Plumbing the Death Star - Which Fictional Child Would You Adopt?

Episode Date: May 24, 2026

In celebration or commiseration of Grogru and Mandalorian, we look at fictional children to see which one we'd adopt. Probably could have worded that one better. I can see why the first 4 minutes of the episode happens now. JD has a mental break and tries to find the ninja turtles so he can ensure his new sephew (son/nephew) can become the 5th turtle, Zammit uses his new boy to make himself look like a pillar of the community until the kaiju incident and Jackson can't stop spraying his kid with the hose. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey everyone and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star. I'm Joe. I'm Jackson. I'm also Joel. Plumbing the Death Star is a comedy pop culture podcast and asked the important questions. Like, which fictional child would you adopt? This is secretly a celebration of Mandalorian and Grogu in cinemas soon or now. Or in the past.

Or in the past. If you're listening to this in 2040. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or potentially if it bombs three weeks from when we recorded it. Yeah, yeah. I got a little bit of, I guess, exclusive Mando and Grogu news that's probably only going to be interesting to the people in this room. So you know how we're on like a list for press screenings? Not that one.

That would be crazy. We were too young. I wouldn't have gone. Not quite that young. No. You say a list and suddenly he really gets away from you, you know. You're like, go on, go on, forget I said. We were too old but too young, but would have said no.

We were in the... But we were never asked either. If we were or us. I would have said no. I would have said no. I want to rent the plane. No, thank you, sir. Don't say, don't thank them.

We would have said no and we're going to... He's a powerful guy. I don't want to get in trouble. How do you know me? I mean, I know you and not for... good reasons. Yeah, you should not... I think some bad...

I mean... Obviously, some bad's gonna happen. But like... The fact that you've picked me out, no thank you, sir. Enjoy the rest of your day. Or don't, actually. But I can't say that.

He's very powerful. I gotta be rude. It's really hard to turn down a powerful evil man. No, you should. You should. But it's got to be... It's hard in the sense

that like you got to thread the needle. You need to be polite so he doesn't kill you. Yeah. But you also need to be firm. Hi, sir, I have read the name of your vehicle, and unfortunately, I'm busy. Unfortunately, this clashes. With my proclivities.

Thank you very much for the offer. Obviously, I'm flattered, but not this time. I have my own flight to catch. It's Guilf Airlines. This is safe Okay Guilf is okay Guilf is okay

You can't get in trouble for you're a bad man I am simply a perverse You can't get in trouble for Gilfs And if somebody says it's elder abuse You go no It's elder pleasure I'm pleasuring the old women

Okay the old broads in there They're waiting for me Exactly You won't want to disappoint the old bro Yeah the old brother I'm really going to go. You're looking at the two. They're waiting for.

I'm going to just sweating. I think I handled that well. I think I sorted that out, ladies. I can really use something to calm me down. Take your teeth now, gals. I need to relax. So, you know how we're on, like, the press screening. Yes.

Oh, that kind of list. How long four do you reckon? Oh, we got one for Mando and Grohl. Oh, how fabulous. How fabulous, right? Yeah. So it was like, oh, cool. Oh, you know, clicked.

You know, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll attend. But I noticed it was the ticket was only for one boy. Oh. So I went, oh, well, you know, even though perhaps in the past, I mean, they always tend to be like two. It's usually two only, right? And in the end in the past, it's usually like, well, you know, who's not going to go. And these days, it's just, I'm like, hey, I got a, I got a bait. I can't.

I can't. My beautiful, my beautiful boys. You got a beautiful boys. Yeah. And that's a we go to Freaky a Friday. Exactly. We have wonderful. And Jackson gets pizza stolen from him from a bird.

Yeah. Lie a bird, I mean. So this is where I'm like, well, you know, oh, oopsie, Daisy. I'll go back and I'll go, I'll get, I'll get two. Yeah. And within, within five minutes, it says, well, unfortunately, it's all sold out. So now we're on, on. the waiting list. Oh, damn. I clicked on the first five minutes of getting the email.

So, shockingly, what I was trying to get to was that a lot of people want to see this film. There you go. That is, uh, I would say people want to see it early and for free. Because, uh, one thing I noticed is that the Mandalorian and Grogu, yeah. And this mightn't be exciting to anyone outside of Australia. And the IMAX. Oh, yeah, yeah. IMAX on Tuesday to 19th of May. Oh, damn. Yeah, so, Mandalorian and Grogu, they go big event. I say, you sure about that?

And they go, there's midnight screenings. Okay, a bit a while. I looked at my, so usually with a midnight screening, and again, this is reaching back to four years ago whenever I fucking worked there. But I went to my old work, and I was looking at their ticket sales. Now, there's a gold class there, and there's a regular screen, a V-Max. Yeah. And with midnight screenings, usually you end up selling out all three gold-class cinemas. Of course.

Depends on the movie, sometimes the IMAX midnight screening weren't fully sell out. When I checked, they... Yeah, of course. Yeah, it's like 300 seats. You want to, you know, if you're doing a midnight screening, you can't a sure thing. You'd be like 200. You're making your money. Yeah, of course.

And Gold Class, you know, like, there's like 24 seats in two of the cinemas and the 32 in the other. So it was like, looking at all and I was like, oh, yeah, midnight screening. Oh, oh, none of these say selling fast. They had sold two tickets in Gold Class and 10 in VMAX. Wow. So I really, really don't think that it's going as well as they thought. But the press release, this, like, for the, well, again, the exclusive screening. They were such in a rush to send this out that they're like, you were invited, because there's such a rush to get this out to these.

Oh, wait, so you are invited to the exclusive preview screen. They were in such a rush. They didn't bother. Oh, wait. They wrote exclusive. They wrote exclusive. It's exclusive. They were in such a rush to get this out because they knew everyone would be like hitting that attending that they were very they didn't even have time to print.

That's crazy dude. So we missed out the exclusive. So we didn't even get one ticket in the end. No. Wow. We're on the wait list now. Okay. For the exclusive preview screen.

Exclusive Mando screening. God damn. Should we just fuck up our lives and go to the midnight screening? Yeah. I know our good friend, Joel Zammott. We'll not do that. Where is the midnight screening? Let me check my calendar.

Yeah. Freckin' duh. Okay. What date? I believe that it's midnight. Yeah. The starting... It'll be like 12.01 on the 21st of May.

Yeah, whatever, dude. Wait, can I do that? Wait a minute. I'll just go. Wait a second. Wait a second. I don't want to watch this movie. I can do that. I can absolutely do that.

Oh, my old work has pulled the midnight screenings. Oh my God. That's pretty funny. Hot-diggity dog. I hope those people got their refund. I hope they don't. No, they would have. It's a very...

