Plumbing the Death Star - Where is the Soul Stone?

Episode Date: March 18, 2018

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Kisses. Hey everybody, and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star, where we ask the important questions like, where is the soul stone? Who's got it? I don't know. Where'd it go? Did they misplace it? Who lost it? Is it in the lost't know. Where'd it go? Did they misplace it?

Who lost it? Is it in the lost and found? Where did it start? Space. I can answer that. Yeah, it's explained that it started in the Big Bang. Pay attention. Yep.

Celestials or some shit. Have you even seen a movie? Have I even seen Guardians of the Galaxy 1? 2? 2? 2? Shit. No, 1.

What? Idiots. Shit. Have you seen. Idiots. Shit. Have you seen the MCU movies? It's when the collector's like, hey, come in, come in, come in. Infinity Jones. Yeah, that's right. So for those uninitiated, maybe the audience or myself, what is a soul stem?

Soul stem? What is a soul stem? You did it again. Help me out. My brain is failing. That's a brain stem. Oh, no. That's probably what you need to get checked.

It's in trouble. I think the tumor's bad boys. So leading up to Infinity War, I almost got the name of that, which is worrying. Yeah, leading up to Avengers... Leading up to Infinity Stem. Oh, God.

It's spreading. Leading up to Avengers Infinity War. We know that Thanos has got the Infinity Gauntlet. Five gems go on that gauntlet. I gestured that with my hand. I didn't need to. One gem amiss. One gem is missing. We've seen four of them in the last

18 films. Just a reminder there has been 18 films. We got a stone in a vision's head. That's the yellow one. That's the yellow one. That's the mind stone. Which was previously in Loki's stick. Yeah. We got the Tesseract, which is a

blue cube that's on Asgard. Yep. Oh, well, Asgard was destroyed so now Loki had a look at it. He didn't grab it. The camera went away. He grabbed it. 100% he has it. He cracked that shit like an egg, the gems inside. And then drink it. Yeah.

Like an egg. Drink the yolk. Scramble it, I want to say. Yeah, the gem will be inside it. How great to imagine Thanos gets them all and then pops them out of the gauntlet and cracks them like eggs to make a big omelette. Everyone's like, should we start? Time to eat the Infinity Omelette Avengers. He's got a big old chef hat on and an apron. The way he said that made it sound like he was going to force the Avengers to eat the Infinity Omelette Avengers. He's got a big old chef hat on and an apron.

The way he said that made it sound like he was going to force the Avengers to eat the omelette. Now eat your eggy-weggies. Eat the omelette Avengers. Then die. They would, and that's the right thing. We've got the red one. The ether. The ether.

That's the reality one. And that's, I think... That is with the Collector. Yeah, that's right. Old mate Collector. I just realized I remember a lot about these movies which is embarrassing

for me what's next the purple one that's the Power Stone and the Nova Corps have that don't they yeah that's on Xandar

yes yeah yeah sure and the other one's in Dingus' belt right Doctor Strange

yeah Doctor Strange's belt that's the green one it's his belt buckle that's the time one he's got a it's a belt, right? Doctor Strange. Yeah, Doctor Strange's belt. That's the green one. It's his belt buckle. That's the time one. It's a brooch, you know? That's right. The time one is his fancy brooch.

He's got it on his breast. He's made like a nice lyrebird out of it. Yeah, it's lovely. It looks very pretty. I can't wait for it to get broke. Is it not on his belt buckle? No, it's on a brooch

he's wearing around his neck. In my mind, I have Doctor Strange, like, hucking his thumbs in his belt like a cowboy to use it. Okay, maybe that's not how it went down. The belt buckle in my head is just saying something, like, stupidly obnoxious.

Made in America. Like, don't mess with Texas or something. Don't tread on me. Yeehaw! It's me, Doctor Strange! Boo! Boo! Boo! It's like a big bull. The magic out. What do you call longhorns? The big bull with the huge horns.

This is the time, Jim! Imagine. Texan Doctor Strange. He could have been, because, you know, Stephen Strange is quite Texan. Well, Benedict Cumberbatch is British, so, you know... He's doing an American accent anyway. Yeah, why not go a bit further south?

Why not just do a Texan one? So, the soul story. Welcome to my sanctum sanctorum. I learn magic here. Leave your boots at the door. How about this, Duh-Mah-Moo? I'll ride my horse up and smack you in the mouth. I don't know what accent I'm doing anymore. I won't have no demons in my sanctum sanctorum,

so I'd ask you kindly to leave. Doctor Strange is slow. So I like that you've got no... Looking back at where the gems are, you cannot use that information to discern where the gems will be, and that is a shame. No, because one was just, so like Doctor Strange one, that was just

on Earth. Yeah. Yeah. That was just in a library? Yep. Yes, Melody. I know. Get out of here, Melody. Be gone! Melody, we're doing an episode that's meant to be a good introduction to our podcast, and you're ruining it with inside jokes. Please leave.

You're sitting in the doorway, Melody. I can't even shut the door to kick you out. But you can kick the dog to shut the door. You give me the shits, dog. So we had the time gem. Yeah. That was on Earth. The Power Stone, where was that before the Guardians got it? That was just in a tomb. Yeah. That was on Earth. The Power Stone.

Where was that before the Guardians got? That was just in a tomb. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was just tombed up. That was just tombed up. Okay. Thor Dark World. Who remembers that?

Anyone? Anyone listening? Do you? The thing I remember about Thor Dark World is that plane accidentally going into another dimension and not being resolved. Where is that pilot? No, he comes back. Does he come back very changed? Yes. No, if you want to talk about people being displaced,

there's like a giant fucking animal thing that gets let to Earth. Is that the one in the end credits? He's snuck in around? Yeah. But that doesn't really come up again. But yeah, who remembers that film? Because my lord, I enjoy it.

Brank blank. What is wrong with my Brank? I'm fairly sure that Eccleston, he steals it from Asgard, I think. No, surely they don't have two Infinity Stones. No, that'd be ridiculous. That'd be silly if you're just collecting them, you hear? Maybe. Was he?

