Plumbing the Death Star - Is Having a Nightmare on Elm Street Even That Bad? (Revisited)

Episode Date: July 27, 2025

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Be there! Hey everyone and happy episode six hundred three Hey there! Hey everyone and happy episode 600 Whaaaaaa? And welcome to this week's episode of Blumming the Death Star a comedy pop culture podcast where we ask the important questions I'm Joel. I'm Jackson. And I'm also Joel. Remixing the intro. Yeah, it's stressing me out. No, dude, don't even be stressed. I like that we're remixing like this the titling of like these like 600 is it months the trilogy the trilogy Yeah, we don't know what on it's part eight part one. It's

603 this week. Yeah keeping the listeners on their toes. You want me on my toes you Oh, I'm on my toes. I'm Joel Didn't we do that? I know that I already said that we're a comedy pop-culture podcast and ask important questions, but then that's usually meant to lead into- Yeah, no, and then you said I'm Joel. That's why we did the I'm Joel also. I love the sort of crashing train that's blowing the death star. Us and the listeners holding on for dear life. I wish that they would just do the intro. They change the intro so that so that's more friendly and then they just forget it

And by they I mean Joel Dujer Yeah, yeah, yeah Which is me, I'm Joel And I'm Jackson And I'm also Joel And we are asking the important questions like I have to say it again I know, I know, I know

Is how is having a nightmare on Elm Street even that bad? So this is your pick. This is your pick for episode 600 month. Last time I was like hey it wouldn't even be that bad and then you both but pretty much actually before we even hit record. Yeah. So the episode starts hot because you're just like you're an idiot. Well alright sure dude. Yeah that was not. Classic coming of the death star I'm not listening and you're an idiot and also shut up Yeah, the vibe before we hit record was not the alright it was just like

Okay, you're the dumbest man. I know Listening to shut up. What are you saying? What's going on? Huh? Listening where I made the bold claim Yeah for an episode pitch. So this is again, you haven't even heard this part yet because it wasn't in the episode. This is behind the scenes stuff, dude. I was like, hey, I've been watching Nightmare on Elm Street or maybe I've been thinking about Nightmare on Elm Street. Honestly, hard to say.

I have seen Nightmare on Elm Street. At some point, is it before or after that episode, who can say? Yeah, like, probably the Death Star topic could come out of two things. One, desperation. Okay, three things. One, desperation. Two, I just watched a movie. And three, I've been thinking about this movie. You know, I've been thinking about Nightmare on Elm Street. Three is also, there's like a subcategory.

It's like, I've been thinking about this movie, so I did a of reason like I said I googled it and I googled the plot of it Yeah, or I've been thinking about that time. I watched that movie Or another alternative I've been thinking about that movie and I've got it wrong I don't remember the movie, but I've got a question out of the version of the movie. I'm thinking about Jackson Bailey special, I want to say. It doesn't appear like I had just watched the movie based on my letterbox, so I'm gonna guess I remembered. Yeah.

But even then, I would like, so this episode, the one you're currently hearing, but the one I've rebutted, it's mostly based on Night Row on Elm Street 3, a movie I definitely haven't seen in the last 15 yeah, yeah where their kids they become dream warriors Yeah, and I said being a dream warrior as depicted in dream warriors Yeah, one doesn't seem that hard to makes Freddy look like a fuckwit

And then I think we said why and then I think you just crumbled Yeah, I just dream good the Joel Dutcher response well, I've had time to think about We recorded this in 2020 10 years ago Yeah, how we defeat okay, It's a simple mix between anxiety Okay and substance abuse Because they go hand in hand Remember correctly yeah, it's like yeah, you just fall asleep and die like you don't get to choose your dreams And I was like, yeah, I know but like you're aware and you're like, I don't care. Shut up. I'm not listening

Yeah, because again, I believe it's a Johnny Depp's character. He's like, I'll try and stay awake Yeah, then he lies on bed and turns on TV and then he falls asleep Just like oh what's infomercials gone? And immediately falls asleep. Moron guy. Turns out just like, oh, what's infomercials got? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Never seen Nightmare on Elm Street. Nope. Have you seen Nightmare on Elm Street 2? Nope. That's the gay one. Maybe I should say. Yeah, everyone was like this one sucks and then someone a genius out there was like actually This is about homosexuality and everyone was like it's a good movie now. Is that the one? But I can't remember what the link is. I just know that they were like this is queer culture or something. Okay. I said awesome Which one is the one with Johnny Depp wears a little crop top slutty cropped?

dies Where you weren't listening Got that in my back pocket when I'm getting yelled at. Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh Halloween three Season of the witch they skipped you haven't seen two. Yeah. Well, that's fair. I mean have you seen that? So out of all of like those 80s horror movie franchise, yeah continued to the now Yeah, you've only seen I've seen Halloween Halloween three season of the witch Rob zombies. Those are the bliss. So you have it.

Okay. How did things like wherever the age where it's really hard to have avoided Freddie verse Jason. Yeah. I feel like that that was just at every party I went to, even if there was like, I'll go to a club and Projected on the street the crowd everywhere I think that I had a chance to see it in high school But I was a coward and I was like, I'm just gonna go outside and see what's happening out there Jack off in the woods. Well that was I wanted to seem cool. Yeah, that was

famous jerk off spot. Yes public. Yeah. Well in the woods isn't public the woods It's public property. It was probably a national park national park. It's national property. Yeah, that is true Is that true? Yeah, well, it depends on the woods Yeah, if you jerk off in a park in the suburbs, if you jerk off in a park in the suburbs Crime if you jerk off in a park in the bush, that's the bush not a crime Was it a buck if it's in the no, it's just the bush. Hey is a crime You're just saying it's not cuz you've done it You are just getting ahead of anyone sitting at home being like hang on a second. I think that's a sex crime

I don't think he should have done that What if you're deep enough in the woods? It's not a sex crime How deep in the woods were you? Pretty fucking deep. I've been to where you used to live. Yeah, and it's yeah, it's the bush or whatever But the houses are in the bush. Yeah, not where I was going dude. I was in like a creek There's a creek attached to your property. Not that creek a different creek. Well, okay. What about you? It's a it's a campsite Yeah, you're the only one there And it's like in your tent. That's fine. Why the tent is fine, right?

Yeah light is on you Like an Austin Okay, now it's no one else is around does have I will say out of everything and sex just in general consensual sex yeah those two things weird guidelines of where it's okay and where it's not and what's taboo and what's a crime? It's true, it's true. Cause again, fucking in a tent. Yeah. Are you okay?

I mean no one's like you should go to jail for that. Yeah. But depending on where the tent is and the lighting situation. It's true. If you've got your flashing strobe light for emergencies, flashing in your tent looks like you're having a horny rave in there. Yeah. Everyone else can see it's a crime.

