Plumbing the Death Star - Which Fictional Character Would Make the Best Best Person (at a Wedding)?

Episode Date: October 6, 2024

Hey, never say Plumbing the Death Star never did anything for you. Best Man PJ asked Plumbing the Death Star for a shoutout for his mates Tom’s wedding and they went and did a whole episode instead. A wedding themed episode, no less. Jackson asks Professor X to be his best person and crosses some personal boundaries, Zammit opts for Superman and, uh, yeah, we’d like it if he’d get our Step Mum back from Space, and Duscher chooses Remy the Rat, forgetting the powers of Remy the Rat and ruining his whole wedding. It’s a matrimonial spectacular, congratulations, you look radiant in that dress and oh so handsome in that suit, look at you two go.Links to everything in our linktr.ee including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ahem. You're listening to the Sans Pants Network. Hey everyone. We're gathered here today on a very special day for John's wedding. Yay, wow. Congratulations. Congratulations, John. I reckon we can clap.

You can clap for the wedding. Congratulations, John and unknown names partner. A partner whose name was not passed on to us. We were not provided with it. And if, John John you're listening to this and you're like who Would have done this without mentioning my beautiful partners name while speak to your best man PJ Who sent this to us and was like hey do a shout out and we said what if we did an episode I think this is a surprise to PJ to, who knows I'm Joel. I'm Jackson I'm also Joel. This is Plum in the Death Star where we ask the important questions like which fictional character

Would make the best best person? At a wedding. Okay, okay, yeah, okay, so it's we're getting married. All right. Okay, and the three of us are getting married. The three of us are getting married. Best, best, no we're all getting. Three brides for three grooms or whatever that old story is. Or the three of us are getting married to each other.

No I think that this makes more sense Yeah, all of us we're all individually getting married to separate people Then we're all gonna be at the same but all three of them will be having a joint We're having a joint wedding one after no at the same time three couples in a row one Mary Shrek's beautiful In ogre form yeah, she's truly beautiful. That's why she's at her most beautiful. I give her a true love's kiss and she stays in ogre and she's like, what?

That's what happens in the movie. Yeah, but that's because she's with Shrek, right? No. No. She doesn't change and adapt to Shrek, dude. No, that's her true form. That may have misunderstood the movie Shrek How the fuck did you fucking

She had to have to detract like a Xenomorph So if Donkey had kissed her Then she'd turn into a donkey Is that what you think? Is that truly what you think Would have happened? If she was Donkey's true love she would have become a horse Well If she was Donkey's

True love, in the eye of the beholder donkey finds horses beautiful well for cock and shrek i want to choose donkey's wife dragon okay i'm gonna get married to princess peach that's awesome dude

gingerbread's wife i get it so yeah best person or a person of honor they got a couple of very important roles that's true oh yeah a wedding yeah huge hugely important so I guess like and the reason I was saying that it should be three yeah three couples getting married is because like part of what a best person or person of honor needs to do which hopefully PJ did yeah yeah he's organized a stag do or a hens night. That's true

So we need three of those otherwise And they've got to be different for each of us And then the next thing they need to do is a speech speech at the wedding and that needs to be different for the three Of us as well And the third thing I need to do is really so they could knock out the stag do or hens party Yeah, they can then knock out the speech but then if they do not talk to our mom Oh, yeah, gotta talk to mom entertain mom mom at the end of the day has to be like your best person They were lovely. Yeah, I think I can make one up this okay I'm supposed to talking to mom its mother in or future mother-in-law interference. I see well

That's important because someone's gonna be a shit. Yeah, And that's often a mother-in-law, not always. I'm not talking from experience. I'm talking from maybe past past experience. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, sometimes- We do know someone that was, and it's not Joel Salmon, we do know someone individually of this podcast who was almost stabbed by their mother-in-law.

That's true, and yeah, I was at a wedding not that- They were attacked with a knife. Oh yeah, I was at a wedding not that long ago where my job was interference of the mother-in-law. OK, great. We got our categories then. It's a pretty good category. It's important. OK, so I was thinking Professor X. Because he's psychic.

So he should be able to read what you want. He goes to me and goes boop boop boop. Oh I see the kind of stag do you're looking for. Holes. I honestly think you could be a lot easier to be like, ah yes you want a stag do? Well here you go. Enjoy. There it is. You thought you've had the most wonderful... But is that not good enough? Well, I saw this from his point of view, he does that, I start drooling, cum my pants. Well, is it better for you to have an imaginary stag do where maybe you would experience many different holes as much as you want, as opposed to you getting a little bit too high, little bit too drunk Yeah, but to whatever and ending up in I guess yeah the matrimonial bed without your beautiful partner That is true if professor acts just gives I mean still I think you know I mean you're a dirty dog I'm still a dirty dog No matter what, if it's psychic infidelity or real meat space infidelity. I'm still going dirty dog mode

What if he's like has a Psychic infidelity. I'm still going dirty dog mode Psychic infidelity cheating. I don't think so. What about me? I know what you want your deep darkest desires. Well here guess what idiot. It's my face on Well, I want a bit of something for me. Oh, okay. Well, then that is infidelity. No, yeah, that's infidelity. Because I fucked Professor X. But like, and like you've agreed on it. We just had a whole conversation about it. But I feel like a psychic, like cheating on someone psychically is the same way as like

having a, like if you had a wet dream about someone that wasn't your partner. Yeah, but. Is that cheating? I mean, unless you go like, hey, Xavier, I want this. Yeah. And then he does it. That, I feel, is bad. But if Xavier just reads your mind, it was like, I know what you want.

What? Filthy, filthy boy. You disgusting maggot. Here you go as a treat. What is that, then? Oh, no, because you could have like. What the hell did you do to me? Like what?

You son of a bitch. You could be like, for example, I'm sure if Professor X went into your brain, he could see like, Oh, okay, here's the thing that Jackson's whacked his little dick off to in pornography, but I can also see by going through his memories, he's never done this in the real. Yeah, okay. Robot strippers. Yeah. No, but isn't like, but then by giving you that psychic thing.

Hey, what's in my mind, I'm watching robots troopers and then one turns around with a laser Just blasts my head off His head got blown clean off and then hang on wait one two three and then he called Let me just double check. That's what he wants same thing again Please that was incredible. I didn't know what was happening. That's my dream dude. Could you also organize this in like the danger room as well? Oh that's true.

