Plumbing the Death Star - What is the Perfect Length of Time for a Time Loop to Occur?

Episode Date: June 21, 2026

The last time the boys got stuck in a groundhog day situation, things devolved pretty rapidly. Especially when ball peen hammers got involved. This time around we get to pick! JD keeps himself entertained by going on little missions, Zammit is proud of himself for remembering the summer months (this is a big deal for him, don't take it away) and Jackson goes from the cradle to the grave and back again. And again. And again. We don't know much, but we do know how much we hate the mailman and that the neighbourhood dogs are looking especially delicious. Money's in the sink and we'll see you in the next go around fellas, it's been swell!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star. I'm Joe. I'm Jackson. I'm also Joe. Plumbing the Death Star is a comedy, pop culture podcast and ask the important questions. And if you're watching it on YouTube, don't look at my face too much. I realized when I started talking, my God, am I tired? That's so much coffee, though.

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I think that we were actually shocking. way uglier. But unfortunately, we just haven't cleared the... I think now is probably the best we've ever looked. Yeah. Wow. Damn. Damn, brother. Nah. Nah, he's right.

Yeah, he is right. Yeah, yeah. I think look at any past photos, you go, fuck, that's... Jesus Christ, yeah. Anyway, today is question. Yeah, what to ask by a beautiful person. It's a comedy pop culture podcast. Ask the important questions.

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Asura. Asura from the Discord has asked us, what is the perfect length of time for a time loop to occur? Oh, no, you can also, if you have a question, you want us to answer. You can chuck it in the Discord too if you subscribe to the Bad Brain Boys. Links are in the show notes. You get access to the Discord. bonus episodes and a bunch of other shit,

but most importantly, you get to be a little worm on our shoulder, whispering into our little wretched ears. Now, it is important to note that this question is probably in response to an episode we did years ago of how would you survive a ground dog day. And that episode went down in either for me or infamy. For us, just absolutely, for general mutilation.

Yes, yeah. Oh, yeah, because we're four. In your own time loop, eventually you slam your nuts with a ball pean house. That's just, that's just facts. Also, there was a dog in that episode, I think. There's a dog in most episodes. It's like a little Easter egg. When will they who have a dog?

Follow was trying to knock over the mixer. That's right. I think Zoe's off mic in that episode too. Yeah, she's trying not to laugh. And Adam is there playing Rome Total War II. Yeah, exactly. It's a busier. Yeah, it is.

It's a busy. So I guess a time, for me, a perfect time loop, I guess would be maybe, I'm going to week. A week? A week? A week? A month is a bit, yeah. Well, it's a month or I. Okay, sir, I was thinking about this before, like, we saw the question, and there was a moment before we recorded. Yeah. Yes.

Which is rare to have that. That is, we had time to think. We had a moment to thick. Because basically, I was thinking a week. I originally went month in my head as well. Yeah. Because I was like, it's not too long, but it's long enough that. you can kind of, you know

You can plan for the next Well you can sort of like It's like it's not You're still getting a bunch of new experiences 30 days let's say We'll say that's a month It's a standard month Yeah standard guard

We'll pick a month Oh we don't know Yeah you gotta pick a month Yeah can we pick a month the month Yeah You can pick the month Okay Edless summer, Joel Zammett's Endless Summer

Early? Just after New Year's You've made a big mistake Or maybe a good choice Summer months Which one are you picking? There's three to pick from. I'm not helping you.

Let's see. I want to say December is a summer month. Okay. January and February maybe also summer months. I would say, sir. I would say that if you look at a calendar, yes. But that's not, the trick wasn't one of the three summer months. You just have it.

Remember when summer is. Hey, look, if you knew me, that was impressed. Okay. It wasn't a point. I want to say. Do it have to be like a full calendar month? Because I want to go halfway through Jan. Yeah, you can do that.

Whatever. Yeah, halfway through Jan to halfway through Fitt. You're not going to have Christmas? No. No, yeah. Christmas was a terrible. That was the whole thing. That was the trip I thought it was going to fall into.

No new, and especially for Australia, that two weeks of January, everything is closed. Good point. No, thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like the idea that you go like halfway from, because you're a happily married man to start, like, Jan 13 and end Feb 13.

So the teas are Valentine's Day's day, but you never get there. And that's great. You can talk up what you're going to do. You'll never guess. And then you wake up, you know, that's the moment that the curse breaks. Yeah, to break out of the time loop, you had to lie to your wife. That promised the perfect calendar day. It's like, we thought when you promised it you'd actually deliver.

Not that you would just be, babe, I was lying. I was in a time loop In a time loop You understand No, it was real I stood on a magic frog or something What I was going to say originally Is a month is tricky because

It's like quite a long period of time To like then reset And therefore lots of different new experiences So maybe the new experiences Keep you going for long enough But a month is also A long time And in the sense of like personal relationships

Yeah yeah Like A lot can happen in a month. Yeah, dude. Yeah. And like, especially like, not so much, like, if you're a single person, you go out and you're meeting people, a month is fucking ages. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, whatever. But like, if you got a wife or a partner, a relationship can shift dramatically within a month. Absolutely. And if you're like, damn, that was the best month of my life and we've become stronger than ever. So much closer and

then you wake up tomorrow when it's reset. But also, in a time loop, okay, are you seriously and maybe this just, okay. This is how this means. I'm just, seriously. gonna stay with your wife and child. Seriously? You're gonna hang out with your friends and loved ones? The fucking boys? You're not gonna go fuck a hole in the wall or whatever. You can do whatever you want.

You can leave with your wife. You could drill a hole in the wall and you could fuck this shit out of the wall for 30 days and the damage to your penis. It's gone. You're putting with a dry wall. Exactly. And everyone judging you?

Stop doing it. Stop doing it. You can become a pervert, like a shame pervert. You can find a pervert. fuck the wall in front of your friends and family. And then reset. And now you can maybe discover new kinks. And that's awesome.

You could finally answer the question of which wall is the best to fuck. Fuck every wall in the house. Tiled, competent. That's a floor. And then once you're done with your house, the neighbor's house. Yeah. Within a month radius. Well, I was just, maybe this out to me as a true psychopath.

But if you give me infinite months. No. Forever. Wrong. Infinite one month. Infinite one month on a loop. Also wrong, because it's a time loop. Yeah.

