Plumbing the Death Star - Which Fictional Character Would You Limitless?

Episode Date: February 15, 2026

Who could forget the 2011 Bradley Cooper vehicle ‘Limitless’? Where he, of course, as you remember, played worthless scumbag Eddie Mora who took so many limitless pills he became Mr Limitless and then eventually, probably, became Mr President (Still Limitless) we think?? Limitless! Take drugs! Have a big think! Fix your life! Maybe if we’d downed some before we hit record we could have come up with something better than Tinker Taylor Tooltime Al. Let us know if you came up with something better.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star. I'm Joe. I'm Jackson. And I'm also, Joe. Flumming the Death Star is a pop culture podcast and asked the important questions. Like, God damn, this one's a good one. This one's like, it's like maybe we've stopped using 10% of our brain and we've started using 100%. Because today we're asking, which fictional character would you limitless?

Oh! Limitless being a drug we take to make us good? Yes. Now you watched Limitless recently, my friend. So Bradley Cooper, he's down on his luck. He's got a ponytail long hair. He's disgusting. He can't hold down a job and he sucks at everything. And his long-term partner,

he goes to propose to his partner. He's just like, I'm actually breaking up with you because you're wrecking my life because your life stinks. I guess you're like, you're like, I got to do fucking something. I'm going to propose. And then they go, uh, uh, uh-uh. Dumped to the best. Oh, no, no, no. To save a relationship, you've got to do one big, romantic gesture, then nothing else.

You go, honey, I know we've had some problems, but I adopted 40 dogs. Yeah. As a romantic gesture. One of every kind of kinds. One of every kind of dog. One of every kind of dog that I can make. Chihuahua, poodle lab, rod, big dog, small dog, ugly dog. Bulldog, Dalmatian.

Fat dog. Finn dog. I might have got two Dalmatians. Sausage dog Flat dog A bunch of sausages Yeah Do you love me again

Alsatian I know that's our dog Yeah Great Dane Scooby doo Scooby doo dog Who looks Scrappy

Scrappy's a fucked up dog He's fucked up He's fucked up Scrappy is You know what Scrappy looks like He looks like a dog That someone gave steroids to He's got a fucked up

Little Muscular body He looks like When they give a little Boy steroids For Instagram fame That's what Scrappy Yes.

Oh, do that. You don't want to do that with your boy, Johnny B? That's the Scrappy Doof physique, dude. Is he just like, when you get to say, like, a Great Dane mix with a corgi? Yeah, like with any sort of, like, a dog where they crossbreed with a corgi. It's like, it looks like that dog in the body of a corgi. In corgi form. Yeah.

He does look fucked up, Scrappy Doe. And he is a fucked up guy. He is a fucked up guy. He's got a lot of problems. Scrappy do is a Great Dane puppy. Yeah, right. He doesn't look. Not even like a Great Dane mixed with a corgi?

No. He's walking on two fucking. legs, dude. Yeah, but... Scooby ain't doing that. Well, Scooby's talking, dude. So Scrappy. And Scrappy talks like this.

Like me on him. Poppy power. And then Scooby's like... He's aggressive. Rime, wrong. Why does Scooby sound so fucked up? He's stoned most of the time. You shouldn't give a dog marijuana.

No. What the rock up? Right. Yeah, see? He doesn't know. This is why he shouldn't give a dog weed. Like, what the fuck are you saying, Scoob? All right.

Right. Happy dude. SLO. Fuck. That's what they like. Let's leave him outside the van. That's heavy shit, Scoop. What's happened to Scoop?

What are we smoking? Scoob's really looks like got his voice box ripped up. And he laughs all right. Yeah, he laughs normal, but the rest is, he's taking a dog. Roll, raggy. Yeah. Ro rogu raggy in that context. What's how?

He's having a bench. He got into this. He got into this. into the troops. Yeah, he wasn't in a good place to start the high.

Anyway, so limitless yeah, what's his name? Bradley Bredley Cooper. Yeah, so he's a struggling author. He's got a deadline

that he keeps fucking up. Yeah. I'll write your book, he lies. His management's like, you fucking piece of shit, no good piece of shit dumb fuck right.

I can't write shit. Fuck you. Uh-huh. His girlfriend's like, oh, you're down on your luck, dumb fuck rider piece of shit.

Can't look after you yourself. Can't look after me. I hate you. Fuck you. Anyway, they break up. He also was previously married, which is only important for this next sentence.

Yes. He then, he used to be, Eddie used to be married. Eddie Moira, Moira. Eddie Moira? Mora. Eddie Moira. Yeah, Moira the limitless pill. Yeah, that by that.

Yeah. So Bradley Cooper. Eddie runs into his ex-wife's brother. Okay. And he's like, brother,

they're like, hey, good, good to see you. What's going on? And then the brother, he's a piece of shit. He's a slime ball.

He looks like a piece of shit. He's like, oh, yeah, not much, not much brother. What's going on with you? Hey?

Hey, hey? Looking after yourself? I got some, I got some little pills. What if you did a little? Anyway,

you've been struggling with motivation, recently. Oh, I got something that'll help you with your creative problems. Wack this down your hole. Just shove this right in your hall. It's the

N-ZT-48. Okay, okay. Anyway. 48th pill, I believe. And then he takes it and then he goes limitless? He goes, hmm, something feels a bit, whoa! I'm feeling a little limitless right now. I'm fucking limitless right now.

Yeah. So basically, he now has perfect recall. He can analyze minute details and information at incredible speed. Okay. So basically, anytime you'd have to try and puzzle something out, not anymore. Okay. He looks at something, goes, has a lovely good think, and figures it out. Perfect recall also can be, and this happens in the movie.

Someone's talking about like an engineering thing. And he perfectly recalls overhearing someone talk about the same problem when he was in college, and he just walked past the conversation. Okay. So you got like even perfect recall of your own memories. Yeah. But like perfect recall in the sense that you can pretty much learn topics that you didn't even learn originally. Okay. Near.

Near. Okay. So if you just like happen to just like, you know, sit into like, walk past a lecture. Yeah. At the right time. That goes into your brain and worse. Well, yeah, I guess it's kind of like, uh, you know, you know, you don't really learn it,

you can just spew it. It's kind of like you learn it by rope. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not really, you don't really comprehend what you're saying. You're not comprehending it, but you can power it back. But because of limitless, I guess he does learn it. Yeah, because then he can, like, puzzle it out and be like, why is that? Because I'm limitless, I've got the problem and the solution,

but I don't have the reason that that's the case. Let me just limitless it right now. Let me just have a quick. Anyway, the limitless pill is also killing him, which is something to keep into mind. I keep in mind. Okay. Yeah.

But then he fixed that because he's limitless for long enough. Yeah, of course. He figures out how to do it in a way where he doesn't. Yeah. I do remember, like, if he doesn't have the limitless drug, he doesn't, he becomes, like, not limitless and becomes the urbrain again. He gets flows for algernard on. Yeah.

But then he gets to suck off some, like, blood that has limitless. Yeah, that happens. The pill in it. And then he's like, I can limitless again. Okay. And then limitless is himself. Like a limitless vampire. Yeah.

So he can become like a limitless himself out of, like, a problem. Out of being maybe shot in the head. I don't know. I haven't seen in a long time. He gets into a fight. So basically he's got the stash of drugs and then a drug dealer. He borrows money from, not very limitless. Hardly limitless.