Not even the gold class? Yeah, they pulled all of it. They would have decided it's not worth staying open for. Fair enough. Those poor two people, but we're going to goal class this. That's so sad. We're so excited for the, you know, the first ever viewing of Mando and... Grogo.

Do you reckon they were a couple? Yeah. Do you reckon they were going to fuck down? No. They're not going to fuck down in gold boss. Yeah, before the movie. You get yourself, you edge yourself. See the movie.

Then climax. Brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they're like, yeah, it's like, I wear the mask. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You are the Mandalorian. I am Groke. And I am Yoda, so that at least it's good.

Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I am Yoda. Yes. I forget Grogu was a child. Yeah, I don't want to end up on that space list. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, because of this. Yeah.

In this movie, Mandalorian and TV show, the Mandalorian, he adopts Grogu, basically. And so we, yeah, I was hired to give the child to Werner Herzog for, who knows why, I've, in some reason, gaslit myself because Werner Herzog wants to eat the baby. That's apparently not true, as Dusha keeps telling me. But I don't know. It's really easy to imagine that he wants to eat the baby. But apparently, that's a lie. Myth. That's a myth.

A fabrication. Midnight screenings are not going well. I've just been looking at a couple. And I was like, why can't I find any anymore? Then I went to The City. Yeah. Which is... Damn, that's crazy.

Yeah, it's busy. Crown has sold 15 tickets, maybe. Maybe people are waiting for the night. Maybe they're doing a classic... Adelaide move. Yeah. Anyway, we thought... Oh, yeah, we thought, hey,

Mandalorian adopted Greenlander. Then he gave him to Luke Skywalker, that Luke Skywalker gave him back. Yeah. Grogu left. You might have missed that if you didn't watch Book of Boba Fett. There's one random episode of a Mandalorian in there. Yeah, exactly. So we thought, hey, what a fictional child could we adopt?

Okay. Yeah. I'll go first. Please, do. Unless you. No, no, no, no, no, no. I feel like Adopt had a question mark there, and that was back to the question. So I'm back.

Okay. I'm going to go with a pretty obvious one and one that I think we've sort of touched on. Interesting. fairly sure we've adopted this child in the past before. Hey, it's always good to adopt a child a second time. But this boy is walking out of the

wrestling and his uncle's dying and I'm standing on the side and go, who shot that man? Oh my God. And then this boy, he walks up and he goes, Uncle Ben, I'm sorry, did I let a man

shoot you? Yeah. And I go, Hey, do you need a new uncle slash dad and I'm going to adopt Spider-Man That's awesome Did you uncle call the police? I like that at some point You know, Bay Parker

It's like, I can't do this I'm going to take you to a man That I know He's very good Joel Douche No, no no, I'm going to interject So like I'm basically like So at wall Uncle Ben's dot

Like because Spider-Man I go, hey didn't you cause this? He's like, shut up! Shut up, you don't tell anybody. I'm not going to tell anyone. We'll keep it. We'll be our secret between me and you, I'll just be your uncle now.

Father and uncle. Foncle. I'll be your uncle. I'll be your fun uncle. Not fun uncle, father uncle. Father or uncle. I will not be fun. I might be.

I'll be my own brother. That's awesome. Whoa, that's hard to achieve. Yeah. So when he's like, hey, do you're going to keep a secret from you, the fact that he's Spider-Man? When he goes, hey, fun-cle. It seems like, I mean, I know he was responsible for example.

You've really disrupted the great-out. That's great. Peter, remember. With great, hey! Hey! It looks like you need a new dad. Hang on, my uncle's saying his last... Oh, he's dead.

With great, you need a new dad? I guess that's great. I think that's what he wanted me to do. What a great dad comes great times. Oh, okay. Welcome to the family, Peter. Okay. Peter Dusha.

Where we go, then? Okay. And then you help. Peter Dusha Jr. Peter Dushr Jr. Is your name Peter Duccia? No. I'm Joel.

I'm Joel. I'm dad. Dad Dusha. Or Funkl Dush. Or your Dada. Oh, your daughter. I mean, you're O'Ava. I get that name from.

Dad, I guess. I'm your dad father. I can be your donkul. I'm your don'tcule, dude. Donkle d'OCHO D. So are you going to move in with Aunt May? No. Okay.

Spider's, Peter Dusha Jr. is moving in with me. He's leaving out, made him wrong. Well, because Peter feels really bad because he knows that, because again. But he didn't. So Peter Dusha Jr. is on the lamb from his arm because he can't face those. Yeah. Okay. And so he sees a kind man.

Maybe I go, yeah. Maybe I go, let's fake your own death. Why not? And he goes, I'm lost right now. How hard to be? It seems like a good idea. I go, well, Uncle Ben died. And also, sure,

his nephew Peter. Yeah. And I adopted a new boy Peter Dusha Jr. Different. Peter Parker died. Peter Dusha Jr. Riebore.

How are you going to make him look different? Well, we're going to move. Yeah, okay. Where are you going? Australia? I guess Melbourne, Australia, does make sense because I'm familiar.

Yeah, and it seems like maybe you're on holiday in New York. Hey, Peter Dusha Jr. You need to break them all of this. I've had a really bad day where I had to pull a lot. lightly turned down of man at an airport. It's got me on edge.

The Guildf Express landed, and I've just come off it, and I see I'm going to get shot. The Guildf Express landed. It looks like I just came from your house. And I do no want to go back there. I've done some things. Trust me, you don't want to go back there. Anyway, so, if you have a way, can go back to, hey, hey, I go, hey, I can show out a ticket back home. Yeah, let's go to a regular plane.

Regular plane. Regular plane. Regular express. The normal express to Melbourne, Australia. We've got a full 14 hours or whatever at a bar. Exactly. And then you... You need to get out of here.

Yeah, you killed a man. I mean, you killed a man and your uncle or whatever. And maybe that Peter Parker fella. Anyway, come on. Yeah. So when you get him back to Melbourne somehow... Yeah. And you go, your Peter Dusha Jr.,

is he going to... Spider-Man? around Melbourne, do you think? He's 16, right? Yeah. I think that, because he has powers at this point. Yes? I guess he probably will, but there, I get... He seems so vulnerable in this moment that he might reveal it to you. Yeah. I'd be like, uh, don'tckel, don't do show. Before we took this trip to Australia and my uncle died.

Yeah, your fault. Yeah. I know. You keep reminding me. With great guilt comes great. Oh, sadness. The idea, well, okay, look, I wouldn't blame. in for that, but like if for some reason in this situation, I knew that he'd... Yeah. I guess, honestly,

I mean, in the movie you get enough context clues. I reckon that if... Kid, I've seen the movie. I understand. I get it. I'm glad of man. I think that if you're standing outside the wrestling, yeah. And then, like, there's a chance that, like, obviously the movie portrays it a little differently.

