Plumbing the Death Star - Which Would Be The Worst Superpower For Your Baby To Have? (With James 'Mr Sunday Movies' Clement)

Episode Date: December 29, 2025

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So, before we get into the show tonight, just one quick thing you may have noticed, this show was meant to feature Nick Mason. Yes. I didn't... I'm filling in. I'm doing a favour. I don't have to be here.

We're not mad at you. No, I go. It's the way everybody just looked at me. How bad. So, yeah, we're really sorry. Mason messaged just about 36 hours ago and said, hey, my work, Ross did. He actually yelled it at me from a tram.

Which I think is awesome because he stopped the tram to do it. So before we get into the show, just real quick, because this show is obviously being recorded. and streamed. On the count of three, if I could just get everyone

to say, thanks for nothing, Nick Mason. And then we'll just have a clip to send to him forever. Yeah, yeah. So, three, two, one. Thanks for nothing, Nick Mason.

Yeah, that's really good. Got him. And now, hey, everyone, welcome to this week's episode. Plumbing the Death Star. It's a comedy, pop culture, podcast from almost went into the Thumb group, see, really.

Whose plums are starring. I'm Joel I'm Jackson also Joel and joining us is replacing Nick Mason today doing us a huge favor it's James Mr. Sunday movie I also found out that he wasn't doing this through you

because you texted me and I'm like I did what what's happening? Yeah is he dead and he told you and not me yeah so just to fill everyone in before we get to the question again really quickly yelled it Jackson from a tram Stop people's commutes.

Oh, yeah. Wasn't it at a tram stop? I was walking, just like, I was walking around, and a tram came past me, screeched to a halt. Someone was like, hey! And I was like, I'm in trouble with the trams, I guess. And then it was Nick Mason. He's like, hey, I can't come on Friday.

I was like, okay, man, chuck it in the group chat, probably. And then he chucked it in the group chat, and I saw it, and I went, hmm, uh-oh. Let's ask James, because if we roll in with no one from the weekly planet, people will eat us alive, right? No, I like to think that they would just be like, ah, they tricked us. I got to give it to them.

They tricked us good. Introducing Mr. Beast! He couldn't come, but thanks everyone on important tickets to see Mr. Beast. So, Flop in the Death Star, asked important questions, and this live, I almost said week again. Well, yes, this week.

What is this week? This week's live question is, which would be the worst? superpower for your baby to have. Obviously, we got two dads with this. Two dads. We could have children we just don't know about. So theoretically, four dads.

So when you're a wild oath? Yeah, who knows, dude? Guys, anyone here to break the news that me or Jackson is there bad? Quite a few people. A lot of nodding. No, to answer all at once, yeah. Yeah. That is true, that is true.

But a second, Joel, we've already done this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you imagining if you had a child, you'd also name them Joel? Well, I wouldn't, because I don't know they exist. Yeah, that's true, that's true. But through destiny, yeah. If you find out you have a secret son, and you find out that they've been, named, say, Boris.

And you're like, well, that's not what I would have named him. I would have named him Boris Jackson. I'm just wondering if you could be like, you know, no matter how old they are, be like, well, you know, now that I'm your dad, maybe we change your name. Well, for me, I wouldn't have called you Boris. I would have called you Boris Jackson. Yeah. If you want, I could pay for the name change.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. I'll do the work. Yeah. But I don't want you named Barre. No son of mine will be named Boris. Yeah. Okay. So, Jackson, worse superpowers for your hypothetical baby to have.

This is what I was thinking. I think maybe this is the obvious answer, is the powers that Shazam has. Yeah. And also, to make this, so the power Shazam has, Shazam is a little boy. And if Shazam says Shazam, they become an adult man. So, powers of gods. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But for this to work, my baby's first word has to also be Shazam.

You don't know. I don't know. I just think I got a normal baby. Yeah. That's what the doctor said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got a regular son, Mr. Bailey. Thank goodness.

Then when he's, you know, around one, one o'clock, when he's around one, he goes, Shazam! And then he's a man. I'm glad that he yells Shazam in like an adult man. Yeah, does the baby have that innate ability to, when it knows when it yells Shazam? Or does it have to stumble upon the word Shazam?

I think it stumbles upon it. So how often are you saying Shazam around your baby? Oh, no, no, I see. I'm saying it all the time. I've named the baby Shazam coincidentally. Shazam Bailey. Right now.

And then obviously first word he learns is his own name and then he becomes a man and I say, this is so unexpected. It feels like you might have expected it. Or secretly hope. Yeah, hoping sounds more accurate. I never saw this coming.

It's crazy. Baby Shazam. A Shazam powers. Your beautiful little baby is one. He's in a diaper. Shazam, and then, oh, now we have an adult human being. Yeah, because I guess I've got from regular son to adults. Mind of a baby.

Yeah, mind of a baby. Oh, Zachary Levi. Yes. Does it have the mind of a baby, or does it not age up? It doesn't age up. So they're body ages, but the mind stays the same. Is that true for Shazam power? No, but this is the power as my baby has.

You're actually getting all of the knowledge, so the answer was, yeah, so you somehow, even though I didn't know, you still came across wrong. so does your adult Shazam be like yeah he can't walk yeah I'm not you're not in it I don't know if you can feel it's interactive you can come up I don't care

James no you can switch no yeah so yeah can't walk can't talk shit in its pants yeah yeah that would be bad telling me that would be good I don't think Shazam can get out of that suit either

well I'll have to do it I'll be changing an adult man and I don't know what I'll tell my wife When my baby becomes a man in the crib And she's in the kitchen I'll be like, go back It's like breaking the crib as well Please go back And then because my wife's in the kitchen

And I'm like, I don't want to get in trouble I think I'm going to get in trouble I'm to blame for this You're in big trouble The dog house is prepared for you baby Hope you ready for sleeping on the couch Then I guess to get out of this I'd put my baby who's now adult

man in like just man clothes pretend he's a friend of mine Yeah, yeah, yeah You met Bill, my sweet darling wife He's drunk As Bill sees your wife And just lights up

Yeah, ah, I'm He's gonna Bill's a peculiar man And he will Ask to breastfeed He's gonna grab you That's just Bill. And then my wife says, get him out of the house.