And what happens in a time loop? Eventually it breaks. Yeah. Eventually. If there's a break. But you don't know when it's going to be. Yeah. Fuck it.

I'm out. Basically. If it's not obvious. If it's not obvious at first. Yes, I know. Obviously, I need to go in a personal sort of growth experience. Sometimes it's another thing that ends it. Like a machine, destroying a machine.

You're going to destroy a machine. You've got to be nice to a guy. You know, who knows, man? It's so annoying. Either way, you're saying you're a psychopath in a month. Go on. I'm just saying. So how many resets before this, what you're about to say happens?

What? It has to be minimum one because otherwise it's just a normal one. Yeah, how many? How many's a lot? Let me talk it out. How many's a lot, Jackson, before we judge? I have to talk it out. Okay.

Say a number Jackson, less than 10? No, 100? No, no. Probably in the 100. Okay. Okay. That's a long time. Yeah, because, here's the thing.

I have to go, this isn't ending. Then I have to grieve my loved ones. But once that's done, I go, I'm not fucking human anymore, basically. Smadulated, dumpsville population you. Time to go and do fucking, you know, anything else. I just think after enough time. So 100 months, it's like 8.3 years. Yeah, I think probably 8.3 years of living that same month, because you can't remember as well.

I know. That person doesn't grow with you I'm aware, I'm aware I'm aware, look, to be honest he went a different I thought he was going to be like You know, he's not eating them or not? Are you going to be like, that's more months?

Three months. No, I thought he was going to go like They're basically now just they They're not human as opposed to I'm no longer human. They're not human. They're NPCs I would say that Jackson's

I thought he was going to go with you. I would say Jackson's choice is worse because he That is closer Yeah. To the truth sort of. Yeah. Well, I think you're right.

Eventually I would be like, I know everything you're capable of in this month. There's no surprises left. You're not going to grow beyond this point. It's like I've got you trapped in amber. Also, what a bummer. Time to go to Senegal or something. Well, it's also awesome because if you do this, presumably the day that the time

lute starts, you're going to wake back up in your house with your family or partner or whatever. That's what I mean. I live that month. So that means that if you're doing the, if you're doing this, it means you're breaking up with your partner once a month. Why is you, hey, why you're breaking up? Just leave.

Well, yeah, that's what I mean. Leave a rancet, though. See what happens. It might be one of the month. Yeah, exactly. Because a month is enough time for you to become this like other. But it's also enough time to kind of, I guess, do other things. To experience quite a lot.

Because you can travel. You can get on a plane. You can go places. It's kind of anywhere you can go. If it's a week, you can still kind of do that. But you're losing time to travel. Yeah, exactly. A good chunk of that percentage.

If it's a week and you're traveling anywhere really distant, you actually have about like four to three days of actually doing stuff. Oh, no, you're going to fly back. Okay, cool. Oh, no, true point. I think two weeks, but I'll argue why later. Or I can just throw it in now. I think a month is slightly too long because, again, so much can change.

But I think two weeks, you're not, like, it's still very much a life is in standstill. Yeah. But I think two weeks is enough time to do anything really stupid that requires time. The only thing you probably couldn't do is get to space. That's true. That's true. Pretty much everything else is doable. How long, I mean, if you don't have a credit card currently,

how quickly can you obtain a credit card? I think within a week. And you could steal one. That's also? I reckon two weeks, and I would survive not by destroying my life. Not that there's really anything going on. But I got no one to break up with. Just walk out the front door.

See you. See you later. See you later. meant to be coming into work today. Oh, well, it doesn't matter to you. You said something about a time loop. I don't know. I would set myself missions.

Oh. You're like, okay, I got two weeks. What can I do? I'm going to try and knock over Big Ben. That's good because, you know, the two weeks ends. Because I think there's a, in a mission scenario, the less time the better. In a kind of weird way. Because it's like in a video game where when you die, you want to respawn instantly.

Whereas in a month, it's like, I got so much fucking work to do. to get back to that point. Yeah, like, I got to Big Ben and then, you know, and then, like, whatever happens. I got to go to the plane again. I got to book it again. I go to all this stuff again.

It's kind of a funny thing where the less time you have in the time loop, the more directed you have to be. But that's kind of satisfying. Like, if you're like, I have a day, say you're like, I have a day to kill the Prime Minister of Australia. Yeah.

You go, every morning I wake up, and I go, taking another step, taking another step. If you go, I've got a month, you can fuck around. I think, yeah, but I also think the two weeks is sweet for the mission lifestyle that I'm living.

Because I think that you could, I think I could feasibly, like no matter what psychopathic thought I end up having after I devolve into a subhuman. Yeah, yeah. Like I can't even throw out examples because... Yeah. Who knows, dude?

But it's like, yeah, for example, like, okay. Time to try and assassinate a world leader. How many world leaders can I assassinate in two weeks? I'm going to have an affair with Michelle Obama. Do you reckon I could get that in two weeks? Two weeks is for two. That's tricky. You don't have much time to lay brown work.

Affairs are tricky because two weeks to shake the foundations are presumably a beautiful marriage. And also, can I get you a better challenge, maybe? Yeah. You got two weeks to convince both the Obama's entered with Rutherraple. Open their relationship. Joel Obama. I would be. Joe Obama.

Yeah, because the tricky thing is if you're going for the Obama's, it's not just like finding them. and sort of like seduising them. You need to get past security to the point where they're doing. They've got to love my vibe. Yeah, exactly. I feel you've got to enter a lot. Maybe a month.

Maybe a month, but you could do it, maybe three, three weeks. Yeah. Because again, like, you know, because those are, that's your end goal, right? Yeah. You got to be starting doing like, you know, minor celebrities, lesser senators. Get good at it. That's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I would have to practice with people in Victoria. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you got the time to work. I would be sleeping my way to the top of, but in a way that no one's ever done before. Yeah, yeah, yes. Sleeping your way to the top, question mark, question mark. I don't know.

They're definitely doing some fun things. But I think missions are smart because you stop yourself because like the greatest danger and the greatest risk of devolving into eating neighborhood dogs or whatever is on way. It's bored. Yeah.