So now we're like what's worse? Alright so we're like force it, like in a weird way like read your mind, read your subconscious and then it's just like as a gift here it is. There's that. There's like I've read your mind. Here's a light hologram if to do what you please please bang the robot Wow

Is that cheating or then it's like I've got Forged and he does that he made a robot you couldn't you could fuck Okay, so I think if if I it's like you got a colossus like I hired a person They dress up like robots. You can fuck them then we're cheating that's cheating But I think here's the thing if professor X just gives me a mental orgasm. That's an invasion of my privacy Yeah, if I say professor X for my wedding give me a psychic orgy Robotic cyber wonderland. Yeah, okay a psychic orgy robotic cyber wonderland. Yeah.

Okay. Or if I say, Professor X make me a hard light hologram of a robot that I can bone down that's gonna blow my head off. Or if he's like, I have retrofitted the danger room into a fuck palace. Yeah.

None of these are infidelity necessarily. But if I told them to my wife, Fiona from Shrek, she would say, your relationship with Professor X is extremely weird Because it would be like say Jules Herb and I was like I want you as my best man and you're like, okay And then you were like, hey, I found you some fabulous pornography Hey, I'm just gonna hold it on a screener. You can just go to town on yourself

I know what you want and so I have hired Like the best artists to produce what I would consider like a magnum opus. Yeah, exactly. I'm gonna hold this up. I'm gonna close my eyes. Yeah. You enjoy it how you want to enjoy it. I mean, yes, I could give it to you and leave the room, but that's not the relationship we have apparently. That is not what we're doing here today.

Then I think Fiona would be like, what? Are you cheating on me with Professor Axe, Jackson? The relationship you have with them, it is weird. Yeah, that's a strange thing to do. He could have just given it to me. Yes, it is. Maybe I am cheating on me with Professor X. What do you think about that?

I feel if you're asking Xavier at any point, that's bad. If he reads your mind with some consciousness, then it's a bit more murky. Yes, it is murky. I think that what Professor X should do because the stag do is Where he's falling over and like where the boundary is yeah, if he just is like alright We're just going down to the pub. Yeah the psychic abilities. Yeah. I know that that's where the holes and the fucking and whatever That's very exciting and titillating for you And to have got the wash yourself in your own mind because you're in a room where every wall is an arse.

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It would be only if you've rewatched footage. I was gonna say, yeah, people film the speeches generally. You know, those kind of things, that's where it might fall down. Or talking about the speech you've heard. Yeah, so I thought... Wow, those, those kind of things. That's where it might fall down. So he might. Talking about the speech. Yeah. So I, I, Wow, professor actually knocked that speech out.

I loved when he said. It was crazy that he mentioned how much I love halls. Yeah. I know they're like, Is that me? That's what I was looking for in the best man's speech. I think it's a bit cheeky with him talking about my love of halls.

I think that'd be awesome. At my wedding. At my wedding. Yeah, yeah. We go to the girl that showed us there, been like, it was really great how restrained he was When he wasn't talking about all my hole Restrained yeah, he was graphic

You know doing the motion. He loved how it was all green. Yeah, I love how it's all green restrained Charles what did you do what do you think restrained well that's restrained I have some great news for me tonight I guess yeah but then yeah watching it back looking on my phone and everyone's like this yeah I'm like that son of a bitch and then I but then see I think yeah cuz like he could just say I have made the best Speech yeah, everyone would love to you all very hot I reckon that he could just be as you know, it's psychically linked into everyone

Yeah, and then as he's doing the speech he can kind of test the waters bit Okay, see where like maybe he's losing people. Maybe he's not maybe he's like this story isn't as funny as he could And then he's like reading people's mind people like I could do a better job And then why is he doing it real time? Yeah, yeah, and then he can kind of pick up the vibe which I think is always really good It's very important again one of my cousin's wedding. There was a guy the best man Yeah, started talking about corpophilia for no reason It was crazy. It was great. He was like does anyone know what corpophilia is and I'm there being like I am too paralyzed by like Fear and enjoyment of what is happening cuz grandma's there! Well you don't want to be like yes!

Yeah! I do! I do! And there I'm like I'm you know like eyes on my mom because she knew what everyone's like what the fuck? Why does your mom know? I guess we have both filthy minds and we know about the terrible thing that is the internet. Yeah yeah that's crazy. and you don't think your mom knows about the whole thing? No, not at all. Do you think your mom does? Not by name. She's probably aware of the concept. Yeah, probably like, mom you hear about this people eating shit that's fucked up? That is fucked up. And so we're both like, what the fuck is going on? And then someone is like, no no no no no, you know, does anyone know what it is? You

can google it. Someone did! What you can Google it someone did what? What was it leading to nothing so it like there's absolutely? Nothing I was waiting to be like is he gonna tie it in is he gonna be like is this gonna be a one where it's Like yeah, and so you know for some people's like you know what we consider is like filth and extramarine and terrible like shit Is actually someone's you know delicious pie to all the people true love is eating shit. Yeah and so I'm like presenting the bride and groom. To me this is eating shit. When a guy eats shit. Thank you everybody. Where's he going? Is he gonna tie it back? He just didn't tie it back and the daggers the bride was giving. So he literally his speech was like look up corporephilia. That's when people eat shit. That was one of the few things. I've known David Su my whole life. That's crazy. But a little bit beforehand. Was it a prank? That's like opening up being like hi everybody I'm Jackson best man. Imagine if you stabbed your penis with a knife.

I've known David Su for like what do you I guess. Hi I'm Joe Dusha. Thanks so much for having me at your wedding Just quickly before we start. It's got a quick 45 second presentation of two girls one cop Yeah, I've known David Anyway, no, this is nothing anyway David and Sue They have nothing to do with this When Sue first came into the scene I said David, what are you doing? But now I love her just as much as I love you. Hey Dave and Sue Thank you so much for having me at your wedding. Everyone could just take their phones out right now and type in pain Olympics Yeah

Right everybody if you would just does anyone here know what corporate fit you know what actually raise them never mind never mind that Hey bombing bombing. I think I hear the bride yelling right now. It never happened I think the real struggle of Charles Xavier is his ego. Because I think everybody's gonna come up to me afterwards, and I myself will be thinking the same thing. I'll be like, that was the best speech anyone's ever given. And the guy? He should marry my wife. I don't know if there's a speech that good. Well, no, but I mean, he's Charles Xavier. He can just make me think that.

No, he can't just make me think that. He could. He finished the speech that way. Take the ring! Take the ring! I'm like, yeah I am giving this best man speech for my good friend Jackson. And you know what? He's actually not that good. I'm actually better. Yeah.