And I go, time to call a taxi. Watching the taxi. Going up to the taxi driver, yeah. Get him home to stay. Single tear rolling down your face. Hi, Bill. He has the taxi. Goodbye, Shazam.

My beautiful son. Is Billy Bastion? When he ages, regular style, does he grow up to look like Zachary Levi? Yes, supposed to. Have you familiar with the comic book Kingdom Come? It's a plot point of it. Yeah, I've read comics. Whoa, dude, that's huge.

Shazam is an adult. He did the art. Yeah. Maybe he wrote too. Yeah, I've read it because I stole your copy and it's still in my house. Yeah, nice. Yeah, so my baby will eventually, but I mean, I guess I'll see him one day in the street. I never went back.

He'll be like... Ended your child. No, no, no. He's a child abandoned him. Yeah. The kid got in the taxi. My wife goes, where's our son? I go, I don't know.

Bill will take him? I guess so. Yeah, I guess Bill would kind of look like a little bit like you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, because... Shazam looks like Shazam because Shazam's like,

the greatest superhero in my life was my dad. So then he becomes his dad sort of I mean when you grow up and you look like your dad Yeah yeah My dad's here I look like my dad Yeah You look like that

Yeah yeah exactly So you say that my son When my wife comes in the room and says Who's this and I say it's Bill She goes Is he like a brother I don't know about No he's just a friend He's a stranger

He's a stranger I met tonight Yeah Who has the exact same manner Is he's a child He can't walk. He's crawling everywhere. He's putting everything in his mouth. Yeah, that's the same kind of yells and babbles. Yeah.

I think also we're neglecting that this baby also has additional superpowers to just being a man. That is. That's true. I suppose it's more like I watch the taxi disappear and then he explodes out the roof and I go, uh-oh, and then the taxi pulls back up to me. I'm going to need more

money from this area. Ask Bill. I've never seen him do that before. Not his dad? Yeah, I'm not his dad. I don't know who that is. He's just a guy I know. Is knowing a guy a crime all of a sudden taxi driver? If he says Shazam again, does he become a boy again?

Well, a baby, but yeah. If that's his... That's the only word he knows. He's saying quite a lot. Taxi driver's going to turn around into your baby in the backseat. But also, how are you getting him in the taxi? Like, if he has the power of Shazam and he is your child... you'll be clinging on to you.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's true. With the... Yeah, super strength of, dude. He'll crush me, dude. Bill's going to kill me out the front of my house. Yeah, man. He doesn't know he's own strength. Your wife watches you struggle

to get your friend Bill into the car, and Bill turns around and pops your head like a grape. Oh, thank God. Jackson's taking Bill home. Bill's overpower again. Like, you must have a power. It's more the lawn. launching at you and then that wonderful thing

as one year old? Yeah. He's doing some of these. Oh no, dude. He's making me eat the curve. Yeah, dude. Slapping your shoulder, your arm's gone. Yeah.

And then I have to come inside, all bruise the bat and sit down. Where's our son? I don't think you should see your friend Bill anymore. I think you're right, but also I may need to track him now. It's so funny because I'm putting him in a taxi, the taxi driver's like, yeah, right, mate, where am I taking you? taking you and I'm like

somewhere safe but I can see that Shajam oh thank God movie worlds yeah someone nice movie worlds

they give to the gold only one of the gold ghost three parks three park super pass here I'll pay for it you go too then the taxi driver

raises my son and I can't say shit to my wife And then in 20 years, you see this guy walking down the street and he stops and he goes, you're Jackson? I go, no, I've got the wrong guy. And he goes, not that's interesting. Because what are the name's? Boris.

That's not what I would have named you. That's a really funny thing to say to a stranger. That's not what I would have named. I have Jackson. Yeah, I would not have called you that. I mean, I had the same, but. I told you Shazam, to be honest. Anyway, there are two good names, Shazam and Bill.

Where does Jackson rank? It's, that's all right. I wish I'd been Hudson. That's what I think sometimes. Well, your parents here was Hudson ever... Oh, but Dad once said, my brother, who's also here, could have been Hudson, but I couldn't.

You couldn't? Well, I don't know if he said I couldn't, but the fact that Ryder could be Hudson sort of precludes me from also being Hudson. Unless we were going to be the Hudson brothers. Then that would have been awesome. Ah, look, Rides could pull off Hudson. You could not.

I think I could be a Hudson. It's devastating. We've been through so many names you could be and every time you get upset. Because they never cut. What do you mean? They're names. Bradley, you could have been.

A Rupert? Rupert. Yeah. You could be a roopet. That's the name of a bear. Not a man. That's good. Yopet Bailey.

Yogi, you could have. Paddington. Pooh. Oh, you could pull off poo. I would love to be named Yogi, actually. That would be awesome. Hi, I'm Yogi Bailey. Oh, that's really good.

Oh, I thought you were going to say Yogi Baer. Yogi Bailey's normal to me. So, pals of Shazam, bad, lose your son. Yeah, lose my son. He's raised by a taxi driver. Less less than the boughs of Shazam and more of the fowls of having Jackson as your dad. Well, what am I going to, how am I going to explain this to my wife, okay?

Other than putting my son in a taxi. You tell me what to do. You're the two dads. You're the experts. What would you do in this situation? audacity of, uh, Han, our baby became a man... Wait, hang on. Han, um...

Yes. Is, um... Is our baby a man now? He will be one day. Come in, come in, come in. That's a man, right? Yes. Your life's awesome.

Just need to have that clarification. I'm great as it's broken. Sick. I've been drinking at work. I thought you quit. Yeah. work. It sounds like you're just seconds from falling asleep.

That's the... Yeah. Beautiful baby boy. I don't know. I think ordering a taxi of my adult... My now instant adult child would not be my go-to.

What about calling the police, which I think would be my second one? I mean, that would be hilarious. Now you turn up and he's just fucking killing him. Take him away, officers. Did I see it with my very own eyes? If I walked in and there's a man now rather than my baby.