You know? Because for me, because I don't like, I don't think I would live the mission-based lifestyle. And I think that's why I had devolved. very quick, and especially if it's a month because I just go, well, okay, I've grieved my loved ones, that's done. Every start of the loop, I wake up,

leave, you know, just walk outside and head off. And then I'm just a drift for a month, and dude, 10, 20, 40 of them, I'm eating the neighborhood dogs. I feel like that you're starting your day, your alarm goes off, you pick up

your phone, you snap it in half, you walk outside. Yeah, exactly. Also, I can drive and have a car. I'll figure it. I've got to learn. I got infinite time. Oh, yeah, I was going to say, initially,

sorry, I mean, having a car would help, but no, because after a bit, that just means that I can start mission-based stuff quicker. Yeah,

exactly. But within, yeah. Like, if you're going a month, I'm going two weeks. Yeah. Like within.

Yeah, be pretty quick. Once you know you're 100%, because also, I reckon, yeah, a month is also weird for this because I think that it's high,

like, the first time loop that happens, you go, did I just have the most fucked up am I having a mental break? You need to go through it a couple of... That's the thing. I need to, for me to completely detach

from humanity, I need to have a couple where I go, what the fuck is going on? Then I need to have a couple where I'm trying to fix it. And by a couple, I mean, quite a few. Then I have to have a couple where I'm like, I can't fix this, grieve my loved ones, and then I'm eating the neighborhood dogs.

I think it's... I can't fix this. Eating the neighborhood dogs. No, no, no, no, no, no. There's... I feel like you did not. give enough space between coming to terms and not being able to fix it and grieving your loved ones. Yeah, that's true. I didn't leave much space for that. Everybody grieves differently.

Exactly. You're just grieving. He grieves by eating pets. Okay. Everyone's got their own process. Leave the poor boy alone. Just because I'm eating the neighborhood, because I'm crawling at the backyards and eating children's rabbits and guinea big. Yeah. Just a kid, I'm grieving.

Grimpy, my loved one. Exactly. I'm working up to get your dog. Isn't that your loved one there screaming? Yeah, I've moved on. Yeah, but they're like ants to me or whatever. I'm eating your guinea pig, but none of this is real.

In a couple of months I'll be coming back to eat you. You have to be fucking careful. And you can't prepare for me. Okay? But I can prepare for you. I love the butt time. Arrest me, see if I can. You're a menace.

Because, like, one day, like a groundhog day situation, that doesn't give you any time to really, like you, all of the stuff we're talking about happening, there's no space for any of it to actually happen. So it's just like, you just immediately go crazy. Yeah. But with two weeks or a month, there's going to be a period of time where you're like,

I have had a mental break. And this is, like, I haven't lived the same month. I'm just losing my mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like I'm remembering the month. I don't know what's going on. I wonder how, like, if it was a month, let's go, say it's a year.

And you snap back into that, like, the first, you know, the first day. Like, how long would it take for me to figure out, or for us to figure out that you're in a loop? Would it be like year six? Wait a second. Wait a minute. Wait a moment. I think if it's a year, it goes...

Drawing by like the second loop. Yeah, I think because the first loop I go... You'd notice straight away because your boy would be tiny again. Yeah. John Claude Van Baby. John Claude Van Baby, as we've started calling it. As of 20 minutes ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's strong. No, I mean, like, if it's a year, you wake up at January 1st, say, after, you know, whatever. You go, okay. Waking up, hungover every single... Oh, fuck. That's bad. But you would just go, I guess I, my thought would be I had a mental break and I hallucinated that entire year.

Like when people do like powerful hallucinogenics and they go, oh, I lived like 10 years in a second. I'd be like, that happened to me. That's crazy. And then as the year went by and the thing that I lived in my dream, or in that year that I lived, started kind of happening. Yeah, I'd just be like, that was a crazy dream. But also, and then, do you remember? Happened again. I'd be like, what the fuck?

and then I'd be like that was a crazy dream and then maybe year three I'm like I think I'm trapped in a loop I maybe trapped in a loop but I'm too scared to do anything Oh totally A year is terrifying A year

A year is like so Wild Now that I think about everything but a day is terrifying Well I was going to say my choice was going to be And I know that normally Like you know this may be early But my choice is going to be a lifetime If I'm doing it

Let me die at, you know, 95 and start as a baby again. All right, cool. I'm there. Because we're Moira Xing this. Because if I do that, okay, because that means I go, hey, it's going to be heartbreaking in a different way because I'm going to be like 10 and be like all of my loved ones are out there. Well, you can do it again. Yeah, I probably would the first couple of times.

Or maybe that, maybe, you know, that would be too heartbreaking and I'd live a different life and then I try it again. But that means I can just do different shit. Yeah. And, and it's like, it's, yeah. It's not. Okay, how about this? So let's, like, are you going birth to life? Like, birth to death? Yes, birth to death. Okay, what about, I would, maybe, how's this? And you're keeping your memories every single time. Yeah, which so, which is the, yeah, I'm going to become modest baby in the world. But, the, do the Moira X thing from, like, your X men, whatever, which is basically death to, like, 13.

Oh. So you don't have to deal with primary school. Oh, I, I, maybe. The idea of being a genius baby is funny to me. So I'll do the birth to death. Cradle to grave. Birth? Because I can, huh? Birth?

Birth is an unfortunate consequence of this kind of time loop. I have to get born and be aware. I'd maybe try and go. Be aware in the womb. But that just means as I get old, I'm like, fuck, man. I'm going to have to be in the womb for a while. Yuck, dude. I'd want to.

I don't know. The idea of having to, like, redo puberty as well. Yeah. That sucks. Whatever, dude. So I was thinking, well, yeah, if I could go, you know, maybe, yeah, like. Lifetime's bad. Lifetime's bad, but I'm like 12 plus, like, 12 to death.

I'm like, cool. I don't have to worry about the first 12 years. That's still bad because, like, so part of, like, Groundhog Day, yeah. Like, you retain your memories. Yes. You're not going to remember a lifetime of shit. Yeah.

Which means it's a new experience every time. But I feel like that you'd be going crazy in a way that no one's ever gone crazy before. True. but you wouldn't know What do you mean? Because it's birth till... Look, even 12 till death. By the time you're dying

and then you're starting you get at 12, you would maybe... Like, I don't know, I guess... Birth, no, definitely not. Yeah. Twelve, maybe. Because I'm just thinking

in terms of like how you set yourself up. Yeah. It's kind of like, well... Well, okay. I'd love to avoid high school because you fuck that. I don't write in a fucking essay.