Yeah. Yeah. But if you're standing outside the wrestling. A Peter comes running out. Yeah. Ben shot. And then it becomes a... Like, you might honestly get enough context clues that Peter... Peter could have stopped the guy that killed this guy. Yeah, yeah, for sure. So maybe...

Look, I will still be praying on that. Because I don't want to live with Aunt May. I would simply like this boy to come live with me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Normal style, new son. Normal style, new son. Exactly. He's your new son, not the boy.

It's just Peter Nusher junior now. It's fine, even. I want a son, not a wife. I want. I want. No, no one. Thank you. I just want my son nephew.

Yes, nephew. My nephew. Yeah, exactly. My none. Bring it back. But then he says, hey, he, uncle. Before we left,

I got bit by a spider. I knew there was something up with you kid because I saw you wrestling and no man could do that normal style. Feels like you saw him wrestling and you're like, I'm going to get that boy. I'm like that boy. Come to Melbourne.

We've got like a kind of wrestling seat there. It's not huge. I reckon you could go, please. I can be a very big fish. Here's what happens. I've had a really rough day at an airport. Yeah.

And then a crazy fly. And then I land in New York and I go, I'm going to get my head straight. I go to the local wrestling. Smart. Smart. Smart. I'll calm you.

I see the human spider or whatever, do all of that. And then I go, what the fuck? I just wanted to see my boy bones. saw? And he got him back. What the fuck? He's going on. He got ripped off or whatever. I go outside to bomb a cigarette

because I go, I need something to ground me. I see a man get shot and then I see Peter Parker run out and I go my brain may be brain. Yeah, maybe you're a fracture that moment you go. Hey, you're a guy that killed bone saw and maybe this guy too. We all want to be my son. Hey, you're having a crazy day. I'm

having a crazy day. I go, hey, looks like you got a lot. Let's get out of. heal. I interrupt the great power speech, I think that's very important. Because if it gets a great power speech, I'm no longer adopting. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It goes no, I've got great power. I've got to go back to my aunt. Yeah, I got to look after this city.

Well, this time I go, I got great power, I got to look after this man who's broke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think he's my dad now. I need help. I need help. We can help each other. He'll. The day I'm describing, I think, would go full psychosis. I think it would fracture my brain. Yeah. He goes,

You're my son, we live in the sewer now. Even though the Teenage Me Ninja Turtles, I think you might be the fifth one. We've got to go find them. Where's that smart rat? Yeah, there's a smart rat training to turtles down. Smart rat's going to make you do good flips or whatever? Come on, Peter Dushu, Jr., deeper, deeper. There'll be Raphael, the Iliano, there'll be Donatello, they'll be the other one.

Michael Angelo, and you'll be Picasso. Picasso, the turtle. But Picasso, the turtle, the spider. That's going to be you. People we must go. People are going to hate you, but the city will be safe. There's a kung fu rat down here, I'm sure of it. He's ugly as fuck and he stinks, but he's so good of kung fu.

You're going to be the best. Picasso, Turtle Spider ever lived. One has a stick and one has swords. You're going to have guns. You're going to be a gun turtle spider. You're going to use gun cart or whatever. I don't know if, I don't know if that rat knows gun, Carter. Who's good at that?

Kong. Maybe we've got to keep... Kong gun. Maybe John Wu? We'll find John Wu. I don't think he's in the sewer, though. He might still be in China. Yeah.

I think the rap might be Chinese. We can ask him. Yeah. It's also funny to imagine. Excuse me, human shit. Have you seen the Chinese rat around? Peter Parker should have questioned this way earlier. I think also

Also, you go here with Peter Parker's funny But Peter Parker Holy Uncle Ben As you're like watching this And then he just like looks up And watches you just get in the And go He's like

Mental break His finishing cigarette Like wanting hair Like Okay Sorry again I gotta find the Nudja Tuddle Ben I will get you to hospital

But I think I might need to help that man He needs to help this man Oh, hey, Peter Dusha Jr. You come and find that smart Chinese rat with me? Thanks, Keith. Thanks, Picasso. He's journey somewhere. Oh, no.

I'm going to be here a while, I think. That's something you don't come out of. That's for Ruffles. That kind of delusion, that's for life, pal. All right, so you're raising your teenage son in the suits. Yeah, yeah. That's a good place to do it, dude. always a good place.

Yeah, I mean, raising Peter Parker as Peter Dusha Jr. To be the fifth Ninja Turtle in a world where the Ninja Turtles don't exist. I start calling him Picasso. Painting him green? Yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes. With slime. And talking to my friend, the human shits.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Maybe they weren't turtles. Maybe they were human shits. Occasionally coming across a rat being like, like, splitter. Splitter. Splinter. You know where John Wu is?

I need to teach our kid. Kung Fu. Oh, you just bit me again. I keep finding splinter, but he keeps biting me. God, I'm so full of pus. Dunkel, I think there might be different rats. No. So I'm full of splintermenters.

They give me splinters, so they're splinters. They give you rat bites. Yeah, same thing. Yeah, let's get up on the surface level and steal some pizza. Steal some pieces and fight crime or whatever. Hit a guy. Hit a guy. Just do a guy.

Just do a guy. Just any guy. Just hit a guy. Name one innocent man. We need money. Just hit a guy. Especially in New York. Yeah, he's a guy.

No one's innocent in New York, Peter. Come on. We're going. What do what happened to our friend, Joel, Dusha? Hope his trip to New York's going good. One bad day. One bad day, dude. Some men become the joker?

Not you. I became something more confusing. Yeah, something about. Beloved husband and uncle died. Nephew still missing The last we have some CCTV footage of him climbing into the sewer after a strange man

Have you seen this man? It's like grainy footage Of a still of someone climbing down the sewer from the back For some reason the only footage The half of you is you finishing the cigarette in one row Huh Yeah, that's awesome, dude I mean if Peter Parker

decided to just jump out of the sewer sorry Picasso Dusha Pete Parker Jr. Peter Dusha Jr., aka Picasso. It's not that hard. I don't know, I was struggling, dude. The fifth turtle.

If he would have just come out of the sewer every now and then, beat the shit out of someone and robbed him. He could do that for a long time. He's super strong. I like to see him scarring on like the city street, like burst out of a manhole, scarring on the city streets, like,

crawling. as if he were climbing a building. Yeah, exactly. But just crawling because he's got that. Yeah. And then just like, yeah, I would be terrified. Absolutely. Actually horrifying.