That's a good point. Because honestly, if you leave him to go to sleep or whatever. And then in the night, he might just say Shazam. And then you come in and there's a man sleeping in his crew. Well, then it's, yeah, well, you yell out to call the cops and while you went to be like, where's my son? And then get eviscerated. It's funny.

Obviously, you would be like, where's my son? But for some reason, my first move was like, hey. Hey. Hey, buddy. I'm so sorry to wake you up. You're in the wrong son. man in my house. Yeah, can you help me out?

What happened to my boy? Yeah, but, like, I mean, there is that thing where, like, people often say if they meet, like, a long-lush relative or, like, have a kid that they lose and then find again. Happy ending, that's fine. Yeah.

No sad story, it's awesome, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They have a special connection with them. Yeah. So, you think if I saw a man asleep in my son's con, I'd be like... Your brain would be like, what the fuck?

I'd be like, obviously they'll marry for my son, but who's this guy? It's strange... Sort of familiar. You don't let me interesting. You've got my attention. And then when I say, hey, and he goes, Daddy? And I go, hmm.

Oh, this makes... Oh, what this means? I don't like that. Yeah, I don't like that. I guess I live in the world where Shazam is real. Yeah, okay. What are you looking for? I, okay, so I really...

Look, this is not an interesting story. Oh, go on. I leant backwards, because I realized I was doing a lot of this. And you'll notice that there's a lot of people over here. Oh, that is true. Yeah, so I was trying to be polite, and now you've wrecked the show. Jackson. I blame the people that was trying to be kind to.

Fuck you! So what is Shazam? He's got electricity powers, fly it. He's very intelligent, allegedly. Wait, did you give you a kid super intelligence? Yeah. That's not so bad. I think it's wisdom, but it's not like

literal knowledge. Okay. Well, hopefully that'll help him when he wakes up in the taxi. Yeah. Very wise, but can't talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that is bad. Yeah. Yeah. And, uh, is kind of going to have the same problems that I had. Okay.

Mine are, I guess, like, superpowers, I would say arguable. But if you give them to a man, I would say they would count. Okay. Because I think that the worst superpowers for a baby to have would be the powers of a dog. Okay. Did you outline the powers of a dog first? Tell a fella. Okay.

Bikes. Bikes. Bikes. Bikes. This motherfucker doesn't know what dogs are. No, no, no. Maybe he does. Maybe he has a special dog. No one.

Sorry, I'm just used to my dog that's so amazing. He can ride a bike. Bites. You can dig holes. Super smelt-strikt sniff. Yeah. He's got super sniff. Yeah, yeah.

Now that I've moved the chair, I feel really far away. You're away. You've done that thing in shows where it's a straight line and it feels worse for everybody. Yeah. Yeah, just go. Just wheel away. This way.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, it would be horrible if I fall off the stage. I think I would argue only one of those is a power. I can dig and bite. Also, I would argue, of the two things you've mentioned, or three things, only one of those is very unique. A baby won't do. Your kid, Doug?

It's gotten to its bitey stage. If you put your baby in, do it, it would dig. Yeah, true. I think just, like, behaving like a dog. I know, obviously, a baby does, like, growl and bite, certainly Johnny Baby does Johnny Baby growls all the time Which is crazy because he was raised by two human beings

And Johnny Baby makes this noise This is my favorite Johnny Baby noise That's good That's a noise of a thing that lives in a cave But a little boy Like I very I very confidently said dog But now that I think about it

A baby actually is worse Yeah Like the power set of a regular baby Is worse than a power set of a dog You made a baby better Yes, absolutely If a baby could smell as good as a dog does Maybe it would stop shitting its pants

You put your baby in the backyard You could feed your baby anything That's true Except for chocolate and grapes Yeah, yeah Oh shit you can't feed a dog grapes Oh, some dogs But we had a dog

Well look, it's a gamble Because we had a dog growing up I think like 10% of dogs are deathly allergic to grapes. We had a dog growing up that ate heaps of them, though, so I've had a friend It was a real gamble.

A dog's still alive? No. But it wasn't the grapes that got him, we don't think. It was old age. Yeah, it was old age, exactly. It was a dog that didn't enjoy its steak? No, that's a different dog.

Wait, maybe that is, is that the same dog? No. Remember when we gave one of our dogs a steak? It's funny, my family's just in the audience. I could just be like, yeah, yeah, shut up, whatever. We gave one of our dogs a steak He gave whiskey steak, that's the odd, new dog.

Okay, it was whiskey then. Yeah, yeah. He gave him his steak and he didn't appreciate it and it pissed us all off. Did he eat it? Yeah, but he ate it like that. So, okay. What did you want?

It's a plet of knife and fork? This is a story you all like tell. It's like a known family thing when we... It was his birthday. We were like, well, we want to remember. wore our dog with a delicious steak and we all gathered around the dog

and we said, hey whiskey, happy birthday, have a steak and he went, oh, mum, mum, mum, mum. And we were all like, what the fuck? They were offended because the dog ate the steak and then turned around and looked at them like, oh, do you have another steak? That was awesome. Yeah, no, you get one steak and you should fucking appreciate it.

Like, how'd you cook the steak? I don't think we cooked it. It was raw steak? I think it was a raw steak. Blue. He had it blue. Yeah, and he just didn't appreciate it. And we never gave him another one because you're like, crazy, but you punished him for not appreciating a steak by not giving

him more steak. You're all mad at him for the rest of the day. On his birthday? I mean, he didn't know. I thought it like turned its nose up and it went, no thank you. No, no, no, it ate it too quick. We wanted to savor the steak whiskey. James, the reason I know this story

is because Jackson came into work the next day in a half. Like, in. I was like last year or maybe the year before. It was a while ago but yeah I was caught about it dude. But cut. If it was if you remember it from like last year or the year before it's because I remembered it. That put me in a half.

It didn't cut it up. No. We gave him a whole steak. He said, oh, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Any more? No, dude. That's your birthday steak and you better fucking enjoy it and he did it and, yeah, he's never gotten anything. We do the same thing with you. I would appreciate it. When I make you a delicious meal

and you eat it so fucking quick. Yeah, you famously eat like that. Yeah. That's literally how you eat. You learn it from me. The cycle continues. It's so sad. So with your baby dog.

