Plumbing the Death Star - Which Real Life Animal Would Make the Best Pokemon?

Episode Date: August 11, 2024

In Pokemon-realm there’s only three things to do: fight, breed or sell bicycle and the Plumbing Boys are all out of Pokemon. There might also be beauty show? We’re unclear if that’s true. There���s a lot of horse kick math from the leading experts of getting kicked in the head (by horse) that results in a very bad day at the circus and realising that a lot of animals struggle against rock, hate being on fire and cannot body electricity. Jackson chooses sell bicycle and picks snake in a very simple 3 or 4 step plan to make a million dollars that mostly involves shaking down a kid and then faking getting really sick. JD gets on his soapbox about dog shows and Zammit just wants to think about bears. It’s a lot of thinks about animals this week but there’s one thing we cannot deny, a cassowary is god’s most sinful creationLinks to everything in our linktr.ee including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+If you’re in Melbourne or the UK and want to see three beautiful idiots live and in the flesh, head on over to https://www.sanspantsradio.com/events/category/live-shows/ and grab your tickets today to see us in Melbourne, London, Edinburgh, Manchester and/or Birmingham. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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I'm Joel. I'm Jax. I'm also Joel. Plum in the Death Star is the comedy pop culture podcast that asks the important questions like... Which real life animal would make the best Pokemon? POKEMON POKEMON POKEMON

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POKEMON Pokemon, define. Pocket Monsters. Pocket Monsters. Pocket Monsters. Pocket, define. It's like a hole in pants. No.

Wrong. Buh-Bow. Pocket Define. It is like something made of fabric you sew into other clothes that you can put things in. Mmm. Damn it wins. Define Monster, Jackson.

Like a spooky guy. Wrong! I don't think I had any chance there no What an animal yeah, not quite yeah, yeah, so basically Pokemon is basically like a fucking fucked up freaky animal okay none of them are normal. They're all fucked up Yeah, and they fight heaps sometimes. They're just guys. Yeah, that's like mr.. Mime It's just a little dude with no pants on. Sometimes they're offensive guys like jinx. Yeah So in this world we've picked a real Pokemon. Yeah, real animals. Excuse me. Yes. Are we in the world of Pokemon?

Yeah, am I 10? Is that dogs? I always forget this is it real dogs in Pokemon? No, there are in the early anime some fish and some of the Pokedex entries in the early games refer to real-world animals like they're like it's as fucking sick as an elephant or whatever but... You have phrase. It's a fucking sick as an elephant. I'm a sick as an elephant. We are ten we go to be like all right you gotta get your Pokemon and they have like the regular ones they've been taken up because we have once again slept we slept through it and now that we have left We've got like I don't know a horse a bear and some kind of rabbit or whatever

Okay, smell this yeah your dealers choice, and then they you know we can also they can fit into a park Okay, oh, so they're going in a pokeball to it still works. Yeah, okay? I was thinking I pick a really big snake a snake. Like one of those snakes that like, you know the snakes that hide in the tops of trees and they jump down on guys? Like an arboreal snake I think that's what? Yeah, but like an anaconda size. Like one big enough that it can eat a guy.

Yeah. Yeah. But the problem, yeah, okay. Cause I was gonna say, with those that large, they'll usually like, you know, they'll take down say one oxen. Yes. Yeah. And then they'll will nap for the next 30 days We'll just do it slower

What slower? My Pokemon Fight all the jeans. Oh, yeah, like what is your poker? That's what I mean. Like what's your Pokemon? Pokemon journey. Well, it's like we're gonna be the best there is or if I know this part, you know Pokemon There's multiple paths. You can go. No one of them would be bicycle sales This bike is one million dollars one million You know Pokemon, there's multiple paths you can go. One of them would be- Bicycle sales. This bike is one million dollars. One million dollars. Remember like Dr. Wilson?

Yes, except I think he says it differently. I'm not clear on that. I'm not sure about that. No, but the bicycle salesman, he sells his bike for exorbitant prices. Yeah, but then he- I'll do that with my snake and I'll say, if you bring this back, kid, my snake will eat you.

Bring what back? Bring what back? The bike. So you're trying to sell a bike for a million dollars and then you've got a snake to threaten them that they can't bring it back. Why would someone spend a million dollars on a bike? It's not a very good bike.

So they spend a million dollars, step one, buy a bike okay okay purchase take it alone so I can get a small business selling shoddy bicycles mm-hmm but the bikes are garbage okay hey I sell them for a million dollars okay million poker bucks yeah yeah step five a kid comes in uh comes in to buy the bike

Son he gives me the cash yes, he gets on the bike yes, he rides it falls apart instantly uh-huh he's Springs is growing or whatever Because the way it fell apart and he comes back to me and he says your bike fell apart. Yes Get the fuck out of my store. Uh-huh. I snake-a-leach your dead kid. That's my business strategy. So that's your Pokemon journey No, no, no, no. You're gonna have to shake down a kid Okay, well you will only sell one bike, but that's okay. It sounds like that might be enough to pay off your loan Maybe yeah, so yeah, okay this still works because you've involved an animal Yeah, so the kid leaves mm-hmm kid comes back with an adult that throws out their Pokemon uh-huh

No Pokemon in the store. Sorry no Pokemon in the store I will call the police. You have shook down a kid in the world of Pokemon who can prove that Uh, is it? The kid? I turned off the security cameras No evidence. The bike that fell apart the fact he has no Kids in the world of Pokemon who can prove that? Cameras So then okay, all right, you've turned off the security cameras so the shakedown you can deny uh-huh So you got Johnny kid and Johnny dad? Johnny dad's like hey you ripped off my kid. Yeah. I've never seen you before in my life. Is this not your bicycle? Don't think so.

It says Janko brand on it. That's you isn't it? Why would I think that? Is this a Janko store? Where am I? There's a lot of Pokemon arguments. I'm pulling the Amnesia trick. There's a lot of Pokemon arguments in the realm of Pokemon.

