Plumbing the Death Star - How Would You Use the Stolen Jurassic Park Technology for You Own Personal Gain or Profit?

Episode Date: August 23, 2026

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And I've also, Joel. Pull of the Death Star is a comedy pop culture podcast and asked the important questions. Like, how would you use the stolen Jurassic Park technology for your own personal gain or profit? I'm made of dinosaurs. You're eating. I meet the dinosaurs. I want to get there quick. You could have been a chance you could have had this one. Yeah, that's true. That's true.

Mine is a little different. Okay. But maybe similar. Okay, so before we get to eating dinosaurs, you've got it in first. Well done, Zammuz, you can talk about it first. Is yours eating dinosaurs? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Mine involves the resurrection of historical figures. Eat historical figures.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you got to stick to eating dinosaurs. And mine is simply hunting them from sport because cloning is ethical, ethical hunting. Oh, true. Okay, but before we get to our a lot, so... You combine them anyway, yes. In Jurassic Park, there's the scene where Dennis Nadry's talking to that other guy in Costa Rica, and the other guy says, have you got, you're going to get the Jurassic Park technology for me. And he gives them the little shaving cream, you know, can, and he says, put the genomes in there and we'll take them.

And Dennis Nadry says, you're going to get 20 years of scientific research in one And I watched Jurassic Park recently and I was like, what were they planning? 20 years is really not that much. No, no, it isn't. But like, well, I guess, but well, I mean, it is when the end result. Yeah, and also it's 20 years as resulted in them having fallen dinosaurs. Exactly. We don't.

So it's like. That's true. All right. Play on 20 years of research. I would say the technology that they're getting, that we are then getting, is like cloning technology. Because that's, and genome technology, reconstructing the genome technology. sort of just genetic engineering in general

because they combine frog and the dinosaur DNA which is just like that's a great way to make monsters and then obviously I would assume as part of that is like the dinosaur genome so some ability to create dinosaurs as well so that's a technology but in this scenario we are with Dennis Nedry jostling for one chair like the three stooges yeah yeah and then when it comes to us we can do whatever we like with and I don't think we necessarily

need to compete with John Hatman's Jurassic Park. No, I mean... I mean, we can. Look, you know, the park to me anything is going to drum up business for my business. Yes, exactly. So your business eating dinosaurs. Yeah. I like that getting dropped

for that getting dropped up in Jurassic Park. It's like, I'm imagining I'm like looking at a bontosaurus being like, wow. And a guy sidles up to me and he goes, you want to eat this fucking back? What was the last time with the aquarium? I went to the aquarium with J.D. and Zoe. like last year, I believe. Now, when you go to the aquarium,

maybe you go, maybe you're hungry. What do they have? They do have fish. They do have fish. They do have a fish in chip shop. But you can't eat, I will say, and this is to your benefit, because I wish I could.

You can't eat the fish they have on display. Well, exactly. Partly, partly because... An aquarium that works like one of those Chinese restaurants where you get to pick the food would be awesome. And partly because, yeah, like, you know, those fish say that you're in the aquarium, They're in danger.

Yes. They're very costly. And yeah, so other, like, cloning a dinosaur isn't going to be cheap. Yeah. But, you know, people are paying quite a pretty penny for a ribbo. It's so far. I just can't stop imagining being at the aquarium and watching a shark in that big, like, open area. That one.

And then somebody's out you just point to it. And then scuba the man comes out with a hot food. The family's near you start crying. You're licking your lips and rubbing your belly. Whatever prices cost me was simply worth it. There's no price to steep. Not only do I get to eat this shark, I've traumatized the family. The worst one is like getting towards the end of the, like walking through the aquarium, getting towards the end, being like, damn, I haven't picked out lunch yet.

The last enclosure, penguins. And you go, big chicken. Big wet chicken. I want that one. What if it works like you? We don't have a guy walks and do... A handgun. His pixels are there.

It just breaks us next. Okay. Yum. Yeah. Oh. And then I imagine the... A small family there with a small family. The same family.

Start crying. Oh, yeah. Yum. And then I like to imagine wherever you are. That's what chicken nuggets are made of, little family. Wherever you are, a waiter comes out with a table, puts a tablecloth on in the chair. They just start roasting. it on like an open spit.

That's the secret menu of the aquarium. Yeah. You know that? The aquarium's got a secret menu. Hangman roasting on an open file. Yum. Yum. Because yeah, I think the price point's got to be high.

And like you see this in like, you know, I guess like the beef industry where it's like, oh, this very rare beef. It's very expensive. Yeah, blah, blah, blah. Rare beef. Yeah, that was not, I didn't mean it that way. I did, I did.

Fuck. I got a guy. Yeah, you fuck. Take it the wind out of my... You're fucked up. Some exotic... Yeah, it's too late. Too late.

But yeah, how much would you charge for, say, a T-Rex? Well, I need to know the cost of the cloning, because that's really kind of impact. I think it's prohibitively expensive. I think it's like, it's quite intense. Basically, I need to need to know, am I opening up, like, on Main Street of, like, you know, Zabit's Dino Grillin? Yeah. Open on Hollywood Boulevard, Eric.

Oh, yeah. In the Chinese theater. Am I not opening it? Whoa, dude. They go, watch it. Only when Jurassic Parks out, I go, yeah. Like, once every two years, that's heaps. Yeah, you may as well watch the movie, eat the diner.

Or is it more of a hush, hush things? Yeah. And I'm trying to, like, you know, sell it to billion. The secret menu. The secret menu again. Well. You're going to islands that you don't want to be on in that situation. No.

You go, I've saw it. I was only ever in the kitchen. I didn't see anything. I don't think many people have gotten away with that defense. I mean, legally they have. Actually, I think they have. Not a single person got arrested. That is true.

Yeah, one person got arrested. Yeah. Prince Andrew? No, no, no. The guy who definitely killed himself. Yeah, you know, the owner of the island, he got arrested. I forgot that we probably weren't saying his name. But, yeah, Jeffrey Epstein.

Jeff, yeah, yeah, old mate, Jeff. Yeah, and Jolaine. Well, she's in prison. That's true. Yeah, yeah. She's too beautiful for prison. Thank you. Jackson's always saying, no.

I think the only person we have on record. No, she's a monster and I'm glad she's in prison. Unfortunately, though, she's in, you know, mid-um security prison. She'll be, you know. What's that about? Why? Why does that happen? Yeah, exactly, of course.

In your, well, so John Hammond, he says, we spare no expense. Yeah. But you can spare expenses. So cloning a whole dinosaur, expensive, costly. Cloning just the meat? Well, yeah. It might actually be easy to clone just like a filet. Yeah.

