Plumbing the Death Star - What's the Best Machine to Have (Like a Time Machine But Not Time)?

Episode Date: August 30, 2026

Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (Tickets available now: sanspantsradio.com/events) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This is episode 4.Gustavo TCB asked this on the discord and we were just baffled enough to see where this would go. Jackson insists that his up-and-down-machine is NOT an elevator even though he keeps describing an elevator, Zammit want to make the world clean again by inventing Washing Machine 2 and JD just want to choose how good he'll be at learning that day. Listen in as the boys ask when up stops being up, what happens when they put all their machines to MAX and why you should never give us the option to not engage.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Today's episode sponsored by Omaha Steaks! Go to OmahaSteaks.com and use promo code BEEF at checkout for $35 off. Minimum purchase may apply. Our Sponsors:* Check out Omaha Steaks and use my code BEEF for a great deal: https://www.omahasteaks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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since puntradier forward slash and then a backslash why not ebent our friend's an idiot hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star I'm Joe I'm Jackson

I'm also Joe Plumbing the Death Star is a comedy pop-com podcast and asks important questions most of the time. But sometimes it goes to the Discord which you get exclusive access to if you sign up to Bad Brain Boys, which is a paid subscription service, gives you access to

a bunch of different bonus shows. It's like stupidly cheap. Look into it if you like this podcast. But most importantly, you get to ask some sweet questions. Right now. And if it's a good question, because people are posting questions. If it's a question. Well, yeah, good is relative.

If it's a question, And it catches our eye in any, it could be a mysterious question, it could be a good question, it could be a baffling question. Exactly. We might do it. And that's unrelated as you're about to hear, because today we're asking the important question. If you could have a machine, like a time machine. No, let me see. Hang on, sorry.

Yeah, if you could find the exact wording. Yeah, okay, because it's, you know, you said there's multiple different kinds of, okay, so this is from Gustavo TCB on the Discord. But what's the best machine to have? Open parentheses, like a time machine, but not time. Close parentheses. So you let us know which category you reckon this fits in. Good, baffling. Mysterious?

Mysterious. It caught our eye. Here's my thought. And first thought, best thought. Okay, because initially I was going to say, okay, second thought, best thought. Initially, I was going to say, a water machine. But then I realized that's a boat. That is boat, yes.

So I was like, damn, what place do we not have a vehicle for? I hope your next thought isn't Sky Machine, because I got huge news for you. So that's how you're interpreting the question. Okay. So I said, if I could have any machine, I would have an up and down machine. What could you mean? An elevator that's not in a building. Like you want the glass elevator from Wong.

Yeah, but it only goes up and down. Yeah, it's like an elevator. Like an elevator. But the great glass elevator goes to the side. That's true, it does. So you just want an elevator. Yeah, but one that goes all the way up and all the way down. Where's all the way up and wears all the way down?

To the center of the earth? Well, actually, I suppose... No, no, no, you know what? Let him go to the center of the earth. And then I go, Jackson, please take the first trip. And I press down and I press all the way down. And I get out of that elevator. And I say, have fun.

You're not in the elevator, dude. What are you doing? You hold the door open. You're down, you leave. And then I go, goodbye. It's funny to do the train. And then after like a couple of minutes over here, you go down, I'll just see you, and I go, yeah, that's what it's going to happen.

I like that, you're... He's not got about the pressure. You're doing that trick, you know, when you go in an elevator, like the prank, and you press all of the button. Oh! But it's just up and down. Have a wonderful time going all the way up and then all the way down. Well, all the way up is into the atmosphere.

Yeah. How long do you're going to take you in an elevator? It's going to take a minute. But when you say, well, are you going to keep going? Well, all the way up. So you just keep going. Where does up still being up? It does, though.

He's right. At a certain point, it's not up anymore. Because... What is it? Once you... Nothing. It's like... No, it's not nothing.

It's no anything. No, that's not true either. Surely... Because, okay, look, here's the thing. You're going up for far enough. Say it's a rocket ship. Yes. I would say that the rocket ship goes up to a certain point,

and then when it gets out of Earth's atmosphere, it's going straight. Well, in relative... to us. So, I have the earth. Then I have a rocket ship. Yes.

Yes. From your perspective. But then I go also the elevator, I go, yeah. Basically, if I'm on the top here,

I'll like say the top of the earth, I press there to go into the center of the earth, would I eventually come out the other side and then keep going down, hit the out of the outest like, you know, stratosphere. That's not what I thought he was going to say.

Keep going. Basically, am I, did you just get, like, say, a space elevator? Yeah. Imagine you get a tube. Yeah. And you get to, like, a big tube. Stab through Earth, basically. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Either pole. So it's like a nice little cabab. Yeah. Cabab. Nice. That's what we're having for dinner tonight. That's exciting. Cabab Earth.

Cabob, Cabo. Whatever. The way, yeah, the one's the skewers. Shish kebob. Yeah, shish kebub. Yeah. Straight through, right? Kabbs or kebabs or kebubes.

We're having like a donna. Oh, the don't don't. I love those guys. It's crazy. I've got two Auntie Donners and I only just realized that then. Wait, you, Joel Dusha have Auntie Donors.

What the fuck? One on either side of the family. Mark? That's right. You know your sketch comedy group, Mark? No, I don't want to talk about how I got your number. What I want to talk about Mark is your sketch comedy group. I'm about to send you a photograph of two different women.

Yeah. See if you can put the pieces here. You'll never believe, A, their name and how they are related to me. And also very important to note, you'll notice that these are zoomed-in blurry photos from Facebook, and I'm not in either of the photos. What are you things going on? Yeah. I'm mysterious in family photos because I'm rarely there.

Yes. I got all the stuff going on. You're busy, dude. And then when my family die and I look at their wills and I'm not in it, I'll go, fair enough. Fair call. Aw. No, there'll be no. Oh, there'll be.

I didn't do the time and therefore you don't get the reward. You don't pay the sweet crime of inheritance. Didn't do the time, don't get the inheritance crime. Yeah, dude. I've kebobbed the earth. Yeah. And now, so when you're like, that's my, this is my elevator. Yeah.

