Plumbing the Death Star - Is It A Good Idea To Give A Mockingbird To A Baby?

Episode Date: December 14, 2025

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Hey everyone, welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star. I'm Joel. I'm Jackson. And I'm also Joel. Plumbing the Death Star is a comedy pop culture podcast and asks the important questions. Like, is it a good idea to give a mockingbird to a baby? So we're once again in the throes of sleep training, a beautiful little baby. Wonderful baby.

It's a wonderful thing to do. Wrigley little baby. Oh, it's so nice not being able to sleep. Yeah. You don't need it, I think. That's what I think, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, why haven't we yet evolved to the point where we just don't need sleep?

It would be really nice. It's the thing I was thinking about the other day. Yeah. Why didn't dogs evolve to smell nice? What do you mean? So we breed dogs. We do eugenics to dogs. We certainly have.

No one's decided to do to run. remove the wet dog smell? Well, dogs don't smell great, in my opinion. Yeah. So I just wonder why at no point when we're like, let's make a billion different kinds of dogs,

no one was like, let's make a dog that smells good. Well, I know that apparently, I don't know, I've just read up, that the Sphinx cat smells like mushrooms. Okay. Yeah.

Was it bread to smell like mushrooms? I think I would have... That worries me because it's all skin. Yeah. Sure does. If something smells like mushrooms, that's fungi. No.

It's not fungi. It's just, well, look, they smell like mushrooms, and they... If anything smells like mushrooms, that's a fungus. No, this is just what people say. No, I know. You're saying that every sphinx cat that smells like mushrooms is fungest? It's not like, I don't mean as in like it's been the last of us. What you mean?

I mean that I would be worried about a cat that smells like mushrooms because that would mean that there is some kind of fungal thing going on. But like every cat, like every sphinx cats have a distinct earthy or yeasty smell. Do the oils this? producers. Yeah, read more. Which are more noticeable without food or absorb them.

Of 10 often described as smelling like mushrooms, warm bread or potatoes. Yeah. I was always under the indication the same with like bread and yeasty and stuff like that. I think maybe it's different

for a beast of the house. Yeah, a beast of burden even. Yeah, yeah. Because yeah, it's like they smell. Cats are going to watch out for that too because if they're smelling like... Well, that's what they just said. Yeasty.

Yeah. Because it was like, yeah, it's just got no oil... Sorry, fur to absorb that oil. I guess is a natural cat, like sorry, a cat naturally natural cat naturally smells like earth and mushroom potato whatever. It's just that because of all the fur, it wicks it all away. I guess. And then we don't worry about it because whatever, but with a sphinx, it's like, the oil only go on body, and then on your couch, clean the couch. And then your couch smells like mushrooms and cat bottle.

We're getting really, really close to the deranged ramblings of our good friend and host of shut up a second. who loves to say everything is fungus or everything is yeast, I can't remember. Why did she say that? Because in her eyes, everything is fungus or yeast, everything is like a... Like, yeah, yeah, like a yeast infection? Everyone has yeast.

It's just that you've got too much yeast. That might be true. I don't know enough about yeast to dispute that. I don't know why she says it a lot, but it comes up shockingly high. Because a lot of the time... Remember talking to a baker? Yes.

And they're like... Candlestick maker? No, no, just the baker. Three men in the top, Robert, Dub, Do you. Whilst it does sound like a great time and something we could probably do as an activity. Yeah, that is a Plumbing the Death Star certified activity. No, talking to as a baker, they were saying, yeah, when you're making sour, though, weirdly,

if you give, say, if a female baker or a person who needs it, if when they need it, it will taste better than if a male needs it. Oh, that's interesting. Is that because of the... Sexism. Sexism. Sexist bread. Sex is bread. Sex is bread.

Cass is saying everything's yeast here, plumbing the death stop. We're saying sex is Brad You can make love to a loaf of bread You can fuck a loaf of bread Easy, dude That's like the main thing in the bakery To have sexes No, I'd be like

When it comes to like fucking things You shouldn't be fucking Brad is shockingly high On the things I would be fine With I wouldn't fuck But if someone was like He's told that life He's told that life

Yeah I don't know what I would fuck That you don't meant to fuck Surely something A jelly No, see Brad is Bucking your jelly would be disgusting. Yeah.

Imagine getting jelly in your pubes. Jesus Christ, just imagining like the moment of ejaculation and like jelly just just setting. Coming in bread though. I'm going to be warm so it would melt it a bit. I'm upset myself. Yeah.

Coming at bread, not a huge deal. Wes, like five minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For our hush little baby episode, people are not going to refer to it as the nursery. episode, they'll say it's the coming in bread episode. Well, because, like, bread's warm. Are you imagining fresh out the oven?

That's what I'm doing. Like, warm. The loaf bread. American bread. Yeah. No, well, I was going to say, because bread's porous, like, you come. I'm not saying you investigate too heavily, but, like, the cleanup would just be simply putting the loaf in the bin.

Or the compass. Yeah, but, like, you don't need to really worry about, because it's not. Like, the bread's just gonna The bread's just gonna exorpe the comments Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely Just go to someone's house, like, you know, I'm just gonna chuck this new compost outside or whatever Open up the, like, their compost bin

And it's just full of like, Ficked Bread, Brad Yeah Oh, he looks like fucked bread Yeah, oh Hey brother, I just couldn't help notice, compost bin overflowing with fucked bread?

What's, what's happened? What are you doing? Oh, sorry, yeah, like I, um I fuck bread Yeah, it's a cheaper alternative to one-use, sex toys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Is it cheaper? Yeah. Yeah, I guess. And I got a good relationship with my

baker out of it. It's more organic. It breaks down. Yeah. Put it in the compost. You can't put a one use only flashlight. That's true, actually. Probably it is, it's more, you know, environmentally friendly to fuck bread. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? And then like, there's a couple of options. Like, you

could work your way up to I guess quosol. Well, no, I was going to say, like, donut. Yeah. No, donuts. That's just a fun decoration. But I don't think you can properly fuck a donut. I don't think it would retain its structural integrity. Because I was thinking like a custard.

Oh, so you were actually fucking the, yeah, wow. Custed up the four skin. Custed up to four skin. Hey, all these techniques, I'm pretty sure that we're discussing, is a sure-fire way to get a, well, yeast infection. Oh, yeah. You know what crumbs on your floor? You know what a crummy knob. Yeah, that's big time yeast infection.