I think I, yeah. But is it a crime or a crime? It's not a crime, maybeny rave in there. Yeah, everyone else can see it's a crime Maybe it's a faux pas. Yeah, cuz it's your bedroom fine Jackie off in the lounge room I mean In the kitchen Your kitchen a strange level of crime I think I've just realized so sex yeah, I'm Jacking off and not crimes unless there is a witness that doesn't want to witness it Yeah, I guess I witnessed a crime yeah Yeah, police were up witnessed a crime. Yeah

Police were up your ass not up your ass because you did the crime what I what are you talking about? Wait, you sir. I'm a jacket off. I did see that. Yes, sir. I'm a jacket off in the woods. Yeah, it wasn't really the woods It was I was deep in the woods Yeah, but because that was definitely a crime, and then you know I was like I should Someone should do something that I guess I'll will be the Crime which was like at a nudist base there was a couple banging in a tent But they had the tent flap all the way and it was in broad daylight. Yeah, yeah, that's good You can't even cut jack off at a nudist be no

Yeah, that's kind of you can't jack off at a nudist be no Far in a crime yeah, that's like you kids the whole like nude nudists that's The whole thing with that is it's inherently non-sexual naked the naked body is not inherently sexual. It's just hot Yeah, she's just Makes me really fucking horny If you're in a nudist sort of society before you stopped getting bonus? Do you think I mean I could go to a nudist society now and not get a boner because it's a frame of mind that I'm Not a pervert. Yeah, not me. Yeah

Yeah, I guess I'm good I am age yeah, well of course no I just legitimately think it's like you're acting if you were like if you were like, yeah You like pre like, you know, I was like, you know, oh, sorry I think when age is a factor is in like us like us now. Yeah, but if I went to a nudist beach for Eight hours today. Yeah, I would get zero bone. Yeah, that's fine I'm talking like if you were saying, you know, if you're like 18 18 yeah, like you know be like, 16, 18, like, you know, be like, I am constantly hot. Yeah. I thought when you were saying ages of factors

and you were like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like when you're like 50 because it's harder anyway. Yes, yes, yes. I was like, no, once you're like a fully formed adult. Yeah, more control over it. You don't just be like- When horny becomes an actual frame of mind rather than, I don't know, I was just sitting there

thinking about absolutely nothing and now I have a raging yeah yeah I was aware of fabric touching my penis I remembered I have balls I thought of a human woman yeah yeah absolutely yeah yeah what were we saying? Dream world no nightmare. No, Freddie. We're talking about the movies. I'd seen yeah, how we got I can guarantee we didn't have this conversation Okay, so substance abuse and anxiety, okay anxiety, okay, so Yeah, basically the key to defeating Freddy is the fact that Freddy Like his power is to possess your dreams or whatever

Yeah, but in a dream you do have the same powers as Freddy because in dreams you can do anything Yeah, okay. The problem is you need to be in the dream long enough to realize I am dreaming. Yes Freddy is like Freddy can get me. Yeah, okay, because I think that I didn't really establish that last time Yeah, I was like, yeah, just go to sleep and kill Freddie. Yeah Freddie Krueger He is the titular nightmare Canada bunch of parents had a He then they're like we did it we did a good thing yeah, and then Freddie's damn it. How can I keep doing pedophilia if I'm dead? Oh, I know. Oh no. They don't

say unfinished business has to be good. So, uh, yeah. So, so he's like, I'm going to go and, uh, add to these, the, the children of the parents, uh, dreams, uh, and then I'm going to haunt them and kill them because if you die in dream you die in real life Yeah, he lost his pedophilic tendencies when he died Like well, I'm less horny and more Because he was a child killer originally Cuz I think the remake also adds like a maybe he was not a pedophile Yes, yeah, like they killed him for being a pedophile, but he wasn't a pedophile

Was it like he's a child murderer and then there was just allegations. He was also a child. I Cannot remember but I have seen it unlike Jackson who famously has seen three movies Halloween movies. Yeah, so then he goes into dreams kills kids kids And then he's like job well done. Yeah, tickety-boo How do they stop him in like it do we know how to remember how he how he gets stopped in most of the films? Uh, I what does he get stopped he gets killed like he gets killed a lot. Yeah in dream worries They just kill him. I'm pretty sure yeah,, okay I was wrong about him being innocent, but yeah the

2010 remake has him Torturing and sexually abusing the Protagonist of the movie, but when the children and they don't remember like it's only like ten years of past. That's crazy Yeah, that's a weird thing to have done. It's a bizarre addition. Yeah. In Freddy's dead, the final nightmare, Freddy is stabbed with his own bladed glove by his daughter. Okay.

And then blown up by the pipe bomb. Whoa, awesome. Explosion completely destroys and releases the dream demons, giving him his power. Okay, there's demons now. Dream demons. All right, okay, your job got harder The dream demons the demon stuff happens in the

Dream demons have the 50 years of research 50 years of research. Yeah, he's had all century to figure it out. Didn't factor in the dream demons, genius. No, I didn't. No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, you did? No, so I think the dream demons- Shut up.

I wasn't listening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also go down. I'm fairly sure the dream demons are a thing in the first movie, which means that when he is killed, then yeah. That still counts. So basically the task that I had in mind the demons like they're there an aspect

I forgot about but they don't the way they get or play. Yeah. Yeah Let me figure out how we fucking dies Discovering maybe we discovered the blast time hard to say So Freddy was allowed to live on in dreams after he was killed in that boiler room By three dream demons who traveled the world searching for the most evil soul cool That's great gig right so in in nightmare in elm stream. He supposedly killed when Nancy Turns her back on him draining his energy and making disappear. She's got to ignore it That's right in the first night we're on Elm Street. He has pretty much like Pennywise

Stuff going on where he's just like look at the lights it to know like is in you know I like that lights the turtle you know the part in it where they're just like oh if we just simply have a Child or Gia then believe in ourselves Yes, yeah, yeah, so now imagine that without the Stephen King cocaine fueled I mean, I think Freddie would have been like, why are you cutting the best bit of hair? What the hell? So it's kind of like in The Simpsons, like one of their, like, you know, just don't look, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, because groundskeeper Will, that is Nightmare on Elm Street. You've seen Simpsons, so you know Nightmare on Elm Street. I remember this, yeah, dude. Just don't look, just don't look. They don't want Millhouse having two spaghetti dinners. That one I can't remember.

So it's whether the way that grants creep creeper Willie Is that he accidentally sets himself on fire Yeah And then he runs into the parents during a PTA meeting on fire and he's on fire and he's like help and they're like give Us a fucking second grants keeper Willie. We're having a conversation We've got problems and he sits down and he sits down on fire Kirk Van Houten says I don't like that I want to know the lunch orders beforehand because I don't like knowing that Millhouse is getting to spaghetti dinners He's eating two spaghetti. Yeah, that makes sense because two spaghetti But anyway great line yeah funny thing to be concerned about yeah fair enough

Yeah, so I guess okay, so it's like yeah, just to turn it back on him But then that somehow she like Nancy's pulled into into a dream world. Yeah, then she escapes in the third installment So on the second one Freddy's revenge Freddy is supposedly killed when Lisa he's able to reach I wasn't listening. I was thinking about saying Bart's name Possessing a guy what the fuck you to due to the love between the two teenagers Freddy is unable to continue possessing Jesse and burns to death. Okay, he's possessing your friend You're gonna love you gotta love him so hard Freddy goes away. So the first two movies do end with them being like we defeated Freddy and then Freddy was like think again bitch and then killing them all trapping them in a nightmare realm okay yeah he keeps he possesses a dog then does someone love the dog hot enough that Freddy goes?

