, tip try Even Amazon Originals The boys Who our whole thing was to hard to kill Yeah, tip try Even Amazon Originals, the boys Who our whole thing was to try to kill Homelander, even they have yet to kill Homelander

Their whole thing was like, let's kill Soulja Boy And even that didn't work So Homelander is Superman, yeah? Yeah So yeah, he's Superman except there's no Kryptonite Like See, I was thinking

Because he loves titty milk. He loved titty milk straight from the source. And he doesn't necessarily need to be a human. He loves titty milk straight from a cow titty. Oh, okay. So it could be a cow titty or a human titty. But then, unlike... Wait, does that mean there's a scene in The Boys where he's sucking on a cow's udder?

Yeah. That's awesome. Cool. I'm surprised that hasn't been gifed udder. Yeah. That's awesome. Cool. I suppose that hasn't been gift. Yeah. Yeah, that's weird. Horny stuff, I guess, rarely is because you can't use horny gifts. Are you saying that we poison the cow's titty with gas?

Yeah. Okay. At the tail end, we've gone through a lot of plans. They're getting less coherent. As we start to lose our minds, as the day turns into evening, clearly, Homelander leans down to suck the milk out of a cow's titty, and it just lets out a... And he gets gassed from the cow.

The biggest weakness of Homelander is he's neglected as a child. He needs a family, hence why he loves sucking on it for breast milk. Because he's like, I was not nurtured, and this is a nurturing thing. And he's really fucked that up. We send a letter to Homelander saying that we're his mum, but we live in the sun. Oh, yeah. Do we? like I really like where this is going Joel Dushan I really think it's a

really solid awesome plan I just need to know are we actually in the sun because like we can't no we will die which is also why our plan of going to the sun is a good idea what about this is maybe stupid tell me if it is what if we're just on the other side of the sun

we're waiting on the other side of the sun? We're waiting on the other side of the sun. And he comes through the sun to us. Dies. Dies. We go home. Job well done. Job well done. See, I was thinking I was hoping you'd show us a better plan, but let's hear it.

Okay, so, Soldier Boy, the way they incapacitate him, because they can't actually kill Soldier Boy, they just incapacitate him, and they use some sort of like, I think it's like a Russian nerve agent. Okay. And they use that to basically stop Soldier Boy. Yeah. So if we can somehow get that Russian nerve gas agent thing, or toxin, into a cow titty.

Well, that was what Dusha was saying. We gas him with the cow's tits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we get the nerve agent in the cow titty that he then sucks into and sucks off. That might incapacitate him enough

that we just put him in a chamber. We keep gassing him and then he just stays there. Okay. Because I feel that is kind of... Well, that's how they got rid of Soulja Boy.

Soulja Boy, not dead. They tried to. They couldn't. Yeah, yeah. They kind of just put him off the map. And I feel with Homel Boy, not dead. They tried to. They couldn't. Yeah, yeah. So they kind of just put him off the map. And I feel with Homelander, something similar. Why do they do that again to Soldier Boy and not Homelander?

Well, because they can do it to Soldier Boy. And Soldier Boy seems to not really give a shit about the collateral damage. So they're trying to go after Soldier Boy. Why does the gas not work on Homelander? Yeah. I don't know. Does it work on Homelander? Yeah. I don't know. Does it work on Homelander?

I don't know. Have we just killed a cow for no reason? Yes. Yeah, maybe. Maybe. That milk tastes funny. It just flies away. We've got to be quick because I don't know how long this cow will stay alive with this nerve agent in its system.

Yeah. Because I don't know how Homelander will look at a dead cowander will look at, like, a dead cow and be like, ooh. I want to drink the milk from that. Maybe I have a little bit of a dead water. Oh, no. Well, I mean, look, unfortunately, he did kill this person, like, doppelganger. Yeah. But it could work in a situation if we have someone who can also transform into another person.

So we get him to make him look like, is their name Mallory? I forget. I don't know. But anyway, the person who was like a Homelander's sort of like pseudo-mom for a bit until he, you know, shoots her in the head with laser beams. But in a sort of similar situation,

Why does he do that? He's fucked up. Do we, so we make him up? Well, she has a kid and she's breastfeeding the kid and he gets real fucking jealous. It's all weird. Okay.