Absolutely, dude. Fucking Brad. Sitting on a cake is probably bad for you. Yeah, that's true, dude. That's true. Which is a sad, sad news. Sad reality. Yeah, sad reality and sad news for all of our cake fetish fans out there.

Yeah, dude. The idea with sitting on a cake that you get the lady sits on the cake. Is that why we call like a nice juicy-ass cake? No. I don't come from like. I don't think so. Because I remember seeing. Caked up.

I think it was United States of Tara, the wonderful TV series where I first was exposed to cake sitting as a thing. Yeah. And that was before I'd heard the, I guess, it is the closest cake and ass came together before. You might be right. I don't know. I don't know. But I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, it's my birthday and I want to eat ass. I eat cake. I just imagine that it's just like, I don't know, cake's thick. Yeah, cakes's thick. Not all cake. Our ass has layers. Yeah, but if I say think of a cake, you're not thinking of like a, what cake do you think of? Well, straight away. Like a sponge? Like a sponge?

You're not thinking of, like, a thin cheese cake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I wouldn't even call a sponge cake thick. That's, what's a thick cake in your mind, though? Compared to bread? Come on, brother. I mean, I wouldn't call it. It's like, sponge cake is airy.

Yeah. Well, you could be airy and thick. Dude. I would not describe us. An ass? Like, a mud cake, like, that's dense. I would classify that as thick. Yeah.

Calling someone's ass dense. You've got the densest ass. Dense is ass, babe. Babe, your ass, it's so dense. But that's like, yeah. If we're talking about it Something like if I'm describing a cake as thick I would also be describing it as dense

I'm not calling a sponge cake That's crazy to me A thick cake for me could be like two layers of sponge Cream jam You know That's thick Then you turn that vertically That's it

Oh Oh the cream And that's my come Yes dude We're hot dog Fucking a cake feels worse than fucking bread I'll say it dude Yeah

I feel like fucking bread Yeah A cake feels like it's, and this, I don't know why it's better or worse with me, but a cake feels like you're making an event of it. Yeah. Fucking a loaf of bread is just like,

this is all I've gone. Okay, okay, so we've got to come, I'm gonna chuck some scenarios. Okay, please do. All right, so it's, I am going down to say, a baker's a light, and I get a cob, and I fuck this shit out of it.

Okay. That's option one. All right. Option two is I go to say your coals or your woolies, and I go and I buy, again, like a sponge, like, you know, like the ones, in the very, like a very, you know, very cheap.

I go buy a sponge, maybe it has a little cherry on top, whatever. Fuck the shit out of it. Okay, it's option two. Option three. Yeah. I bake my own bread. Option four, I bake my own cake. Is it most normal to least normal?

Yeah. I want to say, oh, saddest to least saddest. Okay, saddest, baking your own cake and fucking it. Really? Baking your own bread and fucking it coming in at second most least sats. Interesting, interesting. Because, again, if you put it, I didn't like effort into it.

I don't know why. That just feels sadder to me. I don't know. To my eyes. Jack off. Well, yeah, but clearly I want to fuck a cake. Exactly. Clearly that's what is getting me common.

Okay. And if I want to, but what I think about making your own cake is I'm like, I get to make the most fuckable cake. Yeah, I've also just realized. And plus, try it out of the oven. Exactly. Pipering hot. Let it cool down.

Chocolate down my knob hole. A little bit. Oh, yeah, this self-sourcing lava cake. Ah! Yeah. Putting ice ice. Magic up you and pissing out one long, hard string. Yeah.

That's really cool. Snapping it off. Oh, hover, hover. Then calling the ambulance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Going into the emergency room, hello, I have made a big... Hello, I'm back. Did it again.

I think it's because... Yeah. Like, if this was a fetish, the baking at home stuff is obviously going to be way more appealing. Yeah, like you said, you're pretty much getting fucking hard making it because you're like, I'm going to fuck the shit out of this. I can't wait. way my brain's processing it is like, you just got a bunch of things and you got to fuck one. Like, it's not like, yeah, yeah.

Fair it up. To me, the saddest is the colds cake, like the coles cake. Well, I don't know if this just speaks to my character. I find none of them sad. I just like, I feel like, again, if I have that fetish and you're like, well, I guess it is, you know, if you have a fetish for cakes or bread because I guess that's going to determine one or two. But I'm like, homemade. I'm like, I reckon that's like, you know, the least sad.

Yeah. But then it's like, I think that the Coles one just looks. a bit sad. Well, but the Coles one... Going and buying a Coles cake versus, say, going to a bakery that they have a very fancy cake. Yeah.

Or a specialist bake, like, you know, a cake... A baker that specializing cake and ordering a very specific cake. That's awesome. I think, like, going to Coles... I think that rock. Yeah. I'm, like, trying to work through it in my head.

I think... Yeah. Going to Coles and buying either a cake or a loaf of bread in my head is like, okay, that could be a five-minute window of total horny, madness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you don't really processing what's

going on. He's like, God, I've got to put my nuts on this cake. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not even fucking tea bagging. To me, I just like, maybe I would feel all right. I think that I feel awesome. Are you kidding me? Chocolate nuts? Like, resting, like, I mean, fucking a cake, not for me. No. Yeah.

The idea of putting my dick and nuts on a cake, that's kind of funny. That's kind of funny. I think that'd be fun, dude. The mark you'd leave. Yeah. Chocolate knob? Very fun, dude. Yeah. Like, hey, you're losing me a little bit of chocolate knob, because that's getting very close to I've fucked the cake.

Yes, true. I think tea bagging the cake is, that's the least sad. That's like, currently I feel kind of positive about that. What about if you're just slamming the cake in your face and eating it and jacking off? Where does that rank? That's something else. No, that's the same. It's the same thing.

It's like you're sucking off the cake instead of fucking it. It's basically just like a fucking, it's like a... Sorry, in my head, sorry, in my head, it was, this wasn't a cake fuck. This was just another thing. Okay. But like on the lunatic, like if in other times you have made love to that beautiful cake

and then you're like, what if I just want to eat out the cake when I jerk off? Hey, this is the equivalent of eating out your flashlight and jerking it off. Awesome. Wonderful if that's that doesn't for you. Because I don't know, see to me I'm thinking...