Are they sorted by Pokemon battles? Well, no, I think it's more that that is just, it's not necessarily that an argument is settled like that. It's like this, it's like the kid came, imagine the kid came back into my store and said, your bike broke down and I pulled a gun. It was like, get the fuck out. And then he brought his dad in

and his dad pulled a gun on me. That's kind of what's happened here. Yeah, exactly. So you said I pulled a snake on the kid. And the dad. And the kid just left and then came back with dad. And the dad pulls a frickin'. Prime ape.

Prime ape, oh. I'm about to be torn apart. Well, cause Pokemon don't traditionally die in Pokemon battles. But a snake can. But Pokemon eat real life animals. Yeah. So prime apes are not going to have any issues

to tearing your snake in half. So again, is a veganaconda, are they quick? Are they agile? Well if they've just fed, probably not. But they haven't fed because you just threatened a kid. And when they have just fed, if they are in danger, they will tend to like just regurgitate and vomit up the thing they just ate so they can run away. Snake, use vomit! Run! Snake vomits up a dead kid.

Ummm. You know, I don't think you can deny this one, Jackson. Where am I? I didn't know we did it! Who am I again? What's my name? Jackson? Am am I? I didn't know he did it. Who am I again? What's my name?

Jackson? Hi! Jackson? I didn't say Jackson. What? You must be thinking of someone else. Sorry, I'm so sick! I'm not the son of a couple of Jacks.

That's a crazy name. I'm so sick right now. Are you sick or amnesiac? I am so sick. I gotta lie down I think. I can't remember anything and I'm gonna throw up! Yeah, you know... It's like you're piling excuses on top of each other. My memory issues make me...

Someone should clean up! Oh my god, what happened to this kid? Whose steak is this? Not mine! Oh, I hate steaks! I hate steaks famously! I mean, I don't remember that about me! Maybe I have a fear of steaks? I couldn't possibly own it. I am scared! Can you get me a glass of water? I couldn't possibly I'm scared

Just watching me jump co bicycle store just just close it for the day Wouldn't care because it's not clearly my money cuz I own this but I just morally be wrong to But I'm definitely of strong moral fiber Strong, more-fieble. I'm a good guy! My moral compass, my moral compass, boys! Then open the door, and it's like two glass windows, and you just see me run. Oh my god! I'm in such trouble! Oh no!

Into the tall grass. Stuck by a grimer. Into the tall grass Stepping into a grimer getting stuck turning around the cops. They're standing at the edge My time is come. Well my plan didn't go so well. I got killed by police Well traditionally there's three roots Yeah Opening a bicycle store that's possibly a front for serial killing? Are you sure? That's crazy.

Wow, I'm shook. Okay. So in recent games, they've kind of like opened it up a little bit for you to do that, but most of the time it's just Pokemon trainer that wants to beat the elite form, become the champion. But there is also Pokemon breeder. Oh and Pokemon You can do the like beauty shows

What's the one pretty yeah like dog training? What is he? What do you call where you put the dogs? There is a best in show it's crazy Best in show I think that is fucking Unbelievable that this is real. Yeah in best in show they assess the dogs testicles. Yeah, that's fucked Yeah, oh this as but as in like you would prefer they ignore the testicles like what like a like a puritan Okay, they should just be not neutral. If I'm assessing a dog, and you ask me to assess the entire dog, I assume that means the entire dog. Yeah, well I mean, they should-

Imagine this, you have a beautiful schnauzer. It is gorgeous. It's a silky fur. Wonderful coat. It's got a beautiful coat. It's so behaved. But then you get around the back and it's the mankiest testicles you've ever seen Be they look like they have run over gravel. They're scabby. No, I

Fall apart It looks like Maybe this blitz bleeding in so open source Maybe this bling is bleeding in so-so- Open source? The owners- But the rest of the dog is beautiful! You're telling me that you want the judge to ignore that grotesque? I think I'm being like, hey time out!

It's time for this dog to go to hospital. I think the owners of- I don't know what the hell's happening here. I swivel the dog around- Hell! Oh Jesus! This dog's nuts are fucked. Yeah, cause they assess the nuts and how I guess good they are, but they don't- It's not like they're like, hmm this dog's nuts are fucked. Yeah, cuz they assess the nuts and how I guess good they are But they don't it's not like they're like mmm. This dog has a shitty asshole. Yeah

Well, okay, well let me pitch you two scenarios. You've got two No, but like shitty is in like bad I'm giving you you get two Bulldogs. No British Bulldogs done one has the tiniest nothingest, you know, just like suck as nuts. You know, like if you were valuing the nuts alone, if it was best in nuts or whatever, these ones are obviously smaller, they're inferior nuts. Because you're like, oh, it's obvious it's dog balls and those dog balls are not obvious. But the other dog has wonderful, pendulous, you know, very clearly superior nuts. Yeah. And I have to make an assessment between the dogs. Like they're the Jungian dog nuts. Yeah, okay.

Well, platonic ideal of dog nuts. Now, let me picture this. Okay. Uh-huh. The dog with the beautiful testicles has one of the worst dog assholes you've ever seen. And the one with the tiny nuts has a beautiful asshole where you find yourself thinking that's the most wonderful dog's asshole I've ever seen. Well then I look down at my clipboard and I go, nuts, five. Asshole? Negative five.

Asshole's not on there. Well it should be. It should be. So you think that the- I did the whole thing and maybe I'd put that down to cleanliness. Okay. The. So you think that the dog... I did the whole thing and maybe I'd put that down to cleanliness. Okay. The cleaner the asshole the higher the score. Yeah, that makes sense.