He's like, well, I'm going to borrow, stash, he's like, I'm going to borrow money off a drug dealer to then play the stocks and become rich. Yeah. And then becomes rich, but then he's like, he just doesn't pay the guy. Because he's like, well, I'm limitless. And I guess this drug dealer is beneath me. It would have been easy just to be like, hey, I've got your money. There you go, buddy. Yeah.

That would have been to solve that problem. And then he doesn't need to find out that blood makes him limitless. Can you? I think that that's important to figuring out how to stay limitless forever. Well, maybe. Well, you're going to, if you're producing limitless, you know, chemicals. Can you, does you use the limitless for, like, physical sort of attribute? Like, for example, could I do, like, have a car coming at me and be like, I'm about to be hit by a car, but I'm limitless and figure out the exact right height to jump?

Yeah. Exactly place to get hit in the car. Yeah. If I get hit right in my fake ball, I won't sustain any of the damage. Yeah, I guess, I don't know if he has anything physical with it.

He kills people. I guess because you know where the kill switch is. Yeah, but it's in like, I think he just, like he knows where they, because like when that drug deal, he kills the drug deal

and then becomes limitless again, he kills people. Yeah. Has he killed the drug dealer? Stabs. So you know where to stab a guy to kill him instantly, I guess?

The body. Any of the vital organs, that's not true. The heart. The heart and the brain are the two main ones. Even I know that, I'm not limitless. But the stomach is one of the most painful.

The lungs are bad. You mean, the brain has that skull, though. That's coming in a heart. But there's some bits of the brain you can stab, but it's chill. Yeah. That's what I would do with the limitless. Be like, I've killed you.

They're like, oh, I feel fine. I'm like, yeah, that's right. stabbed you exactly in the brain where it would have caused any permanent damage. I know this because I once overheard someone saying, did you didn't even get stabbed in the brain a certain way and you're fine? And I limitless... Do you reckon if any of our listeners took the limitless pill, though, would just accidentally go on to like a murder spree?

They're like, I can help. And they recall one time we mentioned something as fact. And it turns out that's not true. No, I think we'd be like the answer to the limitless pill. They remember an episode of Poppy the Nass Star and then they'd just slow right the hell down. My body's rejecting the limitless pill because I listen to plumbing ones. Seeps out of their paws.

I mean, that actually does raise a question. I know that this episode's about who would limitless and not how limitless works. Yeah. But if you have perfect recall and you overhear a conversation and you're like, oh, I know engineering now, how do you know that they had it right? Yeah, it doesn't make sense.

Well, because you're limitlessing it so that you can, because now you can puzzle it out. Because again, he's got perfect reason. He's not comprehending yet, right? He's hearing it. But because he's got limitless, he can then comprehend it. Because I assume it would also work, like, if you showed him like an engine of some kind, like I don't know, like a plane motor.

He could figure out how it works just by looking at it. Or anything. You show him a lamp. Because again, he's like, oh, I remember this conversation, say, like, whatever equation, maybe that was wrong. And then he limitlesses us. And he's like, I'm nutting it out. Oh, hang on, maybe that was actually wrong. It's actually this equation because I'm comprehending it now,

because of the drug is that's broken good. So even though he has perfect recall, surely you hear something that's wrong, but then he will figure it out what is wrong. It's a great little magic. It's a great trick. Well, we've actually touched on, I'll go first. I've touched on a lot of things that I think

is very important for the person I've picked to go limitless. And whilst it wouldn't benefit me personally because it is a fictional character, which I believe we've all picked. Yeah, that was the question. Yeah, yeah. I don't believe any part of the question is

what a fictional character is picking how it would have been. Yeah, it wasn't about how would you use the limitless pill for personal gain of profit. I guess in that case I'd pick Thomas the tank, don't you, drive him around? But like, good, how'd have a train became limitless? Well, he can't leave the tracks. He uses 100% of his call? Yeah, he's fast. Well, I guess he'd figure out how to leave the track.

Yeah, exactly. Well, he walks now. And he could never take me off his back, which I like. Except if you'd get Lermudless and he'd figure out how. Yeah, he'd figure it out very quickly. Unless that was good for him, then he'd stay on his back. Yeah. Well, I believe Thomas the tank engine, if no one's driving him, he will stop and die.

Well, then he needs one's back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that guy they put in the hole. Yeah. What? Henry? Henry? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. The train they bricked up in the tunnel. The bricked up train. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's bricked up. He's bricked up. Like, you wouldn't play. Yeah.

Okay. It's not going to benefit you. That's all right. It's okay, but I think it's going to make his life a lot better. And while, yes, it will make his life a lot better, it will make his TV show less entertaining, but stranger. Okay. Because I think that the person that needs to take a limitless pill is Tim Taylor, aka Tim the Tallman Taylor, aka Tim Allen from home improvement. Oh.

Yeah. So, it is tricky. Because if you haven't... It's very Scooby-Doo code. Anyway. Anyway. Really, yes. My dad, the dog.

It would have been a great sitcom in the 80s. My dad, the dog, he good with tools. Well, it's very important to remember that Tim Allen also played the shaggy dog. He did. That is what if man was dog. That is my dad the dog, yeah. What if man's best friend was also man? What if man's best friend was also dad?

What if man's best friend was dad's best friend? A dog. A dog. Is this the... What a man was man's best friend? What a man's best friend? And my best friend is my dad dog. My dad's a dog.

Yeah. Uh-huh. Okay. Anyway, so he... So basically... Is it Tim Allen the actor or is it the... No, it's Tim the Toolman Taylor. He's taken limitless.

If it was Tim Allen the actor, then that would benefit me in someone. I don't know how. But it would be great. If someone, I'm making the bold call. if someone maybe not anyone I reckon if someone that already has some level of success

currently took the limitless pill now it would affect my life yeah of course absolutely any famous any like any actor well absolutely dude somehow we would uh yeah affect us in probably a way

where it would ruin us yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah fuck he's looked at the problems and figured it out and now he's financed semi-pro too And it's going to make one billion dollars. Damn.

Will Ferrell. Wow. Wow. Will Ferri took a limitless pill and finally followed his dream of making semi-pro-2. Semu-Pro-2 and he just needed to figure out. Yeah, he just needs to figure it out. And you go, you're standing there at the cinema. You go, how could Sammy Pro 2 be that good?

And then you're coming out of it like, he did it. He was right. It's the greatest movie I've ever seen in my life. It's going to make a billion dollars easy. I'm going to go back in and see it again. Right now. I can't wait for the SPMU. No.

Spam you? Spam you? Sorry, SBCU, the semi-pro cinematic universe. Svick you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't wait for that either. Yes. It's going to be beautiful.

Anyway, so if you haven't seen home improvement recently, first of all, what are you doing with your life, dude? It's a great show. His whole thing is that this is going to be a weird hurdle. So I don't think he's going to willingly take the limitless pill the first time at least, because his whole thing is the power tools are awesome because it activates the caveman part of your brain. Now, he obviously wants to put more power on everything

that's his famous catchphrase that no one remembers because they're too excited to just go, Oh, you're correct. Yeah, yeah. Wilson. But I think he takes a limitless pill First of all in the first episode, where as we all know, and I know all of our listeners are,

but there's iconic moment in television where he makes his wife's dishwasher too powerful, and it blows up. It blows the hell up. It blows the hell up, dude. It got blown up. If she said, don't please, Tim Lowe's up. Please don't blow it out. Please don't blow it out with dishwasher.