This is my up and down machine. Yeah. And you go, okay, I'm going to step in. And then you press down. Yeah. So you're on the surface. So you're up to here. You go to the surface.

and you go all the way down through earth the center of the earth the most down you can go. Do you then keep going? Yeah, because then I'm going up again. Okay. Yeah, he's right.

Yeah, okay, just question, quest, question. Well, you know what, though? Yeah. You could... But you're also imagining the machine... I've got to say, you're imagining the machine

slightly wrong. Because you're imagining that it's like a stick, right? Yes. But it's a machine. So... Yeah. Yeah, Joel Zammett, you fucking idiot

You're so stupid Next, but I was asking a question about, like, how we're going So, no, no, no, no, no, no Like, I'm just imagining a shoe Hey, brother, first of all, one, cool question, two, You're a fucking idiot, you're so fucking stupid It's a machine, not a stick I can say it was a stick

No, so You're not imagining that I have designed You're not imagining an elevator properly, which is awesome No, no, because it's not an elevator, it's not a down machine. It's not an elevator. You know it goes up and down? You have an elevator goes up and down?

It's like that, but it's not an elevator. There's two components to an elevator. Okay? There's the box and the infrastructure. Yeah. But mine's a machine. So there's no infrastructure. So theoretically, if I got my, imagine, it looks like an elevator.

This is my up and down machine. So it's just a box that sits on the earth, but then it just phases through the earth. It goes, yeah, up or there. So that's what I was imagining. But you made the mistake of saying stick And Jacks are pissed Jackson off I was like

The path is the stick So you're going in I got the stick Or like this is the pathway So it goes through the center of the earth And goes out again to the like But it doesn't necessarily have to So if I put my machine on its side

And I got in and lay down And then I went up It would go up You just your Tommy would go up Yeah yeah yeah So it doesn't matter It's a machine It is

elevator. Yeah. That's what you say to it. It's an elevator, except it's an elevator that if you knock over, it will still travel the same way. Yeah, it's an up and down machine. So it's, go on. So, because basically you've got, you know, you got down towards the center of the

earth and you got up, but like, you know, depending where you go, right? Yeah. Where you start, you're up, you'll go to a different up. Yeah, absolutely. For sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then what happens? But it only goes, it only goes up and down.

Yeah. So are you, can you strap your machine to a car and go to a different place so you can go to a different up and then or is it just stuck in the one's point? No, I could. What do you mean? Okay. Okay, you're here. It's a box. Yeah, it's a box I get in, yes. Yeah, yeah.

How big is the box? You're in the studio. It's like the size of an elevator. But it's not an elevator? No, you're thinking of an elevator? In many ways, gentlemen, it resembles an elevator. But it's not. Stop thinking of an elevator.

Do the doors open the same way? In many ways, it's based. The design is indeed, yes, I'll give you, based on an elevator. Let's just say you're in the U.K., sorry, the up and down machine. Thank you. It's in the middle of this studio. Okay, great. Okay, you press like a little bit up, you're on the roof.

Yeah. Okay, that's great. You go down a little bit, you're on the floor. Yeah. Cool. You then pick up your machine. You then put it. Can you pick up the machine and strap it to a car?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We put it on a U. Okay, we drive to the city, we're like, go, all right, let's go like, I don't know, the Rialto. Yeah. It's no longer. No longer the tall was unfortunate. It's actually, the funny thing is a beautiful building, but it's not worth jack's shit anymore. You know, it's got no claim to vain.

It was tall. Now, nothing. It's nothing. So we park it next to the Rialto, say, and say, you know what? It would be funny. Let's go above the Rialto. Yeah, we can do that. We're taller than the Rialto, so we're cocking the Rialto.

Yeah. Yeah. We can do it. Absolutely with my up and down machine, such a thing. would be a breeze. Yeah. Okay. So you can move it.

But you need another machine, I hear a car. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay, cool, cool. Well. Now, when you go up, yeah, my next question. So, okay, when you go up and you hit the out of the outer, like, you know, the, you hit max up.

Yeah. The stratosphere. You can you hit you out of space? Yeah. What is, where do you go? What keeps, like, what happened? Are you going out of our solar system? No, because up stops being up.

Yeah. When this up stop. Yeah, that brings us back to what I was saying before. So probably you would hit the app. Which is what I thought you were talking about when you started talking about a stick, but instead you were just pissing Jackson off. Yeah, I was imagining you could get an elevator. Yeah, yeah.

He's making me viewers. I was imagining like the track and elevator goes in? I'm so pissed off. I'm hopeful. So when the up, stop going up? Well, yeah, that's also like confusing the shit. No, no, no. Okay, because imagine this.

I am. Okay, you're in a rocket ship. Done. Yeah. You're the pilots or when you're sitting on Earth, you're aiming up, obviously. That's how the takeoff takes. You're sitting in a chair that's angled up. Yeah.

Broker takes off. It's a success. Yes, we did it. You take a moment to go, fuck you, challenge it wasn't that hard, was it? You keep going. You get to the atmosphere. Yeah. Then once you go through the atmosphere, at some point, it's no longer up.

Because even though you were sitting angled up, all of a sudden, no gravity. You're facing forward. You're just going straight. I think in space, there's no up. There's only a way in two. I don't Yeah There is up

I get to maximum up We're on the edge of the atmosphere And I get into my away machine Yeah It just looks like a rocket Like You're gonna need a towards machine After that

Otherwise you're never coming home Yeah That's true Space is three dimension Indeed Well I think space is more than that Isn't it? No

No Okay just checking We only got the three. Four, if you want to include time. You include time, I suppose. Five, if I guess we include extra dimensions like something we haven't even discovered yet. Dimension X from the Ninja Tour also. Yeah, Phantom Zone.

Phantom zone. Yeah. But I could, I could use, if I had, if you'll give me two machines. Being in space would be crazy. Dude, it would be scary. I'm too confused. Are we going up yet? Are we going down?

Well, you know, how? Have you ever been hit? Okay. Have you ever been in the ocean deep? Have you ever been hit? Have you ever been in the ocean deep enough and being hit by a wave that it like knocks you over? Yeah. And for a brief moment, you don't know which way you're facing.