Do an exam? No, thank you. But if but those are the times, you're like, well, if I'm a genius... Yeah, exactly. Or at least a perceived gene. Okay, but if you, if you, okay, you wake up January 1st, the year that you're 12. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. What happened yesterday? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I guess through context clues, you kind of. No, no, no, no. What did people say to you yesterday? What's happening this week?

What the fuck is going on? Well, I just seem like a very confused little boy. Yeah. You would seem, no, because not, baby is fine for this, but 12 is so bad because you'd be like, yeah. My kid has brain damage. You got to go from. You got to deal with being four.

I think 12 is okay. 12 is so bad. Okay, what if I can pick? Because a 12 year old would remember so much. What if it's 12? You won't even, do you remember who you were friends with? Yeah, perfect, right? Yeah.

That transition from, in Australia, we go from like primary school to secondary school. So we kind of lose, like, you know, people kind of go to different places, right? So I reckon, like, that moment there, I'm like, all right, I can kind of pick that moment. Sweet. I. You don't want to be a scary little boy? No, it's too much. No, because I...

And if I'm, if I... There's no appeal there. You're like, mother and father. Mother and father, I can fake... You can fake a little bit. Mother and father, September 11, 2001. Put it in the calendar. What does it mean, son?

You'll know. You'll know. You'll know. Buy Bitcoin. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. I think, yeah, that transition. I want a transition period.

Okay. For that very, very reason. Yeah. So it's either going to be between, like, you know, finished primary school, not the high school, because then you could be like, oh, cool, maybe I'll go try and do a different high school to kind of try and, yeah, because again, it's like where your life goes the trajectory of is kind of, you know, is unfortunately depicted through, like, is dictated.

Dictated, sorry, yes, by either like the high school, the friends you make there, the choices you make that kind of early on, but then also, there's also university. And so it's like after high school, that moment, you go from there. But I think you're already sort of, you know, somewhat set in your way. I don't want to do birth. Yeah. No, I'm like, I don't want to do birth, but to do it from cradle to grave. He can't stop thinking about getting birth this.

Hey, if I could do it waking up, like, in the fucking the bed in the hospital. Well, no, like, when does a baby become sentient? Yeah. God, when is it? Yeah. You should know this. So, like, two, three, one. Brother, we were just hanging out with the baby.

Do you reckon the baby's sent to you? Yeah, I didn't know what you meant by sentient. Because there's, like, where they start to go. There's different, like. phases and certain things. So it's like, yeah, but I try to avoid a lot of that, because also, can you even, can you walk? No, but you

go, I know about walking. And you can probably talk a little bit. The more we talk about this, the worst it gets for me. I think a lifetime is the wrong choice. Yeah, because... I'm doing 12. I'm doing that, yeah, I reckon... I think 12, you're going to spend the first year in hospital getting studied. Ah, you gotta be quiet. Yeah, yeah,

you just got to, you gotta pick it up, you can pick it up. Because when you, okay, the first time it happens. Yeah. You're not going to be prepared for it. Obviously. So you're going to wake up and be so fucking confused. Yeah.

Hospital. Yeah, sure. Maybe they'll be like, and then they're like, what happened? Like, oh, did you hit your head? And you're like, maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think it's going to, they're not going to go crazy. You're not going to dissect me.

No, no, no, no, no. They're not going to dissect you, but you're going to hospital for a lot. For a little bit, maybe. Also, you're putting a lot of my fox. Yeah. I don't know. Your parents, they might just be like, oh, what. He's playing a game, acting weird.

Yeah, exactly. It's like, you wake up and you're like, time to go to school. Yeah. Your parents will drop you off probably. Yeah, to high school. Yeah, yeah. Also, like, whatever. He does a year where he goes in hospital and he finds out that stuff and he

go, right, for the next one, now I know what to say. But then also, a lifetime happens. So let's say, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, let's say 70. Yeah. Back to year time. Well, yeah, good point.

Yeah, yeah. Jump off a cliff. We're putting you in hospital. little, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you will learn eventually, but I feel like that because you're living until the natural death, let's say you're going to die at 85.

You then wake up as a 12-year-old bad the first time. But then I think by the second time, you also probably forget that you even had those feelings because you go... So then I think that knowing that you're in a time loop will take way longer. If it's a year?

If it's your lifetime, sorry? Obviously it will take longer because you're living a full life. I recommend, yeah, maybe... I think you're going to have a really fucked high school experience every single time. Of course. It's going to be fucked because you're an adult and a boy's body.

You're not an adult. You're something else. You're a other creature. You're a post-human. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, but I think that, yeah, well, yeah, but then to be like, okay, cool. Well, I know...

Yeah, you're right. I go down certain paths because you're like, oh, me, because again, you're like, I remember these things, I build up those skills, whatever they may be. And so, like, I can't go and do that. And then you're like, hey, mom, dad. I'm actually a...

genius. Watch me do this, like, whatever it is. Can we, can you enroll me into like, some kind of genius school? Or I don't want to go to that one.

Can I go here? And you time it, like, you know, you eventually figure it out to be like, fuck that nonsense. I'm,

I want to streamline this. I think I'm going to hit that point where I leave, like, which is funny as well. He can be like, okay, five years old.

See you. I'm out. Mom and Dad. Smad you later My bones are fully formed now And my brain is capable of doing more people I'm gonna go eat the neighborhood dog Bye

This is why I'm saying like again Because you got such a long time For your freedom to kick in Yeah yeah And at least yeah 12 I can at least wait Maybe six to yeah Four to six years to be like Yep cool I'm good

I wouldn't want to do high school again Because I think you've picked birth I know why You're doing both schools again You're making the assumption at five, I'm out of it. You're operating under the assumption. I'm going to high school.

You have a life. I'm out of it. It's so funny that your second loop, you're like, I'm not enough school. I'm going to eat the neighborhood dogs. I'm out, okay? I'm off to make my own way in the world. I already learned fast life.

I'm not doing it twice. But I would not, it would bum me out so much, seeing the people I know now and that I care about now as kids. and to know what lives they have ahead of them, I couldn't hack that. I don't know why. Existentially, that would fuck me up. So I would need to go do something else. Does Muppet's, Muppet babies fuck you up?