Yeah. Is it as robust as a dog now? Yeah, well, yeah. So I guess, like, also you're going to, I would take into consideration, like, speed. Okay. Fast as a dog. Fast as a dog.

You're going to have as agile as a dog. half the leash it, but I might be able to catch it. Oh, yeah. I think you can catch a dog, but if a dog's like running from you, good luck. It's only when it stops. It's why you've got to sit down and lie down. Then the dog might be like, well, what's going on?

So we were practicing before. Yeah, we were lying down. Trying to trick a dog. What are you kind of hoping to get out of this baby dog? Well, nothing. I wanted a son and now I've got a dog. Does it look like a dog or a baby?

I think it looks like a baby, but maybe has a tail. Is it a wagget? And a nose. Oh, it's got a full snout. Yeah. Because that's part of the, like, a power set of a dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What do you tell people? Ose and tails. Then you know when he's being real happy. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, but you can tell how, when your baby's happy. I know, but this is another, another. He stops biting you. That makes him happy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. He loves to grab Jackson's face as well. Yeah, he loves to take my glasses. Yeah. But then once I gave him my glasses and he didn't care. Yeah, because the joy. comes from, say you?

Not a half? For me and a half, dude. You should appreciate it. How dare you? That's dare you, Jody, baby. The tail, diapers are now an issue. Yeah, that's true. Feeding a baby with a dog snout also.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't breastfeed a dog. You'll shit in the yard and what. Yeah, oh, yeah. A regular baby can shit in the yard. Yeah, totally, no, but don't. Yeah, yeah. I guess, would you say that? Don't, yeah.

Yeah, I would say if you're letting your job in the yard, something's wrong. Okay. Yeah, but like, if my... Okay, so I've got a baby, for all intents and purposes, it's a regular baby. Then I reveal, oh, it actually has the powers of a dog, but it looks like a baby, and then I say,

I'm letting it shit in the yard. You're judging me. No, dude, I'm saying that's awesome. I think if... No, actually you do because you think your baby is a dog. I'm like, oh, yeah, powers a dog, like, law. I would call child protective services. No, you say that, and I, a single tear rolls out my face,

and I remember a taxi, disappeared. And again, I must be nice. to still have a son. Yeah. Fatherhood has, he's broken your brain. I get it, yeah, power of dog, man. You can take mine for a walk whenever you want, I guess. That's kind of you.

It'll dig a hole, and if it does a shit on the pavement, you've got to clean it up. Well, that's probably true of a baby, too, so... Yeah, that's true, but they can't find you for that, I don't think. So if the dog shit, as opposed to, like, a baby, at least it's solid. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. You're eating your baby dog food?

What are you doing to your baby dog, wet or dry? I think the problem is, like... Watching a baby eat dog food would fuck me on. fuck me off. I do it all the time. I don't think I could come back from that. Dry or wet? Your kid has

eaten, like, et, et? He has eaten. He has eaten pet food. He has a eaten pet food. You've got to let him. It's an important milestone of being your dad. I'm assuming it will happen at some point. We have like an auto feeder for the cats.

But like at the moment he can't get to it because he hasn't figured out how to climb over the gate. At the moment, and he's close. He's so close. You got a fucking Tommy Pickles, baby. I know. He keeps on pushing.

stuff at the edge of his baby prison like he's building he's yeah yeah yeah he put he put like the little truck we've got like he ramped like the sandbags around it he kind of rammed the truck onto the sandbags so it's got a little bit more high

and I'm over there making milk I look over he's so tall I've ever remember your baby recently as we were all Is it making milk like yeah that slipped by me sorry you know what you're right what does he mean by that

making formula you don't make milk dude the cows do that make milk man you don't make milk for the cows all the oats I was I was adding powdered formula in warm water Okay, making milk

Shut up You're making weird water You're making weird water Um So yeah Dog baby bad Maybe not as bad as man baby Well I like that you can put him in the yard

There's something about being like I'm sick of my baby You open a screen door He goes out in the yard You close the screen It does worry me though Because like Yeah you say To discover your baby has the powers of a dog

You're like yeah you just chuck it in the yard But I have to figure that that out. Yeah, that's true. Honestly, I think you would. You don't think you put your baby in the yard? No, I just don't think you'd figure it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Baby and a dog, honestly, they're so similar. Well, here's a tail and a snail. Okay, yeah, the tail of the stout will be very, yeah. My baby's... Surgery to, like, it gets older. Yeah, the surgery to make him into a full dog. Yeah, yeah, I'm doing the surgery to put my baby's brain in a dog. Okay, well, the only kind of reference I have for a man with a tail is Jason Alexander in

shallow how. Okay. And he was reference. Everyone's thinking. No, but then in the end... He was happy because he couldn't... Yeah, when he was happy... I always think about the end of that movie because it's really weird

because he's got... He has a tale that he's self-conscious about. And then... And no woman will love him. He believes because of his tail. Then he meets this woman at the end of the movie and she's like, I love dogs.

They have waggly tails. And then Jason Alexander's tail wags. Yeah. But that's not... Just because she loves dogs. She doesn't want to fuck a dog. She's not fucking the dogs. And it's just like the...

The first person he's ever met who's like, I love dogs. I'd kill a dog if I saw him. Put a dog in front of me, I'm going to smash it's head with the rock. And then I imagine he, if they get intimate, he gets naked and she goes, oh my God, I didn't realize you're out of tail. He goes, why is it a big deal?

You love dogs. That does not follow on Jason. I agree. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I reckon. The only thing wrong with that film, I agree. It's one of the big ones, at least.

You know, I think I'll let him go with, you know, it's the wife. Why change something so unique and beautiful? I'd say you wouldn't give him the surgery? I think I would. But there's a douche surgery to make him a full dog. And then everyone would be really jealous that I had like a 70-year-old dog.

The dog that lives as old as a man. Yeah. It's got the mind of a dog. Well, it's got the superpowers of a dog, but then I'm putting its human brain in a dog's body, which I guess in my logic there makes it live as long as a human,

not how it works. They don't have a heart of a dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll also give it my big. You killed your son. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. What he wants.

