Plumbing the Death Star - What Do We Think Will Happen in Captain America: Civil War?

Episode Date: April 27, 2016

In which our heroes meet up with their old mate, have some ideological differences, and then get into the worlds biggest punch on as we discuss civil war. We list the many different hulks, struggle to remember the infinity gems, and give thanks shit for sitting on his ass for thirteen movies. Zammit is so unimaginably tired, Duscher talks good blokes and bad blokes, and Jackson just can't remember anyone's names. So grab your friends, find the nearest airport, and just start wailing into one another. Whoever wins, we're tiredWant to help us finally get to bed? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, and we can finally sleep. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sans Pants Radio. In the midnight hour, I can feel your power. Hey everyone, and welcome to this week's midweek, very late notice special of Plumbing the Death Star. Where we ask the important questions like, what do we think is going to happen in Captain America Civil War, the 13th film in the avengers trilogy all right so now i've got the introduction straight off the bat there's just one thing that's 100 gonna happen yep captain america is going to die he's gonna eat the yeah he's gonna die and if he does it i'll be surprised Fucking Bucky is signed on Or whatever his name is John Lawson Josh Lawson I think his name is Trosh Lau

Sebastian Stan Mr Trosh He's signed on for like 13 more films And they're going to make 13 more Captain America And Captain America himself Is signed on for like one more So guys Come come on now. Also, people forget with the Marvel films

that because they're made for both people that like comic books and people that have no fucking idea what a book is. I am very illiterate. And a knight, yes. It means that things that happen in the comic, like big things that happen in the comic book usually still happen in the movies

and are still treated like they're big. So even though there was a run of comics straight after the Civil War called The Death of Captain America where Captain America died. Wow. Time gun. He gets shot with a time gun. He gets shot with a time gun and air quotation marks dies

but really just gets stuck in the wrong bit of time. What is a time gun? It's a gun that puts you in... Hang on. Joel Zammett, comic book expert. Resident nerd. Who was the doctor? I want to say Facilier.

I think that's someone else. Dr. Facilier is the villain from Princess and the Frog. Is that what you mean? It was someone, some Nazi. It's always a Nazi. Just brainwashed Sharon Carter to be like, when the time is right right you'll shoot Captain Or Steve Rogers with this particular gun

Or with a gun maybe And then maybe does Sharon Carter Like I'll wily my way out of this And I'll use a time gun instead No but that doesn't help mate What is a time gun She shoots him And you get shot with it

And you get displaced in time So you're lost in the time stream Sure I hope they introduce a time stream I got tired as I was saying I feel like that if somebody with two time machine guns Just like laying into a crowd Away in time

Now there's your next bloody crossover Of Marvel you're welcome Away in time. Now there's your next bloody crossover of Marvel. You're welcome. Away in time. Captain America, away in time. There we go. So she, Sharon Carter, shoots Captain America. Agent 13 shoots. Who was confirmed for this film, by the way.

Shoots Steve Rogers with a time gun. He just like disappears. And then we just open up with the American Civil War. Captain America pops in and he's like right boys can you imagine for the south to rise again can you imagine how confusing that would be well i mean that's actually captain america doing a rebel yell also that'll be good because that means the next captain america movie will be captain america civil war 2 the first civil war i really like that that's how you open the film because people are like why did captain because that means the next Captain America movie will be Captain America Civil War 2, the first Civil War.

I really like that that's how you open the film because people are like, why did Captain America go back in time from getting shot? Will they use a time gun? Nah. Crossbones will kill him. He'll probably get like shivved or something. Nah, crossbones. He'll get crossbones.

Okay, hang on. So what is the main point of contention in this? Because in the comics it's like unmask yourself reveal your identity to at least the government whatever and cat mario be like no no i don't wanna i based on what we've seen in the trailers and like none of us have seen the you know the deal if you're listening to this but just in case you welcome to the show. was in it really yeah who's he playing I don't know they announced him like two years ago it's something to do with Black Panther from what I remember maybe it's Black Panther's

butler that's good Black Panther's in it as well that's a thing Captain America will scratch Black Panther's

gonna scratch Captain America's shield Wakanda's gonna give me the same issue that wizards do which is a good sentence in that I'm gonna be like

where was he where was he throughout the rest of the things? Well we could also get that with Doctor Strange Cause he is a wizard There you go Because

He is not in this But he's mentioned in The Winter Soldier I'm sure they'll mention him in this They'll be like man and Doctor Strange is happening I'm still fucking annoyed That the stinger for the Age of Ultron At the end wasn't Scarlet Witch Going to see Doctor Strange is happening. I'm still fucking annoyed that the stinger for the Age of Ultron at the end wasn't Scarlet Witch going to see Doctor Strange. Well, what's weird is that Doctor Strange really could. Nah, because we got Thanos being like, yes, it's time for me to do something.

How long does it take you, Thanos? Also, again, this is the 13th movie. He had an infinite stone. He gave one to Loki. What a dickhead. Fuck you, Thanos. This is the 13th film of thanos trying to get the infinite infinity gauntlet and what's it called um the infinite gauntlet infinity gauntlet

what's wrong with you guys and and and stones and he's sitting on a hot zero and we'll still be sitting on a hot negative one yeah because he had one he gave it away gave one away oh wait no he put the glove on. He's got the glove. That's a start. And there's another glove that... See, I like that idea. There's two gloves, so actually there's ten.

There are two gloves in the comics. Is there? Yeah. There's the Infinity Gauntlet and... It's not the Infinity Glove. That's funny. I yelled at you. No, it's the Infinity Gauntlet.

There's the Infinity Gauntlet and, like, I'm sure it's not this, but the Eternity Gauntlet Or something One's good One's evil Bada bing Bada boom

I hope Thanos accidentally Gets a good one And keeps trying to kill people Keeps bringing like Steve Rogers back to life That'd be funny Bringing people out Of the time stream

Caveman No cause he won't be in this Cause this is just gonna be Solely dealing with the Avengers But it is funny That it is taking him 13 Did he just not want to sit up? Because it's not like he's weak or anything.

Like, he could do it. I guess it's that kind of like, he delegated, right? He delegated wrong. Micromanaged like a cockhead. Has he only been on that floating space rock? I guess he's doing something else. No, because he's on the space rock in Avengers Stinger, where everyone's like, who the fuck is this guy

What is this weird pink ball sack Working at a cinema and knowing things About fucking Avengers and just hearing What people say I legitimately heard people being like It's a purple Hulk I like that they said that like I get it No everyone

Oh that's the best thing Classic it's just a purple Hulk Of course Hulk is green sometimes everyone oh that's the best classic it's just a purple hole of course it's from the comic books hulk is green sometimes has a sister sometimes there's a purple hulk in space incredible hulk the real good hulk the purple hulk in space the bad hulk the incredibly bad hulk um bruce banning gets hit by. One of him goes to space and is purple. One of him stays on Earth. Oh yeah, and there was another thing.