I always forget you can eat out a flashlight. Yeah, dude. What a time, I guess. That's awesome. That's what you want to do. When it comes to the cake fucking thing, just for like... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because I feel like this conversation is not over yet. I was about to be. Bring something else into it to go on. Because, like, cake fucking is a spectrum, and we're all on it. If you're eating it, it's just like, on one side, it's just eating cake. The spectrum includes the traditional conception. That's like a positive feeling towards eating cake. Okay, fair enough.

You all have what she's having, and that's Harry Met Sally, is that for that, you know? Because she's like she's eating cake but having the wonderful time, so that's on that spectrum. But that is a little bit more than just eating that cake. But does the spectrum in Joel Dushu's cake? spectrum is just eating cake at one end or is it in the middle because to my mind it would be in the middle and then hating cake

oh yeah that's a good point actually yeah yeah you're right and enjoying this wonderful cake that's back in the middle enjoying eating a cake as a neutral thing I'm like this is yeah I just enjoy eating cake there's nothing sexual

it is like going for a war exactly I'm cake ace seeing the moon cake case I'm cake case I'm cake case I'm case. I'm case. Yeah. And then, like, you know, I get a little bit too much enjoyment out of eating cake. Yeah. Mowing as you take a bite is the first step. But you know, like, when people eat something really good and they go,

yeah. That's, that counts. That counts. That counts. That counts. It's a degree up, dude. It's a degree up. And all the way to shoving a cake inside you or fucking, you know, I think. That's the other end of that spectrum. I feel like the last one is probably eating your own calm off. a cake. I see that as something a little bit different. To my mind, it would be fucking the cake is like

close to the end, then fucking the cake and eating it is one step beyond fucking the cake. Because ideally when you fuck the cake, you should, and this just because this is what Cummings like, you fuck the cake and then all of a sudden you go, Jesus Christ, I've fucked a cake.

But if you retain the horniness enough to then eat the cake, that's a degree up, I guess so. Yeah, I mean, like, if your brain has another gear after that post-orgasm glow, that's powerful. Mine usually just makes me stand up in a room and go, like, whoa. Got to get a head rush. What am I? Where am I right now? What's the next step?

I'm going to wipe this frosting off my car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's good. Mine usually kicks in, like, so come, yeah. Start the cleanup process, halfway through, whoa. It's funny that we've been doing this long enough that you've reminded me that I know that already about you, that you go, come, fugue state, back to reality. I go, come, hungry, bored. I go, come, adventure. Adventure begins. Time to do activities. That's awesome.

I don't get sleepy after a come. I've woken myself up. I, uh, sleepy if I don't do anything immediately, sleepy. It's like a come choose your own adventure Sleepy or very awake Sleepy sounds so much more fun You know It just sounds like

A wonderful little delightful treat I want to eat candy after I come I don't know what that's about A lack of glucose I think that means that you're on this spectrum Slightly higher than In the candy fucking spectrum Yeah I'm beyond just neutrally eating candy

Yeah so getting back to the sad Because I was thinking the Coles thing is sad Partly because I'm like if you're into fucking cake It feels like that's your quick, like quick and dirty. Like, I just got to get it done, right? As opposed to like ordering, say, a wedding cake? Yeah. For the fucking a wedding cake.

I would love to fuck a wedding cake, dude. I'm re-adjusting your position on this trot in real time. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like all the different tiers. Like, imagine just like, oh, so when's a special day? Tonight. Tonight. Yeah, yeah, tonight.

The moment you shut that door, brother. What do you mean? Multi-tiered wedding cake is tall as you completely made. naked and just walking cock first to water and then what about this as you're fucking it because you're just like the height is right you lean down and you suck off the little two figures

the bright and groom on the top that's awesome that's that yeah I love it maybe I am a cake fuck up this is bringing me around but I see that buying a cake from Coles as like the equivalent of jacking off I think also I think it's chill in that it's like

sometimes you know a session of self-love is not It's not special. It's just something you've got to get done to go to bed. And I see buying a cake from colds to fuck. This is big for you to say, yeah, I sometimes need to jack off to go to bed. I don't get sleepy, though. I get bored in bed.

That's what happens. Gotta do fucking something with my time. Yeah. Yeah. Cake fucking is a spectrum. I guess it is. Anyway, so the nursery rhyme, much little baby. Which Zammitt has started singing to Johnny Baby.

And Zammert brought to our attention. Yeah. That, in a way, it is sort of deranged. Yeah. Like, you start, you find different nursery rhymes or whatever little songs you want to sing to trying to help, like, you know, love him to sleep. And, like, you know, of course, Hushel, baby, don't say word. You're like, oh, that's a classic. Yeah.

And then you start singing it. And then you're like, what the hell is going on? Yeah. Papa's going to buy you a mockingbird. Yeah. Because, like, first step is like, you know, hey, baby, I will shut the hell off. Please. I buy you a bird.

Like, yeah, like, a mocking bird. Not just any kind of, like a bird and like a budgiey, like a budgey. or maybe like, you know, a little love parody thing or whatever. No, no, no, no, no, no. A mocking bird, because what, so it can... It's not even an interesting bird. It's like, what is a mocking bird? Is it a mocking bird, or am I getting a liar bird?

Who can? Okay, fair. Flamingo? Yeah. Now, is a mocking bird, how they call it a mockingbird because they mimic? Yeah, probably. Because I know the liar bird is exceptionally good at me. Yeah, yeah.

But I wonder if a mocking bird is a similar of similar thing. Let me find out. Mockingbird traits. Yeah, the stats. Let's get the raw data about a mockingbird. Because I'm like, hey, baby. Yeah, they're my word. I'm going to buy your mockingbird.

Is it so that I can then, like, get the mockingbird there? Have the bird raise the baby. Okay, okay. I was going to say, mocking it, like, gets the crying. And then we'll mock your, basically like, where, where? You see, that's what you're doing. Yeah, this is you. This is you, dude.

I will say that, though, that knowing that that is what a mockingbird, does, the next line is stupid. Yeah. If that mockingbird don't sing, mum is going to buy you a diamond ring. Because that means the baby's not crying, because the mockingbird's got nothing to copy. Yeah, that's true. So if the mockingbird doesn't sing, then you're fucking

asleep. So here, have a ring on top of that. Yeah, or it's like how, you know, buy a mockingbird and the mockingbird isn't really for baby. It's kind of for me, because I want to make fun of my baby. Hey on. Sorry, I don't have the lyrics in front of me. So it's Hush little baby, don't say a word.