Because if that gives a dog is completely clean, I'm not a best in showman. If I were a judge. Yeah, the dog is a beautiful, it's blown dry, it's an incredible like, coat and everything like that and then it's just got the mankiest looking asshole. Absolutely. I'm like, well it's losing points somewhere. From a purely objective perspective, a dog's legs are no different to a dog's nuts. That is... From a purely, you're looking at the object objectively separating yourself from any prior notions you have about the animal. It's all just meat. I don't think it is though, Jackson you, you know, they got a lot of mountain oyster, not a dog's nut You famously love arsehole. I do yeah. How is that whole, that's like me being like

there's no difference between an arsehole and a nostril. Yeah, but if I was an alien species, and I was abducting humans to grade, and I could really meant all nothing to me, I was just... You were grading the holes of the body. Pure aesthetic vibes. I don't want to have sex with a nostril or an asshole. I'm an alien. I just say, sweet holes. Five.

Five. I was more bringing it back to the fact that when you try and distance yourself the claim that legs and the balls are the same. Yeah, that's a stretch. Oh no, dog? Why on a dog is that different? In a situation where it is up for me to gauge its aesthetic appeal. If I had, if I had, if I had... I understand that not all nudity is sexual and when it comes to a naked dog...

Dog nuts are even less sexual Dog nuts are probably the least sexually nuts ever yet I'm just, okay, if I've never met a dog before and I don't know what they look like and for some reason I have the job of grading this dog Yes! I guess in a way I'm like, don't know what that could be Five. The experiment is going well We've kept Simon in isolation from the dog.

I've never met a dog! Starting experiment one, and a dog comes out. Ha! Hmm. Now Joel Zermatt. Yeah, what is this? Yeah, you need to grade this. Okay, well-

Aesthetically. Yeah, I like- So it's got legs like I got legs, I guess. It's got more than I do I know arms. I've noticed That was good look like me a bit Notice it's got no lips. Where is its lips? That's what we want.

It's got these balls. I got balls. And out of five? For the balls. I guess. Is there anything wrong with them? We can't say. Five, I guess.

Yeah, they're alright. Now the legs. Can you notice any difference between those and the balls? Oh, one's a leg, and one's a ball. Okay. Incinerate the dog, we need to start again. I guess they both look alright. Well... Woof!

Aww. Wow, how did we do that? I was about to say the conveyor bar was that, but we just, like, spontaneous dog combust. But yeah, uh, yeah, even if I had never met a dog before, I would be like, oh, he has leg, I have leg, he has balls, I got balls, I know what those are, they don't make sense, I have a scrotum. When was the last time you saw an animal you'd never seen before?

I remember once, here's a crazy story. I'm glad I asked. In my high school, you know they would sometimes bring guys to give like a talk to all of the students, where they would be like, hey, this is the life I've lived and these are the things I've done and this is gonna help you with your life or whatever. And this was a guy he'd done,

he'd been exploring the Mongolian steps. Whoa! And he was like, that's what I do and I've seen all kinds of things. And then he showed, he had this video of him, he hung out with some guys in a yurt. He drank some llama milk or something. It was awesome.

And then at the end, before he wrapped up, he just showed this compilation of shots. And one of the animals in there, I've never seen before or since. It was like a little deer with a trunk. Wow. How old were you when you saw this? I would have been like 16 or something.

Have you suffered any head trauma since? Is that, it's gonna sound strange to maybe everyone, but is that the same little deer that has fangs? No, that's a different, that's a dick dick. And that's gonna, that's, he's a different guy. I don't know who this guy was. There was like a brief, like seconds in the clip where this little creature

And then he's like and then it just moved past and I was like what the fuck was that? Never seen it before since. I've actually seen now that I think about it. There was two animals very recently within the last like Four years that I'd never seen before One of them was the golden tree kangaroo and I fucking love that guy. Oh that guy rocks. Yeah, kangaroo, and I fucking love that guy. Oh, that guy rocks, kangaroo. And then another one, I forget the name, but it's kind of like halfway between a bear and a cat. What the fuck?

Oh, I know that guy. Is it kind of potteroo or something? Might live in Indonesia. Which native- Whoa, there's the guy! There's the guy you used to know. What is it? He's an antelope.

What the hell? A Sega antelope. He's got a fucking truck. Sega. He's got a fucking trunk. Sega! He's got a fucking trunk, this guy. Yeah, he's awesome. There's a lot of... now that I think about it, there's a lot of animals that I've come across,

not maybe recently, but definitely never seen before. Like, there's that Tibetan fox you once showed me. That guy rocks, big fan. And he rules! He's got the best face. He looks so... I don't even know, just goofy, I guess. But I think the thing is, with all the animals that we see these days you can categorize them Yeah, no new animal you're like I can't not bear cat was kind of cool true actually that did feel different that did feel

I was gonna say but they didn't kind of look like a bear kind of look like a cat But yeah, it's rare to see a new feline and yeah Ursine Yeah, come together I can't remember the last time I saw an animal I'd never seen before but I do remember going to the zoo not that long ago Yeah, I'm like this is gonna sound stupid But I cannot stress enough the awe I felt

I'd been to the zoo before but I hadn't been in ages Yeah, so a lot of the animals I saw were different to how I remembered them like they look the same, but sizing wise I don't like Giraffes are real big Giraffe like Because I think like eventually what happens is in my head yeah because you've constantly see giraffes eating from like trees and whatever Yeah, like a normal tree height. You're like, okay like a giraffe

I'm like, I know they're bigger than this but in my head I'm like, oh, yeah draw drops like 12 foot or so Yeah, yeah, yeah It's big but it's like 15. Yeah, they're fucking 16 foot. It's crazy. I remember the animals have no right being that big I had the same thing. I remember a while back at the zoo with my brother and we saw an elephant Yeah I had the same thing I remember a while back at the zoo with my brother and we saw an elephant Yeah, just the elephants and looking at an elephant and trying to take in an elephant like not just being like, oh, that's an elephant Whatever, but being like look at that fucked up animal. That shit is absurd Hippos are like that too. Yeah, I always think about like you if you think back in is it was a Hannibal across the Alps Yeah, and he he my motherfucker got some elephants