So people realized who Thanos was so that when we got the days of future past thing at the end where it's apocalypse, people are like, ah, it's Thanos. Incorrect. No, that was an Egyptian Hulk. Ah, Blue Hulk. One goes to space

One goes back in time All the hulks of the rainbow Just remember Roy G. Bibb You got your red hulk Yellow hulk All the infinite gems just have hulks in them What a twist I reckon

Captain America will die at the end I reckon we're going to get a death in the middle as well. But a consequential death. War Machine looks like he's going to die. I was going to say, because in the comics, they killed off an African-American, so are they going to kill the only African-American? No, I reckon...

No, both of them have a black friend. Oh, they've got two black friends. That's a really weird thing That they do with Marvel characters They're like You've got two options now Everyone has one black friend Who has an African American friend? Who?

Doctor Strange in the movie Yeah everyone's got a black child No not the ancient one The dude that becomes evil Is that guy That I cannot pronounce Okay then Starts with C

Pransky That's not what they came on The guy that's in 12 Years a Slave Yeah yeah yeah That starts His name starts with C? I don't know. I cannot pronounce it.

Cherries. That's close, I guess. Cherries Bismore. Apologies if you're listening to this show. Cherries Bismore. Apologies, Cherries, if you're listening. That's on us for getting your name wrong. What else is going to happen in this movie?

Okay, I don't think War Machine will die. No. Do you want to answer Zama's question he asked like maybe fucking 20 years ago yeah what was your question so i reckon the central conflict of the like the reason that they have a civil war is because captain america keeps one of them i don't remember which keeps talking about like oh we got to be held responsible so i think one of them iron man's probably going to be like look we got to be held responsible that means we got to like properly work for the government and got to have like rules and regulations regarding what we do captain america's got to be like look we got to be held responsible that means we got to like properly work for the government and got to have like rules and regulations regarding what we do

captain america's got to be like no the government was hydra at once yeah i don't want that to happen again he's like have you heard of scrolls because i'm scared are you a scroll imagine imagine if they just go completely off the rails in this movie they're like tony stark's a scroll that was sort of when they did the Breakworld, what it was called. The Beyonder came about and did shit. Fuck. Secret Wars. There you go.

Secret Wars. When they did Civil War 2, but not like Civil War 2 that's coming out. Not Civil War 2 a minority report. No, but like another Civil War. Yeah. It actually is Skrulls. That's good as. That is good.

See, that's... And so, fair enough. That's the kind of bullshit I sign on for when I open a comic book. I want to get to the end. Speaking of Hulk, man, She-Hulk is banging Tony Stark in that one. That's good as.

Super good. I would be scared to bang She-Hulk. Nah, I'm into it. She-Hulk's the whole package, though. Let's talk about that. Smart. Smart. Strong.

Sexy. A wrestler. A lawyer. Wears a leotard sometimes. To court, too. Yeah. That's good. That's against regulation.

My favorite wrestling move, which she does, it's actually one of her moves in Marvel vs. Capcom, is that, like, where they run and then they jump, like, get horizontal in the air and do, like, a double kick. Oh, yeah. Is that a suplex? No, suplex is a throw. Yeah, no, suplex is when you, I don't know. No, the double kick oh yeah is that a suplex no suplex is a throw yeah no suplex is when you i don't know no the double kick whatever i know what you mean but i just imagine she does that to the judge and that makes me happy that's good he's like not guilty you're not guilty

like anyone yeah yeah but like vaginas that's what i want in a muscles that they can she'll control them wait hulk can't yeah no but she can because she can she Yeah Nah, but she can She can, she's in charge Because she's a loyal And also she only got the Gamma stuff through a blood transfusion from the Hulk, right? That's how she got the Hulk Yeah, she got Hulked because she was dying Somebody thought it was a minor hulking

That was a stupid idea Also, she's Hulk all the time but can be chill I don't know, like That's what I'm saying, she's not like a full Hulk Hulk She's like a bit Hulk No, but that's kind of, she's got like, she kind of got the shit end of the deal. I'd prefer to just be like crazy Hulk and not be able to control myself, but also just

be Bruce Banner sometimes. Why? I drank a lot of coffee before this episode. That's true. But yeah, so I think that's going to be the main conflict. What? Also, super funny. What, Hulk is?

No. She Hulk. She Hulk. Who gets custody of She-Hulk Nah central conflict will be that Bucky is back He will do something that he'll get framed Like he'll get framed for something

Will he get framed or did he do it I reckon he'll be framed for it Or because they're still looking for him Like Tony Stark or something will catch him And that's when the shooting in the head thing might happen Or it'll be like You need to be taken to task You need to be made accountable

For all the shit you've done While you were the Winter Soldier We're like 80% sure at this point That you've killed at least one president Yeah? You know what's weird? So Tony Stark kind of doesn't work He's not part of the Avengers anymore

He killed JFK Winter Soldier didn't kill JFK did he? You know what's weird? Yeah? So Tony Stark kind of doesn't work. He's not part of the Avengers anymore, yeah? He killed JFK. Winter Soldier didn't kill JFK, did he? I haven't seen... Oh, no. See, look, the problem with this is... Now I'm confusing movies with comics. Yeah, I've promised myself that I would watch Avengers 2 before this

and even Winter Soldier, but instead I just watched... Do you remember that scene where they all jump at once? Way too much Roseanne That's what Age of Ultron was, it was everyone jumps at once in the snow I hated that scene so much Get out If I want to see all the Avengers do a neat thing

I'll look at the poster The funny thing is they didn't even use that for the poster Like why did that happen? It was the last scene of a trailer, it was a trailer scene Don't worry guys, don't put it in the movie. Hashtag, let me die. If you want to live tweet the movie, use the hashtag, let me die.

I thought Bucky killed JFK. I don't think he killed JFK in the movie. I'm not sure. He froze. Am I just mixing up, like, this and the comic and, like, Days of Future Past? Are you a Skrull? Am I a mixing up this and the comic and Days of Future Past? Are you a Skrull? Am I a Skrull?

It's funny because I don't think Skrulls make a Skrull. They're just like, yes, I'm a Skrull. I wasn't Wolverine. No, but don't Skrull. Try again. I picked up a comic book the other day. I didn't realize that Savage Wolverine was just the title of a Wolverine series. I picked it up expecting to see Wolverine with no nose.