Mama or dad is going to buy you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird don't sing, no, that is going to buy you a diamond ring. Okay, cool. So that is a reward. Yeah. Okay, now I'm back on board.

The mockingbird won't make a sound if baby is not making a sound. So it's like, hey, you get a mockingbird. And if you continue to shut the fuck up, you stupid fucking baby. I'll buy you a diamond ring. You get a diamond ring on top of that. You can't,

don't give a ring to a baby. Maybe's going to eat that church and it. You don't want that, too. Diamonds are quite sharp. Yeah, exactly. Their baby shouldn't be sucking on the diamond. Yeah. Yeah, I agree.

No precious gems, really, when you think about it. Precious gems out of the cot. Is it dangerous to put up? I might be a little old-fashioned or new wave. Yeah. Maybe that's a little fucking, uh, woke of me. Yeah, yeah. Maybe I'm some kind of woke-lefty social justice warrior who I think, rest in peace.

I don't think that's a term anymore. No, no, now it's D.E.I. Yeah, maybe you're some D.E.I. Definitely. I think if we get some. a point where me, Joel Dusha, counts as DEO, it's time to drop the ball. Humanity has fucked up so hard. Who do they want?

He's a diversity hire? In what way? I'm Australian and I'm working in America now? Have you heard him talk? He's clearly got something. I got a cool thing. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, so I'm a work lefty or whatever. But yeah, I don't think Jem should be in the baby's car. I think that's true, dude. Yeah, encrusted a baby. Like how some fucking woke lefty government decided asbestos shouldn't be in houses. I don't think the gems should be in cots. Exactly.

I mean, in the speck, I mean, it was fireproof. Yeah, exactly. I mean, what the hay? What are you going to do when your house catches fire for God's? Exactly. Where's the asbestos? Imagine if it found out if, like, fiber in your lungs from asbestos that will probably affect us as the last generation maybe? I would say so, yeah.

Yeah, there might be a few latecomers after us. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it'd be awesome to find out that makes your lungs, like, better at, like, absorbing smoke. Oh, that's true. In the toxic fog-choked future, we're fine. Yeah. And we're also somehow stronger because we were the last generation to have good trampolines. Yeah.

Oh, and lead. And lead, dude. Oh, no, no, no, no. Sorry, Gen Z and Malik. Oh, they got lead, too? We got lead. Yeah, guess what's in vapes? Yeah, that's true.

They got more lead than we do, dear. Yeah, we got lead out, you know, like, you know, lead out of petrol is quite late. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Quite late. Yeah, we were born. And then we were like, oh, yeah. Born too late for lead, born too early for lead.

Yeah. We were born right on time for lead, but born too early for lead plus. Yes, new lead. Yeah. How are we for microplastic? Oh, brother. Okay. It's, we got microplastic.

Plastics in our nut sacks right now, and that's awesome. When we come, we come plastic now. My com looks like one of those sad beaches, you see, in third world countries, just choked with garbage. I'm coming garbage island. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My cum shot is just simply that six ring that used to hold cans together. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every time I'm not, a turtle dies.

Yeah, dude. If I, if a com shot on a person I'm having sex with looks like you've just under. like, tipped up on waistpacke. I couldn't even get that out. I was too excited by the roof. Well, yeah, in like 10 years, they're going to have to outlaw swallowing. Yeah, man.

Absolutely. Dangerous you out. You get a fish hook in your neck. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah, if you had, okay, yeah, don't flush. Yeah, we don't know how to dispose of this anymore. Yeah.

We got to have a separate container. And you're going to take it to like, you know, the tip of whatever and be like, yeah, this is my box of sharps. Yeah, yeah. This is my big baggie of come. Camia, this is all my comia, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so we live in an awesome time where we know that everything that's happening

is going to have devastating effects in our body in the future, but we don't know what they are yet. It is cool. It is cool. Because, yeah, like I said, like, we've probably been exposed to enough asbestos, that could be an issue. Absolutely. Like, I mean, my primary school definitely had asbestos. Mine too, dude. I don't think I

have been exposed to that much asbestos. Oh, lucky. Wasn't this building full of asbestos? No. Oh, no, you had an asbestos check, and it would be like... Yes, that's right. It was like Lino and stuff. I think the house I grew up in had asbestos for a little bit. So maybe you'll outlive us.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And me and Jackson will have smoke-proof lungs. Yeah, exactly. I'll be able to live in the toxic future. Yeah. And bounce on real trampoline. Yeah. I think that is crazy.

We were the last generation to have real trampolines. Yeah. Like, no, like, you, it's just. And the last generation to not fucking be able to go from pussy to computer. Yeah. What does it mean by that? You know what I mean. Not to go from pussy to computer.

Day one of being alive, you go from pussy? Right, okay, okay, all right, all right. You come out to pussy and you go straight online. You pop out and the doctor instead of smacking your bum, he's starting to make you a Twitter profile. He shows you 4chan. Oh, no. That's what it's like to be a baby. It's all right.

4chan's cringe now. It's just Reddit, basically. I think there's some shit like that, dude. It's all bad. Yeah, it's awesome. Fucking. Kiwi farms Yeah, that's the bad place to go, dude

That's the future of social media Like, I think it happened in, I want to say like 8, no, when was it like 18 something, whatever it was But there was like this big sort of like Solar Flair that just like Oh yeah Destroyed telecommunications But back then they just like, it wasn't a lot

I think it went exactly it was Because I know, I think they had like telephone lines Or something like that The 1830s Like whatever happened like the equivalent Like oh things caught on fire Yeah So like the telephone line

And whatever, he caught on fire, things went really bad. So it was like, oh, that's really bad. If it happens now, though. Imagine, how good is that going to be? No, it would be bad. We've got 5G in our blood now, remember? Because of all the vaccines. It happens and our blood turns off.

Oh, no. Yeah, George Soros won't know what the fuck's going on. Oh, fuck. Dude, and Big Woke, like, all the money they've put into sponsoring Plumbing the death stuff, they're going to be so pissed off. Yeah, they're going to be mad at us. Come on, Big Woke. Give us a bit of a pay-riderly.

