Plumbing the Death Star - What Superpower Would You Give to Everyone On Earth?

Episode Date: October 11, 2026

Another good one suggested by Belt from the Sanspants+ Discord! Sure we've all heard of Planet Hulk, but what if we had other planets with a homogenised super-power? The Boys put on the wishing hat, and with noses bleeding decide to alter humanity and fishmanity in ways that would potentially lead to our ultimate extinction. We attempt to have good experience to give to our memory fishes to cheer them up after all the horrible thoughts we made them have and if fire meat so good why not fire wash arse better than river wash arse? We no trust fire. Fire hot.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Hey, everyone, and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star. I'm Joe. I'm Jackson. I'm also, Joe. What is Plumbing the Death Star? You've done 700 episodes or whatever, and I can't figure it out. Well, I'm here to tell you, the Plumming the Death Star is a comedy, pop culture podcast that asks the important questions. And sometimes are not just our questions.

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You didn't understand the show. And you're an idiot. You don't know why we picked it and you never will. But yeah, anyway, so today we've dived head first or ass first, into the Discord. And Belts. Another good one. from Belt. Balth is sitting there

and they're throwing out questions like what superpower would you give to every human on Earth? Now this is a good one because we've discussed this before like what if everyone became the Hulk?

I feel like we've had a couple of episodes where that's like where it like drains down to it's like what if everybody was the Hulk but it's always like a bad thing but this time round we're getting to pick

so maybe we can make it beneficial in some way what's going to benefit humanity the most So, okay, we've had Planet Hulk. What if we had Planet Quick? Planet Quick. Everyone has...

Go on. Everyone has... Look, I will say probably Quicksilver is a smarter choice here than the Flash because I know what the Flash can do. Oh, yeah. Time travel and then all of a sudden I never owned any pants. It's not just that my pants are gone. I don't even have pants at home.

It never occurred to me that I need to buy pants. Yeah. You can vibrate through me. Oh, you don't want that. Quicksilver's just a fast guy. Yeah, yeah. Really fast, but can see other fast guys. Yeah.

So if everyone has Quicksilver powers, it just simply means that everywhere is closer, but you also can't get Quicksilver pranked because you can see at the same speed that he moves. And what I like about this is hunting is so easy. Because, like, in terms of evolution, like, humanity are just the best because, oh, we've got to catch. that gazelle and it's going so slow. Well, that's actually a good question. Does this happen from, say, the moment Dusha clicks his fingers? Or has it always happened?

Because if it's always happened, then I don't know what Earth looks like. I can't picture that. Yeah, because Quicksolver can run fast enough to cross, like, like water. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like everything to him is slow-mo when he's activated them powers. Everything, I feel, oh my God, I think. think?

Yeah. If it's from now, it would take time to catch up. But if I went, oh, it's always been like this, stuff my fingers, the rate in which

the human evolution would happen instantly. Yeah. It's true. It would be, I feel like, unknowable. If, like,

since the dawn of humans would have been this far. Yeah. If, like, the first, like, crow magnum man climbs down from the tree,

and he goes, who t'oom! Off he goes. That's everyone imagine a couple of saber-tooth tigers being like, hey, check this out. The fucking,

The monkeys are climbing out of the... Whoa! We've got to get running. Say it's like, huh? Wait, where did they go? Maybe they can't touch the ground. Yeah, you're right, though, because

one, immediately you can go to every other country around Earth. No exploration does not take time. Hunting doesn't take time. You're right, Zamin. Gazelle doesn't know what hit it. No. All of a sudden, it's in half.

But what else are I do wonder because, like, early man, And there's this thing where I'm going to go with like our foreheads and our punches. Yeah. Like there was this weird like arms race between which one would get stronger. Yeah. One moment like a hand, you know, fists got stronger. Head would be like, I get thick.

Yes. And so there was just like, you know, evolutionary arms race. So I can imagine like they'd just start like our prey. Yeah. They'd be fast. They would have to be getting quicker. Yeah. Or slower.

I think that, no. Well, the thing is I feel like any prey that human tired gets extinct before. Because you can't evolve to that speed ever. The gazelle cannot catch up. No, but we also, like, you know, hopefully in early times, ideally, you're not hunting to extinction. You're hunting to feed. No, no, no, but.

I don't know if in the early times... How much of calories are you burning? Yeah, but also, if we're moving that fast, it doesn't matter. Even if we're hunting to eat. Well, and also, like, because, you know, you go, well, like, you know, say a hunter-gatherers, you're only killing a certain amount. But is that because that's all you're... can get?

Yeah. If I was like, I can kill. And also, because, you know, okay, like, any famines that happened, like, because, ah, those gazelles were so hard to fight, you know, good, all this kind of stuff. We're like, we just keep zipping around the world. Eat nothing but elephants, dude. Yeah.

Imagine I run up to an elephant's speed. I got a little dagger. Jump to the elephant's neck. Whoa! Around, head falls off. Exactly. I'm eating. I'm eating.

I'm eating. Just run through an elephant. Yeah. Like, you a dagger out, a mouth, a gape. Yeah. Out the arsehole? Damn. That's so sick.

developed fire? No. Because we could vibrate something fast and cause like heat there. Why did we develop fire? What was the thinking behind that? We could also run so if I was the grass before we have fire. Oh yeah, yeah, true, true, true. But how impatient would we be?

Why did we invent fire? What? What was the thinking of that? Cooking warmth light, right? Yeah, but why do you decide you need to cook? Fuck, I need fire real bad, but I don't know how to do it. Like, imagine the three of us are cavemen. Okay, not too hard to picture. Okay.

Yeah, but then also, like, what... You're a doucheer of a wet sucking down delicious raw gazelle. I go, oh. I hate the parasites I get through you. May I posit a theory. Yeah. So it's where there and it's like it's cold. Yeah.

But thankfully we fire. Yeah. Pass me gazelle. Oh, oh. Oh, bono fingers. Dropping fire. Oh no. Ouching.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Fire heart. Remember. Bit on fire. Wait, wait. Wait, wait.

Wait. Me grab. G. And then I bring it out. Yeah. Like. it good yeah

good just bit of spit it out no still good bit burn fire I don't have a word

for burnt bit fire it's good just not poison poison no fire

fire good fire warm me fire you dead you're dead you try no

you try good then I die I know die Good We wait Okay And then our apostles He no die

He no die You try Give me fire meat Cold Pretty good Where fire gone You're just dumping into the cold Like the cold

Ash Where fire go I don't understand That's good That's ash We say where fire Makes it feel like We didn't light this fire

Some more evolved Cavesmen did, and we came along and stole it. Taste like fire out. Yeah. But I guess what it comes from, lightning strikes an area, that causes fire. Yeah. We go, what the fuck? Yeah.

And then we go, but warm. Yeah, but warm. Oh, I can see. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Well, maybe I did a keep this. Where's that shaman? Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Keep this going and then, yeah, you just, you cook some meat in there.

And then in the oil. Yeah. We've somehow got like a little, something like, you know, Because I'm thinking like that, how do you get to, like, boiling water? Yeah. Fire would be naturally occurring. I mean, like, it happens. Lightning drag, that kind of stuff, yeah.

So, caveman sees that. Prehistoric caveman, smoke it a dark, flicks it in an out of his window. How did he light the cigarette in the first place? Because of a foreign fire were like, he responds to it. Well, early caveman didn't light their cigarette. Not many people know this. They just sucked him out on lead. Just sucked the tobacco.

out. Still good. If you're a caveman and I know that this is definitely 100% certified something we have the answer for. We're doing that thing where we show up our stupidity like freaks in a freak show.