Please don't blow up with dishwasher. Now, in your mind, he takes the limel of a spill. Obviously, he's got the same impulses. I feel like that what happens is, like, this is kind of a jump. Yeah. He, I guess we answer a second industrial revolution. And his house probably becomes some kind of giant mech. Yeah.

I think you're probably right. Because I was imagining, like, because again, he loved to, I guess, yes, make everything powerful. Yeah. Would it just, there's no real, like, fine details in things anymore. There's no, like, kind of, like, this is a very precise machine to, like, you know, do very, very specific things. Everything is, like, has a big drill. Yeah. And is it the maximum power?

Yeah, there is two, there's two speeds, on off. Yeah, exactly. And you better prepare yourself when you get the on button. Every car goes at 300 kilometers in a hour. Or his part. Or his part. Yeah. But, again, I think the thing with, because Tim, the tall man Taylor,

yeah. He's, my brain was really stuck on Tinker Taylor, Timka, Tama, Tim, something. Tinker Taylor. Timka, Taylor. Timka, Taylor. Well, yeah, Timka Taylor. Tinker Taylor, wouldn't it? Soldier Spy.

Can you fit Wilson in there? Tim Katerler Toll Time. Tinker Taylor, tool time spy? Tinker Taylor. Tim Katerer, Tim. Tim. Tim Ketelaire, Toul time, Al. Okay, okay.

Tim Kut Taylor, tool time, Al. I go, Tim Cal. Tim Cal. Tim Al Taylor. Tim L Taylor. Tim L Taylor. Toulthale. Al

I think that's it I think we did it What did we do Only the listeners can answer that question Let us know how you would fit Tim Allen's name into Tinker Taylor Soldier Spy By heading to plumbing pod Just fire it up in the comments

In the comments This is how I was doing Or be like I didn't get that word Tim L Kuh Timka Timka Timka

Talka Wait Timka Timka Tala. But Taylor's already his name. Tim Taylor. I know, I'm just putting Al in there. But then we got Al at the end.

Tooltime out. Yeah, I guess. Timka Taylor, tool time out. I guess. You know what, I'm the idiot. Yeah. Anyway, so, I mean, again,

like in Limitless, Bradley Cooper, he goes from being like, I'm an author, so he writes books so good that he's like, I'm going to become the president. Yeah.

I can Tim. give up the book thing? He's like, I wrote book, but who cares? I'm just going to do stocks now. I'm pretty sure he write heap of book. Yeah. But isn't he right? I don't know, because I don't know, because I don't get like, oh, I'm going to write heap of book. But then he's like, wait a second, this, I'm only writing heap of book for money. But if I

get a loan from a drug dealer, and then go stock market, man, then I get heap of money, and then I become president and oh, no, I forgot to pay my drug dealer. He go, he go, right, he go write book, stock market, almost get killed by a drug dealer. Yeah.

Want to figure out how to cure a limitless pill side effect. Cure a limitless. To a limitless side effect. I'm the president. I make TV series. Get kidnapped. Show canceled. Okay.

Yeah. Do you think you'd still do tool time? Well, basically what I think is going to happen is he, because like Bradley Cooper jumps around and kind of like follows the thread, you could assume that Tim, the toolman Taylor will do the same thing, which will obviously result in the second industrial revolution. Yeah, yeah. Well, we end up with new machines. Can you describe one new machine?

You get to make any machine that could do anything. I just feel like, okay, if I close my eyes and I try and think of a new machine, every single thing that's coming to me is just basically a design from robot wars. I was imagining a device to peel bananas. No matter. I just went to mix. What you sort of done, I feel, is with, with Tim the toolman Taylor.

If he does the same trajectory as like Limitless, Mr. Littles himself, Bradley Cooper, and he's like, well, I've got to try and cure Limitless. He'll end up basically doing a Iron Man, Tony Stark thing where it probably just like a mech suit that injects both limitless and cure of limitless, even like a nice little equilibrium. So I can imagine him always just like, yeah,

hooked up to some fucked up machine. With more power. God are more of the world. Tim the Toolman, Taylor. Yeah. Yeah. Tim, the Godman Taylor. Because he's got like very, very, you know, he's not only saying very limitless.

No, he's got very, he's good at making thing. Yeah. Great with power tool. And so that to an extreme level, a limitless level. Yeah, we're making God Emperor Tim, the Toolman Taylor. He's going to be piloting Earth while into his death. Whoa. Earth could be the head of the Mac.

Damn, dude We're gonna build a body in space If you just like You live in your everyday life And you know your planet Is a mex head Yeah I think I'd be like

Who we go in a fight Mars Feels like oh Mars Whatever our God Emperor The Tim's made a Mac For Mars too I go well I hope I don't get punched

Off the Mac Yeah I hope it's only body blows Yeah Punch into space If somebody punched Earth In the Australia

Surely if you get... Okay, I'm no Mr. Science Man. Neither am I. But if Earth gets punched in the Australia... Yeah. Do we go flying with such force that the atmosphere stays behind? Uh-huh.

It depends... I would think, depending on the angle, because we could just do a big spin. All the people and, like, things that aren't bolted down. Yeah. Disintegrated in the atmosphere All of a sudden were in Siberia

Because the people stayed in the same place It was so quick Like take me tablecloth off a table Yeah yeah yeah I'm really cold all of us And there's gonna be a guy from Siberia That's really hot in my house I'm not touching my stuff

I'm not touching his stuff Call him up and he's like I don't speak Siberian Are you in my house Don't touch your stuff I'm not touching yours and I am I got my phone hooked on my ear and I'm rifling through his cup

Don't touch my stuff Files Files Files I wouldn't read this shit Yeah I think that'd be pretty bad That would be pretty bad

I just don't know how space works Yeah that's fair I just think that like you know Tim the tall man Taylor It would just make him happy Yeah I think he deserves to be limitless Do you think he'd keep his wife and kids Yeah I was gonna say

Because at first he would be like I can do a tool time real easy. Yeah. And I don't like, I'm not going to piss off my wife and kids. Because I'll be able to be like, hey, beautiful shitcom wife. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see.

That's the actresses of name maybe. Anyway, she's like pissed off because he's like constantly tinkering and blowing stuff up and breaking stuff. Where this time he won't be making mistakes. So he'll just be like, hey, I just quickly did X, Y, Z. Things are easier for us now. Let's go make a beautiful love. I do feel, though, he might end up.

end up making like a robot team. Oh, yeah. I don't know if the robot team is going to be like hosting the... RIM. Thoughts? I like it, dude. I really like it. Introducing...

Rim railer. Rim. Oh, oh, oh, oh. So, Rim railer. I don't know if... Rim the ruleman railer. So, Rim, the ruleman railer. I don't know if RIM is going to be hosting tool time or if he's going to be railing is why.

I think that's a risk of being a super genius. It's only amount of time before you make a robot to rail your... I feel he's going to go down the... Oh no, like him a car. Yeah. Oh, it's you. You know, it's you, right? But just you as a robot.