Yeah. Yeah. That's scary. That's up. And that's up in space. But if, if, actually, that's a good, fuck. I didn't even think about that. You know how in space astronauts are like fucking doing spins and shit.

Yeah. No gravity. Do you know you're not up? Up right? Well, there's always up in a spaceship. There's the roof. But if you're in space... But sometimes roof look like ceiling.

Yeah, but then the floor is up. Up and down a relative to floor and ceiling. No, but like... Well, could I be going one way? And for me, currently, ceiling is up, but you've flipped over and you're like, well, to me, ceiling is up. They'll break by machine. You just see your machine go...

Oh, you racked it. We spoke about up too much. Yeah, the machine shut down. So with my machine, if I also, if you'll allow me a toward and... Away and Toward machine. So you're going to go maximum away and maximum towards? Well, you want maximum toward. Maximum towards is crashing.

Maximum towards is you're in them. You're in whatever it is. I'm like, maximum towards Jupiter. You're in Jupiter. You know what I? Because what I was imagining, okay, so say my elevator, no, I mean my upper-down machine. What you say? Nothing.

I got Zammu tricked me. Say it's big enough that I can hold my away into Ward machine in it, which is like a little rocket ship. Why did you make a pog? Look, listen. It's fine. If you're listening to this fucking podcast on YouTube, if you go to that exact moment, you notice that Jackson suggested like it was either on a pogger stick or a bicycle to signify rockets. It was a little tiny bike. I got there.

It was how he got it. But he said Rocky. Yeah, like a little tiny rock ship. Yeah, like I imagine I got a little, I got like a dough move in my head and it goes to a point. Yeah. Anyway, so. You're the one that's not thinking about it. You're literally the majority here I understand my way into Ward machine.

You made the gesture like Homer riding through that loop on the Simpsons. Yeah. Yeah. But you kept saying rock and put a helmet on. Yeah. So I take my. up machine, well my up and down machine, but I take it maximum up. Then I open the...

Fuck. Then you open the door in space? No. I just realized, because I need my up and down machine on my away and toward machine. I guess I get in my way and toward machine, and then using sort of like, you know, arms or whatever, like robotic arms. I strap my up and down machine to the base of it, and then I go maximum away, okay? From where? From where he is Yeah, exactly

maximum away From where I am All the way away All the way It's like one of those like You know there's like levers That just got toward On one end and away and the other

You have to like program what you're moving away Or towards I think the way it works Is I go away from Earth And then on my little vid screen It'll be like Jupiter you know Entering

Toward Sort of range And then I go Yes, toward then I get to Jupiter and then I guess then I need to stop at the atmosphere

pull out my up and down machine getting that then go maximum well not maximum down a little bit down and I go down

to the surface of the planet yeah and then I can just absolutely fucked by Jupiter yeah yeah because Jupiter's gaseous yeah

I go all the way through what the fuck I want to see I wonder what that little red circle is doing yeah oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

dude Jesus. Oh no. It feels like shit. Oh, really. I feel like shit on this planet. Oh, no. And also I'm like, because I'm hovering in the gases because my machine's only meant to, it's designed to go up and they'll not protect me from toxins.

Or like, you don't have air. Yeah. It is funny to be descending towards Jupiter just gas coming in. Like it's a bit okay against the gas, but not good enough. You're like, whew, f, f. Damn it. Go away, Jupiter. on a fan. It doesn't quite move

it far enough away. Yeah. And maximum down, I think the problem with maximum down... Is it some point down it comes up? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's tricky for the orientation of my up and down because if you go all the... If you go maximum down and it just

goes right through Earth. Yeah. And then it comes out the other side. Yeah. And also because if I hit... The problem is... Well, it's got to go all the center of the earth and it didn't just stop. Yeah, but the problem is once I'm in the center of the earth. There's up is everywhere.

Yeah. My machine's getting overloaded with opposites. No, no, no, no. The moment. You become like, what's the opposite of spaghetti fire? Like, you spherical yourself. I've become a sphere. Yeah.

Well, because like... Like, I imagine, I want to imagine, like, a clear paint, like, a clear, like, a ball. Uh-huh. And then I want you to imagine, like, you have a tiny bit of, like, a paintball in there. Yeah. And it just explodes. That's what I like... And then it coats the inside.

That's what I'm... Never go maximum down. Because once you're maximum down, if I'm only 90% down, then obviously up is the way off. And if I go maximum down, it's a whole up. There's no way to go up.

I say, machine up, and it goes, there's too many options. What do you want? And it's going to break it. Yeah, it goes every way. And then you also can't go down from there. Yeah, to the maximum down. Yeah.

It's the one floor in my machine's design. The away to ward machine, would be useful not in space, too. If I can program what I want to go away and towards. Home? Yeah, I go toward home. Maximum. Maximum.

Maybe you've got to get rid. Like, look, I feel maybe, as it has a little helping hand, you could say, I don't need a maximum. Yeah, well, that's, obviously I'm going to learn to use the mission. In experimenting, I go, okay, I'm in like an empty car park. There's a barrel. Maximum toward, I slay him into the... You start at maximum. So, okay.

Okay. Okay. Hey, look, you experiment how you Jackson killed and freaked towards accident. Yeah. The most toward him. You're just describing a car. Yeah. It's a car with their steering wheel.

Yeah. Flick, flick, flick, flick, flick. Let's go. Fireball. What's funny is trying to think about maximum away. That's crazy. No limit. There's a limit to toward.

Yeah. But with the way, it's like, like, is it the opposite end of... You just keep going. Just keeps going. Is it like the opposite end of the world where it is? Or are we like, universe? Yeah, like it. Because if I put the opposite end of earth, they go, you could be more away from that barrel.

Well, I mean, it's the same as up and down on Earth. Yeah. Because it'll get to halfway across the Earth, and then it'll be like, well, if it goes one step forward, it's actually going towards the thing is going away from. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So if I go back and...

Maximum away. Unless you're doing it by... You never see him again. Unless you're doing it by how the way the crow flies, are you doing like circumference? But if you're like... Up a mountain, say. If it's...