He punches you once, twice. Rob takes your wallet, steals some pizza, back down the sewer. Yeah. You know, you're living in relative luxury in the sewer. And now you got pizza. I got pizza and just the fumes of human waste, driving me even more crazy. Go getting paler by the day.

Yeah. Covenant scabs and bites. Yeah, dude. Sick from rat, point. Yeah, that sounds really good, dude. Well, what if you took him back to Melbourne and he was like, I'm Spider-Man? I have these powers. What are you going to do with that?

I guess, like, okay, so he tells me, I go, okay, that's all right. I think then I just become a different type of mentor. When he goes, I'm going to sell photos of Spider-Man to Jay Australia Jameson. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Newspaper magnate. To a rupert, Murdoch. Kyle, what's his name? Sandelands.

Yeah, yeah. Hey, you want some of these? He goes, hey, fuckhead, I'm on the radio. A photos, what are they going to do to me? Yeah, exactly. I don't know you do TV or whatever. Yes, I don't you do TV. Hey, we should do.

Are you talking about Kyle Stefanovic? No, I was thinking of the radio guy we all hate. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Carl Stephanov. Not Kyle. Carl Stephanovic, he could probably, he could probably be Australia's

JJ and Jason. Yeah, I would say so. I loathsome man. He seems like he's got hate in his heart. Yeah. Oh, he does. Peter Dushr Jr. Picasso says, Dad, I'm going to go sell, I go, no, you should beat him up. You should beat him up.

Right. I don't want to start fighting crime, too. I want to start stopping crime, I see him. That's okay. Well, hey, if you hate criminals, Carl Stephanovic and Carl Sandelands. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Rupert Murdo. Oh. Yeah, we're talking. He's 95 to... Just give him a good scare. Yeah. I mean, your hand will pass through him like rock through water.

Yeah. I like that you kind of doing the Dexter route, but like, instead of killing serial killers, you're just like, you know, scumbags. Yeah, I think that's a good way of doing. Yeah, I guess like, yeah, just like guidance or be like, oh, I'm trying to earn money, so I'm doing it like this way, but like that's stupid. Yeah, you're an idiot. Or it's not like stupid. It's just like you. You can do other things.

No one can compete with you. Yeah. Like charge whatever. And then if he says no, go somewhere else. Yeah, that is smart. And then go back to him. Yeah. Shake him down for all his...

Shake him down for all his god. Maybe just shake him. Just shake him, dude. That's a fine I add to. A little boy to adopt. Well, a teenager. I guess I'm also gonna go down the teenager. Yeah.

Boko, who is our motivation... He's like 1,000 years old. Yeah, he's a baby, but for the yodas or whatever. That's like... That's an old man for us. Yeah. But I'm gonna, I want to choose... I'm thinking like, what do I want if I'm gonna like a few

I want something maybe a bit easy. Well, it's tricky for you because you've already got a real boy. Exactly. Exactly. You've already got one who's gonna slot in. Will this fictional baby you've chosen, will they become a brother to Johnny Baby? I think so. Okay, that's good.

Now that, like, initially I was thinking like maybe like, you know, that I didn't include Johnny Baby with this whole, like, grand scheme of... The equation. Scheme of mine. Okay. You know what, I think this has a scheme. I'm excited. There's some benefits here.

So I'm going to choose. um, maggot from the X-Men. Oh, why, of course. If you could pick maggot for every answer, you would. I would. Is it a boy? Yeah, he's a little boy, dude. So, uh, this is the wonderful thing about, about maggot is, uh, what he's introduced, uh, he looks like, you could argue a fully grown man.

He's a very, it looks very old. Yeah. You would be like, oh, yeah, that's a guy that maybe is in his 30s. Yeah. But then in, in one issue of X-Men, Beast, he's a very old. is like, wait a second, you're a little boy. You're like 14 or something. Whoa.

He's shazam. You should, I don't know, they just looks a little bit older. Maybe they've never seen like, uh, I don't know, like, you know, a mutant from South Africa before. That's crazy. So they're like, huh, maybe, you know, we thought you were an old guy, but actually, it turns out you're a little boy. Yeah. You should go to Gen X.

And then he went to Gen X for like maybe. You were going to say jail? I was worried. Oh, you're not an old man. We're going to stop killing you instead, put you in prison. Yeah. Exactly. So he goes to Jen next. Everyone's like, oh, Magus joining the Generation of the next team.

No, he appears for like one issue. Then he chuffs off. And that was it for Maggot for a long time. Until he came back as a man? Well, then he came back, but he was in like a concentration camp and died by Mr. Sinister. And he came back though. It's fine. And then he came back again. It's fine. Okay. Whatever. Always as a boy or a man?

No one knows? Don't worry about it. Okay, maggots powers. Two big maggots. So, yeah, he's got several powers, actually. I forgot about one. I was like, oh, yeah, he does have that. A third maggot. A third maggot.

So the main powers, yes, is that he doesn't need to eat. Okay. Well, he doesn't consume food. The maggots eat for him. He doesn't do it normal style. He has two maggots, einy and meini, and they consume the food for him. He should have a third maggot named Moe. You're right.

Yeah. We should have four. Miney and miney too. Yeah. Anyway, you know, you're right. He should have more magnets. He should have iny, mey, Mony and Moe. So he's got

Mo would be my favorite Me too We love Mo the maggot Mo the maggot Are you kidding me dude I'm imagining Evening him Although Meanie the maggot

Meany the maggot's good too I will admit Enie the maggot Like he feels like Enie you need meaning Yeah And Miny Who cares

Are you imagining Moe the maggot With Moe the stooge's haircut Because I am I have moved on From thinking about Moe the maggot

As a man And thinking about Mo's maggot tavern Also good So his powers are Yes he's got Two Two

Slugs or maggots, and they are his, they are his, basically his food source. Yeah, they eat the things, because he can't eat anymore. So, like, save money on food. That's true, but anymore. Well, since the maggots, since he was mutant power activated. Yeah, so, did he have, okay, no, no, no. So, he was a little boy.

Yes, he was born without maggots. I guess so. Well, he was born very sick. Yeah. And, like, everyone did know what he, like, his family didn't know what was going on. Yeah. And then for some reason, Magneto was a romegareto was around. around in South Africa.

He's kind of kicking it. And like he had, you know, like at the standard stomach and so young maggot or it's like it's not Joseph, it's like Jaffeth. Jaffeth. could be.

J-A-P-H-E-T-H. Jaffeth. So he just is like I'm a burden to my family. I'm going to go wandering the desert and die. And then he meets Magneto. And then Maglita was like, what are you doing here? No one's asking, what are you doing? Yeah, Magnetian.