I was so sad. That is sad. That is sad as. No nose Wolverine is my favorite Wolverine.. I picked it up expecting to see Wolverine with no nose. I was so sad. That is sad. No nose Wolverine is my favorite Wolverine. But what I was going to say, Iron Man's no longer part of the Avengers, yeah? Because there's the new Avengers. That's like Skull and Vision. So how weird would Tony Stark to be like the Avengers, we didn't.

But you guys have got to be held accountable. Oh no, that makes sense. I completely forgot about that. So you reckon the Avengers that... So the new Avengers will be... Will probably... Because the new Avengers are headed by Steve Rogers, yeah? Yeah. In a weird way, it makes more sense to flip it.

Like to have Tony Stark be... I mean, Steve Rogers could be like... Or is it going to be... Let's call them, I don't know, like... N'Avengers. Yeah. Nah. New Avengers and New Avengers. Corn. call them i don't know like avengers yeah no new avengers and you have corn

let's call them corn so you have avengers and then you have corn yeah and it's corn is led by tony stark uh-huh yeah because then say say like oh wait no that's not the new avengers the avengers the new avengers they're just off new Avengers and Korn. And then S.H.I.E.L.D. have been like, Oi, Iron Man, can you put together Korn? Because we need to be regulated or some shit. We need to put this freak on a leash. Yeah.

Yes. So can you please put this freak on this leash? And Iron Man's like, yes. That's real stupid. If that's the plot, that's so stupid. They're like, we got the Avengers. No, we don't trust them. So Tony Stark, for some reason, we think your judgment's better.

Well, where the fuck is Tony Stark? What is his role then? Like, what's his... I wonder if they're going to introduce him as like more of like a political... Like, maybe he'll spend the first act of the film just as Tony Stark. And then after he almost gets... Bucky is probably going to... I'm realizing we're seeing this tonight and I am so tired.

No, that's okay. But all right. You'll be in bed by 4 a.m. I'll power through. You'll be fine. You're a chum. You're a solid... You'll be right.

You're a trooper. Go to sleep in the cinema. Buy a comfy bag of popcorn. Yeah. You're like, give me your squishiest popcorn. We're going to a somewhat fancy cinema. It's not Gold Coast. Don't get too excited.

But the chairs are big. You can have a good sleep if you want. You can have like a hot nap, man. Fuck. I'll nap too. I'm going to buy so many choc-tops. I just might not see this movie and sleep outside in the lobby. Yeah, no, that sounds good.

I like, you know, we were like, somebody's going to die in the middle. How funny if it's Spider-Man? I thought you were going to be like, how funny if it's me? Hashtag let me die. Hashtag who will win. Hashtag let me die. Wait, who will win the Batman or whatever? Use that anyway.

It's free now. Team Iron Man. Recycle it. Yeah, that's right. It's Team Iron Man, Team Cap. They're the hashtags. Just in case you want to tweet in the movie, I guess. Don't. I'll kick you out. See in Melbourne Central, right? Yeah. It's Team Iron Man, Team Cap. They're the hashtags. Well, just in case you want to tweet in the movie, I guess. There's this like... Don't, I'll kick you out.

See in Melbourne Central, right? Yeah. If you go back, the people have drawn comics, whatever, to sort of promote the film. Yeah. And they've just got all the people kind of fighting together

and all saying shit. But then they've got the one with the speech bubble of Cap America and Cap America is saying hashtag Team Cap. Do you even know what a hashtag is, Cap? I sincerely doubt that. Captain America is not on Twitter. His Twitter account is probably like,

how do I use Twitter? And then a hashtag, not hashtagging anything, and then no other tweets. The word hashtag. No, the third one would be test. Yeah, exactly. And then maybe he's friends with Tony Stark, and that's it.

That's sad for you, Captain America. How much... All right, yes. Go on. Say what? You reckon it's not gonna... Who's gonna die in the middle act? No, I was gonna say it'd be funny if it was Spider-Man

because they've announced a Spider-Man film, and everyone's like, why would you do that? That'd be all right. Spider-Man will have two suits in it. We'll probably see him at first being like, I'm a little kid fighting crime. How do you reckon it's gonna open?

Spider-Man. I? Spider-Man. I reckon Spider-Man. Because he was introduced late and the easiest way to introduce him into the film is to have a scene that's unrelated to everything else. That would be clever. Mirror the... This would be a good way of opening it if you want to do that.

Mirror the Iron Man post-cred scene replace iron man with spider-man and tony stark with no nick fury with tony stark yeah there you go then it's like in queens or whatever so spider-man spider-man spider-man and around you'll see him stop a crime and then he'll walk in somewhere guy nah we'll punch it in the face that iron man will just be like nah because iron man's not gonna be iron manning it first he's gonna be tony starking it And then he'll walk in somewhere Punch a guy Nah Punch it in the face And Iron Man will just be like Nah Because Iron Man's not going to be Iron Man-ing it

He's going to be Tony Stark-ing it He's right Because Tony's Unless If he's Iron Man-ing it How about this How about this You've been promising

To give up the How about this For like 8 movies at this point Fucking hell So like a suburban street In Queens Yep Open

Exterior Day Day yes And then Not day And then Spider-Man He's oh, yeah, not day. And then Spider-Man's around, right? He's a teenager, he's got to go to school. You know, bad guy punches him in the face, whatever, ties him up.

Gets a crook. And as he's there, middle of the day, Tony Stark just walks out, holding a martini. All right. In broad daylight. He's like, oi, you. Day drinking. He'll probably call him Underoos straight off the bat, I reckon.

Oi, Underoos. Oi, Underoos. Join my cornos Join my corn Join my corn Freak on a leash It's fucking rad We start on track 13 Because we're fucking metal as shit

That's the worst thing about that album Like I cannot stand corn And that song makes me want to die But the fact that that album has 12 tracks that have just nothing so that the first song is track 13 makes me want to kill myself why not just call number 1 13

why make it difficult for everyone no because it's new metal and they're hardcore as shit or whatever and they got the spawn dude to draw the cover you're a hassle Todd McFarlane.

Yeah. Okay, here's something to talk about. Not to be confused with Seth McFarlane. Or maybe to be confused with Seth McFarlane, get him to draw the Colin cover. That would be funny. Just Peter Griffin. That'd be good. Like some weird

hopscotch thing. Yeah. So, let's talk about the things They need to introduce in this film Because there's a lot Oh yeah They need to introduce Spider-Man They need to introduce Black Panther and Wakanda

And somehow make that relevant To the Civil War They also need to introduce Bucky again Like reintroduce him Yep They have to make Ant-Man Part of the Avengers now

Oh yeah Bucky's chained up to a toilet I forgot about that Yeah Yeah he's. Bucky's chained up to a toilet. I forgot about that. Yeah, he's there. Bucky's just going through rehab. He's getting off heroin. He's been chasing a monkey real bad. You mean dragon?