Yeah. Like elevation. Is that going to play a factor? Well, if you're in space, you can keep going away. That's forever. Well, I think no matter what, because it's a way into Ward.

It's not really relative to the earth or anything. It's just... I put in... So is it always like... So with a way into Ward... Is that basically... It's always going to be from, like, relative to the point of creation. Yeah, well, relative to the object itself.

Well, no, relative to the point of where you built this machine. Why would it be relevant? Because everything comes from, like, well, it needs to be away from that point or towards that point. Well, no, because I select on my way into a ward machine. I can select stuff. So I say, I want to be max. Say it's, you boys have been very kind that are helping me in the car park with my new machine. Yeah, we've got this barrel.

Okay, we get the barrel and I go, okay, I want to be maximum toward the barrel. Now, I actually don't think maximum toward is crashing into it. I think maximum towards slams me, so the tip of my rocket is just touching the barrel. And I go, well, I'm maximum toward. And I go, all right, boys. Okay, I'm going to try maximum away now. And then we go, probably don't do that for too late. Three, two, one, cool.

And then we never see it again. Instead of driving backwards, the rocket goes on this, like, flips and then flies into space. Yeah. And it just keeps going. keeps going. Until I reach the absolute border of the known universe. Yeah.

As it keeps expanding. I need to match the expanding universe. I need to hit the edge and go, right. And maximum away, I've got to be faster than the expanding universe. Which I don't know if my machine can handle that. And you guys are looking up to the sky.

Oh, yeah. We're looking to the edge of the known universe is our natural. This bullshit eyes about it. We're not like, It's crazy that Jackson blob in that car park. It must have gone really wrong for him to get blasted into this trash. I just assumed he was just nothing.

Yeah, it was so quick that we just, you go, all right, from our point of view, you go, all right, maximum away. And he's just gone. Oh, I guess he's like this charred, like, remains, maybe, I don't know. You go, what are we going to do with his up and down machine? I just, like, hold the door open and turn it to maximum down and then let the elements. of any clothes by time ago. Now we never worry about it again. We never knew Jackson.

Yeah. Who? It's a risky machine to have. I think there is no practical uses for an up and down machine or an away and toward machine. That's crazy. It's like a million to one uses. Give me one use for the up and down machine. To explore.

There are layers to... No, no, no, no. Give me one. You feel like you're about to be like... I'm just going to give you context. Hey, have you ever wanted to, like, touch us in the flesh? Uh-oh. Don't.

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There are layers to planet Earth to the many layers of soil and rock and stuff beneath us that we have only ever witnessed through ground penetrating radars and it gets freaky down there. You know, like any science, the closer you look at it, the weirer guess, same for like Earth science and tectonic plates. But we can't go down there because of the crushing pressure. Yeah. But my up and down machine is designed to withstand those crashes.

What's it made out of? It's made out of... It's made out of... It's magic, but... Alien steel Okay, so you can't see through it So there's no point There's a little window made of alien glass

Yeah, that you can look through Because I'm gonna say If it's not made out of pure glass Yeah Because I knew it wasn't the The great glass element I knew it was not gonna be like a smashing Like, you know

It wasn't a gotcha of like Well actually the pressure of killing Yeah, of course, yeah for sure If you open the door you'd die Yeah, yeah yeah Well maybe even even if there is no window If it's all like a proprietary Alley of mine

It allows you to withstand the pressure You get down there and you throw your ground penetrating Radars out of my machine at that level You're learning, I can take scientists down there You're penetrating the hell out of Earth Yes, dude We're penetrating Earth more like more than it's ever been penetrated Before no one has penetrated the Earth

More than Jackson's machine Everyone's like, wow, it's so coarse to the core of the earth You go, yeah, yeah, yeah And then you bump the button and then all of a sudden Maximum down and everyone dies No No Which one of you did that?

And then you're just like, well, we just go up. You don't understand, scientists. You don't grabbing about a car. Because we're maximum down, everywhere is up. If we hit up, we're going to get cylinder-d-five. You, you, fool scientist. You've killed us all. What we need to do is everyone needs to stand here and jump.

And if we jump enough, that it gets slightly lower, which in many ways will be up from a different direction. And then we've only got one up that we can do. Start jumping. Start jumping now. Or I'm going to have to get out my away and toward machine. To leave you all to die. The away and toward machine only has one.

One seat for one. Yeah. So that's one application. Yeah. To leave scientists to die in the center of the earth. Yeah. To explore the earth, explore the ocean. Yeah, exactly.

Imagine. Yeah, you go down. Effectively, a bath is swimming. feel. Oh, to go down to the bottom of the ocean and then bring a torch and then just kill, like, wipe out the entire ocean just with a light. Oh, you mean like, go down where it's so dark where the animals are like evolved to with, oh, then you just turn on a light through the, through the window, freak them all out. Yeah, fuck yeah. Like, like the most high-powered, like, light we got here.

Not even, no, no, no, just normal light. Because, because the ocean's so dark, you've never seen light before. So a phone light will probably do it. Dude, what about this? Okay, I get my up and down machine. We put it on a boat. I attach to the up and down machine a big net. You drop me down to the bottom of the ocean.

I've got to monitor the dials and stuff. I go beneath the ocean. Then we land. The fish come in the net. Then I go up, back to the ship, full of fucking fish. Yeah. Pretty good.

That is good. That's the same as just net fishing. Yeah, but I can go deeper. I think that's worse. What? There's cool fish down there. He's catching a cool different. I'm doing it for scientists again.

We're not eating these. If you catch weird fish, though, because of the pressure, when you bring them up to the surface, they're kind of just used to great. They're going to become like blob fish. Sure. Okay. The pressure's going to fuck them up and they're going to look horrendous. Yeah. But at least it's funny.

But now we can eat them. Yeah, exactly. Just feast on blob fish. Yeah, you're welcome, gentlemen. This is making me sick. So that's pretty good. All right. Yeah.