Yeah. Yeah. You would have asked him at one point. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah. Do you want to get put down? I meant if he wanted to be a dog.

Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. I was like, do you want to go to the vet today? Is your life? Hell? Yeah, dude. I'm just thinking a dog, man. He could be the first. If you let him grow to, like, you know, adult age,

he will be the first dog man. That's kind of exciting. A vet's more expensive than, say, like, a surgeon, like a doctor? Because, like, if not, you're saving money. Yeah. Well, a vet's got to know how to fix a turtle and a crab, whereas a doctor's only going to fix a human being. Health cover doesn't cover dogs either.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I could get pet insurance. Yeah, that's true. Get your baby chipped. Whoa! That's handy! It's handy, dude. Yeah, there's a lot of pros and cons to dog baby.

Yeah, it's a couple. Like, man baby is all cons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's sad. Except it means... Except it means... No matter how young my baby is, I can have a beer with him,

which I'll... Cracking a cold one? He's like, B... I'm like, finally, dude. We can, you know, chat man to man. Me and you. I'm going to put on jackass too

for you, baby. I'm going to crack some beers. What is this, dude? Oh, but... This is a pisser. Like, all right, he died in real life. Yeah. Oh, you're bye.

Yeah. That guy's no allowed back in the other one. He's a friend died. It was all fucked off. Explaining Jackass to my adult baby. Yeah. Wow.

Yeah. That's what I imagine being a dad would be like. That's a lot of that. Oh, yeah. So, James. Yes. I've got a list. A list.

I've got one definitive answer. Honestly, it's because it's such a wide question. I even ask my son. We were also talking before the show, like, how lame is it to be a dad podcast? Yeah, I was making fun of you. Yeah. But anyway. Here are some of his suggestions.

Atomic poo. Every time the baby does a poo and it's nappy, you open the nappy and it explodes, but it's an atomic poo. The next one. That would be bad. That would be a one and done bad. I mean, not far from like what's already happened.

Yeah, yeah. A baby that can shape its wee into any shape, like for example, an elephant. That would be cool. Yeah, okay. It would be unfortunate. A lot of these are poo and we related, obviously. I asked one of his stupid,

friends and he said this isn't going out hey your kid can have stupid yeah it's normal parents don't acknowledge it but like sometimes you meet a kid and you're like that kid's dumb as well you think that for our friends growing up

we would the stupid of friend yeah it hasn't happened yet the other way we're like oh his friends real small oh my oh he's the stupid yeah yeah I remember because I was this is unrelated this is a boring story. Every time one of my kids' friends, it's their birthday, I try to get in contact with

their parents and all them, if I see them, I ask what do you want? There's one kid every year. I'm like, God, this fucking kid. So I'm like, what do you like? What do you like, connect four? And I'm like, do you have connect four? And he's like, yeah. And I'm like, great. Can you name another thing that you

like, and he'll be like, I like volleyball. And I'm like, do you have a volleyball? He's like two volleyball. Okay, can you You name something, you don't fucking have. You like. You like. Anything. You keep buying the Connect 4.

That's what I'd be doing. Here's you another Connect 4. Who wants a Connect 4? Oh, that's awesome. That's wonderful. Do you reckon, like, kids at school get around Connect 4 with this kid? What do you mean? It was a big...

What? No from the crowd. This Connect 4... You don't know this kid. Nick 4's not a one-person game. Yeah, so like He might have come up with solo rules We don't know

Maybe yeah, every time you're like, what do you like? Is I like Connect 4? Hoping you're going to be like, I'll play Connect 4 with you. Never. Yeah, oh I guess you couldn't play fucking Connect 2. All right.

He's not here. He's not even listening at home. It's fine. Nobody in my real life listens to anything I do. I can literally fucking anything. Exactly. What do you do? You're a podcaster.

Fuck you. Yeah. it's not a respectable job yeah it's true I have one guy be like oh you just go on Instagram all day and I nearly said if you died a fucking robot

would replace you I know I'm not changing the world I'm aware of that but like at least people would notice if I fucking disappear I always say I'm just an entertainer and leave it at that

them think what I'm doing but I like going super aggressive yeah yeah that's the next move I just went no but I just went yeah yeah The brave man's answer

I just lie and say I work in a bar Which is the truth but it's not my main source of income Obviously I pretend like I don't know what a job is What you do for work? What could you possibly mean? Jobseeker Next question I don't understand the question How do you make money? What's money?

I was a baby that got turned into a man As I said my name Oh yeah the confusion yeah I'm a baby that became a man So a lot of this is new Yeah, my dad put me in a taxi. We lived on the streets. I had to figure some stuff out.

Money hasn't come to me yet, though. I'm really strong. I just walk through walls and grab what I want. The police are off to me. You know what the police are. Bullets don't do shit, so whatever, try your best. I'm wrecking this. I imagine I'm on the bus with someone when this is happening.

I'm wrecking their bus. kill you. I could kill you. What's in your bag, though? Yeah, hey, give me your bag. Got a sandwich? And I take out their keys and they go, oh, shiny. I'll be taking these. This is awesome. And I imagine just stepping

off and out of the bus. Through the bus wall. See, off. The car's just ramming you. Dude, this is fucking sick. Punk loud of fuckheads. I got some shiny dangling. I guess, yeah, but Johnny Baby started doing a thing where he's a wave

the thing he's holding and like, they smack and you, you're like, yeah, right? Am I right, dude? It's cool, it's cool. Fuck, man. Crush him kind of an awesome guy. Anyway, I want to be stupid a friend, sir. Just be an average baby. And I was like, no, what I'm saying is it has to be like a superpower.

and it's like annoying. He's like, yeah, like, it's a normal baby. And I'm like, no, I know what you're saying. You don't know what I'm saying. Anyway, we couldn't get off of it. Some of these are mine. This is similar to yours. Not a superpower, but just a baby.

It's born, and it's just a rat. Like Stuart Little, if he wasn't a man. Exactly. A baby that could perceive all time and space at once, like Dr. Manhattan. That'd be annoying. Naked baby with a visible penis. Yeah, yeah.