No, monkey. Chasing the monkey real bad. They got to chain him up so he can go cold turkey. And that's what corn stands for. It's a rehabilitation thing. Exactly. It's about, like I said, it's a rehabilitation. Exactly. It's kids on... Recreational...

Narcotics. Narcotics. Corn. That doesn't make it sound like they're fixing it. It sounds like a description. No, but Here's the thing I think Ant-Man is gonna have to be The comedic relief of the whole film

And that's real bad Spider-Man's not in it for much He's in it for like less than a minute or something Nah he'll be in it for more than a minute He's like I remember reading something he's not in it for much at all Because he was a late edition Yeah I know I think from what I heard it's like 15 minutes of screen time Which is a very big difference between one and that's and that's like a decent

oh no but wait is it like a four out of our film yeah it goes to four yeah sorry i forgot to tell you guys it's a four hour film super good um just a heads up though it finishes at 10 to 3 um we we joke on this podcast but that's a cold hard truth Colour me time Hashtag Let me die Who was the comedic relief in One Probably Tony Stark

But he's not gonna be Because you're gonna get You forgot Because the most recent superhero movie you saw Was Batman V Superman Which was all punches, no quips. Yeah, that's true. I forgot how heavy it was on the quips, though. I noticed when we first started talking about Man of Steel

when it first came out, we're talking about the return of Superman. I was like, return of Superman, he threw a hot zero punches. And Man of Steel, like, too many punches. Then BVS is like, like again they just still haven't got the punch ratio right. Because he can't punch anyone that's not

doomsday because he'll kill them. Which is fine. That's the struggle. That's the struggle. If you punch someone he'll make their skull inside out.

But he did. He punched a terrorist. No he threw a terrorist he should have. Oh fuck that scene would have been way better if he just punched the terrorist. Just flew he threw a terrorist. He should have. Oh, fuck. That scene would have been way better if he just punched the terrorist.

The terrorist just flew through the wall. Tell me you don't want to do like an x-ray on the side of Superman's fist in slow motion, punching a guy's face, crushing that skull, hitting brain, turning it to just like liquid in his head. No, I like to imagine like an x-ray. You see the punch and it just like the head just bursts into flames.

And then when it comes out of x-ray he's also using his heat vision oh he should use his x-ray vision so he can see that while it's happening that's the type

of Superman we've got is Superman's x-ray vision even part like this is super off topic but is it even part of the DC no neither is freeze breath

freeze breath's the best power I know freeze Lex Luthor put him in put him in the sea put him in a river problem solved that's the puddle

put him in a puddle there we go now Lex give me another mess fuck you bald prick what is going to be the majority why is this film called Captain America is it going to be all about Captain America copping with it or is it going to be the majority why is this film called captain america is it going to be all about captain america copping with it or is it going to be basically like

another avengers what do we well i guess because they're contractually contractually contractually obliged no it's gonna it's because uh iron man won't be like it's not gonna be 50 50 split and you're gonna meant to want to i feel like the film is going to sort of frame it so it could be either way but you're meant to side with captain america feel like the film is going to sort of frame it so it could be either way but you're meant to side with Captain America. And little team Cap. Yeah.

And I have a feeling that because of all the Bucky stuff it's going to be mostly men. Fuck Cap. Yeah I know. I knew you got it wrong. I was waiting for you

to figure it out. That's fine. Hashtag let Zammett die. Hashtag make Zammett die. Hashtag too tired. Yeah. So if you get all midnight screening tonight Use the hashtag too tired and hashtag let me die And we'll be able to see all your tweets

Or just tweet us at Sandspence Radio That's fine too We've got a lot of options tonight If you see us and we look tired We are You got it If anyone's listening to this before you see the movie like the midnight screening keen very keen but okay yes the thing is there's there's so many characters in this

that i feel like it's just gonna be not because you're gonna get the third yeah probably but you're gonna get most of the it's a two hour and 45 minute film don't forget that or two hour 40 minute whatever anyway um so you're gonna get a lot of like little groups. Yeah, that's true. So like things like Vision, Wanda, and those two will probably be together. Although in the trailer, there's a bit of a biff between them.

A little tiff. Bloody few punch-ons. Punch-ons between mates. Hey, it happens when you're a superhero. That's the point of this film. Punch-ons between mates. Punch-ons between mates. Captain America, punch-ons between mates hey it happens when you're a superhero isn't that the point of this film punch-on between mates punch-on between mates yeah Captain America

punch-ons between mates alright so obviously there's gonna be a falling out with these two and they're gonna be revealed as it's all just some big plot

by like a crossbow is it gonna be a Hydra again please let it be Hydra again oh hey you know what honestly because of Captain America

because of the Winter Soldier they might just open with the fact that, yes, Hydra's behind. Not open with it, but just be like... Be very upfront about it. As in the audience is aware straight off the bat. Is it going to be something like, Bucky's gotten free or whatever from his mind Hydra control? He went and he saw the thing, the memorial of him,

and he was like, I was a good bloke once. Why did I become such a bad bloke? Yeah. It just feels like it should be like a Tay-Tay song. I used to be a good bloke but now I'm such a bad bloke. Why didn't I change

what type of bloke I was? That's Taylor Swift's new song, Blokes, on her new album, Blokes. So he's gone and been like, I was a good bloke. Good slash bad bloke. I was a good bloke, now a bad bloke, and I want to be a good bloke again.

Yeah. So he's now free of the Hydra bullshit. So it would be like Hydra converging on Bucky being like, we want Bucky back, because Bucky was good to us. The movie? Killed a bunch of shit. And then Bucky being like, we want Bucky back because Bucky was good to us. The movie? Yeah. Killed a bunch of shit.

And then Captain America being like, no, we got to rehab him. And then maybe Iron Man being, or Tony Stark being like, no, he's got to pay for his crimes. Probably. I have a feeling that that scene that we see in the film where Bucky tries to shoot Tony Stark in the head is going to be pretty early on.

Well, you'd want that to be. Oh yeah, because Tony Stark at that point is just Tony Stark. He's is going to be pretty early on. Well, you'd want that to be. Oh, yeah, because Tony Stark at that point is just Tony Stark. He's not Iron Man-ing. So Bucky might just be flat out. Iron Man might do something and then Bucky's like, you're fucked, mate. Bad bloke Bucky.