The love thing is like kind of like a trick. I guess like it never actually works. Yeah I love the summaries. Yeah, like doesn't really answer things just kind of raises further questions. So he possesses Roland's dog. Yeah Jason and makes him go to the dream version of his burial site and dig him up Watch these goddamn movies. Yeah, fourth one. Alice Johnson holds a mirror shard in front of him Reflecting his evil back at him and causing the souls of all the victims He's collected to tear him apart. So he's collecting souls and all you needed was one mirror new information. So tear him apart so he's collecting souls and all you needed was one mirror new information so so yeah wait i got sorry can i just i start to keep interrupting yeah that's okay the next sentence is usually like i've some reason i got i keep getting tricked yeah the next sentence is even more insane uh uh uh so he returns to the sequel by using the dreams of Alice's unborn son, Jacob Johnson, to enter

the dreams of Alice and her friends. What? What? That's different. So he goes in a baby... He goes into a... Yeah, okay. He goes into the fetal dreams.

Yeah. And then from that dream could go into the mom dream? He turns into the dreams of Alice and her friends. So I guess all our friends our dreams are related because if we're friends we are maybe sometimes we dreamed the same thing Yeah, you gotta that is a key to being a good dream warriors to have One is turned into an infant it keeps happening he becomes a baby comes an infant okay To an infant, it keeps happening! He becomes a baby? He becomes an infant?

Okay, I- And then absorbed! He go- he get born? Okay, you gotta understand, here is a list of Nightmare on Elm Street movies I've seen. Yeah. Nightmare on Elm Street. Nightmare on Elm Street 2... The new Nightmare?

No, but I have seen that, and no that's not 4. New Nightmare is... 5? Just called- no, it's just called Wes Craven's New Nightmare So we got number on Elm street, number on Elm street to the one that I said, Freddy's revenge. I can't remember what they are though, but I know that they're in there. Then I've seen the third one dream warrior. Then I've seen the 2010 remake where he's a rapist. Okay. Interesting. Yeah. There's like four, which is dream master. And there's five, which is the master. I haven't seen yeah, and there's five which is the dream child haven't seen

This is yeah, Freddy's turns an infant by Jacob John I've seen you know, I think the unborn baby that okay had that's for a little bit meant to go to the dreams and Then then he's absorbed by his mother Amanda Krueger and then he's last seen trying to claw his way out of her womb. So wait the baby is Freddy's to claw his way out of her womb. So wait, the baby- And then there's Freddy's Dead, the final nightmare. The baby Freddy, whose dreams Freddy goes in, makes Freddy a baby?

And then Freddy go back in- As an embalmer by his mother, Amanda. Okay. Yeah. And then Freddy's dead, the final nightmare. Then he's stabbed by his own blade, by his daughter. Yeah. Sure. Why not, dude? And then he's blown up with the pipe bomb and that the completely destroys Freddie and releases the dream demons giving him his power Okay, the Freddie actually dies in the real world at this point. He's able

He's able to come back from how and of course Freddie v. Jason. Yeah. Yeah, I'm in fading Jason to killing residents Springwood by giving him enough fear and thus power to return But then he stabbed by Jason. Yeah Again, we don't blades. That's very funny. That's how you get him, dude, and he's decapitated By Laurie. Yeah, Jason's machete Okay at the end of the film Jason shown carrying for his head out of Crystal Lake and head looks at the audience and winks So he's alive. He's still alive, but just a head. Yeah, but I did not just a head except that he's in dreams.

So when I do heaps damage, yeah, in dreams, you don't have to just ahead. Les Craven's new nightmare. Freddie is the movie character who become real. Yeah, which is funny because it sounds like that's goofy, but this movie is actually significantly less goofy than the Nightmare on Elm Street Okay, so you gotta, you gotta get your work cut out for you dude Okay, a lot of stuff going on. Yeah, a lot of dream demons and a lot of

It's awesome because it turns out that like most of the ways to go You're like you gotta fight him in your dream, but then it turns out no you just need to put in the third one You just gotta put his bones to rest. Yeah Okay, it's like a multi-pronged approach. Yeah, you gotta like ignore him, but also kill him, but also in your dreams, but also- Stab him with his own knife, and bury his bones. A mirror.

Check your dogs in case they do. Yeah, check my baby. Yeah, yeah. I guess like one option would be- Hi, baby, you gotta tell me if you're Freddy. Are you Freddy? Are you Freddy, baby? You live like, almost like a Buddhist life of like no possessions and try to be like,

I don't want like, also like no animal, I know dogs, I don't want to have like... Unfortunately, you do need sleep. Yeah. Yeah, like, but med, you could meditate heaps. What? Yeah, you get close. Okay. I was thinking there's a disease you can get.

Oh, the insomnia stuff? Yeah, that makes you so, I mean, you will die. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a guarantee, but Friday will never get you. Yeah, there's that guy on YouTube. He sucks off your souls, which is good. Yeah, so you avoid that. There's a guy on YouTube. Yeah, the guy on YouTube that was just like, hey, I can't sleep anymore, I don't know what's going on, and then he just slowly gets sicker and sicker and dies.

Yeah, that's a sick- yeah, it's insomnia. I't know what does it but you get you just stop sleeping and then die So I guess the cure is worse than the illness. I he stabbed by Freddy I mean the both ended dead. Well, I guess with insomnia you you keep your soul Yeah, Freddy's like I'm gonna get you and you go into a tough shit, dude I'm gonna live a horrible six years or whatever Six years? It's probably less than six years It's probably significantly less than six years, but I don't know how much less it might I don't know but I hear it's terrible Okay, but that's just one way around it. You know let's go back to the top of the episode

Almost half an hour ago. JD says Anxiety and substance abuse. Yeah, so what's your plan? Sir the trick because again, yeah, I agree with you. I can't simply be like full asleep one night Yeah, and then be like whatever I had a dream and I killed Freddie. Yeah. Yeah, nice bottom being bottom. Boom. Yeah, how you doing? How you doing? Sir I guess like the way to take on Freddy. Yeah prob Look in all of these movies There is unfortunately one person that one or two people that die before they know what's happening. Okay. Yeah, so Obviously you can't just have to assume that I am NOT those people because otherwise

Best of luck to me I'm gonna wake up dead. It's like how do you avoid? I don't know like a bit of space debris falling on your head exactly you can't you come That's just pure luck, but if you watch as being dammit are squished by space Yeah, you could be like hang in a second. I should start running So yeah go to a stream that I'm not in the first two again these episodes don't work It's like fucking I don't know. Yeah, how would I kill Superman? Yeah, or something or like I'm the guy that Superman kills when we find out who's gone evil

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Now, anxiety dreams. They often happen when you're overthinking stuff or like when you've got a lot on your mind and you will dream about the things that are bothering you. Yeah. Yeah So I need to make sure I'm it peak Anxious stressed which I reckon won't be that hard one to two of my friends have been killed by a dream Yeah, then to make things worse Substance abuse one don't need sleep anymore people often will abuse substances and maybe not sleep for a weekend Yeah, yeah, let's see how far I can push it If I get I'll be like I'll be showing the zone thinking about Freddie

Yeah, when I do fall asleep one, I will not be asleep long Yeah, so it'll be like micro-sleeps, which in the movie do still can still kill you. But a lot of the time what happens is a micro-sleep. You'll be like, whoa, I was was I asleep? And then you look down, you have a big gap. Yeah, I see, I see, I see. Not bad. Just like the micro-sleep because they use like time dilation can happen in your micro sleeping.