Maybe there was two. I genuinely, I don't know. Yeah he? Maybe there was two. I genuinely I don't know. Yeah. And also, I don't Was it a gem? It was this weird kind of red goop. Yeah, it was like a mist. No, it was like a... Was that one of the Infinity Gems? Like a T-1000? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was like nanobots. Yeah. Was that one of the stones that became a stone after the fact? Yeah. I think it was. Didn't Jane Foster absorb it and become like a... Is that one of the stones that became a stone after the fact? Yeah, because like, I know. Didn't Jane Foster absorb it and become like a... Yeah. She levitated a truck or some shit. Like a host for it?

Everybody in the world has seen Thor The Dark World once. That is a plain truth. That and maths. I went real quiet and I was going to pretend I remembered, but really I read Wikipedia. All right. So the reason that the movie takes place when it does is because the convergence is happening,

which is when all the planets line up and portals open. And that leads to a portal to the ether. So it was like on some fucking place you couldn't really get to. Okay. Fuck, you're back, Melody. So many in-jokes. All all right so one gem was on earth yeah who put it there we don't know but i guess the magic monks or some shit yeah i mean like it's already been turned into the into the uh time time belt buckle time don't mess with Texas. So I guess someone has been,

because did they all come together and then they gave it away again? Is that how it happened? I feel like that hasn't been explicit. No, I remember. So there were Celestials. Yeah. Which were like big blokes.

Huge old blokes. But they were no good. One turned out to fuck a lady and give birth to a boy called Peter Quill. The other one's Jeff Goldblum, and he just wants to watch people fight. One became dead, and now they're mining his brains. Yep, and another one... No, the collector is not.

And I think the Celestials made, or at least came from, or are... The Infinity Stones. But somebody collected them and was like, these are bad news. or at least came from or are the infinity stones. But somebody collected them and was like these are bad news and hooked them to the four corners of the galaxy. Someone made the gauntlet. So presumably the gauntlet has been filled before. Yeah.

Was someone in that little in that little documentary that the collector made everyone watch. Was one of them wearing a gauntlet? Or am I misremembering? Everybody has seen Thor Ragnarok once. No, no, no. Guardians of the Galaxy.

Everybody has seen Guardians of the Galaxy once. Does that weird thing with his arms. He's like wheels in a trolley with a TV in it and he's pressing play. Like a goddamn substitute teacher. He's like, hey Today we're watching Shrek, boys Yes Somebody won Anyway. But I'm fairly sure that

some other blokes I keep imagining the little green lantern goblins but it wasn't those guys because that's a different universe. They hucked the Infinity Gems because they didn't want them together because they knew it was bad news. Okay. So one of them's gone like,

Oi, ancient one, you have this time gem. Yeah. She's like, sick. I'm going to put this in a belt buckle. Someone's like, I know where to put this. In a tomb. Yeah. On a world.

They're like, sick. No one will find it. One person's like, that's just on a world. That's easy to get to. How about that's just on a world that's easy to get to how about we get it to a place it's only accessible once every they're in the convergence x hundred years what if we get one and we put it in a cube there we go um so that was that so the the mind the mind oh yeah who's like i'm gonna put it in a cube everyone's like why he's like nobody's looking for cubes well it was that remained two infinity Stones were on Earth at the same time then

because the Tesseract was frozen in the sea for 70 years alongside a bloke. Yeah. Named Steve Rogers. Yeah, yeah. So, actually... And the Mind Stone was in Loki's stick. Yeah.

That was a gift, wasn't it? Yeah, so Thanos had that one. Thanos had it. Then he gave it away. He's collecting gems and giving them away what a dick he's like i need these gems the best way to get these gems is to give the one gem i have away hey hey to make gems you gotta spend exactly i really like that oh wait to make stones you gotta spend stones i like you he grew he grew some stones and gave

away his stone to gain some stones but but now he's got no stones. You know, they always talk about- His head kind of looks like a stone. Cop that, Thanos. His head kind of looks like a mellum. And his throne room is just basically a bunch of floating stones. I love stones. Fuck, that guy's got like a stone aesthetic.

He can breathe in space. Yeah, that's true. That's wrong. You know how Thanos is like, everybody makes a joke, oh, he's taken such a long time to get up. You know, they're like, oh oh he's taken such a long time to get up you know they're like oh he's been into the chair i think it's just very funny that slowly he's watched like none of he's not tried you know what i mean yeah what has he done that's like he has not tried to get any of the gems well well he got the mind stone at one point so i guess gave it away he's kind of an idiot maybe he's like oh i've deserved i deserve some me time and had a bit of a sit.

Yeah. Decided to be like very flippant with it because he's, for reasons unknown. Then he sent Ronan. Ronan got one and then fucked up.

Yeah, he's like, Ronan, go get this for me. Sick. And then Ronan's like, I got it, but your shit, I'm going to destroy the Nova Corps.

Yeah. And then Peter called dancers or something. And so literally two stones. He's nearly, he's had one stone. Had one stone. That's it. That is his achievement. He's got the glove though.

What else has he been doing? Just sitting there. Training Gamora. No, she left. Nebula. Gamora's like, my dad just sits on that chair and talks a big game. I mean, well, he's got a reputation in space, doesn't he? What, what, does he, what?

Doesn't he call himself Thanos Destroyer of Worlds? Yeah. Because we haven't, you know, we're seeing Thanos, like, maybe at the midpoint of his journey, you know? We haven't seen what's happened before. Because he's got, like because he's got like he's got a big reputation halfway through world war ii hitler was like i'm just gonna sit down but also space runs a different time maybe um but maybe he's only been sitting for like a day yeah but also i like that can you please don't can you please um show me how they'll explain that

in infinity war can you please give me the scene? Opening scene. Thanos sitting in his chair. Stands up. What do you mean it's been ten years? It's only been one day. Avengers Infinity War fades. That's the best intro.

I thought there was going to be more. The fact that it just fades and he sounds so indignant. How did he not know? What? Time moves slower here. Ten years? Oh my god. Do they still fear me? No, not really.

No, I don't see you at all. It's like ten years. I thought it would only be one day. Avengers Infinity War with real? I just like it's like 10 years. Thought it'd only been one day. Avengers Infinity War with real ominous music. So let's talk about possible locations for the solely stony. All right. Do we know what color it is? Purple.

No. Blue. Orange, I think. Yeah, orange. Lame. What's been orange in the MCU so far? Iron Man a bit. Iron Man a bit. Vision's gem. Isn't that orange? No, that's yellow. Yeah, that. Blimey. What's been orange in the MCU so far? Iron Man a bit. Iron Man a bit.