Absolutely. Because a caveman would have seen fire and then recreated it. But what would it have been warmth or light, do you reckon? I know it. I know. I think it would have been like, you know in night how big cat keep eating us?

Boy, do I. And always surprise. I got no leg from the knees down. Yeah, I know when big cat comes in that. Yeah. Got me look out, be nothing there. Then big cat there. I'm just like in the cave.

In the cave. I like have leg out. It's cool out there. Big cat got Jackson. Yeah. Oh, you know, at night, we look into forests and like, don't think big cat. Then the big bird come. Yeah.

Yeah. I know. Yeah, we're not. I'm missing the top of my head. Yeah. So this, oh, look, at midnight, I still see. Yeah. And then maybe experimentation, like, that big cat, it hate this.

It hate life for some reason. I don't know why warm. Yeah. But then it is weird to think, unless it's a Butterfinger situation. Because you go great, we got fire. Maybe you even learn to build a little campfire And you go, it's warm, I can sleep by it, I'm safe Then to go, what if I put my meal in this?

Yeah. I reckon boredom. Yeah, maybe. You go, what else am I doing my meat? Bung it in. It was just like, it was at a, like, sort of like a picnic thing or whatever. And it was just like they had like literally a basketball, like a piccic, a picnic basket.

And it's like, what if we had to put it up here, whatever, and tried to get a ball into it, right? Like, do you know how bored you have to be to get to that point? So surely at some point, like, you know, boredom is great. I think boredom must have been incredible for early man. Because you're like, yeah, what do? Already chased mammoth.

Yeah. Already, you know, made love to cave wife. Yeah. Cave wife. Washed us in river. Yeah. And pride of the adventure of fire. It's like, I'm like, maybe I wash us and river again.

Yeah. Yeah. Already slept. Now I'm awake. And you go, what if I wash us again? Yeah. Yeah. What if I warm ass by fire?

That's pretty good too. Yeah. Oh, I'm so full from all this. You have a deer meat. Yeah. What if I flung it into fire? Yeah. Oh.

You smell nice. And then eat fire. Not fire. Don't eat fire. Eat fire. Okay. All right. Maybe go back to Arson River.

Ha, ha, ha. Hot. Here, guys have figured it out. You know how we wash ass in the river? Yeah. When you eat fire, you to wash mouth in river. Oh. Wash ass in fire?

Yo! Wow! Clean ass. No hair. Smooth ass. Smooth ass. I figure out. Fuck on.

Smooth ass, fuck arse. So far you're meeting other cavemen and they go, how good fire am I? Yeah. For smooth ass, fuck arse. How smooth us? What? We use... We use cook.

Cook. No way. No, no, no way. Clean ass, fuck, clean our, smooth us, fuck us. How smooth us? I show, I show. Fuck us.

Fuck us. Rough ass, bad. Smooth us. No, fuck, ass. Good fuck us. Smooth us, fuck us. Yeah, smooth ass, fuck us. Yeah.

Oh, that's fuck us. Burned cheeks. Bird cheeks. Yeah, be careful. Burned cheeks, slam cheeks? No. Chard ass. Oh.

Yeah, so that's probably how it's how... It's just like if from the... Yeah, back to Quicksilver Powers. Oh, yeah. Even if it happens now. Yeah. Because all of a sudden time, we have way more time in time. Yeah, yeah.

But then also, if all of a sudden, if all of... humanity is like basically, like what difference does it make, basically? No cars. So, yeah. No cars. Environment's way, though. Yeah, no plane. No cars. No plane.

No boat. No car. No car. No boat. But like, yeah, like, because like, you know, just, human gestation is still going to be that nine months, but it would feel longer because you got to wait around. So I feel like, yeah, I think I'd prefer it if it was like from the start. Mm.

Yeah, yeah. Well, right, because either we've all adapted or we're extinct. Yeah. Yeah. And it's literally a coin flip. But if you got that power right now, what would you do with it? Everyone. Just say you, just you.

I'd go for a run, obviously. Yeah, okay, fair enough. I'd just go somewhere quick. Yeah. I think we'd all go somewhere. Where would you go? Where would you go quick? Well, I'd want to go somewhere far, but not that far.

Well, my first thought was, this is really stupid. I'm like Mount Everest. That is dumb. That's dumb because I go freeze to death. Yeah. You forget about oxygen and just die. Jackson's first move is to die. Yeah, yeah.

I was going to go Italy. Okay, nice, dude. I was thinking why, I was like, Bendigo, maybe. Why, it's probably smart. Because, like, I don't know how, yeah, I don't know how how much energy it's going to burn

the same amount of energy as if I just went somewhere, but just faster. Yeah, yeah, maybe. So both dead, I'm tired. Just like running. I don't, like, oh, Australia is big, so maybe I won't be over an ocean. But which ways Italy?

Northish, I say. I would start north. I reckon north. You're going to go north and then west? Yeah. You're going to go up through like Southeast Asia. Yeah, but now, because I run fast, what if I went south?

Oh! froze to death like me. I'm in bandico and I go, damn, I hope those boys didn't go very far because I'm freaking starving. They can try. just run here real quick. I'll give him a buzz. It's just ringing.

Oh, check your location. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, dear. That is funny. Like, if I had to run, like, at superhuman speeds. Because, like, obviously, I can, on a map, I can picture, like, the world. Yeah. But to actually navigate to it, how do you do that? Yeah, I feel like I'd be, because, again, you'd be like, okay, well, I guess I can go via roads, which is the most, I guess, effective way of running. And then I'm like, well, I'm quick, silver.

I'm very fast. I can go over the oceans. Yeah. But you forget how, like, big waves can get. Yeah, absolutely. And like, once you're in the middle of the ocean, when you're bringing a compass? Exactly. And I can't stop.

That would probably be smart. You'd want to bring it. It's funny for me to mock that. Yeah. But you're bringing a compass? Like a loser? Not this guy. I'm heading up in the middle of the ocean.

And I'm just using my fucking wits and the moon to find my way. Yeah. But I guess probably the way I would do it is I would just pick a direction, run, wherever I stopped, you're like, hey, where am I? And then I'd be, okay. And then I'd like reorient myself run in that direction and try and like make my way to the other countries that way. Yeah, I feel I would be terrified of going over water. Yeah. I think I'd try and do the island hopping.

Yeah, I think that's smart. At least you could be like, well, at least I could do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a little bit of stretch of water. But if everybody has that power. Yeah. I guess... I just think, I think that if I, say it's wish magic, and it's just like always has been... You put on the wishing hat. I put on the wishing hat, I go, whew, quicksilver.

It hurts. It hurts. It hurts. Nosebleed. It sucks. It feels like your chest, like you deflates your lungs of it. Yeah, absolutely.

The wishing hat. The world's all fucked up. The man with the wishing hat. I guess, like, if I wished that it had always been like that. Yeah. And then it just changed suddenly. I would go from 2026 to a totally unknowable.

Oh, 100%. Yeah. Because I'm thinking of like a... Like 2000... Wait. Yeah. I'm dark. 2000 years.

Yes. So 2,000 years of running real pretty fast. It happened when Jesus was crucified. I absolve your consent. In the Garden of Eden, you could do this. This was the one thing holding you back. Me being alive. I just love the idea that Jesus is like, yeah, like, I forgive you of all sins.

Also, you can go really fast now. Yeah, it's like a bonus. Hey, I absorb your voice hints. being really good. I'm giving you the miracle of speed. Oh, yeah. Yeah, exactly. You know, those who haven't sin can run really fast.