Yeah. And so Magneto helps him out and he uses magnets. Yeah. The power of magnetism. Of course. To reveal maggots, maggots. To get the maggots out of maggot body. Do you think maggots?

You're a mutiny. Oh. Here are your boys. So he was really sick because he had two maggots in him? I guess. Do you think Magid thought Magneto's name was Maget Nito? He was helped by a very brave man named Maget Nito. Yeah.

No, it's just magna. I'm named after magnets. Not the fact that I call the maggots. I can't do this to everyone. Well, maybe Magneto can just control metal and maggots, and we just didn't know. They're very loose with, like, what Magneto could do because he can control the eye in your blood. And I guess it's, if they're in maggots body, there was high in the macs. Maybe they're little metal.

Who knows? But also sometimes they go, Magneto can create metal. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't it funny to imagine you go, okay, say you get the power of like, say you get the power of fire, right? Yeah. You touch a gem. You can do fire powers.

But you can also talk to rabbits. And you go, fuck, what do I, like, do I pick a name that's going to establish both things? Or do I just do the fire stuff? Because you don't want to be fire bunny. Yeah, exactly. And it's not really going to be. Oh, you could. You could.

You could. Scorch rabbit, you know? Yeah, maybe not. But it's not going to, because it's not going to play into. You're just like, I just show it's so funny. Fire bunny. You do something with like a burrow, like hot burrow? Hot hole.

Hot hole. It's being hot hole. Do you have diarrhea? That's got a superpower. Do people usually pick that? Because Sprite gets her name from the X-Men. Like they name her that, I think. As in Kitty Pride.

Yeah. Like, no, she calls herself Sprite. Because it's in days of future past if that happens. Which one? Like the comic or the... The comic. Yeah. Because she calls herself Spride, but then she calls herself ShadowCat.

Don't she dresses weird. Yeah. I don't know if, like, yeah. Also says a word, she shouldn't. Yeah, that's true. But I'm just thinking, you get a power and you go, great, I know how to theme myself. Easy. And then you get one discorded other power.

Like, did Magneto name himself Magneto? He's a master of magnetism. I hope he, well, maybe. He should have got himself metal needo first of all. Yeah. Well, like, some of them seem to name themselves. Some of them seem to be like, like, named by the press, sort of thing. They call me.

Magneto and my gang of cool guy is the Brotherhood of Evil Mutin, so we're going to call ourselves the Brotherhood of Evil Muton. I called myself, Professor X. Sorry, I called myself. I called myself.

Hi, I got shot for the 1920s gangsteret, but I'm still Professor X. A boop, boop, she? To me, my X-Men, she. Let's got two gaddling guns and go roll on the McGillacutty gang. Yeah. Raja-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

People seem to pull me the Death Star is so used to Professor X's like old man voice and I forgot what he sounded like as a young man. Yeah. I'm going to call myself, Professor X, see? And I'll hit him with a boop, boop, boop. A boop-boop. I'm nudging.

My hair is falling out and my legs are not working anymore. I'm going bald. Ah, but I'm just a little boy. I'm going bald. D. Wes. Boop, I've started a school. For scoundrels and scumbags. Scoundrels and scumbags.

Just like me. See? That is how he sounds. You're right, actually. But as he gets older, he turns into that other voice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm aware. Do you think Magneto? I know X-Men.

If I saw Magneto spelled in a paper, I'd think his name was Magneto. Yeah. Well, I just like, what I love about Magot is that he's, you don't know his name. really like his mutant name. Yeah. Without like, really God. No, I was just thinking about being like, oh no, it's Magneto. Just my-N-D-O-N-D-O-W-Magneto.

As Magneto's flight? No. It's actually Magneto. Excuse me. It's Magneto. Because it's so near. You've gone really smell. You've got to hit my Dracula rate or some shit, dude.

Is it vampire? Whatever happened in this issue of X-Men where Charles is it 20 skanks from Magneto's Dracula? We gotta fight that Dracula, boys. I'd like to see you thrice. It's me, the great Magneto, Magneto, I mean. There's metal in your blood. Whig, everybody, put away your tommy guns. They'll use this against Magneto.

Get out your belly clubs and let's bat him with them. Let's get them up. No, no, no. But it's my only weakness. Wood and fire and steak through my heart. And the gun actually also, if you're quick enough, that will kill me too. But I can't be looking. Ah, ha, ha, ha.

Wow. This is a good issue. X-Men raise. But yeah, with maggot, like, you don't know. Like, you know, you're like, oh, he's called maggot, but he's got two teeth. Yes, that, why is that? I don't know. Because it's two maggots, I guess.

Yeah, that actually makes sense. Yeah. So you're like... I'm rare Jackson Bailey win. Exactly. Chalk it up. baby, a J.BW. The first one on the board.

I just happen to be nominated. Yes. He's got the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the magnets. I was going to be his magnets. No, we're talking about it, leave it too much. His magnet. Nope. They acted to dead.

Damn it. His maggots. Uh-huh. Which are his, yes, they eat anything and they basically like, oh, where your food sauce, which also means that I think from memory, they also heal him up good as well. Okay. So, they kind of share, uh, so it's a sentient digestive system. And once they eat a lot of stuff, he goes blue.

Nice. He goes bluer, which means he's got like, you know, enhanced strength, durability speed. So when he's full, he becomes like super powered. Yeah. He's also got size alteration, apparently. Super eating! What a great power to have. Talopathic resistance, so I can't read his mind.

Oh, I guess that's just been like... His mind split over two maggots. Because he's got like a psychic link to his maggots. So apparently there's a... Whenever a talepath tries to read their mind, they receive a backlash effect that disrupts their focus and can induce feelings of fear and foreboding. I'm sad it's not nausea.

What are you thinking of? Oh, maggot thoughts. I don't like these maggot thoughts. He's also got symbiotic healing. So if he gets a little boo-boo, maggots eat something, and he gets healed up. That's pretty good. What is digestive growth?

It's funny to have one of your organs. Something weird. It's not a left field. Psychometric recall. Of course. Like a maggot. So allowing him to read the past events that transpired in his immediate area. Okay.

Like a maggot. I guess a maggot eats like carrion and corpses and they're from the bars. Yeah, that's a really good point, Jackson. I'm gross-gupped up. Another Jackson lost. No, no. There's so many owls. One.

Bobby is all I ask for, dear. Damn it, shit. Corpses aren't from the past. I mean, there are. No, no, I would say that the... It's the past of the animal. It's the past. The animals is the park.

No, no, you're digging a hole because that's not... Because if I'm in the now, the corpse is in the now. The animals in the past. Also, it's not what it eats. He's just at an area. He's like, let me have a quick squeeze of what happened around here. So, you know, hey, I like that we're going to be a, like, this is your fire bunny situation.