Vision's gem, isn't that orange? No, that's yellow. Yeah, that's yellow. There haven't been many orange heroes. No. So a lot of people say that it might be in Wakanda. Well, okay, this is the most obvious theory, and probably the one that's going to be correct. But look, we'll lowball this first,

and then we'll dive into more creative and more exciting theories frankly so all right so the the whole vibranium meteor that kind of crash land into earth they think maybe the the gem is in the middle of that or the stone is in the middle of that yeah which is what's giving you know the vibranium all its power plus the uh purple heart shaped flower that might be what's giving like you know you know, Black Panther and whatnot their powers. Yeah. Which is, you know, it makes sense. Absolutely.

But, like, you know what colour those purple-shaped flowers are? Purple. You know what colour the gem is? Orange. And you know what colour Black Panther's suit is? Purple. Oh, it's like black. Yeah, but with the purple bits.

Black pants? But, yeah, with the little purple thing so I guess couldn't possibly be there because you know what last time I checked what colour is purple?

purple what colour is orange? orange it's not purple? orange exactly side note though spoilers for

you know what everyone's seen Black Panther at this point it made all the money in the world but if you haven't probably stop listening for a bit. But then if you started listening to this episode and were like,

gee whiz, I hope they don't spoil Black Panther. Why? Of course we're going to talk about it. You know what? Listen, you deserve this. This spoiler is for you specifically. Fuck you. Killmonger dies.

That's unrelated to what I wanted to say. I just wanted to ruin the ending for you That's good Well yeah, because his suit though, a bit orange It was a bit orange And you know what colour orange is? Orange! And you know what colour Soulstone is? Orange! And you know what colour they share in common?

Orange Yes! I was very afraid I felt like I for some reason just lost the answer so Wakanda and if it ended up in Wakanda you'd just be like oh yeah yeah and also

there's a lot of evidence in the Infinity War trailer because it appears they are fighting in Wakanda which doesn't particularly make a lot of sense if like why would Thanos go there if he's not you know unless he wants vibranium and also he's got a bunch of minions, so he might just send those minions to fuck up the Avengers,

of which Black Panther is one. And again, you've got Bucky in Wakanda. You've got, I guess, Steve Rogers is going to be there as well. Yeah. I'm assuming the Hulk is there. Yeah, yeah. So, you've got a bunch of people in, you know, Wakanda. So, I'm guessing maybe he's just trying to fuck up the Avengers.

Yeah, we don't know. And maybe it's a bit of a red herring. Yeah. If it is going to go. I mean, I don't think so. Shall we do odds? Shall we do odds? Okay, yeah.

Two to one. This is a two to one. This is a two to one. This is absolutely a two to one. Imagine it turns out it's in Bucky's arm. Imagine it turns out it's in Bucky's head. He's been second vision. We'll call you second vision.

Actually, you know what? So it's two to one. It's on Wakanda. Yeah. But that's in second vision. We'll call you second vision. Actually, you know what? So it's two to one, it's on Wakanda. Yeah. But that's in the media. Or are we just saying on Wakanda? I reckon in the media. In the media, two to one, yeah. In the media.

In the media. In the Wakandan press. On the news. That's what they're hitting it. Hashtag soul news. Yeah. I reckon, and they don't call him this in the film because it's a very uncomfortable term, but I can't remember his name, so I'm going to use it. All right.

I reckon Man-Ape has it. Okay. M'Boku? M'Boku, yeah. M'Boku, yeah, okay. I have no real reasons for that, except that he's very smug after he loses the- The kind of smug where you're like, whatever, I've lost, but I have the orange gem. Yeah, like-

Well, I think about it, because the- I forget the tribe's name, but the ape tribe, they've been so distant from- White gorilla tribe, isn't it? Yeah. But they've been so distant from the rest of the other four tribes that maybe they're like, well, we've got our own secret. Yeah. You guys using vibranium. We still use vibranium. We've also got this orange gem we found.

Yeah, it's pretty neat. It's pretty sick. What would bug me if this was true is that that means that there have been three gems on Earth. Yeah, to be honest. And that's just kind of... Like starting on Earth there? Yeah. Because you've got... The Sorcerer's Supremes were looking after one.

Yeah. Sorcerer's Supremes sounds like a good. Sorcerer's Supreme sounds like a good pizza. Pizza. It's a Texan-based pizza. You don't mess with Sorcerer's Supreme. We only put the finest buffalo and buffalo cheese on this pizza. Milk a cow. Sorcerer's Supreme is a real New York pizza.

Thin crust. Sourthroast Supreme. Protecting the world from magic evils. Hey, forget about it. Come to Frankie's Pizza Bar. We got two sizes. 18 inch and 24 inch.

All our pizzas are too big. You get that jam and you grate it down good. Oh, that tastes so good. My boy Davey, grate down the jam and you grate it down good. Oh, that tastes so good. My boy Davey, grate down the jam and put on your pizza. Eat that jam. That's our new catchphrase, eat that jam. I just love this very aggressive pizza place.

It's like the guy's so mad at me. Why won't you eat the pizza? You want a bit of soul in you? Have a jam. Have a jam. It's a soft stone. How about it? 500 to 1

it's in a New York pizza parlor. 5,000 to 1 it's force fed to guests. 5,000 to 1 it is in a million people's stomachs because it has been grated down to nothing. Let's go 500,000 to 1. Yeah. The one thing, going back to my man ape theory

M'Baku. M'Baku. Yeah. Humans can't touch... Gems. Gems. It's meant to kill them. That's a good point. Well, hold on.

Because can't old Sorcerer Supreme, can't he touch his gem? No, because it's in a... It's in a brooch. It's in a holding, and it's the same with the Tesseract. That cube is in a holding. Cool, cool, cool. The gem that Peter touched, he could do because he was half god. He's half god, yeah.

But now he's not half god. He was also holding a bunch of lads at the same time. He was spreading it out. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So Wakanda, possibly with M'Boku. Very possible.

100 to 1. 100 to 1. Yeah. Oh, wait. Let's go 15 to 1 because 100 to 1 is too close to 500 to 1, which is New York pizza parlor. What about under the soil where the... The trigger? Let's go 15 to 1, because 100 to 1 is too close to 500 to 1, which is New York Pizza Parlor.