And to be honest Oh, just a big, boneless slab of dinosaur meat. Also, if I get that technology, I get all those research. I could just be doing this to chicken. Yeah. And like, you know,

the whole lab grown beef and meat or whatever that we have now currently that's like, it's pretty expensive or whatever. Yeah. I'm 20 years ahead. I could be making, I could be manual. I like that you're using

this Jurassic Park technology to clone chickens. Well, not just clone chickens, making a chicken lump. Oh, are you still making, Are you still selling the fantasy that I'm eating dinosaur? Oh, look, it's a multi-fashioned business model here. Multiple menus.

Yeah, multiple menus. So you go... Look, hey, I'm a... Yeah, again, this is a brilliant idea. Are you... Like, so I know, I think there was ages back, I was listening to a thing, I think it was like a radio, like, whatever, where it was like chicken feet. Yeah. It's like, you know, delicacy in China, and it's like, if you could breed chickens with, like, basically three feet or four...

You basically be selling a... Like, it's crazy. Like, they need more. So what I mean, do is with all this technology, I just get, like, a lump of chicken, like chicken meat. Put me that's still once again making mad science foods. Like, yeah, just slab a chicken meat. We can make it either, I guess you'd kind of want, what do people want?

Do they want a slab of chicken meat or do they want the breast? So, like, just a heap of chicken breasts. We're just like legs coming out, galore. And we just said wholesale, just moiter. Is it alive? Who's asking? Because I believe when they make the artificial meat, it's not alive. Yeah.

But I mean, maybe... Who's asking? God damn. The sound of that form. You could also just use the Jurassic Park technology. We've got the T-Rex geno. Yeah. You go, the chicken is in many, in some ways, could be argued, kind of like a quiet down-the-line descendant of the T-Rex.

So we could just breed the chicken... Really big chickens. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really big... Chicken brice. Like tiny, like your tiny dinosaur meat. Well, hey, we've got both.

You want to eat T-Rex? Or you want to eat big chicken? Yeah. We got you coming. I would love to eat big chicken. Oh, we have you. Do you think that eating meat from the Triassic period, like, would it be bad for you?

Like, I genuinely don't, I can't. I don't think it'd be bad for us. It's still, you know, it's still proteins. It's probably worse to eat food from the future. Uh, no. Show your way. Well, the beauty of eating a T-Rex is that a T-Rex has existed... No.

I was going to say that a T-Rex has existed in a time where there's, like, no pollution. But actually, in the Jurassic period, Jurassic period, whatever. Yeah. It was full of toxic. Yeah, it was very different. But also, like, the meat I'm eating isn't that dinosaur. It's a dinosaur that's now. Yeah. I guess.

So it's... No, no, no, not your guess. That is true. It's not a dinosaur from the past. It's a dinosaur from the now. Has evolved to eat now food. Yeah. Yes. Yeah.

And a dinosaur... Look, I've been watching, you know, some very influential Instagram and TikTok and blog creators who are telling me that I should be eating more liver and or like a caveman. They say you should be in raw meat and butter. And all have like tens of thousands of steroids. They don't say that bit, but it is there. It's really funny that butter is included in that. I think it's a caveman.

carnivore diet, meat and butter, as though butter is not like an extremely cultivated food. Cave man there was like they were hunting mammoth, they'd slice open the mammoth titi, they'd get the milk and then they would add culture to the milk and squeeze it,

separate the fats from the liquid from the solids. And that's how they got butter. Yeah, that's true. That is a classic caveman move. How is Livarkin going? Not well. I think very well, dude. I'm worried about it. Liver King is dog. Make sure he's okay for us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

How much, well, it's prohibitively expensive to make a, to make it too. Just genetic engineering in general is got to be expensive. It has to be, but you do see at some point they are just hatching like a, you know, dino-egs left right and center. Yeah, that's true. And like, they seem to be caring heaps about maybe, at least at some one point. They were caring heaps about the integrity of like, you know, the dinosaurs. But if they're just kind of, you know, engineering them for swatter.

And also, like, you know, because they say the dinosaur genome. And fashion I've started, I've decided. Because do you want a dinosaur like, like, leather coat? Like Cruelada DeVille, but for Raptors, that's awesome. Dinole leather. Because I feel like we could really, like with any kind of fad, you know, that starts like the, you know, the loooboo stuff where it was like extremely high end for no discernible reason. Yeah, yeah. But the same kind of thing.

You really start, you really want to go for that high in mind. Plus you could say, you could be like, you know, no real animal was harmed in the creation of this leather jacket. Yeah, they were never alive. Yeah. I either tell the truth or lie. Yeah. Depending on what's going on behind the scene. Exactly, depending what your definition of a live is.

Well, I'm also thinking, like, in Jurassic Park, they go, the dinosaur genome had holes in it. So we filled that with frogs. Yeah. But you could be like, the dinosaur genome has holes in it. We filled that with chickens. With chicken or beef, you know what I mean? And then you're getting like... Do you ever, like, look, hey, I understand.

And plus, you'd be like, we put it to the market. Here's like, you know, dinosaur steak, like one, right? Yeah. And people are like, oh, it's fine. You know, isn't it? Yeah, it's a bit cheeky, I don't know. And then we go, hey, it's a new and improved. recipe.

It's now got that bit of beef injection. Yeah, exactly. People are like, oh, this is all right. Hot beef injection. Exactly. Hot beef injection to my dino state. They start trying that. And they're like, you know what?

You know what I guess? I missed the first one. Yeah. And then I re-release as a dyno meat classic. Yes, dude. I really like, so you said at the top, you were like, well, you go to Jurassic Park

and then that kind of gets you excited. You're eating dinosaurs. Yeah. I like that as a marketing campaign. Yeah. I like that idea of looking at a dinosaur and a shady guy coming up to me, handing me a menu, winking at me and leaving. And I think, does this man want an anonymous sexual encounter? And then you follow him back to the kitchen.

He says, what the fuck are you doing in here? I go, I miss. Put your dick away. I'm sorry. I'm Miss Red. I'd heard that Jurassic Park was great for cruising. That must have been misinformed. No. You are right. It is. It is. It is.

But I was. Sorry, I was trying to say I can make you stegasori. sandwich. And that's not a euphemism? No. My bad. And then that's the scene in Jurassic Park Juan where the velocirapt is coming to the kitchen. We were just having a conversation, kids! I like to really, like, you get even more confused, walking to the kitchen,

and then penis in hand, and they go, what the fuck, sir? You're like, no, no, no, no, no, no. I understand. I'm here to fuck the dinosaurs. Is that my lie to get out of it? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just here to have sex with the dinosaurs. Oh, you're one of those. I'm the, I'm the dino-fucking.