Okay. Well, that's definitely a use of. machine. I think it's a great machine, dude. Up and down and away into it's tricky, because he's taken, so a time machine is like the fourth dimension. And then Jackson's taken every

other dimension. Yeah, so it is tricky to go to another machine from here. Yeah, I mean, if a machine travels through time, does that mean whatever we pick it travels through that? Well, I don't know. Again, he interpreters a certain

way. The question is really up in the air. So I'm going to pick. You can hear me out now. And then you might think that's already a machine. A car machine. I'm going to say a washing machine. But not like the washing machine we

know. It's just a washing machine too. Yeah, washing. Because we can wash anything. I like this. What does it look like? Let's see. It's really hard not to imagine a washing machine. Okay, I'll help. I'm imagining a car wash. Oh, well, I'm imagining some kind of handheld ray. I was imagining some kind of handheld thing with a lot of hoses.

Oh, like a power washer. Yeah, but more hoses. And you say... Kind of like, you know, the squids in... Yeah. Not a squid. Yeah. The Matrix?

Yes. Okay. The squids in the Matrix with like a lot, but those are like all hoses. The sentinels. Yeah. Imagining like the classic green garden hose. Yes. And this can wash anything.

Anything you want. Something filthy and dirt. Yeah. The planet? Yeah. Johnny Baby's going to be so clean. Everyone is going to be sparkling clean. Hey, were you washed by a sort of hose monster?

Yeah, you know the washing machine too? Yeah. No, I had a washing machine for my clothes. It's funny for a badger Johnny Baby being like, yeah, they wash me in the washing machine and child services being like, oh my God. We're going to shoot those parents of the gun. It's the washing machine too. No, no, no.

It's this device. It's my machine. It's my machine I invented. You press the button. Look all these razor come out. Now, if I'm washing something of size, say I have a, I got a dirty skyscraper. Yeah. Then I need to clean.

Yeah. Does it do it in one go? Or do I have to go around the skyscraper? I imagine, so it's kind of like, we're getting all these, like, these, these big hoses. Yeah. And they sort of like, will expand out. Oh, okay. And so then it becomes kind of like, almost like a dock-lock type of thing.

Yeah. Expands out. So it encompasses what it needs. to and then you just hear this like, I want, I want like almost like a horror fun. You know those lasers? Yeah, the clean, like metal and coins? I want that noise. That's awesome.

That, that. I think that's great to clean the ocean. Clean the ocean. Ocean's filthy. It's usually hard to clean water with water, but not, well, no, you're using rays. We're using rays. I keep forgetting you're using rays. Yeah.

Because you keep saying hoses, so my brain grows water. Yeah, but no, the rays are coming out. It's a ray hose. Are you charging for the use of it? Or you're just giving it to humanity as a kind of gift. I reckon, like, you know, it's like you want to pattern, right? Because, again, it's very useful because, like, you know, you can wash your clothes without getting out of your clothes.

And it has the benefit of also just washing you. Yeah. That's, no showers. No need to ever shower again. I would still shower. A big shower might assassinate. Yeah, big showers coming for you. To go, mysterious death at Jelzamit's address as he was boiled to death in

His shower. Pistachines fucking pissed off. Which is really weird because, you know, since inventing a washing machine too, he hasn't had his shower for six years. Exactly. And somehow a shower got hotter than her showers, you know, capable of becoming. I don't know what happened. Yeah. They got him.

Yeah. That's sad, but also an awesome invention. Cleaning everything with a hose. Oh, dude. Just being able to just pick it up. But also, imagine getting clean by something that's not wet. Dude, that would feel amazing. Like, imagine just like, you know, it's like, you know, I can.

You just like, imagine like a backpack you can wear. Yeah. You plug in a hose and you just point it at someone and there's like a beam comes out. Fuck. A ray. A big ray. Yeah. And you're clean.

Do you feel, how does it feel to get clean? I imagine like a tingling sensation. Oh, like radiation. Like a warm. Maybe. But it's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Well, for example, this morning when I had a shower, I also like shaved. Yeah. And I was like, I feel really good because I'm like clean. Yeah. And like, cleanly shaved. I mean, I'm not, if you've, If you're only hearing this.

No, I still have the... I look the same as normal. Yeah, but you've done it. But I've tried it up. Yeah. So, I reckon you could have that as well. Could a Ray do that? I reckon, because you could have like maximum clean.

Oh, no. All the way clean. All the way clean, you could back up it. Because then, yeah, because you're like... Does all the way clean make you a Ken doll? Yeah, it depends. With no facial features anymore. Depends.

You know, would you consider your piece? Seen is dirty. I would say that in a way my sin is dirty. I would say my eyes, nose and mouth sort of muddy up my face. You know, like it is a cleaner without them.

But you're just going to say, don't go maximum clean. But it is a setting. Don't do it. Because some things you do want maximum clean. Like what? Well, imagine this. You go, like, maybe you're

refurbishing a house, right? You bought a rundown piece of shit and it's full of like garbage. Stuff, you're not going to go throw away, nothing like that. And you go... Oh, shooting a run. down house with maximum clean.

Yeah, because then I'll get rid of everything other than the base elements. Yeah, because it's getting rid of all that trash. Yeah, sometimes you need to go maximum clean. Cleaning up the ocean. Yeah. Maximum clean, I reckon wipes out. Yeah, the sea.

A dirty sea. Maximum clean on the ocean makes it as fresh water ocean. It feels like when you're, yeah, you set your room but outside and it's vacuuming up the dirt. Oh, fuck. No, no, no. I love the idea of you got, you're fixing an old house, you've got it maximum clean. And because this big house has got to work, there's the beam coming out.

And you just watch like a cat right in front of it. And it just runs out the other end with no face. It's just like, kind of a cat, no fur. It's just like, yeah, it's a faceless sphinx. Oh, my fuck. You got to come down to yourself pouring you with its like, fingerless little knobs. You go, ah, you probably belong to someone. Somebody goes by, me.

Quickly talk about your covers. You've looked so simple, but I've cleaned your collar right off. Mitts, have you seen my cat? No. No. What color was it? Pig? Yeah.