Well, I have two maggots that eat for me, and most of my power is around those maggots, but I can also see in the past of a little limited air of what happened here. I'm probably not going to incorporate that into my theme and all caution. Yeah, can't be past maggot. Maggates. Yeah. I'm maggots, as in, you know, the past of, yeah. Maggotid?

Yeah, I'm maggotid. Yeah, I'm maggotid. Yeah, I'm a past tense maggotid. Yeah. You're maggots, but I can also see a little bit of the path in an area. It's like a small little where I'm at. Oh, yeah. What do we think of this?

No? No, no, no. I also like him being, like, having, like, Talekinesis protection means that... Telepathy. Oh, sorry, telepathy. Telepathy. What am I saying? Telepathy protection just means that at one point, they've brought Magut back.

And Professor Rex, Orgy and Gray has gone to do something like, what if Maggot... Maggot must remember. He's keeping secrets. Oh, my God. Let me raise your mind, see? Oh, God. Oh, gee whittles. Those are some awful maggots.

Time for maggot to sleep with the fishes, eh? Oh, God. Ah, a maggot, there's a lot of concrete shoes for your maggots, I think, in your future. Ah, sure, you can read the past, but can you read the future? Time for a shallow grave for maggot in the back of the ex-manson. Yeah. Next to Jimmy Hoffa. An Al Capone.

An Al Capone. Is maggot a good son because, like, you don't have to feed him? Well, I was going to eat your house. So it's good for being a son. Because one, yes, he's like, you know, he's not going to eat me out of house and home, but maybe he will eat my home. Yeah. But he can't eat his dirt.

Yeah. Which is great. That's really good. It scraps, you know, if something my boy's not eaten, he can eat the thing. Yeah. Plus, two inbuilt pets. Yeah. They are disgusting.

They are disgusting. Johnny Baby will have, you know. Exactly. He's got two cats and two maggots to play with. Well, we might not have two cats anymore, because I reckon those cats will get et. Sadly, I think that this could be the end of the one or two of the cats. One of them will try and play with the maggots. And we'll sadly get et.

The other one, scared. Yeah. You might have two maggots, one cat. How much is dirt? As in like, it's everywhere. Yeah, but I mean, like, he's going to, well, you're going to have a pit in your backyard? Why is it going to be my backyard? Maybe it's a neighbor's backyard.

Oh, maybe it's a local park. Turn is everywhere with those with shovels to dig. Yeah. What if I go down to the local tip? And I'm like, oh, that's true. Eat up. Actually, that's a good point. If you adopt, because now you're getting something that I never got,

which is you're using your boy to make you look good. Yeah, yeah. I'm thinking my boy and get rid of trash. Yeah, you could go, you could fix, like. But it is funny to say that's making you look good because, like, the other parents being like, he doesn't want like a cheeseburg? He's happy eating garbage. He's not eating cheeseburg.

The baggers are eating cheeseburger. Wait. The maggots. The maggots, maggots, maggots. Yeah. Get massive. Like, as they eat, they get bigger. Oh, yeah, okay.

So, in one issue, there was a little bit of a little tiny insignificant woo-woo problem. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I think during the Krakow and resurrection, one of them goes a little bit haywire and becomes as big as a klyju. Okay, that is an issue. That is. That's probably bad, but then...

That's one. But then does maggots solve it? Because his maggots, he just reabsorbs it. Yeah. And you got a big son, but all while. It comes as large as a kaiju as it made its way back to Krokoa in a rage. In a rage!

Why was it pissed off, dude? Very big. Out of maggot too long? Very big. You did win on a binge eating spree. Don't make your boy eat the tip. Okay. So eating does make...

the maggots big. But he could just eat, you're right. Yeah, you're just going to feed your maggots normal boy style. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's not from memory. But you're trash. I think that was if a maggot and, uh, Meany was separated.

Oh. So he, like, didn't, he couldn't transfer that, um, delicious nourishment to the boy. To the boy. How'd they get separated? I think I want to say Meany got kidnapped or slugnapt. To kidnap him. That's actually really fucked though. Yeah.

I think. Maggot don't know. Like, the, like, mean, he don't know. Yeah. Because it's a maggot. This maggot, this is a little boy's stomach. And they go, why do we want this? I don't know, dude.

Trust me. Magneto's told me to get it. I can't wait to meet him. I've only read his name in the paper. I can't wait. But I, yeah, in all the missives he gives me, I'm trying, I'm auditioning for the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants. Yeah, I think he'd be a fun place to enjoy.

Yeah. Do you think that he'll let me join when I call him Magneto? Yeah. It's a pleasure to meet you, Magneto. Oh, the metal in my body! All the blood, it's coming out of my paws. He's pulling all the blood out of my balls. Oh, my God.

I said paws, but no. Why, Magneto? Magneto is pulling all the blood out of my balls. This is painful in a way I don't have words for. What did I do wrong? Magneto, please. Magneto, I didn't meet him. Oh, my balls hurt, Magneto.

My balls They ache Because you're blowing all the blood out Of the blood out of my balls Magneto I'm gonna dry balls You desicating them Please

And then he's got it hovering at his hands It's like you're hovering The bangling by the balls Oh It's Magneto Oh Egg on my face I am so sorry

Please put my balls down I'll only have a red I'm pleased out the blood back in my balls But gently Yeah If I get all the blood back quick That'll hurt too Wow

I try balls And raising a maggot in Australia Is keeping in his original inception As the author Originally intended him to be Australian Because if you look at his early appearances He speaks with an Australian dialect Which then after a while

I guess when Joe Kelly came in he started using the Afrikaans lexicon's That's really funny A really funny move That's really good Yeah dude

Maggot first son I like it I think it'd be very You know And yeah you got Yeah Two two inbuilt pets Yeah

That don't have to worry about them dying And having to teach you know Yes that's true A kid to be like I'm sorry Fido died Yeah He was old He was bad

He was 12 years old Which is all I know you are 12 But he did You are I get it. Well, you will one day. But you don't need to worry about that.

I'm going to die first. As you can see, I'm older than 12, and I'm not dead yet. But I will. Daddy will die. And you're going to have to plan the funeral. Yeah. That's a grim reality, kid. If I have maggot as a son, why, if I died, the maggots could eat me,

and then everyone could just assume I left. Yeah, I went on a boat. Daddy's got a very important job for you to do. Daddy dies, you need to eat him and fake his death. Yes. There will be men coming to look for me. You've got to eat him and then be like he's missing. Yeah.