Baby Kermit doesn't know what's in store for him. He doesn't know that the Muppet show is going to stress him the fuck out, and him and Piggie going to get divorced. He's already stressed and he's only a fucking baby. That poor little boy. Damn. Oh, you could also like, you know, if you know a lot about what's going to happen in the future, whatever, say if you don't say you've got, like,

relative and it's going to be a messy divorce and he's going to be like, oh, hey, she's going to cheat on you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That could be fun. That's true. Play around with people's lives. You can do that within a month, I reckon. Or alternatively pick one year. Or 10 years? I could, nah, see, I'm, yeah,

lifetime or three weeks. Yeah. Is my ideal? Like, 10 years. Well, not lifetime. 12 to 10 years. 10 years would fuck me up so bad. because so much can happen in 10 years. Yeah. And also, again, it's like 10, for example, it's like, all right, 10 years, you're like, okay, cool, okay, I need to get in shape, right? Yeah.

Or like, you want to be like, okay, I want to try and be fit or like whatever. And then you do that. Because if we're, anywhere that's like from now, we're dumping men. Oh, yeah, dude. Everything hurts. 10 years, okay, cool, I got to fix that. I've got to fix that. But then I've got to reset again.

Bullshit. Yeah. Three weeks? It's not enough. It's not enough time. Yeah, you're not doing it true. Life time I can make. I can make those good habits.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just become an Uber man. Yeah. You kind of would. Join the Olympics? It's cool how hollow your life would become. Oh, yeah. But it would take so long to get hollow.

That's kind of good. I mean, the problem with me in a month is that I get hollow in, what did we say, eight years, you know? But if it's a lifetime, I live a bunch of different lives. I suck from the bosom of life. Because, again, what you're remembering, and you're like, oh, yeah, these things happen in that universe when I did this and all these changes. But wow, they're not happening again

because it's not perfect. And then if there's one lifestyle, I guess if you land on decisions that you like, you go, okay, well, I like those. Yeah, I'll do that again. Yeah. It'll be different, but... Nice, nice, nice. Maybe I'll reckon and just see what happens. Yeah. Oh, dude. And because you have like, you know, memories upon memories, you will go a little

insane. Of course. And so you might start forgetting things. Yeah, yeah. It does. It'll be a bit of a surprise. Entirely rule out mission-based lifestyle choice. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because a lifetime's far too long. No, I mean, not necessarily.

You just make the missions bigger. You go, I'm going to become president of the United States. Which will be crazy because I'm born in Australia. Yeah, well, it's a difficult mission. Yeah, you know. I've got to change that constitution. You go, I'm going to find Michelle Obama pre-meeting Barack Obama. Yeah, she's going to become Michelle Dusha.

Exactly. I'm going to be president, Dusha. She'll still be first lady. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's nothing I can do in history and prevent that. Fixed in time. Yeah, yeah. But, okay, well, with the time, I guess it's a time loop, so never mind, yes, the answer is yes.

Yeah. I was going to be like, is it just reset to your birth year every time? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's, then, that's chill. And eventually, yes, I'll go insane. Eventually, yes, I'll be like, wow, life is meaningless. Time to get hit by a truck. Time to be like, what have I spent my life in hospital?

And just try that out, you know? Go to Chernobyl, roll around in the radiation. Wow, this is what it feels like. Yeah. Yeah. Because I think that's what would have. I guess the power and the life, because the lifetime's also tricky.

Because you also remove the kind of abort button. Yeah, yeah. Because you have to spend so long getting to freedom. If it's a year and you go, I fuck this year off. If you get time to make millions and you're in debt to some shady guys. I was going to drown myself in the sink. Yeah, exactly. Try again.

The sink. That's such a good. I ever see. No, the sinks. That's a groom scene. He got your phone on the counter and they're like, Hey, Joel, we're going to come and we're going to chop your penis off because you ever got the money.

You go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. See you're going to go out of being right there. Check the sink, brother. Money's in the sink. Money's in the sink, boys. But yeah, you're right. I think ideal ground hockey style suicide.

You fill the sink, move the tap, so you head, and then hit yourself in the back of the head with a hammer. That's really good. That's bad he is on the back of the head armor doesn't kill you straight away. You're just going to keep don't keep don't you. I just need to knock me out. Oh, yeah. Why is holding your own head under in the inner sink?

Cough done. That's really, it is bad for a lifetime. It's bad to be like the shady man I come to chop my penis off and I'm like, I'm 38. Yeah. I can't be whether doing all of this shit again. Well, if I can get around, like, well, hey, maybe, let's see what happens. Yeah. Because then you get out of it, great, if not, back here.

Yeah, if they chop my penis off or whatever, I go, damn, that sucked. Just grabbing their gun. Ow! Can you kill me, actually? No. Fuck at all. Okay. You'll be trying to drown myself in the sick.

You can't stop me now. We've turned your water off. Oh. Yeah. So I think, yeah, birth is too much. I think 12. But even 12, going back to 12. for some reason, I have 12, I have like 12 less the years and you're like, bad choice, birth is where it's like.

No, I mean, both are bad in that situation, you know. 12, I get in the sense of that's probably the earliest you could go back to. Yeah. Without, because you make, like high school is too important. So, like the problem I was saying, you're going to have with 12, if you try and go to 18, you're going to have that problem real bad. Yeah. Because all of a sudden, you're going to be like, fuck, all these guys' names. I know that in this timeline I was probably with them yesterday.

Yeah, yeah. Did I sleep with any of them? 18's all right, though, for us, Jackson. Yeah. Because that's iPhone era. Wake up, check my phone. Okay, I remember what friends were. Who the fuck is Dave?

Who's this? Dave, who are you? Facebook's also a thing. True, true. So social media, if we go 18. Yeah. So we wake up in 2009. Fuck, dude.

Damn. Too late to stop 9. 9-11. Yeah. Could stop some stuff. Yeah. But then what's the point? What?

I don't know. Just to see what happened. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you stop 9-11. You know, say it's, I, from birth, I stop 9-11. I go, wow, okay. You have to stop 9-11. I'm not doing that every time.

I'm not going out of my way every lifetime. Just stop 9-11. It'll slip through the cracks occasionally. Your 9-1 when 9-11 happens. I can at least warn people, you know? Mom, dad, 9-11. is happening next week. Call someone.

Well, yeah. If I'm, you know, I say it like nine years old, I go, mom, 9-11's coming. I can sense it. A bad thing's going to happen in America. The fact you're saying I can sense it makes me feel like you're going to monetize this somehow. He's going to end up on some CIA blacklids. Maybe he's getting waterboard. George Bush is like, this kid's on to what I'm trying to do.