Oh, that would be so annoying. The moment you go slow? Oh, come on. Well, no, but that's the whole thing. Everyone has original sin. So, everyone goes to run and Jesus is looking as they die. Yeah. And he sees everyone try and run and go normal speed.

And he goes, ha, got them. Got you got your ass. You stupid motherfuckers. That's why I got rid of. I guess we have fast babies And that's it Fast babies But only if they're baptized

Because baptized I think it depends on which particular faith Right Because didn't Jesus He got on the cross So he could say Hey forget From

From now You're good You're in the clear You just kept sitting Yeah Because I don't know if you know These boys Sinning is right

It's the best This podcast is probably Oh yeah It's funny to say probably Yeah I've heard what we say This riff is like one of the big ones. We're blaspheming as we speak all the time.

Literally. We're in the middle of a blaspheme. And I'm like, huh. Are we sinning right now? Did Jesus die for the sin of us? Joking about Jesus dying for us. Yeah, giving everyone super speed. I think with a priest, I could argue this is only glorifying God.

We're spreading the good word. Exactly. I'm being fast for God. It's a good thing Jesus did, but not disparaging him. No, I mean, he didn't give a super spleen. Plumbing the Death Star truly believes that dying is a good thing. Yeah, exactly. Especially for, you know, other people's sins.

Yes, dude. Especially my sin. If I died at 33, I'd be fucking stoked, too. What else am I going to do? What else you got going on that? But you don't even doing it to absolve anything. Listeners might be either being like, Cheryl, don't say that. The last two years, listeners, is there any podcasts I've released you,

you've been like, damn, I'm glad he was alive for that. that. Exactly. And this is all I go going for me at the moment. Things are dying for our boy, JD. Because I was thinking with super speed, it was always there. Like, how much does that, like, change, like, borders of, like, countries? Because, again, like, the idea of, you know, all these, like, border skirmishes and those kind of things. It's basically removing distance. Yeah. Yeah. Like, everything happens in the same place now because everyone could be anywhere at any time. Yeah. And so it's like that mixed with, like, well, what are our clothes going to be like?

because again, are we going to be, it's like, what is the magic, I guess, of Quicksilver? Is it like, as I run, my clothes are also speed resistance, so they don't just disintegrate? Or are we just all naked all the time? I reckon, I reckon. I reckon we're in calloused. Yeah, I think so.

And I think we... And really hard eyes. Yeah. We got eyes like rocks. Are we breeding? Like, what is like, you? Well, I was just thinking about that. More aerodynamic.

So, well, part of the human migration out of Africa, right? Yeah. The reason that there are so many different kinds of people is because that's like slow, right? You go out of Africa and you're hanging out in Europe for a while and settling down because, you know, it takes time. It's not like one long walk.

You're settling down or you're generations, generations, and you're sort of changing to, like, environmental conditions. But that's not happening. Yeah. We look pretty much like we're all African because we just zoomed out of Africa into the rest of the world in a second. And I don't know if we've evolved much. No, no, no, no.

We're still kind of that, like, whatever climb down first from the tree. Yeah, exactly. Why wouldn't we evolve? Because we, like, I mean, we would evolve, but because it's like a sloughing of a time. We'd all evolve in exactly the same way. Yes, yeah, yeah. You wouldn't have that period. Well, we're outpacing every other early hominid, which is really fun.

That's what I mean. Hesiolepithecus is like, I'm really good to climbing trees. Oh, my God. Yeah, I have supernatural speed. I'm very good at running up a tree. Yeah, exactly. I feel like that's the problem. Early humans are probably going to wipe out a lot, like, everything.

Yeah. Just for, because, like, there's no... Or, because, like, there's that... Like, we're smart now or we know that extinction's bad. Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, but, like, even back then, it's, like, the theory that we killed a lot of, like, the other sort of, you know, early men kind of thing. But really, we just kind of bred with them. Yeah.

So, I guess maybe we'd be going, like, long-distance booty calls. Whoa! Right? Because, like, we love a... That is awesome. Ganga's gone. He's gonna fucking go. He's getting a, dude, he's the Mongol Empire.

Maybe space. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm thinking even earlier than that, like, because again, because if you could, why not? And like, in terms of, like, technological, like, arms, you know, you wouldn't need to invent the gun. No. You just got to hold your hand out with this big stick. Would we invent farming? There's probably no need.

Me? I don't know. Because you can't do fast farming. No. I guess you could plant the thing. fast, but you can't make things grow faster. But also, isn't it like we don't really know what it wasn't actually that beneficial to start farming? I'm pretty sure that's true.

No, like, legitimately, the diet is worse. We're unhealthy. If you compare, like, this is something I read, I forget why, but it is true that a hunter-gatherers lifestyle and diet is far superior to a somebody who is living in... Was this a liver king's blog? No, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you read fuckfarmers.com? Did you need to buy some supplements after? Agarian, is that what you call it?

But like an agricultural diet is, and that's people have like, oh, they're like, why did we do it? There's like a lot of like, what stops you? What makes, because when you slow down and you stop in one place and you're eating from one food source, it's like, it's ultimately kind of just, I mean, it's fine, whatever, but it's not as good for you. You're not getting like a variety of diet. Yeah, and you're not traveling, you're not moving. You're sedentary all of a sudden. And also, also, I guess, the early, like, fruits and vegetables, hey, just a little fuck old weird. Well, you're going to breed them.

You're also relying on that. I don't know how to make apples hump. Yeah. Instead of being like, it's cold, I need to go where there's food, you're going, it's cold, my food's wiped out. Jackson read this on Reddit, I believe. I think it was actually in the book A Short History of Nearly Everything is where I read it. Yeah, because this is a known study. Some people say that agriculture may have been the worst blunder in human history.

Whoops. Yeah. I can think of worse. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. They keep on effects. They also talk about like the reason we eat the meats we do, i eat cows. like pork, beef, chicken.

We could catch them for the farm? Well, it's like, we eat them because we've always eaten them. It's not like there's anything special about the cow as a meat or a chicken as a meat. It's like... I feel like chicken was a smart one. The other meats, I'm like not so sure. Yeah, it's just like, that's what we had. They're big, so they could feed the whole tribe.

Yeah, that's true. And I guess iron's good, so we do need red meat. Chickens don't do that, but they give us protein, which we do need. Exactly. 55,000. How long have we been making farms? 2,000 years. Yes, Jesus.

He said, it's super speed farms. And this, everybody, is a cow. You're gonna get to know him very soon. Don't sit on it. That is a sin. Christ has shown us a dildo. No! And that's where any of sense.

Yeah. Well, okay, this is what I was thinking. So yeah, I've maybe wrecked Earth. I think you absolutely. Yeah, I think you definitely have things. We're not humans. We're something else. I was thinking, you know, and I want to do it just... You have like smooth face. Yeah.

Oh, dude, like a triangle. Would look like one of those cycle helmets. So. aerodynamic. I'm going to back into a point and we fight each other by slamming back. I reckon what might save other species is

like if they can fly. So I reckon birds they might be our enemy. Yeah, and birds are always like, you know, birds get good at not landing. We can go so far, but we can't go up. And they can't come down. They can't cut down.

The moment they land. Oh, kill them. We'll kill them. I'll turn it. I'm gonna turn that fucking bird into base. So funny to mention these terrifying, like, yeah, cycle helmet humans, walking around into anti-bird propaganda everywhere. No farms.