There are men who are where he went. And I'm going to combat that. I'm going to combat that by dying anyway. I don't get your plan. Like I was being like, I'm just going to avoid the natural passing and just kind of like, you do, sidestep that whole discussion. Your plan, I don't know. I'm like, I've made some horrible.

Yeah. deals with the mob and I don't want to wear concrete, kill myself. So I'm going to die of natural causes anyway. And you're going to hit my body. I'll be dead. I guess. To stop being dead and they're going to fake my death by really being dead. Please tell me your, you're like, give me three steps. Okay.

Give me a five-step plan, but honestly at this point, three will do. Step one. Yeah. Get eaten. Die natural causes. Yeah, die natural causes. That's step one. That's a bad step one.

Because now you haven't laid any plan out. Okay, Jackson dies. Yeah. Oh, okay. My son eats me. Yeah. Then the men come. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. And I'm nowhere to be seen. Uh-huh. And I'm good. I'm in the clear. Okay. My legacy is not tarnished.

What? What do you mean? the issue. When the men come, do you not think that will tarnish your legacy? I go, where is he? And my boy, Magick goes, I don't know, he left. And the men go, well, we're going to keep tracking him down.

And they leave my son alone forever. Because they've got to, like, all right, we're going to kidnap your son and family. Often a lot of people. Well, that's, I'm dead at that point. You don't care what happens. It's out of my hands. You dying of natural causes or the people who want you dead to kill you. Well, who said that they wanted to kill me?

You did. They just want to get me. That's fair. I wouldn't trust you either. They just want to get me and they hear that I've died in the obituary or whatever. My son eats me. Wait. So, you're not hiding the fact you died.

Well, yeah, I guess I should. Why? No, right, because you don't want them, you want, you want them to keep looking for you. To think you're the lamb. Yes. The men that are coming. When the men are coming, and they are coming, okay, so that I can pay for what I've done. Okay, they can't find me.

Unpaid hotel pornor rentals. Eaton at so many total roads. Never paid for them. Yeah, and so the man are coming But they arrive at my house, knock on the door My son, maggot says, Dad left last night We don't know where he is He's eating the car too

And the old, the man go, shit, okay We'll try and find him Thanks a bunch A maggot eating a car might draw some suspicion He does it in the dead of night Or parks in your garage Yeah Under the cup of garage

He eats the car You could be in the car And the Macon would eat you One meal That's good That's a great idea. Yeah. You don't have to die as well.

You could just, you could be, you could die by getting naked. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't need to die of natural causes. I say this is for the best, son. Get your maggots to eat daddy. There's some men coming. This feels similar to like, you know, Park Kent dying. Don't worry, kid, I got this.

They're going to say some horrible things about me, son. Yeah. Don't believe them. That's why you're going to eat daddy. I would never unpaid for porters. Okay, I pay. Daddy pays. The hotel matter comic.

They're going to try and kill Daddy, but we're getting ahead of the game. In the hotel, me. No, no, no, no, no, no. You don't want that blood on your hands, Magna. No, dude. He just put your dad. Kill your own dad. That's safe for.

Cleaner. It's clean, dude. I was going to pick Peter Pan. Oh. He doesn't have to worry about him. He's up in Neveland. He's up in Neveland. So you're going to adopt him and then ignore him.

Yeah. Maybe I get some money from the government, you know? Where's your boy? Yeah. Where's my boy? How's you getting mine? I don't know. He comes to the window every night and he reads stories to my other kids.

Wait, so Wendy and stuff for your other kids? Yeah. So incest you've now created. Incest? Yeah. Why? When? Peter Pan and Wendy.

Well, I don't let them have sex. Also, are they, they're not these biological. Yeah. It's still... It's not good. If Jackson adopts Peter Pan and that makes Wendy and Peter Brothers... He's adopting Wendy and Peter Pan. Yeah, exactly.

That's on Jackson at this point. That's still brother and sister. I said I'm not going to let them have sex. Relax! When Peter Pan comes the window, I say, you can do whatever the fuck you like in Neverland, but don't you fuck Wendy, you little scumbent. Get out of here, you bastard.

It's really, really, really. really good you've adopted him and he flies in the window and you're staying in his spray with her as fuck off! Get out of you! You're not going to fuck my other-a-bossed, leave her alone. I'm just... I have a couple of questions. One, why do you think... You're adopting Tinkerbell too?

Why is the government going to give you money for losing a child? Two, when do you and Peter Pan bang? They don't bang. They're not friends. They're in love. I don't know, man. It's like a child's love. Mostly I aren't like...

In Peter Pan, there is no scene where they have sex. Okay? I'm telling you. I understand. Is it imply? No. I've seen Hook. Is it implied in Hook?

I don't think so. I think they love each other. But I don't think there's ever implied banging. Unless Dush has watched some awesome porno version of Peter Pan. Didn't pay the bill at the hotel. Now needs to be eaten by his son. They have a crush on one another. The original book.

Platonic and Meta. Yeah, because Wendy's like a mum to the lost boys. Yeah. Yeah. 2003 film explicitly portrayals of romantic connection. Yeah. But they don't bang. That's why.

And even if he thinks about banging her, that's why I've got the hose. Okay. Came away from my damn window. Leave my kids alone. Okay. Do you imagine that it's going to be like a hook situation where it's like, yeah, my son's at Nevilleland, but then he comes back? Yeah, probably at some point. well.

Oh, but then again, you're really old and made me dead by this. Yeah, yeah. He comes back and he says, Dad, why did you spray me with the hose? And I say, who are you? Because I got so much fucking dementia at that point. I don't know what's going to. Okay, yeah.

So Maggie Smith is playing, apparently a 92-year-old Wendy in the hook. So if that's your adoptive daughter as well, I'm dead. By the time hook happens, I'm dead. You're dead. Peter Pan's visiting my grave and saying, I don't know why he did that.

Why do you start me? me, why do you spray me with the hose? It's truly mysterious. I guess to adopt him, I'd have to bring him into the sort of real world. Well, you can go to Neverland. No. You could be a Neverland, Dad. I don't want to do that.

Neverland. Neverland sounds dangerous. I got to adopt my, yeah, I'm taking, you know, my son's taking me to work. I don't know what the fuck is happening. I could visit Neverland. Is Neverland Peterpins job? No, I'm so confused. This little fucker flies?

Yeah. Anyway. I would visit him in Neverland. Oh, what the fuck is this? Wait a second. Are these my adoptive grand-jew? Who are these kids? Where are their parents, Peter, Ben? Is this your job? They're the last

boys, Dad? What the fuck does that mean? You should find them. Find these kids' parents, dude. This is not good. These are your kids? Are these my grandkids? There's some parents out there that don't have a hose. You've been fucking, Peter?