And then he tries to shoot him in the head and then Cap's like, what happened to good bloke Bucky? And Bucky's like, oh, God. You're right. I was such a bad bloke for a bit let's be a good bloke or is it going to be something like Hydra he's already under

sort of like is he still Hydra is he not and maybe Hydra like go assassinate Tony Stark yeah could be we never

like his allegiances are but what like fucking it seems like such a personal problem that has nothing to do with Ant-Man

or Black Panther the Vision why does the Vision care why are they all caring like if you're Ant-Man and you Panther the vision why does the vision care why are they all caring like if you're Ant-Man and you've just come you're like I guess maybe I'll join the Avengers I just got this suit and they're like hey fuck not who do you hate hey little bloke you used to be a big bloke and now you're a little bloke don't you remember what it was like to be a little bloke come little little bloke for us. He's going to become a giant bloke.

Oh, 100%. Because he's got a new suit in the trailer. If that happens, I'll be happy. If he becomes real big and eats someone. No, I want to see him. I don't want him to become giant bloke yet. I want him little bloke in this movie. And we see him on an arrow, which is something you're going to be very happy about.

I love that. That's the best use of him. Hawkeye is bloke-y in this movie. And we see him on an arrow, which is something you're going to be very interested in. I love that! That's the best use of him. Hawkeye is an Ant-Man delivery system. They should put, rather than make Ant-Man in the wasp, they should make Ant-Man in the Hawkeye. You know what would be the best move if you were Hawkeye in Ant-Man? You put Ant-Man on an arrow, right? He holds

real tight. Shoot someone in the gut. Then Ant-Man becomes big again. That is cool. And he's just like out of their skin. And then he gets back on the arrow. I think we discussed gut. Then Ant-Man becomes big again. That is cool. And he's just like out of their skin. And then he gets back on the arrow. I think we discussed this in an Ant-Man episode. Hang on. He gets back on the arrow. And then what?

Then Hawkeye goes and picks it up. He gets tiny again. Loads of it again. Yeah, I'm pretty sure we mentioned this in the Ant-Man episode Because Ant-Man could just Like get small Go in people's mouths And then just get big

Actually if he strapped Himself to a boomerang And then just has Like a knife Too bad Captain Boomerang's DC That is a shame That's always a shame There's actually a boomerang

There's a boomerang In Marvel He's a villain He's a Spider-Man villain Oh that's good I like how Marvel and DC They're all the same heroes They're all just different names.

You got your Swamp Men and your men things. You got your boomerangs and your Captain. One's a higher rank. You got your Flash and your Quicksilvers. You got your fucking Captain Marvel and you got your Marvel Comics. No, Captain Marvel and Captain Mar-Vell. Oh, that's right. Very different.

I mean, one's a child who can become a man And one's a space goblin Yeah Three Died of cancer Space cancer Space goblins I thought of cancer But he died in space

Would you call it space cancer? Yeah let's call it space cancer Be glad that you only had Testicular cancer And not space cancer That's true But is that cancer of the space? No because if you went to space

And you still had the cancer That would have been Space testicular cancer You would have had Space balls mate Ah Alright What a reference to space and you still have the cancer, that would have been space testicular cancer. You would have had space balls, mate. Ah! Alright. What a reference.

Like the film, Spaceballs. Anyway, why does Wakanda care? No, what does the country... There's going to have to be a big political thing that they haven't put in the trailer because it would make a bad trailer thing. Unless they're going to do what BBS tried to do, which was like with Superman.

Granny's piss. The political thing, the granny's piss thing, which was every, because Superman is so powerful, right? Yeah, he is. So every action or every non-action is a political statement. So the Avengers are very powerful, so every statement or action and non-action is a political statement. So we need you to be doing something.

But that still seems like an odd jump from them to be like, yeah, and Wakanda's like, well, look. Is Korn like world police? Maybe. Maybe they're like the Interpol of the Avengers. So we have Avengers and then we have world police. What if it's like Bucky does something fucked up in Wakanda? Wait, whose team is Black Panther on?

Team Iron Man. Yeah, good. So Bucky does something fucked up in Wakanda. Black Panther's like, hey! None of that. We gotta police these cunts. Iron Man is like, yeah. Yeah, yes we do.

Uh-huh. And then they fight. Then the punch-ons occur. Is that a theory I have? That's a good one i guess they could do that i don't distract you guys are gonna like this our listeners maybe if they're fucking hardcore shut up a second fans yeah our some our friend full-time friend occasional guest aaron magro just text me to say he set up NMAGS News. Uh-huh. Because Aaron likes to call himself AMAGS, and he started a new Twitter account called NMAGS, as in News Mags.

Okay. And now he's just going to post news. And that's good. About himself or the world? Ah, with him, who knows? Anyway, follow NMAGS News, everyone, for news updates. Classic full-time friend. Anyway, all right, sure.

Aaron Magro. It's a full-time position. It is. Civil War. How do weraw it's a full time position it is civil war how do we think it's going to

end Captain America dying yeah you know what this movie

is this movie Captain America realized whatever it's us

fighting is doing more damage than good kind of like in the civil war arrest me

gets arrested and got shot by crossbones yeah but how are they going to make it so that Captain America will come back in Infinity War?

Space time. Space gloves. No, the time gem or the reality gem. Oh, yeah, the mind gem. Mind gem. Or the fucking... Any of the gems.

There's enough gems. Yeah. All of them together. Ah, hey, there you go. So the gauntlet, whatever, Iron Man gets it and like fill in all grief and shit

over his death as Steve Rogers puts him back. Yeah, props. Bada bing, bada boom, fuck you. Yeah. Bada bing, bada boom, doing your job for you. Yeah, no, although Marvel have a history of death cop-outs, is this one too many? That would be so funny if they just nobody died in this movie.

I really want to say that Thor's hammer's going to crack and it's going to be a gem. But maybe one will go to frog Thor. I reckon that's going to happen in Ragnarok. Yeah, well, Thor's not going to be in this. I'm super pumped. No, he's not in it. No Thor, no Hulk.

I'm real excited for Ragnarok. Yeah, because I... It's like a space road trip with Thor and Hulk. They're the classic straight man and funny man. They're an odd couple. Hulk gets big and angry. Thor is sort of boring. Chuck him in a car, send him to space.

And then they'll meet Purple Hulk. Purple Hulk. He'll be up there. Go to Egypt, they'll meet Blue Hulk. Mate. The best. All the Hulks of the rainbow. Hashtag all the Hulks of the rainbow.