But in my dream realm, it's like, oh, no, I was fighting for 10 years. 10 years. Oh, no. I was fighting for 10 years I'm really hoping that this is a micro sleep and plumbing the Death Star I'm at my first day of university. I like to think you'll wake up and you're just driving a forklift You look behind you this is a trail of other people you've run over I wish that I this part is the dream Because that's really embarrassing until I found out that I am in Everyone like watching horror

In a world where podcasts don't exist I love that I mean like it's so funny to pick murders though. You're like, I don't remember, but I reckon I wanted to kill this man. I think I did this on purpose. It's so funny also to imagine that as a kind of some kind of, you know, like it's a wonderful life. Yeah. When they're like, Hey, podcasting doesn't seem so bad now. If the alternative is running over 10 people in your forklift. No podcasting seems real boring. I think there's a, some space between these two things, right? Like The sound effect of the sound is really bad. The sound effect of the sound is really bad. The sound effect of the sound is really bad. The sound effect of the sound is really bad. The sound effect of the sound is really bad. The sound effect of the sound is really bad.

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I don't know why, why do I feel like this? I'm so happy seeing their squished corpse I'm elected With a forklift, dude, that's crazy That's awesome I'm trying not to smile but I can't not smile I'm getting the giggles, I'm so happy about it but I can't not smile. I'm getting the giggles They asked me to have my files on a desk by Monday whenever I lost my

What's going on where I wasn't particularly funny, but people kept saying they love my podcast What I know not everyone saw It's good to imagine that's you on trial yeah We say my like, you know my my psych my my subconscious yeah, it kept me honest so I could possibly have murdered those. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm doing it again. Could the defendant please refrain from mentioning his imaginary podcast? Say chest. It's just really funny because my podcast co-hosts who I found out are not real. They used to just say, what were you saying?

Shut up. You're wrong. Once again, could you just trick it from the record? The defendant can please stop mentioning their imaginary podcast. It's like the death star, like star Wars, you know, but it wasn't about star war. Wait, but that led to a lot of confusion. It was good at first cause it got a success. Yeah. But then it was bad in the long run. Cause it was really hard to get people to listen

to it. Cause you got to understand the judge. The star Wars was really hard to get people to listen to it because you gotta understand the judge. Star Wars was really popular and not that divisive, but then it became less popular, but really divisive. And we had this podcast and your honor, it was not Star Wars. In fact, Star Wars listeners hated it because we couldn't remember the name of Boba Fett. Yeah, please. For the love love of God mention the ten people you killed

Ten people? That reminds me of the Weasleys That was another problem we had early on in the podcast We forgot Bill! Oh whatever Anyway, could you please show that great footage of those ten guys I can't get to? Oh that's awesome Look at me, I'm so asleep! Could you please show that great footage of those ten guys? Look at me, I'm so asleep! But I go, what a smile on my face. Yeah, I think he's guilty.

I think the chair! My lawyer is like, he's clearly mentally unfit for trial, but I really don't like his vibe, so I'm switching sides. We should give him the chair. The lawyer gives you a thumbs up. You give him a thumbs up. Awesome, dude. Yeah, send me back to my podcast room. On the chair as you're electrocuted, you're just back here. Dusha, where'd you go? Yeah, nowhere.

Nowhere good. Don't worry about it. Yeah. It's fine. What's for lunch? I think a hot dog. It's fine. What's for lunch? This is a good world except the only bad thing is 10 people aren't dead. It's a perfect world for no matter where I am.

My embarrassing podcast and ten people are still alive What a shame what a shame one day. I'll find a happy medium Someone smell burning Yeah Wait, you can smell that It's all crumbling down man, yeah, I guess sleep and dying are different after all Okay, so you're having micro sleeps because you're so anxious mm-hmm no well the micro sleeps are less the anxiety So yeah, my plan would basically be to make sure that I am anxious enough then like my dreams will be affected by Freddie Yeah, but the substance abuse and stuff like that one. I mean

I'm capable of anything Yeah, I and it all be keeping Freddie guessing in my dreams, but mostly the substance abuse is just to prolong the sleep Yes, yeah, yeah for as long as possible and also it will build the anxiety Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah for as long as possible and also it will build the anxiety Yeah, and I know that having bad vibe sleeps will pretty much summon Freddie But I think if I'm just really locked on to the fact you like Because the anxiety will come less from like being like I don't want to get killed Yeah ready to be like if I fall asleep too early. I'm fucked. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay So are they your other friends are falling asleep having?

Natural like sleep cycles. They're dying. Yeah, you're like, okay, so are they are your other friends are falling asleep having Natural like sleep cycles they're dying. Yeah, you're like okay a few more bumps for me. Yeah, all right So okay you you're on this like you're fully you're at full anxious. Yeah This will be good because you have a micro sleep, so you catch some glimpses. Yeah, he's about to cut you your wake up Yeah, you're not cut you like a little maybe little scratches. Okay, like okay All right time the dream of guns How do you ensure I guess like I think No, you can dream of guns substance abuse. This is dangerous because you may hurt real people but substance abuse Anxiety and you spend heaps of time at the gun range enough time at the gun range that you get the Tetris effect

Or video games. Yeah Games could work too. So when you fall asleep, oh wait, all you're dreaming about is firing guns Why don't you just play eight heaps of Tetris? squish him with block Tetris effect Friday In fact, Freddie, yeah. It's our hero having it as well. Yeah. But also you kind of don't want to give him a pun.

I think that's a real risk with Freddie. Yeah, give me a Tetris pun. Dead-trus? I'll be standing there and the block will crack over my head and not hurt me. I'll be like, that pun sucks so much that I'm immortal now. Yeah. Dentrus, Freddie?

I was under the pun. If you weren't a child killer, this would be the worst thing you've ever done. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dentress, Freddie? Yeah. Dentress. I was under the pot. If you weren't a child killer, this would be the worst thing you've ever done. But I will admit killing children's worse than saying dentress. Yeah. Thanks for that.

Yeah. I'm not gonna kill you. I'll just go. Enjoy your dream. I'll be like, hey Freddie, you should try adding me on Facebook. I'm just kidding your block That's about a pun. That's a better pun not perfect I'm like as I'm swinging the block to hit him. I'm like

So bad my bad joke was Fine I did the job Tetris effect is a good call Yeah Because you that's all your brains get you because I think the trick is you're gonna get a force to fight Freddy in your dreams It's not necessarily just and whilst this is embarrassing to admit. I have given myself the Tetris effect with fortnight before yeah guns can work Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jake Sully could be by my side. Oh, dude.

Watching Jake Sully kill. That's who I made in Fortnite, if anyone was wondering. That makes sense. That checks out. Jake Sully or Kong. Sometimes Hank Hill, although he's new to the rotation. Yeah, yeah. See, I see Jack was more Hank Hill code.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Kong and... Yeah, Kong yeah Kong I mean King Kong that's you know that's you know Jake Sully and sometimes Leatherface because yeah it's funny he's in for yeah yeah yeah the fourth would be if they got like you know Sully the the captain yeah you would play him out of spite yeah I, I'd make him jump off cliffs.