Blue, yeah. Speaking of a baby whose penis can shoot a laser That would be bad You floated that one when we said this I did that was my first We said hey this is the topic we're thinking What do you think

And then you said Yeah yeah like if a baby could shoot Like a laser from its penis And it would explode or whatever Yeah I'm there I get it You do plumbing the death stuff better than we'll ever know Yeah Ruby quartz

Yeah Hyper or something would help I thought you're gonna say Ruby quartz penis Um Cork or something You know like a penis cork That a foreign concept

to you guys? You could have got like penis, cork, or like baby condom, and both of those are awful to say. Wow. That is probably the worst combination of words anyone's ever said. Awful. That's terrible. Yeah, real shame if someone said it,

not only on stage, something as being broadcast live around the world. To get hit with penis, cork and baby condom one up and the other, the one-two punch of plumbing the dad's start. Carry on. Yeah, this is nothing.

It's the cartoon baby from family guy. Oh, yeah. Stewie Griffin. Stuart Griffin, yeah. It would be bad. So what I said on, this was my son's one. When the baby does a poo, the poo is a little monster, and you have to chase it around the house.

Ah. And that's every time. Every time? A homunculus poo guy. All right. That would suck. Yeah, that would. You probably develop a system where you collected that you would have to...

A little cage. Yeah, that's what I was imagining. You got a poop cage. Or like, hang on, a regular toilet. Wait, hear him out. This is good. That's awesome, but I like to imagine that's the same conversation

when we're in the toilet. Like, okay, what are we going to do with our poop? What about some kind of cave? Yeah, what are they? Yeah, you just got to teach your baby to shit in the toilet really. You develop feelings, though, for the little monkeless little shit?

How can they all be different? And like, do they grow up? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Are they sapient, sentient? Yeah. They do smell like shit. Yes. Yeah, they are shit.

They are shit. Is there something you can feed your baby where the shit doesn't smell so bad? It's a good question. Let's throw it out to the audience. What do we think? Shrug here. Anyone knows?

Come on a few years behind you. Any time you're like, you're changed? Oh, well done. This one's good. This one's good. Yeah. I mean, babies have that, like, weird, cheesy baby smell. Yeah, yeah.

What's that about? You're just like babies in general when you're Yeah, babies do smell like cheese. It's the milk smell. They know what babies smell like. We can only guess, yeah. You know, when they couldn't uncill their hands and it's like they got like milk.

Maybe it's gross. Yeah, their hands smell like cheese. Is that because they have milk in their hands? Because it's such a grot and like, you know, the milk or whatever. Pressure and heat. Or making you a little milk diamond. And you're like, oh, what's not you little?

And your little hands there. Oh, why did I smell? And you put your fist in my mouth. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that is awesome. Yeah. With the little poo men. Yeah.

Yeah, how sapient are. I wish my son was here. I would have a lot of questions. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know that your friend's stupid? That's question one. No, I told him. Yeah.

I think he probably knew. I love that Connect 4 kids so much. He's like, I can't imagine a world what Connect 4 is someone's favorite game. And to imagine a child who loves it so much that they keep asking for it, like, that could be here right. I don't even know if it is his favorite game.

I think he's just saying. I think he was going to say that no matter what I said. This is starting to sound suspiciously like maybe this baby kid child is actually smart and he's just fucking with it. Yeah, well, that does occur to me. Yeah, yeah.

I love Connect 4, James. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You should maybe buy me another one. Yeah. Well, maybe he knows something about Connect 4, we don't. Yeah. What could he possibly know? What's Connect4 a secret?

Yeah, yeah. And then, because he's the same kid that was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, do you know, would be a bad baby? A regular baby. And you say, that's not right, and he goes, isn't it? Yeah. You'll have to re-explain that. I got this kid's gonna be on Joe Rogan in like three years.

Hmm, explain it to me again. I'm in the Austin comedy scene Just to clarify The poo is a little monster You can't have to chase it And you have to chase it out of the house You have to Well that would be bad because like

I mean it could be some kind of like Telekinesis thing where baby shits And then your brain is just like Chase shit Yeah that's true And then your baby's sitting there in a shitty duck Well that's a good question Does the little poo man

Kind of also wipe your baby on the way I think so I can't imagine it would Okay damn Well I was just hoping All the shit collected in the little man Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It became wiping for you.

And then my second question is, how long does it last? Like when your baby's 40, yeah, yeah. Is you still, like, and you're sitting in your home and you're just compelled? I have to go kill a poo monster. Also, I was thinking, like, how long is the poo monster last? Like, with every single step, it's leaving, like,

itself as it keeps walking or running. Yeah. So they're all, like, gliding. Yeah. Like a snake, right? Yeah, oh, no, that's great. Because I'm imagining, like, a little guy, but a monster could be,

any shape. Yeah. Also, funny for it to have in the dive part and then there's like a little guy always burst out. I imagine depending what like shit's doing

like if it's like real runny or whatever, it's like more of a liquid monster. Oh yeah. I am in this people will get the reference but in my head it's kind of like

the little ashes from Evil Dead 2 slash Army of Dark Oh yeah yeah. Oh fucking kill you! Oh you motherfucker and it's shit. I think that's like a good attitude for the monsters have

you're like, yeah, you're chasing around. I've got to get these guys, yeah. They're just yelling at you. Did you just, I guess you are compelled to just do something about them, but I like a little where you're not, you just let them go, you know? Or what?

Like, shit into like a fish tank? Yeah, there it is. It's like a pet. We're fucked up. There would be days when you're just like, I don't care about this. Yeah, yeah. Like, I'm not going to lose.

Yeah. You would have to explain it to other parents, I guess, like a day group kind of thing. Yeah, he does shit. His shit's become monsters and I'm compelled to do them. It's just, no big deal. Yeah, it's fine. You can change something

you want to do. They're changing a diaper, like shit monsters, like attacking you. Yeah, sorry, this just happens. Just how my baby was... You could also not tell the parents that are looking up your baby. Because, like,

they're not going to assume that you knew. You're going to have to deal with it like it's the first time this has ever happened in the history of the family. You say at surprised every time. What the heck? Who says this?