I'm the guy they hired. Well, now, like, you're talking about, like, you know, oh, because of genomes and, like, hey, you're the secret of me, whatever. But, like, I was thinking, like, you know, hey, you ever go to a zoo, we want to eat elephant? But we could do that. Yes, absolutely. I get a bit of genome of an elephant.

We can make some elephant steak. Yeah. Hey, and this is for, like, you know, for the wealthy. Yeah, yeah. You want to eat, man? Oh, true. It was only a moment, you know. Mm, another classic plumbing that is not for.

Yeah. We were going to get here. Why have I become used? I don't know, dude. Jackson yearns to eat men so bad. I just think it tastes nice. I don't think it tastes nice. I just think I could body the psychological trauma better than my peers.

And I think that would give me a sick sense of satisfaction. That's all. That's all. I think. Well, everyone else is crying on the beach and I'm sucking down a leg. and I guess it's not even that bad Well no I kind of get that Because I reckon if like me and you were out hiking

In 127 hours happened to us I would happily cut off your leg Yeah Thanks man Big smile on my face I don't even feel bad about this His leg wasn't even stuck Oh fuck sorry wrong leg

You go back to sleep You're trapped under a rock Oh okay thanks for me Why does my leg hurt and now feel gone Why does my leg feel so gone Don't worry about it go back to sleep You've got reverse phantom leg. Yeah.

You keep thinking your leg's gone, but it's definitely still there. It's definitely really there. I get up in the morning and just trip over. I go, wow, it's really strong. Sleeping bag is so wet. Hey, did it rain last night inside my tent? Yeah, yeah, it rained red. I mean, blood.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of that, like, red dust clay or whatever. Yeah, don't worry about it. Okay, man. Don't see a doctor. I'm not gonna. I wasn't going to do anyway For wanted to bring it up

Yeah Well speaking of accidentally becoming Jackson this episode I mean I said it before But the place my brain went When it came to I guess using the stolen technology For Jurassic Park

Because I was like look obviously hunting Not ethical Yeah shouldn't do it Hunting for sport especially Dinosaurs No one's ever hunted those before Yeah What if I put together a scheme

Where you come hunt a T-Rex Okay And it's a cloned T-Rex, so it's not, in my brain, I'm like, not a real animal. Yeah. Okay, so I was going to say... It's not really a lie. See? See?

The argument against hunting is not that, like, it is a living out. Like, how, if I, okay, say I come to you and I go... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now you're like, you can see why a claw you're like... Oh, absolutely. You know, if I was in your shoes, I'd be defending this to the bitter end. But I'm on the other side of the fan. Yeah, yeah.

I come to you and I say, hey, well, I disagree with hunting because I don't think we should kill living animal. And to me, when I see that T-Rex wandering around, it seems like it's alive. Yeah, and I go, that's crazy. Are you rich enough to hunt this T-Rex? No, I'm protesting you. Well, then I'm just... Why am I listening to the poor?

He has a very good point. You're going to remember, there's no such thing as there's no ethical hunting when you're a billionaire, which I am. I think you don't even need to worry about the ethical aspect of it. I think that's not even... Like, could you if you wanted to... Oh, there's just to make me go to sleep. Oh, it's...

Oh, okay. I hope you sleep at night. Yeah, go ahead. Maybe what you could do, because, again, you're in control here. Could you? I have a, like, because it's step two to my plan. Okay. So maybe I got a team of five or six, rich men.

Yes. They have to sign a waiver that they're going to be hunting dinosaurs. Yeah. And then I fucking juice the shit out of that dinosaur. And the waiver means if they die, I inherit their shit. Okay. Okay. So they come to T-Rex Island.

or whatever. Joel Dusher presents T. Rex Island. Yeah. I put my full name for it. Little Saint Rex. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big T. James.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You invite the millionaires there, you say. Hey, have out it, fellas. But just remember, you've got to sign this waiver. Yeah. It is the most dangerous game for them because failure, well, in a way, I guess failure doesn't matter because, well, it does matter. But it's like the fact that the their fortune goes to you is of no concern to them.

They're getting digested in a state. Ors is Islamic or whatever. Is the way of it, one of those things where it's like it's a bit sneaky, they don't really read it and they're signing away. Or they know. Well, that's both. Okay. I mean, it's really one or the other, but sure. Hey, do you know?

How? I tried to jump into a scenario where that could be true and I couldn't do it. I guess what I mean is, like, they can read it if they want. I don't keep it a secret, but I don't tell them. You're not hiding it, but you're not like. And I guess if somebody goes to you, they go, well, I'm not. signing this. You go, well, you're not hunting. Okay, yeah, fair enough.

Yeah, it's the... Poor man. And then I get... Oh, too poor, too poor. Too poor, boohoo and too bad a hunk thing you're gonna lose? It's like, not about that. It's like, oh yeah, well, that's only if you don't. Like, if you miss.

Bad hunting, poor? Yeah. I didn't realize you were a coward. Yeah, like, you realize you were a bad shot. Yeah. Yeah. And then, because, like, what you've got to hope on, you got to bank on, the first millionaires you let through, you've got to not juice your T-Rack.

No, no, no, because they need to win a couple times and then you need to be... you know, the T-Rex head home. I'm making them pay a lot of money anyway. I'm not coming out last. But you need to be a millionaire visiting, you know, Lord Fetherton's Manor. And you go, damn, is that a full-on fucking T-Rax mounted on the wall? It was actually easy for me to kill. And you go, fuck.

I look like a loser-cuck. Because I don't have a T-Rex on my wall. And then, you know, where to do it. Joel Dush's Little St. James. Little St. Rex. Big T-Games. Yeah. Then you go, okay, I'm going to go down.

that island. And then you go hunting for fossils or whatever. Yeah, yeah, make our own with these wreckses. And then I go, okay, how about it? And then there's two methods I can do. Either using the genomes, make a T-Rex where boards just don't pierce its skin. Oh, okay. Or just a second T-Rex just behind the guys. I was thinking, like, in terms of the ethical issue before me, which I always probably is an issue.

It's funny because my ethical issue is like, oh, people would hate the hunt a living thing. Also, I hope these men get killed. Also, I don't think people, if you're there to hunt, you're there to hunt. Yeah. People hunt in the real world. Yeah. They don't care. I was thinking, like, maybe the first iteration, so maybe help the first hunters hunt them. Yeah.