He's in Al-Qaeda. What's that? I don't remember that. What? What? Yeah. Huh? I'll be like, well, these like Al-Qaeda beheading videos that are leaking on the internet, it's so fucked up.

Look at this child getting beheaded. What? Look at this child getting beheaded. And look, that's not Al-Qaeda. That's the president of the United States. Deep fake, maybe? What's happening? What the fuck's going on?

I'm going lifetime, but I come back at eight, like summer holidays off the high school. Okay. I wouldn't want to go through high school because I wouldn't want to deal with. And I mean, romantic relationships are pretty much out of the question, no matter what. The idea of, like, being, like, an ageless being in high school and somebody has a crush on me, and I have to be like, I'm not interested in. That's why 18s. Because, but even if I'm 18 and, you know, another 18 year old's like, hey, I'm going to be like, you have no idea how old I am.

I'm going to be having sex with 40-year-olds and up, okay? I don't know why, but that feels okay. That's my, that's my limit. Because you're currently 34. Yeah, probably. Probably. Yeah. 18, I just realized that somehow it has caused a lot of problems for myself. So I hope I wake up before I make those decisions.

Yeah, dude. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, that's like I can, yeah, it's just like in terms of diverging paths to do anything kind of like, yeah, life changing or, you know, put you on a certain trajectory. Yeah. Yeah, like, kind of needs to be roundabout like before you finish that, like high school. Yeah. Honestly, the more I think about it, you wake up.

Oh, being in the middle of a, oh. Oh, that's the world. Oh, no. Waking up blowing out your candles on your 16th birthday. Fuck, dude. Why is the cake? Oh, no. Oh, my God.

Because, yeah, you're right. Imagining there, what happened yesterday? What is the current social dynamic? You have to be very quiet and then just be like, yeah. Huh? Sorry, I'm feeling sick. Everyone come into my room and just talk at me for a bit. Tell me what happened in the last 16 years.

Who are we currently not a fan? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you guys always so childlike and ugly? I remember you being more attractive to this. But now you look like a baby and that's disgusting. Yeah, there's a lot of acne happening. Also, you're all really, really stupid and not mature. Yeah, what the fuck?

Can you just say that thing you just said again? Yeah. Now, that's really stupid. Yeah, I'm defensive. Yeah. Do you think that a, because the problem with, I feel like, almost like a lifetime is your more likely to become disillusioned or something. Because in a day, I believe, say it's a day, right?

Classic Groundhog. Classic Groundhog Day really, really opens you up to total mayhem so quickly. I've got this ball peen hammer and a taste for a neighbor dog. I'm crucifying my penis. I wonder if in a way that's better. In a way, yes. Because in a lifetime, if I reach that point, I become the world's greatest serial killer. Like in terms of amount of destruction you can do.

But the problem is with a day, it becomes better in the sense of like it's a pretty clean break of your mental well-being. But when the loop inevitably ends, impossible to go back to being a regular. Absolutely. You're like, please take me to the vet and put me down. I have become a rabbit dog. Even with a lifetime one, that's kind of scary one. is like anything that's actually more than a day because I'm like, I don't know

if I have done the thing I'm meant to do to break the loop. Yeah, yeah, yeah, true. I'm like, but I destroyed the machine. Yeah, I guess I didn't destroy the machine. The lifetime one is just like, it turns out you just, one day in your life you're taking a shit

and you're meant to answer the phone. Again, like, that's just so many options. Yeah. Even three weeks is like a bit too much. So much stuff happens in two to three weeks. It is funny in a lifetime. to be like, you know, like I'm like, say I'm 26. I do the thing, but I don't realize it.

You know, postman who I'm always mean to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chatty to you guys. Oh, here he comes. Here he fucking comes. I'm going to give him the fucking business like I do every day and every lifetime. And watch this and then open the door to go, actually, you know what? I'm not going to call you a cunt and a fuck out this morning.

I'm not going to call you male bitch. I'm going to say hello. Would you like a cookie? Because I think that's more confusing and therefore fuck with you more. Okay. I got that male bitch. But also, if it's a lifetime, imagine you, okay, here's the other really, really, really, really, really scary thing about lifetime. Yeah.

Say you're on Ron 16. You do the thing that breaks the loop. Yeah. You don't know. Well, that's what I mean. So what I was going to say. I'm nice to the postman. I go, you know what I shouldn't go.

call him male bitch. I should call him male friend. And then I go, anyway, I'm on lifetime 98 or whatever. Time to go crucify my penis and eat the neighbor's dogs or whatever. And then shoot myself in the head or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, that's bad. I just kill myself. They go, wow. He crucified

his penis, ate the neighbor's dog, and then shut himself in there. I guess he should have been mean to the male man. I don't know if I was keeping him. He was Really, yeah. Like, you know, every time we hang out with Jack, he opens the door, yells at the mailman, calls him a male bitch, and then, yeah, it goes on his day. Yesterday was different, I guess. He opened the door, had a little wistful, look in his eyes and said,

good morning, male friend. And then to crucify his penis before eating the neighbor's dog. He nailed the sharp of his penis to the middle part of the cross, and then his balls on the two arms. And he looked at us, smiled and said, see you next time, fellas. See you in the next. What did he mean? What did he mean?

What did he mean? That's all. See you in the next go-round, fellas is a bit swel. What? What the fuck. What the fuck? What the fuck? You're expecting to wake up and then just nothing happens.

I'm dead. What the fuck? But see, I. I'm nice to the mailman, and then I eat the neighbor's dog. Because I'm like, you know what? This is the one where I devolve. It's happening. I go, I go, I go.

I'm devolved. My first step of devolving is choosing kindness. I would never. I choose kindness. That ate that delicious neighborhood dog. And then I get to the, you know, I mean, I guess if it's a lifetime, whatever, you get to the end of your life. Yeah. And you go, mm, see you in the next one.

And then you just die. Well, a lifetime is like, what? It's kind of fine. A lot of regular person lives. Yeah, exactly. I just had a dog. That's all that means. You'd go to, like, you know, you'd be going to, like, go to jail, like, for the criminally insane or whatever.