It was Hannibal the Crusty Elf. Yeah, and he he my motherfucker got some elephants And he walked it all the way across Imagine being in the like the opposing army you have not only have you never heard of elephant You're seeing that elephant camels and horses or did he have camels did he had horses? Yeah, and he was basically you know, he's got you. You've never you don't know what an elephant is You've never seen it. You've never heard about it. You don't even know it exists. Yeah, and then a fucking monster. We talked about monsters Yeah, that's a monster. It starts coming towards you. There's a guy riding it and you're like, oh I guess God's on his side. Yeah. Well, I should just lie down and die right now before he kills me I know cuz like I I know what horse is I can see horse. I get horse maybe around there. I know bear

I don't know elephant. You can't extrapolate into elephant. You're right. You can't go elephant Oh, it's like a horse and no because you gotta be like it's like a horse and its mouth is a trunk Its ears are gigantic flaps. Its teeth come out the front. Mm-hmm fucking, you know, the size of a log. Yeah, yeah. It's also shaped of log. Yeah. Also, imagine a horse bigger, rounder, bigger. You can't. Keep going big. I think I saw recently.

Yeah. This is like the difference of like the size of like a Kodiak bear, I think it was. Oh, yeah. And they had like, you know, the male and the female and then had like, oh, yeah, there's the, then it was like behind glass, whatever, they did like a thing with like, I try and stand up on your hind legs. Yeah, dude.

They're so big, they're so big, it's called no right being that big. Like, I'm like, it's bigger than a house. Like, it's taller than a house, you know? I'm like, if I'm on a house and it's like on the balcony, I need to go get me. Yeah. And I'm like, oh fuck.

You're not safe. You're not safe from a Kodiak bear no no yeah You don't want to have a bear so big that if you go into your log cabin you're still in danger Yeah, yeah, why don't made a bear that can get down there? Desires I am I'm just looking up because I can't remember the third role in Pokemon So I'm gonna try and fucking figure out what it is because I know it's definitely breeder and trainer Yeah, how do you breed Pokemon? So I got like a pony tar. I got a pony tar. I'm like come on

Well in the games this is what happens you go to the breeding center Yes, you say here's my fucking I think the famous meme breeding, is you go, here's my whale lord, which is a whale, and here's my skitty, which is a little cat. And you drop them both off and they can breed. Because it's based on egg types or some shit, which is not, you know, it's not based on the physical dimensions of the Pokemon. Otherwise that whale would tear that Pokemon apart. I don't even know if whales have wieners. But anyway. I think they do because they jerk off using rocks.

Oh that's right. That's fabulous. What a fabulous fact I know. So some Pokemon can breed but I don't think all, it's not like any Pokemon can breed together. You don't get a combination. You don't get like a mule. You get, you know, some other guy. Oh, so you don't get like a half cat, half whale.

You would get a whale or a skitty, unfortunately. That's not fun. Yeah. But also, with our situation here, say I bring my big snake into the breeding center. Yeah, yeah. Funny sentence. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm just gonna bring a horse. Okay, fabulous, great choice. Horses are pretty good. I don't know what the third path of Pokemon is quite yet. I don't know if it's researcher, but I think that's breeder. No, research is a different. I like the idea of putting a horse with some glasses and a lab coat. Research what?

No, no, no, no, you're the researchers. You research the Pokemon. Well in the world of Pokemon you could research the horse. Cause there's no other horses You'd be like this is like a pony tar that someone put out Or like a what's that other one a mud bray Gonna mud on it. A mud bray a clean mud bray. It's a doused pony tar I think a horse would be pretty boring You know I think they're like guys are pretty boring when you go to Machamp rolling around. Yeah, that's true. That's true

That is like a better guy. Yeah Aren't they the apex yeah, why are they putting us into little balls? But mr. Mime way better than We are better than Mr. Mime. I love that man. Yeah, I'm scared of Mr. Mime. Yeah're better than. Oh yeah, oh yeah. I loathe that man. I'm scared of Mr. Mime. I'm scared of his power. Just like you said this evening, further back, podcaster, I would argue, better than a mime.

Yes! Absolutely. And like look, we're on the lower half of that ride, we're pretty low on that ladder. But we're not the bottom. What about this? You go to the Yeah, you see a guy pretend to be in a box. Okay. Here's the thing Jackson Yeah, if I go to the circus, you're about to ask me to come like perceive the people at the circus Uh-huh. You can't do it. No, it's like a line. You cannot visualize

No, I can be a sickness you have I'm not sure if I respect anyone out the circus. They work at circus. What about the guy who puts his head in a lion? Yeah, the white... That's an awesome joke. That's a clown! No, it's a guy! It's the lion tamer. That's clowning! He's got the whip and the tails.

It's a different guy. Why is the lion tamer putting his head in the lion's mouth? Just to show that he's tame and his control over the lion. Sometimes it goes very wrong. Yeah, I imagine. Didn't it happen to that other guy? The guys, there's tame. Sometimes it goes very wrong. Yeah, I imagine Didn't happen to that other guy the guys there's two guys Roy and something. Yeah, I want to say I want to say I want to say Roy and HG, but that's not Breakfast radio Roy and HG our breakfast radio. Oh, I see. Yeah. Well, there you go

Roy and... Sigmund and Roy! Sigmund and Roy. Sinkfid... Siegfried? Siegfried and Roy. Sigmund is the guy that fucks his mom? What's the fuck his mom? Freud?

Yeah, Sigmund Freud. He is Sigmund Freud. Yeah. Yeah. What? And he's like, All of mankind wants to make love to their mother. Is that Freud? Yeah, yeah, yeah

It is, dude If you say the wrong words because you were thinking of that word and you wanna fuck your dad And you say one thing and you mean your mother You never left the penal stage, that kind of stuff? Yeah What? It's like, it's part of like, human growth, like maturity You go through various stages

Yeah, like anal stage penal stage boobal stage wasn't he also Just the guy but it wasn't he just doing a ton of cocaine probably like like Well, that was back when it was medicine. Yeah Even back there when it was medicine, like, everyone with a body. Very possibly. We should put the cocaine back in Coca-Cola. Yeah, I agree.