Could you splice like, you know, what's like a dumb animal? Yeah, what's the least alive animal? Cat. Jackson. What an ant? An ant? Yeah, you take something by it. Yeah.

Yeah, Jackson, can I have some blood? And they go, yeah. Yeah, well, shut up. And then I'm going to T-Rex is just like Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Yeah Yeah These T-Rex really wants to eat Other T-Rex I just think I could body it Oh fuck I mean shot Oh

Oh My belly Me little man I'm eating my friend Yeah Okay God damn And they go

Hey I had a great thing Hunting You know the T-Rog It's a walk What? You killed the only ever talking T-Rex. They're smarter than normal, which makes you the best hunter in the world.

Keep it to yourself. Don't tell anyone. You wouldn't, you want to tell anybody about this. Yeah. And then there's like a knock on your front door and it's one of the other Jackson T-Rexes. I'm like, can I come in, dude? No, dude. It's a really cold night.

You're a T-Rex. Uh-huh. This is a house for humans. Yeah. So can I come in? There's room in the grand hall, in the entrance. There's really not. Like half in.

I'll take up like no space. You wouldn't even know I'm here. You can't even get in the door. Yeah, because I'll go in the back door. Just scratching at the door? The door's the same size as the door you can't get in. Well, what's the biggest door?

The one you're in. I can't. It's going to be tough. Yeah, yeah. What about the balcony upstairs? I'll get there first. Oh, let me climb up, but I'll see you've got like a double door there. I might be able to get in.

They just my face. Hello, Jerry, the butler. on the torts. Ow, ow, ow, ow, fuck, ow. Oh! Just half, like dead on the front of the mansion,

one arm holding the doorknob to the second show. God damn it. They're gonna fucking move. Well, I mean, and then you like step by side and there's another one coming up. Oh, what the hell happened to this guy?

Can I hate him? You want a talty one, right? I feel far from you. Oh, yeah, dude, I won't tell anyone. I mean, unless you want me to. Whatever. But you're just going to take this guy, I don't know, went to the mountains or the woods or whatever.

Yeah, I'll take you. I'll take you. I'll take you. I'll take you the woods or whatever. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, feast away, brother. Can I actually come inside? No! It's actually really cold out here.

You got a bottle or he could cook this for me or whatever. You got two options. I confiscate the T-Rex or you can come inside. Yeah. Okay. I'll come inside. Jerry the... Jerry the...

Jerry the butler, turn the torrents back on. Your house is going to get confident courses. Okay. I picked the wrong fucking genome for this one. That's on me. Yeah. God damn. What other animal likes to eat itself?

And I'm just out of me, you Jackson. Can I come in, dude? Jerry. Ow! Ow! Oh, fuck. Dude, that hurts my stomach. He's.

to get shot in it. Yeah, that's fair. Could you, with genetic splicing, make a T-Rex that is not alive but still moves? Like, if you were like, I've got rid of its brain. I guess whatever we did to cows, I guess. Yeah, okay. What, they make them slow moving.

And delicious? Yeah, and delicious and stupid. Cows are dumb, right? I think so. Probably. Or if I just projected a dumbness onto these poor innocent cows? I think they're probably like, you know what they say? It's like, oh, it's smart as a one-year-old or whatever.

It's dumb. I guess. Yeah. Hey, if you ever wanted to, like, touch us in the flesh? Uh-oh. Don't. But you could have the possibility in September, which is not that far from now.

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We dress better now, though, I think. I would agree so. I really like the way you said better. Yeah, me too. It's really good. It's good. But they've become better. Yeah.

I really appreciate it. That's just me, brother. That's how I like that. Climbing their stuff, we're better now. Yeah, I mean, you could like basically genetically lobotomize. Yeah. Is your son as smart as pigs yet? No.

I think it's like a pig is smart as a three-year-old. Damn, sometimes. Johnny baby, he's going to be stupid than a pig for another year. Oh, yeah. In some regard, he's pretty clever. So maybe he's, you know, about as smart as half a pig. Yeah, that's true. A pig can't say shit, you know?

Yeah. He can't formulate a sentence. Does Johnny baby know what he's saying? That's a good question. Oh, yeah. He picked up a book this morning that he hadn't, like, we hadn't read to him in a couple of months now. But he picked it up because he was like wanted that one book. And then he was like what it was about.

Oh. He said what it was about. Yeah. Whoa. That's fucked up. Too clever. Your baby's too smart. He's smarter than a pig probably at this point.

Well, we don't know. Well, what's a pig doing that's smart? What do they meet? Yeah. Like, what are they? Testing a pig on. Wallowing? Yeah.

Pigs are... Good of wallowing. Frequently ranked smarter than dogs and on par with three-year-old human children. They possess exceptional long-term memory, recognize themselves in mirrors, use basic tools, and can even play video games by operating joysticks. What game's a pig? Pig gamer? Get him on the show.

I saw them sort of chimp how to play Minecraft. Watch that. He wasn't really playing it, though. It kind of pissed me off. Is that, would that be the equivalent of giving like a three-year-old a controller? Yeah, I suppose so. They're playing the game. Both chimpanzees and pigs are capable of understanding that a joystick can move a pointer on a screen.

Yeah, okay. I don't know if Johnny Baby's there. No. Yeah, I've yet to give Johnny Baby a joystick. Yeah, well. How's he with mirrors? He knows it. It's him.

It's him, yeah. Okay. Damn, imagine looking at a mirror and not knowing it was you. Yeah, that would be crazy. Who's this? Well, you wouldn't eat? You'd just be like, oh, it was just a guy. Hey.

Oh, it's like, oh, you again. Yeah, how are you? Yeah. How are you doing? How was your day? Yeah. No, I talk, then you talk. No, you don't.

Stop talking at the same time as me. This fucking guy. Does your son have stranger danger yet? Yeah. The pigs? Yeah. What? Pigs are shown to fear strangers, but will have lost that fear after a person plays with the pigs using toys.

Okay. Damn, dude. I mean, I'm reading about pig intelligence, and it sounds a lot like sun intelligence. Yeah. That's crazy, dude. a little bit too human as one of the beasts of the farm, I think. Wow, we could make a very

human man pick. Whatever else I'm doing is a side hustle, I'll make manpicks. This is a wonderful thing about getting that level of technology of cloning and splicing. It's like, we don't have to be limited by dinosaurs. We have them in our arsenal, but we have regular

animals in our arsenal now. We could just, yeah, if you, we could like domesticate, and he saw the saw this in some of the later episode, later film series of Jurassic Park. Dominion, Fallen Kingdom. Maybe that one.