What about under the soil where the... The trigger? Purple-shaped, whatever that thing is called. As we discussed earlier, purple is an orange, so I'm going to go 50 to 1. Okay. Oh, they're right. So with the orange gem maybe through like being filtered to the vibranium ah it becomes purple yeah look possible again i'd just be disappointed if this was true fair i'm like either pointed out in the black panther movie i mean maybe you

don't have time i don't know but like yeah you know ryan kugler said that he didn't want to include it because vibranium is their own thing. So people think that that was like, it's in the vibranium. Oh. What if it's in Cap's shield? That's my theory. That's vibranium. Yeah, but specifically it is inside Captain America's shield.

Oh, yeah. Because we don't know where that shield came from. It is vibranium. Where did Howard Stark get vibranium from other than Wakanda? You know. And also, it's like, we have seen like Thor's hammer get shattered, so it would be nice to see Cap's shield get shattered. We've only hinted that being shattered

in a dream. Yeah. And they split that shield open. Imagine how much of a big dickhead he'll feel that he left that shield in the ground at the end of Civil War if it turns out that there was a stone in it. God damn it. God damn it. Yeah. What if the Soul Stone was the reason

that the Super Soldier Serum worked? They injected it into Captain America. What if Captain America is himself the Soul Stone and Thanos has to fit him into his glove? Captain America just sitting like his ass in it like a chair. Thanks for giving me powers, Captain America. Captain America's like, ah, phooey. Fuck off.

Oh, ow. Gee whiz. I forgot he's polite. He wouldn't say fuck off. Yeah, that's a bit much for Captain America. He'd be like, oh, Thanos, you're such a so-and-so. You old dastardly. Sod you.

Yeah, so I don't know. Captain America... Basically, I'm going through all of those weapons. You know, like, where'd they come from? Where'd they come from? Where'd they go? Where'd they come from, Cotton Eye Joe? I don't know.

Yeah, hard to say. Because for a while, people thought that one of the stones was in Thor's hammer, but then Ragnarok, it got shattered. Because... Do you know the theory behind that? No. So, Thanos is... It's an acrostic.

Yeah. Oh, right. Yes, of course. T for Tesseract. That's right. H for... Oh, yeah. Oh, yes.

H for Hulk's balls. Yeah. What's the letter we're working with here? H. H. H. Hulk's balls. Yeah.

Hulk. Just inside Hulk. Gamma. Gamma? Radiation. Gamma doesn't start with a H. No, just inside Hulk. Gamma. Gamma? Gamma doesn't start with a H. No, no, no. Teganos. No, no, no.

Right. So, yeah, it's in Hulk. What about T'Challa? Why not have Teganos? Yeah, because with a gamma bomb, right? Yeah. And the radiation, whatever. What was powering that?

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Maybe the gem. Gamma bomb. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So maybe it somehow destroyed or dissipated the gem with the bomb release. Look, splitting the atom is bad, but splitting a gem is worse. Maybe good. Or good.

He's not orange. He's green. But abominations. Green as well. Green. It's gross. But abominations... Green as well. It's gross.

I'm trying to think. So far we've got Twanos. It was in Wakanda. Twanos, Taganos, T... T... Tipanos for Italian pizza place. Tipanos, Twanos, and Toganos

are our current theory. And Thanos. And Thanos. If it's in Hulk's balls. If it's in Hulk's balls. That'd be Thabanos, surely. Thabanos? Bruce Banner? There's a certain

logic there. Or there's not. What is orange in the MCU? Hulk's balls. Can we just imagine a scene in Infinity War? The three of us watching Infinity War, very excited. And there's a scene where Thanos is like, all right, hold Hulk down.

I have to castrate him. And we just look at each other like, what is happening in this movie as Hulk's balls are sliced off by Thanos? And he sucks a gem out. Sucks a gem out. He pulls out the gem and puts it in his mouth. With his mouth.

I like the idea of, like... It's like a fucking bush oyster. Yeah. There it is. That was good. And then Avengers Affinity War fades in. Yeah. Because it opens with him doing that.

I'm just looking at things that are orange in the MCU. Yeah, sure. There was apparently someone called Agent Orange who was in Marvel's Punisher. Okay. It's a show I have not seen because I stand by that most of the Marvel Netflix things are trash. Joel Zammert, a brave, going on record, talking shit.

I just don't want to be hurt again, basically. You know what? Look, for any listeners out there that don't like being hurt, don't watch any of the Netflix series. I haven't seen any of them. Haven't been hurt yet. That's true. Watch Daredevil, season one.

Yeah, but then... For a bit. But do you know what's good about... Do you know what's heartbreaking about that? You're like, yeah, just watch season one. But season two exists, and you know it's good about do you know what's heartbreaking about that you're like yeah just watch season one but season two exists and you know it's bad actually no

but season two watch half of season two nah but then you know the second half still exists but just don't watch it yeah watch Inhumans go for

Bottom of the Barrel exactly Bottom of the Barrel then you've only got up yeah I think it's a bad idea apparently he he wants to kill

Frank Castle and other whistleblowers. It'd be a shock if that guy had the Infinity Gauntlet in him. The Infinity Gauntlet in him? A prosthetic check went horribly wrong. He's a bald man, so maybe his face and head is a stone. He's a stone, sure. Because stones are smooth. I hope we get a scene where he wears the Infinity Gauntlet on his head,

similar to the penguin pretending to be a chicken in Wallace and Gromit. Oh, yeah, that would be very good. Yeah, that would be a good throwback. Actually, I have a theory that I think is also... A possibility. A possibility. Oh, wait, Hulk's balls, 100,000 to 1. Yeah.

Gamma. Like000 to 1. Yeah. Gamma. Like 60 to 1? It's more likely than the New York pizza place. Yeah, yeah. Like, I don't know, 1,000 to 1? It's pretty unlikely. Reckon, like, what if he just whips apart the Hulk? That's a cool saying. Whips apart the Hulk and the

gem was... But that's just confusing. As a viewer, I'm like, what? Why was the Soul Stone in... And also in... In... Incredible Hulk is the one movie that they don't really touch back on. Oh, except recently when they brought back Thunderbolt Ross.