You might go down... He's going down the watchman route, like Mr. Manhattan. Yeah, but if you clone yourself and you have, you don't share a consciousness. A consciousness. And then your clone has sex with your beautiful wife. Yeah, like, I can't blame my clone because my clone's me. Oh, I know you can't blame your clone and you can't be upset at your wife because she's not going to know because he's not going to know because you're a clone. You're like, clone, we were going to double team my beautiful.

wife. What are you doing? But like if your clone makes beautiful love to your beautiful wife? Yeah, but what if I become so limitless? Yeah. The human interaction is below me. My wife says, I'm Dr. Manhattan. My wife says, hey, I called him Mr. Manette.

That's funny. I got rid of his doctorate. Like a Mr. Manhattan situation. My wife says, have sex with me. I say, eh, I'm too smart now. Yeah. It's beneath me. I've become limitless. Sorry, babe, brain don't go in pussy. Yeah, too clever for pussy. Yeah.

My wife goes, well, I really would like to have sex. I go, well, I'll make a guy for you. I'll make a fuck guy version of me. I'll make like me with a bigger dick. Yeah. He's a stroke game. I'll make like a me that's good at fucking. You know how I'm terrible at it.

If you've been limitless, you would already done that. Yeah, exactly. Because you would have, you know, none of this out and seen this is going to happen. After three pumps. Yeah. A weak pullout game. Yeah. Yeah.

It's like, I know. You're like, she cannot like this. It's got to be good for her. I cannot please my wife. And I know she's going to want some human connection. And I, because of my limitlessness, I'm becoming less and less connected to humanity. Yeah.

I'll make a fuck boy. Exactly. And he makes a fuck. The moment she brings it up, I go, I thought about this. I thought I had meet fuck Jackson. Yeah, meet fuck Jackson. Hey. What up?

Hey, how you doing? I'm still me. I'm just good of fucking. Yeah. Happy, babe? Yes. Yeah, actually. And to make things less complicated,

I'm going to do a thing where you can't tell us apart. Yeah. Is that good? Because then you can't be like, oh, this isn't what I wanted. No, but if I go, you can't tell us apart, she goes, well,

it's going to be the dumb one. That's fuck, Jackson. The one that's good fucking. That's going to be fuck, Jackson. Could just be me when I stopped taking the limitless pill. Good baby. And maybe I figured out how to fuck good. Yeah.

Yeah. Everything about that? I did not. Although, I mean, Limitless the movie does sort of... Does he fuck good after Limitless the pill? Yeah.

Because it's like one of the first things that happens is he gets back with his partner. Yeah. Because he figures, you know, he nodded it out. He figured it out. He's like, oh, I just needed to not be a piece of shit. Worthless sack of worms,

fuck-headed, fuck-wit. I just got to like... Dumb piece of shit who can't write, can't read. Or fuck. Or fuck. But now I can. Thanks to...

the beautiful NTZ-48. That was shockingly close. N-Z-T-48. Damn. Tim, the Godman, Taylor, that's a good choice. But Tim's starting at a normal level and then going up. I'm going to fix a guy's life. Oh, yeah.

I'm going to miss the bean. Mr. Bean. And I'll make him normal bean. Is he an alien or an angel? I always forget. But I think canonically he's an alien if you go by the animated series. where he gets abducted by Mr. Bean aliens but then he goes back to his wife

I don't know I've seen a clip of it online Yeah like a girl Mr. Bean that he goes back to Mrs. Bean I really don't like that when I typed in Is Mr. Bean and then it just came up Alien or Angel Stop listening to me computer I think a lot of people have that question Yeah

It does feel like it is like you know The big light of the star he drops down It's like maybe he's an angel But then it's like oh is he being dropped off by a user UFO? People also ask, is Mr. Bean a human or an alien? He's Mr. Bean or autistic. How do Mr. Bean come to Earth? I don't like the option. Is he an alien? Is he an angel or is he autistic? Which one? And then we offer a couple of people also ask, we abandoned Mr. Bean entirely and how do autistic guys flirt? Well, how does Mr. Bean flirt and that if it's the same?

Oh, Teddy. Oh, Teddy. I'm limitless. I put the turkey on my head Oh yeah, that's exactly, see Tim the Tourman Taylor He's got lofty aspirations Mr. Bean just wants to live a normal life He's got the turkey I flipped off a biker in the movie

Oh, I'm in a TV show Oh my reality is fake I'm being the Truman show I'm in a Truman, the Bean show But yeah, so he picks up the turkey. Now, without the lemmas pill, that's going on his head. But if he's got the lemon's pill, you go, oh, in the oven. He learns how to cook a turkey.

Well, you probably don't remember this, but the reason he puts a turkey on his head is not because he thinks that's right. Is he trying to cheer someone up, but am I thinking of friends? You'll think you have a different thing. I think you're friends. Yeah. Why does he put it in his head then? He bursts a bag of sick over someone on a plane because he's trying to cheer them up.

Yes. Yeah, that's a classic Bean move. That's in The Ultimate Disaster Movie. God, it's such a disaster movie. What a crazy name that movie has. Yeah. The Ultimate Disaster Movie. That's not even a genre of movie for this to be the ultimate version of.

Disaster movies are genre. It's just not what Mr. Bean is. Yeah, well, yeah, that's what it is. Caring Inferno. Yeah, I guess it's a disaster. Yeah. Dante's Inferno. Yeah, those are great examples.

You just went Tarring Inferno and 2012. Dante's Inferno. Dante's Peak, sorry. Dante's Peak. What's Dante's Inferno? That's a game? That's the book, isn't it? I don't know.

No, that's... Dante's Peak. Paradise Lost? Yeah. That's by Dante. Oh, no. Dante's Inferno. The divine comedy.

The divine comedy. Yeah. Because Dante's Inferno is the 12 things of hell. That's the divine comedy. Yeah. I don't think it's... That's Dante's... Maybe.

You might be right. There's Dante's Peak with his... That's the Pierce Bros. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where, um, God, that volcano kills his wife. Damn. Okay, so the Inferno is written by Dante making it... It is Dante's Inferno.

You were right. Yes. Dante's Peak is the volcano epic. Yeah. Nope. Film. And Dante's Inferno is the first chance. chapter of the Divine Comedy. Oh, hot diggedy dog. Well, I would say Mr. Bean is not the

ultimate disaster movie when... Well, he is a, personally, he is a disaster. Yeah, but is... E-rex's a painting, he flips off bikers, he covers a plane and spew. Who's more of a disaster? Bean or Magoo? Bean, I would say... Bean puts his hands in a human body in... That shouldn't... You shouldn't do that. Been the ultimate disaster movie. It goes harder than I think it should. Yeah. It's like bad vibes. What about Mr. Bean's hall? I think that's good. No, that's right. He just goes to France.

He dances to Mr. Bombastic. Yeah. But Mr. Mugu, I think this is the difference between Mr. Bean and Mr. Mugu. He's unaffected. He walker through the construction site, Baby's Day Out style. He goes, oh. Oh, Mr. Mugoo, what the heck? But Mr. Bean, he's crashing and falling over.

So like, Mr. Mugu, he is a, I guess, a force of chaos causing chaos for everyone around him. Whereas Bean is just causing chaos for me. mostly himself. Exactly. And the beam. Yeah, exactly. So. Okay, okay.