Anyway, so he could be like- He kills her while she's breastfeeding? No, he gets real fucking jealous. It's all weird. Anyway, so he could be like- He kills it while she's breastfeeding? No, no, no, no, no. That's a separate thing. He just kills it. Fair enough. The boys! The boys!

Amazon's the boys! So, you could get a doppelganger who's like, if you want to suckle Homelander, that's great. And they're wearing a fake titty suit with a fake titty full of appendicitis-causing pills. Appendicitis! He sucks them down like they're... He can't operate. He can't operate! He blows up his insides. He's full circle.

He's dead. We killed them with appendicitis. Plus, then we've got appendicitis tits. Yeah. That we can just... For anything else we need. Yeah, appendicitis tits. Yeah. That can be out when we start our seven. Yeah, that's the first one. The first three, sorry, is us with appendicitis tits. Appendicitis one, two, and three.

Yeah, it's Amazon's da tits. That's what we call ourselves. Sorry, is there a superpower that they wear in a fake titty suit that has appendicitis pills? Yeah. And there's three of them. Yeah. It's Amazon Prime's original series, the tits. The tits.

And they're superheroes. In a way. Well, actually, that's actually the whole thing with them. I mean, to the public, they seem like superheroes, but behind closed doors, they're actually pretty fucked up. They're just guys wearing, like, TD suits. Things get pretty fucked up when you- Things get pretty fucked up in Amazon's da tits. When you open the- when you peek behind the curtain of some Prime's original da tits,

the superheroes, the guys in the appendicitis, things are actually pretty fucked. How are they a superhero? Oh, they fight crime, but actually, or maybe they are the crime. It's controversial in a different direction, which is cool. Yeah, I'll give this a watch. It pushes the boundaries of what a superhero could do. I guess it still does. It makes you think.

So in terms of toughness for... Well, killing Homelander... Toughness, my personal rating of toughness, he seems like such a loser that it's a one. He is a bit of a loser. He wants everyone to love him so much. He's a tryhard. Oh, yeah.

I would be killed by Homelander solely because I'd be like, I don't respect you, and I don't care if you kill me. I'll die a hero. You're a coward. And no one will remember me for dying as a hero. I'll just be a guy that died. But I'll go to heaven thinking that. Look, hey, man, eventually we're all just guys that die.

That's the human condition. Everyone, when we die, it doesn't matter. To someone in the world, you're just a guy who died. Maybe you, Homeland, that's what's separate. Because you die, maybe that's why you hate yourself or whatever. Because you're never going to experience the beauty that is of you killing me.

That's true. Maybe reverse psychology enough that he tries to kill himself. To experience what it is to be human and loved and missed. Hey, Homelander, my mom loves me because I can be a guy who died. Can you be a guy who died?

Hey, Homelander, you're 1 out of 10 on the toughness rating, but you'd be a 9 if you could shoot your laser eyes backwards. Yeah, can you roll your eyes in the back of your head and just aim? And then it goes. He was just a guy that died. So who cares? The boys. Am I right

Anyway the seven It turns out they are Increasingly hard to kill Yeah yeah yeah But you gotta get creative All of them absolutely killable All of them I think

Very killable with Just a bad sandwich Or drowning Except for the deep Yeah yeah Homelander is And homelander Yeah

And only because He can breathe underwater Yeah exactly But if he could yeah Everyone can drown Yeah Yeah Yeah

And on that note Yeah we got him I've been Joel I've been Jackson And I've also been Joel Eventually you'll just be a guy Who died And much like The Seven

We got him Yeah And much like The Seven You too can watch Amazon's original The Boys airing Right now If you have an Amazon Prime account I think they have A free trial You can watch it Or you can watch Amazon's original The Boys airing right now. If you have an Amazon Prime account, I think they have a free trial.

You can watch it. Or you can watch it through GIFs or not at all. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really. The choice is yours. Those are the three ways to consume media. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's actually pretty fucked up when you watch it, though. So just content warning. It's pretty fucked up. Yeah. Guy goes into a penis, but he's tiny. Not the dick. The man. The man. He sounds. The penis is regular. Yeah. It's a fucked up. Yeah, a guy goes into a penis, but he's tiny. Not the dick, the man. The man, yeah.

He sounds. The penis is regular-sized. Yeah, it's a regular-sized dick. Anyway, you can find that on Amazon Prime's original series, The Boys, airing right now. Goodbye. Hey, do you want to support Plumbing the Death Star? But every time you look at SantPants Plus, our other premium subscription service,

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