You're fucking everyone's daughters, Peter? What, Dad? Okay, never mind. Wow, that's not what a Native American looks like. This island sucks. Wow. Holy shit, Peter. Whoa. Did you do this, Peter?

What the fuck? And this is where you live? This is your island. Or work, maybe? Oh, job. Send me back. We should close this down. I got to talk to my therapist about this.

How do you get to the Netherlands? You got a second start of the ride and then on until midnight from memory. is the only navigation we get. Well, first of all, if Peter's taking me to Neverland, he goes, Dad, think of a happy thought or whatever. And I don't know, I'm at hitting a rat with a hammer. Spraying him with a hose. I get so happy, I slay him into the roof.

Damn! Whoa, Peter. Not that happy, Dad. Sorry. I was just thinking about spraying you with a hose. And hitting a rat with a hammer. And God, I've never grinned. Oh.

What's happening? Peter, how do I get down? Take some bad thoughts, Dad. You don't get into the hose and not spraying you with it. Oh, my bad thoughts are just like the guy at the 7-11 being like, yeah, sorry, that's not enough for the hot dog.

Slam him to the ground. I'm so angry. Oh, fuck, Peter. Help me get to some middle ground here. Dad, I don't fucking, it's nice. He's calling me, dad. Dad, I don't know how to help you with this. And then, yeah, we fly.

to Neverland on through the night She shoot up and down in here slamming into the cobblestones In the open for Limpria The fuck Oh fuck Then I get very bruised And this is your racist

Os Island little boy What the fuck? Jesus Christ Who made this What the hell? Did you do this? No dad, okay Who did this thing?

Then I mean Captain Hook I guess He goes, there's a man, another man here? Bro, what is happening? I want to kill your son. What? Why? Just spray him with a host like I do. That keeps him out of trouble.

Yeah. Yeah, your son made an alligator bite it off. My son made an alligator. So you are a looted. Did he make the island? Like, he made the alligator? You make the island? Man.

I'm trying to figure out what the fuck's going up there. Because I've seen photos That's not what they look like That's horrible It's not how they talk either I don't understand I'm here because I'm here with my son I'm visiting him at his job

Yeah And says take that to work day or whatever Yeah And now I'm here He can fly He can fly What are you doing here? What are you pirates?

What year is it? Jolly Roger What the fuck? Why are you the adult man here? You just say Whale away. Why would you want to hang out? Hang on.

Hang on a second. What kind of island is this? Wait, wait a second. Wait, what, yeah, what island were you trying to get to where you got lost? Yeah. I got to take my son off this island. This is a bad place. You're on a list.

You're on a list. Peter, we're going home. Other lost boys, you can sort yourself. Yeah. Stay lost. Get found, whatever. Get lost. Do not go with that man.

No. Stay away from the hook, man. Okay. That would be my advice. All right, Peter, take me off. Yep. Fuck! Into the sky, down again.

That's how I do it. You don't have enough change for a hot dog. Yeah, it's really sad. It's a bummer, dude. Obama, just counting out the coins. To think about hitting a rat with a hammer. Oh, that's a good memory. Then we get back.

It's a memory, dude. And then... The happiest moment of my life, Peter, was number three, adopting you. Number two squirting you with a hose. Number one, that one time I managed to hit a damn rat with a hammer. I threw the hammer and my aim was incredible that day. Just obliterated that rat.

Yeah, dude. And I loved spraying you with the hose. And now that you're back permanently, I guess I'll be doing that quite a bit. Don't talk to Wendy. Don't talk to Wendy or I'll spray you with the hose. Here's my little secret. You can talk to Wendy because then I get to spray you with the hose. If you want to work out a deal where in exchange for talking to Wednesday,

I get to spray you with those. Heaps. I'll be down for that. These are my kids. This is Wendy. These are the two other boys, possibly Mitchell. And the wet one, that's Peter. That's Peter Pan.

He's a scoundrel and I squirted with my hose. He used to be able to fly, but not anymore. He's too wet. I think he's too wet. He's not happy enough. I'm breaking his spirits slowly, so he doesn't go back to that island. Not through anything fucked up, though. No, just spraying him with the hose.

Yeah. You're doing it. These islands around, you've got to protect your boys. You've got to protect your boys. You're going to protect your boys. Spraying him with a hose. It keeps him out of trouble. Keeps him out of trouble.

Straight and narrow. Yeah. Nose clean. Yeah, it's pretty good. It's a good life. Bustcate the sprained with a hose. Yeah. Spraying it with the hose is the main thing.

Yeah. Mostly what I'm doing these days, really. Well, sounds like a beautiful love. That's what I'm thinking, dude. Spraying my son, Peter, with a hose every day. Yeah. Sounds awesome.

I'm living in the sewer With my boy The fifth ninja turtle Zammat's boy is Eating the track Yeah Yeah We've made good choices

We've got three beautiful sons Oh absolutely Raising him right Right finally raising them right dude Instilling on them the values I believe in Yeah Exactly you know

Getting sprayed with a hose Sprague That's about it really Yeah Well We did it Yeah And on that note, I've been Joe

I've been Jackson I've been Joe How good was that? Let us know in the comments below Exactly Who's the best child? Who did the best job Raising the beautiful boy?

Which member of Plumming the Death Star Do you wish was your father? Yeah, that's a question They go, father or daddy? And I go, Father! I see the comments. Yeah.

No. Get Jackson's hose. Exactly. We'll be Jackson's host. This morning, I was trying to make myself some... Whoa, bonus, bud. Whoa. And I was holding Johnny Baby. And I was trying to spread some peanut butter and some toast and realizing that I needed both my hands.

I had to put him down. I'm sorry. I was like, Daddy needs two hands to do this. And I was like, ah, two-hand daddy. Is that a good nickname? Don't like it. Yeah. Don't like that at all.

You don't know, two-hand daddy. That's not the one to be two-hand daddy. No, no. And then he was like, cuddle? And I'm like, cuddle. Cuddle Daddy? No. Don't like that either.

I don't know. I don't think you can have a... Podcast Daddy, Paul. No, that's also not good. No, that one's chill. That one's chill, everyone. You can say that about Zammett. Yeah.

I saw someone recently, I'm just going to bring this up while we're in the post show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. What about YouTube videos? Joel Zammat's too handsome for this podcast. Let's talk about that. They said, what's he doing here?

He's too handsome. No, you don't know me. Are you kidding me? You kidding me? You don't know shit about fun. Yeah. You think any of us are above this? Would be out.

I'm above this. I'd be doing someone else. Exactly. I'm well paid. Respected. This is exactly the level we're meant to be at. Yeah. Okay?

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