Well, yeah, if he took the limous pill, I think in the same episode where he gets his head up a turkey. Yeah. He puts Marmite on sticks. Well, yeah. He puts his head in the turkey because he lost his watch in the turkey. Oh, well, he'd be like, oh. Oh, use my hand.

Tons. Tons were worth, Daddy. Yeah. Would he just become no longer Mr. Bean? Well, I think he would still have the... He goes, oh, Teddy. I'm all good. Teddy.

What the hell? I'm an adult man. I don't need a teddy in life. I don't know. He wants to destroy the guy who's driving that three-wheel car and maybe marry his girlfriend. Yes. Destroy the guy in a three-wheel car. Doesn't he drive a three-wheeled car?

No. He drives a... Morris Minor? He drives a four-wheel car that's little. Yeah. He hates the three-wheel car. Okay. So I feel like you'd destroy that and then he'd be good at, you know,

Making love to his beautiful girlfriend. Exactly. In the episode of Mr. Bean, where he's playing golf and he's like, we can't pick up the ball. So he just knocks the golf ball throughout London. He would be like, well, I can probably pick up the ball because it doesn't matter. Golf teddy. Golf teddy.

I understand. Yeah, I know how to play golf. Yeah, I just, I don't think it's going to turn him into a god of mankind. Okay. But I think it's just going to make him live a regular life. You know? He might get a job. Maybe.

He might, you know. Well, he doesn't... Hmm. Does he have a job? Surely. I think in the Christmas episode, the people that come to the Christmas party are his co-workers. His... Because he's got...

He's living in a house. He's got enough money to afford a holiday to France. Yeah. I will say that. And a car. Why, in the ultimate disaster movie, does he go to America? Is he a professor? What happens to a painting?

Well, that's... It's Whistler's mother, which he defaces. But... Why does he go? Why is he invited to stay with that American family? What is Mr. Bean do? He pretends to be Dr. Bean. He goes, yes.

I'm Dr. Bean. Apparently. Funny line. Funny fucking line, dude. I'm Dr. Bean. Apparently. Yeah, good stuff. I would love to.

I'm going to do that next live show. Hey, everyone. I'm Jill Dusha. Apparently. Who loves Mr. Bean? With the bean heads in the crowd. Ultimate Disaster movie. Where are my beans at?

Where my beans, brother? My Mr. Beans. Yeah, what? What he do? I don't know. He, okay, so. He gets his car crushed by a tank in that one episode. Plot.

Mr. B... Also, you know that Turkey Sima more talking about? Yes. They recycle it for this movie, but only for the American version, and then they cut it out of the international one, and then they put in two additional scenes that cover why it's not in these.

What the hell? Crazy stuff. Damn, we should watch the Ultimate Disaster movie. Yeah. Mr. Bean is a well-meaning, yet clumsy and destructive security guard at the National Gallery. What? Yeah, it's a security caretaker.

What? I thought he would, like, work at the DMV for some reason. Yeah, I was imagining him in, like, a regular office. I don't know why. After the gallery's sentimental chairman prevents the board of directors who despise Bean for his laziness from firing him, the board instead opts to send Bean on a three-month sabbatical to serve as a representative at an unveiling ceremony, of the painting Whistler's mother.

Oh, so he goes with the painting. Okay, that makes sense. How is that a punishment? They just want him out of their hair. Yeah, that's true. Get out of here, Bean. We hate you, Bean. We hate Bean.

Yeah. I'm married to be. Not picking pills. Well, he wouldn't be sent. I mean, the ultimate disaster movie would just be fine. Yeah. Like as in, though, it would be Bean, the movie. I guess would he become good at his job?

Because apparently he's notorious for sleeping on the job. Well, he probably wouldn't be sleeping anymore. I guess here's an important question, okay, with the limitless pill. Tim the toolman Taylor, I can imagine him taking a random pill. Okay, you know. Mr. Bean would take a random pill. What are you talking about? Yeah, you're right.

It would be like the situation. You could hide it in his meat like a dog. Yeah. He would just like, you know, pick it up and pretend to do like, pretend to do like, like a pantom I'm thinking, flick it up, and then suddenly he's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, oh, and then he's full is it. Whoa. Yeah, or like, it would be like, Bradley Cooper is at dinner somewhere, and he's like, to

have to take my limitless pill, but it accidentally lands in Mr. Bean's ice cream. Yeah. Mr. Bean, oh, oh, I'm limitless, teddy. In his, in his soup, and he's just like, fowlip, um, daddy. But I do feel that Mr. Bean is dying, because I don't think he's not going to figure out how to fix himself. I'm dying, dad. I tell you, Teddy, I leave everything. My car with a chair on the top, Teddy.

Drive outside, Teddy. I could drive on the roof, Teddy. Do you think he'd... I lost my swimsuit at a pool once, Teddy. They saw my dick and nuts. Teddy. I'm only now realizing they saw my dick and nuts in the pool. The limitless bill is basically him discovering original sin.

Teddy. Teddy, I've got a perfect... called out so he just goes back to all throughout his life. Oh, Teddy. I'm a fool. Teddy, I'm a fuck up, Teddy. Teddy, I'm a cloud.

I'm a cloud to these people, Teddy. I've got my head to die of re-living all my humiliation. Teddy, they sent me to America as a punishment, Teddy. A prank, Teddy. Oh, my God, Whistler's mother is a fake. Teddy.

Oh, I didn't know so much. This might be a flowers for Algernod situation, I think, for Mr. Bean. He's going to make himself throw up quick. Yeah, well, it's his blood, so he might just send himself out to die at sea. Yeah. Yeah. That's what Mr. Bean would do. That feels right.

Yeah, you're getting a little rowboat. Corpard. I said Teddy's sitting on the sand and starts rowing away. Yeah, that's depressing. Well, you know, you're trying to fix up Mr. Bean's life. Tim the Tallman Taylor would do great. thing. Horrible, horrible, great things with the limitless pill. But I think you've got to get someone who has a problem that he just hasn't quite figured out yet. Okay. I think the limitless

pill will help them. Gregory House? Not this, I mean, Gregory House will probably help him. I mean, Gregory House is like, I love pills. Oh, a pill that's made me stop loving pills until I need my next pill? I'm a best take four of these pills. Well, yes, I guess you could Gregory House would probably love these pills. I think because it's like, And again, again, he's like, Gregory House's problems, like, they're week to week. Yeah, that's true. And it's true. Every time.

Yeah. I'm thinking there's one person who has the same problem. The same problem every single time. Wiley Coyote. Oh, quick dog. Yeah, but faster turkey. Yeah. So, Wiley Cote has a problem where he has, like, yes, he's this quick dog that has a faster turkey problem.

He is the quick dog. I know, he's a quick dog with a faster turkey problem. I think he sees a quick dog. No, he's the quick dog. Birds are birds. Dogs are dogs. Yeah, dog he dog, bird of turkey. Yeah.

We live in a dog-heed dog world, I know. Exactly. Well, dog want to eat turkey world, but it's not. It's a turkey make fun of dog world. Yeah, no, it's a turkey he, no. Yeah, it's a turkey make fun of dog world. The turkey's making fun of that dog. It's a dog-heed dog world.