Why aren't I the one getting... I should marry the beautiful Ogre Fiona. Yeah. And then I'm like, yeah, he's not wrong. And everyone should give me $20 from their wallet. Yeah, but these are problems that Xavier has all the time. It's not just like, I don't think, I think if you trust him enough to get him to the wedding full stop,

he's probably not gonna steal your wife. Unless long game and he wants to make it very public. He wants to humiliate me? Humiliation ritual? Yeah, this was that time. Are you going to Hollywood? This was that time when you thought about me with hair You think I do I did that for you? Thought it would be nice for you to see what you look like with hair you did my best to think about you with hair you

Sorry pissed you off man. You gave me a bowl cut. Well I was just thinking of the three stooges as I always am. Larry, Moe, Curly. I do the very very funny delusions. Who's the fourth stooges? It's three stooges. No I know but one of them died or retired and then they brought in a fourth stooge. Larry, Moe, Curly, Jonesy, retired and then they brought in a fourth stooge. Larry Moe Curly Jonesy? Prickly? Stu? Stu? Unless maybe they just replaced Curly or something

and they were just like, this is Curly now. Yeah, no, I think it was a new stooge. I gotta know. I know. Something I'm worried about with Charles is, you know, Stag do, going back to the Stag do, part of Stag do is a prank. Yeah.

Or is the, you know leaving the the groom to be Tied to a fence post somewhere and is on the way with no money Like on a roof in Vegas Locked out, so you know The hangover really gets exposure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah So I'm worried that I'm gonna wake up in like the danger room tied to like a Wolverine or something That's yeah, I mean you could have like a it's a trial by X-Men. Yeah, you could never be good We so what he's like, hey Jackson as you as your your wedding prank

I'm gonna have the X-Men just wail on you cuz like he'd like he does seem to like I Guess like a military Outfit here like in terms of like a group of individuals that want to fight, right? Yeah, yeah. That's what it kind of does. So I just feel that he is stag do. Yeah.

He's like, well, psychops, he likes when it's a bit of a fight. Yeah, okay. So why don't we make a hard light hologram? There's, I don't know, let's see here. What does Jackson like? Well, he likes holes Mmm, I think he likes them the Amazon somewhere like a mountain is a mutated like being lost Ideal situation is you're dying of starvation

And then you find an arse in the ground Two weeks and I'm like starving to death the juggler Just uncover a little arse. I'm like, oh I've gone insane. Oh It came to me for me is such a strange way For real! What the heck is going on? Finally he found Mother Earth's arse! So I'm thinking about you, you do seem to like those survival stories and those kind of stuff. Guys that fall off a cliff and then are famously stuck hanging there for three weeks by their nuts. And then they have to cut off their legs but then... Their nuts were keeping them up there.

Exactly. And then there are legs and dangly nuts. So isn't that as a nice gift? It's like, yes, I've organised a light plane ride to a small tropical island. Don't worry, it's going to be pretty safe. We're going to have a big beach cookout with all the brewskis. We could have a drink. And don't worry, I've got a bit of a surprise for you.

Oh my god. And you get into the plane, which is actually just the entrance to the danger room. And because you can fuck with your mind, I mean, there's time dilation all the time. True, true. And then there's like, he just could drive something where it's like, yep, you are with like a bunch of the other X-Men, or maybe they just hard-light holograms. Yeah, yeah. You know, like, I had to eat Jubilee after day five.

Yeah, and then I'm at my wedding, just like, thousand-yard stare, eyes like saucers. Jackson, would you like to give a speech? No. No, but Jackson. Jubilee rocks up, like saucers Jackson would you like to give a speech? But Jackson, yeah, this is what you want you would never think you'd have a thousand-yard stare and Fucking stop I'd like tink tink tink that would be like in the Amazon. I found the arse in the dirt It was real enough, start thinking about the dirt arse. Ever since I got back. Ever since I got back.

Hey, cheeks so plump and firm. So plump and firm. I was going- Hole, so- Where did it go? I was going for six months. How do you describe a hole in a good way? What do you mean?

What? Because I said arse, cheeks so plump and firm, hole, and then don't- So delightful. Yeah. Delightful, delicious, Per and beautiful. Would you call a whole per? No.

No. How do you compliment someone's asshole? Hey, swell asshole, babe. Great, uh, tight asshole? Yeah. Tight, yeah, tight. Fabulous ring. Clean.

Give a thumbs up to the back of someone? Yeah! I'm gonna work on my asshole compliment day, dude. Okay, what about defending? I think I've just realized that I don't think I've ever been like, hey, great asshole. Hey, while I'm here, can I just say? Can I just say, while I'm here, a little compliment. Yeah.

It's looking really nice. What about mother-in-law playing interference? Or you could just be like, lock yourself in a broom club. A broom club? That's what you're gonna do. The problem there though is that even though it's like, yes, you're running into Feerence, you want minimal Mother-in-law. You don't want no Mother-in-law.

You just don't want Mother-in-law to be like, oh. It's Fiona's special day too, and she wants to see her mom. You just don't want the insecurities and all of that to come out to be like, oh, I thought we weren't going with that dress. Or like, oh, really, those shoes? You just don't want them. You don't want that. And unfortunately, the crume or whatever club it. The crume club it. The broom club it. That's what he said. club club club it just a group club the broom club it Yeah, I said the broom club it. That's uh, if you wind you if you wind your mind back Yeah, American wedding American pie three. Yeah, right is famously where stiffler fucks to grandma

Oh, no, I saw stiff was at your wedding. Yeah, mother. Mother-in-law is gonna get fucked. Yeah, don't put her in the broom club Mother-in-law is gonna get fucked. Yeah, don't put her in the broom club You should have yeah fair enough Grandma sucks off stiff law. Well, I mean he's the he's just like I'm in this choice. Yeah, there's broom club What's going on? I'm getting so I think if I got it's grandma If I find out a grandma anyone's grandma sucked off stifler at my wedding I think that's what's gonna happen when you invite Stiffler to the wedding dude. Yeah. Like he's the Stiff-mice.

Come on my cake or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got the sort of like irresistible charm. Yeah, exactly. Well I think Professor X is pretty good. Yeah, I think he's pretty decent. I think he'd even be running interference and not just locking someone in a broom club. Yeah, clubbing. Even just kind of like, you know, he's very, he can be very charming.