I don't respect you, Sully Sullenberger. Yeah. Stupid name too. Well, his name is what? Surely, surely that's a nickname, right? Sully is the nickname. I assumed Jack did it. What's his first name? Well, it's not Sully. Solomon? That's also stupid.

Actually, his Wikipedia name is labeled as Sully. it's that stupid thing where Sully is a nickname. Yeah Mm-hmm, but it's Chesley Sullen burger is his name Chesley Chesley Burnett Chesley Burnett Sullen burger the food I was gonna say is he a prince? Yeah, I was gonna say is there some numbers after this this makes Jesus Christ Dude, that's well applicable. Wow Lord's like yeah, man. That's like such an old money name. Yeah permanent

representative, yeah of the United States to the International Civil Aviation Organization now when you hear permanent representative, how long do you think he was in office for? Like when did he start like 90 like what did he start say 2022 obviously you're still there. Yeah, it's permanent. He would have to stay in office February 3rd 2022 his last day in office turns out it wasn't permanent July 1st, 2022 Why he was succeeded by Brent Christiansen, what did he do Brent Christiansen much better name That's an Amy can say you watch to do Brent his case Brent has that's a square face Brent a trustworthy name. All he did was go to university. Oh good for him good for Brent Yeah, education. Yeah, dude, but it's good. Oh, he's Sullenberg. Yeah

Chesley Brent Bailey Brent is a mid Brent do show Unfortunately, mmm Brent Bailey though, come on You buy real estate from a guy named Brent Bailey. Yeah, he's very successful Brent Bailey. I might vote for him for like a local government. Yeah, you could never be a Brent though. No, I don't. I'm not a Brent. Why was he only in office for 10 seconds? Why? I don't know, dude.

Did Joe Biden hate him? Wait a second. All this guy did was land in a river Upside down? No No, no, no that's in the great movie Airplane Not Airplane Don't call me Shirley And don't call me Sully

Yeah Well I was thinking I am serious and don't call me Sully What do I think about this awesome dude? How's that for a joke? Well, I was thinking I am serious and don't call me silly For a joke Freddy's there being like I think he's making him more Combining I don't know what's happening So many drugs let's hang on having heaps of friends with ADHD Whilst I do not have ADHD yeah against all odds. Yeah, I got a different thing. Don't worry about it Yeah, and it's not the other thing that people think they have either. Yeah, I'm mysterious

Exactly. You can't have two things. I don't have two things Yeah, one't have two things. I don't have two things. I got one thing. My one thing is two things. You can't have three things. You can't have three things. That'd be insane. Name three things. You just can't. Broken legs, broken arm, broken neck. No one's ever had that. That's just kind of happens. That's just one thing. Broken bones. See? Easy. Well, I was thinking could you do this? Yeah, so Pharmaceuticals to keep me awake. Yeah, so I don't even need to worry about like the kiss I know like hey

The drugs that you would go to in a typical situation of substance abuse. staying up for ages, they're expensive. But over the counter, not over the counter, behind the counter, but pharmaceuticals that are relatively easy for me to procure and cheap will work for me because I don't have that thing. I've got another thing, but it's not the other thing you probably think I've got. It's fine. You can't have multiple things. My one thing is two things. Exactly fine. You can't have multiple things. Yeah. I want- my one thing is two things. Exactly.

But you can't have three things. No, that's insane. You can't even have three things. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I know you're gonna want to tell me what you think I have, but I know what I have, and it's one thing that's two things. Maybe three things.

I don't have three things. Do you think there's anyone out there with four things? Four things you could do. You just gotta have three. Three's a sin. Three's fucked up. It's- yeah. Four- four things? Four things you could do. You just gotta have three. Three's a sin. Three's fucked up. It's like, four? Magic number?

No. No, no. Four things? Five things? I think he had diminishing returns, really. Yeah. When you got 10 things, Yeah, okay. Like, what are you doing?

Well, 10 things is probably- What, do you live in a bubble? You a bubble boy? 10 things? The bubble boy had 10 things. I think he took the bubble boys, he had no things. That's the trick of the bubble boy. Well he had one thing. Bad mom? Yeah, bad mom who put him in a bubble.

That's one very bad thing. You never want to be put in a bubble. That's like, that's like... Hey, you've got a boy. Have you considered making him a bubble boy? I have no concern about it. Johnny Bubble? You know, it's a great way to keep him out of trouble. Keep him out of trouble, put him out of trouble put him in the bubble

Maybe I should sell bubbles to families bubble boy does famously open with him getting scared of his own boner and hitting it with a Bat yes, that's yeah, that's nothing to do with the bubble. Yeah No idea I'm like is that bad parenting No idea. I'm like is that bad parenting That he has a bad parent at least yeah, she puts him in a bubble how old is he when he hits his boat? That's a really good pretty old. I think he's played by an adult So I think he's meant to be like 18 minimum that reminds me. I saw an ad for dear Evan Hansen It's like it's on at the theater. Oh

We gotta go see it. We're gonna do an episode from from the movies. Yeah Play oh Stage about it did even better. Oh, that's awesome. Oh, well boy came on to controversy for making light of severe combined Immuno deficiency. Yeah People because David Vedder another child lived in a bubble and died Like that was based on them like the munchausen one wasn't it or was it this this one was based on I don't know if it Was always that there's the bubble boy movie and there's the episode of Seinfeld that has a bubble boy

So clearly in the 90s they were all boys were a whole the bubble boy that everyone was like shouldn't be laughing because that bubble boy died Yeah, that bubble boy died in 1984 1984 you don't even talk about bubble boy then in the 2000s you had balloon boy. Yes Boy, but in the 2000s you had balloon boy. Yes Boy, but in the air How across balloon boy are we pretty across pretty across to the point where it's like there is actual evidence where maybe it was Like not as bad as like it wasn't as Yeah, the balloon dad innocent basically. Yeah. Is this another Lindy Lindy Lindsey?

No basically. Yeah. Is this another Lindy? Lindy? Lindsay? No. What the fuck is her first name? Lin-Manuel Moreno. No, I wish him nothing but the worst. Yeah. Uh, the Chamberlain. Oh, right, right, right, right, right. Lindsay? Is it Lindsay? Lindsay Chamberlain? No, that's not right. No. Someone Chamberlain. Wilt Chamberlain? No, that's not right. Different guy. Awesome guy. Yeah, Dingo got my baby. Yeah.

God. Yeah, I know who you mean. The baby is Azari, or that I'm sure of. Where it's like everybody, the media took it and yeah, yeah, yeah. Took it and ran with it being like- Lindy. Lindy Chamberlain. Yeah, she killed her baby because of like this one bit of like sub, like-

That was just like, D dingos don't eat babies Yeah, dingos don't get babies and there was maybe like I was at blood on the in the in the car or something I like like a very minuscule where it could have been a very simply. Yeah, I see they did it Where it's like no, no, no, they then found evidence later on Yeah, I had the bones of when the dingo like Dan or whatever. Why would it didn't go naughty to baby? Yeah, it's like it's a wild animal. I mean, I when the dingo like Dan or whatever. Why would a dingo not eat a baby? Like it's like, it's a wild animal. I mean, this isn't like a dingo exactly, but I know there's been a case of like say a coyote,

like killed an adult woman. Yeah. And again, like coyotes are seen as well, they're small, they're harmless, whatever. Now a dingo is I think bigger than a coyote. Yeah, dingo is like the size of like a pretty large dog And our baby is little yeah, and they were dog meat baby meat What are you talking about if you don't like okay?