Oh, he is dog-heed dog world. Yeah. And he won turkey. Yeah. But Turkey make fun of dog. It's a dog won turkey world. It is a dog one turkey. A turkey hate dog world.

Yeah. Turkey mock dog. Yeah. And a Mr. Bean clown world. Yeah. Yeah. I might have the same problem where he takes the pill. He's like, oh. Oh, my God.

I'm a clown dog. I'm a goddamn clown dog. In the world of dog eat dog world, I'm a clown dog. But. Well, I would help him? Well, he'd be able to nut out this problem of finally capturing this fast turkey. That is true. He'd actually build, like, wait a second, Acme products of dog shit.

I'm going to go to a different supplier. I should speak to my good friend. Tim the toolman Taylor and it built me something nice. Yeah. Or Oppenheimer. Yeah. I mean, let me get some new turkey. Nook the road runner.

Yeah, then you get, it's microwaved. It's ash. It's a shadow. The prayer is true. It's a shadow. It's a shadow. Just like he. Yeah.

Oh, shadow bird, shadow dog. Yeah. Well, do we think that the reason the roadrunner can't capture the, sorry, the reason the coyote can't capture the roadrunner is because he just hasn't got the right device? I think there's a simple solution. And also, the roadrunner keeps, like, outsmarting him. Meep. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's true.

If, you know, we up the coyote's intelligence, you know, far, you know, far, you know, you know, exceeds the roadrunner. Then he's going to be able to figure this out. Yeah, he paints a painting on the side of a rock. The roadrunner runs in. He's running after the roadrunner. He's like, wait a second. Hang on a second.

I'm going to stop because if I go, if I hit, I'm going to slam into the rock. And then he might paint like the opposite side. The roadrunner comes towards his, like say, you know, open mouth. Yeah, exactly. And he just bites the neck of the roadrunner. I'll tell you what, though. I think if Wiley Cody ate the roadrunner, it would be a real like, you know, weeping at the shore of the world because there's so many.

more worlds to conquer. You know what I mean? Like, he's done the thing. There's nothing left to conquer. There's nothing left to conquer. Exactly. It would kill him. It would eat him up inside.

Well, that's the thing, the limitless pill. He finally eats the roadrunner. Now he can go on to bigger and better things because, like, well, I figured out how to, you know, roadrunner, eating roadrunner is basically the same as Eddie's book. Yeah. Well, I did the thing. Yeah. So now I'm going to go borrow money from a drug dealer and play the stock market and become

president or whatever. President coyote. I reckon wilding coyote is probably going to get killed by Bugs Bunny. Yeah. Why? An assassination. Yeah. hit. He's gotten too big for his britchings.

You mean within the Looney Tunes world? Yeah. Plus we're going to borrow money from bugs bunny. From Alma Flood. I see it could fog-hawn Leghorn he'd borrow money from for some reason. I say, I say, I say, you better pay that back boy. I just think yeah, Wiley Coyote is stabbing

Foghorn Leghorn and like drinking his blood well he is a coyote. They do do that to chickens. I say I'm maybe a chicken the size of a man but you have killed me like a regular chicken. Buccaw. Bacal, Bacal!

And then he dies. And then the road run, like that Cody, because he doesn't say anything, just lapping up the blood. And then maybe all the lunatunes have to get together because they got a real problem. One of the other lunatunes is killing us.

Well, yeah, I mean, once he becomes limitless, he doesn't become just limitless. He becomes unstoppable. Yeah, guys, yeah. Name what, yeah. Ain't nothing like this ever happened before, don't. Yeah, I don't think there's a single.

single loony tune that a limitless Wiley Cody can't eat. Yeah, oh, absolutely not, dude. Yeah. Bugs at least can walk for reality. So. Duffy Duffy Duck in particular seems to be immune to death. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He gets a shot.

He gets his entire face blown off with a shotgun. It's all the happens is his beak spins around. Yeah, exactly. He goes funny for a bit. Yeah, but he hasn't had a limitless coyote is chomping down on his face yet. But I imagine, if you eat. If you're a Looney Tune and you eat another Looney Tune. I'm trying to think what the cartoon thing to happen would be.

I guess you're inside their stomach and you light a little match. Yeah. And you go, ah, geez. And then all that are Looney Tunes are there. Yeah. That's all folks. That's all folks. And we've all been eating alive by Wiley Coyote.

Well, but I mean, cool way to end the sketch because like that's all folks, that's like circles. Yeah. Porkypick would be sticking out of Wild Cody's asshole. Yeah. He's getting digested. Quick. That's all, folks. I'm in an ass.

I sucked back inside, yeah. And they're just looking at a sphincter. Wow. I thought they were just like circles, but now that I'm squinting and looking at it, that's, the dark truth of the lunatunes. Wow. The circle at the end is an anewis. Always has been. Always will.

Always has been. Look for messages in your cartoons. Yeah. Yeah. Gross. That's a wild guy who's asshole. Cool. Yeah.

But I just don't think the Looney Tunes, of the Looney Tunes and, like, Mickey Mouse and Friends, who is the best equipped to deal with, like, a series of sudden deaths? You know, like, if Wiley Cody starts picking off the Looney Tunes one by one. Yeah. That's a problem. You know. I can Tweedy deals are the best. Yeah? See, I always think a Tweety could easily be, like, one of the first victims.

I think Tweedy sometimes dresses up like a detective, so I can see that. Yeah. What are like, Granny? Do you reckon Granny would be? Griny or sort it out. So I feel like he's probably going to eat Sylvester fairly soon. Yeah, yeah. I think probably goes, yeah.

It is a dog-eat-cat world. Exactly. I feel he's going to eat the roadrunner. Then he's going to be like, well, there's so many more worlds for the cocker. So many more delicious tunes to eat. Sylvester's next because probably because Sylvester's like, well, hey, you probably, you ate your guy. Help me eat my guy. Yeah, I want to eat my guy.

And then he eats Sylvester. He's like, oh, no. Oh, fuck. And Tweetie birds like, I got to get the fuck out of here. And while he's like, Twitty is like nothing. That's like a little tiny snacks. I don't care about that. I want to eat that big chicken.

Yeah. I'm going to eat granny, dude. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Damn, right he does. I feel like if the Disney... And we know from Red Riding Hood that dogs love eating grandmas. Yeah, that's true, dude.

It's true. That's the oldest tale that's ever been told as well. Dogs eat grandma, it's a dog eat grandma world, dude. Oh, absolutely. I think in the Disney canon, if it was like, say, Pluto eating everybody, I feel like Mickey Mouse would be too concerned about PR to do anything about it. Oh, boy. Geez, you know, like this reflects badly on the Disney Corporation.

It does. Oh, Walt's going to be full on pissed off, uh-huh. Gorsh, you know. We need to kill that fucking dog. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah, I don't, see, I just don't say Mickey would have a problem of taking Rabbit or Limitless Pluto behind the shed.

Yeah, yeah. I think Pluto is just a dog, I guess. Yeah, yeah. Well, Cody, at least. Me, that's my dog shooting gun. Why? Her G, Mickey? You got a gun just for shooting dogs?

Yeah. Don't you? Well, of course I kind of am a dog. That's right. You are. I'll give you a 10-second head stunt. Oh, my God. It was all pre-testant, goofy.