Go to the list of therapy. People being, like, you shouldn't be like, yeah, yeah, whatever. Yeah, you're right. I'm crazy or whatever. I shouldn't do that again. Give me the chair. Who cares? I can't give a shit.

Put me back out. I wanted a dog. Yeah, I say. But, yeah, I guess if it's a year and that happens, then I eat the neighbor's dog and I go, well, anyway, January 1, it's going to be, I'll be back to normal. Yeah. Yeah. And then it ticks over and I go, Yeah.

Oh, it's January 2nd. Yeah, because like if it's a full-on year, like you really want to be doing stuff in December. Yeah. Because you don't want to blow your crazy load too, early. No. It's like, yeah, this whole, day I think may be the perfect. Yeah. Because, yeah, you just, you know you're in a loop kind of almost instantly.

Yeah. And there's not enough time to do too many things. Yeah. And three weeks, there's enough time there to kind of plan some stuff and do some. and do some stuff, but then also like, oh, I'm planning and do some stuff. But also, there's enough good days there to kind of be like, well, like, you know, some days, it's going to be a good day, sometimes it's going to be a bad day, maybe like the monotony of the year. Yeah, yeah.

On the way. But, like, one day, I'm like, I'm contained. Yeah, exactly. I'm contained. But you go through all of the same stages of a time loop, just shorter. Yeah. You go, what the fuck's happening? Am I in a time loop?

Oh, I am in a time loop? Can I fix the time loop? I can't fix the time loop. You do exactly what Bill Murray does. You're like, okay, fuck this. You kill yourself heaps and heap, deep, deep, deep. Yes, dude. See which one's best.

Exactly. Exactly. And you know. And then you're like, okay, I'm stuck in this time loop. Great. What can I do now? And then, like, yeah, maybe you're stuck in a small town. Maybe you're stuck where you currently live.

But then it's like, okay, cool. I have 24 hours. And that's enough to remember. Yeah. That's enough to remember everyone's sort of like habits and moving that. Become like a god for that little town. Again, groundhog day style. Yeah, 24 hours, I think anything longer, I think, yeah, it's a bit too much.

And also anything. longer, I'm worried when I go to sleep. Yeah, true. Because if I go to sleep and then it's like the nothing next day or the again, it's too much. Yeah. Too much. Yeah, yeah. Go to sleep. What about 12 hours? Half a day.

Yeah, half a day. Let's shorten it. Well, you're going to sleep, you know? Yeah. Is it 12 daylight hours? Yeah. It's 12 hours, but you are definitely asleep for the majority. It's from like, what? Like, oh, I'm so sleepy. That's it.

You go. You're not. Yeah. 2 a.m. It's like a 6-hour loop, but you're just asleep. You don't know shit. That's crazy. And also, I think we've been here before. It must sound familiar. Funny though, if it's six hours, but two of them you spend away.

Like, you know, save, I don't know, like 7 a.m. Like, you go, oh, God, I'm in a time loop. When I go to sleep. Other way around. It's like, you know, 10 p.m. or whatever. You're like, I'm just sleepy. I'm so tired, and I know. In six hours.

10 a.m. 10 p.m. But like the night before you had a really bad sleep. So you're like, you know that kind of tired you are where you're like the moment I hit the fill up? Whatever. You just do a bunch of trucker pills and go, yeah, fucking right. Yeah, but I'm tired. And I'm, why am I going to get truck of pills at 10 at night? I'm so tired. That's true.

That's true. I think... What about 10 minutes? Let's go short. Like, really short. 10 minutes would drive you crazy. 10 minutes is pretty hard to do anything. Even if you wanted to try to...

It needs to be like an important 10 minutes. Yeah. It's funny if it's just a minute. Take it as shit. Middle of an episode. That's hell. That's hell. To jump back 10 minutes in this episode,

back to being like, and then I eat the dog. And I go, wait. Didn't I just say that? And you go, well, yeah. You've been saying it's the whole episode. It's a recurring bit. And I go, but didn't I just say it? Yeah.

Okay. And then we spend 10 minutes convincing you that no, you haven't. And then it happens again. Yeah. And then I go, what? Oh. Because time looping in the time loop episode. And also you'd be like, you just see like a jerk from us.

Yeah. You just like slightly move or whatever it is. 10 minutes is bad. And I could only eat the two of you. You wouldn't even be able to in 10 minutes. Yeah. You don't think I could eat one of you in 10 minutes? Okay, so here's the thing, Jackson.

In 10 minutes, you can't improve physically at all. Yeah, okay. You need to overpower one of us and eat, no, actually overpower both of us, and then eat one of us. Actually, the only way that you'd be able to do it is... If I smash this bottle of water from the bathroom tab. You'd have to use weapons, which there is some. But there's two of you.

Yeah, exactly. So, okay, what you're going to do is you have to time this kind of perfectly. You're going to, oh, hang on, pause, I've got to take it. Like, go to the bathroom. True. Leave. Grab like a kitchen knife. Yeah.

And then you've got to pick it. the moment, because you'd know this because you'd be doing this heaps of times, you picked the moment where Dusha was on his phone, and I was looking away, so you'd slip my throat, then like, somehow... Lounge myself over a Dusha, and then stab him in the face. And then eat. And then eat, and then

be like, and I eat the dog! And I was like... I just ate these two. I just ate these two boys. Fucking idiots. And I do it again. I'm in hell. Being here, like, stuck in the middle of an episode for 10 minutes. Because also, like, you couldn't, you could leave.

Like, you could just, like, stand up, run out. But 10 minutes. It's nothing. I don't think I could interact with anyone else I know. No, no way. Maybe run over a neighbor. Yeah, I go next door. I would love to meet that guy.

See what's going on. Me too. Let me in. 10 minutes. What about, okay. Let me in. I want to eat your dog. A minute?

Yeah. That's, I've gone crazy. I go crazy in instantly. And also, what if it's like a time limit minute thing, but like it's like you it's almost like you can see what is it way you can see yourself or you keep living but then like you go back at time but then it's like that kind of thing I have no idea what you're talking about you're talking about you're interacting with yourself oh that kind of shit that kind of time oh like oh actually yes yeah yeah yeah yeah in the movie

beyond the infinite two minutes yes yeah movie good movie okay it's a game um it's a gam dude they have a tv that can see two minutes into the future okay they can talk to the themselves two minutes into the future. They get a lot of shenanigans done with that two minutes. Yeah. Yeah. So I think that's something like that, you know, you know, you're passing around like some information.