Sure. I think he could just, you know, put that little charm on and then even though it's like, hey, you're still, you're around, but you're not, you know, criticizing anybody. Yeah, absolutely. Especially your daughter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's not saying that's the man you're picking to marry. Really?

What happened to Shrek? We liked Shrek, didn't we? No! He lives in the Ogre Desert. Ogre Desert. Ogre Swamp. The opposite of a desert, No! He lives in the Ogre Desert! Ogre Desert! Ogre Swamp! The opposite of a desert, really. He lives in the Ogre Desert!

Don't worry about him! We got exiled to the Ogre Desert! In your mind for that scenario, because for me I was imagining this Fiona and her mom, and Fiona's mom was saying that to Fiona, and was it me rushing across to defend myself myself like pushing my way past Really wanted to marry that outhouse? You should marry a toilet?

You want your daughter to marry a toilet? I did something to me. Yeah, when you survived a plane crash. Alright, yeah. I think, well, Xavier is great. I love Fiona. I honestly think a Superman. Okay.

Would be a pretty good best person. Because he's already so super. He's a journalist, which means he's's gonna be great at writing a speech. Okay, that's Necessarily you can write dog shit also. He's terrible with deadlines exhibit a Batman v Superman where perry right? Blank page feels more on Perry white than Superman. I don't, well yes, but it's also on both of them. I don't wanna choose that Superman cause that Superman is violent and crazy.

You did say man of steel. You said man of steel. I said man of steel. You said man of steel. I was too busy thinking. I said Superman. Okay, well are you picking the Superman that constantly tries to kill Jimmy Olsen or whatever?

Who's that? That's not what I wanted. He's like, I'm teaching you a lesson Jimmy Olsen gonna Let fucked up shit happen to you and be like you can't always rely on me I think Jimmy Olsen's just always touching chemicals and stuff. Yeah, crap man or whatever. That's not Jimmy Olsen dude I feel like yeah, this felt a less psychopathic Superman give me a Superman. Let's say The grand Morrison one, okay, okay, all right

Yeah, fair enough. I don't immediately think of something fucked up that Superman's not. He's a lovely guy Yeah, he's always trying to help people sure he might be trapped in the sun Uh-huh, but let's go before he gets trapped in the sun. Oh, so yeah, cuz Grandma you mean like all-star soup Yeah, okay, just that back as a personality as a vibe. You know, you've've got enough time, he's taken out to kind of come and be my best man. I will say, depending on how, like where this takes place, the All-Star Superman thing, and depending on what else is going on, because the whole thing with the start of the All-Star Superman run is that he sacrifices it all to stop Lex. Yeah.

So let's say Lex is in prison for a bit, and he's like, he's cooling off. Okay. He doesn't have to deal with Lex. Stop Lex yeah, yeah, so let's say Lex is in prison for a bit, and he's like he's cool enough, okay? All right, he doesn't have to deal with Lex Is this Superman just again because you picked this one particular is this Superman you force my Xavier was a bad choice from the start with With Superman, there's potholes. Yeah. Like if you picked the movie, Superman, I'd be like, well, yeah, he goes to the bar,

gets drunk and bad stuff happens. Also, he might fly backwards and then make your wedding never have happened because Lois Lane fell in a hole. Yeah, that would suck. Yeah, it would be bad. I wanna know, so Superman, presumably you picked Superman. Oh yeah, so, and also Superman,

is this before or after he flew too close to the Sun Clearly it's before this is let's say it's a like I know like five years before that comic Happens, okay, so it's the same personality of the superman. Yeah, no one love just he's not currently Radiation yeah, fair enough superman, and this is a crazy question. Yes. See like a good time Hey Does Superman, and this is a crazy question, yes. Does he like a good time? He... Well, here's the thing. At a stag do and at the wedding, he'll be there for the bare minimum and then he will be shaving people for the rest. Well, I don't even think about that. I just think like you're at a stag do, right? He's not thinking about the stag do. No, but even if he is, you want to get loose. Yeah.

I don't know if Superman can get loose. Well, I mean like I don't think he literally can get loose yeah, as in like I don't think alcohol Physiologically he can't get that loose, but he can provide you know a good time for us to make sure that I don't truck on my vomit Well, that's true. I don't think mentally he's there. Yeah He'll be standing there being like Stuff, but he's thinking about Metropolis okay, what if I get a little bit of that kryptonite from that small village that makes him a loose unit? Now we're talking.

Now we're talking. Now we're back to you. Yeah, right. Someone's gonna be killed. He's too much of a, he's a goody two shoes, so let's get somebody, I think it was a black kryptonite? I forget what it was, what? Yeah, it's black kryptonite,

because that's what makes him the alcoholic in the movies. Oh no. And a bad guy yeah All right, so maybe that's you know that scene of zoom in doing short. Yeah, that's from Superman I think it's a man three yeah, okay something in the smallville Well, it's the same thing in the comics the same thing happens where you get you give him black kryptonite He's like what if I'm a fucked up guy? What if he's a phone well cuz what do you want from Superman as a stag dude?

Well, I guess again, he's very good at like, if anything goes awry, he's gonna be the perfect person to be in this situation. Good designated driver. Very good designated driver. Yeah, designated to fly, he'll just grab you. Yeah. Scorch him when you're drunk.

Well, I think if he grew up in- I think that that would feel maybe the worst anything's ever felt. I think there's a peak time in your drunkenness where it would feel incredible and you might cry from how beautiful it was. But if you're already in the sky. Then if you have one sip more,

you're like, this is the worst thing that's ever happened. Superman's just trailing vomit through the sky, yeah. Well, it depends, again, it depends what, cause for me, for what I want, is basically a lovely spa treatment. Let's go get like, let's go get massage. Let's go just have a wonderful relaxing day. Let's just enjoy ourselves.

Maybe we have a couple of mimosas. I don't know. I'm not even sure. No, but I'm not, I'm not gonna go, you know, ham. I'm not that, I'm not that age yet. Or anymore, yet. Hmm. Explore that.