Who, for the regular viewers of the MCU, who forget that that Hulk movie is in the MCU. It's like, who the fuck's this bloke? Who's this boy? He's a good bloke. Wasn't he in Civil War? Yeah, that's what we're talking about. Shit. Are you Joel Dusha in episodes where you just

stop listening for some reason, waiting for your chance to talk? Yeah. And then you directly contradict something that was just said? Then I just have a smug smile on my face? Like, yeah, I wasn't listening. That's right, I'm an owner. Yeah, that's good. Alright, so... Okay, so my theory, that I think is likely.

In Avengers Infinity War, Thanos doesn't get all of the stones, the soul stone does not appear. Oh! 101. Yeah, I can imagine that because it's a two-parter, right? No. See, Jackson, you need to pay more attention to the news.

So originally it was Infinity War Part 1 and Part 2. Then they announced that they're unrelated films and it's Avengers 3 and Avengers 4. Then they announced that Avengers 4 has a title, but they can't announce the title because it's a spoiler. And then recently there has been cast photos for Avengers 4 wrap-up party, which has Thanos on a fucking cake.

So people are like, it is just part two. You're just calling it something different. It's like Avengers 4, the return of Cap. He went He goes Where did he go But he doesn't die In Infinity War

Yeah It's just like Something happens I don't People think it's gonna be Secret Wars But then everyone forgets What Secret Wars is

Because everyone thinks Everyone thinks it's Skrulls But No no no It's not Rule 1 of Secret Wars Do sure I thought that was just

Fight Club Oh fuck I broke that rule too You're going to be in such trouble next meeting Can't wait to fight Tyler Durton And win because he's made up That's a spoiler for Fight Club

For that one guy who hasn't seen Black Panther I hope you haven't seen Fight Club either He's like ah I've queued it up on Netflix Tyler Durton is the narrator Looking at a Black Panther movie ticket And then his Netflix seen Fight Club either. He's like, ah, I've queued it up on Netflix. Tyler Durden is the narrator. Looking at a Black Panther movie ticket, and then his Netflix with Fight Club lined up. Well, other orange things, I'm thinking.

An orange? An orange. Okay. What about just an orange? Opening scene of the film. A farmer picks an orange and just explodes. And then it fades in Avengers Infinity War. That's amazing.

I like the idea of Thanos- He just screams and all his skin falls off. Imagine Thanos bursts into Tony Stark's house, destroys everything. Tony's like, what are you doing? And just goes up to the fruit bowl, peels an orange and pulls out the stone. And Tony's like, oh, huh.

Poof, dead. How the duck's bill? How the duck is in the... That would be an amazing twist. Hang on a second. Here you go. It's a stepping stone towards man thing. The collector was collecting things,

and he wanted to collect the stones. You already had how of the duck, because how of the duck may be or already a gem. Yeah. It's quite fucked up that he's just howard's just or i think it's a different type of gem like is it like when you describe oh there's such a gem or how about this right he's got the bill it's orange we don't notice it but it's a bit of like bill jewelry he got his bill pierced and it's like he's just rocking on like a little bit of a gem there because he's going through his like 90s punk look that's a very grisly beginning if it's just his bill pierced, and he's just rocking on a little bit of a gem there, because he's going through his 90s punk look. That's a very grisly beginning, if it's just the bill, where Thanos just snaps it off a duck.

And he's like, this is a gem, and shoves it into the corner. This is- Snap! This is a gem, Avengers Infinity War. Well, you know what's probably good? Infinity War. Well, you know what's probably good? So let's get through the most recent movies. Because we know that the most reasonable place would

be Wakanda, because that is the movie before. There's no other movies in between that and Infinity War yet? No. We assume that... Well, Captain Marvel is a prequel. That's true. Because that's set in the 90s. Oh, no, the 80s, isn't it? 90s. So that's another theory. The 90s.'s set in the 90s. Oh, no, the 80s, isn't it? 90s. 90s. So that's another theory.

The 90s. It's in the 90s. It's just in the 90s. What encapsulates the 90s? Oh, it's in that limited edition pressing of Nevermind on vinyl. Special orange colored disc. And it has to play it. Or it's in like a foil printed cover with a hologram card of like...

The baby's dick on Nevermind. Avengers issue 37. Limited edition run. Imagine. Imagine they go back and Thanos is like, it's inside comic books. Avengers comic books. In the 90s, they loved to do their foil covers. Yeah, that's true

But they did So like maybe Maybe Do you see How this cover changes As you move Yes That's the power

Of the soul Yeah This is a gem This is a gem Crumples up like And it's like It's like a comic book It's like a 9.6 grade

You know those Diamond cover things It just like Crum book it's like a guy like a 9.6 grade you know those diamond cover things it's like crumples it up all the nerds like oh that's worth so much it's good that i look this is a gem the movies definitely has to open with thanos finding a stone and saying this is a gem and clicking it into his absolutely this is a stone stone because i'm thinking like a lot of those the stones don't look like stones yeah that's true turned into stones so it could be anything we've got like a box we've got this weird liquid thing that ends up being an obelisk yeah um the weird liquid thing though yeah is the only one so far

that isn't a solid stone because the blue box is it's inside it's inside it. It's inside it, yes. And the one from Guardians is in like a walnut, basically, yeah? Yeah. Well, it was in a hammer for a bit. What? It's in a hammer. Oh, it is in a hammer, but then it's in a walnut. Yeah, which is a case so that humans can touch it. Yeah, yeah.

It's kind of cool, I think, that a lot of the Infinity Gems that are in use, somebody's been like, well, I'll make a case for it. That's cool. I'm trying to think of what could be encasing it. And for some reason, I'm thinking orange. I go from orange to yellow. I think Bumblebee from the Transformers. It's in Bumblebee.

Inside a Volkswagen Beetle. Oh, not Bumblebee, just a car. Just a car. I think that the chances of it being inside a car are actually smaller than the chances of it being inside Bumblebee in some kind of fuck Transformers crossover. Yeah, that is more likely. It's the AllSpark.

Oh! The Soulstone is the AllSpark. It gives things life. What doesn't have life? Machines. What has life? Transformers. What's a transformer? A machine. How do you give that machine life? Soulstone. What's a transformer? A machine. How do you give that machine life?

Soulstone. What color is the Allspark? I don't really remember, but I'm confident enough to say orange. Yeah, I'm confident enough to say silver, then orange. And I think that Avengers Infinity War is going to start with Loki being like, here's the Tesseract. Where are you going now? And Thanos being like, two transform the Tesseract. Where are you going now? And Thanos being like, to Transformers.