Yeah, Big Woke. We've been proffing your agenda for years. God, we've been sucking on the teat of Big Woke for so long, and yet have we really profited? No. I know that we keep saying Hollywood is full of pedophiles. And then, sometimes naming names. Yes.

What else do you want from us, Big Woke? Or do you hate that because you're them sometimes? I love the idea of Big Woke listening to an episode, I'm like, they're just talking about fucking brat. Where's our agenda? This is what we paid for? This is nothing. This is not woke or based.

That's wrong. It is based. It's a fuck bread. I really like the progression of gifts that you get in... Mockingbird. Mockingbird. Mockingbird ring. Magnifying glass.

Or sometimes it's a looking glass. A looking glass. Depending. Like, yeah, it's a... If that magnifying or looking glass does break, well, it gets broke. well, guess what? Yeah. I'm gonna give you a billy goat.

Yeah, giving the baby a full goat. Now, why were you give it a full, first you got like a bird, then you give him a ring. What's the fail safe, though? Because it's like, so if the bird doesn't fucking sing, ring, if the ring turns brass, which I don't actually know what that means. I just think doesn't spark, like doesn't sparkle.

Yeah. Like the actual band turn brass is in like it's fake? I don't know. I think does turn brass mean like, yeah, like it's an inferior, like it oxidizes, it's an inferior. metal-plated. I don't know.

A little machine, you can look it up. I've never had to buy anyone a ring, so I've never looked into it. Oh, man, yeah. I've never had to look. I've been a bought ring, but I don't know what turn brass mean. Yeah. I'm always the bridesmaid, never the bride. Am I right, fellas?

Stand off in the comments. Yeah. You've been a bride or a bridesmaid? Let me know. Would you fuck, Brad? Let me know. This has not helped me. Really?

So I've had this hunk of brass barstock for a while. Immediately, I don't even know where he started reading that. Turns brass can refer to the process of machining brass with a lathe? Do you know what you should do? And this is a reference. Go to hell. Yeah, go to how? Alternatively, you should go to genius and see if this nursery rhyme is on there and if it's annotated.

Oh, true, true, true. Yeah, so if darming term brass, if the looking glass, or the, yeah, it breaks, and if a billy goat don't pull. Well, so that applies to me that we've put the baby in some kind of awesome, well, no, I was going to say we put it in, like, a horse and car, but then if the billy goat don't pull, you get a cart and bull, cart and bull. Send a baby off. Off on a grand adventure. Not to get ahead a little bit, but there's several times in this wonderful nursery where the solution to try either get this baby to sleep is to offer it some sort of beast and burden and a cart. Two very explicitly said, but the one is implied, i.e. the goat. Because the goat is implied that there's at least some sort of cart system attached there. Because if the billy goat don't pull, I'm like, well, pull in what? What's going on here? Does it mean, okay, you got a billy goat, you got a goat,

you got a goat, the goat's going to go hit the clubs. Yeah. And if it doesn't meet girl goat and pull, yeah. Fuck that goat off. Fuck that goat off. That could be, that's an alternative. Oh, yeah, it doesn't pull out of the club, yeah, true.

Or, like, if that goat don't pull, i.e., well, I'm pulling that goat titty and not getting that goat milk. Oh, true. So I'm not getting goat milk, then they can get you can fuck right off. Yeah, the only thing, like, if it was a grown person being like, and if that goat don't pull, I would assume jack me off. but it's a goat can't jack you off there's only two things i know about goat goat goat love climb goat love to eat anything yes true are the things i know of goat

and you tie rope around the goat go on what doesn't oh and the third thing uh horse's best friend yeah you tie rope around goat so goat rectangle eyes yeah the devil um if is it oh have you seen those is it damascus damascus oh yeah they're the fucked up ghosts that have fucked up they got too much flash They've got too much going on. They can walk up really steep angles. If it's like anything that's like slightly...

It's like not a wall. If it's not 90 degrees. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, man, I love them so much. Wretched animals, dude. If it's like, yeah. Do you like any good, nice animals? I feel like all your favorite animals are horrible to look at.

Because you love those... I love a golden kangaroo. Oh yeah, they're nice. They're sweet. Yeah, very cool. Because you love that fucked up thing. Yeah, you love... I love it because it's fucked up.

Yeah. What are they called? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're horrible. Yeah, I love their big tongues. Sphinx cats. Yeah, also love them. Like, they're not bad.

No, but they're gross. Compared to, like, just a run-of-the-mill street cat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, I like that goat because it's fucked up. I love a sun bear or a moon bear because of their stupid long tongues. And they look like a man. And they look dopey as hell. Yeah, yeah.

They always have this expression of, bo-uh. That's great. And sphinx cats, I've always liked a sphinx cat. Plus you can tattoo them. Yeah. I don't think you're mad. You should. You tattoo every cat.

Yeah, they should. The sphinx cat people will see it. Yeah. I'm just chatting with Simpson's characters. Well, I guess, yeah, I don't know. Mug. Mug. Morg and the Hoga.

Yeah. Oscar. If the bull doesn't work out, you get the baby a dog. Oh, yeah. And if the dog doesn't work out, you get a horse. You've got to get a very specific dog called Rover. Yeah. Because the thing is, yeah, if the carton bull roll over.

Well, that's happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Baby's in trouble. You've got a really fucked up bull and a real bad card. The ball's pool cards? Not if they throw people off and gaw them. I mean, oxen, I guess.

Yeah, I suppose. Olly, only auction free. What does that mean? To think people say. Why? I don't know. I hope it wasn't offensive. Who know?

I don't think it is. Let us know. What does that mean? And would you fuck bread? Yeah. So, you've got to find a dog name. Rover. That's easy.

Every dog's called, like, 60% of dogs are called rover. Yeah, that is true. I guess, again, it depends on your own, like, parameters. Like, are you there, like, you have to search for a dog called rover? Just go to the shop, get a dog. And call it, right? You can name a dog any fucking thing. Yeah.

Yeah. Isn't it like if you'd rename a dog? That's pig. No. I think pigs kind of more than one owner. Yeah. If you rename a dog, they get confused. Because you go, hey, you don't do it subtly.

Bungus. And he goes, my name's not fucking bongus. This guy is called on me mongous. Dogs... Is it dogs and cats or just dogs? But it's like, they don't really fucking know what you're saying. Yeah, yeah. It's just sound.