Huh. Okay, yeah, I reckon that's going to happen in Ragnarok. Probably. You reckon it's going to be a space jam? I reckon, yeah, there's going to be some gem in the middle of Thor's hammer. Because, what gem are we missing? Because the soul gem, or the mind gem, is either going to be in fucking... That's Vision's head.

No, that's the other gem. So we're missing two gems. Yeah, but let's talk about the gems. Oh, fuck, this is going to test me. So Loki's staff is the mind gem. You know what? I'm going to save us a lot of time. Give me two seconds.

Let's just Google it. I was going to say there's a power gem, which was the Aegir or whatever it was called. The red thing. The Aether. The Aether. There was the orb. What?

Which orb? The man in space. You mean the power gem? The one in Guardians of the Galaxy? Yeah. Isn't that power gem? The one in Guardians of the Galaxy? Yeah. Isn't that power gem? Rowan. Rohan.

Rohan. Yeah. The accuser. Yeah. That was Ronan. Ronan. Ronan the accuser. Yeah.

Writers of Rohan are not in anything to do with Marvel. That's a good book there. Everyone, don't see Captain America. Read the writers of Rohan Are not in Anything to do with Marvel Wow that's a good book though Everyone Don't see Captain America Read Read the Riders of Rohan No It doesn't appear in the Lord of Rims

You're thinking of Rowan of Rims I'm thinking of Rowan of Rims Emily Rogers Rowan of Rims Fuck I loved Emily Rogers That Emily Rogers wrote some fucking Ripper book

Is it Team Power Incus her as well? Yeah I think so Alright Man that was sick Oh that's right Because they're called stones in this We've been calling them gems like cockheads. Space stone,

which was a tesseract. Bam. Mind stone, which is now Invision's head. Slam. Reality stone, which is the ether, which is the fucking Guardians of the Galaxy. No, that's Thor 2 red shit. Yep. Thank you, man. Power stone, which is the orb.

Jam! Which the Nova Corps currently have since 2014, according to this. I don't know if that is entirely... Yeah. Okay, I guess Guardians of the Galaxy was set in 2014. Anyway, so that means we're missing two. Which ones? They don't have names yet. Which ones?

Dusha, help. Solentime time Spam rhyme Soul and time Soul and time Alright so Guardians of the Galaxy Implies that the two stones Color are either green or orange

Alright so Thor would have the soul No No You gotta be good pure of soul To lift it up You fucking hot Hear this

Hear this shit You fucking cunts Your classic catchphrase It this hear this shit you fucking cunts your classic catchphrase it's hear this shit you stupid cunts the classic Jackson catchphrase ah but yes

in god damn Doctor Strange there will be a stone because that's the pattern yeah stone film not stone film stone film not stone film this is a not stone film so there'll be a stone in Doctor's the pattern. Yeah. Stone film, not stone film. Stone film, not stone film. This is a not stone film, so there'll be a stone in Doctor Strange. And that's gonna be the soul stone. Do you care? Why can't that be the time one? Because that doesn't make sense. He ain't a time doctor,

he's a magic doctor. Alright, also they could just rename the two, like it might be soul and time. It could be, time will be one of them though. Cause his fucking orb of Aragamamo. That's gonna be one as well? as well yeah no that's gonna be the soul one fuck let's just put like eight and dr strange they're all in it i reckon because like you know it gotta be pure of soul or pure of heart or whatever force hammer ain't gonna crash it's not gonna be a gem although

that would be a big reveal that'd be neat like hey don't get me wrong, but it's just not going to happen. No. Because the orb of Agamototo is... Agamemnon. Agamemnon. Agamototo, which plays Africa a lot. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Where's Agamemnon? Where did that come from? Troy.

Oh, that's right. Anyway, his orb necklace is definitely a stone. Like, it's almost... It's the same, it's the right color and it's everything. Fine, I'll concede. Yeah. And then I don't know who gets the time gem, because I don't know who. Kang the Conqueror. Who else is coming?

Black Panther? Inhumans? No, that's been cancelled. Inhumans hasn't been cancelled It's been postponed indefinitely It's been cancelled That sounds like Cancel to me

Who else we got? Captain Marvel's coming Before or after Infinity War? Because she might get it She's coming after Infinity War No yeah But they'll have to have it before Oh no no

I didn't know where she Yeah okay But she's going to be In Infinity War They're doing exactly The same thing with her As what they did with Black Panther I'm pretty sure.

Yeah, I don't know who will get the time one. Maybe that'll be the fucking focus of Infinity War. There is two of them, remember? And they'll both probably be two and a half hours each. Super good. Cool. So, we set up. So, the film starts probably going to be with Spider-Man.

Spider-Man around. And then Tony Stark's going to be like, Oi, you. So, we're going to get the set up of the world. What's that going to be? So, what is the set up? It's going to be like, oi, you, is anyone going to get the setup of the world? What's it going to be? So what is the setup? It's going to be like, yo, here's what is the status quo.

Because you've got to get all that shit out of it. Ah, it's going to open similar to... You need to have a setup of status quo of the actual world. It's going to set up,

I reckon, similar to Avengers 2, how there's like, people being like, hey, what if the Avengers are actually fucking bullshit? Actually, that's what I was going

to say before. There is a chance that this is going to be very similar thematically to Batman v. Superman, but just probably significantly better. Or worse, I guess.

Those are two of the options. Imagine it's significantly worse. Nah. I'd be dead in my seat. You'd just look at me as a skeleton. You'd be like, oh, Jack. I don't know if Marvel can fuck the pooch that much Well that's the thing Batman v Superman is such a unique fucked mess

Like it's I love it so much I think about it every day But yeah I don't think you can really top that in terms of terribleness It'll be at the worst fine People fighting in a car park There'll be punchchons between mates so what is

this current world? what is this world after Slovakia? it's probably going to be like all the Avengers they did good, did they do good? that's going to be the question it's going to be basically the themes of season 2 of Daredevil in a film is it good if a bad

person does a bad thing to make a good thing happen? I mean a good person does a bad thing to make a good thing happen? No. I mean, a good person does a bad thing to make a good thing happen. Also, you better remember that boardroom scene where they're going through the kill count of each of the events. Tony Stark and Steve Rogers are there. Oh, Thunderbolt Ross is also going to be there. Oh, good ass. I love that guy. I hope Abomination's

there. I thought Abomination. He was going to be in Avengers 1. Did you know? No, I did not did not they approached him they were like yo man who used to be on the mentalist or whatever i don't tim rolf tim ross no um do you want to come back and be he was he was game but then they canceled his they like did a few different things instead yeah um but said gave a weak third act yeah what a surprise Marvel Didn't see that one coming Set up a status quo being like Maybe the new Avengers are being trained And then it's at the boardroom

And it's kind of like The government might try to shut down the new Avengers Potentially And they'd be like look we're trying to shut you down Because you're doing worse You're doing a lot more worse than good So instead of the Avengers we're going to set up K so that's here and um tony stark can you please lead it that'll maybe be the status quo i'm gonna go off something similar to that i reckon they're gonna

shut down the avengers the new avengers and then uh capped is gonna still be hunting down metahumans no not shut up bucky bucky oh And he's going to be with Falcon, like a really small group, like sort of doing vigilante work. And then Bucky will... Damn it. I think it was still me. Yeah, it was. It's like...