Let's explore this. Well, no, usually it does go full. Once you get to like late 40s, you're like, I gotta go crazy again. Oh, I gotta go crazy again. Yeah. So yeah, I'm not, you know, I'm not there anymore. I'm like, hey, I'm a bit later, you know, later and lower four. I'm like, you know what, I just want to, I want to rest. I want to relax. I want to be pampered. Well, I think you might run into the problem, Dusha Singh, with Superman. Superman could get loose. Maybe not loose, but he could but he could play designated driver Yeah, and he could be there is the kind of like a group mom to look after everybody. Yep. However, I don't know if Superman can relax

Superman it's not getting a massage right? Oh can massage. Yeah, cuz he have clock To try to get a massage. Yeah, presumably this is his clock, right? Of course, you don't know he's Superman I guess you do know he's Superman Okay, so he's revealed a secret identity to you. He's just Superman. I don't even know Clark. I don't know Clark is. I know Superman How did you meet Superman and not Clark? He fell off a building and we hit it off Nice There was a really high building so that's quite a long time to talk

Yeah, he was like where you from like where you came from? I don't know I'm not from this city I was like where you from? I'm like I think from? I don't know, I'm not from this city. And he was like, where are you? I'm like, I think, do you know Melbourne? He's like, where in San Francisco? I'm like, how did I get here? And he's like, Jesus, well. Took a wrong turn. Can we explore, so Dusha said that you got to know each other really well because you were falling off a building.

Now, the way Superman saves you is by like, scooping you up. But to get to know each other and still fall at this distance, Superman's just like hovering next to you. What's going on buddy? You're like, hey yeah cool man, will you save me? Yeah yeah yeah, just like it doesn't matter when, like you could be inches from the ground, you're not in danger.

Yeah. Okay. Okay, well then anyway, how's your day been? How's your day been? Okay cool. But yeah, Superman I think is not going to be able to physically, not going to be able to be bizarre. And I think also if you know that he's Superman and he's there as Superman

You're gonna get like brainiac or something. No, no, not even that is in like, okay, so say brainiac is in metropolis You're not there superman. I feel like if superman's there as superman Okay, it wouldn't be a faux pas for him to be back and forth because you're like you're doing me a favor by being here Yeah, I think you're right. Let's go. Let's go for them. Like look as much as I want to be back and forth. Cause you're like, you're doing me a favor by being here. Yeah, I think you're right. You know what I mean? Let's go for them, like, look, as much as I want to be pamped. Kind of like if you had the fucking president at your party. You're like, well yeah, you probably need to go away occasionally. Well, I would argue even more important than the president, to be honest.

Cause the president can't run off and stop a media. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Sleepy Joe, good luck! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get out of here Jack. When will he wake up? Who knows? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah When will he wake up who knows? Yeah, I suppose regular just like the regular the stereotypical stag do less We're doing a couple of lines That's gonna start for a bit while Superman's there to be like I'm gonna make sure that you know

No one chokes their involvement. He's gonna make sure that like maybe the cops don't turn up But then if he's like I feel at this point he has to be like a hundred percent where he's Gotta like you know zoom across stop whatever it is. No fucking about yeah come back. Yeah, because my best Exactly absolutely we've got a responsibility to you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and I think he'd be pretty decent at managing that yeah Like he'd be like yeah, I get it. He's not like spider-man No, no, no, no, no very much because he can get the job done like that. Yeah. Yeah, if he wanted them Mmm, and so I reckon he'd be alright. All right. Yeah, okay The problem here is where you plan it because again, he's like a hayseed, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah true true true

Lines would be hard because he's coming and going so quick, which means your coke will be getting blown everywhere Man well, you could fly me to Columbia. Well you might also get like awesome space drugs because Superman's got access to them. You know? Yeah. I'm starting to think, honestly, Superman is too straight-laced for this. I need someone like Guy Ritchie. Yeah, Guy Ritchie.

Guy Ritchie. No, Guy Gardiner. Guy Ritchie. Guy Ritchie. Tell me about making lobster and tisvoking barrels baby! No, I meant Guy Gardner Guy Gardner, yes!

He's got the space ring, we can go get space drugs We can pick up Guy Richie while we're there Guy Richie would be like, I used to be married to Madonna Woah! We made a stinker together Yeah you did, then you suck it on crystals to get high or whatever But Guy Richie does sound like a comic book character name. It truly does.

Alright bruv, let's fucking eat these. Guy Ritchie isn't British, come on. Guy Ritchie's British? No, I know, the character, Guy Ritchie, the name. Oh the comic book, okay. In a world where Guy Ritchie is a comic book character, not Guy Ritchie the guy, a separate character named Guy Ritchie, he would be American. The real Guy Ritchie is very rich. Guy Ritchie would somehow be a superhero where his sign is a Superman sign, but it's a dollar sign?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. Is it just named Rich Man? Rich Mon? I guess, yeah. Imagine Richie Rich, but like, you know, a lantern ring. I'm the almighty dollar or whatever Yeah, but my name is Guy Richie. The dollar is always going up. Is he a superhero? I'm the capitalist. Buy low sell high. Okay. You're the investor? I'm here to invest in your pain. I'm here to invest in the safety of innocence. Take that Brainiac! Oh he's fighting Brainiac? That's crazy.

That's amazing on my brain. Yeah, fair enough. Brainiac's trying to attack Wall Street. Attack money. He's poisoning the money. He's shooting the money. He's going around with a gun that shoots money. I feel Superman's not great with the whole stag, dude. He's a bit too good in two shoes. And I guess if I'm trying to have a good time, I gotta balance too much kryptonite. And I gotta be like, oh, here's green, here's red.

This is, what am I doing here? And also, because he might- Kryptonite will probably end up making you sick. Oh, I hate this. You're enough of it. Plus, it also makes Mark jealous. Cause Superman's running between saving Metropolis and your stag, you're also probably gonna be in

kind of split focus the whole night. Because you're just not in a way where you're like, oh no, where's Superman? But it's like a thing you wonder when a friend disappears at a stag. You're like, where are they? And you're going to be thinking, oh is Superman here? Oh, he'll be back soon. Is he going to be good at his speech as well now that I think about it? Hey there everybody!

I've known Joel Zahmud ever since he fell off that bridge. Ever since he fell off that bridge But when he saw dragons eyes, I knew that there was true love yeah That's right. He is dating his marrying dragon. Yeah, lovely. I think it'd be you know it'd be a nice speech Hmm, does it man like public speaking as it on a piece Superman does Clark? I think that's Clark doesn't but Superman. I think Superman would do it It would make your wedding a bit of a celebrity wedding it would be Superman Dragon Superman's there Not really on me and my beautiful bride absolutely

Attention is now on Superman But Superman would be amazing at stepmom interference, that's true But Superman would be amazing at step-mom interference. That's true Oh you want her out of the picture? No problem! Dragon is upset Why dragon? Is dragon's mom a dragon? Yeah I'm imagining like uh

Figuring out by her tails, put her around fire, she could throw her straight up though I'm imagining like a game of thrones like vegas Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, Yes! Superman! What are you, an idiot? Interferers! No, Throt! Don't Throt! No, I turn her into Spice! Rato, you got about, uh, two and a half minutes to get this whole ceremony going. Wrap it up after that or we're gonna get crushed by a big ol' dragon. Big ol' pissed off dragon. Yeah! I hope you folks have been through a rodeo. We're about to be bringing the rodeo to this love, you y'all see?