Which ever won, they were like, it's the best of the Petting Zoo. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but you could be like... Fallen Kingdom. Sure, I don't know. But was there like ever one where we're like, we're going to have domesticated dinosaurs?

Like, little tiny dinosaurs in the suburbs. Here's the fucking trick about Jurassic World movies. Yeah. Not Jurassic Park, Jurassic World. Yeah. Yeah. No, they're not good. But all of them go. fuck now there's dinosaurs in real

then the next movie starts it goes we sorted out the dinosaurs in real that thing that it's the fucking aliens thing yeah like what if aliens came to earth never mind they didn't they went to wooden nun planet yeah yeah non planet though now that would be a bit of fun

um there were nons would hate me though nuns would hate all of us yeah they might like examine it for a bit I'm gonna only into like you know I got in you know if I'm there alone I can keep my mouth shut for a minute. Yes, absolutely. If the three of us land, they're hating you guys immediately.

And me at minute 10. They're going to be like, I thought you were, I can clearly see that they have a very bad influence on you. I'm going to go, yeah. I haven't had a social interaction with someone that just despises everything about for like quite a long time. It has happened in the part of where I'm talking to someone and I go, wow, you really hate. You loathe me. You're just like everything I am as a guy, you are not for this. But to go to a nun planet where every single person views me like that.

Even just taking you to a nunnery, to a convent. Imagine, they tear you apart, dude, like hyenas. That would be awesome. But in a not sexy way. No, no, no, no, no. I mean, you know, nuns are sexy. No one's denying that. No one's saying they're not.

Exactly. But I think that there's no, we could not. I think they just kill me with a plank of wood. Yeah, exactly. And no jury in none court will find him guilty. Jesus from the cross is like, yeah, he spoke to my wives. I'm glad they killed him. He gives him a wink, like, good job, ladies.

Yeah, bury the body. The moment you set foot on like, you know, I want to say, what's the opposite of desecrated? Consecrated? Yeah, which I guess proves my point. I was going to say fertile. Yeah. As I'm like, yeah.

The moment we set foot. Hey, Nun Planet, what's up? Oh, God. No, no, no, non, non, non, non. Jesus Christ. I mean, shit. I mean, fuck. They come out and a scuba diver gear with a harpoon gun.

Yeah. It's a shame we can't run away to join a nun or either. We can join a priesthood? Yeah, but that's not as cool. What are they cold fucking? Covenant? Convent? That's the nuns. Yeah. We can't do it. We got a...

Priest-nuttnunt. We can run away to join a monastery. Monastery. Once again, really proving that point. We can do that. We've got monks. Join the brotherhood. Yeah. Yeah, where he's monks... What's the... what's priests?

What's a collection of priests? What's a house for a collection of priests? I don't believe there is one. Priests work solo. But... But the... Priest houses are attached to church as often. Yeah.

But you go to a nunnery. Yeah. Or the... Oh. Or a convent tree. A convent? No, it's like chickens. Becoming a priest takes so fucking long.

Yeah, it does. It's like, wait. It's like chickens? Yeah, you get one rooster. Yeah. Many hens. Yeah, no, but if I'm like a young rooster and I need to learn my roostering way, where I go? You, I run away and I go to...

Depends on when? I believe you go to... I go to... Priest school? I don't know. The priest's... Okay. Yeah.

So this is obviously Google, which in the last six months, everyone should know. Yeah. Dog shit. Not helpful. Absolutely. They're like, hey, you want to be a priest? Go speak to your local priest. Yeah.

And they'll direct you to speak to your local parish priest. Yeah. And then they will give you some spiritual direction, psychological evaluations, and instruction. Do they just do it on the spot? They might. Okay. I am a young boy. You have to be 18.

Like, yeah, like 19 or whatever. Let's say the past times. Yeah. I'm whoring it up. My parents are like, we cannot have that. Away to the boy nunnery. What's that? I don't think there is a boy nunnery.

Where do priests go to school? Let me see. Seminaries. But I think a seminary is not, it's not like a boy nunnery. because seminary is a school, and nunnery's not a school. Yeah, nunnery can be a school, though. Yeah, but the nuns in the nunnery aren't getting educated.

Yes, they are, sometimes. They teach. No, yeah, they teach sisters to become nuns. Or sometimes just school. Sometimes they just act as teaching. Well, yeah, but isn't that the same with priest? Yeah. I had a priest teaching at my school.

Then it got fired suddenly. I don't know about that. Yeah, I wonder what happened there. You go, I want to get into the church. Seems like a sick life, not for poor of a reason. And then you go, you join the seminary, I guess. You get taught how to be a priest. Yeah.

And then you go to a church. You go to a parish. And you preach. Every Sunday, you get to fucking easiest job on the world. Not every Sunday. You have not paid attention to church. Every Sunday. Every Sunday.

Maybe Saturdays? Maybe. Probably a job. It's usually like Thursday night, Sunday morning, like a couple of times. Mornings. Yeah. Oh, fuck that. First service would be like 7.30 a.m.

Yeah. Yuck. You often have to tend to the church. Wouldn't it be awesome? I love, I do, there's something very... And no jacking a dick off or having sex. They don't know. God knows.

Well, yeah. That's between me and God. Jacking off in a church house, though. Damn. I love you. Church dome? Church dome. From your parishioners?

From your of age parishioners? From your wife you didn't tell them about? I'm getting it. And they're like, okay, this is your parish? And you go, Okay, that'd be great for me and my wife. I mentioned my wife, didn't they? They go, you better say your wife, Jesus Christ.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Be and my wife. But we could overlook it. My wife, gosh. Still peculiar, but that's fine. My wife, Godney. What did you just do that? My wife's name is Rodney.

I had to put God in it. I fucked up. This is my wife. The beautiful Rodney. Yeah, cats out of the past. I fucked off. Rodney, sweet aunt, come out. Got out of the car.

Come on. This is Rodney. She's my wife. This is Father John. Yeah. I'm just so glad you guys could finally mean. Yeah. Oh, God, this is a huge load of.

I've been telling Rodney all about you, Father John. And, you know, well, in a way, I was telling you about Rodney, but you didn't really, I was saying God a lot. And Godney. I kept saying Godney. We didn't really pick up on that. So anyway. Are we chill?

Or Father Joe... Time for the month. No. Time for the Eucharist. Okay. Not only are you no longer a priest. You also clearly weren't paying attention. So it's the Eucharist now. We're standing in a car park.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who am baptized? Blood of Christ. All right. Alright, you can drink, and you can have as much blood of Christ as you want. Yeah, dude, don't worry, I genuflected when I faced to the car or something. Yeah, so, like, you can, you can drink the, we can all drink the blood of wine.