But like a minute. A minute is not much. A minute, you would have a cycle, like you would have such a psychotic break. Yeah. But because a minute is so short, you would have a psychotic break where you wouldn't, it would be a new one. Yeah. No one's ever had a break.

Oh, no way, dude. No way. You have like a moment to compose yourself, but then you're back in the loop. Yeah, yeah. It needs to be like... But because one minute, you're probably... You can't change what you're doing, which means that the breakdown you're having

would just be continuous and forever. Yeah, yeah. Yes. You would lose your mind. Yeah, but like, you're really losing. Because you can't even disappear into a realm of fantasy where you're just like in your head because the moment you don't have time.

It resets. Yeah. And like the thought would stop, but then immediately start again. Yeah. Well, because again, you'd be driving. Say you're driving, right? Or you're stuck in traffic.

You know, you're about to like accelerate and then a minute. Yeah. You know, and then you're back, you know, where you were. Oh, yeah. God damn. He would be. God, damn it. Literally.

I've got to be nuts of that post. Man. Is that no big? I'm going to stop being mean to the mail bitch. He's just, he's there next to your car. There he is. Here he is. And motherfucker.

He's wanted on your window to slop the letters out of his hands. I'm stuck there for 10. In years. I can't know. He makes me see red. I don't know. He tried being nice. No.

I never will. It's just like one of the loops that guy the male miss like rolls out of the Have you tried being nice to me? No! No! Shut up, male bitch! Give me your letters. I wish you were dead.

Got to hit him. Back in your car. Fuck. It's not going to end until I killed the mailman. It's like, no. You need to be nice to me. Shut up. One minute's so, so little time to take a human life.

But I fucking got it down. I'll find out, male, bitch. Yeah, well, I think I'm still sticking in my two weeks. I feel like the two weeks is enough for me to do, for me not to lose my mind, also not to become too attached to the situations I'm in. And then at the same time, it also gives me enough time to, like,

try and figure out what's going on and maybe break it out. One minute, the time loop has made me realize that there is a fate worse than eternal damnation. I agree, dude. That has a depiction of torture worse than most depictions of hell. Yeah, yeah. One minute, just on repeat.

And again, I was thinking, like, if it was one minute or even ten minutes or whatever, like, you know. Ten minutes, at least you can do something. But it needs to be just like, you know, a seminal moment of your, like, life. It needs to be like, you know, you were in control of, like,

a plane or a car or there is something happening. We need to make a very split-second decision. Yeah. So you can actually do it, right? Because you need to do it over and over again to get it right. That I'm like, okay, cool. It needs to be just like a very important moment. But even if it's a minute and it's, like, if it's just a minute of this episode. Or like a minute of like, yeah, you're driving around or like you're eating, you're taking a bite of like, you know, breakfast.

For breakfast. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you're like stepping out out of one room being like, wait, what was I doing? Wait, what was I doing? Wait, what was I doing? Wait, what was I doing? Yeah, I'm picking the lifetime, dude, because I think it just gives me more room to do shit. And it gives me some downtime, which I like, if it's a week, I can't rest. Yeah. But if it's a life, I go, well, in this life, why I just... So you're settling on a lifetime. Yeah, I'll do a lifetime, dude.

I'm like, three weeks, because I reckon I could be like, whatever. We'll have we just chalk up that credit card debt. And have fun with that. Yeah. Or for a lifetime, but starting at 12. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I ain't doing birth. Yeah.

I'm doing birth to death. It's neither. Why don't head to the plumbing pot Instagram, jump in the coven, At Plumbing Pot on Instagram, jump in the comments and go, you fucking idiots. The real answer is X, Y, D. What kind of time loop could you be trapped in that wouldn't be pure hell? How long of a time loop do you reckon it would take you listeners to come find us? Yeah, exactly.

They'd be like, you know what? I'm going to go kill plumbing the nest stuff. Maybe. Maybe eat them. You know what? Yeah, fuck this. I'm going to go kill Plumming the Naths. I think you need a month's time loop for that because killing us the satisfying thing would be,

killing one of us. Yeah. Satisfying thing to be like how what does the episode they release after this? Yeah, you need to hear it. Do they just stop? I love that they're like, they probably will keep releasing episodes. I want to know their statement. Yeah, exactly.

What do they say? Hey, it finally happened. One of you was quick enough to kill us. But remember, cunts, there's two laughs. If you kill one of us, we just replace us with an even stupid. stupid or uglier guy. This is a challenge. If you're a stupid ugly guy and you're happy to take over from one of us when we get killed by a big gun.

Yeah. Please. Hey, there's an opening. Well, thank you so much for everyone who listened for everyone who listened. I did say at the start I was tired. So I'm allowed to actually fuck. Yeah, that's okay, dude. Yeah.

Thank you so much to everyone who's listening. Yeah. Thank you so much to everyone who's listening. And thank you to Asura for suggesting the question. And I hope that that, uh, look, there was some genital mutilation. I did keep saying the crucifixion of the penis. It's going to happen. It's going to crucify your penis eventually.

It's just really easy. It's just really easy to imagine a cross. Yeah. With balls nailed to the small nuts. Exactly. I do that. Mate, I've gone down to the hardware store. I have bought a ball peen hammer and a buzz saw.

I know what I'm doing. God, every any intrusive thought, I just imagine, I was at Bunnings the other day, like, looking at a drill. You're just like, yeah. Time to start sounding. Just like looking around. Yeah. Yeah, why not? Drill all in my head.

Fuck it, dude. I'll be back. Maybe it'll work. Yeah. Oh, I'm not dead. Okay. Well, I mean, I guess. That won't do anything?

I can feel it. Should have blackness coming in? Not quite. There it comes. There it is. Took a bit. I figured it out. Entire life again.

It's a bit of fun. Back in bonings in the next, like, loop looking at the drill being. That's right. This is a good. That was a bit of fun. That was a bit of fun. Well, see you guys. On that note, I've been Jill.

I'm a Jackson. That will also be Jill. Don't let the intrusive thoughts weird, I guess. Don't trill your head. Yeah. Don't trill your head. Don't trill your head. Don't trill your head.

Don't trill your head in bonings, guys. Come on, guys. Yeah, you snuffed. You're bad for you. You're bad. Yeah. Snuffing. See ya.

Bye. Thank you.