Yes, I guess if he didn't throw a dragon in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If he in that split second where he had to choose between throwing dragon or politely talking to it. If he didn't pick thrower into the space, then yeah, he probably would be pretty good. But um, oh lost. It is a coin toss. into the space then yeah he probably would be pretty good but um yeah, Dalos! Here we are! It is a coin toss! With any step, step mom, you know? Superman, did you just throw my mother in Lord of the Space? Yeah!

You know it, friend! Well, what else would you have me do? Well, I figured talk to her maybe? Oh shoot! Oh dang! Oh gee whiz! Zamadar! Now my wife is very unhappy!

Apologize to Dragon please! Dragon Zamadar! Dragon Zamadar! Dragon Zamadar! Dragon Zamadar! Dragon Zamadar! Dragon Zamadar! Dragon Zamadar! Ah gee whiz! Xamadon! Now my wife is very unhappy! Apologize to Dragon please!

Dragon Xamadon! Really didn't! I mean... Shall I go get her? Yes! Yes! Yes you should! Why aren't you already getting her Superman?

That's really... That's really... Yeah! Yeah! What the fuck Superman? Yeah! I think you should probably go get her! You should, Superman? Yeah! I think you should probably go get him. You should probably go get him, blow my word. I think you should go get my son while he's throwing his face, okay?

I don't know if dragons can bring his face, Superman, but you better hope that she hasn't reached the upper levels of the stratosphere. Actually, yeah. Yeah, Superman! Yeah, Superman! I'm thinking you should go get my son. I probably would. Yeah!

I probably would. Yeah! Okay? You've right today. You fucked it, alright? You get my super boy. Yeah, okay. You've right today. You fucked it. You fucked it man. You know my wedding day was meant to be beautiful?

You know that? You think your wedding day, you think, oh my god, it's going to be beautiful. I'm going to look good. My wife's going to look good. Everyone's going to be crying. Everyone's crying now because they're horrified to admit. They really don't know what's going on. Yeah, I know.

It was through the fucking mother-in-law in her face! They're wandering out. Are you gonna throw them in the space? Are you gonna lift up this whole tent? And are we gonna be on a circling Pluto? What's gonna happen there, Superman? Mr. Super Duperman? Should I just leave?

Yeah, but Michelle, get out of here! Make sure you rescue my mother-in-law first, and then get the fuck out! And then go home! Christ! I think that's a good idea, Superman! I think that's a really good idea! God, where's Arthur Curry? He's stepping up, he's stepping up.

Now you're the best man. Whoa, damn. Um, okay, yeah, not great. Not. Real bad job, man. Awesome, man, dude. Not great. Well, I think that you are both sort of, uh, on to the right step. Jackson, a little closer to where the direction I'm going.

Okay, yeah, interesting, interesting. Because I think that it's important to have a best person that, uh, you know, knows what you want. And like, can think really similar to you. Okay. So therefore, like, and somebody can trust. Okay, trustworthy, yeah, that's very important. But also, like, yeah, you know, like, someone's super on the same page to you. So therefore, and somebody can trust. But also, yeah, you know, someone's super on the same page as you, you don't need to worry too much about what they're gonna do

because they just know what's best for you. Which is why, instead of Professor X, because that's manipulation. And now I think about what I'm about to say, mine is also technically manipulation. But I think that the perfect best person is Remy the right from right He's on the greenies

The groom to be yeah, okay, cuz now I'm basically my own best man But you're playing my own stag do awesome can't fuck it up. I know what I want, but it's being planned through a rat So I don't need to stress about it. Rats thinking about it. Speech? That will be confusing. I'm giving my own speech. I think you've misconstrued what he does. As in Remy. Like he doesn't control your mouth. He controls your arms.

And legs. He can make you cook. He's a very good chef. So you put the rod on your head, put your hat on, you sit down. Okay, time to play on the perfect stag doof. Pull the strand of hair that makes me think. My arms are just like, hmmm. I wonder what will happen.

It's so bad to make your head touch your head with a rat is. Oh! Damn! I should call Superman. Oh, the rack of luck, man. Did you assault Remy or did he commit suicide? Whatever, dude. What was that?

What happened? The pressure got to him so that all of all of us are smacking our asses Alright, come on Where are we going? I guess it works best when I'm asleep You wake up, you haven't moved Remi Playing my stag dude, he just squeaks at you

Do sure, I mean you can speak I was going to ask what you wanted to do, but then you fell asleep and I- Remy can't speak. Remy can't speak? What are you gonna say? No! He speaks rats?

Who's that? Is that your alarm to wake up at three o'clock? Yeah it is. 303. 303 time to wake up. No, he can, he speaks rats. He speaks rats, so the time you hear him talk in the movie, he's only talking to other rats.

Yeah, but when he talks to Linguini, he's just squeaking. It's just like beep beep beep. I guess that, okay, so I guess yeah, him talking in the movie, he's only talking to other rats. Yeah, but when he talks to a linguine, he's just squeaking. I guess that, okay, so I guess, yeah, when you wake up, then what are, and then he controls your hand, writes, What do you want? I don't know you, man. I'm not a mind reader. Control my thoughts, please. I don't do that.

Why are you writing this down? Why are you writing this Dan? I can hear you. I've told everyone you're my best man. So we're gonna have to do something here. Okay. You have fucked this. Me? Underline, underline.

You what? So okay. Say it's a traditional stag do. But you're getting loose. I can get drunk and still make it home safe, cause I can walk. That's true! But if Remi doesn't get drunk. Well, I don't think a ratchet drink.

Well, I feel the best thing for this... They can't throw up, which would be bad. I think the best move here is to grab Remi and throw him onto the drug dealer's head. So you can just get all the drugs you need Ohhhh! Free Remy controlling other people to give me their wallets. Yeah How's your stag do dude? Awesome, I robbed so many people

They like 1500 bucks Yeah, yeah, yeah What? No cop can convict me because we were just handing their wallets I want it, okay, I want it, okay,'s play this out. You throw Remy on someone's... No, okay, so if my plan is to rub people, okay, here's what happens. Okay, I'll be... Remy, I just like maybe let him... he crawls down my leg out of my pants.