Was it sort of like a raw chicken? Was it a sphinx cat? No, not a sphinx cat. No, then I've never, and I don't think I ever will. What are you hiding in your coat? Is that my cat? It's my faceless. Spix cat.

You wouldn't even rank. He just be like that man as you run away. That man's skinned a gas. That man was holding a monster. Why was he holding a boiled kick? I don't understand. Four-legged, boiled chicken.

That was a life? Yeah, maximum clean is dangerous. Yeah. I think it's because you get, you talk about cleaning up the ocean. It's getting all those plastics. Yeah. Getting rid of microplastics.

Whoa. If you clean your body, if you clean your body, could it make you healthy. Yeah. I was thinking, can you? I'm thinking you can clean the outside. But what if I, and like, oh, well, you know, brush your teeth, right? But that's open mouth you're like, get rid of all the plug.

But what if I, like, angle it down my throat? Clean, oh, my God, the perfect, the most people are cleansed. The cleanest throat you ever saw. I wonder if, like, you could clean, like, cholesterol or blood pressure. Yeah, I mean, it's sort of a tube. So I guess I could just, like, you know, give myself, you know. Shove it down your mouth. Thank you.

Oh, my God. Oh, I'm like, oh. Oh, I clean. I've cleaned my cholesterol right down. I have cleaned myself inside and ab. I think I'd use it to wipe and that scares. Oh, yeah. There's a great way to accidentally remove your own butthole.

Yeah. Where I go, wait, did somebody set this to maximum clean? Uh-oh. Imagine, like, yeah, I want to say there's like... I'm done. Yeah, I wanted to be like a, like a faint mint smell. Oh, that's nice. I think that's refreshing.

Yeah, I think that's a smart move. Yeah. And, like, when you're cleaning a building, like a lot of that that mint smell I would be so to clean the ocean maximum clean on too many things and I would end up removing

someone's balls and face Yeah Yeah Well would it be like You're are you moving their balls Or you're just kind of like smoothing out the sack And getting rid of the hair

Yeah that's good though Yeah Kendall That's like what Kendall with balls Yeah No I imagine you're smoothing it out

Like it's still a sack It's just got no wrinkles Whoa okay Maybe but no face still though Yeah, yeah, yeah. The face messes everything up. And the arsehole. Yeah, the arseholes. Why, all I just get through the wrinkles.

Whoa, what the hell? What does that look like? You know, when you click, you know, clink cleans the pores, shall I say it. Yeah, it's okay. And then it really just smooths out the face. So you'll just look, I reckon maybe beautiful. Oh, it makes everybody beautiful. I will just smooth out the wrinkles.

But you need those on your bottle. Yeah, those are. You don't want that. I feel like, completely smooth. Also, I feel like Maximum Clean's Wopin off Nipples. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Big time, dude. Yeah, yeah. As we've, Plumming the Deaththals always said, nipples are the dirt of the tits. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Do you, uh... Washing machine, too. There's a lot of... There's a lot to be done with the washing machine, too, but the idea of... Does it go, does it work like Jackson's machine? Can you go maximum dirty as well?

Well, that'd be a, like, that'd be a, like a dirtying machine. Yeah, that's true. It's a separate machine. Yeah. A separate machine that you could really only use me. maliciously. Yeah. Adding dirt,

they're just taking it away. If you go maximum dirty, do you get two faces? Yeah. And two bottles. That is pretty bad. They're just covered in shit. Yeah.

Just... Well, it's funny to imagine... Minel from peat. Yeah, exactly. It's funny to imagine... Way worse than that. Way... Maximum dirty?

Would probably kill you. Yeah. But I like the idea of... You become so flammable and stinks so bad, you die. Yeah. And then catch fire. fire. And it burns through the earth.

Yeah. I like to imagine with your washing machine, too, everything you clean has to go somewhere. And so you invent the dirtying machine. You're like, I've got effectively in some kind of pocket dimension the most garbage you can imagine. I guess it's like if time is that fourth dimension, then like whatever the dirt is going to, that's going to the fifth dimension. So we're getting some like, you know, mixelplex or whatever. Yeah. He's really pissed off. that we are dirtying now out of that dimension. I need to do something with all of this filth.

We don't know where it went. Yeah, exactly. Not my problem. Fifth dimensional beings coming and yelling at me. Can't hear them. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Not my problem.

I don't know it's an issue. Dude, enjoy your dirty dimension or whatever. Clean up for once in your life. Yeah, exactly. I think, now, two good machines. Thank you. I think my machine, and it's the maximum button on the machine. I think a learning machine.

Oh. Oh. Like in the Matrix. Yeah, a learn machine. Is there a minimum button? Minimum learn. Yeah. Yeah.

It's your face. Yeah. Two buttons. Maximum a minimum. Yeah. There's maximum of Jackson. Minimum learn would be you get the vague gist of something, maybe. Yeah.

But also probably some misinformation mixed in there. I kind of like, oh, I think I remember reading an article where... But you've probably got it wrong. Like if someone says, hey, have you seen this movie, then you go, oh, and you can, like, maybe vaguely see the cover in your head. Yeah. That would be minimum learning. What's maximum learning due to a foul? Photographic memory.

Okay. Well, you've learned. What does the device look like? I think it's a telephone. Oh. But, like, when you pick up. Like an old, like, uh, yeah, like the, yeah. Yeah, okay.

And maybe the nine is the level of learn. Oh, so you got one to nine. Yeah, one to nine of learn. Yeah, sorry, zero to nine learn. Funny to go. Pretty here. I would have learned nothing. If someone's talking to you and you don't want to hear it, it's zero.

Oh, now that I like. You cannot learn. I refuse. To be able to actively not learn, I think far more powerful than we're giving it credit for. Oh, yeah. Someone starts talking to you. You hit zero.

I feel like the world just goes inwards. Yeah. You get like the muff, everything is muffled. World peace, but for you, just you. Yes, dude. Is there a time where you would like to not learn? I guess if somebody's like, hey, I've got somebody to, tell you and you go, whatever you're about to say, it's going to

traumatize me or disrupt my social life, you go, yeah, hey, can we just have this conversation over the phone? It's also not, it's just a phone that sits on the desk. You don't actually talk through it, you just hold it to you. Okay, well, then you just go, yeah, well, let me just go near my learning machine. Yeah, I just go zero, hold it up. Go on. And I go, thank you, and then hang up. And then whatever next happens, zero loan. Oh, so you, so it works like, I pick it up. I love how confused I am by this now. So, okay, for not.