Is it still recording? It's still recording with a backup there, so we'll see what happens. Interesting. I apologize. Okay. But then also, it's a beanbag. So... Yep. Go on. Like, hey.

So if you're still listening to this, everything went smoothly. And we didn't lose any of the episode. If you're not... Go on. Eat shit, I suppose. Hashtag eat shit. Auntie and Bucky, small vigilante. Oh, yeah.

So I reckon they'll be doing like vigilante shit and that's how they're gonna get Ant-Man cause you get the scene that you got at the end of Ant-Man in yeah yeah yeah and then

that's when they'll chuck him in the truck and that's where you're gonna get that other trailer where he's like oh my god I'm meeting fucking Avengers and shit seek ass right

seek yeah I guess there'll be a period of time in the film where they're just collecting everyone together heist film yeah like yeah I guess there'll be a period of time in the film Where they're just collecting everyone A heist film Yeah I guess Where they're like oh we're in Wakanda

I don't know that's not how they're going to get Wakanda in there His name's not Wakanda that's his house Black Panther of the Wakanda house Wakanda house But you know what I mean That's the country he owns Yeah It's a big house Raquando house. But you know what I mean. That's the country he owns. Yeah.

It's a big house. A lot of roommates. But yeah, so there'll be that sort of period of time. And I guess that'll be the second act, gathering the teams and shit. Yeah. Yeah. And then the third act will just be the biggest punch on in the city. Biggest punch on the Marvel Cinematic Universe has seen so far.

Until Infinity War where the same thing's going to happen again. I reckon the big catalyst is going to be Bucky trying to shoot Iron Man. I reckon everyone's going to be on the fence. You know what I mean? Everyone's going to be like, I don't know if this is a good idea. And then Bucky's going to be trying to shoot Iron Man and then be like, oh, I don't know if this is a good idea. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. And then Bucky's going to probably try and shoot Iron Man

and then be like, yep. Iron Man's like, yep. Nah, you fucked, mate. You're a bad bloke. Bad bloke. Rolled up newspaper. BBB. BBB.

Sorry for that. Second act, yeah, it's just going to be all like little bits of punch-ons here and there. Punch-ons. A couple of punch-ons here and there. Maybe crossbones goofing about. Crossbones? Do you reckon there's going to be villains? Is crossbones not going to be

big players? No. Or is it mostly just going to be... It's going to be Hydra. Is Baron Zemo in this film? Or am I making that up? Yeah, I think he is. Baron Zemo. A villain that how will they make look cool? Okay. He has a purple sock. Here's what they're going to do. Yeah, his face. Here's what they're going to do. Done. Like a heat pack that he wears

as a beanie. Here's what they're going to do. We heat pack he's what they're gonna do we joked about purple hawk yes here's what they're gonna do they're gonna introduce a villain at the start of the film sort of forget about him for a bit he'll come back for a bit there'll be a week third act everyone will cheer that's true okay so there'll be a post credit sequence everyone will forget

about the week third act cuz it'll be way too hyped for fucking Thor 3 Ragnarok. No, but fucking other bloke. Doctor Strange. Weird bloke. What big thing is going to fall from the sky and crash into a little thing?

I don't think that'll happen this time. I think it'll be a building. I reckon they'll fight inside the Avengers complex. Oh, wait, no, it's a street fight. You see it in the trailer. It's airport, isn't it? It's like baggage claims and shit there. That's all right.

Where are they trying to go? It's got a holiday, mate. No, fuck everything we've said in this episode so far. Where do you think they're trying? Why are they at an airport? Where are they going? I think Wakanda's trying to go home because he's sick and tired but nobody's letting him that's my theory his name's not how about they're all going on a holiday and it's like they've had enough and then it's just like

nah border patrol get some gush. Border Patrol, i.e. Tony Stark and his chums. Yes. You know, more think about this. Like with Batman v Superman, which is the last episode like this we did, the trailers didn't give us much, but we guessed the storyline pretty accurately. But there's a big chunk of this. Even though these trailers were pretty detailed, it's kind of hard to tell.

Yeah, it is a little bit. Actually, I don't really know that much going into this I assume Cap's going to die but that's just pride knowledge to the comics And hopefully they don't And hopefully they don't Imagine if they could kill People have been saying that they might twist it and kill Tony Stark That's a possibility

But I don't think so But he's been confirmed to Spider-Man so Maybe he's in a hospital Maybe he's a hologram Maybe he's Jarvis Maybe he gets's a hologram I kind of hope they don't maybe he's Jarvis maybe he gets killed

and gets made Jarvis Mark 2 because Vision is the actual Jarvis and Mark 2 oh yeah Vision looks like he's gonna

eat shit in this as well hopefully but then like him and Wanda kind of have a bit of a fight and they fall in love a fuck fight

he puts a baby in her somehow yeah he's short twins he puts two babies in her good Tony Stark comics. Yeah, he short twins. He puts two babies in her. Good. Tony Stark was like, I'll put sperm in my robot. Wait, is that?

I'm not afraid. I am not afraid. I'll put sperm in my robot. I am not afraid. That's not how it's short. Sure, Jack. that's not how it sure sure Jack you know everyone's like Tony how did this happen he's like you know when I made Ultron I just filled him chock full of jizz

just in case I just wanted a robot to feel human love ejaculation seemed like the next step so what better kind of that is to make him make him a parent Just like Tony Stark and fucking Mark Ruffalo the Hulk

Looking over the body and the thing And he's like not ready And Tony Stark's just with a big jug Move out of the way Like the jug you put on a water cooler And he just like twists it into his head Where the gem goes that's actually a nozzle where you just insert the jizz

that's what fucking that'll be the moral like the ethical dilemma of this should we have put jizz in this robot whose jizz is it don't imagine Tony's time oh no that means that Wanda's pregnant. Oh, Vision and fucking Tony will punch on

because Vision will be like, the baby looks like you. And he'll be like, yeah, I filled you with my jizz. That was fun and filthy. I saved, I was doing that for months. Vision's like, oh God. Oh Lord. But yeah. Like, oh god. Oh lord.