They got so many different kinds, why not have one with coke in it? Yeah. And it will have your name on it sometimes. Yeah. That's mine. Do you think, so you're like a lion, Tammy, you put your head in the lion's mouth. And that's impressive, because that guy's in such control of the lion that it's not eating him. Except when it does. Do you think you could do the same thing with a horse? Where you're like, it kicks

right here. It rests its foot on your head. It kicks just and then stops with its hoof, inches away from my nose. I guess you could set it up. Horses are hateful. It would fuck up on purpose. Yeah, yeah, I was, yes. Because you get a thing where it's like your distance and it's like someone, you know, they throw a punch

because they're not moving. It's like, oh, oh, it's actually, but physically they could never hit you. It's like getting a ball and you swing it and it's like, I was always gonna miss you. And the same thing you do with a horse, you're like the maximum distance of this horse kick is gonna be this much.

But because horses are nasty, I just feel like they shuffle backwards. I feel it would just take takes it would take one step back It was like one little tiny step back. There. I am my Think the most awesome thing about being kicked in the head by a horse is at one moment Your head is probably where your ass was On the spot was because you're being flipped on the spot. It is crazy to think that you can get kicked in the head

by a horse and it doesn't snap your neck. It really feels like in a just world, you would be beheaded by a horse. Yeah, you kind of want like there's a slow motion of like a person getting kicked in the head as you see their face becoming so thin. I would also back, as it just like, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.

If the horse's hoof went in you and your whole face just ends up sucked into this little hole Surely if a horse hits your nose, it breaks? What if you accidentally open your mouth when the horse hits you? There goes your teeth Brother! Your teeth are fucked either way yeah like yeah your teeth might fly but I think your jaw now is hitting

like yeah your jaw is completely snapped and that's hit my I like Jackson's idea of your yawning cause of how easy this drink is yeah boy imagine you're at the silence of the circus as Joel Zammut, horse tamer, gets deep throated

by a horse whop and then stamped into the ground. Cause like, no one would say a thing. Everyone would just watch with bated breath. And then everybody would, as a person, light their lighters and burn the circus to the ground. Like the back of your skull here is pretty soft. So I'm guessing though. Shish kebab dead.

If it were somehow impressively, cause you gotta admit it's a little bit impressive. It is, yes. So at the right moment, open my mouth so the horse hoof goes perfectly into the back of my throat, cleanly out there at the back of my neck there. And then as the horse, cause you gotta imagine that the horse moving.

Yeah, the physics of this are crazy. It kind of goes that, like it pulls his leg backwards which means my dead body is dangling and then yeah I go like I then hit the ground chin first. Wow and for a while, I mean not long, but for a while I would be like is this the show? Yeah wow crazy show. No I beg for it. Shouldn't have brought my kids. For a while, I mean not long, but for a while I would be like, is this the show? Yeah, wow, crazy show. Is this the show I brought my kids? Cause it goes chin first,

but then the head would just keep going backwards. Yes it would. Because now I'd be facing upwards with a horse horse. And then it would be standing on your dick and nuts maybe? Or your knees? No, it'd be standing. And with the other legs. Or the other legs.

You'd get trampled sort of. Well it depends if it's the inside or the outside leg. Yes, that's true actually, good point. It depends if it's the inside or the outside leg. Yes, that's true, actually. A horse kicks with the... I know that inside or outside means jack shit when you're talking about a horse that has legs on the left and legs on the right. Yes.

If you're kicked by... It's slipping through my back. I'm a folded man. You get kicked by the horse, you're attached to the horse, and you fall with the horse. Yeah. Oh yeah, you will be folded, because the horse kicks back. We need to get the horse back,

and the horse's leg goes backwards, because then I'm being dragged. Oh no, here's what's gonna happen. Yeah. The horse will freak out, because I got a man on his leg. What's chasing me? And, it's leg will-

Then it goes for a run? Yeah. My head's coming off. Well, no, and also the horse's legs are pretty fragile. You're breaking that horse's leg. Then someone's gonna have to- Oh no. Someone's gonna have to put down that horse.

And you've done that by dying. Another tragic day at the service. Yes. One of many. Would I have enough time to register that my, like the horse leg is now through the back of my head that I could bite it? I don't think you could bite a horse's leg if it's in his mouth

Oh, yeah, I don't think your peers excuse. Yeah, I know there's a bit of a like I was all you'll get you back Yeah, why don't you when you die anyway, your muscles will just if you go kicked that would be a first response anyway Cuz you're trying to grit your teeth. Yeah, my clamp down to the horses like they can't get you off The horse survives you can have your skull. They're like we're just gonna wait So then if my yeah, maybe I am attached by head Yeah with a horse leg straight through it and if it does land again, just a pure physics my like everything is snapping back Yeah, yeah, the only thing really holding on is my neck skin. Mm-hmm. And like I guess a spinal cord And then the horse will get spooked further. Go for a run. Yeah run out of the circus is my neck skin and like I guess a spinal cord.

And then the horse will get spooked further. Go for a run. Yeah. Run out of the circus. And then there's a part, yeah, it's just gonna have like a head with a bit of spine. Yeah, absolutely. What a way to go. It's a crazy day at the circus. Crazy day at the circus.

I don't know if I'd wanna die at the circus in front of an audience or die. I think the funniest way to die at the circus is the canon trick goes wrong Like I'm in there, and you know you just I climb around I give everybody a wave And then I duck inside so you can't see me and they light it and then it just you see the explosion but I don't defy it out Just red mist shoots up

What went wrong? And everybody's waiting around the barrel really scared to look inside Someone's like I'm shaking the head Oh, yeah, and everybody's waiting around the barrel really scared Shaking that Drain and just tip it in it just like a slurry He instantly says there's a mist there's not even bones anymore a mesh or something, like a very strong mesh

just threw out the... there's no chunks if it was too much gunpowder his body should have at least launched was he in there wrong? did he hold on? that's what I'm saying held on in price.