Not learning. Okay. I'm picking up, put it to my ear, and I type in zero. Yeah. And then when I... Maybe your voice over the phone just goes, not learning enabled. Okay. Then I hang up.

And then for how long do I not learn? Or is it until you pick up the photo again. Okay, it's until you pick up the phone again. Okay. Great. That makes sense. Okay. So basically it's like a...

Maybe you get like a chip in your brain or whatever it is. And like that, the receiver is there, that's activating. Yeah. So basically... So what you do it is like, yeah. Zero. And then I answer... They go, hello, and they go, hello.

you've called no learn. Would you like to proceed? And I go, yeah. And then they go, no learn enabled. And then no learning happens. And then I call back. I'm zero again. And they go, hello, no learning is currently enabled.

Would you like to disable this? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Now, I ring up and they go, but I've done nine. Yeah. And they go, hi, you've just activated nine learning. Yeah.

Now, would you like to proceed? No, that's a maximum one. And I go, yes, they go nine learning. No, one to eight is one to eight learning. Nine is maximum. I just like, why don't I have to call and talk to an operator? Just to make sure you're sure. Okay.

The human touch. I'm just curious. Okay, say I enable eight learning. Yeah, they go, hi, you've just called eight learn. Would you like to enable eight learn? Yes, please. Eight learn enabled. Then I hang up.

What's happened? Yeah. Am I now receptive to like, is that a kind of thing where it's like, Nine, eight, look, basically, if you don't want to just have a normal learning experience, you probably want to avoid six, seven, eight, nine. Okay. What's a fault? Eight learn would be, like, you'd hang up the phone and then all of a sudden, everything around you'd be like, whoa. Oh, so, you know, say, I don't know.

You probably have to tell the temperature to the... Okay, okay, okay, okay, zero, I'm like, I don't want to let. Zero, I activate, whatever. I'm like, I'm not taking it. You literally will not take a single thing. I was like, where's my phone? If someone said, hey, repeat the last word I just said, you'd be like, but what?

So I would like, you know, right? You go Jackson mode. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. That's dangerous because I feel like I'm never reactivating loon. Yeah. I go, yeah. And they go, do you, are you doing something? Uh-huh. And they finish telling me the thing that I didn't want to hear.

I go, ah. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. or cool. Yeah. And then I'm never going back to the phone. What is one?

You've retained a little bit. Like you would, okay, someone says, are you listening? And then you're able to recite what was just said. Okay, okay. And maybe you're like taking it a bit in. Okay. Two, I reckon, hmm. Two would be.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, let's imagine. No, no, no, but like, I would say three or four. It's like human average. Well, it would be like, well, let's say three. Three is just like normal amount of retaining knowledge, but then four is kind of like if you're studying and you're like actively trying to remember shit. One is like if I want to retain a bit. I love that there are options.

Like, I want to be rude. I want to be rude. But I don't want to get called out for it. Where Zero is just like, I do not give a shit about what the fuck is about that. I didn't think they think of a cunt good. Yeah. I like that, yeah, I could, look, I could not engage with the machine and probably be a couple at a three. But you're not for me.

I want to be a two. Yeah. I'm just sick of learning. But I want to retain a bill. Maybe, maybe enough attention, but not too much. Here's a horrible situation where two would be handy. Yeah. You're going out with, you're catching up, your third wheeling with two of your friends.

Yeah. Two of your despicable, loinsome friends. Yeah. And they've just started dating. Yeah. And you know they're going to tell you about how much they've been fucking. Yeah, okay. And you're like, I want to be able to hold a conversation, but I don't want to picture this.

Yeah, but obviously if I pick zero, they're going to think I'm, you know, maybe you got hit on the head by a brick. They're like, oh, hey, go, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, you hang on one second. Let me just pull out by machine. Thank you so much for introducing us. I'm so happy to be dating slopping. Yeah. And thank you so much for introducing me to Grizzle.

Yeah. Griswell, Scott, looks like a case. I went zero. Yeah. Give me one second. Yeah. Jackson, you want to drink? What would you like?

Yeah, yeah. Drinks. That's pretty normal for you. Yeah, no. What's the drink? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever's you got. Yeah.

You're repeating the last word back to him. I like to imagine, like, if you just, like, stand up and just walk away from a bit, just not paying attention. Where's he going? He must be going to the toilet and I just go stand and stare at a wall. What? Is it in a corner? Staring into it?

Blair witching. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Yeah, so you can see a learning machine would come in handy. So, but then if, say, I'm like, this sounds really what you need is a just like an engage and disengaged machine. No, because I also, you want maximum engage. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, you could go not engage, engage, maximum engage. That would still work. I do like the level of zero. I like going, I want to be eight learning today. Yeah, that's a funny thing to figure. Also, because, like, I don't know, you go maximum learning for too long. You're probably fucking tired as hell. Maximum learning would be horrible.

Yeah, you're picking up too much. In a basic, in this room. I think I would wake up every single day and go five learn, please. Yeah. Slightly better than normal, but not life destroying. No. So then maybe once a week I'd go eight learn. See what's going on.

Just see what's happening. Whoa. No. Zero. Back to zero. Yeah. I was just imagining, like, the thing from Matrix where I just download information to your brain.

I know Kung Fu. Yeah. But I do like that. You still have to do the active process of learning a thing. Yeah, but with maximum learning, you don't. With maximum learning, I imagine you look at a room and you're seeing like the angles of every corner in the room. Every object you understand the chemical.

Maximum is limitless. Yeah. Actually, yeah, maximum would be limitless. I'm seeing angles. I could probably pick up a box. book and just like literally flick through it. Yeah. I probably have perfect recall.

Exactly. I'm going limitless mode. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But most days I'm just going to five and people go, wow, something happened to Joel. He's like real. He's switched on, dude.