Avengers Infinity War. Avengers Infinity War more than meets the eye. Oh! That's why Avengers Part 4 is a secret title. It's actually Avengers more than meets the eye. Or Avengers meets Transformers.

Avengers goes to Transformers. The Avengers movies go to Transformers. So he's got like, you know, you get, I don't know, Thanos being like, you, Marky Mark. He's like, whoa, what's going on? What is this? Holding a two by four. And then he just punches him in the face. Good.

Someone has to. You do Optimus. I like the idea that it is in the 90s. Yeah. I think that'd be kind of cool if at the end of, like, you know, Avengers Infinity War, Thanos is like, where is the Soul Stone?

And the Avengers are all fucked up. And old Doctor Strange with the Time Stone is like, we have to go back to the 90s. And as he does that, you get a guitar riff. Yeah, yeah. It turns into Bill and Ted. I'm still moving my belt buckle. I cannot stop believing.

I was going to say, he turns the belt brooch, and then he just like, he's like a and it just trades into like, Smells Like Teen Spirit. Yeah. The Avengers will be back in Avengers the 90s. But yeah, but Doctor Strange using his time gem to go back in time

to be like, I found where the Soul Stone is. It's in the 90s. I can imagine that. I think that's like a 40 to 1. As a tie-in, because they are going to apparently go back to the first Avengers where they're fighting the... Yeah, yeah. There will be time travel.

There will be time travel. So honestly, a scene where they're fighting the... Yeah, yeah. There will be time travel. There will be time travel. So, honestly, a scene where they go back in time, maybe to the 90s, maybe Carol Danvers makes an appearance. Maybe them fucking with the... Hey, how's this for an idea? Them fucking with the time stream, right, almost creates Captain Marvel. Oh!

Oh! That's a good theory. They kind of either give her the knowledge or whatever that is of where the gem is. Yeah, yeah. She's part Kree. Now, I don't know a lot about the celestial bullshit in the kind books, but I do know that the reason the celestials in the Kree exist is because the celestial fucked the Earth. Sure.

Is that happening? Yeah. Okay. All right. As in, like, legitimately fucked the Earth. Legitimately, like, fucked the Earth, put a life seed inside the earth that's why humanity happens and the Kree were a part of that

well the Inhumans are a part of this I believe as well well I mean like Ego does that Ego puts that on earth remember yeah yeah yeah so maybe Carol Dandler's because she's created by the time stone is in a position to hold the Soul Stone.

Like, they have it, and Thanos is like, it's all I need. That's actually a really cool way to tie in. Because people are like, where's Carol Danvers when all this happens? She never existed until now. Until they went back in time and fucked something up. Yeah. Like, I don't know, what if... Another theory I heard to that effect is that they get her, so they go back to the 90s and bring her from the 90s to now. And that's why we never saw her before, is because

from 1990 or whatever to 2018, she just disappeared. She missed it. It's weird that people don't discuss her, though. That's true. People don't discuss Ant-Man, though. Like, Ant-Man 1. And he was around. No, he was hidden. And he was little. It's tiny. People always forget tiny things. Where? A man just punched himself for no reason. And also, like, him and the wasp fucked up real quick.

Yeah, that's true. So it was just like a tragedy. Like, how people don't really talk about the Brian... I almost said Brian Jonestown Massacre. People aren't just like, hey, remember the Jonestown Massacre? Yeah, yeah, fair. Yeah, look fair. It was a tragedy.

Yeah, people are like, remember Ant-Man and Wasp? Someone's like, yeah, so sad. Yeah, and it's- So little, so quick, so dead. And because it would just be, to them, it would just be an exciting experiment going wrong. It's like, hey, remember the Challenger? Yeah, exactly. People don't talk about it.

Yeah, I reckon that, yeah, yeah, yeah. Using the time stone and, yeah, going, chipping back to the 90s and- Making Carol Danvers. Making Carol Danvers, and maybe that's got something to do with it, with the soul gems. Yeah, using the time stone and, yeah, going back to the 90s and... Making Carol Danvers. Making Carol Danvers, and maybe that's got something to do with the soul gems. Yeah, yeah. I'm just trying to think of, like, the soul stone. What does it do?

Yeah. You know, it's like, apparently in the comics, it's the ability to steal, control, and manipulate living and dead souls. Oh, that sounds like the... Because I do know in Wakanda, there is, like, a crossover... Oh, Spirit World.

Through the Spirit World slash something to do with the land of the dead. Heaven, basically. I don't really remember Hickman's run on the Avengers when it all came crashing down. But I do know they spent a lot of time there. It's where the incursion happened or something. What's an incursion? Too long to explain. I don't really remember.

So I do know there's this weird soul thing that's happening in Wakanda. And I do know that I think Black Pantherther can because he talks to his ancestors yeah yeah yeah yeah so yeah shit he takes they drink the they crush the herb down there's none left there's none left but you know you drink that you go yeah back to the like the land of the soul yeah yeah so maybe maybe maybe maybe it's not in wanda. Maybe it is Wakanda. Well, I was going to say maybe it is the land of the souls. Maybe he's going into the soul gem, which is in space, the same way that Aether was in another place, but cooler.

And they wrecked it. Yeah. Okay, so when you drink from the heart-shaped herb all crushed up, it transports your consciousness to a place, and in that place is where the soul gem is. Or is everything that you're going to is happening inside the soul gem? I reckon it's happening inside the soul gem, physically. If you smashed it, you'd fall out.

That's what I'm imagining. Can we imagine a world where thanos is like i have well i mean he if if if thanos uh if the ether wasn't collected by whoever has it as god presumably yeah as god still oh right yeah as god ha no the collector has the collector how would thanos have gone about collecting it's implied that uh malekith was doing it for old mate or at least was part of it or was manipulated by thanos or something along those lines okay it wasn't exactly a well-explored film no no one remembers it because i've only seen it once everybody's only seen you know what I also just have no recollection of? And I saw this twice.