You go, I think I wrecked it. With that way, I should not use the wishing out for that. I was thinking it to happen now. I wanted to be an instant thing. You know, not something that's always happened. I want to give everyone Aquaman's ability to talk to fish because I said, fuck to fish, dude. You want to use the ability to talk to fish to talk shit?

shit. Imagine you're a fish. Fish, you're a fuckhead. Fuck you, fish. Now, imagine you're a fish you swimming along. Life's chill. I go, do your bad wish. I put on the wishing hat. And all of a sudden, that fish hears every human being thought at once. Wait, so fish can read thoughts. Wait.

Yeah. Ackerman can talk to fish. Yeah. So Jackson wants to wish for every human being on earth to transmit their thoughts into fish. Only to fish. Okay. Because imagine what that would do to the fish. I imagine you be looking at the ocean, you make the wish, and then you just see fish just float to the surface.

A lot of bubbling. The sea gets real hot. We've pissed off the fish. It's like all these fish just rise up, like giving everyone the finger. It's worked exactly as I'm playing. I'm pissed off all fish. Do we know we're, I guess, broadcasting our thoughts of fish? You know that everything you think you can think to a fish.

Okay, so it's a choice. Okay. Well, like Aquaman can talk to, he goes, I understand. When am I ever finding that out? Why would you, when I made the wish with the wishing had, maybe you get an alert on your phone. You can now talk to fishes.

The fish are going to become, if you think of a fish. The fish are going to be so aware of things that they never even could have got branded. I want to be thinking 69s at a fish. Yeah. Yeah, figure that one out fish. Yeah.

You come long distance on eggs, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a fucking dick. I'm going to think about like a plane to them. Imagine that idiot. Big legs. Hey, here's a, blimp.

To give fish that you're showing them something incomprehensible. Like, I want to fish. The concept of being late to water. Yeah, like, what the fuck's the fish do with that? An octopus is going to slit its own throat. Beeched whales everywhere. Beeched fish.

The fish are coming to shore too. It's like, oh, you know, here's something like, you know, a desert or something. That's a very basic thing. But no, no, no, they have some concepts. Yeah. Yeah. It's blocking someone on Facebook. Go on.

Exactly. Oh, dude. What's the fish doing with that information? It doesn't know what's going on. Sea horses exploding. Yeah. Crazy stuff. Would you think anything out of, like, because obviously it's a choice.

Are you going to say think anything out of character? No, out of fish. That's what I was going to say. Because like, obviously, yes, I mean, the ideal way it works is every single thought you have is transmitted to fish. Funny if it's one fish. I don't want to do that. I don't think that one fish would last very long. No.

But if it's a choice, if you have. You have to intentionally speak to a fish for it to work. Are you ever talking to a fish? It's funny to think threats to the fish. Like, imagine just like looking at a fish in an aquarium and then thinking about picking the fish up and throwing it. The fish is really funny to pick. Like the fish, it's just swimming or whatever. It just slows down and just looks at you.

You've got your face pressed up and nose up. Yeah. I'm thinking about just throwing it at a point five degree angle in the air. You're thinking, stepping on it. It's like just slowly looks at you, like, starts to move backward away from you. Just sliding it in between cheeks. Ass crack fish.

Can you talk to the fish as well? As in the fish talks back? Yeah, yeah, the fish can talk. Well, I believe that's how it works for a cracker, man. Then we're getting what the fish is like. Yeah, but the fish's thoughts are so primitive that you're thinking, I'm going to slide you like a credit cart through an ass crack, and the fish is like, scared.

Not even it would be feel. No. Fear. Rightfully so, fish. Rightfully so. Imagine how that would feel for both the ass and for you, fish. Also, you'd smell crazy after that. It's really easy to imagine.

A fish smell and the ass, the ass cracks smell? That's a bad combination. That's rare to get unintentionally. The only time that happens unintentionally is if you fall in a fish tank, I guess. I like the idea of you telling someone to think that at a fish, right? Because if you're getting really aggressive and you're like, you're looking at someone, say like, I'm looking at you, Jack. I'm like, think at the fish this. A fish sliding between my cheeks. Because then you've got to be like, what the hell?

And then you got to pass that on. Both of you and the fish are like, yeah, what the hell? And me and the fish can, you know, commiserate. Be like, yeah, what's wrong with this guy? But he's right, though. Yeah, he's right. We will do that to you. Now, obviously, okay, not everyone's going to think threats at the fish.

Yeah. I have to accept that. Well, I mean, look, it's going to be a little threatening fish because they think it's funny. Ayos. And then there'll be people that try and befriend the fish. People are going to fall in love with the fish. You're going to see a lot of... A lot of fish marriage.

A lot of fish is getting fucked. Yeah. It's an unintended consequence. Yeah, because you're giving human connection to an animal. Yes. Which is, I think that I think you've famously claimed you'd fuck a dog that could talk to you or whatever. Something in that row. I'm pretty sure you said

the only thing stopping you from fucking a dog is the fact that it can't consent. Yeah, well, yeah, I think that's true. I was making fun of you. Well, if we lived in a world... We really got to stop this. We really got to stop saying things like this guy.

Don't clip that. We really got to... You say it things, bro. This day at age, really got to stop saying that. Hey, that was deep faked, I reckon. Yeah, that was the AI Jackson didn't say he'd fuck a dog

If the dog could say yes Yes, no, no, no That was that was an AI Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah Elon got you Elon can't me, dude And he made you say things

That would make for Elon Musk's perfect world Because Elon Musk wants to fuck dogs Yes, that is true, dude Maybe has I think Yeah, probably I would imagine so And if that's not true When you want to sue us for libel

That was AI which you create GROC did that GROC said that shit, dude Yeah GROC's been talking about it Well, now that we've said that Elon Musk's fuck dogs GROC can say that

That's true actually When GROC inevitably scours This podcast for content And if you ask GROC Like you know Who would be the best at fucking dogs Jackson Bailey Or

No no no no no Pulled from the same podcast Me and my big mouth Yeah A big dog loving mouth Yeah Well people The fish in this scenario

aren't people They're not communicating full, coherent words and sentences too. Yeah, exactly. So if somebody's fucking a fish, that's not on me. That's true. Yeah. No, I know it's not on you. You know, how you feel fish and fish is like, scared.

Yeah. You're like, how are you forming that connection? Horrible if you go, how you feel in fish? It goes, horny. Because I'm talking to you. Yes. Horny. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Show me them titties. Show me them titties. Titties. I think I got to flush my fish.

I don't like this fish. Horny, horny, horny. I just cause someone else is thinking horny thoughts into the fish. It's really funny to imagine. Oh, fish thought breasted. I'm sorry, a man thought breasted this fish. It's really, this is not how it works at all.

The idea of storing your thoughts in your feet. Oh, I've got a memory fish. Yeah, like, this thing's fucked me up, this thing that's out. Like, I see somebody get hit by a truck, and I go, this is too traumatizing. Go home. Thinking into my fish I'm gonna dump it into my memory fish I'm gonna dump it into my memory

The fish is looking slower And sadder and sad Fish getting a little sick It's like kind of grazing along the bottom of the fish They're floating upside down You break off some good thoughts To the fish every now and they're living spirits A beautiful human ass

Just like whoa It just keeps sinking I don't understand A beautiful fish off Two beautiful human asses Tell you one fish That would bomb me out I'd be trying to have nice experiences to give

to my fish. I'll eat a nice dinner and go that one was for the fish. Hey, this is what the taste of ice cream is like. It's pretty nice. I don't think he has taste buds. I think I'm just freaking him out.