Did your baby shut a little man? Did you do this? Did your stupid baby do this? It does feel like you would just become used to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it would become normal, absolutely. I think it's, yeah. You'd be just hitting them with a fly swatter or whatever. Yeah, anyway.

Hitting it, fly swat is bad. It's what you swat with. You know, I was thinking a mallet, but that's going to so bad. Mallet? Yeah. And a fly swatter is better. Mallet at least has some whimsy to it, you know? Some joy there.

I feel like that mind was. be struggling up to kill it, but I'd just be like, he-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h. They won't be saying he-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h. I was born from an ass. I made of shit. What do you think about that, James? I like it. Honestly, this sucks.

You thought you were going to get used to this? I am, and that also sucks. Such of your stuff, and I'm shit. Every time you fed your baby, you'd be like, I know who this is going to become. Can't wait to meet this guy. To experiment I mean like what could I do

That's why I was like I mean obviously you can't feed your baby Anything that makes nice smelling shit But maybe Obviously we know that now That's obvious to everyone But maybe we could You know to make them more solid

Make them less solid You would experiment It would scare me though Because like In my head that means like Harder to kill Yeah that is true And they may maybe will kill you or something

Yeah That would be an embarrassing way to die Got killed by my baby shit Is it on this podcast where I've complained about the fact that we never bred dogs to smell good? It's an upcoming episode, I think. You recorded that recently, yeah?

I just remembered it. You can wash your dog, though. No, I mean, we bred dogs for so much, but we never thought let's breed one that smells like blueberries. Anyway. Something to think about it. It is something to think about.

Well, you know how we're doing a podcast about children and superpowers or whatever? What if, why is humanity to we're not, you know, dogs smell good? You know how we did eugenics to dogs? Yeah. We brought a dog that goes into a hole to get badges. We brought a dog to piss off bulls to make the meat better.

We bred a dog so its face was real flat. Yeah, exactly. Fun? It's a great prank upon the dog. I just wonder why we never bred one that smells like fucking popcorn or something. Yeah. We're sniffing. Yeah.

Something to think about. Anyway, it's just... That's like a walking around thought for everything. Something you can take home with it. Yeah, yeah. It's just been on my mind, I guess. Yeah. Like, really?

Yeah. So, Zammett, this comes down to you. Okay. So I... A last, worst baby. I think you guys, like, understandable that, yes, all these powers will be bad for you. Yeah.

For a baby. I just feel like, you know, yeah, it's very bombastic and, like, understandable. Like, to be honest, the Shazam baby... He's just going to be saying Shazam quite a lot. So you're going to get, like, ah, the guy. Oh, it's fine. Oh, he's a guy.

oh no he's a baby oh it's a guy but he's a guy he's like invulnerable yeah that's to worry about like protecting him in the yard he put him in the yard like a dog baby is kind of like it's just a baby you've described yeah yeah the shit homunculus is pretty fuck a man yeah but the baby's still a baby

baby yeah I just think I like how you took the time to be like oh your answer is bad yeah I'll notice except for yours I'm like no I can't it's horrendous to be honest to be honest. But honestly, I think just the worst power for a baby would be just

super efficient sleep. To me, as a man with no baby presently, that seems good. You mean like they can do it in a... Yeah, yeah. I think all the parents in the room just went, all the parents and child kidnappers. You're like, yeah, yeah,

a child I kidnap when he's finally asleep. I can do my... The worst part of our kidnapping a child. bed. Baby sleep a lot, but if they could like superpower, like, concentrate that into, like, ten minutes. Oh, I see.

Because, like, you could do something more. When are you sleeping? Yeah. I see. Yeah. Took me a bit. Forgive me. It's all right.

I think, you know, you could have, like, a baby, like, oh, I sleep power, you never sleeps. Like, okay, but then you're, like, fair enough, I'm accepting this. Yeah. Like, a ten minutes sleep, that's enough for hope. Mm.

Yeah. That's enough to be like, maybe he'll sleep a bit longer. Maybe tonight's the night. Yeah. Maybe this is not... It's the hope that kills you. Yeah. They fall the way through.

Could you learn to sleep in 10 minute increments? No. Because if you're, again, if you're getting like... It's all at sleep for 24 hours is 10 minutes. Yeah. But imagine how efficient that baby's going to be as an adult. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, I'll be dead. You'll be dead. You might see any of that. I know. I think how great he'll be as an orphan, you know? Yes. No. The most efficient orphan in the orphanage.

First man to die of old age at 38. It's just, yeah. You can't also, because you, as a parent when you've got a baby, you don't form new memories because you're not sleeping properly. Like a lot of this stuff you don't remember anyway. You're going to be absolutely fucking cooked. I remember, I think it was the second week after you message after you had your baby and you're like, how long is this, I think it was asleep?

How long does this go for it? I'm like, mate, fucking settle in. So you're not going to remember No worry about it I'm like I texted you Cool Nice I was seeking advice

But then there You know you discover something Like you know Oh sleep regression So maybe all you've figured it out Maybe he's like Oh I sleep a long He's now he's got 20 minutes

Yeah And for some fucking reason He'll go back to that 10 Yeah that's awesome Like I had survived for the I'd survive for a bit Yeah I think it could make you

Really awesome for a bit And this could be a controversial statement but people that don't sleep, like people that go through bouts of insomnia. I reckon there's a sweet spot where they're like unhinged enough that they're just like an awesome hang. Yeah.

Like, you... I don't know what the fuck you're about to do. Some of my best work is just like just losing my mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. It's good to go crazy. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it's like, I don't know. It's just like sometimes like a little bit of a good vibe to be around. What are we doing today? Oh, going nuts? Awesome. And finding those places to micro-sleep and you're like, oh, he's asleep.

Oh, he's awake. Okay, what's next? I think I'll drive today. Smart choice, I like how you've positioned yourself like you haven't had in real life so it's not your baby, it's not your baby, it's baby. This is great. I love how about Zammett's, I got this baby that doesn't sleep.