You can have as much of that as you like. There's, like, no limit. Like, there's actually zero standard drinks in that because it's holy. Yeah, it's holy. So it's not even alcoholic. I can still drive, is what I'm saying. Do you think that if you got to the end of your, like, however long in the seminary? And I believe it's multiple years.

And then you revealed you had a wife, they would be like, well, you're not a priest. Because, like, it's part of it. But I did the priest. The Catholic tradition, I believe, you're not allowed. If you're Protestant, I think you can get married. I think you're Catholic, you can't. You go, I've done all of the work. And they go, yeah, well, it's either divorce your wife.

And then you can be a priest. So I can be a divorced priest? No. I don't think you can. I like the idea that because, like, obviously, we're all enough. Yeah, all big time. Yeah, oh, my secret, beautiful wife shame. Yeah, my beautiful, beautiful secret, Rodney.

Don't tell anyone about you. He's got to hide. I love you so much, Rodney. You're so beautiful. I've been married for 10 years. I forgot. Sorry, I forgot to tell them. Because that would have really,

I could have picked a different career, but we're in it now. I've got into IT, Rodney, but I'm in too deep. Now, but look at this. We've got a sweet house. Yeah, we've got a sweet house. All the bread and wine we can have a wine.

Rodney, I don't want to, like, overplay my hand near the church dome. Church dome, Rodney. You ever thought about that, Rodney? Something on your knees is a church. Play to God, but. but blow me. Yeah.

And I'll, you know, I'll get you're out. Yeah, and I'll eat you out where you sit on the lectern or what of the, what have you called them kneeling chairs? Yeah. Pughes! No, yeah. I'm not to pews with just the seats. Yeah, that's what he's talking about. Is that what you talking about?

Oh, is it like a separate other thing? No. Well, you didn't pay attention. No, he called him a lectern originally, which is a different thing entirely. There is one, though. Yeah. Yeah. Is that what he meant?

Is there a tabernacle or a tucker box or something? Tabernacle something? Tabernacle something. Isn't tabernacle the box that sits behind the altar that the Christ is in? Yeah. We can store things in that. I'll keep my johnnies in there. Yeah.

Oh, no. My Johnny's turned into the body of Christ. Oh, but my blessed frangis, though. I love the idea of not realizing there's a house. Ass attach, you're just fully living in the church portion. Sleeping on the floor. Pushing two views together. This is how all priests live, I think.

But it's the whole thing of like the weight, like the body of Christ into a, like a bowl adding milk. I'm the greatest priest alive. Hey, babe, look at this. Look at this. Holy milk. I can fucking do that. Dude, you can put the wafer and put wine in it. Oh, fuck, dude.

Jesus. Holy cereal. That's awesome. A tabernacle's a building. What? What are you doing it? What the fuck? Then what's the box?

I thought it was the box. Tent of the congregation is a tabernacle. Okay. It's like an early church. Learning about religion. What's that thing? There's too many words for stuff. Yeah.

Tabernacle. What the fuck? Yeah. That's not what I thought a tabernacle was. Yeah. But it's a word that I... No. Roman Catholic tabernacle is a fixed locked box. or cabinet near the altar.

Oh, we're right. Multiple cabinacles, dude. Yeah. Rodney's going to be so impressed. When I get out of these woods, I find my way back to the village. Rodney's going to be so impressed. And then you fall in a pit.

Yeah. Damn. Yeah, well, okay, my first thought, yeah. It was, I, I, so there's a role doll book, okay? And it's about people stealing the semen of famous people. Yeah, boy, I know, I've read it. And I was like, well, I'll do that.

Yeah. It's not boy, yes. I was joking. But you were like, yeah. He wasn't, no, I know he wasn't listening. He just assumed I said the right name. Yeah, because I don't remember the name. Wasn't this based, is this the one that was sort of semi-based on like a real-life, like, plot that he was involved in because he was.

involved in because he was a spy. Yeah, where they were stealing the semen of like famous intellectuals. So like Einstein is one of them. I forget. Stealing the hell. I don't. Breaking in.

I believe they gave them a powerful Aphrodisiac and then jerked them off. Like breaking it in, a powerful aphrodisiac, jerking them off. Yeah. Into a little specimen. And then selling the semen to women who you go, hey, you want Einstein's baby? Tell you what?

If you were Einstein, you were like, I'd be selling my condo. I'd be like, you don't need to stay. Time out. Yeah. Oh, well, look, I was about to be like, I'll do it for free. But you know what? Give me a tenor.

Yeah. Hey, I reckon I could give you 500 guesses to what this Ronald Dar book's called and you wouldn't get there. Is it something like a... Did you say Ronald Adolf? He did. He did. He did say Ronald Daugh. Yeah, he said, closet before too often.

What did I say? Clause it. Instead of closet. He said it twice. Closet. That is a way to say closet. I don't think anyone says closet. He says closet.

Closet. You say closet. I actually usually say wardrobe if you really want to know. That's true. It's a safe bet. Isn't it like a color, like purple something? No. I don't remember. Oh, wait. It's the name of the Aphrodisiac in the story.

No. I thought it was like, yeah, what is it? What is it? What do you think it's going to be called the Sudanese blister beetle? Okay, maybe not. It's called my Uncle Oswald. And it's about a character who has an Uncle Oswald who discovers the sexually invigorating properties of the Sudanese blister beetle, and he devises a plan

to steal the semen of great men and sell it to women to have children fathered by geniuses. I remember reading it a long time ago. I don't remember if I liked it or not. But anyway, I was like, maybe I'll do that. And then as you were doing yours, I was like, what's that going to do with the Jurassic Park technology? Really

at all? Nothing. And then I was like, well, I resurrect historical, because I was like, oh, resurrect historical figures to take their semen. Which I guess you could. Well, you You need to find mosquitoes that bit historical figures trapped in Amber. That's the problem. That's where it becomes tricky. So you could go and try and find a lot of mosquitoes who had been bitten, like, whatever,

chapter. I could dig up, say, Benjamin Franklin and take some of his bone marrow. That's true, actually. But then I was like, maybe a simpler solution in a different scheme is I go to people who've got loved ones that are deceased. And I go, I'll bring them back. I'm what you're cool some sort of like, you know, necrow wizard. Yeah, I'll be like the devil.