Maybe if I go for a swam... Here's what I'll do. I'll have a bath. And then I'll give my memory of the bath to the fish. The fish is experience is taking water from a human point of view.

Being like an ape in warm water with soap. The fish doesn't add an ant on that. Okay, okay. So maybe it wants like, you know, something like only a human could do. So I'll go skydiving. Oh, I'll give it that dots. Because it's, you know, that'll be nice. I'm doing it for the fish.

I think the adrenaline from that thought would kill the fish. Yeah, give it a little heart attack. Yeah. Can fish have heart attacks? They got heart. They got hearts. And then I, you know, get another fish. And then I give the memory of fish having.

a heart attack to that. Yeah, exactly. See what happened? Yeah. I think there's like a real risk of me eating fish food and like trying to have fish experiences to fix my sick memory. You're just like getting sicker and sicker. The fish gets healthy.

You're like like a bunch of chicken eggs aren't jerking off on there. Is that good fish? But the fish. I've done it for the fish. But for the fish that's like, that's so uncanny valley has to be like incomprehensible. Yeah. I gotta go to the aquarium. Get in the tank.

I'm doing this for my sick memory fish. What if fish like to eat? Fish? Fish? Okay, I'll eat fish. If I eat a goldfish. But it's not from a fish's perspective is the problem. This is like if an ape was putting its bad memories into you.

And then the ape tried to have human experiences to calm you down. It's way more. It's not an ape doing it. It's like a cow, like something that's... No, not a bird. It's something that just doesn't have, like, hands or... There's like, no... It's a spider.

A spider puts its bad memories into you, and then the spider's like... Spiders feeling bad. It's like, so the spider crawls on a couch, starts watching the Simpsons. It doesn't know what's going on. I don't like seeing the Simpsons through a spider's eyes. It's really scary. You're remembering having eight limbs and looking... Freaking out.

Stop putting your thoughts in me, spider. Yeah, that's bad. Dude, that's a bad way to live. Yeah, you're saying? Yeah. I think I was saying that that sounds fucking awesome. Yeah. And it's sick to think for a fish.

I think it is, yes. Think for a fish is good. Yeah. Well, yeah, the fish isn't processing that many of its own thoughts. It's like when people, full respect to cat and dog owners all over the world. Shoutouts. Yeah. Man's best friend.

Am I right? Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. When you look at an animal and you go, damn, you're thinking so many thoughts, they're not. Yeah. Who's thinking that?

Yeah. People are. Do you think you've got enough mental capacity? So, like you are thinking for the fish. Yeah, yeah. Fish isn't having any way. But do you think if a fish was offloading its thinking into your brain? I feel like if a fish is...

Would you notice? Oh, well, the thoughts so small that it wouldn't change anything. What a question. Are a vicious thoughts so weak compared to my powerful human thoughts? You would not notice that you were thinking of fish's thoughts in addition to your own thoughts. When you were going, oh, what am I going to cook for dinner tonight? And on some sub-level, you're thinking,

I'm going to go to the other side of the tank. Are you comprehending that in your head? You move to the, like, you know, the pantry, but like, you're going to the other side of the tank. So you end up in some way you didn't think you were going. Like, oh, the pantry's over. Why don't walk over here? Well, I see, that, if that happens to me, that's a worry

because that means the Fisher's thoughts is taking over my thoughts, and I don't like that. Yeah. I'm so weak-willed. That's at a subconscious level. Okay, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the problem, because if it's subconscious that I'm not actively, like, dismissing it, uh, and so it might just creep its way in. It will slowly influence your thoughts. That is true. And suddenly I'm like, you know, it would be great though. Yeah. If it was in, like, a flake floor. Yeah. I wish I was eating everything in flakes. I don't know. I want to go sit on like, you know, a bubbler or something. Yeah,

I need to just be, I want to see bubbles. I mean, sitting on a bubbler. That could be I can feel okay. Yeah. And have we not just got the thoughts of the fish. Yeah, that's true. I mean, you follow through on that, you blow your own ass out. Plus, the fish can't sit down. That's probably what's going to fuck up the fish the most when you sit down and go,

I'm sitting down. The fish just snaps in half trying to do it. I'm putting on my shoes. Oh, dude, because the fish doesn't have feeds. Exactly. Hey, here's a foot fetish. I jerked off to these feet. Whoa.

They're like, I don't understand. I don't understand. That's what the fish is doing. Oh, yeah. Like start panic swimming. Yeah, exactly. I'm going real slow. Is there a single thought that a human being could have that a fish could relate to?

A single thought. I don't think so. I think that every single experience a human being has is wholly unique from a fish. Surely. Surely. Surely love. Yeah. Love.

Love transcendence. Love. He's right. He didn't, you know, we get married, they get fish married. Yeah. Fish divorce. I mean, honestly, the only thing I could think of is love of com shots, because that's how fish impregnate eggs. Yeah, but it's more like cum tributes. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Or cream pies, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn, dude. But if you showed a fish a cream pie, can you imagine what the fuck? The fish would fucking lose its mind. Doesn't know what the fuck's going on. See, I feel like a fish could comprehend the penis. Yeah. I don't know.

I think fish don't know. I don't know. I don't think it could. They got a . They'd be like, what is that sea slug? Yeah. They go, what the hell? I'm gonna get away from this or nibble around the edges.

Yeah. I don't know. I want to say maybe eating is the only, only thing. Yeah. But then if fish eat in such a different way, you know. Yeah. I mean, they guess they chew, but do they? Do they have teeth?

Some do? Some do. Some do. There's that one guy that has like human-looking people. He can comprehend, my dog. He's basically a man. He's having exactly the same experiences as you, but wet. We call him wet, Jackson.

Yeah. I like the little, like the, the, the, the, this is the moor of fish or whatever? The one just just hang off the shark. Those guys fucking, if I was a fish, that's all right. Oh, we know. Oh, same, bro. Just train. Under this outer shark, just hanging out there.

Yeah, not doing anything. Not doing it. Hey, you know how it's like fast I'm going? No, I don't know. I'm going places Mostly those places are attached to this year's shop Exactly this guy is my dinner and my car Oh beautiful combo

I wish I could eat my car I'm too I've created a world where everything's fucked And you created a world where every fish is fucked Yes Well I was thinking Yeah Yeah

Honestly got me thinking really about like You know because yeah why did we stop and eat food Like is it eat like Agriculture Like brains and stuff Yeah And so, unless I wanted to be able to carry a lot of things. Okay.

But now I'm thinking, like, if I can combine both. So I'm imagining because, like, storage is a problem. Yeah. So what if we all, like, you know, it's a bit of a tufa. Okay. If you'll allow me. I'll allow it. So I want to be able to firstly consume anything.

Okay. Matarita lad style. Yep. And also if we could have, like, a bottomless pit or, like, a bottomless bag in our throat that we could store things in. Who superpowers are these? They have to be from some. Do they have to be from some guy?

No, you know what? Let's say cloak. Gotsman. Yeah, let's say cloak. But instead of wearing a cloak, it's in my back of my throat. Okay. Yeah, okay, talk us through what this is good for. Storing things.

Plus, also, if we're talking about, like, efficiency in terms of eating things. Yeah, yeah. So like a built-in pocket. Yeah. But I can take stuff back out of it? Yeah. Like a palican. Yeah.