I could say like a large possum yeah say in Australia the let's go with the brush tail Yeah, next to a baby same. I want to say very simple Yes, same size baby, and if I'm a dingo yeah, I I can tell the difference. So one of them can run away easier Yeah, one of them's not running away. It is crazy what the persecution prosecution claimed Yeah, now that we know that a dingo did in fact, yeah, baby. Yeah, they were like no I think what you did is you um You went into the tent you stopped your other little boy from coming with you you then slit your baby's throat with scissors What the fuck?

Yeah, man stood there watched your baby waited for it to die hit it in a camera case and then did all this other stuff and then No, no, I just made you know, I didn't believe the Great cuz it wasn't it like yeah, it was like wow She clearly did it didn't goes to any babies and Yeah, she did. She wasn't grieving how I would grief Yeah, I've ever grieved like that particular thing before in my life Yeah, so I could never even possibly imagine what that could be like, but I am imagining it and I wouldn't do that Yeah, so she's guilty. She killed him baby. This is the prosecution makes a watch an insane

Bizarre and then yeah, Balloon Boy is similar. Where they're like, oh, his wife admitted to the police or whatever, but then you watch the tapes and English is clearly her second language. And she doesn't quite know what's going on. And it's kind of coerced by the police. Yeah, wasn't it? God, now, because I'm remembering things. I think both of us have seen that. Like one video where it was like, Yeah, like X was ever deep dive it

Let's talk about blue is actually like this happened always it just just like yeah He didn't know he was actually freaking out and when it was the kid being hidden or like did was in the attic or whatever It was like oh Yeah, yeah And I think it wasn't planned cuz the smoking gun people always have to be like balloon boys fake is the interview Planned because the smoking gun people always have to be like balloon boys fake is the interview Where the kid I forget what the kid says, but the kid acts as they say they say something It seems like they're revealing. Yeah that they were in the attic the whole time But it's actually in reference to something else anyway balloon boy innocent dude balloon dad innocent. I should say yeah

Boy Couldn't speak to I don't know why he hit his boat with a bat I don't know what that's about because that's either like yeah Oh god, my body's doing something we I'm gonna hear about but then what age they're at? I think it's like 18. That's so strange because you would have had a boat of had a bono and also you never like dick Yeah, if any bit say one of my fingers became erect. Yeah, I'm not hitting it with a bat. No, that's a deranged reaction Yes, you know or even if I had like a hernia and I didn't know what a hernia was I'm not being like time to hit it with a bad Yeah, yeah, if something bad happens on your body, you know, you don't panic and hit it

Yeah, but I guess it was raising a bubble. So, you know, I mean, I get you do, you know, with, with erections, it's like you never like, never not stop having me. Like you basically have them as a baby. Yeah. And like, you just kind of keep going and like, whatever, like they're just the natural thing. The thing that occurs funny. If you have like, uh, you know, I know like you young kid, they're like, oh yeah.

When he died happened, it's like, oh, it's broken. Yeah. Like buddy, yeah when it happens. It's like oh, it's broken. Yeah, like buddy. No, it's not broken You learn about his later, but it's you know, but it's very funny but the same time I guess you handle in a certain way, but if you're a mother that's true He was also clearly crazy to the fact that like munchausens and with the babe boy in a bubble in the bubble Yeah, I got an erection. They're like that's a sin You gotta hit it with a bat. Oh good point. Maybe that is what happened to the bubble boy I think it's awesome that I don't want to be like the prosecution

Yeah, don't make up stories bullshit, but that you know you kind of me I think it's awesome that in the 90s. There was like bubble boy fever like yes it gripped the nation for a little bit and then 2000s balloon boy fee. Yeah, exactly. We just love a boy in a thing 20s boy Yeah, yeah If it is it was a lot. Yeah. Yeah, and we don't want to release a list because what if my name's on it? Yeah, even though I've told people who are looking at this list to like maybe get my name out of that list Yeah, that list isn't real I don't know

Classic plumbing that's thought that's how we that's like what stresses us the most about what's going on in the American government. We can see like Donald Trump's using the Plum in the Death Star. He's using Art-Tac-Fig. You're wrong. Shut up. And I wasn't listening. He's doing our thing. He's doing our thing. He stole it from us, dude. And the other stuff is pretty bad.

That's also bad. It doesn't steal from bad. That's also bad. It doesn't steal from me. That's really bad. But this is like the second bad worst thing sir. It's on the- Hey we've got this note that you wrote that seems like you're making a joke about fucking kids with Jeffrey Epstein. And you've signed it. Oh your defense that it's not yours cuz you don't draw pictures. Yeah. Hey, you've been donating doodles Believe it was that I don't I don't write drawing. Yeah, that's not my language is I think right

boring yeah, an insane sentence No one's imagine like no one's picking up on enough. Because that makes no fucking sense. Yeah. It's because it's written in. Oh, I understand this. But you don't ever use the phrase, I don't write pictures.

That's not a phrase people use. Yeah, anyway. Yeah. It's good to sign your name is pubes. Yeah That is good Yeah, but I just did a bit of the reason I went quiet for a bit there and tapped out of the balloon boy bubble boy Discussion is cuz I was trying to figure out what the exact claim was yes So like the cuz there was a hoax and then the not the hoax. Yeah, so yeah, you were right parents

Did actually think he was in the balloon. Yes. Um, and they will like he pled guilty because his wife was going to get deported. Yes, that's right. So he was like, if I go to jail for a bit, they're going to stop questioning her. Yeah. Gotcha. And she won't get deported.

Balloon dad, not only innocent hero. Yeah, I'll say American hero. Although probably the green cast might have been revoked. Yeah, I know Thing you change. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, what happened to balloon wife in today's America? Yeah No one's thinking about balloon wife. Everyone's thinking about how Donald Trump is on the Epstein list On the list maybe like I guess helped author that Jeffrey Epstein and glane Maxwell, yeah, I feel like that maybe it was a third person

Yeah, I feel that maybe Maybe it was maybe the like, you know What do you call when it's a partnership of three people? Yeah, like a triumph a triumph a triumph for it Yeah, or you know an interconnected network of businessmen and Wealthy elites. Yeah, you know, it seems maybe there's a few that maybe we're at the like top of that like organizing. Yeah Yeah, yeah Shouldn't have gone on that plane. Yeah, don't get on the little leader Express Mac. We got a hold the lully He got his feet washed

Foot massage from a child on a plane Dude the creator of future armor the Simpsons and Disenchanted. Nothing weird happened. He's a normal guy, dude. Normal guy, just like everyone else. Yeah, man. Here's what I was thinking I could do. This is just a solution for the...