I'll bring your loved ones back from the dead. They won't be the same because they're clones and they will potentially get very sick. Yeah, they won't remember. But I will have spliced them with frog DNA. Unfortunately, we don't have a complete genome. They go, I don't think that's true, but I can't remember. So we've put frog DNA instead.

This one I put chicken is. Sorry, your husband's pregnant. And you'll never guess Who's weird? Abraham Lincoln's babies. That one was free. You can beg me later. Enjoy raising Albert I.

No, Abraham Lincoln Jr. Enjoy raising Albert Abraham's. Yeah, I went ahead and named the baby for you. Yeah. I'm just really clever like that. Forward thinking. Yeah, my initial plan, I sort of off started. And then I got kind of mixed in with my new plan.

So basically I'm going to steal the plans of Jurassic Park, and I'm going to use that to name future babies. I'm going to be the guy at the hospital where someone comes in and they go, I'm giving birth, and I go, your baby's name is Sean Lennon. Enjoy. And they go, who was that man? This is your work? Absolutely not.

Yeah, it's a volunteer job, but someone's going to name the babies. Yeah, it's a very simple business plan I resurrect the dead And then I name them With famous historical figures And then I named them Sort of the wrong name Like kind of the same

Yeah, this one's like he's pregnant With maybe Albert Einstein Maybe Lincoln, don't know yet But you know, I just got a big dank So yeah You all went in there And then I go, what? It's like filling up a jelly donut When I first started taking the semen

From historical figures I only had one job Okay So it's all Extendant, but it'll be somewhat famous. Unfortunately, it might be Larry the cable guy. I got a lot of guys. There's a lot of Larry the cable guy. I didn't have to go for it.

He was very enthusiastic. He was very, he was giving. Guess you just find out normal style when the baby gets old. When your frog husband gives birth normal style. He's got the frog DNA in him and they do the verge of birth thing. Your husband's doing it too. Yeah. And then when your kids, 25, you can be like,

You look kind of like this guy, but a bit frog. Yeah. Yeah. You're welcome. Or like I say, yeah, I'll resurrect your son. Yeah. But like, because I don't have the technology, I lost it, say. But I still have all of like the famous historical figures.

So I actually just clone the Einstein. Yeah, it's your son, Timothy. Here he is. He's obviously got to start as a baby. Yeah. And then when he goes up. I mean, I understand. He doesn't quite look like how your kid looked as a baby.

But that's a cloning process. That's part of the cloning process. It's not an exact science. Sorry, Mrs. Johnson, that's just how it worked. But I promise, this is Timothy and not anyone else. Especially not Albert Einstein. That would be preposterous to even suggest this. But if he invents anything, let me know.

Just let you know that anything you can't even if you're patented to me. Yeah, if you inventive, I have claim for that. Yeah, if you're just letting you know, ma'am. Especially if he invents, like, gravity, too. Yeah. If he comes up with a new theory. Theory of relativity, too. In fact, give me that baby.

Hang on a second. Sorry, this is the wrong one. He is, um, give me a second. Ronald Reagan. I mean, Timothy. The Gippa. This is Timothy. His old face on a baby.

This one came out wrong. You can have it. I mean, he came out with an old head. This is what Timothy would look like if he'd, never die. Yeah. Sorry about that, by the way. Real big.

I frankly wouldn't have let my kids die. Yeah, but you know, you do you. Yeah, yeah. Tough times call for tough measures and soft men of boiled hard. So did you want me to take out the genetic issues that caused him to do? Oh, you did? Oh. Let me go sort that out.

And then I closed the door. Instead, I just go look at my Einstein babies. And I go, what are you going to? When are you going to fucking invent something? Stop pogged up with a stick. Look, other stories out there you guys talk amongst yourselves. Theory of relativity.

Did that do anything for you? I moved the needle? No. Fuck these stupid babies. Adam Bum? So many babies are reading me out of house and home. Adam Bum! Adam Bum!

No, nothing. Adam Bum! Chain reaction to destroy the world? Yeah? Oppenheimer, remember him? I guess you are all too. Too! They've been growing quick

I fixed your baby It's got none of the whatever's or something Yeah It's just the same old Ronald Reagan baby I give him back Yeah I injected him with a long needle So he should be good Yeah

Anyway lady I'm a busy man Okay so I gotta get back in there Start cloning and impregnating more guys Sorry the chimp guy Whatever What? They're all crooks to me

Okay You don't get to become the president without being a real big piece of shit. Why are you talking about the president? I'm just thinking. Just saying stuff. I'm just thinking. I'm not, don't normally talk to my clients. It's like we've kept me fucking, what is this? What is this? Fucking 1984? No thoughts? That might be arrested for thoughts? Thought police? Yeah. Enjoy your weird baby Reagan or whatever. He's got Reagan's old hat. Close the door mind.

Another day at the piss me off factory. I'm sick of this job. Where customers come in and piss me off. That one tried to steal my on son, baby. Yeah, exactly. Believe the And don't get me started on you, Wall of Einstein babies. Not a single invention today. I leave a piece of paper in there and a pen for you to write down your invention.

Someone stabs themselves in the foot. Then I got to call the doctor and trying to explain this fucking mess. You gave one of your screwdriver and you're sucking on it. What's that about? What's that invention, you sons of bitch? We already have a pacifier. You know what? I might declare bankruptcy.

Yeah. I'm sick of this. Yeah. I think it's the best use of it. to throw my babies out with the bathwater. I'm sick of this shit. I'm telling the government about what I've been doing. Yeah.

Yeah, like 40 Einstein. All babies. Yeah. All babies. That's true. None good. None good. Not to mention the presidents. Yeah. There's like a couple of Regans, couple of Nixons. There's a lot of families out there. A couple of Jimmy Carders. Yeah.

I would say about 40. There's Joe Biden. Yeah, you're wandering around somewhere. No, they've not invented anything. Do I have anything? on for the rest of the day? No, I'm just going to be here. Not going anywhere. No. It's going to maybe watch some TV later. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. I'll see you then. You just wait, Einstein. Babies are in big trouble. They're giving me 20 to 30. You're going. Who's going to look after you? Yeah. You're going to starve to dead, idiots. You're going in the system. Yeah.

Who's the stupid one now? Yeah. Good luck. Y'all. Then in prison, they tell me, Jackson. One of your Einstein babies is made. a great invention. Yeah, invented gravity, too. Damn it. Fuck!

That's why I'm on the ceiling now. Ah, that's Einstein baby 14? Damn. Fuck. He did seem like the smart one. Was it my influence that was a hindrance?