Okay, interesting. Is it for eating? Well, I think I'm imagining, well, initially, I was thinking just mostly for storage, but I do like the idea of being able to eat a rock. Yeah. Well, I was going to say, I mean, if we can eat anything, which is appealing to me,

does it taste good? Because, like, right now... I want to have it from, like, from go. Okay. From the moment we step down off the, out of that tree. So imagine... Time to eat the ground.

Yeah. You know, eat a big rock. Eat a cheetah hole. Yes, dude. Store my cheater hole in my pocket. Your cheetah hole. Yeah, the whole cheater. Oh.

Yeah, that was a certified Jackson stupid move. Yeah, it was. Hull? I thought he was only taking the cheetah's haul. He started in his pocket to merger for later. I was intrigued by his playing. As a certified holsman, I can understand why you really got excited. You were like, cheetah!

Oh, my God! Leading holzman, exactly. You are a holzman. I'm absolutely a holzman. You're like, you could be the holzman. I believe I am. Yeah. I also believe you are.

Yeah, it's kind of like the, I was going to say woodcutters, but that's not what I meant. Stone cutters. Stone cutters. Yeah. Freemasons? Yeah, the Freemasons? Yeah, except it's the Holesman. Jackson's the booking for new holes, I guess.

I know a leather jacket that's got holes written on the back. Yeah. Or a leather jacket that's got the Shilaboof movie holes on the back. I like the idea of getting, you getting like a bomber jacket that just says Holes FC. Oh. So it looks like there's a football team called Holes. That's really good. That's the Melbourne Holes Club.

Yeah. Um, yeah, what would, if you could eat anything? Yeah. What would you eat? And it tastes good to you, let's say. Like, it's not like, it's not disgusting. Yeah, but that's, like, I feel like that's a cheating answer. Okay, maybe it tastes disgusting. No, because, like, why would I, like... Texture?

Gems, I reckon. Yeah. Gems, james and juice. Oh, like, gems would probably taste fucking delicious, dude. Or, like, any kind of jewelry. Yeah, yeah. Like, like, uh, precious metals and stuff. Would you be eating them raw or would you be eating them in jewelry form?

I like the idea of eating someone's jewelry. Oh, yeah. Like, both have their... Sucking a wedding ring of someone's finger and swallowing it down. Yeah, both of them have an appeal to me. I think, because, like, one of them is, like, you're kind of eating memories. Yes. Yeah, which I quite like.

I like... The idea of sucking a wedding, like, I guess in this scenario, it's seductive, but then I accidentally swallowed it. It's really funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like the idea of... I imagine... Uh-oh. What wedding ring?

Single now. What do you mean by that? I got, I sawed off. I'm so sorry. I sucked your wedding ring off and it's in my stomach. I hate it. I think, like, if out of everything, it could be interesting,

it would be like, yeah, interesting mouth feel. Yeah. And I don't, I think if we're doing this, though, you don't change the flavor because then you get to finally experience what rocks taste like. True. I'm picking a 10 pin bowling tent.

Oh, yeah, dude. I just feel like that, and yes, it is because I am looking at one right now. Yeah. But I just feel like that the shape of putting that in your mouth and like putting the tip of it and then bite it. Yes, dude. That would be out of this world. It would taste like shit, but it would feel good. I like to eat the ground enough that I could dig a tunnel for myself.

How are you starting? I borrow. Oh, like with your hands and doing like use. Yeah, and then I've borrowed into the earth. Once you've got a lip, you can just eat. Yeah, oh, om, like Pac-Man style. Yeah, dude. Maybe like a painting, I think it'd be good.

Or like a whole tree. Yes, dude. Take you some time, though. Yeah. Oh, yeah. What's cool about eating the ground is that I might eat moles and roots as well as I went. Is that cool? Well, it's as cool as eating mud.

Yeah, that's true. Eating a mole is just like eating mud. Yeah, well, if I'm down there. Oh, yum, a bit of meat. Bit of protein. Plus, the mole's probably got a bit of hole already that I can live in. I don't know. Just something to think about.

I think it would be fun. And storage, what do you mean by storage? What's the good of having extra storage? Well, I just think, you know, we live our days as we're walking around, and there's so many cool things you could pick up, but where are we going to put it? I can only hold a couple things, and, you know, some stuff is heavy. So now I can be like... We have four pockets in most things.

Yeah, yeah. But now you've got a pocket even if you're nude. And also, it's a big pocket. So if I want to, you know, like, you're driving around saying, you can't find a car park. Oh, wow. What about just put it in my throat? Stored for later If I can eat a car

Eating a 10-pin bowling pin Is significantly less exciting Yeah What are you gonna eat a plane Tank Zappolin? No, I like playing Because again, the same thing

Same shape Yeah Problem is that these things It can take time Or is it like Can I eat the plane hole In your hole? Like a big snake?

Initially Maybe it would evolve that way Because again, I'm thinking Like we start off that way To be like you We've got this weird, like, pocket dimension. It's like, you know, we're evolving. I feel like someone's going to eat the planet.

Yeah. Oh, tasty. Yes, dude. That's the every flavor it wants. Oh, my God. Everything bagel or whatever. Yeah, because, okay, so let's say someone gets a brighter idea to eat the planet. Yeah.

Well, matters neither the, like, destroyed or created, you know, it just changes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it eats a planet. It's in the pocket. Yeah. Where in the pocket dimension? The person who ate the planet dies. Yeah.

So then. As they wrought, new planet form. I guess. Also, you're shitting it out. I'm not in the pocket dimension. Because the person who ate it, there's no oxygen anymore because they eat the planet. Well, they had the oxygen.

So they die. Are you saying they, so they go, say, I wanted to eat the planet right now. Yeah. I put my lips to the earth. And they stretch all the way around. Oh, wow. Well, I imagine there would be like, yeah,

an evolutionary thing. So they'd probably be like, you know, a point where you can't stretch your mouth that big. Oh, okay. So it's by mouth. What's the animal with the biggest mouth? Probably a blue whale, I reckon. Yeah, okay.

That's a fair call, I reckon. Yeah, yeah. So I imagine, like, you know, as we're breeding and, like, you know, continuing, like, humanity. Sucking off each other's partners. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Just like, hey, babe, I'm going to suck you dry.

Or like, oh, imagine, like, you know, hey, I'm going to suck you off. I'm going to put your dick in the pocket dimension. I'm going to put all of you in the pocket dimension. Awesome. Yes, dude. Or I'm going to put your dick in the pocket dimension and this. I got like three guys in there and they're going to jerk you off. Sexes became.

Awesome. Strange. Awesome and weird and strange. If so, I'm getting an orally made love to. Yes. Okay. And somebody has in their pocket dimension.

It's so good to make oral love. Yeah. Somebody's making oral love to me. Yeah. But in their pocket dimension, they have, say, a chest of drawers that they need to move later in the day. Yeah.

And I, as they put my member in their house, Yeah. Can I feel and it goes in the pocket dimension. Yeah, it's slamming against the chest of drawers. And then the chest of drawers opens and slams my knob in a drawer. Oh my God, I'm gonna reach in there. Sorry, babe. Oh, let me just... Oh, that's better. Sorry, my foreskin was caught in the knob. Sorry about that. Yeah, I imagine it's more like an inventory system that you can access. But like I'm thinking... Like video game inventory system?

Yeah, but like kind of like a... vast, like a vast empty space that you could kind of like, you know, maybe you've got to rearrange it manually so you just go in there with your mouth. So you could put like a house in there, it's that big? If you, if it could fit. If it could fit.