He's been really switched on lately. Yeah. I go, yeah. A bit more time than the door. What? Well, because sometimes you want a bit of, you're like, yeah, it's actually pretty good because sometimes you're like, oh, you know, you've got a test or whatever like guys if you're doing like a university or like school whatever and like well i need to be on it so

like you know maximum right or it's like you know those types of like okay i've got to lock in and some days you just want to be like look i just want to have a regular day yeah and some days you just want a jackson it you know i think that that would be restful going zero looner oh that could be like every okay every sunday i call up the i get my machine out i hit zero i'm like oh i have a bath for several hours i think the problem is if you start your day with a zero, you're probably not making it out of bed. No, yeah.

Oh, well. Yeah, well, that's fancy. Yeah. Are you going to get out of bed today? Yeah. Ben. Ben, I'm in it. Yeah, get out.

Cool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think I'd be living most days at a one. You already are. You already do, dude. You're like, flower.

Yeah, it's flowers for Elginod at the end, but nothing has changed for you. Yeah. Damn. Oh, wow. Whatever. They can go to hell. When you read a book about survival, you would just call up the phone

and get a bump to a five or a six. And then the memory you finish reading, you go, fuck, fuck, fuck, go back. Zero, please. Zero. Oh, this is the best. Because I worry that a zero is not going to be, you're so disconnected that it's not going to feel restful.

Like, you won't know you'll rest. Well, yeah. I don't think I would. You're so unengaged that you don't even really rest. Or just anything is just like using so much energy because you're just so like... It's sluggishly. It's so sluggishly. Yeah.

All your automated processes are like, ah, you're working on like overdrive. Yeah. He will stop breathing. Yeah. He's not doing anything manually. You have to take care of it all, okay? Yeah. Well, I feel like if I had this, I wouldn't ever go higher than eight or lower than a two.

Yeah. But to have a two day? Oh, dude. That zero is appealing. Yeah, but you'd always be to be there. You'd be tempted. Oh, I'd be so. What if, though.

I think I'd go zero. Yeah. Just sit there for like 10 minutes and they go nine. Oh, I can be fun too. Intellectual whip. Whoa! It's like, imagine, like, you know, it's like, it's, it's, maybe you had plans that day or whatever it has. But basically, everything has fallen, like, you know, falling through.

You got like nothing on there's nothing you need to be doing and you're like, I could, you know, I don't know what I want to do. I could read a book, what's a movie, something. You know, I could jerk off. No, you have a zero and then you do nothing. What if I have a zero there? Yeah, what do I just treat myself? And that just sounds like really appealing. Just absolutely nothing.

Yeah, just bliss out. You can't even learn it up to jack off. No, you can't imagine anything sexy. And you can't figure out your phone. It feels like some, like a level of like open. and antidepressants all mixed together at zero. It's so funny to be like, oh, so I'm going to go zero and jerk off,

and then you pull out your phone and it's like the password you need to put it in, you go, fuck. You don't want you pull out your phone? What? What am I doing? What was it doing? I'll just put it away.

I was going to do... Who said that? Who's talking right now? I'm going to... Put it down. hell is talking. Shut the fuck up. Chuck,

they can't. Oh my God. Stop running your mouth. Fucking yappy. That's the danger of zero to me. Because you forget how to use the phone. Yeah, I don't even remember the phone exists. Yeah.

And I just sit there brain dead for the rest of my life. My problem is zero. Pissed off. It's like, I do feel that zero will help you sleep as well. Yes. Like, I do feel like, you know, you have, it's half of my bed turn, you know, my nat the routine. You're like, you know, okay.

Put on some AI slop on you. Yeah. Put it there, grab my phone, zero, and then just have the most nothing sleep of my life. You wake up, you don't really remember going to sleep, you don't know what time, and you don't really know where you are. You wake up, you look at your phone for the clock, and you're like, what time is it? I can't.

I cannot. I cannot read. You pick up the phone, you're like, I know I got it in his mouth. But I don't know how Oh Shit I can't read What time is

I can't read What time is I forgot I'm illiterate Just holding the receiver And the other He is Hello Hello

Hello Hello and you're just like I can hear something Who's talking? I don't know what the fuck is saying Who is? Ha!

What? What you mean? Hang up. Oh, scary. Back to sleep. Back to bed. It's cool you've invented like Prozac too. The fear of nothing you need to wake up at a certain time.

And looking at your phone at the time of just me, it's like unfathomable. I don't know what I looked at. That's so funny. Yeah. Your machine's scared. ear. Yeah, Matt. It's dangerous, I think.

Yeah, there's a little, there's a little, there's a little, I mean, they're terrified when we, everyone's going Maxwell.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, the maximum for all of us is bad, but I think. It's fri. It's very hard. It's a word.

Oh, man. Gustav. Yeah. Gustav. Gustav. Gustav. Gustav. Gustav.

I think I want to say Gaston. Gaston. Gaston. Gaston. Gustav. Gustav. Gustav.

Gustav. Gustov. TCB, right? Yeah, T-CB. Shout out to the question, brother. Great question. Yeah. That's good stuff.

Yeah. And on that note, I've been Joe. I've been Jackson. Machines. Machines. Machines, they're coming for us. Yeah, they're worried. Hey, if you want to, you want to suggest a question that makes us go crazy like this one,

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Yeah. There's probably, you know, years of listening on that website for you. And, like, if you're looking to, like, what to sign up on, Apple, you could probably be calling up a one and still figuring it out. Through stancepinsrady.com, hey, maybe it's a three to a four. Exactly.

Apple's easier. Apple's, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You could turn to the zero, I reckon. Accidentally. It's a button. Yeah. You're pouring at your phone anyway.

Right? As long as you've gotten through your path, as long as your phone has recognized your face. I reckon you can do it with a zero. And yeah, CTSMediaD.com, probably a two to a three. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you just need to be thinking a little bit. You need to be thinking.

You got to understand what an RSS feed. Yeah, that's annoying. Yeah. But then you get the Discord, and that's good. Exactly. Which is where this happens. Oh, God, dude. Gustav, Gustav.

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