Yeah, yeah. But it's like a sound that they... It's not like how your beautiful son is starting to say words. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like... I think it's with dogs, it's they... Don't dogs recognize, like, the sound? It's like, oh, that sounds associated with me.

Or that sound means if I sit, I get food. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, like... Cats are like, why you're not listening. Yeah. Yeah, because, like... I feel like there's a thing of like, yeah, dog could know its name, but if not the owner says its name,

it might just be like, what the fuck you? Yeah, or like dog doesn't... Yeah, I don't know. I think if it's, yeah, even if someone else says its name, it'll recognize it. Yeah, but the dog doesn't know that that's its name. But it knows to respond to it. Yeah, it knows that that's what people say

when they want its attention. Yeah. But they don't know. They're not like, my name's dog. Yeah, if you asked your dog, what's your name? They go, I heard the word dog. That means... So I guess the dogs...

The dog's name that we call it is the dog's equivalent of them being like, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. So really, you're not naming a dog, you're just saying, this word means hey. This word for you dog, every dog has their own unique hay. Yeah, but also, is that not in a way what a human name is for? That's true. You know, if you say Jackson, I go, I am needed. They need my attention. Yeah, but you don't turn around and run to whoever said Jackson.

Sometimes he does. Yeah, yeah, that is true. If I'm like Jackson, and I'm holding a pie, he comes a runner. A pyto-fong! Yay! Just like my favorite movie, American Pidafong, dude. Okay, so a lot of these animals... Yeah, so it's like a dog named Rover, and if a dog does not, you know, doesn't bark.

Can we get... I'm going to get you a horse and cart. Yeah. So second card enters the picture. Second bloody cart, and then if that horse and cart fall down... Yeah. Like, where is his baby going? What has happened?

What does this person think is going on? Okay. Oh, you're still going to be the sweetest baby in town, but still. I do have a counterpoint to all of this. Yeah. And now you've been a sleep deprived further. Yeah. Is this just...

Nonsense? You're just fucking begging. Yeah. Please, baby. Shut the fuck. Go to sleep. Want a ring? You can have a ring.

Ring sucks. Have a fucking dog. Dog. Dog, man. Have a cow. You hate your fucking dog. Do you love cow? Yeah, I was thinking, like, is this...

Do you love cow? Please. Love cow. And go to say. Sleep. Like, is this the ravings of an extremely tied individual? Yeah. And then just kind of just, uh, the last few, like, synapses are firing and being like,

maybe a baby will love this? I don't know. Yeah. Or is it, yeah, the desperate pleas? Or does this person live in a very small rural town? And they just are talking about the things that they would either like or need. Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah.

Just things have seen. Yeah. Probably. I would imagine like all of these things would be useful for a, because I, well, I imagine maybe that, like, again, are mockingbirds a pest? Like, what are the, because I don't really know much about mocking bird. They're just a bird. Do we like these things? Do we don't like them?

We're ambivalent as human beings toward the mockingbird. I was just thinking if you're a rural farmer or something like that and you were just kind of like, you know, if you have like, you know, Heschel baby, please don't just say a word. Like your papa's going to buy you and like you've been thinking about the mocking birds that have been eating your grain

and you're like a mockingbird because you're kind of pissed off at them. Yeah, yeah. It's on the brain, you know? You're like a mockingbird. They sing late at night even past midnight. Okay, so maybe these mocking birds are keeping my baby awake and I'm really angry. Yeah. And if these mocking birds don't sing and like I'm yelling at the birds. Because if these mocking birds don't sing and I'm yelling to be like, hey, birds, shut up.

Yeah. Papa's going to buy you a diamond ring. Maybe I've gotten mocking birds and crows confused. And then maybe this little first like, you know, part of the song is me pleading with the birds to shut the stuff up to my baby's sleep. Keeping the baby awake. And then I'm like, hey, I know some birds, like shiny things, like magpies and crows and shit. So, hey, mockingbird, do you want a ring? I'll give you a ring, and this is me pleading.

Maybe it's like it starts out, you go. If the mockingbird don't, you know. So, okay, what about this? And this is kind of what you're saying. So you go, Hustle baby don't say word mom's going to buy your mockingbird. And then the baby's going to sleep. And now you're talking to the mocking bird. Yeah.

You go, if the mockingbird don't sing, I'll buy you the mocking bird, a diamond ring. ring. And then like the diamond ring because you're like, you need to be shining and you need to be sparkling because like oh my God, like if you're not sparkling, the birds don't want you. Yeah, then I'm going to buy you a looking glass to look at the ring battle. I mean, yeah,

I mean, I guess it's kind of like maybe like, you know, if you don't, you know, if you turn to buy, I'm going to buy you a looking glass. Yeah. Maybe that's now talking to yourself. Yeah, yeah. To be like, well, hang on, yeah, I'm talking to myself here. Yeah. Because then I can be like, I can check it to see how sparkly it is. So it's like it's an

like mental mnemonic to be like, I used to remember to buy a looking glass and then it's like, well, if that looking glass breaks, I'll buy a goat. You know, well, I get a bit of goat because well, goat milk is good for like some mothers and baby.

I know when my brother was very, he was very, he was born, he's very prem. Apparently like goat milk was very good for both like mom and babe or something along along those lines, I forget. Baby's yearn to be raised by goat. Yes, my parents had goats for a while. So there was like I'll get a billy goat

Maybe it's meant for myself Yeah But if that goat don't pull Why are you buying yourself a bull And then a dog A dog named roovo Do I just have a very run There well

A bull and a shod and a horse and cart I've got a pretty run down Farm Or is it do I just need a Like a cart And I'm like I'll get a bull and cart And then you go A dog

Oh wait A bull doesn't pull a cart I need a horse Horse. Horse. Yeah. That's what I need as a horse. I think the last...

They'd argue lonely. The last line of it reveals that I think this is just lies. You're just lying to the baby. Yeah. But a bit... Like, as in like, it's just, it's... Because the last line being, like, and if the horse doesn't work out, you're still a good baby. You're still a sweet little baby in town.

Hey, and if all of this shit never happens because fuck you, baby, go to sleep. Yeah. You're still a good baby. Go to sleep. Well, that's... Well, not to your credit. I mean, like, the opposite of what you're saying here is you do genuinely believe that the person's singing, if that's their baby, you're like, well, even though you are keeping me awake, and even though all this, you are still the sweetest baby in town because to every single parent, their baby is the sweetest. Yeah.