Yeah? Age of Ultron. Yeah? No, I've got memories of it. The parts I remember most are the cool black widow bits. Yeah, me too, weirdly. Hey, what colour is Ultron? I know silver, but-

Silver and red. Red's not orange. And he's also became Vision. He already had a stone. Well, yeah, but maybe there's a bit of ultron left that's my new theory there's a bit of ultron left and that bit is the soul stone i think my favorite theories are that the they go to wakanda to find out where the soul stone is not necessarily that the soul stone is there oh yeah and it turns out that carol denvers is created through that and also because imagine they're like yeah cool it's here but at this time and they're like well all right time to just fuck back in time fuck back in time the avengers fuck

back in time that's what number four is called i think it's not a bad idea so because again if you're using the heart-shaped herb yeah heart-shaped box let's keep the uh let's let's keep the 90s references flowing yeah yeah so you're using the heart-shaped herb. Yeah. Heart-shaped box. Let's keep the 90s references flowing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're using the heart-shaped box in the shape of a plant. Yeah. Drinking that to go back to your ancestor.

Maybe one of the Avengers or someone knows that, like, their ancestors had that gem or something like that. Ah, yeah. So what if, for example, Peter Quill, you know, his ancestor is, like, Celestials. Yeah, so he's, like, give me a drink of that shit.

It has been destroyed, unfortunately, but, like, hey, there could be, like, a secret little stash. Oh, we had a bit left over. So he could be, like, you know, if you take me to, like, to the place where I get to speak to my ancestors, I could try and find this out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, T'Challa, spit in my mouth heaps. Just trust me.

Just trust me. It's working. It's working. I need more spit. Now call me. It was working. It's working. I need more spit. Now call me a piece of shit. Yeah, I love it. I'm using this as an opportunity to get off.

And then he, spirit world. So yeah, I reckon maybe something like that, if they're using Wakanda and the land of the dead, the answer is to kind of maybe even find the source of where that soul gem is because again it could be a red herring i still am feeling in the belief that it is a librarian or it is like in that meteor but yeah if they're using the red herring that's not a bad way of doing it yeah i'm wondering if like and marvel again the trailer for infinity war makes it very obvious that it's probably on wakanda but marvel have been known for doing dumb sneaky shit yeah yeah like editing people out of scenes yeah absolutely sneaky like so in avengers in for age of ultron there's a famous part of the trailer a famous part of the

trailer a part that people talk about a bit which is um there's a group shot at the end, towards the end of the film when they're fighting on whatever it's called. And they edited out Vision and Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver. So you wouldn't know they were in it. So they could be doing some sneakies. Yeah, absolutely. Very possible. But I guess

because I'm still thinking in vibranium because it's basically a cure-all slash like tech. It seems like soul stone is probably evil. It seems like it's magic. But it's not very soul-y. Yeah. That's my only issue is that it's not like, oh, if we eat vibranium, then we can connect with the souls of one another.

We can give life to things. It's just like, it's a real good metal. And it's a bit magic. But, like, not soul magic. But I don't know what is soul magic. What I was thinking is what what... Soul magic? Soul music! Ah!

James Brown. They have to go back in time and find James Brown. James Brown, give us a soul stone. Also, James Brown, stop hitting your wife. That too. James Brown, you gotta change some things. Also, James Brown, stop hitting your wife. That too. James Brown, you gotta change some things. No, I was gonna say, what movies are coming out after Avengers? So there's Ant-Man and Wasp. Which is, again, presumably a prequel because it looks like it's set directly after.

So maybe they're getting the Infinity Stone. Maybe it's in the tiny world or whatever they call it. Miniverse? Oh, yeah. The,. Maybe it's in the tiny world or whatever they call it. Miniverse? Oh, yeah. The, um... Little land. Little tiny world. Yeah.

What do they call it? The mini place? Tiny Boy City? Oh, yeah, I think that's it. Tiny Boy City. Yeah. The microverse? Microverse.

Yeah. Maybe it's in Tiny Boy City. Yeah. It got shrunk. Yeah. It's not about where it's in. Well, like, what a great place to hide it. There was that theory that there was, like, the embodiment of eternity or something like

that in the little Tiny Boy City. Yeah, yeah. So, like, maybe there's some cosmic shit happening there. Original Wasp has it. Yeah, yeah. OG Wasp. Michelle Pfeiffer, who was cast to play her. What if they went back?

People like, is she- That's a good casting. Yeah, yeah. You're welcome. Yeah, we appreciate it. Oh, hang Shane. Yeah, you're welcome. Yeah, we appreciate it. Oh, hang on. Yeah? Chadwick Boseman played James Brown in a movie,

so you can just cast him again. It's great in a film where they cast someone again in the same fictional universe. That's great. That's why Tony Stark, sorry, Robert Downey Jr. was the villain of Ant-Man, not playing Tony Stark. A famous example of that is in Ocean's Twelve. Yeah, that's true.

When Julia Roberts plays a character whose name I forget, but she also plays Julia Roberts. She is both. Because Julia Roberts is set in that thing, and they're like, hey, you look like Julia Roberts. And she's like, I don't see it, but she should, because she is Julia Roberts. That was a very strange film. Did they think it was funny or clever? I don't know. I think it's funny. I think it's funny as well. I think it's

not clever, but it's so dumb that it's like, why did they... It's funny and brave. It's funny and brave. Because they were just like, what if we just had a scene that just rips the entire audience's sense of belief in half? Yeah. What if we were like, fuck you, to the people watching?

All right, how about... I'm not quite sure where this would come in. We need to give ratings quickly, odds. Oh, God. Tiny Boy City. 200 to 1. Carol Danvers. 150 to 1.

James Brown. 150 to 1. Uh, James Brown. 250 to 1. Same actor as the thing that's bringing in the odds to me. Nah, James Brown, 200,000 to 1. Uh, The Embodiment of the 90s. Yeah. 100,000, 150,000 to 1. Which puts it, I think, roughly on par with grading it onto pizza.

That's fair. I would agree with that ruling. I'm really excited to see Captain Marvel, how 90s they make it. I hope they're like- Lean in. Lean in. I hope she's wearing flannel. What she's got?

No, no. No. Flannel and dots. Flannel tied around her waist. I hope she's in overalls as well. Dressed like Daria. Oh, yes. Yes.