I think a good way to do it is to get someone else involved. And I was like, when people take a lot of iowasco or dmt They get sort of they have visions of machine elves you ever hear about i do not i'm now in which i Trip pixie yeah fucking they're like ultra dimensional entities excellent and people see Severely though i will share my reasoning yeah very shortly but please oh, yeah This in a way this is like getting the insomnia disease where I wrecked my own life. No No, cuz DMT the trip. Yeah, because it takes you to an altered state of consciousness

Which means that there's a chance Freddie will be there Yeah, but my plan is to make my dream state such a hostile place higher that it's it's like Freddy can't even survive there You know it's just fractal images and whale noise and Freddy appears and like what can he become because the DMT trip is like 15 minutes, but it feels like a lifetime. Yeah Yeah, and hey, maybe the iOS girl like that 15 year old boy. I saw an Instagram will change my life Make me a really good businessman I love that little boy that Like that 15 year old boy. I saw an Instagram will change my life Really good business man At 15 ayahuasca

And we're worried about balloon boys When you say these machine elves, yeah what there are like fractal beings made of light Again a similar kind of vein it was like because again we we are but me immortal Yeah, and I understand you look Freddy started off as a mortal But now because of I guess three dream dreams has become something up Yeah, I think you're onto something because I will if there's dream demons surely we have dream angel I say now angels biblical angels are often depicted as something that we can't comprehend like some kind of like fractal Did you see oh, yeah, maybe they're the same thing Okay, we used to a lot of ayahuasca is what I'm saying. I think it's a good idea

Okay, so I was gonna say go down the pious path and become like a very very like religious something like that But maybe fuck that yeah Heaps of DMT dude now so DMT yeah, I've gone to the one side that Hey, I want to find out what a DMT trips like yeah, I had device calm. Yes, obviously they've written an article about it. Yeah How well do you think you're gonna be able to handle this so this guy he'd take an acid and use mushrooms dozen of occasions I've never done mushrooms or acid. I'm going in pretty raw. Yeah, it's good Well, I've never done drugs and because this is a podcast You cannot do drugs in a podcast. No, no, no

Crazy. No, I don't't know what beers taste like. Yeah, dude. Me neither. It's such a, so DMT is such a bungee jump into a new realm that can be, you're going into a realm. That's not a good start. Well, if you go into the realm, maybe you're stuck on all Freddie into that realm. So then kind of what I'm thinking, well, first off, maybe you have to sacrifice yourself, but also it gets him out of every else's realm. Yeah, exactly. He's in the realm gets him out of every else's realm. Yeah exactly

He's stuck in DMT realm as he thought about what it's like to take the drug he made the motorboat sound with his lips Describe that as like motorboat sound but yes That's motorboat motorboat team. That's the noise you make when you do it. It's more of like an exasperated like, I guess you would describe it as a motorboat. There's other connotations of motorboat. Because you're like, because that's almost like what you were doing, like a car starting.

Or like, you know, here comes the airplane or whatever. But you're like, because I'm guessing it was a Yeah, that's like a horse noise really That's a basically a we all knew what he meant Maybe we should just shut the Yeah, how do you think you're gonna handle being destroyed all that was familiar all reference points all identity all Viciously shattered in a few seconds. I couldn't even mourn the loss

There was no one left to do the morning up up out out eyes closed. I am at the speed of light Well, I imagine Freddy won't see that coming Goes oh Jackson's asleep That's what I'm thinking. Freddy goes, oh, Jackson's asleep? Whoa! As he's torn apart by my fractured consciousness. He goes, dead to meet you! And then I'm not even there, dude. Because I don't exist.

Just nothing but like many holy lights. Yeah, and then, you know, I come out of it pissing and shitting myself or whatever. Freddy's like, I'm not going back there. I don't think DMT makes you piss and shit. I think it makes you feel like you're gonna, but you don't although that's what I know Psychedelic sometimes do that yeah, I've heard Or shit if you do ayahuasca that 15 year old boy who did ayahuasca and became the world's greatest businessman Yeah, wait you know they say you will feel like you've gonna diarrhea your pants, but you haven't diarrhea

That's nice. Yeah, but then sometimes with drugs you diarrhea Yeah, yeah that hasn't happened to me now the other stuff hasn't happened to me, but that actually So yeah, I guess if you get these elves to come here and just absolutely just annihilate the egg Freddie and these three absolutely Demons, I mean, it's gonna wreck my life Well, or maybe you're gonna become the best business man's greatest businessman. Well, yeah, I know of like I feel like this is a friend of a friend Situation. I really hope this isn't a story from the internet because this will be very embarrassing if that's true Yeah, but yeah a friend of a friend took current if it was too much acid or too many mushrooms Yeah, but it wasn't one of the crate. I mean, I know that these are relatively crazy. Yeah, but it wasn't one of the crate I mean, I know that these are relatively crazy drugs, but it wasn't like one of the big ones. Yeah

and then They were tripping pretty hard at their home. Yeah, they were staying at their parents house, but their parents are away They ended up just like trying to take it easy on their parents bed and then started tripping so hard They thought they were their own dad and then felt such immense joy that they were Like how they felt pride for their daughter, which was them. That's awesome, dude So they got so high that they're like I'm my dad. If I was my dad, I'd be so proud of my daughter That feels like even who is me Did they come out of it stronger for it? I don't know

Like did they come out of it stronger for it? I don't know To say I guess I feel like that's acid, but I feel like I think I thought I was my own dad I would you'd would be a different man on the other side. Well. Yeah, it's just like I don't I'd be like damn What happened? I'm my own dad See I feel like I was get changes my life in that I'm like now selling belt buckles on the side of the road or something If podcast didn't exist, that's what I'd be doing You've got rid of Freddy And people say Jackson, don't you miss your the high success of podcasting and I go no I've got my buckles Dude, I did I'll Oscar and I found my true calling off the Freddy was demolished by the eighth dimensional

So whatever I had a machine elf came to me and said hey you gotta make buckles How are you how you making belt buckles? Okay, so I find cans On the side of the road. Oh, yeah, and I take him to a place It's like an old sort of like a factory. Uh-huh guys like one of those like a press things any press them like a hydraulic press of like a factory uh-huh guys like one of those um like a press things and he presses them like a hydraulic press but like a almost like a button yeah, it was like a button press and he does that and then I See you just selling seven up belt buckles. Yeah And then you know I sleep in a tent,

and I got a girlfriend I see sometimes. That's nice. And I never have any money. And people say, you're selling the belt buckles for like 40 bucks a buckle? Where's the money going? I go, I don't know, man. Iowaska. Yeah, I say, I don't know, man but my my pupils are like the size of dinner place I don't know man. You look behind me at my tent And there's like you know a bunch of cash in a old coffee can and a raccoon stealing it or whatever

Did you see the recruit that was smoking meth? No, that's fucking awesome No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, pulled out his hecking crack butt and it was smoking crack! That's fucking awesome! And it was captured on a body- this is the first time that a police body cam has been- has worked, which is crazy! Damn dude, that's awesome. That raccoon, like no other raccoon has felt as good and as bad as that raccoon's felt. That's fucking awesome, man. So yeah, I'll just do ayahuasca, wreck my own life. Yeah, it is a good plan. And it's, you know, I say wreck my life,

but my brain will be so fried, I will enhance it maybe. You'll just be in a different line. Yeah, exactly. I think that's the best thing that like, there's a group of us, if we just had a bunch of ayahuasca, we would just absolutely end a night, Freddy, and come out the other side. I'll sell belt buckers on the side of the road.