But, hey, if you're a parent and you listen to this, someone out there, I mean, like, statistically speaking, some of the listeners out there that have a child, some other adults think your child stinks. 100% You know, talking about Spectrums, your baby is not the cutest baby in the world Like just like... Well, that's why I didn't say

World, they said town Yeah, yeah, small Maybe they're like Oh, my town You could have, yeah In the world In the world In the town,

There's like seven babies In town at the moment The other six It's stinky Yeah, shitty babies Also, sweetest is like a very It's subjective It's subjective,

Yeah But it is funny to think You know, There's a thing You know, I've covered my baby in sugar So

The ants are going to take it Stupid And baby And baby, dude They're going to try I get it in the hole, it's not going to fin, you're in trouble, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are they going to build a big cavern for your baby, and your baby's raised by ants? But then your baby's going to meet the queen in that royal aunt honey or whatever.

Yeah. How do they make... Yep. So, in a hive, in a bee situation, they birth the queen bee pops a girl bee out of its bee pussy. And then that eats the royal honey and becomes a queen. And they have like several different, like, isn't like they have several different bees? and they're feeding the bunch of them they're all royal honey

just to be like oh yeah these ones will become a queen and they fuck off and they make their own hives and shit hive and colony or whatever I remember seeing like a fight between was it bees or ants

might have been bees like the two queens and it was almost like oh who's gonna win but then the bees killed themselves like each one they both died and you're like well it goes two lives

yeah it was the same hive I was like that a hive's fucked yeah time to squirt it with a hose Yeah, dude. But how do you make ant queens? Yeah, I don't know. Because you get one big ant and that pops out all the ants.

Yeah. And then when that ant dies is all ants inevitably must. Yeah. What's the lifespan of an ant? What do you reckon? What do you guess? Put in your bets now, gentlemen. How long do ants live? I reckon 30 days. 30 day ant.

30 day. I'm going to go to 20 days. No, 90 days. I'm going to go two weeks. Okay. How long do ants live? It's got to be day. 90 day

aunt fiance Okay this is just from the What? Queen ants can live

15 to 30 years Worker ants up to one to three years What the fuck male ants

A few weeks Yes Damn dude Three weeks Two weeks Two weeks Two weeks Is a few weeks

That's crazy Year long Ant life Yeah What are you fucking I guess like, ant farms seem awesome now. Yeah, that's true. You get to know your ants.

Male ants only live for a few days. Know your ants to me. Keep your aunts close. Keep your friends. Keep your France close. Keep your France close and your Englishman closer. No, keep your, hang on. Keep your France close and your enemies.

and a bees Anta bees closer And colonies Closor Yeah, that's really good I'm gonna replace all of my friends with ants Yeah, that's a good idea Yeah, you got a good couple weeks

Yeah, yeah, yeah Like what's an ant doing in two weeks? Like is that a fulfilling life? I would love, I mean, yes Drinking there's any way Yeah, I could like Dip an ant in like Yeah, go on

Some, like, let's say like For the sake of this Let's say like an ink that doesn't immediately dry Just like a track what an ants up to Like just like following it Yeah I reckon dude I think they've probably done that Yeah yeah yeah you can put up

Yeah but do you're in Dusha's home lab To check out But you're like having like a big ant colony And then being like painting one hand Painting one end just like a little like white Or something so you can just see it How'd you get over there? What are you doing? So they've done like

You're being ostracized because someone painted you white And now you're rotting and dying Yeah What? I don't who were ants, that probably wouldn't do shit. Yeah. You've got to fuck with their pheromones. I think paint would do that.

I think paint would affect the ant. Well, it depends on what kind of pain. Well, lead-based pain. Or just like paint. I think any paint is going to put off enough of a scent that the other ants are like, this ant is fucked. Standing in dog shit would probably fuck up their pheromones.

I don't know. Because, again, they've done stuff where it's like, you know, to prove that they have pheromones. They've gotten that, like, that scent gland that they do. And they've like, I think the biology, whatever, like, would sign his name. in like that ant liquid or whatever it is the ant the pheromone

and then ants would follow that train to be like, see, that's what they're doing they're following this trail and there is stuff where you can spray an ant with like the pheromone of like a dead ant and they take it to the ant graveyard which is very funny or like the ant puts themselves

into the hand graveyard as well Oh guess I'm dead Oh, that does happen the ant that you've sprayed with the dead ant thinks that they're dead So they just go away from graveyard and die I started thinking once with ants, another ant experiment, where they wanted to prove that ants counted their steps

or something like that. And so it was like something to do with the ants figuring out how far away things were. I forget what they did. And the two things they did to the ant, they fucked off some ants, too. One, they snipped their legs shorter. So that the ant, because the ant, if the ant's doing, say, 50 steps,

but it's doing it at regular leg pace. Yeah. When they did it with the little steps, less leg. They thought they were at the ant hill, but they were like a couple of centimeters away, and they were like, where the fuck is the hole?

And then they did another thing where they gave the ant stilts and the ant overshot the hole. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And was like, what is going on? What does a lost ant look like? What does, like, snipped legs of what an ant look like,

like Jesus Christ? Yeah, dude. I feel, like, I don't know. That just feels real bad. Brother, that's science, dude. They're doing mice cancer and shit. Let me tell you about a little experiment called MK Ultra. Yeah, that's right, dude.

They're giving the ants LSD and making them kill the price. Yeah, they're giving the ants MK.O.T. Yeah, dude. Absolutely. So I think, like, when you all boil it down and, like, all said and done, hush little baby, it's just like, shut the fuck up, baby. I will go to any length imaginable. I'll buy you any beasts of the.

A beast of burden? It's yours. Yeah, you want a dog? You want a dog's? You want some sort of... What do you reckon of the animals in Hush Little Baby? Which one would you be the most comfortable having the baby, like, spend time with a dog? Dog?

Bird, I was thinking. Depends what kind of dog, actually, now, I think. Yeah, birds are safe. A dog's safe. Birds aren't safe. You can give a baby... A mocking bird? How big's a mocking bird?

It's a little bird's like a handful. What? How big's a mocking bird? I'll find out for you. Because I'm worried about... I think you're going to check it. Things I'm worried about with the bird. Chickens are horrible.