I hope it starts with her watching MTV And then Daria And we watch both Yo MTV raps Or it starts with MTV's Cribs but with Carol Danvers showing us her house And then it fades in Captain Marvel

Yes please Oh Of course Okay Captain Marvel opens With MTV's Cribs Yes, please. Oh! Of course! Okay. Captain Marvel opens with MTV's crib. She's like, check out my crib. The camera follows her around,

and it's shot from, like, we're getting it from the camera's point of view, and then she's like, oh, this is a gem. It points to the soul stone. Oh, there it is. And this right here, over right here, holding that right now that is my stone it's been passed down from me for a generation

it'll be a throwback to the Thanos opening this is a gem this is a gem and right here this is a gem the camera snaps to the gem Kara Danvers Infinity War what were you going to suggest 300,000 to 1 that it's And there's Infinity War. Perfect.

What were you going to suggest, Simon? This is not 300,000 to 1 that it's an episode of MTV Cribs. This isn't maybe where the soul gem is, but I kind of like the idea of Tony Stark making like an Infinity Stone buster suit. Ah, that's cool. So maybe he kind of either gets something kind of like where he bases it on the gauntlets.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And maybe kind of tries to like siphon off that energy to try and go toe-to-toe with Olmec Thanos. Maybe him and Clavelas Shuri from Black Panther. Yeah, maybe they together are like, let's make like a synthetic Infinity Gauntlet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be kind of cool. Let's make like a synthetic Infinity Gauntlet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be kind of cool.

Empowered like on the online library. Actually, I wouldn't be super surprised because Tony Stark has a new suit in the trailer that looks like the... Does look like... Looks heaps like the new Black Panther suit. It sure does. It really does.

So I reckon you might be onto something there, my good friend Jackson. I reckon Shuri makes him a suit. Yep, which is not anywhere. And the Soul Stone's in it, I guess. And the Soul Stone helps. He puts it in the chest. Yep, which is not anywhere. And the soul stone's in it, I guess. Yeah, and the soul stone helps. He puts it in the chest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In Tony Stark.

Why has that not been a scene? That'd be a cool scene. Oh, he's just a guy. That's right. He'll die. I've got it. Tony, no! 6,000 to 1? He just crams the tesseract in. It doesn't fit and then he explodes. What did he think?

Tony, you've ever heard the expression, putting a square peg in a round hole? You are literally doing it. I've got it. Oh, my God. Tony's very dead. Tony's stuck, Infinity War. That's a Tony's stuck. Tony's stuck.

Steve Roger going, Tony! Tony's stuck Tony Stuck. Tony Stuck. Steve Roger going, Tony! Tony Stuck and Steve Roger. Yeah, good. This is going to be exciting for Infinity War, but none of these things are going to happen. It's just going to be on Wakanda. Yeah, yeah. It's the most disappointing thing in the world.

I want it to be in Captain Marvel. I want it to be in the 90s. Well, you know, we've got to have a reason for the second film to be clearly a part two, but that they can't name it. So, like, I think that it's going to have something to do with that. I don't think Thanos is going to get all the stones in this movie. I think that the name is going to be revealed in the end credits of Infinity War. Is it going to be like Back to the Future 2?

I reckon. Or is it going to be like, some fuck will happen, and then it'll be like, Don't worry, the Avengers will appear in Avengers Part 4, The Search for the Soul Stone. Yeah, absolutely. In the 90s. All the solo Avengers films have, like, this is the most recent one, it's just that Black Panther will return in Avengers Infinity War. So I reckon maybe he's going to be

back in the search for the Soul Stone or something like that. Yeah, like, oh, everybody's dead or most of the people are dead except Doctor Strange with his bell buckle and some other cunts and it's like... Oh, imagine we end up with like a real weird ragtag team

where they need to find the Soul Stone so they can bring them back to life and then kill... Actually, yeah, how about... Okay, so yeah, they've got to find the Soul Stone to bring them back to life. Yeah, yeah.

So that they can then defeat Thanos. Doctor Strange, Rocket Raccoon, Wasp. Shuri. Shuri. Killmonger, he's back. Killmonger, he's back. And Nick Fury. And Nick Fury.

Vision, not as Vision, Nick Fury. And the bloke from the library in Doctor Strange. Yep. What's his name? Wong? Wong. Oh yeah, that's right,

because he's the... And Foggy from Daredevil. He's coming too. And they have to travel back through all the films to bring everyone back. Avengers 4, Foggy.

He's coming too. So yeah, I reckon that's probably the best. And the kid from iron man 3 yep that's spider-man no yeah no the kid not the one that's dressed as iron man the one that helps put the suit back together no the mechanic kid yeah who apparently is in infinity war sick he's back the kid from iron man 3 he's back in brackets avengers 4 yeah i reckon there might be some merit in that of like like big names actually dying and maybe dying early on and then we have to use the the time gem the time gem they go back in time realize they may be able to witness things but they can't stop it because they need the soul stone yeah and then it becomes a search for the soul stone so avengers

four quest for the soul stone maybe except they'll give it a comic book name that isn't necessarily related but just so people get excited civil war again maybe they'll you know the kind of thing where they know it's hidden in earth's past and they they're like, well, we've got to find it in Earth's past. Imagine if they find a T-Rex. In a T-Rex. Alright. Earth's past slash in a T-Rex. 20 to 1. Yeah. 5 to 1. 1 to 1. 1 to 1. Guaranteed. A bloody

certainty, boys. Guaranteed. Okay, I like this theory the best, and I hope this is true. Because then it also means that my theory that doesn't appear in this film is true. Yeah, that's true. Because that's an amalgamation of all of our theories basically is that if people die, they need to find

the Soul Stone before Thanos can find the Soul Stone. Although it would be cool if Thanos finds the Soul Stone and brings back all the dead villains. No, that would be kind of cool. That would be fucking chaos. It'd be insane, but it'd be Dormammu. Don't bring him Oh wait, he's not dead He's not quite dead

He's just stuck in a He's just being all grumpy Being like I can't I hate you Doctor Strange Doctor Strange is like Kill me Kill me again

Kill me again I knew this all day Kill me Dormammu Come on Dormammu Take me down You don't mess with Texas Oh me I mess with Tom.

Come on, take a knee. Yeehaw. Take your best shot, Dormammu. It's great to imagine Dr. Strange. Hit me with your best shot.

Come on, hit me with your best shot. I wish. And on that note, I've been Joel. I've been Jackson. And I've also been Joel. You don't mess with Texas. If you find these accents

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