I will be, I don't know, where are you rubbing people? At the bar? No, just out. On the street? No, dark alley. No, we're in a bar. people at the bar dark alley I'm there I don't know you can see the tan lines and a ring finger I'm going through it I got a scotch on the rocks I'm staring nothing I'm having a drink okay so you would not be a target of mine all right I'm there by myself maybe I'm waiting for a date there is no time I'm having by myself. Maybe I'm waiting for a date. There is no time. I'm having a good time then?

I don't know, what do you want? What do you want from your victim? I'm not a sad divorce. That doesn't scream money. Okay, he's Mr. Moneybag. He's Guy Ritchie. Yeah, I'm Guy Ritchie. I'm the almighty dollar. I'm there, big grit on my face. Thinking to myself, it's awesome to be so wealthy. And I'm there with a very...

I'm like, bartender. No, no top top shelf Drinky drinky, what's your move? Okay, so I'm wearing a sash that says groomed to be okay Nice nice nice, and I let Remy down my pocket or whatever climbs down my leg across the bar runs up your leg Onto your head. Okay, so I'll spoil your head you stand up leg onto your head. Starts pulling your hair, you stand up, reach into your pocket, pull out your wallet, give it to me, and then I say, what? A gift for my wedding? And you nod. I don't know what's going on, sir. I can't control my body. I think I'm very sick.

Please do not take my wallet. Sir, I'm not taking Sir, sir I can't move I'm just I'm nodding back I do not consent to taking my wallet Stop it I'm hard of hearing so I'm taking the body language Thank you so much

Somebody stop that man I can't hear you It's very loud in here but you're nodding so I'm gonna take the wallet. Give it back! Okay, I heard give it back so here's your wallet back. I've taken the money though. Thank you so much for this gift. What? And then what happens? Then...

Then we go to a different... we'll have to go to a different bar. Yeah but when do you let Remy crawl back? I think I walk out... The moment R me leave that guy's head. He's coming So yeah, so I've you I've given me my wallet you are what you robbed me Yeah, I think I have to some reason I had like a big fat stacks of cash in my wallet I think I have to leave the bar for a couple of minutes at least before Remy and I'll have a meeting place with Remy That's like basically here. I'm thinking this thinking this. If I give 10 to 15 minutes, person comes looking for me, they're not expecting me to be just like around the corner. But I'll pick a planning spot. Obviously

I know that I will need to hide, but somewhere where Remy can get to as well. So I'm there, Remy, what is Remy doing? I've given you, you've given me the money, I'm standing like this because I can't do anything. And then Remy makes you sit back down and then just drink I guess, but you're just slamming... Slashing your face. No! No! I don't want it! Stop it! Stop it! Well then I guess maybe you get kicked out for being drunk.

Yeah. That's so funny for the bartender to be like, You're drunk. I think this guy's just drunk. Berman, I'm sorry, can you please call... Did you see someone trying to drink and then just spill and drink all over their face? Yeah, someone who previously was like, I'm not giving Can you please call someone trying to drink it? They just spill and drink Like I'm not giving this man my money. Yeah, seriously Well, yeah, but like if I'm very much talking not drunkily and I'm just there because again I have to keep ordering more Yeah, booze say I have one glass of beer Yeah, and then it just suddenly all over me And then just for some reason when he just keeps doing that I could be like funny. Yeah

Hey, um, Bartender, can you please call I guess an ambulance? I think I'm having some sort of stroke. I felt something crawl on my leg earlier. I don't know what's going on I'm not wearing a hat. He can probably see a rat Anyway, so you've got a rat the rat. Whoa, sir, you've got a rat on you. You don't buy rats. Yeah, that's not, can you get it off me? Also, can you please call, I don't know, a cop.

The man who had the big sash that said groomed to be, he robbed me. Robbed me of a lot of money. It's also funny to imagine them trying to get the rat and you just put it up your ass. I'm sorry, I don't, I don't. I would love you to take the rat, but I... Please take the rat off my head. I think the problem there is that they've then just sprayed the head with rat poison or something.

You're waiting at the designated place. Where is he? Where's money? Where's money? And then it becomes a wedding and a funeral. You have to give the speech. Yeah. I only knew Robbie the Net Rat for one night, but he helped me get this $15,000.

I don't know what to say, because he was meant to be the one writing the speeches But how does when we do a speech say it goes according to plaid you make a lot you make bike I'm so much nice. You're rich Johnny rich next day. Go to the wedding then I get up to give a speech Okay, is this the groom's speech? No, it's the best. Okay, so you say Whoever's emceeing your wedding is like and now here he is. Remi it's the best man speech. Okay, so you say whoever's emceeing your wedding is like, and now here he is, Remy the rat, the best man, gonna give the best man speech. Hello. I'm sorry for the confusion everyone.

Remy has written a speech for me to read out. Okay. And then... You don't really think Remy's power was just like, leaving the speech to a rat. I forgot that Remy can't Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't see I forgot that Remy just couldn't say tell that I like a good soup or whatever Yeah, yeah, yeah, so you just go out there just kind of Because you could give a little microphone so if I use it we were anything that Remy could control what if you got like those Because you could give a little microphone. So I was like, is there anything that Remy could control?

What if he got like those texts to voice? Oh yeah, like a text to speech thing? Well, because he speaks mouse. Yes. He does not understand English. He'll just go eep, eep, eep, eep, eep, eep, eep. Well, he does understand English. Because he speaks to linguine.

He can communicate. And they communicate to be like, well, we need to come to some sort of agreement here. And they do. Well, I don't know if it's English, but they do come to some sort of level of understanding communication. Plus, they do need to be like well we need to come to some sort of agreement here, and they do He's got a bit English, but they do come to some sort of like level of understanding Yeah, I should plus they do need to understand like I say we need to go to Agreement here, and then he just bites me I

Can't tell where is Romy that's look mostly the same to me in hindsight I can't tell. Where is Rummy? Rats look mostly the same to me in hindsight. Flashback to the one you had in the guy's head just dead from rat poison. I think I just picked up another rat. A not magical one. And yet I still got money. Huh. And then interference, I mean mother-in-law may be scared of rats.