I can see how easily it was for that company that made, like, the Winnie the Poohor horror movie. Five seconds of brainstorming. Exactly. And we're there, dude. Mickey's hunting goofy for sport. Yeah. There it is. For sport and pleasure. To get his rocks off.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a big rat pervert. We know. Mickey rat. Mickey rat. Well, yeah, I think you're right. A guy who has a single problem is the perfect person. Because otherwise, if you don't have a single problem, you kind of just like spinning your wheels.

Yeah. You're getting in trouble. You don't know what you're doing. Exactly. You're going to basically be Eddie Mora being like, well, I guess I'd be comfortable. president. Yeah. What if, and look, here's one that I kind of wish I thought of before, even though

the Tim the Toolman Taylor was a beautiful choice. Oh, absolutely. And now, slightly unethical because of the age of the character, but like, what happens if, hey, a certain flight takes off and this sounds scary and I shouldn't be talking about planes like that, because it seems like I'm going to tie it to something else. And a boy wakes up in the attic after his bed's been freshly pissed in. And he's like, I'm home alone, motherfuckers. Okay.

And the first thing he does is find a pill on the bench and eat it. And then Kevin McAllister becomes limitless. He never sees his family again. Well, I think the wet band is probably like, like, rob the house because Kevin's fucked off. Yeah. Well, the thing is, does Limitless pill mean that the first trap he makes would probably, I don't know, like string them up by their feet so that they just can't do anything to go? Yeah. Strings up over the three.

Because he wouldn't kill, because Kevin McCallis are going limitless, unless he wants them to die, like in his heart. Well, he is a little. Which he might, because he's a little boy. He's like bad guys. Yeah, they die. Yeah. But if he takes the little limitless pill straight away, he hasn't in Canada, the wet bandits

yet. Yeah, but he might just take it and be like, you know, oh, well, my problem is I'm not there at the airport or whatever. And either he somehow figures out how to join up with his family, or he just is off into the wilderness. Doing his own thing. Because you got to remember, Kevin McAllister when he wakes up, what he thinks has happened is that his wish to his parents away. Yeah, his wishes come true.

And then if he takes the limitless pill, he thinks he's a genius. He's like, I'm a god. But with that not, with the perfect recall and like stuff, because he'd probably remember conversations that were happening around him while he slapped. Yeah, that's true. That's true. And he'd be like, oh, do you have to be conscious for the, like, the perfect recall? I don't think so. Damn.

This pill's incredible. You're learning when you sleep. Yeah. Dude. That's great. If Buzz never pissed in his bed, who knows what would happen. I don't Buzz pissed in his bed.

Fuller drank the Pepsi, dude. Oh, Fuller, not Buzz. Buzz is the one with the horrible girlfriend. Woof. Yeah. Yeah. Kepp McAllis is good. Giving it to a baby is good.

What about the baby from Baby's Day Out? Oh, dude. That, what, with a baby that is perfect recall, does it remember being born too recently to do anything? You know what I mean? Probably remember being born as well. Yeah, but if I remember... I guess if you think back to it would be like,

do I remember what it was like to be born? It would just come back. Yeah, but I think if I remembered being born right now, obviously traumatic, but I would be like, well, you know, with the distance of time, I can be like, that was a crazy thing that happened to me. If it happened to me five weeks ago,

that's too recent to be aware that I was just born. If you gave a baby, be the limitless pill, would it just start talking because it's got perfect recall for like conversations that have happened? Well, no, because I guess it's like it's physical. Yeah. But would it try? Maybe. It would be like, I could do it, I mean. I've heard like,

yeah, if a baby could speak full, like any language in full, but then it's vocal cords on there, it just ends up being like a baby that's like, what's wrong with my baby? Well, maybe, because again, if it's like babies, when they're in a certain age or whatever, they're making all those different neurons and they're just making a lot of them

and I guess the limitless pill is making heaps of them. Yeah, we just make them all all at once. Yeah, I guess you are maybe getting a super smart baby like you can talk. You're getting a baby genius. Oh, babies in space? Yeah. Oh no, that's super babies.

They have superpowers, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they don't say the baby geniuses to space straight away. Yeah. That's pretty good. Give it to a dog. Not a talking dog. No. But a smart dog, maybe.

Or is just a limitless dog? What can a dog do at its, like, what kind of peak dog Yeah. Solve crime. It would only need to sniff things once. Yeah. Probably piss big, because that's good for marking territories.

Well, it could say a lot and it's piss, I imagine. Yeah. You know? Well, if you were... Right entire stories. Yeah. Like, if you were another dog sniffing that, you'd be like, whoa. Do you reckon it would piss a piss so complicated other dogs couldn't comprehend?

They sniffing and get sick? Yes. I think so. Yeah. You'd be like, I guess, don't fuck with this guy. Yeah. This is his house. This guy's piss is crazy.

I don't think if a dog was limitless, I'd be able to tell from how it was acting. Well, I mean, but... What does a dog want? What is the upper echelon of a dog? Yeah. I don't know. A dog has... President needs.

President dog. Which could be another good sitcom. My dad had the dog or president dog. We live in a dog as president world. President dog. What would a dog do if it was president? What does it want? Pats and snossages.

Parking. Walks. The park. Yeah. A lot of parks, I guess. Do you think if you said, hey, dog, you can control what happens for everybody in the country. You control the economy. He's like, oh, yeah.

Snossages, please. Yeah. Oh, well, I guess I like eating snorstages. Everyone gets a snorstages for everybody. Well, we've elected a sausage socialist dog. Rough. Yeah. Getting a knock on your door.

Hi, I'm with the, you know, I represent President Dog. He's your sausage. Enjoy. I live in a clown world. Thank you. my free sausage. I would really like the economy to do better, but I will take the sausage inside, I guess.

Yeah, yeah. And eat it. Okay, okay. Maybe you're not thinking this through enough. Maybe you're thinking of it's a basic sausage. But what if I'm giving you, like, say, a stick of cabana. Everyone gets a stick of cabana. I would prefer a sausage over a stick of carbone.

That's crazy. Cooking a sausage, maybe it's because of the last couple of days I've been like, damn, I should go buy some sausages. Yeah. You should buy some sausages. Like to sausage and bread, but then also like, It's so funny. Funny dinner.

We're just doing a side podcast where I just drive a funny dinner. Funny dinner. Funny dinner time. And it's not really that funny, but then when you think about it on a plate, you're like, that's pretty funny. And it is a little normal, but I still think when you, like, really sit down and you look at it. It's a lot of caveats. This funny dinner. This funny dinner.

Well, because, like, obviously, like, a meat and three veg or whatever. Yeah, classic dinner. And, like, that meat could be sausages. That's not crazy. Yeah, no, not at all. But if you serve a lot. three veg and the sausages

are in bread oh funny dinner what are the veg what are the veg yeah that's true yeah potato broccoli how the potatoes

yeah mashed or just like steamed steamed potatoes okay broccoli it's just like you got I think mash would have been funny

yeah yeah yeah yeah okay well mash yeah yeah but just like you got to imagine you got to imagine you got to imagine just like it's in a piece of bread

No, it's not all in a piece of You have two sausages in bread On the plate On the plate Tomato sauce and mustard And then you have the veg on the side Yeah Funny dinner

I mean yeah I mean I guess I think like you know Bangers and Mash is a very classical Yeah Yeah but if those like If there's bread in between If those sausages are in bread

And then there's mash there And maybe some carrots And let's say like some broccoli Whatever funny dinner It's a funny dinner It's like if it's like if it's like, again, someone fucked up and made you dinner. To be like, sausages and I guess is this dinner.