Like he didn't want to go. And then... Then... Is there like a very thin mesh in there? That's real strong. Yeah, did he get grated? What happened? That's the only way I can think of that. Did you see how he poured it into the drain?

Then the last thing that comes out is my helmet The helmet! The helmet's okay The helmet's good though What the fuck There's no bones left but the helmet's fine What the fuck is going on in this circus? This circus has a lot of tragedies So let's uh, I guess yeah, divergence into the circus aside

Say okay, well I want to go be a trainer. Okay. I want to fight them gym guys, those gym bros. The eight gym leaders. Yeah. Okay. And then battle the Elite Four and show that you're the best Pokemon trainer in all the land by becoming the champion. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

So I reckon, a bear. Okay. If I can choose, like that Kodiak bear that I watched recently, I totally scared of. Yeah, yeah like that Kodiak bear that I watch You haven't used a bear, okay If ever it comes towards me I can suck it off into a little tiny Yeah, you can use it like a purple. That's good cuz I would be scary. Yeah now. Okay. Yeah, so Pokemon no moves. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm bear no more Uh-huh, but can you... Bear no bite. Will it listen to you? Probably no. Because the Pokemon listen based on the gym badges you get. Oh, shit.

So they initially listen up to, I think, level like 15 or 20. But you're not leveling the bear. No, because it's not a Pokemon. Because it is not a Pokemon. It is a bear. It is a bear. Strong bear. Yeah. Yeah, no, no, no. Big bear. Strong bear. Strong bear. And yeah, yeah Like I guess if you threw a bear into a Pokemon battle, it's far more likely to attack the other Pokemon than one of the trainers Yeah, yeah, but it is significantly more likely to attack the trainers than another Pokemon. Yeah You attack the trainer, I mean the bear will probably you're gonna be the closest trainer to it I'm behind it. Yeah. And then it sees like a rapidash in front. Yeah.

It might be like, oh I gotta go for it. The rapidash is on fire. Yeah, bears hate fire. But I, what I wanna... Well without going through all of the gyms like, meticulously, let's just see, I'll throw like the types at you and like some vague ideas of what you've got in front of you. First gym, Rock. That's gonna be a problem, eh?

Yeah, Rock's kill bears. Bear relation with Rock, cave. Yeah, I live in cave. Bear love in cave. Bear sleep cave. Will Rock make sleepy? Can a Pokemon get wounded? If a bear They can but not in a traditional scratch scratch and bite these are Pokemon moves you never see any blood

But you gotta imagine that we didn't like well. I don't know I guess yeah Might be a little bit of okay I'm just not sure I feel like the movie for some reason goes a little harder with things that I feel like a bear Could take out on say a geodude. Yes, I reckon it could just you know start mauling it And I'm bringing it down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but like bears strong, right? Yeah, I feel when we get to an onyx Yeah, yeah, that's gonna be trouble big rock snake That's gonna drop rocks on your bear. Mmm, they're famously hate rock I think the thing is that all poke. I mean if you if your bed does survive rock Then you got water next which is basically just fish. Yeah, they eat fish all the time Bear V magic up is this guzzling that one down absolutely

Whirlpool so how would a bear fair against like a starfish? It'd eat it. I feel like it may would make it sick Yeah, starfish seem like a real risk to eat. I wonder I think a bear would definitely try to eat Yeah, yeah, like I always felt in Pokemon to the starfish seemed like they were made from a gym. Yes Yeah, they certainly have a gym in the middle. Yeah, they, like I always felt in Pokemon that the starfish seemed like they were made from a gem. Yes Yeah, they certainly have a gem in the middle. Yeah, they very gem like yeah Well, okay, how about this? How about this? They've got electricity after them Card body being electrocuted. I don't know if many

Hard body being electrocuted. I don't know if many animals could. I think the real problem is that all real life animals are by default weaker than all Pokemon. Yeah, just because if I have a team. Yeah. So I'm like, well there's a gem. So I thought I got like, you know, because I got a starfish, it looked like a baby gem. Maybe I get, say, like a magpie who love to collect gems. Yeah. Okay. Um, that's something.

I'm sure you tried. How's a magpie going against electricity. Yeah, once again, how do bet ma? How do magpies go against power lines in real? Yeah, and what's that thing about like is something a stone and two birds. You kill one bird. That's awesome It kills two birds with one stone because it's possible and you got a rock gym straight off the bat Yeah, I think you should point it out a real floor got a rock gym straight off the bat. Yeah. What are you? Yeah. I think Dusha pointed out a real flaw with trying to go for the champion route as well. Yeah.

Is that if a Pokemon dies, they go back in your Pokeball, you take them to a Poke Center. Your bear dies. Your bear dies. I go to a Poke Ball, I go to the Poke Center, they're like, oh no. Sir, please, this is stinky. Take it to a... I know that this is a very boring Pokemon theory, but yes Yeah, the games do heavily imply that Pokemon do die as well. Yeah, Lavadertown, baby. Yeah, but it seems way harder

Oh, yeah, sorry. Yeah, it's no theory. There's the Pokemon graveyard. The theory is that you killed your rivals Pokemon Yeah, you killed his Raticate or whatever But like so if I kill say somebody's gonna see draw and I electrocuted Yeah, I would have to electrocute it pretty hard for it to properly die. Yeah a bear. I mean that bears Sizzled and gone. Yeah. Yeah, it's just not built to withstand you need a I think you need a less This is crazy, but organic animal well. I was thinking turtle I'm pretty sure you can fry a turtle also you could kill a turtle with one rock also easy