It's a mouth. Okay. You've got to be able to stretch it. So I could theoretically, I could eat a house brick by brick. Yeah. And the furniture. And then if you ate a builder,

that's what I'm thinking. You could get them to build it. And the builder could build the house inside and that I could go, could I, if I was dexterous enough, go inside out into my pocket dimension and be in my house just have my insides on the outside

How are you eating your own head? Yeah Yeah Wrong I eat my lips and then I'm fucked Yeah So I imagine you could probably like Put your fist in your mouth

And like grab some stuff Yeah Yeah Damn it's hard to eat yourself Hey That's a bummer Yeah You can get most of you though

You get a bit Would you get a bit If I could survive If I was immortal Yeah Okay And you know like I wasn't gonna die

from having no guts or whatever, I could eat everything but my head, and arms, and one arm. And torso? No, I could eat my torso. How? With a fucking knife and a fall.

Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. I mean, you hit someone to feed it to you. Yeah, exactly, and then I could just be a head. Like lips. Except probably the tragedy, I guess, is that once you've eaten your stomach, it's just falling out. I guess you gotta eat your stomach last.

Yeah. Whoa, you become a head just with a stomach attached up to your... Yeah. You got like, yeah, your stomach, your tongue, teeth. Yeah. But then that's... That's as far as I can go. Yeah.

Because if you feed me in my stomach. You can eat your own eyes. Yeah, I can eat my own eyes, nose, and lips, and eat it. Yeah. The last thing you will do is, yeah, you'd eat your head, so you just be a stomach. Yeah. Whoa. Eating your own head?

So, yeah, you would have to have someone help, but they'd have to put your head in your stomach. Well, and eventually it'd just be your mouth and then a tube and esophagus. And then they're like, you know, peel off your lips, put down the tube, take out your teeth in the tube, your tongue, in the tube. Yeah, and then like fold the tube In and of itself Yeah, and then you're like a bit of like a stomach Yeah, and then you just throw that and then we kick you like a football Yeah

I'm still a lot Oh yeah You can feel every kick we can't do anything about it I guess you can feel everything Yeah like whatever we did to you That's bad That's awesome That's how I want to go

Yeah then we're gonna think about what we've done to fish Yeah Like we watch the man eat himself and then kicked him around like a football. What do you think about that fish? It just starts to boil alive. Yeah, I had to give that good thought to my feet. Oh, I hate it.

It made my fish so stressed it got hot. He had boiled the water. That doesn't make sense. Use so much energy you got hot? Maybe that does sort of make sense. Not like this, though. Not like this. It can be pretty pissed off.

Yeah. I imagine you drink the ocean. Yeah, that'd be pretty good. I think if you give this to humanity from the beginning, you're causing some issues. Yeah. But also, when you're a caveman, what the fuck are you storing? Rocks?

Maybe meat. Yeah. Other cavemen. Yes, that's true. But is the meat going to go off inside me? I don't know. I don't think so, because it's a sealed environment. But I do like the idea of, in like, a military thing,

just like, you know, just one guy going up to, like, you know, where we're attacking. Yeah. And he's, like, opening the mouth really wide. and like an army spews out. And that you're gonna be like, ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

And then it's like footage of them over the Somer bin Laden. It's like, that would be crazy. No, that is something that I would love to think about if I was a fish. A man opening his mouth like a snake and eating a somabin-lato? Yes, please.

Yeah, fish, you get that. And later on, just, here he is, wow, and then vomiting it back up. Ladies and gentlemen, we got him, and then George Bruce does the same thing. Wow, that's funny because, like, it's obviously for propaganda reasons to make me think that George Bush himself

hate Osama bin Laden. Which is also funny because Osama, not Osama, whoa. Obama is the one who got him. That's true. Why's George Bush doing it? He just wanted to eat that corpse a bit and then steal the glory. Well, if Obama threw up Osama bin Laden, I would be like,

and the VCIL gave that to him earlier. Okay, they're trying to trick me. Yeah, I guess, yeah, maybe the powers of eating things like a snake, because it also acts as like you can eat most things that are alive. Yeah. And also a little bit of storage. Is there anything that we can't physically fit in our mouths that you honestly think would taste good, though?

Yeah, I think eating a whole cow would be pretty awesome. No, the textures of that would be horrible. Yeah. But I do imagine like a live swan. Yeah. Would be interesting. Oh, you've flapping about. You've seen like a snake eat a big duck or whatever?

Yeah. I'm not talking about how satisfying, like, being like, oh, I got that duck and it was quick, but I sure showed it. I mean, taste wise. Taste-wise. Or like, just like goods to eat, like texture and taste. A whole pizza. Imagine that. Okay, okay.

Okay, and you just go wide mouth and slide it in. Then you want to go down your throat and like one big disc. Yeah. That would be awesome. Just like, I don't know, like six kilos of pizza dough. Yeah, but the thing is, I was thinking like something that we can't, we don't already eat. Yeah, I don't know if there's anything because I think. Like, yeah, like, ha, ha, ha, let's eat a car, but like a car's not going to taste good.

Yeah, yeah. Well, but you can eat more of the things that taste. good, I guess. You can't eat more. Yeah. You know, so there's probably stuff that is like, you know, inorganic or whatever that may taste nice, but we just don't know because why would we eat it?

Maybe a rubber tie would taste good. Yeah. Just eating a car tire. Well, like, hey, maybe this is a dumb question. No dumb question. Have we discovered all the flavors? Yeah, have we tasted everything? No.

Well, yes. I would say we have. That would be my guess. What haven't we tasted? I think we haven't tasted everything. Name one thing. Well, just the other day, you were showing me that we had a humanity. Not to us

That would be crazy We have discovered a new chimp Yes, that's true We haven't tasted that chimp There's a new ape on the scene He's got orange lips And he goes Orenned

Super endangered or just a new guy Just a new guy A new motherfucker Yeah, dude New ape just trots Yeah, new ape just dropped What's the ape doing? That's how he sort of talks

Like he's throwing up What's the ass situation Baboon or normal? I've only seen the front I don't know Also I don't know Have we eaten a lot of like radioactive material.

We know what you... Yeah, we did. Yeah, we did. Absolutely. I'm starting to think, yeah, yeah, yeah, we did that. And here's the thing, okay? Yes, we found a new wape. But I would wager, and I would bet money on it, that it doesn't taste that different to an orangutan.

To old ape. Yeah, like, all apes kind of taste the same. Yeah. Like, maybe that's not woke of me to say, okay? And that's why Jackson is starting a new Kickstarter to fund his trip all over the world where he can continue to eat. Eat apes. Yeah, I'm kind of like the Anthony Bordane of eating eggs.

He wants the tastiest egg. You know? Ape it around the world. It's all going to taste like fur, you know. I mean, you don't eat the fur. Why are you eating the fur? Well, because fucking, the conversation we'll have. Is there something that we've not tasted?

Okay. And we've tasted ape meat. That's not, I can eat ape meat now if I wanted to. Jackson Bailey Jungle Confidential? Yeah, exactly. People are eating apes all the time But nobody's eating their fur Okay

That would be no It's not, yeah But I reckon we still know what it tastes like Yeah, well I agree Someone would have happened Also, I think this is a This could be a very crazy claim But I think it's one that I truly believe

I feel like that we're pretty attuned To looking at something And kind of having a vague Like is in like Kind of been like What does that taste like? I think I know Yeah, there's that thing

You know they say Where you can look at kind of anything and imagine what it would feel like to lick it. Like, that's like a power we have as human beings. Probably kind of the same for taste. Like, if I look around this room, I can imagine what it would be like to taste and lick kind of everything in it. You know?