How much has fucked him up, dude. It doesn't work as such a manic energy. Sometimes he's wearing clothes. It hasn't made him funnier, but it's definitely made him more dangerous. And I think that's awesome. As you'll see, if you come into the studio, I've placed knives.

Why'd you do that? The demons. Oh, okay, tight. That someone's looking out for me. For an episode. I mean, look, the vibe does start shifting again away from good to bad when I feel like my life is being filmed.

Oh, you haven't slept enough that now you want to kill me. And Tamer, what do you think about that? You're just like, huh well like that you know that rage you will you feel you felt maybe

if you have people over and you've just put your baby to sleep and they make a noise oh yeah like the baby wakes up and it may be just baby being baby it was coincide with someone like you know sneezing coffee opening a door a bit too loud you actually bursting into your lounge room without knocking on the door

yeah a moment fucking Craber hey what's up Legitimately, like, I've been hit... Everyone that works for Sandpins has been hit by a door because Jackson doesn't knock. He just, like, goes in.

Yeah, dude, it's an awesome way to live. It may be annoys people now, but they'll remember me. When Jackson dies because he doesn't look both ways before crossing the road. People will remember him. People will remember me. You got to say that. People will remember me.

Okay? Remember that guy that was definitely going to die young, died young? that's sad still counts still counts yeah that would be pretty bad dude that would be pretty bad but you could

could you figure out some strategy where you just have to give a lot of people living in the house with you looking after your baby you need a third I think that all the time he's by a village or whatever it's called yeah exactly dude

yeah I think we would be open to polyamory not for fucking just for looking after baby that's a funny at the moment like Currently, I'm also open to Polly. I'm fucking, just looking after a baby. Do you reckon that happens in the Polly community

where you go, oh, I've met a lovely couple? I'm really excited. Wait a second. I notice you never me or my partner, but you always wanted to look after the child. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but no, seriously, you guys are so, I like you.

Come over, dressed real sexy, go, oh, and they go, oh, you're just going to hold the baby for five. Yeah, sorry, I'm wrecked. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm really wrecked. I'm really wrecked. I'm going to have a shower now. You just look up.

Yeah, but great. Hang on a second. I was going to get, like, canceled for praying on the ace community. Just so they can look off. Oh, I didn't even think of this. Oh, yeah, dude. Cancel do you say? I don't use my knowledge for...

I was going to say bigotry, but I don't think that's it. I'm doing a new thing. I mean, that's pretty good. Sort of a new thing. Yeah. But then, yeah, I mean, yeah, you could just get a bunch of other people to look off to your baby, you know? You just never slept.

but he wasn't going to make him sick or whatever but no sleep whatsoever and he's fine because then the no sleep one I think is not as bad because again you're like okay that's it this is locking in and yeah you're probably like well I'm gonna donate my baby to science can you do that technically can your baby only sleep 10 minutes

or is like wouldn't sleep like how like nine hours or eight hours or seven hours for you probably 11 yeah it's like the perfect amount of time to sleep so when you wake up you wouldn't be able to go straight honestly I wish I could never wake up dude hey Jack one day that'll happen

that's like my ideal amount that's a new that's a different thing we have a word for that okay then I'll wake up all at the opposite time it's baby where I'll wake up for 10 minutes I'll be like anything cool happened no bro

it's groggy for eight of those minutes oh fuck man I'm up I got about two minutes where I can do stuff oh my god I'm bored I'm having to hit the hay All right We have reached almost the end of our allocated time We've all pitched an idea

And we have a wonderful crowd in person here So the easiest way to decide who wins Because everyone has to win our podcast Can't end Like if you listen to any of our episodes You think that oh they didn't come to like A unanimous decision We fight afterwards

They know Like fight endurance Hey, cool idea. I'll fucking kill you. Shut the hell up, you're dead. I wasn't listening. Shut up. You said it, so I disagree. So what we're going to do, and if you've seen a slide before,

you might be familiar with this method. But there's a lot of you, and you can clap. People often are like, oh, vote by just like making the most about a noise. No, that's hard to judge. What we're going to do is, on the count of three, we're going to go, sorry, we're going to go through each of us, and then we'll count down to three, and then when we do that, rather than cheering, one single clap.

Yeah. It sounds good, you know. And then it means if someone, you know, said something bad on stage and no one claps, my God, it's a deafening silence. Oh, so good. So what we're going to do, we'll practice it just as a big group.

So on the count of three, one clap. Okay. The lights are above you, so we'll be able to see you. One, you clap too many times and two, if you don't clap. All right. Three, two, one.

Perfect. All done, audience. Don't clap yourself. Well, I'd be surprised how many you'd be surprised how many people fucked that up and you did. I really love, because it was only one person. So it felt more like they were clapping themselves.

I nailed that. We think the worst power for a baby to have would be Shazam powers. Three, two, one. Okay. See, you got that. You actually got like a pretty big vote there, but it wasn't a loud clap.

Yeah. So if someone, you know, picked a bad one. Imagine the silence. Unrelated. Dog power was for a baby. Three, two, one. Oh, my God. He felt bad as well when he did it.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Shouldn't have done that. There was almost nothing. Yeah. I knew. Okay, you went with your heart and that's it. Appreciate that. Shit monsters?

Shit that is a thing. Every time you're... What? When your baby doesn't poo, the poo is a little monster and you have to chase it around the house. Okay, okay. Three, two, one.

Pretty bad. Ooh. I'll tell my son as well. Hey, buddy, they fucking hated you. You fucked me up there. They loved your fuck-headed friend, though. You made me look like an idiot. And then we've got baby

that can only sleep for ten minutes. Three, two, one. Okay. That's tricky. I know who came last. I'd say it was kind of a tie, maybe, between me and Zammett, you know? Yeah. Do it again, or you're just like that?

No, I mean, you know, we've only got so much time. All right, on the count of three, say Zammett or Jackson. Three, two, one. Jackson. Okay, it sounds like Jackson. I like the combination. Yeah, Jackmits. That sounded good, dude.

Jackson, you win, congratulations. Yes. Another victory, dude. Another victory suggestion. I can't stop winning. And on that note, I've been Joel. I've been Jackson. I've also been Joel.

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