But it's also not really, you're not eating anything crazy. Yeah. It feels like you're eating two different meals, though. Funny dinner. Funny dinner. What if there's cheese on the sausages? Does that make it funny? That's weird.

Yeah. It changes nothing for me. The last time I made sausages and vegetables, I had funny dinner. I didn't call it a funny dinner until now. But now it's a funny dinner. Jold Dush is patented funny dinner. Yeah, I think if it's like any, I feel it needs to be mash. Yeah, yeah.

That makes it the fun. Now I'm thinking about getting the sausage in bread with mash, like doing it like a loaded hot dog. What about just like mashed potato sandwich? Yes. Now, that's a funny lunch. That would feel the texture of biting into that would be so fucked up. I reckon it would be a tuna salad. I reckon it would be a pretty similar texture like a tuna salad. I don't think so at all.

At least the chuter salad has like some like give. Yeah, this is like, your teeth hit white bread and they go through that and then hit mash. Well, no, like, you know how like mash sometimes, like if you, because obviously like the easiest way to make mash is like you can't overboil the potatoes because they're nothing. Yeah. So they're a bit of firm. So sometimes when you eat mash is a little bit of texture to it. I'm not imagining like the hard mash. I'm imagining like almost that.

Yeah. The mass mash. Soft mash. Just, I mean, like, look, I've had spaghetti bolognais. burrito before. That sounds wonderful. That's awesome. It was awesome. That's really good. All I did was just like yeah. It was like leftover spaghetti bolognais and a burrito thing, whack on a slice of cheese. Oh yeah. Wrap it up. Delicious. Did it toasted it a little bit? Was it spaghetti and bolognais or just the bolognais sauce? It was spaghetti and bolognais. Oh yeah. It was like, I pretty much. It's like having a

little jaffle like you know, we get the spaghetti. That's the same kind of concept. That's fine. Mashed potato between two pieces of bread. I think that's fine. It's fine. I think that's What about mashed potato on toast? What do we think about that? Yeah, oh, that's somehow worse. Yeah, something about that's peculiar. Studios falling apart as we keep listing. Horrible things.

Funny dinners. Funny dinners. Well, what about a, like, so a toasted sandwich, like, a toasted sandwich in a press, like a chaffing? But it's like it's roast vegetables in there? Like, leftover roast veggies. That's weird, because is there any sauce? Or is it just like, it's like hot air? That's a good point.

Like, most... The secret to, like, gravy to dip or something? Oh, actually, yeah, what if it's a gravy? Okay, that sounds great. Gravy sandwich? What about a hot air sandwich? What do you mean? You know how a jaffel is like 3D?

It has a pocket in it. Brother, I think all sandwiches are 3D. Yeah. I know what you mean, though. The idea that the middle of it, the sort of pocket has nothing in it but hot. Boiling hot air. The scolding air. The way you've cut, you know, with like, say we're making like pizza.

Yeah. How bubbles up. Yeah. that you've sort of done that oh my face you steamed your face you've just funny lunch

you've made it you've made it nothing jaffling yeah and I think five eggs is a funny breakfast yeah that's the funniest amount six eggs it's like this guy's he's loading for something he's going to the gym four eggs it's like that's just a really

really big breakfast I mean it's too big three eggs it's just a a big breakfast. Two eggs, normal, one egg. Sort of sad, but maybe you're in a heart. One egg, two eggs, like, okay, three eggs, you're like, okay, fair enough, whatever. Four, are you sharing? Yeah, yeah. Is it fried eggs?

Hard boiled eggs? Hard boiled eggs. Five hard boiled eggs. I was just imagining just like preparing with five eggs. Oh, yeah. It doesn't really matter how you have it. Because like, okay, if you see someone cooking four eggs, you're like, oh, that could be two egg and bacon sandwiches. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I would say two sandwiches for a meal, normal. Yeah.

Even though you are eating four eggs, which is a lot of it. eggs. Well, I'm making a scrambled egg for, like, yeah, you know, for more than multiple, more than one person. Maybe I will use five eggs. Yeah, okay. But if it's just you. Yeah.

Three eggs seems like the normal amount. But then I don't know eggs. Yeah. I'm not an eggman. I'm not an eggman. Deathly allergic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd be so bad.

If you took a limitless pill, you'd become an eggsman. I would only eat eggs. Yeah. The only difference is you'd be like, I like, I like eggs now. I love eggs. Eggs are the best way to get protein. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm going to only eat eggs. Ron and I eat eggs. I'm limitless. I smell bad. But God, I love to run and eat eggs. Two hard-boat eggs in each hand, like weights. Two more in the pockets. Two more in the pockets.

As I run, I bring the egg up to my mouth and bite it. You're like a magician where he's like, like, you finish with them. You're like, well, up your sleeve. More egg. Popping it in. You don't even crack the shell. No. Just shell and all.

Like a snake. Exactly. Two eggs in my back pockets. Sit down. spread egg on my ass. I don't even care. I'm limitless right now. People say, Jackson, your Oz is covered in egg. I say, where I am mentally, that's nothing to me. That's small change to my brilliant mind.

I mean, I mean, so many eggs. I mean, so many eggs. You wouldn't even notice if you're limitless. I think you would. You've become other. You've become something else. You're so beyond. You know, you've got your fuck-butt and making love to your own. You don't care about human interactions. I'm just eating eggs. You don't even wearing clothes anymore. You're covered in egg.

You don't care. Dr. Egg Hatton. Yeah, I'm done Dr. Egghatan. I'm sitting on, you know the classic image of Dr. Manhattan on Mars? Yeah. Saying, like, I'm done with humanity. It's that, but it's me and I'm eating eggs and going, mm. Eggs.

I'm like, on like a nest with a big egg. Just sitting there. Eggs. Mm, eggs. I just like the idea of just like, instead of, yeah, I'm, I tire of human. just says m eggs and everything's the same except it's you um eggs

he's gone to mars he's gone to eat eggs he's become a he's yeah who knows what he's become beyond humanity of a you know the molecular structure of reality

I'm gonna go to Mars and eat eggs I'm done with this stupid planet fuck her the only good thing about Earth is the eggs I'm off to go is not egg Mars yeah take all your

eggs and eat them on Mars. This is good. There's a large natural disaster hit Earth today where all our eggs disappeared. And they seem to be on the surface of Mars and Dr. Egg Hatton is stolen the more. Some thought Dr. Egg Hatton that he can just get the chickens. He doesn't have to steal the eggs. Motherfucker stole our eggs? He hasn't figured out with it.

Oh my goodness. Why was that flashing right? Something happened. Yeah. Well, I think I'm not. what that means. Yeah, it's time for the rapper. And on that note, I've been Joel.

I've been Jackson. I've also been Joel. Eat eggs. Eat eggs. Motherfucker, you better eat eggs. And let us know, who would you limitless? Yeah. Chuck it in the comments on, at plumbing.

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More. Come on. 80 more. more at this episode more at this episode more at this shit more of his brain probably yeah

anyway limitless not a good movie but funny to think about goodbye see ya