Keep your minds out of the gutters, people. That wasn't to you guys. That was to the listen. There's like the plastic leaves. I'm like, yeah. Yeah, like I can imagine what that would taste like. The reason that you had to remind the listeners to keep their mind out of the gutter is because just out of shot,

if you're watching us on YouTube, Jackson's just got a big screen of gay. I'm like, damn, I bet I can imagine what all of this tastes like. Exactly, dude. Absolutely. Asshole. Mmm. Yeah, so I don't think there's anything we haven't tasted. I think you know the taste of everything.

Well, I was gonna say, like, unless we're talking, like, I don't know, anything like extraterrestrial, like if like a meteor... Satin. I don't know what satin tastes like. Gas. I reckon I reckon I do know what satin tastes like. You reckon? Yeah. If we got you in a rocket ship and we brought you to the ring... And I'd like, yeah, it tastes like gas.

Does that like a cat? Yeah, yeah. Isn't there like that one Something out of space where it smells vaguely Of like coffee or something? Yes, yeah, yeah, there's a planet like that I honestly think that most planets would taste Like how smart, farts smell

Hmm I'm right I don't know about that But I don't know enough to disprove him If Jupiter doesn't taste like farts I would be shocked Any of the gaseous one It's not, I mean Mercury's not gonna taste like farts

But I'm like What kind of fire? What's a fart taste like? I think Viannard. I think VIII. Dude, you're down there so often surely. Yeah. Venus I'm pretty sure is most, I think a lot of the gaseous planets.

Gassius? I'm like how he says gaseous. Gaseous. Gatius. Gatius. I'm too thinking like of a fart planet. I think methane is like a big part of gas planets. No, but isn't methane?

Methane, a direct byproduct of like organic life? Yeah. Like, are you thinking... Carbon? They probably don't taste like farts, actually. There's no farts in space. I was like, dude. Because methane is a direct byproduct of methane is farts, and farts come from bites.

Farts come from bites. Oh, yeah. So I don't... We don't know what the sun tastes like. Fire. Fire. Yeah. Fire hot.

Yeah. Fire hot, dude. Yeah. Yeah. simple a time no it's the exact opposite methane is the widespread molecule in space

it's found in atmospheres of giant planets on icy dwarf planets within comets and even interstellar clouds space smells like farts but then how do cows fart it dude why do cows it's carbon it's carbon fart in space it's cut because methane is

CH4 yeah so it's like one carbon atom and four hydrogen and out of them. Yeah. Those motherfuckers. Yeah, I guess they're everywhere. Space smells like farts. That's crazy. And I guess by virtue of smelling like it tastes like farts too. I've never been fucking more right. Damn, you're half in space nowhere. It's all fart.

It's all fucking farts, dude. You go there thinking, oh, finally get it to taste, you know, a gaseous planet. And I'm like, it tastes a bit like fard. Yeah. When you lean down like a cat to drink the ring of sat and you sit up, you go, yeah, farts. I told you. It was a waste of now. What now?

What now? Here I am at the asteroid belt, take a bite of a little bit of a rock. We're like, oh, it's a fart rock. It's fucking, it tastes. It tastes like how farts smell. Damn, dude. This is the worst news. That's bad.

I don't want to eat the planets now. Yeah, we need the, yeah. And now that we have this new knowledge, we can run back to Earth real fast and then tell the fish, space tastes like fast. Guess what? Space tastes like fart. The fish is what the fuck is space? What the fart are you saying?

Look up, you stupid. You don't cut fish. I don't have a neck. I don't know. You're at the top of the sea, there's more shit. No. There's more shit beyond that, dude. I don't.

You don't know what's going on, fish. They are the biggest idiots of the natural world. I get pissed off that doesn't know that I just start thinking of wailing. Yeah, fuck you. Yeah, fuck you, fish. The fish, he goes, I'm not a whale. It doesn't bother me. Did you think at a whale?

Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Aquaman can. Yeah. Give some bad thoughts to the whale. You think of a meal? thinking a crab, dude? Damn.

I think a crab could cop it. Yeah, crabs are tough. Until, again, the famous woman that I thought situation of standing directly above a crab and shooting over the shotgun. And then, gone. Well, when you fit your crab with too many bad thoughts

and have to put it out of his misery, you make the crab go from being here to not being here. It's really, yeah. I didn't like hearing my crab cry heaps. Yeah, bumped me out. So I... I destroyed it.

I had to do what I had to think. I obliterated that crab. There's nothing. There's atoms that were probably the crabs out of. There's crab atoms in the air. That's all you got, dude. That's all you got left. Well, I think we should be in charge of, you know,

choosing superpowers for everyone on Earth because we've done a great job. Exactly, dude. We used the wish had appropriately, I would say. And on that note, I've been Joel. I've been Jackson. I've also been Joe. Let us know. What would you give to other people?

people, and by others, I mean everyone on earth. Yeah, and by what would you give with what superpower would you give? And what would you think to a fish? Yeah. What memories would you store inside a goldfish if you could? Let us know. At Plumbing Pot, there's a comment section. Get in there, go, I'd think of slapping two fishes together.

Exactly. That's what I'd think of making a chicken Kiev at a fish. Yeah, exactly. What's I'm going to do with that? I think a 69 is still good. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's because it's so incomprehensible.

But then you get to think about it. Yeah, and that's always a pleasure. Yeah. Remember, if you want to support Plumbing the Death Star, you can and should. You can sign up to the bad brain boys, like we said at the top of the episode, either through sanspace radio.com, or through Apple Podcasts, which is just a touch of a fucking button. Oh, very easy, dude. And you get access to hours of bonus content that the plebs, the absolute losers that don't support us, don't get access to.

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I still can't find Belt's question. Sorry, Belt. It's in here. Look, we know roughly what they said. Oh, no. Why can't? This is crazy to me. If I search Earth, surely, because I think they said...

Hi, Nathan. Jaya. Good, high energy. This is just like that fucking... Jaya, Nathan, you've got to understand. My housemate's pissing me off, so I need to text them back. And Jackson's illiterate. I'm illiterate, turns out.

Sorry, Jaya. Yeah. I wish I was smart. It feels like the hydration break in the World Cup. We just like... Just to kill momentum. You found it? Yeah.

Okay. But let's... I'll do shit out, you know. And I'll sing the new song I invented for Plumbing the Death Star. Blumbing the fucking Death Star. It's good to imagine that song sung by a bunch of like gnomes and fairies, like holding hands, making a circle and dancing in the woods. Blumbing the fucking Death Star, Blumming the fucking Death Star,

plumbing the fucking Death Star. That would be my suggestion for a new theme. But, you know, I mean the old one's good. Yeah. It's about time, you know, maybe we update, dude, to plumbing the fucking death store. Yeah, maybe not weird, like, so much language, you know. Do you want me to censor it? Yeah.

Plumbing the freaking death star. Plumbing the freaking death star. Or we could do plumbing the... Death store. Plumbing the... death store. Plumbing the... You know, that's an option too. Pullming the canting death star.

If we want to go in the other direction. I don't. I'm just giving you option. You know, just giving you some things. Just giving your options to play around. I'm not a mind reader, so that's what you want. I don't know. I'm just giving you some choices that you can look in the editing process

that you can look through and you can go. Actually, you know what the cunting ones? It sounds really good. It's actually really not. It just rolls off the tongue. He was right. It is a lot catchier. Plumbing the cunting death star.

Plumbing the cunting death star. Sad to see ne'erdollet on the ground down there. Yeah. It's a bummer. Fuck. There's nothing in it.