But yeah. Like, it happened. Magic. One day she willed it to be. Because she's a reality bender. Oh, she reality bended her baby. Of course. The more logical explanation than a robot who can ejaculate.

A robot full of jizz is actually a more logical explanation. You're right. Like just semen reserves in his back somewhere You know like there's that oil Jar thing that you use to like Yeah like an old timey Like they used to fix the tin man Yeah that's what I'm imagining that but full of jizz

Oh sluggish I just imagine like Hulk flip him Open the nozzle What's this the jizz What? How flip him. Open the nozzle. What's this? The jizz. What? How else are you going to make a baby?

And be happy and feel human emotions and be a shield around the world. Glug, glug. Imagine that awkward moment as it glugged into Vision. Glug, glug, glug. And they stared each other across the body of the semen robot they made. The new Vision series is actually really cool. He's actually built himself a wife and two kids. That's all right. Good for him.

That's like Bride of Frankenstein. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. I know my fucking literature. My references are bloody on point. They're hot and far. Spaceballs and old-timey literature.

Let me tell you about Roseanne. So, starts off Spider-Man. I will. Being like, boardroom, no more Avengers. We got Korn instead. Yep. Cat America's like, nah, fair. I'll go hunt Robucky down, but not tell anyone. Just call him Robucky.

Dr. Robucky. Dr. Robucky. Eggman. So he does that. He's like, yo, oi, Ant-Man, come over here. He so he does that he's like yo um oi ant man come over here does his stuff he's like hey i got bucky free and bucky's like yay i'm free to go assassinate tony stark he chuffed off and and um kills him roger's like tries to kill him damn tries to kill him then dennis is like oopsie daisies no tony must do something at first he must be like

no we're retiring the Avengers. We're doing something. Because otherwise, Bucky's not going to... There's going to have to be something. Because Bucky... I don't think Bucky's going to be Hydra at that point.

No. Because if he's Hydra, I reckon he's going to be Hydra until he gets stuck in that thing. And then Cap will be like... And then he just sweats it out. Just don't be... Like I said,

he's a dick. He's following the monkey. He's chasing that monkey. Chasing the monkey. He's chasing that monkey. Chasing the monkey. Bad bloke Bucky. The old triple B. Wants to be GBB. Good bloke Bucky.

Yeah. So I think Tony Stark will have to do something. It might even be something really inconsequential. Like maybe even like at the start of the film, how he went and just iced those terrorists. Yeah, that was good. You know what I mean? I mean, like at the start of the first...

Anyway, like that. Something like that. Or even the fact that Tony Stark was once the biggest weapons manufacturer in the land. Bucky might be like, not on. This is a cocky dick. Nah. It's gonna be something to do with Tony will make an announcement. It might even put...

You know what? It might be Tony says something that sort of puts Steve Rogers in trouble. And Bucky's like, that's my mate. Not my man. You're fucked. Yeah. And then shoots him.

He's got the kind of equivalent of getting your older brother to beat up the kid who called you a big, dumb, loser, nerd. Exactly. What you call me? You're fucked. You're fucked,

mate. I'm getting my cousins And your fucked is obviously Like you are Space F U K T You're fucked You're fucked mate But yeah so

Like a text that you would receive in high school And be afraid of Hashtag you're fucked mate But yeah so I imagine either Tony Stark does something or just Bucky decides he's had enough. Yeah. And ices him and then it's like whoa everyone make a decision. Whose side are you on

in this situation? Hashtag who will win. Yep. Hashtag who is going to come out on top in Avengers. No I mean Captain America Civil War It's a long hashtag It's a good one

Yeah and then there'll be punch-ons Where does Wakanda fit into this though? I mean the country and also the guy The man Wakanda I have to assume that something will happen On Wakandan soil To get him involved Because he's a very

He's pretty centralised to his city. Is Gollum in this one? Gollum? Yeah. What's his name? Andy Serkis. Oh. I don't know.

I honestly don't know. Maybe. There could be a connection to him. Why? Who's he? He's his claw. Who's his claw? Guy that uses...

Claws. Is this... No, he's actually... Actually, he doesn't It's like K-L-A-W Oh, I know Claw Yeah, he gets his arm torn off by Ultron Yeah, that's right

So maybe he'll be involved and it'll be Maybe Tony Stark Oh, Martin Freeman He's playing a villain But he won't be a villain at the start He'll be like a bureaucrat dickhead He'll be an Obadiah Cain Stain

Stain Obadiah Cain St Stain? Stain. Obadiah Cain Stain, yeah. Of Iron Man 1. No, well, potentially the thing Tony Stark does is politically related to Wakanda. Like, that could be just how you rope it in. Because, honestly, you've just got to rope him in a bit. Maybe Tony Stark tries to make a Vibramian My Iron Man suit. Yeah.

And then they're just like, no. Maybe he tries to make Ultron again. That wouldn't be surprising that much. Maybe he tries to make Ultron again. That wouldn't be surprising. Maybe he tries to make a whole fleet of Iron Men. Now that Ultron movie was bad. I am surprisingly excited for this, considering how much Age of Ultron broke me. Yeah, I know. Age of Ultron and Ant-Man were like two hot, wet pieces of garbage.

Ant-Man was... BVS really reinvigorated me for this film. Yeah. I'm actually kind of, I'm tired. But I'm excited. I'm excited to see Ant-Man get... BVS really reinvigorated me for this film. I'm actually kind of... I'm tired. But I'm excited. I'm excited to see Ant-Man get little on things and then get big and maybe hit a guy.

He's going to be very big. Maybe step on a dude. Yeah, like I've been asked about this on Twitter and on our Reddit like, oh, you used to love Avengers. Why do you hate it? No, no, I didn't. That was never me.

I saw Avengers 2 and I was like yeah okay and then I saw it again and then I was like you know what I'd prefer to die yep hashtag let me die let me let me die but look hey this film no but Winter Soldier is fucking sick and I'm excited for Civil War I like the Captain America films tend not to disappoint yeah they're my favorite of the uh I would rank oh well I don't know about the third one yet because I haven't seen it. Imagine this whole time I had seen it. That would be rude.

That would be fine, I guess. Yeah, like Captain America 1 and 2 are my favourite Avengers films by far. Captain America 1 is just Indiana Jones but with a shield and that's good. I love Captain America 2. I still love Iron Man 3. Yeah, they're great films.

Yeah. So this film will probably not. Yeah, they're great films. Yeah. So this film will probably not be garbage, but also it might be. Fingers crossed either way. The end. We'll tell you about it tomorrow. And on that note, I've been Joel. I have been Jackson.

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