Yes. Heaps! Damn it. Putting all of these babies in a pen together was not conducive to... I thought their smartness would, you know, rob off on each other and make, like, really smart ones.

or like the smartest would like eat the other ones and then become the super smart baby. I was hoping to just get one big strong full Einstein. Yeah, one big full smart Einstein baby. But they didn't have their, you know, they didn't want to do that. They then they sent me in jail. Yeah. Damn.

Well, that's how we'd run, well, outrun businesses, I guess. Yeah. We stole shit from Jurassic Park. Exactly, I think each one of these once again. Oh. And we'd outlast Jurassic Park. Oh, yeah. We at least have customers.

Yeah, exactly. You know, maybe not forever, okay? But we would have them. Maybe one of us is exploiting the grief that loved ones fear when they lose someone close to them. And maybe some of us are exploiting the riches. Yeah. And rubbing shoulders with some of the worst human scum to ever exist. Yeah, yeah.

But I think in the end, we're just doing things out of the kindness of our own hearts. Exactly. You know, when we saw fossils of dinosaurs, we all like had a had a, had a, had a, had a, had a dream. Yeah. Like some sort of, an altruistic kind of thought. Yeah.

Like, you know, what would be really good if we could help the people. Exactly. To grieve and to move on and to hunt dinosaurs and eat strange and exotic meats. And I think that's really beautiful.

That's so beautiful. God. And to get sucked off in a church. It would be crazy. It would be crazy to get some church. It's so echoing. Yeah. Every little moan you let out,

we come back to your turn full. Damn, dude. acoustics on that. That would be fucking wild. And then imagine you're like... Could you hire somebody to like... To suck you off in the church?

No, to play the organ while you were getting sucked off by you know, Rodney your wife. Yeah, that would be really good. I would love to know what song that was going to be. Butanoo. Bapah.

Sucked off in a church. Oh, that's original. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. So not only my hired as organists, they're there. creating art. Did you hire Andrew Lloyd Webber?

Yeah, I did. I did. I love what you did with cats. Write me a song about getting sucked off. That's crazy because, like, a church makes you think of Phantom of the Opera. And that demo you've sent me definitely has a bit of it over there, but no cats. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So like, yeah, I'm going to pay you a lot of money. The Jal, like, a sock off. Yeah. Oh, dude. You play that. I'm going to get sucked off in the church. It's going to be a great time. Come really quick.

Yeah. Damn, I paid Andrew Leweber for the full hour, but... That was crazy. It took me about a minute. Yeah, I was just really excited about the situation unfolding. Probably a lot of people. I would say a lot of our listeners have been sucked off in churches. I think that wouldn't be surprising.

It would be a bit surprising. I don't think so. I think a lot of people are going to sucked off in church. Quote on quote of our listeners. Yeah, I think... What percentage would a lot be? I think even 1% would be impressive. That's not a lot.

You get sucked off in a church? I would say the amount of listeners we have if 1% of them are getting sucked off, I go that's a lot of people getting sent off to church. Yeah, hey, at Plumbing Pot on Instagram, let's know if that's what you've been getting up to. DM us, we don't see it. We have a social media team, but let them know.

Let them know if you've been sucked off in a church. They know what we're putting out there. Exactly. If you have no shame, the public facing comments. Yeah, exactly. You have a little shame. But you could get sucked off in a church. So they've got no shame.

Exactly. They might have shame. It might have been a surprise. I think a lot of people have had religious upbringings and have been a teenager. And I think when those two things come together, he's been sucked off in a church. I'm shocked you've not been sucked off in a church. Or you. You're both raised Catholic.

Was I? I think so. Okay. Yes. I'm 99% sure you were. I'm a lot less sure now. I get confused. Catholics's the, no, the little one?

I don't know what you mean by that. Okay, no, no, no. So, you're Christian. You were raised Christian. You went to a Catholic school. And if you were baptized in the cat, you were baptized? You were baptized? Are you fucking? No, he's Catholic. He's Catholic. I'm telling you now. The Catholic's the little one. I don't know what he means by that. That's a mystery. But he is Catholic one's the big umbrella.

And then there's a little one. Catholic's one big twos. I'm the Catholic. I'm under the, yeah, the one big twos. It's not Catholic and then Christian? No. No. It's Christian than Catholic. And you're Catholic. Christianity is also Judaism. No, I don't think that's true at all.

They're all Abrahamic religions. That's what I meant. Catholic both Christianity, Islam, and Judaism are all Abrahamic religions. Also, I believe Zoroanism is in there. No, I don't think Zionastrian is. I believe it's, I think it's part of the Abrahamic religion. It's at least was around it, it was contemporaneous. Oh yeah, because it goes back to Abraham.

All the fucking old Abraham Lincoln? Yeah, say, old Abraham. No, Abraham's son of... Ham? Is he the son of... No, hams later. Abraham is one of the sons of Adam? Adam and Eve, yeah, yeah, he's maybe the first guy.

He's like, he's the man. Yeah, he's the guy. They probably couldn't call it... Probably ideally you'd have been like it's Adamenevic or an Adamic religion. But Abraham is a bigger name in the Bible, yeah. Well, that's what I mean, it sounds, but he can't say it's what are the Adamic religion. Abraham's an awesome name. It's powerful.

He's also like... I knew an Abe once. Yeah. Did he go on an Odyssey? No, he was a piece of shit. See you next week. It's like sucked off next to a church.

It's probably more, more of like would have happened rather than in the church. Exactly, dude. It doesn't surprise me. You're around churches, you're getting horny, you're getting sucked off. You're raised religious.

You're getting sucked off in a church. I don't know if that's... It's hard to get sucked off in a church because you have to be in a church by yourself. That's rare. What does he mean? You're not self-sucking in a church. You need two people to get.

You need two people to... When I said alone, I meant you, like, the people involved in the sock off. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I get. I mean, you don't have to be, but it's not a movie theater. It's very bright in there. Hey, did you know that Plumbing the Deaths? Star is touring the UK this September, as in next month?

That's right, starting September 2nd and finishing September 11th, never forget. Plumming the Death Star is going to be performing live. It has been seven years since the three of us have set foot on your Godforsaken country. So come to see our Godforsaken shows. Go to Sanspancer Radio.com forward slash events. Plumbing the Death Star cannot buy tour. Go grab a ticket and get some freaking... That's right.

That's right. Cannot buy tour. Please. Come join us when we make fun. of our good friend for his slightest mistakes. It's APR. We've been recording since like... The biggest fuck we're alive.

What a dighead. Since punt radia. Forward slash and then a backslash, why not? E-bent. Our friend's an idiot.