I don't know if it goes in his shell. Maybe a tortoise. Oh, yeah You know a bird picks up a tortoise Never mind, I'll take the elf yeah Think we've gone to you've got a way drill I was gonna say you've gone too big. Yeah, man. Drill where if you hold down Pokemon With a gun man drill the gun well Pokemon can die and presumably a bullet would kill it. Yeah. Yeah, okay That's I don't know it. I mean you've got rock gyms at first. Yeah, I don't know if shooting a stone will do anything

But that means you roll into the second gym misty Yeah, and then you pull out a gut your mandrel pulls out a gun and just shoots her fish Killing it instantly. I am very curious to see how the rest of that battle would go off You've just murdered this young girl's past. Yeah I think this is not the battle, not fighting the fish? Well, no, you are, but I think it's a real faux pas to shoot another person's Pokemon. I think that when you get to the next gym, you'd be like, hi, and they'd be like, hey, we've heard about you. Yeah, but they don't die. They just, they give you a bad-

If you shoot them, they fucking die. Get out of here. Also, I'd be real scared to have a mandrill a gun. Yeah, like those are completely amoral creatures. They really are a filthy creature. You're gonna wake up with the gun in the middle of your forehead. Oh, I know. That's what I'm gonna ask.

That's what I'm gonna keep the Pokeball real... Mandrill why? Always close to my eye. Mandrill Pokemon trainer now! No! Yeah, Mandrill sent in me after a rock and I'm bad at it. What about, okay, so the other, the man Pokemons, like the Machamps, the ones with the boxing one.

Mr. Mime, Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan. Do they ever have weapons? Cause one has boxing gloves. The Clown Muscle Builder guy. The Clown Muscle Builder guy. Yeah, he's from one of the new ones. He's got a girdle. Oh yeah, that guy.

Like a big, big, big metal. Like a steel girdle. And there's one from the latest game that's like a little gremlin girl and she has a big hammer. So we can have melee weapons. You can have melee weapons. So we could have like a sword. Mandrill with a sword.

Well one of the Pokemon is a sword. So... Mandrill holding that Pokemon. I guess then you're putting the sword Pokemon. You one of the Pokemon is a sword so mandrel holding that Pokemon. I guess then you're putting the sword Pokemon you're kind of cheating in a good way but you're actually putting out the sword Pokemon but the mandrel's using it like a real sword. Yeah which is fair enough. Yeah I think that counts. There's like a... It doesn't count to my question though. No. Yeah. Because he's using Pokemon. What about disease? Can I use that? Well I was thinking we've just gone too big with animals.

You're right. Mosquitoes. Mosquitoes? Fucking... Papeworm. Papeworm! Oh now we're cooking! Like even just like we got so many... McCamp eat this! We got so many fucking poisonous spiders in Australia.

Yeah! Pick one of them. What's a fucking... Blue ring octopus? Oh! You love a blue ring octopus in a venus's mouth. Yeah, nothing is dead. Yeah Yeah, whatever you know where to find Smash cut to you dead at the beach

Holding half inside a rock pool I know what I'm talking about holding full blue ring like the blue is just dead caw caw oh that's what I'm saying I hate you to wear gloves you shouldn't have worn a bunch of gloves I don't know why I didn't, I got the first one fine you should have just worn a heap of gloves man

that would have fixed it yeah, yeah, yeah whatever, I could just throw them into every Pokemon's mouth. Use it a glove? What? Oh no. Blue-ringed octopus, use it! Did he just fall over dead? Have you seen that video of, did you see it reminded me?

There's a video of a guy, it's not blue-ringed octopuses, but it's some poisonous little sea creature. And he's like, no obviously I would not recommend anybody do this, but I'm a trained professional. And then he puts his hand in and they start climbing on him and he's like no obviously I would not recommend anybody do this But I'm a trained professional and he puts his hand in and they start climbing on him And he's like they're not biting me yet, and then it's a smash cut to him in hospital I have sweet while where it is here like I think it's a tourist does not know anything about a blurry Oh, yeah, picks it up. He's holding his hands. This is cool, and it starts flashing blue

Hold it in his hands, this is cool! And it starts flashing blue. And I'm, I've never been so on edge and you're like. That's a drop it, drop it, drop it. He does, like not, he does it deliberately, but not because he thinks his life is in danger. He's just like, I'm sick of this husband place. He's done, you're done with it. He's like, that was cool.

And I'm like, you were like. Seconds away from death. Seconds, that's so scary. Okay, we'll do like a swarm of redbacks. Oh yeah. Swarm of redbacks, that's good. Yeah, yeah. I think a swarm is good If you go in the Pokemon trainer route, though

I've realized that it is really hard for fucking a real-life animal because the first rock it is wrong What animal eats rocks? Defeat the first gym what? Or at least uses rocks. Crocodiles, do they eat rocks? Why would they eat rocks? To sink. Yeah.

I wanna- I think that's true. I think crocodiles eat big rocks, so they sink to the bottom of the creek. And then what do they do? Shoot them out when they wanna go to the top? Oh. Someone does eat rocks, and then they eat smaller rocks to break down the big rocks they ate. Yeah, like it helps with the- Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm routinely swallowed jagged little rocks where they are out and about foraging for help. Yeah, but is that accidentally because their dom is fast?

No, it's to help with digestion. So I guess an ostrich. I feel like an ostrich. Maybe they're fast. And if you can sharpen its beak a little bit so maybe... Cassowary! There we go. They can crack open a rock. They can pack out Geodude's eyes. Oh yeah, that's true. Geodude and Onyx both have eyes.