You can live in a van by the beach. Yeah, dude. And Tabbert, you're just a wanted poster. I'll sell belt buckers on the side of the road. You can live in a van by the beach Either wanted or missing There's like douche are you playing like a ukulele in your van? In your van by the beach you've also got no money. I'm sitting in a tent Is your bed yeah toilet let's get again the beach is my toilet Let me go where's a minute it's just bones in the death

By a vulture yeah consciousness lives on I think. I think so too. What happened to Sammon? Well his bones are in the desert but I see him in my dreams. But I actually haven't said that. I'm just smiling at the person who asked the question. I'm there possessing that vulture that ate my body. Wow. Smiling away.

That's beautiful dude. Flying off into the sunset. I think that at the inevitable podcast crash of 2027 or whatever, it's coming. Yeah, we should just do this anyway. Yeah Oh yeah, I think it would be awesome. I know that it's rough to say that often, we just said you've died. What? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You should just do it dude. Yeah, yeah. Well, I had no reservations. I didn't even stop to say no. Sounds cute, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll wander into the desert and die of dehydration.

Absolutely. Absolutely. No, I'll wander into the desert and dive dehydration Basically what I'm saying is I should use the last of my money when podcasts no longer pay the bills. Yeah buy a van Yeah, dude, I'd shit on the beach And cover it up when the cops come in they say hey, we just found a bunch of shits on the beach again That's crazy officer. It's probably a coyote. Would you like a tie-dye t-shirt for your troubles? 50 bucks I don't pay itself. Yeah Give you a discount 60 bucks 60 bucks, please stop batoning me Yeah, dude, you say you sound oh

Cops are always selling I got the money What's the fucking thing in the police stations for? Yeah the evidence lock Absolutely dude, that's where all the good ayahuasca is That's what I'm meant to believe This is how we do Ayahuasca heists

At a local cop shop Because we just have a feeling That there's a lot of ayahuasca there they mean like if you're robbing an evidence like a one you're gonna get yeah crazy shit yeah to Yes feels like the premise of maybe like a late 90s comedy like a good 90 to 100 minute comedy Hey, we're stuck in a dead-end job podcasting. What if we spice it up by robbing it evidence? No, no, it's doing a lot of our wasp And now we're like so it's a victimless crime Dead-end job podcasting. What if we spice it up by robbing an evidence? Lot of I was

Now we just know or we just think there's a bunch of I was good evidence locker so we just try and make a heist Yeah Heads is about no Yes They're trying to get radio plays so they basically Radio station hostage I'm Sandler and Brendan Fraser that yeah their band stinks Yeah, that's pretty good, but he plays D&D or whatever yeah great film. Maybe this would make a good City they beat up kids for tickets Yeah, great film yeah, okay

Is Coneheads a good film I don't think so Dan a croyd has a code Came out way later than airheads. Yeah, dude It was only like a couple isn't one of the other ones like two thousand like 90 Heads 1994 for airheads. There you go. Detroit. Now Detroit, that was like, like, 2000 and... when was it? Five. You would be wrong, 1999.

But, still five years apart, so Egg is on both of our faces. And Coneheads? Coneheads, I think, is in 80s. Very, like, late 80s. It's pretty close. I... Coneheads is one year before Airheads.

What the fuck is going on? Coneheads is an SNL movie. Yes What the fuck is going on? Coneheads is an SNL movie. How crazy is that dude? That was not a good enough sketch to spin off into a movie. Name one good enough- CUT. Corky Romano. Next question.

Corky Romano has these dad or boss or whatever kept being like, did you touch my ass? And the guy's like, I'm literally on the other side Of the planet no, and that's the recurring bit for that guy that is all I did that is that is funny That is funny. Does it end with? Isn't the punchline like do you want to I don't remember? I feel like it's like you touch my ass. He's like no he's like I think you touch my and then at the end He's like did you want to though? Oh?

Hey, you should touch my oh Am I gonna get a Domingo film? What's that? What do you say to me? Shut up? Also, I'm not listening what's Domingo you know the SNL the famous viral SNL sketch no No, we do not You guys are gonna fucking get online No Yeah you do

No we do not Domingo? You lost touch I've lost touch Who finally happens dude? The sketch? Yeah You don't even know

He doesn't know Shut up The premise of the sketch yeah, yeah is at a wedding, okay, and The bridal party get up and they go hey, but instead of making a speech We're gonna sing a song okay And then they sing a song about the bachelorette party where it's revealed that the wife hooked up with a guy called Domingue Okay, and then they keep going back to that sketch okay, and then like It said it happens again at the fucking,

no, the fucking baby shower. Wake, but for a wedding wake. Yeah. Anyway, how did you miss this? I don't know. Ariana Grande, Sabrina Carpenter, and yeah, Charlie X. Cause I want Instagram looking at the kid who did Iowa's group 15, dude.

He tattooed his face. Yeah, that's awesome Yeah, he's a genius. He dropped out of school to do I was her in the woods. What do you reckon that kids locked in? Yeah, what do you reckon better those guys or like that guy or like the kids that are like nine and like Donald Trump? Saved my life. I'm nine. I think that the kid They're like I don't know why one thing I'm nine. I think that the kid who they're like, I don't I don't My one thing I'm nine. Yeah, I want to make sure that the men are in the men's bathroom I think I'm nine that kid's life is racked worse. Yeah, the kid who did I was scared 15? Yeah, that's my belief I don't know any of these things and I'm worried about humanity. Yeah. Yeah

Yeah, you should be solution is just I was in the world in the world where we're living in vans tents and bones in the desert Yeah, you don't have to worry about the world. That's true. Because what? And you're a licksail and bellbucklers you're playing the bongos the best I guess yeah end scenario for dealing with Freddy Krueger Honestly think maybe this time JD I I'm gonna kill that motherfucker. Yeah, bro. You don't know Domingo. That's crazy. I don't know I mean, I'm not saying it's good because SNL sort of stinks

Yeah, I like the idea of SNL more than I like SNL. Yeah sure, but I mean at least in I've probably seen a clip of it. I didn't know it was called Domingo because I didn't watch it. Yeah, man I don't know what you how have you seen a clip without watching it on mute Very easily for him. That's an interesting concept. Maybe you you could easily just like I think body Engage so hard Freddy Krueger's do it is pretty like what shut up. I wasn't Why am I dreaming about this guy dude, this dude I'm here for the whole Exactly. I shouldn't be drew. I just like the least pornographic dream. I've had an age

Was like no yeah, I should be dreaming about you with being home Okay, cool now wait a second. This is a nightmare. I hate honkers Quickly you Wait a second, this is a nightmare. I hate hon think that in your dream, you know boning use jacking Yeah, not a crazy wet dream last night. I saw an awesome awesome. I was just jacking off That's awesome. Mmm, and on that note I've been Joel and I've also been Joel happy 603 Three wow, how would you kill Freddy Krueger? Yeah And do you think Donald Trump's on the Epstein list? Let us know! Chug it in the comments below!

Let us know what's going on! The answer is yes! Yes to both. I would go as far as to say I would go as far as to say Well, he's not on the Epstein list Epstein's on the Trump list. Yes, very possibly.

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