Birds are bad with babies. You're going to be careful with certain dogs. But things I'm worried about with the bird. I'm worried about my baby's eyes and my baby's tongue. Things I'm worried about with a dog, I'm worried it's getting mauled. Yeah. The whole baby. With a bull, I'm worried I'm going to get mauled by its horns.

Dogs safer than bird for a baby. Horse. Because dogs seem to have the ability to be like, not all dogs. Yeah. I would never say all dogs. Yeah. Not all dogs, yeah. But certain dogs seem to have the ability to be like small baby.

Baby, a baby person is a baby to a dog still. Potentially, but also the other problem is this like something is here. It smells wrong and it's screaming. Yeah, shut up. The bird will also react badly. But the bird might just go. I got a horse. 25 centimetres long for a mocking bird.

Horse though. Is that wingtip to wingtip? What do you mean 25 centimeters long? That's fucking. huge if it's big to tail That's, it... I'm thinking a horseback. That would have to be wingspan. Yeah.

21 to 25 centimetres long and weighs between 52 and 65 grams. Yeah, it's wingspan because if it was the other way, that's... That's a long moon. Mockingbird doesn't seem that big. Yeah. Like, yeah, a horse, though, I don't know why. A horse feels like... Like, a horse feels like it knows, you know?

And a horse is like... There's no cats there, because cats love to sleep on a baby's head. Yeah. The worst thing, a horse... A horse is just going to, like, put its big, gross little horse lips on its head, Yeah. I can imagine a horse... No, horse might think baby apple. Yeah, baby's got a big round head like an apple.

And if it's been crying, it's really random. And the horse goes, that's a big-ass apple. Oh, God. I think it's really easy to imagine. My horse's lips can't wait to bite it. It's easy to picture a horse's lips. Not necessarily biting the baby, but just going... On a baby's head.

If the horse promised not to bite the baby, the baby would like that. Yeah, I think so, too, dude. Having its head sucked by a horse. That's why I'm thinking, like, if it wasn't a bull but a cow, I reckon the cow would be the safest. Yeah. Cows know what the fucks are. I don't, I think a cow knows. Exactly.

Yeah. There's a big bag of blood and meat. Yeah, that's true, dude. I guess if it's a cow, the baby can suckle on the teeth, too. That's not good for baby. Cow milk? Yeah. Goat milk is good for baby.

Well, even, I mean, you got out to pet. I mean, like, you shouldn't be giving a baby cow milk until like a year. But can you give a calf? But then again, some formula is. Can you give a calf human milk? No one's doing the real studies, dude If you could If you can nurse a cough on a human breast

What's that doing? In a movie I've seen a Raven be breastfed, the witch Raven gets breastfed in that I'm seeing like a dog gets breastfed Oh no, a fox gets breastfed in Antichrist That's awesome I famously watched on a plane

Yeah, that's really cool Wonderful Yeah I remember like seeing I think it was where was this What's either, was it on, like, in a woman's day or on a dark part of the internet? I've definitely seen, like, someone, yeah, either, I think it was like a woman's day to be like, and I'm breastfeeding my dog. That's awesome, dude.

Why? That rules. Why, did you do this? And so, yeah. That's a really fine line of, like, are you crazy or are you fucking the dog? Yeah. Which I will say. It's pretty crazy.

Yeah, yeah. There's definitely, I think I've seen some of like. You could breastfeed a monkey, I guess. Yeah. Absolutely. Monkey knows what it's doing. Yeah. You know?

I guess you could probably... Monkey knows its way around a tit. Yeah. I guess you could, yeah, be a wet nurse to most other mammals. Wet nurse is an awesome phrase. Yeah, dude. Bring them back. Cool thing to see, too.

Yeah? Yeah. Perusing? What do you mean? I don't know. Wet nurse. Like a nurse that's got wet or something in the rain? Oh, you don't know what a wet nurse is.

No, I do. I do. You're just saving your life. here by pretending you don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Trying to save that offhand comment of like, cool thing to see. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just trying to save my goddamn life every day, dude. Yeah. At least in the fucking bread, dude. Yeah. Hey, that's true. I think I would, okay, when it comes to wet nurse horniness and fucking bread, mm-hmm.

I'd be happy you to find out your fucking bread. Yeah. If I found out you were Googling wet nurses. Yeah, that would be upsetting. Yeah. So I'm like, how would he know, like, the difference between, you know, just regular breastfeeding and then a wet-nose breastfeeding, how does he know the difference? That's extremely specific. And why, yeah, that's extremely.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, let us know. Do you fuck Brad? Yeah, let us know how unsavory is Jackson as a human being. That is important to get, come to the bottom. Yeah, was it heartbreaking to hear the plumbing the death star at DEI hires? Yeah, yeah. All three of us.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. This whole blocker, Joe Biden started plumbing the death still. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He said, you've got to make waves for Kamala Harris to come through. See, Big Woke was just like, he's like, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up. You're letting the get, well, you fuck that up. You're doing a bad now.

Yeah. What are you doing? Yeah. They're not happy with us. Yeah. Sorry, Big Woke. Tim Wals keeps texting me. Fuck you, he says.

You fucked everything up. You should block his number, dude. That's abuse. No, he's all right. Fair enough. I like to drunk text him. Anyway, any of every now and then, Walsie, what's up? Where are you, man?

And you just post your address. Yeah, I keep, like, location sharing with Tim Wals. He keeps, yeah, he keeps calling me up. And he's like, whizah. I'm like, I like, yeah. Remember? Yeah, I do, Tim Walsh. I do remember.

Yeah, Tim Wals. Yeah, I keep saying on the podcast that if you had more than 100 days or whatever, you would have absolutely won the election. Yes, dude. We say it all the time. We don't talk about fucking bread. Yeah. Who told you that?

Stay out of the Spotify comments, Tim Wals. checks in the mail. Yeah. He's sending it to us, please, for the love of God. Yeah, we're big woke. Yeah. Anyway, on that note, I've been Joe. I've been Jackson.

I've also been Joe. This has been another episode of Plum in the Death Star. What do you think about that, huh? Yeah. This is a whole episode you just listened to, what are you reckon? You got to the fucking end of it and fuck. Good on you, dude. Good on you, dude.

You made it through, bro. Yeah, fucking hell. And...