Oh yeah, that's easy. She sees a rat, she leaves, and then the rat hides everyone's like what right? Yeah, exactly. Well, you don't want her to leave you just kind of want her to No, but it's good because she just- So you want maybe Remi to control the rat. Yeah, sorry to control the mother Mother will probably famously wear hats sometimes. Yeah, like little funny ones Little like a fascinator, yeah

Little dainty. Yeah, and then it's like ah, I'm gonna go there and criticize Princess Peach. No, I'm not. Yeah, yeah I change my mind. I'm getting married to Mod Simpson. Oh nice, dude She does when you're like I know I just look strange, but it's the rat giving the speech So you become home Don't you become homeless Remy ran into the problems of he's just a rat Yeah Remy ran into the problems where I feel like if for him to be a good best person he needs to control Someone who is a good person, but is real bad at controlling their body

Yeah, or lacks the ability to cook. Yeah. Really the things Remy's known for you didn't capitalise on. Yeah, because I forgot that he can't pull a brain stem. Yeah, no. All he can do is make you walk around. Yeah, wrong. Wrong. Make you walk around and be very good with a knife. Yeah.

You could probably maybe do a funny little dance for the first dance. Oh yeah. Yeah, I guess. Do a little. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you could probably maybe do a funny little dance for the first dance. Oh yeah. Yeah, I guess. A little rat dance. Yeah. You could, I don't know. I mean, well, does Marge like, like a really good high end cuisine? Not really. You should have picked a foodie, dude.

Yeah. Meatloaf or whatever. Yeah, she's a real kind of meat and potatoes kind of gal. So what would she appreciate? Like, you know, I know, like, I wanted to say, I love you. So I'm saying, I love you in this incredible meal. Not really. I mean, that might be something she'd do for you, but.

I'm not nervous. Yeah. You whiffed it with Remy, honestly. You might've whiffed it the hardest. Yeah. I think so too. But I think we all whiffed it. Yeah. Undeniably.

Yeah. So let's, yeah. But you know who else whiffed it? John. Yeah. So, well, really. Congratulations on your wedding, whiffed it? John. Yeah, so well really. Congratulations on your wedding, but you picked the best person that organized this. So yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think you made a mistake. I think you whiffed it. I think you made a mistake. Yeah, we're very sorry, John.

Take this up with PJ. And very sorry, unnamed partner. Brighter be. Yeah, partner. Yeah. with PJ and very sorry unnamed partner or current husband and or wife depending when you listen to this. Hopefully years from now when PJ finally like, you know how you said I didn't give you a gift? I did. Remember that podcast you used to listen to? I was a bit embarrassed. Yeah, here it is. Is it funny now?

And here it is. John, the only note we got was that you would like Jackson to say penis, so here it is. Penis. I think it was to call you a penis. I think it was to call John a penis. John, you're a penis. That's not how you say penis.

You say painus. John, you're a painus. There we go. Hey, John, you're a painus. There we go Hey John, you're a pain us It was but and I think that this is just you know Obviously everyone who's subscribed to plumbing the death star got to experience this joyful wedding tree and don't now you can't come at us for never Giving back to our fans exactly Something for their fans for once in their goddamn lives.

And where are you hearing that? Just like around. Yeah, just the internet. Live shows and whatever. They're like, I bought a ticket and they do some jack shit for me. People come up to me after the show. Hey man. Why don't you do anything for us? Hey, can you just like come down here? I want to gloss you in the back

Yeah, I've noticed that this is a parasocial relationship, but I'm angry at you for it Okay How about you make an effort for once you go damn like come see me? I listen to your shit every week. Do you even know what my name is? No? Do you know where I live? No What the fuck? Yeah How about you do something for me for once in your life, Plum and the Death Star?

You make me shit. Well, we did, finally. We did, John. Your name was John. You are from John. If you're the John that is not this John that we're talking about, and you are- You don't know PJ.

And you don't know PJ, but you are getting married, and if you're the best man, and your initials also happen to be PJ Yeah, you can use this. That's true. Oh, that's huge Yeah, if you're a best person out there, yeah with the initials PJ you could just give this to the Groom or the wedding. Yeah. Yeah, and be like, oh they messed up your name Yeah, because your name wrong they said I said your name was say, I don't know

Let's say Tom and they somehow read it wrong. You can actually do that either way. I know your name's Olivia and you've never listened to any Australian podcast. And then my name is Michael. They whiffed it somehow. They whiffed it real bad. But you can also do that, yeah, they kept saying PJ and John, but that's not us. I don't know what they did. But I did get this for you. And hey, this is a funny thing to reveal right at the end of the episode but if you're listening to this go and source it out to YouTube because we're dressed for a wedding. We're wearing suits. Exactly we're wearing suits but we look beautiful. You've got your most formal hat on. Yeah because I was wearing a hat earlier today and my hair was all flat so I was like

well the hat's staying on. I think the hat and the suit is an incredible look. I love it. I feel like that I am at Tony Hawk's funeral. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, Sam. Yeah. Well, rest in peace, Tony Hawk. You are, may you be one aiding in the half pipe in the sky. Exactly.

Beautiful diamond shining so bright, he will be missed. Well, on that note, I've been Joel. I've been Jackson. I've also been Joel. Beautiful diamond shining so bright he will be missed People out there may your life be long and blessed and full of love. Good. May your life be long Unless you're wearing socks and you hate your relationship to get a divorce. Goodbye! Bye! Hello. Zamet here. One of the Jolls from middling to OK podcast Plumbing the Death Star, not a Star Wars podcast. While my two evanescent co-hosts gallivant around the UK, I'm back here in Melbourne, preparing for the arrival of our around the UK, I'm back here in Melbourne, preparing for the arrival of our firstborn. But I'm not here to tell you about that.

I'm here to tell you about a wonderful podcast festival that is happening in October. The Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival. That's right. We're a part of it. On the 4th October at 8.30pm at Stupid Old Studios, I'll be joined by my very jet-lagged co-host for our last live Plumbing the Death Star show for a bit. Maybe. It's hard to say. What with the upcoming

birth of our...anyway, you can grab tickets at cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com and there you can check out all the assortment of delectable comedy podcasts on offer. That's cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com, a festival of funny podcasts going for 12 days across two continents here in Australia. That's October the 4th to the 6th and across that big pond over in the UK. That's the 12th to the 20th. It's all your favourite funny podcasts, all in one place.

Plus, we'll also be there. Crazy. So once again, that's cheerfullyhearful.podlifeevents.com. I love you.