Cassowary is like a terrifying bird very territorial Buddy being electrocuted Bird made purely of C and I think I truly say height There are some animals out there that you're like, like dangerous animals that you're like in a fight it wouldn't be instant defeat for me. Cassowary. I can't think of how to defeat a cassowary. No. I imagine if you set a cassowary on fire it would just start coming at you like a big roast chicken. Like devoid of feathers. 100%. 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah they are a little

terrifying beast. It feels like you know you can look you know, you look at like the seven deadly sins and you're like, oh yeah, you know, this thing represents greed, this represents, Castleware, I feel, represents every single one. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Except sloth. Yeah. Yeah. And lust, probably. No, it's got lust for vengeance.

Oh yeah, that's true. Lust for the death of all mankind. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Well, the death of all mankind. Absolutely. Well, I think Cassowary is a great choice, but also it could probably and probably will kill you as well at some point. Yeah, but you gotta get to the Elite Four. You gotta, yeah, I think you kind of gotta aim at Cassowary. Yeah, I feel like like it's lust for murderous tends to be what's in front of it. Mm-hmm.

And like, you know, yeah, it'll be awareness and yes when it's done with whatever is in front of it. It will turn around You're all you just gonna be ready with the way you're gonna be ready the poke. Yeah Yeah, it could pick the shit out of it. Yeah, and here's your go. Yeah go to cassowary Before you send it out give the ball big Get it nice and pissed off, yeah. That's a great idea. As soon as it comes out you're like, Casquery, they stole your fucking bread! It's always gonna be mad.

Casquery goes crazy on them. You get it in the Pokeball before it pokes your eyes out. Makes you into the Elite Four. And then... They're very worried because they've heard about you. And you're left a trail of half-eaten Pokemon. Pokemon with zero eyes. Professor Oaks being like,

What new Pokemon is, oh my God! Change of Professor Oaks. Yeah. I wonder if Cassowaries have a kill count. Probably, yeah. I guess everything kills people at some point. Yeah, could a Cassowary take out like a ghost Pokemon?

Cause ghosts usually, they're hunted by fear, right? They, so ghost Pokemon can't be hurt by any physical attacks. Yeah. Yeah, okay. They they they they hunted by fear right they Said ghost Pokemon can't be hurt by any physical attacks. Yeah Where does that is aura of evil? It is a scary Yeah, yeah, yeah I think it could be a situation where the ghost Pokemon can't hurt the cassowary and the cassowary can't hurt the ghost Pokemon Yeah, you gotta both forfeit call to draw. Yeah, but the cassowary can attack the trainer. Yeah Give me that badge The cassowary just packed the badge out of their hand. Yeah, what are they gonna? Take it back?

No, I mean like you can come come get it you go that route go rat and the ratchet steals the badges You turn off the elite for then you're in trouble Yeah, but you can get to the elite for you can skip the rest of you can get to the elite for anyway You just make a loud noise so that everyone that checks your badges has to leave. Smart move. Yeah, true, true, true. So with the Elite Four, what have they got? Ice is one of them, Dragon is one of them.

Ice, Dragon... This is where maybe I feel where Cassowary may... Cassowary's kind of like a dragon, in a way. You know, I think they're more like a dino- Oh yeah, they're like a dinosaur, which of like a dragon in a way Yeah, they're like a dinosaur which is like a dragon yeah, I so I fear that might slow it down Yeah, that's true like it might lower its like body temperature, and then that might be sleepy time for cassowary Yeah, it might be way else ice Dragon again psychic is one of them like this one of them has a militant who's got militant

That's not the elite full that I thought of Is there a normal one? Well psychic is- So you're talking about Erika Who's the fourth gym badge Not Erika, she's the- Mmm? Okay, so I got the name

You're talking about the fourth gym in gold and silver Oh yeah, could be It's got rollout Yeah yeah yeah That's none of the 151 151 is ice first. I think yeah Already though, so it's not psychic is easy cuz like a cassowary's will is Nothing can like defeat that you cannot have psychological warfare on a absolutely not yeah, so rock

It'll just go for exagerated dyes. Water, it's gonna fucking eat those fish. Electricity, it's just gonna get stronger. Then I think the next one's grass, again. Yeah, just rip that up. Just decimated, destroyed. What's that, is that a diglet? No, it's lunch.

Yeah. Next. Slurped it out of the ground, dude. Then there's, it's like psychic is around here. So yeah. It bounces off its brain. Yeah, exactly. It's both smooth and terrifying. I think the Casper is really the winner for going the champion round.

It is a violent bird. It's a very much a... Fire? How is it going to go against fire? Like I said, this would become a big walk in roast chicken. You're going to piss it off. You're going to make these little talons hot. Absolutely.

A burning roast chicken. Yeah, I think it's a perfect one to go for for the champion route wouldn't work so much for my bicycle store I don't think Am I? More threatening than a snake and I don't have to hold it. Yeah So the casserole works better there, too. Yeah I didn't decide if I was going down the bicycle route or the train around I didn't decide if I was going down the bicycle route or the trainer route. The two options.

Or the breeding. I'm not going down the breeding route. Or the show one. Yeah. You'll find that, look at these, uh, Cassowary's testicles. Is a Cassowary best in show? I don't know. I think a Cassowary would be pretty impressive amongst all the other Pokemon.

Yeah. Yeah, you can't get close enough to, um, I guess, judge that. Yeah, you gotta look at it from afar. Yeah, but it's pretty good. Yeah, it seems good. Here's your Bokinoculus. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're kinda watching it, you're in full riot gear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's pretty good, I love it. It's scary. It's, you're kind of watching it. You're in full riot gear. Yeah

It's scary. It's an impressive animal. Yeah, that's true little turkey thing. It's got a bottle That's awesome. Yeah, it's blue. Yeah Would probably walk it does actually look like a Pokemon. Yeah, sorry the chances of it winning besting show will probably high You're not getting disqualified. No So yeah cassowary and I'm going the best in show route And I'm like I started doing Pokemon best in show cuz it's the only best in shows that don't talk about the nuts I just I just think it's funny. And the good thing about a cassowary, coaca. No nuts. No nuts. That is great. That is that's truly wonderful Just delightful I'm happy.

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